458 - A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise

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Again, that's simplepractice.com. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon episode, the podcast. I'm going on not too many hours of sleep. I had a lot of fun with Tony Hinch, go from Joe DeRosa last night in Manhattan at the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant. Free ad for those dirtbags, whom I love, who own that club. And we had a great time, best comedy club food in the world, by the way. If you haven't been to the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant, owned by two criminals who are endeared to me, go because it is excellent. The food is excellent. It is. And the comedy is happening. Food is excellent and the comedy is provably going on. It's there. And some of it is quite good. Some of it is quite excellent. Truly. And we had fun with DeRosa and Hinch Cliff just talking shit, having fun, had a couple of cigarettes, which I no longer do, but the throat. And tomorrow opening for Louis at Forest Hill Stadium, Louis was very nice to ask me to open for him on his tour. He's on a crazy tour all over the world with P. Diddy. And they are touring and he asked me to open it up and I will. And I am. So how about that? So it's a lot of fun. Turning our attention to Gaza. No, I'm kidding. Every week, you know, with this, every week, I mean, it really is. I mean, the situation is worsening and I don't want to talk about it every week, but then I feel bad if I don't talk about it. But who really cares? I mean, I do a show in front of an inflatable cactus. I mean, not now. I have the summer backdrop. But you know what I mean? Like, what are we doing here? But also you got to say something about it because it's not good. But I've been saying things about it for a while and it doesn't need to be that game. We don't need to play that game of who was first. But I have been saying things about it for a while. Many people in the entertainment industry, the industry that I am in are now saying things about it like today. And I'm not saying I was I was kind of like I wasn't I right after October 7th was like, take a minute. Obviously respond. You know, I wasn't one of those people either. I wasn't like on October 8th going crazy in the quad of Columbia campus with like a burka on screaming and yelling. I wasn't doing any of that. I am a rational adult who just kind of like, you know, you wake up, you have an oatmeal, you know, or whatever. And then you kind of go about your day. But there's a lot of, you know, killing on the social media now. Sorry, there is. And I don't like that. So I say no, cut it out. And people say to me, well, you don't understand. And I don't. And I actually don't. So that's the statement. We got, we got to go back to this country fighting about like the Minnesota Vikings hired a dude to be a cheerleader. Every fight in America now is existential. It's not about dumb crap. We always use to fight about dumb shit that didn't really matter. Like that fat bitch is trying to get gay marriage overturned. Kim Davis, that, that court clerk, they tried to make certify a whatever. Look at this twink jumping around with Minnesota. Now, by the way, you think this is the biggest problem Minnesota has? Don't they have like lots of problems? But anyway, this is the stuff as a country we were like designed to fight about. We're really good at that. But now we're fighting about like, is the election valid? Is the CIA in a, in a war with the president? Is the president federalizing the police? Like are the states going to declare war against the federal government by not letting ICE do whatever? I'm just saying there's the problems now are not fun. They used to be kind of fun. No, I mean, really, obviously not for everyone. But we've gotten to a point now where everything we fight about and everything we're having an argument about is of the utmost importance. And like when everything's at an 11, nothing is really. So it's like everybody's so tired of everything that we need this. We need the Minnesota Vikings to do something like this. Cause we need to go back to arguing about something that we can even wrap our heads around. Can't even wrap our head around half of this. Like Gabbard's out there, Tulsi Gabbard's out there with Russia gate. And that's a real thing to be sure. But it's hard to wrap your head around that as a person that isn't like familiar with like whatever the layers of power. I mean, what, I mean, we do this every week, you know, I mean, but at least with this, at least with this, people immediately go, Oh, it's a guy doing something a girl did and we don't like it. We're mad about it. Thank God. Thank God we have this and more things like it. Please, more things like it, more like food items that we don't, we don't like or they're very contentious. And I remember getting angry about like a food item. Like I remember years ago, Burger King did a bacon Sunday and people were like, this is over the line, you know, things like that that make, you know, cultural conversations and moments. Yeah. Remember the bacon Sunday at Burger King? People are like, God damn it. A fast food restaurant puts out something so grotesque. The KFC double down. There's a history of these. There are a history of moments where fast food companies push, push it over the line and it makes us all think about what's going on in our lives and what we've allowed to happen. You know, I'm not saying Russia Gates not worthy of looking into. I'm just saying for the regular person out there, it is easier to see the problem in a bacon Sunday than it is Russia. They don't understand. They don't know who John Brennan is or Clapper or Hayden. Yes, maybe they could all start reading books and they don't know about the dollars brothers, but they know that bacon on a Sunday isn't good. Unless it's like a very weird thing and a fancy restaurant, everyone takes one bite of it and goes, Ooh, but you shouldn't get it through a drive through. There's been a long history of these things that double down. The Burger King bacon Sunday egregious things. I would like if a fast food restaurant were to do something egregious so that we could start fighting about that, arguing about that something really like, you know, it's the falls coming up. So maybe something maybe like a maybe it's a