BEST of Brown Bag Mornings: 😳 Granny Gone Wild?!, 🕵️‍♂️ What’s Justin Timberlake Hiding & 📺 Zaddy on the News (03/04/26)

Best of brown bag Come here now. What's going on? Cheese Mation with Angie. Okay, this cheese is a little bit. Oh by the way Angie is out sick Yep, I hope she feels better send her good vibes, please send her medicine balls and all of that. Okay, but Justin Timberlake, I think he's trying to hide something. Hmm. Okay, so he was arrested I don't know if you guys saw this we all saw like the mugshot I remember of him being arrested like in the Hamptons Yeah, but he has now filed a petition to stop the release of body cam video from his drunk driving arrest And he says it would cause him irreparable harm if it got out. Oh What do you think was in there? I already know what was in there? He tried to bust some terrible dance moves to get out of the ticket. Oh, no, no, no, no Oh, if he was like I'm just in Timberlake Yeah It was just terrible cuz he's washed now and it was just like Nobody's gonna go to his tour if they see that It's Justin Timberlake, I think that would make him like more popping. No Okay, I was like what if he's listening to Britney Spears while they pull him over. Oh, that could be like what that's sex Oh, yeah, what's your passenger seat or something? I don't know It had to happen something he says it had to be something that he says to the to the officer. Yeah irreparable harm, bro. Mmm. Or is he was just so drunk that it's embarrassing No, I mean like embarrassing things happens every day that makes a celebrity more likable. Yeah What the heck would he have done to give irreparable harm? Yeah, I just picture him doing the rock your body like Vic said. Yeah I don't know Janet Jackson should have been banned more time or something. I don't know like something bad very well. Yeah It would have been terrible for him to say that He was arrested on a DWI charge after leaving the American hotel in Sag Harbor, New York Initially charged one count of driving while intoxicated in two citations one for running a stop sign and one for failure to keep in the lane Bruh, he was Good song Why do we have that in the system, but not all the old-school stuff that I was looking for the Why don't we have F faces by scarface in the system? Anyway, just in terms of like is trying to keep this drunk driving arrest Can't body cam video away from our eyes and you know that's gonna make us want to see it more Yeah, I know we didn't even know about no, I can't wait No Fifty-seven get on it We can't get keep it here more brown bag mornings on the way what's going down and scrolling my friend Yes, other shows have been talking about us, but won't say our name. Oh We're calling them out next. We're gonna call them out And inside petty police brah probably the grossest and pettiest way to show you love your partner in the face of social media We are going to talk about that Brown bag So this is one way to get back at social media for making fun of your boyfriend or husband Selena Gomez alright, let me take you back a little bit a little bit ago Selena Gomez is man Benny Blanco How would you describe Benny Blanco a guy's like it looks like Andre the giant yeah like a teacup Teacup. Yeah, yeah, he has fluffy hair You know recently did a podcast with Lil Dickie and in the podcast which is a video podcast You saw like that his feet were really really dirty like he just probably walks around barefoot Which might be a thing I know some people they do that for grounding ground Yeah, I'm saying that brings you close to the earth that settles your chakras equilibrium on that nervous system I think they watch their feet still though. Yeah If I would have done that as a kid I would have been grounded Yeah, true true instead of grounding you're right Vic But it wasn't just that he also was like hey can the mics pick up things that like noises from my body and Proceeded to do this You guys can pick this up Yes that clip went viral because people were like Selena Gomez. What the heck are you doing? Yeah, Miss rare beauty Miss Lena was a waverly place. Yep. Oh Selena Gomez. Yeah porque and those con este con las patas sucias right because she's so like Ganda the the farty fart sickin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so they go back on the podcast as a couple Selena Gomez is by the funky little feet of Benny Blanco And she kissed his feet live on camera what my mom said I was very He liked that. Oh No, I wasn't I liked it Oh Yeah, but that's what she kid she got back everybody was clowning him everybody was telling her why you wouldn't and she just Suck it to me. She was like no, I'm gonna kiss his feet live on this podcast Yeah, I'm gonna talk to my homegirl Selena Gomez cuz she just added me to her like best friends list on Instagram She added everybody that's the whole things and Gomez put everybody on there her close friends I gotta talk to her about me. That's disgusting like his feet are They weren't as dirty as the first time he was on I could tell like maybe she made him like clean that up If you if you could try to hear the little that she does watch my mom said I was very It was four play low key it was Oh, no, I wasn't I liked it. It made me feel good. I love you so much Oh She puts her head at his feet. Yeah, which I'll tell you as a wife that loves her husband I've kissed his