All right, here's my impression. Live free or die. New Hampshire. Yes. Bitch, we're doing New Hampshire, getting the car. Live for your die is the New Hampshire motto, right? It's their state motto. Yeah. What's the motto with you? All right. That actually rolls. It's a lion king joke. It's such a wild libertarian motto. Yeah. It's like, it's perfect. It's perfect as a motto. It's a bizarre kind of conservative place. Yeah. Have either of you ever been to New Hampshire? What are your experiences with New Hampshire? I've been through New Hampshire to get to Brattleboro, Vermont, which is where Jemma's family lives. And in Brattleboro, there's a bar that's on a river and across the river is New Hampshire. So let's just say I've seen some ski slopes, the Green Mountains, I believe. I would. I'm being a real braggart today. I went to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, which I believe is like the very tip of New Hampshire. It's like, it's so close to not being New Hampshire. With all those East Coast states, it very well could be your five minutes from a better state, right? That's kind of how Portsmouth is. But I had a wonderful vegan meal in Portsmouth, New Hampshire that I really enjoyed. I cannot remember for the life of me the name of the place that I had it, but it was great. It was wonderful. Erin, is someone from New England? What is the top, what's like considered universally in that area? What's considered like the gem of New England? Is it Maine? I would say it's Maine. But I think because, I don't know, I think you would probably get a mix between people saying Vermont and Massachusetts. I think as Massachusetts has Boston, it's like the biggest major city in New England, I feel like. And then I, it has Cape Cod and then like Western Mass, I feel in all the universities, I think that a lot of people would argue Massachusetts. Vermont is hard to be beauty wise. You know what I think people are not saying a lot of is Connecticut. And I love Connecticut, but Connecticut. Connecticut. I don't know. I'm reading here from this visitor guide that the gem of New England is planet fitness. Is that, what do we think? That sounds right. Does that sound right? Okay. Yes. All right. Let's just chat about New Hampshire. I got a couple of games prepared. We're going to talk about it. We're going to talk about it. What? The Granite State. Yes. Okay. Can I say what I love about their, the live free or die? It's because I think that like, they, they claim like New Hampshire and I think that's like what they're, they have early primaries, right? Isn't that like one of the first primary spots is that they claim that they have this like fierce, independent streak to them. And that's like something that they're like very proud of. But I think a motto like live free or die is so like crazy hyperbolic that I think all mottos, all state mottos should be as like bombastic as live free or die. Well Missouri missed the fucking mark. What's theirs? The show me state. Yeah. Somebody show me. At Indiana might be the crossroads of America. Like it's like, or it was at some point, but yeah, you're, you're leaving money on the table when you're like, yeah, the land of Lincoln. Don't forget we had one. We had a guy live free or die is adopted from a 1945 toast by a revolutionary. Oh, that can't be right. When did New Hampshire become a state? 1945. It's from a toast from war hero general John Stark. In the full quote, he said in 1809 live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils. Yeah, I could, I could get behind that. Okay. All right, New Hampshire. A state motto should be like there's only Indiana state monot. There's only two crosses, three crosses here. You cross in the state and the meat cross across your eyes. Cross in your mom. Cross in your mom. Cross, Jesus is crossing. Four crosses. West Virginia. Fuck you and fuck your mom. Oregon, if you can't get laid here, you can't get laid in here. 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You may not collect seaweed at night. That's real. There seems like that's like a safety issue, that there would be like a law preventing people from doing this. Yes, you're right. It is real. It is illegal to sell clothes you're wearing to pay off a debt. I think that's legal everywhere. It's illegal to sell clothes you are currently wearing to pay off a debt. Yep. This feels like a law specifically for the North when they're like trying to have slavery, but they're not calling it slavery. We're like, we don't know the person. We just own the clothes that they're wearing and they can't take them off and they have to work if they're in the clothes. And they're like, wait a second, hold on, checking the Constitution. No, we got to be done with this. What do