NETTERS LIVE: Olympics Hype, Super Bowl Debates, and Billy Langdon!

Welcome to the empty netters podcast. Can you believe what this has become? There was a full 48 hours right? I felt like that was like literally Superman. Jambola was playing Fortnite so... No, I hate it. It gets on the stick. Did TR show you the son of Cycle? It was not already. No, I invented that. Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check. That's kind of nice. So we are back. We are horned up and we are going deep. We're just going to have some chicken fingers and a few Guinnesses. We're ending to you guys. That's where this pod came from. Wow. Wow. Is this on? Yeah, it's on. What's up everybody? Holy shit. This is unbelievable. I can't believe we had to bribe all of you to be here. This has been fantastic. Well folks, ice is ready. Yes. And we're back with an empty netters live show. This is unbelievable. You guys are all incredible for being here. I'm your host, Dan Powers. Over here on the sticks, as always, he sporadically came into our lives and stole our hearts. Just like the English went in and stole his country. Sean Baphini. Over here, we got Ev bot running around with a camera, the newest member of the empty netters squad. Evan Watkins. And then over here, once upon a time, a friend from home hit this guy up and asked to be new anything about making a website. And instead of saying no, this guy spent a week learning how to make a website and then for free made said website for this guy's lobster company. And then as a thank you, he then paid full price for 10 lobsters to be shipped to our house. They then got delayed in the mail and three days later, 10 dead lobsters showed up on our doorstep. Chris Bauer. There we go. As always, that was a good one, Dan. That was a good one. You were truly the most inconvenient man who's ever lived. I travel with me. I travel. I try doing anything with you about it. Facts unbelievable. Well again, folks, I cannot believe that you're all here. You're incredible. We love you, babe, so much. Let's get into this show. We'll talk some hockey. We'll talk some nonsense. We'll talk to heated rivalry. We got a beer league hotline of blind ranking. We sure do. Here's the deal. I know there's actually, if you're a hockey fan in here, let's hear it a little bit. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Hell yeah. And if you're just a fan of our general nonsense in here, let's hear it. That is probably the more accurate one here. That's only because Sean does the general nonsense. That's why they all like that. Sean, come on, baby. All right. Well, we're going to start with some hockey talk. Listen, the abs, we got some abs fans over here. The abs are a wagon. The Tampa Bay Lightning or a wagon, but none of that shit matters right now. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Because we're going to Olympics. So we've got to talk about the Olympics for those who don't know. It's been 12 years since NHL players have been in the Olympics. Unbelievable. Yep. So fired up. But we found out today, really great journalism by us, hockey guys. Some weird rules in these Olympics. Yeah. So actually, we put the fan questions out and a ton of questions are about the rule changes in the Olympics. So we wanted to talk about that a little bit and the craziest one. I'm actually going to be surprised if even the hockey people knew this. The overtime in the Olympics this year, the preliminary round is five minute OT, three on three, then a shootout, five person shootout. Then the semi-final and quarter finals is a 10 minute three on three overtime, then a shootout. And the gold medal game is continuous 20 minute OT, but also three on three. Can you imagine playing three on three for 20 minutes? Three on three gold medal OT. It would be the most electric gold medal game of all time if it went a full 20 minute three on three of just nonsense going back and forth. Dude, imagine if a semi-final game to send you to the gold medal goes into extra time shootouts, like with Oshi. Where's Ginsberg? There he is. Ben Ginsberg came over to our apartment at four in the morning during the Sochi Olympics to watch that Oshi shootout, showed up with a box of donuts like a true gentleman. 4 a.m. We ate the whole fucking box. The whole box was gone. Just a three watching that Oshi shootout all time moment. That could happen again. Actually, who for a hat talk? For a hat. How many goals did Oshi score in that shootout? Needs seven, but no. We got a three. Nope, nope. Nope. Four. Four. Boom. Come on. There we go. That a baby. Also, just a random question. Does anyone here have a massive head? Because these hats are extra large. Grab those guys. They'll fit your large noggin. Thank you for having them. It's unbelievable. So we're talking about Olympics and we're talking about Canada being an absolute wagon. It's ridiculous. We need you. Do we have any Canadians in here? Let's go. Fuck. Someone get her the fuck out of you. But listen, I think we need a USA win here. Well, someone asked who needs the gold more. It's the US. I don't know. I don't think we need it more. We don't think so. If this Canada team doesn't win gold, they are fucked. The US hockey team needs a win. That's what we're saying. Yeah, yeah. If this Canada team does not win, that's a disaster. They come home. They come home humiliated. I hear you. But we talked about the injuries. Sweden has a bunch of bad injuries. Finland has a bunch of bad injuries. Barcobs not playing. Now we've got Canada with point out. So really out. The US is the only team that doesn't really have injuries. Yes, sneaky, healthy. And this is, this is, I know one can record this and clip this. Because I don't want any of the US boys to hear me talking shit. But there have been so many edits, so many videos of this US team being like, we like being the underdog. Yeah. We like being the little brother. It fuels us. And I'm like, hey, dipshits, you haven't won in 46 years. Like, what the fuck was that? It's not exactly working. Yeah, it's like this, this, this, uh, we're tough. We're gritty. It hasn't worked in a while, dude. Maybe we switched things up. I also wonder if we could get a little injured. Like maybe JT Miller picks up a knock. Maybe Vincent Trollcheck picks up a knock. Maybe. Oh, no, we have to have Jason Roberts. Oh, my god, Jason Robertson and Cole Coffield made the team. Oh, fuck. For those who are unaware in the NHL right now, three of the top six goal scores in the league are American. Not a single one of them is on team USA. Really fucking galaxy brand stuff from the coaches here picking this roster. Dude, good point actually because I will say this. We don't need the gold. But if this US team crashes out early, they are going to get a lot of injuries. Yeah, they are going to get fucking seward for these decisions. As if we make the golden lose to Canada, it's like all good. We pick the right team. If we lose in the quarterfinals, they're going to go, why are those Rangers on this team? Why is Brock Nelson on this team? They're in dead last. And hold on, it took us all of seven minutes before the Rangers shit talk started. I'm glad it came from you. Yeah, you're right. It's usually coming from me. So there, I mean, here's the thing. It's like, I do keep coming back to. I'm so excited for this team. I'm so excited for this tournament. Olympic hockey is the best thing in the world. The women are already there crushing it right now. It's so good. Hell yeah. Let's go. Come on. But I cannot get over, man. If this narrative of like the, we're the bully. We're like, you know, I'm like, guys, you have not won. And a lot, there's a reason we all watch Miracle every fucking day. Yeah. Like, God, that felt good. Try to remind ourselves of that. That felt fucking good. Yeah, I think, you know, we got a shot, dude. I liked that it's on. People were freaking out about the rink, right? It was like, all the rinks too short. It's, the Olympic rink is normally bigger. The, there's been