Episode 174 | "ALL-MAN Milk"

A victory light. A victory light. Yo, not that, bro. Yo. Yo, Hasan be getting spicy, bro. His mouth. Yeah. Yo, Hasan said. Hasan, Edmund. I'm a shit. We all. Yo, no, that's crazy. Yo. That's spicy. Now what you mean Hassan got spicy mouth? Yo, yo that's crazy! Yo, why a man fi drink almond milk? You what? No man fi drink almond milk? Why you want fi bat a man a drink almond milk? Are you mad? Lightning! Fire fi that! Lightning! Yo! No man fi drink almond milk! You're so real! Ramos, clamos! Yo, they just call you. Hey, yo! What? Yo, hey, man, listen. When we fuck pussy, pussy turn red. Oh, that's my shit. Yo, listen. That's my song. Jamaican homophobia is different, bro. Because I don't know. What's the correlation between being gay and marine life? Why do they call you a different type of fish? they be like they be like no man fit drink almond milk sturgeon and you're like yo what clone clone fish clone fish no man fit drink almond milk nemo yo you're dying you're dying you're dying you're dying you're dying yo oh my god bro lord listen yeah he is risen Easter just happened but that's we gonna get into that later We eat, are we what' you mean? What ? Hey, what? What do you mean? What you mean? Hey, what do you mean outside with the beans? What you mean? What? What are you mean? I would just like to say I saw that so far stadium I Is Terrible. Terrible. Yes. Estamos aquí, gracias a Dios. Estamos aquí. ¿Tú lo que me dicen? En vivo, directo. You know what I'm saying? I always say live and direct. We're not live. We are live to tape. Okay? That means that we do a little bit of light editing. Well, we are not actually here. It's AI. That's right. We've been trying that all season three. That's right. We're teleporting. It finally worked. you know what it is you know what it is you know what I'm saying looking with the Sammy Cutler inmate suit you feel me you dig you know what I mean you got ready you're a hater rap card certified bachata hater in the building he's on the building he already loves rage mating so good at it he said fuck bachata Anthony Santos is not the bain bae yo get that Teala Ling, Teala Ling, out of here. Yo, with the English accent? Yo! Y'all gonna set me on. I'm telling you. Turn off that goddamn. And don't do it. Don't do it to her, because you know who it is. It's Liz Pelo T. She's a super bitch in New York City. What's happening, y'all? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it works. Yeah, I was telling Meryl, I've never seen a man look ugly in salmon-colored shirts. Let me know if I'm bugging. I think that I'm not talking about You haven't seen A white supremacist In Virginia Oh You're right You're right man I stand corrected With the Dockers The Dockers polo Yuck Oh man Never mind Alright so I've never seen A man of color Wear salmon flavored A thing It'll look ugly It don't happen No don't do too much You're gonna piss me off Put your arms back in place Act like a fucking Dominican man Trying to see all that Goosey goosey shit Act like a Dominican Put it over there I bet you said Bob do the loosey-goosey Act like a Dominican man Well, you know how Dominican moms Be a little bit homophobic Oh, yeah I'll never forget One time my brother When I was a kid We was like What the fuck do you have to say That's more important Than what I would have to say I feel like we're about to say The same thing Alright Are we? So should I finish? Diablo, bro Or should you go first? Because you a man there's still woman's history must be BIG Dive and no no remember that so you want to do that this is problem this a problem oh no no no no it sounds like transportation no it's your turn here is the problem with the youth say it is your turn and then we talk to you and then they say to you okay so, we'll talk to you because I'm a father but I'm a father but he came out of the Podcast with a family non plus who even who What do you think you're jerry kiss? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Yo no digo shut up. Yo no digo shut up. Yo no digo shut up. Yo no digo shut up. Lo que uno tiene que hacer, compre vuelo. No, lo van a mandar pasando domingo, coño. Eso es lo que tú quieres. A fucking sembrar yuca, coño. A pelar plátano con tu tía Carmen, coño. Exacto. Esos nike, esos joyrán que te gustan. time yeah yeah i gotta do this i actually just triggered myself but i used to dead ass that was like the play was like say like curse of my english mad fast but then they will always catch one word yeah like shut up you said shut up i can't get the shot out yeah yeah both times i've been like yo you fucking dickhead under my breath under my breath not like out loud but they could hear it is what I'm saying I feel like they can't cause I never did that my mom's the only woman I'm scared of bro she got it my mom definitely thought I had like mental issues cause I would growl she thought well she knows my mom knows confirmed confirmed now you hitting the DMX he said he said mira betel impal to call you just all you hear is I don't want to do that Wow, wow. Yo, oh my God. Nigga barking in Spanish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow. Wow. Yeah, rest in peace, DMX, man. Rest in peace. Fucking legend. DMX, yo, you know what I'm saying? Yo, speaking of black men who are legends, Tiger Woods. Okay. Tiger Woods. Half of him. Half of him. Word. Because what, yo, hold on. What if it's the fucking shit that he said? This is more like my time. He did an interview. This is like 90, I want to say like 90 something. He did an interview and they were like, yo, yo, what's it like to be like, you know, like the face of like black golfers everywhere. You know what I mean? Like you're breaking new ground. You're like the Jackie Robinson of the PGA golf tour. What's incredible? Professional golfer, but you're black. And he was just like, oh, actually I'm cannibalization. I was like, nigga, cannibalization? What the fuck is that? What does that even mean? That means he eats Asian people. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. He said I'm like, you're a Blasian? I was like, yo, bro, hold on. I was like, nigga, only strippers are that. Okay? So cut it out. And Chris Brown, baby moms. Yeah, that's it. Maybe that's it. If you're Chris Brown, baby moms, that's the only way you're allowed to be a couple of Blasian. If you're a stripper, Chris Brown, baby moms, or India love, that's it. It's the only Blasian people on Earth. Taiga. And Taiga, yeah. Wait, Taiga, Blasian? He's part Vietnamese. He's Filipino, yeah. He's part Vietnamese? He's part Vietnamese? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's crazy. I thought he was Filipino. It all makes sense now. It does. I thought he was Filipino, dog. I really thought he was... Filipino? Yeah. That's crazy. I really almost said it like that. I would just like to issue a formal apology. Yo, tita. Sorry. Sorry, titas. and Montefiore my bad you know what I'm saying and Crocs shout out to all the triage nurses alright bro alright peace out bro that's it yeah yeah yeah that's it that's it forget it man y'all was just on the picket line stickers dunking on you it was crazy I'm telling you bro at my listen I was an EMT for a very short time I had the graveyard shift in the ER bro I was with him in the trenches bro I know I know what it is yo in fact yo let me tell y'all niggas something right now if I ever was injured and like lost consciousness and I woke up in the ambulance and this nigga was like holding the tools and shit, I'd be like, yo, hold on. Yo, yo, yo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my God, bro. Yo. He just with the head tight nigga swaying on you and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit, okay, he's awake. Hold on. I'm just in here. No, I'm just in your face like, you look really weird, man. That's how I picture him, moving in slow motion. Yo, you're not okay right now. Hey, man. It's not looking good. Yo. Like, he's strapped out to the fucking thing. I can't even move. I'm like, yo, don't move your neck. Don't move your neck. It could literally kill you, bro. No. Yo. Hit the bite on the fucking thing. He's like, more morphine. Just let me pass out until we go. but Tiger Woods you know what I'm saying where the fuck yo you see how we are bro we haven't spoken about Tiger Woods for at least three minutes we haven't spoken about a single topic at all Tiger Woods famous black man also golfer and cannibal Asian cannibal Asian and he got into another DUI and I just got caught on video and he got caught he's off a beam you know what I'm saying he's off the moxies allegedly you know what I'm saying I was gonna say that's been confirmed but I wanna just say allegedly just in case it was off them things you know what I'm saying it was turnt up um but he's hurt you know what I'm saying like he's hurt you know y'all remember what happened with his shorty right where he was like trying to drive away like when that whole shit happened it came out that he was fucking with the Pinot shorties and the oh yeah and the host and then yeah and then he tried to dip from his girl but he was on Mad Ambience and Zans and shit and he crashed the whip yo so he's off them things You know I'm saying he flipped his whip You know police came Tiger woods man was that was at the beginning of the end you think like that incident Like his initial one in late in the late 2000s So or I'm talking about the one now, but the beginning of the end was yes The first one in the like late 2000s where it was like then everything blew up before that it was he was just like yo tag was yeah i was very young but i remember the mug shot of him looking crazy with his shit his shit looking like me honestly bro i thought because it came out what he cheated on his wife with like 11 different white women yeah i thought he murdered somebody bro honestly the way they had that all over the news yo portolo lao every every day a new picture i'm just like damn bro he got outed fucking completely od and i was just like yo hold on i was like hindsight is 2020 at the time i didn't have i didn't think about this now i'm thinking about it i was like yo did they just do him like that because he's like a because he's the black golfer yeah like possibly yeah i mean like cheating is not it's fucked up yeah but it's not like it's not front page it's not yeah it's not front page tabloid material it is not it is not front page of the new york times material i think that yeah no i think i think it's a it's a case of you know It's like, bro, nobody, they positioned him in a way that made people who never gave a fuck about golf suddenly have an opinion on this pro golfer. You know what I'm saying? It's like, because it serves a narrative. Because media, one way or another, is meant to inform and meant to guide your thinking one way or another. All media does this, whether intentionally or unintentionally. It's what it's meant to do. Books, scrolls, all that shit. Podcasts. Right? So, yeah. That being said, patreon.com slash victory light. Yeah. Shameless plug. Come on, guys. God, you will not hear about your phone. Come on. Turn it up. We answer any questions. I'm going to bite this bitch today, bro. I'm going to bite it. I'm going to lock down on it. Yeah. Just to put a pin on the tiger point, yes, it is absolutely hindsight 2020. It was some racism shit. How many fucking white pro athletes cheat and you don't hear a peep? But no, let's get this black motherfucker that stole our sport from us and made us look a fool. Let's put this motherfucker on the front page looking crazy with his shit pushed way the fuck back. Yeah, and then like, because you take somebody like Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, you put him on the front page and shame him. You take somebody like Eminem making a song about killing the mother of his child in graphic detail, and we crown him the greatest rapper of all time. Yeah. Very true. Listen, you sliding riding with your old lady. You sliding in a wheel riding with your old lady listening to Eminem? Eminem? You listening to Eminem. We not doing that. No, we not doing that. We not doing that. I love Eminem. I say this much about Tiger Woods. he was the first golfer to be like to look like an athlete. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And that's part of the problem is that he got hurt. Training. Training. Building. Getting built up. Because to your point like yo he's the black golfer. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like he's the guy. So you know motherfucker was serious about his shit. So he ended up getting hurt. He had to be. Shit. He didn't become Tiger Woods acting like fucking Theo Vaughn. He made it that big because he had to triple what they what what other white motherfuckers are doing you know that so man one time i remember one time man i went to school with this kid man he was playing golf with a i remember he he had a family living a trailer that's really in a taxidermy man he had he was playing golf with uh petrified raccoon anuses man they was i remember i remember you know i remember like it was yesterday man you know and i thought it and i always thought it was weird because he would show up to school with a wooden shark. Dude, that's so crazy. Jamie, can you check that? Can you check? Can you check? Jamie, Jamie, can you check the... Perplexity for that? So you can taxidermy anuses? I didn't know that. That's so crazy. I didn't know that you could taxidermy anuses. Wow. That's so... Y'all went way too deep into white people. I don't know who y'all... I don't know who y'all impersonated. Joe Rogan. Oh, okay, okay. It went too far into Anglo-Saxon territory. Anglo-Saxon. Yo, fuck Joe Rogan, bro. How the fuck... First of all, that nigga's mad little, bro. It's crazy. I grew up watching Fear Factor bro That so loud You know how sad I was when I was like wait to ask him Yeah Yeah it him bro I used to love Fear Factor bro Crazy And it crazier now because it like bro like yeah you the Fear Factor guy Yeah. You the guy that's like, yo, eat this bug. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're like, yo, eat this horse tranquilizer. