Uncle Si Calls Out Jep Robertson’s Worst Idea Yet

This is the best way to get your mic on, buddy. What'd they say? Oh, we're going to tell you. I didn't. I had my earphone. I just understood you. Oh, you're about to find out. You about to find out. Hunters involved. Uh-oh. Said no, new hunter episode. There's just not a camera on him. Yes. Yeah. Is that possible? Can you do your job from there? Can you please wear size headset? I mean, I can until he gets your way. I can't. Yeah. Whatever's easiest for you, hunter, you're the overworked underpaid one. I will say if we get a handy scum and though you better get out the way because he's going to be coming in hot. Coming in hot. He'll probably go sit behind the computer screen. Ladies and gentlemen, have you started this? Start the cloud. Hunter, you've got the hunter. And start the cloud. He got the hell hunter wants to be on. He's back, maybe. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the duck call room. And size laid and we found the closest thing we could do. Yeah. Hunter. Hunter. Hunter, set an emphasis. Look at there. This is the thing. Hey, look. You got to push that mic away from you. About every two minutes. Push it away. So get your line. And that way I can just do this. So tap it the left. Are you here? Out of this left ear or his right ear. We've been telling you that for years. He can't hear anyway. So it doesn't matter. No different. There's no difference to him. It's just life. Size of sleep right now. Is that the situation? He was still in bed. Ladies and gentlemen, it is two o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Yeah. What difference does that make? Living right. Now he was, I get perhaps up late last night. I know he went to visit the lineman. He did. He went to where they're all stationed. Yeah. They're at the eye camel to the next row center. Because I think linemen are starting to pull out of town. Peace by peace. They've got everybody. Not everybody. But almost everybody back up and running. Gov and Woke. How was your, we talked about our first experience yesterday. How was yours? Oh, man. Yeah. Look, I almost taught Johanna and him and Paula. A lot of persuasion with Paula. Because it'll be more comfortable in your house. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get them babies and bring them to the house. She finally won an eye beach. If we go to them, they'll have to get all the ears. They'll have to. I said, okay, I'll get it. So we go over our best decision ever. No, didn't even blink. Of course, in Arcadia, they wouldn't. It didn't stick in the trees. There's no trees down. No limbs down. It's just ice. So you were solid. You were with power. Oh, yeah. They can care grand baby. Yeah. Praise the Lord. Just wanting to get home. You know, yeah, I didn't want to get home. I was at home and I didn't want to be there. It was 10 days. But look, I did empty my hot water tank. It just happened to be in the attic. So I said, it'll be cold, or per. I better get that empty. And turn the water off at the brood, flush the commose, turn down the water faucet zone, and we went west. Good call. I do have a, that's wisdom hunter. I do have a hole in my shop where a limb's spirit. It looks like a, I don't know, them trees. But you know, the Peno trees one took all of the, the white oak trees there and tight. How many pine trees you live around? Yeah, not enough. Because then pine trees took it on a chance. Oh, yeah. Them lambs are down. Yeah, thinking about starting a limb removal service because my family has a bunch of limbs on their yards. Oh, it's gone. We're gonna be picking up entrepreneur. For years. Yeah, you'll have about three, four months worth of work. You just wait till it all melts and say what's under there. Hunters quit and I stood, getting the tree business. He's gonna be longer if you will. A longer. So, well, we were about to start. You may more stick with this. Yeah, you're about to limit a knowledge of you. Probably that's a real bar. They ain't gonna take you seriously when you pull up in that orange thing you drive. You start pulling up a net down by tree removal. If your car has ever been on a commercial with a bunch of hamsters driving around New York City, you're not in for the tree business. Not quite that one. Same difference. Oh, yeah. Well, good for you, Calvin. That, that, that, uh, I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. You got you got. And especially, Joe Hannah, because have it, I mean, the six-year-old or how old is she? My seven-year-old was enough in that ordeal. I can't imagine. Too. But it was smaller. Hey, they cry and stare you. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. I mean, one of them is trying to, yeah, but it waits in it. They're all in time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stereo. I got a strain because you pick them up and they shut up. You put them back down. They cry again. They cry again. Pick them up. Nothing. Oh, Hunter, tag notes. Well, I mean, it's just a good like window into how my parents did it. I forget. I forget. I forget. He's feeding many twins. So it's a twid. I forget. And garbage detail. That's what I done. Who did the cooking? Joe Hannah. Oh, she is very good. There you go. You're going to have to let us know when they make their own languages. That's apparently what me and my sister did when we were like one or two. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll just start like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, we don't understand each other. But we couldn't. Yeah, you used talking about us, my. Did your kids make their own language Martin? They say stuff that I have no idea what they're talking about, but the other one does. And I'm like, how's that possible? I don't like that. Well, you got to figure it at some point. They people started talking to each other. Yeah, and they were looking around their eye. They didn't work around looking at you looking outside. Now smile. And then that quick, and you take them sledding. No, I didn't take them outside. Oh, look, golly. When did it get bad? So you did, when did you like travel back? Like where, where was the line? I was under something like coming back home. Uh-huh. It was on the other side of the sheet. Okay. Twain sheet, and cowhung. That's where I got bad. It was a very small window. We were just in the middle of said window. Yeah, yeah. It was a lot of moisture in there. I guess with the rain. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't wet in our Katie. Huh, that didn't stick. That's crazy, man. It is. Well, I'm glad. Just to be right there. That's crazy. That's that's a wild times. I know. Just right there. Yeah. Glad. Yeah, I'm glad. I mean, there's a lot of people still without power. And you said you got yours back yesterday? Got it back yesterday. That's crazy. Why, everything. It was great to sleeping in my bed, except for I heard baby's grand that wasn't there. I was going to say they brought the babies over. No, no. Okay. On that first night back at the house, I was out there and heard a generator running all night that wouldn't run. So you just kind of get, it's weird to think you get accustomed to it. You know how many things I've done in the dark over the past week that I could have just flipped a light switch and solved. I just keep doing stuff. I'm like, I'm nocturnal now. Yeah, now I know how to do it. I'm like, I'm a fast. I don't need lights. I'm about to go over and hear echo. Located. How far is his way to you? How do you, how do you get anything done? What do you mean? Hunter, are we about to fight right now? There he's his entire like screen is full of like files and pictures. Yeah, but they had my job is to put pictures up. But you have them all around duck call room. Well, I want to be able to read duck call room. It's the background. I don't want stuff in the words duck call rooms. He's a company man. I didn't invite you over here for size seat for you. Chast has me. We invited you to Chast has you. Hunter, what's your plans for Valentine's Day? There you go. I got reservations for Waffle House. Now, yeah, Smothered and Covered by the way. Hunter, I'm just curious. What's your waffle house order? What's your go to Waffle House order? It used to be a cheese steak melt, but now it's a cheese steak melt bowl. Bully, healthy choice. The steak. He's going with the cheese. He's like, I'm at Waffle House. So I'm going to cut back on the carbs. Please leave the bread off this. I'm at 30 weight motor oil that cook him hash browns in. What's by the way I'm here for? I mean, they got healthy options at Waffle House now. I got one this morning. Did you? The fiesta sunrise bowl. What is that? Just eggs and chicken and vegetables. Oh, it's awesome. It was. It was. The only problem though. This morning, my kids relate to school because me and the boys go to Waffle House on Tuesdays. The lineman also go to Waffle House on Tuesdays. And I was like, hey, appreciate you guys. Y'all go ahead. Yeah. And the boys are like, we're going to be late for school. Is that what was it? Give you a piece of paper. That's right. Yeah. It'll be all right. It'll be fine. Waffle House is like dimming the lights, creating their own mood lighting. And they're like setting it, setting themselves up for Valentine's Day. So you can call and make reservations. It's going to be like a whole thing. Get your table, buddy. That's what you're up with. You all have to get up very far. That was a drink. That was being Olivia's like first date ever. Was that a Waffle House? I got to learn from you, man. I'm not having this. First date was it 2 a.m.? Well, I mean, that's generally when I end up at the Waffle House. Yeah. That used to be now. I'm more of a great singer. I'm kind of fellow. Yeah. Yeah. I went to Waffle House during the ice storm. Leave it at the beginning. They would let you add nothing. It was so wild. I was like, well, can I just get double sausage? Because I'm hungry. Like, I want some sausage. They're like, nope. On the side, besides. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I took it. All right, and it was all over this town on the side, by the side. I made it. I come to right here in it. Did you? The old town was off road, so he just said, why? Why not? Yeah, I didn't mind. So, so is your girlfriend? She's down with this Waffle House idea. Have you not told her about it? She sent it to me. It's a good woman. I bless you, man. I'm not going to get off that. She's very new. Or delicious either. So we're meeting halfway in Georgia. Okay. On home of Valentine's Day weekend. There you go. Where are she from? Uh, right now she lives in North Carolina. Right now. Does that mean there's plans? That's a long way. It's been discussed. So you're both going to meet halfway, like for when you're both moved, or she ain't coming back here. Is she? It's, we're, it's still being discussed. Like who's going to wear? Yeah. You can't leave us. Oh, he gone, sir. Have you been trying to get out of here? That's not true. Hunter. That's not true. Hunter. Hey, go. We will have a new hunter in six months or less. Now I'd be so bad. Oh, I'm going to make out the movies together. You, I, I ask you. He's going to go somewhere with a better theater. There's, you don't ever want to go to good movies. You're going to go to weird stuff together. Why stick to something that, I don't know, run your horizons, man. Oh, oh, the star has made it. I can move. I'm going to make fun of me more. Yeah. That's the way it has made. I'm on a computer. He's back. He's got that first segment in with Hunter. Hunter, I love you. I want you to know that while you're editing this. Oh, careful. Easy. Well, gobbin, how you been, man? How say you go with it with your diabetes? Not good during the eye stone. Miss Paula and Joe Hanna getting that kitchen. It ain't, it ain't been real healthy. 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I didn't even fill up junk in there saying it was. Oh, Lord. Oh, we had a good time. You were singing too? Yeah. There was a band? Well, black. Black is black, black plays the guitar. And you just sang to all the line. And they even sang with me. Did they? Oh, okay. And it was good. Yeah, good. Why do we not have video evidence of this? Oh, that was good. No, we had a good time. That sounds phenomenal. Good time. Oh, no, it was. He was a, them dudes came to freeze their butts off. They got to karaoke with Sire Roberts. Oh, no. That's nuts. And it was a crew there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What was your biggest song? What was the, what was the hit of the night? Johnny Cash. Also Pizz and Bruce. Okay. Who? Well, I got ignorant singing it. Oh, how do you get ignorant singing? I don't know, but I believe him because he ain't got no voice. Oh, no, man. That man being yelling at John Laker for a while. I said, if you're like Stone, don't always tell me I can say. Hey, I didn't say anything. When I was on the road, boys, I made 300 grand. Thank you. Bob. Thank you. If that ain't a professional singer, I don't know what it is. You know, next day. Yeah. Last day. We should go back on the road, mean you. Yeah. Oh, I would in a heartbeat for 300. Don't leave me here. I'm trying to keep this pie a very simple cut. Yeah. I had, I had, I had in fours, it's not a problem. When you're, when you're about three quarters ham. Yeah. Okay. Hey, you enjoy being in front of a crowd. I do like ham. Okay. Me too. I ain't feastin' a week. Why? You ain't been feastin' a whole week. This is where God one God's is done. Well, I go to the doctor. Something's wrong with you, boy. Yeah, it's hot. I pull that boat out. I'ma slide off in the woods. Hey, look, hey, I spish. I ain't do no ice fish. My boy, Juicy, was ice fishing. I'm sure what the boy is 84 has done. Made his way to some Minnesota ice fisherman. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, man, Philip did that. Hey, that baby's checked off the list and never will be on it again. I have a point to bring that dance. So the other day, I'm on my back porch. And, you know, I got a much better view of Jephtha now. Okay. A lot of branches. A lot of branches are gone. And Jephtha and his son-in-laws, I'm pretty sure it was Jephtha and his son-in-laws. It might have just been the son-in-law. Oh, that doesn't got bored. That doesn't got bored. Yep. Okay. And we're in a bind. And the pond is now frozen over for me to Jephtha. I ain't walking in it. No. They didn't walk over. Okay. Is it red neck to red neck time? And I look over. And they're casting on top of the ice. For what? I don't know. I did, I watched for 30 minutes just because that's how bored I was. And I was like, maybe something a little bit more around here during the ice storm, boys. And they were literally just top water fishing on top of ice. And I was like, I don't Jephtha. I don't think they're gonna be able to come up through the ice to get bored. I don't think this out works. Where are they? I hadn't seen them. So I need to ask them what the plan was there. Before you got here, Hunter was telling us that he has reservations for Valentine's Day with his girlfriend. I've heard something about it. No, it's just just my opinion. I'm excited to hear it. And hey, in a way, it's a smart thing, okay? Hunter scared her women. Okay. I Hey, who is it? Oh, I don't blame me. I was hurried. Yeah, no, no He didn't do you know where he's got reservations to what guess what restaurant hunter has booked reservations to and he's gonna drive eight hours to go to Well, my name's a restaurant because my mind won't blank well uh in that area captain D's McDonald's Denny's waffle house or do you think going to denny's? No? No, what hunters going to waffle house for Valentine's day. Well, hey, that's a good choice There's a lot of good people at waffle house Mm-hmm very friendly and look they cook a mean BLT boys. Thanks. I appreciate it. Okay, and what It ain't to fries. What do they call it? Asprown huh? Asprowns. Yeah, I mean, but you got size stamp of approval hunter. Yeah, go