#395: Peep Impact

This is a head gum podcast. I'm just going to measure your waist, all right? And next slide. Measure twice, cut once. Exactly. Hope you don't cut my neck. Is this your first hair riddle riddle that you're getting tailored? Yes, it's actually for my cousins hair riddle riddle. Oh, wow. I'm standing. Congrats. Do you know where you are in the order? Oh, uh, I'm second or third. Oh, I'm not first. Mm-hmm. I have no idea where I am in the order. Well, yeah. And then you're also buying a hair riddle riddle. Are you standing as well? I'm standing now, but I hope to be seated when I'm done, I guess. That's lovely. That's lovely. I'm standing now. You guys are going to look great. Well, this is going to take about six weeks to measure a episode exactly to your taste. I hate to be a piece of shit, but the episode is tonight. Tonight. Yeah. I also hate to be an absolute goddamn piece of human trash, but I was kind of hoping that we could get that. Like, we could leave the store with it today for the episode tonight. Okay. Do you have like an off the rack? Oh, yeah. The rack episode. Um, yeah. This one is a 34B cup size. I don't know if that is to your liking. And you, and you holding your face with your hand, is that good for audio, no, certainly not. The podgeaster, the audio, that's not, that would be bad for audio. Okay, gotcha. Oh, yeah, I guess should I get out of my store, get out of my store. Should I speak to the back of the mic is that would that be more okay? All right well get out maybe if I put my head around the mic Hey, right over that episode ever out the door you guys out the door you land in a puddle Aaron how's the bespoke customized don't do this hey No, it'll store going Obviously we're going under obviously obviously we're going under Mm-hmm and uncle on their wives I was just gonna say like panic at the disco we're going down down, but that might be fault That's a D-fall-up boy, what is pretty of the disco say oh they say what a beautiful wedding They say what bird god damn door or something what was the Pete Buttigieg song that was the panic at the disco song Do you guys remember this from on say 2016? Is this high hopes it high hopes yeah That was a song that I legit thought was fallout boy because it sounds just like fallout boy And then someone told me it was panic at the disco and I was like well, I guess they really are the same band What's this have to do with Pete Buttigieg? Pete Buttigieg had like a dance His like staffers had like a very cringy dance to high hopes because that was his like campaign anthem I Hate it. I really hope that all future candidates for any office heavy Dance yeah I think you need to do a song and a dance and I and I think that I Think that that high hopes song was relatively new. I don't think it can be like an old song I don't I think it has to be like something top 40 something in the last like you know year Mm-hmm, but you have to commit to it every campaign has to do it So it's all equal. That's the only way that you get like matching funds or whatever The only way that you can get paid funds as if you as if you put together here like campaign dance and have all of your like satellite offices do it Now JPC if you ever ran for an all mayor of our neighborhood or some city What would be your song will be your dance? JPC if you ever ran for a governor of idiotville You ever decided to be the comptroller of Coxucker Or are you watching the season? Okay Okay, well hold on first of all I have to look up I have to go to the billboard hot 100 and I have to see what's hot right now Okay, so golden is still big right now It's from Kpop demon hunters. Mm-hmm. That was a baseball player. I'd walk out to that Okay, and I'd stop to every person on the way and go have you seen this movie? It's so good, isn't it? Isn't it so good? We also have right now We have the fate of a philia by Taylor Swift On the megaphone and then there's more lyrics after that. Sure after that one for sure. I listen to that album once We have ordinary by Alex Warren, which is a reentry so that one's just I feel like I feel like a year ago we did that episode the JPC reading lyrics episode and that one was on there as well So really not much has changed Aaron do you know man I need by Olivia Dean Alex Warren this sounds like attendance for a middle school Where are the fun where are the are you speed wagon? No, it's all gone and then we have a chosen Texas by Ella Langley That's the top five right now So I don't know tag yourself. What what's good? I Think that's gonna be ordinary by Alex Warren because without knowing that song that feels like a horrible campaign message like those ordinary candidate in the world I'd come out to Maniiter And then I'd start I'd start rumors about myself that I was a cannibal. Oh I Sharon baseball song walk out golden What about us you're running for mayor of let's say a petting suit? We're still having fun I like that I'd vote for that No, I would be beyond the sea by Bobby Darren Have you fun to dance to Come into America by Neil Diamond. That's another one's got to be a classic for running for a campaign office I mean my obvious one is what I did in Boston. It's dropkick Murphy's They say beans right? Yeah People say in Boston even means do it. Let's do it Aaron is there a way to Make minions, but they're from Boston I think they're kind of halfway there. I'm like banana Pack the car Banana The million languages like a combination of like a bunch of languages like there's like Italian and Portuguese in there as well Like it's it's not there's no real languages in that No, it's it is it is it is like an amalgamation of a bunch of languages. It's not like Where's like Elvish? It's not like a tokens like language that he wrote for the elves. It's like It is just a bunch of things. It's much work. I've been put into Minionish There's a whole like Bible of Language then minion really I want to get a ring that's engraved in minionish for my wedding First of all, I believe it's minion ease Sorry, oh now I'm hungry I could I think tonight Gemma should we order minion ease? We buy and for our second time we have talked about eating minions on the show What is about us and eating minions? Well minion ease like Cantonese is not eating canton's The blowback we got from applying that minions would be savory was like nothing we've ever experienced I didn't mean it with his like a peep I don't know I think there's meat so if that's true then putting a minion in the microwave would make them explode Is that what happened with peeps? I'll try it. Is that what happens with people? All of the things about like putting a thing in the microwave or doing a like putting the Oh the candy and the coke. What is that one? Mintos and coke and stuff like that. I've never done any of that I think I've just taken a lot of that stuff for granted because none of it I'm not a man who loves a mess and all of it sounds like a mess a name for your autobiography perhaps I don't know that I would I guess it's like if you were doing that to like a Heated rival or something you could like put a peep