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God willing. Yeah. I'm seeing what I need to see. I've done what I need to do. Again, take me to the Lord. Shout out to Malik. My core is definitely not as developed as it needs to be. No, no, no, no. We're a step behind. Big head on the kid, you know, kind of some big feet. Have you looked at his feet? He's got some big feet. They're like mallet feet. They're like, that's why he does that with his hands. Feet are like this. I mean, he's following the footsteps of Preston. He's going to have a 15 Y. Malik guy's feet are like a big ball of ground beef. There's no curve. So that's why he can't quite stand on him yet. It's like a little mound. It's like he's walking on like little cones and just let's get that looked at. Huh? I don't see that. I don't want to. Well, you know, it's one of those things. You don't go to the doctor. You don't know. It's not broken. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's I mean ignorance is bliss dude. I mean, he has like, he has like four broken bones every foot every day. He's trying to walk. I'm like, come on, boy. I got two more steps. He's just like, it's so cute. I love it. And he, I mean, he had a great birthday. He's fantastic job by the parents. I'll put a lot, a lot of money into that party. It was not. It was a beautiful, it was not a beautiful party and fun and very great time. So much fun. Yeah. It was so great party. Your son's birthday party started off really bad. Can I say that? Started off bad for me personally. How I have a thing with like gatherings at your house where my crack is exposed. It is bad. Now, I'm telling you, it was bad. So you wear crop tops. No, it's because I don't know. I have a loose underwear problem. You do. Yeah. I don't know. It's because the weight loss is the weight. Like you got so snatched that your draws are like, like old people garments. They just fall off. They're like, they just drop. I'm, I'm, you're walking around. You're like, I'm sagging in my drawers. That is actually wicked. It's a sagging underwear is wicked. Do you know how uncomfortable it is for your pants to be tighter than your underwear? Yeah. No, that's, no, I actually don't. I can confidently say I've never experienced that. Not a day in my life. You need to get new draws. I know I do. And I think, I think Sarah, I think Sarah is also drying my underwear too long. She needs to stop that because it's either they're way too big or way too small. So I'm wearing low rise low rise. It's like right above the shaft. Oh yeah. I'm ready to get to the dinner. I just fallen down or they're literally. Yeah. Now as a man that's experienced both, which is worse, a low rise fall and clean off the or something that literally feels like you're in a suction cup of underwear. I'm starting to appreciate the two tight. I'm feeling like, dude, I thought it was just me. I'm feeling European. Makes me feel smaller. Makes me feel a little less. Hey, I'm here. Good morning. It's like, where, where is it? But it feels really nice. Yeah. Secure. I know nothing's flopping. I never had a flop problem anyway. That was never a threat. It's called spade of spade. I never had to worry about it. Flop it out. That was pretty always pretty tucked and covered. It was never a worry in your day to day. Never a flop out. Never once. Now I did have a couple of pair of Nike shorts. Not gonna lie. I had a couple pair of shorts that were, you know, if it was getting real frisky at night and I kind of wanted to send a signal without verbally saying something. I put on those blue shorts. Yeah. You see like the right. Yeah. I feel like a red nut fall out. Oh, God. I hate to show you that. That's a funny thing with all my white friends. I don't know. That's a funny thing with all my white friends. I mean, except for CJ. It's like the big surprise is not in the PP. Yeah. The nuts are huge. It's a nut size. You have a little uncured little sausage link down there. Then you go to the nuts and it's just two avocados. God, at least like some bull nuts. It's just two California ripe and hard avocados. Just sitting there ready to be squeezed. So talking about your son's first birthday. Oh, yeah. I said that and I immediately regret it. Kind of gave me butterflies. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a hard squeeze on the nuts. I don't like that. Okay. Let's not. Let's not. Well, guys, birthday is fantastic. First off, thank you. Thank all y'all. I'm not done talking about my. Oh, okay. So I'm saying so. Remember what party was your Christmas party? What was it? A gender? Yeah. The gender review. So gender review. I told the story about how in front of like your elderly family, I showed my half my butt cheeks and then Sarah had to pull me over and tell me, hey, you got to fix this. Right. Yes. So I was in 10 seconds into arriving to your house for Malachi's first birthday. I came in holding his first car. Right. I got one of those toy cars. He can ride around and he loves it. He loves it. And so I came in with that. Right. And I was, I was nervous because it was a little late to the party. So I was rushing in there with loose drawers. Right. And so I didn't know that I would be leading because I was holding the gift. I had a bunch of people behind me and I was leading into the doorway. My mom, my dad, Sarah, Liv, CJ, Markel, K-Rop, all behind me. I got a train of humans. And I didn't know we were filming a documentary either. I didn't know. So I'm carrying this thing in and I hear production, production. He's coming in. Get down. Wait. Hold, hold for cameras. Hold for cameras. I peeked my head into the door. I got 80 white people looking at me like this. That's a good car, boy. Is that a hell cat? Of course you bought the brat car. So I'm nervous. Anxiety starts to flow. Now I don't know if y'all know this, but I have a forearm injury because I was holding this big ass car. It was a bruise right here on my forearm and it was digging into me. So I'm bleeding. I'm hurting. My crack is out. It's 30 degrees outside. Right. So now I got goosebumps on my. You're such a weak. And so I come