#3210 Below Deck Down Under S04E02 Part 2: Muffin Compares To You

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To be fair, it does sound iconic. The new Oreo Cream Egg Flavour cookie, in stores now. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that we always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So Eddie is checking on the anchor and Joao's like, we're not going to use the stopboard again if we can help it. So they're talking about that. And then Mike, who is doing origami with the toilet paper, can we stop doing origami with toilet paper? I just stop it. That's done. That's been done by a cleaning lady who's really lovely. But I just don't want your fingers on my butthole and I don't want to waste the paper either. You know what I mean? Like I don't need your fingerprints on my butthole. Are you not even, are you not even down for just like a simple triangle fold? Not unless you're wearing gloves or something. Don't touch my toilet paper. I like it. I like to see my, here's what I like. My toilet paper dangling exactly at the level that I left it dangling. Because then I know I wasn't touched. Yeah, I'm okay with, I'm fine with the origami. I actually don't love when it's like all freely like the way Mike did it where there's like a fan shape that's been folded into it because then you have to like actually take it apart. Whereas a simple like triangle fold that's like start here, I like that. Yeah, okay. I just picture your fingerprints on my butthole. I don't like it. So it's not like, it's not like what I'm putting on to the fingerprints is going, it is like some beautiful cherry blossom that cannot be solid by some fingerprints. I'm, I feel like I'm doing worse things. Just like to that comes out of paper. Yeah, that's true. Like poop comes out of there. But then that's another thing because poop, that's like what you use for poop. So like I don't need it to look prettier. Like you don't need to make me think it's a flower. Like I know it's what poop is gonna be over in a couple of minutes. Yeah. I want the thing that I'm about to get dirty to be very clean. Okay. Yeah. I get it. No, I think there's logic to that. There's logic to that fingerprints, et cetera. Yeah. Yeah. You don't shake hands and then wipe your eyes. So why would you like shake hands and then touch your butt? Whole. With that person's hand to eat. You know what I mean? Okay, so to us, they're talking, they're not talking about that. I'm just disturbed by it. He's like, this is the most feminine thing I've ever done in my life, which no, it's not your hair. And Jonas, like, oh, I wonder how breakfast is going if they're like strangling each other already. Yeah, and we cut to Angie. Can I ask you a question? I'm so curious. You're telling her that I'm a horrible friend because I'm not using you to sell my home and bring you like your house is not selling. I totally forgot about this fight. Well, I have an executive custom built home with 360 views of a lecture on her horse. It's $11 million if you want some, but these business and I want your business. Okay, I don't need your business. So Jenna tells us, I'm manifesting to be each in every one of these women growing up. We lived a comfortable lifestyle, but my parents work the asses off and they used to count every penny and that is just not going to be my life. I got into yard and to become top 1%. And I believe this job is a gateway to that. These women are on a yacht in canoane, bitching and moaning. I'm like, I don't know how to break it to this poor girl. I do not think by volunteering to being literally the help that that means you are somehow on the fast track to being the upstairs. I just don't know the fast track, but I think it can happen. You know, I've watched, I've read a lot of Sydney's Sheldon books. I've seen a lot of movies. Of course, it can happen. You know, you can meet the right person. You know, I want to be a captain of industry. I want to work at the country clubs. I want to be on the Polo horses. That's why I signed up to be the butler. I'm like, you know, there's no shame in those jobs. I mean, I guess I mean, there is that movie, the butler. There's no shame in those jobs, but I just also feel like when it comes to like rich people, that the moment that they see you as the butler or the stew or the help, they don't see you as anything else other than that. You know? Well, that's why you change your name and your haircut. Well, I love when that happens. You know, you don't just go. Hey, remember me? I was waiting on you last season. No, you show up as a different person. You're like, hello. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not Jenna. I'm a Linda Valerie. And I have a Bob. Yeah. But I love that she's the only one who really enjoys the house. Why? She's like, they're amazing. I want to be them. I love them. So I mean, while the fighting is still going on. And Brittany's like, it was an olive branch with me trying to sell your house. She's like, it's not good business to complain about me and then want my house. And Jenna's like, oh, God, they are amazing. It's like a masterclass of rich woman behavior. The first time that it's ever been said about the real house wives. This is kind of funny because I forgot this part when Angie holds up a folder. And it's like all these charts that Brittany has made about her house. And she's this was this is what Brittany is doing in her downtime. And Brittany's like, you're welcome. I mean, it actually says that Brittany does research and she did a lot of research on your house. I mean, I'm actually shocked that Brittany did that much work personally. Please, that was just sheet music to the Aladdin musical. To be all know. She's like, wait a minute. What do you mean I don't have another, I don't have enough bedrooms? A whole new world. What is this? It's Prince Ali. Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves. Shaham Aradi had a thousand tales, but master your in luck. Cause up my sleeves, I've got a brand of magic never fails. What? What is this? Wait a second. Why does it say the price of my house is but Bada Bada. Wah, wah. That doesn't even make sense. You guys, I need to put a pen in this because we got to get off the ball. So they say, Gale, Gale, breakfast is cleared and finished. So Jason's like, all right, four decks, they end by anchor, Joual, no commentary on that. We know what it means in Zim. Joual, get your hand off your deck. I can sense that that's where it is right now. All right, sorry, sorry, wrong four deck, wrong four deck. Sorry, that was, that was Bial's the pub. Joual's the pub, whatever I call myself. Joual's the pub. That's right. Joual's the pub. That's the bad side of me. He's gone now. This is a new Joual. Complete need different captain Joual's about that. Hmm? So now it's time to go to the tobacco case and the grenadines and have there is like, you know, we want to sit back, sit around, talk shit. It's like, all right, then drop them off on the other side of the beach with some snorkels and some towels. And I heard if we can get some sort of dirty snow in the background, I'll make them feel at home. So enjoy. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Ben's like, nice, nice, nice clean cuts, what that blade every time as well. Please my little, my little maple, my little maple ass. And otherwise you'll fuck up the, the egg white, all right. Oh, God, you just fucked up the egg. What, what did I just say? So everyone, the women arrive on the beach and, um, but the days he's really upset because she's like, the duct tape didn't lift the anchor on time. And now the whole day is going to be playing catch up. It's the first beach setup of the season. How we're going to have to do it in front of the gusts. It's like being in bed with your hot hook up and slipping out of heart. It's mortifying. Or when you realize hot hook up, it's just garrer. The setting's a mess. The timing's off. The househaves don't need to know that. Distract, distract, distract. So they don't really need to distract them because they're not paying attention anyway. Lisa's just also, oh my God, I'm getting a massage. You have magic hands. And but you'll say, no, you have magic back. That's a funny. I did not pick up on that. That's a funny thing to say. You have magic back. Your back is massaging itself. You're not the first person who said that. That's crazy. It's just also funny that Daisy is so embarrassed that they have to set up this beach setup while the women are there and can witness it. I'm like, you don't seem to understand. These are women who've shot more than five scenes over the course of their shows entirety in like Kirkland folding chairs in a parking lot. This is high glamour for them. It is. Now the ladies are fighting about who's a supportive friend. So Lisa is telling Meredith, who has been accused of being a bad friend. She's like, you know what? I feel like you support me. You know, like Mary said, you know, like I've told you you support me in private. I mean, I feel like you, I feel like you do support you publicly. You're my only son. And you do not be disgusting. Yeah, but I think more privately, if you think about it, like public, but like in a private way, like you went to a public space and then spoke privately and your phone, that's like I support me a little bit. I don't see you don't like my support. Are you returning my support? And okay, do you have a receipt because it has been past 30 days since that support was given and I will not return support. We're not with me. Samar is like, yeah, you're not a good friend. You're just not. I mean, okay, why didn't you ask Mary? And so Eddie is like, I think it's still fighting and I'm like, yeah, this is what rich people do to enjoy themselves. Samar is like, well, I think you're born. I think you're, I think you're just, you're just like, man, you're like, man, that's what you are Meredith. Where is that? Well, I don't really care what you think the Mary is like, okay, but then jump in the river. Samo, they're on the rivers. Mary on her own planet. Yes. So now back on the boat, Alicia calls her mother and she's like, oh my God, mom, it's an absolute shit show with that chef. Like I'm used to love the coffee. He expects me to know it to do. I literally have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. And the mom goes, watch his name. Ben Paul, Ben, because he's having to carry you in me. He has his number. I just want to call him and give him a little bit of support. Paul guy. Alicia's like, no, I'm being dragged to this shit mom. It's hard to put into words because the second he gets really bad. And he gets okay again. Like he shouts and he says he's sorry and then it's like really hot in the galley and it's just like, yeah, it's like, oh, yeah. So you're driving a mad aren't you? That's what sounds like Paul guy. She sent him a little bit of a basket. I'm unraveling mom. Just say to him, look, I know I'm shit, but I'll try and give you 100% of my shit. Isn't that something? Please be good. Well, things going downhill for you. That was a reference to you designed to go skiing instead of getting an actual skis set with I told you not to do in the first place because you're shit. God, do you have any mother's day? Lord, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. And a world of noise and uncertainty. IG is the investment platform that buy sure. Take a reflexible stock size, which gives you the freedom to withdraw funds anytime and replace them in the same tax year all without losing your 20,000 pounds tax free allowance. And if that's not enough, pay no commission on your stock shares and ETFs when you invest with IG, IG trade, invest, progress. Your capsules at risk other fees may apply tax to depends on individual circumstances and a subject to change. Hey guys, it's G.K. Barry here from the saving grace podcast and this week my podcast is sponsored by L'Oreal Paris Troumatch Foundation and Infallible 3-Second Setting Mist. So if I hadn't mentioned I've been in my wife's up era for a while now, it's secure. It's reliable. And honestly, I've realized that's the exact same energy I want from my makeup with 46 shades and a skincare infused formula. Troumatch Foundation is the definition of a reliable partner. I lock it all in with the Infallible 3-Second Setting Mist. One spray and it's a literal set and forget situation with zero transfer and a 36 hour makeup holds shop online or in store. So she tells us I don't live in a