Katie Lowes & Zach Noe Towers: Awards & Burritos

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. They said that I am by far the most difficult talent that they're working with. You know, we could say we don't judge. I judge, and I was judging. Money doesn't make you an asshole, but if you're an asshole and with a ton of money, you're gonna be a bigger asshole. Why are you looking at me? No, I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to look in that direction. Why are you looking right at me? Well, Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Katie Lowe's and Zach Noe Towers joined the show. We talk about major awards and breakfast burritos, plus Katie tries her best to get a free mattress. Good morning. Good morning. So I think I know it's going to be good. You know, I don't know if I'm being punk today or what's happening, but apparently, California State Assembly member Mark Gonzalez is here today who is going to be presenting Jeff Lewis live with some sort of state proclamation. I think it's some sort of joke. I think he might be a stripper. What? Yeah. Is this for my birthday? Am I getting a stripper for my birthday? It's coming up next week. Proclamations can be bad though. Am I getting Mark for my birthday? Is that what's happening? I would love for an elected official to give you a lap dance. The crazy part is like this card looks so official. Read it. Katie Lowe's read it. Okay, hold on. I mean, I'm falling for this. Mark Gonzalez, Assembly member, 54th District Majority Whip, California Legislature, Capital Office, Full Address in Sacramento, California, which lines up District Office in LA. Oh, it looks. Follow us. Do we check the phone numbers? Do we check the social media account? Because she said majority whip. What kind of whip is this? Hopefully the good kind. That's what I'm saying. Doesn't it look real? And there's like, there's a texture to it. Like there's a seal. Holy shit. So what's happening? What are you being awarded with? I don't know. That's why I think it's a joke. I don't think it's good. I think you're in trouble. Like what are we proclaiming? Am I getting arrested? I think you're in trouble. I mean, I love that you went to it could be something good. I went to like, we're getting arrested. Right. You're right. Something is bad. You're being like. Where'd you get those diamonds? Did you get those for free too? No, I wish, but I do love you guys. Mommato jewelry. Shout out. Okay. I'm Mommato Dines. I love you guys. I love my diamond earrings. I wear them all the time. No, these were grandma phase. Oh, that's nice. You got that from grandma? Yeah. Well, Adam's grandma. Nice. When she passed away, there were some broaches and things that I had taken apart and put together. That's really nice necklace. I bet she was wearing it in the coffin. Can I see that please? Katie was like. Majority whips. I did not. Yes. Thank you. Majority whip whip. What is he coming here? Yeah, he's in the green room right now. What? Oh, we met him. Yeah. Yeah. He's gay. Are you sure? Things just got interesting. I think. Oh, no, me just accusing people of being gay. Yeah, I don't know. That's a good idea. I get arrested. You just outed him. Well, no. Okay. So maybe this is gay related. Oh, a gay proclamation. Oh, you think it is? I don't know. You're allowed to get it. The gays never recognize me. Ever. Well. Like we just get snubbed every year by GLAAD. That's so sad. Well, because I don't like the gays. And they've listened to the show probably. That is. I love lesbians. Hunting wives should get a GLAAD award. It's very good. We did. We were nominated for like a bunch of different GLAAD award things. I couldn't make to the. Oh, no, I don't think I was invited. Well, you weren't invited. Correct. You weren't invited. I was not invited. They invited our amazing showrunner Rebecca Cutter and the author of the book, The Hunting Wives, May Cobb, and they went and they had a great time. And probably the first two on the call sheet. Yeah, Brittany and. Brittany and. Yeah, I think they. Alyn and. Mollin. Mollin. Mollin. Mollin. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I was not invited. They're not inviting number six on the. Five. Five. I'm five. I'm five. I'm five. I'm five. I'm five. I was also five on scandal. Wow. I've been five a lot. It's my kind of sweet spot. Oh, I love it. Where is she here? Well, there's you. There's me. There's Jameson. There's Oscar. There's. Oh, I'm way low down. There's Alyn. I'm five. I think you're probably in the 20s. I think I'm way low. There's Mark Gonzalez. I'm low. That's okay. Katie Low. I think you're right before Sarah. She goes to Low and Low. Right before Sarah Cologne, I think. You're right before Sarah. Wow. Sarah Ketchan Strayes. Everyone's right before Sarah. Oh, no. He's saying something off my. Jeff Hitchhitch. He was telling us secret. Jeff is going off Mike, which scares me. No, I just thought I had a pretty good song when Mark comes in. I think we should introduce Mark Gonzalez. This is about to be the most offensive thing you've ever done. Here we go. I'm excited. Here comes my birthday gift. Wait, it's happening now. Let's bring him in. I don't feel safe. Come on, Mark Gonzalez. Genuine. There he is. Wow. Assemblyman Mark Gonzalez. Wow. Oh, wow. Hi Mark. Always got a couple layers on. I love it. Wow. Oh, take off the jacket. He's wearing a pride flag. He's a pride. That's awesome. An ally. Okay. So you're not a stripper? Not yet. Okay. Today is young. Okay. So we are here to commemorate you today. Crazy. So we're going to start with Jeff. What? If you guys can hand me, by the way, this is Nina. She's my version of an Annie. So. Nina. First of all, shout out, Shane. We'll start today off with that. Shout out Mark Gonzalez. But I know that Danny Heng, you know, came here and gave a recognition, right? For