BRUNCH: What Movie Character Would You Like To Hang Out With?

My dudes, we got a doozy today. We, you know, tip, let's give a little inside baseball. Like to like as a group think of brunch ideas and it's worked very well, but sometimes we get in the weeds. Sometimes we're like, what if we did that? We decided the other day that we were just going to like let us in individually make a selection for a brunch. So I decided I was going to go first. And you know, I came up with this idea of tournament bracket fashion. I want to know what the greatest movie character is in terms of wanting to hang out with them. So, so hanging out, I'm going to give you a list of 32 characters from movies that we have done on this podcast and you're going to battle them out together to determine what the, who you would want to hang out with most as a movie character. Now you have to take the actor completely out of it. We're talking about the character and well, well, see if he even made the list. Shoot. And then send me the list. No, this is, no, you sit back. You're in my world, grandma. And you're allowed at this point to take, interpret it however you want. Like if I were to say a Randall Pink Floyd from Dazed and Confused, like you are your Randy Floyd's age and you are living in Randy Floyd's world, doesn't have to be a specific instance in the movie, but you are living inside of that world and you are friends with Randall Pink Floyd. Does that make sense? Okay. Living in it's where it's every time there's a character brought up, Hey, this is the best place to live this their world. Yeah. You have now entered their world that is taking place during the movie that they were in. Okay. It doesn't mean you have to be on the football team. It just means you are good friends with Randall Pink Floyd. Okay. And you have to decide if that is a good thing or not. Oh, boy. All right. I came up with 32. I came up with 32. And what I did was I ranked, I did two, or sorry, I did the top four. I gave it basically a number one C to four that are clearly and utterly obvious for the best that we would pick. And then the rest, I straight up randomized straight up randomized. And this is what we came up with. Here is the order of my list. Number one seed. Ready? The dude. Mr. Miyagi, Tommy Callahan, Uncle Buck, Ferris Bueller, Happy Gilmore, Garth Algar, Pee Wee Herman, Mitchell Goosin, Stoney from Encino Man, Marty McFly, Lloyd Christmas, Al Servic, Servichek from Caddyshack, that is Rodney Dangerfield's character, Ricky Butler from the Burbs, that is Corey Feldman's character, Napoleon Dynamite, Benny the Jet from the Sandlot, Mick Crocodile Dundee, Kino from TMNT2, Roman Pierce from Too Fast, Too Furious, Will Smith's character. I have it on the other page from Independence Day, Don from Dazed and Confused, Ed from Shaun of the Dead, Bodie from Point Break, crew Jones from Rad, our boy Andy from Wet Hot American Summer, Preston Waters from Blank Check, Ace Ventura, Spacoli from Fast Times, Bender from Breakfast Club, Smokey from Friday, Jack Burton and Anson Wheeler rounding it out from Roll Models, that is Sean Patrick Scott from Roll Models. How do you feel about this list, fellas? It's epic. There's a lot of names in there. There's a lot of good, a lot of good hangs in there. And I can already think of some, though, that are not good hangs. So, well, you never know, right? You're confident going into this. So we are going to, as normal, we're going to go around in the circle, but I do like to let you guys decide who goes first and which order direction we go. I'll go first. Sean, Sean goes first and then followed by AJ or followed by Mike followed by Mike. Okay. So Sean, Mike, AJ is the order and Sean is going to start. Sean, the number one battle here is the dude and Anson Wheeler from Roll Models. The dude. Yeah, this is, this is easy guys. He's in the dude is the number one seed for a reason. I don't necessarily know how far he's going to go. There are some things about the dude we may not like, but the dude's going to be a better hang than Anson Wheeler is. I mean, he's pretty fun. Fun guy. Okay. I understand you guys. Maybe we got some, there'll be plenty more time for explanations, I guess. But like this, this right off the bat thing of the dude, I get it. I get why we revere the dude, but I don't know. You know what? My vote doesn't actually matter at this point. I'm going to say Anson Wheeler. Okay. Next battle. I am starting this off. We got Benny the jet from the sandlot and Mick Crocodile Dundee. I know Benny's cool. You put yourself in, in being the age range of Benny and being able to be friends with Benny. That's, that's pretty sick. I mean, that would be a great hang, but I'll tell you what, Mick Dundee was probably my age in Crocodile Dundee and he might be one of the coolest, wisest human beings ever. And I think he would really help me let loose and just have a good time. I'm going Mick Dundee on this one. Beautiful. Yeah. I think the idea of like the living, you know, this living in their world, so that means you've got to be somewhere around their age. I like, you know, you got to be able to fit into their world, right? Yes. Okay. So Yeah, this isn't you, AJ, right now hanging out with the sandlot kids. Yeah, that'd be super weird. Yes. You know, be like, Hey, yeah. I can't play very good. My knees. I just can't really run. No, I think I'm going Mick Dundee as well. Honestly, Mick Dundee is like, like they're both very nice, supportive people. Like they really want the best for the people around them, you know, but Mick Dundee has just seen so much stuff that he's just got this kind of carefree attitude. And let's be honest, that man is a legend. He can never die. So he can never die man. Go on Mick Dundee. I want to visit Australia with him. I'd rather he come to me. So he's coming to see the Rapids, Iowa, fit, you know, fish out of water. Just he's not going to fit in here. Classic. Yeah, I would go with him too. Like Benny, the only thing we have in common is I like baseball a little bit. So he'd be like, yeah, the Jerry Durp on the Red Sox a long time ago was had a bunch of RBIs. I'm like, I'm so new. I don't know what RBIs are. Yeah, no clue, man. Oh, can you believe they picked up Danny Johnston? Okay. Next battle, Sean, I believe you are no Aja. You are starting this one up. You got Pee Wee Herman and Andy from Wet Hot American Summer. See, this one actually sucks. I wish I could honestly vote both of these guys. Here's the thing, guys, you don't want to step into the world, Pee Wee Herman's world, and like you're a friend of his. We talked about this at length, considering like, I don't want to be in his house. I don't know what the hell is going to happen to me if I step foot in that freaking house. So and it's always going to smell terrible because there's just so much leftovers. Just crap that never gets cleaned up from his Rube Goldberg shit. So I'm going to have to go with Andy from Wet Hot American Summer. Wow. Sean? Yeah, I would go Andy as well. Pee Wee, I think he'd be too much. Like you do go see his house and hang out for a little bit, but then he's, then