#624 - Sketch

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Like that's kind of... I want to make it like the... Pat McAfee just like does whatever on ESPN. Would just do that for my job. I don't know. I'm in the middle of like a... Just trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah. Sometimes it's hard to think about long term. Yeah, well, I think... I know like we were... Last time we kind of talked like Adna, like a lot or whatever. It had been... You've been thinking about getting in a stream and you know. Yeah. And I think you were kind of like trying to figure out what that was going to be like. Has that been a good experience overall? Um, it's been a good experience. It's just like streaming... It's like so like instant gratification. So it like can be like... I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point. Like cause like people need to sit there and like... Kind of like... You're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of like viewers and stuff like that. And like that's like the only downside. But besides that, it's a fun job. I really do whatever... Whatever. So when people ask me like... They ask me on a TV show, they're like, what do you do? I was like, um, I... Just hang out with my friends pretty much and just stream it. Yeah. And what are some things that we don't even recognize that streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like what are some things like... Like does your back hurt after it or are there things where like... It's smelling like shit and then when people come up to you... Why? Are you streaming in outdoors? No, you just start smelling... Like you just get pit smell. You get like bad breath smell from talking all the time and then people come up to you and it's like... Oh. I try to keep my arms like this. The tighter I am, the more I smell. The more I smell. And when I... You can't refute smelling bad on the internet. You can't? Like what do you mean by that? I don't understand what you're saying. You can't refute it. If someone says that you smell bad or if there's a clip of you getting, say, someone going like... Do your breath, like doing that... Everyone's gonna think you have bad breath for the... Probably like the rest of your life. Yeah. Dude, my friend, uh... His breath was just disgusting, dude. And he knew it and he liked it. He liked it having bad breath? He liked it, huh? He'd be like, you want this shit smoke and he just... Breathe right on you. He'd come up behind you or like on the edge of you and just hit you with some. Oh, so they got shit storm almost. Yeah, he was just like a little duty sniper kind of. No, duty sniper. Yeah, he would just fucking blast you out with it. And his girl duty ended up dating a girl that had bad breath and it was like, fuck, they loved that shit. It was like a more of a acquired tasting. I think once you go there, it's like... And you... somebody else meets you. I bet it's nice to first of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? Your breath stinks so people don't come and bother you all the time. If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone, dude. It is... that's probably one of the positives. If you don't like being... talk to him. And then three, if your breath's fucking horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each other's fucking faces, like a couple little fucking rabid little shit ponies or whatever. I bet that shit's hype. The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is I would eat wasabi peas right before bed and I wouldn't drink any water and it would kind of collect over here. And then in the morning in, I gave her a kiss and that was the first time I've seen a look of rancid... a rancid look of smell, like smell from her. I almost... it almost gave her the ick. That's that oral ewojima you hit her with, huh? It is. It's scary though. That's the one thing you can't have bad breath or it's ruined... like for me, if you blew poop breath in my face, I wouldn't be able to get over it for a while. I dated a girl with a breath smell like ham a little bit, like a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you'd be around her and every now and then you'd get a hit of ham. She probably has like a pretty nice hearty breakfast. And then just rocks it for the rest of the day. I don't know. She didn't seem like a big breakfast eater, but I just... there was always this faint sense of ham and there were moments where I liked it, like if we were outdoors and stuff. But if I was at a movie and like every like seven or eight minutes, you just smell a little bit of ham, it would just make me just... I don't know. Give me a little nausea. It bummed me out and you can't say to somebody, hey... Your breath smells like ham. You need to fix this. Yeah, because then they're like, oh, you're crazy. Dude, do I look like a prison person with these? No, I do like the revealing of the ankles. It looks like you should almost have like an ankle bracelet on or something. Ooh, I gotta get one, dude. We should get friendship bracelets. I gotta get something like that. You can get something on your ankle. I noticed your swag is up. Dude, you chained out, huh? Yeah, I went to Johnny Dang one time. How much was that? This one was 30. Ooh, it was beautiful. Yeah, but I was doing it in celebration. I'm from Houston, so everyone has... it's like a thing to do there. Yeah, you got to do it. It's part of the culture. Would you ever... what's like... you would you ever buy jewelry? No, but these glasses are all paid for two payers. They said it was get one free, but... What's like your biggest thing you indulge on then? Probably... You collect anything? No, man, I gotta get some good hobbies, dude. I gotta get some good stuff popping. I've been going a lot of football games, too. That's been like my new hobby. That is... it's fun. It's so much fun, dude. Did you get to see Lane Kiffin down there? I wanted to. I didn't want to go disturb him, but he... But he DMed me afterwards, like, you should have said, What's up? But I was like, I figured you were busy. I was like, I'm not gonna put a camera up in the coach's face. Lane is like... he's one of a kind. Dude, I feel like he might have tried to set me up on a date with his ex-wife, dude. Really? Is she good looking? Yeah, she's really good looking. And you're not... you're not dating Diego Pavarro's mom, right? Yeah, no, they just never got set up, really. I feel like I've tried to make myself available. I just don't know... I just can't get a clear answer from her. And also, he and I are friends. I don't want to upset the friendship. I don't want to sit him down and have a talk with him. Like, clean your room. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even know. That would be a little wild. But yeah, so it's like... I don't want to press the issue. She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends. Yeah. I just saw the TikToks, so I figured... So you're dating around or what do you do? What do you do? What do you just... Yeah, 2025. I've been looking for love. It was supposed to be 2025. I was supposed to find a wife this year, but it hasn't happened. What's your... But yeah, dude, I think Lane was trying to set me up with his freaking ex-wife. Dude, he put us in a group chat, right? And then he's like, I'll leave you two alone. And he left the group chat. Oh, my God. Welcome to the sip. Did it work? Where is she? Miss Simi ladies are nice. Oh, she's a Florida girl. Actually, I do know that. There she is right there. A beautiful lady. Layla. Look at Lane, dude. God, he looks like he used to own a horse or something. Did you shoot? Did you shoot a shot or would you...? No, I didn't. Because I can't really tell what's going on. So I'm going to check in and see what's up. But yeah, that was just a crazy thing. He's like, I'll leave you two alone. And then he exited. Just like Homer Simpson just fading into the bush. Fading into the bush and left you there to try to find marriage. Yeah, dude. You don't get on any apps. I'm not on the apps. You on them? Um, no. I got a girlfriend. Oh, you got a girlfriend? Yeah. We live together. It's pretty... What? Yes. Dude, when I saw you last time, you were barely drinking enough water. Remember your kidneys were bad. What? It's still my kidneys still suck. It is. It's because you're not drinking any water, dude. I'm drinking water now. I'm trying to. I've been drinking less. I've been drinking less. Less water? No, less alcohol. Oh, good. More water. Dude, remember when I saw you in Florida, you were just like kind of glitching by the curtains the last time I saw you and I was like, get that guy a cup of water. You got to keep filling that bubbly. I know. Once I start feeling a pain in my kidney, it feels like a kidney stone. Yeah. Oh, you're going to roll dice out of that bitch one of these days. Yeah. Hopefully I'll roll a lucky seven or something. You're fucking... I feel like it's things going to fucking, I don't know. Oh, we got one kidney. So I got to take care of it. Yeah, because that's what... That's what I'm saying. You down to that one bubbler home, you got to, you have to stay hydrated. Dude, imagine if you saw a fish tank, right? And there's an inch of water in it and the fish are trying to live in there. That's pretty much what's going on because every time I pee, it's really hot and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and they release, I just don't go to the doctor a lot. Do you, do you, do you do that? I want to... You can go online. You can be, you can get on there easy. I'm like, hey, what's up? Tell me what's wrong with my kidney and my wiener at the same time. Bro, they'll shoo, dude, show me. Does your kidney and your wiener is at the same doctor? Is that different doctors? She's like... These days, it's all in one. Dude, you can go to a dude who will fucking prescribe you. They'll email you a fucking quarter of blood. They'll email you a little bit of TRT, a pack of fucking breath, man. So fucking don't handle it all. They got it all handled? Dude, it's one stop shop. I was, I was in Mexico and you could, you could get like, what's the HDH? Is it HDH? The health, is health-grown hormone? We can get Jacks or whatever? You can get that. You can just get it. Just get it. Oh yeah. Oh, there's a cream now too, the rub it on you. Have you tried it before? HDH, no. I've never, I can't try because I have one kidney. So I'll just be skinny fat for the rest of my life. I like kind of like just have this awkward build. Yeah, but it's a solid build, I think. One thing that gets me is my nipples, like they're kind of like off-centered because I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So right now it's like, I'm a little lopsided. That or have scoliosis? Oh yeah, remember school, did they ever check it for scoliosis at your school? Yeah, they check for that a little bit more. Oh really? No, I'm just kidding. If they check, yeah, sometimes they would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like, that's not scoliosis. This guy's a pedophile. If somebody was rubbing his crotch while you're like, he's doing one of these. Yeah, it could get it. It could get, sometimes a doctor, they walk the line between being creepy and not creepy. Oh, definitely dude, it's scary out there. Dude, I remember when we used to have one in our town and he'd be like, he'd hold your penis while you coughed or whatever, and he wouldn't even report anything back to you. That's weird because he's supposed to grab your nuts. Is he really? Was he just grabbing straight dong? Yeah, dude. He's just grabbing the twinkie? Yeah, dude, grabbing the nuts is crazy. Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what if you're with a doctor? I'm pretty sure. I don't know what's supposed to come down, but I think something from your intestines comes to your sack and it moves. If somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to fucking sneeze, I'll fucking punch them. I feel like that's a trend though that they don't do anymore. I'm feeling like you have to go to school and they don't, they don't, they, you always have to do that to go to school. Oh, dude, when I was a kid, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere. They'd fucking polish your asshole. They would fucking hold onto your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet backwards. They had to fucking, they would rub both of these parts of your under your, until there were lumps. I'm like, there's nothing there. And they would rub them for like 30 seconds as hard as fuck and then do all this. And then there would be shit there. And then, I mean, if all those lumps, every time someone tells you about those lumps, it always just makes you schizophrenic because there's all, it always, you're like, I can't tell if this is a lump or not. This one says using both hands, gently roll each testicle between your thumbs and fingers. Oh my God. So it would be like this. This is like you're shopping for avocados, dude. You're like Money Man's Hill. What? Right here. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you could, you look a little, little Johnny Man's Hill with the, with the testes. Maybe that's what he's, maybe that's what Man's Hill's doing. Clip that and send that to Johnny. Bro, watch this in 20 years. He's going to be doing testicular cancer, like how to check for testicular cancer. Is that what he's checking for? And he's going to be doing this. Yeah. Do these, I didn't know that. I thought it was like for, I don't know what it was for. Oh, that's it dude. And he's got a two on two nuts. Don't forget. That's exactly. Money Man's Hill, Dr. Man's Hill. He's great man. I saw him down at, at the Vandy game, right? At Vandy versus Alabama. Yeah. I'm going to Alabama next weekend. You are? Yeah. Have you been there to see a game? I've been in the facilities or not enough facility. I've been around Tustal Loosa. Haven't been to a game yet though. Oh dude, it's, that place is unbelievable to see a game. Yeah. There's a lot of great places. Nieland is probably the, I mean, Nieland. Where's, what is Nieland? That's a Go Vols, University of Tennessee. Are you a Vols fan or a Vanderbilt fan? I'm both. Where you're Jersey slut. They're calling me a Jersey slut right now, but I'm just trying to get free beers at the tail gates. Why are you just showing up to every team? I should, I rock home team everywhere I go. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. I didn't graduate college. Everyone in the comments like, oh, you graduated. What's the Mississippi State? It's like, I went to four schools and I got no degrees. So it's not like I have a sense of accomplishment at any of these places. Of course. People, and the crazy thing is some of these fan bases, they're like, there's people in the stands like literally trying to overdose so their teams will win. They're like, you know what I'm saying? If we get to fucking, if they get it in the end zone, I'm hitting that Narcan, you know, it's like, dude. It's a lot better than the NFL though. Oh, NFL. It's so much funner. Like the vibe of it. Oh, college is the best. I remember when I was at Ole Miss, some kids just, no, some grown adult. Just, I was on the sideline, just gave me a beer. At Ole Miss? At University, possibly. I don't, right. Do you think, yeah, I don't know. Dude, I'm going Ole Miss this weekend for a game. You are? Yeah. What the fuck? What's your game? Ole Miss versus Florida. Oh, are you going for the night game? Yeah. Damn. It's going to be sick. I want to go to that game so bad. Have you, have you, you know the lore, right? The lore? No, the lore about, oh, they want Kiffin there and all that shit. Well, Florida, everyone, all the Florida fans, I think they're going to get Lane Kiffin. Oh, you think they're going to be cheering like, trying to. Well, the Ole Miss fans, they want to beat the shit out of Florida because they don't want Lane Kiffin to leave. That's a good point, huh? I didn't realize that's going to be the hot spot. Good point, huh? I didn't realize that's going to be the hype there. That's probably the best job in the world right now is to be a college football coach that gets fired. It's not going to be Lane Kiffin, but like, like what was it? Brian Kelly got fired, got like, $60 million. Dude, yeah, that's bro, we got to get fucking fired. We should start a football team. Oh, yes. We think we could start with like a minor league team and work our way up her. What would our team name be called? The Rattlers, maybe? The Rattlers is kind of raw. That was my little league baseball team name. No, uh-uh. I swear. Wow. We were the baby cats. The baby cats. Yeah. I don't know if that's scary. Oh, we were horrible, dude. We had one kid had the worst fucking asthma. We had to just, and you couldn't put him in the sunlight because it activated it and shit. So we'd have to like, we'd adjust the way the field was shaped so he could play a little. The whole thing was like, what the fuck? We had a kid kind of like that, but it was more of like a kid that was almost like Howie from Bench Warmer's. Like where like he could really be in the sun. Yeah. Like always had to wear long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that. I swear there's one on every little league team. Yeah. There's. What is this? Oh, that, that tally. That's him. That's right. That's Nick Swartzen right there. Played it. Nick Swartzen's the best. Oh, that's, what? Just realized that. What's Nick Swartzen right there? Um, do- Budgetary role. Do any kids ever try to press you on campus? Have you had any issues like that or no? It's been chill. No, they've always been chill because I wear the home jersey. That's why yeah, you gotta, you gotta play into the favoritism. So I haven't been pressed, but there's not really a reason to press. I just, I'm just bouncing around and if someone like asked for a picture, I just go, can I get a beer? I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the, it's a lot of, it's a lot of people coming up to you. And are you having any water too? You just having beer mostly? A little bit. I did, I usually do it until I get heartburn. You drink it so you get heartburn? Yeah, I got heart, I got, I got heartburn right now, but I got here at nine. I couldn't check into my hotel till four and I'm on Broadway. Oh yeah. But two years ago I said, dude, start drinking water. I've been drinking water. It's the, it's the, yeah, it's the, it's right here. It feels like I got shot in the stomach. I swear it's in my, since I got my appendix removed. Damn, dude. That's not, I think that's not a conspiracy. That's why I don't go to the doctors. Half the shit they say is bullshit. Dude, of course, dude, all you need is TikTok and a fucking good attitude and a cash up account. And you can fucking take care of yourself these days, dude. Okay, this is like a true story. Okay. But like this is, this is like ever since, like how people call me a lesbian or whatever. Like because your looks or whatever. Yes, because of my looks. Sometimes too. Some lady the other day said, is that a wig on your head? But the doctor made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney and the way my face looked and assumed and told my parents that I would like, there was a high percentage chance that I was down syndrome. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. I'm just saying. Like cause the, cause the, like, cause the, the, the lookers because of someone said it's because like my, my eyes. No, I think you got baby eyes. You got eyes of like a. Like almond eyes. Oh yeah. I forgot you do have that. I just got to show you my baby picture, but that's why I don't believe half the shit that they say. And then when I went to, I, If you wise got that nut shape on them, that's a lot of the signature. Yeah. Other than I got, I, one time I got my appendix removed and I'm not kidding you to test to see if they would, what it was like I had pain. They told me to jump. Who, when I had appendicitis and they probably laughed, huh? I jumped and I like, was like almost shit myself. I wasn't so much pain. And where'd you get your appendix removed? Who removed it? Was it a sanctioned place? It was a sanctioned place. It was pretty great, except for I didn't know until after that they put a catheter in. Did you, I guess that's. They put a catheter and that's a fucking pervert. It's some, cause they go, I don't want somebody looking up my wiener. I'll tell you what's up there. I've looked up there. Nothing buddy. Yeah. They would have to have like a, use a really small needle to really get in there. But you dude, if you're not drinking water, that's why they're doing all that shit, dude, because you're not drinking any water. You're the, the human body's 95% water and you're out here fucking drinking miller light and Kool-Aid and shit. I'm dead because it's a weekend. You're drinking fucking, it's been two years since I've seen you had the same problem. Do you bring me to Nashville? You're out here drinking fucking Hawaiian punch every day. And you said you'd go down to one at an on the Broadway is awesome. And what is there to do? There is just a, like it looks like so an invasion of, of, of bachelor at parties. I'd like, oh yeah, you'll see some thick and boots, maybe a lot of thick and boots. I know they're ready to march for something, march or party. Dude, I saw that clip of you standing on business in the hood, dude. Yes. Was that tough? Was that a tough moment? Um, I don't, I didn't think I was in the hood. So the background of story for that was I was going to play, I was at Russell Westbrook's old high school and I was going to, I was going to, I was going to buy basketball shoes because I had a basketball game and one of my mods met me there and was like, Hey, can you buy me shoes? So I bought this kid shoes. I walk out and this guy like it goes like, you're in the wrong hood. And I was like, what? Then I was like, he's like, you're in the wrong hood and I saw he's, he was kind of fat. So I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'll push, I'll push back. So I said, what did I say? Right now, bro. Thank you, bro. What do you, what do you think? I'm going to hurry up and get up on it. You're here in the hill right now. Wait, show it. What do you say that again, show him? I say, you're in the trenches right now, bro. You need to hurry up and get out of here. I just pray to get a few views. Why don't you give a fuck? I could do it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got him on camera. So in case we got shot, what kind of vehicle are you getting? Are you part of a funeral process? No, it's Uber. I got into the Uber black because it was just like, it was, it was, it was an event that someone else threw. So they, they, they, they, they got the car for that. Look at you getting in there. Like it's a funeral. Like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these new shoes because, you know, Danny died or whatever. I was honestly scared. I was going to get shot in the back there. I was like, please, please step on it. Yeah. That dude was pressing. That was, that didn't seem like a real guy. Go back to that guy. I don't, I don't think, I think he was more, he was more joking back, back hindsight because he had his phone out too. So I knew he wasn't like really pressing, but I look, he hasn't even been in the sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin. I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in the sun and neither do other Mexican people. That is true. Okay. Break up some really pale Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay. First, they're actually, I think they're, I think half of, I think there's like a, like it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale. No, but those are some of the women. You have to keep the sun off of some of them because they get pregnant and it can damage the child. Is that true? Or you just make that up? Bro, you see a pregnant woman is laying in the sun. Like on the side of the road or whatever. No way. That is true. That is true. I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time, but I also just, you know, hang out at the club. So thank God, right? Well, I think it was good, good, good thing that they're not there. 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Well, he found me at like around a thousand viewers. And then like when I was with him, we'd get to like, I'd get to 10. When I was, when he was streaming, he'd get like, it was like a times where you'd have a hundred thousand people. No way. So we would be like, we, Jynxie would be streaming together and like on his account, he'd have more viewers than like Thursday Night Football, like on prime because it's on prime. And I was like, that's kind of what made us blow up. That's what's up, dude. But, uh, you, but having fun, like just being like that with your friends and having fun, it's so much fun, huh? It is pretty sick. It is, it is a dream job. Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like your job is like way harder. Like being a comedian, like you have to write, you have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that. Like stream, you can just go on and kind of like, and then. What are the side effects of streaming? Like, do you feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are some things you said? Dehydration is one of the products of it. Bad breath. That's one of them, but another one would probably be, uh, like deep, you kind of get like disassociated, maybe disassociative, disassociative. Like you see, like if some views on the clips, you're like, you don't realize until you go into real world and people like, oh, I saw you here. Or like, I saw, saw, saw you there. Like, I, uh, I don't know. I was riding on my, my bicycle today and someone just came up and it's like, what are you doing here? Filming you? Yeah. Yeah. I think stuff like that's kind of strange. I think, but it's almost like I thought about this the other day. There's so much content out there that like, I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you. Yeah. No, it's not like, I don't think any of it's weird. It's more of like, um, like what would you ask? Like the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative? Sorry. I have peacock brain. No worries. No, no, no. Yeah. What are some things that we don't see like about streaming that's tough? Like, cause there's a lot of people like, I want to stream, you know, I want to be like, um, you know, I want to be the next Fuzi or whatever, RIP, but it's like, Fuzi's not dead. Fuzi's not dead? No, he's reincarnated. You're lying. He's jacked out. Sorry to laugh. You know Fuzi too? I thought he was rip homie. Dang. No, if maybe you're thinking about, No, this is him. He's jacked. Oh my God. He's alive. I don't care if he's jacked. Oh, he's a shit. Dude, that's the problem with young people today. They're like, they don't really care if somebody's alive or not. Like he's jacked. I always knew he was alive though. Oh, fuck. He's thriving. He's doing better. That's not Montell William. What is on your algorithm? I would pay a million dollars to download your- On RIP, dude. Hold on. On RIP, dog. On RIP, him. On Rip Fuzi homie. I didn't know. I knew it was a couple of times he died at a mall. He'd like, something. I knew there was, yeah, somebody said he died near like a bill to bear, like near a bed bath and beyond a bear or something. Has anyone ever started a lot of this? The stores are merging. Now, you know, there's a bed bath and beyond a bear. I'm like, what the fuck are we doing? That is a good idea though, because then you just converge all like, it's like TV. I have the same five people on everything. Yeah. There's like a bed bath and beyond a basket and Robbins now, dude. And you're like, this is a fucking, but you go in there. It's just a bill to bear with sprinkles on it. It's nice. So it's like you go to Target, you can get to go to CVS and you can go to Starbucks or something. Yeah. All in one, dude. You can go in there. You can roller skate. You can eat some. Eventually weed is going to be legal everywhere. And I feel like it's going to be in CVS in every place to get a smell like weed. You think so? But dude, how weird is it going to be like, oh, look at these motherfuckers. Look at these po-muff fucking smoking at CVS joint. You over to hit. You over to hit. That would be me. I'd be in the fucking parking lot. I thought I was in a Walgreens joint with my wife, dude. I guess it's probably, I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed, but. It's got to be cheap. Dude, look at the people that sell it, dude. When you think about it, like when you're growing up, the people that sold it, bro. I had some good plugs or. You did? Yeah, they were actually like. We had a blind dude that would fucking sell it in our neighborhood. I had a lady that would pull up and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you. And she dropped off the menu with whatever you wanted. And then like she had her thing fully branded. Oh, that's Houston, though. That's Houston shit. That's Houston shit. Oh, let's put these glasses on and be blind for a second. Look at these. Is this a blind test? You got to see if you can do it or not. I feel like Alan from the hangover. Are we, can you, how far can you see? I can't see at all. I've, well, my vision was still asked, but I could, I could see pretty. Like you look like a three blind mice. You look like, oh, you look like a. Oh, you look cool, dude. You're trying to be cool and blind. Don't be that fucking dude. I'm trying to sit back. Do you want me to sit back like that? Dude, nothing's crazier than that dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude. He's like, he's trying to post up like he's not blind or whatever. That is what, what if that's what you're doing, dude, I'm. If I had the money and I was blind, I would a hundred percent pimp out a cane or something. Yeah. Would you have a CNI dog? I'd have four CNI dogs, dude. I'd be like that. Oh, like the dog that get, oh, like in the I did a ride that race. You know, I don't know what it thought. Let's go. You're like, damn, this motherfucking CN for miles broke. I'd have five fucking CNI dogs. Two of them would be cane corse. And one of them would be a cocaine corse. You probably probably haul ass on those things. They're pretty fast. I'd be so fucking blind. I'd be a fucking boss. They're like, I don't even need to see motherfucker. That's how dope I am. If you, if you could pick one of your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be? Probably eating pussy. What was the question? Well, if you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of, I don't know, is that taste or smell or, or, or feeling that's like three senses. You knocked out right there. Look, you need a lot of them to do it like I do it. Oh, really? Oh, you got a, you got a, a carnival cruise buffet over there. Oh, I have no idea, dude. I would probably lose. Well, let me see. First of all, wait, so do you actually, you, you get in there? Do I do oral sex or whatever? You framer like that. You eat ass. Oh, dude. Bro, you're fishing in the same spot. What do you mean? Bro, I mean, I've had a little, but I'm not like, actually like, be calm down. You brought it up. Don't be the cool blind dude. I'm not the cool blind dude. You put on glasses, immediately talked about eating. No, I didn't. Yes, you're trying to out, you're trying to out oral farming. No, I'm not oral farming, dude. No, I'm not. It's not oral farming. It's not, it's oral farming. Whatever. It's a good thing. Bro, whatever. It's like when someone thrush straps you. Sorry for interrupting you. Bet type shit homie. No, you're good. We're good. You fucking with the motion. Oh, I just get to get to take talk. Welcome to the internet. I haven't seen it, but I will say this, dude. I just want us to both be, I don't want you to be the cool blind guy. I'm not the cool blind guy. You look at you right now. Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy. I can't see myself. Do I look? But dude, they pull up the Dave's heart trick and you think they're letting me skip the line? All I can see is myself, homie. That's where your energy is at right now. That's what that's what that's why you wear sunglasses inside. There's power in that. Yeah, dude, these are wild, huh? Yours look good on you. I don't know if I'll take them off. Um, I was going to talk about, oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that? Oh, it was awesome. I just went to war with a lady, uh, Johnny Mansell's ex-wife and then. Oh, was that John, was Johnny Mansell on that one? No, it was Johnny Mansell's ex-wife. And that was like the- Is it ex-wife? Yeah. Her name's Bree Tessie. She does like a Netflix show. Was that, was Brianna Chicken Fry on that one? No, she wasn't. It was like the people that were on this show, it was like the White Howard, um, Bree Tessie, uh, who else? Dwight Howard was on there? Mark Estee. Was he flirting at all with you, you think, or no? Um, I thought the casting was not by accident. Hey, I'm not, I'm not going to read between the lines. Oh, dude. I was, I saw Dwight Howard, I was like, okay, these motherfuckers know what they're doing. Tight shit. There was one, there was one time, like, uh, I was like, we're walking around in Dwight's head, like somebody's like, it's like, sketch you got nice feet. And I was like, I was like, Dwight, you don't want to be in this clip. I don't know if you know, do you not want to be in this clip? They was like, thank God, I didn't make the cut. But it was a great show. It was a great show. And honestly, all the people like, like, I ended up fighting with made this show. So like, I do like a little bit of drama on reality TV. Zach Justice was there? Yeah. You know Zach Justice? Bring up Zach Justice. Let me see. I can't remember if I do know him. He's a YouTuber. And he's really into script writing too. I love this guy. He's awesome. That's who I thought it was. He was, he was, he's the best. I don't want, well, I guess it's not, he did, he did great on the show. He's the, I think it'll say out in so you can, every time I see him, I just feel like I always want to spend more time on him. He's a great guy. He is a great guy. He's interesting. We're trying to, we're trying to think of a show to do together. Yeah, that'd be a great, I mean, he's just, yeah, but you guys are so like, people love y'all, you know? On that show, I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for, how long was it? For seven days. Was that tough? What was that like? Maybe schizophrenic almost. Not like, it wasn't that. It was like, not having your phone was cool. You got to like lock into the conversations, but like, the game in itself, like, made you kind of like, because you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat because of foods like shitty. And then like, they don't tell you the time of anything. So like your, everything's kind of thrown off. So you could be eating a muffin, you think it's breakfast and it's one 15 PM. Kind of like, pretty much. But it's like prison, the basis of the show is like, imagine there's 12 people locked in prison. Prize point is a million dollars. And then commissary is like high price things that can upgrade your lifestyle. Okay. So that's like the basis of the show. But not having the phone, did that start to tap in a moment or you're like, I didn't, I didn't mind it. I always wanted to play reality TV. I was locked in and I was like trying to, I was trying to get everyone voted off. If that got me voted off, like rather fast. So it was fun. It was fun. I'm just not going to make an alliance. Why is that you think? Too much of a talker. And too much of too much of an overthinker. And not enough water. Not enough, it's clearly not enough water. But you got to fuel that bubbler homie. Can't bubble if there's no water. We were limited to two drinks a night there. And it was one of them water. There were five grand apiece. No, she had to earn money to buy it. No, it comes out of a prize pot. So if you want to, if you want to relax, if you got to drop 10 G's on the two drinks. Dang. That's what I spent my money on though. I respect that. Well, it's not your money until you win. That's how I looked at it. Yeah. I like that attitude. It's not your money until you win. Would you ever, you've done reality TV. Would you ever do like a survivor? No, I got asked to be on a show. I think it was Mr. B's show or something. I didn't go do it. I don't know. I just have so much like, I just have too much. I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff because I just been kind of burnt. I just been like kind of burnt out. Burnt out on like doing content and stuff. Yeah. Just like touring and stuff really took it out of me. Yeah. For so long. Traveling can be. Yeah. I just needed a break. You know, that's what I need. But yeah, that's pretty much been it. Do you feel, do you feel better when you're at home or do you like being on, does being home make you antsy? Like you want to be on a road again or how does it, for me, it's kind of like that. It's kind of a mix, I guess. I think, you know what's weird is like, I attach a lot of my, I think my self-worth probably to like, if I am in like, I think like if a woman is interested in me or not, does that make any sense to you? Yeah. But like in terms of like, like an actual woman right now or like in terms of like your job. Um, no, like an actual woman. So I think it's like, I start thinking like, oh, I'd like to, you know, I think if I had like a, I don't know, it's all weird to say it's like, if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel like it would be more night like nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing. 100% But then since I feel like, that's not really happening in my life right now, which I'm not trying to, I feel like I talk about that all the time. So I feel like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it. But um, but so that part of me is then like, oh, maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing really. Yeah. Like trying to find and trying to find, you try to find like, uh, no, just because there's nothing like substantial here right now. Let me just go work. Let me just go work. Yeah. Keep your mind off of things. Yeah. Just because in them, but then also that's a little bit of a trap. So yeah, I think I'm just happy to be, uh, at home. Let things settle. Let things chill. Yeah. And that's why you can like wrap your mind around and I'll meet somebody like, yeah. Yeah. And give me a chance to wrap my mind about around things. And even just to go to like SCC games, it's like, I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SCC games this year. Yeah. I'm going to go to three more before the season's over. I'll have been to an SCC game nine out of 11 weeks. That's insane. Of, uh, yeah. And that's, that's, that's like all fun and stuff. Like what, so like when you do cool stuff, say like, you know, do a big show and like you like, like you'd feel like accomplished. Like who do you usually share? Like, who do you like share that with? Like for me, like sometimes I like, before I had it, my girlfriend, I like, say, like, if I met like, I like met someone big and I like, I'll be like, no way. Like this just happened. Like is that, is that like something like, like in a lady that you're like looking for or like, or like, or is that something like you don't have or do you want or what? Like, so what do you, when you say like, share something like, say if I had a fun show, it is kind of weird. Sometimes you just get back in your dress room and you're just there and it's okay. Like, yeah, like my tour manager is great and like, um, you know, the other comedians and stuff, that's fun. So we had that bond, but they're definitely times where it's like, yeah, you get back home and there's no one to ground yourself. Yeah, there's not that. They're definitely, you start to miss having some sense of home, right? Yeah. And then you start to wonder, well, is that going to be something that's in my life? You know, and it's not like, yeah, I could probably find someone, but you want to, like you want it to be a good fit and then, yeah, can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work? You know, and, uh, so you think it's hard to date? Is it a hard dating pool or do you think you got high standards or do you have like a guard up in terms of like, just be with being like a public figure? Like, like you're, you, you, you, you'd like harder to trust. No, I think I'll probably, I mean, I'll date like kind of just, uh, I don't, I think I'm good at knowing who to trust kind of. Yeah. And I think I'm good at, um, you know, I'll try to just meet somebody here or there. Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Um, yeah, making time for it's definitely one of the hardest things about like Yeah. Dating and then where you went and it's something where you have to travel a lot. Yeah. Because then like, if you have an animal, who's going to watch the animals? Or like, who's going to, who's going to be on the fort? Yeah. Also, like, I have to realize like, I may have these expectations of things, but I have to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me that's like, Oh, it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody when I was like 17 or 13, like, you know, there's always this, this, this kind of like, uh, romanticizing the issue, you know, or something. And then it's like, Oh, well, I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like, I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kinds of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting, you know, just be like, you know, letting your person come to you versus like really trying to look for. Yeah. And let me find ways to just be in love with the world and being like, make, make the best, like, be a part of positive things, like outside of like, um, what I want for myself. Yeah. Cause I was, I remember watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul and like that, that babe, I didn't really ever want to like a relationship. I don't know if she saw who, Volcan. Oh, Sal Volcano. Yeah. Volcano. Or like, I'd stuck in pronunciation, but like when he talks about like having, having like kids and like a family and stuff like that, like that, that stuff, like, uh, I don't know, it made me realize that I kind of wanted that. And then I just stumbled upon it. So it was kind of got lucky, but. Yeah. Was it tough for you? I know, like after like, after the, the, the leak. Oh yeah. Or it were, I did, I call that D day and I call, and I call the announcement or by apology, the sketch of the union. Good branding. It was good. In the sketch of the union. Oh, that was hilarious. Dude. I don't know what I did that day was like that. I found out that night, the phase guys like came, got me. I remembered that part. Banks called like me. I was like trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight and I was nowhere to fly. So I was, uh. And you were in LA. Yeah. So I was without family. So I was just trying to get back to my family. And then, um, like. Were they concerned about you or no? Yeah. They, they were the first ones I called. So they were like trying, trying to see how they get me back. And then, um, like my management group ended up meeting with like a PR person. Like, you can kind of say it's a, I really try to do that. And I'm like, oh, I feel like fighting this battle. So I was like, fuck it. We'll go live and just went live for 10 minutes. And that was the most viewers ever had. We had a hundred thousand viewers. Sounds like, I, like, I feel like Kim K when I say that, but like, that wasn't the goal. But it was, well, like, yeah, it was definitely, I was like, I remember like when I, because I let it load for a sec. So I could just, I didn't want to like start. And were you milling around as it was loading, like doing like potentially low key gay shit while it was loading? No, I was pacing around. Okay. I was just checking. Oh, a wiener was a last thing on my mind. I, I couldn't look at my phone. It was everywhere. Everyone, everyone texts me like, they're like, stay off your phone. I was like, don't worry. I know. But they're also texting you on your phone. Yeah. And they're being very, but like, everyone reached out to me like it was like crazy amount of support I got. Oh yeah, dude. I remember everybody just a little bit concerned and just checking in. Yeah. But because everybody just wanted to know that you, they loved you no matter what, everybody's done some fucking wild shit. You know. Yeah. And just happened on camera, I guess, but that was, I don't know, that was, since then, it made it easier for me to date because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like, like, like more open. And you just, and you also, not like open, like we do crazy shit or something more like, like, like, yeah, not like you're another one of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever. No, to get the white out of his club. He's a great guy. I think he is. I'm joking. No, I'm messing you. I'm messing you. Okay, I do. I'm never serious. I do think that Cassie was on purpose, but uh. Oh, they definitely. Oh, there was, there's a couple dynamics of the casting that like, I kind of knew pre preloaded in what I was, because I was the first one in, like Zach Justice and this, another lady had like, online feud. And they were both there? Yeah, they were both casted. It tells like, I kind of knew that right away. I was like, oh, shit. It's going to be interesting. That was like, let me sit back and watch. Oh, that's fun. Dude, when you get to sit back and watch, dude. Yeah. And then, yeah, it was a, it was a fun time though. But yeah, I don't know. What was the question before the D day hosting? I don't even know. I just remember we had kind of talked about that because it had kind of had. Oh, there's, oh yeah. So the thing loaded in. So then you just kind of said, oh yeah, you just shared what was going on. And it allowed me to be more yourself. Like, yeah, like, like, not like, like in a like, fluid way, more like, I don't have to like, worry about, or like, like, it's already out there. So people like already know. I don't even have to talk about it, like, or whatever. So it's like, did you feel like people treated you any different after or no? Maybe some people, some people not like, the lot of people that like, talked bad about me, like have retracted since then. Because like, I didn't make it about, I don't want, I didn't choose for it to come. Like, I know I didn't put it online, but I didn't like, I didn't go drop it on my channel or something. And then like, I don't know. That it was, I don't feel like anyone treated me any differently, especially. And when you're talking about it, we can not talk about it. If you want. No, I don't care. Okay. I don't care. Yeah. I didn't feel like you're uncomfortable. So because it links back even to like our first podcast, because like when I told you about that prayer, that was, that was during that time. Yeah, I remember that dude. So that was why I was like, I couldn't even talk about it then. Oh yeah. So like, I was like, couldn't even open with you, but now I can openly talk about it. Yeah. Oh dude, I, there's been times in my life where it's just like, yeah, I like. And I'm sure it's like, it's like that with a lot of people, like for like, Oh yeah. Like, you know, like just like different, everyone has their different vices and stuff like that, or like they're different like things that they, they try to keep hidden or like, you know. Oh yeah. We all have things that would make us feel or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them or they may have shame, even though it's just like, yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's odd that we live in a society like that where, uh, because yeah, the truth is you'd probably want people to just kind of share so they feel free, you know? Yeah. But the amount of shame, I wish there was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know? Yeah. Like shame is one of the shame and like what, uh, like being nervous, like the two things that are like, I probably struggle with the most that are like things that like you can control, but like also you can't control at the same time. Like you, you feel the emotions, but like that you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts, like, but like, but at the end of the day, like however nervous you are, it doesn't change the outcome. Oh yeah. It's such a useless thing. It's the same thing with the shame. Like it's like, you, like you can wear the shame, like, You can feel so horrible about yourself, but it's not going to really affect anything except for you. Yeah. Like other people, like, you know, people come up to me and she'll show me, show me love or whatever, and I love them, but it's like, it's, it, if I, if I wore the shame, like 24 seven, like it wouldn't do anything. Like I have like moments, but like, Yeah. I think there's things that you feel like you have to wear the shame. Like I know when I was growing up, I was so ashamed of myself. And I didn't even know why I was probably ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid. Like I think I was in just such a place of like low self-worth and of like, nobody teaching me how to have any self-worth about myself or ever even having a conversation of like, what self-worth meant or what it even was. So to me, it was, you know, I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes because of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child. Yeah. Do you carry any of that still? Like do you feel like, like, do you ever feel like you're not? I don't, I think a lot of it's gone away. I think some of it's just age getting older. I think ayahuasca, that kind of stuff helped. You really? Oh yeah. Going to therapy, that's helped a lot. Therapy definitely helps me. Yeah. I started doing therapy. Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost him like a... Like the third or fourth time? Yeah. Then you're ghosting? I feel good now. Then your therapist was Sam and Colby trying to get in touch with you on a week. You bored after that? He's pretty damn near. I talked to, I re-talked to, because I went and had a therapist like before I started training, then I still, I have one now. And he was like, because of doctor rules, you're not really can't tell people who you're working with or whatever. And he said you saw me on TV one time and we wanted to tell his wife what he could. And I was like... He's like, look at this handsome little woman. Yeah. It's exactly what he thought. Look at this handsome softball coach right here. Bro, Loki, you do him. Now I'm really feeling it, dude. I could see it was like kind of a white Filipino lesbian. I'm a little Mexican, but like I'm not like... Is that... All right. That's the sound I feel like that, that would like when you open your little lesbian eyes in the morning, that's the sound that starts off. That's the sound you think I... Oh my God. I kind of changed the way I dress. I've been getting a lot of shit for it. You need to do overalls? I'd go with overalls. No, no. Now you're trying to set me up. I'd go with a tattoo too. If you were overalls, you would get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo. Dude, there's... No wonder you love eating pussy. There's nothing about it. Yeah, he's only talking about eating pussy. Bro, dude, all I'm saying, dude, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me, dude. Than you? But get right here. What? And then from the back too. Yeah, that's what I thought. From the back, that's your old trick, dude. No, that's not my old trick. No way, dude. Yeah, you gotta... Keep it to that, bro. That is what I'm saying, dude. This is it, bro. I'll say this, dude, you're way more... Dude, all you need is... You need to start getting... You'd have a tattoo that says, This pussy don't run on it. Oh my God. That is absurd. That's what you need. No, I'd have a tramp stamp for sure though. Oh, yeah. I would have a tramp stamp and... But what would it say? You have to have some wording above it too. Use perplexity. Bring up the best lesbian tramp stamp wording that you could have. It'd be like... What do you call those things where it's just like... Who's the red guy from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos. Queer... D***** life. That's not it. That's insane. It says that. Is that what it says? Queer or lesbian pride symbols are phrases like D***** life or incorporating lesbian, trans, pride, colors, or hearts. Okay, so you could have a rainbow, maybe. Bring up some great lesbian... Kind of... What would you call them? Streamers or just like... Just like something you would have on a tramp stamp if you were a lesbian. Oh, the lesbian tramp stamps? Or lesbian bumper stickers? Uh, these are good ones. Love is love. You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd be a crazy tramp stamp. Yeah, I don't know if that's a tramp stamp. You kind of need something more like... Obviously more of like a design. Oh yeah, you need... Like angel wings. You would definitely be a bigger lesbian dude. Do you think if we were lesbians we would go on a date or not? I feel like you'd ask me out. I don't know about that. Oh, you're the one talking about it. And you're taking me to dinner tonight. Oh yeah, that's true. I forgot about that. Jeez, purse. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, thanks. Okay. I can't wait. Okay. BLM homie type shit, boy. We're gonna take his Subaru. We're teammates, huh? Right after practice. Bro, if we were two lesbians, dude, we would get a lot of chicks, I think you'd think. I think we'd have a... Fuck yeah. We'd talk a good game. Dude, if we were lesbians, dude, we'd get the hottest twins out there. We would be the hottest twins. We know we would get the hottest twins. No, it'd be us and we'd be the most sought after. We would win an all lesbian, unc nephew contest, dude. That would be a good contest. We should probably try to run that one. Fuck, we would do great. God, we should have a fucking contest. Ben, that looked like lesbians, dude. Isn't there something called Nambler or whatever that that was that thing? A Nambler. What's Nambler? What is that, a mint? No. North American man boy love associate. No, that's not it. No. Oh my God. No, dude, no. No. Hey, hey. Dude, on look, speak of the... You're the... Delete the history. Whatever, freaking Nashville predators. I'm fine, dude. Nashville predators. Bro. And that's something we need to have a conversation about, too, is who the hell thought of the branding for the Nashville predators? I was like, it sounds like a scary movie. I walked past it and it said, he goes, you go, say cheese. I take it and it says go Preds. I was like, dude, that is not a good... You're one letter off of... Yeah, and what do you expect? They should have definitely like predators get in Freenight or whatever. That is, they're probably... They do. They do do that. That's a WWE though. They should scan the crowd for men just sitting by themselves at the Preds games. It's like, now it's time for the real Pred. Make some noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd. Oh my God. And then it's just some guy like, look at this guy, just by himself. And he's like, I don't know. Yeah, that would be a good... So they need to lean into that. I guess. You have to do whatever you can to get fans nowadays. How's your balls, buddy? Or miss? Who knows these days? Are they packaged up well or your balls packaged well? I'm talking about your underpants. Makes you wonder, don't it? Well, you can know your balls and body and butt are taken care of thanks to Wonder Balls. 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He came out of the back and he did like, he's like, all right, one more time for the Hulkster. Let's hear it for me. He did all of it and they played his music on the speakers in the church. Oh, really? I am a and he did all of like the Hulk like signs and stuff. That is so sick. Bro, it was really, really cool, man. That was probably one of the best things that had happened. Yeah. You met Hulk Hogan in real life? Yeah, met him when he was alive and uh. Did you have him on the podcast? I did, dude. Dude, that's crazy. It was probably one of the most special moments ever. Just we got to lock arms just because he was such a part of our childhood. Dude, I remember when I was a kid, it was like, we felt like just so like we just, I don't know. We just felt like such low life like we're in like this neighborhood and everybody, it felt like everybody looked down upon us. We didn't have anything. But when WWE came on, dude, that was something of an NWA wrestling because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So for poor kids, that was our shit, right? Yeah. So when that shit came on, dude, it was like, what's what's in what's in what's uh, NWA? That was national wrestling association. It was just a different group. It was also the it changed into uh. Is that that's not the same what I was keeping them? Oh, it was also NWA. Yeah. Because uh, in words with attitude or whatever. Yeah. But yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff that all of his like signature moves and the place was going apeshit. Yeah. That was a really and nobody even knew that he was there and he came out of the back and like everybody's was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man. Yeah, that's insane. After you went through yours thing that kind of happened, did they have were the um, were sports teams still cool or was it weird? Um, they're still cool. I mean, no one's, no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit me up like that was before then. I never, like no athletes like really gave a gave a fuck to be honest. Yeah. I mean, like to a certain point it's like, you know, I'm only you only know people as as much as you know them. So yeah, especially like, like if like us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know. Dude, but there's some there's some of them that are so dope. Like I've met Joe Burrow a couple of times. That's dude's cool as hell. Oh, he's great. Um, what one of my favorite person in the film that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the on the saints. Really? He's one of the coolest like realest guys I've ever met. That's awesome. WWE. Yeah. Or no, UFC. You see, yeah. That's where I got to meet him. Yeah. That's where I got to meet him in the nut and when we were at F1. Oh, that's great, dude. What made him so unique, you think? He's just very personable. And he like, he's like, when he talks to him, like it's a real conversation. Like he's locked in like, uh, some people, some people like are, you know, you don't talk to as much, but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions in like, uh, yeah, just each time was like left thinking higher and higher of him. Like just, uh, all around solid dude. I bet the same flock room probably would say the same thing. He's a special guy, man. He's very smart too, bro. He's just like, he's really, uh, I don't know. You've been in a league for a while too. Yeah, he's been in there, man. And he just stays healthy enough to keep playing and, um, you know, saints have had a tough time this year. Jesus. I know. I wish he was, I wish he had, I want him to win a Super Bowl. I know. Well, did he win one with a breeze? I think he won one. Did he? Was it with breeze? How old is that would have been like 2009? Is he, is he that old? I don't know what year is Cam Jordan in the league? You might be right. You know, Cam Jordan is, I want to see a role. But if you know what I'm saying, since they were, I want to see a role falling in 2000, as he started playing in 2011. Wow. Oh, damn. He missed it, but, but he got to play Drew though. Still pretty amazing, dude. Maybe that's why I'm thinking of it because it was overlap. Dude, we accidentally call out wide and accidentally I called Max Crogby before he, they had a game, uh, the other day. And I accidentally, and it was yesterday, but, and I was with Pavi where we were getting IVs. And then we, I was like, dude, let's call, let's call Crosby and just say what's up to him. Cause Max is one of my favorite players. And he's sick too. Oh, he's so sick, dude. And he's literally in the locker room. I'm like, why are you wearing all your Raiders shit? I thought it was Halloween thing or something. Dude, we have a game in 20 minutes. I was like, oh, bro. You used to the card football schedule. Like, what the hell are you wearing? I was like, dang, I just used my one Max Crosby answers your call. Have you seen his chains in real life? Bro, yeah. You let me hold one of them one time at a WNBA. Can you tell me that doesn't make you want to get, Oh, it makes you definitely. Just one, one that says this past weekend. What if I got you that for your birthday? I don't know. I think somebody would, uh, Rob you, are you worried about getting robbed? If I have a chain yet. It up some percentage. Yeah. I do a couple of these and we go to the 7-11. Look couple of, couple of tuck underneath. Yeah. Oh, tighten up. Dude, my buddy Gianni, Gianni Paolo, bring him up. He's an actor. He was in, uh, I think it's like black love or something. No, it's a circle. Oh, it's called power book ghost to, with Michael Rainey. Okay. And Johnny's great, dude. One of the best guys ever. Which one is he with all the, of that's him right there. Yeah. Can I get up to see real quick? Yeah. Gianni Paolo. Yeah. Oh dude. Yeah. If you're a short. Dude, that dude's sick. Bro, short-sighted lesbian dude, you might do. Dude, I've been saying, short-sighted lesbian. You're that, bro. You're that fucking. I'll tell you what, I'm a nightmare on the road. They should take my license. I'm just kidding. You have a driver's license? Yes, I do. I can see, I can see cars. You just had to get up with them three feet of that TV. Because I was looking at his jawline. They did, that's why. What? No, I'm just kidding. I couldn't see shit. It's bad. It's bad. Bro, one kidney, bad eyes. Wait, is your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up, dude. This is all making sense, sketch. You have to get some water. It's, it's definitely. I definitely have some water. There's one right next to him. Thank you, sir. There's always one right next to him, and it's always full. I'm a glass fool type of guy. Kidney health is indeed related to eyesight, primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors. And dude, you're already done a one bubbler. That's why you only have, why your eyes. I'm, I'm gonna fix it. The thing is. You have one kidney, right? As long as they make it to 30, I'm chill. Not just kidding. But, yeah, I have one kidney. Yes. That's why they thought when I was born with a birth defect in, for whatever reason, the way I looked, they thought I was. Oh, for sure. Well, I didn't, well, being here at Vanderbilt, you coming out, I started asking kids their quet, like, I'm like, how much is your ACT? They're like, oh, 33. I was like, holy shit. One said to get, kid, it said he got a 39. He's like, if you get everything right, they just give you a 39. I'm like, if you doubled my ACT score, I wouldn't have gotten that score. Really? Yeah. I got like a 16 on my first one and then an 18. 18's pretty good. Some kid. That's what someone who's not very good at. Some kid. Nartan got a 20. 18 is not that good. Some kid. Nartan got a 21. A 21 is like, that's good. You have to get over 20 to get like, I think anywhere besides Arizona State or, you know, like one of your in-state type of schools. Yeah. It's competitive as hell. You know how horny it is to get in University of Texas? Pretty tough, huh? Well, with how big those high schools are, you have to be like a top percentage to get auto dead. So you have to be like top. Well, people need to go to trade schools. Did you ever think of learning a trade? Could you see me with a flamethrower? I would blow something up. Pull up the lighter clip. I didn't even know that lighters could blow up. I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and do a lighter there. If I had to do blue collar too. You could do it, dude. You would be a, bro. My old job was blue collar enough. You just put the lighter in there? No, you didn't. Oh my God. Okay, so you just put the lighter in the fire. Sound God, you put it in. Seriously. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. I should have, I didn't, I don't know why I did that. Did you? Okay, so the story behind that, I was not trying to kill my friends. I was trying to get out of camping because when we planned out to streaming, we were like, let's do a 24 seven camping stream out in the woods. And I was, that was like, you're losing lesbian points right now by denouncing camping. Go on. Try setting up a tent at night and then try filming at night. We had no lights. We were just sitting around a campfire and it was cold as hell. And I was like, I was like, if we, if we lose our source of fire, like we, we can leave. Oh, I love that. And did y'all leave? We went to Waffle House, grabbed the lighter and came back. So I had to finish tonight, but it, it, it did. Dude, yeah, the, sometimes lesbians, people that they like to dark because they can, they can come up and be like, I'm a man, you know. They can trick you in the door. There's a lot of, there's a lot of ladies that are stronger than me probably. Oh, definitely dude. I would watch you in some good physical competitions against some strong women. Like if I did a streaming series where I fought UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked. No, I definitely would. Holly Holm. Holly Holm's pretty hot too. And she's very tough and competitive. Oh, I'd let her kick me till I came, you know. You can't get so crazy. We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's going to get really upset. She's beautiful. I think she's going to kick your ass. I know. I think she has all. Dude, kids, why would we be, she has all. If we go to these UFC events too, we're going to get bitch slapped. Dude, we can't say that, bro. She's going to be, Holly, we're just, you're, she's exceptional. She's been a world champion. I think you're awesome, Holly. And I would, I would take an autograph and that's what you need to start doing. You interview so many people you should get. Do you not gas for like Game War in Jersey or anything? No, we're just doing an auction right now actually for, we're raising funds for, like different places we perform. Sometimes they'll give you a jersey. Yeah. Like we perform like. And you'll sign that and then you'll auction it off. Yeah, we're auctioned off. So the money's going to. What about like if someone comes on and like you get like, like