chef culture. That is why I like this. I mean, I don't live in a chef culture at all. I've actually never even met a chef doing anything with Ben's high stakes. I just can't disappoint him. And I cannot not know the answer because that will just end up in arguments. And I've got a thick skin, but he's chipping away at it minute by minute. I'm like, do you have a thick skin? Cause like last week he was like, can I have an avocado? Love. And he were like, what the hell do I need to go to the new anyway crying? So the mom is just giving her so much shit and it's so funny to hear. She's like, wow, well, imagine how you feel starting having an absolute knitwear in the kitchen. Does he even let you, does he even let you use knives? I mean, I imagine it must be difficult for you trying to prepare things with the spork, which is the only thing you've ever been allowed to use since you were a child. I'm like, well, thank you. Thank you so much for the Peppertalk mom. I love you darling. On the beach Heather is, no, she wants to go snorkeling and the staff is helping them and Heather sees a turquoise. Is a turquoise? The turquoise, I mean, the water is turquoise. I thought, but there is a turtle as well. There is a turtle. That's I was like, I could have sworn there was a turtle, but I said the water, I read turquoise as if said turtle and tortoise mixed together and my brain spat that out. But the point is this, she loves the water and Eddie is like, I love being in the water. This is why I'm in yachting. I bet no one saw this that when Heather said that the water was turquoise, that this would turn into a tragic backstory, but here it is, everyone. Well, it starts with him going. It starts with him going, okay, we're going this way because there's turtles over here, turtles over here. And so he's like, my father died. That's why I'm in yachting. And I was like, oh my God. Did a turtle kill your dad? Because I was just waiting for the lead. Like, I need the lead. And you know, there needs the lead and needs to make sense with the story. Yeah. The pivot was very quick. I love being in water. That's why I'm in yachting. My dad died when I was younger. I was like, oh, okay. Two days before I turned six, he passed. Sort of just a freak heart attack in New York. New day. And he was just the greatest person and he loved water. Now I love water. So it's a, he chokes up and everything. He says that he, you know, it's nice to do something that he knows is that we proud of him doing. And then Heather is like, I saw a stingray. It was like fucking knee bone. I said, stingray. Why don't you bleak everything to the blogs? And back on the boat, Jason is telling Jenna, she's really going to shine extra when she gets some extra stew. And she's like, well, I'll get a lot more rest. That's for sure. And he's just like, hmm, yes. It's got such a mild energy. Something back on the beach, Daisy announces that the tender is here. And Heather's like, let's go. I'm right here. Why don't you sit on my lap? I'll do the steering. Did you hear my finding Nemo joke? And then days like, okay, motor yacht, Katina, we're approaching the yacht. You're coming back. So they give everyone run punches and stuff. And then Daisy announces that they'll be doing 4 p.m. lunch on the Sunday. Okay, everyone, all hands on deck because we're getting to the moment, the moment for Ben. Okay. But lunch is coming up. Um, actually, do you think we could swap the lunch because do lunch in the saloon and the AC and dinner on deck? Okay, okay. That's absolutely fine. Is that okay? Yes, absolutely fine. And why does your head look like it's going to pop? It's just how my head is. It's just how my head is. Fuck, Jenna. Okay, you're right. I don't want to do it to the saloon. Did they just say lunch in the saloon? Yeah, come on. Let's just do it together. Jenna goes, fucking assholes. Um, so, so now Daisy's like, oh, it's like hurting children. It's still looking like a 4 p.m. lunch on an 8 p.m. dinner. So now they have to like move everything from outside to inside, which is annoying because it takes them a very long time to set these tables. So now the tools back story, she's unloading chairs and she is saying that working on deck was considered a man job where she's from. And her dad didn't even want her to go to school because his mentality was women don't work and it's a man's world. And they don't want us to have rights or words, but her grandparents snuck her into the school. That's amazing and good for you, by the way. And also how did your dad not notice that you were going to school every day? He thought so. Whatever. That's a great question. So whatever. So I'm just a woman thing. She just has a dummy in the bed that's connected to her rope to the door. It's like the tool are you okay? You're still sick? Okay. We'll check back later. No. So Jason compliments her on her work. Okay. So then Heather's like, well, I'm not up with lunch for everybody. I mean, it's not going to be bitchy if I just do you mean Mary and Angie. And he's like, I'm actually I fully agree. I need a break like yeah. Yeah. So now Jenna has set up the table and Heather is like, hey, Daisy, is there any way that we could clear a few of those plates and we're just going to have for lunch? I would like the other ladies just to be served in their rooms. Is that possible? If I'm telling you, if I was told like, yeah, I've decided as the primary, you're just going to be served in your room, I would be furious. Yeah, I would too. So she goes to tell Ben and she's like, my patience is be untested. She's like, lay it on me. All right. But lunch is in 10 minutes, but they want four servings in the room. She's like, huh, makes sense to guess. It's like, but it has to be played. It's also all be played. And so we're not going to do family style anymore. So we need to remove farthest plate. All right, make sense. All right. And I'm like, so I've set the table twice. Nobody's coming to lunch. Okay. And he's like, all right, well, that kind of sucks for us because we're going to have to start to individualize everything. And I've got, I've got fuzzy, fuzzy fractures over there in the corner trying to figure out what even a plate is in the first place. Doesn't make sense, fuzzy