it just gets old. You know, it's kind of like it. And then he like wants to show you your bike or show you his bike. And you're like, yeah, that's a rad bike. That's it. He treats his friends kind of shitty in that movie. So I think I'm on board with you guys. I mean, the entire time if you're hanging out with Pee Wee Herman as just a normal person, the entire time all you're doing, you're in a constant state of okay, okay, okay. That's what you're doing. All right. We're back around to Sean. This one was an incredible battle as it popped up. We got Mitchell Goosin and crew Jones. Mitchell Goosin or crew Jones. They're both pretty stoic people. I can get old too, to be honest. You know, like what's his name? Ryan Holiday or something. He's like, you got to not think about anything ever. It's like, okay, man, it's easy for you to say. He made a living just copying Marcus Reales. I'm going to go off of actual character here. And I remember liking Mitchell Goosin quite a bit more than crew Jones. Crew Jones, as cool as he is, he just seems like, you know, he's like, you ever run into those people who are like just blank face and you like try and get them to laugh and you just can't like crack them at all? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He seems kind of like that. So I'm going to go Mitchell Goosin. And so we kind of did already hang out with him a little bit. It's a good point. Yeah, we did, man. Well, yeah, this is a, this is a no brainer for me, man. It's crew Jones as cool as he is. Like I'd love to hang out with his girlfriend as well in the movie. You know, he's pulling some chicks now at this point, but Mitchell Goosin, man, he is a Zen master that I needed my life when I was 17, 18. So Mitchell Goosin all the way. Oh man. You know what? My vote doesn't matter at this point. We have a winner with Mitchell Goosin. It was about as much of a toss up for me as it ever might be on this list. So glad you guys made that decision. Let's just put it that way. No, biking is a lot cooler than fruit booting, but Hey, well, Mitchell's a surfer too, man. Surfer is way cooler than biking. That's true. That's true. Next battle, Ferris Bueller versus Spicoli. And this is to me. And I'll tell you what, man, I do like Ferris. Like I enjoy me a good Ferris. I think you'd have a lot of fun with this man. But we did bring up a few things in that episode of Ferris Bueller where he's like kind of a dick. He's very much a dick to the restaurant, Mater D. And you know, it is very much about Ferris. Like you're going to enter this world, but you better want to do what Ferris is going to do because he's going to take your shed. He's going to take your dad's car. He thinks it's helping you. But it's not. I mean, he's just doing what he wants. So, man, you put me in that age of high schooler. I might need some Spicoli in my life. Just worrying about pizza and just chilling and relax. I'm going Spicoli on this one. Oh, man. Here's the thing. I just, there's, it's one of those things that I'm a firm believer that anybody who just has like the one thing that is their entire personality and their entire being is just that one thing. Then I'm going to get tired of you really fast, you know? And that's what Spicoli is. He's just a stoner who's just like, yeah, it's like, we're going to go do this thing and smoke weed. And then it's going to be like, oh, yeah, get pizza. But before class, we're going to smoke weed. And hey, we're going to go to this funeral, but we're going to smoke weed. You ever done funerals on weed? Hey, we're going to just go home, but we're going to smoke weed. It's like, I'm good. So I'm going Ferris Bueller and leaving this one up to Sean. But in an old Sean. Sound argument. And I'm going Spicoli. Damn it. Because I think Cameron would have done better with just a little bit of weed, to be honest, man. Like if we're saying hang out. We're not saying you can't have some weed. I'm just saying it's his whole personality. If we're saying hang out, we have an entire agenda for today. And I don't want an agenda. Yep. You know, like I just, I don't want your agenda. Yeah, I don't want to go to a bar. I just want to go to a bar and like chill the fuck out. I want to go to this party and, you know, we can hang out and mingle with other people or something. Ferris is a little bit too much. Cool. Spicoli moves on. That means AJ. AJ moves on to the next battle. Lloyd Christmas versus Don from Days to Confused. Don, Days to Confused all day, baby. John, what do you think? Yeah. Yeah. Don, I'm going to be, it's going to be hard pressed if he is not going to win this, to be honest. The crazy thing about Don, and if people don't know Don from Days to Confused, he's the one with the overalls. He's the one that dogs as many chicks as I could when I get, when I get out of, when I'm in this place or whatever. Sasha Jensen. Secretly one of the coolest characters from Days to Confused. We talked about it with Burt as well. Burt loves that man. And I'm a Don believer all the way. I think his ranking is a little low, and he might surprise some people as we move forward. Maybe with this, you kind of want someone who you're going to hang out with. You, maybe a vetting process is like, you know, that you can introduce me to new people. Or like Lloyd Christmas is just, he might be like one of those people you're just like, this is too much. Like you're too much man. You're fun. Like the shit that you've gotten into is like stupid and we can laugh at it. But Don is just like, yeah, man, we can chill or we can go to this party. I don't really give a shit. Whatever, man. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Well, then Sean, your next choice here. Glad, I'm glad we could start with you on this one. It is Uncle Buck and Bender. Oh, this is tough. That's a tough one. No, it's not. It's Uncle Buck. I don't think like Bender is cool as shit. It's just like, it's one of those things where it's like, man, we just chill. You know, yeah, I need a, I didn't need a Bender in my life necessarily at that age. But, but at all points of my life, I need an Uncle Buck. I don't care if I'm his, his exact same age or I'm a kid. Like I need an Uncle Buck in my life and it's Uncle Buck for me. See, since, since we're no longer going to have Bender inside of this competition, I want to go on, go on record. He is that guy, Sean, you've mentioned before how, you know, you just have that one friend when you're kind of a kid and you're like, wow, you took that way too far. It's like, yeah, like, yeah, let's, let's go ride our bikes down there. And then, you know what, I found, let's, like, we could go and kill some frogs in the, in the creek. It's like, no, whoa, what the fuck are you talking about? That's what Bender is, you know, he's kind of like the guy or the friend, quote unquote, that would like, yeah, man, good job. And he hits you like, you're like, ah, right? Like Scott Farkas. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. Uncle Buck is moved on. The next battle is to me. We've got Al Servic, Servic, Servic from Caddy Shack. I don't remember his last name is Roddy Dangerfields character and Captain Steven Hiller from Independence Day, which is Will Smith's character. Kind of a weird battle because Will Smith, one of my favorite roles of his, you're looking at Captain Steve Hiller, you just save the world. Maybe you're, maybe you're a pilot with him. Maybe you're in pilot school and we're going to be having a good time having a barbecue at his house. Like he, like he's so much loves to do. But I'll tell you what though, Al, Al's a fun time, man. He does not care about anything other than having fun. And I think I'm going to go Al. I think I do want to hang out on Al's yacht and have a good time with him. He's one of those guys who's just like, what the hell's, what the hell's going on here? We should be having a better time. Well, make good. And he's just going to foot the bill to have a better time. You know what I mean? He's just be like, Oh yeah, no, this is just what's going to happen. And he's just going to stuff some dollar bills into some guy's pocket so we can get, you know, get this party started. So I'm going to go Al from Caddyshack. Yeah, I'm going Al as well. And for those reasons that you just said, yeah, like he's, he's just going to keep the party going. He's just like, we're hanging out, right? Like I thought we were fucking hanging out and there's nothing against that. And he'll there. I'd like, you know, I'm all he wants to do is just chill probably and be a family man. But yeah, smoke some good cigars. You know, true. When we go out, I, you know, sometimes I'm a little tired and never tired. All right, AJ, you've got the next battle. Happy Gilmore in Ace Ventura. DraftKings Casino is changing the game with flex spins. New players play $5 and get 1500 flex spins 50 a day for 30 days. Then you choose how to play across your favorite games like Huff and more puff, cash eruption and more. 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It's like, look, man, yeah, we love the other, we love that character, but at the end of the day, at least Happy Gilmore is going to be doing some fun shit that I want to do, you know, like golf, like golf or watch hockey. How about that? I mean, we just go watch hockey. Yeah. It's Happy Gilmore to start this out. Happy Gilmore is a Bruins fan. I'm going Ace Ventura. You mean the lowly old Bruins that didn't make playoffs? I don't think they did. I got knocked out first round. Yeah, whatever. Nobody remembers. Yeah, man, I think the hockey thing sold me. I think I do want to maybe go watch him take baseballs to the chest at a batting cage, then hit up the mini golf, and then like, go get some beers and like, watch some hockey. I think I think I'm Happy Gilmore, man, on this. Dude, how amped would you be if like, you were just, you were hanging out and like, we're all hanging out and Sean, like we've all had like a beer or two, right? But then like all of a sudden Sean's like, guys, check this out. And he gets into a batting cage and just starts taking fucking balls. I'd be so amped after he came out of that. I'd be like, dude, that was so crazy, man. I'm not going to try it, but man, like we should do something else now. Yeah. It's a story too. Remember when I'm fucking happy? Just went into the fucking batting. And then that fat kid got in there and like took one of the balls hit him. Yeah. Oh man, that's crazy. This is actually kind of a interesting matchup because they are chill on the surface, but they both have anger issues. That's very true. Which one do you want? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Sean, you are up next. You have the choice of Marty McFly and our boy Ed from Sean of the Dead. That's a tough one, buddy. Ed is like the most hangout person I could imagine right now. But there's only so much gaming and smoking reefer that I can do. You know what I mean? I don't want to sit on the couch all day. Let's go to the Marion Market. Like let's just see what trouble we can get in over there. And that sounds like I'm 34. And you know, I can't get it tinged, but like let's go see what kind of troll we can get into over the market. Oh my God. Marion Market's going on this weekend. Let's see what we can get into. That's who I am now, man. Like I want to get up and go do something. You know, I do not. I am afraid of stag, stagaticity, stagnotation. Yeah, I'm going Marty. Marty. Oh, Ed, I thought Ed in my head, I was like looking at this going Ed, for sure Ed. And then, but then you put him up against Marty McFly. And it's not that I necessarily want to hang around with Marty more, but I, if you put myself in, what, what did we say Marty was a senior, junior senior in high school or something like that? Like I feel like, I feel like I could have maybe been in, in his band, the pinheads. Like I feel like that could have been my first high school band. I sick band name too. Hey, we're the pinheads. We're the pinheads. Plow, plow. I'd be, I'd rip those drums, man. So I think, you know, as much as I do love Cornett O's, I think I got to go Marty McFly as well. Look, just going to put this out there. You guys seem to forget though that Marty McFly also has some like weird anger issues. You never know when he's going to fly off the handle because somebody set him off and you're going to be an accessory. We're talking about Marty McFly and back to the future one. There's no such thing as the chicken thing and the anger that just showed up in two and three. Remember? No, that no way. No, that showed up. Pretty sure there was no like chicken talk in back to the future one. It was, it was in my, in Biff in the, in the diner, doesn't he? He doesn't call him. He never calls him a chicken. He didn't call him chicken. He's, he calls him like, uh, like he says something about him being afraid. That's why he stands up to him. I think I'm going to go, I'm going to go on a line here and I will get roasted for it, but I'm going to, I don't think there's any talk in back to the future one about him like not wanting to be called chicken. I think you look it up after this. Let's let the people who are listening tell us what, what's going on. Okay. All right. Let's sorry. Yes. Would you pick Ed or would you pick Marty? AJ, I would probably end up having to pick Ed because it's kind of the same idea I have about Spicoli. You know, it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, we're going to have a blast and you know, he's, he comes up with some amazing ideas. How's that for a slice of fried gold? You know what I mean? Like everything is better with a beer, right? But not everything is better on the couch, you know, with cheap weed. So it is, it is a good person to like, when he's called to action, he's like a great wingman. He's good. Yeah. Yeah. But the end of the world is the only thing that's going to get him up. Yeah. Pete would be so pissed if he knew I was going to drive his car. All right. I am up next. This is Tommy boy, Tommy Callahan versus Smokey from Friday. And I, I'm a, I'm thinking Smokey's pretty good here when I'm making this list. I'm like, dude, Smokey's at good time. Smokey's a good hang. He's got jokes. He's not afraid to jump it in somebody's