Sarah Colonna & LaKendra Tookes: Dino Exhibits & Shoe Insoles

Grab the unrivalled Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra with an incredible privacy display on EE, the UK's best network. You can save £20 per month, plus claim a Samsung Galaxy Tab S10 Lite. Now we're talking. So get yours today. Offer ends 28th May. How does it feel to face the storm head on? Go beyond the map, drive into the extreme, or win a Ford Explorer. Test drive won before the end of May and you could win one. Now how would that feel? Search Win a Ford Explorer. Ready, set, Ford. Ties and seas apply, 25 plus only, see Ford.co.uk for details. When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. For the last, it's a decade, you've been covering disasters. That's right. That's why he's here. The math ain't math and the gay ain't gay. Later you're going to need to do maintenance. Why? To be attracted for who? Oh, for us. Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Sarah, Kelowna and LeCandra Tukes joined the show. We talk about parent teacher meetings, dinosaur exhibits and insoles. Good morning. Good morning. LeCandra, how's the new car treating you? Oh, good. I'm doing good. I had to get used to driving it because it's bigger than what I'm used to. Yeah. But I'm used to it now and I'm on the road, baby. Yeah, that's me. What is it? What kind of car is it? It's a Volkswagen ID for it. It's electric. Oh, I know I'm saving the environment. You are just you. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Or do you charge it, LeCandra? I'm various places. There's a Vons where I can go fast charge. I mean, this is what it is right now. Y'all now listen, I don't own a home yet. I don't own a home yet, Sarah. You know that. But soon, soon I'll be owning a home and then I'll have my own little thing. But for now, I have to go to Target. I have to go to Vons. It is what it is. Well, how inconvenient. Did you ever think about that before you bought the car? Did I think about it? Yeah, like, where am I going to charge it? I thought about it. I thought about it. And she said, I'm going to have to think about that. I thought I thought about thinking about it. She was like, I thought I could just plug it in my house, like just in a regular socket. You know, you think it's like a toaster, but it's not. No, don't get me started on toaster. Yeah, I don't do not get me started on toaster. You didn't realize what an inconvenience it would be to go to a grocery store to charge your car. And how long does it take? Well, OK, at the grocery store, I can fast charge. So how long does it take? Not long, 30 minutes. I run in there, grab a couple of white claws and let them charge. Drink them and then drive away. Yeah, you can sit on that. You can sit on the white cloud whilst you're charging. OK, so how long does it take if you do not find a fast charger? Oh, if you don't find a fast charger, maybe buckle up. It takes hours. No. Hours and hours and hours. Where do you go then? Well, OK, sometimes I'll go to the gym and I go to the and I go get on the treadmill with my ankle weights and I put it on an incline because I hope she'll go. You know, you know, I'm in my fitness area. Yes, so we're talking about the car. So the car, you charge the car at the gym. You can I can't charge at the gym. Like reason to go to the gym, like that would make me like, OK, I have to say over two hours, I have to do something. And I can charge for three hours for free. At the gym. At the gym. How much is paid charging costs? What is it to charge a car? You know what, it depends. And I will say this for anyone who's considering an electric car, it can like when I go fast charge, that's a little expensive. Like I fast charged yesterday and it was like twenty four dollars. But that was a lot. So you have to pay at the grocery store to charge it. Yep. I was at Vons. And you had to pay and you to buy some of the groceries. And I had to spend $9 on my white clothes. So altogether, that was like thirty two bucks. Right. And nine is thirty two. Yeah. Well, and you lose like a half an hour of your life and you have to spend it at Vons. Well, no, but are you sitting outside? Hey, I got my white cloth. I'm good. I'm chilling at the Vons. I love Vons. The security guy. These are alcoholic beverages, Sarah. Not a lot. They don't have much at it. It's like four percent. It's like that. And then you're but then you're driving. So you're getting you're going to have you're having alcoholic beverages at Vons while you charge the car. Then you're getting in the car and driving. But it's like this. It's like literally like it says on the thing it says like four. It says you can drive right after it. It's on the can drive. And the nutrition facts, it says please drive. Yeah. Please. It's OK. Where do you sit when you're drinking at Vons? Like, is that in the driver's seat? Oh, just in the car. That's called open container. Yeah. Whilst the car is parked and the police aren't over. No, it is. Your car is parked and you're drinking in it. You can't. Here's the thing. Sarah, you're saving money on gas, but you're about to spend a lot on a DUI. Yes. OK. OK. OK. So OK. No more white cloth. OK. I'll ditch the white cloth. I can just get what I mean. It's the grocery store. You can get anything. I can go get some cereal. You know. There's pain in the ass. Yeah. You should get some cereal. You know, I will say I do wish I had my own charger at home. That would make my life a lot easier, but I'm not there yet. But also like I refuse to pay six and seven dollars a gallon for gas. I refuse. Like there's just no way I'm going to pay that. This is really problematic, though. So if I'm looking for an electric car, which I am not, I would make sure that I have a charger at my home. Well, guess what? I think that makes that makes it does. But guess what? I got to get there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I love running around the neighborhood and seeing all these silly people with those extension cords