Kym Whitley, Shannon Beador, & Michael Beck: Rainbow & Butterfly

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I know I'm a little high maintenance, which is why I tip really fucking well. I don't want to start shit, but... Oh, really? Really? Okay. Really? Really? Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Kim Whitley, Shannon Bidore and Michael Beck joined the show. We talk about gay holiday decorations and waiters with ulterior motives. Plus, we force the chumps to complete end of year weigh-ins. Good morning, Kim. Good morning. I thought you forgot about me. I am so excited to be here. Everybody wake up. We did not forget about you at all. In fact, the second you left, I said, rebook her and what... We've been pursuing you. Oh my goodness. But did you say that you were filming something in the fall? So was it her team? Yeah, they said that you were filming in the fall? Yes. Yes. I filmed a couple of movies. I was very busy. And of course, the all new years Eve, of course, Jeff. Oh my God, I love Jeff. You know, because I came here not really knowing who you were, but baby. I said your name and people turn. I was like, you know, he's my cousin. Now, Kim, I have to comment. You look gorgeous today. Very well put together. I asked your makeup is too good for you to have done it yourself, right? No. When I do it, I look like a prostitute. You know what I'm saying? Bad makeup. No, Eileen Gamma, she did it for me. She was with me on Daily Pop and she works for Eve. She's great, Shannon. You got... I wear this for three days, honey. Really? Oh, yes. She's that good. And I spray it and I baby, I wear it for three days to go to sleep. I wake up looking just like this. Wow. Now, I heard that your makeup artist is Filipino. She is. We love Filipinos here at Jeff Lewis Live. Oh, are they the... So caring. First of all, they are the nicest people in the world. And they laugh a lot and they're great singers. Great singers. That's what David Archuleta told me. They're so good at karaoke. It is ridiculous. What is it that Filipinos are so good at karaoke? I have no idea how it is, but they're blessed. They can sing. And it was interesting, you know, she told me this morning that I forgot the name of the... Whatever the name of the language is also like Spanish. She said because, I guess, something with Spanish... What is the name? What's the language they speak? Filipino language. Tagalog. Look at you. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Where did you come from? I'm a smarty. Wow. I'm a woman of the world. What can I say? You... Wait, what is it again? Tagalog. Tagalog? Yeah, tagalog. And it's like Spanish. We should know that. She said she understands Spanish. We should know. Tagalog. Tagalongs. You know what? Why are you here? Shannon, Shannon, repeat it. Tagalog. Oh, look at you. Tagalog. Here's a drink for you, Kim. So we had... I had a Filipino employee and he was just the sweetest, most nurturing, gentle guy. Yes. I fired him. Oh, no. Because he was so gentle. Oh, actually he quit. He didn't fit the company culture. Oh. Yeah, he was too nice. I get it. Too nice for my office. Oh, you want a Filipino nurse. Let me tell you something. I know. You do. A caretaker. A caretaker. You want a Filipino. Yes, you do. I mean... Shannon, are you taking notes? Nothing. I like it. I like it. I don't need a caretaker. I like people too. But what about a Filipino makeup artist? What about your Cliatica? Okay. I... She's honest. A Filipino guy. A hotelist. Fine, but what's her ethnicity? Hair and makeup. She's from Sweden. Hey, Hamoda. Hamoda, bro. Sweetest. She's white. Did you hear me speak Swedish? No. You heard that? Hey. Hamoda, Hamoda, bro. Oh, okay. Were you hitting on... Were you hitting on Ty there? Ooh, let's talk about Ty. Baby. I mean, is this something we can talk about on air? Sure. Whoa, let me tell you something. Oh, just kidding. Did you see Ty? I know Ty. I walked into the green room and I said, good lord. Merry Christmas to me. I said, who? I said, who are you? What should... He was tall. He was chiseled. He has dimples. I said, you have everything. You have a great smile. And then the personality came out and almost passed out. And he said, he said, yes. You know, he told me that Jeff is his boyfriend. I said, how did you meet... I swear, I interviewed him. I was like, I am not going into there. You never like... You got four minutes. I said, I'm not finished talking to Ty. The story, how they met, and he saw me at the bar. He saw you from behind and that's how fine you were. Wow. It was the BBL. It was the BBL. Paid off. Those objections paid off. Okay, I can't. I'm not dealing with you this morning. You know, and he just... You know, and I just love the story. I love love. And I talked about his past loves. Oh, I was into it. I had to know everything. Past loves. What did he say about his past loves? I don't know anything about past loves. Okay, I'm going to wait for y'all to have a conversation. And I did ask him. It was just interesting because, you