say like, I haven't done that. I should have. Yeah. We did make these like. We got the homage hat. That's that's a good, that's a good, that's a good start. And this is Louis CK's book. That's dope. Did he sign it? He did sign it. And like I'm a collector, not a seller. Oh yeah. Like in terms of that type of stuff. For sure. I would just. Yeah. Keep it. Some nice things that came in for sure that people have given us as a gift. There's Rainn Wilson's book. Some lady made this real rat. You actually read books or do you like a. Oh yeah, I love to read. Like is it like a bedtime thing or is it a travel thing? Um, it's a little bit of both. What's a real rat? That's a rat as a rat king. That's a rat king. Oh my God. That's sick. Because you're the rat king. Yeah. Some lady made that. That is such a pimp name. So it was pretty cool, dude. Dude, what the hell? I know that's real rat right there, dude. That is insane. I need to think of a second nickname. I think we'll eat the cheese out your ass, homie. Oh, well, sign me up. I was just saying, if you want that, I don't know what you want. Well, we'll just have to relaunch. I'm just kidding. Um, what do you. But, uh, dude, this is the Rizzler candle too. I just noticed that. Yep. Yeah. That's when he blew out. He, Rizzler's bonkers. Have you guys ever, I can't. I met the, I met the Rizzler. Y'all ever done a sleepover or anything? No, no, no, no, no. Um, but he's, he's like really cool though. Like he's like talking to a man. He's well, he's six years old, but like he's like the confidence of a man. Oh, there you guys are. Dude, he's so sweet. I'll tell you this. I was having a tough week and he sent me a really nice video. Oh, really? Yeah. That's a great kid. I thought this is what I think is going to, we were talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever. And I think one of the biggest YouTube videos ever, I forgot who said it, but if the Rizzler did a, like a, you know how they do for, uh, like five star athletes, like picking their college, like the Rizzler picking his college. Like if he did that, like on an announcement, like a decision, that'd be one of the coolest videos ever. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to see him go to college, dude. I'd go, I'd help him. I'd tutor him if he needed it. Yeah. If college is still around. I know. I don't know what's going to happen. There's a lot of, uh, a lot of AI college down. You think he's kind of a wigger, you think or not? The Rizzler? Yeah. Um, what, what classifies like, what would classify you? Just, just a lot of swag or something. Just, just being a wigger. But, um, I, I'm possibly, I think so. He's got something. He's got, he's definitely got like some flavor to him. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He's got some flavor. He's got some flavor. Do you, because people classify you, I feel like as a wigger. You're like one of the few that's kind of left or there's kind of like this resurgence. You know, I feel like it's kind of you, Bailey Zimmerman. Bailey Zimmerman. Really? I just like wearing. Jake Paul probably. I like streetwear and like wrap and stuff like that. Because that's it. You qualify. But I'm from Houston. Huh? Jake Paul's, Jake Paul's from Ohio. Bro, people can be from it. You think Wiggerman's only from one area. No, no, no, no, no. I bet they're from, but they're definitely from everywhere. Bro, not only are you near sighted actually optically, but your views of Wigger's a hell of near sighted. I mean, Wiggers can be from anywhere, dude. You think Lewis and Clark were fucking Wiggers, dude. Houston, Houston's pretty, pretty diverse. Oh, you think Lewis and Clark? Bring up a picture of Lewis and Clark. Let's see if they were Wiggers or not. No, no way. Hell yeah. No, they're closer to lesbians. These are also paintings, not actual photos. Yeah. Can we get real photos of them, please? Is that Sakajawea? Who knows this shit? Sakajawea is a pretty cool name now, I think about it. Look at these Wiggers, dawg. I don't know. Mary Wether Lewis homie? That's a bro. That's the blackest name I've ever heard in my life, bro. And Willie Clark? Yeah, Willie Clark. Oh, come on, bro. They do have probably the best tandem name. That's probably the first tandem in American history. Bro, and you know they was out there looking for bitches, homie. You know that. That's exactly what they were doing. What do you get by going to the West Coast? Scoping for chicks, dude. Yeah, they're trying to get some bus. Bro, they were looking. They was only frontiers, dude. Them bitches was out there. They climbed mountains to get it. So yeah. All you have to do is swipe. We're selling a show in Columbus, Ohio, and then you just ride after it. What about any of the phase clan? Those guys are all Wiggers, probably you think? Adaptus. Okay. That's one. In probably, yeah. Or probably more like tech Wiggers, maybe. Yeah. Can we say Wigger or not? We can say it. If this is your show, I don't, I don't, I don't. You're here, dude. I'm just, I just, you didn't say anything. Yeah. We're just talking about it. It is a term. The first one was from our town, dude. Really? Oh yeah. Shout out Brian Purvis, dude. Who else? Bubba Sparks, remember him? Who the hell is Bubba Sparks? Is that someone from your hometown? College Park, Bubba Sparks. We ready? They made that song? Yeah. Oh, that's a great song. Is Paul Wal, Paul Wal. That's not Paul Wal, it's Bubba Sparks. But I know, but Paul Wal in classifies. Paul Wal, why? Paul Wal, Paul, Paul Wal, yeah. But Paul Wal is kind of his own thing, man. That's what I'm trying to look like when I get older. Gang, gang, gang. Paul's exceptional, man. But yeah, I'm trying to think. And some people might not think the term is legit anymore. I don't know, you know, when I was coming up, it was, and that's what it was, you know? Yeah, the dictionary, it's, it's shrunk quite a bit. Rob Kardashian, that's one probably? Rob Kardashian. I haven't seen a picture of him in like years. But he got a couple of baby mamas in there. Birdman. Birdman, I believe is full, is black. I believe he's black. No, what birdman are you talking about? The basketball player? I was talking about Chris Anderson. Yeah, Chris Anderson. Oh yeah, definitely, dude. Machine Gun Kelly, maybe? Where does he at? Good question. MGK. Kelsey, Travis Kelsey? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I don't know. Taylor Swift probably. He might have converted. Yeah, he might. He might have converted. Yeah, he might. He might have converted. He's, he's just, listen, Taylor Swift all the time. Who else I'm thinking? K-Fed, Kevin Federline? Pavia. Pavia, yeah, dude. Pavia for sure. Does he, does he have chains? Yes, he does, bro. Dude. Pavia for sure. How much is the Pavia, NIL money? Does it, does it say online? Bring up Pavia's chains right there. There he is right there with a couple chains on right there. Tell him to, I want him to toss those on me pregame. He's the best. Come out of there with a free chain. We got to get him to go play for Houston, man. Houston would love him, you know why. The Texans? Yeah. No, no, not Stroud. Oh, but Stroud, but I'm saying this could be, oh, but he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know? Oh, probably a good ghost. Do you think he could start or? I think I could, but I think. I think he's 24, right? So he's kind of on the order. I think it's better for guys to go in and be backups though. A lot of these guys, they get in so early. I don't know if it's great for them. Yeah. Well, the one that I would think that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shredder Sanders. Oh, that's interesting. For the Browns. He's actually, I've met him a couple of times, he's sick. He is? Like he's not cocky. He's like confident. Interesting. And like he just, he like, he chills, like just listens to his own music and like, all he cares about is football, but like he's really smart. Like he documents like everything he does and like, from what I think he's going to do, he probably has something that he's going to be able to sell to like an HBO and like, it'll be like his entire experience. Like when he, when he, when he films everything he does. Oh, so really he's really locked in on like the creative side and like the tech side and the digital side. Oh yeah. I actually talked to him. We were, and he was asked to be about, because he was going to livestream his pro day. And I was like, that's actually a genius idea to kind of like own your own content and like, that, you know, like why, why give it to some big, big, like, like ESPN and have all the recruits come in and put it on your thing, make money off it. Like do your own thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, like it's kind of a really smart idea, but like the idea that he's like filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out, like, and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got, he's got like that. He's got that like killer instinct. Well, I think it's great that he's not playing this year in some ways. Like, and I'm not, this is just my job. I think he's better than Dylan Gabriel though. Well, I think that they've definitely been having a tough time over there. Yeah. But I do think it's great that he's not playing, let all that stuff kind of wash away a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Because there was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything. And then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room. I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic, you know. And you, and it's like one bad game. People would be like, River Mountain stuff. Get him out of there, right? That's what they would talk about. Like how quick the turnover time is now, like quarterbacks and stuff like that. So I think if you could have more time there to just to be in the, in the facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are too. But yeah, I think Ty Simpson is great. I think he could be. Who's Ty Simpson? Is he Brown? He's a quarterback for Alabama. Sorry, I'm back in college now. But yeah. So yeah, I'm just thinking back in college now. Yeah, Ty Simpson, he was in Heisman Front Run? So great. Yeah. I mean, he's really stepped into that job there. It's exciting. They turned, I did not think they were going to like be able to turn around that fast. That, you know, because I thought NIL money was going to affect, because all the NIL money, like I'm thinking like a Stanford, like, you know, like people like that are going to come out of the woodworks and be able to pay people. But like Alabama just still kicking ass. Well, there's just something where you go there and they show you all the rings and like the history of the program. It really, the glory over there is pretty wild. That's where I think like, I wonder like if like, like Archmany is playing all right, but if Arch played like at a, played at a smaller school, like how crazy a stat line would be. Like if he played in like the big, the big 10 or something, you know, or he would have destroyed. I think he's still going to come on, but he's just going to take a little bit more time. Yeah, it's going to be exciting to see what happens. And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried. He's been super patient about it. He's probably enjoying his college experience, which is nice. And not every beat of it is so, has to be so overwhelmed with football. I bet it's been a great experience for him. Yeah, I wonder how overwhelming it is though, but they think that you're supposed to be like the number one overall team going in. It's like your first game, like they expect you, like they expect you to hit a home run at the start. Right. See, that's that pressure of even being like a high draft pick in the pros. It's like, it's just like, and then we don't even have a lot of experience quarterbacks now, because it's like you either have these guys who have done only the guys that have done well, it feels like, or you have just a lot of like guys that they just start them off so early. Yeah. And they cycle them in and out so fast. It's like a good example of like someone that does was cycling out too fast was like Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Like Baker Mayfield. That's what I think. If the Browns don't ever start, they're going to look back and it's going to be like another Baker version where they had the guy, they go watch him beat some other teams hero. So wild. But I'm still rocking with Stroud. I'm still, I'm still believing Stroud. Have the, has the organization been good to you over the years, Texans? Yeah, they've been good. It's just, it's like college football is a lot more easy to stream. So I've been having a lot more fun with that because I can stream from the sideline. Yeah. And I'll go like try to catch field goal, then steal goals and stuff like that. And then get a, I don't know, the college atmosphere is a little bit fun or two. Oh yeah, college atmosphere is fun, dude. Just even just the youth of shit is funded. How's the Vanderbilt? Cute. Like, you, because you've been to LSU and then Vanderbilt, one's got like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other one is like the going to build the next rocket ship. Yeah. Oh, well, they'll be like, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have the, they'll have like the kiss cam at some games