a limpa cocky played on an NHL size rink twice before, because when it was in Vancouver, you're playing at the Vancouver. Yep. So it is happened. They did, this rink is short by accident. This rink is for a feature, which is a massive L for the metric system, by the way. Everybody's like, inches in feet or stoop, and I'm like, measure a fucking rink morons. Talk to me about centimeters. Imagine having four years to get prepared for you hosting the Olympics. Yep. And you're like, we did fuck up the hockey rink. Yep. But I'm telling you, unfortunately, it's not done yet. Yep. That small rink, though, is going to favor us. Because we built this team to be tough and, you know, grind in the corners. We don't want to play this fast, Canada, the game, the small rinks going to help. It's true. It's also built in excuses. Yeah, correct. Who has to be incredible for Team USA to win gold? JT Miller. Actually, Jack, you're right. If JT Miller and Vincent Tro check lead Team USA in goals with Will Win. If our worst player is playing really well, then we're going to do a great job. Will be okay. No, I think it's the scorers. I think it's, I mean, you know, guys like Jack Eichel is going to have a great tournament. You know, guys like Jacob Slaven and Rurenski and Quinn are probably going to have a great tournament. I need, I need like Dylan Larkin to come out and just absolutely light the world on fire. Yeah. I just, unfortunately, I feel like it's maybe Austin Matthews does something once in his entire life. Like, hey, oh, it's a big game, Austin. Can you please not call in six? That would be, that would be, that would be fantastic. If he misses another chance, if that, if we make the gold, then it goes to overtime and he misses another point blank shot from the slot. He has to retire on the spot. Don't come back. And then he's found reading a book. Well, Connor McDabby is open in the slot and wins the game. Goddamn, I think it's the goalies, dude. I don't even know who's going to play. Like, legitimately, I don't know who's going to be, I hope it's sway, but it could be any of those goalies. But I fortunately, remember, remember in the 11 Bruins Cup when it was that game seven Tampa prop Boston. Yeah. And we were like, how do we win this game? And I was like, I just need a Tim Thomas shutout. And it's the only way we can win. Yeah. And then he did it. That's what I need from the US goalies. If we get a shutout in the gold medal game, we can win. I'm picturing you as the coach of this US team and looking at those goalies. If they play Canada and going, hey, so yeah, you know how you've got a conor McDavid, Nathan McKin and Calma Carr, Sydney Crosby on that. Just go ahead and don't get scored. No goals. Don't get scored on it. I promise we'll win. Well, because I got a Jeremy's way into that situation. You go, fuck you. Yeah. What do you want? I go, who's going to score on our team? Look at this team we put together. He goes, Robo or Cole or Debrink, and I go, none of them are here. You're not here. They didn't come. Goddamn. You know, it's great. It's good JTML or Brock Nelson or it's cool. Give me an unsung hero. I mean, I want it to be my guy, Dylan. I love Dylan so much. But my unsung hero for this team USA group is going to be... Ooh. Zacharynski. Oh, shit. That's a good one. I mean, the guy is unbelievable. Calma Carr was made in a lab and yet every year Zacharynski is comparable to Calma Carr. That's unbelievable. I actually, I kind of, I think it's going to be one of the fourth line candidate guys. Like give me A-Gol Jarvis. You want to do what I'm doing? You want to do what I'm doing? Robb, you did. No, no, no. No, dude. Okay, I'm good for Canada, dude. Fuck that. Because actually, actually, I look this up. You sound like me. It's rooting for every little turn coat. I actually, I look this up. I think that only six in the way. I just have an Evan check this for me. But I think six people ever have three gold medals. Individual gold medals. They're all Soviet. Yeah, they're all Soviets. It's 64 through 84. Yeah, nice. And so, yeah, I think it's Crosby and... And do we? Crosby and do we could have a third gold medal. Only two guys. And that actually would be so sick. Let's hear it for Soviet Russia. Yay! Come on! Why did anyone cheer me? Where are you actually? That's incredible. Get her out of here, too. That's great. We've been infiltrated. Well, so we're going to Milan on Tuesday. We're going to be there for the games. So we're going to be getting it. Getting you all some great coverage. But I think I'm most excited about all of our lifestyles. Yeah. Like, ripping around Milan. I feel like I mentioned the other day. I was like, I'm going to eat pasta. And someone from Milan said in our dams, and was like, we don't eat pasta here. You fucking idiot. Yeah. What do you eat? Yeah. And they were like, millenase, obviously. Yeah. And I was like, Jesus, I feel like I'm going on. Well, that actually suits you perfectly, because long time followers will remember that Dan, this sick pig, gets chicken, chicken parms, his favorite meal. And Dan, every time we're out on the road, he finds us, he looks, does all this research, finds us the best Italian place in the city that we're at. And I'm like, oh, this is great. It's only go down there. And then he orders the chicken parm and subs out the pasta for broccoli. And I'm like, literally, you don't like that. You don't like that. Dude, we went to an Italian place. Like a well researched and reviewed Italian place. So you could not have the pasta for fucking steamed broccoli with your chicken parm. Shear me out, everybody. If you're ordering chicken parm, which by the way, another thing, if you go to Italy and order chicken parm, they will shoe you out of the restaurant. Yeah, also correct. But chicken parm is the star. I don't need, if I wanted pasta, I'd order a nice pasta. I want chicken parm to shine. It can shine. It can shine with the pasta. They make it that way. It's literally designed to shine. I'm acting like the chicken parm suffers if there's a lot of stuff in there. It's too heavy. It's too heavy of a dish. Dude, we eat the broccoli. It's outrageous that you drag me to these places and then turn your nose up to the most important part of the entire dish. Just let me eat my meal. No. You embarrass me. You embarrass me. If we were alone, if we ordered it back to the hotel, you do whatever you want to. You eat the fucking broccoli. So when we're out in public. Just like, of course. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. I just like, you pay money for that? Yes, yes, yes. It's insane. The fuck is this? You were a bonnet. Joked dude, it is so stupid. It's so hard eating with you bro. Just order some fish and chips and chicken parm to me. Oh my god. I'm telling you. Well, they eat fish. Yeah, wait a minute. Yeah, wow. Wow. I said at the beginning they stole you, all right? Oh god. Well, I mean, listen, Olympic hockey is going to be incredible. Cannot wait for it. Yeah. Are there any other hitters on that that you want to talk about? No, I don't think so. I'm fired up. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be unbelievable. I'm so excited. I hope we can figure out what the hell we're doing over there because the Olympics are so strict. Yeah. They were like, you can't post anything. And I was like, I'll post what? No, truly. They were like, we're going to leave all the coverage to us. And I was like, watch me, pal. Yeah. Watch me. Sneak into the locker room. A post of video. It's going to be unbelievable. But I can't wait. I can't wait either. Should we bring up a friend? Yeah, I think we bring in a friend. I think we bring in a friend. All right. And if anyone in here is in the almost Friday, Roman loves the almost Friday TV sketches, we're going to bring up our friend, Billy Langdon right now. Come on, Billy. Let's go. Have a nice fun conversation with us. Wow. Come on, Bill. Hi. How are you? How are we casual night last night? Very casual night. Yeah, I like actually was in the crowd looking at the fact that I have to hold the microphone up here I was just like fuck it. I just need something to rest this on you Britney Mike that you did have your arm up all night. Yeah, wait for you guys out for Yeah, for 30 we went to the a late DJ set last night and honestly you owe me an answer Fuck we shouldn't have brought I don't know any of this so I'm here for the tea here We got tickets were about eighty three dollars. Yep He got on the way list too late never got off the ticket skyrocketed about five hundred dollars yesterday And he didn't have a ticket and halfway through the show he just handled that barreling into the crowd And I just you saw me first you you saw me first dude, so we were just refreshing We were just refreshing tickets all night like literally Sandra and I were like okay refresh refresh They'll drop they'll drop like just up up up nightmare Then they sell out completely and I was like all right. I'm dead can't go Sandra's like they'll they'll come back just keep refreshing some refresh 30 minutes sold out sold out Finally refresh again and one sold for like 180 but I missed it But I was but it pissed me off But I was like it's possible you just have to keep refreshing. Yeah, and then literally at 11.15 p.m I'm in Manhattan Beach. I'm at shell back and I refresh and one pops up for one fifth two tickets for one 15 I go buy Uber boom boom Lightning foam suit and then I drove an hour and a half to fucking Glendale and then Remember at the beginning of the show when I said this is the most inconvenient man Who's ever lived like this is what his life is if there are any San Jose sharks fans here We were out with Tyler to fully on the sharks last night. I have it. Let's go time you drinks and I'm sitting there being like I'm pretty sure this guy talked about going to a concert later But it's just like 10 30 11 11 30. I'm like I guess he's not going and then he's half in the bag And he looks at us and goes well I'm going to a camel fat concert and I was like you are out of 10 fantasy shots And I was like I got to go you're a psychopath But I was good to see it was great to see you always great to see you I'm gonna see you god damn all right Well fans in the show know we like to do a knot ice portion of the show where we get into anything other than hockey and It's it's super bowl weekend. Let's go. So we had to bring Billy up because Billy You're not the biggest football fan I'm not I don't watch any sport. There you love you love sports ball. It's incredible Honestly, you know, yeah, we're so funny too is like all of my friends throughout my life It's been such big sports fans and I constantly meet athletes now at Friday beers and they know I don't even know these people And they're genuinely just like fuck you dude. Yeah, yeah, I don't like you Yeah, genuinely. Yeah, that's what they say we wanted to get into a discussion Because I think there are a lot of maybe not the biggest football fans who participate in the Super Bowl because it's a big day It's a big day So we had to get into the discussion of what makes the perfect super Who's written who's written for the Hawks? Who's Hawks Hawks? Okay, okay? Who's written for the Pats? Whoa I'm gonna get you had out There we go there we look at there we go I was a bucket I don't know that was incredible. I was so way to that real nice incredible I'm working on it. Okay, here's since three o'clock Today's TV okay with the cake and I want crowd participation on this so chime in with any of your ideas We're gonna talk about food first Because I have a very hot take here. This is gonna be some bullshit. I yeah, I mean considering what we just heard This is gonna be some bullshit. I think you got to serve broccoli with it You have to I think dips at Super Bowl parties are a disaster Why they're two they're two filling I Feel like whenever the dip because the dips come out first and then I feel like you just start Housing the dip and then like an hour into the Super Bowl party You feel like a fat piece of shit and you can't eat anything else because you've had too much dip This is exactly the opinion of somebody who orders Parmesan with steamed off This doesn't surprise me the least well at least I'm consistent One the whole point of dip is to eat itself sick Three actually like completely agree if you go to a Mexican restaurant They put guac on the table. You get sick and then you don't eat anything. They just keep bringing a salsa Here you go dude, how do you sound bad? I'm trying I'm trying to heal us here like you are you're trying to undermine the very definition of dip I know also that is the day to go insane on if there ever was a day I know I'm like yeah, I want to fill up on this buffalo chicken dip that you have made yeah, yeah, I do make it very good to yourself Control if you're like yes Just have a little bit of dip Yeah, the fact that like if I put dip in front of you can't stop until you're like I'm sick and this is your fault for doing this to me now I feel like whenever I'm at a Super Bowl party and there's a plethora of dips I feel like the Grinch at the holiday Jubilee when I'm just like a multiple thing I'm like I'm sampling every dip on the table and I just I don't know The varieties the spice a lot of it like no not for you Dude, you know, I will say this though. I wonder what you're taking is I think that often the dips are placed on The coffee table and the dip is a not the speediest of in and out you know if you come and come And they're getting the dips and they're right in front of you do this move and I'm like Get the fuck down. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah Exactly trap. Yeah, I'm like what the dips back there to it's third and 10 like this is the play of the fucking game I like to set them on the credenz right where the TV is resting Yeah, that's perfect right above it on a show. I could see you being not a football fan hosting a Super Bowl party and just making it pure chaos for everybody Like just seeing how fast people would figure out that you were Okay, but here's my other thing Seeding yeah, it's important. I don't know if anyone here is ever hosted a Super Bowl party There's no worse feeling than when you have people over and then see that someone is in like the cook chair or or Standing in the back and you're like fuck. Do you do you think there needs to be a seat per person? Or do you expect some standing? No? What will what's everyone supposed to do? Okay, now we're talking. It's a Super Bowl party now. We're talking. I this is we're talking about eating ourselves sick, right? Like that's the point. Yeah, that's right. We need to drop the pomp and circumstance of Super Bowl parties I want everyone to come over in PJs sweatpants and I'm gonna lay out okay pillows and mattresses on the floor and let everyone just lie around and Gorge themselves over yes In a food coma and just sleep there. I like this perhaps a four what's like the school the shut in you know how schools We're doing a shot to snow day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I walked in your house For the next for you on your fancy outfit you can wear a jersey if you want but dress comfortably and then pass it on my floor Okay, I love it Dan because I wanted to ask how much real food you want there because I like the ass But like you want like real significant food there like what do you mean by like pizza would be real food? Yeah, yeah, like do we want like substantial food? Something that's considered an entree. Yeah, yes, Dan I think I like it Dan once Dan once passed out literally fainted All right, that are super Dan fainted at our Super Bowl party because he didn't eat enough. Actually you tell the story But Dan Dan Dan Dan fainted at a super Bowl to Dan Dude he almost he almost can cost himself this actually I don't tell myself I'd go to the hospital This was the Patriots Falcons 28 to three game and we ordered a bunch of wings and I was too stressed to eat during the game