feet. Yeah, I'm saying like his feet are up. I'll kiss him. Yeah, but they're clean, right? Yeah, but also it's like been a long day. They've been in socks. Yeah, like I'll still kiss them. Yeah Yeah, there's difference between maybe sweaty and dirty true You know I'm saying and I'll kiss them but like y'all will never see it It's unless he's down to do the only fan thing account that I was telling him we should do Don't be saying anything about her relationship. She'll just double down on you. Yeah, she's gonna do worse Let the Greg People need to put some respect on our names Oh People need to put respect on our names because we're going holo viral now We're going where? Hello viral hello viral. We're up right now because of our Byron Scott interview Yes, he was recently and we just did an interview with him Mm-hmm, and one of the questions that we asked him is going super viral concrete had asked him if LeBron Should be gone and be done with the Lakers and this is what Byron had to say are you ready to see him go from the Lakers? Yeah You know, I mean like I said, I'm a fan and but you know, I don't mince words either. I mean, I think this should be his last year here Yeah Teamwork makes the dream work. All right, and I saw it everywhere. It went everywhere, but nobody's giving us credit People are going on their own little shows This guy's called Colin what what's his name Colin cowherd calling cow cow He went on his show and didn't give us any credit, you know what he called us This is what he had to say Byron Scott on a popular local LA radio show yesterday Said what a lot of former late Wasn't wrong Popular but calling this local kind of feel like Right now the homie in Alabama listening to me. Yeah, and from LA the home Vicks cousin in Chicago got us right now I'm sure there's someone in Arizona because concrete's there right now. I'm sure there's someone in Arizona listening to us Yeah, that's what we got We gotta call him up We got work to do because I wish he would have said like But but it's clear it's clear as day I'm gonna mess that name up or it's three words. It's very long. I'm not gonna say it I mean he thought he was gonna be racially insensitive by saying the name You mean the uncle show the uncle show I like that show too Nightcap with Shannon sharp yep and Chad ocho single they talked about us too. Yes, but did this your name? Oh For the leg of Byron Scott was LeBron James off the team Scott said I think he should be his last year here I don't he don't have to go home But you got to get the hell out of here. Oh, Joe. Are you surprised to see Byron Scott publicly calling for LeBron's departure? That that one AI Byron Scott really said that Byron Scott really said that publicly that would he say yeah, you go on his podcast Would be gladly byron Scott's podcast if we wanted to That is what he said right here. I'm a bit Byron Scott really said that publicly that would he say yeah, you go on his podcast He was not on his podcast I'm so mad right. It's so mad after all the times we talked about you Shannon sharps Shannon sharp Shannon sharp Hey, maybe that was get back Oh Say my name say my name when no one is around you say brown back morning Say your name say my name you acting kind of shady and calling me brown back morning Oh my gosh Say our name. We need it. It's not that hard. It's three words Bag mornings. Okay. All right. I don't know someone call this brown bag people are Big bag morning. That's why I gotta call him the uncle show Yeah, you know Great job. Great job. All right. Check this out homie. You need a homie or need some help We'll need a line I mean full line. We got you for the homie helpline Robert needs our help Robert Robert hit us up and said brown bag My name is Robert and I saw you guys said send in lesbian stories. So here is mine. We didn't say that Concrete said it concrete said concrete said that because he said it's Mari march madness mari marcha madness. No, that's a march Mari march mari march mari march Mari marcha Okay, but he said Uh, it's uh send in lesbian stories. So here's mine. I can't believe I'm saying this but my granny Is getting cracked By a woman. This is not real and I don't know what to do about it He said my granny is 72 by the way This past weekend we went to brunch for my mom's birthday and we were all shocked at who she brought Granny brought a much younger woman with her and said this is her new girlfriend We had no idea. She was even lesbian She just sprung it on us out of nowhere Hmm. He said I'm not gonna lie though. My granny seemed really happy Uh, she was glowing had a new perfume didn't have that old red nail polish. She got french tips now Oh my god, um, and she hasn't seen this happy in 20 years since before my grandpa passed away She's never brought a partner around us since he died and I guess I now know why Uh, he said I talked to my mom about this. She's not sure what to think yet She's also processing it all the lady was so nice to all of us though great manners a real gentle woman Um, and she's probably in her like early 50s. He said, uh, but she looks good for her age And I'm just shocked and don't know how long this is going has has been going on behind our backs Brown back. How do I deal with my granny coming out? Grandma has a new Subaru out back Can you guys stop? I hope I hope I hope I hope our homegirls of the community