Salty Utah Queens - The Ballad of Beredith (RHOSLC S6E19 Reunion Pt. III)

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Remember we went to the Brat show. It was a really fun summer. It was a good summer. It was the last good summer. The last good summer before that was honestly like 2015. And then it took nine years, but then we had one good summer and then the summers were taken away. And then the torture started. And then the torture began. But we had it. So we had something. We had Camelot for a moment. Hi, guys. Welcome back to the recap. We are back. We're doing a recap live. we just watched the final reunion episode live in the stew with our take to the range and above patreon subscribers with our incredible engineers mo and ian it's been a wild ride it's been fun we have tons of questions what it has been fun it's been fun it's been fun it has been um we have Tons of questions from the viewers. So we'll dig in. First and foremost, though, Brandi Glanville, new face reveal. New head alert, Brandi Glanville. After Parasite Gate, she's debuted her new face at Kemosabe. Did she debut her face at Sundance? She did. She went to Sundance and said, I have a new head. And she went to the Kemosabe party. Wait, which head in this is her new head? On the right. Okay. Wait, but... So she's been... We've been waiting for the follow-up to her pre-Christmas announcement that they have identified what the parasite is and that there is a treatment. Yeah. For a month and a half, we've been waiting to solve the face mystery. Is she wearing a wig, by the way? Yeah, I think in that. She's wearing a wig on top of her hair. There's also a hair mystery, but we won't dig into that today. Okay. let's can we scroll up does she reveal oh yeah it's down no but did she reveal the face mystery no no she just said i got plastic surgery and now i have a new head she's still she's not shared if she's received any specific diagnosis but she discussed working with multiple doctors and dentists no but remember in december she said that but she still has not revealed but she's debuted her new face so is we don't know if it's solved the mystery continues the mystery lives but okay i'm starting to think that the mystery was just like i fucking hate the way i look and i want to facelift well let's go down because the reveal is down there we all deal i deal with that mystery constantly oh wait no i think i texted you the photos of you and john the photos of her new face which we will put on the screen and it is slightly shocking so she was at sundance there's the last sundance in utah everybody who's everybody was there and brandy said this is my time this is my head what do you think she went some people debut a new head so people on the streets they debut a new head like on the red carpet some people debut a new head at the on the catwalk but brandy has debuted a new head at sundance that's kimosabi that's appropriate to debut wait that's it no yeah she was at some what is it what's the people magazine people.com's oh i'm like this just stole my soul from austin power it does it's very ivana trump it's kind of a sleigh the hat is a sleigh but the look it's a little this is a bit jocelyn it's a little like carol channing like late in life carol channing wait how did she manage she just aged 43 years since the last time we checked in she has been battling a face parasite but it looks like there's no parasite to be found or maybe the parasite is finally one no i think i think she is i think she's like this is it this is me this is this is it it's a bit mj no but she's happy you know i'm I'm not getting the info that I need right now. Can we say what People, what did People Magazine? But you know what? She's happy. So I'm happy for her because she's like, I look great. I look fucking hot. Okay, wait. There are two kinds of microorganisms. One. This is a suggestion. A microbacterium and there's others of fungus. They can be difficult to treat. Oh, and fucking Terry Dubrow is the one who. Terry was like, her health issues are a ticking time bomb. I'd say her mental health issues are a ticking time bomb. So there still is no, you know. But it must be, I think if you get a new head, I don't know if a surgeon is going to operate on your face and do a facelift and like do all this head work on you. If you have an active parasite that's traveling from one side of your face to another. Well, they did with her. No, but they I'm saying they didn't because she doesn't have one. I fully I am. I like. You think that the surgeon was like, you know what? No, I think they literally were operating on her face and they opened up her cheek and they just saw. And she went like this. She's like alien. No, I think that she. You thought they were like, you have an active parasite traveling around your head. You're an incredible candidate. She put nair on her face. I don't believe that she had like an actual like. I think that she's had a full blown mental breakdown. A Menti B. I think that her she might have even been Menti Bede prior to going with Caroline. I think she has been battling substance. I mean, it's one battle. I'm not going to I'm not going to like assume anything, but just from her performance on Beverly Hills, she had a lot of issues. We'll just say that. And I think she was spiraling from her the fallout of her marriage, the cheating. She was like the village. The marriage. edge it's eddie cibrian i think she's still like never got over that oh leaving her for leanne rhymes who by the way whose teeth are falling out why does she look amazing on the right and then well she was something's askew she was putting a look for the sundance i also will say i saw her what like clomping down melrose sometime last year you did yeah i told you that oh right um and she did it was very much like i think i black out anything like everything i say i think i black every story i tell you no but brandy like she's just so dark to me but i do think that she's always been one foot in like the other side not death she's one foot in the abyss at all the abyss of life and i think that this is probably a year's worth of years and years worth of like stress staring into the void and that so now but i she's like look she's like i look fierce and i'm like she kind of does look this is truly from sunnance yeah look up i'm in a state of absolute disbelief i i'm not spreading misinformation i'm not i'm not accusing you of anything i'm just i'm in a state of disbelief page six brandy glanville debuts new look after crippling