West Hollywood. For West Hollywood. Danny Woo. I feel so honored to see you for this. So Danny gave you something. By the way, Alma Chomp, I listen every day in Sacramento. Just so you know, I go back and forth. I take Southwest Airlines. I know you're a fan of that right now. But as I told Michael Beck, I was not going to be, you know, outdid by the City of West Hollywood. So your birthday is coming up, right? It is. So how old are you going to be? Okay. Got it. Google it. So I wanted to declare Jeff Lewis Day for simply being born. So I'll go ahead and read the last part that says. It's about fucking time. No. Whereas also appreciated for his caring nature, Jeff has participated in philanthropic initiatives, such as a renovate to donate, which supported the Amanda Foundation, a nonprofit rescue organization. And whereas. Yes, you did. And project angel food, I think. The contributions that Jeff Lewis has made to the entertainment industry, as well as his viewing and listening audiences have been invaluable. And he has made a lasting positive impression on those whom he has been associated now, therefore be it resolved by a similar mark and Zoll is that Jeff Lewis be commended for his exemplary record of service to people throughout the state of California and beyond an extended sincere best wishes for continued success in his future endeavors dated March 24th on your birthday. It is Jeff Lewis Day in the state of California. So sorry, Danny, we can replace that little West Hollywood ones. This is incredible. Thank you. So this is for you. I'm so emotional about this. After last week, my PR crisis is sold. Yes. Wow. Wow. I'm so happy. Perfect timing. I really needed this proclamation today. Thank you. You have to hang that up in your office. And the green ribbon is giving Wicked Witch. So that's it's very on brand. Yeah. And not to shade Danny, but we had to get that one framed ourselves. This is you're really came in a beautiful frame. We do love Danny, though. Of course. And we had drinks with Danny at Craig's. I love it. I just I just saw Danny last night and I told him. Yes, I told him that I was going to be here today. And he's aware. I think you guys should all hang out. He was a little hater. On your birthday. We all should hang out. Danny's a hater. A little hater because, you know, why tell me? Because I'm the state. He's a city. Oh, that's one of 88 cities in the county. State Trump City. Yeah, exactly. This is beautiful. We're going to go national for you next. You'll see. Look at the frame. Look at the mountain. No, I can see what the state has. Is this where the 20 billion went? Yes. That's your taxpayer dollars. Exactly. It's a beautiful. Here it is in this world. Worth it. Worth it. Exactly. It's a beautiful gilded frame with a lovely green mat. It's gorgeous. And it looks like it's embossed. It's really beautiful. Do we want to put it here or do we want to put it in my office? Don't you think your parents would be so proud? Your brother? My mom passed away. Thanks for bringing that up. Thanks, Katie. She can still see. I feel her. We all know his grandma is his big daddy. We do have a. We want to bring up my grandma too. They all are here in spirit. They're all here in spirit. We do have a psychic on the show on Monday, so maybe we can ask them. Way to bring it down, Katie. How good are you doing? But I don't know. I don't know. I'm not good at your dad. I didn't want other people to be left out. I brought other certificates for other people. Like who? Like her son. Should we start with our show? Hey, Mom. Oh my. How cute. You want me to read it? Yeah. He's all there in the corner still. He got out of the red car debt. Congratulations. So on behalf of the California Steel Legislature and the 54 district, I commend you for proving that one man can truly do it all from running the board, calling a wrestling match, and deliver elite banter with piercing blue eyes that somehow distract from the chaos. A proud bisexual man, former Marriott employee, Funko Pop collector, and devoted Disney Night Universal Studios enthusiast, you've mastered the art of balancing theme park magic with very real credit card debt. It's a lifestyle. It's a commitment. And frankly, it's impressive. You're a living proof that you can chase thrills, drop sound cues, and rack up points and interests all at the same time. Wow. He does have blue eyes. So that's for Oscar. Okay. Okay, here Oscar. I got it framed, Oscar. But no day. Does he get an hour? We can't read every one of our. Okay. So ones for what would you want to do? Kean, it's kind of fun. Yes. No. Does it mention? Yeah, I'm kind of curious. Okay. So I'll skip the, I commend you for your tireless dedication to content and by content, we mean your ongoing field research into dating, thirst traps, and the modern milk economy. Your commitment to studying heterosexual relationships so aggressively, so public and opt in is noted. Despite your repeated claims that you are not part of the LGBT community, your work continues to raise important questions and even more engagement. A proud Irishman with a global mission, you've turned chasing viral moments and women into a full-time academic pursuit. We thank you for your service. Wow. Okay, so congratulations. I mean, we've got to do Shane. Shane, okay. We have to. I'll be quick. You are the go-to for everything, producing, coordinating, booking, and somehow still finding time to deliver perfectly time-well-nilers from your humble beginnings, crafting DQ blizzards to becoming one of the most reliable forces behind the show. Your rise has been nothing but short of inspirational. Add in the hot boyfriend and your wildly successful cameo career and it's clear you've mastered the art of being both indispensable and very likable. Shout out Shane. Oh, now I'm going to cry. Our Dairy Queen. It's so