in their microwave Put more than a peep in their microwave if it was a heated rifle Go to save in their microwave wing and a big wink and a big way to keep away I put a peep in the microwave before and it it gets like real big it expands It does it I guess it didn't explode, but it expanded to a cartoonish point and then obviously it was inedible because it smelled like the ozone I was gonna say that's like a life hack of like turning feeding the more kid. Yeah Jesus Jesus taking notes. Yeah, it's like start track to next generation where they yeah put a piece of meat in In a machine and it makes like 20 replicas passing the fish in the loaves that he's like this is not a microwave I have a little trick I have to wait another 1950 years Well, we're not here to eat peeps as one names. We're here to are there gonna be no peeps Wait hold on I just don't learning that there's no peeps I do think peeps should be around I guess they make Christmas peeps And you the Christmas should be here gross guys Let's not pretend we don't have to fake that we like I put them I put them in there with like I do I genuinely like peeps Because I like marshmallows, but I do put it in there with like Circus peanuts or Cadbury eggs where it's like I crave them and then I take two bites and I'm like I never want to see this again. I've ever made a Some more with a peep no Well, well rose you can roast a peep out of fire. Oh, is it because I die are like an Easter treat and smores are like a Falt treat so it's like spring and fall so like if you had a peep left over It would probably bad by the time you went to make us more out of it Peeps will last for 40 years Atta you are riding the seasonal candy summit just to sort of go over like the meat like The year and what we want to accomplish Mm-hmm Alright everyone. Thank you. Um, thank you chocolates. Now. Let's hear from our confectionary division Barb Allen. What do we have coming up for fourth of July? Um, okay Candy corn used to just be for Halloween Yeah, Alan looking at the the the teleprompter and she's not really idiot words that they agreed on Oh Something else is three colors Barb no the flag Exactly you said it not me red white and blue canagorn red white and blue candy corn. Yeah, we did that sorry Brax did that in 1997 and they went bankrupt But next slide, please The next slide is just like Red white blue popsicles I don't have slides for this. What do you mean? What do you do it? Okay, those are just bomb pops Yeah, you're supposed to go in about the history of the bomb pops we could reveal the new the new ice cream pot What are you doing? All right, Cadbury eggs They used to be filled with the caramel maybe How dare you? You see the Cadbury delications a bunch of a bunch of eggs sheet people with big musknotches and they're like all Flap the table Please With a bunch of fireworks and fresh cut grass for the July baby You Some Reese's change shapes like pumpkins. I don't think so this time. They're Pumpkins. Oh no Dr. pumpkins, please Professor pumpkins is sit Doctor, Professor pumpkin for you You know that Hershey kiss commercial where it's like Bumman and um and all the Hershey kisses her bells. Mm-hmm. What if they weren't bells? What if they were hot dogs for the fourth of July? You be knocked Now that I can get behind You might say once per episode you say hot dogs you say hot dogs more than I say nothing Phantom Aaron says hot dogs, but but but but but The Phantom is there let me ask you this question to the two of you who are my friends Is there a seasonal treat that you think? Would be actually good to enjoy year-round like it could have legs who could have like it could have people enjoying it year-round Oh cross-cow cookies is really good not really a seasonal treat, but they But I stand by my hot button take that people seem to not really like which is I think candy corn would be a perfect movie candy Yeah, that's hot. That's a hot button take That's a hot button take Sorry in that my skin gets real hot after like five They're skin get I think you're allergic I think it would be a good Movie candy and that I do think that every time I get movie candy I eat too much movie candy and my stomach gets hurt and if I'm eating candy corn There's no way in hell I'm eating too much because I'm taking one being like that wasn't very good Maybe I got a bad one eating the second one and thinking okay, they're all bad ones. I could be done Here's I think there's a real quick Were you guys in world news during the Marla incident or heavy Marla the shellfish the shellfish incident You have allergic reactions. I'll just say it very quickly which is one time in the green room for world news Our friend Marla who's fantastic was we were just talking about food or whatever and about like restaurants We'd been to recently or whatever and Marla was like I love shrimp so much, but I don't like that like it always sucks that like your your lips go numb and we all go, huh? And she goes you know like when you eat shrimp like your lips like tingle and like go numb And we go what are you talking about it? She goes? Guys wouldn't eat shrimp. You get that tingle and you're like session on peppers and your lips go numb And we go that's not a thing and then someone shane or someone is like I think you're deeply allergic to shrimp Oh, no, I do think movie theater should offer like a box that's like One-fifth juniors one-fifth snow. Oh, yes, one-fifth milk duds when you can be the mayor of amc i that is brilliant But I want a little I feel like anytime I'm halfway through or a third of away through a box of whatever I get at the movie theater I'm suddenly craving something else. Well, what if it's like one of those fishing tackle boxes But there's a different snack in all of them and there's like popcorn and some and different kinds of candy That would be amazing. I know that there was a candy store by the Sit the arc like that was by IO and or and you could go into the candy store And it was one of those places where you could just get a bag and then fill it from those scoops of like Except they had branded candy like it was like it wasn't just like What a generic it was like you could fill it with some Hamnut jelly beans and some jelly beans. Yeah, exactly. You see hamnut jelly beans. Yeah, I was thinking movie themed candy Oh, yeah, I just Yeah, I just it in general, I think that like Candy is just gonna make your subject hurt because it's can't light's fair no The thing that I was thinking because I went to the store recently and I don't think it's a good year-round treat I just think that the amount of time that it is available needs to be longer I think it should be an entire wintertime treat and not just a holiday treat and that is eggnog In like early January if you go to the store and they don't have eggnog anymore I'm like come on guys. I mean it's like people haven't even taken their Christmas decorations down yet We should still be selling eggnog. Yeah, hard degree hard degree. Oh another Christmas treat I would eat all year round is those like chocolates That have like orange flavor and oh yeah, those