Guess The Anime Character From Our Mom's Description! - Otakus Anonymous Episode #161

But hi, hello everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Talkers and Ones. As you guys can see, me and Danny are not sitting next to each other, and because that's officially right now, we do not have an office. Until I move into my new house, which isn't going to be until about mid-June, me and Danny do not have an official OA space. And sure, I've told Danny for weeks and weeks and weeks that we need to have a place to film OA at his house at his brand new massive, gigantic ADU-Havid-Ass house. But fortunately for us, I'm out of town this week and Sarah is deeply ill, so we never even really had the option to film at your place, even if we could. Yeah, insane that the guy in Colorado has found a way to make this my issue. Don't act like when I was like, hey, by the way, we need to do the podcast remote this week. You didn't say, oh, thank God. I would have whipped something up. I didn't want to. I would. I would have to have a week off. Yeah, that's incredibly fair. Sarah alive. Is your girlfriend alive? She's alive. She had mild sniffles. I was trying to trick you into thinking she had a life-threatening illness and you left it on red. Nick was like, Nick was like, how sick are we talking? And I was like, yeah, like, achy, high fever, vision going in and out, coughing on her tongue. Numbness radiating up and down her left arm. I don't know her family's got a history of heart attacks, but I'm sure she'll be fine. Yeah, no reply, no response. Yeah, I was thinking about driving across the country with two dogs and my wife. It's been a hectic couple of days. Neutron and Wagyu tried to attack a herd of bison. Well, we, me and Dorothy made the incredibly hubratic decision to be like, we're in Zion National Park. We see like two dozen bison by the side of the road. And we're like, I wonder how Neutron and Wagyu who bark at dogs when they see them will react to a herd of bison and that news flash, not well. Neutron literally almost dragged Dorothy into a field of 7,000 or 700 pound of bison because he was trying to defend us. He's like, and Dorothy's literally getting dragged into offense that she absolutely would have fit through. Offense that Neutron absolutely would have fit through. And Wagyu's flipping his shit. There's French tourists watching us being like, oh, this is American cannot train their dog. That's why they only have a dog. And so we're just like, we have to put the dogs back in the car and all that. It was a nightmare. But Zion National Park is one of the prettiest places I've ever been. If any of you ever have the chance to travel the country, I highly, highly, highly recommend Zion. But yeah, what were you up to this week, babe? Sarah was away Yosemite. Doing Yosemite stuff. Oh, so you know what I've been getting up to. It was a two man show and the other man's right here, baby. Who do you see in some shit? Damn right, he has. I was cranking it, playing some video games, sponking it, watching some movies, smacking it, playing some more games, played a lot of Path of Exile 2. That was fun. It's like harder Diablo. Oh, because that's what everyone says about Diablo. Too easy. That being said, that's what everyone says in the Path of Exile subreddit. That's fair. I mean, didn't, didn't fucking Elon Musk buy a Diablo account and then everyone was like, I'm pretty sure you're cheating. Was that different game? Or was that Path of Exile? That's Path of Exile. Oh, so you were fucking game mogging Elon Musk all week? Yeah, that way if, you know, times get tough and I need money, Elon can hire me to pretend to be him and play his character. Easy lot of high elo in Path of Exile. I'll take this. That is in Twitter. I did. I did Path of Exile. I've been playing a game that I guess I technically can't say I'm playing. If there's a review embargo, can you say you're playing it? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like as in like, as in you have a copy of the game before it comes out? Yeah. Probably not. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. Nobody watches this. Nobody watches this show. That's so fair. That's so true. I've got a I'm reviewing or not like a big crazy review, but I've been playing a little bit of an upcoming racing game. So that's been fun. Dog, I've been looking at a $4,000 race simulators. The ones with motion. For my for my man cave garage, the ones like three monitors and like when you break the seat moves forward. I'm so excited. I've I've also like not to that extent, but I remember in college back when I was broke, I was like, all right, how many hours do I need to pick up to buy a little racing wheel from my desk? Oh, yeah, to play more Forza Horizon 4. And I thankfully didn't do that because listen, I think genuinely drive. Well, you can absolutely just drive. But like if I wrap myself around a telephone pole going 180 and an RS6, the lot easier on a simulator to walk out of that situation than in a car. Yeah. But yeah, just a lot of video games, a lot of stuff like that, a lot of work and two and a half. I love that for you. Should should we get into our opening show game? You want to do an opening you want to do an opening game? Yeah. So me and Danny recently have come to the realization that not only are games a lot of fun, but also when we're apart, lists tend to perform quite well. And so today we have two lists that we actually want to talk about. And those two lists are... Daniel. The top 10 worst anime from, let me see, sploinkingit.com. Sploinkingit.com. Yes, speaking of websites getting shut down, shout out to Anime Kai for holding on the longest out of all of the illegal anime websites. There's been a great courage happening recently. Zorro, shut down, kiss anime. I'd like to say special shout out to kiss anime. You got me through the brokest years of my life, which is to say not that broke, but I was watching anime for free. Man, the amount of anime, I think I watched high school DXD, SAO, all for the first ever times, the first 600 episodes, one piece, all on kiss anime. So listen, to all the illegal sites that got shut down, I love you, I miss you, but I guess it's time to eat your crunchy roll subscriptions, guys. Um, I have here the top 10 worst anime of all time from thetoptens.com. I asked, uh, I asked Sean to just find, like, the worst lists he could possibly find, like lists where you're like, I don't buy this person actually watched any of these shows. 100%. Um, so these are the two I was given. Do you want to take a guess at what the top 10 worst anime of all time might be? So I'm assuming these are going to be like a big brain, like, because like there's absolutely like incredibly bad anime. Like I've personally watched. Let me real quick just give you like, uh, like, Give me a heat check. Oh, a litmus test. Yeah, heat check. That's what I'm trying to say. Number 14 is one piece. Here's a quote. They all have a quote under it that kind of like justifies. From the show or from a guy tipping a Sephora being like, The pacing is atrocious of one piece. That's why there's only 13 anime worse than it. The latter. It's a pretty terrible anime. Like most of the big long running series, it's perfectly clear the writers used up all their ability in the first 60 or so episodes. Honestly, it wasn't bad to start, but it just gets worse as it goes on. I've never heard this. This is a unique opinion of one piece. The first time those words have ever been uttered, that's a whiskey piqueater. Honestly, I kind of understand that. He clears Barathe, he gets the whiskey pique, and he's like, Why is he flicking boogers? I understand a little bit of fatigue around that area. But like being like, oh, hey, the early parts of one piece are truly the best is insane. I've never heard someone say one piece. The show that only gets worse. Yeah, yeah, one piece. The main protagonist. The East Blue Saugas really were one piece peaked, if we're being honest. That being said, now that we're saying this out loud, that's probably what I sound like when I'm like, the land of Waves arc is the best arc in all of Darudeau. I'm really, I'm really missing now without perspective. I'll pretend just I sound. The main protagonist, Luffy, is an immensely unlikable douche. It's a struggle to care about him or what he's doing. I think I pushed myself to about 150 episodes and gave up. That's a, that's a fair try though. That's a good old college try. That is almost as long as the entirety of Hunter, Hunter. That's the thing that's the thing that only happens in one piece where they're like, listen, I gave it 350 episodes. I was like, you gave it what? Yeah. You get, you get the show. I know, I like can't, I can't even like fault anyone at that point. Like if somebody's like, yeah, I watched like 10 episodes and then hated it. It's like, well, you got to get a little deeper than that. If someone's like, yeah, I got up to fucking Wano and don't like it, you're right. You don't like it. Good, good try. That's the thing, it's only, but like if you, if someone is like, yo, I gave Angel beats 10 episodes and just couldn't get into it. I'd be like, a fair because of how overwhelmingly long one pieces. It's like, you have to do, what's the, what's the percentage of a show you have to watch before you or you're like, okay, I get it. You're allowed to have that opinion. 40%. I really, I think like a third because it's like anyone who's like, no, you got to watch like the whole show. I would, I'll just watch something I like. Like a third is reasonable. I'd rather not get to say like 400 episodes into one piece and be like, ah, all right, I was going to say my opinion is invalid unless I know what happens in Elbeth. Like, you don't need 700 more goddamn episodes under your belt. I think, I also think like it depends on the show. Like some shows will come with an asterisk where people are like, after this specific season it gets good. So like if there's nothing like that, if people are just like, oh, in general, the whole thing's good. Give it like a third of the way through and then decide if you don't like it. Because honestly, the way I'm thinking about it is 12 episode animes where I'm like, you need to watch three episodes of a 12 episode anime. And if you don't like it by episode like halfway through episode three, drop it. I'd say usually there, I can like list like three anime right now that I'm like, you have to get to episode five before I'll let you stop. And it's um, fucking, oh no, chainsaw man, chainsaw man episode five goes really hard. They're in the hotel. Okay. The infinity devil, the infinity devil arc. Yes, that's fair. That's when stuff really starts picking up. If you don't like it by five, I think it's lost you. Yeah. Um, oh my God, I just had them. Freerun episode fives start killing the dragon. Apparently episode six is start killing the dragon. People, uh, people updated us on that in the comments. Damn it. Yeah. Um, hey listen, we can always, there's 28 episodes in Freerun. So technically, technically the scale slides, you know. God, there is one other. The second I was like, I can list three, they all left my brain, but there are three where I'm like specifically, you can even say witch hat if you want. If you want to be like, Hey, get to the bit where key free summons a big golden dragon. And then just punches a hole in the sky. Yeah. That's episode five. And we're probably, do we know how many episodes of witch hat we're going to get? 12. 12? Yeah. Absolutely devastating. Six years of season one. Six years delayed and we're only in 12 episodes. I, I, I'm, I'm, that being said, uh, this week I have feelings about which had to tell you a, in its relation to Damon's, which I am very excited to talk about. I've, I've been a week. And we, uh, by the way, before we go any further, I'd like to tell the chat here that all super chats are being, uh, collected baby arms are being collected by our moderator. Uh, and he's sending them to us in the discord because Riverside that we use does not show us super chats. So we will pause at certain points throughout the episode here and get to your guys and super chats. I feel like the first episode should determine whether you like it or not. It should in like a perfect world, but that's very rare in like anime especially. That's the perfect, what's the perfect first episode? Well, like genuinely, what, what it would show as the perfect first episode. FMAB is up there. No, absolutely not. Are you kidding me? FMAB is such a hurricane of information. Okay. But like you get, though, you get the ice alchemist in the beginning, you get the intro of them. Like you, you get all of Ed and Al trying to transmit their mom. It's so overwhelming. Like even FMAB fans are like overwhelmingly agree. The first episode is like too much too fast. Okay. I'm going to go game rants best debut episodes. Um, okay. It's top 17. So I'm going to go ahead and scroll down. Okay. That's iconic. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think about what I mean. Free run free run. It should be up there. I think which I should be in the conversation. Um, demon Slayer is number eight. I don't know about all that nonsense. First episode is pretty good, but it's mostly just Tanjiro battle against a low level demon with an axe and then the tome you. You, you mean Gio you. Is that the name of the first demon? No, what's no the fucking he he's rolls up with the dude who has no pupils. Yeah. You tell me okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, death note. I'd agree with that. That's number seven death notes. Got a good one. So leveling somebody in the chat just said soul leveling as a, as a, should we rip this list? Should we just do this list? Um, no, I mean this, well, I can, I guess so. Okay. Number 10, number 10 of the best first episodes, game rants of best first episodes of anime. Number 10 is asteroid blues cowboy bebop. Okay. That's pretty good. I literally just released my reaction to this episode. It is psychotic. The first 30 episodes is just spike shooting up a church and then it's just, it's just spike shooting up a church with an MP5 and then he pulls out like an explosive vest flows himself up and then he's just doing wing chun on a ship and you're like, I don't know what's happening exactly. That first episode is insane. It's all about like these like two drug running, like a drug running couple. And they get like blown out of the atmosphere at the end of the episode. It sets the tone for the show. It is insane. Yeah. And like in like a space Mexican saloon. Yeah. It's yeah. They're in, well, they're in, um, uh, what is it? What is it? Um, Teowana, Teowana's on an Astro. They're in real Teowana. So funny. They're on real space. So actually space Mexico. Yes. Number nine, you want to take a guess the number nine best, uh, first episode. If cowboy bebop is number 10, uh, I feel like it could be another Watanabe. Is it, uh, is it Samurai Champloo? No, it is tragedy. Do you want to take a guess at what the, I'll give you the title of the episode. Guess what the show is. An episode called tragedy. Uh, it's not, I think episode one of AOT is named after the wall that gets knocked down. Um, tragedy premiered 2014. 2014. Yep. Is it 48 episodes? 28 episodes? 48. Oh, 48 episodes. That's hyper specific. Um, so it's 224. Oh, is it? No, it's not mob psycho. That has three seasons. Um, two 24 episodes seasons. What show is two 24 episodes seasons? I have no idea. I'm going to, uh, Tokyo ghoul. Tokyo ghoul. Oh, that's a great option. That's a really, oh, wait. Does that, that does have two seasons because, because re technically counts. Uh, because we get, we get him getting turned into a ghoul. It's like the beginning. It's like his date. Uh, and then like a whole building falls on him. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen the first episode of Tokyo ghoul? No, but you know what's funny? I was in a writing class and in college and someone was like, we were doing like our creative writing thing where he just write a short story and this dude wrote one about a kid who goes out on a date with somebody and then like the date turns into a demon and like eats him or something like that. And then he becomes a demon. He like, literally, that is, I just rewrote the first episode of Tokyo ghoul is a guy named Ken goes on a date. Well, well, well, well, well, guess what? Here's where I'm going with it, Nick. Obviously I said this for a reason. Okay. Then within giving critiques, somebody's like, hey, have you seen like Tokyo ghoul? And he's like, yeah, I just kind of like wrote the first episode of it. And the professor's like, why would you do that? Why did you just transcribe the first episode of Tokyo ghoul for your assignment and then not lie about it? That's because like also like the shout out to maybe not shout out to that one guy who fucking snitched him out there. He was like, hey, man, this is just an anime. This is this is literally just an anime. Why did you why did you like come on, dude? If you see somebody else just copying an anime and your creative writing course, let it go. Be like, hey, man, great job. Great job. Oh, oh, oh, he stole some of the organs from her. So we became a half demon. Okay. Good job. Yeah. Okay. Of course. Yeah. Great job. Can't wait for season two. Yeah, dude. If you if you see somebody doing that, you just have to be like, all right, well, I guess I'm also going to start stealing episodes of anime and you both have to be in a public understanding the next time that I turn into creative license or creative writing assignment, it's just like, oh boy with fire powers out of his heels fights God. Let it be. Yeah. Number eight is Demon Slayer. Number seven is death note. We already said number six is flashing before my eyes from a 12 episode anime from 2016. Blashing from 2016. Yeah. Flash. So like implies, you know, maybe an isekai, maybe a death. Ashing before my eyes 2016. Is that jobless? 12 episodes. Is that re is that re zero? 12 episodes, brother. Oh, a 12 episode. I'm sorry. There's ever infinite, infinite dogs happening in my life right now. 12 episode possible isekai. What's get what gets wrapped up in 12? Is it ain't a beat? No, it's a race. A race. Okay. Yeah. You see the race you have, right? I saw the first episode. It was okay. That is a it literally, I mean, it leads set the president for Tokyo Revengers. Yeah. Number five, I'm just going to say what it is because the name is Operation Strix. So I assume you'll know Operation Strix. Oh, yeah. It's a spy family spy family. That is a good first family is number five on this list is insane. Is absolutely. I guess these are these are by IMDB ratings. Oh, is it real? Okay. I was going to say it like. Obviously, spy family is massively popular. Episode one of spy family is so objectively fine. I like it. I think I don't know. I think it's a good first episode and anime history. Maybe not in history. I think it's better than number four, which is dog and chainsaw. Dog and dog. Oh, that's. You know, like some man's first episode. I don't think chainsaw man gets really good until like episode three when power shows up. Powers episode so good. He fights the big nipple monster. There's the bat monster like or demons. I think episode one because all the zombies are CGI. So you're like, uh oh. And then also it's like you don't get any of the other fun characters. I you literally watch episode one of chainsaw man is awesome. You know, it's it's denji being like I sold my testicle into my eye and the introduce pochita. And he's just like killing a tomato monster. And then the mobsters show up and they're like, hey, this is your final chance to like start paying off some of your debt. And there's a huge fucking warehouse filled with zombies. And he's just getting cut to it is such a violent episode. And he like pieces himself together after pochita. And he's just slicing through all these zombies. Maki much shows up at the end of the episode. That episode is awesome. All right. I don't know if it's number four. Awesome. I think I don't know. I think the I think I think operation. Strict is a much more offensive entry on this list than a dog in chainsaw. All right. This one has a nine point oh on IMDB. It's number three. It came out in 2019. There are only two seasons and 23 episodes total. And the the episode title is one two one zero four five. Oh, oh fuck. God damn it. Uh, microwave one. Um, oh Jesus. It's it's I know exactly what it is. Uh, it's the one it's the one with the time travel. Uh, why am I spacing its name? Dinesgate. Nope. What? It's not not at all. Not at all. It's like a site. Yeah. One two fucking one zero four five. One two two seasons. Season one is great. Season two is unwatchable. 2019. Is it is it um, uh, the hell's not Hell's Paradise. Um, what were they eat the kids? Yes. Uh, what is what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Promise never. Promise never. Everland. Yeah. That's a good first episode. That's the first episode. We're looking at the end of the episode. They see like the little girl and she's like dead in the corner. Yeah, I agree with that. That's that's a pretty good one. Number two is. 2019 dog. What you're absolutely right. Science gate came out in like 2011. I 100%. I just saw I heard numbers. I heard numbers and I was like, of course, that's gotta be Stein. Honestly, science gate should be on this list. Uh, Steins gate. Yeah, came out in 2009. Number two. I also agree pretty heavily with the title is to you in 2000 years, the fall of shingan shina part one. Does that strike any bells? Is that enough hints? I have no idea what can pause. Katie, what, what, which one is that? Is that, is that um, that's what my little sister can't possibly be this cute? Yeah, I love the idea of me being like, uh, okay, I'm going to read you the episode title. What show does this relate to? Episode one, the one where Goku fights raddits. Episode one, what show is that? They're attacking and using Titans. It's I got you. I have no idea what this could be. They're trying my balls. The Titans are attacking. Yeah. Obviously it's AOTA. This is a great first episode. Yeah. Ah, people say this all the time, actually. Can you guess what the number one one is? It's from 2021, 40 episodes. 2021 already has 40 episodes? Yeah. All righty. It's like four years ago. I guess. It's like five years ago. A lot of episodes in five years. Um, 40 episodes. So that would be what the fuck would 40 episodes be a 12 every when this came out? Everyone was like, this is the best first episode of an anime ever. And I guess they're currently still saying that. Is it one punch man? No. Is it blue lock? No. Okay. We haven't discussed it ever. We've never discussed. Oh, Cal, come on. It's not jobless, is it? No. Oh, thank God. It's a two year eternity. Oh, season one was so good season two. Season one was really good. Season two was okay. Season three is unwatchable. Um, two year eternities first episode. Dude, I bawled. Oh, that's a good answer. That's a really good. I actually don't hate this list. Yeah. Well, this wasn't the bad list. I had a bad list for you. We'll do the bad list as well. We have four anime to talk about and barely anything happened to two of them. We can do, I'll do lists all day, baby. All right. Do you want to, how do you want to do this? Should I hop to the actual list real quick or do you want to talk about an anime and then we go to list? Or do super chats and then an anime. Let's do one anime and then we'll do super chat corner and then, and then we'll go from there. Um, I think really there's only a couple of anime that we even really need to talk about today. Um, I mean, like this is, uh, can I be, can I be so, so for real with you right now? Uh, not if you're going to say anything bad about Wastoria. I wasn't going to say anything. I wasn't going to say anything. It was, it was all right. This is a good week. I was rolling the dice. This is a good week for everybody. Um, it's like, but like there are some, there's two standouts this week. What do you think for sure? I think my favorite episode of this week is go ahead and guess. Damons? It's a damn good Damon's episode. I knew you knew. I knew you knew me. Um, I, I want to, I, I gotta get Damon's off my chest here. This show's hitting it. It's looking baby arms. Baby, this show's hitting it. Try Danny. Oh my God. Everyone hit the baby arms. It's really good core workout. Um, dude, this show. Oh, I'm so excited. Dude, watching Jin just walk down low level Damon users. Dude, Jin, there's a moment, there's a moment of this episode, which to me is one of the most generationally like aura defining moments for a character I've ever seen. Dude, Jin's, Jin's like, he's like hobbling around because his Achilles has been cut. And he's like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to take out this entire, this entire castle full of bad guys here. And we're just seeing him, to her arise people. Like people are waiting to ambush him and they're just getting like gobbled up in the fish. And then there's this moment where he's, he's walking and like you see him walking alongside this outside patio thing. And this guy sends his too many daemons at him and they jump him disappears because it's his fucking, it's his goddamn lantern fish and Jin's just behind the dude with a pistol. Pa execution style. And this show is so, is so like bloody and violent. There's like, dude's got a fucking hole in his forehead, flop to the ground. Jin just executes a guy just right then and there. And that was such a creative cause even I know how his ability works. But like, you know, when you see somebody, everybody say how to Dorothy, you know, when you see somebody get like kunied in the Naruto universe and you're like, obviously he's got, he's going to be replaced by a log, right? Like you're like, of course, of course it's going to be replaced by a log. In this, like, I know that Jin has lantern fish abilities. Still, every time I see like somebody get murked and like, and it's revealed that it's a lantern fish, I'm like, oh, that's genius. I'm surprised every time like a baby when you go like this. I love the fucking. Yeah, I love the idea that his lantern fish is out, like distracting people and he's just like hobbling behind people, like popping them in the back of the head. Yes, that shit was so cool. That was like, what would you say are if you have to give an award and or award this year so far in anime, who's getting it? Oh, it's a really good question. Because you said some pretty intense shit. You said some heavy shit that Jin is or reforming harder than anyone this year. And this is like, maybe arguably in our time of podcasting, the hardest year of or reforming. This year we've had a lot of incredible moments. Utah, Utah just like pulling up to Ryu and being like, listen, I'll do a straight up like, negative and like cursed energy blast battle off with you and then redirecting a blast in orbital striking Ryu with his own cursed energy. That's one of the greatest moments of the year from from an aura perspective. Do we have any big ones? That's insane that it's insane that you pulled a Utah moment from JJK season three, but pop off queen. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who who had more or okay. What do you want me saying? Maki. Okay, fine. Jin she walking on to death in a battle against Maki. Maki sliding around. Megumi doing literally anything this whole season. Megumi fucking riding a guy down off of off of skyscraper and like pistol whipping him on the way down. Megumi literally in every episode he's featured in him in a parking garage, just merkin people. That shit's great. We absolutely have a witch at one key free going above the clouds and light yagami the sun and just blowing a hole. We also have what is it? Gen through or genryu. What was the guy with the flow with the with the wing abilities in free read? Ganao Ganao. Yeah, now getting stabbed by that little girl and her being like look what I did. Look what I did and him still just cutting her in half. That was sick as hell. Sentenced to be a heroes got some pretty good aura moments. The king the blood nor gal fucking letting his arm get ripped off or his leg whatever happened. I don't know. I don't remember the moments. I remember the emotion. What about what about Rhino walking down the the demon blight and being like I like killing my own? That was that I think if you're going to be like oh true best aura farming moments of this year that's got to be up there. Man does gin tapping a dude in the back of that? I for me my winner for the year would have to be I think it's Ganao after even being stabbed still just slicing that demon in half. That moment was so sick or stark honestly or like or like revolt being like oh nobody can block this attack and then stark still eating it. I thought that was dope and him allowing himself to be slashed so he could cut the revolt that was sick. Yeah, but yeah this episode was so sick. We got more insight into ossa's abilities which I was right. They are just like abilities. Specifically because of them being twins she has break and your room might get sealed. So like seal was how Higashi village was protected and the reason that they were able to break through that seal in the first place was because of ossa's break ability. But these are abilities. 100 seconds. Like so far these are the only people with abilities we've met. I think that's what makes them so like specifically targeted. I think that's like why everybody wants a piece of them is because like oh no. Maybe they're demons. They have abilities. What do you say? Maybe they're demons. They are. I mean they're they. You know because they're breaking seal. Maybe they're demons. Because there's two of them and they're breaking seal. How about her just walking up to a daven and be like oh I broke your contract with your with your with your person. Yeah. What you can you can do what if somebody did that to left and right. How well I think it's something only she can do. She has break you know. I get what I know but still like that's an insane ability in a contract based universe. It's an insane ability. How do you feel about all of that because towards the end of the episode this literally does just become Pokemon. Where it's like I didn't love that she can just like break the contract and then steal somebody's Pokemon. And then the reason it worked is because of Pokemon logic where he's like they're just animals for us to use. And they're like hey you got to respect your daemon's and they love fighting but only if you're nice to them. Very specifically there's also the aspect of needing to name them. Oh you need to name your game on Digimon. Yeah. If you don't name them you'll never max out your friendship level with them and they'll never survive critical killing hits. Mm-hmm. Um oh yeah. I feel like all that. Oh they're day and night. They're day and mon. I don't know. It's good. Good. God you're on one. You're on one today. It's got to be that Gizbot. It's got to be that brand new high quality Giz right there. Brother they're all new. I got Gizbots all day every day. Half of them aren't even opened yet. That's crazy. I'm happy to hear that that guy's finally honed in your taste enough for you to keep him alive as a business. Yeah. He's like he's. Yo I love the idea of that guy just rolling out his hands. More and more. Everyone keeps saying that I'm streaming in terrible quality. It's because I have bad wifi. I'm streaming on the same camera that I always stream on. But yes so this was my favorite episode of Daymon's by far. I think Gabby's my favorite character like easily. She's so sick dude when she had the fun. She had two great aura farming moments. I can't believe we didn't bring her up. But when she's like on the phone and she's like she's like yeah what's going on with these Daymon's and he's like yeah do do whatever you want. She's like so I can kill them and he's like yeah deal with them however you want. She's like sick and then it cuts out and once like head is stuck in its mouth and then she's like slapping its ass. That was great and then also there was that bit where the dude was like he was like Daymon's are just fucking animals. Who cares if we treat them right and then all of a sudden it's in its mouth and it starts bleeding. That was that like right there where I was like oh this is she I was I was like writing my notes and I was like Very hyperbolically wrote she might be my favorite character in any IP this mangaka's ever made and that would mean that she is my favorite character not only from Daymon's but and F maybe. Immediately I was like I'm being absurd. I was like I caught real it in. I literally caught my taking real time and I was like this is going to get me shot in the back of the head. Yeah yeah I mean it's too early to say something as insane as that. Especially in a war in an IP universe where Alphonse Elric exists. Yeah I honestly I'm usually such a hipster in terms of like protagonists like if there's a show with an ensemble cast I will go out of my way to be like no the protagonist is not my favorite. I need my own unique original fave. FMAB is like one of the only anime where I'm like no the protagonist is my favorite one. He earned that win at the end and he's like yeah deservedly the best alchemist ever. Man I would still say Alphonse Elric. Ed is probably one of my favorite MCs of all time like right behind Gown because like what he's able to he accomplishes what he set out to do in such a satisfying way in a way that like it was like it's much more complex than like oh I want to become the wizard king or I want to become the pirate king or the hokage. It's like oh I want to get my brother back and he does that shit and like there's a big emotional connection like him needing to let go of alchemy to accomplish that and I think Ed probably has the most satisfying payoff in terms of an MC accomplishing what they set out to do and that's probably why people look at fMAB so positively because it wraps up so nicely. Well Ed's so cool because his goal isn't to become the best alchemist ever. He just accidentally does it while achieving his is way more simple or you know simple but like he's like I just want our bodies back and in doing that he has to become like the world's hero. Yes so literally beats God and that's how he's like I just want my arm and my leg back by the way oh my God is that the creator of humanity. Yeah cool all right well that brings us to our favorite segment of our virtual podcast super chat quarter and Nick's the Mets fanatic Nick the Mets fanatic says will use ever good it's a very very Mets way of saying will use ever come to anime NYC. Yeah if we're invited we usually are invited and paid a bunch of money to go we'll absolutely go that's how we feel about it. So if you what do you say? We usually only go to cons that we're invited to because they're very tiring. I feel like people don't realize and I say this because I wouldn't realize it if I weren't a content creator the cons are so unbelievably tiring when you're like because you're working the whole time and like there's never a moment where you're like oh I'm just going to enjoy the con. Yeah whenever me and Danny are at a con it's not like you guys are probably all the cons and you're like oh man this is the best ever it's three days everyone likes what I like and like that week we get a little bit of that but it's like oh hey I have to be prepared for two hours on stage which is nerve-wracking every time and then you're walking around you're meeting fans you're doing signings you're you know and then you have to go to this event and that event and it's like okay cool I'd love to walk around the con but at the same time like I need to prepare a slideshow to talk about this and that and like but what was the last time you had to fucking crack open a power point make a 17 17 page powerpoint I'll tell you I'll tell you right now I do it once a year yeah real quick can I give a quick shout out to straw hat mitis who's in the chat straw mitis one of the one of the best youtubers working right now I love this guy's videos he does skits he well that's not his content his content is like Nintendo video game reviews you'll be like okay good I I played uh Pokemon black and white 10 years later does it still hold up and he's got this like classic youtuber vibe but where he'll do like classic skits or like you know the video game will come to life and be the antagonist of the video old school awesome shit like that and I love it check out straw hat mitis thanks for being in the chat love his content okay wow shout out to shout out to straw hat mitis wow I hope Danny talks about me like this one I'm not around goodness that was that was a glowing review on straw hat mitis uh all right test-react wolf sends 10 dollars for chat quarter what would each straw hats daemon be I'll give you I'll give you I'll give you three uh loophies would be eat uh and digest um zoros would be drink uh and pass out and saunjies would be cook uh cut and cook and harass yes these are boring answers it'd be staring you gave boring answers I feel like a loofy would be like stretch bounce it would be like stretch and bounce it would be stretch and retract that's what loophies would be well I guess it's so hard to be like I feel like everyone including us are looking at the daemon power system incorrectly because it's not like yoru has a left and right type of personality you know it's not like he got bow and arrow that's fair as his as his daemons and I feel like it's like it's like people are equating it to gachi akuta which makes sense because it's fun and people like doing that but there's not really like a system in place in canon that is like hey daemons are personality based and we also don't know enough of them to understand like what like what kind of dualities there are like why why certain people are assigned certain things like why is that guy have the rabbit and the tortoise yeah like we met light and dark just now we still don't know what the fucking giant one is that blocks up doorways yeah um but yeah I guess yeah zoro or I like yeah saunji's would be like fucking augulent grope exactly yeah sneak yeah sneak and jerk uh cool uh narto question can the sharinggon copy summons no it can't you have to enter into a contract with the summoning animal to summon them and unfortunately you can only copy hand seals and chakra movements with the sharring guns you can't copy a contract uh but yeah yeah yeah god damn no hey listen hey there's no bad question when it comes to Naruto lore uh but duelo martinez asks danny do you still listen to tilt from your assassination classroom outro um sometimes just occasionally tilt hasn't put out a lot of music that I know of recently uh and their older stuff is more like grungy but I mean I'll definitely support tilt whenever I can their second stuff for you go listen to tilt uh josh the boss just says yuyu haka show episode one as I assume he's saying it's one of the better ones uh oh oh oh yes absolutely yuyu haka shows first episode is pretty fantastic but it's also kind of like very like late like early 90s pacing where it's like okay basically use k it's like oh man use case of punk and then they show his friends underwear a little bit and then he dies and that's and that's kind of the whole thing and we get cool barra being cool barra which is kind of nice I mean how many episodes have cool barra being cool barra um cowboy episode one don't get high off your own supply is that what it's called that is kind of that's what the episode's about I'll tell you right now that's what the episode's about but I think it's called like astro blues or something like that yeah this said it was asteroid blue yeah I mean the episode is absolutely about a guy doing why is it always that sci-fi whatever there's like a sci-fi like cowboy noir there's always the introduction of like some drug you have to shoot directly into your fucking eyeballs like that's not that drug is never there's never been an eye-based drug and yet every story wants us to be doing like eye drops of glass do you looper also does eye drugs do you remember looper looper dread uh and cowboy bebop or like what if I think even um hold up even um devil man crybaby does I desire there's there's so many everybody wants like to be just like shoving glass maybe I'm not doing hard enough drugs maybe I'm not in the circles where people are doing eye-based drugs but I've never seen it putting a drug through your nose is not sexy and the mouth is overdone I feel like the eyes are the closest thing to your brain no one's gonna do an ear drugs you know oh oh just like having water in your ears for two hours but oh can you can you fuck on this yeah uh dire jams asked have you guys seen drifting home a netflix anime movie it's my favorite anime movie no we haven't no that sounds like up the animated movie the anime movie well I'd be like drifting away from home drifting home from 2022 oh it's just by the guy who did call me but call me by your name I I bet not call the guy you did it looks like um the boy and the beast actually maybe the boy and the beast maybe we'll have to add that to our watch list here uh Bryce the battle phoenix says to be fair I did meet a guy that accidentally made a d&d campaign based on full metal alchemist but yeah that happens all the time people always I get I get so many emails from people being like hey I need your help with my Naruto ttrpg and I'm like dude I don't have four hours to like right now to extol to you and answer every single question about like oh what would Jiraiya do in the situation here if you if you sent him to mount mubuko with three of the thickest women you could possibly find I don't like I don't I don't have time to build out your ttrpg I apologize yeah um blast boy asks hi blast boy if you could sacrifice a finger to redo any anime season to make it an 11 out of 10 how many would you sacrifice in what answer oh that's good probably none I don't know if that's worth I I'm like okay with mid uh media if I get to keep all my