running out of their windows. Some people down to their carport. They need to just come to Vons. You should have done a hybrid like Jameson. I should. I obviously didn't get a plug in because I don't have anywhere to plug it in. Well, I could have gotten a hybrid, but I really this car that I got, I really wanted it. Like I wanted it since last year. I had my eye on it. So I wanted this in particular. So it's a little inconvenient sometimes, but it's really not that bad. Jameson, so you wouldn't even consider an electric car when you were shopping because you didn't have because you didn't have a charger. No, and everyone's like, it's fine. You just pull over on the side of the road and charge 20 minutes. I don't want to do it. Yeah, especially if I had it somewhere and then it can be inconvenient. You got to plan. Good. It's a good thing. I'm a planner because I have to plan. I am. And yeah. Do they like? Do they let you charge it at the yoga studio? You know, we don't have any chargers there yet, but I bet you after I get certified, that'll be like one of my first orders of business like guys, we got to get some chargers up in here. They're expensive. We we were our. So I'm putting it at the old house because Brogan and Shane are going to be moving into that house. They Brogan already has an electric car. You're getting getting an electric car. I'm in the market. So I've got it. That charger is going to cost me. I mean, it's fine, but it's going to be like twenty three hundred dollars. But guess what? The LADWP or whatever they can pay for it. There are subsidies for this stuff. Well, I don't know. Can I qualify? I think so. Well, I don't know. Maybe don't tell them how much you make. It might be like just lie on the application. Yeah, just lie. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a good idea? They might be able to Google that. I mean, who's checking? It's a write off. It's a. I wrote it off on my Texas for the electric because I have a plug in because they do because they're giving you like that perk for saving the environment. I see. But wait a minute. I have to buy that electric car in order to get the rebate. Right. I'm not doing that. But even if you do just buy the charger itself, you still get to write it off because it's still helping the environment. You guys, I have something important to say. Shane, when you get the car, especially if you buy it brand new, I think there is a thing that you can get where you can get the charger installed for like a rebate or something like that. This sounds like a chump hack. I'm down. Yeah. Well, you're going to look out the window of your. Well, you're going to look out the window of his old house and see the candor drink a white cloth. I believe it. But honestly, my first thought was I'm coming over to charge. Your condo, will they charge your car? They plug it in there. Yes. Well, Bro, because my spot is not a charger, but they do have charger spots that are communal, but also broken spot that we rent does have a charger already included. Wow. So he can plug in. It costs him $12 to fill up his car. He has to do it every other week. It's not bad. Wait, what are you all going to do with your other condo? Because I might need a new. She's getting torn up. She's getting renovated. That fast? Mm hmm. Dang. So that's why he's going to my old house while we renovate the condo. We? You're renovating it? We own it together. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. We're partners on the condo. You really do. Did you hear the show yesterday with Tom? Yes. What did you think about this whole Max Maizel? He was on the show before I liked him. I thought he was a nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. He seems like a nice guy. I was listening when he called into Howard and I thought that I just thought it was weird. What was he talking about? He just started. It just sounded. I don't know, Max, but I just I thought it just came across as like he was trying to get, I don't know, some attention by calling and trying to maybe shit on Tom a little bit. But Howard. Shut it down. Yeah. He's like, you know, he loves Tom. And so I just thought it was kind of an odd choice. It would be like him calling in here and and and trying to say something. That we have a development. So after the show yesterday and Max has been on the show before. Yeah. But I was introduced to Max through Tom and, you know, that's how he's on the show. But ultimately, my loyalties are to Tom. Right. So Shane got a text from Max yesterday. Oh, Shanie. Read it. Oh, no. Is it a long? No, it's short. Oh, sorry. I get a lot of text. Is anyone else's search function not working on the iPhone? Well, or maybe it's yours. When I type in Max, it doesn't come up. Basically, no, I want you to read it. OK, find it. Did he hack you? Felicia, now be pause up to thirty eight hundred. I got it. I mean, just grow in like crazy, you know, you realize that. The cats are more popular than you. They're going to surpass your Instagram followers. Whatever. Then I'll just start posting my shows over there. From the perspective of the cat. Yeah. The show. Yeah. Have you followed up on Kat Benatar? Yes, I hear. How is she doing every day from the chump that adopted her? And she gives me updates. She's doing really well. She's happy. Every day. Yeah, she sends. Yeah, for the next two for two weeks, I ask she kind of like check in every day to make sure it's going well. So I don't have to go. Do you think she's happy or I don't know. That's what I worry about. I know. But I think she's happy. Why you want to be happier or no. I want to be happy or well, Sarah has a mansion and two two cats to play with. Well, she has she has a friend. She has a cat too. Good. And so and she said, they're so far, they're like not. They're just checking each other out and it's going very smoothly. Good. So far, they're taking it slow. Yes. Yes. Right. And she knows how to do it. You would know anything about that, LeCandra. No, no. And she's very, she's