Uncle Si is Moving OUT!

I'm ready when you are Martin. I don't know if I'm ready or not. I'm not gonna get you on out. Ready or not. Here I come. You came home. Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. It's the duck call room. I would feel remiss if I didn't start by saying congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and the whole state of Indiana for becoming national champions. That was cool. That was a good game. Congratulations. We got somebody over there. It's a little sour, but that's fine. We're not a sports podcast, but we do have to give credit. That was cool, wasn't it? My thought, but who? Hold on. When I walked in today, there were camouflage Indiana University hats sitting here for all of us. Uh-huh. That's a big daddy. That's Russ who sent us the St. Elmo's fire cocktail sauce. I'm the one who said they would take it all away boys. Here, you can have my hat. I have a gang of Miami ones. He said, hey, he's with the Miami Bunch. I will say most of our listeners, I'm guessing we have more Indiana fans than there are Miami fans. Yeah, I'm gonna say that our footprint in the great state of Indiana is highly larger. Yeah, but I was looking for a better word, but just bigger. Wider. We got more Indiana fans list than Miami fans is what you're getting at. Most likely. Still not wearing this hat. Yeah, but thank you, Russ. I'm gonna put it on one of our dear. Thank you for the Indiana hat. Sometimes we forget to thank people for the gifts. Speaking of, we discovered the situation from the other day. Situation? I got a Christmas gift. Oh, who's that for? And it was just sitting here. Well, who's Christmas gift? And I kept it. It's a pizza cutter. Oh, pizza. Oh, wow. That's right. In the shape of a Ninja Turtle weapon, which is probably two of the three coolest things I've ever seen in my life. Allison, you're number one still. But I didn't know. Gonna ask the third. Yeah, you don't know. That's number one. I didn't know who got it for me, but Hunter did some investigation. We found out. It was a Halux. Mancuse? Yeah. Oh, we grew up together. She just dropped me a Christmas gift off two weeks after Christmas. Wow. Here you go. But didn't like try to claim that it was her. So who did it? Who did it? Alex. Your niece. That's a regift. Well, that was very nice. That's regifted. I can tell you. No, it's not. She saw it. That was intentional. Anybody that sees it. You don't end up with that one unless it's. Ninja Turtles and pizza screams John David Owens. Ninja Turtles. You know what that was. There's just gifts all around. That was the plea for an invite to pizza. She must have driven by and saw me cook a pizza. Let's have a pizza night. I'm going to make her a pizza now. Hey, we can have a pizza night coming up. So how's moving out? Yeah. Hold on. He's packing up and moving out. I got the call today. He's moving by us. Yep. Oh, he is. He's moving. I'm moving the tail. He's going to be three minutes from all of us. Timeout. Is that not the best thing? Okay. Here's the text that I got today. Call me. It's important. And I looked at it and it's. And it's Leah's. It's it's. Thank you, Alex. Christine's assistant. So I called. She was like, Hey, we got, we got to get sign Christine out of here. We got, got some work we got to do. Got to take care of a little mold problem that they have from some water that was leaking. And so it's not going to be out for about three months. Oh, you're not moving, moving, moving, moving. Well, they sailed. What you're just, I don't buy that. Something tells me size going to move up from Southern Warshatall Parish to the middle of the parish. And he may not go back. But I will say this. Oh yeah. Hey, Willie did say you could spend as long as you wanted to at the lodge. I know. He opened that up for you. Hold on. Where are you? I guess I can't ask where you're moving. It's right by where Martin lives. It's uptown. I'm moving uptown. I'm like the, what's the family? Jefferson's. The Jefferson's. Moving on. I'm actually just moving on up. I finally got a piece of the pie. Yeah. And what you're going to get is a piece of my kids. I'm about to drop them off. We'll drop them off. But this kind of makes me sad because Google Maps has finally given a size roof. Oh, it shows us. From space. All right, there. Hey, there it is. And there's this trusty truck. Red, white, blue. I conveniently zoomed in. You know, it's not that hard to figure out. There's a bug in here. Big dummy fly. Oh, here's a. Si. Si, there's a fly in here we're trying to kill on these huge. You were too slow. We've had that problem. We can't get along up in my mouth. That fly stick around to this weekend. He ain't going to be here no more. No. Yeah. Oh, if he come by me and like, then J.D. will leave long. I'll kill him. I missed him. I wish I had 28 guys. And then I just blow him off top of the table. You should just move to the neighborhood. The hood. Move to the neighborhood. You can be one of the outsiders of the gate like me. Move to the compound. Get on in there. I'll sell you my house. I'm not going to be outside of the gate. We ain't no more houses inside the gate. Who cares? I'll build me one. Ain't no way. There you go. Hey, yeah, I'll find some. We ain't going to sell you no land. I can't make people move out. That's right. You got the Robertson last night. How about that? Yeah, because if he move in, somebody moving. That's right. Somebody can move that. I'll run them off. Whoever's close to him. I'll run them off. Yeah, he'll run them. Smooth. With the loud motor or the bad driving. Both. You can probably go slide in the house place. He ain't ever there. Yeah. He's a snow bird. He's at the beach. That's just a, yeah, that's just a, oh man. I want to live in the same neighborhood. He stays there once while he's in town. Which ain't very often. In his modular. And so you just got the chair that you love so much. Miss Christine got you this chair. No, I'm taking it with me. I saw him on this when I go to the uptown. You going to take it with