burger and the bun is like a is on a is this is on a cider donut or something like an apple cider donut or it's a whole pumpkin Sunday, where the whole entire pumpkin is filled with ice cream and candy for Halloween. Something that is so heinous that most people say, wait, stop it now. Stop it now. You're trying to kill us. You know, it was good that the Minnesota Vikings hired a male. They should go. They should do all fat cheerleaders. You know, that that that none that was on Tucker, that woman put her as a cheerleader. Get the photo of that lovely none up. Put her as a cheerleader. Get people talking is what I'm trying to say here. By the way, these frogs over in France are mentioning me in the Candace Owens lawsuit. What did I do? Is it my fault? Your wife has a dong. Who cares? This is Patrick by David. What did he say to Anthony Weiner? He's like, you try to get girl show you your dingaling. So what? Brigitte Macron, she may be, may be allegedly as a dingaling. So what I mentioned in the lawsuit on April 26, Owens appeared on the Tim Dillon show and then they do my whole. He's a comedian, podcaster, actor. They have a better bio for me in the Candace Owens lawsuit than my agent does, by the way. The bio in the Candace Owens lawsuit is actually better than anything CAA has done for me. Tim Dillon started the show by telling Owens he was asked about the series while checking into a hotel and said it has blown up. Owens replied, oh, everywhere. I mean, it's the most international thing I've ever done. So the Macrones are suing Candace and her appearance on my show is in the lawsuit. I mean, it's just a moment of pride if you've been a fan of this show for a while. And a lot of you have. I meet people all the time that have been, you know, listening since 2016 or the beginning. A lot of people are new. But to think about this, to be named in a lawsuit is a mark of pride. The president of France's wife is suing Candace Owens who said she was a man. And I mentioned in that lawsuit. And that's actually because you start this business, you don't know where it's going to go. I didn't know where it was going to go when I started it. And that's what I'll tell people out there that are young and are walking down an uncertain path to this moment in their life where they realize it's all actually been worth it. There's a lot of people that are going, am I on the right path? Are the sacrifices worth it? And the answer is yes, because I'm sitting before you today named in a lawsuit. The president of France's wife may or may not have a cock. We're all going to court to figure this out. We're going to court to figure out whether the president of France's wife has a cock. We don't know. We don't know. No one knows. And I mentioned in that lawsuit because I helped further the conversation. And that to me is something special. Is it a big movie? Who can't know? But what? What? No. What? What we're doing is advancing an important conversation in this on this earth. Does the president of France's wife have a cock or not? That's what people are thinking about as their kids are laying in a hospital bed. They're not thinking about how much the bills cost. They're going, does she have a cock and what's it like? I mean, I'm just saying it's a proud moment as an American. Dylan discussed MKUltra and similar programs. By the way, this is in a lawsuit. It's truly amazing. Like I read through it. I read the pages where I was mentioned. And it is amazing that this just take a minute, just zoom out for a minute. Okay. Because by the way, and even though I was being facetious about movies, weapons is amazing and naked gun is great. I saw naked gun and that's great. So think, I am not as blackpilled on movies as I was. I do believe and I'm working on stuff and other people. I know we're working on stuff, very talented people. I think there's a, there's more to this than just, hey, there's people on the internet all the time, which is great. But there's also the ability to execute and do things well on other platforms. And I'm not giving up on movies. I don't think anyone should. I don't think anyone should contrary to what I may have said last week. I'm not always right. But when we look at how big podcasting has gotten weirdly, I don't know why this one did it for me, the election and the dumb interviews and CNN, none of it mattered. My friends are in arenas and stuff. That didn't matter. It was this lawsuit. I just thought it was very funny. I just started laughing. I said, isn't that funny that the president of France and his wife are mentioning my show in, in a court case about whether his wife has a cock. And that to me is making it. That's what it is. That's what it feels like and it feels good. I'm in this thing. I'm in this thing and we're riding till the wheels come off here. I'm in deep now in this thing of whether or not this man's wife has a cock. They brought me into it. They brought me into it. You start a podcast because you think you're going to have a travel log on Comedy Central. That's what I thought. I was going to get paid to travel around the world and eat things and to make jokes about them on television because that's what every comedian wanted. Between the years of 2010, I'll give you a little comedy history that no one cares about. Between the era of 2010 and 2015, most comedians were pursuing a travel log. Everybody had been living in hellish apartments in Brooklyn or in, you know, in Los Angeles. And everybody, their dream was to travel around the country because David Tell had one called Insomniac and Bourdain, who was in a comedian, obviously had the most famous one called Parts Unknown. And we were like, what about a funny travel food leisure Joe? What about that? And everybody went to their agent manager and said, hey, man, I really want to just travel and I want to do a travel log because I like food and I like places. No one had a rationale for why they want. They were like, I like going places. I like traveling and we were all trying to get travel log. I started a podcast as a, hey, my travel log was on a tour bus because I was a tour bus guide at the time making $15 an hour for a big bus, getting a lot of complaints. And then I was like, but this is going to be a travel log where the bus is going to go to different places. I'm going to be on top of it doing my analysis. And then, and it's going to be