are so good yet to talk with orange those are so good They they use to sell those at Shredder Joe's year-round I don't think they do and they don't think they have an on a long time But the ones that you would like crack on the counter and then it like splits into pieces of orange. Oh, I love that shit Good, I got some that had like pop rocks in it was very good You feed it to a seagull in the seagull will explode But I'll die from the chocolate Aaron. What would you do if you're out of theater? Mm-hmm like that the trailers are playing and then somebody comes over from who works with the theater from concessions and they hand you a 64-ounce Dr. Pepper and they go excuse me man This is from the gentleman in H 13 and you turn around in a guy kind of ways that you I would open the Dr. Pepper Pour it on me like flash dance and then wink at him Next question and then watch the and then sit there in your Sticky mess my New Year's resolution is making Ben regret talking to me Hmm, I need to give off an oral where my uber driver stopped talking to me for hour-long rides monologuing at me So I need to start acting kind of crazy They have a feature hour-long uber rides where are you going? This happened this past weekend. Oh, okay. It was like an airport ride. Yeah, it was an airport ride and I'd to report him to uber He was a white supremacist That's who we're getting to report. They're like our names uber We're kind of expect I do like you have idea of Aaron hopping in an uber and being like the guy gets the destination He's like Zion National Park, huh? Yeah, okay. All right I do I like when we were in Portland every car I got into guys were like well time for my monologue Remember guy read me his poetry. Yeah, that's oh yes. Yes classic. I've been frustrated because the There's a brilliant feature they unrolled a year ago year and a half ago Which was like you can choose whether or not you can put like I don't want to talk or Something I forget what the exact phrasing is but you can basically select like I don't want a chatty driver I don't want to talk to the driver Nothing rude. I just don't I just don't if if I'm getting a uber from the airport or something I'm just tired. Yeah, but I feel like anytime I select that option They're always like where are you coming from what's going on? I'm so sorry. I don't You guys ever say I'm tired. I don't want to chat No, but I try and imply it Okay, because I'll tell you what I got a 100% success rate for I don't want to chat And it may just be like my face, but I Any any time I've ever and which is not often I've been in a situation where like someone's trying to talk to me for a while I always just say like hey, man. I don't really want to I don't want to chat. I'm I'm dealing with some other stuff right now There's been a few episodes we've recorded of Hey Riddle where you did that. Yeah, yeah, I really don't want to chat I really don't know I also I also once told them I um I've done it with a dentist I've done it with a barber where I was getting a haircut or I was getting a teeth cleaning But I wanted to listen to a podcast where I went in there and I said hey, I'm so sorry I'm on a work call. I don't have to talk. I just have to listen and Then they don't talk to you at all and you listen to a podcast and then the the verses like are you on a work call with Jason Bateman? Yeah, my works interesting bitch. What's your work? Clean and teeth fuck you I also do the thing where every once in a while you like touch your phone and be like yep. Yeah, cute too. Can do Yeah, this is JPC here. I prove have everything on Mike's head and then you just like get fire all the hot people After over six three they're looking for a new J OB Um this past weekend when I was in that hour long uber rag with the white supremacist I kept Because it was really like it was like five in the morning so it made sense. I kept being like oh yeah And then like nodding off and he would um And intentionally go over to those that group payment on the side to wake you up They'll with smile in the The wake up trips. Yeah, the rumpel the rumpel strip Well, hey Casey says that's insane But I'm Casey did you hear the first part of the story when he was a white supremacist? Yeah, I think that he does after that was people surprised me Then he was like what is it called them? Are they rumpel The rumpel strips right you guessed my name. Oh no rumpel strips I thought I must take off my clothes Rumpel strips please We just want to sleep and drive my pony actually Aaron uh, why don't you clear the room and give me a rumpel strip? She says are you saying you're using rumpel rumpel strips aren't they called rum rumpel strips? Rumble rumble I didn't know if you were saying rumpel. I'm putting a I'm trying to put a be it a pee not a pee nice shot Rumpel strips Rumble hey, maybe they're called rumble strips. I have no idea I think they're called rumble strips and unless I'm being pranked by very funny people I told you about my rumble strip prank right when my little brother and I were driving to Florida And he was supposed to be in the front seat keeping me awake and he immediately fell asleep And I ran over the rumble strips and then jerked the car background of the road in a fashion that will come up And I looked over at him and said oh my god. How long was I sleeping? What he said he said I don't know I was asleep and I said you were sleeping and then he didn't sleep the rest of the time Good smart. That's what you have to if you're saying if you're driving with someone You're supposed to if you're in the front seat you're supposed to be keeping them awake nothing nothing bothers me more than a Fall asleep front seat driver. You're not gonna believe this. I'm the worst copilot of all time I get chatty and I forget to keep giving directions I distract the driver. I'll fall asleep when I'm supposed to be awake Never trust me That's like that's like the full gamut of all the bad things. He's like you know, just pick one I do live with you chatty I miss the turn. I'm like where was I turning and you're asleep, but I'm like oh Truly I've gotten that feedback time and time again and I I have to be true I have to accept that that is a part of who I am James I try to think on our like two-day road trip did I Did either one of us like sleep during if we must have we took each of cat naps But we also were driving during the day which is if you're driving in the light It's a lot easier if you're driving like at nighttime with the express intention that you're supposed to be like keeping the other person awake Like if you get a full night to sleep at a hotel and then you're doing six hours on the road You don't need to stay awake for the other person like hopefully they did that you know that calculus themselves, but Bread I'd bushy-tale um well Speaking of bread I'd in bushy-tale hey Just not to this Lieber Brought her bushy-tale Let's squirt away. We just got in the car and go. What did we just got in the car and we went? The thing about 25 minutes of warm-up is I'm ready for her rental Great great. I'm ready for what you know, let's