fingers I actually hold up I I think I could give up two pinkies for two anime okay what does this do what does this do that I I think I have as much grip with this as I do with this like this this has nothing how about this can I ruin two masterpiece anime to get a seventh and eighth finger or a sixth and seventh finger on each hand so all right you you could ruin a masterpiece a season of masterpiece anime to give yourself a great season of a show that was squandered oh I see I would ruin all equivalent exchange equivalent exchange you ruin an anime and sacrifice it to make that another anime good I would ruin spy family I'd ruin spy family to get a good season of tokyo ghoul okay that's fair I would ruin let's go with the better the show the work or the better the show that you ruin the better like product you get yes so like if I ruin if I ruin like a seven out of ten anime I can only make a four out of ten a seven you know yes yeah I would ruin I would ruin death note to make Borto good yeah that's crazy I would I would I delete I'd buy that that's fair yeah I would delete death note from like the positive zeitgeist I'd ruin it for goss goss would have to like cling on to death parade or something or blood lad and I would ruin death note which is objectively like a nine out of ten anime and I would use that nine out of ten power to make Borto at least the first season good enough to hook people I would ruin attack on titan to get a season of pokemon that people consider like better than JJK I think pokemon has such potential to be like actual art like real cinema and they just aren't giving it to people like putting in the work to do that do you want it approached as a PG show I mean at worst PG-13 but I'm not one of these people like if you asked me when I was 13 I'd be like I want an orated pokemon yeah but I don't need like this size or ripping Pikachu like vertically you know I don't I don't need to see tourists get processed into hamburger meat yeah but I I think dude I've been saying this for a while like if you give the pokemon IP to like one of Japan's visionary directors and just let them do like a one-off isolated movie it like it could be as good as like spider-verse you know what I mean like it could make as big of a splash pokemon has the potential to be one of the best animated movies so that's actually so fair on account of that like think about how big pokemon is as a TCG as a game as a mobile game as a like as a pokemon is the biggest IP on earth and like while there's like obviously there's there's pokemon anime fans uh there's pokemon manga fans but like the like the proportional response or the proportion of people that like pokemon for either the video game and the TCG versus the anime is crazy the anime should be massively more popular and I think they kind of write off the idea that like everyone just kind of loves pokemon as an IP so they'll watch it anyways well like back pokemon was hungrier like back when like obviously wasn't the biggest IP on the earth like like in 2000 like they were making really good pokemon content like the early seasons pokemon the first pokemon movie are all really good pokemon content and then they were like oh we're making a quadrillion dollars off everything else you don't necessarily need to put a bunch of effort into the anime dude if like you literally just I mean I think you could get away with just making a hi-omiizaki movie with pokemon in it if totoro were a snorlax it would make a trillion dollars oh my god you know like it it doesn't even need to be this like grand scale epic if you just put a lot of heart into a cozy little like one and a half hour romp oh my god yeah it'd be so good I mean we kind of got that right where we got pokemon um we got the one where like they're a hotel right what pokemon concierge that's what it was we got pokemon concierge where it was like oh man what if pokemon ran a hotel and they're like yeah it's not run super well like it was on netflix it was like a good little it was an attempt it was like a nice attempt from like the pokemon ip to be like hey listen we're gonna try a different form of content here and people liked it people liked it a lot yeah I mean yeah people are saying Pikachu people are saying who tried with detective Pikachu at least how dare you tell me how dare you tell me somebody tried anything with a detective Pikachu movie I'm telling you that at least they did something unique like they tried I'm not saying listen I'd trade in okay don't do something unique with the first live action pokemon movie what are you doing making the first live action pokemon movie not about a pokemon tournament what well Ryan Reynolds is Pikachu everyone will love that that's for somebody I'm sure I you're right it is the it is a pokemon equivalent of like the pets movie 100% there is there's an underground fighting ring sequence you know there there's a little bit of a not enough I guess you're right it was why that the first live action pokemon movie was just about a boy trying to find his dad like I would that's like being like hey let's make a dungeon meshy live action movie and nobody eats anything I would ruin you know what I would ruin ah man I all right all right all right all right what what Hayomi Izaki movie would you have to ruin to make detective Pikachu or even to turn to turn detective Pikachu into the into the pokemon like tournament battle you want like what's the proportional so like let's say detective Pikachu was a five out of ten right was that fair it's a five out of ten movie you would need to ruin a ten out of like to get five points you need to ruin like it what a ten out of ten Hayomi what are you writing down why do you look like you're crunching actual I have a crayon I'm sitting at a desk I'm sitting my desk right now is usually it's usually for making Legos it's a Lego building deck so I'm just covered I'm covered in hairless hairless brats dolls I thought you were like all right let's see so if detective Pikachu let's say a five out of ten yeah you would need I mean the general consensus is five out of ten I think the last time that we polled the the the US news it was a five out of ten here so we need to ruin I would ruin a castle in this guy we need probably like a ponyo or lower I'd say right ponyo or higher let's say amherst what what have you been ranking this is some Steven Universe stuff this is not for you I don't think you spelled amethyst right nope I don't even think you're close is there an R in there am I seeing an R oh my god why an amethyst dude I would sacrifice like I mean if it's my own ponyo is the right answer by the way ponyo yeah to get like that equivalent either that or a princess mononoke like that's how you get your like you replace every goddamn creature in princess mononoke with a pokemon I'm never watching movies again it'll ruin cinema with how good it is you okay so you have you have insinibores insinibores is the boars that try to fucking go after the iron temple the wolves would be I mean there's so many wolf pokemon um what is the what the one that goes by panel um lichenrock or lichenrock yep uh the monkeys are like bankies obviously that one's easy um the deer oh my god the deer is arceus holy shit yeah wow you could do this you could do you could do this big dude call him up call up whoever you have iomiyazaki you're gonna hate this idea should we move on to either a new subject or a new question that's a great question blast boy really good stuff here uh uh we got ten dollars from sonic boomers boom boom boom boom recently I watched the regular ipatch invincible wait I watched the regular ipatch is invincible still good key point he worked on tv animation with a 12 man team for shot composition comparison invincible has a four man team for this huh that's sick I think he's just telling us we watched some or he watched some gotcha I'm assuming this is super ipatch wolf or I put a super ipatch wolf said he worked on a tv animation with a 12 man team for shot composition but invincible only has four people which is insane yeah I mean look everybody I I think everybody knows that invincible is just like not getting the team or time it deserves but like yes at the end of the day in 10 years when invincible is over and people are looking back on it and recommending it and stuff no one's gonna be like you should totally watch this show uh by the way it only looks bad because here's the whole history of its thing like that's why it sucks like that's only relevant at the time of making it once if I'm looking at like an anime from the 80s and it looks like trash I'm not gonna look into imdb and be like oh well let me see how the animators were treated yeah well is that mark wallberg in the lead role here no wonder they didn't have budget for animation they were paying him yeah yeah I like I think at this point it's just like an oraboros of people being like the animation sucks well they don't have enough time well it still sucks you know like oraboros really really good stuff Dan snake eating its own tail that's that's that's that's I just didn't I didn't expect that out of you uh memerman says watch shubi-yogi Danny more bits nick steroids lol shubi-yogi what is that uh that's sh i b o y u g i shubi-yogi sounds like something I'd call my dog here we go it does that does sound like something you call ava specifically shubi-yogi shubi-yogi yeah um this yeah this looks fucking cool maybe I can't tell wait no maybe this is not cool no it's not good never mind this sucks yeah it's a bunch of little maids I don't know what have you done I thought it was like a bloodborting type of like aesthetic but I'm wrong you're wrong anyway what's the next one hand-to-mom asks so daemons are the concept of two halves that make a hole like left hand and right hand or upper jaw and lower jaw or yin and yang I see that makes sense so it'd be like so yeah it's not like what we've been say it'd be like top scissor and bottom scissor oh that's literally just a plot of that's literally kill a kill you're describing kill a kill uh thanks man and mom we're gonna do two more and then we will get to uh more stuff i bugman asks danie did you ever unbox my package I'd like to unbox your package danie I think so you made my face right I think so it's in my bedroom clay oh that's sick it was like I gotta make I gotta make someone's face out of clay um can I do yours and I don't know if I responded and then I sent it and pre-solaris says when are you guys gonna be on anime rl again or have I missed something we probably won't be they're doing great without us they don't need us anymore we're too busy doing this yeah I'm I'm too busy even when I take a week off I'm like this is too much 100 yes I am right there with you as somebody who only posted three three out of my regular five times last week I was perpetually stressed should we continue with our worst anime listing oh my god I forgot yep here we go are you ready for this you're ready for this let me find the list again okay what do you take a guess at what you think some of the top worst anime are keeping in mind well if one piece is number 14 uh we're gonna we're gonna have some we're gonna have some issues here I'm assuming if one port one piece number 14 and this person is complaining about the fact that one piece is riding goes to ship I'm assuming that they have very little patient uh so I'm assuming bleach is probably gonna be up there that's a show that makes you lose patience especially around like episode no once we're done with the soul society arc you're gonna lose patience um Naruto what you saying no bleach no bleach uh I'll say number patients with attack on Titan nope no attack on Titan number 10 is clan add after story I hear people like that I was gonna say I've never heard anybody say anything bad about clan add uh I've never like no one's ever been like wow clan add what a fucking nightmare of a show this is I'm looking up images of clan add and this is I mean it's 2007 it's 2007 is hell I don't know if I should talk about the show in a positive light actually because I'm looking at I'm looking at what appears to be an image of a man and a woman and a child but then there's a bunch of images of other children this game did get a switch game this anime got a switch game so it can't be that bad um number nine is one that you know one that you love one that I know and love what would you say when I when you say I love what a one out of ten uh ten is it hunter hunter no nine angel beats 9.5 assassination classroom look this is an unrelated question what would you rate Naruto out of 10 that's a honestly that's like that's a that's a question I almost don't have an it literally fluctuates day by day I'd say Naruto overall is like a 9.3 Naruto is good but I hate that it is the first influence on anime for kids I mean seriously why Naruto is it because it revolves around ninjas kids probably think oh ninjas ninjas come from Japan this is so from Japan why I would watch it but I don't want to be hanging around kids under 10 going something something jutsu it's so stupid they should show something else that is unrecognized but is a very epic anime with a great plot I watch anime that need to be more famous it's too bad they weren't able to show them to more people just because Naruto is still ongoing I like that he's like Naruto is taking up space for angel beats yeah okay so he's he's like he's the first thing they said is Naruto is good and and yet for some reason the show that you're admitting is good you're putting it number nine on your worst anime of all time also just because it's yeah just because uh fucking blood lad or prison school didn't get the the timing and the fucking air and runtime that you wanted them to have doesn't mean that it's Naruto's fault oh why is it popular it's ninjas no it's popular because it's good it's popular oh you wouldn't want to be around 10 year olds it would say something something jutsu why would you want to be around 10 year olds anyways I know I love that he's just mad that it's popular and he's