into the house and Malachi is sitting there right there on the floor waiting for his car. We had a prop already. I see 14 cameras looking at me. I got 12 people behind me. That's where the crack region is. Now I'm holding this. Holding this car and I got to put it down for Malachi. I have to put this car down. And I'm like, man, everybody's going to see my. Oh, yeah. I don't know if y'all saw me, but I did one of these maneuvers. How to show the least amount of. I ended up finding the nearest wall. I just put my on the wall and scooted down. You have to check that wall for streaks because the white wall my plan. Oh, we know you're going to be streaks, but I juice on that. I remember everybody going like, oh, his first car, his first car. Oh my God. P you did the bet. What the fuck? Oh, oh, oh, and you go, yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. Real sorry. Yeah. You got to get that up like where a bigger jacket. Do something else. I feel like I was wearing good. F1 jacket. Yeah. When you raise your shoulders, we all know you got the spine of a crow. So when you, when you go up like that, though, I mean, all the clothes are coming with it. Right. Because it's kind of a crow. It's hilarious. It's so bend it like you're natural. You're perched up like that. So when you raise your arms, that whole jacket's coming and it's just pure hairy. Yeah, it's bad. Big tough. Yeah. Oh, well, I don't. Yeah. Was it my voice? Yeah. Best of your mother, bro. Yeah. He's bad. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh. What the hell was that? He said, yeah, yeah, it's bad. It's bad. Oh, creep. Yeah. Your son's birthday was fun, man. It was fun. It was a good time. It was a good time. I definitely, now this might sound crazy. I wish we would have drank a little bit more. How was your fault? A little bit more. We were in there benching 315 in the middle of a party. That was that free. Yeah. Okay. Super quick side note. CJ's the type of girl to leave the party, go to the home gym I have in the garage and go load it boys. Yeah. He ripped a 315 bench in the middle. He's in a turtleneck. Maxing out with Kelownawn is a criminal. He has Kelownawn and denim and I got, first off that shirt is incredible. So soft. Soft long sleeve black satin garment. Yeah. He goes, load it up. We go, you want clips? Clips. Yeah. He goes, I'm doing it. I'll spot you. Step back. Yeah. And just rips through 15 and gets up and he's like, let's see who can do it. Who else can do it? Yeah, no, he comes to the most testosterone filled ego man. He was like, because I was in jewelry in Kelownawn. Dying. Yeah. And then so they were lifting. He was PR and he goes, P we're going 135 rep. Don't be a. Yeah. I was like, no, I don't think I want to sweat. He goes, what is happening right now? Hey, everybody pains up. And I was like, what the. You went like this. You said, bro, you walk back inside. You got bro. Worry about yourself. The whole reason I didn't want to win. It was a fun party. It was so fun. But you. Okay. Loki, we should do it at night. No, no. He's asleep by 6 30 p.m. Well, that's when it becomes party for us. That's true. I mean, you could have started it later and it could have gone into the night. That's what I'm saying. That's okay. That's started at like four ends of six. You put him down and we get wicked. You should know. Inspired by jet engine silences. The Dyson hush jet purify powerfully purifies the entire room quietly. Capturing pollen, allergens and pet dander. Removing odors and harmful gases such as NO2 day and night. Hush jet powerful compact purification. That's quiet. That is a good point. But this is what I learned about you. Cam has the wildest hot takes about birthdays ever. Oh, no. After 16 years old, you should not celebrate your birthday. Isn't that insane? That's now. Now hear me out. You know, no, no, something happened to you. No, something happened to you. Great upbringing. It was fun. We fostered. No, no, my parents are my parents and they're there. Well, to my knowledge, they that's my papa and that's my mama. I'm saying if you have a license, if you have a driving license for the state of Wyoming, you should not be getting around this little cake with your friends. You should get some texts. You should go get some maybe and then call it a night. Happy birthday. If you have a driving license, you don't know. You do it with your mom and dad because you're always going to love them. You're always going to love your mom's a good nut she makes for the state of. A good nut. Whatever. A weird family heirloom dish. Nosh, ganosh, whatever. You're going to do that with your mom and dad. Maybe granny. Yeah. You shouldn't be having a party with your friends when you're a junior in high school. I'm genuinely confused about that. So what is the, what is it? So no celebration at all. Like you should just not acknowledge it or no party. No party. Celebrate. You can get texts. You can FaceTime. You can have fun. You can maybe go meet up with a boy or two at 16 years of age. 16 years old. You shouldn't be like, dude, the party's at 6.30 PM. We're going to strikes. I got the shoe. I got the shoe rental for the bowling alley. My parents are going to pay for the lanes. Dude, let's rip it. No. Okay. But why 16? No, do you think it's like lame? Or do you think it's like, you think it should just be more like. You think birthdays are for kids? You think birthday is for kids? No, the party aspect. Like even as grown adults, what are grown adults do parties? You're going to a dinner or you're having a party in your house. That's still a party. No, no, that's different. If you invite the boys over and you're just kicking it, maybe you have a basketball going in your backyard. You play some basketball, you get sweaty, you go home, you go face time that little girl with acne that you really like. Have acne. Yeah, well, I do too. But I'm saying you should not be having a, oh dude, let's meet up main event. Okay. Dude, we're 18. I'm going to Boston University next month. Let's go bowl and play laser tag. This is the craziest hot tag ever. No, it's not. So what you're