know, he's from Germany. And I said, were you always gay? It was a crazy question because... I never asked him any of these questions. Okay, I'm coming home with y'all. It was just interesting because I said... Do you know his last name? Yes. Good. That was a good answer. Good. There's a bit of a delay. It is. I had to think about it. Are you gay? Me? Yes. How long you been gay? Wait, baby. See, that's what happens. You asked this question. Are you gay? You have to ask. Sure. You cannot assume that you're gay. You're right. You're right. I got friends who I think they're gay, but they're like, oh no. And I'm like, but you... Oh, that's Ken. You have sparkles everywhere. I'm not. I'm not gay. I am gay adjacent, baby. Oh, so actually the story before we went to the break includes Kim Whitley. Because there's three, apparently three infractions that my boss has to discuss with me when he gets back from vacation. One is when I stormed in on you during your live interview with Lunell. Is that an infraction? Yeah, not allowed to do that. Oh, I didn't know that. So they might interview you. But why did you storm in? Like storm? Lunell and I had this idea. We wanted... She was in the middle of a live interview, Kim Whitley and Lunell loves Ken. And so we went in together and we interrupted the live interview. Now, Lunell, you don't care. No, it's fantastic. The hosts don't appreciate it. How did they say that? Did the hosts say that? He did not say that. It's just an issue. Because then... It makes it better. But then, Kim, I want you... And I was going to tell you that Shannon, because we tend to... We get emotional. Sometimes we don't think things through and we react. Right? So I had found out live on this radio that Siri Sexam had a holiday party and didn't invite me. And I got very upset. So I stormed next door. You were there. You witnessed it. I did, yes. They were live. And I said, Julia, we invited a Christmas party. And she was live. And she goes, yeah. And I go, motherfuckers. And then I stormed out. So that was not... Second and first. Second. And then the third, Kim, is again, I was heated that day. And I think Jamie Kennedy was here in Crystal Minkoff. I said, come with me. I need backup. And I knocked on the door, but then opened it at HR. And it turned out she was on a Zoom with six other people. And then I stormed in and I said, why was I not invited to the Siri Sexam Christmas party? And recorded it. No, no. Yeah, recorded it. This was full on areas. Jeff, let them... Let them... You better read that book, girl. I'm reading it right now. Let them... I just said, look, just give me the drink tickets. And we'll call it even. Because they were giving out... Danica had two drinks. They gave her two... But I don't... You have to take a look inside. Why do you think you were not invited? Was it oversight? Maybe? Sarah, do you think it was on purpose? I mean, a little. See? Wow. I'm just kidding, no. No, they thought I was going to start trouble. That would have added a lot of additional... Some more guests. Some color to Christmas. Well, they probably didn't have enough drink tickets because Jeff has a tendency to come to places or invite multiple people. He'll come with a whole entourage. Jamie Foxx. Got it. A whole entourage. Okay. Which we would have... Plus, they're all drinkers. So it would have been five times nine. How many drinks? We didn't go in party in New York. I was your guest. There's been a lot. Yeah. You dragged me. I was very excited to go. I dragged you. It's okay. But we were all there together. You did have an entourage. Yeah. So fortunately, my boss is gone until the fifth. So hopefully he's got time to cool down. That's how we're drinking. Okay, to the fifth. Maybe you could leave those bottles by his door. You know what? Oh, Chris, can I take that kettle one? Has it been opened yet? No, that's mine. Oh, I was going to say we could send it to him. We could send it to him. You know what? Keep your numbers up and keep doing who you are. And guess what? Ah. I know. They tend to kind of just slap me on the wrist. Yeah, because... Until your numbers go down and then they fire you. When your numbers go down, it's over. I need you to come over to my house and I'll set up a little podcast or something for you. Thank you. And I love all your holiday decor. Oh, you're so kind. I saw it on Instagram. I saw it all out. Who did all that shit? Oh. Filipinos. No, actually a Puerto Rican. Oh, just as good. I love Puerto Ricans too. Ramon. Nives. Ramon. Ramon and Floyd. Ramon and Floyd did all of that. And let me tell you something. They did it. They used to do it in Palm Springs and they are so good. Are they gay? How did you know? I knew. Ramon and Floyd. Stop it! I called them. I've been calling them for years. Rainbow and butterfly. That's what I call them. That sounds about right. Rainbow. When they come to my house, I was like, oh, y'all. The rainbows and the butterflies were here because it's always fantastic and you're absolutely right. And Mike, the Christmas