like why do they air it so much I don't know people are watching it like that's just how television works he's like the like somebody was like oh my god I can't believe Akishima would have thought about ninjas of course that's of course it's gonna blow up the second that you include ninjas everybody watches it tell that the hell's paradise um number eight is lucky star which neither of us know I'm sure number seven is how do I give you a hint think it's a toy anime which toy anime do you think is the seven worst anime of all time as in as in the main characters or toys obviously not as in the main characters or maybe one main characters are toys anime a toy story animated all five you want all five of them you want to find them down I'm sure there's Japanese dubs what do you mean toy you mean toy oh oh oh oh oh oh oh like that it's based off a toy universe um no what dog like they sell toys it's designed to sell toys digimon no yuki oh one more guess okay take one take a breath and then take a guess what there's so many toy based universes well exactly it's bakugan I was I was literally just about to say bakugan no you don't even don't even fucking do it don't even you can't get up and even out me with bakugan you you could even buy bakugan from a guy trying to sell him I have bakugan now oh huge rolling out dog this is this is just damn boring all the characters are incredibly stupid the animation is awkward and the plot develops so slow I almost fell asleep I dropped the first season on the 15th episode watched about three episodes of the second season things got even worse there this isn't worth watching I guess that's fair I can't imagine bakugan's worse than like a beyblade though and beyblades not on the list I first I'm getting three seasons into bakugan before being like I think that's enough for me this guy's just looking for bad anime like how bored do you have to be like I don't know maybe I'll give bakugan another chance here number six you also know and you also love one out of ten let me I don't know but let me read you their notes and I'll censor them so it doesn't okay good good good yeah the first three episodes of the show were interesting but later on it was just a romance why did the blank end in episode 12 so quickly it just moved on to blank and that arc was terrible SAO I'm pretty sure yep yeah that is you're right I'm pretty sure even being dignity about somebody hating on SAO uh because they're right like even going back in watching SAO the first two of episodes are like from a like it created the isekai genre kind of perspective like they didn't create it but like it got it created the trapped in video game at least popularized it um but you go back and you're like oh this is still bad like even the good parts are still bad uh but it holds apart in my heart because it was like one of the first anime I've ever watched I can't even be indignantly mad but saying that SAO is a bottom five anime of all time is also just a brain rotted take because like why do you think it's popular also it's just a romance you start hooking up with osuna until like episode seven and then they barely spend any time with that yeah these are all like like bakugan I'm not shocked is like not a great anime but worst of all time have you seen the suicide squad anime have you seen the suicide squad anime what's the one I literally I reacted to one where it was like the worst anime of all time and it's like a bunch of girls flying mechs and they fighting giant squid monsters this is only like somebody else will know in the comments below but it's like yeah girls in mechs fighting giant squid monsters it's one episode it's an ova it's like based on a video game it's horrific I have no idea um number five uh from replacing all of the good voice actors the ones who didn't make you want to bash your ears in for the characters three quarters of the way through the blank generation to the constant replacing of former characters to the never-ending journey of blanks continuous losses uh this anime has been milked to hell and it obviously needs to go started off with a good idea and a nice concept and a lot of heart nowadays it's absolutely terrible not because it's new but because it's the same thing replacing characters replacing voice actors I the IP is milked to hell bleach isn't on the list you said that earlier is this is the end and it's new this is new well it's still coming out it started in like 1999 oh one piece no pokemon oh okay one piece was 14 brother oh yeah i completely forgot that we've already done one piece you're absolutely right here is it running but like okay i feel like you can't even think mars of destruction somebody got it oh wait no it's not mars of destruction it's the fucking no mars of destruction is another one uh there's also pupa um pupa's another one of those like truly horrific ones uh but yes uh i don't know hating on pokemon like do they replace the voice actors probably they probably got old yeah uh i'm gonna shotgun through the next four because i don't think we know them except for number one okay uh diabolic lovers is number four the fact that you watched an anime called diabolic lovers is on you iken is number three iken like the is that start with an e ek en everyone is i think 12 and also a triple g holy what am i before you google what am i oh my god this is horrific can you believe bakugan's only like four rungs below that no her toes like three spots from dude i i i feel like i'm being i just got put on a monitor list the second image when you look up iken from imdb mind you is a girl with gigantic blue hair uh with maybe the biggest hits i've ever seen animated eating a banana like i do this is insane um number two is school days i don't know what this is but it looks tame in comparison school days japanese drama series school days this i think this is actually a psychological horror if i remember i know this is a roman okay a lot of the when you look up school days there's a lot of uh like uh safe search blurring okay oh harem trope subversion apparently it's like uh it's i think it might be a reverse harem whoa people love diabolical lovers in the chat by the way and then and the number one is boku no pico which i think everyone knows why and how okay i so all right on this list on this list this guy's being like i hate that naruto is popular but also but also pedophilia is bad yeah like i like it look at like okay clearly clearly he like like he knows what that is nothing there's nothing between boku no pico and naruto like there isn't 40 different other like pedophilic anime between them clearly you're aware of like how bad anime can get and you're still like i don't like ninjas anyways i wish that yurika seven got more airtime shut up um should we move on to another anime that we want yeah let's talk about wistoria um this is the final episode of wistoria this is a this is a classic this is a classic um you know approach from wistoria here being like hey listen only some people are going to get the pass only some people are going to get to climb the tower it's a big graduation moment we're doing a rebuild there's a bunch of lore being explained uh but not really being explained uh we get to see will gets his he gets his mercedes cap whatever that means right uh and and that it's a big it's a big uh everyone's sad rosti's dead episode everyone's sad that rosti's dead but rosti's not dead because i think rosti was like literally created to protect will like i like i'm my my current my current theories that rosti is like a homunculus created to like keep an eye on will dude i i literally wrote in my notes uh is finne secretly rosti and then deleted it because i didn't want to get out it as being an idiot finne is the secretly rotten i mean what do you mean finne is the blonde kid who like taught kind of taught will courage you know oh danny that's genius because because finne doesn't show up until like rosti does oh duke and like fins down dude fins down in the dungeons and so he was like oh listen i'll keep i'll keep a rosti up top like because like rosti presents himself too well and he's like i'm gonna stick with you i'm your roommate i'm staying here and then and then he dies rosti's shown at the end of the episode he's still alive because he's a monk he's remade um i did say uh my biggest note from this episode is that she owned started clapping before collette uh which brings me to the conclusion that this show i mean this show gay as hell i mean this show is trying to do and by the way kershiawi is a topic that we're gonna come to later because our comment section apparently have already started to make you x whore hey kershiawi uh man this is my you told them that season this is a season for kershiawi dude between i i i think i willed it into existence because i texted you and we talked about how much yaoi content is going to be made about olgrio uh in key free and my entire feed is just white hair on black hair yaoi right now and she on being the tsundere to will but still being the first person to clap for me like i acknowledge his courage i just kershiawi out the wazoo dog yeah i like that bit i also like um them being like will does know a spell it's courage and that's fun i feel like the project policy of everyone being like put bullshit and it's like oh wait no we are cool this like that was funny i know i love when she's like all who agree say so with your applause and there's like no applause i want to be like shit my bad misread the room will give me your diploma back rips up rips up the hat like i i'm sorry i thought i thought we'd be cooler about this yeah um so yeah that was cool like i said i'm excited for like what's on the horizon for witch hat because this did feel like just such a prologue the last season and a half yeah i do like scion being the first one to clap so he's she on in japanese and scion in english oh and scion and i know what scion means but how about you tell me how about you tell how about you tell the chat i've never known it's like watcher right what is a scion daniel once again i know i know but i know scion as a core um i know scion as an enemy you're frequently fighting in video okay uh danny i i'd like to can you uh recede into everything nice you've said about straw hat mitis uh he's been in the comments and he's been too funny uh and he just said why is there a regular size ruler behind actually panamom can you ban straw hat mitis yeah go ahead and try my this i i he can be gone now he can be gone that's good enough that's that's we don't we don't know i do the bits i mean dan you do the bits uh he's carrot top i'm carrot junior i'm carrot bottom he's carrot top uh and yeah uh that's that's enough ban him out i want him gone that's good that's good stuff um anyway yeah but this was fine you know it's like it feels like a exiting of the prologue and then into the rest of season two yeah uh and the first like 10 minutes the first 10 minutes of uh this episode for some reason looked like season one quality like they like they shrink they shrink like the uh the the perspective or something they put like black bands on the top and everything just looks way prettier uh it was it was very very it was very a fun episode uh not my favorite episode this hasn't been my favorite season but i feel like we're heading in the right direction um panamom you don't actually have to ban him i was kidding it was a duke uh but can we talk about a man do we talk about marriage talks in a utapo historian where where do or which hat where do we go from here i can't i don't know which one did you like more probably you i mean probably which hat i'd say i'm i'm like middle on both of them these are both like not the best episodes of their season but i feel like they're leading into like they're the part ones of what feel like a two-part type of thing 100% they both very much leave they both leave you being like oh i can't wait to see what happens in the next episode kind of thing uh let's talk about marriage talks in first because uh this episode is a very heavy action episode like it's basically just poison master versus sound master uh and we just see the sound master in like a myriad of different myriad of different like like comforting ways like i don't know like he's trying to keep his body in like top knots he was in massage chairs and hot tubs and x and y and z uh and this shows power system is it's kind of funny because it's something we've talked about very frequently where we're like oh the less restrictions you put like the less you try to explain your power system the more freedom you have and that couldn't be truer with this universe yeah they're they're taking like a approach to what sound should and shouldn't be able to do yes where he's just like creating illusions and ghosts in people's mind yeah uh he's like but like it's also like not illusions maybe like like there's he's creating like a gigantic kaiju like he creates a gigantic like like a no-faced kaiju that like is actually trapped in the roots whenever our main character whose name i refuse to learn like uses growth serum on all of the trees and like actually catches them so it's like oh your sound like sound creates illusions that's we've done that forever that that's like that's like preliminary rounds in Naruto we're using bells to create sound based genjutsu happens all the time actually creating like constructs of sound that's why i was like oh what exactly are we doing yeah yeah well i don't remember did the kaiju like interact with anything or are they just seeing him um did the kaiju ever interact with anything or yeah because like yeah everyone sees him but then also we see his fist get stuck in all of the roots he's like oh yeah and that could have been like a metaphor for the fact that he's using he grows the trees and he's now you can't maintain your tune kind of thing yeah so yeah that's i have no idea yeah um but no i mean like i said i this wasn't the best episode of marriage talks and i think but also i got really hyped when the dude pulled out a violin when he's just like