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yo, eat these new tropics. Yeah, bro. Get the fuck, man. He also used to be a stand-up comedian. He was featured in some skits. I remember that. I'll show it back in the time. Yeah. That word loosely. Yeah. Yeah. And also, he's now trying to convince other people that paying thousands, tens of thousands maybe of dollars to flush your blood of plasma. He's like, it's like getting an oil change. You know, it's like getting an oil change for your body. I was like, you mean that thing that your liver does already? Wow. Like you mean that stuff that happens in your body that your organs do for free This is what I be saying right my blood man growing up All of us had our friend groups, right? And then oh in that friend group You had somebody who had either an older sibling or you had an older sibling and that motherfucker Was the smartest person in the fucking world to you because they are were a little bit older they would buy you a little beer if you needed to and they had like little little inspiration bro that's literally joe rogan but he never grew up he never grew up no no and like you grow up and you're just like oh wait this motherfucker you just smoke mad weed yeah like you literally eat out the garbage and that's your nutrients and you just because yeah the joe rogan is insane yeah joe joe rogan's another joe rogan i think i think the worst thing that happened at tiger woods Tiger Woods was getting hurt while training the worst thing that happened to Joe Rogan was not getting hurt while training ever And taking a fucking backseat and getting off these podcast mics But to sort of just to give you a crash course in the Tiger Woods thing He'd been dealing with back back problems in particular from you know getting hurt from from training treating golf like an actual sport and training like a real athlete That's crazy. It's gonna come for you and he can't travel from like hole to hole yeah guys i can't travel from hole to hole on the course because of his injuries and because he's in a lot of pain and so you know that might have something to do with with you know his with the york is the trajectory of his life like it's what happens it's how this it's how this country it's how privatized medicine works you get severely hurt and then they get you addicted to opioids while you in that bed and like incapacitated and so that when you leave you go out and look for that stuff that made you feel really good while you were hurt it destroys you and no matter no amount of fame or money will change the how up that could get you i wasn't that wasn't am i he's not wrong i done lost a few people to it and slowly that starts to take over your life it's like you had a shoulder surgery and you pop in you know six six seven years later you still you addicted to that shit i know somebody who was prescribed oxy when they were when they first came to this country by mistake what yeah he was taking it he came back and he was like i can't do it like it's too much he gave it back to them they gave him the right medicine and his body was rejecting it and he literally just had to stay taking the medicine he still takes it to this day because if he doesn't he starts vomiting he'll get like really bad shakes his blood pressure will drop like his body got so used to it that he was never able to like kick that habit yeah but so that's regular people so imagine that and then being an athlete on top of that because athletes they're gonna put you out there they don't give a fuck there's a very this i mean it's funny now but like there's a crazy like the aaron rogers edit you know i'm saying y'all listen if you're listening right now victory light gang that Aaron Rodgers I'm fried edit you know what I'm saying yeah what happened I don't know oh yeah I think he's looking it up I think he's doing a thing so while Meryl finds allegedly this clip the I'm fried Perk Rogers clip yeah it's also strange tidbit he's dating Vanessa Trump so what? Tiger Woods is. Oh, that's right. We've talked about this before. Remember those photos of them, I think, in a hammock? Yeah, that's right. Also, I mean, not funny enough, obviously. After the Dewey, he goes and he's like, yo, he gets out the car. Car's on the side. Nick gets out the car and he's just like, yo, hold on. Police pull up. This thing is like, shh, hold on. I'm on the phone with the president. Yeah, hold on. Like, bro, you gotta be a real D1 fiend. You know what I'm saying? You gotta know what you're doing. You know what I'm saying? And be like, yo, shit. Yo, shit. Okay. Yeah, it's a hit that. Yeah, POTUS, it's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, your name being Tiger. Yeah, POTUS, it's me. Tiger. Yeah, yeah. Yo, it's a hit that. Yo, it's a hit that. It's a hit that. It's a hit that. Tiggered? Yo. Tiggered. that's a thing yo I'm telling you he got direct ties bro to me that's the biggest indicator of like yo I got I'm mad privileged you know what I'm saying cause on the one hand it's just like damn dog like this is dirty you're an athlete niggas pump you full of drugs and shit you get hooked on the shit you know what I mean yeah but fucking so did Titi Carmen bro so it's just like you know yeah give and take yeah I mean also Ubers exist bro that yo so thank you yo you fucked up that's the shit bro i said this shit on the radio and i'm like i'm gonna say it again it's irresponsible but i'm gonna say it's the truth there's niggas out there that could drive when they fucked up you know i'm saying like not i'm not saying to do it i'm not saying to do what do you think a motherfucker first i'm just saying i've heard people say this before everybody thinks that they could drive that's what i'm saying and that's what everybody thinks that only some people can talking into a microphone you're talking into a microphone where everybody is thinking i actually can go find out you know what i'm saying all i'm saying all i'm saying is i've seen some people that that have that capability. Again, weight, height, metabolism, volume, all this shit comes into play. I'm just saying, Tiger Woods definitely thinks like, yo, I'm good, bro. After like four? Yeah. He's like, yo, I'm good. He's like, yo, I just keep getting bagged. Like, that's what he's doing. I'm telling you the mentality of these niggas, man. In his mind, he's... What do you mean them? It's you too. No, it's you too. I don't drink like that. What do you mean drink? I don't drink like that. He was off of... He be getting cross-faded, bro. I don't give a fuck. Well, his latest DUI is probably off the perks. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But he be cross-faded. He be off the Yerkes, bro, and drinking a couple Bud Lights. Lizbelle and I are unionizing. Here, we're starting a union called the ARP. We are starting the ARP. Advocates for responsible podcasters. Yes. I like that. Do you or anyone you know Do you or anyone you don't know an irresponsible podcast host who says things like like this? I know people that could try. Fuck. No. That's all I'm saying. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Oh my god. So here at the ARP, if you or anyone you know is guilty of irresponsible podcasting, you may be entitled to compensation. Contact us here at the ARP run by myself and this bell. Yo, give it up on 917. 