trying to say is you shouldn't have a grandiose party. Yes. You should just have a friend get together. Kick back. Kick back. It should literally be what grown adults do for to watch a game or a fight. We're going to have food and you're going to come to somebody's house. Wow. You're going to talk, tell stories, have fun and then everyone get the hell out. Dude, I think the complete opposite. I think birthdays should be the top most. You should celebrate your birthday harder than you celebrate Christmas. No, I think you should go crazy. No, no, no, boy. Because whenever like I'm turning 27 next month. Yes. I want cake and balloons with my face on it. I want everybody to wear party hats. I want streamers. I want a clown, not just CJ, a real clown to come through the living room. Okay. Now you have a very weird disconnect with superstardom and fame and then rockstar and break that you've always been. Oh, oh, oh, that's you. That's my birthday. That's your birthday. You just go, I want everyone to get here and put a hat on and go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, normal people shouldn't do that, Peyton. They shouldn't do that. That's so strange to me. You shouldn't go bowling. If you have your birthday party, now I need you to hear me. If your birthday party is, hey, we're going to go to the movies. If you have a birthday party where you're going to go somewhere where you can't talk, that is beyond me. No, that's the worst birthday party ever. That is beyond me. Unless you get one of those nice movie theaters where they have the little reserved rooms in the lobby, you can get one of those and then go enjoy a film with just your friends. I would enjoy that see now that's a little better, but guess what else your dad probably has a TV Probably got a little media room upstairs. Maybe just in the living room. Hey tell mom and dad to go crochet in their bedroom Let's just do it in house save some mule. That's crazy to me because I'm always of the ilk. Oh God dude, I'm a part of the ilk that loves Celebrating I think celebrating. I'm not saying don't be around your people. I'm saying don't go to Don't go go carding Real car you have an actual car Why are you putting on a sock and then a helmet and at and dread ease for $400 bro birthday birthday party college in four months Dude when I'm the older I get the more crazy my birthdays are gonna get that's fair because you're in a different stance You are a man on your own you have money and you've always liked no I could be dead broke I think the older you get the more exciting and your birthday party should be I think a 50 year old's birthday should have more money and More celebration into it than a one-year-old See because it is an accomplishment. Yeah, 50. What's your accomplishment is 16? You got some wheels go pick up that girl go park in that Croaker parking lot Do whatever you need to do and have a good birthday You're strange man. I know don't get if you get what your boys do at the house. That's fine You're not getting streamers. No one's going happy birthday Blowing the little confetti. No, you're not invited to my birthday next month. I'm gonna have a party. No, I was gonna plan your party I'm gonna play in your birthday party That's cuz you know I like it and yes, I know you like it and guess where it's gonna be where You're gonna get a party thrown at your house. We're not bowling. We're not playing darts We're not doing a panic room. I don't none of that. I don't want you to do that then I don't want you to It's already on step six. I don't want you to make an agenda for my birthday if it's not a kind of birthday I want it's my birthday not yours. Okay. Well, listen to this and you tell me there's an African elephant coming Yes, or no, you want that party? There's a real-life African elephant Gonna walk down your little sidewalk and we go hey, dude. Come look. I got a new car. I'm gonna open your garage It's a elephant. I like it. It is a dry ashy big behemoth of a beast in the middle of your garage right outside of it going and You get to touch his gut Now that I do love like that. I just want to mind you want that or go play top golf both I Sick and I want a mind dude. I've always wanted a mind. You have this weird thing with mine. Yeah, I think you might have a little Mime can't come on. I think you want yeah, you're silent and just moving. That's my dream Go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to that's my pay to go pay to What pants are those diesel? It's not very very good. Oh you spilt you spilt your drink spilt now. Okay, dude Now I know it's a studio's fault here, but holy Your pants are so dirty and ass. Oh my god. I wanted to bring up that debate Oh, no, no, no, no. Your shoes look like they don't belong to you You don't give a about those shoes You can literally throw those out on the highway and you wouldn't lose a wink of sleep. No one those shoes. You're going to That's how you put those on you go That's how you put that sure I have a hot hate that you know I have a hot take the shoes shouldn't be taken care of That's shoes are meant to be worn shoes are meant to be thrown around shoes are meant to get dirty. It's a utility It's not that that's no different than clothes. That's no different than jewelry That's that's that is literally equivalent of saying dude. You shouldn't I don't even I don't care about my Rolex I don't take care of it. That's not true. No shoes utility. No, it's not it's fat Rolex is not a Rolex watch is not a utility That is a fashion piece. You can go get any kind of Watch you can look at a sundial. No, no, no, no, no need a watch. You need tennis shoes Tennis shoes are utility for everyday life not a Rolex then why First off tennis shoes are not a utility. You don't need tennis shoes for everyday life. You need shoes for everyday life You need shoes. Yes, so you Buying a very nice dead stock on ice pair of shoes and a beautiful premium because you loved them and they were beautiful and they were a grail for you and then you Send in them to death row. That doesn't quite fit your narrative. Yes, it does you just like going Dude