very sweet. So shout out, Jen, for adopting Kat Benatar. All right. So you found it. Yeah. He texted me at 444 Angel number and said that interview with Tom was very entertaining today. And I would love to talk about this. There's so much more going on. Oh, I love that. It was really good. That was a really good. Wow. So he wants to come on. Can we hear it again? I really like that courtesy of. So here's the thing. That's good. My loyalties are to Tom. So I'm not going to Tom Arnold. Yeah. Yeah. OK. So he loves her legs. OK, so back story. Bob Lewis. Yeah. OK. My dad's been doing stand up. He's on his phone. And Max has been opening for my dad. Yeah. You're just calling Mr. Tom. So Tom. My first name. And he still sells more tickets than Sarah. Dare you. Tom has been coming on the show for like five years since the beginning. Yeah. And he had this comic open for him. Max, who might know from Bethany Frankl show, who is her assistant. But Max's whole bit is I'm sure and I look gay, but I'm straight. OK. Yeah. Oh, he is very short. Yes. So Max is about opening for Tom. But Tom came on the show yesterday and said, hey, I've had some issues with Max. He's not very grateful, not really helping, not really doing the things he used to do. I think I think I'm going to let him go and we really dove into it. And Tom is or Tom was saying Max has been like kind of an issue. Oh, no, Max. So you got to chill. And he seems like a nice guy, but it just sounds like there has been some issues. But I just thought that the Howard thing was weird to know. Monica is very close to Tom. Yeah. So I call Monica and then I had Shane read the text on speakerphone. I'm a shitster, as you know. No. And I said, hey, I'm guessing knowing Tom, he doesn't have an NDA. And she goes, knowing Tom, he probably doesn't. I go, I just think he should know about this text because my, you know, my guess is that Max wanted to come on the show and should talk. Right. And so they were planning on a very slow exit. Like he was going to, he was going to continue to tour with Tom till the end of June. And I suggested to Tom, based on the resentment from both sides, that maybe they should end this sooner like now. Yeah, I feel like maybe yesterday ended it, right? I think so. Yeah. I mean, I feel like there's obviously two sides to every story, but Max calling into Howard and like, like we know that he wants to talk shit. Well, because it was unprovoked, as far as I know, at least, because when I was listening, I didn't hear Howard wasn't talking about Tom. He wasn't talking about anything. And then he just called in and got through because they think he used to intern there or something or work there. And so it just seemed sort of out of nowhere. Playing devil's advocate, do we think Max's POV is that he's being asked to do things he never agreed to do in the first place? Do we think maybe that's his? It's possible. But Shane and I were talking about this, like I'm obviously not an easy, I mean, I know this is going to be shocking to you, Jameson, because we have such a nice relationship, but I'm not the easiest person to work for. No. What? Why? You stopped that right now, Jeff Lewis. Hold on. The lie detector determined that was a lie. Whoa, that is just crazy for me to say. Thank you. So sometimes you've never witnessed it, but I can be difficult. And but there's. What did you say, Shane? No, I think we should play the promo where you're like, man, up you put it. I forgot what that one was. That was the Christmas one. We could play it. Anyway, there are perks to working for me. Yes. But when you sign up, you know that you're going to be asked to do a lot of things that are outside the scope, the original scope of work. Foot massage. Well, I do pay extra for that, though. Right. That's so I paid Alyssa. She does. She's very good at foot massage. It was an hour and I paid her $150 cash. That's great. Wow. So now on your feet for a whole hour. Now. So by the way, how many white clothes LeKinder could buy for that? That's four charges. Oh, that's a lot of charges. So, you know what she said to me? So she did that like maybe a week ago on Sunday. I think she was leaving her shift was up. And on the way out, she goes, hey, if you decide you would like a foot massage this week, I'll come over. Oh, wow. Because she wants the hundred fifty bucks. She's motivated. Entrepreneurial. Yeah. That's good. Aurora is also rubbing my feet, but I don't give her any extra money because she's not good. She's not good. You need somebody with small hands to rub your feet. Well, you think so? I think big hands. I like small hands. So you can get up and I have a small foot. So I like a small, I like little hands on my feet. That's what I that's just how that's how I like every woman, you know, my body, my choice, you know what I mean? Yeah. Everybody has to make their own choice. Yeah, it's your choice. Whether you want big hands or small hands. Yeah. On my on my feet, I want small hands. OK, well, good to know. For just that, not for everything, men, for other things, I do like a big hand. Oh, yeah. Because it's got the whole thing's got to fit up there, you know. I was thinking about for hanging picture. Putting together furniture and stuff. Right. Yeah. That's what I meant. Speaking of big hands, let's talk about the Portland bangers for a second. Yeah. All right. At this point. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of sports teams. Do you own four? Come on. Yeah. So we have the Portland bangers, the Portland cherry bombs, the Portland pickles. And then we are part owners of the Lake County Captains, which is a minor league team to the Cleveland Guardians. But we brought a bunch of merch. Everyone can see bangers and cherry bombs merch. And there's a bag for Monroe. Oh, thank you. Cape Can because a little cutest little John got it for cherry bombs. Or so sweetie got John was like, oh, I got Monroe, a little cherry bomb shirt and a little cherry bomb. Are you serious? Yeah. And then he got her a little banger plushie, which she's probably a little too old for. But you could tell her it's like a little boo boo or something. It's like a little boo boo. OK. The Portland cherry bombs, they're young girls, right? They're like pre-professionals, so they're probably, yeah, early 20s. So these boys are very young. They're too young for me. That's the Portland bangers. Yeah, they're too young. You haven't seen their hands yet, have you? Yeah, I haven't. But they don't even use them. How old are the Portland bangers? Are they legal? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, because I have a big backyard if they want to practice. OK, that's fun. I know. With not a blade of grass. You know, they can come practice in the parking lot of vans. Just to jump out there with Alyssa massaging his feet, watching the bangers and the actors. That's hot. I also have an outdoor shower if they need to shower afterwards. That's a good, that's a very generous of you. So this is, you said this is pre-professional? Yeah. I love that. Oh my goodness. You know what? Is there something, because I had a meeting yesterday at Monroe School and I was like, maybe we should start thinking about college now. Like, is she going to be able to get in college? Like, where would she go? And they said it would be really good if she took up a sport. Is there any? Can she be a part of the cherry bombs? Sure. Not really. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, she's we got to do something. She's on the roster already. You're going to get your Lori Laughlin on. I like it. Do what you got to do. I have to do something. You did. What did they say, Shane, yesterday? Yeah, because I said we got to get her into a sport or something to get her in college. And what did they say? They said, I don't think that's her path. Not sports? No. John could come over and teach her how to kick a football. And we could just. We need something, Sarah, just to get her into junior college. I think she loves, she loves to make her jewelry. She loves sewing. I feel like she's going to be like more of a FIT girl fashion. She can have her own Etsy page. Yeah. She can make stuff. What about Posh? Poshmark. Yeah. Slash. Like she sell. Yeah, like selling your stuff. Selling beautiful things you bought her. I see my shit on the. Yeah. OK, or Chas Dean's, you know, products. Right. Chas Dean's products. We could sell that. She could be a Dean doll. She's already, she can just go ahead and put up that cherry bumps t-shirt we bought her. And I said, I go, I go, are you going to be holding her back? But just, just tell me. Yeah. They go, no, she's we're going to, we're going to pass that. We're going to, we're going to, she's going fourth grade. I said, I don't mind if you hold her back, actually. Because then I get her home another year. Right. So I don't mind if they keep holding her back. Yeah. So she wants to repeat third because then she'll be like 21 in a sophomore. She'll be 21 in ninth grade. Hey. You're going with that. No, she's doing really well. Yeah. That's good. Really is. Yeah. She told the teacher that she can walk in high heels. Oh. There's a sport. Yeah. She can do runways. She can walk in high heels. Wow, that's impressive. Especially does she, has she ever, she doesn't have any that fit her feet. No. I think she walks in Grammys high heels. Oh, OK. Well, that's actually very talented. So she thinks that's a talent. Yeah. But that's not going to get her in college. But putting on shoes that are too big for you and being able to walk around is nothing to sneeze at. Yes. That's coordination. Correct. Mm-hmm. Now, what's happening with Tate? Now, Tate is your cousin, right? John's cousin. Yeah. And we just saw him on Sunday. He's cute, LeCandra. Where did you see him? Where were you? We went to the Angels game and then, and he was there with his parents who were in town from Canada. And then we all went and had a drink at the brewery afterwards. So to back up, you flirted with, you look confused. You know who Tate is? I don't remember him. That was so long ago. Oh, you were at a party. Oh, let me remind you. Let me remind you. Hey, how was that? Boy, that burger was good. Oh, yeah. You liked the burger. Yeah, sure was. I really liked that burger. Did you like that burger? Well, did y'all have burgers? I want to have another burger. Well, you knew what. That was your wonderful flirtation. That's me. That's me. But OK, I do remember him a little vaguely. But I'm glad y'all had a lovely evening. Did he ask about her? He didn't. But only because I think his parents were there. So he doesn't talk about dating and whatnot with his parents there. I just think, it's OK. He doesn't have to ask about me. That's OK. I didn't ask about him. No, you didn't. See? No. I know. But how is he? He's good. Is he dating anyone? He's not. Why is this not happening? I don't know. The kindre's fun. I know. And he's got a lot of time on her hands to date. He can come pick me up while my car is charging. He could take me on a date while my car is charging. He's going to have to because your car can't make it to Orange County. Yes, that's true. Oh, I'm not going to Orange County, baby. He'll have to come see me. He can come see me. The five goes both ways. Yeah, but oh, thank you, Joe. Thanks, Jameson. Jameson decided to fix the kindre. Yeah. She's just figuring out this radio thing. We've used that before. I'm new to this. So Ty is here today. He's in the green room. We are still waiting for his luggage from ship and play. Oh, let me track it. I've asked Ty what was in there. And he said that he had all his dress clothes. So his dress shirts, his slacks, his nice shoes, clothes, vitamins, supplements, they're all in that bag, which I believe is still in Memphis. Let me let me live track right now. Oh my God, that's not too far from my parents. But he said that. Maybe they could pick it up. My mom, I'm going to go get it. He said one of the labels came off. So how are they tracking it if it doesn't have a label on