258: A Very Dead Meat Holiday LIVE (2024)

Hey everyone, the podcast this week is actually our Holiday Live show from last year, 2024. We livestreamed this show and then it went to live stream jail from January 2025 until today. Similarly, our Holiday Live show from this year, 2025, that we just held on Sunday the 14th, will only be available to live stream until January 1st at deadmeat.kizwe.com. That's deadmeat.kizwe.com. Then that show, the latest one, will go to live stream jail until December 2026. So watch that one now or wait until December 2026. The choice is yours. One other thing, the audio only version of this live show will be missing a segment, because that segment is charades. They're beautifully performed charades done by the incomparable David Howard Thornton, but I trust it's obvious why we edited that out of the audio only version of the show. It's charades. Aside from that, it's the same show in both formats. Enjoy the show and have a wonderful and warm holiday season. Vast as a business at Deadmeat. Oh yeah! Hey everybody! Hey! Thank you so much for joining us for our very first ever You look like you're about to cry. I'm just excited to be here! And it's also really great! Oh man, it's so awesome to have you all here. Thank you again for our very first special live show. We did a live podcast earlier this year, Detroit. Yeah, we've done live streams, we've done live shows, but we've never done both at the same time, which is really, really exciting. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, this has been a banner year for our company, for the channel. We're really proud of everything that we've done and this is a great way to cap it off. We're gonna have some people on stage with us all night. You may be familiar with them. They're integral parts of the Deadmeat team. First, our virtual audience liaison for the night, Michael Grahalva! So if you're watching at home virtually, this is kind of your point person. He's going to be manning the chat powered by Kizwi. Thank you, Kizwi. Thank you, Kizwi. So much for setting this up. Yeah, so he's going to be talking to our friends at home. He's got polls going. It's going to be a lot of fun. That's the cool thing about tonight is that, you know, we're here at Dynasty Typewriter, here in LA. We sold out the show pretty quickly. Thank you all for doing that. But because we have people all around the country, the world who appreciate us and want to watch this show, we have a live stream going on. And yeah, Michael will be your point person. If you say something funny in the chat, maybe you'll see him laugh. So it's a real-time interaction. And you said you're going to be holding up little, you're going to be communicating. Yeah, I'm going to be doing callouts, so anybody being weird in chat is also going to get called. Oh, dude, don't do that. You'll be holding up like a whiteboard, like Amy Adams arrival to communicate. Almost like rounds, you know. Yeah. Thank you, Michael. We will also have Manning, the PowerPoint at our Dead Meat podium, Mr. Ben Bell of you, our producer and social media manager, David. What's up? What do you got? What's the hot? Yeah. Is this not my birthday party? It's Ben's birthday today. Yeah. Hello. I am. No, no, no, no. We don't have time. No time for happy birthdays. So it's not birthday. These aren't birthday hours. You're on the clock. Instead of, instead of doing a birthday song, can we get one real quick hail ben? I get, yeah, that was a live stream thing. Yeah. All right. So on three, it's going to be a hail ben. One, two, three. Oh, the lights came up. That was great. Wow. I didn't expect that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like I was saying, we've accomplished so much this year on the channel, and that wouldn't be possible without our team, including you know him. He's the third face of the channel. Let's bring out Mr. Zorn Gavoyich. What's this? You said elf. Yeah. It's a Christmas show. Yes. I realize that now. Okay. Can I please take this ridiculous thing off? Yes, please. Thank God. The mustache era is over. Who said that? I assume that was my wife. Okay. All right. Ready to get things started? Yeah. We got a big night. There's gonna be a long night. It's going to be games, prizes. All it's, I'm so excited. Yeah. So we're gonna try keep this all to time. I feel like we're already running over. That's okay. Whatever. It's fine. You're here all night. You ain't got nothing better to do, right? All right. As we change the set for our next segment, we have a little interstitial, a little game with audience participation. Which one is this? This is taglines. Taglines. Okay. And we will have how many? Two people? Two people coming up. Who are two fine folks that are coming up? Now, as you, as you entered, if you wanted to participate and have a chance to come up on stage and win a prize, your name was written down and put into this tumbler. So who do we got? All right. We have Teran W. Teran W. Teran W. Okay. See Teran. Come on up. And we have Stephen G. Stephen G. Come on down. All right. I don't need this anymore. Thank you. Do they need these? If you're just right. Yeah. Okay. Great. You got the two. Perfect. All right. Not me. Stephen. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Teran. Hi. Hi. Hello, Teran. Good to meet you. Stephen. Good to meet you. Come on over to this side. Stephen, you can stay right there. I'm going to be right in between you here. All right. So what we've got here is we've got horror or holiday taglines. And so what these are is I'm going to read you a tagline from either a normal holiday movie or a holiday horror movie. And you're going to have to tell me whether it is horror or on the other side, not horror. And that's basically it. And I'm going to read it in a trailer-y voice so you don't know which one it is. And because I get to do my trailer-y voice and my wife can't stop me from doing it. So, Megan's like, ah, he found a loophole. All right. I love you, honey. All right. So our first tagline that we have is Santa, as you've never seen him before. Is this a horror Christmas movie or just a regular Christmas movie? Go ahead and hold up your answer. All right. Stephen says it's horror. You say not horror. You say horror. And it is the Santa Claus. Santa, as you've never seen, he looks horrified. He does murder the Santa. He's fleeing the scene of a crime. He does. He did kill Santa. He did. Yes. Spoiler. All right. Next one. All right. Next one is a savior is born. What do we think? What do we think? Stephen says not horror. Answer. Oh, I love we're split here. All right. And we've got horror here. Not horror here. Our answer is Anna and the Apocalypse Horror Zombie Musical Comedy. You can tell British because because the score is keeping score. Saviour has a U. So you can tell it's British. Oh, very good, James. Very good. Yeah. Next one. Guess who's coming to town? The tenor. Yeah. All right. All right. So we've got a horror. We've got a horror. What is it? No, it is Santa Claus. The movie. You can't name your movie Santa Claus. The movie. What is this? You can if it stars Dudley Moore. Who's the... No one remembers Dudley Moore. I know. He was an Arthur. An Arthur too on the rocks. Chelsea whispered, started to whisper to me. I thought it was going to be like a tech thing. No, it was her guess for this. Oh, she did. I haven't seen the rest of these slides yet. This is awesome. All right. I'm glad you're playing along. You're never one at home. All right. So this Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. What do we got? What do we got? Okay. We're going horror for this one. All right. And the answer is rare exports. Yeah. Christmas horror. Got some rare export fans over here. Oh, good. Yes. All right. Next one. Here we go. Santa's in town early this year. Okay. You're going not horror. All right. Here we go. And it is. Yep. The Christmas Chronicles. Yeah. He could do some damage though. He killed the thing. He did. Yeah. All right. Here we are. Peace, harmony, comfort and joy. Maybe next year. I'm glad you're enjoying my boys. Thank you. All right. Not horror and horror. And the answer is that is Christmas story. Christmas story. I think we're almost down to the last ones here. All right. Here we go. And finally, I know we've got finally, but Santa's here. Pretty simple. This one could go either way. Horror, not horror. And it is. That is silent night. The infamous act shot. All right. What do we got? There Christmas will turn the town upside down. Stranger things. Was there a Christmas episode of that? It all feels kind of Christmasy. All right. I've got not horror, not horror. And it is. You're right. Christmas with the craigs. Another Tim Allen. Didn't realize I had two Tim Allens in there. All right. Here we go. Christmas gets ugly. You didn't think an elf would be saying this to you. Not horror, not horror. No. One of James's favorites. Better watch out. Better watch out. That is horror. That is horror. And now, literally the next one is you better watch out. You know that one? That's horror. That's horror. It is. It even feels confident. Crabbit. But also a Christmas horror story. And the Grinch. And violent night. Both answers would have been accepting. All right. I think we got one more. All right. We'll do this. I think there's two more. All right. Here we go. He's up past his bed time in the city that never sleeps. Rugrats. Movie. God damn it, James. He said no peanut gallery talking. They have an early bedtime. Okay. There you go. And horror, not horror. It is. Home alone too. But look at that face. That's the most horrifying poster up here. That's why I picked it. All right. When I put it in this PowerPoint, I was upset. Great. I think last one is next. Yes. Here we go. All right. It's beginning to look a lot like bloodshed. Christmas is almost here. And an axe-wielding psycho is terrorizing a sorority. As it happens, the mad murderer also makes obscene phone calls and he lives right above the girls. A tagline should never have clauses in it. Unless it's Santa. Unless it's this. Yeah. All right. Ready? Damn. And the answer is, of course. I'm sorry. It's red one. I don't know if anyone saw that. Movie. No one did. No, actually it is Black Christmas. That is the correct answer. So that is the end there. Who is our winner, Ben? Teran. You are winner. You are winner. We've got prizes. Come on over to the side of the stage here. Okay. So Teran, you will get to choose from three prizes. We have Ozzy's Dungeon, a large t-shirt from VHS 99. That is Chauncey, the bear from Imaginary. And what's that last thing? Oh, it's a little blade figure. That's actually, we're supposed to give the whole box of those things. So that little blade stand-ins for like nine puppet master figures. There you go. Um, I think it was Chauncey. Okay. And Stephen, for participating, you get to pick from the remaining two. It's like a box of whole tiny old full moon figures. Full moon master. Full moon stuff. Really sell it, sir. All right. You got it. That's editor Sarah and researcher Bella. Should they go with them? Should they go with them? We'll give you the prizes in a minute, but yes. Thank you so much for joining us here. We'll take the paddles. Great. Thank you, Stephen. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. All right. There's your box. There's your box of little guys. All right. I'm getting out of here. All right. Next up. Thanks a lot. All right. This is certainly going to be the most chaotic part of the show. Maybe you say that and then we're going to get to the end. Yeah, that's true. It's time to play family blood view. Okay. I got excited. We got two families competing. Should we bring up audience members first and then reveal what family they're from? That's a good idea. Okay. That's going to bring up two audience members for each family that's playing. So let's see who we got. I'll be in the other family. I'll be in the family. That's right. I'm your employee and friend. Sometimes. I don't know. Do you need help with the thingy? All right. Who's this one for? Me? I got it. Give me one. Who do I got? Oh, I meant for my team, but Ava. Ava E. All right. You can bring the next one. Next one. Next one. Jason M. Jason M. Jason M. Okay. Jason M. Jason M. I'll take Jason. You get the next one. Okay. And so for the Zoran's team, who do we got? We got Richard Rojas. Come on over here. And that's the Angel L. Angel L. Come on over. And you're over there with Zora. Come on over here. And what was your name? Angel. Angel. Come on. Angel. Okay, so great. We've got. Probably this way. Yeah. Most of our family's on stage, but we need to introduce the matriarchs of each family representing the Crampton family. We have, yes, you all know her. You all love her. It's Barbara Crampton. Yeah. Barbara won that shirt in a white elephant with us this weekend and we made her wear it today. I said, what do I wear? She said, wear your shirt. Wear the Shrek shirt. Please. All right. Representing the Rose family. It's everyone's BFF. It's Sleepaway Camp's own Melissa Rowe. Okay. This is my really good friend. Oh, perfect. All right. Good team. Good team. All right. So it's like the second best team on the stage. It's really good. So about a week ago, we sent out survey questions to all Dead Meat fans. I'm sure a lot of you in the audience participated in this. We sent out a bunch of like weird polls, various questions. We gathered all of your opinions, put them together. We picked our favorite ones to play with. We're going to go back and forth. You're all going to have to guess what the Dead Meat universe answered to these, what they picked for these questions that we're about to give you. So our, Chusekos first. Oh, yeah. Did we have a coin that we're going to flip? Were we able to locate a physical coin? I have a coin. Okay. Am I flipping this? I feel a lot of responsibility for this. I can't do it. I'm biased. So I will call heads though. Okay. So James, I'll call heads as well. You can't do that. I don't have that. Just did it. Harvey Dent, two-headed coin. Okay. All right. This is really embarrassing. I don't know how to flip a coin. Youth today. That's Tails. Okay. Hey, all right. We're going first. Okay, the road is going first. So here's how this is going to go. We're going to put up our first question on the screen here. You're going to try and guess one by one all of the answers in this category. The best place to be trapped during a zombie outbreak. You're going to go until you can't think of anything else or you guess all of them or three chances to get What's up if they get three wrong ones, right? If you if you guess wrong three times it goes to the crampden family and if they can guess one correctly they steal all of your points. Okay. All right. All right. I think we're I think we're ready for this. Start over here to the fam team rose. Okay. What do you think is the best place to be trapped during a zombie outbreak? Okay. Okay, we like to say number one school school. Okay. Show us. There's a cafeteria like cooties. Yeah. No Who wants to go to school man? You want to learn some shit while zombies are here? They've got a cafeteria. They're fortified. They're gonna eat the school children. Zoran. Okay. We're all right, but we still listen to you. Zoran, what do you think is the best place to be trapped during a zombie outbreak? Trapped in a zombie outbreak? I mean, I'll say it because people think it the mall. I'm gonna go at the mall. We win. We're done. Very nice. Very nice. All right. All right. Here we go. Best place to be trapped during a zombie outbreak. You got this. You can confer. You can help each other. But if you take too long, I'm gonna give you a strike. Um, a bar? Like the Winchester. They've got No, no, no. One more. Yeah. All right. Okay. Here we go. You it's on it's on. You can you can again you can help each other I'm double mics right now for some reason. Yeah Okay, okay. I'll put it here. You can help. Uh, you can suggest things. It's a family family effort Yeah, no one here has been on the other side of a competitive james before they've just watched it. I know Okay, i'm gonna need an answer Oh prison Okay Not bad. We love you. We're going to prison. We're still going. You're still going. Melissa Okay, okay, there's somehow six more Okay, I really like this one. I'd like to be there right now an island An island Where else do I want to go When there's zombies around, you know what? My house I don't want to go anywhere. Okay. Okay. So we only get granted family you get one chance to steal I just want to Because it's in the movie David Depp cramped. I'm gonna need I'm gonna need an answer. Yeah. Yeah, you're you're it's your family Military bunker So how many points is that Okay, they're gonna go we'll steal that so we get those 48 points. Is that right? Yes 48 So we get them all Yes, yeah, we just took them all and it's your category next but they could steal it from you. That's not gonna Well, we'll see Yes, yeah now we get to guess these Okay, what's that? What's that? Okay, what's the next no, no, we don't guess these we guess a new question. Yes We're going to our next category. Do you want to see what the rest of these are? Oh, yeah, wait, let's reveal. Okay. Let's reveal Yes, we're getting ahead of ourselves Hospital number six Oh Number three the correct answer This is honestly the best yes, correct. Yeah number two grocery stores Okay Stories got too many windows. I think too many windows. All right next question cramped in family name the horror villain who has the best style What did the dead meat universe? Say That's style Do is style like they're this way they kill or the way they dress the way they dress Okay, technically speaking the question was asked exactly like this. So it is that's true. I guess it's a factor in But I I interpreted it as dress Okay, I'm giving you a few more moments I don't know Yeah, okay, Krueger. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think yeah, I'm go ahead and answer you can You can do whatever you want. Yeah Too much pressure. I'm gonna say what we think. Okay Freddie Krueger. He's got a hat. Freddie Krueger Freddie Krueger Got the hat. He's got the sweater. He's got the he's got a lot got the stretchy arms All right, James Okay, yeah, yeah, I think so. Uh, mr. Patrick Bateman. Oh Patrick Bateman Okay, now I'm running out Okay, yeah, let's see. Okay, who do we think? Oh, we're gonna go with art the clown. He's got a hat Oh You know what it's the tiny hat. It's the little hat All right, who which villain has the best style style I'm gonna need an answer Give him up give him an X I'm giving you three more seconds We're gonna go with David Powers. Oh from Lost Boys. Okay. Keep your Sutherland Well, then you guys won't let not hearing Not a bad answer It's you know the mullet the yeah, yeah. Oh man. This is tough coming up with eight. Yeah, that's what I'm saying They could they could steal I guess. Yeah, okay. Oh, no, he just said one. Yeah, it's on you Jason Jason for he's Okay Okay He's got the stinkiest clothes maybe Carrie's in a prom dress. Okay. Carrie She is in a dress. Carrie. She's in a dress That's stylish. She's in a prom dress. Oh, you're right. She had to rent it and she's beautiful I don't think women rent their prom dresses Really? I don't remember. All right. What's your what's your answer? Carrie. Carrie white. Carrie white No, that's your was that your third strike. Okay Rose family you can steal I thought he said gross hammer. No get the gross the gross family. It's not very nice You can get all of their points Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. You're you say it for us. It's you. It's you one shot. Oh, okay. Hang on I would have to say my little friend Chucky No Okay, so those It was a confusing question. We get those points. You get those points. That's correct. Was candy man on there Candy man was number one We thought of him after the fact. You also got very close with chucky, but Tiffany she's my friend too Yeah, well, it's number let's do number eight That is leather face He has a tie. He's got makeup on. He's got time. He does make his own Yeah, he wears a tie. He's good. He does wear a tie. That's true. He does wear a tie. Number seven. We have Dracula Oh, that's good Number four is Henness Oh, we got some freak sants. We're in the middle of this. Yeah, a lot of freak sants. Multiple nipple clamps like going to not even nipples. It's crazy. He's carpeting in his style. He is. He is stuck with it. Okay I know candy man. Okay. We're going back to the Rose family Okay, here we go. If it'll let if there we go Name the best weapon to have as the final girl in a horror film And this only has six you have to answer. Yes Um Okay, I'll give you a little bit to confer but then we'll need answers. I mean that's that's I feel that's gonna be on there But here we go. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a shot and say machete machete You know what that would be my take I think I love the I love the cursor ruining the suspense Yeah, the cursor is going over here. Where's it going? Um God Chainsaw chainsaw It's not practical It's not practical, but it is run out of gas and then it's nothing And it's heavy But it looks so it looks cool. It's cool. Yeah. All right. All right. Best weapon to have as a final girl Okay, yeah, all right, I get we're gonna go simple and hope it isn't in the same classification Uh a knife a knife a knife. That's good. Nice good I think it's over again. Oh There you go. I can play with it now. Oh, I love you birthday boy. No, we don't time to mention birthday No, we don't time listen. No, okay. We don't have time. We don't have time. All right. Uh next one A gun Number one Oh, that's what you should have Oh, we got two more of these damn things you could do it, but here's the thing is if you get these two you get a lot of Point fash that would be my prefer it puts you in a good spot personally physically I'm gonna need an answer though Okay Hey, you know what I'm bringing my bat So sad Okay, all right, Zorin. Oh, she's don't say my name like that. It's so much pressure. Yeah, these are the things that you kill people with Oh, that's not bad because that's easier to use A few more seconds I'm uh, uh, uh, just because you're here a curling iron, but a curly iron I know I'm sorry, but I had to do it All right A few more I believe in you Five seconds All right, uh, uh pitchfork pitchfork I like that lot, you know, you get some distance between you and it's not bad I like it. All right Crampton family I think we got this An axe I saw james I saw james limbering up for that kid Wait, what do we think the last one is though? We thought maybe what do you what does that even think? Fists, that's what barbara was saying hands Or I heard That's my guess I haven't seen the answers for this. It's not what you'd expect It's a worm That would be good. Yeah, that's good. That would be good if you had one All right All right one more if we're going over to the crampton family If it yeah, how are we there we go be with us. Okay. What is the oh name a horror character at the top of the naughty list Who's on the naughty list? There's a lot of Um I'm like, I know I've looked at these but I don't remember so I'm trying to think who would I who would I pick? All right, you guys you ready? Yep. All right, barbara Art the clown We got another dude with a bad dude, it's chuckie show chuckie He's so stylish too I think that was unfair. He's very stylish Uh freddy kruger freddy kruger We're gonna go with jason borehees jason borehees Uh-oh He's a nice boy He's a nice boy I'm I'm thinking there's a trend where all of them are very rude You know, they can't just murder people. They have to be kind of mean about it. Yeah All right, I'm gonna He seconds Michael Myers he's evil. My ears. He's very naughty. He's the devil's eye. There you go Only four. Okay. Wow. All these last two are gonna be tricky. This is difficult There's just a lot to pick from different people Yeah, there's just so many Just goes face counts, but different people. No, it doesn't add bedsheets Damn One more Mm-hmm Five seconds Pennywise the clown That's actually surprising he should absolutely be on the naughty list. He's got he's rude as hell He's got no manners No, I'm I'm throwing in the ears Rose family you can steal this. Okay, here we go. I want you to get this so bad. I want you to steal We left the the Yeah, you left the hardest ones to guess but I believe What are dead meat fans picking is the things aren't? Yeah, I don't know if that helps or not Oh This is for he's horrible. Okay. Here we go. We're giving it a shot pinhead Oh naughty and like You know what should have been on there because again, he's like How is he Chelsea Okay, let's see what's number six. Oh rampus is good James Billy The little shit the little shit that's a good one And and last but not least John Well, that's it for Good work. Is that it? I mean that's it. We do technically have a tiebreaker if we needed it, but oh Let's just see these answers real quick. Okay. I'm curious. Let's we can just shout them out Oh, it's just the one. It's just the one the number one. It's undefined Who who could be who could be it's it's shucky, right? There's a little guy Uh evie from evil bong no just kidding just kidding just kidding. What are you submitting? Uh, shucky shucky. It's shucky. He's a little it's shucky Yeah All right, that was family. That was awesome. Thank you. Thank you so much. We did our best Oh, no, not at all. All right. Let's get some prizes out here. Thank you so much for coming out. Okay. Thank you Look at that. We play multiple. Yes. Come on out Again, we have multiple prizes as the winners you get to pick We have a ghost busters box with a bunch of stuff in it including a ghost buster suit We have a homemade bright burn mask that chelsea made in 2019. We have a nope Blu-ray and we have a scary movie trilogy blu-ray. So what would you guys like? I was Right there mask and Ghost busters that means these two blu-rays would would you gentlemen like either of these? Okay, do you want scary movie? Okay Nope blu-ray Thank you so much It takes a lot of interest here. All right. All right Yo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I do this for a living. 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We did a sock drive for an organization I really like and have wanted to work with for a long time called my friends place Um la's got a really high uh youth homeless population and my friends play super cool because they prioritize Uh helping teens and young adults find items that affirm gender identity, which I think is really unique and really special and yeah They're incredible, uh and and like the number one in demand item for homeless shelters period during this time of year is socks Um a nice clean dry pair of socks goes a long way. So thank you to everyone who brought a pair Yes, everyone who came here got a ticket upon entry and if you brought a clean pair of socks You got extra extra tickets for every pair. So thank you for that. Let's raffle off some stuff We have three prizes to give away first up. We've got uh Uh It's a it's a game for all you gamers out there. It is a Seal it's just a bunch of castlevania games castlevania collection. There's like seven or something. Oh wow There are and there's an eighth. There's kid Dracula in here kid Dracula. Wow. There's like a switch. Uh, there it's powered Oh, it lights up All right, so the winner of this Fine prize. Oh my god, there's so many raffles. There's a lot. That means there's a lot socks. That means a lot socks. All right, pick someone Oh my god, they're falling out of here. Okay. We've got Jason m Trig Trujillo Trujillo Jason Thank you, Jason so much appreciate it, man Here is castlevania. I don't know what platform it's on. I'm assuming pc But uh, you know, you can always hawk it if you don't have Thank you, Jason. All right Next up is uh the it one. Yeah, we got it here Okay, so this was a really cool thing that was sent to us back when it chapter two came out It is a book that says a history of old dairy But inside it's cut out and it has all their little tokens. Yeah, the looser club tokens And it's also we also uh, oh, yeah, there's like the the arcade Tokens and and the shower cap and then what's really cool is it's like a library book So there's a library uh card and it has mike hamlin and james jenise on there and chelsea and i signed it so Here we go That's gonna go to trench corona Trent corona Trent there's Trent Thank you so much Trent for coming Hope you like to read it's a thick book Thanks, man appreciate it. All right, and we have one more. What's up? Oh No one saw that Okay We'll find out in about 30 seconds. Okay, so this next prize we just realized uh is autographed by our last A special guest so we're gonna And we want to keep them a secret Come get your prize after so we don't really surprise But it is a it is a blu-ray an autographed blu-ray. It's an autographed blu-ray of something Yes, and that will go I feel we should have thought that through I didn't I realized it as it was it was like slow motion playing out in front of me That uh, uh Ambiguous signed blu-ray is going to jason mayer Jason mayer come on. Oh, I guess uh I'll wait. Oh, it's you again Well, uh, I'll give you a handshake for now and uh pat on the back. Thank you jason. Okay We'll give you that prize later. Thank you very much. Good call. Yeah, totally forgot. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? You want to give me that? Oh, yes, okay These are all just gonna fall out of there great It will get rid of Perfect. All right Should we move on? Yes Don't don't don't move on uh Reddit has ruined the show What a surprise. No, what do you mean? No, I was on the dead meat reddit. Okay. Like you do now Uh, and wait dude, what I don't know. Uh, I'm doing bits here. This is improv So I was over there just looking at things and it turns out the mean one Seems to be missing a kill from the kill count No, I don't think that's true. No, we've got to get josh, uh our editor who does all our kill counting to do his job Oh, that's right and count a new kill to make sure that yeah, they say you missed a kill We do rely on josh and writer tim a lot for For getting those big old groups of kills. So yeah, I guess call up josh guys josh is on vacation You know that I don't know that. Uh, there's no evidence of prove it Right there Well learned well learned, okay, I think he's doing the truffle shuffle. He sent that to all of us He's uh, I don't read your messages Notifications off Uh, all right. Well, I guess why would just get an audience member to do it or something? Why don't we get three? All right That seems like more work, but okay come on up for josh's job First we have jason c Come on up jason's jason As long as it's not jason v we don't want coming up here. Who else? Uh, we got huan ji all right come on up Right there perfect and alex wong alex wong So come on in hi good to meet you welcome just take a seat. Thank you jason Hi All right, you sure thanks for coming take a seat grab one of the seats Okay Oh, I didn't notice the fiend sure hell yeah, hell yeah. Oh nice. I think I don't know wrestling Uh, but I knew that Uh All right, so the way that this is going to work We keep it keeping nice and simple for you We're gonna show you a clip of some kills from the mean one and then you're gonna have to tell me how many kills there are Yeah, real nice and simple really nice and simple right right internet comments when we miss things You're gonna find out how easy this is all right. So all you gotta do is watch it So take notes whatever you want and then you'll just tell me your final number at the end All right pay attention to the clip pay attention Hey, it's all right Oh Oh I Didn't see fingers counting that last shot All right All right, you know you're ready here put down your final number and tell me how many kills did the grit? I'm sorry the mean one Hey, hey, hey I know I don't want to get in trouble. I'm not getting us to this is live streamed. All right, uh All right, how many did they get all right starting over here? 10 okay, okay 13 18 I am interested to see how that happened Okay, so now what we're gonna do Is we're gonna watch the clip again and we put in the kill graphics so you'll be able to see exactly how many But also remember the kill count is more than just the kills. That's right. That's right Uh, and so you're gonna have to watch all the blu-ray specials and Do a bunch of research and come up with puns relating to their other jobs and uh roles that they've had and uh Yeah, could you guys write the next few kills? I know you're tired. It's okay. The year's over. It's fine. All right All right, so what you're gonna do is we're gonna watch the clip again And I want to tell you to pay very close attention To everything because I'll be asking some non kill related questions As well. So just try and remember everything you can from this from the scene Every frame to every frame to memory Oh wrong clip Here we go Ah Ah All right, so the answer was 11 11 This you got the original kill count Uh total of 10 and I'll give you a credit for that. Give this man a point because he watches the show Uh That's how the game works. So now we're gonna ask some questions here about the scene that you just watched Ready here we go Question one. I hate pants No, that's not a question Uh How many santas were in this scene? How many santas write down your number of how many santas were in this scene? We know there are 11 kills so it's not more than that All right All right, are we ready here? All right, let's reveal your answers. What'd you get? Seven okay four Four four. Let's take a look One two three four five Six he is dressed as Santa Claus The mean one the mean the mean one is dressed as Santa. Okay. He's Santa. They're not really Santa. They're just dressed as Santa I guess that's the pretty thing Yeah, you know what? Thank you These are not all Santas. I'm sorry All right, cool. Let's try another one here. How many elf mistresses Or just elves how many elves were in there are the elf I'm trying to give back story Are the elf mistresses like mistresses for santa or for the elves? Yeah, the two genders just elf and elf mistresses I almost dressed as an elf mistress tonight How many elves were in this scene? No, elf elf mist. Well, are there are there elf mistresses? Just the elf mistress Okay Anyway, all right and your answers two three five Let's take a look how you get such high numbers. What are you? You're adding so many people to this You know every time the the the camera cuts. It's it's still the same cast All right, uh, all right, so next one is Okay, uh, never mind. I'm gonna skip that question. My bad. Did that happen at day or night? We're very curious To be fair that could be like day four night. Yeah, there you go. Uh, all right next uh one here. Okay This is this would be too mean to you now. Uh, did the Christmas tree No, I'm sorry What kind of shirt was the survivor at the end wearing? There's a woman who screamed at the end Look, what style of shirt was she wearing? What kind of shirt? It's a shirt. I really like it's a puffy pirate shirt It's not a puffy shirt and you don't want to be a pirate All right What do you got question marks not wearing a question mark shirt colored shirt. Okay. Okay, and black quarter set So specific I love all of your answers Uh, let's see what she was wearing. She was wearing a flannel Oh, you should have I said it was my favorite. I literally said that I love that shirt black quarter zip like she's a tech Executive. All right. How about this one? Okay? Did the Christmas tree have a nose? That's it. Did they did the Christmas tree have a got a 50% shot? Yes or no Yes, or no I did it All right ready no yes. Yes. Yes Yeah I should have only asked that question All right, and let's go with the what color was the van behind the man on the phone Uh, not kevin james not kevin james Was on a phone and there was a van behind him. What color was that van? These are so hard I thought that there's a van There's a van They came in a van. Yeah, they came in a van. All right. How else do you move that many same? What we got? White let's mix some of those together and see if we get the answer of red Oh, this game is so much meaner than I thought it would be It's the mean one. It is the mean one. There you go. Uh, and then finally, uh, we will go with What color were the tablecloths? The tablecloths there were tables in this building We were like, so can you put together a game for the show and he was like, yes? Yes, I can I said that in the zoom call and then I signed off and I wrote this All right All right tablecloths tablecloths Here we go white black red the answer is well Very nice very nice indeed, uh I don't I don't feel like I don't want to do this last thing because it'll make people mad at me. No do it Okay, I love it. All right. All right last the last thing here is okay I'm going to show you one of the kills and this is what we have to do You need to come up with a pun or a joke for the kill A pun or a joke for the kill. Hey, we're gonna have fun with this now All right, here we go So play the clip Give me a lot to work with here So a pun or a joke Play on words reference love references The audience doesn't but I do Well, it depends on what reference man because when you get into like the 80s 70 or the 80s Saturday morning cartoon I stand by my Dudley Moore reference from earlier more He did a body swap movie with Kirk Cameron. You don't know what Kirk Cameron is. I know We know him but for the wrong reasons. Yeah, that's fair All right. Oh, you're doing an epic one. I love this. Okay. Let's see what the puns here and because uh You have a special hat on you're gonna judge the the winners of this one here. Wow Yeah There's no time for birthday happiness special hat. All right, what do we got? No, no That's fine Oh, there you go. Sorry god, dude, you don't want to smoke. Yeah, you got it So I was mentioning how the tree gets stabbed like Billy from screen Okay, it gets stabbed like Billy Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. All right. Hopefully a reference. Hopefully the person in here hit the the pad, you know Oh, yeah, behind the scenes info I didn't ask those questions because I thought those would remain you can you can you can go ask david that question right now All right. Oh, yeah, uh, here we go I said deflate much deflate much Um, deflate much I love it. All right, that's great He really got his point across All right Very nice. All right, Ben, who do you think who's your favorite my favorite? Um, I'm going to go with Deflate much Okay What are our totals at the end of of that thing that we just witnessed? Uh, so For I'm sorry. I don't remember which of your is named what? But right here we have two points right here. We have two points And right here we we have zero. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that's okay. That's okay. He's got a cool shirt Yeah, yeah, thank you very much for trying I don't think we have time for a tiebreaker or do we oh wait, is there a tie? I'm sorry Yeah, we have a tie between I believe we do have the time for the tie if we have time for a tie We'll do it time for a tiebreaker. Okay. One more pun. Yeah. Yeah, one more pun. We'll do one more We're gonna do one more pun then and that's between our two standoff here Here comes our pun Here's a clip All right pun or joke for that that man that I almost said a pun or joke for Um get the point much Yeah, that's right You can't use that they literally said that twice in a James Bond movie. They used that same joke once which was Which James Bond the die another day. I think oh, we haven't gotten that far Chelsea and I are making our way through all the James Bond movies. We are hoping to maybe do a James Bond podcast next We really really want to yeah Now we've said it so the pressure's up the actor just movie Roger Moore I love Roger Moore Just make sure I'm around for the one about Zorn played by uh, Christopher Walken. That's right. Yeah, it's spelled different But his name's Zorn. That's right. All right. So let's hear these final puns Ben. You get to judge our final puns All right Watch the ear tip All right And Next time leave a tip Come on. Yeah, we got the tips. You're on the same wavelength I'm gonna have to go with next time leave a tip Let's get the prizes out here so Alex since you won josh's job you win A notoriously difficult scene to kill cow from killer clowns from outer space all the cotton cotton candy cocoons We have a life-sized one for you. Good luck finding a place to put it. Yeah We hope you enjoy it. Welcome to our struggle find somewhere to keep that. Thank you, Alex Thank you so much for playing and our runners up also get prizes you get to pick Thank you, uh You get to choose between a president's day blu-ray which features the kill count as a special feature A demogorgon plush as seen in the stranger things three kill count I think is a little in the two the numbers bit and a chuckie and tippany, uh, vinyl figure pair What would you like? The vinyls. All right, and jason, which would you like? Okay, I still like your president's day. Thanks guys. Thanks so much. Thank you Thanks, man. Good job All right What's next we get another uh set change because that's fun and another game to play while it's happening changing the set How many people are playing this one? You got two two people two more audience participants Bring them on down michael Uh, we got jude pisoner. Hey jude come on down sure you've never heard that So much harder than and claudia s claudia s Little music for them Thank you Hi claudia. Hi. All right. So we are going to be playing a game very uh season appropriate. It's very festive. Uh, which santa slay There have been so many horror movies featuring killer sannas so many Can you keep track of them? Can can you tell which sannas have done which kills? So let's see our list of sannas here We've got eight santa clauses here All right, we're not going to say their names. That's that's your job. Uh, they need whiteboards, right? Kind of them. Oh, thank you. All right. Okay. So, uh, I believe this should be number Oh, is it seven? Oh, oh, we don't even have eight clips. So, uh, that means there's an extra santa. Oh, there's an extra that Throw you off. Yeah, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna show you a clip of a kill with the santa's face blocked out And you're going to have to say which of these sannas you think it is by writing the letter We'll come back to this in between the kills so you don't have to memorize this As a bonus you can write down the title of the movie as well. Okay, and at the end we'll see how many you got right And uh, we'll go from there. Do you do you have my little answer key written down anywhere the names? Because like I I mean I have the names on in the powerpoint Okay, yeah, we'll get to it when we get to it. You can look at it. Yeah, let's look at this first kill. What do we got going on here? I have superlative taste I All right Pretty dramatic. So which of these sannas uh, just go ahead and write down the letter of the santa that you think performed that kill That was a good one. I like that one Clip number two. What's up? And if you think you know the movie write that down too. Guess where I'm going? Oh, yeah bonus point if you know the movie You don't have to write down the santa's name. I mean, they're all santa Easy one, but uh, yes the movie title. Thank you. You know the movie. Yes. Yes. Okay clip number two Short and sweet real nice. Oh And a little bit extra for it. It double plays. I don't know how to stop it. That's okay. All right Yeah, well, you know some of these sannas are a little unfamiliar to me honestly No, no, I think I got them all. Okay. Uh, next one next clip Which santa killed james con Like that riff at the end. Yeah, like Yeah, it's cool All right Guys ready? Okay next clip number four You know, I thought that was like more of an understated one than the eyes No, yeah our our threshold for what counts is understated and horrors so Like hey, could mom watch this movie? I'm like, yeah, no problem. Let me watch it. She's like mom is traumatized. Yeah We need friends to like fill out paperwork before we give recommendations. I'm like, well, there's only a few like throat slits in it So, yeah, that's kind of weird for normal people. All right. What's next clip number five I Only wish I only wish the clip had started a little earlier with that. Ah, whoa Someone new Okay, next clip is this last one. No six. This is number six No See I like that because you don't often see that side of the ax used, you know, that's that's being versatile with the web Yeah, I like that. It's more of a stabbing than a than a hacking. All right, and the last clip number seven I was giving her a little massage Oh But she she kind of into that Who's to say okay, which which santa was that? Okay, do you have your answers? Okay, all right, uh, let's see. Oh, okay For number one, what'd you guys say? Let's let's see your answer what you wrote down I noticed on like the fourth question that I already thought it was the same Santa twice I don't think I did all too well. That's okay. That's okay. Uh, but what'd you put for this one? F I don't remember who that was either. Who'd you say? A which one was it? Uh, it is Christmas evil. Which one is that zorn? I believe that's a is that a that was a pretty sure that's a Okay, I didn't I didn't have the letters. Okay. I'm sorry Okay, all right, that's fine This one wasn't really played through that much in the in rehearsal. That's okay We also changed how to reveal things at the last minute, which is why this was accidentally reversed. That's fine. Sorry. What do you have? Christmas one That's another one. I don't remember the letter. I'm gonna go get my phone. Okay. Let's get the Don't we love doing things live? See? Okay. Hello. Sorry. Okay. I think I like this Yes, and what would you have? I said H. H. There was an H Wow, okay. Did it go that far? So this is from Christmas horror story. His name is Norman According Tim who looked for me his name is Norman slash Santa Claus. I'm coming out. Okay. All right. Come on zorn. We're fixing it on the fly. What do we got here? I'm back Just hanging out with special guests backstage. Oh Uh, here we go It's somewhere in here. I don't know where What is this? This is for research Uh, all right Where did it go? There it is. Got it. Okay. All right. So I have everything now and this was uh, Christmas horror story Christmas horror story is C. C. C is Christmas horror story You had C. You had C. Yes. Great. Okay. Good job Okay, number three, uh, would you ever that you you erased your answer? I did I think Okay, okay. It was not you said it was also C and claudia that is correct B Okay, and that is Santa sleigh. That is goldberg santa. I guess I'll just hold this in front of my elven Oh, thank you. There we go. Okay. And uh, number three. What would you have? That what that was or I'm sorry number four You also erased did you write one down? D We're throwing D out there D E E what what is it? Which one was it? I believe it is D from Silent night silent night. Oh Oh, oh the remake silent night. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. No, okay. Yes the the eyes popping My director steven c. Miller who did werewolves that just came out. So you know a little fun thing. All right. All right Number, okay. I hope you I hope you got this number five What'd you put though James, why would you do that? Why would you put pressure on this lovely? Any answer is okay, but especially the right one I Put a drawing of a cat E okay and F F it is F But E E is nice to Yeah, yeah, yeah, could have very quickly dry erased that with your finger It got me the correct answer that is from silent night devil night billy, of course naughty, uh, mn number six Uh, oh, yeah, that's what you got I'm gonna try this one one more time E okay, it's gotta be right eventually I put D, but now I know it's not Okay, it is G G Christmas bloody Christmas robot santa. Yeah, that's a weird movie. It's like clerks As a christmas horror movie. There's a lot of talking. Yeah. Yeah. All right on the final one So just clerks is just movies with talking to you like a lot of talking in this movie It's like clerks pop culture talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then this last one where I think she was into it. What'd you got? Come on E Okay, all right, and that is h that is Tales from the crypt the 1970s movie and that's jones collins Who got murdered? Yeah, I have a question. She's enjoying that leftover santa and was it e it was art Oh, it was art. Okay. He was a red herring. Yeah, I see. Okay. A christmas red Christmas red. What are the points? I'm gonna be so honest. I lost track. Oh, no Getting you getting the little said Claudia won. Okay. She put checks. She did a better job than you bet That's fine. Let's let those prizes out here We'll sing her happy birthday. No, there's no time. There's no time. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're doing this one. Okay So you get to choose between we have a pair of little uh five nights at freddy's where they finger puppets Okay, and a vinyl of shawna the dead and then this This is a bear trap that's broke. It's broken. You can fix it with hot glue Okay, great work. I'll take this you can have the bear trap. Thank you. Claudia and what would you like? You out of the five nights at freddy's and the shawn vinyl Shawna the dead vinyl nice. Thank you so much, dude Thank you Okay, thank you writer tim. That's right tim All right, are we ready for our final the grand finale of the show We're gonna play a game that I love that we've done it a couple horror conventions I'm curious if anyone has ever attended one of these in person. They were both at rtx in austin. We're gonna play the splice is right Hey Which is our version our our horror version of the price is right. We're gonna be playing games How many people are familiar with the price is right? Oh, there's a disco ball I even know about that if you've been home sick from school you've probably watched the prices, right? um In that show they they play basically guessing games with retail prices of things you can buy at a grocery store say but Our version we're playing with real horror props that have sold in auction Online so these are things that have sold where we know how much they sold for it For actual dollars for actual money that people paid. It's crazy. Uh, you're gonna be real upset in a few minutes Yes, it's yes So should we bring up our our first? Contested. Yeah, so uh, we have five. There's five many games that we are playing and we're gonna have uh A different person play each one correct. So we'll have you come down. Let's start with who do we have to begin with? We have gummer z Gumber z Come on down Cotton candy cocoon moving out the way for you now with Oh Gummer he's not real close. I'm sorry I heard gummer no no no no different that's that's my bad go sorry. Sorry. It's goner big big Thanks for coming up here. I should have known so I know he gets excited So so with these games with these games audience participation the audience we we encourage you to help by yelling Flailing whatever holding up numbers on your fingers. Uh, it's very that's why we saved it for last It's so much fun But it can get a little overwhelming because everyone is going to be screaming at you. Yeah So we have someone to help you play each of the games a a companion if you will Uh jack quade come on down Hello first thing I hear from him is well shit, man And by the way, you're correct because earlier with these two I was like, you know I did a little ebay cursory search just to see what I was working with And the highest price I saw for a prop was two grand five hundred dollars And then the two sweetest people I've ever met in my entire life laughed right in my face We were like you dumb idiot. So I'm gonna be of absolutely no support to you, sir But uh moral support I'm I'm I'm here. Yeah, that's why you bet the audience is gonna help for all of this together We're counting on you. Thank you very much And so just so there's stakes you want to explain what prizes we have So what we're gonna do this time is you know all night we've been doing like here's three prizes pick one No, no, no, no not this time this time. We've saved some of the the best prizes of the night. You're gonna be competing specifically for one prize Hope hope you get it if you don't if you lose the game You get a ridge wallet you get a ridge wallet We got boxes of ridge walls What? There you go. Then you win either way You know what that if you win you also get the ridge wall Let's get you a fucking wallet And wait I was backstage is it gunner or gummer? Gunner yes. All right. I'm sorry If it was my writing it looks like shit anyways, but it looks like an m What's our first game? All right. Our first game is called flip Or flop and again, I want to remind these are actual things that have sold that people bought they're all from prop store dot com Whatever there's like viral news stories about props that sold for like exorbitant amounts of money. It's this website So not ebay. It's not okay. That's where you were looking. All right. No, that's for the plebes, dude Yeah, oh i'm a plebe Oh, if you wish but whatever this is what you're gonna be playing flip or flop for i'll explain the rules in a second But you're gonna be playing you're gonna be trying to guess the final sale price Someone bought the knife chair trap from saw four. This is jesse. Could you tell us a little bit more about the knife chair trap? Absolutely james. This is chronologically the first trap made by the serial killer john kramer The trap consists of a wooden chair that is rigged with a pressure plate forcing the victim to press his face Through eight horizontal knives in order to escape resting on a themed wooden display base The trap shows minor wear to the restraints but remains in very fine condition Do we want to see what he's playing for if he gets it right? Yes, absolutely. Can we bring out the um, besides the ridge wallet? Besides the ridge wallet Oh I know This this is my original billy the puppet doll. He is missing a foot You can try and put it back on if you want Or you can just kind of stick it in his pocket And he's the special guest that signed the blu-ray, right? That's the mystery special guest. Yeah, it's a scream five Blu-ray. It's definitely him So this is what you'll win. It's either him or a ridge wallet I Six thousand two hundred fifty five dollars is not what this chair sold for You can either change these first two numbers to be five thousand four hundred fifty five dollars You can change the last two numbers to be six thousand two hundred ninety five dollars Or you can change both of them to be five thousand four hundred ninety five dollars What are we thinking? Oh, yeah I think it's six two nine five. Okay. I like this confidence Okay, I like this confidence a lot rip off. Okay. Can we can he audition this to the what? six two nine five He put his hand in jack's face. He's like I got this Again, no, there's no reason for me to be up here If it feels it's on me, it's all fine. No, we're thinking Six thousand two hundred ninety five dollars. It's yeah. All right. Let's see what the actual sale price of this chair was A ridge wallet Uh, yeah, do you got that box of ridge wallets? Uh, dude, it's just a giant ridge wallet full of ridge wallets. Uh, I don't know take take there's a bunch There's some man'scape stuff in there too if you want Does I use a ridge wallet? I'm like I just I don't have a need for all this Thanks Gunner James has used a ridge wallet for as long as I've known him For what it's worth. We play tested this last night. I think I got every single game wrong. I think that's correct It's very difficult. I think that's so Chelsea might actually be the mean one. All right The next game is the money game and we have let's get our next contestant. Who's gonna play the money game Let's find a spot for the ridge. Who do we got coming to join us? Oh, we have I'm hoping over uh, Jorge Ramos Oh Aren't these all money things Yeah, I don't know why this one gets to be Nice to meet you man. Thank you All right Here's what we're gonna be playing with not for you're not winning this you're maybe winning a ridge wall Hey can't go bad with the ridge wallet. We're gonna be playing with the You just sell a car In 2023 this is the Plymouth hood badge from 1983's Christine This aluminum screw on badge with Plymouth stamped between its two wings was rescued from a scrap heap in Fontana, California after the release of the film in 1983 Also included is a custom made display stand the badge exhibits some grime rusting and discoloration from exposure and age All right, so I'm gonna explain how to play the money game. I'm just saying it looks more complicated than it is Oh, yeah, this is gonna freak you out. Oh Everyone we can leave So this is a board containing nine two-digit number cards or quadrants One of them's chaotic good one of them True neutral You're gonna guess which cards represent the first two and the last two digits in the price of this hood ornament What it sold for to do this you're gonna select one card at a time Which is either gonna be blank underneath or you're gonna see an image of half of this hood ornament under the number When I click on it does that make sense? Sorry, just keep repeating that one more time Uh-huh So you're gonna pick one of these numbers these two numbers at a time and when I click on them It's gonna reveal either nothing or half of this image of the hood Which means you guess correctly. Yeah, it was the four squares. Yes. The layout is kind of confusing. Yeah, uh, you get four four strikes Yeah They say four strikes you're out and if you find both halves of the hood ornament you win. What does what and what do they win? Also related it's a Christine When I did the Christine kill count I bought both the aged version and the new version new one lives on the set I don't need the aged one so you can win this or ridge wallow Oh happy valentine's day everyone All right Annoying one to explain so I'd say let's start with what we think the first two digits are right that kind of puts us in a Certain category. What do you think? I like to see a 68 68. Yeah one black 69 Okay, and I do I do you didn't say it was found in a scrap heap. Yes, and it's it's rusty duded age Yeah, it's got a little patina. It's there's a slight patina. Nice I think 32 most of what I'm hearing is 32 at 32 32 32. Oh wait 18 to 32 32 32, okay No Oh, well jack, I messed up twice you get the next one you get the next one. No, no, no, no, no, no Because I don't know how fun the background now. I'm filming terribly. Okay. Hold on. Wait, do you know like in the movie when like Eric was like, oh, black Whoa, what's going on here? so uh Wow, that was a lot work. Yeah, no, the loudest guy I heard said 20. Oh, okay, but I don't know. Is he correct? You know, he's just loud 20 that puts it in like 29 it came 95 987 I think the 29 for a scrap heap for rusty too much right coloration. I like 20 29 Yeah, 20 29, but but it's not sure right there 20 or 29. What do we think? All right 29 29 29 29 Oh man I believe in you. I mean do we just All right, should we go to 15? All right 15 15. I mean it's good What 50 or 15? Come on morning Please god 50 or 15? No, uh, uh, 50 or 15 15 15 15 No, I don't mean no How is that possible? I'm so sorry, sir. It's like in those games like remember like in nicolody We had to like draw the path and then you get the getting wrong. I got all wrong if people are screaming me singing. I'm wrong The actual sale price of this kind of uh messed up little hood ornament was 8,750 What why why is so much? What are we doing? What are we doing? You're just wishing your money at that point. You need a tetanus shot to handle this crop This isn't okay Take whatever you want out of there That one good. That's a key thing. Take a wallet too. That's the key holder. Yeah Very nice. Okay, cool. All right, let's great. Do you want to don't say you're too? Okay This live show is not sponsored by rich not sponsored by rich. I failed two of you so far All right, who's next we're gonna play three stripes. James. If you want to get the santa bag Let's go. Oh santa props. All right. Who's going down girls? We have ash park Yes, okay see movement come on down For jack way to disappoint you I see you All right, so we're gonna play three strikes and this is the prop we're playing with