these shoes are thousand bucks you go ah, I mean it's gonna put me in a bind, but I've always wanted my entire life here You go Party rock star the price of the shoe does not matter If you buy it If you had a G shock on your wrist, yeah Would you not be more loosey-goosey than when you put on the Rollie-rollie-rollie with a dab of ranch. No, absolutely not. I treat everything the same because Utility no, I come from the school of Casey Neistat. Everything is just call me. What was that? I said something about my eyesight. I said can't see eyesight. I said what the hell does that mean? No, everything is equipment everything that I own is equipment. It is a utility. Nothing is No No, I'm for certain things. I'm talking about things I'm talking about things like shoes and clothes like I any pair of shoes It could be a twenty thousand dollar pair of shoes if I'm buying shoes. It is for utility. I will walk in the rain with them I will scuff them. I will kick them. I'll throw them off shoes are meant to protect my feet and that's it Watches is to look cool not shoes and shoes can do both but I regardless this is protecting me from needles rocks Where are you walking downtown Dallas? It's a scary place outside the sea I saw syringe I saw condom know the syringe Yeah, syringe CJ. See this it Ah Let's go record. He's like, whoa, you can't been stupid 15 and denim Isn't life grande and making it better just got easier with Starbucks new protein cold foam a little something something to take your favorite drinks up a notch with 15 grams of extra protein turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel Protein latte adds a delicious swirl on top of your drink just like that Protein never tasted so good with Starbucks new protein cold foam subject to availability while stocks last Speaking of downtown and like big skyscraper buildings. I've had this thought since the first time I went to New York City Oh God Genuine question and I'll be some dumb No, no, it's a genuine question. It's a really I know it's genuine to you like do like what is the tower? Kind of oh my oh my god No, how do they get rooftop pools on? Skyscrapers, how do they get rooftop pools on skyscrapers? Where's the water coming from? That's a genuine for real question paid If you if you stayed on the 50th floor of a building, which I'm pretty sure we've stayed up in the 30s 40s We went to New York Were you able to shower? Did you take a hot shower during your stay in New York City? What is showers have to do with rooftop pools? Oh, I just kind of proves there's a line of access to water Whoa timeout just proves there's there's an ability to get water 40 floors up. Oh Really because I'd love me. No listen first of all pool water is not plumbing water. No, that's not one but plumbing is pipes that move All around 40 floors up all the way to the sewers below so if you can take a shower yet your mind is Baffled and gets crossed over the thought of a pool. Yeah Why okay, maybe it's the difference in hotels. We stay at so So my rooftop pools I stayed at New York were salt water It's not the same thing you brush your teeth with and shower with that's fine How the hell are they're getting water onto a rooftop pool? And it's not a plumbing system because plumbing system means there's a pipe that's filling that up. It's not true There's no pipe in my pools. So what do you think? Reverse this you think they bring a patchy helicopter Holding holding a big tarp of salt water straight from the Indian Ocean This guy's got a tank that has a million gallons of fuel in it He comes he comes from the Pacific yeah in an Apache to your hotel in New York and goes And then the mayor's like the hotel's open That's the most problem in your head. I don't know first of all my question he goes even before getting into the top How the hell are you? How are you driving around a big tub and tank of water in the middle of New York and parking that it's a crane? It's a crane. That has to be the world's biggest crane How the hell can you get a crane to the to the twin-towel those guys not I? Go they got something to I know one way to get to the top of the twin tower oh It's not funny, but to the birch califa how the hell are they getting a rooftop pool on the top of the birch califa? Cuz they build Then they keep going And they're just carrying the water every time that they build up There's a big tank of water, and they're just taking it up each time they build a floor What? What? No First off your tank theories mental. That's not how it works That the big the most it'll bring a bank vault filled with salt water, and they go oh we need the code cracker Water pours out no how the fuck are they getting the water up there man bro the elevator the pot oh They take one the industrial elevators I want you to think about this the more ludicrous Things your say yeah is proving that the water is coming from a pie a pipe from where? Dude, I don't have a degree in architect in architecture. I don't make blueprints, but people do okay? That doesn't make sense How can you get that much water that high? Okay, if it's sea salt water cam where's the tank of sea salt water coming from I hate to break it to you sea salt water isn't real sea salt water from the ocean You moron They're gonna have a Filter some cube of Himalayan in the is the the umbrella Yeah They got a box of Morton's in the filter They take a box of Morton's and put in the filtration system. Oh, we gotta see some water We can charge them out now. No you don't okay great going away from like salt water pools cuz I know that's not common It can't just be regular plumbing because there's chlorine in those pools You can buy chlorine tabs at Dick's Sporting Goods for God's sakes you buy chlorine tabs probably at the Family dollar it's I mean you think you think we are working with the wonders of the world you in your mind Someone's rebuilt in Giza. No, I mean someone's doing some wicked ancient alien genuinely, and it's a pool Pool getting water to the top of a rooftop pool is as confusing as the pyramids to me. It's a alien work I don't know how they're doing it pain pain say