great. And I'm going to make like $100,000. That was my dream. I was like, I'll make $100,000. Now I am mentioned in a lawsuit to president of France. Mentioned me in a lawsuit about whether his wife has a cock. Do you see what can happen out there? If you just focus and trust the process, really trust the process because I thought I would be doing really artistic stuff, but you have to trust it. The world will find a place for you. Many people who doubt this, the world is going to find it. You don't choose it. Everything's they walk around choosing everything. It's this illusion of our society that you walk around choosing these because you choose like me and my friend just got coffee and you get to choose the little thing. You know, you know, you sweetener. No. You know, you get to choose that. You know, but you don't get to choose necessarily how the world sees you or where you fit into the world. You might walk around going, I'm Kevin Costner. But guess what? You're not. Number one, you're not. Number two, he just lost a lot of money on that dumb movie, whatever it's called, Horizon. Okay. And number three, he'd love to be in this lawsuit. He'd love it. Kevin Costner would love to be in this lawsuit about whether the president of France's wife has a cock or a pussy or something in between or nothing like a doll. We don't know. I got in this going, Oh, I'll be, I'll have a show because I was like, I liked curb your enthusiasm. I go, how funny isn't that funny? But you got to trust the process. You end up where you belong and this is such an interesting moment here. It's such an interesting moment to be in a cultural conversation that matters this much to people. You know, and I know that people are going to not get it. They're not going to get it. They're not going to get it. They go, Oh, well, what is, what are you guys doing? What are you podcasters doing that's going to stand the test of time? A lot of people are saying that. What are you? And my answer to that is fascism. Um, that will, I'm pretty sure that'll last for a few years, but, but I kid. Did you know you can save up to 70% on the best brands just by shopping at from rebel.com. We're talking about strollers, car seats, high chairs, espresso machines, cookware, everything you need for way less. Here's how it works. Every single day rebel drops thousands of new products on the site for up to 70% off. It is a constant stream of endless deals from top brands like up a baby, Nuna, baby Bjorn, Breville Nespresso, KitchenAid, Le Courset and more. But you have to act fast because every deal is one of a kind. So if you see something you love, make sure you add to cart fast. So stop paying full price when you don't have to, whether it's baby gear, kitchen upgrades or a treasure for your home. You didn't know you needed rebel has it for way less up to 70% less shop from rebel.com and save big. I don't love this takeover of the, uh, uh, millet, uh, this militarized police. I don't love it. I do understand we have a crime problem in cities. I'm not blind to it. I get it. I see people all the time and I go, you're, that's a problem, not in a racial way. I'll just see someone who sparks my concern as someone who seems like they're on drugs or a shifty looking character. You know. And I'll, and I'll say, uh, somebody's got to deal with that, but it's the God to be the cops, right? We don't need national guard or do we? I don't know that we do all of the stuff that's happening right now, the militarized police, the, you know, Palatial building the list. I don't love all of this. It seems like the precursor to the next thing and the next thing might be much worse than this one. Maybe not, but what are they? Is this, get up. What is this? Big balls got beat up. Elon Musk's guy got beat up. And then now we've got the military in DC because he tried to help a carjacking victim. Well that's your first mistake. I don't get involved, by the way. So this guy, big balls, Edward Corsetine, he does something heroic. I think he tries to help a carjacking victim. Here's why I'll never help anyone. Ready? Friend of mine helps a woman getting hassled on the train. A guy takes out a knife or a box cutter. I forget. It doesn't matter. He slices my friend's face. My friend then is in court with this guy. The chick he was helping goes and testifies on behalf of the guy who was roughing her up. That was all I needed to hear. A 19-year-old man known as Big Balls who played a key role in the Doge initiative to shrink the government was assaulted over the weekend in Washington. He was assaulted by 10 juveniles near DuPont Circle around 3 a.m. on Sunday, according to a police report. Two 15-year-olds were arrested as they attempted to flee the scene. A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was also reported stolen. President Donald Trump posted a photo on his social media. Now I think this kid, not a kid, he's a dude, this guy, I think he tried to help a carjacking victim and then he was assaulted by all these children. Well, that's what happened. Cords of Dean told the officers the assailants approached him outside his vehicle while he was with a woman identified in the report as his significant other and made a comment about taking it. Oh. He told officers that he got the other person into the vehicle just before he was attacked. So, he's at 3 a.m., he's hanging out outside of his car with a woman. Supposedly, Elon Musk tweeted, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in D.C. I don't know if that's true, by the way. Because the big-balls guy is saying he was standing by his car and he was saying, above a bunch of kids went up to him and they're like, we're going to steal your car. Whatever. The point is, I don't know if he's heroic anymore though, but I'm not saying that's, I mean, whatever. You fought back against these children. Good for him. I hate children. Like violent children running around the cities. I'm so against that. I crusaded for years, well not years, but months against that white gang in Arizona, the Gilbert Goons. Roaming bands of children that are violent are a problem and I think they should go to the Ukraine. And I've said that. And I don't, and... So now having seen that is what Israel's doing bad? What are your thinking caps on? My point is this, it's a violent city, DC. These are violent cities. The cities are violent, folks. They're just