go. Okay Here's our first here's our warm-up. What newspaper does Superman write for Uh daily planet Superman doesn't write for any newspaper Clark Kent does you fucking fell for air and you nailed it Superman doesn't write for a newspaper Clark Kent writes for the daily planet. I do want to see a scene. He's the same guy I know that what I'm living in the world where I don't know I like to see a scene Aaron you are Clark Kent and Superman um you show up to the daily planet for work But you had a long night and you actually show up in your Superman outfit JPC you are her superman's editor. Okay Oh, whoof sorry Miss the train I know I'm a little late. I will have the story on your desk by like 3 p.m Absolutely this I'm sorry. It's Such an honor to meet you. I don't know what you mean by okay. You have to be sarcastic and It's very dangerous. I know I was like oh, I'm sorry. I was like Oh, uh, I I accept your apology and of course I think you can I can we can we buy you a Do you drink coffee? I don't actually don't even know if you drink coffee. Could we buy you a coffee or I said I was sorry You don't really need to rub it in and make me feel worse about this. I'm really sorry. I was late I know it's sort of a strike three situation I promise I'll stay late. I'm gonna get the work done and I'm right and I'm making you feel worse is there is there? Is there kryptonite somewhere in here Lex Luthor owns the building so That could there could be kryptonite like in the walls or the lights or something. I don't know. It's not okay. I'll look into it You're really hurting my feelings. Okay. I'm really sorry. I'm gonna go to my desk didn't even know that you could be hurt I mean of course you could be hurt because you're well you're not human But I I know that you're you have you must have hey are you okay, man? I'm so sorry. I'm just so nervous. I don't I've never I've never in my life. I've never and I never even thought to oh you're not here for me. Are you? Oh my god. Do I have to start being nicer to my writers? I promise Today it starts right now. I will be lenient with them. I have this I noticed my reflection in the window and I see what's happening Been writing a lot lately Clark. He's good, but he just he knows he's good so he doesn't try and I'll be easier on him I swear I I will be so much and buy a lunch Every day of the week Yeah apple bees and let them get an app and a dessert. Yes, I I will I absolutely I I can do that. I can do that and then take them to the park We cut to next week where we're at apple bees and Clark you did it again where you shut up as Superman Hi, I'm Josh. Have we oh my god. Oh my god Okay, yeah, I know this haircut's not great Could we have a table for two please you get out of whatever you want. I am so um Oh, uh mr. Johansson are you doing a Expose a on Superman for the paper? Who said Superman? Yeah I'm gonna go to the bathroom Was declined and also it says Clark Kent. I'd be up. Well, I picked up the wrong credit card classic stuff You know what actually that guy kills that guy we gotta go to a new restaurant Steve I just killed that guy I think Superman would do that, but if he did very funny You don't know what Superman's I don't superman's favorite food. What do we think does he have to eat? He doesn't have to eat right he must have to eat because he is like he is a being of You know human-esque like but doesn't he eat like the sun's energy or something? But just how people describe me He doesn't feel from the sun or does he just does he get nourishment from the sun? Hmm To me that's one in the same like does he have like chlorophyll like plants like because he just he just basically a plant right Yeah, he's a plant. He's a stewed. He's a plant Frozen the sun dies in the shade. This dude's a plant if you don't have to eat like is it like vampire rules like where when they do eat It's like they can't really digest the food. So it's like nasty to them like they don't want to eat I guess that's maybe not all vampire rules. That's like some specific vampire rules. Yeah, some vampires they Eat and then they barf they get rules. Yeah, cuz they're undead. That's like what we do in shadows vampire rules I think I can't remember. Yeah, just like splatter vomit. Yeah Yeah That would be a fun thing to put in a superman movie You just see him casually put some popcorn in it and then just project all the love and you like oh yeah That's right superman can you get sun poisoning from laying out Here's our next riddle yeah, and this is based on the true story A mother told her little daughter that her much loved puppy had been run over and killed by a car The girl was overwhelmed with grief and burst into tears. Hmm A little later the mother told her daughter that the dog was alive and well and then it was all a mistake Why this charade So is this little girl first day her mom got her a pinata A Designed after her favorite little puppy she accidentally backed over that with her car in the driveway Her mom also has gut blindness, which means she sees candy as guts and guts as candy So she assumed that the puppy had been run over scabble. Oh shit. I forgot. I best heard you with gut blindness Uh, I don't know. Is that it? Is I get it? JPC you're very far off Okay, what if it is the little girl was not taking care of the dog It wasn't appreciating it and paying attention to it and the mom was like teaching her lesson to appreciate what she has That's I mean, that's just a great tool as a parent yeah to That's kind of like what JPC did with the rumble strips They say with teaching a lesson to a child It's not about what less than the child internalizes It's just about the lesson that you were intending to teach so that mom is in the clear It sounds like she was attempting to teach the right lesson and whatever else happened is for the history books Um, I will say so this is this is apparently a true story And I guess the reason we know this is a true story is because this happened to someone of note Um, and I will say that this led to a successful moment And uh and some money And some money I mean in a round of I guess it uh yeah yeah Is this something that happened on a game show is this a president's kid Not a president's kid not a game show JPC but you're in the you're in the right territory. Oh, oh, See It's it's it's it's a it was a film show it was a filmed moment So why is this like America's funniest home videos or some shit like that This is a terrible video. Yeah, and unfortunately, I don't know how it happened But the winner this week is mother tells daughter about puppies death I think artists I guess doing the little voices or he's like oh no I think you did too much of the video I think you had too heavy of a hand There are too many boy-o-yoing sound effects that really pushed it over the edge Uh, um, so this was a movie and the mother made her daughter cry and then told her just joking this Oh to get a performance out of the daughter The little girl was child actress Shirley Temple and her tears were needed for a scene in a film where they couldn't get her to cry So her mother did that I do