facial disfigurement oh my god yeah this is she made an appearance on sunday at sundance this is the whole look woof i don't know what is real anymore her eyes are very like her eyes got bigger yeah she got that big eye surgery that's what i'm trying to get it is i think it is the makeup i think it's like a little her look is very kind of like courtney love and i like that i don't love this clutch it's madame bijou from titanic the drawing of like the woman in france who waits at the bar with all her like fineries on that's what she looks like she's a muse at this point she's very much she's a muse this is her final form is muse i feel like she could kind of go like an amanda laporte or not amanda laporte amanda lear route and just be like this mysterious muse and just rocker she should release another single yeah her hand looks can we go down to the shoes no this is where i said i'm writing a letter to daddy i kind of like it no i like it that's why i was like this is very courtney love like yeah i think her baby doll i think they just went a little too like pasty with the foundation and they gave her like that this i don't know what the smoky eye it's a little raccoon i don't know what's happening but i think if she had just lightened up a little on the on the makeup it would have been cuter but i don't know I still would I pray that we get some answers but I also my intuition I already know the answer I just want to acknowledge because for me it's like the answer I know the answer but the answer makes me sad and the answer is like she's unwell yeah you almost don't want you don't want so but if she said i was i have the diagnosis and it was truly a diagnosis then it would be like oh my god like it was actually not that she was insane the whole time she looks confident i think many insane people look confident i'm just saying like she wasn't it's like a hallmark no but she wasn't true insanity is the ultimate confident but she wasn't like leaving her home for like a year she Her mom was slathering Nara on her face to try to smoke the parasite out, basically. And then she was at that shopping. I know, but then she was like, what I really needed, I was insane. And what I really needed was plastic surgery. Just like a nice suite of plastic surgery. That's 90% of LA. I know. Well, it's kind of like old school plastic surgery, though. It's very, it's vintage. It's like kind of vintage. And it's, I'm, she looks chic to me. You're choosing chic? Yeah. I'm choosing chic too. I'm going to approach this from a place of positivity and say that she's the chicest person alive right now. She's giving like midnight in Paris. Absolutely. Okay, so we have some questions from our live audience. They say, okay, what candle is burning? Carrie, care to share? Tuscan Rosemary from the Flamingo Estate, which is based here in LA. We, in our house, love these candles. And we got a chance to go there once and it's amazing. It's beautiful. They have a bunch of good shit. They have soap. They have a lot of stuff. You can get it all online. Go get it all online. Yeah. They're pretty affordable, too. They're not crazy. They're not break the bank. The throw... It takes a minute. It wasn't throwing at first, but now the throw... Is intense. ...is happening and now I'm transported a bit. You're in... I'm in Tuscany. Yeah. I'm smelling some rosemary. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. I like it. I would give it, I'm going to give it a B plus. B plus is great. Yeah. B plus is like a good score on IndieWire for a movie. I'm going to give it a B plus. All right, cool. Industry thoughts. Love. Love. Fucking love. I love what they're setting up. They went, I was like at the end when they go to Deutsche Bank, I'm going, they're back in Pia Point. Oh, I love a bank. I was missing a big bank. And that Irish redhead guy. I know. Love him. He's been through it. I was. really nervous at first i was hesitant to really embrace this new era of industry because i did i missed pierpont pierpont pierpoint your point i missed pierpoint i missed them being just like making trades on the floor with their big computers oh they're trading but now what i love even more and i didn't know that i would love this so much a trip big computers trading in luxury hotel rooms. I love Harper and Eric back together. Like the band is back together again. I think they're like truly father daughter and I just love their vibe. And I love Sweet Pea coming back. I love her. And I loved Yasmin's like Austrian moment. I love when she sees like the Hitler painting and she's just like, oh fuck, where are we? I love that she speaks every language that has ever been invented. Yeah, that's a mark of a true like rich person, Rich, rich person. I love the three-way. Three-way was great. Kiki's great. Kiernan Shipka, a sleigh. Kit Harington has never been hotter than me. He is really hot. I love how he was like, I didn't want that. You're the only one I want. She's like, shut up and fuck her. You know you want to. No, it's good. And her smoking a cig. She knows what needs to happen to keep her man afloat. But I will say they're setting up some of the highest stakes I've ever seen on industry so far. Like if they they're Harper's trying to terminate. She's trying to terminate this company. Also, I'm like, can I invest? I want to I want to throw some cash into Harper's big short plan. The big she's short. She's the big short. She's going full war. She's shortened. And Yaz is just trying to keep her man alive. but I fear for their future if this company goes down. But I think Yaz is also, I think he's like, also gearing up to like, be like the prime minister. Who? Her man? Yeah Henry I feel like she setting him up for like big things She trying to but if this company tanks I think his mental health it tenuous at best Yeah but I just love like she He lost his last company when they debuted it and it sent him into yummy.com. It sent him into like a total spiral. It caused him to like marry Jasmine. Jasmine. Yasmin. But I think... I realize also I don't think I know anyone's names on industry, really. But Yasmin and Harper will be at war again. They're already at war. No, they are at war even when they're best friends. Who was the person that was like, why are you in this meeting to Yasmin? I was like, I'm going to fucking kill you. It was a good question. True. Why? She just gets to be in the meeting. But remember, she wasn't even... She was not the best... She wasn't good at her job. No. she's like kind of fails into situations