creates a violin with his voice that was awesome yeah it was rad um and i also i love the dude's design he's literally just reggie but i loved reggie and that's why i like this guy i think yeah he's just like you just want to start pulling out receipts i mean he kind of did he pulled out receipt for a violin and started busted he started hitting that fiddle like he was in a fight with a devil yeah boy did he uh all right well with that out of the way now let's talk about witch hat adelie's seventh episode here so uh i told danie and danie danie didn't believe me uh and i've been getting so many fun tick talks of people being like when the new black and white cats are introduced kind of thing or people being like uh the english dub of the english dub of squid games were the main characters like i've played these games before but it's all images of gojo gojo and ghetto everyone just being like i fucking i've seen i've seen this yeah we happen before uh but this episode is really fun from the perspective of like seeing how olgrio and keyfree approach teaching in different ways uh because obviously there's like like keyfree i would say is more acutely aware of what's going on in the heads of all the girls while olgrio is like listen we got like these girls need to experience a lot of things in order to like actually become well-rounded witches so keyfree's kind of the helicopter parent and olgrio's like well they're only going to learn in hands-on capacities uh and we we learned a little bit about a god story her backstory which is just classic like born into a royal clan of mages probably though like it's like the noel like the noel from black clover where it's like oh you were supposed to be an overachiever you probably aren't as overachieving as your very successful like siblings and because of that you have an inferiority complex yeah it is like exactly what you expect out of uh agat's backstory considering what her character is yeah i'm interested i'm interested to see like how they twist and turn it and stuff like that yeah but um yeah i mean it was pretty it was a cool episode agat gets out there and helps out coco fucking save a child the biggest stuff was like well one your face has a water sword well yes of course i feel like you're underselling what happens to this i feel like i feel like you don't remember which is crazy because this episode came out today what happens in this episode they go they go to save this kid and the carriage and stuff which mind you which mind you that kid's gonna die that kid's gonna die in a week in a month they're like i don't that kid's not his legs got crushed like he he gets up first off he gets crushed by a boulder and then everyone's immediately they're like oh oh he's fine i i use this i use this wind spell to levitate us up it's like but one his organs are gone like his organs in his legs are gone he's pinned down by a rock i don't care how soft that sand is below him uh but the the biggest part about this episode honestly is the ending well yeah i was getting to that chronologically but you're being like oh this episode is fine this is the middle of the road episode for which had its lyae well just because the last two minutes are exciting doesn't mean the whole episode's great remember when rosti died first off as somebody who's built their entire sexual career off making the last two minutes exciting i'd i'd appreciate if we don't describe it as a mid it's different when the last two minutes are also the first two minutes nick your experience is different from the show uh you'll be the first off we'd be lucky if we're getting two minutes honestly um well what's his face key for he has a water sword which is rad it was i love they're taking this whole like he doesn't like he doesn't like water thing so far okay i thought he was just like yeah i don't like getting wet maybe i have a little bit of ocd who knows but he's like literally fighting back against the river and he's like yeah i hate you too water yeah he was like the waters are you a cat he was like the water i hate is making this very difficult and i was like that's probably not a necessary additive right now that's like um you pointed out something very funny though that was was put into our comments after we talked about the the olgrio keyfree shipping possibilities where it was um uh he hates water and olgrio has rings that dry you out which i thought was very funny yeah that's very cool also his name is ol rugio ol rugio okay what he's guys he's been in the show for two episodes i haven't read this manga why are you angry i'm just because it's not even you i very politely just corrected no i'm sorry that's you're not in my head somebody astro clam sent nick pronounces character's name correctly challenge level impossible and i got triggered by that and then you immediately brought something up i'm sorry you were on there was that shotgun shell wasn't meant for you i just the trigger got pulled accidentally i just love that i could be like oh actually it's not tuesday it's wednesday and you're like oh i'm sorry i'm not mr calendar that was absolutely you were absolutely an innocent bystander in that in the anger i'm so sorry um fucking but yeah the uh oh the end of the episode is so hype it's so exciting we got to see the the knights moralists they look great oh dude they're my literal last note is knight moralists design is sick they look so good just the colors pop so hard considering everyone else they're big dumbass winged hats i like that they're just a bunch of isawas yes yeah they all have their like binding cloths and all of that and that brings us to the reason they pulled up in the first place because koko deletes an entire embankment like she tries to use a a rock exploding seal kind of thing to turn this rocket to sand and destroys an entire embankment she must be getting framed i mean i think that's not a hot take but at the same time everything we know about the power system is that like a small seal can't do a big spell and so unless koko unrolled a tarp that has a big fucking spell on it how could she turn this whole riverbed into sand that's very usually thinks she's being framed because that's not at all where my mind went i like my mind went like oh like because of like her influence from the the the tipped caps or whatever the brim caps um i feel like she yeah a little ever if they're all fedora and they're just writing their fucking discord messages to you um i think that she like has mixed up in her mind a combination of the magic she's seen from keyfree and all of the girls and magic that she's like saw in her magical book like i think maybe like i think she added to her sigils or something or like she like made it too complex or something um or or it's like or her ink or like the way that like she imbues magic into like i feel like there might be like an imbuement of magic like the way that she imbues magic into her ink is like inherently powerful or forbidden ways yeah i don't know i i buy your first theory where like i like the idea that maybe she just fucked it up and she's like i don't know they're all circles they all fucking look the same just lines of how hard could it be at least at this point we don't know of any like chakra system like the reason they keep uh how they do magic a secret is because literally anybody can do it yes and like being better than one which is just a matter of literal artist talent not so much like oh well he has the the magic reserves the mod of the ancient god from centuries ago alex morson actually asked a pretty good question here uh they asked how do big circles mean stronger when keyfree did water dragon with like a hand-sized circle right oh maybe that is a chakra like thing right i think it's complexity because like well what's interesting though is like in this little episode the water sword he's like oh it's powerful there's a bunch of little seals on it but there's on and there's enough of them that i could split the ocean with this and so like that's kind of like a if that's like a numerous thing like that's but that brings us back to this idea that oh if the circle small it's not as powerful yeah it could be just it's like dense with seals like making a small one just means you can't like fill it up with a lot unless you're really skilled be interesting if like speed also plays a part i don't think it does i don't think it does either it doesn't but you know i don't know that is a good question good question everybody good question good yeah good probably listen we're all trying to figure out what's happening in witch head it's heli and i love it every single week um but yeah so i mean that's that's basically all that happens at this episode i mean i think yeah there's a lot of fun i think we're gonna get like a reveal of the knights moralist there's gonna be some issues here obviously she's not gonna get her memories wiped we're gonna see either keyfree or uh what is it oh r uh what is it oh oh rugiel oh rugiel or oh rugiel like sweep in and save them kind of thing um what's gonna be fun it's gonna be interesting to see what happens uh but that's not until next week should we go back to our super chat corner here yes sir and then it's time for super chat corner king venom asks how do i challenge you to a beyblade battle danie how do you challenge me to come to a con and let it rip baby answered for me and ironically if you walk up to danie if you guys want danie well one we remember the majority of the people that walk up to us in cons because you're all very special and we love you that being said if you walked up to danie in a con with not only a beyblade arena but also a bay to rip against him uh and informed him probably prior to like bring his own beyblades i think danie would talk about you for years to come like if you guys actually want to leave a lasting impression on danie at a con this is me this is me his best friend giving you the hacks here just challenge him to a beyblade tournament he'll love it he'll absolutely live for it correct uh the lone super crooks fan uh first off that's not true i love super crooks says what pokemon could you beat in a one v one and what pokemon could two wolves beat oh great question uh what in terms of a pokemon i'm beating in a one v one any insect type ditto he turned into you though i can kick my ass if anyone's kicking my ass it's me i you know your weaknesses but then again so would ditto i don't think no i don't know i don't think ditto has the killer instinct that i would have i've always said if i get into a real fight the first thing i'm doing is biting the jugular and i don't think the jugular is gonna have scope of the balls does ditto have ditto does have ball ditto does have reproductive organs on account of the fact that we use ditto as a fuck slot i think ditto just is a reproductive organ i don't think it has balls i think it's all it was just all purple labia yeah it's like the same as like fucking jello and then the jello has your baby yes honor percent i what's the strongest pokemon you could beat in a one v one probably ditto because it's me right i mean they're all magic yeah but you're just you're just saying that you could beat yourself in a fight if i can get the if i have prep time and that prep time is just getting behind an elect orb and then i kick it and then it's self you roll it down the hill and itself the struct halfway down the hill yeah oh the eggs i could beat the eggs but that's not of course you could beat the already cracked egg job you mean you can be exitor before it turns into anything important i don't know what's the strongest you could be like a pikachu if you're wearing a suit of rubber maybe i mean ash for stuff ash tanks so many electrical blasts i feel as though i feel like i could tank more electricity than a 12 year old boy all right i feel like i could probably beat like mankeys or mankeys are kind of small rillaboom no rillabooms like a gorilla rillabooms a gorilla with a drum set he's a rillaboom with a drum set what is what is uh what is um what is impoleon what's the before impoleon is impoleon what is he prin plop prin plop i could fuck prin plop up oh what's the cloud what's the cloud bird uh ulteria ulteria i'm fucking ulteria shit up you can't be any bird they fly it's got a whole gadget you'll get it i don't even think you could be a regular bird with intent to kill you i could a hundred percent i could kill a hundred birds how tall is ponita uh pony size probably if you does ponita's fire hurt you now ash rides it yeah ash does ride a ponita right oh yeah ponita is two feet and seven inches tall that doesn't feel right at all i could probably beat up a machop that's good not a machamp a machamp would rip you in half with all four arms yeah oh that's good answer charmeleon charmeleon probably well he breathes fire dodge do i get like a shield i know you get a you get a i'll give you i'll give you three layers of clothes okay i'll give you i'll give you the ability to stop drop and roll a three layers of my choosing 100 yes 100 make them as fire retard as you want not wool wasteful wait like i'm trying to remember i'm trying to remember what you want to wear in a fire starch i don't know this is a good question that's a great question what pokemon could you beat a one do you want what pokemon could beat two wolves is also a good question i mean there's a lot of them what what pokemon could two wolves a beat what pokemon i you got to get into the legendary dogs conversation there then what what do you genuinely think is the strongest pokemon you could beat genuinely think the strongest pokemon like uh arcanine if you get no if you get no weapon arcanine brother arcanine is a police dog arcanine is used as a police dog i listen i'm saying yeah but he's gigantic and breathes fire i'm saying i'm not saying i stand a good chance i'm saying the pokemon that i could have maybe on a good day best case scenario beat arcanine how tall do you think arcanine is without like standing on two paws four feet tall six three he's a horse but there's a great period