can call in and tell us what kind of car they drive and one of them will not be Anyway, anyway, all right, so robbers conflicted because I guess I'm trying to trying to see How he can Deal with the situation of his abuelita. Yep Having a girlfriend. Yeah after this whole time having photos of the grandpa and like of course that's still that's still part of She still loves him all of that. He passed away 20 years ago is really She hasn't seemed this happy in 20 years before my grandpa passed. Yeah Wow, so very early. It's kind of like twofold right because it's like first. They didn't even know she was dating You know what I'm saying? They haven't met anybody that she's dated. She's older And then all this and now it's it's a it's a woman. You know, he's gotta be older if he knows how she was 20 years ago Yeah, yeah, yeah So you think he's probably like oh it's probably just a phase that she's going through right now Hmm, I mean she's in her last phase. I was about to say she's in her final phase She's 70 something 72 Which nothing wrong with 72. Don't do that. My dad 75 got way more to go My dad 75 got way more to go whatever you say Vic. She's going out with a bang She Get cracked. Okay. How does Robert? Deal is he saying how do I deal with my granny coming out? There's things that must be Like you're saying you're seeing all the happiness that she's gone through But there's things that must be a little bit weird for you guys not necessarily about the whole Who she's dating but that she's moved on past your grandpa Yeah, the that part's gonna be something new to deal with you said that this person seems really nice This person is also much younger than your abuelita if she's in her early 50s. That's a good 20 year difference Yeah, uh, okay. Robert told this that it's kind of just like when did it like is this thing that Is this something that just changes out of nowhere or was her relationship with my abuelita even real? Because he was a dude. Yeah He's going through his own little crisis. Yeah Missing his abuelito being the favorite one and then finding out that his grandma is now moving on and then finding out Moving on with a woman instead of a man in his in his point of view, right? It's making them question everything He has a lot of crisis. He's probably never gonna fall in love again Or period he's gonna be like, you know, I can't because we'll go back to my grandpa Something happens to me in 20 years. Look, he's gonna have paranoia with this girl like I know after I die. You're gonna marry your best friend I know it. I just know it because that's what happens Lady was not in their lives at all that when he got met her at a community center nearby So she's finding something to do. This was one of the volunteers. He told us. Oh, she found something to do. All right The community what are you gonna hang out with your grandma? Are you gonna hang out with your grandma? You guys are not gonna be there further in 24 seven because they're older. Yeah, then she finds company and you're mad This this could change everything. I'm coming Someone uh All right, start off up. I asked in there my Gabby in south gate Gabby. When was the as Gabby? How are you? Good morning. When is the as Gabby talk to us? What would you tell Robert? Robert's kind of going through a little crisis his awaito passed away. It's about to be 20 years They're planning a really big party but he just found out that or recently found out that his awaita is has a girlfriend And is gonna bring that girlfriend to the 20 year anniversary And he wants to know if he should just be like no, we can't do you cannot bring her Or if they should allow this new this new flame in that awaita's life So I think to the original question about how does he deal with his awaita getting cracked by a girl? Um, he needs to mind his business Because I don't know if it would make him sleep better at night knowing that she was getting piped down by some old man Oh Right Because he said it like that. Yeah You're right. You gotta hit him. Yeah. He said it cracked by a woman. All right You want him piped by with all these old pipes the rusty pipes rusty pipe in there? Yeah, you want a rusty pipe in there? Does she have an iron deficiency not anymore? Slypes Yeah Okay, now how about the part now as we're going to the Going to the anniversary I mean same thing treated the same way you would if moved on did they expect her to never move on But I understand if they find it a little bit weird Um, but I think they just need to face it that same way if she had brought a man How would they react then are they still gonna tell her? Hey, you know what we we're not feeling it You know, maybe not yet or maybe we feel like out of respect for him and what you had with him What should be the same way no matter what? Like that's what I'm saying I mean, it's probably just like okay if they see her with like, you know old dude from like the old folks home It's like, okay. I get it. All right. Well, he just texted back gabby when he says you sound hot for all that talking Oh gosh And then he also said that yeah, he would still feel the same way if it was a dude Because it's for the grandpa Okay, then They should all all the family should get together and they should tell her like, you know, I understand He was your man at the end of the day also But you know, so all who are his family