fractures. Just imagining that you probably broke her leg at some point and I gave an nickname to that. Are you following my creative process? So Heather Whitney joined Angie and Mary. So Heather's like, low key lunch with the low key ladies. Am I right? Did anybody hear my memo joke? It was good. So Jenna is confused about plates. And Tasty's like, no, we're going to bring the plates down. It's going to get placed. All right. That's how we're doing it. And meanwhile, Ben's like, I don't think you should play them, but she asked for them all place it. Well, that doesn't really, oh no, at least he says that. She asked for them all played it though. She goes, well, he says, well, that doesn't really concern me. It's what's going to look best. Who cares what she asked for? We're here for how it looks. Cause growing up, I wanted to be a portrait artist. I was very good, you know, coming from an art background, it does help cooking. So I based by me alone, how's it going to look and look at here? Little tiny Ben, little cucumber nose. Look at that. Dorable little man. Make his hair with a little deconstructed cheesecake. Looks amazing. Let's make it give me chicken wig here. Give me chicken wig here. What a handsome bastard. Yeah, you can't just randomly throw things on the plate. Cause the colors are not going to match. The shapes are not going to match. So unfortunately, there's just more to it than that. Cause he makes these like plates of like chicken wings and cruditez, but he stacks like the cruditez. It's actually, it's just like the celery that's on the side of wings. He stacks it in like a lattice pattern. Like a little like a jenga stack. I'm like, okay, that's nice. I know they should have saved this monologue for maybe a different dish. Cause he's like, I'm a portrait artist. I believe in art. I'm not serving anything that doesn't look like fucking art. And then it cuts to a plate of chicken wings. I know. Seriously. Okay. Well, so they, so basically, yeah, he's like served the people in their rooms first. So then when he's like, I'm really hungry, I'm hungry. Ben's like, oh, I don't want to look like shit. Okay, there's still guests. All right. So let's make that look. Okay. Guess. All right. You're, you just put the celery into the, into the food process and you can't serve the blender cup to the, to the guests, honey. That's not going to work, honey. But I'm not though. It's like, yeah, yeah, just do it right. Do it right. Oh my God. And he's like, I'm not going against Daisy despite her. It's just this is our department. We do things the way that we, while they do things, are the part of that. So meanwhile back at lunch with me saying, hungry, where's the food? Now it's 407. And he's like, but I don't want it to look like shit. They still guess, you know, and how there's like, I feel good, but I am hungry. I am hungry too. So Daisy's like, all right, we've got forecast for the tape. We need to do it. We need to do that. But meanwhile, the people, the, the people at the table are supposed to be served first, but it's the people in the bedrooms that are getting served. And it's also using up all the, all the people on the staff because they're all the, all the dishes have to go in different places. And so you say, Daisy had long until the food. She's like, huh, that's coming right away. Do a copy, Gale, where's the food? And then it's like, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, we can do the in-room dawn. It's really quickly first. We're going to do them first. We just had to do it that way because I decided to do it that way. He's like, oh, God, fuck me. So Daisy, you know, I think Daisy, Daisy had it so easy all these seasons with her chefs on, on sailing yacht. And now that she has been, she's going to be like, like, she's just going to lose her mind. Ge already is losing her mind. It's only one at first charter and Ben is already fucking with her so much. So what the actual fuck? Author of the primary. That means she's the most important part. So let's get the food going. Come on. Yeah, I wonder I worked up a big appetite. We need to serve lunch at the table first, like the fucking guest or chaotic. Now Ben is chaotic. Give me a fucking break. So what do you say? How long into the food? I want food hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry. I just don't know. No, it's just you've changed the lunch plans three times now. Okay. You can just sit tight. Yeah, seriously. And Ben's like, Daisy, is there any way we can do the dinner, the room diners first? Come on. They ready now. I was like, yeah, copy that. Can you just give me a second place? All God. So Ben is like he basically just goes row and he just starts telling the servers to, to he starts having them go to the rooms first. But then the people upstairs aren't being fed and no one's available to do anything as just the total mess. Yeah. So Daisy's serving champagne and Alicia's like, can I go with this plate? And he's like, yeah, yeah, just go, just go. You guys are going to need to pull up more people. Please, please, that need more people. Get the homely people who are never on camera. I don't even care when he's like, what's going on? This is very weird. I need food. Shut up. You were the ones who mess this up. I know seriously, but that being said, Daisy said like, it's Daisy who decides who gets the food at what time, right? Like that's her department. Not it's not for Ben to decide that. So Ben is, but Ben is telling, not only is he telling people to do what to do, but then he's saying, oh, God, I'm always waiting on Daisy. What the fuck, man? What? Daisy is running around in circles because of you. So now food is starting to come up to the table and Ben brings up the food to the table. And he brings, he brings it all up in these bowls. But since Daisy has been holding different directions and Daisy was not aware that the food is going up to the table at this point. No one has any play settings, which is a bit odd also because they're people sitting at the table. How do they not have their play settings? But they don't have any plates or forks or spoons where there's nothing to serve. I get that they were complaining about moving lunch from outside to inside. And she said, okay, I'll do