want to see Like you see funny JPC you're a stage uh dad yeah, uh Aaron you are a Shirley Temple-esque child actor in the 1920s when was she wouldn't she at the height of her? And JPC you're trying to um you're trying to coax uh something out of her that that uh is needed for a film or or a scene great Hey honey um the dresser is over hi how's everything going do you see my tap dancing? I did yeah animal crackers looping loop looping in loopy I do not feel like hey here why did you here open your mouth wide for daddy have a Have a little more heroin okay um Hey, you know what the director said they love the tap dancing But this scene actually needs a little bit more of a somber angle Okay, here I gave you a let me hand you this glass of water You need to want to sip that um yeah, you need me to be sad Oh, yeah, actually I I brought over my own glass of water um no drink the one I gave you Well, I don't want to drink this one, but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put a towel over your mouth and nose And I'm gonna lean you back in a chair and I'm gonna pour this water on you Nothing bad's gonna happen to you, but it's gonna feel a lot like your drowning Hmm, I think I can get there on my own ready no here we go No, you know what I say well this is happening honey you know what I say well this is happening Oh, that's perfect action action mr. President let's go tap in down the stairs I would do that with you child, but I'm FDR Yeah, why should you just take a sip of that water I buy you hey honey bad news your mom was killed by a ghost Yeah, the ghost actually inhabited her body, so if you see her up and walking around that's not your mom anymore It is a ghost and it's an evil ghost. She jumps up with chloroform covers it over her mouth Where was this where was this just you did it to go? See where was this energy I was trying to kill you I was reading about all of the um Uh, oh what's the the woman Um, Judy Garland who was in Wizard of Oz. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was reading about all the horrible things All they pumped her full of Topped all the all the drugs they pumped her full of and uh, yeah, it's just It's it's it's Seems to be That while some systems you think like oh things have gotten a little better especially if you like look at where they were You know 50 years ago 80 years ago But then also It's not so great now we're like, huh. I guess it it feels like maybe we're just kind of on a doom spiral here, huh? It's funny with like Wizard of Oz where it's like oh what a great movie a classic and it's like yeah Judy Garland was A pump full of drugs So she was like bouncing off the walls The guy who played the Tin Man had like severe medical issues due to like the paint they put on him Which I think was the first guy that played the Tin Man was like it it was they recast it because the first guy was like Oh, yeah, I guess we could yeah, but I think the other guy had like lifelong health issues lifelong health issues due to the Paintings on his skin. Thankfully the first guy died Really The lady played the wicked witch of the west I think they said it took her like eight months to get that green paint off her skin and like It was just the horrific conditions of filming where it's like nowadays, you know Jacob already gets 35 billion dollars to Put one contact in that looks kind of big for Frankenstein or something. Let's take a break Adel Aaron What do you think of my new hair before you ask before you ask yes? I did pull every piece of hair from my head because I was so Stressed out about business finances. Yeah, buddy. That looks stressful. I love my new JPC wig. Thank you for this And the best part it was super painful to do because I used my hands and fingers Wow Right Aaron should use found Thank you from all this stress Oh, I should have used found found makes it easy for small business owners to put all of their finances in one place Instead of a bank account here quick books there tax invoicing apps stacked on top Instead, I should have just used found found eliminates the clutter by giving you one platform that handles it all banking bookkeeping invoices and taxes No more paying for multiple subscriptions and dealing with clunky out data the apps. Why did I not use And that's the thing JPC is they've made it so easy. 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Good And we're back and Aaron you were telling us that you were a child actor which I guess I didn't know about yeah Well, we're some of the films or shows you're in Well, I would have been like the 1950s. I was in some of Elvis's early work like jailhouse rock Uh-huh, mm-hmm. Who were you in jailhouse? Well, I was Elvis. Oh think back think really hard think back Yep, that's me. That was me. I was just I was just Okay, yeah, I could see it. I wasted pants. Yeah, I guess that was this yeah That's me Elvis Aaron Presley and all make sense Wasn't Was Aaron some I can't remember what's going on with Elvis. Did he have like a twin brother who died in the womb Did he and Aaron his little name is named after that Got the boss and be his name or something. I can't remember. There's no way for us to ever know Aaron, mm-hmm. What actor do you think you could you know how like in a In Hollywood when they're only shooting like one side of a conversation They have like a stand-in play the other person So sometimes you'll just see like over the shoulder back of a head What actor do you think that you could do the stand-in roll for Paul? I Think it feels the same sitting across from me that it does with him It's it if we're only going by energy you think you could do Paul Giamatti's energy Yeah, I think if you close your eyes and you're like who's standing in front of you Aaron key for Paul Giamatti You wouldn't be able to tell the difference Um, what about you? Oh, could you say yeah same for me? Erick, could you say I don't want you I don't want a fucking Merlot. I do want to do fucking Merlot Perfect sounds exactly like him There's a guy a guy at IO um Cannot remember his name great great sorry Many conversations with him he was on a very successful house team But he was Kiano Reeves stand-in for like Half his movies. Oh, that's cool Which must be pretty fun. I think he started on the lake house or something Whatever that movie is so like oh yeah a little bit of later later Eric Kiano Reeves, but not too late. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Same height same build Same sensibility. I think it's yeah, it's like um The people that have successful like uh, uh, uh, what's that cameos where they just are like People who look like a celebrity and that then you could just like bill yourself as a Cameo look alike of that celebrity like undercutting the celebrity on the cameo. I love that. So that's what a what a lucrative line Hey, this is for Margaret. This is you'll just hear I guess it's your birthday and Todd wants to let you know he loves you very much And good luck with the new house Mark Walberg goes through some of his life as not being like Mark Walberg But then eventually he's doing a bunch of work and he's doing this and suddenly he's Mark Walberg But you're just a guy who kind of looks like Mark Walberg You live an entire normal life and then one day someone's like hey you kind of look like Mark Walberg Can you go And suddenly this is your life now. I love that. They were off to the races Um Speaking of off to the races Aaron I did it again help I can't I don't know. I don't know I'm not on money. I don't know what to hand you A car with faulty brakes was approaching a level crossing at 75 miles an hour A train was approaching the same crossing at 75 miles an hour The train was 300 feet long And it was 100 feet from the crossing the car was 100 feet from the crossing as well Neither car nor train stopped swerved or changed speed The crossing was unmanned and without barriers yet After all that information there was no collision. How is this so Train went under car went over it was like a Under over situation. It was a toy train That's a very good guess and that's very much in the vein of how these answers usually go That is incorrect here It was not an over under it was not an over under was in a toy train. These are full-size vehicles Um did But when you say crossing you mean that like both of these uh, I guess track and road physically overlaid like it was not It was not a situation where they could both go by unimpeded Ah jpc goods are I never mentioned a road A car with faulty brakes was approaching a level crossing at 75 miles an hour A train was approaching the same crossing at 75 miles per hour Got it Um With a just Driving parallel to each other okay, uh, yes, but there's one other element to this Ah the fifth element love christucker Aaron do your christucker I guess want to be more below You got knocked the fuck out I'm on a plane with kevid spacey and bill clinton Epstein's play um Um There's that we're missing an element to it The uh you're missing an element so there's no road jpc said track and road or on this world etc There's no road. It's just the track It is if they're running parallel It's like a amusement park ride Is the train shipping cars is it just like is the car just on the back of the train like oh that's my BEC you driven that the car was on the train being transported Interesting. I you know what? I don't think I've ever seen cars being transported on trains. I guess it must Happen but you I've seen it on like um what is it called like semi is right that that have their Like you know one of those like four car carriers or whatever But I don't think I've ever seen it on a train but of course it must happen That's got to be the easiest way to transport cars. I'd like to see a scene Uh, Adela and I are in some sort of action movie and we're having this like a classic train fight That we're fighting on top of the moving train and going in the cars and breaking bottles and stuff And jpc you are a paying customer on this train and you are Demanding we knock it off got it Elaine if they come by one more time I'm gonna say something. I swear to god. I think I'm coming. I think I'm gonna say Just don't rock the boat. It's probably gonna be over soon because this is the quiet car Just alright Donovan. I've cornered you in the quiet car, but you're gonna scream for help Nice try Sullivan better luck next time smash the bottle That was my kombucha. I paid $11 for that. I'm not gonna say something that I paid $11 That guy said quiet car so he knows I Yeah, right The knife is right. I mean don't just stop you're looking for a kind of I'm gonna take the knife and I think I'm gonna I'm gonna put a stop to the guy behind because I have the knife. They don't have a knife now the guy behind jpc taps on Hey, sorry. Um, this is the quiet car. Could you go ahead, please? Are you kidding me? Donovan and Sullivan over here. They're having a fucking knife. See you've learned judo since we last spot. Yeah, you taught me I thought it was gonna have a big interaction with that guy, but he accidentally got his neck broken Leaded over he got judo kicks in the side of the neck This is in Elinan. I'm out of line. This isn't this is outrageous. This is our anniversary trip. And what did you promise before we came? I'm not drunk. Okay, I didn't know. Okay, I think it's the lady Doth protest too much. I Promised I wouldn't get drunk and make a scene. I'm going to make a scene, but I'm not drunk. There was an end of the year See the tiny honeymoon you have after Hey, darling. I got this lady who just stood up and I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill her if you don't come quietly You think I care about that lady? I don't care about ladies. I'm in love with you I'm in love with you with loving apology, Elaine. This would be the time fun Very fun. I'd like to see that movie Okay Let's see this next riddle here. The scene was set for confrontation one night as rival mafia gangs made reservations at the same restaurant At one point a member of Luigi's gang marched up to a member of Roberto's gang and thumped him hard on the back The poor man fell to the floor Then he rose looked at the man who struck him thanked him and walked quietly away he killed the bug gone his back Was he was he choking was he was he uh was the Choking getting a little piece of bread out of course choking that's the Roberto's gang member had a fishbone stuck in his throat the fishbone was to help clear Well, I like to see a scene gang from the 1920s He flipped it. Um, these are cartoon cats in a gang This is right after this moment and uh, Adel you just saved jpc from choking And now it's like a little bit of awkward because you guys don't really know what to do next because you're from rival gangs Little fishbone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you um, saw that you were Yeah, I was kind of gravitate your neck and yeah, so enjoy Enjoy your belief belief Enjoy your beef enjoy your beef Whatever I didn't fish Fishbone Don't miss it. You know what you enjoy Here's what I'm gonna do You I'm gonna I'm gonna buy you dinner tonight. No, no, please, please, please, please. I'm I absolutely have to buy you dinner tonight. Hey, if Carmen hears about this, I'm dead so I can't He checks my he checks my payments savings. We have a cup. We have a company card. Yeah, we do is we do is so well you take Well, don't take care because no, obviously Do you want me to pull up another chair at the table would you gentlemen like to sit together? I can yes, please Shit, what did I say that can I have a Yes, can I have a 32 ounce belief? Uh steak time a hug. I have my own food. What the fuck am I doing? Yeah, I'm all the way all the way. What am I doing? Am I in love? Uh, yeah, I'll be right back Um, so how are this is your wife for my guma. This is my guma guma This is your wife Of course By the fire I carry you later they're singing that song Would be yeah, well, hey, let's cross cross cross cross I believe come on. Why don't you kill car mine? I'll kill Well, my guys they've caught my two I think I think Let's do it together you kill my car mine I'll kill your car mine and then Strangers are not right. Yeah, yeah, it's strange. You