and then gets to be there because men want to fuck her and she's sort of like resigned to this life yeah but now she's like i gotta make the best out of it no i gotta get this i gotta like do whatever it takes to make sure to stabilize this mental patient and make sure that he's like she's basically married to brandy glanville yeah Except if Brandy Glanville became Kit Harington and was English. And was a lord or a sir and had like, he's a lord and had like eight billion pounds. I love it. I love it. I love it. I know. I was sad. And I love the Enya needle drop. Yeah. I was sad when it was over. I know. I was really excited for it. If it's getting me in a place of ribs, which I know that that's like when I get excited about TV. Like food? Yeah, because when I get really excited on a Sunday night, I go, mama like it makes me want to order a half rack. Is Charlie Heaton going to come back into the mix, do you think? The guy who tried to get- He's in the mix. He's doing takedowns. Kiki was like, I'm sorry. I have something to tell you. I love it. But I also think she's up to no good. Oh, she's going to come in and be- she's going to have a snake moment, I think. I love her. I just love her in this role. Yeah, it's fun. She's saying, bye-bye, Sally. Bye-bye, Sabrina. I would love like a full boob. That's all I'm saying. I just like when people just show, if you're going to go topless and get fucked, I just like it if there's boob involved. Yeah. That's it. All right. Listen, I really just miss Rob, though. I miss Rob. Did you watch The Pit? Yeah. Full dick. Full cock. Full erect cock. Sorting blood out of a cock. That was cool. I said this, yeah. Well, I think it was a prost. They showed cock surgery. It was a guy who. They showed them like draining it. He had like a. Because he had an eight hour erection. From time? Yeah. What's the deal with. Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, go for it. No, but what is. What is the deal? What's going on with this like child abuse thing? I'm like. Oh, I'm on the edge of my. I know, but I'm like. We all know how I feel about a child abuse story. I know, but I'm like, what? So it's not abuse? We don't know. It's like her. This is just what, this is part of the, this is the road to finding out. Wait, also. It could be a horse. Yeah, something's not adding up. Or is it something, a chill ran down my spine when the mom said, I'm coming. She's like, I'll be on my way. They were on the phone with like the mom. Oh, the real mom. The ex-wife. And she's like, I'll be there at 11. I was like, something's up. um blame the woman it's a mystery but these cameos blow my mind of like these guest stars because um the girl from center stage amanda scholar i think was the guys who has the brain tumors ex-wife who we put down as the emergency contact and she like came anyway because he like just never updated his medical form so she was still his emergency contact wait maybe i'm behind actually you might be how many episodes you watched two oh yeah this is the third episode anyway the girl who played jody sawyer in center stage um magically appeared and i screamed i love that's like one of my favorite movies of all time and i was like thank god she's booking and she's so good anyway yeah i'm still episode amanda skull yes shoal um did you watch the video for residue from the moment soundtrack no me neither we'll report back tomorrow yeah we have to i have some soundtracking to do in preparation for withering heights um lala michelle's romance i'll believe it when i see it i think they're doing like the bare minimum of trying to do whatever it takes to get fans interested it's giving when a housewife was like i'm a lesbian It's giving Kyle Richards. Well, Kyle was actually like doing it. Yeah, but never owned it. Didn't she? She never said that. Well, she kind of, well, she does say she's quoting Kyle saying like, I could do Brad or I could do Angelina. So it's like a Kyle quote that she's using. Yeah, well, that's annoying. No, I know. It's not owning it. So just are, I mean, I could kind of believe it, honestly, that they're together. Well, Lala famously went down on Ariana. Of course. But I think Michelle, I could see being queer. I get a tingle. You go. but again like okay let's eat each other out or shut up yeah honey if you're not eating pussy you're not a dyke yeah that's me to them laura i need your thoughts on sculptra i'm thinking of getting it get it i like it i've gotten it a few times you want to go to someone good who knows what they're talking about and knows what they're doing who's probably been injecting Sculptra for a long time. You could do that. But I would recommend in New York. I heard that this doctor, Dr. Vafa is really good. And then I see someone in L.A. who who's done it to me. It's good. You have to massage it. You need to get one of those like rose quartz rollers so you can massage it afterwards and you might need a few rounds of it. And also, I have to say, I think the last time I got it, I didn't even have numbing. I'm like raw dog now. You just put a needle in my face. I don't numb and I don't nitrous and it's just, it is what it is. Yeah. I need to go like, I'm going to start using retin-A just nightly. And then I need to like. Go slowly. Yeah. But I need to, I've done it before and it did, it was starting to help, but I fell off. Yeah. But I need to like invest in some of these things. Go to a derm. Yeah. I have a derm. Like getting on a good relationship with someone to take care of your skin is a great way to like get in the zone. I have a derm. I got my moles checked because I'm prone. So, but I will. I'm like a cosmetic derm. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. An injectress of sorts. General anti-aging treatment thoughts. You know what I did in August? I did Ultherapy and I thought I could tell a difference. I noticed a difference definitely. I knew going in that it's like really subtle but my like thing that I was trying was a Sculptra Ultherapy combo and I was recently back in the office for a Botox appointment last week and I is like let's pull up those photos because i want to see in photos if there's like before and after significant and it actually it really did something really yeah it it tightened some things that i needed that needed tightening i want to do that and does it hurt no you numb pretty like aggressively beforehand but it it's weird because it sends like shivers like deep into your muscles so when she was doing it on my brows i could feel it pinging in the back of my head that's kind of cool and then even for days afterwards i like felt a little it was weird but it really did it lifted things yeah but i mean it gets low worth it ratings on real self.com because i think people go in expecting a head transplant and really the only thing that's going to give a head transplant is a facelift yeah um but i think like i'm on a skincare journey now i'm gonna do a few rounds of microneedling with prp because i've never done that and i'm excited about it and then i've done it you have did you like it what did microneedling with um exosomes which is like kind of similar i liked it it really like changed my face for like a few months oh i love that i did it in my hairline yeah um i noticed a change it was it's really worth it yeah i'm gonna do like a few rounds just to like kick start did you numb but it's still like you still feel it's like a weird feeling yeah but it's really great go to that girl i went to i know you have your people she books out too long she's like too popular now okay um but i have i have like a really good person that i see for like that i trust with like lasers and all that stuff so with your life yeah that's my lady um but yeah just taking care and i'm not drinking right now so that's always gonna help you look fresh yeah skyscraper live did anyone see skyscraper live we did see it and we talk about it on this week's bonus episode so go to patreon.com slash sexy unique podcast and get our thoughts the ultimate girl strip is like alex mccord is flying out from Australia to join like I think are they it seems like they're going on like a tour and like stop there's like multi multiple guests in like each episode oh I haven't even watched the trailer no there's it's they're filming it now oh which I'm kind of like I don't I hate that social media is the way it is because we're getting like all this like footage I don't want to see yet I want to be surprised yeah but I know Alex McCord is making an appearance on it which is incredible release the morocco tapes that's what i have to say release the footage those are my jeffrey epstein files is the morocco tapes of real housewives it's i was thinking too the other day that like alex mccord and simon are like the only like truly loving marriage of the entire housewife franchise yeah do you think they lasted because they got out of there i think they just let each other's freak flags fly high and i think she like probably lets him fuck man and he just worships her it's a gay well marrying a gay man is a surefire way to be in like a long and loving marriage yeah unless they discover unless they decide to like fully come out yeah but i think he's bi and just like gets to dress her and she just gets to like probably have like weird tantric sex with like hot australian guys that's fun but i love them i'm carrie i'm laura and you're listening to sexy unique podcast salty utah queens the reunion finale the finalmente I'll do a little episode you'll slightly out of uh out of order recap but we'll just we're these are like the big moments I took away so right off the bat Britney's stormed off stage after the anti-semitism allegations and accusations she cries in her dressing room with her glam this a young a young girl comforts her just like a random i think it was just like a random girl from the pa walking by yeah they were like go on in so britney comes back she's regained herself andy while she's out andy's kind of like meredith is like insinuating that she has targeted meredith even before this for being jewish yeah i don't believe i don't believe that either scenario they were all everyone kind of including andy they all kind of seemed like what but because last episode it really it seemed like people were believing that like it seemed like andy was and i was like how is this possible like this is the most insane i think he was trying to i think he was trying to process he's trying to be like unbiased but like he was a little like uh what and meredith was just very like well i don't know i think you know she has gone after me before so i have to make these assumptions he's like because of your religious affiliation she was like she goes and i've done a lot for this girl when i had my bar my bat mitzvah i kicked angie out for britney and i don't understand why she's so hateful she's a hateful person so then britney walks out with the most gigantic cup of coffee i've ever seen she was coffee is love she's fucking coffee is love she revealed herself to be coffee is love from the previous episode so she comes back in and She sits down and she's like, that was hard. And she's basically like, I'm going to forgive you for that. She's a bigger person. And then Meredith starts to say something and then Brittany goes, shut up. And I was like, it felt so cathartic. It felt orgasmic. She and Meredith went, Meredith, she was really like dominating in the last episode. And she really held her. She got cut down to size a little in this episode. A little, but not enough. But Brittany saying shut up was very like, shut up. She also called her Beredith at one point. Beredith? She goes, Beredith. Here's the thing, Beredith. Here's the thing. And she goes, oh, God. So that really stuck with me. Beredith was maybe the most impactful moment for me personally of this reunion episode. Beredith? You know what? Beredith? You know what? Which, like, this reunion episode was difficult because it was very long. It was boring. And it was boring. Not much happened. They talked, they literally talked in a full, like three full circles of just the same things and got absolutely nowhere, which is we still don't know anything about plane gate. And he's like, did you drink on the, did you drink before the flight? And Marissa goes, yes, I had one drink in the lounge. And she goes, I don't take drugs. I do not drink alcohol except for one drink in the lounge and I vented at the beginning of the flight and then I slept And then I woke up and vented some more And that's when Lisa goes, she slept, they slept, you slept for a little bit, you slept for two hours, I slept two. I watched Crazy Rich Asians. I watched Crazy Rich Asians. We all slept a little and she vented. And Whitney goes, but Meredith, what happened at the end? She goes, because that's... It's a big climactic. It's a big climactic moment of the whole movie. And Meredith's like, I don't fucking know. I was asleep. Like fireworks and people kiss. So then it kind of gets into like, Heather's basically mute this episode. She's just