tree and everyone was like, who did that? Ramon, Nives and Floyd. Thank you. I love y'all. Rainbow and butterfly. Rainbow and butterflies. Which, so was it rainbow's idea or butterflies idea to do the mural on the gate with sand to do the mural on the gate with Santa? Oh, that was rainbow. What was that butterfly? Wait, hold on. That was butterfly. That was Ramon butterfly. He said that because my gate was around. I love it. And he did. He said, you know what? We need a thing. A garage. He said a garage. I was like, but I have a gate. He said, we're going to get a garage cover. He looked it up and just boom. I was like, rainbows and butterflies. Is there any way we could just reach out to you direct? Do we have to go through all your people every time we want to book you on the show? Why don't you have my number? I'm going to get your number because I tell you, I have to now join Mulholland Hills Country Club. Yes, it's right down the street. Right. But I want to use your tennis court. Okay. You can use my, let me tell you something honey. We black people, we don't play tennis. We over there rolling skating on it. I got a pickup on that. I got a volleyball net all on the court and a basketball court all on the tennis court. We're going to come use your court. Oh no. I gave another friend of mine. I do have a lot of gays in my life. Another gay girl. And I gave her, she came over in the morning. I just gave her the gate code. She'll come and play. What's your gate code? I'm not giving it all back there. Are you serious? No. Do you have a dog or anything? I have two dogs. Are they friendly? They're very friendly. So if I open the gate. That's a lie. One is vicious. He will kill you. Which one? Rainbow or butterfly? My dog Dorito will bite you. Dorito and Dexter. Dexter is the little one. He's vicious. But that big one has been trained to bite your balls. Okay. I want to see the Christmas decorations. I'm going to have to show it to you. We're going to follow each other. Shannon, are we friends now? Do you know Steve Gutenberg by chance? Okay, you need to stop. Am I supposed to? No. He's an actor. I know you would know him. What is some of the movies he's been in? I knew The Face. I'll show you. Police Academy. What was the big movie he did? Are you praying? Shannon? What is Steve Gutenberg's movie? You're horrified that I don't know the name? Three Men and a Baby. If he's not on BET, if he's not on BET, I don't know. Three Men and a Baby. Did you see that? Yes, I saw it. Okay, what else? Diner, cocoon. Cocoon. I love him. I love him. Yeah, so does Shannon. So does Shannon. She's been liking all of his pictures on Instagram. Wait a minute. Are you trying to, you're not married? She's trying to slide in. She's got chinks and women. Shannon, I got you, girl. Really? What you need? Baby, I got a police. You like black men? You got to tell me what your problems are. Oh, she does. Baby, I got a police officer right now looking for a woman. Shannon, Shannon, you got to tell me, do you want to hit or you want to forever? What do you want? Both. I need to know. You can't do both. I'm very traditional. I'm not a one night stand type of girl. Right, okay, she wants it forever. You want it forever. Let me dig deeper. She told me. Why does the police guy just not hit it? Oh, he wants, he wants children. Do you have children? You want children? She already has three girls. You're done. You're 60, 61. You don't, you look like not a day over 45. So, um, he's a little younger. We need someone older. Now, how much money? What's the money range? That would be nice if they had money. We need them to have a lot of money. No, my, my, my saying is I can contribute. Oh, look at her decorations. I just can't take on new bodies. Oh, you can't take on new bodies. That's hilarious. Okay, that is beautiful. So that's outside the gate. Is it at Kim Whitley? If people want to see it. Oh, yes. Kim Whitley KYM, W-H-I-T-L-E-Y. Wow. Or my Instagram. That's in the yard. If you come to the gate, that's the little, uh, the little, uh, the little, uh, the little rainbows and butterflies came back. Those gays went all out. Baby, they say nothing. You should have seen what they did. Can they do other houses? That's what they do. Kim, you are rich. But they don't. Okay. Does that, does it look rich? I want to be rich. It's Kim. Look how, look at that tree. Oh, here's the view. Oh my God. I want it to look like a thousand air. Look at me. Wow. Look at that. Because I live near Candy Cane Lane. What's the name of the tree? It's the tree. It's the tree. It's the tree. It's the tree. It's the tree. It's the tree. It's the tree. I live near Candy Cane Lane. What does all of that shit cost? When they drive, now I'm not giving out prices, but it's not as much as you think. Because that's what I have. I bet they'll charge me. They're going to charge me. No, you're going to take all my decorations. I have boxes. They have left me with, I've had it for years. All the Christmas decorations are back in my storage. See, I don't have