i don't like my chances against it and it's like three and a half feet tall not standing up i think if we yeah if it's like a fight to the death the strongest i could probably be is machop wait wait wait what about like the mythics what about like the lake what about like the lake mythics like a celibate yeah what about a celibate i'd fucking i'd stomp a celibate to death yeah that's fair nothing there's nothing you can't be you have to be something that's made out of flesh you can't beat anything that's like like a rock type or a steel type like i could oh you know it's a good answer size or he has knives for hands he's an insect he's an insect i'm punching straight through his shit how tall is size or uh five eleven you're not fighting a size or fighting a thing or what about what about what is oh wait no not trap pinch what's the other one that has a tritini oh fucking killer i'll kill oh i destroy a tritini oh my god um trap inch are you talking about pincers yes pincers pincers all teeth pincers oh you have to you get around the teeth he's not built for movement um mark pingris he's generally listed with a height of six four if you were wondering mark pingris the pokemon jeff goldblum what what who's who's a mark pingris it's like a like a fucking college basketball guy okay uh recognized recognized as the pinnoy sagaragi sagarugi are you having a stroke any of this clocking with you what what's happening pincer is four foot eleven oh i could be that's that's my cap that's my cap i like i like my chances of beating a pincer uh i'll take a hair across i'm not fighting a pincer what a hair across wait hold up am i am i not remembering what a hair oh okay i like i like hair across i thought you uh i think you're talking about uh what's the one with the x on its face the x on its face it uh it it's uh fucking ice or metal type um it's got four arms it's got like the four like it's like it's like a quadruped and it's flat i have no idea yeah whatever anyway yeah i like my chances of getting red gigas my favorite pokemon is regi gages i think that i may be the only one because every time there's a i don't remember the rest of it that was my fucking that's exactly what i wanted from you uh really good question the lone supercooks fan uh the lone supercook fan also asked what's the best studio ghibli fan uh film how's moving castle i think it's mononoke uh yay uh yonik chill on the blood lad jokes it was gas it was literally tumblr and fucking z- no it was tumblr and what's the one where they sell dildos in the back um what are you talking about the store where they sell dildos and shit in the back and it sells like really bad goth clothes in the front hot hot sponsors oh spencers it was spencers the anime it was like 2011 literally distilled down to a fine wine um sonic boomer sends ten dollars fairy tale broke my ability to judge fan service and other anima has a show damaged or influence your ability to judge parts of other shows really good question oh i don't know really good question i would say that for a long time considering that i started like with sao and high school dxd i also didn't really like identify fan service as like a bad thing but i was also 17 years old chainsaw man and saunda have redefined like have made me realize that anime can talk about sexual themes without being like overtly goonirish i would say that takabe's original sin changed how i look at direction and anime um and honestly get a lot of and the throw in jay's okay in there and all of the other uh and the early and dawns it on all those kinds of things there's been a big directorial push in terms of like we need to make actual film and not just adapt manga here that's made it more difficult to watch kind of standard manga like shonen adaptations like the later seasons of mha but not the last seasons of mha like the last season of mha took the approach that modern day shonen is taking uh but like season seven specifically suffered from other anime surpassing it from a directorial standpoint really good question um i bugman asked i made the mistake of making your face before you were hot and the pochita for the pod love you guys i believe that is in reference to your face that was created out of clay yeah and now i'm hot so i'll take that i'll take that part of the comment um astro sent this in before danie corrected nick um they are not trying to double down i don't know what the oh gosh got you got you got you got you uh nick i beg you to pronounce characters name correctly it's pronounced or ogeo and key for ogeo well i was saying chief re i have no idea um blast boy says which ten youtubers would be oh this is another great question what ten youtubers would you bend ten transform into so mr beast is like your alien x right oh mr beast is absolutely your alien x i mean that's like i need to pay for dinner my god i hope i get the rich one um i give me mr beast like it's not like i like him as a youtuber i just would love to be a billionaire uh super ipatch wolf because i love his voice um give me uh give me the slow mo guys oh because i feel like you get a bunch of cool cameras and shit yeah i feel like they just have some some day in some scenario knowing what everything looks like in slow motion is gonna come in handy for them specifically 100 i'm gonna need that on my wrist also because their gimmick is so much there was the first guys would be like what if we blew things up in slow motion and they made a quintillion dollars off it and their their entire job is just to be like whoa balloons are crazy at one frame per hour give me a markiplier if i ever need to have sex with somebody in the next 15 seconds i was gonna say oh but if you want to go even for that evin fong maybe um from van van os gaming he's hot and talented wait wait that's a throwback evin fong um who's that dude who's like who's that guy who's like what's my favorite element zorkubium now i know you've never heard of this before but actually do you know what i'm talking about i know exactly you're talking about science bitch fuck who you talking about uh yeah i know vanos right somebody in the chat will tell us immediately uh you know what i want and this is i would love to get your approval on this one i'd like to get the try guys but you get a random try guy every time so like yeah you can be you gene and you can like go have an incredible time being hot and like and queer and like like beloved by everyone but then sometimes you're like try guys and you get mad and you're like i have to riot i have to be nasty net in the aew no that's so funny v sauce v sauce is him that's your gray matter he's the brains of your operation 100 uh give me michael uh who's the guy who's in china with ludwig uh michael j lasers another one if you want to if you want another gray matter it's like an engineering degree and also being hot as shit god what a game you want a strong one oh give me jim bro oh give me jim science yeah you want oh fucking are you talking about dom mazetti yeah what don mazetti give me dom mazetti if i want to be fucking yoke i need like i need to open a can of pickles i'm like give me dom mazetti here let's do two more i'm trying to think of i'm weighing between like just who i like and abilities because i don't have moist critical gives me any abilities moist critical gives you nothing you don't already have yeah you're short harry and sassy you're already charlie are you kidding me michael rieve is the name that's the one uh give me ryan hega okay just for good or just for good old times just for yeah just for the sake of it yeah give me a chat and then filthy frank filthy frank final one that's our for a music career yeah give me goji joji or whatever his name is yeah his actual his actual one year and that's our 10 i'll take give me a my last one give me a chat chat because i love her shit and she's way funnier than me and we have no women in our omni tricks yeah oh dude jenna jenna marv jenna marbles would have been a good one in there as well yeah i never watched her she was like before my time uh that's fair that she was very much a one point hour that's a very good question uh and then our last one here is from cam rob that was the name cam robin's name my high school roommate uh my favorite part oh do you mean that dude who sends glitter bombs to scammers oh you want to be um we need like an engineer dude oh that's why i went with j laser uh the guy who used to work at nasa he does make sick shit uh then cam rob says my favorite part of the soad s o d e not sure what that is it's how excited that's what we in the business called the episode oh oh yeah because because api is is too much to add on to that it's how excited a got uh got that the child was in danger should improve herself as a witch scary hope this continues dude honestly which i to tell you hate is such a good job of being like you know this character you love they're kind of fucked up in a very subliminal like like oh we're hinting at it kind of way yeah mark robert that's what it is yeah oh fps russian fps russian was such a good choice it was right there oh that's so good okay hold on real quick just for the tick tock if they condense it down mr beast fps russian for the guns mark robert uh mark mark robert for something i don't know who that is engineering he's the one who makes the glitter bombs for engineering markiplier for his seductive capabilities and also he's kind of big his sex appeal 100 we also want dom mazetti uh that's going to be our that's going to be our forearms that's like opening up with an open who's fast i show speed i don't know what he's actually known for that's a great speed pick yes who's a ghost who's something fucking oh what oh what's that guy's name oh i hope he's i almost made a really i was made a really morbid joke about like a a very popular dead youtuber a corpse husband is he still alive and well he's he's alive and well yes okay who was the who was the minecraft youtuber that everybody loved that very tragically oh fucking what's his name yeah uh i know what you're talking about yeah i was like that's that's where my mind would immediately you know it's like no it's have a little respect for a guy everyone loves um yeah and we also we also wanted um we want to write hega what ryan hega ba ba ba who else our alien ex is already are already mr beast mr beast uh and then i'm trying to remember who the other ben 10 the original aliens are oh techno blade yeah yeah techno blade that's our yeah that's our that's our games are just like we need to be we need to pass a charisma check yeah um but all right that's everything that's everything we got here uh do you have any news this week do you want to do a quick i got this a little late in the game a mother's day game oh yeah dude mother's days uh was yesterday let's do a mother's day game let's do a mother's day game for this mother's day pod we've put together another describe the character game so what i'm going to do to you nick is i'm going to describe a character and you're going to guess who it is i don't like when we do mother's day stuff well i'm actively with my mother on this podcast because i here is why we have to do it what do you say here's why we have to do it today okay because shon asked your mom and my mom to describe these different characters and we have to see who they're talking about i have to get dinner with my mother in like a half hour i need you i need you to know that this is usually this usually is nice because like there's time and space they're like oh my mom lives 4 000 miles away i am i'm i'm going to see my mother when i walk out of this door yeah uh yeah shon was insistent we played this today the first one is my mom so that should be easy uh also i know the answer because it's kind of peeking up so only you will guess okay my mom said this character is a gladiator mom with some deadpool gloves looks like the kind of mom who grounded her kids in 300 bc and they're still grounded my mom's got jokes my mom's got jokes your mom's gotta be our unofficial third here um this is the exact face i used to give danie when he pretended he didn't hear me call his name a gladiator mom with deadpool gloves black and red gloves yeah who looks like she grounded her her kids in 300 bc and they're still grounded so this is an upset looking woman who is a gladiator and is wearing gloves and she's a mother try to think of a mom who wears armor and red and black gloves it's so like obvious looking at it it's not an anime that should narrow it down oh it's not an cartoon yeah it's a cartoon it's a cartoon she wears armor and it's a cartoon that we would talk about five seconds five seconds four three two one final answer deathstroke gender swapped nope ambessa oh ambessa i forgot about her rune gloves oh my god yes that's that's good that's good she also does look like she grounded her kids 100 and that's kind of the entire plot of arcade actually is that ambessa tries to ground her children okay this next one um both our moms answered this nix mom she's always wanted a baby of her own and would steal to get it even walk through fire why was that beautiful what i'm starting to feel like that my mother and my mother first off minds you who had both me and my sister so far as i can know but maybe i am adopted i'm starting to feel that i could be it's just a selfie of your mom yeah she'd do anything for her kids and my mom goes this demon mom has a tail that looks like the arm slash tentacle of the octopus in spider-man and a body like a linebacker parentheses great ass let's settle down here she has she has the my mom's forgetting what game this is she's she's like an al Pacino in that movie and she's gonna go right ass she has the energy of someone who would walk through a burning building a school recess fight and a classroom just to make sure her baby gets a warm bottle she looks like she's been fighting demons but honestly that's just being a mom on the daily my mom needs to be fucking your mom needs to start doing creative right shut up your mom needs to start doing creative writing is what