making faces. She's matron. She's mother. She's mother Heather. Yeah. And she's sitting there and Meredith kind of calls her out. She's like, well, you gave me pills on a flight back from Bermuda. You were you and Whitney gave me Ambien. And I took that. But other than that, I never take pills. And she's kind of like alluding that like these bitches all be on pills. Does anyone but no. What's interesting is no one's ever asked Meredith. Then why do you slur? Why do you every sentence you slur and your head hangs off your neck to one side? Because do you think Meredith is maybe prescribed painkillers? And so she classify those. She classifies those as drugs. I think any kind of like pill or medication she takes like she she she's so lawyerly that she like gets around that like labels by being like well it's lawfully prescribed lawfully like she's like this is why she's such a good lawyer it's lawfully imagine how she'd be if she was sober i'm sorry but like when your body language is constantly like this yeah and you're slurring your words together and you're talking extremely slow i have no choice but to believe that you're on drugs yeah it was just no one but no one really goes in no one that's the thing with these women like they don't really go there no the realest part of the entire episode was lisa baby girl lisa's breakdown so they kind of like andy's like hey a lot of the viewers thought john barlow was trying to embarrass you a lot this season and like called you out in front of the cameras was really uncomfortable to see he was hostile as hell all season and lisa shockingly to me as you know as a who was in like a very deep friendship with lisa i was shocked to see her be this honest she says we watched the one episode where john really reamed her out at the coffee shop the coffee shop and like was like accused her of not listening yeah and she said i don't want to talk to you for a few days because you really hurt me and like she said like it was a betrayal i felt really betrayal he broke my heart he doesn't see that like he doesn't think i'm listening but i'm aware of everything i get all of his dry cleaning handled i take care of the boys i make sure everything is right with their school like i take care of everything in our house everything in our business this is a woman's work like exemplified she's basically just like i he doesn't realize how good he has it i run his life without i'm the beating heart of this family she is she is and he's being a little petulant ungrateful little bitch he's a little bitch and we were saying on the watch along she needs to run a razor over that head of his and shave it all off yeah but she we also were saying that like i think because he's from a mormon background he's very traditional and like he probably has a very like gendered view of the world where like the woman's i think he's not he's shocked like she's a new york at heart she might be mormon in quotes and he's not used to like a woman being so actualized and in charge a powerful city girl so we were saying a la queen elizabeth in the crown giving prince philip like a fake title and like coronating him to be she's like well you're not gonna be king but i'll give you a little title and a sash yeah sometimes you have to make your man feel like he's really big and important even if he's not you have to give him the sash so that he shuts the fuck up and stops embarrassing you on your show so she's a star she needs to give him a sash and just like let him and then like continue to run everything yeah unfortunately men some men are truly babies at the end of the day and they do just need a sash. He wants a sash and he wants like a bulldozer. I would say next season, maybe she'll have a big birthday party for him to like celebrate him. Yeah, like a big fish at the end when he's being brought down to the lake and it's like everyone in your life. Yeah, she's gonna do like a big coming out party for John. She like basically needs to name like a star after him. What? Nothing, I just thought of what if she had a twist like where she was like, she decided that the humiliation would go back and she was like you're gay i'm having a big coming out party for my gay husband john who i support everything he does he's so gay and it's like this fevered like she just sticks to like he's like i'm not and she's like you are this is my gay husband we're gonna stay together for the kids and like the sanctity of our family but like i support him like and it's just like this frenzied like everyone coming up to him being like john so good and he's just like and then he's just like she gets every gay that's like obsessed with her that she's friends with to come to john's big gay party and then he's just gay and then now she he's gay but he's also not he's like i'm straight i love fucking my wife she's gay you've been gay for years but now i've always been gay and i love it i love it that's what i love that about you i love that about you i love that you're yourself and i will be supporting you always that's such a good idea. Also, it was very rich. Mary weighs in on their marriage and she goes, well, sometimes if your husband is telling you you don't listen, maybe you don't listen. We both at the same time went, shut up, Mary. Mary, you married your grandfather. So honestly, you're just, you're allowed to say a lot of things. Yeah, I want you to say most things. I really don't, I don't give your, you in particular, when it comes to marriage advice, I think if you married your grandfather, you don't get to give it. To stand on. Yeah. Yeah, I think she, I'm okay with her saying like 99% of commenting on 99% of everything except marriage. Yeah, I just think, I'm like, I'm so sorry, but you married your grandfather. I wish Lisa had said that. I'm really sorry, but you did marry her, pop pop. She just turned to me like, Mary, I'm sorry, like I'm hearing you, but like you did marry your grandfather. So, yeah. You can't. Yeah. I mean, it's a French Bernays. It's moot. Yeah. Another big moment was Bronwyn has been mute for the last now almost two and a half episodes. Brinwyn has been just like thinking. And then Andy goes, Bronwyn, I want to ask you how things are going with the status of your marriage. And she goes, well, I mean, in this strange demon child possession voice, she goes, well, do Andy want to ask me about? what's happening with me and Todd and the status of our marriage and and what we're currently going through would you like me to would you like to ask me that question