say in in a say you hit the lottery and you take a large amount of your Money and you go I want that penthouse up there I want the tallest apartment in the entire city of Dallas Yeah, and then the first day there you start unpacking. Oh, I'm a little sweaty and little ball sack stinks Oh nasty nasty boy I need to shower and then you crank your shower and it comes on perfect It probably comes on with more pressure maybe a little hotter cuz it's the penthouse now. It's me this right How is there water on the top floor of the building answer? Like like in the sink. Oh wow. Hey, that's another example. You can do your dishes You can hit your fringes cuz that's the city water supply. Oh wow from the plumbing from the city water. Oh, wow Wow So what's the pool? The way so poor water. There's not a cloud that says four pools and they got a they gotta sit there in a harvest pool And they got a harvest water to make a pool it's water with cleaning materials in it That's all it is and you don't know why it's blue cuz the bottom tile is blue dog minor glass water is see oh Burn it hell you are infinity pool that are glass Yeah, so then that's why your water doesn't look blue and infinity pool glass can't be the same as window glass and I'm pretty sure It's gotta be thicker if that's it that's just as thin as a window someone just goes But naked oh my god, I don't think we know and I think people are gonna clip this and it's gonna be one Oh, no, it's gonna be one of those animations of like same thing with the gas station how they showed me like yeah genuine question I had cuz I was like I was standing on top of a rooftop pool like this I was like now how the I was looking down. It's Like it's just Yeah, how do you brush your teeth up there? How do you take a shower? How do you drink water? Central plumbing is different than pool water. Oh my god. It's really it's a health hazard. It's really not you don't know There's pie. I'm telling you I actually do I'm telling you I'm to how do you think? First off, okay, let's just break it down. How do people get water in their pool in the backyard? Elephant come over and empty his trunk. That's a good question, but I'm assuming it's a big water truck Cuz cuz those are just built on dirt you're get oh my god It's just built in dirt you dig a hole and you put concrete and then you fill it up With what water from where the water truck the city the city water department I'm pretty sure I'd a personally go dude Congrats on the pool Connor. Here you go Yes, I thought it was a big tube that goes in there and they fill it up That's how pools are made how the do you think pools are made? Do you think there's a what? Basically, I physically watch someone fill their pool you never have hose that is attached to their house And then when it's full I'm not talking about the trailer truck This is in the same neighborhood that I grew up in this is not I said that I watched him fill the pool with a hose and then you get the cleaning material some white trash That's not how those are made to the filtration system and it's spicking spene Not it Okay, yeah, no, it's okay. We're gonna try to correct that one Spicking span anyway put in the comments if you know if you build pools Pool builder architect you make blueprints go ahead and DM us put in the comments Maybe just make a little story about how I don't know how pools can get in the middle of the sky It's a mythical Okay, you know what one better you That's not a sentence try that again. I'll want I'll one up your betterment one better you I will I will I will I Haven't stroke. What is it? I will right-sized droop? What's the same? I'll one up you yeah, I'll one up you yeah when you look at a mirror. What color is it blue? What color is a mirror? So they are regular bathroom here like the right right in there blue. I'd actually adventure say any mirror ever Ever created blue you see but I want you to turn around and look at Rhonda Blue it's different shades of blue, but it's a light blue. It's a hue blue. It's a blue hue Peyton Blue chill it is if okay, okay, let's do one. Okay, you know Do you think it is no, that's not right? No, no blues not right? Yes That's you I've never looked at a mirror and got a hint of red anytime. I've looked at a mirror I've gotten blue it's not blue you imbecile. What do you definitely not yellow or orange you that's what I'm saying I'm saying I've never gotten those. I've only gotten blue. What do you think it is? It's reflective of what well no I get that anything no because so when it's empty right let's say we're seeing it adjacent maybe we're seeing it from a little Angle you hit it from the side my favorite It's when you hit it from the side and you look at the corner of a mirror that is blue every time if you have to give it a color a Miriam Webster real color it would be blue it has to be like silver Because it's really it's really like iridescent first of all don't ever use a word like that to me Don't ever say that and I think it's a swear. Don't call me that it's iridescent. It's always just a milky I'm not iridescent. I am a man. I am a civil rights human reflective It is its glass So but if it had to be given a color from a color wheel you're only They're all wrong because it's not but if you had to choose one it is silver no shot I've never gotten silver Kim. This is so much closer. Give me that mirror. This is so much This is so much closer to a mirror then blue no blue maybe you have I don't know it's type of mirrors we have I mean my mirrors are nice Oh now there's a class system in mirrors Kim glass Listen glass naturally has a hint of blue any piece of glass has blue now before you look at it. No, no I Want you I want you to grab something blue. I want you to grab something blue. I'm getting blue. I want you to grab some blue Because this is my silver Grab some blue. I want you to grab something blue grab that little piece you grab that little piece right there Now what's one sticking out like a sore turn off the lights Turn off the right. I'm looking for blue as This is no this is look hit it from the side Hit it from the side. It's blue