you? No. That's huge. That's a big chair. You're my soul. Friend, when you move, you take your furniture with you. I will move. This kid ain't moving nothing. Well, the only thing he's moving, I'm going to get in that forward pickup. And then go to the next address while I'm going to stay for about a month. That's maybe three. Would you like me and Martin to move your chair? No. Please don't sign me up for this. That's right. Martin, sit down. I'm 40, man. Would you like me and Hunter to move your chair? There you go. There you go. Me and Hunter will move your chair. I'll supervise. I ain't worried about it. It's too much trouble. Is it one of them chairs you plug in? Oh yeah. Oh, so it's got a move. Oh, it's got a move. It's got a move. It's got a move. Like a moving company brought it. Would you like Stone and Christian to move your chair? There. Now we're getting on the right side of thing. So I just took a whack at the fly. Did you get it? I don't know if I did or not. No, you didn't. I really want him to be in your coffee cup. I'm ready to make pizza. He's back, paddling. Hunter did not forget that coffee. Yeah, I didn't get him. I didn't hit him enough. Hold on. You got to have him on a solid surface. He was on the edge. It did hit him. Oh, your cup. I didn't know where it was. So do you think there's a chance you could want to live uptown forever? No. Okay, so you're definitely going back. Hey, look, I got to sell a house. I wouldn't go in the first place if he said that potato and told me. Oh, your house. Hey, you got to move out. Too many steps. It is, oh, I mean, you got COPD, son, so you don't need to be there when all these floors are flying. Yeah, that's what happened to my papal. They're tearing the floors up and redoing stuff. And I told, I told Sion Christine, y'all come stay with me, you know, just live with me. And I thought it was going to be a week. And he was like, well, it's going to be a little longer than a week. I was like, well, a couple of weeks. Well, about three months, I said, yeah. I haven't got a whole bunch of friends and I don't want to lose a few. I got, well, call God. If I move in, I lose. I haven't been, I haven't been taking this straight. I haven't been taking in strays all the time. Call God when he'll be. You gotta have a, the correct attitude to do that. That's what I'm saying. That's got. And I didn't get part of it. Mom and Dad had it. Mm-hmm. Phil and Kay had it. And Phil and Kay had it. For hosting. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, taking them straights. Yeah. Taking them straights. Yeah, I've heard the stories. There are. I can offer hospitality, but I can't offer hospitality without grumbling. I can offer hospitality, but that defeats the purpose. Yeah, no, no, that defeats the purpose. Grumble, then you're not, you're not being hospitable. I'm repenting. Well, I know you, I'll say that. I can be hospitable and like give you a pizza, but I ain't giving you a bed and a shower. What about a bidet? I'd let you use my bidet. Okay. If you're ever in that part of the world, talking off a personal piece of the whip. I want the Rolex and the bidet for one day. Rolex and the bidet. That's it. One day. One day I'll let you, I'll let you roll. You'll have to sign a release, but. Hey, you look at that Rolex and said, well, it's time for the bidet. No, you just, you feel that more than you look. Yeah. You may look at the clock when it starts. Hey, I got a house with the bidet. I'll sell it to you right around the corner from Willie. Oh, there you go. You could be so close to all your nephews. You could yell at Jeff over the pond. Yeah. I think Si appreciates a little bit of separation of church and state. Oh, that's twice you've missed him. No way. Did you get it? I did. But it looked like I did. You sold it. I just took a shot at the fly. He sold it. I knew it didn't have you. You sold it. That's good. You just sent it to me. I said he missed. But if you'd have seen it from over here, the look on his face was like pure shock. I can't believe I did this. I don't know if you know this. I still get checks in the mail. Oh, you are. Every quarter. You're SAG certified. We got the first place for lunch for being an actor. There you go. Look, there's no right time for better health. There's just now. You can make the decision right now. And AG1 is the easiest and most impactful habit that you can start when? Easy. I knew it had to do with one scoop. One scoop will do you and it'll give you sustainable health. It's all about consistency, not perfection. And AG1 keeps it so simple. is easy just one scoop and you've got your multivitamin, your pre and probiotics, superfoods, and antioxidants covered. 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He skipped his haircut. It ain't my fault. He's still willing to do it though, if we can do it in the duck call ring. We get to February. We get to man a haircut. Yeah, you don't want a haircut right now. Oh no, we do need a haircut, a little trim and a little beard trim and a mustache trim. Mustache trim. Yeah, it didn't do that. I'm thinking about buying me the clippers. No. No, I do it. Yes. Trim them by beard and by mustache. No, this is fine. No, here's why he can't have it. I bet you've never noticed how long your eyebrow hairs are. Oh, that one. No, no. Hey, are you kidding? That left one? Legit. Hey, I was just fix. I think he's longer than the hair on my head. Left one is legit. The size when I went in the military. You gotta look about him. The last time I was with my band, you know, Bridget said, hey, you need to get your horn trimmed. You're talking about my eyebrows. Oh, women pay good money to look like that all the time. Hey, look, we had a gig going so well today. You need trim beard a little bit. Yeah, you didn't look the same after that. And your horn. Here's why you can't have anything to cut your own eyebrows or trim your eyebrows. Because you obsess with it. Whenever you get fingernail, clippers or anything or tweezers, you obsess with it. If you start tweezing your face, I'm telling you, you go way too far away. Trees your face. True or false? Oh, he does. Well, I think he had a goatee. He was pretty rough on the boy's skin. I might as well get started and say, yeah, let's go ahead and shave the whole mess and just see what I look like. Oh, don't do that. That fly up there on that light cast and a shadow on me. That fly is going to be a myth. We go ahead and put that one in the show notes that we have a special guest, Larry the fly. We could put a band on that. When was the last time you were clean shaving in the middle, sir? Wow. That's been a while. 