needs to happen your mom's a bucket your mom's an artist but honestly yeah that's just being a mom she'll put that on that's on a mug that's getting printed onto a mug tomorrow um who do you think it is i don't have the answer there's a tail she's a tail she's built like a linebacker they both said she looks like she would walk through fire to save her children how much you want to bet it sell or is it the fucking the guy from the ant arc the camera ant arc we're talking about a tail we're talking about it like a prehensile tail she's like it's like we're talking about like a tail with like claws almost yeah he might be sell a sale doesn't have kids sell junior no yeah he's sell walking in sell i think it's sell but sell has a sell has a needle like we're talking about like i think your mom's seeing like all the claws at the end of a tail here what do you think five seconds oh my god this is tough body like a linebacker is it i who has a tail body like a linebacker is different and great ass demon burning bill they both mentioned fire that's why i want to say mario but mario doesn't have kids and or a tail or yeah locking in lock something in she'd walk through i don't know i i genuinely don't know all right i'll go sell oh oh oh oh is it is it is it shinra's mom it is shinra's mom it is shinra's mom it's the virgin mary it's the virgin mario fire force what a pull my mom keeps giving soliloquies and your mom gives a one sentence answers yeah it sounds like the difference between your mother and mine this next one uh my mom she looks like the mom who would show up to career day dressed like a can can dancer or ready for a strip pole but honestly she looks young to be a mom the vibe she gives is yes i sing dance and pack lunches and my staff is 12 personalities in my head okay she is a mom who would sing to you in musical sing song even when you don't want her to a lot of clues a lot of helpful stuff there you want to know what your mom said i sure i feel like your mother i feel like i ever we really need to sit your mother down and like talk to her like set her up with rose about like writing the story you like writing our comic here uh your mom goes girls just want to have fun that's helpful i feel like obviously both of them are getting like party girl dynamics from this mom here i was just waiting for one of them to be like my mom's is like a two paragraph essay about the character and then your mom is just like shon let me hang up yeah please i'm i'm literally it's tax season um yeah what mom has a party girl vibe from anime yes i sing dance and pack lunches and my staff is 12 personalities in my head is it the mom this is a weird call out is it the mom from buddy daddy's who's like a loud one she's like a lounge singer oh i don't a mom who likes to have fun god i don't know that lock in buddy daddy's mom how do buddy daddy's mom yeah i don't know all right it's i hoshino oh my god i just said the mom from ocean oh co it is i hoshino god damn it she is young to be a mom that's literally the point of the show yeah that's the whole show you're right good at this the mom from the hawker show also would have been a great answer she's like famously a drunk danie's mom this mom is literally bones but somehow still more put together than i am on a monday she gives off the vibe of the joker's mom who says i may be dead but i'm still disappointed you didn't take the garbage out if her feet are the measurement for anything they are huge um i don't know if that applies to women mom but yeah it's more of a dog thing she has no friends so she has to play dress up your mom is tough your mom is hard mode but she has no friends so she has to play dress up yeah so this is like a person who's like getting dressed is this the mom is this is this uh who is literally bones i think this might be the mom from kill lock hill i think this might be satsuki satsuki kiro wings mother okay locking in yeah i believe this might be she's like the one who makes all of the fabrics and kill lock hill no you're so wrong do you want to take another crack at it think kormin sandiego oh karmin sandiego is that from that's from anchor man right no that's from karmin sandiego what is karmin sandiego what she's an icon first off she's like a computer game that teaches you about where things are specifically sandiego i get good it was just sandy a sandiego knees propaganda um and she's a show anyway it's the out acro silky she's bones i guess so she plays dress up is fucked up for my mom on account of the fact that her entire plot is just her losing her children and selling her body um danny's mom she looks like she's tipping her cap at me not sure which smile is hers that's interesting her own face is smiling great teeth and looks like she would like to be in the fetal position crying saying i'm fine in the cvs store um this is the energy of a woman generating these prompts like what's happening this is the energy of a woman who has been asked what's for dinner one too many times oh my god i know who it is and your mom goes nick before hair plugs if this all the oh what it's gotta be some it's gotta be some bald it's gonna be some bald bitch what's going on whoa it's gotta it's gotta be that's so funny my mom cooked my ass she's gotta be a mom who has like no hair right like it's gotta be like she looks like she's been asked what's for dinner for too many times she's stressed out she's balding what mom is balding tipping her cap at me not sure which smile is hers her own face is smiling less two smiles and bald who's bald like that's things like what i thought i thought it was the fuck i thought it was the titan that like eats Eren's mom at first or nagisa's mom she also does like early unsettling big smile but like nick before hair plugs like i would say vegeta i was like i was like is it vegeta this one's cheating this one's so funny why this is so funny it's a mom technically the chat saying is it kenjaku yeah it is kenjaku you before ever those who don't see it's literally the image of kenjaku lifting up the cap of his head so my mom's just calling two smiles that's so funny dude tipping the cap the head removed that's so funny um danny's mom she has no feet flying in the air and horns that look like daggers coming out of her head she is as white as edward in twilight i think i might know who this is uh with a wand from harry potter i don't know who this is i wouldn't even mess with her this mom has the vibe of someone who grounded an entire universe she looks like she'd say i brought you into this world and i can absolutely take you out next mom sees no evil but is evil is the fucking jjk thing with the horns come on i'm a mom yeah is that a mom honomies no honomies a curse to the cursed spirit who's like the like the the idea of the earth kind of thing it's like i like the like all the all the fucking like just being pissed off about like deforestation there what's clear is that the eyes are covered um yeah eyes are covered horns and the evangelist what's the evangelist the evangelist is the thing like how many of the god from fireport nope it's from norito big wand is cheating big wand is cheating it's a sword got a big sword and it's a it's a lady yeah from naruto a lady from naruto who's got a big sword and who has horns on their head nope has a horn has horns and a sword kakya yep kakya has a sword oh no that's not a sword it's a chakra rod gotcha that is a good call sees no evil what are you what are they talking about what is that i should have you're talking about nothing else cuck is three that's the whole cuck is more eyes than most um danie's mom she reminds me of uncle howdy from white six wwe wrestling that's that is that is simply the most common ever typed out ever oh yeah dan you remember you remember uncle howdy from wwe 2004 uh and is not covering her boobs she looks like the mom who screams your full government name from across the block and suddenly every kid in town uh high tails it this is the energy of a woman who has had enough nix mom where's their heart outside of their chest that's gotta be the most helpful one i don't know who it is but who's got their fucking heart outside their chest yeah i wanted to say lust but like lust obviously like i don't know why my brain went to look because the oraboros mark is right there kind of thing um where's their heart outside their chest what would that even what would that even mean and then your mom said your mom's just talking about how fed up all of these mothers are so i think you need to call your mother after this by the way i think i think this one this one's also you'll literally never get this this is such a like specific image of this specific character it's from attack on titan oh attack on titan a mom is it yamir it is yamir oh oh god shod what the hell that's so hard um yeah you know uh you know uncle howdy from why it's six wwe wrestling yeah because he would like once painted a rib cage onto the front of his body she could be captain uh this is my mom danis mom says she could be captain crunch's wife or ursula i dressed similar to her at colossal con one year she has two moods sweet gg or mom uh that is what they call me gorgeous grandma my mom's making this too much about herself 100 who who gives you candy and warlord who will flip a table if you don't stop leaving the lights on and my mom goes honestly can relate but again karen you're making this too much about yourself i really do think you need to call karen after this episode next mom looks like looks like she has a son that won't fucking call her back yeah next mom only the captain of the ship could love this one i know this one easily this is the easiest this is the easiest one by almeida what almeida alveda is the name you're looking for but no big mom it is big mom i think we only have two more cool that one was easy danis also her saying warlord and candy is also very funny those are very the very good cells danis mom well hello single super momma with an outfit like bat girl i'm gonna stop reading um well that was why is your mom so horny for animated women i'm so horny all the time apparently uh gorgeous with curves in all the right places and gogo boots i think i know who this is uh she looks she looks like the mom who works full time saves the world on weekends and still remembers everyone's dentist appointments mama said the same goddamn thing in five different ways about 100 um meanwhile i forgot where i put my keys usually in the freezer but most of the time i can relate i thought my mom just like was talking to shon at one point like yeah just like oh fuck by the way i forgot my keys i gotta go yeah shon just accidentally trying transcribing karen fucking going way off topic the uh next mom the only mom born with legs like these i don't think fey valentine is a mom now that i think about it though fey valentine isn't a mother also not dressed like cat cat girl i imagine look we're talking like bat girl what bat girl i guess it's the same kind of but still i'm thinking like black latex body suit kind of situation here like go what is it gogo boot is that a is that a is that a big fey valentine where's gogo boots it's like knee-high leather boots gotcha okay so we're talking about a mom who's thick everyone's saying you're no but you're doesn't wear boots will you wear boots i think your wears heels brother if either of us know yours footwear like that it would be it would probably be me that's fair um but also your wears a dress she's not dressed like bat girl now she's got a black like all belts type deal with the little needles i mean i guess it could be a but like yours not actually it's not your i was gonna say i was gonna say miss midnight doesn't have kids she's a cat same show think like just fucking thick as hell but also an insane thigh gap this is actually kind of insane from mh so it's mha is what we're saying yeah yeah not hell with a thigh gap and is a hero but also a mother trying to think of moms oh nana shimora uh nana as in nana shimora it's nana baby yes she's the only mother superhero in the whole story uh okay last one danie's mom sexy school teacher in the bed with a marge simpson hairdo she has the vibe of a mom who bakes cookies knit come on it's the last one buddy this is the last one this is what it's all about come on buddy it's my mom i'm an empath and it hurts me to watch you have to do this she has a vibe of a mom who bakes cookies gives life advice and then casually pulls out a basketball bat like who upset my kids again this is like the same description of everyone why don't i think it's bayonetta she's adorable and terrifying the perfect combo nix mom none gone bad i need your mom to be way more descriptive and way more embarrassing wait no hold up she might she might be cooking she might be cooking something you're none gone bad yeah why do i still think it's bayonetta i there's no way bayonetta's on here i listen when your mom said marge simpson haircut i thought about a big cone of hair going up that's bayonetta it's not bayonetta it's definitely an anime we love this anime my mom actually cooked so hard with this your mom i don't even know what she was looking at wait don't think none gone bad oh god fucking granny psycho it is granny psycho let's go none god bad where did she see none that's what i'm saying your mom looked at it like that's a nun that's a that's a she's not like a little bit of white it was like add nuns where fuck it's a habit yeah that's crazy that's all right guys well thanks so much for checking in for another week of a talk is anonymous we love you guys so so much we'll be back in person next week we'll be at danie's place hit the baby arms form hit the baby arms form one down dan hit the baby arms form happy mother's day to all those celebrate make sure you call your mom technically it was yesterday but uh actually it was sunday so if you haven't called your mom yet for mother's day that's on you genuinely you're bad you're a bad child so fucking figure it out we love you guys so so so so so so much and we'll see you on the next one bye guys mwah bye哎