it with you. So then where are the plates and the forks? I was confused. I don't know what's going on here. So, but the food's there, but they don't have utensils, which is a really bad look. Yeah. So how there's like plates would be great. Ben, Ben, Ben and I had a plan. And then he marches up with the platter surprise. There's no plates and who looks like a fucking ding dong may, may that's who. So, uh, that's what they love, which is yeah, they love it. And Heather's like, serve me like I'm a rich Roman king. How could you say that in front of me? I am Greek. And so Jenna is like, well, I don't really understand what's going on right now. Well, Ben's like, I'm serving the other four first. And I'm not even four guests in here in the primary without a drink. And I'm like, you'll get it when I get when I get it. Like I stood there looking, looking at my fucking asshole. I looked there like a fucking asshole out there. So Heather's like, you guys, the food is delicious. See, I'm a good customer. You can't say I'm bad just because I made you move everything around because I'm being nice to you now. Yeah. So Jenna checks in with Ben. She's like, how's my favorite? And he's like, isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation isolation Um, so Mike is like, do you fancy her? And he's like, yeah, if I can do it, and then they laugh and everything. So Heather goes to take a nap and at least he's asking how she can help. And he's like, all right, well, I'm thinking about dessert tonight. If we want the sort of a body of a zombie thing, it's going to be something you really can't mess up. Just scoops of ice cream, but you can put some little jelly beans into. Okay, honey buns, we do that. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now. Hey guys, it's G. K. Barry here from the Saving Grace podcast. And this week my podcast is sponsored by L'Oreal Paris, true match foundation and infallible three second setting mist. So if I hadn't mentioned, I've been in my wife's up era for a while now, it's secure. It's reliable. And honestly, I've realised that's the exact same energy I want from my makeup with 46 shades and a skincare infused formula. True match foundation is the definition of a reliable partner. I look it all in with the infallible three second setting mist. One spray and it's a literal set and forget situation with zero transfer and a 36 hour makeup hold shop online or in store. Around about now. This is usually the bit in the radio out where you drift off. You half listen, your brain wanders home, not to the house itself, but to what it could be. That thing you'd be meaning to sort. The room you always shut the door on. The brown lampshade that came with the house seven years ago. And when you decide right today we do, being cute has everything you need to get started. Tours, paints and yes, even the lampshade. You can do it when you be and cue it. So Lisa is asking for a Diet Coke and then she's asking Mike if, you know what, can you just let her their twerk on you? I mean, that's like the best gift you could give her. Please, it would like it would be a gift for all of us. And he's like, oh, you wanted to do that because yes, please. So now tonight they're going to have some strippers. And Daisy's like, well, he is a part time stripper. And Lisa's like, oh, thanks for clearing me in on like our little stripper. Wow, you have like a little single stripper. Wow. So he tells us his backstory, which is throughout the past five years. And in between engineering gigs, I stumbled upon the world's stripping and the world's stripping and the world's engineering are two completely different places. There's no comment denominator here except for Loub. He. I'm sure that one thing Mike has in common with a stripper is that Mike is told to go back into the room and shut the door every time he comes back out. Because no one needs this. Yeah, a lot of oil. So, yeah, I mean, what better thing to company a zombie dinner with people wearing saws in their head than some strippers? Sure. Then some discount dick. Yes, here. So now let's see, people are getting ready. And the boys are talking and planning for the evening and they want to lap dance and Joe, Mike's like, oh, everybody's going to have to strip. And try to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't. I can't. This is bad. I don't know. I'm so shy. I'm shy. Oh, God. I'm no stranger to performances. But do I feel comfortable? No, because from a very young age, played the music. I've always been body shy. I've been teased by my brother about my weight. I've always been the person to go to the beach with my shirt on. The ballad of Jowl. So, now, Mike is, he's like, let me show you how to do it. You put your hands on her like this and I go, woo, woo, woo, woo, little bit of this and a little bit of that. You know, I'm there, but I'm all over your hair. So Jowl's like, it's very intimidating, making myself look like an absolute clown next to a professional. I'm like, I don't, I think this is the best possible scenario to make yourself look, look like a capable stripper is being doing it right next to Mike. Listen, at the very least, Mike's hair. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And it's like, don't feel bad. Just do it next to me. You'll at least be tall. So things are quiet and everyone's saying, wow, it's so nice to be finally have some, some rest of relaxation on this, but it's been so chaotic. At long last, things are chill around here, but we know what's coming next because Brahman and Anne Jiren, they are costumes and here it comes Angie getting her fingers stuck in that door. Oh, that's every time they show it, I'm like, eh, because I actually just closed the door on my fingers like two days ago. And it was simple. You did? Yeah, it was weird, I don't know. You know, like, how does that happen? But I was like, I was grabbing the door. Yeah, I was grabbing the door and I like closed on me and it hurt, but it was like minor, but it still hurt a lot. I must have it in the car. I was close. I got in the car and then I hadn't closed the door. And for some reason, I grabbed it from like the top, you know, like the top of the door and started, so what are you doing? You're going to rip off your