or blue cams silver First of all silver is not a real color. It's an absence of color. So you can't even say that Turn the light back on What colors a nickel careful? What colors and the color of a nickel is silver hmm so So that was fun. So it has a color I Got no one color the man blue that hurt like Surprise no listen to me if you pull if you pull and this is a grungy No, this bit. I mean, this is literally no, it looks like no This is a came off the set of if you clean it if you clean it. It's more blue if you pull if you pull 99% of people they are going to say blue If you pull 99% of people they're gonna say the color of a mirror is blue They you get more like how you're saying that because that's not right if you pull a certain amount of people 99% You know you don't pull 99% of people. What's your sample size 99%? That's like making it 100. We're only asked 99 no, but I'm saying if you pulled people 99% would say if you pull people 99% of people would say the color of a mirror is blue. It's because if you hit it from the side Hello there comment section you are currently being pulled please for the love of God tell me what color you personally think a mirror is We all know that it's reflective doesn't have a real color, but if you know it does have a real color It does have a real color. Oh my god blue is a smurf blue is a smurf blue is a chips a hoy bag That's blue. It's crystal blue not blue blue. Oh crystal blue. It's not crit blue. It's crystal. Give me a It's the same look mirrors and diamonds have the same blue in them Every diamond if you hit it on a certain way it reflects a hue of blue diamonds reflect all sorts of colors Yes, they do comfortable going in front of a federal judge. You're sir. Moisey, so there's like rainbow Would you be comfortable going in front of a federal judge and saying this diamonds blue? No end of statement period It is on the record. I don't do Donald Trump's the American judicial system is not for us Maybe you you would be comfortable. I would not I go He goes court adjourn. He's right put him in jail as soon as I walk in like no They go There's the woman with her like Benjamin Franklin glasses sitting there reading and the next the next case is The state of Texas versus Peyton Hardin Please bail if let him in you walk in the door the judge goes but guilty out of here She goes sir, we haven't even no boy That's hilarious. I do you want to know what people have to say about that over it's definitely blue It's definitely blue 100% blue like I look at it cuz it's funny enough you said that I was in the mirror in my bathroom And I was looking at the side of it. I was like is hidden right now like blue. It's hidden like diamond blue It's like a crystal blue bro diamonds aren't blue either Diamonds if you hit him with a light They might give off a little sparkle because it's a diamond. It's a beautiful thing But mirrors say it I'm talking about it's more vibe color than actual color. You ever play Minecraft It's the same thing hold on you make glass and then the glass makes a mirror I still don't quite understand that but I'm more talking about like the vibe of certain things like like math gives red Like Like mirrors give you a sort of a gothic teenage girl. I don't care about your vibes I want facts. Okay, but your feelings and the fact is it's more blue mirrors are blue look at CJ sweater That's a blue sweater. That's that's crit blue. I'm talking about crystal blue You don't get to say it's just a set that's why I said a Miriam Webster color Miriam Webster, who is that? Who is that? Can I be honest? Who is Miriam Miriam was my memo died. I had to be a Paul bearer I've never anybody named Miriam like who is that like she does not have the proper credentials to tell me I'm right or wrong And let's use like a freedom fighter that I'm sorry now now give me now give me some finn on that one Cuz why did she get to write the dictionary on this did she do to get that much of an honor? Who is Miriam like I want to call that mustard Or she goes that looks like a lot of Lada Spelling ever she wants or is she not entitled? What in God's greener honestly, why is she cuz the other one is the Oxford? Oxford is a college as a whole committee established committee university that against the agent of dawn the man I don't even know what is lit I don't even think you know the hell is Miriam Webster. I don't even think Miriam Webster is like the one that's creating these words I think she's the gatekeeper of words. Yeah, I think she's I think she's little crooked little agent Yeah, like you she sent all her scribes across the four quarters of the globe She said come back and I'm taking a percentage and I get the cloud and she's still alive because like she's naming like she allowed Lit to get into the dictionary. Yeah, and it's this broad. I don't know but she's with the times. Oh my god I don't know and a wop is in the dictionary now, isn't it like no, I'm Webster Definitely has fire Like Like if she's allowing wop to get in that book that's in for some crazy right now Miriam's got a whole pearl on her Miriam Miriam Webster has voodoo clam. Can I say that like Miriam Webster? Oh you got that old step right in the right spot. I'm bottom down Miriam Webster definitely has to have like 12 baby daddy's like no one can get out of it. Oh, she I mean she's easily She's easily easily got a nice thick family tree. Oh, yeah, she's got a nice thick something She's got a nice thick something Miriam what Miriam? Oh dude hitch trailer now Okay, it's like a who Miriam Webster She look good. I got a guy wait Miriam Webster's a man. I think Miriam Webster's a man Miriam what oh Miriam Webster had all of my people. I mean all of them. He had all of them Miriam Webster literally like literally had a plantation who the fuck is that guy? That's Jar Jar Binks. That's Jar Jar Binks Miriam Webster, okay, now can I we're not sexist Miriam Webster was at least packing 12 he had to I mean He literally said hey, I'm making all words and y'all are gonna go by it. He's got so I mean he's got Ball he's got 12 with a hook in it. Oh my god. Yeah, he'll hit