And I was just like housing to Kula sodas and I was Sitting on the floor. Yeah, he was on the floor was on the floor And it was like truly making us a comeback and at the end of the game It was like Durran Harmon picked off a ball to like seal the deal or so. I don't know or no It was the James White touchdown or whatever But I went from a sitting on the floor position to leaping in the air in a matter of 1.3 seconds and that head rush I then remember Feeling dizzy and putting my hand on the coffee table and watching my wrist like buckle over itself and then like Smash my face on the table and like fell down and there's only a two-butter house, but they were like what just happened There was two people in you. Yes, I was one of them. I was just me and Dan at one of the cars upstairs locked in his room Yeah, I wasn't couldn't watch You think I'm nuts this guy has a mental problem wait you couldn't even watch those two stress out Dan I died came downstairs and my buddy goes dude We won the Super Bowl and Dan has to go to the hospital and I was like holy shit. What the fuck happened to That's insane. Oh my god Whatever so now he thought Dan was reaching for a wing finally and he was like oh nice Dan's gonna eat now Yeah, and then his hand missed the wings and he was like what is he doing? Can he see and then his wrist started crumpling over and he A little wrist starts crumpling around Voldemort like the wind gust came and like turned him to dust Yeah, that was me that was me. That was me. That's fucking incredible dude. It's unbelievable But I'm telling you I think that I think this seating arrangement floor pillow Mathras situation might be a move. We got to start turning Super Bowl party Everywhere because clear your wrist. Yes, yeah, you're getting that Floop does party with two people That's like there's a bigger conversation these behind the insane asylum rooms with padded walls and floors It's a very what I need to watch super ball party is an insane asylum Yeah, dude, Dan. I don't want to go to your Super Bowl party It sounds like there's no dip and there's padding Yeah, there's no dip you can't eat it's and gonna kill Yeah, like what the fuck happened. Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to learn that I no one is gonna want to come over to my host Yeah, Super Bowl party that's pretty stand, but I'll tell you what you'll be comfortable. Yeah, you're You're free PJs free PJs for everybody that's kind of nice That's kind of nice. Wait, you're providing the PJs. Yeah, he's gonna get PJs. He sized you up the second you walked Okay, this is he sized you up the I have every inch of you memorized you're out of your mind That's the nicest thing you're That's awesome. How many people is there a cap? Oh, that's a good question to that For me it's two and someone upstairs in the bedroom That's a good question. What do you think Billy? Mm-hmm. I feel like there should be a cap This doesn't need to be like a massive party like wouldn't that be sick though a ban Okay, actually for my sake is what if we were at Francis and there was a jumbo tron screen in the yard and there was 500 people there when you're the best party. All right, you're right. I just ate my words I knew you fed him right back to me, but that's I think that's the funny thing So and anyone who's who's a big football fan out here when you're watching the Super Bowl Do you hate it when there's a lot of people there and they're just talking and not even watching again? Yeah, so I think that's a fact You need to keep it intimate. I think you need to go. I think there needs to be like a quick survey test when you walk in the door Do you plan on watching this game seriously? Yeah? Are you going to be commenting on the commercials after they are over during gameplay? Yeah, and if the answer is yes, you're out You're or you go different party. What about a separate room two rooms Great idea Billy great idea I mean in my experience houses have many rooms that's a good idea. I'm into that the two rooms. Oh, it feels it's like a kids room Yeah, it's like if anyone's here just for the dips You're gonna be watching in this room. Yeah, there's little tables. Yeah, instead of the chair Yeah, it's like the little tikes chairs Dude you're not a sports ball guy So I don't know if you have an opinion on this, but I don't know I give people a lot of credit that are willing to watch massive sporting events with Fans of the other team give it to your team and then you're like I'm down to just go somewhere where people are rooting for both Things I'm like you are fucking insane like you don't want to be around People want to be like we're all happy or we're all sad whatever, but I just need to be with my crew You know the doing is fucking nuts. You can feel it in bars where it's like split down the middle where like people celebrate and everybody else gets very obsessed watching it Yeah, it was just like they're already mad and they're watching you be happy. Yeah, dude Because here's the other thing I think it's funny how you're talking about this as if you're not the number one offender Well, so this was gonna say this was gonna say I my personality is I don't ever if you're a fan of the other team I'll never chirp you if my team wins I'm never like oh, but no one extends that back to me So like my team loses and I get fucking ridiculed and shit on and then my team wins and I'm like good game That was really fun. Yeah, I never got this is a bad deal to be too clear though to Chris is also the type of guy the game will start It'll literally be the first possession the Patriots will throw an incomplete pass and Chris goes game. Yeah, I got it I go Yeah, he does that about 52 times a game and then the Patriots win and he goes that was fucking awesome Yeah, it's incredible game. It's thanks for coming over What a great loss the highlights after so I can talk at the office tomorrow. I saw the whole thing. Oh, yeah In my room Yeah, that's cool. All right. All right. Well, so to close up Super Bowl party talk. Let's go back to food the earth each of you Your top two food needs and again got shouted out folks like if there's something that you're like this is this needs to be at a Super Bowl party I Think wings Buff dip Buff chicken dip who said pigs in a blanket. That was In a blanket Yeah, that's really what's your dipping sauce with pigs in a blanket Yeah, mustard. All right. Let's go. We're talking spicy brown Dijon. What's going on? Yeah, hell yeah I like it track your opinion on dip now Yeah, dance back in I'm like I need a spinach hard to choke Buffalo chicken I need buff chicken dip. That's my number one. Yeah, 100% you're back in on the dips now. Yeah, I've always been a huge dip guy Everyone knows that Buff chicken for sure. Yeah, yeah, probably yeah, dude You're actually now that I'm talking about this it should be only dips like you're fucking insane and nothing to scoop it with I swear to God I swear to God if you guys pick on me 13 or 14 more times out of here This is bullshit I like to see you try to go. Yeah, right. I can do I can do 13. I promise you All right, so dips wings And Comfy clothes this is your assignment Comfy clothes tomorrow. Okay, everybody. We're not we're not impressed in anybody. We're gonna wear elastic waistbands And we're gonna have fucking fun hell yeah, it's gonna be great. I fucking love it Sean. Give me a score prediction I don't even know how scores work. I know that's why I want to hear you. That's why you're gonna be right Sean 11 you have the best Not even another number Also, it's a pretty difficult to get to 11 points in an NFL game. I'm pretty thing a wild game. Yeah Okay, so Sean's pro score prediction is 11 no other score 11. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah That can be historic. I don't think we need to do the rest of us. I think that's 11 is the answer good about that I love that okay Billy we're gonna let we're gonna release you you can go back have a drink, but thanks for pop round of applause Yeah, anyone you want Come on All right, is it time for my favorite segment in the entire world? I think it is Dan We're gonna do a couple beerly caught lines. Yes Sean has picked out some special submissions And he's been practicing them all day. Okay, he told me he's the first thing he did when he woke up was start reading these Sean loves reading aloud publicly as yeah as a Rampant dyslexic Well, how do you be a rampant dyslexic? Are you just like raging? You're like a town prior just like reading I can't you can't stop me from reading poorly And all right, so our first one is Someone submitted in saying been playing with a group of guys for 15 plus years. We're all over 40 We've dropped down a few levels as we've slowed down last night. I expect we had the 1045 game And in the second period one of the guys legit fell asleep on the bench Head back open mouth snoring He's got young kids at home, so we just let him snooze Miss three shifts before he jolted awake Do we need to put him on the seniors plan? Discounted team dues and an early game only Getting a little worried about him driving home at night This is the most beerly thing I've ever heard dude my first reaction is massive massive missed opportunity to not put a smelling salt under his nose But you know it sounds like the boys knew he needed Like I think I I love this so much from both him and the guys Because I think they probably looked at him and they're like yeah, just let him sleep. You think he played quieter? Yeah Like no no chirping on the bench. Yeah, like someone starts yelling out plays and I'm like hey Dude, what's crazy though is there space? I feel like on our bench. You would have tipped right over like I can't I wonder if he's just He's got some back support gotta be like a cement wall behind Once you hit your fifties you like do the whole dad pose. Yeah, yeah It's like on the couch. I'm watching that. You know someone turns the TV off and you're watching that Yeah, I'm gonna sleep for an hour pal. Yeah, no one has ever slept like this comfortably until you're like an old man And then it's like oh, yeah arms crossed. Oh, yeah, that's your nipples. That's where it's gotta be The arm crossed above the nipples is such a heart. You can't do that until you're a dad That's a learned thing. Do you think he faked it like he when he woke up he was like yeah Dude what is my turn my up or they like bro you've been asleep for 30 minutes No, I bet that that wake up was like a the nap where you feel like you've been hit with a flashbang and you don't know where you are anymore Like you woke up and he's in his gear It's things he's missed work But it's you know it's you you hear stories like you you you get married you have kids And then you just try to have those moments where you can find any opportunity to just have rest or beast to yourself The fact that this is beer leak for this guy is unbelievable like he suited up and he was like I'm probably gonna catch some Z's Well, dad yet because it's either it's either the game was brutal You know like you're getting rinsed and he's like whatever or it was a great game And he's given it everything he's got like it literally drained him to zero Like he gave the hardest back check of his life and that came on the bench and fell asleep Heart rate be damned this guy just fell asleep Like Be early teammates over here if that happened on our bench. What do you think we would do Like if Kenan just fell asleep on the bench Kenan we need up we gotta get out there Yeah, that's the other thing if this guy is a wheel you gotta be like Jesus Christ on the paper yeah out there Yeah, but it's okay Birke would a seal barked him to wake though. I think you know Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly exactly listen. I yeah, yeah change everything change everything Listen, I support it honestly now that I've absorbed this I think you just catch the Z's when you can yeah Give me a give me a good third his second period, you know, give me a good third and all forgiven Into the professional leagues rehab like a nap a great. Yeah, you're off Energized you come off. Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, he's actually up was incredible We should be all nappy cycle these naps is this guy clearly needed it and I'm glad he found He found a moment of respite in his room forever obviously obviously every time If one of you didn't skate off the ice and get your phone to take a fucking picture. Yeah, yeah, it's the biggest mess of all ever Yep, all right Let's get into the next one all right Guy on our team invited his step to this like stepdad to play with us full time He was D1 back in the day so even though he's older. He's still waiting. Do we think it's the same guy? He fell asleep on the bench. It was crazy the Christopher Nolan twist of beer leagues is this is the same guy All right, so he was D1 back in the day So even though he's older he still got it out there Plus it's been a nice way for those two to bond the problem is the post game The boys get to swapping war stories in the locker room bad hinge dates girlfriend drama et cetera And the stepdad wants to fit in So he doesn't hold back It went so far last week that he said he knew he was going to get a goal that night Because he woke up to a blowjob that morning That's buddy's mom he's talking about Is this over the line? Oh no Oh no, I kind of love it to be honest with you. I kind of love it dude I Stepdad angle makes it so much better does he like does he dab him up? Yeah, yeah Gotta hummer this morning. Yeah buddy Oh, I mean the fact that there's the bonding element there. It's a stepdad. He's working his way in He's like, man, we'll get out there. We'll play some hockey together and I imagine driving home. Oh Yeah, do they ride? Like these guys these guys are driving home in silence and he's like You had a great shift in the second period Hello the back check hell of a back check Dude here's the thing. I think it sounds like He's been sharing story. This isn't the first story It sounds like he's been doing this so it's been ramping up This is probably the worst example, but it's been ramping up So the fact that you didn't squash it right away. It's now on you like the second The first time he said anything about your mom and you went all good bro now you've you've opened this door dude This is this is life now. I'm sorry people saying yeah in the audience Yeah, this is like oh, yeah, like it's on you that your stepdad is talking about your mom going down It's like I should have said something when he said like yeah I was you know looking forward to dinner later, you know that would have been So stopped it then knowing that it was going to escalate to blow jobs in the locker room They're like it's this kids fault for having a mom Yeah I mean, it's like you gotta Everyone says in beer league you either have to be good on the ice or good in the locker room There's only one way to even it either yeah, yeah, he has to fuck his stepdad's mom. Yeah, right Yeah, I don't talk about it in locker room or or that was your mom Holy shit, dude, we're now we're crossing into a dangerous territory of step of step porn atop here Yeah, yeah, like we don't need to get into that, but I I understand the dad's desire to be a good locker and hang But I'm like you can't talk about rinsing the kids mom. I mean like that's crazy It to do it. I think if the boys loved it then you just keep going. I think if the boys loved it I think if the last laughs or contagious kid too. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if you start telling the story everyone else is like oh It's like he's telling these stories and then he just keeps me like I'm sorry. Yeah, I have to keep going I think that's right. I think that's 100% right also like this in the fact that he's substantially older than everyone else on the team Also makes it weird. It's kind of like how do you do fellow kids energy like he could just go and not try to fit into that degree He could it's honestly a little bit weird Yeah, he's like the age to be a stepfather to these kids. Yeah, and that means that he's like probably in his 50s Maybe yeah, gotta be like in their 20s and he's like trying to get the affection of these children That's weird in itself. Yes, but be like and the way I'm gonna do it is sick up here. Yeah, yeah Girls have sex with me and in all 20 year old your mom specifically your mom specifically your mother You didn't need to jump to blow jobs. Yeah, he did go hard. He did go hard. That was an uppercut Yeah, I support it. I'm on his side. I love this fucking guy actually shocker Chris shocker Oh my god, okay, Sean couple blind rankings couple blind rankings. Can I wait? Can I get a Guinness before we do that? Is that possible? Maybe Oh, I drank a lot. Hell yeah, Dan fuck yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get me an IPA that is my only please please please sir. Thank you so no I well it's gone Lucas There we go. Let's go Okay, blind ranking. All right. Everyone knows what blind ranking is right yep. All right. Here we go best NHL home jerseys of all time Oh, okay Oh, we said that We talking Disney ducks are we talking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah The orange ducks Jersey just go back to the purple dream folks. What are we doing? All right, let's let's start it there then let's say go Anaheim ducks Oh, so current though current Orange Anaheim ducks current ducks logo all-time logo all-time logo five Five the current orange ducks. They're a way worse Jersey than that You're the best you thank you so much. They're a we correct correct Hell yeah, I wanted that to be an IPA so bad I was like yeah, I might I'm not going five dude. That's crazy. They're a way worse jerseys in the ducks name three worst jerseys in the ducks right? The jets the Capitals The hurricanes those are all worse Can't hate I love the can't I just Was that true for the kids are hating the canes I know it's it we went we went over there Wild jerseys are but the North Star ones are sick nobody did they're home regular home jerseys Jesus Christ we always get off track. I am distracted by that point what happened Just the elevation 60% head. Yeah, I got a little it said a stout. I thought it'd be like again It wasn't really okay. I'm going for I'm not going about four Fuck and I love the paper that we're gonna pay for that. We're gonna pay for that. It's just so aggressive Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're front row down The purples are so much better the logo is so good the logo the logo is one of the best in the league Yep, that's actually true. Okay. Okay, four four four four four four four We know the ducks though All right Chicago blackhawks Oh, fuck very good Very good very good very good. I would I would be I would go one out of fear me too But I would also go to because there is some I think our bets go to and have some fun. Let's have a good time dude Let's go to two. Yes, Stan. All right Washington capitals trash garbage trash literally but lighted on fire This guy trash come on Trash dude really yeah, an awful awful. It's a very but is it five? Yes. Oh my god dude Trash This isn't even a conversation on the nation's cap. This is not even a conversation The duck Jersey is cool. We dug our own grave with four. This is your fucking shock by this But I like the I like the passion five five. All right. We're doing five on that Senators That should be five You like the black you like the black the white is bad Should have been three dude you fucked us you fucked us from the beginning. I don't you duck should have been three talking about I the senators The black jerseys are nice. So we obviously go three because we can't go fucking one The the senators are just so mid in every way Three is perfect. We have to go three because it's obviously not one but now we are now we are really playing a dangerous game if we leave one open Here we go senators at three so it's currently blank Shocks Senators ducks caps which I'm I feel pretty good about we fucked up the ducks but okay fine here We go. This is the best this is the best home Jersey in the league number right come on Sean Dallas stars fuck Literally the worst Jersey in the NHL the worst Jersey in the NHL when when I said name three jerseys worst You were waiting for the stars Well surprise surprise we have we fucking again Jesus Christ God in those crazies the stars is good. We got to get back to that color it's like that that electric green and the terrible logo Fuck but hey, they did bring back the Madonna duck stars Jersey Which was cool, which was cool, which was cool. That's a debacle. All right. What's your favorite Jersey? It's got to be the haves much yeah habs wings leefs. Yep. Bruins. Yeah haves wingsleaf shot on abs great Jersey shut out of hell. Yeah Okay, Sean. What's the next one next blind ranking that we're gonna uh, so be your way from hockey on this one best fast casual food Oh, okay, okay Sean would be that all right number one. I'm strong opinion on this in a night. Oh Okay, oh, we got a one out here One genuinely apologize to any LA natives here. I think in a note is the most overrated fucking place. Yes It's an incredible deal Dan. It's an incredible deal. Thank you It's like it's a listen. It's fine the fries are bad the fries are The fries are bad our cheeks. Does anybody like one? Does anybody like the fries from in like a good question? Who here actually makes an noise if you love in and out Okay, okay, okay But that's the burgers though. I imagine that's the burgers The burgers are good. Yeah, the burger is an incredible deal for the deal alone. You have to put some respect on them It's an incredible deal surprise our best beer pour of all time you you yeah you had him panic attack unbelievable Um, uh, you want to go four or three? I Think what about but the deal. Oh, Daniel. It's an incredible deal Actually a very good point. Yeah, I think who could we go to no way Shutt in your mind. Okay, okay, okay, three three three three three we're going three. Yep locked in three All right I just need to fucking Sean's fucking us again just so everyone just so everyone was wondering what look that was that was Sean fucking us again Dave's hot chicken Okay I Tell the truth tell the truth tell the truth I fucking love Dave's I love Dave's hot chicken. It's might be one it could be one Um, fuck I think two is safe. It got worse when they when they expand yeah, they were just in a Perfect anyone in LA if you're unfamiliar with main check hot chicken. It's probably superior really good main check hot chicken Slaps they got a little bit worse But we yes I grew owls is bowls. You know you know how chicken yeah Hell yeah, oh, what do you think about how and race? I correct that completely If anyone here needs hot chicken wrecks right here. Yeah Uh, okay, too. I yeah, I can't go one. I love it. I can't go one. All right. You're going to yep. All right locked in the two All right another one another chicken place. Oh shit controversial one chick filet. Oh I have chick filet not fast food dude. That's yeah, this this is not fair. That's not fair That's fast food. Do we do we to qualify? I'm putting it five for for for DQ either okay Either we go five because it's a fraud and is actually fast food or we just DQ Oh, it's chick filet fast food cheer Yeah Is chick filet fast casual cheer? Okay, fuck chick filet. DQ All right, here we go. Shake shack. Oh Fuck Shake Shack's good bro. Shake Shack is good. They got the crinkle fries. Yeah They make a good sandwich chew Wait is Is Shake Shack one is shake Shack the best casual Oh, fuck I'm get what's that Yeah, can't be go it can't go below in it. That's so true These are the risks of a blind ranking. Fuck What is one but what if what if I got one in my heart that I want to come up me too, but it's my one is so track All right, I think we got to go for oh shit. Well, it's all to save to save one But my one you're gonna hate For let's get chaotic four four four four four four we