violent. What are you going to do? I don't know that you could have them, but you've got to beef up the police force. You don't want military. No one's going to want to visit this country. Tourism's already dropping. Vegas hotel rooms are down like 33%. Nobody wants to be in a city where there's military everywhere. It's like after 9-11. It wasn't like great when there was just people like National Guard walking around for years after 9-11. It gives you this eerie feeling. I don't think anybody wants to really visit a city where there's just going to be like National Guard everywhere. I don't, I mean, I mean this is now, if you visit America, this is what you see, by the way. Make this louder. If you visit the United States of America on a summer trip, this is what you get. What are they doing? I mean, it really, listen, you need cops, but you got to just have cops. Kept with the military everywhere in the city. This country really does have a fascist kind of wet dream where they like, they like the idea of the military so much. Now, we all need a military. I respect the people in the military. They've done things that are genuinely heroic. But like, no one in America fantasize about the military like saving those girls from the Texas camp. No one thinks that, like no one thinks of the military or the National Guard being used in that capacity of like, oh, there's a girl being taken by the river. Got her. No one thinks that. Everyone thinks about like these guys just bashing the skull in of someone on the street. And everybody, and nobody thinks that that will ever be them. Like nobody, it's like when all the cancelling was going on and the people that were on the, you know, on the top were like getting people fired and trying to get, you know, get their banks to debank them. And the cancel culture is kind of goofy when we think about it now. But in the height of it, there were people that were losing their livelihoods, their lives, they couldn't get a bank account. It was crazy. They were not able to earn any money. People wanted them to not be on Uber. Like, and these were people, these weren't the craziest people. And there was people that said something on Twitter, somebody didn't like, wrote an article someone didn't like. And all of those people that were wielding that power never imagined that maybe that power would be used on them. They never thought that. They were never like, well, maybe if we like get all these people fired that one day they're going to find a way to take this weapon and turn it back on us and get us fired, which of course happened. And now you're like, there's people that are applauding like the military in the street and the show of strength. But there's no one imagine that at any given time the government could just decide that you're an enemy of the state. Oh, you don't like. I mean, here's the other thing. This thing that's going on in Israel is incredibly unpopular. They may go to war with Iran again. There's a great article in foreign policy we're going to go into in a minute. When you're pursuing a course or you're funding a country to do something that's wildly unpopular, okay, you need to start thinking about quelling the significant protests and civil unrest that you're going to have. If you throw a bunch of people off Medicare to do that, to give Israel the money to do this, people are going to get pissed. They're going to be in the streets and then you're going to go, what are we going to, how do we handle this? Bring in the guard, bring in the militarized federal takeover the police. This is anticipation because people are going to be unhappy. People are going to be unhappy. Luigi Mangione is not the beginning and the end of that story. People are going to act out in violent ways. I'm not for that. I don't want it. Obviously, I don't want it. But even peaceful protests with slogans that people don't like are going to be considered violent threats and you're going to be serving jail time. What's going on in the UK right now and I don't think people know about it. It's so fucking nuts. People are going to jail in the UK for a tweet. It's not a tweet anymore. It's whatever it's called an X fucking people are going to jail in the UK for like social media posts. They're saying something. Now yes, would I like some members of my family to go to jail because of what they read on social media? Sure. But as a policy. No. You know, and I'm not talking about like go kill someone at that address like where it's clearly like, okay, okay, I'll defend a lot. But when you start doing, you know, we're not even talking about that. We're talking about people that are voicing an opinion that people might consider anti-immigrant or anti-semitic going to a jail because of something they wrote. Get that up. That is happening all the time in the UK. And there are unfortunately a lot of new hate crime laws being debated here that could end up being that. Okay. Here we go. Let's listen to this. 20 months. 20 months. Went on to say that you did not want your money going to immigrants. 20 months Facebook post. Our kids and get priority. End quote. This offense is so serious that an immediate custodial sentence is unavoidable. Would you stand please? The sentence that I pass has been reduced by one third to reflect your guilty plea. Is it beheaded? You will be beheaded and you will lose all of your followers. So 20 months. Now the guy said I don't want immigrants ramping the kids. What I've said that no. Is it the most articulate thing? Well, I may have said it. Is that, hold on. Wait a minute. I can just imagine people going, you actually said it. But no, I'm just quoting it again. No, what I've, no, these are not articulate people. The people that are on the internet are not like articulate people that are really good at like expressing themselves in a, in a, in a way that's always helpful and constructive. You know, when my aunt has a couple of Perkis at and throws down a couple of bottles of white Zen and goes on Facebook, you know, she's not thinking about if she's going to hurt people with her words. That's what she's doing. That's part of the game. That's part of the game. You, you, you can't throw people in jail for 20 months for going, I don't want my money going to immigrants or rape the kids. Now maybe there's some other things in that post. I didn't see, but from what I heard, it's