1993 would be the last time I'd done it. Did you keep your eyebrows under under wrap? No, but I did one time when I shaved my beard. I did keep that and I was going to make me, I was going to make me sufficient based on that. Out of your beard? Yeah, out of my beard. Now you got teeth and hair. Well, no, no, no. But I looked at it when I'm doing it. On this day and age, you just catch a catfish. And put your mic. I said, Jim, I got to look at it. I said, this ain't no good. I need a microphone. No, no fly. You saw my face. The fly just hit the side of the face. The fly. No, that fly just landed on his beard. That was pretty bad. 100%. That sucker was a bull. It's a huge fly. Pull your mic up and all the excitement. Hey, I looked at that. Is that a bumblebee or a bumblebee? I thought it was a bumblebee. I don't have experiences with that. I went around there like Jimmy Durand for about two weeks at high school. Got another one. Got him. Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. That sucker looked as big as a bumblebee. I'm telling you. Hunter, the look on his face like he just got violated was my favorite part. It was right in my face. I was daydreaming about getting you to a haircut, then taking your hair and then making fishing baits and selling them on eBay. When you said all that. I don't think I was about to try it. All that hit them was catfish. We're not going to tell the people that. I had mudcats at that. I was making a different joke about catfish. That's fine. Yeah, I'm going to make, I'm going to sell those things for like 40 bucks a piece. There you go. Dye Robertson autograph signature. Official. Hey, you couple it with one of them teeth. You can get 100. That's what I said. You got to put one of them teeth in there. No, it's a jig. Hey, just say what you're going to catch on that. If you're used by hand, one by the teeth, you'll catch a dinosaur fish. Dinosaur? Yeah, a dinosaur fish. Oh, I thought he was going to catch somebody from Alabama. Your beard's got a good Louisiana shad color to it. We can make that work. What's that? A rosy. Especially if you take some of them, uh, stuff that the women use to turn their hair purple and orange and green. We're not trying to make it rainbow color. It's called side dye. Fish and cast. I want this all naturals. I could actually make a pretty good jig out of your eyebrows. That ain't much there. There is on that other side. That left side. Yeah. That's why I got it. Well, hey, that's probably to say trim your, your about a half a bubble off on the left side. That left side's a man. God even. Should you, so you're not ever going to shave your face again? Have you made that decision? Why would he? But I wouldn't say never. Okay. It's nice to be able to do what you want to do. Well, I'm telling you, if somebody come up and just said, I don't know how I'd feel if he come up with no face. Money, money involved. Oh, you would do it. Then I may shave it. I have seen you turn down a while. No, I'm not asking money. He's more chicken for a nominal fee. What about the guy that wanted to buy that cup of yours? I should have sold it. I told you to sell it. No, no. Jason, hey, Jason, hey, does a man come up and just today, I'm sorry. I said, what? He said, I want to buy that tea cup you got. We were at Willie's restaurant in the back. And he said, hey, blank check. You fill out the amount and I'll pay it. This is a true story. I was there. I've had that happen. Look, I've had that happen about three times. Not really a blank check. Hey, I've had that happen three times with me. And I have to, yet I haven't one time said, well, hey, what's the check? Let me fill in the blank. Let's see if you'll cash it. No, you just tell them next time cash only. Yeah. I said, yeah, forget the check. I don't want to sign my name. Yeah. Cash, cash, cash. The government doesn't need to know about any tea cup transactions. No, I'm trying to decide if I ever want to see my face again. I don't. I don't think I want to see my. No, you don't. No, I don't care to see my. I really don't. That's not what you think it is. I know. I know. I know. It's probably even scarier nowadays. But I'm curious because it's. I wonder what your kids would say. Uh-oh, there he is. What's behind you? No, he's coming back. Ladies and gentlemen, the fly is back. Here he comes back. Here he comes. He's circling around JD. He's right up there. It's something about JD, a smell, a stench that JD. It's over you while you're saying that, sir. I called him. Trying to call him in. I done lost him now. Mark, when was the last time you shaved? Hey, I almost had a chunk of the land on that. He's on my microphone. He's on the back of it. Get him. He gone. We killed it. Did he get him? Oh, he's stuck in the microphone. Don't move him. Leave him there. He's stuck in the microphone. He got something to say. He's quivering. He's quivering. Leave him there as a message to all of his friends. Don't pop him again. Hunter, zoom in right there. Hey, don't pop him again, boys. Can he zoom in? He got him. That fly is close. That's for lighting on my nose. I was about to throw this Sharpie at him, but I didn't think I could hit it. I bet you didn't. Hunter is now zooming in. To those listening and not following us on YouTube, you should really. The show takes a whole new level on YouTube. Be sure to like and subscribe. YouTube. Well, I know he misses dogs and ducks, but he hits flies. Hey, come on. Hey. What are you doing, Hunter? I missed that fly. Let's stay in there. He's breaking out. He's breaking out the tools. He's breaking out the tools. Oh, he's still quivering. Hey, wrap him in desk cloth. Wrap him in desk cloth. We're going to bury him. Hunter got a disinfectant wipe to move the fly. He's trying to make sure if his boss is watching. I hit the dog for us. He's trying to stay above board. Here's what it is. Hey, go on. Another one hit the dust. Where were we? Another one. It's the duck. 