because I will because I will tell you I will tell you I will answer any questions that you might have he was like yeah please what's wrong with you she goes we are Todd and I are separated and she has a todalog that is like t like but like the most whatever like I was like who is this person in these hair extensions like this is truly she's a new person no she was like i'm gonna transform into bronwyn 2.0 this kind of made me like you're a bronwyn this kind of maybe like this whole moment i was like she's insane she's like she's loco i was literally like girlfriend you're loco i was like she's she's one to watch also the bob at a certain point in the reunion the bob was making itself known through the extensions and i pointed it out to carrie and then he could not unsee it but truly if you look hard enough you'll see it the bob is bobbing is bobbing it's a bob heard around the world despite being camouflaged but she proceeds to be like well todd i i asked him to leave and that was really hard and he was so very confused and then todd left me and about four days later, he texted me back and said, well, I've watched it. I've watched the entire series from start to finish of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And I've read every single Reddit page that has to do with me, every single Twitter account. And I started a Twitter account. Everyone around them goes, oh, oh God, no, no. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? This man has been on the show for two years. I know he's like above it and doesn't care, but like, he has to have seen, why are they're all like, oh, that's so horrible. I'm like, why wouldn't he watched the show that he's on with his wife didn't he didn't he know but didn't he she say at the beginning of this season that he watched the show and he was really horrified at the way he spoke to what he was gonna do better so like what's real and also last season there was that whole thing where he's like i've seen these women remember when they're in like palm springs he's like they all gang up and like i'm gonna have to ask them to leave it's like you're lying i'm not buying what she's selling someone in the chat was saying to remember last reunion she lied about her stupid little jewels and she did get didn't she like steal a car allegedly bronman's out here she's fucking gta salt lake city but she goes she goes and it was so horrible to picture him all alone in that marriott just watching and reading every video and watching all the tiktoks and reading every reddit thread i was like i'm sure he did read all of it and but everyone was so like aghast that he actually watched the show and then it must be horrible to be on a bravo show like not pay attention and then because people do get crazy no she was like people did and that's when the meme started and oh no this is about muzzy so then whitney rose goes oh oh this is just so terrible and andy's like whitney what's happening with you what's going on over there and she goes well it just reminds me of me and justin and in this case i am todd and justin is bronwyn he's the best husband and i just keep fucking up oh and then she goes can i go off stage i need a moment and she runs and i thought she was gonna try to open like a set door but it was locked and then she runs off stage then we have this like cinema verite moment where it's like john cassavetes movie where we're like following her shaky style down the hallway into this conference room that It has the worst gray lighting I've ever seen. The most unforgiving overhead lighting beaming down on her face. And Justin joins her. Illuminating every pore. It was bad. It was so bad. Justin comes in with a giant big gulp. And they like embrace and talk. And she's like, she was, Bronwyn just said that her and Todd have gotten divorced. They are separated. They are separated. I do not want that to happen to us. He's like, no, baby, it's fine. choose the entity will bring us together the entity would go to atlantis again but whitney has revealed that she is no longer of the entity no she's bought back wild rose beauty entity and she will live to ride another day entity submerged itself back in like the man-made pond outside of her but i think justin is still in the entity's clutches that's why it's hard for her yeah so she comes back and then she's like yeah thank you so much and then bronwyn goes into like how muzzy like typed into google like at one word per minute and like or one letter per minute and like found all the things people were saying about her and her horrific i was like damn we we're guilty yeah she was like all the memes there's so many memes and videos and jokes and just cruelty about her appearance and laura and i were like that was guilty as charged but also she did it to herself i'm sorry you can't go on camera and be a bitch and say that your daughter was going to get taken to foster care yeah and bronwyn i'm i also think she and i stand by this knew exactly what she was doing putting her mom and her husband who are shitty to her on tv of course she did and she like she's acting like she's like oh it's just at the end of the day she's still my mom dark bronwyn with her extensions and baby voice does not fool me for one second you lean into being the genius that we were like praising you for this diabolical modern bronwyn knows exactly what she's doing, but Dark Bronwyn wants to play dumb. She went, it was just so terrible to see her. She came in and said, am I this cruel? Do I speak to you in such tones? And then the second episode came and I was like, well, she did it to herself. Yeah, she's mean. She's a mean lady. She's a mean, weird Mormon lady. I don't feel bad for her and Todd. They should live together. They should be in romance together. They kind of have a similar brother-sister vibe. Muzzy is Todd in a wig. they're never in the same place remember when he called her and he was like i helped muzzy move so we're both like in portland or wherever the san francisco we're both in san francisco because i helped her move but it really is because he is muzzy he helped himself move what if bronwyn married her own mother i mean isn't that what everyone does he's like you might be wondering why i've called you from the same zip code your mother called you from but she had to move we I never saw Todd and Muzzy in the same place. I'm freaking out. You've uncovered the most important discovery of this season. He is Muzzy as Todd. He's Mrs. Doubtfire. It's literally Norman Bates. Mrs. Doubtfire, but like Bates