face. So you got to knock the fuck out. But then I remembered like actually we talked about a Friday from Big Lebowski. I'm sorry. No, I don't want to hang up with Smokey right now. No, I remember he's like, actually not that great of a friend in Friday. Like he kind of, he kind of hangs Craig out to dry in this. So I, and then the fact that you're going up against Tommy Callahan, I'm sorry Smokey, but there are rules and I got to go Tommy boy. Yeah. I, I think this is, this is a bit of a no-brainer for me because in the end, you nailed it, Mike. He's not a very, he drags Craig into his own like debts and like almost gets Craig killed like that is messed up, dude. Like they, they're sitting there hiding and like he's relying on Craig at this point till it basically saved his life, saved his ass from Big Worm. So like, you know, in the end, yes, like Smokey is kind of, he's kind of a ride or die, but at the same time, man, your ride or die shouldn't be getting you died, you know. So Tommy Callahan, we know that guy loves to hang out, loves to party, loves to do it all. And turns out he can have these really great shining moments as a person too. So I'm going Tommy Callahan all day, baby. This is just a heart of gold. You can't, this is a, is should be tougher, but when you think about it, it's definitely Tommy. Yep. Sean, you were leading us off on this one. Actually, I led that last one off, didn't I? So AJ, you are leading us off Ricky Butler from the Burbs. This is Corey Feldman hanging out in that neighborhood and Roman Pierce from Too Fast, Too Furious. That's tougher than most people think. Is that Vin Diesel? No, Roman Pierce is, um, uh, it's, uh, Tyrese. Tyrese, yeah. Yeah. Oh, so Too Fast. Too Fast, Too Furious. I'm sorry. Yes. Too Fast, Too Furious. Roman Pierce, I'm going Roman Pierce, um, because, uh, we talked about Corey Feldman and it's like, what's his deal? Like what's, what's his thing? I mean, it's like, it's like his house, but his parents are just never home or something like that, that kind of a thing he's living. And like, that all seems very fun. He's very aloof and he's not like a shithead kid. You know what I mean? He's not like, he, that character very easily could have been like the shithead kid, but he's like, I don't know. He's a pretty cool hang, but I think I gotta go. He's doing the chores responsibly. Yeah. I mean, I think I gotta go with Roman Pierce because again, we're kind of talking about this rider-diamantality and he's the kind of guy that it's like, hey, you know what, no matter what, what beef we get into, bro, we can squash it and we could win this race. You know? So there you go. What do you think, Sean? Yeah, man, that's tough. Um, I, but not for me. Ricky is like, this is like the perfect situation, especially for talking about like, I'm going to that cul-de-sac to hang out with Ricky and he's like, look at my, look at my neighbors are getting up to dude. Like, oh, shit. Like we, we, this, the party is fucking here. And also I'm having a party. You know what I mean? Like he's just fucking chilling out with his friends. They're having like a big old rave in their house. Meanwhile, there's a, there's a plot that, you know, people are looking at the neighbors accusing them of being fucking undertakers and killers and shit. That sounds like the best time. Like I want to get involved with that. Um, that, yeah. So he's, he's making the best of, of his situation. His parents are gone. Like, man, that is, I want to do that right now. Sean, god damn you. He is living the best thing of that. That people watching of that neighborhood is the greatest thing probably about that. I was a hundred percent on the, on the Roman Pierce train here. Like we're having good times. We're calling people. Like we're, we're doing, we're having a good time. Rowan Pierce is a good time and I was all about it. And then you mentioned that I would be hanging out in that neighborhood with Ricky Butler. And now all of a sudden the, the scenery, the location becomes almost even more important than Iowa than the hang dude. And then if I get to also be friends with Steve Coons, like then I'm in man. It's my friend, Steve Coons. He'll, he'll say that to, to the, our main characters will be like, Hey guys, this is my friend, Mike Schulte. You know, like it'll be awesome. I'm in, I'm Ricky Butler. Damn. Wow, man. That was, that's an upset to me. I don't know if you said it, but is Steve Coons around this list because he won. Nope. Because we don't know Steve Coonser. We don't know anything about him. Okay. I think we do. We know the journey. Listen, we've got the next best thing. We've got Stoney who we know. And then by being with Stoney, you can hang out with Steve, Steve Coonser. So all right, Sean, you're starting this one off. Garth Algar and Preston Waters from blank check. Preston is a one time hang. Preston is like, come to my mansion and go down my slide and do all these, do all the fucking awesome stuff. Meet, meet my fucking limo driver played by who's also in the burbs. You do get to hang with Rick Decommon. That's true. That is like, but Preston's got to be there. It's true. That sucks. I'm going Garth, dude. Garth. Man, man, I'll tell you what. Yeah, I know Preston sucks, but Preston has a million dollars. We can make this go for a while, buddy. We can hang. Have you ever rode a water slide at age 13? Brother, this is the greatest moment of your life riding a water slide, especially one that comes out of your house. I love me some Garth Algar, but he's a little too tame for me. I'm being a 13 year old kid. I got Shay Stanley coming around with those legs. I'm Preston Waters right now. Let's go. Let's be friends. See, okay. So are you saying you're going to be like, you know what? I could help him with it. I could just give him some financial advice. We could stretch this a little. No, I'm a 13 year old kid that's like, let's buy more things. Okay. So you're going to help him spend this money. Yes. And then you're just going to be bankrupt and then the FBI is going to be breathing down your throat. I didn't do shit. So Mike wants that. I didn't do shit. Imagine that you're a real friend in real life at 13. You're like, man, he's cool. We watched Nickelodeon together, but imagine hanging out with Preston Waters and be like, Nickelodeon's at my house. Right? Yeah. I got a go-kart track in my backyard. So that, I mean, that does make a lot of sense. And same with having like Rick Dukum and driving us around the limo with a bunch of ice cream. And that's pretty baller. Garth though, I feel like me and him, we'd be in a pretty cool like jam, jammy kind of band scenario. And we'd be playing some street hockey, you know, some foot hockey and just hanging out. So I think I'm, I'm going to go against this whole reverse Michael Jackson's ranch scenario of Preston Waters. And I'm going to go with Garth, Garth Algar. Garth Algar moves on the next battle. We've got our boy Stoney, played by Pauli Shore and Encino man versus Bodie, Bodie Satva from Point Break. And as much as I, I think I could use some philosophy of Bodie in my life right now, I, as much