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Well, I know that's why, hey, that's why, that's why you said just. That's the cut out. So you got a less hawk. Yeah, less hawk. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, it's creepy. I'm going bald. I told you. I took a picture. I ain't trying to hate because as a man who is slick up top himself, a Mohawk's out of the picture. Hey, how long have I had boy hair left than that? So I'm going to grow one. Next, he's going to be going to Turkey. Oh, there's your Indiana hat to wear. He's going to be going to getting Turkish hair implants next. He got them teeth. Hey, looky here. What's going on? Hoosiers. Hoosiers. So that coach had a look about him, didn't he? Yeah. I never saw him smile. He's got, hey, the grin. He's got an insane look about him. But boy knows football. Yeah. He could have been like a criminal minds character. Yeah. Maybe he is. And we could have been in the movie, The Silence of the Realm. Hey, I've never seen that. You didn't say you've had how? Who stars in that? What Anthony Hopkins? Anthony Hopkins. You hadn't watched it. And Jody Foster. Yeah. Jody Foster. I wasn't allowed to watch that. Oh, yeah. When it came out, John, he was way too young. Buffalo Bill, you know, put the lotion on. Joe Dirt. Well, Joe Dirt was spoofing that. I don't even watch scary shows. Was she some great big fat person? I can't check. I haven't. Yeah, I was too. I was definitely not. You brought it up, boy. Hey. Don't watch this show. Hannibal Lecter. I'm still not interested now that I can make my own decisions. Put the blood on, the blood on, like lipstick. It's from that time frame. So like now you look back at it and you're like, oh, wow. Yeah, it's just cinema has gotten a lot better. Well, no, it hasn't. I don't know. I'm telling you right now, Jurassic Park still holds up. Oh, Jurassic Park is for kids. Yes, I said Jurassic Park is for kids. Silly rabbit. You silly rabbit. I'm glad your microphone wasn't on when you. No, look, we've been watching these movies. I'm not going to say which movies because I feel like a huge nerd when we're watching them. Go ahead. Nailed it. I want out. Nailed it. Allison, once we're watching, you know what would have been good? Tell us, I want to. Back in the day when they actually roamed this earth to be here and then have a pit. There's a whole movie of why that's not idea. The big, the big teeth guy have a pit, big teeth guy. Yeah, that's true. T-Rex. Yeah, T-Rex. Anyway, we have a pit T-Rex. We've been watching Harry Potter. And it's like the graphics stink. And I don't believe it. My go roll the buffalo in. I'd rather T-Rex. Yeah. And I still think the Jurassic Park dinosaurs were real dinosaurs that they filmed, but they haven't showed us where. Hey, there you go. I know where they got the sound they got from the howler monkeys. No, real dinosaur. I think it happened. Hey, he said he's happy. It happened, buddy. I want to start a whole conspiracy. And everybody is getting over me about seeing a black Panther. Is a documentary. Now that would be something to see was a dinosaur. Yeah. What do you think, Martin? Go down, hey, go down to the lake, go down to Lake Darbon with old, old, old Gowen. Be out there fishing and then have T-Rex come swimming by you. I'm out on that. I don't, I don't think that's fun. That's a real bad idea, especially if you're a self-employed. That'd be something to see. That'd be something to see. It is fun fishing with Gowen though. I would say that. They think a T-Rex could swim. Very fast. Oh yeah. Really? Oh yeah. Touch the bottom. Yeah, all dinosaurs swim because it showed them in water. It is Will Campbell. Look at him. Hey, hey, the wireless ones is a fish dinosaur. Like seven people got that job. I love. Anyway. It was one of them. Right, Ruben Bain. Anyways, John David, that because they look so real, they used a lot of life-sized animatronics for it. What? For the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Yeah. And it's awesome. Yeah. Nowadays movies aren't even believable. Well, so you, hey, that's like, that was like a lot of people. Yeah, hold on. When was the last time you watched it? Not that long ago, I'm for you. And you were, you were in, you were immersed. No, I would look at it and like, man, we've come a long way with graphics. On Jurassic Park? Yeah. We're not friends anymore. That's fine. Okay, we're friends again, but you're wrong. Anyways. We got so many non-believers. And what, the Black Panther? Well, no, no, never take. They don't believe in dinosaurs. I don't believe you're right about that. They don't believe in the floods. Who doesn't believe in dinosaurs? Hey, a lot of people. There are a lot of them. They say, don't agree. And they don't, you know, what about all them pits? We got up in California that's got all them bones sticking out of them. They don't believe the earth is round. That's right. Don't believe the earth is round. Believe it flat. Fall off of it. Hmm, 50-50. I ain't heard anybody scream lately. Well, if you fall off the earth, you scream. I think so. Would you? Oh yeah. I can hear them from here. But if you fell off the edge of the earth, how fast would you fall? Could you even hear it? Because you'd fall so fast. Oh no. Oh yeah. No, that's like a tree making noise if it falls as far as nobody there to hear it. Hard to say. Yes. How do you know? You're not there to hear it. But does it typically make the noise? It makes noise. I don't know. That's like if