too. We're not really comfortable with this Yeah, and her girlfriend should understand that hold on gabby. He's just saying what's up tell her what's up tell her what's up No, I have a man there you go If your man never passed away, would you uh, no Well, no, I'd be going with them too Oh, you're so cute gabby just like me Is what we do why do you even bring up those stupid questions? That's our one question She's the one that's talking about her grandma getting cracked by an old guy Piped Thinking about the wrinkly Yeah, it's crazy The rusty trauma. Okay. Okay. Alex and reno. Oh look reno reno How hurt uh, Alex Alex Uh, what's up, Alex? Let's talk to Robert Robert trying to figure out how to deal with his abuelita Having a girlfriend after all of these years. They had she had an abuelito. He passed away 20 years ago He's also the favorite grandchild of that abuelito. So he kind of feels like this extra like no It's about it was about to be 20 years anniversary We're gonna throw a remember memorial party for him and abuelita wants to bring her new girlfriend. What would you tell him? So I'll make quick because um, but I agree with gabby. I think you should mind his own business Hmm All right. Thank you so much. You're so fast. Very insightful. Yeah No, he he should mind his own business, bro And the fact that like the grandpa like recipe to grandpa, but like that's what died 20 years ago, bro I think your grandma's your grandpa. Oh my god. I hope my nettles don't think like wow What does it matter the time that is your mother? Time in time is a human construct, bro It could happen just yesterday. Didn't you see interstellar one hour turns into 30 months or something? Yeah Yeah, his soul in his soul. I never seen any story. Oh go watch it. It's a great movie in his soul only five minutes went by So after five minutes after he's just seeing What about yeah, what about his his speed to kind of watching overall of this? Yeah I Don't know my my girl's grandma's uh Let's in and and we all love her bro Like no one no one ever criticized her no one cares and she's like the piece of nice person So I if she wants to roll that way, I think that I think you should just let her bow let her live her life Yeah, and to me that's the least of the like. Oh my gosh like that you of course Yeah, and that's how you chose to move on but it's the moving on period It's the 20 years bringing the new person to bring the new person Yeah, that's like a whole like you're old bringing a new person until you should just die I mean you're like just die alone from what it seemed like. I mean, okay, so like all the songs say die die alone Yeah, I'll be single for the rest of my life. There's that one my great grandma um her husband my great grandpa passed away when I think she was in her 30s And as far as we know, she's never dated it ever since They had 12 kids and she was just like, all right. I just I'm a single I'm single mom now A lot of older people did just accept that they're gonna be by themselves after that to this day Yeah, these days like she hasn't dated remarry nothing the whole time and and you know I'm not saying it's wrong if you do but I'm just saying like sometimes they're just like, all right. Peace out Danny and mission hills. What's up, Danny Hey, what's up guys? So I I've had my talk with my wife about this I get something more to happen to me and I just told her remarry who cares i'm dead like have a good time have fun Like here's what the grandma's doing. Just let her have a good time, dude. It's like who cares i'm gone Okay, what was her response? She said no You don't let me enough that you want me to keep me forever I think she thinks I'm testing her but I'm not testing her I'm dead serious like if something happens to me I'm gone whatever you believe in heaven hell whatever yeah like I'm somewhere else doing my thing you're going with 72 virgins hey Helen Keller doesn't look too bad I'm sure whatever come on watch you oh that one Helen Keller? Out of all what? yeah Marilyn Monroe a lot of people you can name but that's where you're right yeah that's what you're getting up bro that is crazy you think she could see in the afterlife I want to talk to your wife she's got sick out of all people Helen Keller I don't know who Helen Keller is I'm one of the few that doesn't she's deaf and blind no wait bro Greg no who am I thinking of who am I thinking of you're on your own bro are you thinking of the diary girl he's thinking of her I think I don't even want to say the name I'm Frank I'm thinking of that Frank bro whatever I'm done you oh my god what's up this is B-Rail from Cypress Hill where are you from don't you know I'm local you guys Zeddy was on the news what? Zeddy who? Zeddy and who is Zeddy? who's Zeddy? who are you saying is Zeddy? who's my Zeddy? you tell me who's Zeddy who's Zeddy you have your Zeddy at your casa who's my Zeddy? say it you say it who's my Zeddy? that's also Umberto Zeddy Umberto probably say it where is he? he won his debt Umberto? Umberto get over here he's happy about it too he's in the restroom? probably watch the video right now I'm probably watching the video right now we're not going to move till Umberto comes to tell me who's Zeddy none of you will say it Ramona do you want to say who's Zeddy? Jorge Peneche he's taking marathon from figurative to literal was always part of the plan