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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host Jordan Kledwell. Welcome to The Daily Show. Jordan Kledwell, we got so much to talk about tonight. Minnesota nice takes to the streets. Carons are on the right side of history. And Donald Trump, fingers of factory worker. Probably a better way of saying that. Regardless, let's get into the headlines. Yesterday our beloved President Trump visited real Americans working real jobs at a real factory. And you know, these are his people. So I'm sure he got a much needed boost of support. As the president toured a Ford manufacturing factory, this moment caught on camera and video obtained by TMZ. One man shouting at the president, pedophile protector. President Trump mouthing an expletive in response and appearing to give the man the middle finger. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. President, you can't flip off a citizen that way. Not with your delicate hands. There'll be bruise for weeks. I mean, I don't know why Trump's so upset. I mean, he could have called you a pedophile, but he kept it to pedophile protector out of respect for the office. And for all we know, that guy could have been a pedophile requesting pedophile protection. Help me, help me, I know that's your thing. Redact me the f*** out of here, Mr. President, please. But Trump wasn't just there to do hand stuff. No. He also gave a speech where he had a message for all the people who have been out on the streets for the last few days. Keep protesting and save the name of the killers and the abusers that are abusing you. You're being very badly abused. One death is too much. Wow. Wow. Standing up for the protesters in Minnesota, you know? People call this guy a dictator, a fascist, a pedophile protector. But here he is with a full-throated defense of Americans' right to protest their government. I've canceled all meetings with the Iranian officials until the senseless killing of protesters stops. Ah, he's talking about Iran. Okay, my mistake. Yes. Okay. But you know what? You know what? It doesn't matter. Because President Trump is nothing if not consistent in his beliefs and ironclad in his principles. And I know that his police force will treat Americans with the same empathy and restraint when they... Oh, f***, you know where this is going. Overnight, flash banks lighting up the Minneapolis skies. Agent C, descending on protesters. Earlier Tuesday, federal agents seen dragging people out of their cars and spraying others directly in the face with chemicals. Come on! Holy s***. I mean, I don't know what's more terrifying. Them hitting that guy point blank with pepper balls or him not even flinching at them. Although to be fair, it's like nine degrees out there. The pepper spray is only warming him up. Now, the administration wants you to believe that these protesters are the ones out of line here because ICE agents are just a group of well-trained, methodical police officers carrying out their duties, taking out the worst of the worst. But in reality, this is what Minnesotans are seeing. The Trump administration has only doubled or tripled down on these ICE raids, leading to more instances of racial profiling. The ICE agents asked to see the IDs of the three non-white employees and didn't even bother to ask the white employee for the identification. Stop at highway exits where people are being pulled out of their cars and asked to show identification. An American citizen named Chris John Molina was driving down the road when ICE knocked on his door and asked for him to show him his identification. Agents arresting two workers outside of Minnesota Target. A state lawmaker says they're both U.S. citizens. ICE agents demanding that an Uber driver show them ID. I'm working, dude. If you were from this country, you know I'm an immigration officer. What do you mean if I'm from this country? I can hear you don't have the same accent as me. That's why I'm asking you. Oh, so you're going by accents now? Is that what it is? Where were you born? This is outrageous. Are you seriously trying to question a person's citizenship because they have an accent in Minnesota? Where people sound like this? So where are your girls from? Chaska. LeSour. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake. Go Bears. Okay. Speak American. Come on. And if you're wondering just how off-target ICE is getting in their supposed focus on illegal immigrants, the answer is very. Tribal leaders confirm that four Native American men have been detained by ICE in Minneapolis. Native Americans. Americans is right in the name. Sir, how long have you lived here? Oh, I don't know. Since Pangea? I mean, look, let's not be around the bush here. What the government is doing right now in Minnesota is blatantly un-American. But the response to it is as American as can be. Some community members are not only protesting, they're also looking out for their neighbors. Volunteers delivering groceries to immigrant families. All around the Twin Cities you hear these ear-piercing whistles. Activists blow the whistles when they see agents to alert the anti-ICE network. Agents drive in and out all day, read by protesters with profanity and occasional slices of baloney thrown at their vehicles. Oh, man, I'm up in the mic. Wow. I mean, that is solid aim. I think the Vikings have