to the waffle house. That's all I needed Take you a cigar rapper and put on her There you go. Do not leave that waffle house. So she agreed Where are you going? Where are you going hunter? I'm going to Georgia. Where? Georgia Georgia Atlanta. We're meeting how you need to go to New Orleans and go to the spin and spin and rush shot Just at the top. There's one of those in New Orleans. Maybe my girlfriend went there one time. Oh Yeah, that's hilarious. You sure the restaurant was spinning? Oh, yeah, yeah, the spinning restaurant down there Well, you're dining and and you're seeing all of them Down by the tree. It was funny We go and I mean this little 17 year old you know and All of that is Ancient people like you know when I'm an ancient they someone probably was the Egyptians You know these people are anxious. These people when I say anxious they were elderly His head ain't spinning around When I look by I said are there mummies are they real? Yeah Yeah, they're Revolving restaurants since the 80s and new. Hey, would you eat raw hamburger meat? I have to You got to be kidding me when it goes tight That's one of the main stays that's that stupid restaurant now Yeah, I may not just Yeah, I don't know how many people were in that thing, but I'm tell you half of them had Five pounds of hamburger meat pounds on a plate. Oh raw hamburgers. I wasn't that much. It was yeah now I don't believe this. Hey, I'm telling you that's what I saw tail side. He's awake No more I suppose I didn't know what he said you want hamburger raw hamburger meat I said no so no one in patty's and cook yeah, and then I put it between the blind puts some lettuce tomato I'm making sure I had the name right. Yeah, I mean it's called parissa parissa what oh yeah, and it's got a fancy name well Yeah, yeah, I just called it what it is. It's raw hamburger meat. Yeah, moe eating on a cracker You went to the butcher shop said hey grab me up some hamburger the dish is called parissa Don't play per beef tartar Yeah, oh Yeah, I mean that was stop at a little place outside San Antonio called it jukes and get some parissa That was like they're big what they're known for need it on a something cracker. I was that Hi, that's what it started that night You know if you could get past the mental exploit of of eating raw hamburger meat And you can just close your eyes. It was fantastic, but like looking at the raw coming to it was it was a tough Hold on it's a tough bite. Isn't that like rule number one? Cook hamburger meat. Yeah, yeah, but they say they grind there. They said that was like ground rib eye It was organic. That's why I don't care if it's prime beef. Yeah. Oh raw is no good. I like raw tuna You eat what raw tuna? Well, hey, I'm cooking that I tell you the sushi sushi fellow and I tell you what we did Missouri. No I don't even want to eat a lot of raw fish. No fish. No, we ate a piece of raw duck Ring neck I just a ring neck Yeah, cut it real thin dipped in this and soy sauce and and and ate it it was like ring neck bubble gum Ring neck bubble gum the bigger it got no but I can check that one off my list Look sometimes you take a bite of something and you're like I This is legit and for me that was trytels beef look it is so good It is so tender. 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Oh, yeah, he's outlaw one of them You know what the difference in outlaws and inlaws is What ums won it oh What's the difference One of them is won it. I ain't saying nothing. I had to stay at my in-laws house. I appreciate that bad very much Yeah, everybody better be easy right now because you got stuck with Okay, say nothing when I lick Christie's though. I love my in-laws. Mm-hmm. Oh Oh, man. Oh, you getting some tea? Do what? Yeah, I don't I don't recommend raw duck But neither does the USDA. Yeah, we did it Well, yeah, you're gonna follow everything they said after I think it's just 2020 it's good point. Yeah, yeah What I have for supper last night, but that waffle hat. I had no I had dressing and then booties I cooked up Hmm with Thanksgiving. Oh, it was fine. I had a roast At my starters and gravy and green beans. Oh, all I need all I need was fresh. Oh, my bread The little cherry tomatoes I had about a third thing found Deal pickles cut up in my size And then the deal duck and dresser you ate pickles and thanksgiving left one of my best meals dressing and duck Uh fresh tomatoes the cherry was little and then pickles deal pickles cut up into bite-sized What you still had left over some Thanksgiving. Hey, you don't have to cut you You got hi when I made that dressing for Thanksgiving. I had to uh Uh, I'm about 13th. Uh, Paul G. Collins. Casserole and Ryan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dishes, Paul and then you froze them. Yeah, my wife froze it. Yeah, put it in you thawed one out yesterday I just thawed out because the power We thought it that she thought that no then we had some kind of But I had I mean I got the greatest cook on the wood. Oh, whatever was I tried to pick them up with a fork and Every time I stick it and just in this chest. All right, it come. It come off So I literally had to just use a strainer to get my meat out out of the stupid broth Yeah, and we mixed it okay with the dressing. Oh, it was good. He's still on the dress Well, you like dressing don't you? I love it. I'm actually making