you think? I say fake. I say real. It's fake. JPC, I was hoping one of you would fall for it because I was like, that does sound like this weird sideways. You cannot ride a bicycle on the sidewalk in any downtown areas. I feel like that was universal. Well, this is one of those things that's like. Sometimes it's discouraged sometimes. Yeah, that's fair. If the law was written like more than 80 years ago, you were probably supposed to ride the bicycle in the street because there weren't cars in the street. Right. So it's like. And maybe it is just like one of those like old laws that's like, you know, residual left off the book. It's crazy to me that like streets, especially in like a place like New Hampshire, which I'm assuming is has old cities because it's been around for a long time. Like they definitely have cities where the majority of the time that cities did not have cars in it and was like mainly for like bikes and walking and horses and shit like that, you know? Yeah. Do you have a big college? Like a known college? University of New Hampshire. A lot of people from my high school went there. But I don't know if there's any other famous ones. Are they known for anything like? I don't know. OK. I'll say that the bike riding one is true. Yes, it is true. Yeah. You are not allowed to tap your feet too loudly while listening to music in a public space. OK, so this this seems like there was like one like colorful hobo who was like music manning around the town too much. And like the residents of New Hampshire were like, no to you, sir. I think it seems bonkers to be like live free or die and then be like, don't tap your toes too loud. So I'm going to say fake. I'll say real because like the real way that a lot of laws work are like these are laws targeted at one person. Yeah. And then they just take them and they blanket apply them to like now. Hey, since we passed that anti Jimmy law, like now like everybody can't tap their feet. It is fake, but it is based off like a new story from like a hundred years ago of someone getting thrown out of a bar for doing too much, doing too much. Actually, I'd like to go back and see a scene really quick. Too much to happen. Adel, you are a guy riding a bike down a sidewalk and JPC, you're on the sidewalk and you want to give them sort of a piece of your mind. Ding ding, sir. Whoa, hey, what? Hey, what's up? Don't grab my handlebars. What the fuck? Hey, ding ding. Ding ding. Hey, you're not supposed to be here. Walk on the grass. I can't walk on the grass. I believe that all bugs have as much right to live as people. So if I break a bug because I'm walking on the grass, I go to hell. I just want to apologize. I didn't know it was like that. Is that like a really specific religion or? It's not a religion. Can I be honest? Shots on the grass. Oh, great. That's another hundred years in the lamp for me, asshole. Oh, no lamp. Did I say lamp? Have a good day, man. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I wish I wish I got your ass. I wish I wish for. OK, OK, OK, there's ground rules. I'm actually on my way to something right now. But I wish you don't go to what you're going to. Man, fuck. OK, great. That can't. So I wish you I wish you never find love. What do you last? Well, hey, you actually can't wish for love. Love is what it's like a no go for for my guys. Well, and I will have to pay a hundred dollar cancellation fee just because I wished it basically just. I'm sorry, man. I just wished a voicemail. So do I have two wishes left? Yeah, you still have two wishes. Has anybody ever done this? What do you want? Yeah, a lot of people do that. Oh, never mind. Oh, hey, kid. Yeah. What's what? Do you like eight, nine? Yeah, tall kid. Ten. What's what's your what do you wish for most in the world? The sky's the limit. Like a million horses or what's what's like a like 50 horses, like a hundred horses or whatever. I wish that genie never ended up in this town in the first place. Both my parents are dead now because of the chaos he caused. Excuse me, is this true, genie? Oh, yeah, it's true. I mean, I technically have like chaotic magic and people can kind of wish for whatever they want. I wish you to bring back one of this kid's parents. I don't want to do both. One. That's worse. Why? I assume it's one. There's someone love. Per person. I brought back my dad. My dad sucks. Yeah, he's also a zombie. I should have clarified. I can't bring people back from the dead. Adel, you hit on like two of the three big genie. The fall of love and the bring people back. Robin Williams tells you you can't do those things. Damn it. One, two, three, four, hate riddles, riddles, clue crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven day trial at patreon.com. Hey, riddle, riddle.