not eloquent, but jail for 20 months because of that. Dude, as a guy that says crazy shit with sunglasses behind a fucking desk in front of a seasonal backdrop that's printed at a Kinkos, do you think, I mean, this is, this crosses my mind all the time that we could end up being a society like this that will put you in jail for a social media post or something that you say that they don't like, you're not even allowed to watch. There's things in Britain you're not even allowed to watch on. They will literally say our hate crimes laws prevent you from watching this video. Now some of the videos I get it, if it's like, I don't know, like, like a kebab shop owner being burned alive or something, not good. Okay. Let's not do that. But some of them aren't as bad as that and you still can't watch those. You know, you still can't watch those videos. Obviously, if it's like refugee family tied up to Christmas tree in Sweden and the ornaments are, you know, into them or something crazy. Yes, we, yes, don't watch that one. You don't watch that one. You don't watch, you know, you know, like I get that one. Irish mob attacks halal cart. We get, yes, there's things we shouldn't be watching. There's things that aren't good. But then there's a lot of stuff you just, you gotta be able to watch it. You gotta be able to understand that you're an adult and you should be able to, because they've already got the cops on the street that are, I mean, they're not cops or that are the military. They've already got the National Guard on the street. They already have all your information DC and now they just get to decide what is and isn't over the line. That should scare everybody. You're fucking nuts, dude. If this doesn't scare you, you're nuts. All of these things that Alex Jones, you know, and I've had Alex on, I like Alex, but all these things that Alex Jones was like worried about when I listened to him in the late 90s, early 2000s are coming to fruition. And he, you know, I don't know where he is on all of that stuff, but like, I know he's a big fan of Trump, but like this is everything Alex Jones always talked about military in the street, the FEMA camp, the tech company that monitors everything, the surveillance. This is all of that. I mean, not to sound like a fucking nut. This is everything a crack head. And I don't even mean a crack head like crack, but a guy smoking weed in a room with a fucking black light and a fucking, you know, insane clown posse tattoo on his arm. I'm thinking of very specific guy I was friends with, but this is everything that that guy would have talked about. We'd be like, bro, bro, there's going to be military in the street. You're going to put you in jail for fucking your fucking thoughts, man. If you just say them, bro, you're going to be in fucking jail. There's going to be a fucking company that monitors everything you do, bro. Like this is literally the wet dream of every conspiracy theorist that has ever lived and it's happening now. And the people you'd think would be upset about it are kind of cheerleading it. They think it's great. So isn't that fun? Isn't that a fun one? A Miami Lakinta in went viral after video shows weird virtual check in with remote receptionist. I will say one thing about the hotel check in process right now. It is the least pleasurable thing that you do as an adult outside of a doctor's office. A hotel check in for whatever reason is so terrible. It is so fucking long. It takes a lot of time. It's annoying. You're asked to produce all kinds of things. You're asked meaningless questions back and forth. They ask you if you need for them, if they need to explain to you like what an elevator is. They're completely, completely usually, not always, but they're like treating you like a child. And yet they also can't do anything at the thing. Like you're like, can I extend my this? Can I do this? I don't know. No, we can't do any of that. That's all done through reservations. I can't do it. I can't do it. I'll pay the lecture. Can you upgrade the room? I can't do any of that. I can't do any of that. I'm a prisoner. I am being filmed. I cannot do anything. I am at this desk. I can only check you in to this hotel. So of all of the different processes that are going to get automated, that one. And it's already happening. I already know people that show up at these hotels and they have an app on the phone and it opens the door. It's already going in that direction. But let's check out this. This is a virtual hotel check-in, which by the way, right now, I'm saying ready. It's not that bad. I've had much worse in person. Let's take a look at this. Okay. One more pay or two more please? Two, just in case I lose one. Yes, I will just take this for you. Just helping with the signature, but it says yes signature, but I can just press this here. Please wait while we process your registration form. Please note that we have a strict policy of no smoking, no pets and no visitors allowed in any of our guest rooms. Signature must match the one on your ID. Using your finger, please sign where it says guest signature. What's so bad about this? Sign the form on the screen. Oh, that's fair. I will just press this here. I won't receive this. I'm going to start with the top of the... Yeah, what's so bad about that? He's Indian? So what? That's not a high-end hotel. That's a Lecinta. It's a cheap hotel. It's a... But I understand what people are saying. Lecinta saying we're not hiring an American to do that job. We're not going to put a physical American in that job. We're going to have someone do it from another country. Outlaw that, by the way. If Trump's going to rip all these people out of a high school graduation, outlaw that. Lecinta shouldn't be able to do that. And by the way, that was not even that bad either. But if you're going to be all America first, outlaw that. Outlaw Lecinta hiring a guy. He's probably in the next room. He's like, I'm not in India. He's like, I'm sitting in the next room. He's just in an air-conditioned room at the Lecinta. But that shouldn't be allowed. You shouldn't be able to just hire some dude to sit in India and check fucking people into a Lecinta to go cheat on their wife. You should have to look at, in the eyes of an American citizen at the Lecinta. You should have to. You should not, you should not be able to dodge the judgment of checking into that. But by