start a trade except for both of the Bob We're better than everybody those Our tables clear out where they start as hugging Wait my car mine white white brim hat Yeah, my car mine white white brim hat wait a minute He's are is our I gotta get out of here He's trying to run by these stuck in place Sure, yeah, I could happen and it happens a lot Guys I can't believe you remembered that much of good fellas. That's crazy That was seen for scene chaffer shot line for line Martin's got says this good fellas We're really really talented. It's a worst movie that you remember Yeah, you think it's good, but it's that bad Yeah, when peshy keeps saying belief The hard cut and good fellas whether at karaoke together just Sharring shifted to But it was the 70s. It was the 70s. But it was the 70s Uh, here we go next riddle Kate and Sarah were old friends who had not seen each other for years Hmm one day they meet up by chance Although they spent an hour in each other's company they did not speak to one another Neither was deaf or mute and they were still on good terms Why did they not speak to each other when they say buy chance? They mean at a chance the rapper concert They were both at the same chance the rapper concert and they didn't even know That the other was there and dpc real quick name a chance the rapper song Acid rap okay, can you read that again? Yes Kate and Sarah were old friends who had not seen each other for years One day they meet up by chance Although they spend an hour in each other's company they did not speak to one another Neither was deaf or mute and they were still on good terms when they left Why did they not speak to each other? Oh my god, they were at the morgue Oh my god, this is such a sad story Speak at the morgue morgue like libraries Oh my god, they're at the morgue Quiet strain they were on the quiet car they were on the quiet car and there was an action scene happening in front of them Where's the mother places Aaron that you don't you're not really supposed to speak court The library mm-hmm court the library They were they were scuba diving scuba driver Oh scuba driving That was impressive that you went court library scuba diving Answer they were divers they were united while scuba diving I think I think and I will put my cards on the table here I think we have done this one the last six months I feel like this one this one I don't have any memory of this live show maybe I don't know I it it's case me I don't right You see take I think so so I don't wait you know what it was new to me and we can't know and we can and we chance no Hey, even some of the best sitcoms have reruns That's the only Halloween episodes They all do the things giving episode where Joey gets a turkey stuck on his head They all do the all do the all do the all do that What if in the short-lived sitcom Joey they had done a Thanksgiving episode where he got a turkey stuck on his head And they just were like they played it like this has never happened before Nobody nobody make any references to it The other How funny is all of Joey was him with the turkey on his head where it just was like We medically cannot get this off they couldn't even get me a little bit metal block for the show They just got a guy who sounds like Joey who could put a turkey on his head That Adel and I recently saw um in Casey as well we we went and saw our avatar and 40x and I had seen it the week previous With my wife and I was like no spoilers, but there's And I correct me if I'm wrong there were no good trailers I was like you you could you could and in fact Casey didn't miss all the trailers But I was like you could miss all these trailers. There's not there's nothing here that is like worth seeing um, but there is one trailer where It's a it's like an animated movie about a like person who puts their like Mind into an animatronic beaver and then that beaver goes out into the world and can like talk to other animals and like the forest It's called hoppers maybe it's something like that And the first time I saw it I turned a moriah and I was like what is this like it's like avatar with beavers And then like two seconds later in the trailer they go what is this just like avatar and Someone in the trailer good. It's so different from avatar and I was like So there are just no ideas anymore. They're like doing avatar with beavers calling it out and then being like okay base basis covered We come all of our bases All right, base is covered Oh, and I'm just saying that the movie looks bad or anything and whatever It's a movie it's an animated movie. I'm sure it'll be fine But I am just like it's just staggering that they're like we can get away with this right We can tell people the same thing a hundred times. That's fine What is an avatar like premise that you would be thrilled about obviously not animated beavers rom com was spider next question Okay In general, I am very pro the idea of like body switching because that's what avatar is in general right it's like um freaky friday like people People switching bodies and you have your own life in another body I love that whole concept don't get me wrong it's avatar did not invent that concept but it is just I don't know that like uh It's like if you watched like frinkiest friday or something and the movie started and they switched bodies is one of them was like whoa This is just like avatar and I'm like calmed out Why don't you have to say it? I've never seen it But I remember seeing a trailer for a movie where I was like okay This is actually kind of fun even though it's not as as fresh as an idea as you'd want It's I think it's just called freaky and it's Vince Vaughn. Oh, that's right And he's like maybe he's like a serial killer and him and the the woman he's like hunting switch bodies or something yes Maybe I heard that that movie was okay because Vince Vaughn was so Like he always plays the same guy Mm-hmm. He was doing something very different from what Vince Vaughn normally does and I'm like I'm a big fan of that. I'm a big fan of the actress playing against type. Yeah, so you know more more power to them He's probably playing like a 22 year old woman That's what he's acting and not a fast-talking scuzzball. He's always acting like a normal creep and in this one He's acting like a killer creep Uh, here's this is our next riddle possibly our last riddle depending on um, I want two more Aaron this is our What's the word for What away from pedal to it Charlie was always told by his parents never to open the door of the seller under any conditions or he would see all Search of things that he wasn't supposed to see Jesus No, not him One day Charlie heard his parents leave the house knowing the seller door to be unlocked. He couldn't resist opening it out of curiosity What Did Charlie see Christmas presents? Yeah, as much Christmas present. He realized that was it real I'd like to see a scene Addle you are a kid who just discovered all your Christmas presents In the basement and where your parents coming home and you're gonna confront us about lying to you about Santa All right, just paid the sitter and now uh