hand. Look, what I just did to my fingernail, I was shaving the back of my neck. And I went like that to like feel where the hair is, you know, so I had my hand back there. And then I stabbed it with my razor and cut my nail all the way down into the, oh, now I mean, you know, humans, guys, humans, am I right? So yeah, Angie, Petser, and they're also wearing these stupid inflatable costume things. So they're running around in that bleeding everywhere. And Angie helps her, I mean, the captain helps her and stuff. And then now they're decorating for zombie night. Dun, dun, dun, complete with eerie cocktails, ultimately beautiful decor and a man, yet, I thought, so she's like, I can't think of anything more appropriate when these women are ripping each other apart. So Daisy's like, all right, Ben, what's part day and arch night? He's like, all right, well, okay, here we go. Okay, well, the plan is to have something delicious, like a bowl, a scallop dish with a slightly soupy black lentil. And then we're going to do a lamb steak knives and then a zombie ice cream head. It all depends on what sort of dumb thing my sous chef does. Last time I looked, she was trying to bake a baseball. So we'll see. So Daisy's like, ah, is that a huge ballake? If I had Jason to that, he's like, no, mate, you're dealing with professionals here. Love what one professional and that one over there on the corner. That's what I like to hear. So now they are doing water and wine at the tables and they're all dressed bloody, you know, like some have axes in their head, some of knives coming out of their face and stuff. And Heather orders bloody cabs all around. And he's like, I haven't touched his drink, Mike. He's like, I haven't touched his drink, but there's like lips. That's not mine. I don't do that. I don't do that. I mean, I was married saying that to Mike. So Mike's like, okay, I'm sorry. I was trying to figure out what the drink was. So I thought that's what he's figuring out. Anyway, Mary's going to have wine and there's lips all over her glass. And he's like, oh, sorry, I'll get you another one. So he goes down and he's mortified that he let this glass go out. So Daisy passes by because, oh, by the way, she just said that her glass had lipstick on it, but it didn't. Yeah. I'm going to grab me and put it down myself. There was no lipstick there. So yeah, crazy lady. So Daisy's like, all right, well, she has a fresh glass. He's like, yeah, I won't tell you one though. If you don't. So Daisy is like, all right, everyone ready to start with service. Here we go. Ben's like brilliant. This is actually quite good. So Ben is like, you know, he starts, the food's starting to go out. It's all this, you know, zombie type food. And of course, the ladies are fighting, et cetera. And you know, this is where it's funny because Ben goes, has the tepum in top there so far. And then I got to bring you saying, so I saw something on TikTok today about Seth having a mistress, which is hilarious because we know this sends off like this little comment, like sets off the drama for the whole second half of the season. I'm so like city. How is it going up there? So you're like, don't ask. Here we go. My husband does not have a mistress. So now they're being served drinks and she's just because your boyfriend brings up with you anytime he wants to sleep with someone else. That's your problem. No, no, no. No, I break up with him. No, no, no, no. So Daisy's saying how it's starting to become like white noise for her and they sort of do this whole funny thing about like white noise. And then while Ben is, the food's coming up, food's been cleared, whatever. And Alicia's big task is that she is going to make these ice cream zombie heads. And Ben is like, all right, can we get the ice cream done, please? Get the ice cream balls done, please. We're going to the freezer because the whole thing is that he wants them to set up and have their zombie head shape when they go out. And we just see that like Alicia's doing a million other things. The ice cream is just sitting out there. It's like eight ice cream balls and she's in a hot kitchen and she just don't go and off doing this thing and that thing, whatever. And the ice cream just sitting there and Ben's like, can you turn to the ice cream please? You just have to literally put a chocolate chip on top of each one of them and that's it. Can you please do this for me, please? It's like quick, quick, please, it'll drill, please, it'll drill. So me and my upstairs stay away from me. Your hatred has been abundantly clear and I am not interested. Still think I'm boring, honey? So they're like, oh, God. And Jen is like, well, the fighting was one oh, it was fun for a day or two, but cheese and tastes like enough for the fighting Jesus Christ. So now it's 10 12 and the ladies are now on a full blown fight and Mary's like, and I won't take back what I said. You're boring. The kitchen. Ben's like, oh, my God. You do the eyes. Zombies have eyes. Most of them don't they? God, a fucking hate working with ice cream. And by ice cream, I mean, Alicia, I personally, I would have made them earlier and had them frozen. Personally, that's what I would have done. So passive aggressive and a cow. Cowusophagus. Come on. All right, grab them. So Ben, he was like, just hand up with the cap, please. I'm like, there's balls of ice cream with eyes. It's like a melted snowman, each one of them. So they go up, but of course they like them, you know, they're like, there's like, look at these balls of ice cream. And Ben's like, you know, and I'm by the way, I also cooked this fucking, he pulls out like a tray of crisps or biscuits that he was going to serve with the ice cream. He's like, and didn't go on the dessert because I was too busy fucking fixing that. So that's great. Doing great job, love. This is just my way of saying I love you. I'm just saying, you fucked it. You fucked me over. I made this whole tray of biscuits that didn't get to go out, but I, but on the other hand, you're doing great. You're absolutely wonderful. Well, I would have somehow managed to construct them and keep them frozen. I know that's not what we did much, but then why didn't you? And because I'll tell you why because I was actually seeing