some first time. Hey, I could eat a bathtub for the dressing now you could I'm telling you how good a small bath. I would have oh, I'd have trouble. You're all different We were five got a bucket cooking it but hey, I could eat up. I'm telling you I can eat up Well, I could eat 18 pecan pies What you still ain't had one oh No, hey go get you one you deserve. I need you just survived an isopocalypse go get you What's worse thing I think oh I'll take it out because it's just about burning it on I Joe Hannah don't cook very healthy, but it's good. I've sent you brought it up. I'd like to have the the off the filling For that don't even put in for Congress. You just had the feeling that you put in for compi. Oh, yeah We make me make me a por compi filling and ain't nothing much Wait, and I know what are you gonna use his bread huh? Hey, I'll grab you crack roast Graham crap. No, I ate a parkour Graham talking about it rolled out one of them pizza Brown pizza and you use that as a as of course And then you'll bring all cinnamon sugar on that's it. It's butter juice on filling That one now you're talking you know that ain't that rolling up like a burrito that fillings like butter eggs Hey, Ro sir. Oh, I Be proud sugar cut it in bite size roll it in a roller. Oh Cut it bite size and then do what he said I won't just the syrup and all that. I hope to Tina's is listening because that's a pizza roll people a pecan roll Hey, how to people could get behind I can't take I could you could tell we've been trapped for a long time and we're coming up with things like that Martin I'll share you I got up see that I get enough meat yet Joe Hanna made oh you're hungry. I don't want As frozen male she talking cook Hunter have him delivered lunch to say I'm gonna hit him Put him in him He's about 10 of them in tangerine them once hidden. Oh, yeah, really that's good And vitamin C is a secret to his help gotta get my vitamin C My eyes would be squinted out I Say this one side gets on something. He don't get off. All right, and he stays on it Oh, boy boy boy man's eating duck and dressing from thanks. They got your ice cream problem. Oh, yeah I ain't hurting. What are you what are you on to now? No, no, I got a phillipus bice cream since I've been staying with him during the ice storm And he's he's just too sweet Who's used to buy move move move ice cream bar Moves vanilla. Yeah, that's a dip in dip in uh Chocolate got swan a Mickey bar. Oh, yeah, I got a move bar Move bar. All right. Yeah, and there's about oh 14 them in a in a box box. How long does that last 14 of it one said oh, that's just the blue bell Yeah, I thought it was the blue bell special. I thought we're about to come out with something groundbreaking Oh, no, it is groundbreaking This is the hey, give me the finest bars ice cream bars or is Hmm I'm serious if anyone listening works at bluebell look at that guy on the pack. I need to replace the guy on the packaging. I don't I don't I've never liked the sticks and oh hey I don't feel like cream sickle. Oh, I don't like a tongue depressure up in the middle of my My ash that's not a tongue depressure. That's nice. I don't know. I don't know I'm a divergent. Oh, I'll let out No, they got a they got a very good ice cream who Bluebell where we're on bluebell's website. I bet a lot of good choice butter crunch. That's a that's a good one They got some blue bell pro high protein now. That's about to change my life. I'm gonna eat one an eye What they got they got protein ice cream. Oh, yeah, really? I've been making it home myself and it's really What did I put a white average 33 grams of protein 117 grams of sugar. I was gonna say it's not healthy for you. Yeah, it is There it is. It says it right there. Oh, I got the protein This is too bad to be I miss ice cream. Yeah, I need to know more about that now. You want to know what my wife said the other day though When we were stuck at the house she said man Eskimo sounds good and I was like oh, I went we did do that one time before the ice to Oh, yeah, but like in the middle of the ice story. I got me a concocted sherbert That sherbert's pretty dope. Oh, wow for the sherbert smile I'm a big fan of that and these love all my wife loves sherbert that a Andy's frozen custard. No, I didn't need to go You ain't got nothing on that smile and it's good It is good. Well, there's the banana pop gotta get it because I gotta get serious You gotta get back on the plan. Gotta get back when you go fishing again I can't oh man is it raining tomorrow? I got a warm up No, you're good tomorrow. They're gonna be back But we better hope it's rain melted. Yo, I got a I got to uh, yeah, I got a check that And I got to well, I got to wait on a fella come give me a eston Well, you're locking you boat all in Liam. Yeah, I love it. Need boat Well, you gave me crappy last time. So if somebody needs to just go or you were odd out your boat trailer On the back up me no Huh, what's on the back up? 30 so big He won't go but 62 62 Too fast That's too fast. Thank you. I'm with this. Oh no, no, no I run one one world bad fishing one time and he opened it up. It's probably running 60 And I said hey, he's probably going faster now. I shut it. I shut it down. He said what what? I said shut it down. I said this too fast Oh, go go go about 10 miles nine. We don't need to go for a 62 miles now I