he's the one that put the battery in our team's bag and said we're going to do it and in order to make good on that promise you know in 2024 we you know our team took the initiative and said you know let's move forward on this Peneche helped found the marathon run club to fulfill that mission putting out an invite to the community all of the participants are raising money for the neighborhood Nip foundation one of their goals is to crunch on Sloss and Plaza that used to house the marathon clothing store into a community center all of that is amazing like you deserve that was so awesome but I'm still his wife you let another woman interview him? wow here's me cause you might hear this and be like this is really nice and I hear this and I'm like lady suffering husband listen we're chipping away one dollar at a time we need to happen one mile at a time why is he laughing? he was not just laughing at somebody else don't you also interview people? so why did another woman do it? yeah you could have done it they should have gave you the mic wow I was here at the time they should have waited don't start the show these are all valid arguments that I will use if my little tuxi cop would be with him later what's happening for you? what's funny? I thought it was just tripping wait what's so funny? we're chipping away one dollar at a time to make it happen and one mile at a time nooo we're stuttering too it just happens he thinks really fast that I can't blame him for thank you for joining me I wanted to see if I was valid or not shout out to them thank you for the neighborhood new foundation it's going down this Sunday the LA marathon they could have interviewed him as a team but they just chose him no yes hey just don't let the the telemundo or the unovisión women do it you were there yesterday did telemundo interview Jorge? yeah they did did you do the weather? the weather girl there was there a girl or a guy that interviewed him it was a lady that's two back to back? alright tomorrow, all morning long who's my Zaddy? Jorge? say Jorge's your Zaddy Jorge's your Zaddy that's my girl right there let's go now what's going on? cheese mation with Angie alright big up to Hilary Duff man she is doing her thing not only was she incredible when her younger years and her music career and acting career they had all the cool hairstyles I really appreciate me some of the Zima Gwaiers from Hilary Duff but she was also on a podcast where they were talking about food and she wanted to tell the podcast about her favorite plate at a restaurant called Casa Vega that's out in the valley she talked about a specific plate and the internet is on fire we all want her at our house oh gosh they have this thing called moquejete you know like a mortar and pestle it looks like a bigger one of those number one I never knew what a mortar and pestle was I had to google it and it makes sense huh? a mortar and pestle is small moquejete it looks like a little cup almost I just don't like the name mortar and pestle when you smash avocados in right? no that's the moquejete the mortar and pestle is for spices and stuff I think it's like a small one, a cup one let's keep going and there's beef, chicken and shrimp inside and then there's a pepper that's almost like a chili relleno but not fried who showed her chili relleno? I feel like the person she's talking to has no idea about anything she's saying this other lady is like I know comprendo I've only been to Cabo I've only been to Cabo and it's stuffed with a cheese it's a sharing meal and then it has a special sauce then that's what makes it the moquejete and like okay so I'm like wow lady, wow you know a lot that's a lot about a restaurant she even knows what happens in our homes listen, usually in like a Mexican family they'll have their own special sauce and so costa vegas happens to be really good how do you know that? let me find out she was dating a Latino man look at her, her man's not her man's not Latino that's what I'm saying maybe back in the day the homegirls Latina the homegirls Lisi McGuire's Latina the little homegirl yeah I forgot her name but yeah me too, but I saw myself I look like her I don't know someone showed her moquejete I feel like that there is like on albums you have like the singles the album cut or the deep cut she knew a deep cut Latino dish she's not talking about enchiladas or you know tamales no yeah she knows the tacos the tamales even going the what is it called the ones that sizzle that everyone gets stuff that he does even that one I would think she would go to she went to moquejete you really gotta know she described it way better than I would have I would have been like uhhhh tiene carne you know the thing that she put on her washes and then um you know there's some tortillas around there put on the center of the table everyone did dig in that's how I would have described it she did a way better job Miranda Sanchez Leilani La Lani wait what are you talking about in the show oh gosh okay so they have this thing called moquejete it's so funny the way that she explains our culture I know sit down because I'm going to tell you all about it the latines are latining I was going to say lindsay lillian no that was your odd bag in the day we got to hillary dove you're invited to the carnosada to a moquejete to all of that Greg wants to mow your head there too oh great