should have put in about four fuck all right chipotle Is that your one one is that you're not like trash now? No, it's no because they remember they they got pit people got Pisted them for the serving size and then they fixed it. Yeah, they said sorry. We've been skimping on chicken Look I love the discussion. That's how much chipotle discussion going on in the audience right now Hey, why walks extra? five But now we're gambling we don't even need to do show anymore five chipotle five Do we have here we go again one is left all right chipotle five we're locking in five for chipotle yeah All right panda express yes Yes Yes, is that your one that's my one Let's go Oh my god, how did the buck did you know that panda express was coming panda dude that what a miracle I am I am here to say Any one of you that says you don't love panda express you're a fucking liar Bend Express is awesome wow dude. That's incredible totally redeemed our side. I thought I kept you like Pid I thought I was on island here. Oh dude. I love panda. Wow it goes number one panda express number two Dave's hot chicken number three in and out number four shake shack Shaped Is it a bird? Yeah, so panda express could live and I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that's incredible shout out the Crinkle prize god Dude panda holy shit double-armed chicken you fucking insane. That's a nice you say double-armed. Yeah, you get bang bang Yeah, bang bang to overflow. It's don't act like double-armed chickens like this normal thing That's the most normal order of all time that's the most popular order of all is it actually yes, dude I'm gonna set my panda expressive but I'm a idiot dude. That's insane. Oh Yeah, right don't trust me with the panda express don't trust him with anything Okay, now we're going so we did a Q&A thing on the piece we got a bunch of submissions What how much time we have shown what time is it actually? Yeah, it is actually 654 p.m. Okay, so let's rip 10 minutes a pre pre you guys put in some awesome questions So we're gonna get into that let's start it off the first question is how did you meet Sean? Wow, okay, this is actually an awesome story We came into the office one day and there was a box of lucky charms sitting up There was a rainbow that happened to end at that. Yeah, I don't know if we can be racist to Irish people But we're getting close running dangerously close with all these jokes This is actually this is get the path from me. Yeah, yeah, right there. We go. Hell is actually cool because Because no one knows of this because you were just in it But you know we as one of our producers who was doing the show had Sean got hired at almost Friday and to do a Completely different job like not even close. I would also say maybe the first time in almost Friday media history where someone was hired Specifically to do a very intense jump. Yeah, like it was they there was like there is one thing that you're supposed to do He was hired and then immediately was told to do something else. Yeah, so so we walk in and our producer has a family emergency And is like I'm leaving I'm going home for like a long time And so everyone was like hey Sean you have to produce the empty netters podcast and they're doing a live stream today go I was cinema photographer Sean produce a hockey podcast And he fucking did it great. He fucking nailed it dude. Let's go. He sure did By the best part Yeah My favorite part about Sean's journey was immediately we get in for the first pod and he's like I've never done this and we're like You're gonna be great no worries whatever and I was like there's a camera there that you need to turn on yourself And he was like abs of fucking loot the notes And next thing you know he is live streaming he did rivalry with us and Doing again an incredible job. So yeah Sean was a nice gift for us Yeah, I still remember the first time meeting you guys and And I remember you were doing the college show at the time on a Tuesday Yeah, that was like the big thing and you're just like I just want somebody to care about the college show Yeah, and I was like I'll make them care. Yeah, dude you I didn't that for so long And it was so good I went too many hours for for college show. I know it was for all 200 views that I got And 200 people a great time You guys to go back and they went the editing on this is incredible. Yeah, yeah, there was actually there was no comments about the Well now you're getting fan edits about you. So yeah, we've come a long way. We've come a long way sure is But yeah, no, it was it was really you know It was just rolling with the punches came in and and then I was shitting my pants having never produced a podcast before really in that way Yeah, and then I think we were actually mid episode when you started talking to me and you said like Sean What do you think about that? And I was like what's it talking to me? Yeah, it's like what Sean? I'm with the microphone in front of him and was like I thought this is like me for someone else All right next question favorite scene For favorite scene each from heated rivalry season. Oh hell. Yes, okay. Wow. Oh wow hell. Yeah This is tough. It is dude. I say mine first. Yeah, if you have it from you guys. Yes, the nightclub scene Really amazing the most amount of drama the best cinematography the soundtrack. Yeah, oh you both the soundtrack was so good Yeah, so yeah, that scene in the whole show that one's great. I always go so emotional with these. I'm sorry um Mine is the Ilya tunnel Russian yeah speaking Russian Confessing all of his feelings that was just so Fucking well done everybody that yeah, I was a puddle. Yeah, yeah, oh my god Um fuck. I think my when I think about the show My first reaction is his full sperminator when he's when he's walking through the airport like the one That's what I picture when I think about the show. It's Ilya all time cut off all times shades walking through the auto airport Like this yeah, no one saw me. I'm like are you fucking high? Yeah, and they show superstar Also looking like the sexiest dude has ever lived anyone notice you know Full sperm and not a single person that is it so either that or the spit in the hand spit in the hand spit in the hand not not not the midphone call blowjob face that's the idea that was Fucking great spit in the hand dude that was like that was unbelievable. That was a special moment I think those are three three great scenes. Yeah, I'm sure The next question up favorite character from heated rivalry. I don't even have to answer that one dude Ha ha ha My girl dude spent Lana Shit someone mailed me. I don't have it on someone mailed Some some swag some bracelets and someone sent me a chrysalon bracelet. Yeah, that was so incredible. Yeah Behaviorally, I want to say Shane. I feel like I relate to Shane so much with the way he operates But I gotta go my guy kid oh Yeah, shout out Robbie GK the best. I just love me some kid. I was gonna go kid dammit I do like scott hunter a lot. Yeah, cuz he's like king he's stopped an emir But I feel like some of one of us has to give love to the to the main two protagonists. So I'll go I'll go Shane nice Shane there you go and If you could change the score of any one hockey game Which one would it be and why whoa sick west wow the fuck um Okay, I'm gonna I got one okay go. I'm gonna be topical 2010 Olympics over time USA Canada Dude But it feels blasphemous to take away the golden goal for Sydney, Crosby. Yeah, sorry What a moment in hockey history, but but when parisi tied that game. Oh Nuclear Okay, my I think I'll go this I wish The the year the Bruins came back against Toronto in 2013 was so epic But then they lost that cup and it kind of made everyone forget that come back I wish I could change that but even if the Bruins won game six against Chicago I think they would have lost game seven anyway Chicago so I'm like I can't even change that one So I'm going I'm going 2023 Bruins game seven against Florida first round. Oh the March and break away. I think if yeah like I think yeah I'll do that. Well do game five even better March and scores that break away I don't imagine how different things would be and Monty's the coach and he has a cup and everybody's happy and it's all sunshine and rainbows And even lucky charms and it's fucking perfect my life is perfect and and now Monty coaches the blues and well I'm fucked I like that one which one of you changed it shot yeah, Sean. What's it was it? So 77 Olympics yeah Yeah, Sean changes I want the Russian Sean's like race miracle Didn't you say you're born in the Soviet Union? So you would want them to have won I see you spy You were we're on to you okay That's thank you for your support. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna give a hockey and you just have to listen us talk about hockey for an hour straight And it was probably really boring to you. That's like me every day. I don't work. Yeah, welcome to Sean's like All it's all coming out now. Thank you for coming out here and also I'm still on to you. Yeah, I And all right, so next question Which player is going to get the next Raymond was it broke or yeah Raymond bored the moment. Yep. All right I have sense of rock burns clawed Guru We're just gonna have Sean say hockey names So What do you guys think which players? For any of the not the biggest hockey fans Ray Bork played for like 20 years played for the Bruins for a long time I think I traded to the abs finally want to say in the cup one of those iconic moments in NHL history joke Joe Sackick the captain The captain is supposed to lift the cup first Yeah, and Joe Sackick passed the cup to Ray Bork to have him lifted first because he finally won one awesome moment What a greatest clips of all time Uh I think it feels weird that it's abs again, but it's I think it might have to be burns Burns is like 40 years old You do it for the canes, but Brock could do it for the ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but burns would be sick burns would honestly be sicker than Brock for the for the dude like the dude because they was on those shark teams that were so good What do you talk about Brent Brent Brent what do you think Brent burns plays oh he's back on the abs. Yeah, yeah So I guess I was saying to me. I was confused. They're both on the ass. Yeah, yeah So who would get it first in that scenario Brent burns will get that cup second you think so yes, I think Brock deserves it What are you talking about it would be so sick for him dude just battle he has been this guy burns is practically dead The oldest man It was ever lived how old is Brock like 34 the older Matt no, I don't think really someone looked that up Brock Nelson How old is Brock Nelson? I guess someone's me Sean oh, I don't have life. I you know what I've got a I've got a sleeper one actually on the canes Taylor Hall Oh, league for a long time bounce round former first overall power MVP former MVP That would be cool because he got he said a one on the bees that year. Yes, that should have 34 years old nice dance so good at that dude. That's insane. Yeah, Brent burns is dead. He's he's literally my special Yeah, okay, so he gets it second that would bring burns. I would actually on a personal level I think it would be I want you to get one so bad. Yeah, whoever said it earlier Ottawa sucks So Someone over there hates Ottawa think it's parish Yeah All right. Yeah, that's good take on Gavin's arrest. Oh, oh Yes Round of applause all right for again those who don't know Gavin McKenna is a freshman at Penn State the projected first overall pick Beat the wheels off a dude at Penn State earlier or this past weekend um Charges dropped correct Chard felony charges have been dropped The story goes he was with his family and a drunk dude came up to him and called his mama whore So to that I say your chin broke for a reason yep talk shit get hit talk shit We need like listen violence is not the answer most sometimes yeah, but you call it My mama whore. I'm gonna sleep the shit out of you dude I would draft him higher than one if I could after that it's like it's been so funny seeing some of the people being like This is why you gotta keep your emotions and check his stocks gonna plummet and I'm like are you out of your mind like Channel teams are gonna hear about this and go. I'm not only am I drafting you first overall here's the keys to the city I also think he wanted the college experience and he fucking got it. Yeah, he was like all right Get a drunk bar That is very true. Yeah, that is it that is a very specifically Penn State for him good for him. Yeah, good for him Yeah, correct very true. There you go. We can fight his own battles. Yeah, haven't McCann uh We're on your team big time biggest pet peeve in modern hockey. Oh The that they allow you to regroup and over time fuck that Get in the zone dude get in the zone this this cycle back dude. We got to change the rule. I hate it. Okay. I hate it Mine is the uh playoff seating. Oh, yeah, it is the stupidest thing in the entire world The fact that the two and three seats play each other is so fucking more on it. Yeah Go back to one through eight. It's I like listen sometimes you try stuff sometimes you go through phases Sometimes you have broccoli with some times you'd eat broccoli And you go back to have a pot but you need to just learn that it doesn't need to last forever go back to the thing that worked agree. I love that pasta Yeah, exactly All right, something that you think is goofy in the game of hockey, but you love it. Oh Superstitions for me. Mm nice for those who don't know The hockey dudes are hockey people are the most superstitious people on earth And what's funny is it lasts even when you are a washed bum like us and the boys in to beer league like we just do the dumbest shit of all time It's like if my left skate doesn't go on first then I can't play the game and it's like pal your plan We might only lose by five. Yeah You're playing at 10 45 p.m. On a Wednesday and Elsa good though. You don't need to do your fucking routine I promise you Okay, mine is and this is sad because going away mine is the e-bug I don't know if everybody knows what the e-bug is But it's the emergency backup goalie. So every every rank has a goalie Just ready if if two goalies get hurt on either team this guy just comes down in place He's not in the NHL. He's just a guy who's up there and yep, yep And and the e-bug for the kings is right there Which is spucking all time and we were actually at the game of the night and um and dorsi got hurt and and Paris is dressed up ready to go and I was like holy fuck. I'm never rooting for injuries But I was like dude this would be fucking electric We were at that game and I was like somebody's slide into Anton Forrest So they're and they're not doing it after this year is the last year the e-bugs of Paris will always be remembered as the last kings e-bug of all time unbelievably cool. Oh, yeah, that's fucking awesome. All right. That was that was our last one I do have a question with the e-bug So it's like a player who's not in the NHL but can play hockey It's not just like that guy up there. Yeah, no, they just pull it they pull a ticket Sean You know how they do like the kiss cam. Yeah, they just find someone and they're like this you're the e-bug This is equipment downstairs like your ship in the NHL with skyrocket. We just had You fucking amazing. That's where the Olympics should be we should have random blitz like bring people in a van on the street Just be like you're doing curling. Let's go I love that. Oh my god. All right. Well folks. That is our time. This has been an unbelievable show Let's go Genuinely cannot believe all of you coming here. You're the fucking greatest people in the entire world This is so fun and to be able to do it with you makes it so much better and absolutely fucking blast cool Thing ever. I love you guys. We love you guys Let's all have some drinks. Let's have a fun night and until we see you next time Skate hard. There we go