I stick you with a pen, you'll make noise. Please don't. Well, I had a friend of mine. You remember Ray Meltzer? They were going to raise a guy from the dead at this place. Him and his buddy went. And he took a big stick pen with him and they walked by the casket. He stuck that needle in there and that old boy come up out of that casket. And they said, it's a miracle. He said, yeah, I just touched it with my pen. That's a true story. What? You know Ray Meltzer. Where did this come from? Hold on. This was in Texas. You, hold on. Our old preacher. I'll sign up. Time out. No, time out. You can't tell a story that involves raising a human being from the dead. And then just like glance over it. Yeah. They all know what you're talking about. So here's what happened. So Ray, Ray, Ray Melton, he was an old preacher at WFR. Yeah, great guy. Loving. In like the 60s, 70s. That's right. Region. Well, they're out of field. And he's a tech, tech, good cowboy Texas guy. Anyway, so, so no, so there was a big, they were doing a big sign to do about come to this meeting. Where we're going to raise the dead. And there's a casket there with somebody laying in it. And so him and his buddy said, yeah, this guy, if you're going to raise the dead, he ain't dead. Oh, so this was like a church then? Yes. It was at a church. Somebody was claiming to perform miracles. Yes. And so Ray brought that long needle and him and his buddy walked by and he said, I just got to know. He stuck that into his leg and the guy come up out of there. He said, I pulled it off. It's a miracle. He's alive. I don't know. And, and yeah, and the whole thing was, you know, a fraud was being perpetrated. Yes. So there was a fraud and Ray shut it down. He shut it down. Well, now I have a real live experience like that. Okay. But yo, Lazarus? No, no, look, there's a guy on the top farm that's going to be on me. He's in the yoga position. He is not there. Which yoga position? It's what, yeah. Hey, just just yoga position. Knock down our dog. He's getting his zen. Okay. No, he's in the yoga position. Hey, and one of the guys, he's not there. Well, hey, I'm a skeptic. And I said, I don't believe you. What? About that time, he just turned around and there's a whole group of students in the barrack. And he said, hey, anybody got a sewing kit? And the guy said, yeah, I got one. He said, hey, get bring me the biggest needle you got out of that sewing kit. And this is in Vietnam? No, this is in the States. Okay. In boot camp. So, hey, he brings the needle, one of the big ones. And he just puts it between his index finger and thumb. And he said, well, how much you want me to leave sticking out? No, no, no, no, no. And I, yo, everybody said, what about a quarter inch behind? So, look, so he's got a quarter inch of a needle sticking out of- And this is the guy who's in, he's in some kind of state? No, no, it's another guy doing, we're doing this. He's sitting there, he's sitting there and he's got his eyes closed. Okay. Well, I don't believe you. Yeah. Well, he says, since you don't believe him, hey, you take the needle because you could say, hey, nope, I didn't push it. Yo. Martin can't take it. Hey, Martin can't. So, look, hey, look, I stuck that needle. Quarter inch in this boy's butt. Look, I put it out. Okay. He's got a white shorts. 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I'll tell you this man, but where did he go? This man literally left his body because he was not there. Because hey, I don't know if anybody that can take a quarter inch needle and not move. These at least flinch. That's crazy. This kid's, hey, I mean, hey, the muscles didn't tighten up. Nothing happened. Do it to Johnny. They just don't tell him when you're going to. No, no, no. Yeah, then we'll fix it. I guarantee you he'll jump. Yo. Squirrel. Squall like Janet Joplin. Hey, I'm telling you. I just looked and said, well, yo, I believe now. I believe. I believe now because I've actually saw it because I'm the one that was holding the eagle. I was down at your brother's house, you know, a few years ago and we had a guy down there and he told Phil, he said, I died three times. You know, people love to tell field stories like that. Tell me, I've seen a lot of things in the tunnel. And Phil said, nope. He said, oh, yeah, the doctor said I was on the table. I died three times. He said, let me ask you something. Did you see the judge? Judge? He said, uh, no, no. But what are you talking about? He said, it's destined for man to die once and then face judgment. Did you see the judge? No, no, no, no. You didn't see no death there. Well, boys, judgment day. Oh, I thought you were going to tell him about the one that, hey, Phil was preaching to him. And then I said, hey, Phil told him, said you got two major problems there, son. Oh, no. Yeah, I was there for that one. Hey, he's telling this kid the gospel. Yeah. You got two major problems you got to deal with. Send problem. You have done something wrong in your lifetime. Right? He said, oh, yeah. He said, well, hey, then you are going to go in the grave. Everybody, everybody's going to die one day. Everybody's going to die. And the kids said, oh, you ain't putting that guilt trip on me. Got up next time you hear Tyre squalor and pick up truck. Yeah, this guy, this guy was like, wait a minute, you're not going to tell me that I'm going to die. And Phil said, he started laughing. He looked at me. He said, yeah. He said, every man's going to die. You're going to die one time. He said, face it, you're going to die. Well, hey, look, next time you hear Tyre squalor. He left and squalled. Three weeks later, Philip called Phil and said, hey, Phil, you know that old boy I brought down to the grave three weeks ago? He said, guess what? Phil said, oh, he said, yep. He was in a bar, got a knife to death. He certainly did. That was God giving that kid one more chance. And he didn't move on it. Yeah. Yeah. But you're sad. But hey. Yeah, we generally end up good news. Because if you don't believe that, hey, That took a