Here's some good news to start your day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. According to a new uplifting study, most Americans are just three months away from total financial collapse. Yeah! I don't know. And I thought it was two. No, it's three. That's the financial cushion that most Americans say they have left before bills start going unpaid. You guys have time to count your money in between our four jobs we all have. That's so cool. What could go wrong? And it's not just people facing potential job loss. It could be a medical emergency, absorbing one too many price hikes. Who knows? But roughly six out of ten adults say they're going to be out of options in 90 days. But good news, eight out of ten say they'd still door-dash themselves a large pizza with all the fix-ins and pay all the extra fees for it. Because we're not willing to get it ourselves. We have standards. We still think we're better than you. Yeah, I mean, yeah, your wife might say, but honey, Domino's is only a block away. Let's go pick it up. You're crazy. Okay, I'm worried Jeff is actually broke. Like I was going along with a bit for a minute, but now you're starting to consider it. No, because if you put in a delivery order of $50 or more, then they'll toss in an 18 pack of Parmesan bread bites on the house. That's saving money. It's eating your feelings. Was this sponsored or not at all? We don't have any sponsors, remember? Jeff is asking us for money. No companies have any marketing money left. No, right. It's great. It could be in a better headspace to move into the shock collar question of the day. We have enough money to move on to the shock collar. I don't know. Prozac, but Jeff. Good luck being more uplifting than that, Jake. You're moved. Yeah, I'm okay. What a troublesome energy. This is a wild start to the show. Well, yesterday at this time, we learned some very important stats about Easter. For example, Americans spend a whopping $22 billion on this holiday every year, which comes out to $177 per person. Take that, emergencies. Oh my God. Is that why people were mad about the price of eggs? Oh, Jake. Well, the only thing more irresponsible than American Easter spending are the terrible answers you all gave to your questions yesterday. Yeah, sorry about that. That's why we're running it back again with more egg-based math for another no bunny business edition of plenty of 20. Just like the day before, you say a number one through 20. I'll give you an Easter stat that could be about foods, traditions, or candy-hawking rabbits. You just have to tell me, is the real number higher or lower? We'll start with the woman whose ideal egg hunt comes with mini bottles of liquor inside. That's Alexis. And money. Don't forget the money. Seven. No way. This is perfect. Alexis, what percentage of Americans think the Easter bunny should give out money like our friend the Tooth Fairy does? He just said it. Is it over or under 30%? Oh, 100 million percent. Over. Over. Locking it in quick. Yeah. 46% of people would prefer money in their eggs. Yeah, totally. We could all use it. Brooke, seven is off the board. Let's go 12. Three in four parents plan on having the talk with their children. Oh, the birds and the bees. About eating candy in moderation. Oh, my man. But is it over or under 70% of parents who admit to occasionally stealing from their kids' candy stash? It's perfect for you. It's 100% of parents steal from the candy stash. You're not tricking anyone today, Jay. Dude, over. Over, you're sure. Well, I mean, if they aren't admitting to it, they're lying. So I'm still going over. Brooke thinks more than 70% and she's right. Yeah. The real number is 80% of parents admit to it. So you know that the real number is higher. Yeah, you're intact. 20% lie. All right, we're two for two. Jose, we're back to you. Seven and 12 are off the board. Let's go 14. In another poll, Jose, people were asked how they plan to celebrate Easter and the top answer was having a special meal with family or friends. 21% said that. What percentage said going to church over or under 7%? Seven? Oh, you know what? As a guy who was raised as a Catholic in the church and we went every Easter and every Christmas, I'm going to say more. Get to church. Does it count with virtual church attendance? I was going to say. Dude, actually my parents do attend a lot. Yeah. Just watching a TV evangelist. Is that work? Yeah. They have 200 million viewers. Yeah, now way over seven. I'm locking it in. Do I dash some communion crackers? Yeah. Some wine. Jose said over 7% and he's right. Double that. 14% say they were going to church on Easter. I picked number 14. Oh boy. All right. They've gone three for three and I'm in a precarious position. That's right. Get them, Jay. You get this right. I am in big trouble. Come on, Jay. As the Jewish man, I'm in the precarious position. Easter questions, but I'm going to go with number two. Okay. I'm in good shape then. All right. In a poll on holidays, what percentage of Americans say Easter is their favorite holiday of the year? What type of holiday? Oh, my favorite. Wow. Is it over or under 15%? It's got to be the chocolate, right? I thought it was the magic show. There's a magic show? No, not a church. The story is kind of a magic show. Oh, yeah. It's like a disappearing act. Oh, my God. You should go on tour. Favorites. I mean, I would assume that most people would prefer Christmas and Halloween and Arbor Day. Flag Day. Flag Day. Yeah. As beloved as Easter is, I can't see it being above 15%. I'm going to go lower. Oh, Jeffrey thinks it's... I don't know if we want to say lower. That's a strong answer, Jeff. You like it? I support it. I'm scared. Brooke says it's strong. It is. 13%. Thanks to the timing, though, we have to go to a tiebreaker. And Alexis, I'm going to offer you a diner special opportunity again this time. What does that even mean? If you get this right, Alexis, not only will I take the shock, but I will make two eggs any style for each one of you here in the room. Or if you get it wrong, Alexis, I am completely safe from getting shocked. Oh, you don't want me to make you eggs? Please don't. You keep the eggs. Do you accept? Yes. All right. Here's your question. So we know that 13% of Americans say their favorite thing about Easter is going to church, but what about attending an Easter egg hunt? Oh. Is it over or under the 13% of churchgoers as their top thing? Yes. They're in every city park. Are they fun for the adults in attendance or are they only fun for the kids? Yeah, they're fun as well. You watch all the kids just charge at each other. I think it's great for everybody. And it's so fun to relive your childhood through your children. Yeah. You get to experience it. I do like hearing ear piercing children's screams for like 20 minutes straight. That's a good point. Now that we're on board, I'm going over. Alexis says that over 13% of people say the best thing about Easter is attending an Easter egg hunt. Let's go eggs. And she is wrong. It's 12% just underneath. I'm safe and I have what today's edition of? Plenty of 20. Five rotten eggs that throw them at you. Since Alexis blew it on her last question, she's going to be getting shocked while singing candy shop by 50 cents. I wanted eggs this morning. I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop. Don't you stop. Don't you hit the spot. Broadway chorus version of candy shop. I could tell that that song came out when she was in elementary. Now that's my favorite part of Easter. That was your shock collar question of the day. Got your phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.