it? Yeah, they're trying to figure out what went wrong. They said that. Yeah, the label. It's in LA. Oh, are you serious? As of 7.53 this morning. OK, but. Oh, great. OK. OK, I love. They say that they'll be to your house before noon. However, it's not out for delivery yet. So that's kind of hard to just. It's not going to be there by noon. No, it's not. No, it's not. I mean, his. We get it today. Right. He starts his new job tomorrow. That's just in time. Get those supplements. Yeah. Well, he needs the nice, nice clothes. Oh, yeah. He ran the North Shore. He's got that. Yeah, he could. You're right. He can wear what you're wearing tonight. Just have him. Oh, you're right. He could just borrow my stuff. It's just a butt. Except it's going to be very loose on him. But like, wow, it's like very oversized. Especially around the stomach area. He's really very content, Rosie. OK. All right. I like his scruff. Yeah, it looks good. It looks really good on him. You know what, Ryan? I really want to thank Ryan in Orange County, who calls and fat shames me, because I've lost a few pounds. Every day he calls, I eat less. Oh, really? I know. But then I go home hungry and it was synced with the miles, so broken and I went to Taco's Cabanon. You didn't go to El Mariachi? I'm not about to go. Oh, you need to be. You know there was a live performance last night. Were you there? Where? El Mariachi. No, we didn't go. Are you kidding? I know, we didn't go. Sico de Mayo. I know, it's going to be too crowded. There was a live performance, a Mariachi band, by Amor de Mexico. Oh, we should have gone. You should have gone. And there was all you can eat tacos. Oh, my God. And I know you'll like this. Drink specials. Wow. Do they have a charger there? No. Can we call? If they have a charger, you should go there. El Mariachi. On Monday, they have half off Mondays. Do tienes el charger? Wait, donde está su charger? Shane, did she get that right? That was perfection. It was pretty good. You know, I am a linguist. Yes. I need that guy to call him fat, Shane, me too. Me too. I'm going to give Ryan my phone number so he could just send me nasty texts all day. Oh, yeah. Because I waited at 1.98 this morning. That's good. Wait, can we all do that? Well, I got to tell you, we were pushing like 202. We hit the two? Oh, yeah. That's why I got scared. Yeah, we were at 202 Sunday night. Wow. You can't weigh yourself in a Sunday night. What are you doing? You got to do like Jameson just Fridays, and that's it. Friday morning. That's my win. Damn, you fat. Yeah. You are workshopping some new sounds today, Jameson. They're courtesy of Keith. We have to give him the flowers. Can you say, let's do some new soundage? I love it. No, but you got to do what he does. Just Friday morning. Friday morning is the way. No, I weigh myself twice a day. He's obsessive. Do you measure it too? It's not good for you. Not yet. You need to measure because you have problems with this. Shane, you need to start measuring me. Can't reach. If you need any injections, peptides, Shane has perfected. Thank you. OK, I'm going to call you. We've made our second kitchen a clinic. Oh my god. And that's where I get all of my injections. Oh my gosh, because I need to get on something because I need to lose weight. Shane, you could be an injector. Thank you so much. Like I swear to God, you could work at Nurse Jamie's now. Because you've had so many years of experience, and he uses this vibrating tool, and he puts it right above where he's going to inject. I don't feel anything. Oh, it helps like make the pain go away? There's no pain. I don't feel anything. I'm coming over to charge. It tricks your nerves. I'm vibrating. Oh, they do that. I've done that before, and they give me a quarter zone shot. They did like a freeze it first or something, and then they do it. This is vibrating. It's a similar. And he puts it right above where he's going to inject, and it kind of tricks your body. So I don't feel anything. Interesting. What all are we injecting? Come over to the clinic. What all are we injecting? We learn. Glow stack. Wait, what's that? Glow stack. It helps just scan. It's not the NADs then. No, it's three peptides in one. Oh. BPC-157. Oh, that's what I need. Does that help you lose weight? That's what, where do you get it? No, but my skin actually does look better. Molly Sims, she's very critical of my skin. She says it looks a lot better. I mean, I think it has a lot to do with Molly's products too, but I have been doing the glow stack as well. But I also do testosterone, and you don't need any more of that, Sarah. No, I don't need any more beard. I already got to get rid of what I have. Now, we do want to announce we have a live event It's Chomps at Bay. This is our second show in San Francisco. It's Thursday, July 30th. There is only 400 seats, so they're going to go quickly. Same tiers. We're doing the VVIP 100. I think 100 tickets with the VVIP, which is the meet and greet before the cocktail hour. Then we have 100, no, we have 200 VIPs and only 100 general admission. So that is Thursday night, July 30th. Here is the lineup. Oh my God. Drum roll, please. This is exclusive. Myself, Doug, Jameson, Shane. Alisa Donovan, LeKendra Tux, Todd Lewis, Kean and Liz will be there. 