how you would cope with this dessert. It was a test because I want to see where you struggle and I want to see how quick you are. And it turns out you struggle with everything and there is no quickness at all. But I'll tell you why I struggle to always desert and means and appetizers. All right. Well, we didn't really make the dessert. Did we there? Did we? Because really, I mean, I made the chocolate. I made the coole. You did mold the ice cream, but you didn't make it. Did you really? It's an assembly. All right. I think it's a far stretch. Saga made the dessert brown sugar dumpling. Chin. Right. Savage read. And I like I was cringing because like it was so mean and it was also right. And I was like, oh, and he's like, oh, at least he has like a bull in a China shop. Like I don't know, I don't know what she is, but she probably can't do that right either. She's like a bull who like doesn't knock anything over. It's like you didn't live up to the metaphor. So at least he is like, he's been shopping for over 20 fucking years. I've done it for two. I pick up the pieces that you're going to drop. Like, oh, I don't like that either. Like the two years in, you should be able to put like eyeballs on the ice cream head. I'm sorry, Alicia. Yeah. And he's like she didn't actually make anything. Nothing. I mean, I couldn't give a fuck about the dessert. I'm like, I can't even fucking cook chicken and chips and I was dressing the fuck out. So then back as the table captain Jason's like, like the saw on your head. I know the saw is so good. I love it. It's like someone got like really attacked. It's like mad at really got like someone's selling mad at the hot. It's like it's gross. Like someone's going to distance on cutting her head in half. It's like amazing. Well, I think that we should talk about you and Jared and all the things he says about other people. If you want to talk about man and women's like the captains with us, come on. And don't leave if it gets heated. Please stay. Please stay. Well, I'm not interested in trying to interfere with my relationship because you're jealous that you can't hold a man down. I'm not trying to interfere with a relationship, Meredith. I'm just bringing up that your husband's cheating on you on Tink Tock. And that's like that's the captain. What he thinks. So that's the captain. He's just trying to do anything to keep him there, you know? So if a guy is paying your bills and goes and tells everyone behind your back, he's paying your bills. He's not paying my bills. He tells us he pays for your bills. I don't know why he's saying that. Jason, can I speak with you for a second? Would you ever do that to a woman captain? Would you ever say that you pay someone's bills? Would you don't pick their bills? He's walking off. So he's walking off. So he's walking off in the middle of the sentence. He's like, nah, I wouldn't do that. Bye. Hey, it's so long. And he's like, I will catch your yard dessert, but you're not meant to be there. I like her herb. I was like, don't worry. You'll get your ice cream. It's like, but will I still get my zombie head? I'll catch it. Just not out there. It's just like this is like the apocalypse. This is how I envision the end of the world, captain Jason's like, look, I like engaging with the guests and usually they're asking me a lot of questions. I can't even get a word in. I would have been eaten alive by them. I think thank you for saving me from the zombies. Wink a wink. So now Daisy and captain have their own confessional together. And she's like, have I just set the bar for the season? I don't have to do anything there for the rest of the season, right? And he goes, just keep doing that, saving me with ice cream. That's all I need. All right, geez. So then in another room, the guys are getting ready for their performance. And she was like, oh my god. Oh my god. This is more fiat. This is more fiat field. And back in the kitchen, Alicia is like, did it turn out okay? Eddie's like, you hungry for a bit of cock tail. So now the guys go up there to dance and Eddie's up there first. And he's like, there are two. He comes out as if he's being chased by zombies and he's like, oh my goodness. There are two seriously hungry men out there. And they are just blood-fisting for single ladies. They better be naked. Oh Heather, you don't have to put the hat on the hat. Okay, they're doing the bit. You don't have to help them with their bit. Okay, let them just do their stripper. Yeah. So two hours comes out and dances and just the movie music, like climaxing when he finally finds the confidence to take out his shirt. I cried. What a great personal arc for him. I'm hoping that everyone is distracted about what's going on because I'm the stiff. It's the zombie you've ever seen in your life. I'm like, that's kind of the zombie thing I need to tell you. And he's like, I'm going to go back to his group. I'm just saying, I just wait. I was like, I just threw back. How did you want the Bob? Got to screw back. Okay, so they dance and Heather hugs Mike very harsh. Like, you're great. And Heather's like Captain Jason, we were cheering for you to pick us up picking them up. I mean, come on, fucking get in the game. Come on, man. So anyway, they got the good answers. And draw like, wow, I feel like I was less awkward, but fuck me. I was awkward. My legs were shaking. It was the scariest thing I ever did in my life. Wow, wow, 13.0 is so humble when he has to do a strip tease. So everyone's really proud of to wow for making it through that arc. And I was like, all right, let's focus on the main deck and get the water stains out. Oh, I can live again. I can live again. I'm free. And then in the kitchen, Alicia Cecilodabenn and Mike. The next morning. Oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's the next time now. So now Daisy is asking Mike if he prefers interior exterior and he's like, I can't pick in Tuesday. Yeah, I can't do that. You pick. Check your backpack. He goes, well, where can I chop the most do you think? Meanwhile, Eddie is saying hi to Alicia and complimenting the buns and her hair. And he's like, are those pigtails? And she's like, ah, they're horns, devil horns. And then it's like, he was definitely flirting with you. My, I