honey. How was your time With Kelly. Did you have fun with the babysitter and I'm sitting on the steps with a wine glass full of milk swirling in Well, well Blashing all over the steps No, I know I know you will oh you'll get a towel What are you gonna wear that around your waist dress up? I know you two like dress up I mean we just went to the opera it was fun You probably wouldn't like it honey because it was a little long But um, did you have a nice time with Kelly? Did you eat your hot pot? Don Giovanni I've seen better performances of Don Giovanni. I'll be honest We had this whole debate in the whole car ride home. Let's not rehash this Thinking of we hash how about we hash something out about Christmas time Yeah, it's coming up buddy. Where you good uh, uh, got a good review from Kelly So it sounds like Santa is gonna keep you on that nice list. Oh, yes, you guys have a direct line to Santa Am I getting that white you have your his number in your phone? Yes, I mean all parents have kind of a direct line to Santa Oh, yes Well, I've cracked the code Making my nice list that performance of Don Giovanni. Okay honey. Come on. I know you played it in college But that doesn't make you the resident expert play it in college Elaine. I lived Don Giovanni for four glorious months I was Don Giovanni you were the understudy honey Well as we all know an opera I mean you did take me that one time to deflate a mouse As well know an opera it's not over until the fat lady sings Initiators over because I know that the fat man is dad. I thought he was handsome I thought the guy who played oh sorry, I mean sorry, I try to call that fat. I'm just saying like that is Santa I know you guys are Santa look I had to gain it was college I had to get a lot of weight to play dodgy of I mean I'm not saying that you were on to the money. I thought it would be not handsome I just I can't mention that an opera I thought he has performance was wonderful and he was handsome I'm gonna click a nap thing. Oh, you do has this out. Sing all right. Have a good night. Love you Okay, thank God we got through that. I think you found the Christmas presents. Yeah, we were at the movies We saw Batman scene I love set up a premise and then refuse to acknowledge the character talking about So funny. Oh, all right one more Addle one more. I'm gonna get this one no problem You'll be so proud of me. You won't even believe it. Well Aaron would you believe that you didn't get the last one What I was joking about the Christmas. Let me read the yeah, let me read the riddle one more time. Oh my god Charlie was always told by his parents never to open the door of the cellar under any conditions or he would see all sorts of things He wasn't supposed to see wasn't supposed to see one day Charlie heard his parents leave the house and knowing that the cellar door was unlocked He couldn't resist opening it out of curiosity When Charlie opened the doors to the cellar what did he see? And this one's kind of this one's kind of fucked up Yeah, I mean like that Is there anything in the rest of the riddle that's giving me context for what this is or am I just supposed to guess like Fucked up things until I get it Like it's unlocked is unlocked like operative. I don't know why it would be unlocked if it's if there's something so horrible in there Yeah, there's not There isn't a there isn't much to sort of yes, what I'm getting from this riddle is like hey, there's something fucked up in a cellar Yeah, what is it and I'm like well, I don't know I mean a lot of a body I guess try and think about um roar shack in watchman Oh, is it dr. Minne had done their big blue penis? I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me Is it is it like a what's it called like us situation where he opens the cellar and it's like the rest of the world or something like he's JBC Charlie opens the cellar door and he sees the rooms of the house Charlie had been locked in the cellar so instead of looking into the cellar You have himself looking out into the house. That is super dark Yeah What Aaron we don't know maybe he does something really bad. Oh, no. Oh, no Maybe it's like a Shirley Temple situation where they had it no they only kept it they only took about the cellar when it was times Well addition for a hollywood talkie. I do see you seen. Yeah um JPC you are a Your parents left your kid in the house normal you live in the full house Um, oh you've always been told about to go to the cellar Aaron you are JPCs sibling you've been locked in the cellar your whole life And you finally open the doors and you tour meeting for the first time as as a brother and sister Uh, hello Hello Wow Hey, hi I'm Charlie I've never seen another You feel real you smell real Uh, you're not as cute as me Where are you in the basement? What? Where were you in the basement? What do you mean in the basement? You were in the basement? Yes. Hey, do we have Dr. Pepper down there? We had Dr. Pepper down there I drank it. Oh, nuts I'm Charlie. What's your name? I don't have a name Hmm do you want me to give you a name? Can you call me Dr. Pepper? Uh, you can't really get to pick your own nickname You have to kind of like you have to like do something Dr. Pepper ask before you I mean, I guess you did drink a lot of Dr. Pepper right? Yeah, can you give me your clothes? Hmm, I'm wearing my clothes. Why aren't you wearing any clothes? Hmm, how to do this gracefully. Well, I don't have to push you in the basement Locks the door. Hey, there's still plenty of Dr. Pepper down here. Hi, I'm Charlie Hi, I'm Charlie. Hi, I'm Charlie. I got this in the bag. Cut to six hours later We're home Charlie Hello, I'm Charlie Hey, buddy, um, hey buddy I love that we have this relationship. Um, I'm sorry that we're I can't watch the movies tonight. I'm pretty tired So how about we watch the movie tomorrow? Yes, the movie is a thing that I know what it is Why you always say that you're such a weirdo. You're such a little weirdo. Yes, yes, yes Oh, are these new clothes or maybe you're just Wearing them differently. Yes, good night. Sure, down the bottom pants. Let's out. Can't wait to eat that movie with you All right, good night. You're my person You're my you're my wait. Did you say eat that movie? Huh? Never mind. I'm I'm sorry. I missed Who is it? Uh, Charlie. I had all the Dr. Pepper Shhhhh Hey, who's what the oh no? Oh, no Okay, Charlie it's me Dr. Pepper I'm the one from the basement you just dump that Dr. Pepper on yourself like in flash dance. Yeah, and then winked See Very good because I'm sitting in a sneeze and I don't think it's going to come out. You ever have that feeling? You ever have this you experience this I've had a lot of stuck yons, but I don't know if I've ever been holding in this. Oh, no, that can kill you You're gonna get this out. Yeah, what? Yeah, is that a joke? You can't have any more than like three stuck yons and you are your You're just good as dead Well, let's hurry up and get through points so that I can try good these unstuck air and do you have any fun to promote? 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