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Eligibility, credit check in terms of apply, credit by EE Limited, claim from Samsung within 30 days of purchase. Verify best network at EE.caddy.caddy.claims. Now, you just renamed the live event on July 30th, Sarah. Sarah at Bay. Yeah. And friends. And Bay is going to be the B-A-E. Yeah. Yeah. And we just added Max Miselle to the... Yes. Yes. Right, to the lineup. Yes. So he's going to open. He's going to close. He's going to do it. Yeah, he's closing. He's going to do it. You're opening for him. I'm opening for him. It's just my new thing. You were in New York recently. Yes. Correct? Yes. So walk us through this. Oh, God. What is it? You went to the mind of a serial killer exhibition and you were a spokesperson? Yes. You did all of the media. I was on Pix 11. I was on Inside Edition. I was on Fox. I'm in The Guardian. Okay. I saw a photo of you on Fox, I think. Yeah, no, it was amazing. So good. You just promoted. Well, I'm there because like, okay, so like when there's like an opening of the exhibition, all of the media comes out. So I'm the person that's doing all of the media with them. Like I'm doing the interviews. Like PR. Yes. That's who hired me. You're doing the interviews. You're talking to me like, tell me about this mind of a serial killer. And I'm like, well, over here, this is Ted Bundy's 1968 Volkswagen Beetle, which he used to use to abduct women. Like I'm like that. So you have, I mean, you have to be very knowledgeable. I do. Yeah. I have to get, or at least fake it till you make it. I got to get out there and I got to at least act like I know what I'm talking about, but I am an amazing actress. So can I ask you, was there a question? I'm sure there was at least one, if not 20, that you didn't have the answer to. You knew the answers or- I know the answer. I'm not going to fake it till you make it. I'm just curious if you, because you know who Carrie, um, Berkman Lewis, she's a good bullshit or two. Yeah. Like when she doesn't know the answer to something, she makes it sound so convincing that I think it's real. But now I know, and you do too, Shane. 100%. Yeah. Well, you know, studies show that actually like 68% of people do that. So I just made that up. That was good. That was really good. I believed it. So they were actually very pleased with you. They were. And now they're, wait, I don't know if you want us, I mean, I'm, they're, they're asking you to come back. Oh, oh my God. You're, it's a review of me. This is the review. Oh my God. I mean, this is from the company that hired you. Hell yeah. LeCandra Tux, who flew in from LA with less than 24 hours notice, stepped in as spokesperson and celebrity host, learned 19 serial killer cases, characteristics and investigative insights in just a few hours and then welcome more than 100 guests into the experience. Wow. I mean, this makes you sound like a real professional. It does make me sound that way. What did you learn about serial killers? Oh my gosh. So much. I actually would have been interested in going to this. Was it a beetle? Was it really a beetle? It's still there. He used a 1968 Volkswagen Beetle and he took the passenger seat out. So then you had no choice but to get in the back seat. And that messed up. That's a red flag right there. 19s. This was back in the day. And he was hot. He was hot. I don't know if I'd use the word hot, but I think back then he was hot. For those times he was attractive. I mean, I would say he's maybe like a seven, but I'm not getting in a sevens car with no passenger seat. He was a comia. I would crawl right into the trunk for a seven. Oh, Shane, you always call me out. But no, yeah. It's back in the day. People were more trusting, but we also had, um, what's his name? Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh yeah. Jeffrey Dahmer. They recreated his apartment where there was a, when the police found his apartment, there was a head in the fridge. Gay stuff. Oh yeah. That's what he was into. Why did they use Jeff Lewis design for that? They could have called actually they could have called you. You could have done some good recreations. I could have done Dahmer's apartment. They had Dahmer's apartment. They did, um, the BTK killer. The way over budget. The beat buying torture kill. That guy. I don't know. They did his living room and it really, it was scary because it really looked like your grandma's house because they had that old carpet. Where was the chump B and B? Doug, Doug shed. Oh, you know what? They're going to add that for the next one. For the next one. For 27. Yeah. For the next exhibition. For the next iteration of this. Definitely. And when people asked me about that, I did say, listen, we've got more serial killers to come. Yeah. Especially next year. One in particular. Chris Hansen's been tracking him. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And that's the world where this firm continues to hire you to promote. There you have new projects. She's got three other events. And that world is called earth because. Because baby is happening. I'm, yeah, I'm working. I'm working on the next event. I'm going to Denver today. Today. Today. And what are you doing there? Today is Vincent. It's a Vincent van Gogh exhibition. So I had to learn everything about Vincent van Gogh. What do you know about him? Oh my gosh. Oh, I love him. First of all. First of all. Is that what you're going to say in the press? Yeah. I love Vincent van Gogh. Honestly, if he and I, like we would have been besties. Like he. Oh, you think? Oh, definitely. You think he'd want to be friends with you? Yes. Okay. What's so great about him? Well, you know what? It really, you know, may as mental health awareness, mom. Did you know that? That is the truth. That is the truth. I say, I don't, I don't believe anything she says. No, we don't know. 68% of Americans are not up to date on their mental health codes. You know, there's mental health codes. Do you know about this? Oh yeah. There's mental health codes. Is anyone buying this? You're just making things up. She doesn't know about van Gogh. She doesn't know about van Gogh. She's vamping. No, but let me just have one thing about van Gogh. Okay. Let me tell you, he did. Now this is why it's important right now during the month of May, which is also my birthday month. It is important because May is mental health awareness. Makes sense. Yeah. It's mental health awareness month. Well, he actually had a lot of mental health issues and his most famous work, Starry Night, he actually created that from memory whilst he was in the asylum. Oh, and he died at only 37. But look at his impact. Look at his impact, y'all. So you can, you can get a lot of stuff done in 37 years. Honestly, if you just