1-800-223-917. I got it because he's drunk. Yeah, you see? Yo, am I drunk? The number you guys should actually be calling is 917-342-2573 to get all your answers questioned. Get all your questions answered. I'm fucked up too. Or get your answers questioned. You know what I'm saying? We'll question the fuck out of everything you got to say. Yo, the earth is flat. What you mean? What the fuck you mean? What do you mean by that? What do you mean? What are you saying? What did he say? Tiger? Yeah. Tiger Woods, y'all. I'm just hearing that shit in my head. I'm sorry, bro. You know what I'm saying? But, yo, listen. I mean, the police cam was pretty entertaining to watch. I don't know if y'all watched that. I'm, like, super in my police cam vibe. Yeah. Bro, those police cams really show you, number one, when officers, like, when you're about to come in contact with a fucking terrible cop. Come on. You could tell just by the tone of their voice. And then you also get to see how stupid people are drunk, which is one of my favorite pastimes. That's why I go to parties and not really drinking, because you get to see shit that you wouldn't peep if you weren't sober. And that's what it is. When you're drunk, not when you're drunk, when you're not drunk and you're watching other drunk people, baby, you'd be like, ew. A couple of years ago, when I went viral for the thousandth time, who cares? But like, I got a DM from a guy that saw the video and he was like, hey, man, I don't know if you remember me, but you saved my life at my own birthday party. And I was like, what? He's like, yeah, they gave me too much to drink. You had gave me you had told me to to to like rinse with salt water and then spit it out. And then you told my friends to sit me upright and wait with me until I threw up. And then when I threw up, you told them to give me more water, all this or whatever. But he was like, yo, the whole point is I was so fucked up. I don't think I would have made it if you did not intervene because they kept feeding him shots. They was like, yo, it's your birthday. And it was just too much back to back. They weren't letting the... You know when you overestimate and you don't let the first shot marinate before getting to the second and third and fourth, and then all that shit hits you like a freight train? Once that wind hits you or you stand up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, once that wind hits you and you stand up and you look like Jamiroquai, You just You know what I mean? That's cool though That's cool though? I'm saying he saved somebody's lives Responsible by ARP Oh yeah Because this motherfucker is saving lives And you like hey bro You want to drive me home? That's what you would do Are you over? I just thought that I don't remember why I brought that up because he wasn't you know you wanted to no it's because no it's because you said some stupid shit to feel good about saving a guy and then uh no fuck man fuck i don't remember saving a guy's life also on the list of things that make men gay that make men gay that's true yeah you can't care about another because why you worried about another man why you worried about another man well he should have been able to save himself exactly right yeah that's a feminine quality i'm You are. I'm not a homosexual. You are. I've heard that before. A man who gets you drunk is way too feminine. You are. Because it's like, bro, what are you doing? You're slumped up. You can't find a doll. Who's going to take you home? You wild loose right now. You wild loose is crazy. He's like, hell. Like, what the fuck, bro? Yo, let motherfuckers get drunk in peace, man. Like, and fall asleep. If you're the type of, yes. If you're the type of drunk that gets drunk and just passes, like, passes out meaning, like, you fall asleep. Not pass out meaning like, yo, yo. Like, yo, he's not getting up. Yeah, I'm feeling to the train tracks. I'm fainted. Yeah. Like, if you just like. Some people get drunk and get sleepy. I used to have an uncle like that all the time. That's what I'm saying. Those are the best drunks. You used to get drunk a few beers and he'd just fall asleep. He'd be like, made up. He'd be like, made up. Hey. Hey, better. Deja me desiste algo. This drunken behavior actually has me feeling generous. We actually have a question for you guys. Oh. Oh, cool. Coming in early. A drunk question. Okay. Oh shit, what up Kid Mero? I didn't know if this shit was real. Anyway, I went to the bar the other day. I don't know if I have a fucking drinking problem. I was drinking all that tequila, right? I don't normally do that, but now a lot of people got a video of me hooking up with a grandma. Is that an issue? I don't think so, but is there something to be concerned about? Because you know what? I kind of enjoy the clout. Let me know. yo hold on son did he say he was uh he said oh grandma yo fuck it have fun bro go crazy I was about to be like whoa that's crazy gilfs are valid like gilfs is valid that's what I'm saying she's of age shit you was into it people grannies be fine yo there was a lady that used to live upstairs from me in the apartment upstairs yo and we used to be in front of the building smoking and shit shout out to fucking shout out to Tito man like this nigga remembers that shit shout out to Carlos also we was outside in front of the building smoking fuck both of them bro what makes you think we care about that that's crazy that's crazy my sister asked me about you the other day oh yeah what she said she was like yo she's like yo I wanna meet Lizbeth she's man cool and then my cousin was like yo I see her in Tampa you know what I'm saying I've never been to Tampa. What the fuck do you mean? I don't go to Florida. See, niggas be gassed. See, motherfuckers be gassed like me every week. Just like crazy. No, honestly, I don't remember the parts of Florida I've been to. I know I've been to Miami. I've done Orlando, some other stuff. I just be forgetting shit. I'm sorry. Florida? Okay, well, alright, so, alright, man. So, I'm just gonna fuck myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, I mean, I said that before we started the show. You didn't listen to me. Appreciate you. You know what I'm saying? That's cool. but shout out to your sister I love her yeah yeah shout out to Ingrid uh okay guys what was that okay okay let me get back yeah wait so what happened with Gilfie alright you said so so he's enjoying the clout he's enjoying the clout so but here's my thing Shorty used to live upstairs from me and was 68 years old bad though yeah you know what I'm saying it was like she was like a Puerto Rican titi she looked like she maybe did a little bit of dope back in the days not enough to be like a dope head she had X head qualities yeah you know what I'm saying like the hands she had like her hands look like mine she had okay yeah she had like yo she had veteran head I got yeah ashy knuckles the whole night everything else immaculate bro face beat she didn't have mad hair but she had the shit in a tight little ponytail you know what I'm saying with the baby hairs yeah laid You know what I'm saying? And then we tell me Tito and shit. We used to see her. She used to come out every Friday night, bro. We'd be out there smoking and shit. Be like, yo, shorty's out here looking for that young cock. And I'm like, yo, fuck it, bro. One day. You eligible? Yo. One day we was out there just hanging out. She's like, yo, you want to come have a beer? I was like yeah OK So we go to her bar and we sitting there having beers The most Puerto Rican beer in the world Coors Light We sitting there drinking Matt Coors Light I can get drunk I keep pissing And Shorty there with her friend who looks like she 68 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, why is she choosing me? I came up here to try to do this. Yeah. With you, Puerto Rican lady. Who's the other lady? The other lady looks old. I don't want to do that. The other lady looks old. Yeah. you are deceiving me. You look, oh, I don't want to do this. But they be, they don't give a fuck. They have to try and get that young dick. They should be. You know what I'm saying? So shout out to you. Nigga, what the fuck? If you are having sex with older women, congratulations. Congratulations. I don't want to say like, yo, be careful because this is for adults. So no, if you 15, you shouldn't be listening to this, you know, without your parents. Yeah. You know? No, if you, if you listen to this with the approval of your parents, everybody should be sectioned. All of them. All of y'all. Call site is TPS. All of y'all. What? Yeah, nah. You think my sons know what I do? Yo. No. I was going to bring my cousin because she wanted to sleep over. I'm like, I could take her to the show. And I was like, oh, no, I can't. Yeah. No. No, I can't. Whoops. No, I can't. Yo, meanwhile, my kids are sending me clips of this show. Like, yo, it's bad funny when you say shorty piss got piss in the mouth. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm like, wow, bro. Wow. Wow. Damn. Wow. How'd you get that? How'd you see that? he said yo I heard you looking at it how'd you get that how'd you see that yo they got a burner on IG and it's like an anime girl on their profile pic like this and shit like yeah yo bro yo shit that's why his name is AV drop him off yo yeah these little motherfuckers are wild man they out here doing this speaking of assholes you know and people that are not doing the right well no hold on time out caller he didn't even say his name nah he just said yo they got footage of me with a granny yo what do i do but he said it's viral so we could yo fuck it i like the cloud found it yeah you like the cloud and you you liked what you what you was doing come on well he didn't say he think he might have a he was he asked if he have a drinking problem you asking the wrong motherfuckers you gotta ask the motherfuckers who served you at the bar if you have a drinking problem. They'll be honest with you. I'm also 100 days sober this week. Congratulations. So I will say, I don't think you have a drinking problem because if you were just having a little fun. Yeah. You know? Also, you remember. Okay, see. Well, does he or is it just the video? Oh, true. Does he remember? Oh, shit. Okay. Also, what is, what is, everybody the definition of hooking up means something different to everybody does this mean you was lunging shorty down on camera just like doing that Juliando or were you like splackata splackata splackata on the on the platform on the stairs just like splackata boom bro just going crazy just crackhead pinot yeah just cracking shorty shit or or was you drunk on the floor and she was descending asshole first on you and you was like you know what I'm saying Just make it happen. Yeah. It's a sliding scale. If you were just kissing shorty on and they got a video, man, you good, bro. Yeah. If you were cracking her shit, bro, in the middle of a bowling alley, that's a little, that's different. Yeah, just don't get blacked out where you just, you don't know what's going on anymore. I feel like that's scary. That's the shit. That's scary. When you get so fucking drunk that you wake up the next morning and somebody could say you did something and you're just like, damn, you dead ass. Did I? Like, did I? You know, like you lose control. I don't, yeah. I think I told y'all this before, but, like, I never, like, I be wanting to get that drunk. Just to see what it's like. Because people be like, yo, I feel like I time travel, bro. And I'm like, I've never gotten that drunk, all right? I got super duper fucking drunk on my 30th birthday, yo. And this is me trying to get drunk. Like, doing white boy shit. Keg stands and shit. Like, just fucking, just dumb shit. Just trying to get fucked up. And I finally got fucked up. And what happened? I fell asleep. Yeah. the fucking Knicks got Roy Hibbert blocked Carmelo Anthony's dunk attempt and the Knicks lost that game they ended up losing in the playoffs and getting eliminated and I got mad drunk and I thought I was going to have fun and like get like exotic like exotic toppy and shit you thought you were going to wake up to a Knicks victory a Knicks victory some wild yopper and it did like no bro none of that happened I fell asleep in a fucking folding chair in front of the building bro that's it I mean well you were 30 all i'm gonna say is that i wouldn't recommend it um but speaking of not getting drunk you know who doesn't get drunk um muslims and speaking of muslims uh we were talking about um the michigan primary which is coming up and i don't know if you guys have been following this story with one of the candidates uh abdul el saeed who is um hosting a rally with hassan piker which is drawing a lot of ire from establishment democrats it's hassan piquet yeah i say this because michigan has a very large uh muslim population and some say that you know 2024 in 2024 kamala lost michigan because of its large muslim population and her stance on israel genocide of gaza and uh yeah so hassan piquet you know from the show uh is it's crazy to me because it's like he's popping. He's like of the moment. Like Prozoran was Lillia, I think Mejia is her last name in New Jersey who just beat in like an incumbent, like an incumbent, Ana Lillia, yes, Mejia. When that race, but these are like young progressives, right? Like young progressives, whatever. He's doing the same thing in Michigan and people like, establishment Democrats like Cory Booker who's definitely not gay, definitely not a gay man. He loves women and sex with them. I thought he didn't know who Sean Piker was. I said, nigga, you lying. You lying, bro. That's a lie. Yeah, so my thing is if the country survives the, if the country, if our country and our democracy and, you know, our political system survives this uh uh this geriatric onslaught that's going on in the world if you know because everybody's just trying to everybody's just trying to out old each other you know what i'm saying like everybody's just trying to be like you think you're fucking crazy let me tell you something pal you know that guy who was like you know that guy who was like uh oh my god what are they called guardian angels uh yeah yeah no no not curtis leeway but like those guys oh yeah And like they think that they're like alright man put them on come on. It's like bro The world don't work that way no more. I got it. I got a Glock 30 with a button on No sound, you know, like that's not how it works It's the same with the with world leaders that are just like well, you know, maybe just just go out for dinner less You know, maybe just eat one less egg in the morning and we change them. Yeah, you know, don't have money for Medicaid we're too busy fighting wars wars that we said we wouldn't start you got me some money Yeah. Do you have silo money? Eh? You have silo money? I didn't think so. Put some money on my books. Broke ass. Stop, bitch. I didn't think so. You got no motion. Look at you. You got no motion. Iran's upset. Look at the Iranians. They're great. I single-handedly got them out of a 360 deal with the Ayatollah. And now they owe us. And now if they don't play nice, we're going to get it back in blood. You understand? That's right. So it's like them just doing that over and over. So I think I don't have patience for... These niggas live too long. That's the problem. I don't have... The long-winded point that I'm trying to make is that Trump got in there and did whatever the fuck he wanted. Once he's out of there and the Democrats have power again, I don't want to see them moving anything unlike Trump. I want them to reinstate abortion because they fucking feel like it. I'm tired of this. Well, that's not how things are done. There are rules. We got to hit. No, Trump overturned Roe versus Wade because he fucking felt like it, bro. He did. He took he he he single handedly fucking bought the fucking house and Senate and all this shit. Don't give me the fucking there are rules shit anymore, bro. I've been said it for two seasons and a half. Now we need a fucking blue