Ripley's flamethrower Can I buy this right for aliens this sold in 2020 from propster.com Working from designs by concept artist ron kopp as effects supervisor john richardson created several different versions of each weapon for production This practical flamethrower unit was constructed for close-up shots and assembled by special effects technician nick finlinson Since production the weapon has been fully deactivated for safety reasons. I know Does that lower the value? I say so All right, so here's how this is gonna work. We're gonna play three strikes in that bag There are here. Let's let's show them one at a time. There are eight baseballs five of which have numbers on them Let's show what the numbers are got a one got a one. We've got a a five a five. These are unique numbers. There's no repeating numbers here correct We got an eight an eight or an infinity uh a two a two and Just waiting to spill them all over the stage and a seven a seven Okay, so those are all going to be digits in the final sale price A one and eight. Yeah, we're both reviewing it right now. So it's a one and eight a five a seven and uh two Okay, but there are also there's also three strikes boom The bag So let's make them mix them up. What you're gonna do is you're gonna draw one ball at a time from the bag And if you draw a number from the bag you have to decide what spot in the price that that digit Goes these are so these are hard But let's see what they're playing for what do we got here that you can win It's come on a xenomorph figure Uh, this comes off for some reason it's supposed to though this time Uh, and sometimes the tail comes out, but you can just pop it back in there. Maybe you know, just be gentle with it You know, this is my exact cross section of phantom that just this is like alien is my favorite horror movie of all time Okay Aliens also great, but more of an action film, but god, I I want this for you Okay, okay Here we go Yes, yeah, okay. All right, please pick a ball from the bag Okay, so the other ones were one eight five One two five two seven one eight five two seven. Okay, so where do we think these seven Meaning the third digit the middle like direct middle so the third one Okay, we're gonna go with the middle one in the in the direct middle It's not the middle digit. So put it back in the bag back and back. Okay. It's all right It's not a strike. We're good. It's not a strike. It's okay. It is it is a bit word-of-last. She just said that Oh, yeah Well, they mean they mean towards the end of it. What do you think? Two Hold up. So two meaning the second one right meaning that one a k a that one. Okay, cool. All right. Second digit It's not the second digit. Okay. All right. It's all right. We're still in the game. We're still in the game. It's okay. It's okay Oh, yeah, keep track of which one's wrong. Oh, right. Damn it. Oh, we got a strike toss it James We don't want it. Oh, yeah, all right. We don't need it. Those don't go back in the bag That was a great catch Yeah Oh One of the play it's in the it's it's in the aisle. Okay. I believe okay. I've been here lots of getting the last one Christmas magic. Oh eight eight. Okay The first I'm hearing a lot of people say the first one. I see some ones. I see some ones twos threes twos Yeah, what do you think? What do you think? You think dead center three? All right three Wait, what number is dead center? It's not but it's okay. Put it back in. It's all right. We're okay. We're okay. No worries Okay, you got this you got this you got this Seven okay The second one second one number two not number two At this point i'm hoping this one takes this one gets one. Yeah in the right spot Here we go Oh seven seven wait we've we've already guessed this before I've seen a lot of fours I'm seeing a lot You wanna do four? Yeah, okay four Okay, yeah, okay Yeah, we haven't really yeah, we haven't got I hope you get the seven I really hope you get that seven seven seven seven Okay, oh thank god. All right side there. I believe One one one It is number one Let's go. Let's go. Come on Do we need this? Uh, no toss it get out of here What if somebody was just like I've always wanted this Two two, okay Oh What do you think I feel like going with your gut here three Not three All right, we're good. We're good. We're good. Shuffle it up Oh eight can we guess this before? Two It is number two Come on. This is so exciting Whoa All right, there are now the odds are getting scary. Yeah, but let's do it Someone needs to not be disappointed tonight. I know Yes, okay, that's a five I'm five five at the end It's at Oh my god Come on. I've never wanted anything more of my entire life. I'm dude. I'm shaking I'm so excited. Okay Three It is the third Okay What can I just say yes now automatically do we win or does she have to pick the correct ball? Yes, either this is gonna be awesome or this is gonna be the saddest thing you've ever seen Wait James James we need we need some christmas magic. We got this. Come on for christmas. Come on christmas That was amazing that was incredible Yes All right All right, who's coming up next oh, yeah, what's next the day More props with this big squishy day. I've never been happier in my life. That was a me. I'm I'm This is my birthday present. Yes. Yes. There's no time. Just no time. But No, there's no time. All right dice game. What do we got dice game? Who do we got? We have a mackenna wood Mackenna Yeah, mackenna. All right mackenna Hi, come on down. Nice to meet you. All right. You're gonna be playing the dice game Nice to meet you. And here's Here's what you're gonna be playing with. This is set the bundles final head from 1986 is the fly this sold in 2022 designed by academy award-winning creature effects designer Chris Wallace this particular Asymmetrical head was used for wide shots where no facial articulation was required It is constructed from rubber foam and plastic with plastic eyes and large black plastic hairs hand punched throughout. All right We're playing the dice game. Again, this is one that looks I got those new rules. I keep forgetting more rules. Let's go. Oh, yeah, here we go. Oh, that's a good task. What happened? You brought out the punnett square before and now you're doing this Rollies, that's some british things. That sounds that sounds so british. Oh, okay It's a bread game of rollies That's my british. I'll say this they should make it a british thing. All right. Yeah, they should take it and run with it Okay, so all the numbers Yes, yes All the numbers in the final sale price of the foam head are numbers you're gonna find on a dice So there's no zeros and no numbers higher than a six You're gonna roll the dice for each digit in this price if you hit it exactly it goes up on the board And we move on if you don't you just have to guess if the actual number in that place in the price is higher Or lower than whatever you rolled So one is good because it's always going to be higher than that and a six is good for the opposite That we good. That makes sense. This one's pretty simple. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun. What are we playing for here? A bit of rollies a bit of rollies. Oh, yes Okay So this may not seem like much but this is a prop from the very first kill count This has been on the set since the very beginning back in 2017. It was it was you know, they're on the bookcase. So Yep, I decided it'd be a decent price. So that and original Got sentimental value All right, yeah, I could take both out. Yeah, I could just hold all my stuff in it, of course All right, okay. Go roll that dice. Here you go. Straight off the Yeah Oh boy It's a four. Okay. So if it's not a four Do we think that that digit is going to be higher or lower? Damn, that's tough. That's tough. Four is right in the middle. Yeah, not ideal Cool head. So this is for the first okay, it's for the first period. It's a very cool head Wide shots, but still iconic film. It's cool. It's like 50 or 60 thousand Yeah Like but at the same time people are crazy People are not. Yeah, we just found that out with that rusty weird Because how does that? That was like 50 something. Just a hood ornament. Yeah, thanks, man They should have taken off at least 2000 for it being in fontana. Exactly. Yeah Okay, all right. What do we think? What do we think? Higher or lower? I can't even see The glare is not helper. I I feel like thank you dex Oh I feel like I'm seeing more higher than lower. Yeah, I need an answer, but that seems insane But it's iconic as hell Okay, uh, whatever. Oh god. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to go with High let's go with higher. I think that's the way to go Please? All right, oh Yeah, oh, we're guilty again, but you know what? That's fine. We're whittling it down Please? Please? It's a five. It's a five. Is it five? Not a five. Do we think it's higher or lower than a five? Is it 60 grand? I think it's gotta be. Just this image out of context is like the whole crowd is upset with us. I think lower? Yeah. I think it, I mean, the odds are good. I'm thinking number strategy, which is not the way to do this. Then it would have to be 30 grand, right? Because it's not a four. It's not a four. So it's getting the thousand. It's not a 60 grand or the, it's already we're at 50 or 60 something. It's a five digit price of this. Okay. Lower? Okay. I'm feeling, yeah, lower. Lower. Okay. All right. Roll the dice again. Oh, we're going out. Yes. See, I don't know. Yeah, you're good. We're. Oh, it's a two. It's a two. It's a two. So not a two. Do we think it's higher or lower than a two? Higher. So is it a one or not? I don't see it being a 100 there. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's maybe, maybe like a four or a 500. I think so. I'm thinking higher. I think, yeah. Okay. All right, roll again. All right. There's so many. Two more. You got this. You got this. Six. Six. Six. Okay. So it's not a six, but it is going to be lower. I mean. No, she's not even going to give me the chance to do a bid. Yeah, that's based. No bids. No bids allowed. Just like 10. There's no time. There's no time. Oh. So four. Okay. Not a four. Higher or lower. That's tough. Fuck. Do me a favor. I mean. I don't know. Okay. Wait, wait. What, what, what did we roll? Four. Four. Four. Because I feel like I see this guy holding up a five and that's what the thing was with the last thing. Yeah. Five makes sense. Let's wrap those coattails. Yeah. Let's go with higher. I'm never going to reach those highs. Let's be real here. Hey, let's not, let's not say you're short. That was, that was magic. That could be, this could be the grand finale of the whole thing. What do we think? Higher or lower? I think it's going to be higher. All right. These are some rough rolls. Okay. Just like do you think? I believe in you. Let's go. It's the last digit. Now that I know how this game is played, I believe in you. Yes. Is this last digit higher than a four? It is. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay, come on, come on. Obviously we got lower than a six. Okay. Do we have to get all of them? Yeah. We have to get all of them. It's so hard. Is this middle digit higher than a two? Come on, please. Don't be a one. Don't be a one. You fuckers. Who, who did this? I blame them specifically and not myself. That's why I'm up here. Blame me. It's okay. I'm so sorry. I know I brought this by myself. You played beautifully. You understood the very weird and complex rules of the dice game. Congratulations. Ridgewood! Ridgewood! It's a college that you can take that. Chelsea, what was the final price? Oh yeah, the final sale price was $53,100. Thank you. Thank you. Are we able to squeeze in our last game? Yeah, I don't know what to do. Yeah? Yeah, whatever. Just check it. All right, the very last game of the whole night is called, that's too much. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Yeah! This is less complicated than the other. They're not going to kick us out yet. Let's get our contestant. It's going to be our last contestant of the night. It's going to be Brandon H. Brandon H, come on down! There we go. Brandon, welcome to the stage. All right, here's what you're going to be playing for or with. You're not winning this. Sorry. Can't afford this. Evil Clown Doll from Pultergeist, the source of many childhood nightmares. One of the scariest movie props of all time, I think. This thing is creepy. Yeah, Evil Clown from 1982's Pultergeist, a screen-matched Evil Clown Doll from Toby Hooper's supernatural horror film, Pultergeist. The details in the face paint screen match to shots of the doll attacking Robbie under the bed. And it's believed this is the only Evil Clown Doll from the film. One of a kind. Okay. There are ten concealed prices, which I'm going to reveal one by one, and they're going to increase in value as I reveal them. None of them are the actual price of this doll, what it sold for. But there's going to be one price that is going to be just over. You're going to tell me when... Let me start over. I'm getting all... Okay, you're going to have to determine the price that is just over the price of the doll. And when you see that price come up, that's when you're going to yell, that's too much. That's too much. We can all yell, that's too much. That's it. Oh my God. You'll be playing for... A Killer Clown from outer space, Cotton Candy Gun. It lights up, it moves, it makes noises. It's a real thing. Check it when you fly. You can't take this on board. Wow. And a Ridgwall. And a Ridgwall? Alright. Thank God. So basically, I'm going to uncover these, and as soon as you see it, you see a price that you're like, there's no way that someone would pay that much. That's when you tell me to stop. You ready? No. Look, he has one shot at this, right? One shot. Okay, so this is one of a kind thing. From an iconic movie, iconic scene. Yes. Okay, alright, just setting the stage. Here we go. We're starting with... 40 plus years old. Starting. Okay. $45,000. That's our starting price. That's where we're starting. Fuck. You know, just a car. It's a nice car. Yeah. I don't... It's got to be higher than that, right? It's got to be higher than that. There's things that I would pay less money for that went for way more than that earlier, so... Okay. Keep going. Alright. $70,000. Why are we starting this high? I know. I feel that. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. The only one. It's iconic. It's so iconic. Everyone knows this stall. Everyone knows it. Everyone knows it. It's in everyone's dreams, so therefore it's worth a lot. Okay, it feels like both of y'all are... Oh, I see one that's like, stop. I see one hand that said stop, but it feels... Most of y'all... What? Laugh at them! It's up to you, sir. I think... The people want to go higher. I think we can take them higher. Okay. $90,000. Oh! Six figures! It's more. Higher. We think it's six figures? It might be. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind. It's even that world, you know? They think six figures. And may or may not be haunted? Maybe. It definitely is. I mean, it was on the set of Poltergeist. Yeah. That's true. Weird stuff happened then. Yeah. They're true. Six figures though. Fuck. Do we keep going? Alright. Scream at us. Okay. Where do you keep going? I'm just... I don't think... $125,000. Anyone who's saying that's too much, just make yourselves known now. Make yourselves known now. No one say higher if that's your opinion. And now my hires, can I hear my hires? They might be louder, but they might be right. That's a good way to do it. That's a good way to do it. In my experience, the louder people are often right. So we went, we got there. Yeah? Okay. Did I just miss that? Oh, we're going more. I missed 125. Hold on. But the people want more. They want more. This is where it gets dicey. Yeah. That's... Oh, okay. It's up to you. What's up, Brandon? You know, I like, swing for the fences, we'll go higher. Okay. I think it's still within the six-figure range. I think it's still within the six-figure range, but I don't know how high within those six-figure ranges. Yeah. I would say above 200. It's too hard. We're like halfway there. We're halfway to the end. Yeah. Oh, I should have spent more time on the props. Oh, I'm seeing a lot of this too. Again, it's up to you. I don't want to disappoint you. The crowd is starting to split. I am seeing some. I'm turning this way a little bit. You've been saying that's too much for five years. And you're right. Why? Why would we? No, this is factually, not morally. Okay, okay, I hear you. All right, it's up to you, sir. I know. Either way. Ridgewall. Ridgewall it? I'll do it for the Ridgewall. Let's go higher. Let's go! $300,000. Now, okay, that was the number I had in my head of being the number. That was my personal guess. But again, it's all up to you. One more. Oh, the crowd is like... I'm seeing this entire section, except for you, sir. This entire section is going, oh, you as well! Oh. Oh, I'm torn. I know. How high is this going to get if we kept going? Yeah. What do you think, Brandon? Oh, no. Oh, man. Either way, we all love you so much. That's true. It is true. Go one more. Oh, man, I was about to say one thing, and now I don't know. All right. What do you think? That was one guy. One guy. What do we got? He sounded confident. He did. One more. One more. One more. $175,000. Now, are you going to stick to what you said, or are you going to go higher? That's too much. Look, you know where I stand. I thought it was too much one ago. But I was very wrong, probably. No, I... You're insane. All right, I've listened to the audience long enough. I'm going to listen to Mr. Jack Quaid and say that's too much. That's too much. What? Oh, you put it on me too. Oh, no. Oh, no. You hate to see it, right? Placing my nightmares is about the clown with Jack Quaid. Oh, no. I met someone on this plane paid for this clown. Are we ready? Yeah. $656,250. That's insane. I regret nothing. I'm so sorry. I hate to do... I'm so sorry. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Brandon. Well, at least this isn't being live-streamed or anything. You're right. I am. Ridgewall-y. Ridgewall-y. I know. I know. You're very kind. Thank you. Jack, are you going to be looking for a sponsorship from Ridgewall-y after this? I currently am, actually. Great. It's long. Actively pursuing. Dude, we got Jack of our Ridgewall-y rating. Give it up for Brandon. Yeah. Thank you, Brandon. And thank you, Jack. Thank you so much, Brandon. Thank you so much, Brandon. Thank you for this place and for the day. Thank you, Jack. Thanks, buddy. So fun. Oh, my God. We'll pull you back out in a second for a group photo. All right. All right. Thanks. Here we go. We are over time. We are over. Thank you, Dynasty Typer. Thank you, Dynasty Typer. We're accommodating our foolishness. Thank you, everyone, at the live-stream. I saw some really fun reaction videos being posted. Anyone who was... Do you want to shout out from the live-stream? There was someone, Megan Russell, who halfway through went, Santa doesn't kink shame, right? That's true. Well, leave me with that to ponder. Well, let's thank everyone who, you know, did the show. Did you bring them back out? Yes. Let's bring everyone. I'm going to pee, man. Thank you. Of course, we had Mike Okerhalve. Social media manager. We had Jack Wayne. We had Jack Wayne. We had David Howard Thorne. We had David Howard Thorne. We had David Howard Thorne. And Felicero's. And of course, Barbara Crabton. Barbara Crabton. And Denmi Full. Come on, come on. Come on out. There we go. Right on team. Right on team choice. Come on. Researcher Bella. Bella. Editor Sarah. You know, Zoran. According to the site that me. We had Zoran. Producer M. K. M. K. And the people who couldn't make it here, Fiona, our assistant and executive coordinator, Fiona. Josh, who's on vacation. Editor Josh, editor Linia, writer Addison, all wonderful members of the Dead Me team. There's no one I'm forgetting. What's up? All right, real fast, real fast. All right, real fast. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you, everyone. Do we have the rights to use that song? What? Do we have the rights to use that song? Oh, oh, shit. Okay. Oh, yes. Oh, we did it.