as I could use some surfing in my life right now, I, I'm a little scared of what this man's going to draw me into because I'm impressionable. And if, if a man like Bodie's asking me to put on a mask and rob a bank, probably going to do it and I'm probably going to get killed. And I'm not down with that. I love me some Stoney so much. I love how chill that crusty dude is. And I want to go to mega, mega mountain or whatever with him, ride some roller coasters, weave some juice. Man, me and Stoney would have been best buds in high school. I am a Stoney man on this. Dude, now I'm just thinking about like Mike hanging out with Bodie and like they get into the van and they're like, how bad, yeah, this is going to be a lot of fun. What are we up to you guys? Like what's, what's going on? Oh dude, you're going to love this. You're going to love this. Here, put on this mask. All right. Yeah. And then just, yeah, sounds good. It's like, oh, that's, that's, that's fun. What do we like do in a prank or something? Kinda, you know, and then you just rob a bank. It's like, you get handed a gun on the way into the bank and you're like, oh no. And Mike's just pressed it all up like, that's cool. This is cool. Oh, like Edward Forty hands, but with weapons. Yeah, exactly. Just don't put your mouth around that. So now I mean, yeah, dude, like Stoney, Stoney is the ultimate in one of the ultimate. He's one of the greats as far as I'm concerned, as far as hangs go. So I'm, Stoney is like, like the Spicoli without the, the like, like deep, deep stoner personality, right? So I'm Stoney all the way. Stoney's a clear winner. But to argue for Bodie is that just because he's got that punk rock nature, he's against the system, man. You know, like no establishments going to get under my skin. Fuckers. I love that about him. But yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a line and he crossed it. Up to AJ, the number two seed, Mr. Miyagi versus the number 31 seed, Jack Burton. Fuck. Yeah. Wait, Jack. I don't. Wait, we trouble in little China. Oh, oh, oh, um, that's tough. I saw that one. Some of these were great. And then this one popped up. I went, yikes. This is going to be hard, but I think I am going to go this route. And here's why. I'm going to go Mr. Miyagi because I feel like I could hang out, get some good wisdom. We could do some chores. Maybe he could help me at my house even. And then we just have like every now and again, we have our sake nights where we just get a little crazy, a little turnt up, right? And just go to town on some sake and some, some Japanese style loggers. And yeah, so I'm going there only because Jack Burton in my mind is essentially like a kind of a dumb Ferris Bueller. Like he thinks he's really in control and he's going to take everything down. But in the end, nothing goes right for him. And you're going to get kind of drug along with that. So I'm going to go Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi, man, he is cool as fuck. But he is the friend that invites you over and you think you're going to just hang out. Then he's putting you to work. Like he, he's like, yes, he's this I'm moving. See this guy get this driveway. Yeah. Like come just, just come check it out. It's pretty gnarly, right? Yeah, we're just going to put some gravel in there. And well, why don't you keep doing that? I'm going to render my Nards real quick. I'm going to get, I'm just going to get some snacks and stuff for us. This is cool. Comes back with like literally, you know, bags of concrete and shaping tools and everything. He's like, yeah, we're going to do this and then see that other one next to it, a little smaller, but we're still going to be doing that. And then after that, we're going to paint my fans. We're just going to stain it real quick. Just need stain. It's a fun time. No, it's not. Hey, we're just going to do this really quick. Yeah. Jack Burton is the man. Jack Burton is a CB fella. You know, he's, he's, he's friends with everyone over the radio. Yes, he can be a little chaotic. But you know, I have a friend like that in my life that, that I really love. And he's, he's a lovable Oaf. And I love lovable Oafs. Jack Burton all the way for me. Yeah. That's, you, you, you did good on that one, Sean, to remind me of the negative of the Miyagi, but you know, at this point, I am an old man with Miyagi. And maybe I do like to settle down and do some projects and just live the, live the slow life. In fact, we'll both pan it off on the karate students that we're teaching. So I won't be doing the painting, the fence, you know, we're, we're bros in this. So I, unfortunately I got to go Miyagi as well. Sean, you were up final battle the first round, Napoleon Dynamite and Kino from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Seeker to the Ooze. Like Napoleon Dynamite is that like kind of friend who befriends you out of, out of pure, like just, it's natural, you know, it's, it's not like he's gotten a gender or anything like that. It's, he just, he's just a good guy. But man, is he fucking weird? Like Kino, Kino is rad as hell. He is a pizza delivery guy that, so that is everyone's best friend. But also we'll just make friends out of nowhere for, you know, for unbelievable giant monsters. And he's like, yeah, you guys are my buds and I will fight with you to save New York, you know. Kino, Kino for me. Easy choice for me, Kino. It's an easy choice. It's Kino. It's pretty easy. I don't want your drawings, Napoleon. They're pretty shitty. Okay. Next round, fellas, the dude versus Mick Dundee. And this is to me. And you know, man, as much as I love the dude, there's, there are a few negatives of the dude. He is the number one seed. We all love his laid back nature. And I think it would rub off on me quite a bit. Man, but Mick Dundee might even be more laid back than the dude. And he genuinely kind of cares more about people and others and not just himself. Go on Mick Dundee for the upset on this one. Man, yeah. So this is what I was kind of saying beforehand, right? Like the dude sounds great on paper potentially. But in the same vein, hey guys, could we like do something different? Like I like this bowling alley a lot, but I mean, we're here a lot. And can we just go somewhere else? Can we do anything else? Like you guys got to let this rug thing go, you know? I just feel like they get caught up on the same things over and over again. And Crocodile Dundee is just so up for whatever. Yeah, I'll go to New York. Let's give it a shot. I'll say hi to everyone in New York. I'm going Mick Dundee. Damn. Let's be honest. Let's be honest here. I'm not exactly arguing for the dude. Because I think one great quality about Mick Dundee is that like, if you guys go somewhere and you do kind of get in like a disagreement with another group or something like that, he's going to handle it stoically. And then when it comes to it, he's going to pull out that fucking big knife, you know? But he went to New York, in my opinion, strictly for pussy. And he's going to get it. And so if we go out for pussy, he's going to get all of it. He's going to get it. There's none left. There's