finally found their quarterback. I mean, that's right. The protesters are fighting back and their weapons are launchable. Sorry, I read that wrong. Lunchable. Their weapons are launchables. I have to say, this is not only rude to ICE, it is disrespectful to the dog who gave his life to become that baloney. A lot of baloney fans here, I'd say. Read the ingredients, folks. In fact, the downside is you did just give those guys free lunch, because you know those ICE agents aren't letting a perfectly good slice of car door baloney go to waste. But the people of Minnesota, they got to be careful. As we've seen, some of these ICE agents are poorly trained and hot tempered. If you're going to confront them, you have to do it with courage, conviction, and the finest, most luxurious outerwear you can afford. A bunch of bitches if I've ever seen a bunch. And I'm telling you to your face. And if you don't like it, f*** you. Can this guy be my dad? I mean, goddamn. I can't believe this dude is from Minnesota and not from a Quentin Tarantino movement. The depravity of the police state is so deep that people are time traveling from a boxing match in the 1970s just to call out their bullshit. Now, the protesters aren't just confronting ICE. Right-wing media has been on the ground in Minneapolis trying to make the case that the situation is justified. And the residents are giving those right-wing outlets the respect that their reporting deserves. We're just trying to have an intelligent conversation. I'm a tall man. I'm a big and tall man. You want to engage in an intelligent conversation? The US tax pass should be funding housing for illegals and medical care. What a smart man. I get the feeling that she didn't actually think he was smart. See, that is how you turn your weaknesses into strengths. You know, she brings that energy to her daughter's high school graduation party that she swore she'd be cool at. That's a nightmare. She brings it to a fascist takeover. Let this lady cook. Now, obviously not all the protesters are talking to the media in such a ridiculous way. Some of them are offering very serious, impassioned arguments while dressed in a ridiculous way. Why are you out here today, Pickle Rick? I'm out here tonight because they are terrorizing Minnesota. They are terrorizing my friends, neighbors, and my clients. Hold on. Hold up. Your clients? I didn't realize it was Pickle Rick Esquire over here. That explains the billboards I keep seeing on the highway. Bottom line, what's happening in Minnesota is dark, but the community response is inspiring. These brutal and authoritarian police tactics have brought together a coalition of Midwesterners that spans from Pickles to Wine Moms to Vietnam Veterans with incredible drip. And none of this had to happen if Donald Trump treated Americans with respect for their inherent rights. But, are you going to come at Americans with this attitude? Don't be surprised when they come right back at you twice as hard. Now, that resistance is really hard. That resistance is going to be a big problem for ICE agents, although there's something else that's also tripping them up. Shame on you! What the f*** is going on? What the f*** is going on? What the f*** is going on? Ah, you hate to see it. The coalition against ICE is so broad it even includes ICE. And, if you enjoy seeing fascist fall on their fanies, there's a new show you're really going to love. This week on America's Fascist Home Videos, it's a massive invasion of hilarious ICE videos. Apparently, ICE training doesn't include walking. Some liberals want to abolish ICE. Well, apparently, so does Mother Nature. Here's a video for anyone looking for a good ICE breaker. Ooh, I want to see that one again from another angle. Watch that break, please! And he nailed the dismount. Turns out migrants aren't the only ones running from ICE, so are their cars. It's always good to make a splash, but not at the porta-potty. Apparently, this officer isn't potty trained. That's all for this week, but keep submitting those videos. It's honestly the only funny thing about any of this. When we come back, leghorn Slim will be joining me in the studio. Don't go away. Need anything from Tesco? Like Nescafe Azera 90g instant coffee? For just £3.50 this Easter with your Tesco Club Card. Because every little helps. Majority of larger stores, Azera 90g, ends 14th April. Club card or app required. Welcome back to The Danny Show. My guest tonight is a critically acclaimed musician whose new album is called The Dreamin' Kind. Please welcome, Leghorn Slim. My lord, let you look. You look like a million bucks. Let me start by saying thank you. I'm not a fan of the music. I'm a fan of the music. I'm a fan of the music. I'm a fan of the music. I'm a fan of the music. Let me start by saying thank you. It means a lot. I want to tell you, I'm keenly aware that you could have had anybody that you wanted on the show tonight. You could have had Elton John. I was thinking Elton John and Bono. Covering Geese. You chose me. I'm glad you chose me. It is a testament to always checking their availability before you. I'm glad you said yes. When Klepper calls, I answer and say yes. I've known Leghorn for a while. I'm a huge fan and can call him a friend. Who is The Dreamin' Kind? To me, where I once thought dreaming was perhaps silly, I think it is the most beautiful thing to