Motel. Oh my God. I also, Andy was like, so what's the status of your living? And she goes, I live in Utah. Todd lives here in New York. And he goes, are you going to see him on this trip? And she goes, no. No, certainly I won't. He goes, what's the future look like? She's clearly like, I'm never going to fucking lay in a bed with that farty guy ever again. Yeah. But she's like, I don't know. What's the future look like? Well, Andy, he farts when he comes. Well. Instead of coming, he just lets out a long fart and moans. So you tell me. But everyone else is pretty silent. I'll say. Lisa Barlow's like this. Lisa Barlow is just blinking the entire. Whitney's crying. but the other people are kind of sad lisa's unmoved unperturbed wow merida's fate or heather's like also it was one thing i noticed was every time whitney has like because she breaks down a lot in this whether she's talking about very emotional addiction and diane warren and then like her own marriage every time she admits something they cut to heather and heather goes there like this she like what are you doing doing Should we take a couple questions My other favorite moment was Brittany tells Mary she like I want to thank you for like despite everything And I know I'm not your favorite person, but like, you really did give me grace. And you, you stayed with me in, in customs after the plane and you were very kind to me. And Mary basically is like, I don't give a fuck. I hate you. Mary also does my favorite thing, which she just is falling asleep in the reunion. her eyes are just closed while whitney is talking and i was like this is queen shit and also it was like me watching it i was getting a case of the yawns well they were recording for like 12 hours that's elder abuse to put some of those women through that 12 hours and he's like are you okay mary she's like were my eyes closed she was so tired that she's not even sure she fell asleep with her eyes open this is what happened do you ever fall like when you're falling asleep or maybe you're laying on the couch but you're trying to stay awake but you're also tired and you kind of just start actively dreaming like you're having like the most mini dreams where you're like every night of my life no and it's kind of like almost like a dream hallucination where your eyes are open but you have like a mini dream no every night of my life when i'm watching tv with simon i fall asleep and then i like start like watching trader you go into the portal and every single night Simon goes do you want to go to bed babe and I go no no I'm fine oh you're that person in the couple no I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm got this people pleaser I'm I'm the Simon usually but I'm and then I'm with like a sleeper and I go no I'm fine no and then I stay up for another like 20 minutes sometimes but I've caught myself recently where I'm fully like this and the portal takes me and I have like a mini journey of some sort. It's very Matrix like. It's like go to sleep. I know. Just go to sleep. It's very like Trinity getting the helicopter. Yeah. Yeah. Who would we both be as SLC? I would be. Should we say who each other would be? Yeah. You're a bit Bronwyn. Not like you're her when she's like activated like thoroughly modern Millie mode. Yeah. When she's a bit jazz hands. You're not dark Bronwyn. You're kind of Mary. Mary? Just in terms of like cutting through. Not the like marrying your grandfather part, but like. My grandfather's your dad. Just kind of like, yeah, like cutting through. I also feel like I'm Heather, unfortunately. You're a bit Heather. Not unfortunate, just in her more like codependent moments. Maybe you're Heather with a Bronwyn shade, a Bronwyn moon. your heather son bronwyn moon who's your rising you're mary with an angie rising and elisa moon be yourself you're too self-aware to be lisa i know lisa's like i love her but she's delusional but i love i have like i think when i am like an inner my inner monologue is lisa coded very like lizard brain just like love that love love my inner monologue is very like lisa no no hate it no not that love it you were sleeping you were awake she slept for two hours you also slept her inner monologue is like the predator vision she's no no sound just heat detection yeah who should say who should go wait laura's wait let's see who the chat is saying laura's angie laura's so mary carrie's brunwin mary yeah mary rising for you i love that i could see that a little little like because you'll have a little sharp moment you're a little sharp objects i can who should stay and who should go meredith should be demoto's a friend of yeah but not meredith needs a slap on the wrist we can't lose her like i was thinking about her today i'm like who else is like her on tv no she's important but she's lana after all in many moments i think britney should be elevated britney promoted i think whitney friend of friend of and brinwyn now that i've seen her go head to head with meredith in such a way that was another thing of the episode that was the best part was brinwyn was the only one who could like rile meredith up yeah because She is like, I think Brynwyn can stay. I hope that the rumor that Twitter person that posted is not true. Yeah. I feel like they're all just, they just say things. These people, these gays on Twitter just say things. Yeah. And like, like a housewives gaze. Yeah. People are reporting from the front lines. They're reporting from the lines of their own dream hallucinations. Heather won't. I don't think Heather will ever leave. No. the day heather leaves is the day the franchise ends because heather was she is salt lake city yeah she's much like kyle richards is like beverly hills is my town that's heather and she has being a mormon she has given us given us good moments she has and she is an important factor but meredith needs honestly meredith needs like the fear of god to be put into her and she has to say yeah but Whitney could stay Whitney could go or be a friend of sorry don't apologize I agree are you guys disappointed that there was no plane video and no Todd fart dialogue yes and yes yes yes and quite yes do you think Whit and Justin are separated I think they've been I think they've had moments of separation they seem like aligned but I think ultimately they do seem like very in love and like they had like a tour of love affair i find the second part of this question is will the entity survive this and i think of whitney and justin as being in poltergeist but justin is the joe beth