haired armpit haired non-binary zoomer TikToker that be live on twitch in office who's gonna get up in there and do the total opposite of trump hey guess what trans rights are human rights oh well we need to pass it through no executive orders suck my dick bro fuck out of here and i'm going live on tiktok so let me tell you why the united states senate tried to block my bill like that's what i want he's right we need a fucking radical person to get it and that's why fucking baseball had a piece on your head i don't know where a motherfucker who done worked at Starbucks for 12 years and created a union. That's who we need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody fought against all that shit. Yeah. And that's why they are so anti-Hasan because it's like, you think about all these motherfuckers, they've been in office for fucking forever. Nobody cares because you motherfuckers is old as shit. You're not passing any fucking laws. You're not doing anything that you said you were going to do. Somebody comes in and they're just like, actually, we're going to be, because this is the thing, I think Hasan is the perfect person to be the face of it because there's so much bullshit. You gotta be able to match the fucking nut the nuts jobs that are in the White House and online and everywhere that you're going. And Hassan is like the person that's gonna tell you, yo, you're a fucking idiot. And that's what you need. You can't have somebody who's just like oh yeah, but you know, we gotta take our time. You know, like we're not gonna just jump in. We're not gonna be like the other team. You know, like that's why the Democrats just piss me off so fucking bad because they act like bitches. Yeah. They act like, oh, I like, oh, well, there's rules. Yeah, they act like there's nothing that they can do. And that's why, to me, it's like, you bitches, especially when you come out against people like Zoran, against people like Hassan, against people who you say are on your side, but they're just too radical for you. Yeah. It's like, oh, no, you're a fucking bitch. Yeah, you're a bitch and you're playing by rules that people who are gonna pass the I fucking hate you die bill don't give a fuck about. You're playing by rules these people don't give a fuck about like so now that we have unfortunately listen man i am i am not against taking plays out of the enemy's book that is how you win all right so now that we've had trump twice by the way after being a convicted felon by the way we all thought that no well that's it he's been convicted of a felony you can't be president after that Bro, I don't want to hear nothing. I don't want to hear nothing about no rules, bro. I need my non-binary Zoom or TikTok. TikTok neurodivergent president, bro. That's what the fuck I need, bro. Who's in a wheelchair? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Speaking of breaking rules, man, a lot of rules is getting broken out here. Anybody who's in a position of power right now in the administration is not supposed to be there. Wait, why did you say the Italians? Anybody who's... Why did you say the Italians? It sounded like it. It sounded like it. You say, yeah, man, the Italians, you know, anybody. So, the Italians. Yeah, you know, the Italians. Let me tell you something. These guys, let me tell you something. These guys, you know what I mean? Yeah. They do things... Do things just... In a certain way. Yeah, you know, come on, let's just say... Yeah, yeah, anybody. Yeah, stand-up guys. anybody. Yo, listen. Anybody who's in a position of power in this administration is a goof. Like, we all know this. You know what I'm saying? Pam Bondi just got let go because she doesn't totally screw. Toodles, bitch! Fuck outta here, you hoe. You know what I'm saying? They're talking about Janine Pirro might replace her. It might be this one. It might be that one. They just get goofier. You know what I'm saying? And I feel like in the first go-around, it was like, yo, he got Giuliani. That's crazy. Yeah. Now Giuliani would look like a sane choice. You know what I mean? To be in this fucking cabinet. so Christy Noem who got fired you know what I'm saying while she was on stage shout out to you pussy bitch deep shit insult to injury bro listen we don't kink shame over here we don't want to yuck nobody's yum but man if it ain't ironic as fuck that the guys who are the most anti yo that's gay that's weird that's not masculine that's not masculine do do do do do that's not of God that's not of God that's an evil thing blah blah blah blah are the ones that be turnt up the most with this shit. Well, turnt up. I'm going to say bottoms up. Bottoms up, you know what I'm saying? Bottoms up. Oh, my God. Because while Kristi Noem was in the back killing dogs, Big Titty Byron, or Brian, I'm sorry, Big Titty Brian was out here doing what he does best, putting big-ass titties under his shirt and me mugging in the camera. So motherfuckers who don't know what's going on, he's not exaggerating. Chrissy Gnomes' husband just got outed as a cross-dresser. And they just leaked all the pictures of him. Bimbo-fying. With huge knockers. Knockers? Huge inflatable titties with hard nipples. Yo. Poking through the shirt. Crazy. Yo, he was on. And he got the fucking. He got the. What's the guy's name? We are farmers. Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Uh-huh. JK something. Not JK Rowling. Fuck you. Oh, JK Simmons. JK Simmons. The nigga look like JK Simmons with big-ass titties, bro. It's crazy. He was on He was on chat He was on chat roulette Is this the things I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches on? Jerk made it free Jerk made it free Stop jerking off alone Bro Yo, I never forget bro I never forget bro I was chilling with the homies man Listen bro I never forget We was on, we in Dominican We don't know how to pronounce these new internet terms Omegle En Fuente En Fuente Yo, we was on Omegle I don't know, yo, one of y'all hey, big three Hurst boys, y'all gotta corroborate. I don't know which site it was, but they thought, so I fell asleep. We was playing video games whatever, Third Strike, you know, but it's my crib. I fall asleep when I want. So I go to sleep, right? And then we was on the Vigil on the chat roulette, right? And they turned the camera around on me while I'm asleep. Mind you, hold on, we're in our late teens, and also, we're good kids. We don't know, like, we don't know about, like, what's about to go down? Yeah, yeah. So they turned the the camera over to me and they like leave the room to go grab more beers from the store right they come back and uh and i wake up a short time later but the but the laptop's closed yeah so the laptop's closed right so i go yo uh what happened he's like oh no you fell asleep oh like but uh my laptop my laptop died and it was like nah bro And I was like, so what happened? He like nah bro like we put it on you because we thought it be funny if you just sleeping Yo we went to grab more 40s bro and we came back yo they was beating you they to your face it was beating your they was beating that yo while you sleep i'm telling you right now remember when they put that stupid so they were like yeah yeah yeah yeah just be like yeah they said yo Yo, what's going on? Oh, shit. Yo, shit. Close that shit. Yeah. Bro, nah, man. Yo, I'm telling y'all right now, I've 1000% told this story before, but it's that type of shit. Yeah. Motherfuckers are too horny. You can't do shit like that. It's going to automatically turn horny. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. It's automatically going to turn horny, bro. There's no cure for it. Motherfuckers are too horny. Remember when they put the fucking portal? Yo, we can see the Scotland. and motherfuckers putting their feet and like their buttholes and shit titties and shit like I'm like alright man you put your butthole in the screen and niggas in Scotland is looking at your butthole right like this is transformative this is otherworldly come on it's a different side of the world yo you're showing them titties yeah our first you bend the Nova as Plato said our first mistake was being was assuming people would be normal yo you know what I'm saying Plato ain't say that I just made that up yo yeah yeah nah those are God's thoughts. Yeah. It's like, yo, I tried, man. No, it's like, God, look what they're doing. I don't know. It's something to be normal. You gave them free will. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I don't know. I gave them mangoes, bro. I gave them mangoes and trees and shit. I thought that was enough. Look what they're doing in the air. They're putting on fake tits. They're putting on fake titties. Yo, that is the wallet, yo. Fucking J.K. Simons with big titties. Yeah. It was crazy. He on Omegle, like, I'll show you these tits if you show me pictures of Spider-Man Spider-Man Parker I'll show you these I'll show you these big knockers if you show me pictures of Spider-Man they don't call me Triple J for no reason they gonna pull out the big ass in it yo no them big mommy milkers I'm super pro King Shaman especially if it's like assholes like that oh yeah who are literally in bed with motherfuckers who fucking sign laws and push all of this anti-LGBTQ shit like come on I seen some shit recently that was like yo you know fucking you know that the world economic shit the davos you know they were like yo the shorties the the girlies out there that'd be you know that'd be you know merchandising they was like yo you know this shit goes up like 700 when that shit go when these rich motherfuckers is in town yeah yeah yeah yeah and also i think it's i think it's important to know that like the party that like pushes all the anti stuff um it's not that they actually don't like it it's that they want be the only ones with access to it um it's it's like the party of hate is into the same that they that they that they claim to rally against what they yeah and what they don't know is that like yo the party that you that you claim the radical left that you claim wants to make your kids gay and all that bro it's fine if you want to be on omegle with your titties out like it's fine actually you a grown-ass man like talking to other grown-ass men probably you know like you know what i'm saying like not on omegle not on omegle but like that's my that's what always like bug me out about this shit it's like bro the party that's so uh church and christ and and the nuclear family and blah blah blah it's like bro all the freak shit you into you wouldn't have to hide it if you just embraced it and like we were just normal about yeah yeah i like that point because that's such a great fucking point rainy because i feel like we spoke about this on one of the old episodes of how people suppress what they're shamed about so it's like it's very easy if you are open proud person to be like i this is what i'm into yeah and i could do it consensually even if it is a little bit weird you're doing it consensually with other consensual fucking adults You can exist in the world that you want to yeah, but if you were raised in a church that tells you yo This this and this is the worst it is go to hell But you know it becomes such a suppressed and they become shamed like so you can't even explore those fucking Those things that you want, but you could do it in privacy but the problem is You start to you start to like double down on the on the the church things and like yeah You know like being hateful to the LGBTQ And it's like bro You're mad The real reason is that you're mad That they're proud about it That's what you really have said You can't stay in the shit That's why you hate them Because you can see a gay person And be like how fucking dare you Exist in your truth bitch Yeah How dare you be able to do And wear whatever the fuck you want I wasn't able to pussy You know what I'm saying So what makes you think you should That's what it is Also a lot of A lot of A lot of Niggas like Lindsey Graham They want to be in the In the In the 14th street Pride parade with the ass out. You know what I mean? With the nipple clamps and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they can't do it. I think we need to, I think we need to set up a system, a social system where like, you can be a sex worker and like run for office. I thought you was gonna say we need to set up a system for gay people. No, no. I said niggas call Grindr, bro. There's a system. No, I'm saying like, like we need to sort of demystify and like, and like de-scandalize all this shit. Like, yo, like, like some people was like, it always boggles my mind that like the strength of like overcoming addiction or like homelessness is, uh, is celebrated, which is great. But people all of a sudden stop celebrating it. Once, uh, the reality comes to the forefront of the things you had to do to get out of homelessness, the things you had to do to get out of addiction, homelessness in particular, a lot of people who end up homeless end up tricking become sex workers survival sex workers now all of a sudden your story becomes a scandalous one now all of a sudden you're not worth investing in you're not worth listening to because you had to do something scandalous to get you out of that situation and i think like that shit is weird bro i think we should normalize like being gay and showing up to pride and your nipple clamps and shit and then also running for office like i think it's i think like bro i would vote for that person sooner than i would vote for the guy i have fuck all in common like oh he in the feet i like that too maybe he'd be a cool president you know yeah oh shit it's president feet man yo yeah yo president soul yo it's photos photos oh shit bro yo like i just feel like it's wrinkly soldiers yeah wrinkly sold this that was a reach i'm sorry yeah listen you're not you're not wrong yeah there's some people that like you know kind of hide i mean not kind of definitely hide who they really are you know i'm saying to as like self-preservation or to stay in the position of power that they you know do whatever the fuck they're doing they can't be like yo i'm gay and do that thing yeah so or like i i be fucking i like to i'm a swinger yeah you know i'm saying and do that thing or like i be i I be getting pegged. I like a finger in my booty hole. All them niggas doing that shit, they can't do it. Hey, they can't do it out in the open. They can't do it out in the open. You know what I'm saying? But then there's people, like you saying, that standing in their truth, that get their Gmail, and they be like, yo, I'm signing up for X videos. Nigga, fuck out of here. I'm leaving comments on this shit, bro. I got a fucking account on this bitch, bro. I'm favoriting shit. I'm making playlists, bro. I'm letting niggas know. Yo, her name is La Cirena69. You know what I'm saying? here's the link to Shrek 2 in HD for no reason for no reason in the comments Spider-Man 3 no reason for hold that yo you need another that's so raven for what I love that's so raven