be. It is a dreamer. I think we are inundated and conditioned and taught to use more logic than creativity. I think that it in some ways makes our souls a bit sick. The Dreamin' Kind is like love over gold, curiosity, curiosity over certainty, connection over separation. And I think that's a groovy way to roll. That's a groovy way to roll. I mean, I... It does feel... I think you hit the nail on the head with certainty. It feels like the time that we're in right now is so based around certainty. Everybody knows what they believe they aren't open to change. I don't like that, George. You don't like that. Why don't you go to politics? Why do you stay in this music business? So, you know, AI is going to be doing this two, three years from now? I've been told that's why I'm glad I got the opportunity to come here tonight. You're a soulful man. What I love about you, you're a soulful man. You play all types of venues. Something that I know last year you got to play some of your music in venues across America, but you also got to play it at your grandmother's assisted living home. Is that correct? It was my last show of 2025. And my grandmother, my mom, recently moved to Nashville, where my partner and our kids and I live. And she's in an assisted living. And one day they needed somebody to fill in. And I said, I play some music. And they're like, okay. And so one day they needed somebody, so I got the call. And it was beautiful. And I think just what we're, you know, we were just talking about, it's a reminder of that the connection is like the divine medicine. That's why I play music. That's why I love art. That's why I love what you do. And that's what I want. I'm a slut for the connection. Yeah. Also, it's important, you know, we're cutting all of this Medicare. So divine medicine is great and it's cheap because you can stream it on Spotify for peanuts, right? Another thing, it's so interesting. We were on tour a little bit this year together. We got to perform in front of the same audiences. And it was fascinating because a lot of people who came out to see the shows were really politically minded. And the time that we're in, you almost can't divorce politics from the conversation that's happening in the room. And I got to watch you perform songs that you had written years ago. Life is confusing, changes. And there was a point on tour you had to tell the audience that you had written these songs 10 years ago and not a week ago. A week ago. That essentially the songs you had written 10 years had become political songs. Well, at that, I remember that specifically. And there's a line to the song, changes that just says things could be stranger, but I don't know how. And the crowd went wild for that. And I was like, yeah. As true then as it is today. As it is now. Do you ever want worry as Langhorn Slim that as you age that you have to, you'll become Langhorn Dadbot? Is that something, is that ever a fear? Yeah, it wasn't a fear until I became Langhorn Slim with a dadbot. Yeah, yeah. So what do you do with something like that? The depths of my vanity. The beauty of being, of calling myself Langhorn Slim is that if I become very large, it's just sort of a ironic name. Because ironic. A joke in and of itself. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. On this album, you're somewhat known for folk Americana stylings, but you collaborated with some guys from Greta Van Fleet to produce essentially a much more, a newer sound, a more rock and roll forward sound. What was the impetus behind that? The impetus is just to keep changing and growing. And I love music of all sorts. So I think something that happens is you, at least for me as a musician, start writing some songs. Some people, if you're lucky, they become to know some of those songs. And then before you know it, you're writing more songs, maybe like that. And I believe that a creative soul has so many different places to go with it. And so I just want to keep... As I get older, I want to keep ripping it open and just having fun. Find that new space. Find that new space that makes me want to just shake it. Yeah. Just get it. Find something new. Like, yeah, if you're that guy who just finds himself going to Trump Rally after Trump Rally after Trump Rally, and if that's where you find that, fair enough. Fair. But it's not where I find it. Yeah. I find it in... Like, I just... I need... Even to be in the studio and the cameras and stuff, and then I can look out and I see real people here, and that feels good because there's a real live connection. And so when I'm on stage, I just want to make music that feels joyful, that maybe... Even if it's from a painful place, still can... make people want to shake it and dance. Shake it and dance. You're going to give us some of that divine medicine today? I'm going to try. The Dreaming Kind comes out January 16th. And check out LenghorbSlimMusic.com for two days. Lenghorb Slim. That's our show for tonight. Now here it is. The moment is in. So milk would help your cognitive ability. Absolutely. You could tell who's been... Taking cognitive tests. I've taken a lot of them. I've got... I've aced every one of them because I drink milk. I've got a lot of them. I've got a lot of them. I've got a lot of them. I've got a lot of them. I've aced every one of them because I drink milk. It's good for... And it shows. Thank you.