williams and whitney is craig t nelson t nelson and whitney is gonna have to throw a rope into the entity and go pull justin out and have like a shock of white hair yeah and he'll have goo on it he'll be covered in plasma uh natal fluids and i need to re-watch that movie i know it's so good and she'll nurse him back to health they'll have one final showdown in their weird house because their house their neighborhood is very poltergeist and then they'll be able to move on with their lives until poltergeist 2 until the entity 2 or until they like end up in their swimming pool and there's coffins everywhere and it comes back for a second. No that's what I'm saying. They'll have after the goo they'll have a final showdown and there will be coffins in the lake. And there'll be an old man. Hey! Yeah and then they'll battle an old man in the elevator for the entity too. Yeah. But once they they gotta leave the neighborhood. Yeah. But the entity's never died. With Bobby Rose. What? The entity will never die. You can't kill the entity. No the entity always exists. Do we think producers need to step in and force these women to stop lying? By gunpoint, yes. Yeah. Why not? I'd say there need to be more guns in the Real Housewives universe. Mary crying over the cruelty towards the production crew was really amazing. Yeah, there's a moment where Meredith tries to blame all her missteps on bad editing. And I was like, this is not, that's a horrible tactic. And especially on this show where these girls ride for production. They do, but like, I, that's not good. that's like no that that alone deserves a friend of yeah that's a instant emotion also it's like that's such a thin and telling argument when you were like oh it was edited badly it's like no it wasn't no you're just you're a bitch you're mean you're a mean bitch but we love you you were drunk on the plane but i need you on my tv i would like you to have more walkabouts on the side of the road in Greece and a miniskirt and little kitten heels. Walking downhill. Somehow surviving that. She was like, yeah, I went down there and they said I had to come back. So I came back and it's Mother's Day. It's Mother's Day. Stop the reactive abuse. Stop the reactive abuse. So we do need more moments. I hope that Meredith starts a foundation for raising money to fight reactive abuse. I think that's coming. The Meredith Marks Foundation to Stop Reactive Abuse, a 501c3. No hate. Don't have it. It's like they'll do a no hate campaign. No reactive abuse. No RAA. Only abuse don't reactively abuse. Her saga of continuing to fight for justice for abusers. I will fight for tooth and nail for the right to abuse without reaction. The right to just vent for once. She's going to do also a charity for... Sleeping on the airplane. The right to vent. The right. Venting awareness. Venting is not a crime. Venting awareness. Venting is not abuse. Reactive abuse is abuse. Take a drug test. And abuse is not abuse. And abuse is warranted and justified. Now you must take a drug test. She also said she would take a drug test every day of her life. It's a lot of piss. She can always find someone's piss. someone in the chat was saying that prescription pills don't show up on a drug test she was like let's go baby i'll do it right here right now right now go back in the back room and take a big old piss i've been holding it in imagine how much they all have to pee i'd be like sitting all constantly under hot lights oh getting questioned by coffee is love on twitter i'll never forget that was the best coffee is love is the breakout star of the reunion coffee is love coffee is love every day i wake up and i think about coffee is love while i'm making a put that on the shirt coffee is love coffee is love is love well well anything else anything to note um chat are we forgetting anything that's kind of it it was just long they're they're uh they also ask them like what's one thing what's a nice thing they can say that they've learned this season and they all say like like britney goes patience lisa goes you're gonna really like this impact no intake intake whitney says something that i literally i'm like i don't know what you just said no she said a jumbled word and then said some more words and i was like and then ashley darby's song is called is that true oh i forgot she sings please don't forget wow ashley darby erasure happened today thank you for reminding me of does she love coffee she loves it so much she thinks it's love they're all all the housewives i know they're all singers but I just didn't know that she loved coffee. She does love coffee. She also married a gay man. You cannot underestimate people's love for coffee. Coffee's love. And people recognizing coffee as being something that can love you back and then declaring your love for coffee and its mutual love for you. Coffee is love. Carrie also. Whoa, you're getting called out in the chat. Wow. Ghosted your friend that sent him his book. Oh. We don't, we refute those allegations. I refute these allegations. Enough with the rumors and the nastiness. There will be no allegations. God bless you. What do you have to say to that? Me? Yes. I say I know nothing of this. Amen. I will, I'm sometimes, oh. Coffee and love was about having more. Okay, so it wasn't coffee is love. Coffee is love. Thank God. Coffee is love is its own unique, beautiful moment. Right. That we'll never be able to forget. Coffee and love is something completely different. Coffee and love? Now that's a life. That's a life well spent. That's a life well spent, mama. I just want one of them's one time housewife to be like, I learned nothing this season. That was pretty much Meredith. Yeah. Well. intake intake i was like corporate what that's the that's a corporate queen she's never not working intake intake intake forms i wrote skew numbers inventory learning zooms and classifying you're gonna love this i was like who what would you love it for choosing listening and they go you did listen you finally have listened and she goes thank you Thank you. Thank you. You slept. And you also slept a wink. And you watched. You watched. You watched. You slept. You slept. You slept for two hours. And that's intake. And I slept for one. Guys. Thank you so much. Let's shout out our cult members. First and foremost. The most important people. The true stars. No Nicole. Entity's favorite. Maloney Martyr. Erin. Never been finer. Nidav Haviv. Kara England. Million doll hair baby. Sexy unique Gandalf. 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