fun turn. If you don't believe that God Almighty, That's the true story. Hey, since people, two people, you need to wake up. Yeah, you need to be like that guy jumped up out of that casket. Yeah. You need to wake up. Because, hey, I would pay good money to see that. I want you to ask your parents about that. I know Ray's probably talking about it. I mean, your dad probably knows that. I'll ask that when I get back to the shop. For sure. That's crazy. That's wild. But yeah, I don't know what it is. You know, people, they want to see things and see a vision. I had a friend of mine that I was talking to, and he was going through a hard time toward the end of his life because he was suffering from some stuff. And I was sharing the gospel with him. And he was like, well, I ain't seen a vision yet. You know, and I said, well, you may not see a vision. But you still need Jesus more than you need the next fresh breath of air. You know? And he was like, no, I mean, my uncle saw a vision. I'm like, well, if you wait on a miracle, you can see one ever five minutes. Yeah. And hey, you still would not be saved. Yeah. No. We saw Phillip kill that fly, which I. Boom. No. That was a miracle. Hey, that was a good shot. I don't disagree. That one was. Stuck him into the microphone. Hey, I was mad because I missed him. You did. There's a thing. There's a thing about miracles that gets me though. What? Is that we've got too many calm men that are faster with their hands than your eyes can keep up with. A magician? Huh? See? Oh, yeah. Well, one was just got too many calm men that, hey, you know, you think it's amazing what they can do. Okay. But I. I feel like we're going back to the last part of the second. I didn't affect you in your life. You saw it. How does it affect you? Yeah. Did it do anything good for you? I remember we went to a place and all they talked about was, you know, because look, I have seen miracles. I've seen them myself. I watched a boy who was dying. He had no chance to live and I saw him two years later and he lived through it. It's healthy. I mean, I said, look, when I left, I just knew he was going to die because I mean, my faith is weak. Okay. But this kid lived and to see something like that will change you, you know? I mean, God is more powerful than than anybody knows and anybody. But here was the thing in that there was no miracle performed by any human being. That wasn't no hocus pocus either. This one little hocus pocus trick. Okay. All we did was someone came to me that had cancer and said, Uncle Si, would you say a prayer to the Almighty for me? And I said, I'd be honored to. But we said a prayer. Okay. Left. Felt like crap. Okay. Because this kid was on his way out and you could, you knew this, but when you looked at it. Oh yeah. No, I was right. Well, two years later, fast forward two years, we made a promise. We made him again, him and grandpa. Yep. Well, he's alive. Yep. But my point was Si, is that when we went to that, that one church and you told that story, then everybody there was like, let's see if we can, you know, do some more miracle signs. I was like, miracles ain't gonna save you. I said, hey, only Jesus saves you, you know? No, no, because the guy kept saying, hey, if you need a miracle, come on down. And then Si had one mic and the other guy had another mic. He said, if you need a miracle, come down. And then Si was like, but a miracle ain't gonna save you. I said, hey, you gotta have, I said, hey, you gotta have Jesus involved in the saving part. Ain't no doubt. Okay. Because, hey, you could see it and be involved in it. Yeah. And hey, that ain't gonna cover your sin. No. Okay. We've got two problems. We got a sin problem just like Phil tried to tell that kid. Yeah. You've got a sin problem. You've done something wrong. You've broken man's law plus God's law. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, hey, there's a reckoning coming for that. Yeah. Yep. You're gonna be, you're gonna be charged with it. And when you stand before the maker, he's gonna say, okay, what have you got for me? Yeah. If you got a legitimate excuse that will cover it. Yeah. Well, that ain't one. That's why it's important. I mean, we're talking about things that, you know, people trying to pull off acting like they're raising people from the dead and some, you know, some stuff that you see that's the hands are quicker than the eye. But look, that's that stuff ain't gonna hold up. I'm sure you saw a bunch of stuff and when you were in NAMM, you know, crazy stuff like that. Well, I would say if you, if you could talk to and if they would open up and be honest with you, our veterans could tell you things that they saw and that they went through. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But that trust me will not tell you, hey, they may not have believed Jesus in the beginning, but after they've seen what they went through, they believed in it then. Yeah. Okay. You see a guy standing next to you lose his head. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, I mean, Yo, hey, if you don't, if I don't wake you up. Yeah. Well, so not only that, but when Martin was going through things, you know, with his kids and they were young when Johnny D went through some things with his kids and me and my wife were going through things. If you don't have a community of people, I mean, it's really going to be. Well, if you don't have a support group or someone to support you in that time, to go through it alone. Oh, hey, it drives some people nuts. Okay. Because hey, the human being wasn't meant to have that. Yeah. You handle that. It's my pump. That's my humble opinion. Now you're right. You're not meant to go through it. Speaking of wacky. Hello at duckcallroom.com. The inbox 3182156559 is the phone number. You want to hear crazy dreams? Uh, I might as well. You want to hear crazy dream? Angela, she's, she's having summit. No, different. Don't tell it. Huh? Don't tell what? Is it somebody we know? No. This is hello at duckcallroom.com. I just read