He'll hit you sideways and laying down. He'll give you some crazy Even though it's possible Miriam Webster's definitely got you like rereading old text. Oh, yeah He'll be feel me arms linked away for you still touch it. He's sitting there He's sitting there grabbing a full distance. You can still touch it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Miriam Webster had to wear double draws Oh, oh, he girdles to back in this time. Oh my god. He had a wig first He had he had the parliament wig first had mutton chops Miriam Webster's had mutton chops Miriam Webster is the is the old manningo like he was like the vintage manningo. Oh My god, we have a game we want to play and it's about to get spicy in here literally Are you're at campaigns lighting up the dashboard, but not the pipeline that's bull spend a marketers are calling it out in Dashboard confessions my boss asked for results. So we open my dashboard for the only positive sounding metric I had Impressions cut the bull spend see revenue not just reach LinkedIn delivers the highest return on ad spend of major ad Networks advertise on LinkedIn spend 200 pounds on your first campaign to get a 200 pound credit Go to LinkedIn comm slash lead terms and conditions apply Are we're gonna play a game called hot seat, but Jesus This is gonna get really bad. Oh, yeah I'm I honestly don't know why you're doing this to me me and came we're playing hot seat either you answer the question Or you have to take a spoonful of the world's hottest hot sauce a Spoonful yeah Spoonful When you better answer the question we're not doing a lick. Yeah, we're not doing a dabble. We're doing a spook Well, get do we can we can maybe change? We start slow. Yeah, let's start slow. All right. Who's going first though? Me or you do you do you ask me first you? All right here take this All right, yeah Now it's either you answer this question or you eat the world's hottest hot sauce We're answering with honesty. Yeah, I want you to know that and these are like rough questions. Okay. All right Here we go Sorry cam. I'll try to start it off easy. No, just throw me in the deep. No, I'm not Here we go If you had to choose between spending more time with your son or more time with your wife Which one would you pick? That's easy I didn't mean it like that. Okay. Hold on. I didn't mean it like that. I'm saying He said oh, that's easy. I'm gonna go. So I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with my wife I'm gonna live final answer Malachi. You're gonna see this when you're older. Oh my god. That makes me sad I didn't think about it. You're gonna be like, oh, I love my dad's job. Oh Oh Well right now you're young buddy you slobber lot your teeth are coming in you don't really understand what I'm saying Okay. All right, you're first one. There we go. Good job cam Okay, ready, I didn't like how honest he was being Okay, who in this room right now? Do you trust the least with what? Overall life you trust them the least oh with my life. No not with your life just overall It's not with a task. It's not with your safety. You just have the least trust dude. It's like tied for the least trust It's like it's like Pierce and Robbie up there. I don't know which one I trust less But it's a tie up. Can I take that's a fair answer? It's honest No, you gotta pick one. There's no loopholes you answer the question who in this room I trust them for I don't trust them for certain reasons, but it's like you don't explain to me No, just rip it. Oh, no, I have no like I don't feel bad, but I'm like That's my anxiety bleeds, you know they happen Oh You know what I'm anxious my gums bleed dude, they are I'm not My god, oh no, I taste it. I'm pulling up here some see in the black No, he's bleeding bro Okay Oh It's okay, but any other day it could be Robbie, I don't know That's fair. That's fair. All right. Here we go. Okay. You see Pierce like walk off Yes, so you want to play that game? Yeah, give me that play that game. Yeah, which one of your wife's friends is your least favorite? Oh Whoa, here you go. Oh What I eat Hey, that's called the PR move Let's go I might have to just accept my face here we go. Oh my god, couldn't answer it. You can answer it. Let's go No, let me do my I can't I can't I'll answer another one maybe hell if they get hard I don't know I can't bro. Let's go We have water at least with water on the set with water so I don't know I brought water Here we go. Let's go cam the first loss here. We go. Here we go world's hottest hot sauce. Oh Wow, yeah, I told you I wasn't coming to play today. I Was not coming to play. How is it? How you feeling my water? Oh? In the worst part about us Can't give me my water The worst part about a spoon is you oh my god You got to put it on your tongue and the crazy thing is that was one of my least invasive questions I have always might be bad. This might be really bad Your turn Okay, oh Oh, wow, okay. Here we go. I plan on not eating this hot sauce at all. Okay. Here we go Oh, no, what is something that you judge people? What is something that you oh? Wow What is something that you judge people for but you would never admit it publicly? Oh so much Oh, I just people for so much But now you have to admit it publicly and you better be truthful Don't don't you dare it better be something that we have never even known that you have judged someone for because you never Admitted it publicly. I'm trying to wow. This is getting really hot What do I judge people for oh, what do you might come off boys? Oh? Oh Genuine genuine question. I think my head started her genuine question or like genuine answer Your relationship with your parents me no Oh a relationship with your parents judge. Yeah immediately. It's I judge even if it's like and it's really bad to say but like Without context too. I'll be like ooh, you know me. That's really bad. It's unfair, but that's my answer. Oh, yeah, he's cooked Oh, he's cooked. I'm sorry. I have some really nasty deep ones I don't even feel like as a good man saying but okay you come for neck. I'm coming for neck Okay, then what's the most amount of money you've made in a