yo yo it's season 4 that's so raven yo for no reason oh my god and then another thing another aspect about it I'm sorry I just it's so the way the human mind works is incredible but like Another part of it we don't talk about is how like these people like like Kristi Noem's husband. He's probably one of those people that can't get off unless he's getting away with something. Like that's like part of the kink. It's like the kink thing too. And like there's like taboo shit that people don't want to talk about. Like people with a CNC kink, which is like consensual non-consent. Right? So it's like, yeah. Okay. There's a lot of people out there that like they feel ashamed because like they don't get off unless it feels real. Unless they feel like they're in danger for real. Holy shit. Yeah. So a lot of these like evil people have to feel like they're getting away with something. They have to feel like they like something's at stake. So if their kinks are normalized, then they lose the adrenaline of it being dangerous because they live a life of privilege and they live a life of access. so the one time that they feel like they're doing something bad that's the only time they feel excitement you know wow so yeah you got so they got to be in danger they got to feel like yo they're really in danger tonight yeah pretty much yeah i don't know i don't know i had that yeah what do you hold on what do you mean i only be like i'd be like i got like i only get toppy while i do bass jumping yo you know i'm saying with no harness yo you feel me all right um you never left a comment on a pino video no i've never i've never nah so this is this so this is leading into the fbi no but well this is the thing this is this is what i'm trying to say viral how horny do you have to be to create an account right that's the part because to me it was just like yo you passing by you see some shit siang siang that's it right but you create an account you on that bitch and again we're talking about fucking wide eyes over here come on secret squirrel yeah this is what's his what's his position he's the fbi the head director uh cash patel head director yeah cash patel's pino account has been leaked by iranian hackers by the way that is a 2026 ass headline boy yeah bro this administration is a fucking joke yeah Yeah, it's a freak show. Like, these are the headlines of the people that are in the fucking White House. This shit is ridiculous. Look, and I am very much, like, I'm not, like, an elitist. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think, like, oh, just because, you know, you got a master's degree, that means you're super smart. Maybe, maybe not. It could just mean that you're very dedicated and you finish, you see things through. You know what I'm saying? could also mean you're smart. But like, you gotta be smarter than the motherfucker who makes a penal account for a tube site to be in the government, bro. I'm sorry. They gotta be a fucking forum. On your main email. Come on, bro. They gotta be a fucking bar. You know what I'm saying? Nigga, you got your GED. You know what I'm saying? That you did it for real? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You really did it? Yeah. Like maybe you went to jail and did it. You know what I'm saying? But you did it. It wasn't like, yo, my uncle knows the guy from the office and he put my shit in the top of the pile. Bro, that's how all these niggas got here. That's how all you motherfuckers got there. It's like, yo, I know this dude, bro. This is my guy. Let me lock in with him, yo. Now I'm the head of the FBI. Bang. Boom. With no experience. Fucking PXF. Fucking drunk motherfucker. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Like just not knowing what the fuck. None of these guys know what the fuck they're doing. You get into the White House by being a bootlicker. So it's like you could be terrible at your job But if you are a yes man And you're gonna do whatever the fuck the president Or that bitch says It's like ah you can stay here And then of all Like bro you gonna use your real email And then name your shit Spider Cash He's shooting webs everywhere Oh my god Cash Cobain Cash Cobain is crazy You know what I'm saying He's like yo I'm really doing a sexy drill Get it, bro. Get it, dude. Get it, dude. Yo, at least, like, spice it up. Make it untraceable, bro. Where he from? He Indian? Name your shit some, like, Dominican shit. Like, name your shit Kulo Sin Limite. Yo! Bajabanti 69. Or some shit like that, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on. Make this shit. Yo, how could this account be mine? I'm not even Dominican. I'm Indian. I'm Indian. My name's, I'm Cash Patel. And what is this? Kulo Sin Limite? Sin Limite? Kulo Sin Limite? I don't know what is that that must have been they must have hacked my account like you have plausible deniability there you know what I'm saying like if it don't sound like nothing like you know what I mean it could be just a bunch of numbers nah but this guy spider cash with a K like you know nasty I mean not nasty we don't watch Pino but like to do it with your work email gang you're doing you're bugging to me it's like yo these motherfuckers spent a few years attacking Hillary over her email yeah what about those emails bro I'm not a Hillary fan, bro. I hate that bitch, too. But the fact that that shit was worldwide fucking news for so long. And now this shit has just happened. Like, Chrissy Noem's husband shit got hacked. Yeah. He got outed. He's having the jerk-off session of his fucking life. Yo. Because I think, what I was saying about Randy, I think that there's a humiliation kink. When they just, like, get off on people, like, you know, even, like, freaked out. So, imagine, this shit go nationwide. He's home having a blast right now. Yeah, it's like when men, I mean, they're still doing this, but when men send unsolicited dick pics to shorties. So then, man, men are impressively evil because what they was doing, they would send unsolicited dick pics. So then the women would retaliate by posting it. So then the little dick guys with humiliation kinks were also sending unsolicited meat pics Because they wanted that. Because they wanted to be posted. And then they would quote the post. They would quote the tweet and be like, no, how could you do this? Please delete this. At once. Oh, no. Right away. And then the girlies caught on. And they were like, some of these guys are looking. There's no way to win, bro. They can't win. Men are remarkably evil. It's impressive. like i was gonna say because the findom kink the findom it's like when when you start verbally like abusing or you'll like hit i don't know exactly what it is findom is financial domination oh okay so what is it when like they like to be like verbally abused it's just it's just like doming just domination i'll get comments like of somebody saying something and i'll reply and they'll be like nice like that's happened two or three times yeah where they're just like yeah that's exactly Like, I would fucking love that. I'm checking off right now. No funny shit, Lisbelle? Cash in. Lisbelle, cash out immediately. That's hilarious. You can make a lot of money by just cursing people out. Patreon.com slash Victory Life. They will pay you to be like, like, call me a bitch. Yo, Lisbelle. People have commented that before. Yo, I'll pay you to call me a bald bitch. Patreon.com slash Victory Life. That's hilarious. They're called pay pigs. 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