that makes me kind of giggle. You know, sometimes they, you got some stuff and they put you on some stuff to make you sleep and you dream real hard. She was in the ER in her dream and the door opened up. And who's the doctor? No. Si. No. Run. Hey. No. Run. And she said, all I can remember is me trying to tell him my problem and he just kept saying, no, no, hey, yeah. No, no, hey. I'm having trouble breathing. No, no, hey. No, no, no. Let me tell you what you got. No, you ain't. I'm having trouble. Let me tell you a story. No, no, hey. Hit this oxy. Hey, I was in, no. Here's the cure for you, darling. Don't watch any more of that. No, quit drinking. That's that dream weaver. Oh, that's so funny. You're not supposed to mix those pills with wine. I would love to have a weird dream about Si sometime. No, I'd like to have the interpretation. Oh, here we go. No, on some of my hats. We would too. Last night I had one. Did you jump from mountain to mountain and start hauling? Oh, yeah, I have been. This is last night. No, hey. No, hey. No, hey. I always, yeah. Yeah. That's one. Hey, that is a real current dream that I get myself in a position. Okay. Well, I'm always, I ain't got one thing to do. I'm on top of a mountain and she got to jump. And do you jump? And I jump. And nothing ever happens. He wakes up four hits a ground. Yeah, four hits a ground. But the other night, guess what? Glut. I mean, I'm in fields, red toriel to pick up four-wheel drive. And I'm against a wooden fence. And hey, this baby is, I mean, if you tell me that muddy, I got this thing right near buried and we're going, still going forward because I'm not going to stop. This is a joe. Yeah, this is a dream. I have trouble. Hey, if I wake up, look, I'll wake up and I'm going, cause I'm fighting this steering wheel and this four-wheel drive and this mud for like hours. That was your dream? You were just, I was about to drink mud. Hey, you didn't get no rest that night. He was stuck in a rut, baby. Now he's stuck in a rut. I was, I was what you would call stuck in a rut. He's, he's went from out of control, falling to stuck in a rut. Yeah, couldn't get out of it. Couldn't get out of the mud. It probably means you have to move. I was moving. No, you have to move homes. Godwin had a nightmare while we were going down the road. Si was driving and telling me a story. And Godwin started hollering in the back. And I looked and we're in the wrong lane with oncoming traffic. But Si was telling me a story looking at me. He yanks it over and he just keeps telling the story. And Godwin was like, y'all need somebody else. I don't remember all this. We're driving out to our friend Claes. Oh, that was that night. I don't remember all that. You were telling the story. Claes, isn't, hold on. That's not far enough away for a someone to take a nap. And B to get in the wrong lane. You obviously don't travel much with Si or Godwin. No, you don't. They only need about three minutes of nothing. And they are out, buddy. I don't sleep in a car. They can sleep in a vehicle quickly. Si was a way better road trip partner when he smoked. Why was that? Because he was awake. Yeah, he was awake. I was like, I was kind of explosive. Now he'd get over a kick at oxygen on it. Oh, yeah. And when he goes to sleep with me, I make him listen to it. Yacht rock. Smooth. Yacht rock put anybody to sleep. I love it. Yeah. Oh, man. What? It can't go. We got anything else or not? We're good. Well, I got invited back to the Krispy Kreme Marathon. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think I need to do it. Eat a donut every mile? General race information. It's the Krispy Kreme Challenge in Raleigh, North Carolina. North Kacke. I'll be in North Carolina this week. I'll go with you. Will you really? Bay at Ville. Yeah. That's a good question. Donnie D, I want to go if you do it. That's right around. It's on February 7th. I don't think I can make it by then. Good country. You have to eat a whole donut. You have to eat the dozen donuts in the middle of a race. It just sounds awful. So you'll be hunting with Jay Stone that weekend. That's where my girlfriend lives. You should go. What about Hunter? Hunter, go run. That weekend he's talking about. Hunter, when was the last time you ran for any reason whatsoever at all? Whether it be something chasing you or exercise or. What did I say? I don't have an answer to that. What's chasing me? Shoot, what's chasing him? Words of wisdom from the Lord. Are you going to have first aid? Well, we got a few more minutes. Hunter's got some voicemails from us. Not from us. I should call in and leave voicemails. 318-215-6559. I was just wondering what Martin or anybody else, what do you normally play as when you play Mario Kart? What character? This is Colton from Mississippi. The new one? The new one on Black Yoshi. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What's this? You can't be Yoshi. I like Black Yoshi. Because he drives a BMW, a Black BMW. I'm all blacked out. Tell us what you're talking about, Martin. Do you ever play video games? Video games? Yeah. And what's the name of it? Mario Kart. Mario Kart. You race with Mario characters. Oh, maybe hit a banana pill. You're in trouble. Spam. I'm disappointed in you. Why? You're not a Yoshi kind of guy. I like the whole Blackout Beamer look. You're not a Blackout Beamer kind of guy. I know, but that's why video games are fantasy. You go be something you're not in real life. You only have two choices that are correct. What? You know the two. Bowser. One of them. Donkey Kong. There's the other. See? I don't like. Donkey Kong. See? Why are you trying to get away from PDR, man? His own life, Donkey Kong. That's back when they only had eight characters. Now they got like 75. It's too many now. Yeah, that's too many characters. Too much, but not like Black Yoshi. But I'm Yoshi. That's fine. You can't be Yoshi if I'm Yoshi. Sure. They have like nine colors of Yoshi on this one. Hey, we let the, you know. Well, you have to wear a Black watch and be Twinkies