none left. And that sucks for me. I'm just going to go home. And like if we're living together, I'm just going to have to hear that all night. Yes. A wean boy. Fuck. Hey, man, he's after one Sheila. All right. And he's got her. Yeah. See? Okay. That was the only one. All right, AJ, you got Andy from Wet Hot American Summer and Mitchell Goosin from Airborne. All right. This is a little bit easier, I think. Because like say, Andy is again, he's the guy, he is, he's another one of those guys who just punches you a little too hard and tries to pass it off as playful. And he just doesn't care. He's just in it for himself, right? I mean, he's going to be a good time. But how much fun are you going to be able to have around him for how long? So I'm going to go Mitchell Goosin, who wants to just hang out, be buds, surf. I'll rollerblade with you, bro. Like that's cool. Like I think it sounds great. It's like, I'm all in on that, on that whole idea. So Mitchell Goosin. Yeah, Mitchell Goosin too, only because Andy is cool on the surface, yes. But like if you make plans and you go do something with him after three minutes, he's like, this fucking sucks. And like, dude, we just got here. You know, I hate that shit. You taste like burgers. I don't like you anymore. We're at a burger joint. Yeah, I know. I just ate a burger. Yeah, it's like, come on. Come on, man. Yeah, no brainer. That's a Mitchell Goosin for me. That would go to Sean, Sean Spicoli and Don from Dacing Infused. As I said with my original argument with Don, he is just the floater, man. And I completely enjoy a floater. I love his inclusiveness as it's underrated. We only see a little glimpse of it in days of confused. But you know, like when they get done paddling, people say, hey, here's a beer. Hey, here's a beer. You just wasted another beer. He's like, whatever. Or that was a, that was a Kohlhauser. Sorry. Yeah. But Don still does stuff like that. He, he's just the ultimate man. Like every time I think about like the chillest character, yeah, the dude's number one seed for a reason. But I think Don is just a go with the flow guy. You know, he's, he's a, I want to dog as much chicks as I can before I get out of this place, you know, like have the experience. And then when you're done, you're done. Have more experiences. That's, that's my kind of man right there. I like that guy, Don. Don all day, man. If you're in high school with both these guys, Spicoli's a good time, but he's only a good time at certain points. And Don is just a good time all the time and very versatile. He is, it's Don for me, 100%. All the way. All the way. Okay. To me. Oh boy. Uncle Buck versus Al from Caddyshack. And we established that Al's a good time. We know this, but Uncle Buck's a good time too. We don't necessarily see perhaps how much fun Uncle Buck can have because he's taming himself back a little bit in this movie. I think, I think Uncle Buck parties, but I also know he can chill out and he can be quiet. Al can't be quiet. I'm, I'm an Uncle Buck guy on this one. This is Uncle Buck all the way. He likes to do the same things that Al likes to do and he likes to do a lot of other things too. That guy does it all. That's what I, that's, that's the kind of person I've always felt like I fall, tend to fall into. I love doing a lot of different things. I love trying new things. I love trying, like just going and just, I want to be able to, like, like what does he say? He's like, you know, I just, I want to be able to throw my sticks in the car whenever I want and go and do the thing. You know, I want to be able to go bowling. I want to be able to hang out with people. I want to do me, right? Like, and, but also make sure everyone else is having a good time too. It's Uncle Buck, man. This is, yeah, it's definitely, definitely Uncle Buck over, over Al. No arguments here. AJ, you are next. Happy Gilmore versus Marty McFly. Who would you rather hang out with? Man. You got two, two of my favorite things here. Marty McFly likes to, likes to rock and roll and Happy Gilmore likes to roll the rock. Okay. So I'm going to, you know what? I'm going to go this route. I'm going to eastern thing. Far East, but yeah. It's a Zen garden thing, Sean. I'm going to go Happy Gilmore. He's a wild man, but he's got that, he's got that heart of gold. So I'm going Happy Gilmore. This is a tough one. We argued with this that they both have tempers. I mean, I guess maybe it's whatever you say audience. But this is tough. That is a good argument because he's a rocker and Happy Gilmore likes to go to rockers, go to concerts, you know? There you go. I'm going to go Marty McFly just because I want to see Mike's squirm here. Yeah. I don't, I don't really like this battle that much at all. Both of them, I'm not quite sure they're going to make it much further because there's only so much I can kind of take of both of these guys. But again, I think Happy just gives me the most versatility for my day. Marty's pretty much going to be like, let's go, let's go to Doc's house so you can watch me play the guitar, you know, kind of a thing. And Happy's going to be like, let's hit, let's hit the course. Let's do some hockey. Let's get some beers. Let's eat some Subway sandwiches back when they used to do you cuts on the top. Back when it was fucking awesome. So yeah, I got to go Happy Gilmore on that one. Imagine Marty McFly hanging out with them and be like, look at that. You see that clock tower? You know, back in 19 feet, like it's Jesus, dude, well, you let it go. Kind of like the construction guys. Like I built that. One of those guys. All right, Sean, you need to decide who you'd rather hang out with. Tommy Callahan or Ricky Butler. This is, this is bad. I hate this one. Tommy, Tommy is, Tommy, like he's, he's, he's the heart of gold. Like I said, and you know, he can party, he can get down, we see it in the beginning of Tommy boy. He's, you know, going to crash and pass out through coffee tables and stuff. And that's funny. But who facilitated that party? Probably someone like Ricky. You know what I mean? I, I love, I love this situation that Ricky's in. This is like the, when I'm that age, that's the dream. Like parents are out of town, we're partying. Also, my neighbors are crazy. They don't really bother us much. They like me. But we just can sit back and relax and see this shit show go down. Yeah, I'm Ricky. Wow. So that's, I mean, Ricky's got more of a solid argument than I ever thought he would coming into this and, and hanging out in that neighborhood is there, but I just can't quite put it past that. Like what if the neighborhood goes away? You know, like I'm still, it's still just me and Ricky. If nothing fun is happening in this neighborhood. And last round, I put a lot into the neighborhood and that's that needs value there. But Tommy Callahan is, is a heart of gold and he's funny and he's a good time. I gotta be, I gotta go Tommy Callahan here. Yeah, I, I, I'm in this boat where we can only, we got to talk about, we're talking about the hang overall, but if it comes down to just this, this place that we're in, I mean, we can and do go anywhere with