good. It's so good. Sheamus is up next. Okay. Sweet. I commend you for writing the entire show while maintaining the vocal tone of meditation app and the digestive honesty of a Yelp review. Your consistency and inspiring calling out sick only once is less than an achievement and more of a personality trait. Frankly, Mademoiselle should be cutting you a sponsorship deal by now. A true gender snap with just enough edge, you somehow balance producing chaos with a life that includes a boyfriend in the gay man's chorus, wellness retreats in Glendale, and an unwavering loyalty to Tamil shanters and Dizzy Lent. It's range. It's discipline. It's fiber. It's so good. It's so cute. I'm so touched. Your face is so cute. That is so cute. So touched. There's one for Katie. I commend you for bringing true main character energy to every appearance from your unforgettable portrayal of Quinn Perkins on scandal to hunting to hunting wives. RIP. They killed you off. Yes. And now into the Jeff Lewis University seamlessly blend talent charm and just the right amount of chaos. A proud, gluten-free, pretzel entrepreneur and all around force of nature. Your performance and advocacy continue inspire. Olivia Pope would be absolutely approved. Oh my gosh. Wow. I am so touched. So cute. I'm going to bring this. All right. So sweet. I commend you for pursuing your dreams even though your friends and are tired of you sharing clips of online and we can't wait for you to get a real job. Comedy belongs on Vine. So probably doesn't belong online or in public between your new hair growth and your massive TV obsession with horror films and unforgettable bravery meeting someone in a park and from an RV. You continue to prove that courage, chaos and questionable life choices can coexist beautifully. Oh wait, mine was just me. It was. Did anyone plug that? It was not one nice thing. Not one. He's not here. No, let's go to the next one. Do you have Annie? Let's see here. Annie. No. There we go. Okay. Slay me. I commend you for being the human embodiment of slay mama. Your social media game is on point. Your wit is chaotic and your influencer energy keeps the show culturally relevant and just a little unhinge. Go look on your journey to digital domination. Whatever platform that may ultimately be only fans, tick tock. Algorithm is yours to conquer. Thank you, Papa. Everyone had a positive one except for Zach. We have positive ones for everybody, but these are just the fun ones. You are such a dream. Thank you so much. This is such an honor. Did we do the Shafi one? I can't wait for Shafi one. What a chump. Wow. We really appreciate you coming down here. Am I honorary chump yet? Do you work in Sacramento? I do work in Sacramento. Monday through Thursday and I live in LA Friday through Sunday. So I take Southwest. Wow, you're committed. You must have so many miles. I have almost a million. Oh my gosh. That's for you by the way. Shafi Proxola Award. What is this? Marcus was like, yeah. So we were given paper certificates, but now they're framed as well. Look at all of them. I'm dying. Adam's going to lose his mind. That's not happening. So what is that? Can you give me Zach? Because I wanted to cry. I'm losing my mind too. This is a real one. This is a nice version of the real one. I like the new Steve version. This is a real nice one. I know you're all sad over there. Don't trip. This is unbelievable. Oh my God. I swear to God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. I swear to God. Jeff Lewis Live is the gift that just keeps on giving. Look, you were honored today. I'm honored. I've never been honored in my life. I've never won any award. Do we think California taxpayers are happy to know that this was all done on the tax dime? Is it time for break? Well, we thank you so much, Mark Gonzalez. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming down here from Sacramento. Oh, here we go. Now. Time for the show. I love it. Of course. Thank you. Oh my God. Thank you, Mark. That was beautiful, Mark. I can't wait to celebrate Jeff Lewis Day. Can we get Mark's number so we can go to drinks with him? Yes. All right. And the bars. Yes. If you did drinks with the WeHo guy, you need to do cocaine with Mark. Yeah, you need to take it up. This is the state. These are funny. This is the state. N'Molly on the tax payer dime. Can we put it on his credit card? This business. Yes. He can expense it. Well drinks only though. Well vodka. Yeah. Thank you guys. The last of it. Have a great weekend. Thank you. All right. We're going to hang it there. We're going to probably put the city of West Hollywood underneath. We'll move the city of West Hollywood down. Yeah. Or should we hang the state in your office? I mean, that's not a bad idea. It's on. I don't know. I just feel like we're going to get so many awards over the next few months. Right. Put it in your car windshield. Like on the dash. That's a great idea. You know. You can't get a speeding ticket. Now that everyone is listening. I'm sorry. What is happening? What are you doing? Now you're here today. Katie Lowe's. Yeah. Because you need a new mattress. Correct. Let's really, I'm high low you guys. I go from getting awards to asking for a free mattress. Okay. So let's talk about your mattress. I need help. Okay. My mattress is over 10 years old. I have a horrible back when I sleep at home. Every time I go away. Oh my God. Look how respectable this show was. And now we're talking about mattress. No, this is important to her. Okay. Thank you. Her back is bothering her. Jameson. It's killing me. So you realized this because you started sleeping while at hotels. Yes. Like every time I go away, my back is fine. I was away in Whistler last week and I was in Vegas and my back was fine. And then I put a two inch. Literally Katie. And I was like, Oh my God, our mattress is over 10 years