shit. I have to buy decorations. No, they'll take them, bring them over to your house. They will? Yes, they will bring them. They have all the decorations. They'll bring them to you. That's beautiful. And they'll buy a couple things, but. Do you have a Christmas party? I did because of the decorations. Oh, you have to. I was like, let me show the people. I'm a thousand years old. Did you offer her champagne? She has one right here. Oh, what's that? Tacky glass. I don't want you to get a fourth strike, so I didn't drink at all. Oh, no, you could. Really? You could drink up. That's the least of my problems. Was Ty, is it Ty? Yeah. He has my number, so you can call me up. Oh, you guys could. Did Ty get her number, really? Oh, that's my place. Please follow me, y'all. K-Y-M. Do you have a ball machine? I do. Great. Oh my God, that's never used. I just got it fixed because we don't use it. I have a ball machine. I got balls. I got rackets. Okay. And I have a picker upper to pick the ball. Oh, I love that. I love that. You've got it all. You are rich, Kim. No, no, no. The man I bought the house from was rich. He had all the stuff. I didn't buy any of this, and he is a giant ass generator. You have a generator? Oh, it's the biggest. That's rich. That's a rich. And he had a water tank. I had to finally sell that in the back. He was a survivor's, because you see my gate, you can't walk in the gate. You can't get into this bad boy. It's just that gate. So the generator, does it power the whole house? It powers, guess what? Soon as electricity goes off, all you hear is this. Everything's going, everything comes back. Wait, what does it sound like again? And then you got my neighbor. Can I put an extension cord over your fence? No. Because it will be black in the neighborhood one time for two days. And I called the owner, LT Generators. He's the one. Shout out LT. LT. I want a generator. Call LT. Call LT. As for Lenny, he's the owner. Are you right in the house? Oh, LT, Lenny. Lenny owned the house. Who's the T? Who's the T, though? I mean, obviously. Oh, that's his last name, like Taraski. Oh, okay. LT. Yeah. We write that down, please. Because if you Google my address, it comes up as LT. Because there was business there, but he made so much money in generation. We bought another house, sold me the house. And let me tell you something. I said, this man, it's not playing. That generator, I said, how long do I have? How long does it run? Yeah. He said, as long as you have natural gas, it's going to run. Like for weeks, weeks, months. Yep. What does that cost you? Running. Gas is cheap. Yeah, never paid. Gas is cheap. Yeah, cheaper than electricity. What is your DWP bill at that mansion? This is going to be ignorant and I'm embarrassed to say. You don't know. That's rich. No, no, no. You're not even looking at those bills. No, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is it rich or you have a business manager? Which is it? Having a business manager is rich. It's a business, I have a business manager. That's rich. That makes you rich. I'm not. I don't want to put that out there. I bet you don't even know what you're, so you don't even know what you're paying a month. You know what, let's, what's his name? Tyson Ty. Little he is so handsome. You know, I'm going to get better in 2006. I really said, so I'm taking off the month. 2006. Good night. 2026. Thank you. I'm taking off the month of February to get my life together. I said, no work. I got to just sit. I got to look at my bills, look at my life. Yes. I need to do that. Yeah. You can do it with me. Just pick a month and say, I don't want to book for anything. I don't want to do anything. I don't even want to go on vacation. I don't want to go somewhere because that's not it. I want to sit at home, focus on my 14 year old, focus on my dogs, focus on my life. You want to come here? What's next? I will come here though. So I think that just to reset because I, you're right. I have worked so much like a Sagittarius out there. He's Sagittarius. Did you know that? Ty was a Sagittarius. No, he did. Okay. He's a Sagittarius. Yeah, sure. Workaholic. Workaholic. So what happens is you work, work, work, work, work and you don't enjoy life. So sometimes you have to tell people get a work life balance. I had that, I had that problem. I had that problem. You fixed it? I'm fixing it. Yes. He took a lot of time off. But my kid helped me, my kid helped me with that. Right. We talked about the kid. How old is it? Maybe now. Nine. Can I ask you this? Cause I really want you, your story of how you adopted your son is truly one of the most touching things I've ever heard. You have to hear the Shannon. Okay. Will you, will you let her know what happened exactly? If Shannon promises to be my new friend. Of course. So we're going to get you a man. Okay. Okay. I'm going to meet your three kids. Don't be nervous Shannon. We're going to go out. We're going to go somewhere rich. We're going to go in Beverly Hills. Cause that's what you look like you like to