say whilst a couple of times during a sentence, I'll think you're really smart. Yeah. So then you go to Oakland to talk about dinosaurs. I'm doing dino's alive. Yep. That's next week. Dino's alive? It's called Dino's Alive. It's in Oakland. Also in the Bay. I'll check out the Bay. Oh, check out Cobbs. I'll check it out while I'm there. I'll just be like, you guys. When are you going? Jameson, can I borrow your clipboard? I'm going to be like, I'm here to inspect. I heard the chumps are going to be here. When are you going? To Oakland next week. Are you doing a show there? No. Do you know anything about dinosaurs? Oh, I know a lot about dinosaurs. Name three of them. Stegosaurus, Tyrannosaurus rex and the Triceratops. Good ones. Isn't that a... And the Brontosaurus. The Tyrannosaurus. The Brontosaurus. The Tyrannosaurus. The Brontosaurus. Why did they become extinct, LeCandra? Because the caveman came and killed them all. That's what humanity does to animals. That's not what happened at all. That's what I heard. I heard the Neanderthals came in with their fire and their wheel. So you think the caveman killed the dinosaurs? Definitely. So it wasn't an asteroid? No. An asteroid. You know, I grew up in church. Okay. This is feeling a little church. An asteroid. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No. So I'm doing dinos next week. Yeah, Van Gogh this week. When are you going to have time to work at the yoga studio for 20 minutes? Well, we got to talk about that. Your certification is supposed to be May 17th. You've already missed two classes. You missed one more and we're done. No. Well, I've already made plans. Me and my instructors, they know right now that I'm busy. They know that I'm in demand. But I'm also in demand for yoga sculpt. So listen, I'm being spread then. I am being spread right now. But that's okay. I'm very spread. Do they have chargers at these exhibitions? Because I think that's important. That is important. For people with electric cars. San Francisco. And the bay for sure. And Denver for sure. Because Denver is a very environmentally friendly town. So if anyone wants to come to these exhibitions, you are assuring them that they have chargers. Absolutely. Come. Come with your car. Come with the car on zero. And you can charge your car whilst. Like Andrew tells you. Bullshit. I believe. How many, I think we have a lot of chargers there at the Cobbs Club, right? In San Francisco. There's parking. You're going to have to have a lot since I got announced today. You're going to have to have a few chargers. A lot of electric cars. How many chargers do they have? Dozens. Dozens. Yeah. Actually, I just read a report that they've got 17. Okay. So just go and buy your tickets now and you can charge your. You can charge your vehicle. While you're watching. Whilst. Whilst. Now, Sarah, you have a couple live events coming up. Yes. Please come to see me and speaking of the bay, you can come see me do an hour of standup before you see me at the bay in June, fourth and fifth in Sunnyvale, August, third through ninth in Vegas, September 24th to 26th in Batavia, Illinois, Sarah, colonia.com or to come. Oh, Sarah, I'm going to come to the Vegas one. Oh, good. It's so fun. I do a whole week there. It's so fun. Yeah. Shall we go? I'm going to miss another class of yoga. No, I have to miss one tonight. Unfortunately. That's your third one. No, no, this is my second one. Okay. I'm only allowed to miss two. So then that's it. So now I have, trust me, like for my Oakland trip, I might even have to take the bus because I have to get there, do my stuff and then I have to get back. I don't have my own plane yet. Why don't you drive? Take jet suite. I could drive. I look at your car and then sometimes you do get, what do they call it when you're nervous about charging paranoia or something like that? Also, I don't want to drive all the way there. I'd rather be on the bus and then I can sleep. Yeah, no, I'm old school. I don't have a problem getting on the bus. Okay. Is jet suite go to Oakland? Yeah. I looked at, but the timing doesn't work because I have to be there early in the morning. I'm doing like morning shows. I've got, you know, I've got a lot. I'm doing radio show. I'm sorry, Jeff. The bus could stop or break down or something. What a better not. Because I got to get to Oakland. But I did give myself some wiggle room. If I have to hitchhike, I'll get there. All right. So I do want to change the subject. Okay. Why? I'm talking about my travel plans. I'm sorry. Oscar has a big birthday coming up. Oh my God. When is it Oscar? It's on Monday, May 11th. Oh my God. Happy birthday. You're a tourist. Now, Oscar did a post yesterday asking friends and family, whoever else, for birthday gifts. Okay. And he has, he's included a list of items that you would like other people to buy you. Correct? My personal friends and family. Yeah. And I think it also said and anyone else, which means chumps, but you should because chumps will buy everything on the list. Oh my God. I need to do this. So let's go over some of this. Let's go over what you are looking for. Oh wow. What do we got? Brogan got you. What did Brogan get? No, he didn't. He didn't buy it. Oh. But there's the options for the Dr. Schultz inserts. Oh yes. I got you a Portland banger sweatshirt. Yeah. I'll let him decide. Okay, wait a minute. I actually love those Dr. Schultz inserts. Is that an L and John finals? There's a, there's. You have a record player? So I put the inserts because Jameson recommended me those because I have plantar fasciitis, unfortunately, marching banyurs. Oh my God. So. And they're great. I put them in all my shoes. Oscar, I love that you're a tourist like me. You need, okay. So 10 Dr. Schultz inserts. What's this? The danger is open. And how much are those? Okay. Those are $15 and 27 cents. Okay. Where do people go to your Instagram? Where do people go to buy you birthday gifts? Oscar the voice, right? Yes. So. What else is he looking for, Sarah? I don't know what