old. I think it's time. But then I went down the spiral of trying to find a mattress and all these companies. I even did a sleep podcast brought to you by mattress firm five years ago. So I think that's a little bit too late to email them and be like, Hey, I'm ready for that free mattress for a mattress now. But you're asking now for a mattress company to please DM you. And you're happy to promote the mattress in exchange for a free mattress. Of course. The best mattresses I have. What is it? We're free. I'm not spending $4,000 on a mattress. No, it's insane. But I'll post all day long for one. All day. And also we spend a lot of time on our backs. Yeah. Breach. And I need a quality mattress. I'm also old. I really feel it now. Can you say on air what your mattress company is or you have a couple different companies? No, I've had a few. So I've had a few tradeouts. Like I got a Tempur-Pedic. How was that? $4,000 mattress. No, for free. That's in the guest room bed, right? That's a nice mattress. No, I have that. How did you get it? That was in the Sherman Oaks house guest room. And then when you moved to Hollywood, you didn't have a guest room. So I took it from my apartment. Nice. So you've got my $4,000 mattress? Yeah. So I sleep so good. You do? So good. Okay. And then I got another high-end brand too. That's how you do it. What about, here's a question. If you like something different than the person you're sleeping with, like he likes soft, I like hard. Sleep number. Sleep number. Up and down. Split seas. Yeah. He's going to have to deal with it. Deal with it. Agreed. Okay. Okay. Are you hearing that Adam Shapiro, Shab Shab Shabee? We're just going with whatever's free. And I will post all day all night. I will jump, I will pillow, fight. I'll do whatever they want. I bought a basic bitch mattress two weeks ago or last week and that thing was $1,200. Yeah. Damn. The mattresses are really expensive. Yeah. What was it? A Sealy? That was a Sealy. And they're known for comfort. Quality. And what else? And being rectangular. I forgot. There's like a third thing. Being rectangular. Yeah. They didn't give me a discount. Frank and I have one of those purple ones. Purple. And that's his bed. Organic. So I was a little nervous about it because I like a very firm mattress. Is purple the name of the brand? It's purple. It's like squishy purple. It's called purple. It's organic. And I like it. Oh, I like organic. 10 years old. So your mattress must be like sunken in and yellow. It's really bad. Is it really stained? It's full of mites. No, it's not really stained, but there's just like no support. Not only when I sleep, but in all the ways you use a mattress. There's just no support. Okay. There's just no support. Okay. It's like time to step it up. My back really hurts. So if you are a mattress company, please reach out to Katie Lowe's at what's your Instagram? KTQ Lowe's please DM me. And I'll take one too. Okay. Where do we go? It's time. Zach Noey Towers. I'll take one too at JL Jeff Lewis. I want one too, Shane.Douglas. It's time for me to have a king size bed. Annie, do you want a mattress? Yeah, I would love a mattress. And one for my guest room too. I think we could do like a whole post together. Like we could just do it. Yes. We could all get on a mattress together. We could stack them. Yeah. Like Princess of the Pea. Princess of the Pea. You should be doing a lot more commercials, endorsements, and you're very advertiser-friendly. Why, thank you. And the last time you were here, so it's crazy, every time you come here you get shit for free. Yeah. And the Shappie Pretzels order would go up. I love Chumps and I love Jeff Lewis live. Let me just say that. Oh, they're going to clip that. No, because it's going to seem so out of context. It's too positive. I love the Chumps and Jeff Lewis live. I did make a mark to clip it, but it won't appear in one of our open. But maybe in some promotional material. Yeah, sure, great. Now let's bring it down. You have celiac disease. You should find a way to work that in. Now the last time you were here, you got invited to the celiac cruise. For free. And I asked to. Are you going to go? No, no, I'm kidding. No, I might. I just am picky about my cruises, although you're not. You went on a cruise. What the hell was that? You went on a floating trash dump. Shots fired. You love to cruise. I mean, I go on GayCruises. I perform on GayCruises. Right. Which you look down on. Yes. No, I would go with you on that. I've just been on cruises with my kids and I and it's like. Oh, family cruises. No. Yeah, it's a little like. Virgin is where it's at. It's just a little if it's really. It's just hard. Like I'm getting it's like you're with fans all day. It's like kind of exhausting. I'm sorry. I'm sounding really like. Wow. Well, so sorry. Your fans are bothering you. This is coming out terribly. You're just like you're trapped. I'm trapped. I'm running around. My kids, my kids, it's just like I don't know. I have to figure out what kind of cruise I could go on that I like. I went on a Viking River cruise once with my whole family that was amazing, but they don't allow children under 12. Have you ever been on a Viking River cruise? I've never been on a cruise. Period. Why don't you go on cruises? I have lots of fears around cruises. The boats, the nor virus, the rogue waves. No, no, no, no. You're fine. You're fine. I get seasick. Yeah. I did too last time too. I'm claustrophobic. Yeah. I don't know. I know. Got issues. That's why I didn't jump at the opportunity at the Seelyac cruise. I thought you would because you asked for it. Yeah. Oh, you wanted them to pay you. Correct. I get it. So they offered you the free cruise, but they didn't pay you. So now, okay, so let them know. Yes. I would love to go for an appearance fee. Yes. And then you'll feel great all day about saying hi to fans. Correct. Yep. Do you understand? Yes, I do. Like it's a little bit of a work thing. Of course it is. Where it's like, oh, you know, I'm just figuring out how far I can get pushed. And you get paid and that's why you go on those cruises. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. I just end up on them. Right. So, right. Okay. Yeah, I'm not doing it for like free. Okay. Yeah, I get paid. See, I wasn't specific in my last ask. So thank you, Jeff Lewis, for leading me into a more specific ask. Katie, which one did they offer you? Was it Spain and Italy? Yes. Was it New England? Yes. Spain and Italy? Yes. Wow. You don't know. No, no, it was Spain and Italy. Amsterdam. No, was it Amsterdam? No, no, no, no, no, because these were years out. They were like, what do you want to do in 2027? And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing in 2027. Hopefully I have a job and I'm unavailable. Yeah. Right. I know that's too far ahead to look. They were like trying to do like Christmas time of 2027. I was like, dudes, I really don't know. No. I don't know. They have a lot. It probably sucks because it's all gluten free. Well, that's the point of the cruise. Oh, so the point is you're safe to just eat whatever you see. It's incredible. Yeah. What can you eat? Well, I can eat everything gluten free, but imagine these families. What doesn't have gluten? Hold on. Imagine these families that get to go on these cruises and not have to worry about their kids cross contaminating. It's actually like a full need and an amazing experience. It is really cool. I do not have that celiac. It's gluten free. Oh my God. Apples. Chicken. All meat. All fruit. All liquor. Gluten free. But like cookies. Beer is not. Cookies, gluten. Can't do beer. Yeah, but there are. Glutinies have gluten. Tates. Yeah, that you can't eat. So it's a cruise with no bread and no beer. Well, no good bread. And also their kitchens don't cross contaminate. They've gone on the cruise and taught the kitchens how to actually make. I love that when I come on here, we talk so much about celiac. It's so insane. I love it. It's your identity. It's actually a really good idea because then you won't get bloated on the cruise and in a bikini the whole time. What have we got? Annie is putting the pieces together. Katie, what about tequila? Gluten free. Gluten free. But. Celiac disease is no big deal. It is not. Jeff, it is. She's so traumatic about it. How is this a big deal? Sorry, you're skinny. It's like just eating your food. Yeah. That's why you're so skinny. Yes, I did lose a lot of bloating once I was diagnosed celiac, but a lot of kids actually can't even cross contaminate. Jeff, I just want to remind you remember about your insensitivities about diabetes. Just tread lightly here. Oh yeah, I got a little hate. We're learning. Diabetes people. A little. Yeah. Diabetes people. Jeff, you need to do a better job learning. Diabetics. Oh yeah. Diabetes people. I mean, some celiac is really serious. Like if they cry. That's if the kids. You would talk about this all day if we let you. I would. You would let her know. And I love the celiac foundation and I just love you guys. I can't believe we just got proclamations. I can't believe it yet. It's Jeff day on Tuesday. How should we celebrate? Mine's kind of encouraging me to do only fans. I haven't. Yeah, I definitely heard that on yours. I heard that. I don't think I'll do it. I haven't read my good one yet, but I am stuck on the mean one. I know. It was kind of shady. What did it say? It was a roast. Like a full roast. It was like get a real job. Your video should be on Vine. No one wants to see your stuff. It was just like. Honestly, I think he was flirting. Really? I do. I'm a little worried about Mark now because I mean coming on the show is career suicide. You know, Katie. I know. Good luck. You haven't worked since. Not since. He wants to be like, uh-oh. Elected to something. Like what is he? But you do get free stuff from Choms. That's nice. I do. I so nice. I bet you'll get a mattress. I hope so. Where do we go again? Today's the day. KTQ Lowe's on Instagram. Wait, what are you doing for your birthday? I'm not a big. I mean, I'll go to dinner. I went to dinner last night with a couple of friends and then I'll go to dinner on Tuesday. And that's it? So you're already celebrating it. You're one of those girls who celebrates her birthday all week all month. For five days leading up. I went reluctantly and I said there'll be no candles. There'll be no singing. There's no mention. Did they bring in like the donut tree? No, I didn't know. Aw. No. Where did you go? Steak 48. What'd you get? I have to say, Shane. What? You, I know you're a great orderer. Justin Sylvester's next level. Really? He knew exactly what to get. What did he get? I mean, I don't know. Okay. I mean, things that we don't normally like the caviar cones and oysters and like sashimi. I mean, it was, and it was all nice and light. And I think Seedliac friendly cones doesn't sound Seedliac. Oh, that's not Seedliac. You would have loaded. Soy sauce. Oh, Floyd. I bring around my own gluten free soy sauce guys. It's not a busy all. I keep it in my purse. So drama. I am a dramatic actress in case you forgot. I forgot. Oh, I've been looking forward to this burger all day. Tell me about it. So tasty. Oh, where's Harry? Who's Harry? Our child. Oh, yeah. At Burger King, kids eat free between the 27th of March and 20th of April only on the BK app. So you can enjoy a moment's peace this school holiday. Just don't forget them. Get one freaking junior meal with one selected adult burger meal only available on the BK app at selected restaurants. 