do. We're going to go down to Orange County. We're only going to the wealthy places. New Port Beach. We'll go to New Port Beach. That's where she lives. We've got to just drive around in a golf cart. Okay. We'll go to, I don't play golf, but we're going to pretend like we do. Okay. And we're going to get you somebody. So I always want to have kids, but work, work, work, work, work. And God said, you know what? Let me give this child a baby. I've been mentoring girls and this one girl in particular. Um, she gets pregnant. Um, and she literally has the baby, leaves the baby at the hospital with my name on and phone number and phone number on the, on the baby, on the best way on the baby. She actually wrote it on the baby. Yes. Yeah. She was out of control. She was out of control. Wait, probably on his arm. She was out of control and the hospital was like, um, yeah. Uh, we got a baby here for you. They, uh, she left your name and number and not, you know, being a comedian. I was like, haha. Thought it was one of my friends. I was like, ah, you got me a baby to fries come with that baby. And I was like, I ain't got time for this. Bye. You know, bye girl. I thought it was more friends hung up. The lady called back, you know, these social workers are not nice. She was like, ma'am, this is serious. You know, you know, um, this house from Kaiser, you know, we got this baby and she left it and your name is on it. And I do you want the baby or not? And let me tell you something. Do you know how something hits you and you don't understand and your body goes cold? It was, it's that kind of thing. Like when they didn't invite you to the Christmas party, you get my body went cold. When you're like, I can't wait, hold up, give me a second. And that's when my mother, praise God, was there and I was like, wait a minute. What do you mean? She said, now listen, you got 20 minutes. You can call. I said, I got to call you back. She said, you got 20 minutes because you can either. Come get this baby or we're going to put it in the system. First of all, I was like, what the hell is the system? It sounds like the matrix. What are you talking about? So I, my mother was there because if not, the baby would have been in the system because I was like, forget that. I'm still in these streets. I'm outside. So I said, I thought I told my mother and I'm too God bless my mama. My mama looked at me because sometimes we don't realize where we are in life. I'm thinking I'm till 27. She said, Kim, come on baby. She said, you like 99 years old. You ain't got no kids. You got one egg left and you ain't got no man. Go get that baby. That's what my mother said to me. I was like this. First of all, I'm appalled and she put a reality check. She was like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Comedy running around. What is your life? What are you doing? Go get that baby. Called the lady back. She said, good. We'll be there in two hours. I need you to have a car seat and a bassinet or a little crib or something. I was like, what? So me, my mom and dad, we run out. Now, first of all, parents are old. We in the store looking for a bassinet, one of those wicker white ones from the 60s. My daddy, my daddy walking around. He said, I had none of them bassinets. Now these play yards are there, all the cribs, everything. We get all the stuff and run back. They bring the baby to me. He's four days old. And it was, we had it, like we just videotaped it. Like, look, we got a baby. I swear they had a giant plastic bag. There were diapers in it and little bottles of formula and some ointment. And the social worker lady who dropped off said, hey, here you go. She said feed them every two hours. I said, is it a puppy? What are we doing here? I was like, there's no paper. What are you doing? They're like, hey, this dropped off a human being to my house. And the umbilical cord still on. She said, put that ointment on that umbilical cord. Here's some diapers. My mother and father had left the house because they were like, we don't want to, you know, mess it up or something. They got people in the house and they come back and my mother's immediately took the baby from me because she saw that I had already taken off the diaper and was sitting there looking like I have no idea. Even though I've taken care of babies with nothing that small that needs your every second to survive. So his name is Joshua Samuel Whitley Johnson. That's a lot of names. But I opened this. Open the Bible. I don't know who's believers, but I had no idea how do you name a person for the rest of their life? I had seconds. They were like, we need to put a name on the purpose of everything. And I just prayed and I said, Lord, give me a name. And in my right ear, I heard the word Joshua. I have never liked that name. I know that sounds crazy. I just never have been a. I'm going to know his name would have been Tariq. Kyle or something. And I heard Joshua and Samuel's my mother's father's name. Whitley is my name and Johnson. We just added to it is the man who