the way, that's not even that fucking bad. That's not that bad at all. I've had so much worse check-ins with an actual physical human being standing in front of you. It's so much worse. That's fucking fine. I don't even know what people are pissed off about with that. That one's good. That one was fine. Maybe they're mad that it's not an American drug. What are people mad about here? Let's see what people are angry about. I don't even get it. I don't know what would bother people other than the fact that it is a, this is beyond ridiculous, that's wild, gotta keep it local, fam. Well, that okay. The reason for a desk is like having a doorman in an apartment building. Security. I wouldn't feel safe in a hotel with staff this lean. There is no authority. It's like a bus stop. It's a Lecinta. What do you think it is? You're checking into a Lecinta hotel. What kind of experience do you think you're going to get? Do you think, I love when somebody goes security. You think someone at a Lecinta is going to save you? If something bad happens to you, you think a guy making $7 or $8 an hour at a Lecinta is going to see if a shady character walks into the hotel. Best case they call the cops and run out the back. They're going to come fucking save you, idiot. You're going to come fucking save you. You think life's a movie? Everybody's a goddamn hero. I'm against this because that job should go to a dirtbag who lives in our country. There are dirtbags in our country and they need to work. This is another problem that no politician wants to talk about because nobody's like, nobody likes calling people dirtbags, but there's a lot of dirtbags in our country that need to do something. And I'm not saying everyone that works at Lecinta is a dirtbag, but if you wore a dirtbag, this isn't the worst job to have is to check people into a Lecinta. It's not the worst job. We've got a lot of people that are not too bright. They're not really that hardworking. They've had terrible childhoods. They're on drugs. They've had unfortunate circumstances and shouldn't they be working at a Lecinta? Shouldn't we be working at a Lecinta? Shouldn't women with neck tattoos be working at a Lecinta? Shouldn't people who just got out of rehab be working at a Lecinta? Like that's what Lecintas are for. That's what that whole subterranean level of the American economy is for. It's so that kind of people that are having a rough go of it have a place. That's what it's for. Not everybody's going to thrive and excel and not even going to be mentioned in a lawsuit with the president of France's wife. Some people are going to have, like I for example was a failure up until I was, you know, I don't know, my mid 30s. Now maybe not a failure in the sense I never worked at a Le, you know, whatever. I wasn't like doing meth or something, but I was a drug addict. I was broke. I had a house foreclosed on. I had all this stuff happen to me. I never worked at a Lecinta. I had a lot of bad stuff going on and I was in that world with a lot of those people and they need jobs. They need things to do. People that I knew from that world, don't, they're never going to get that much further than that. That doesn't mean they can't have a great life. It does a little, but it doesn't mean that, you know, they should have like some horrible life, but it means like they need jobs. They need jobs. Like these are not people who are going to, you know, do some of the other stuff that we got going on. They're not starting an app. Okay. They're not coming up with their own app. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry they're not coming up with their own app, but they're not. But that's why a Lecinta exit. They have a cigarette outside of Lecinta. It's not that bad. And then people that are in that situation, you know, they learn to kind of enjoy it. They learn that, you know, it's their routine. They work at the Lecinta. Google Lecinta, Florida and hit image. Lecinta, Florida. I'm not saying all these people live in Florida, but let's just imagine some of them do. Get up one that's, what looks like a real Lecinta, not, not one of these resort style ones that don't even exist. Let's get a real Lecinta. Go forth picture, bottom left, fourth picture, bottom. Now it's third picture, third picture right there. Go to the left. Make that bigger. This is what a Lecinta looks like, a real one, not like one in the, in the magazines. This is not the one they put on the website. This is what a Lecinta really looks like. Okay. People go to that, they go to that hotel to smoke, uh, math or crack and she'd on their wife, maybe a closeted, a gay man will go in there to have sex with someone he pays money to. Nothing wrong with that. It's actually kind of hot. Um, that's what the Lecinta is for. The Lecinta is not for a family vacation. Really? Unless you're like, fucked. People who state Lecinta is a lot of them are living there. They're living in the Lecinta half the time. Um, they're hiding. They're hiding in a Lecinta, you know, from someone, some thing, the authorities or arrival. Gang, arrival, biker gang is trying to get them and they go cool down for a couple of days and go to a Lecinta. This is a matter. If you want to go to America, you don't go to Manhattan or any of this crap or Palm Beach or the Hamptons. If you want to go see a man, you don't go to Beverly Hills. If you want to see America, you go to a Lecinta. You go to a Lecinta in a, uh, uh, Florida or the Carolina is wherever. Doesn't really matter. Doesn't really matter. Go to a Lecinta room, the room of a Lecinta because these are the places that the working class of this country needs to work. Make that, make that bigger. Do you see this room? What are you going to do in that room but sin? There's nothing to do in that room except the craziest drugs, the craziest drugs and have crazy sex. It's not, not like pornographic hot sex. We're like, whoa, look at all the acrobatics. This is like real bad, real gross, real tough, end of life stuff in that room, end of life stuff where a guy comes and you think he's dead. He's like, he makes a fake. Like it's bad what goes on in that room. It's bad, but this is a business. Our country has this. This is our, this is a business. And people have to work there. It's not nice. Mades find not nice things. Lecinta's named in many, many court cases. There's many, many legal documents