if you both want to be Yoshi. I'm Yoshi. I'm Yoshi. It sounded like a bunch of racists on this game. Now you used to be Toad, so I don't even want to hear it. Like. Did you say racers or racists? Racists. Why are you getting? I just matched my car. Y'all got all these colors. You're racist. Well, they got orange, blue, yellow. Got a bunch of racists in this thing. Generic green. But yeah, that's it. On the new one. Fine. But I've got it saved. It's like four buttons. Do they have any Porsches in this car game? Portions? Porsches. No, no Porsches. The only brand. BMWs? The only brand is a Beamer. Yeah. Oh, they only go with Beamer. I got that and played that one. I got mad the last time I lost to my kids and realized that we were coming to a new. Oh, he got beat by the kids. World order. They beat you? I ain't playing this crap no more. Yeah, that beat the doll out of them. Both of them? That's a toughie. It's tough life. Yeah. You ought to play golf. I'm not. Yeah, I play Britney, so. Tiger Wood golf. Oh, here we go. Hey, I'm telling you. Next time I have to play Tiger Wood. Then you got to pull the shark move. Go on this fairway. And there's a bunch of trees in between you and the green. Which makes a big U-turn. That video game did a number on you, man. You still remember it. Hey, that was a good game. It burned an image in size. We played some good games on that day. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall to watch you and your son play each other in a video game. You think there was any arguments going on? Buddy, buddy, buddy. Would that have been so good? We made some fantastic shots. Well, yeah, it's a video game. Remember when you got into golf for some unknown apparent reason? Yeah. Why? Because of duck Dynasty. That was it. That's it. And Jayce says I couldn't coach him. And he's right because he's uncutable. Uncoachable, boy. Because he's so hard-headed. Kind of like? Listen. Where'd he get that from? I don't know. I asked you, Ned. He stayed with me as a child too long. And Eric, Eric, we don't know where Eric's from. He did email you and Cy. I think he's from England because he spells favorite funny. Whether you. Yeah. Does that mean you're from England? He's one of those grits. He could be, yeah. Eric, I need you to email me back and tell me where you're from because you spell favorite funny. But he asked, what's your favorite episode of duck Dynasty? Cy. He ain't never seen it, man. True. Mine? How many episodes have you watched? How many seasons did we have? 13. He's watched 13. We actually had 13. He's watched 13. There's a hundred. He's watched 13 episodes then. Yeah. Now, I have one. When everybody gets together to watch 13. For all the premier parties, that's the only ones he's been a part of. And he just ate, right? So, I asked you this question. How many episodes have you watched? That's my question. All right. None. You've never watched that. I don't watch that. John. But you remember it being filmed, so what was your favorite time when you were? My favorite one was, was okay. Was with me and Fat Boy. Martin. No. Whoa! I was with the little fat CEO of Dr. Cumberbush. I'm not skinny. Willie. No, back then. Not now. I'm not skinny now either. Hey. Guilty as George. They ain't got me. I had me handcuffed. You and Willie were handcuffed. And Willie were handcuffed together. Oh, yeah. And the funniest part of that whole, the last episode was. Here, hold my teacup. Well, look. I told Willie here, hold my teacup. Because he swat. I said, hey. I said, I held something to the gallon of jug first and it's just down to that, the bottom. I said, hey. It was full. I said, it was full when I came to work this morning. I said, you see, it's about three quarters empty. I said, guess what? He said, oh, no. I said, oh, yeah. So look, they, all they see, all you can see of me and Willie is my shoulders. Our shoulders in head. And about that time Willie said, you just peed on my hand. I said, well, get it out of the way. It is. He said, put the teacup in the other hand. I said, nope. I already got something in that hand. The funny thing is, Si's not telling you this from what he saw on TV. Because he didn't watch. No, this is what happened. I mean, that's what happened. That was the scene. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. How do we get you to watch Duck Down? Would you ever watch it just for fun? You would have to pay me money to watch it. We do it on, we do it on Twitch. Hey, we used to watch it every week. And we live streamed Si watching Duck Down. That's the only time I would actually see the episode. That's when we would have premiere night one week. Yeah. That's why I said that's why I said 13 is how many. Yeah. Third Martin, I think I think I just got a business idea. Well, hey, hold up. We can do it. We could live stream you watching Duck Dynasty. And people can subscribe and pay us to say their names or something. He just did that with Willie and Corey. For the new show, for the revival. Let's go home. I got to go to work. Why would I go home? What's the first? Oh, by the way, stay warm out there. If you're in the middle of America. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a bit of cold. Yeah, stay warm. When are you moving? Huh? You might be moving in the middle of an ice storm, man. This is one of the things. Hey, I'm just do what I told. Nah, let the ice go. Mom ain't gonna do nothing when it's spring. When the time comes, they will let me know. Get in the truck. Huh? You just need to get out there for spring time before it starts warming back up. You'd be a ice-wised-take cold. That's why one of the greatest insults on earth is you stink on ice. Stink on ice. It's hard to stink on ice. It is. Not impossible, but hard. Very difficult. Isaiah 43-2, when you pass through the waters. What? No, go ahead. You said, uh-oh. Well, we just had that last time. He likes it. Isaiah 43-2, when you pass through the waters, I'll be with you. And when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you ablaze.