raised him. His is my friend was like, I didn't have a father. Can I be his father? So now that's his. Isn't a beautiful story and then Oprah made a whole show about it because Oprah loved it because I couldn't raise the baby by myself. So I asked all my friends made them sign a contract that you were not a babysitter. You will help me raise his baby for the rest of his life. All my friends did they are still in his life except to show. So we had a show called Raisin Whitley on own for two seasons. That's amazing. So Joshua is he 14 or 15? He'll be 15 next week. Next week's his birthday. We grown man got hair on his arm. He shows me all the time. Okay. What's he like? Joshua is kind. He's a regular teenager. Okay. Cause he smells and he's mean and all that. But to his core, he is empathetic. He's kind and he's fun. So very, Do you have your sense of humor? He tries. I'm funnier. But yes, he does have my sense of humor. You know, they say nurture nature and nurture, even though he didn't come through me. He came to me and I have put much, but it's very hard like raising your child. Jeff, let me tell you something. You think every day, how am I molding this human being? I talked to a girl, a friend. Oh my God, these men here in LA, the, the, the Filipino, she needs a boyfriend. Find a one. And very pretty girl. And she said, these men are horrible here. And I said, what I don't want anyone to say about my son is that he's a horrible person. He might not be, you know, you, relationship might not work out, but I want him to be known with a woman that he was kind and he was honest. I don't want to hear. She's like, she was talking about guy was mean. I don't want my son to be mean. So it's a, how do you, this is going to sound crazy. Everyone follow me. How do you raise the man that you would want to date? Hmm. It's true. Put that on the table. It's good to hear, especially as like a gay person, like I want kids and a society tells you like a child needs a mother and a father, but really they don't, you know, and they just need a whole village of people around them. And so it's like, actually it's very sweet to hear. Good. I hope that you do that. Bring everyone in because what I learned is my son, even now as a baby, I never held him. He went to every, so he has never been afraid of people, which is kind of bad because one day I saw him go over my brother's house. He was over the neighbor's house sitting down their backyard eating and they're, they're Indian. And I was like, you know, you know, the communication, he was over there with them came back. He had some Indian food. He was five years old. So his fear and. There's no stranger danger. No stranger. Nothing. He just found out that his uncle was gay. Even though he's been wearing bling bling and long hair and everything, he literally said to me, he's gay too. That's what I was like. Yep. Too many gay people. His, you know, just as bad as yours. No, we, he doesn't know. Our gay butterfly. Oh, man, rowing butterfly. No, this is what's so crazy. I think he knows what the word he knows gay, but he doesn't put a thing on it. Like it's not a, they're humans. This is his uncle. This is. Did rainbow and butterfly sign a contract to help raise him to know they weren't around at that time. It's not too late. That's a good idea. Maybe they could sign the contract. I'll start it. I'll sign it. Will you sign it? Because you got money. My friends, I need them to be in your wheel. Now your daughter is daughter, right? Yes. Are you going to raise her to be the woman that somebody would want to date? The woman, the mother, the wife. She's already a little high maintenance Kim because I spoil her and I. Don't do it. Don't do it. But it's not just like spoiling her with material things. It is like, I make sure she has fresh flowers in her room every week and her bathroom. Like I do little things for her. Do you know what I'm saying? So if I bathe her, it's a whole spa thing with the music and the bath salts and hand foot massages. And so I spoil her not just materially, but I very much spoil her. So it's a high bar. It is a very high bar. So how do you balance that? And I say that even with my son. How do we let them see normal, be with normal people like in the hood, like the food bank. How do we let them go to a public school, but you got it? How are you going to balance that? That needs to happen Kim. I need to. She's got, she does not have perspective. I have three daughters. And so they, when I raised them, they were involved in charity work and giving back. And I used to say to them all the time, I told you, you say, if you do drugs, you die. It could be the first time. You were telling me that last night. But if you do drugs, you die. So they, they've smoked, tried marijuana before they've done zero drugs. And then I also say you need to be the girls that boys want to bring home to mom and dad. You're not the easy fast girls. You want to be the girl that gets taken home. So, and I think I have, I've raised three pretty good kids. Yes. They