Tommy Callahan and have a good time. All right. Prehistoric forest. Prehistoric forest. So I'm going Tommy Callahan. You want him to break your new car door of your toy? Is it? No one said that that was going to happen. Okay. Yeah, dude. But we'll treat him better than you. You hang onto a car this cherry. Kind of like your suitcase. One argument against Ricky, I guess I'll make is that like, he might be the kind of person who's like, uh, like the next morning you wake up and the party's over obviously. And he's like, yeah, do you have a good time? I'm like, yeah, man, that was a fucking great time. Your neighbors are crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go now. Oh, you gotta leave. You gotta leave now. Party is over. So next battle is up for me. We got Garth Algar versus Stoney from Encino man. It's a no brainer for me. I took Preston waters over Garth Algar. I got Stoney in this round easy. Yeah, this is a little bit, a little bit different. You know, the scenario changes every battle. Garth is pretty good at the flow. I feel like sometimes he's just got, you know, but I need somebody who's got some, a little bit of cool factor. And for, especially if we're talking about Wayne's World One, I mean, you know, Garth, Garth has some going for him. And I'd really love his utility belt and his like shocker thing, but I've got to go Stoney. Stoney is the ultimate go with the flow. Stoney is, Stoney takes it one step further. He is the, creates the flow. He creates the flow, but he doesn't, I don't know, he doesn't like manipulate it. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Last battle of this round, the quarterfinals, it goes to AJ. Mr. Miyagi versus Kino, we're going to have a little karate battle. Oh man. You know what? I'm going to go Kino. I think we're, I think we're going to have a little bit more fun. I think we're going to do a little bit more like, you know, like what if we just got matching moped's, you know, and just drove, drove pizzas around. Sounds pretty cool to me. So I'm going Kino. Yeah. I didn't come here for this. I'm going Kino as well. I'd be a Miyagi man, but the majority rules. Kino is moved on. We have eight people left, my friends. First battle, this goes to Sean, Mick Dunney versus Mitchell Goosin. Mick Dunney versus Mitchell Goosin. Yeah, man. I just think that Mitchell Goosin, like he, like I said, my argument against Mick is that he's the pussyhound that he is and good for him. So is Mitchell bro. Have you seen it? I'm just saying, but like, listen, he brought along a Bratz doll guy. Yeah. Seth Green. Doug Foney's sister. Doug Foney's sister, Judy. Wiley. He brought him along, you know, and like he maybe didn't want to, but like he was like, I, I made plans with him, but I might get some pussy tonight. You want to bring some more? And maybe get my friend in there. And he does. He locks that in at the end of the movie as we see. That is a good fucking friend. And that is a good hang. I'm going Mitchell Goosin. Well, well put. I, as much as I hate this, like Mick, Mick Dunney is like the cool, one of the coolest dudes of all time. But you know, if I'm his age, he's more fit than, than I am. He's better looking than I am. He looks better with a shirt off than I do. He's gonna, I'm going to have a hard time keeping up with Mick Dunney, where you put me at age 17, 18. I got the same haircut as Mitchell Goosin. We are going to do good together and we're going to have fun and we're going to write in our journals together. And we're going to surf and I am a Mitchell Goosin man. Let's go. I would have been a Mick Dunney man. California dream boat meets the Australian motorboat. I would have taken that motorboat all day, baby, but there you go. All right. All right. To me, Don from Dacing Fuse versus Uncle Buck, who you hanging out with? Are you no weight can necessarily, actually you do what you want. I'm not going to put weight into this, but if with Don, I'm back in high school, I'm starting my senior year of high school and I'm hanging out with the utility belt named Don, one of the greatest high schoolers of all time. I'm, otherwise I'm 45 and I'm, I got a good buddy who is awesome and is caring and is funny. Man, that's, that's so tough because yeah, I'd rather be back in high school than 45 ish or whatever. But I think, I think I got to go Uncle Buck. I think, I think I have to and I, I shall. I think, A Don Mitchell Goosin battle in the, in the semi-finals would have been pretty tight though. That would be nice. I think I am going Uncle Buck. I think I have to. I don't think that, like I get it with Don. Don just, you know, hey, you got to remember, even though he doesn't, you know, they're casting, you know, late 20 year olds as, as high schoolers. Don still got some years to go. Okay. He's got a lot of, a lot of life to live. Uncle Buck's seen it. He's, he does it all. He likes to hang out and he's got the connections. I know he's got, you know, he's got the connections going Uncle Buck. Yeah. I think you made the argument, Mike. It's, I would have gone Uncle Buck too because as you were talking, I'm like, but those high school years are fleeting, you know, Uncle Buck's going to be your buddy for life. He sure is. Okay. Then this starts off with the age man, happy Gilmore in Tommy Callahan. Oh God. This, what a, what an epic lineup. That's a, that's such a strong battle. These guys are very similar. They're both wild cards. They're both not, not always the brightest in scenarios. They both got the tempers going on, but I think overall, this might pain me, this might pain me, but I am going to go Tommy Callahan. I'm going Tommy boy as well. It's, it's those, that road trip, man, like singing together, having a good time, having some snacks, you know, stopping along the way at random diners. That's my shit. Tommy Callahan into the next round, final battle, starting with Seaners. This is going to be Stoney versus Kino. There's really, it's just, it's just favorites over, over another at this point. Like it's, it's nothing against any of these men. But Stoney's my guy. Stoney's my guy. Like he's, he's chill as fuck and I want to chill. I don't want to hang out. I want to, you know, he's, if I'm digging a pool hole, he's going to be there. He might not be like doing a bunch of work, but he's there, you know, saying what kind of juice he wheezed yesterday, you know, and I kind of want that levity. I don't want to be thinking about this right now. Yeah, man. I'm going Stoney. He was an incredible friend to a piece of shit named Dave Morgan. Imagine what kind of friend he's going to be to someone that cares about him and actually treat some good like Steve Cooser, you know, or, or Sean Pryor. I'm just saying, I'm a, I love me some Kino, but I don't know enough about Kino. I, I don't quite know if I, if I like him enough, other than the guy that like I see at the bar and I'm like, yeah, bros, we should go out sometime. You know, like Stoney's so nice. I'm like, I'm going to go out sometime, you know, like Stoney's, Stoney's going to call me every day and Kino might if he's there. So I'm a Stoney guy on this one