do the cruise around about people we hear a if we hear the stump we're gonna die I ain't no hurt. I ain't got a nice thing. It's all right when it's extra shoes with that And he comes sliding around Darron Creek Wildo Interesting me every time he every time he's going around the curve. I thought I was thinking we're stuck to the road lower All the way on the back. Yeah, that was terrible later being because it was slide all the way right to the edge and then catch him take off Now now 62 miles now to pass He was probably going faster than that Yeah, I'm a big 30 to 40 kind of fella I need to go so I don't know where I put in no more real fast Oh I would know nothing but I asked our crop efficient and we just our our main use is the petroleum motor Oh petroleum Huh, that's what this guy said my petroleum motor went out I said well of old people man Motivation comes and goes but habits stick that's why AG1 works and it's an easy daily habit So you can say consistent even when that January motivation fades. 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Uh-oh I've liked her for a couple years I've been praying for guidance and patience because I'm 15 and she's 16 free ride man But I really want to know if she feels the same. Should I tell her how I feel and ask if she feels the same just wondering y'all's opinion Hmm My suggestion my suggested reply from Google William is and I quote tell her man Oh man I got can literally hit a button right now and it'll sit back Tell her man. Yeah go for it. What could go wrong? Take her a waffle else Yeah Well Maybe nice to know you gotta know if you don't know you what is known as manageable. I feel like we're back on episode seven He needs to just walk up to and look at her deep inner eyes and just give her a kiss And say it did you say like one boy he tells her he likes her Don't do that Well, he's telling her he likes her about kiss and her I don't know the rules anymore. I feel like we're just I feel like we've thrown all the rules. I have no idea. Si What do you think he should do? He should tell her Hi there but two answers he can get That's a lot of truth. Yes or no I sure know then you move on going to I mean it all wrongs. How long is it known? Few years is best best friend sister. You know, I want to tell your best friend first Well, I mean if it's been a few years and best friend. It's got to be obvious by now Well, he was worried about he's 15 she's 16 that ain't no deal. Why's that not a deal? Yeah, that's a good deal No, she can drive Right They can't do anything with a permit Hey, it's one year different. I'd say live in the country then it don't matter. Maybe he's afraid of women like Hunter Well, they hey, they didn't get over the fear That's nothing to be afraid of except life itself Uh, yeah, I go ahead. That's poor old boy. All right. Oh, there's nothing to fear but fear itself I have a good rejection It's a very big fear for a lot of people. Hey, look, you know, I can get over it So you don't have that in your life Hey bro, you got time. That's all matter And look It's like the ocean is full of fish The world is full of women son. Oh, yeah, I throw them back all time. Yeah, all right. It's your women Hey, that's good because And women fish hey very hey the fun in this is the pursuit Yeah, it ought to be obvious by now they ought to both know hey she knows But She knows And he's got him will use football to make a move are you gonna sit on the bench or are you gonna get in the game? Oh, I quit football I thought we were gonna have the tuss push No, no, where were we going get your buddies behind just go for this go right on in there You get off the bench and get in the game son. Yeah, kiss him Yo, if she don't stop, it's too guy one has really changed his Has to you know because the first time he told somebody this he said body slam him Hey, well, you could hear hey All good to him body slamming Let these have a list you gotta get him for you cut the caveman style You know Wonder how our body slamming couple is Something tells me Is the bad part it worked I wonder it's been a while See you run up on one that enjoys the body slamming oh she did that's why she can't miss him She just wanted to be body slam I tried to find it. Hey, yeah, so Joe some of them will wait for that Right, do you know how many emails we've gotten already sick? Body slam in some somewhere in it too many. Yeah, I was gonna go see if you ever emailed back Somebody body slam their mom. I think no, that ain't I see deserved it. That's probably what led to the waffle house well, hey You you look at all the sports we have yeah, hey When there's when there's a Body slamming going on hey You know, that's why everybody likes hockey It's a fun sports. There's a lot of body slamming going on. Um get you in the corner and then just ram you wide open Skates well the last email I got that had the words body slamming it said I'm very concerned and confused So we uh when you tell the audience to body slam your crush What do you mean by that? I'm up and I'm on the ground. Hey, if they keep now there's just certain instances if they mess them where you You bought a shay won't for little aggression I like it 36 years later. It's the other they won't a little aggression Ha ha All right, there was one that we found mom and mom to Oh my goodness spiritually And body slamming I wish