are great kids. Are they, are they balanced? Because I'm going to be honest, my son is not the perspective that you're talking about. How do you do that when you live a life as we live? Not, not wealthy and all that, but how do you balance that when this is what we do? We, how do we look at that and say, Hey, I know the charity work, but bringing like in my house, of course, I have black, white, everybody's in my house, all kind of people. So I made sure my son understood the world. But when he goes to a school that doesn't look like him and his friends don't look like him and your children might, but how do you bring them? And I'm saying this as a black woman and for you guys, how do you bring your children into the empathetic to different societies and communities such as my community? Even for my son. I think there's a lot of diversity in my home, but I think where the issue is, is I think it's more income and financial. I want her to be able to understand because she does just expect things and she doesn't really understand what things cost and how other kids, although she has been pretty good about, I've talked to her about giving to people in need. And so she's been very good about going through with her toys and let's give away this and let's give away that. I try to explain that a lot of, I try to explain all of that to her, but until you see it. That's her currency. That's what she knows. I think that she's becoming more like financially aware. I think she has gotten a little more, a little more aware like now that she has her own bank account and her own money, like she can at least kind of, because before then, if something costs $50, she's like, she doesn't has no concept of what that means to the world. But how does she ever own bank account? Is she earning the money and putting it in? No, see, because that doesn't help the case. I think it's just when you know. Do chores. Does she have what's it called the allowance? Right. I used to get paid $3 an hour and I had to haul logs in the wheelbarrow and clean out the horse stalls and I did that too. It does make a difference. I know. To learn the value of the dollar. We've talked about that for like two years with chores. Does she have a phone yet? No. Oh, good. I don't want to have a phone. So her first phone, if she ever gets it, you have to make her buy it. You cannot buy her that phone. My son saved. That's what she's saving for. 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You book it, 2E sort it. At all and after protected, C's and C's apply selected hotels only. See website for details. Now Kim, Michael has a lovely boyfriend. They just moved in together. Austin is his name. I forget his name all the time but it's Austin. Oh, I mean how long you been together before you just moved in? He can't go to the country club. Oh, silly yes that's what they want. They want more inclusive though this is the time. We'd like to join. Yes. Okay, so we were talking at the break about the country club that I'm interested in joining and they had to change the name because they were reinventing themselves. Absolutely. Right. And they have a new restaurant and I went up there for the first time because I was like I'm not going up there. But Kenny Lofton baseball player for the Dodgers back in the day he invited me there and it was lovely. Well it's very close to your home. It's right down the street. So you can meet me while Min Rowe takes her tennis lessons you and I can eat in the new restaurant. I was going to say but she can take her I have an extra great tennis coach that does come to my house Caroline Ray's coach and then I forgot it and didn't get Joshua's tennis lessons and now he's 14 so I messed up. But she has a great tennis coach that can come to the house he knows exactly where it is. I think at the country club you have to use their pros and I asked them I said do you have any female pros and they said they had two. So yeah. Or if there's a gay she would like that. She loves gays. You're right. She loves like Kim loves the gays loves the gays. So do I know what game probably. But then there's playing like she has taken some lessons already. Now there is a restaurant that we've been talking about. Kim have you heard of Tam O. Shanter. I have. You have. Like when I grew up I grew up here in LA. You've been there. Wait where is it. It's like an iconic place. Wait but isn't it like Silver Lake. It looks like Silver Lake. It's over the Silver Lake area. Really. East of the five. Are you sure there wasn't another one before more on the west side. It could have been. It's part of the. Oh it's a Scottish steakhouse. I think Lowry's. Oh nice. I think same owners as Lowry's. Over a hundred years old. It's over a hundred years old. So. Wow. Listen to this. I'm listening. Michael takes his handsome boyfriend Austin and they have a nice date night out. Because they go crazy for Christmas there. Like this is like their whole thing. Like you do. But honestly I bet the decorations aren't even as good as Kim's because she's got