month from you should know studios give it hot sauce You're a son of a bitch. I might just I literally might just ask you that next I will answer Let's go The crazy thing is I told him hey bro, let's go light I Told him let's go light Cam I mean that's invasive as invasive can be oh wow And the crazy thing is I know to our road. Yeah. Yeah big shock to you. You're gonna air me out to all of humanity Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah That was weak. Yeah, no support Let's go cam I gotta get out quick oh My song is not gonna be okay. Yeah, okay here we go. You just started started answering bro, okay, which one of your exes do you miss the most Oh Don't you count up don't you count out you take that sauce you be you be a good no you be a good man You take the sauce. Oh, you're answering. You're sick. I'm gonna answer. I'm gonna answer It better be honest you get no loophole just be a good man and take the sauce. I'm gonna answer My high school ex I Was a choose a choose a great friend really? Yeah, she was great. We're 16. That was like my best friend in high school Hope she's doing well I'm not eating this Oh my god, you have no you have no you have no boundary. No, I don't I'm really gonna go what's the size of your eight and a half No, it's like four when it's cold Please this is getting rough. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Yeah, hoodies off hoodie is out of here Here we go. I'm so sorry again Out of all the influencers out of all the influencers we've met who is your least favorite to meet in person? Oh, I feel like I can answer. Oh, no, they're gonna get us in drama Just take the walls out of size. Come on. You only do three if you do three you're out dude. I can answer this though answer Oh, oh man, hold on. Let me think. I think there's a lot. We've met a lot of people um The least favorite all the influencers we met who's your least favorite? Let's think of think of events think of where we've been what we've been doing. Oh Man, okay. Oh, he's actually gonna answer. Oh god, he's gonna Okay, I'm not taking the sauce We might have don't put me in it Your least favorite. I love it. I love absolutely every influence that we've met. I mean, okay Might have met him on a bad day Definitely still younger to overall cool. I have consumed his content, but when I met him in person I'm gonna drop it and I'm gonna just go black boy max. You're just intimidated by a Or a dude no, yeah, all right, I mean, I'm talking about like I mean you just had a bad yeah I might have had a bad experience. We're all people with you know people all people it's like you're not good enough to not Dap me. That's what I'm gonna say. Hey, there you go Couldn't do sauce couldn't do a sauce good job. Kim. All right last one All right, take this all right. I'm not gonna eat it. I'm gonna answer whatever Yeah, and I and I have honestly apologized for this last question especially with the nature of it I'm literally trying to get you to take the sauce and be on the same level as me because you're a prideful Out of all the fans that we know which one to you is the strangest and weirdest Take the sauce just be a champ be a PR move take the sauce and welcome to hell for a little bit That you don't need to answer this you really don't and the fact is I mean I mean holy shit The fact is this person This person's like like DMs me every single day Just take the sauce man, please and like in like literally like like like assaults me in my DMs every day Like literally assaults me. Oh, yeah, I'm just eating the sauce And I've been wanting to bring it up Because it has been becoming a security concern to the point this person had a picture of Them at every live show to the security staff saying if they show up And you don't need to do this just take the sauce But the reason I'm not gonna say it's cuz I feel like if I say it something's gonna happen to me Yeah, take that sauce Yeah, boy. Oh You are a literal coward It'll still burn him. Oh, he doesn't have he doesn't have the endocromes like I do He doesn't have the new to the new tropical system that I possess. It's gonna burn him. Oh, he's gonna all welcome to hell buddy Glass break stone cold You know you're gonna need water That's my other water that's my other one. I need cams up Watch out for the drink here here here. I'll be a good sport go go close that you need to close the hot sauce That's what you need to do Why would you do that? Oh That's a good game. Yeah, it's good. No, my nose is actually running. So that it can I get that give me the hot sauce Get the cap the caps under the couch. I can't find it. Don't away My lips got into my lips There's open cup you have hot sauce in open cut Your lips still bleeding Oh It's a good game I'm really proud. No, no, no, cuz there's no cap. It's gonna go it's gonna spill on the bag The whole studio is gonna smell like it. Just keep it. It's a new you wear. Oh That's why I couldn't find it. Oh, there we go You know what's on the way? You're not the only you keep okay? Oh Mine starting to wear off me too because I never took mine I Would never ever eat hot sauce I'm unbeatable even when you think you got me I'm unbeatable now guys episode 202 next week is the million subscribers special I Mean get this mother an Oscar dog Yeah, and an open cut. I thought you were going through like paralysis at one point. Yeah, no, yeah And next week, how did you do that? Slide a hand slide a tongue, you know this fat tongue can work. Yeah, you listen You like never touched it. Oh, dude. I have an answer for that question though They did and that person scares me and it's not even like I appreciate the support Literally scares me in my day-to-day life. Oh God. Can I read you a DM this person is sitting or side? No, I know I know no no, I'm a read it on the extended remind me at the beginning. Oh, I can't Yes, but I'm gonna break it sometimes depending on the month Bates are on exclusive We'll talk about it more next week episode 202 is the one million subscribers special where the biggest Change in YSK history is coming. 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