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So I will say 4.11 this morning, I woke up and I thought, you know, Jeff, you were a dick to that spirit lady. Oh. So remember how nice she was? The mom? Who's the spirit lady? She's the one that's been doing all this. It's series XM Spirit Week. She's like a marketing person and she puts together the Spirit Week for employee morale. Jeff's been shitting on it all week. Well, I do think like the dress-ups in the games are stupid, but I'm very much behind the free food. I feel like you were nice to her face. Yeah, I know. That's true. That feels for something. To her face. I don't want to make you feel better, but I did see her later in the day and she was, and I thanked her again for coming on the air. And she's like, oh, I was excited and I told my sons and they were excited. Hopefully she didn't hear the other part of the show. Or this part, maybe. I know. I almost was going to be like, oh, did you listen? I didn't. I didn't. Boy. I don't want to know. Here's the thing. So you think she's casting a spell waking you up at 4.11 and that's why? No, I think it's something else going on. But I do think, I look, I think we should continue to do the brunch, the breath, the breakfast, the bagels, all of that. I've never seen anyone in this office as excited as yesterday with the breakfast burritos. Yeah. Oh, I love a breakfast. I'm excited. She is. I mean, Keen had one. Oscar had one. Joey McIntyre had one. I love Joey that. I had one. I mean, we were all excited and happy yesterday. Well, there usually is food tied to the events. You're just not always here for them. So you only see the poster that says like, come for the corral of fun, but you don't realize there's food there because you're not here. Well, he also wasn't invited to the Christmas one. Oh, they sent your invite to the other Jeff Lewis in Atlanta. You remember that? I do. Yeah. And so today, which is a day five, and I think it's coming to an end. This is the end of Spirit Week. On the seventh floor, there's no food today. You want to know why? Why? Because marketing isn't there today. They only come in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. So what about for the people that are here every day? Why don't they do some food on the eat floor? That is so selfish. I think so too. And by the way, the girls at the front, they're pissed too. They want more free food. Yeah. I mean, they're here. They're here every day like us. Yeah, it's not free food. You guys have been working for the food. And I want a little kickback. Speaking of free things. Mattress needed for everybody in this room. Where do we go? KTQ Lowe's, but also everybody in this room would like a mattress. And I kind of want a gold bracelet if that's on the table. Oh, that would be nice. Amati designs. Amati designs. Wait, really? Amati. Amati designs. I got five carrots worth of free diamond stud earrings that are so beautiful. And I cried when I opened it. Oh my God. Why are you wearing them today? Did you fucking resell them? I would freaking never. I would not comment. Freak you. What's the point? They're under here. You can't even see them. And I needed a hoop because I was showing off my mom, Bob, today. Yes. You are Bob. Did you cut that for a film? I can't say. Jeff. I knew it. I knew it because I was like, wow, that hair is, it's cute. Very cute. Thanks. But you know, yeah, it does look like a mom, a cute mom, Bob. Yeah, thank you. You did it for. I can't say yet. You know, season two of The Hunting Wives just wrapped. Brittany Snow was posting about it. And then Zach, you're growing, you're out like that. I'm also growing out of Bob. For a role. Maybe. You and Katie play sisters. That's cute. He was so upset because we were saying it's kind of two different people this morning said it was like a Justin Bieber sweet moment. Like, oh, Biebs. So by the way, I Googled this morning, 4-Eleven, because I'm like, this is crazy. It's like the seventh or eighth time that I woke up at 4-Eleven. What is it saying? It represents a message to focus on your passions, maintain a positive outlook and build strong foundations for future success. It's it actually represents taking my life to the next level. Things are and understanding that things are happening for me, not against me. Great. And today's the astrological new year. What? It's not happening to you. It's happening for you. You're right. Today is the astrological new year. It's a big fucking deal. Meaning like this whole week leading up to it, like spirit week and it's spirit week in the office. You're getting hit from all sides. Ari's is the baby of the zodiac. They're the first sign. Ari's is the first sign. So this is a new year for the like horoscope. This is basically January 1st, but of the astrological new year, which is like a bit better, more powerful calendar in my opinion. So this is why you haven't you haven't put together any sort of manifestations, resolutions, anything. I just thought you were being lazy. No, I thank you, but no, you were waiting. Actually, this is more powerful calendar. This was by design. Yeah, like I'm not like the other calendar is like the Christian Catholic calendar. No offense. Like great, but like this has been around longer. This is like sun, moon, stars, witchy shit. So today is the new year day. So this week of you waking up every night at 411 and like your subconscious is manifesting what you want this next year to bring in for you. That's something to do that today. Today is the day, my friend, but you've been percolating on it all week. Yeah. Wait, wait, tell us what we do. Well, you should really write down what you want to let go of of the last year, what you're calling in this new year. Mattresses. Mattress. You're right. Let's manifest mattresses. Gold bracelets. Gold bracelets. My mom's a yoga teacher. She's the best, but you say three times into your hands what you want. Right. And then you go. Mattress mattress. Mattress mattress. Mattress