again. Respect. No, no arguments. All right. The final four, my friends, of who you would rather hang out with, who would be the best friend to have of movie characters, Mitchell, Gouzin, Uncle Buck, Tommy Callahan and Stoney. And that is going to go to me to start it off. Mitchell Gouzin and Uncle Buck. Wow. Man, listen, Mitchell Gouzin deserves to be this far, but there is a little bit of a wild side and a wild card side to Mitchell Gouzin. He apparently was like killing people with surfboards at one point and he's only, he's only been out of that for a while, a couple months or something like that. We don't know, we don't know where he's going. We don't know if he's going to take us with him, you know, because he's pretty much a free spirit and it might just end up being the best summer of our lives. We may not stay in touch and I will cherish that summer so much. I will think about it every day of my life, but Uncle Buck's going to be there for me. Uncle Buck is there for his shitty fucking sister-in-law and his brother who lives with his shitty sister-in-law and none of them call him. He doesn't even know the ages of his kids, but he drops everything in his life, including his amazing girlfriend, Shanice, to take care of that. Uncle Buck is going to be there for me. I'm an Uncle Buck, man. Oscar winner, Shanice. Yeah. Maybe she's happy again. It's Uncle Buck, man. It's Uncle Buck. Yeah, it's Uncle Buck. Yeah, Mitchell Gouzin, like as cool as he is and as inclusive as he is, it's still like the language, you know, the philosophy that's just like, ugh. It's like, dude, you're like 17. Okay. I'm not going to hear it from you, man. If I'm not willing to buy something from you, I'm not going to listen to your philosophies. I'm looking for a friend who can tell me what a Roth IRA is. Yeah, at this point. Well, geez, I might not be Uncle Buck though either. All right. Final semi-fat, final battle. Go into AJ here. Tommy Callahan versus Stoney. Like, it's like, this is the ultimate, I know, I know what the right answer probably is, but I know what I want my answer to be. And so I'm going to do this because I'm kind of, I'm playing the odds here, but I, as of right now, I'm going, I'm going to go Tommy Callahan. Going Tommy Callahan. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy and Stoney. Oh, man. Unfortunately, I just think that Stoney is, I think he's a bit like a garth. And in the end, I feel like he's a bit garth as a friend where it's just like, yeah, he's around and it's good, but man, I love my friends and know that they would do anything for me, but like, will they invest in my life? I think Tommy Boyle will. The final battle that you all knew was coming because I, I'm glad I don't have to answer that one because it's, it's very hard. So I'm just going to leave it at that. The final battle. Uncle, I really thought that you were both going to vote Stoney on that. I'm just going out there. That's why I heard your brain go, well, I'll throw it to them and see what they're saying. Yeah. I'm shocked. So just, just wanted to say that. We all knew it was coming. Uncle Buck versus Tommy Callahan. Sean, you are starting this off who of these two men, the movie characters themselves in their worlds being the same age as them, who would be your best friend that you would want to hang out with? I'm like, I'm looking for a flaw. You know, I'm fishing for a flaw in either of their character, like not even characters as they are written on the page and seen on the screen, just their character. There's really none. There's really none for either of these guys. I mean, Tommy boy is like, he's, he's a family man. You know, they both are. Fuck. Uncle Buck would be a father figure. Tommy boy would be a damn good friend. I'm going to go Tommy boy. That's, that's real hard, man, because Tommy Callahan is what in this movie, like 20, he went to school for seven years. So he's like 25 or whatever at 25. I needed, I needed somebody like Callahan, you know, like to have some good times, but also to like ground me a bit and just be like, we're going to, we're going to take care of the things we got to take care of. And we're going to be genuine people. And, and I appreciate that about Tommy Callahan. But I don't know. I don't know, man, because I'm, I'm not that age anymore. And it's a little harder to go back to that where I'm looking at Uncle Buck right now as an, as an equal to me of, of just, I know he's got, he's got his things that he loves and maybe he hangs out with a couple of weird CD people, but I like a couple of CD people in my life from time to time touches of them. And I, I don't know, man, Uncle Buck might be one of the greatest human being characters of all time. He's going to make me giant pancakes for my birthday and shit like that. He's going to go above and beyond for my birthday. Tommy's a little busy with work running the company. Uncle Buck's going to make sure I'm taking care of them, throwing this over to AJ. I am an Uncle Buck man. Yeah. Like, like you say, you try to find the flaws and you try, you try so hard to kind of make this comparison of before, during and after the movies that we watch them in. And like, um, Tommy, Tommy is, is a person like if you, if I'm, if I'm going full spectrum on it, Tommy learns a lot and comes out with a lot of growth. I think he's still got a lot of growth to go through in his, in his life. Uncle Buck comes out and although yes, he has his moments of growth where it's like, Hey, you know, I almost took those kids to the, to the horse track, you know, for, and to gamble and stuff. I almost did that, but I knew, I knew it wasn't right. I tried not to do, I knew it wasn't right. And I didn't, he didn't end up doing it. And, um, you know, and he just, he fought, he just fights so tooth and nail for the, the love and affection of, of his family and the people around him. He's so willing to just go. He's like, yeah, when he just says, yeah, I mean, it's a little small in the apartment, but you know, bring him on over and get some sleeping bags, get some peanut butter or whatever good stuff. It's like, he's, he can make a good time out of some sleeping bags and peanut butter there guys. Okay. That says a lot about a man. And I think that that says a lot about the best hang of this bracket. And that is Uncle Buck. Yeah. I, you cannot go wrong with that. I mean, you just cannot, if it was Tommy, if it was Uncle Buck, if it was Mitchell Guesin, if it was Stoney, our final four was pretty damn good. And so there you have it. Uncle Buck is the greatest movie character, best friend that you could ever ask for. And we said it. There it is. Just end, just end the show like this. Well, let us know where we were at. We were at, yeah. Let us know where we went wrong. God, that's a lot of W's and stuff like that. If you have any other good tournament ideas, kind of like this, let us know. This is, I hope you guys enjoyed this little tournament that I put together for you. This is a blast. This is a blast. I love it. Well, that's it for us. You guys have the best time ever. Goodbye. 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