that say the name Lecinta. I mean, none of this is a surprise, but this is an American tradition. An American tradition is when you have been flushed down the toilet by our society. Sorry, people do down the toilet. A lot of people. I've known some of them. I would have been one of them. Okay. But I, I, I enjoyed, you know, the creative arts. Now, when you're flushed down the toilet in our society, you don't have a ton of options. And one of the options you have is working at one of these chain hotels. And if we take that away from people, I'm being dead serious now. And I know people are going to not, you're out of touch. Shut up. I'm being honest and actually soulful and kind because one of the options you have is to work at a Lecinta and have pride and, and go, you know, like the people that work at a Lecinta walked out, they walk out. The staff for the Lecinta is people that go, I was molested as a kid, but I'm not molesting kids. The cycle stops with me. That's the Lecinta pledge. The Lecinta pledge when you work there is I, it says it when you check in, it says actually behind the thing. It says I was molested as a child, but I don't molest children. The cycle stops with me. And then to the side of the hotel, they have frozen foods you can heat up little bowls of chili and such. And then ice cream is always too hard. It's always been in the freezer too long. You have to gnaw on it kind of like, like a beaver would gnaw on wood. It's not good, but that's what the Lecinta, it's people that have had, you meet people in this world that the fact that they're on two legs is something. No? Yes. Have you ever thought you had it hard and then you talk to someone who's had it terrible? I've met so many people that have had it so bad and they are heroic in the way that they carry themselves because they've made it through such horror and they've been able to get themselves to a point where they work. I'm not kidding. They work at a grocery store or a little inn. Not like a, I'd go to not like a nice kind of class, but like, you know what I mean? I'm just using the word in as a placeholder for another thing. I don't mean like the inn at Little Washington or any of these stunning properties in Blue Ridge Mountains. I mean like a little shit box thing. The fact that's the greatness of America. The greatness of America is not like, oh, we're so tough at the military in the streets. The greatness of America is that the children that we have drugged and molested and beaten to death can work in hotels in our country. It actually is. That's what it is. Jesus said it. What you've done for the least of us, you've done also for me. It's in the Bible. That's what is our country is people that have had it really bad cancer clusters living by power lines, school shootings, molestation beatings, satanic cults, drugs, gangs, youth violence, all of that. Those people that have grown up in those, they used to play soccer in fields littered with glass. Those children, where every scene of their life is like an episode of that Stephen King mini series to stand. It's always black crows flying over their head and that old woman mother Abigail on the porch going, rats in the corn. That's all these kids see is an old woman going, rats in the corn. That is what we build from in our country and it's actually amazing that a lot of the some of those people go on and do crimes. Yes, some of them do, but a lot of them don't. I've met a lot of them and they're like very happy people. They're much happier than the spoiled cunts. I know and that'll tell you something. They're really happy. Some of those people. If you ever met someone, I know people. I mean, they were passed around. I mean, it was a rape upon and it's not nice when you hear about it. I know people whose parents did drugs. I know people whose I know someone whose father killed the mother in front of her. And that I don't really know that person, but I know, I know, I know someone who knows them. What I'm saying is a lot of those people have rebuilt. There's a dark underbelly to this country and we can't forget about those people. Like those are the people that are being replaced by that guy on the iPad. Bring him up, make him big again. He's look, look at that lobby. Go show us just that lobby again for a second. Yeah. See that? It looked like a hospital. That is where you can work and you feel pride. You go, I have a job. My mother, my father killed my mother in front of me and I have a job today at this La Quinta. And Sheila called out cause she's sick cause the kids got her sick and I'm feeling in for Sheila. I have a job at the La Quinta on the side of the highway. And that's why I believe in God because God rewards all those people. I believe that. I'm hoping that's where my religion comes from. I was raised Catholic, but I believe people that suffer through things like that, through the La Quintas and, you know, the theme parks and public school or whatever. You know, whatever horrors people do, walking people around on leashes, not for fun. I mean, like the government wants. That's bad. And I think in the afterlife, they get, it's good then. They get rewarded. That's the whole game. When you work at a shit place like this, you then go to heaven. People like me and my friends that live in nice areas are going to have to like really make an argument as to why they should get into heaven. I believe that. I believe that. I believe, I'll be like, well, I did have the Cajun chicken at La Bilbaquay a lot. And there were other people that were hungry in the world. I did. I did. We're going to have to explain the concept of an appetizer to God, people that I know. We're going to go, well, we ate a meal before the meal. Well, because we wanted to try different things. These people go right to heaven. If you work at a laquinta, rats in the corn, black crows flying over your head, you're playing soccer in a field of old glass. You're living in Florida. You have a hellish life. Your brother kills someone and he's in jail and you're visiting your brother in jail and you, you drag yourself into the middle class of this country. Not the middle class. I'm sorry. What am I nuts? You drag yourself into the working poor. After all the horrors, all the horrors, like the Epstein victims, you see these girls that have been treated horribly, terribly by evil people. And those women, I believe, go