mattress. Mattress. Ready, ready. Gold bracelet. Gold bracelet. Gold bracelet. Wow. Okay. No, but like in a real way, like what do you want? Like you're joyfully working on a project that brings you joy and financial taking you to the next level. I wouldn't go that far. What do you want to do? There's no joy. What do you want, Jeff? There's no joy. You want to live, you want your boyfriend to live, like whatever it is. What do I do? So I, I, I say it three times in my hand and then just blow it out. Yeah, into the air, but it's just like saying it out loud, not only in your mind or writing it down and saying it out loud. Write it down too. Yeah. Like there's a much better chance of you and you have to put positive like manifestation affirmation around it. Like I am joyfully parenting Monroe every day or finding time with my daughter. That's not, that's stress free. Don't waste it on that. Yeah. Good one. Well, I detected determined that was a lie. Wait, what about the cinnamon thing? Blowing cinnamon? Oh, that was the cinnamon challenge? Yeah. No. But you blow cinnamon, you blow like a teaspoon of cinnamon, I think into your home for money. Yeah, no, that was for something else. What was that? I was here for that too. What, I don't know. Kevin Sullivan, who you'll have on next week. Yeah. He does the cinnamon thing. So we really should just think about it, write it down. Just think about it as like today is as if it's January 1st, you know, like say and write down what you want for this year. And it's there's really powerful astrological sun, moon, stars in the right alignment to get you going. Okay. All right. I'm starting to think about it now. What I want. Okay. Share with the class. I want to raise. That's good. In October. I am being paid what I believe I am. I'm being paid what I deserve, which is more than what I'm currently being paid. Whatever. Way more, way more. Great. Especially, you know what? Really? You should write down the exact number you fucking want. Okay. I will. Here's the thing. Like in your business, you win an Emmy or you win an Oscar. All of a sudden you're more valuable. Yeah. I got a proclamation, bitch. Correct. I'm more valuable now than I was at 8.59. Correct. Wow. You don't think I'm going to be. I think radio hosts have a proclamation from the State of California. You have two since your last shock of all this? It was from Norm's. What? And it was delicious. Oh, that's so good. I have underestimated Norm's. I'm sorry, Norm. Yeah. Shout out, Norm. Good job. It was so good. I don't think I've ever eaten there. Have you had the pancakes? I know. I would never think to eat at Norm's. I would never go in there. No. But then I had the breakfast burrito yesterday on the seventh floor. I'm now a Norm's fan. Wait, that's way closer to House of Mel's, and you're driving all the way up to Sunset. Is Norm's on La Cienica? It's on La Cienica, like south of Nouros. And Melrose. Are you serious? Oh, sorry, sorry. Great. Is Monroe going to be okay with that? She loves Mel's. I don't know. Guys, one of my one and only credits said I was in a Norm's commercial. I'm going to pull it up. When? I'm dying. Are you serious? I'm dying. How did this happen? I auditioned and I got it. Why didn't you tell us this? You're such a king. Okay, hold on. It's funny. He's not like Doug. He had it somewhere. I'm dying. I'm dying. How did this happen? I auditioned and I got it. Why didn't you tell us this? He had it somewhere. It's not like Doug. It's not like Doug. We know everything Doug's ever done. Of course. You're so... Wow. He doesn't brag. He's such an actor. Look at this. Thanks for bringing me my favorite restaurant, Norm's. Norm's. He's so nice. I love the GeoMix. The GeoMix. Buy my favorite waitress, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Like Norm's, I too have been around a long time. 60 years. And the one thing I've learned never gets stuck with the bill unless it's at Norm's. Norm's Veggie Homelands. For a limited time. God, that looks good. That looks delicious. It is the cheapest place I've ever eaten food. If that tells you anything. Why are you bringing us down? No, I love it. Complimentary. I love it. For us, the cheapest breakfast is pretty good. I'm totally driving there from here. No, I don't know if it's celiac friendly. No, I can get an omelet. Yeah. You gotta be careful. You can get an omelet. I'm fine with cross-contamination. Some people are not. I'm so sorry for those. That's really serious. I can cross-contaminate. But I'm also going to drive there and get that omelet. That looked delicious. So I had scrambled eggs, bacon, potatoes, and then salsa wrapped in a beautiful tortilla. That I couldn't have unless it was corn. Mwah. Mwah. God, it must be fun going out to dinner with you. Hey, I'm a good time. I mean, keep in mind, Katie can't even eat the product that she creates, the pretzels. I can't. The irony. That is crazy. I know. Did you create the product before you were diagnosed with celiac disease? She tried to deep-throat the mic just now. Did you chip a tooth? Is there gluten in microphones? I was diagnosed after. Oh, wow, bummer. Hey, I saw your key at Carnival. Yeah, thanks. So cute. He didn't compliment it. Did you not love it? I just thought it was wide. Like, it's a big car. Yeah, well, I drive a lot of kids around. I mean, Ro should come over for a play date. My house is fun. You literally could get 12 kids in that Carnival. I drive the whole neighborhood around. It's like a bus. Oh, yeah, it's awesome. It is cute from the back. It looks like a big SUV from the side. Yeah, it looks like I'm driving like a big next-to-last car. No, it's a nice-looking car. I know. It's wide, really wide. Like, you could get to four people set across the bench. No, three, but shh, sometimes four. Oh, my God. You know, I can fit a lot of people in there. And I drive grandparents around. I mean, I'm like a full-car pooling mom. Look, I have a mom bomb. Did you have Uber? You got like five rows in that car? Yeah. No, that's not. One, two, three. No, it's the regular. Three rows. I don't know. I fit a lot of kids. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I like bikes and rollerblades, and the back is full. Guys, come on. Wow. I know. I know that you have like people for that, Jeff, but I'm like... You know, I only have one kid. I don't have a lot of shit. Oh, right, right, right. But she's friends, no? Are you like driving her friends around? I'm driving a carpool today. Oh, Shane's doing carpool. Oh, cute. What does that mean? Because you have to pick up more than one kid at a time to get on campus at school. So you have to pick up two kids and then meet at the carpool spot. So who are you picking up? Her friend, Isla. Cute. I'm picking up my friend, Ro, Nila. Oh, wait. Not to give it away, don't give the exact location. Is a carpool spot like a Ralph's parking lot, or is it designated? Oh, no, no. It's close to school. Got it. Yeah, yeah. And everyone kind of just meets there. No, because you're supposed to, in theory, take the kid home, but most families just like find a spot close-ish to the school I meet there. Got it, got it, got it. So the school, they're out at 2.35, but you got to line up at that gate by like 2.15, because they open the gate, what time did they open the gate, 2.20? 2.20. 2.20, and that's when all the aggressive moms start lining up. I'm in the same boat. The moms in gaze. So you can't, yeah, so you cannot be late. Late, no. Because then- And you have to, it's so hard. It'll be 40 minutes to get Monroe. If I, if I drive in that gate at 2.22, it'll be 30 minutes, 30, 40 minutes to pick up Monroe. Wow. So I try to be like, what, like one of the, like 10 cars, right? Yeah. I mean, first seven, ideally. Ideally. Wow. But Monroe does hold up the carpool line. Why? What you doing? Who knows? I don't know what she's doing, but she does, she likes to wait for the final call. She likes to hear her name called a few times. Oh yeah, I like that. And then everyone's waiting for her, and then she comes down at her leisure. And like- It's kind of drama. No sense of urgency either. Yeah, she's like, whatever. Does she not wait for me? Does she never have a sense of urgency? No. No. Wow. Not really. She's got anitis. Yeah. There's, you know what, it's interesting, I never thought about that. There is no sense of urgency at any time. Because everyone's like waiting on her. Like why would she? She doesn't care. She's like, they'll take me when they take me. Yeah, she doesn't brush her own hair. She doesn't wash it. Like she's just slaying. She's an icon. Icon. Just in case you don't hear from a mattress company today, which I know you will, I think we should sell enough pretzels today to pay for the mattress. Oh my God, Jeff Lewis, I love you. Let's go to shappie, S-H-A-P-P-Y pretzels.com now and buy pretzels from Katie and Adam so they can get rid of their 10 year old stained sunken mattress and get something that will help her back. That's a lot of pretzels. Thank you, Chumps. Isn't it? That's a lot of pretzels. That's a lot. But like we, Jeff Lewis, I mean we've sold over like 6,000, 7,000 pretzels because of Jeff Lewis. Wow. Yeah. Like that's huge. Like that's huge. They're so good. They're so good. And these are great. You recommend these for people with celiac. No, but my husband's working very hard to try to make a gluten-free pretzel and I'm convinced when he figures it out we're going to be billionaires. Really? Yeah. Because have you ever had a gluten-free, no, they don't exist. No, they taste like shit. I've never won. They do, correct. They taste like shit. They really do. So he's hard at work trying to figure it out. Okay. Yeah. Um, Katie. Shappie pretzels.com. Mattress pretzels. Let's go guys. Gold bracelet. Gold bracelet. Astrological New York. There are no towers. Thank you Amadi Designs for my amazing diamond earrings. I love you guys. We got a promo machine. Oh yeah. Um, lilac pediatric dentistry. No, come on. State of California. State of California. California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. It's California. And this week, when I opened my series XM to listen to you guys, it gave me a note as I said, this week we're raising the price from $9.99 to $12.99, which means that we're paying for the burritos. We're paying for the M&M's getting in that jar. Holy shit, Martha. Thank you so much. That burrito was so good. For $3 a month. You two can buy us burritos. Kian, will you thank Martha please for the burrito? Thanks, Martha. Annie? Thank you, Martha. Martha, thank you so much. It was delicious. One more thing before. Okay, okay. One more thing. I saw that Katie was skiing with Chelsea Hamler at Whistler like last week, like you had mentioned. You should invite her on your show unless you have beef with her, which wouldn't surprise me. I don't have any problem with Chelsea. In fact, I was on her show a few times and then, you know, it got real big and then she started having A-listers and then I was banned. And I was, the one thing I would say is like, hey, let's remember the people that were there in the beginning. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app. Oh, I've been looking forward to this burger all day. Tell me about it. So tasty. Oh, where's Harry? Who's Harry? Our child. Oh, yeah. At Burger King, kids eat free between the 27th of March and 20th of April only on the BK app, so you can enjoy a moment's peace this school holiday. Just don't forget them. Get one freaking junior meal with one selected adult burger meal only available on the BK app at selected restaurants. Can't be used with other promotions. Full TNCs at BurgerKing.co.uk forward slash kids dash offer.