or like the hot dog cam, you know, and it's just a gay dude, you know, but it's just, uh, don't have like the different, you know, at Vanderbilt, have like the reading cam that was fine. People in the stands that are reading during the game. So it's fucking crazy. You know, you'd be like, oh, catch her in the ride, you know, and you'll see a guy look up. There you go. They go out there to study. Yeah. So there's a lot of that kind of thing like, oh, who's tapped into some John Irving? Oh, Joyce Carol Oates. I know. I ventured into a Frateria house and then found out how, how smart everyone was. I was like, holy shit, this is. Oh, you get in there. They're day trading. And there's like, they have a new hedge fund. Like people leave it half time because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off. Right. So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school kind of like have this hysteria. Yeah. And at the same time, try to decide like, is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Because it's totally new. I mean, it's like, like being good at sports. Oh, well, being good at football, their baseball team has been, has been amazing for a long time. The Vanderbilt whistler. Have you ever heard of that guy? The Vanderbilt whistler. Is that who it is? The Vanderbilt whistler. You never heard of him? Uh, uh, uh, he's a Vanny Whistler. Oh, with the baseball game. He's apparently the most annoying. Well, I've been to a game. He is the most annoying fan in all sports. But he pretty much, uh, he whistles the entire game as loud as he can. So like when you're watching like the College World series, he's like whistling the entire time. That's like my stepdad at a titty bar, dude. He don't, yeah. It's like, dude, they know you're here. You haven't tipped in two hours. They know you're here. They don't think everybody fun. I went to, uh, I went to, this is pre, pre my girlfriend. I went to like a three and four. And then I want to learn how you met her. That's where I want to love to find out about how the love took a place and what it took to make it happen. Um, but yeah, finish your story first. I'm sorry for interrupting you. Oh, no, you're good. Uh, which place called the rustic frog? And I, there's a, there's, it was like two AM and, uh, there was only like two fellas in there and the ladies were all probably in their higher thirties. And it was like, they were like throwing the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them. That's a rustic frog or is what is this? Oh, that'd be nice, boy. Oh, yeah. I didn't chase glistening. Oh, is that it? Oh, shit. Hey, listen, this is, uh, this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing. Oh yeah. I like that. Yeah. Actually, I think it's in Indiana. You have to cross, you have to cross the river. Oh, that's over there. New Albany over there. Rustic frog boy. Yeah. They got a, uh, I wouldn't drink the tap water. Oh hell yeah. Well, I'll make that booty. Burt. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. I don't know if you're putting that a little crazy. And that's, I wouldn't put my tongue up in there. Yeah. That's so look, and that's not for everybody. That's just, that's kind of like a, just, that's just a different, different type of CPR. Yeah. That's right. Try to resuscitate a puffer fish. Oh my God. Resuscitate a puffer fish. Bro, I don't know. I like that was, that was the most, the random titty bar I've ever been to. The Texans aren't having such a great season this year. Do you think there's any chance, uh, that Aaron Rodgers would come play for them? If there's any chance, it's a zero chance. He's probably going to, he's still playing on, on the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right? Okay. That's fine. I agree. He's doing great over there. Do you think, wait, so you did ayahuasca. Yeah. Would you recommend it for me? He did it and he please playing better. You recommended it for sketch. For sure, dude. Yeah. You can't barely see first of all, you're not even sure how many, you know, if you have, you're not drinking any water. Is it one of those things that like messes with your stomach at all? No, dude, you'll be fine. You're on the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza. Like you'd have to wait. Well, I, I, I can wait. Lesbians know how to dress. Benefits. This is the most I've said, lesbian in my life. No, I think it's great, dude. And look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot. But you're halfway there. And you're the other half. What hell of a bad bitch? Dang, dude. What does that say? Benefits of ayahuasca, significant reductions in depression, anxiety, stress and overall psychiatric symptomology. Help us people with treatment, resistant depression, increases mindfulness, acceptance and psychological well-being, even long-term after use. May foster personality improvements linked to better mental health outcomes. And you, and you felt like that was what? 100%. Okay. 100%. Dude, I think you would absolutely love it. I want to know what happened. How'd you find love, sketch? Because you had been going through a lot. A friend introduced us. And you were on dates. I remember seeing you on dates, starting off too, but I remember seeing. That was with, well, we, the first time we were here, there was a lady. Right. There was a lady here that you were on a date with. Remember? Yeah. That would have worked out. That didn't work out. I remember, but there was like, there were times where you would see like, there was like, is on a date on, like on TikTok, there'll be like, sketch on a date. Oh, that was, that was a work for content. This one, this, like, well, I think now I bet, uh, through a friend. She didn't know who I was. I didn't know who she was. And how was the first date? How did it pop off? Where'd you guys go? Went out and then I got her number and then we went horseback riding. Yeah. It was pretty fun. And then, um, Was it scary? Clung out pretty every day since, was it scary? Was there any moments during the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind of? Yeah. I like ate shit off it. Like it was like, it was pretty hard to disembark, but like, You fell off it? Getting off. Yeah. Yeah. But I could, but besides that, like it was pretty easy. Like just riding. And did you guys have a guide or was it just you two just milling around? There was, there was, there was, it was like on a tour thing. Just out there, Lewis and Clark and like a couple of wiggas out there. Pretty much. You guys just riding off into the, Just trying to find gold. Found a gold digger instead. Not just kidding. Don't clean. Don't, don't put that in the gold. Take that out. I'm fucking with you. She's awesome. She is. What are some things that you really like about her, man? What makes it a good fit? She understands me. She's kind. But there's like a ton of things. I don't like, she's like, probably she, she makes me better in a lot of different ways. Of like, she just holds me accountable and stuff. Like, um, That's dope. I don't know. It genuinely, genuinely feels like a partner. So like, it's been fun. Did you think you would find somebody like her? Or was that like a surprise feeling? I ruled it out. So I was just like, I'm just going to roll solo pretty much my whole life. And then that happened. And then pretty much just hang out every day now. Wow. I'll take a best friend now. Yep. Pretty much. Hey, bro. You want me to put you on? Sounds like your girl. No, not with my girl. You're the one talking about eating pussy. I said it one time. But you like, what do you want? You got a roof, Crip City, or Lubies? There's two different types of dining. No, dude, I just, all I'm saying is, yes, I'm open to meet a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. It's a, look, it's one at a time. It's like, things take time. I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. It's my last question for you. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him? I think the Texans could use Antonio Brown. I think they could, they could, What's he in jail for? He's in jail for a tinted murder, I think. Okay, it's attempted. Well, at least he missed. I think, is that him for sure? Yes, that is him. Do you know what he did? Do you know what a distaur is? Uh-uh. He was at a Aiden Ross's boxing event and gotten some scruffles. Oh, I'd shoot myself if I had to go to that. Oh, my God. What do you say that? We wouldn't, we wouldn't. I'm joking, Aiden. It's on video. You've never seen that? Mm-hmm. And he shot someone? Well, he like, he's just running in, like kind of like, it's like an alleyway, and you just see him like, shoot? Like kind of shoot at someone. That's why I think it's attempted or whatever. But I wonder why it took so long, because it was like, cameras everywhere. If he gets released, right, do you, do you think the Texans should sign him? I think the Texans, if we have another losing season, should have a prison league, and then we should sign him. And we should sign everyone that's in prison and do it kind of like the longest yard. Amen. And that's how we bring the back, the blue collar vibe of Houston, because we lost it. Y'all did? We lost it, yes, because originally, Houston was the only city that was in the city originally, Houston was an oil town. And what happened with Houston was everyone, all the oil money guys, like went and bought up all the rights to the seats. And now they don't go unless you're like 10 and one, they try to sell the tickets, they never sell them. And if they do, it's the opposing team. So like all the tickets are owned by like, like corporate oil, oil and like corporate construction. Like, so it's like, you don't have any of the vibe of like, if you went to Pittsburgh, like it's like, like the vibe, like, like you go to Green Bay, like it's like the people, like that the Houston kind of lost that, they lost their identity. Amen. We also had the oilers leave. Yeah. Which if you're a Tennessee fan, you know that they ended up here. Fuck you all for that. Hey, look, what about the fact that almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh? Yeah, it was awesome. They on a fucking throne of things that we put together. And who, what was that last play? Tell me that last play. Oh, was that when they reached? Who did the reach? I know exactly. It's against the Rams. Super Bowl. Look up Tennessee Predators, 10 mile radius. There's going to be Kevin Dyson. Kevin Dyson, that that that play is insane. Yeah, this is it right here. Look at this. This is for the Super Bowl. Yep. And y'all deserve every ounce of every ounce of pain for that. You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC championship three times and lost to the Bills three times. The Oilers did? Yeah. Y'all lost to them three times and then they lost three times. Yes. Imagine getting beat by the fucking loser. We've never gotten to go to the party. That's why when the Astros won, like Houston lost their shit. Wide left, dude. Well, we also have their rockets, too. We're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice. Wide left, narrow. What are you talking about? You're about to do your penis size or what are you talking about? No, I was just saying, wide right. Or wide right. What was their kick? Oh, the, oh, the, when, who? Oh wait, who'd y'all lose two, three times, you said? We lost to the Bills with Jim Kelly. Yeah. Wide right. Yeah, that's how they kept missing. God, that's just. Heartbreaking times, man. That's just what happens. That's life, man. You know, sometimes you're just really close, but. You ever, like who's your, do you have a protein? New Orleans Saints. When you said Cam Jordan, it was awesome. Oh, really? They've had a really tough year. So you, so do you, do you go to any games or do you, do you like, uh, you, you watch them on Sundays or are you kind of like more like college? I'll go watch the games, but I've really fallen in with college football this year. Yeah, me too. You know, I'm going to go, yeah, just, I'm going to an Ole Miss game. Went to a Bama game, went to a Vols game the other night. That was pretty great. Well, the other thing too, that pisses me off is like NFL now. It's like, you watch it on 20 different. Yeah, and it's kind of, it's just too much. It just doesn't, I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't feel as much like, uh, I don't know. It used to feel different. Yeah. It's like, like way too transactional now. It feels like you want to, you want to watch this game, pay this. You want to watch it without ad pay this. It feels very transaction. You want a $20 hot dog. And then that was just a question for you. No, no, I want a $2. Frank. All right. You can put it away then. Say again, I'm still having change man. I want that $2. Frank. Call me. Sketch man. Thanks for hanging out dude. Thanks for having me. Yeah, bro. I'm looking forward. We get to grab some dinner. Yeah. Sounds good. Probably, I'll probably get a little work out in here at home and then I'll come and link up with you. Yeah, sounds good. I'll probably, you know, just get lubed up before. That's what I'd call drinking before like. Oh, getting lubed up. Okay. But like, that's what I said before everything happened. Now when I say it, it sounds like a dirty joke. Yeah. Things change. That's the only thing is like, I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, hey, whoa, hey. Like, that