right to heaven because they've been through hell on earth. I should really do more kind of spiritual talking. It's actually kind of inspiring to many people. Myself included, but also the people that I know. There's only two people in this room, but they're actually being inspired by this. Makes me wonder if I'm wasting it here, you know, if it shouldn't just be more of a sort of a stadium environment. But I believe they go right to heaven because they've been through hell on earth, whereas the people that have had a kind of good have to, maybe there's a little bit of purgatory and that's okay. Like maybe there's a little bit of like, you know what, you guys don't get to go because, you know what I mean? So, so heaven's going to be a bunch of people with teardrop tattoos on their face who worked at La Quinta. And purgatory is going to be lit. Because purgatory is going to be like a lot of like fun people. No, but the point here is that when we talk about the American working class, obviously we're not talking about, we're not always talking about people that have had horrible lives. We're talking about people that have had good lives and their families and whatever. But there is a segment of people in our country, the poor, generational poverty, people that have experienced really horrible things. Those people should be able to work in these places. And not him. Not him. And it's not because he's Indian. It's because he's somewhere else. If you work at a La Quinta, as that comment said, keep it local fam. And you want a little local flavor in the La Quinta. And this is going to be good. Let me tell you why this is going to work. People don't want to walk in when they cheat on their wife they like. There's some guy from Pakistan on an iPad instead of having to see an actual person. But I think you should have to look in the eyes of an actual person. So that's, that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying. That's kind of a sermon a little bit. There was kind of a religious angle to that. I think people appreciate because there was sort of a sort of the circle or the fish. What is it? Where you make the eight son? That's what it comes down to is that, you know, people that have been through it should get to work at an American kind of motor lodge. Well, they should, well, they're not going to be doctors and they're not going to work at Goldman Sachs. I'm sorry. But that's, you're not qualified to do that. They're not qualified to do that. They're not qualified to do that. They're qualified to produce a podcast or they're qualified to do this. This is what they're qualified to do. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. No, they're, they're, they're good people and they shouldn't be replaced by foreign workers on iPads. It's not right. They're going to be like Becky's, Becky's down bad. They're going to say this at the local tavern. They're going to go, why is Becky down bad? She got fired at the Lakita. They replaced her with a guy. They're not going to say guy, but I'm not going to say what they'd really say. They're going to say with a guy from India who's now checking people in and Becky is now working at the Carl's Jr. And then when Becky leaves the Carl's Jr., here's the problem then. If you fall from Lakita, you fall to fast food. If you fall from fast food, it's tough. You know, there's not a lot of options out there. Maybe everyone will just be an ice. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe the end of this country is everyone joins ice. Maybe that's, that's the only job now that you can get is ice. They've gotten rid of the age limits. You can be 18 and work for ice. So maybe when we've given all the hotel and restaurant jobs to people on an iPad in Pakistan, everyone will just be an ice. All these people will be an ice. And maybe that's the point. We just have a huge 300 million person force for ice. And we've kicked all the immigrants out except for one. There's one family of immigrants trying to blend in and everyone's an ice and we're just trying to get them. And maybe that's how America ends. Everyone is an ice. And we all just deport each other back to the countries we came from. And then five guys, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, fucking Peter Teal, five guys split up the country five different ways. And we all, and we all just fucking deport ourselves back to where, back to where we, where we came from. And it's as fitting an end as any that the only job left in this country is to join a paramilitary deportation force. That's a fit ending to this place. That's the only thing now you can do is to, the only thing that you're qualified to do is storm houses, rip people out and send them back to other countries. I mean, that's the only job left that, that's the only job fair. The only job fair to all the schools will be ice. Join ice. Is there any other jobs? I want to be a dentist as one girl. Shut up. Join ice. You know, there's parents talking to their kids right now, talking to their 13 year old kids going, you should join ice. Make this family proud. Make this family proud. I remember when Ellie and Gonzalez is this kid, he was deported to Cuba. There was like a military, a guy with a gun like pointed to Ellie and Gonzalez, this little Cuban kid who was sending him back to Cuba. It was some like, and everyone was horrified by that photo. Get up the Ellie and Gonzalez photo. Everyone was horrified by this photo of this kid. He was like clutching his dad. He was terrified and then like these like stormtroopers came in. Right. So here's the famous Ellie and Gonzalez photo, right? This is the famous Ellie and Gonzalez photo that made people go, Oh my God, how insane is this? This is probably being used as an ice recruitment photo, by the way. This is an ice. This went from like scaring the whole country to like, Oh my God, what have we become? Now people are cheering this on. They want this. They want like more of this. They're like, you're not going to grow up and work in a la quinta. You're out. What a, what a, what a fun thing. Go see Naked Gun folks. It is good. It is important that you go see these movies. It is really important that you patronize these things. Go see weapons. Weapons is great. It's about 17 kids that go missing. Or as Israel calls it, come on, it's too easy. It's too, it's actually too easy. All right. Bye. Bye.