this is. GRD, TNA world. And then it stops. Oh, that's a belt, but that was just a ridiculous gift kind of a shot to my brother. It's a 1,1999. It's not that bad. Someone can afford that. For a weight belt. Yeah. You've been telling us that they're $400. Okay. What else? Okay. We got the diamonds, the Elton John vinyl. Okay. Okay. What else? Record player. What else you got over there? Okay. I don't have that one yet. Okay. You've got to get that. Good. Another Michael Jackson album. Did you see the movie yet? Yes, I did. And I loved it. It was great. Oh my gosh. I need to go see it. Also at Ninja Krispy. Now this is good. The Ninja Krispy. Somebody get Oscar this. What is that? Is it an air fryer? Yes, it is an air fryer. It's an air fryer, but you can also do a whole. You just don't want a toaster. You can do a whole rotisserie chicken in there too. I'm getting in the Breville. You can get a whole chicken in there. You can get my Breville. Yeah, I want to get him a Breville. The juicer? The juicer. Oh, the Ninja Krisper. What about, are there any Funko pops in there? You better believe it. There is one Funko. Oh my gosh, Oscar. It's a dinosaur. What? For those who don't know, dinosaurs also are available in the form of a Funko. It's actually an alligator. It's a... I'm so glad you're doing the dinosaur exhibit. You know, caveman also made the alligator. Right. An alligator is actually... No, the alligator still exists. No, I know. I was just joking. What else? Isn't there a Funko Pop Protector? Oh yeah, there are protectors in there. Oh, is this the Pop Shield? Okay, these little thingies. Oh, like a display case? I love that. It's pretty bold going on Instagram and asking for birthday gifts. It's kind of a smart thing. You only turn 29 months. You only turn 29 months. A lot of my extended family live in other states and they just suggested I put everything in a blink and they'll just purchase it for me. You know who probably does that? It's the Los. Oh, she has a link. Yeah, for sure. I should get a dang link. What's this? Your birthday's in May. My birthday is literally two Kins day's from today. Where's the link? What day is it? May 20th. You need a link. You need a link. Okay, y'all, I'm gonna post my link. Follow me at the Kinsley Toast. You need a registry. I do need a registry. For your birthday. I need a birthday registry. You know what you should ask for? What birthday? A charger. Okay, I need a charger. I need a... What else do people put on their registration? An encyclopedia about dinosaurs? Yes. Y'all, get me some dinosaur information. How old are you? But you're turning. God, I should have posted for my birthday. Oscar, how old are you turning? I'll be 29 on one day. Me too. 30 on this birthday. I'm gonna want gifts. Except everything I want is really expensive. I needed the rich chumps to... Well, we've got them. Well, y'all got them. Y'all got some rich chumps. Y'all got some rich chumps. I love that for y'all. Well, so if you go to at Oscar the Voice, make sure to pick up a gift for Oscar. Yeah. I appreciate it. I'll put a link in there so you could just like get a $5 gift card and find your people get that. If you sell them all, you should add more to the list. Because I think the chumps today are gonna buy all that shit. Also put your Venmo because maybe they could just give you money. There's a gift card option in there. It goes up to two grand. Did you also add coloring books, crayons, Legos, puzzles... You're so cute, Oscar. All my Disney ears and stuff. Yeah. I love that. Oh, the Disney pass. Oh, that's a good idea. Someone will buy that for you. Not me. Put me down for an insult, Oscar. What are they, $15? Yeah. How many are you gonna get? One. Just one? Yeah. Not even a pair? I'll get one and you get one. Yeah. There's two. You want it? You want in? Yeah, I'll get you an insult. So now those are $15. Now he's got three insults. Someone better buy a fourth. He's gonna be all lopsided. Yeah. I love that. This is exciting, I think. This is good. Happy early birthday. I love that you're a two. Are you doing anything exciting for your birthday? You going to Disneyland? Oh, it's Mother's Day. That's what's your birthday? Oh, it's Mother's Day the day before this year. So this time... Will your mom celebrate this year? No, it's too close to Mother's Day. So my mom's birthday is also in May. So she's going to San Diego with my dad at the end of the month. Oh, that's sweet. Okay, that's how they celebrate. And you're not invited? No, I'll be taking care of Bambi. So are they gonna do anything for your birthday, your parents? We'll get you a cupcake or something? I don't know, actually. A cookie. We gotta do something for him. Yeah, a little... Y'all gotta do something for me. Although it's coming up so quick, though. We don't have time to plan. Oh, Monday. You guys. Okay, like, my birthday is coming up. Oh, it's all in Monday. We're acting like it's not going to also be my birthday. What... Two Ken's days from now. Two Ken's days from today. It's also my birthday. I'm going to Cabo. We should celebrate together. LeCandra, we should go together. I think you guys have different interests. I'm going to Cabo for your birthday. You are going to be in Cabo on my birthday? Well, the day after. I'm coming. Yeah. I might come. How was that Cinco de Mayo celebration on the seventh floor? The fiesta. I did not attend. Did you go ask her? Oh, yeah. How was the food? Tacos. They had ganasada tacos, chicken tacos, rice beans. Boyo. Arroz. So good. If I was eating, I would have gone. Mexican Coke, jaditos. Where was it from, do you know? I don't know, actually. But it was good. It was really good. Yeah, the salsa was so good. No one else went, huh? Why didn't you take it? Oh, because you're IBS. You wouldn't. You'd have to go home early. So careful with your tummy. Yeah, with the salsa and the spices. Oh, my gosh. The beans and the rice. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM, as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.