guy's yeah. That guy's one of us. What does that? That's deep. But is he being serious right now? Dude, what the heck man? Good to see you, bro. I'm happy that you're thriving. I'm happy that you're still figuring it out. Outside of streaming, is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do? Like the landscape kind of changes a lot. You're a creative guy. You're like a one of one. You're so specific with who you like you. There's no other you, right? So do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit or do you feel like streaming is kind of it for now? Streaming is it for now, but I definitely like reality TV aspects. I like hosting stuff. I like hosting the stream rewards was fun. But if I had a dream to be like, I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show where it's like either the office type vibe, where it's like riffing and laughing all the time or like step brothers. I like how Wolf Arrow and- John C. Riley? Yeah, John C. Riley and like Kenny P. Powers and stuff like that. I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel, like it's like they're just like shooting a shit. That would be a dream role. Oh yeah, dude. Or like to be able to like find something that was like to cling to. Or treasure hunting. What about that? We're actually thinking about something like that. Really? Yes. I can see that 100%. We're going to start doing geocache streams. You know geocaching is? It's where you go, you go hide, you go hide stuff and people go find it. Geocaching is a real world treasure hunt using GPS enabled devices to find hidden containers called geocaches. Geocaches? Yeah. Wow, dude, that sounds amazing. It's really fun actually. Oh bro, it sounds fascinating. So wait, so you- It's all over the world. So how would you be able to do it? Like give me an example of what that would be like. So you go on like a geocaching app and like they give you like the coordinates and they kind of like maybe describe where it's hidden and like you kind of have to go find it. Like it could be under a rock, it could be up in a tree. And who hides the stuff? Anyone? It's kind of like a, like a, it's anyone. It's like a, it's like a very community type thing. Like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something like, you know, like that type of vibe. So it's kind of like the Burning Man of Treasure Hunting. Like it's kind of like you take, you put, you get back, that sort of thing. It's pretty sick. And so, but people can hide anything. It can be a poem, it could be money, it could just be something like a positive like affirmation. It could be anything. Yeah, it'd be pretty pissed if it was a positive affirmation. It takes a while to get a lot of that stuff. If it just said life's good, I'd be like, it costs me $30 a gas, motherfucker. We're in California right now. Did you, uh, yeah, we have, yeah, what would be a good reality show, dude? I'm trying to think of some good names. Okay. Influences versus the real world. Ooh. So you would take, you take people and say like change of wind turbine. Like, you know how it's high up. So someone that's scared of heights go like take an influencer that like that's their, that's their fear or like take them and make them do like a dirty job of like, that's something like that don't, they don't like to do like change sewer or something like. And have them, have them go against the actual person that does that for a job in the real world. Yeah. Like either like have it walk through or like just something where it's like, you could see that like people always go like, well, they're like the streamer, harder than that. Like that rage bait question, but like doing that. Like what rate? Great question. You like there's a rage bait question that uh, is streaming harder than a real job. Oh, got it. And like, uh, like, it's not because you just turn on a camera and chill. But like, the usually lead up those type of people don't have callous hands like dealing. If you do it in like blue collar work. Yeah. You'll have callous sometimes fingertips just from hitting like, you know, uh, I got callous on this hand from Rub my pecker to me times. You're a pecker. Um, what was it? Another, oh, are you smarter than a meth head would be good. That is, that's actually a great one. Is that a show already? I think there is a guy that goes around and street, street interviews, uh, or dude, meth versus math, right? So somebody has to do math problems really fast before some meth head just choose their fucking arms and legs. I think if you found the right method though, math, math is supposed to, it's supposed to make you stronger apparently. Oh dude, for sure. Do you know how math was invented? Huh? Do you know that Nazis invented math? Oh, they did? Yeah. It was, it was a Nazi invention to keep, uh, because it, it lowers your appetite, keeps you up. And it was like a way like during the world to like to keep, keep your troops like, because they're fighting in, in Russia. So like, oh, it's a good point, huh? Right here it says methamphetamine known as pervite. During Nazi Germany was first synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company. Timler, Werke in 1937. It was introduced as a legal stimulant similar to similar to coffee and quickly became popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert. Fuck yeah, dude, meth versus math. Some dude walked into a classroom, huge math problem. He's got a solviness 30 seconds for a meth head gets loose and fucking starts nippling his fucking nipples off. You're probably gonna get a more than a nipple off. Oh dude. Yeah. A little bit. I think the, they talk about meth and that thing, like they talk about coke and, and Coca-Cola back in the day. Meth was, meth is fucking, I've never done meth. That would be crazy. Mama dad. Me. Yeah. Mama dad never done meth. Yeah, dude, I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game. Like a good game show? Yeah. Like a good game show. I think that meth thing would be good. Or anything else we didn't talk about. I think we covered a lot of stuff, huh? We covered a lot of stuff. You got anything else you want to talk about? No, I think it's just like, I think for me, I just like realized, I just got to let things be, you know, just let this like, you know, you, sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this and you can have some planning and stuff like that. But just to take a step back and just let things be sometimes, you know. And just soak in the moment. Yeah. Just give things a chance to be a little bit more and see what happens, you know, it's hard for me to sometimes, uh, uh. Like, are you a person that you don't like, you're like, you realize the good times after you're out of the good times type? Like in the moment, like you're like, Yeah, I just, I have so many like, like, just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens. And you know, just like, some of it's just like, hey, man, just let it be. And just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's going to be okay, even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's going to be fine. Yeah. You know. Definitely. Having faith is a big, is a big. Yeah. So I think just working on that probably a little bit more is something that, you know, I'm like thinking about a lot. Yeah. Um, Well, what was here for you if you need anything? Yeah, thanks, man. I know that. I appreciate that. You always check in like with some positive energy or see what's going on. So yeah, you FaceTime me in the sauna. I appreciate that. Yeah. Pretty cool. You're pretty, you're pretty liquided up. That was sweat. That was a lot of sweat. Yeah. Lights were off too. I couldn't even get him to work. Who gets in a sauna without the lights working? Dude, bro. That is, I told him that's a bathhouse. That's not, that is not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna. That's not your brother. You're, we've been in the same place. Come on. Come on. Brother, that's a cock. No. You're reaching for the door. That was why is there, why is there so many holes? Holy shit. Here's what I'm saying is, dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were a kid or not? Not this first time. I think the first time. Or you ever touched a tit or saw a real tit? I'm trying to think of like the first time I saw a real one. When was that time you saw a real tit? You remember it? Like I've been seen so many now. Oh my bad, bro. No, not like that. Like we're just like, just. Fucking tit Ricky over here, dude. You're, you're, you're, you're pussy the platypus. Dude, I was just saying, I had a little, a little. Sounded like you had a lot. You had a whole mouth full. Bro, we had this kid named Reginald who had seen a tit, right? And people heard that he had seen one and we were like, motherfucking Reginald. We're like, we're like, Reginald, what did it look like? And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of and he couldn't even fucking tell us and we're like trying to shake it out of. Trying to, trying to get the, don't we have a waterboard of them to get the. Draw that tit, Reginald. You know, he like tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit, tit. And with tit, you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or they're just saying tit over and over again, dude. It's like, it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, damn it, Reginald, tell us what it was like. He's like, you remember the first one you saw them? Tit, tit, tit. Or it was, it was Reginald. Reginald saw it. And we were all fucking quarter and dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school, we were like, Reginald saw a freaking tit. Reginald, you better get over here right now. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta show us. And Reginald, I think was low key gay. So he didn't, he shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset. Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits and Reginald gets. The one guy that doesn't like it, dude. The one guy that doesn't like it. The one guy who's like that. Oh, that's a small little tummy with a bump on it. You know, what are you talking about, Reginald? That's a tit. That's a succulent. God. That's a tit, tit, tit, tit. First, you just wanted to just fucking shake it out of him. That's a damn tit, Reginald. First, dip light. It's all that's so much hair and it looked like a Venus fly trap. And who was he? Who was he? No, he was a sheet. Yeah, sure it was. Huh? All right, we'll see you. Uh, we'll see you guys in the future, man. Definitely. Are you talking about them in the future or us? I'm going to jump in your stream tomorrow, man. Let's do it. Help make some fun content. Yeah, I'm so down. I've never done it. The only other stream. Yeah. You did speeds? I'm going to jump. I got to meet speed. That was the first time I'd ever met him. So it's kind of a lot. He like showed up. Dude, his life's insane though. He moves like the president. It's insane. I mean, he moves like the president. Speed had more. He had as many people around him as I would say like the press, like when I saw the vice president. It's insane. Like I've went to a soccer game and we were in the same box and there's kids like, and like he left at like half time because there was kids like just below his speed just going speed, speed, speed. Yeah. I was like, holy shit. It was pretty miraculous to see. But just get to see it. Say it, Reginald. Just to get to see him and see what his world was like was pretty awesome. Yeah. And the fact that he came by, it was nice of him. You know, that's just a lot of pressure doing that. He was doing like a 50 state tour or something. Yeah. He's awesome. So he's actually really cool. But I got to meet him a couple of times. Yeah. He seemed like a cool guy, man. I mean, he was cool. It was so quick. Yeah. That's why I like when I do my streams or whatever, I like to meet the people beforehand. And just at least say, hey, yeah. Yeah. Because then it's like, you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff. Yeah. Um, well, thanks so much for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again. And I'm looking forward to seeing you this weekend. And I got a pair of those shoes too. And these. Yeah. Yeah, dude, these are awesome. You can't see, but these are great. Yeah. These are great, dude. I do. These are these new Jordans. Are you serious? Yeah, the retirement Jordans. These are fucking slippers. Dude, these are damn pretty. Actually, these are some spaghetti sauce. You're going to find a lady in that. That's the problem. I think I can style you. You might be right. Let me see if I threw a chain on you. You think that would work? Maybe we do like that. And then suddenly I'm like wearing your shit. Yeah. It depends on what you're closet you're going. Yeah. Mike, come out looking like Wonder Woman. Yeah. Mike, come out wondering about men. All right. Bro, I love you, dude. Love you, too. Thank you so much for just being alive and creating cool stuff. You're going to do so much creative stuff in the world. And I'm happy to be here to witness it and always here if I can help her. And thank you, too, for just being somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going on. Yeah, bro. Love you. Love you, too, man. It's also always fun to be here. BLM, dude. BLM. I'll see you in the Subaru. Let's do it. Love you, bro. Thank you.