I could run the the film that's going through my mind right now But when I used to date That was basic Before crash I had more fun dating Body slam junior Ashley tried Okay, this is like a three-year-old email I'm reading right now. Uh-oh. Did we not answer? Hey I wonder if they still listening. Uh who knows Anyway, there's a lot of body slam. Uh-oh. Hey, just remind me about one whole whole Kogan was in his prime What was he doing body slamming? Okay, hey Ha Body slam I really want to know if they made it She's won't need a wrestler back it works I remember it working that many years ago. Yeah, but I don't remember it If it ever came back He's don't know if it is and most people that ask dating advice say I'm not going to body slam them, but do you have any advice? Why not? Take me back to my body slamming my first askin' phone dance Very key they got to ask for the body slam if they don't come up and frog you know arm or paint you right here in the tender spot Then you don't body slam. Don't body slam. It's kind of like don't go nancy. Yeah, somebody don't be nice Hey, they were out in the play. Let's play There you go. Tell you body slam them I worked I'm telling I believe you I feel like we really know like the body body There's another word for body man a power lifter so attention Attention, Bernie step You're giving her attention Hey y'all johnny robinson here. We are all about duck calls and came around here. You know that but you know We're also about great coffee. That's why me and the duck commander guys have come up with commander coffee It is bold full flavored fresh to roast coffee That is great for those early mornings long days whether you're in the deer stand whether you're in the duck blind Whether you're at your house. 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Well, I'm just reading a few emails if we get any good ones I was going go to work done some good John David Yeah, are there any valentine state emails? Oh well, well, there's none that say that Uh for hot date ideas all because you've apparently already won that Valentine's I gotta think it's something to get somebody made us a whole march madness bracket Well, what about y'all do y'all have any valentine state plan? I ain't playing nothing. I need to be Uh, I'll be a Nashville with the nwt fk and they just gonna be gone So if you want to find me on valentine's day nwt f convention Nashville Tennessee All else fails I get her back of corn 500 and it's rolling it You better be careful in the waffle house. Did you see all boy that got whooped at ours? Am I got whoop you didn't see it? No, it would be take And what do you do? It was not a good look for the town of west Monroe, but we had been trapped inside it was like Tuesday when most people still weren't trying to get out Hmm some old boy was kind of chewing out of worker Yeah, and said he was going tell her boss and get her fired. He was leaving Then some other old boy, you know sitting at the waffle house bar Those are the ones you got to watch for when they don't sit in a booth Yeah, they're not afraid of being uncomfortable. Yeah, he turned around said you need to shut your mouth Is what it looked like and that guy didn't And then that guy got his mouth shut do we have video yeah, there's video yeah Why are we just talking about this? Because it's like you had to watch it. It's let me find it All right, but it was it and it was sadly an old man. It looked like that guy Whooped got whooped well? Oh, man. Who you call how do you say anyway? That's what happened two old to run his mouth in a waffle house and get Well, yeah, when you when you W a F.O. That's what waffle around While I go he's talking about people being old when he was 17 Who so I while I go Now he's one of yeah, he's one of them Egyptians Silly I said I didn't lay it word she she don't even He's great. She don't even need to be driving All I said, but how was is she he said oh about 60 oh go I was thinking well You know what you're 63 yeah, you know what you're sending all things about you right yeah, yeah, there you go Well, I didn't mean now Of course you never get you never mean it till you till you mean it. Oh man. I misspelled house Oh house waffle house That just there was a typo. I can't find it no more. It's gone. It was that our waffle house though mark it down Ed gum and And that person that old boy if you're listening man, we'd love to talk to you about it because That was not a great look for you And what what what what was going on else in what would look I mean we get it. It was a stressful time He didn't know pie probably but all stall is dead there meeting the freezer Do you lose anything? Oh, I wouldn't took my generator say I grabbed up generator and dad's and haters and we took out the toe harness well after about the third day I thought got the thing but I like doing meeting the freezer. I said I'm gonna load this generator up and go back to the house and look in freezer's up So no crappy loss no no no no deer meat loss That's all good good grief. There's a lot of fights at waffle house if you just type in waffle house fight You got to really try and narrow it down. Wow Well, yeah, the only thought we had a little bit of a bass, but I didn't think to empty the ice maker Well, that that yeah, that happened to us. Yeah, and they didn't go in your floor. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah, I didn't I never that one for whatever reason didn't cross my mind to you But I'm still the ice maker use why that boy was buying ice at the store that day Oh, I still got coolers. It's full of the ice from the storm in it I grabbed them up because I thought man if this goes too far I just took a shovel and threw them in a cooler and they're still in their rock hard. That's your mind freezer in the shop is full of water Now it's full of block of ice yeah problem. Oh my god I didn't think about that. I had about four bags in there Yeah, the bottom of yours is three inches of ice Good grief. Oh Now there's no I can't find it. Oh found it. Oh, he found it. No, that's a different waffle house fight Why was there hey y'all quit? So great place to get breakfast. Why are so many people fighting in the waffle house? Oh good night Well, I'm making sausage balls today. Are you sausage? I don't know. I might make some gourmet hot dogs. Oh gourmet hot dogs. Were you far baking and stuff to put on everything? So go on them on Gilly gilly gilly nothing jelly down Chee graded cheese not to store about chili down Made a cheese is so much. Oh, stupid. They wifeed that video from the internet Chee Sometimes somebody gets well. Hell pepper. Yeah, I ain't much on it. Starcraft when I tell you he got one. All right crap. Oh, yeah Hey, you might as well go ho ho you gonna make a quality. I ain't do have a little bit of German decent, but I ain't much on time crap. Oh Yeah, I have a way I sent it to my friends. Oh, did you? I bet you it somewhere on here He's a find it boy. The friends group message is gonna have it It's gonna have it you think Yeah, found it. He found it Oh anytime you see something like this you got to send it to your buddy. Does it still exist? I'm pretty much in charge of me and my buddy's group message and ridiculous The links to be all in it Reload man the police took it down Uh-huh, well, yeah, it gone. Huh, sorry if you're out there And you have that video I'd like to show it to Martin. I didn't send it to you. I don't think so. I apologize man. It was a good one Well, he said he sent it to his friends. Yeah, I don't make it cut I'm not in no I'm in the cut. I'm just nodding that group text. He's not in the stupid group text cut. Well, it's by the way. Thank you I know you I don't like a group text I'm in charge that group no sending all the weird stuff. Yeah What's a sad day? I'm not a fan of group text overall. All right, Dean especially a big group small groups five like one two maybe three but Outside of that There's a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands to send stuff in I always had to hit mute Or do not disturb or you just see Justin Martin left the chat. Do you leave chat? Oh, I'll leave one at that one time It really offended people. Yeah, I was like deal with it. Yeah, it's okay The uh, no, I don't know man. It's um where I don't even know what we're doing me either well I was really on a mission to find that oh boy getting whooped in the waffle house and I We don't have any more bad weather coming up. No, you bet you when I that we're torn out of alley I'm sure the pine trees that are left are oh yeah, they the wind blockers are now Unblocking yeah, they're just we got a bunch of telephone poles here That's what they look like Great up buzzard roost on about the blind pan plantations. How does that work? I don't want to say chip it up anyway, so yeah, probably start over. Yeah, I don't know I will sing of your strength in the morning. I will sing of your love I'm on my fortress my own a Solomon in times of trouble, baby Psalm 59 16 there's your verse of the day. He read it There you go. Oh, I didn't do it. It's guy last night. I'm gonna tell me to sleep. What's up? What's psalms 91 Psalm 91, huh the Lord is my refuge. That's the one I have on my um song Yes, I look up psalm One baby. Yeah, whoever dwells in the shelter the most high will rest in the shadow of the Almighty I will save the Lord. He is my refuge in my fortress My god in whom I trust. Okay, even when there's I said I'm 91 too. I can't read in my pocket every day It's handwritten You might need a new sharpie by the way. I couldn't tell what it's that. Yeah, I just know a Psalm 91 too. There you go Well, I can't believe that actually remembers it correctly. There you go. There it is You said hey, go home and I read Psalms 91. Yeah. Yeah There you go I'd have been saying if I was in a bucket truck in 28 degrees with a freezing rain. Oh, you know what I know I said a prayer for him last night. It's that the Lord keeps all them say Hey update fellow with that electricity before we get out of here and cold cold cold cold cold weather I mentioned on last episode The little kid that got a little bit better today than I said a prayer for them. Yeah, all of them that got involved and got And there's a couple linemen. Hey, little man. Bring them back to their normal normalcy. They're they're getting There's I mean, there's some problems, but there's good reports especially with the kid. I'm the lineman There's one that's struggling still, but still making it so keep praying for all those people if you're out there. Hey, man All right, well, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck cover. All right. That won't be nice. Well, you only hear for half of it Okay