suggest running off into the sunset within the next 10 minutes before I fucking murder you. By the way, you're doing great. Love you. All right. Fizzy, fibula. Unfortunately, you tried to run off to the sunset and crashed into a tree. That's too tragic. But to typical of you. So Captain Jason says hi to the fish. And he's like, hello, fish. Joys lost a bit of weight. He's been busy. He's been a bit busy. I was like, it's a weird thing to say to your fish. And then Ben, so Alicia has to make muffins. Oh, the muffin. Here we go. It's just one thing after another. She has to make muffins. And we see her doing them. And he's like, well, those muffins look strange. Yeah, what happened? What did we do? She's like, well, I did some chocolate. I know I'm probably biased, but I don't think that they look too bad. I think they've got nice tits on them. And we see the muffins and they're totally overgrown and like spread into each other on top of the muffin tin. And she goes, they've got nice tits on them because do we have any more muffins? Because they would be really good if we didn't fill them up so much. Honeybun. So right, you just don't do that simple syrup space. Right. You don't over fill up pastry. All right. She's okay. I heard you because I know, but you've got to understand pastry will rise by double if not three times always and they look like shit. Okay. Well, thank you. And Daisy is like pretty early in the season to be back on. And Mike's like, yeah, it's going to be a long season. It's been like, fuck babe. Next time let's not do that. So he, he dumps it. Dumped it in the trash. And she's like, where'd you do? He's like, well, I dumped it in the bin. No, on your face. I don't feel that my face. I was joking in the bin. Oh, keep up honeybun. So basically she's like, you threw up my muffins and she's like, you could have given them to the crew. He's like, no, they were still to fucking raw in the middle because you put too much batter in, okay? And I needed the muffin tins for the guests. So I upturned them and threw the fuckers away because if I cooked them, then we wouldn't have time to cook the guest muffins because we only had those trays. And I wasn't trying to sabotage you or fuck you just taking a long time and I'm already stressed. And so is he serious? Like, I think he's trying to kill myself a steam. I mean, nah, go fuck yourself at this point, to be honest. So Daisy comes in looking for a juicer and he's like, there's like five of a cup of air here, babe. Or if you want, just put an orange between that one's mouth and just punch it down until it's just juice comes out. So he leaves and Alicia's mouth and like fuck you to him. Yeah. So she goes to the restroom. And meanwhile, Bronwyn's like, well, they're going to have to replace the carpet and heathered Whitney's room because we're going to have to pay for this boat. I mean, there's makeup, just take blood and self tan or everywhere. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Alicia calls Brianna, the Katina story is from last season, who was like the model who was stuck in this maybe really ship with her for a whole season. So she's like, hi, how's it going in the galley? She's like, it's a fucking nightmare, Bri. Stop it. No. I love Bri. She's part of my really cool circle in my heart. And it's just it's not easy to stay friends after the season because it's so high pace, but I feel like I could tell her any crisis at any moment and she'd be there for me. So she's like, oh my god, you are amazing. You can do this. You've got this girl. Hold on. I've got another call. I'm just going to just merge it into this call. Darling, it's your mother. You're fucking terrible at your job. Just quit already. Just quit. You've got the help of making it through the season. Mom, thank you so much for calling. I love to hear your voice. Love you to mistake. All right. We good one. So she's basically like, I was living my best fucking life out in Canada. I'd never been happy on my life. And then my mom said, they want you back on TV. And I said, I don't want to go back. And she said, you better go back. You need to support me my old age. So I went back and then I had to leave it all just to come on this boat and basically be treated like this. I spent 15 hours of my day in the garden. I can't. I can't do it for moments. I can't live for just little moments of people coming and asking if I'm okay. So then she goes up to see Captain Jason. And she, you know, has a big mom like she's like, I got this. I can't do the guy. I can't do Ben's mood swings. I just can't. I'm doing my absolute best. I had children this morning, muffin children. He tossed them in the trash and tossed them in the trash and see only thing I can do. They're nice tents. They had nice tents. He's wearing nice muffin tents in the bin. I've got a leave. I'm skiing. I'm skiing and I'm fucking. And he's like, uh, you know, we had an arc built in. You know, we've already finished Joao's feeling fat arc. I thought we were really going to get you in there till you couldn't cook. And then by the end of the season, you can't cook. You know, that's sort of what you're supposed to do here. And she's like, I can't do it. I'm out of here. Yeah. She's not staying. She's not lasting the season. She was not in enough of the trailer for the season. She's gone. She can't. She will. This is, and she's not meant to be there. She can't. She's, she's a, she's a really nice sweet girl. But this is, you know, she's dealing with like a chef chef right now. This is out of her league and, and this is, she needs to get some more experience before she deals with someone like Ben. Yeah, she needs to run like a girl. Run. Get out of there. Get out of there. Yeah. Well, we're going to get out of here. Bye. It was a fun time. Yeah. It's all over. Catch us later this week with more episodes. We got a whole bunch of shows coming up and go to get your tickets for the crappies. Virtually in person. Whatever you want to do. I enjoyed some Patreon. And we'll catch you on the next Watch What Crappens. Bye bye. Bye. Watch What Crappens would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always a party on Alison Block. Our way is the Amberway. 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