rainbow and butterfly. I have rainbow and butterfly. They have carolers that come to your table. That's annoying. That's annoying. I don't want that. Do you stare at them the whole time. Oh yeah I love it. Oh. All right so what happened. You had a beautiful dinner. What is your order. This is such a weird coincidence. Okay I've seen that sign before. Oh look at that. How many entrees did you have. Well I had the prime rib and it was very big and so good. But no. Look at this. I had a beautiful coincidence that Jameson was talking about this yesterday because I had talked to Keen earlier in the day. Not knowing. I hadn't listened to radio until later. And I had. I just wanted to warn Jameson. Listen to this shit. What went down. So my boyfriend is this. He's like Ty. He's like the sweetest guy in the world. Like just friendly to everyone. Love it. Just very kind. And almost a little like so kind. He's just oblivious to the craziness of the outside world. So we have a waiter who is clearly gay. Very gay. And he's being very like Shane gay. Or Keen gay. Shout out waiter. What about the little redhead gay. No that's very gay. He's a different gay. Like Shane gay. Like a swish. A swish. A swish. You know like when you walk just that little swish. I like the swish. I like the swish. I like that one. Yeah. So he's clearly gay. He's being very friendly and Austin's being very friendly as he always is. And he's telling us he just moved to town. He's new here. He's just his first job in town. And he's like looking for new friends. And Austin being the sweet boy that he is is like, oh my gosh, we'll be your friends. Like, you know, we were always making new friends and like, and so Austin at the end of the dinner, Austin tells me I'm going to ask him for his number so that we can like reach out to him. Oh Austin. Red flag number one. When he brought us our bill, he had already written his phone number with a little smiley face on it before we even asked. And I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. I guess he does want to be friend. So then we get home. Austin sends him a text. And it's like, it was nice meeting you. Thank you for dinner. He gave us a free dessert. Very sweet. His response. Hey, stud. Wait, wait, isn't that a, wait, wait, hold up. Wait, I know what stud is. It's not a man. Well, okay. I'm confused. Okay. There's two versions of stud. Stud is a butch lesbian. Right. But also stud is like a term of endearment. Like for somebody that's handsome. I didn't know that. I didn't know a stud was a butch lesbian. I didn't know that. Yes. That's the only word you know for sure. I didn't even know that. Oh, I got a lot of stud friends. Are you kidding me? Like Nisi Nash's wife is a stud. Is a stud. Yes. I've never even heard of this before. My friend has a stud. And I thought I was down with all the lesbians. No, no, no. Stud is a big thing. Like a stud would make me attracted to them. That's what a stud is. Okay, go ahead. But it's also more so in the black community. Like a stud female lesbian stud. Yeah. Okay, so. So go ahead. Hey stud. Oh, that's better. What's so nice meeting you guys would love to hang out. By the way, you guys are really sexy. You guys were some sexy men. That's what he said. Okay, that's good. That's a compliment. I would have said that. No, he wants a threesome. Yeah. No, no. We don't assume. This is solicitation. Oh my God. He's a prostitute. No, this is not. Listen here. You can't even show your waistline girl over there. Let me give you a little young lady. Anytime a big girl comes in, you hide your little stomach. Messing with my self esteem. I agree. That's my contract. Okay, go ahead. Now tell the story. Cover up, Annie. Cover up, Annie. Sorry. You can hear you see her little belly button. Go ahead. I feel seen. So I don't believe this. So he was hitting on. Absolutely. Us. No, no, no. No, you just. You responded after that? No, Austin was like, what does this mean? And I was like, he's hitting on us. He wants to have a threesome with us. He does not want to have a friend. No, no, no. I do not believe that. I got to disagree because it could be a little like, oh, let me see where you all going to go. If he would have said, it was a little tap tap. If he would have said, what are you guys doing tonight? Then he's hitting on you. If he just says you're sexy guys, I'm looking at you. I want to lick your teeth. Your teeth are beautiful. She wants a threesome. Come on. Okay. See. That's the belly button. I think that I agree. Like you don't know. I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be nice. Okay. Let's reframe it. Okay. You go to dinner with your man and the waitress, the waitress, asks for your man's phone number and then text him, hey, sexy. You're a sexy couple. Yeah. You're a sexy couple. Couple is fine. So you don't think they're trying to have a threesome? No, I think he wants to sleep with Austin and maybe he'll watch. I have been hit on. Did you block the number? I was hoping he was like a little chubby chaser and he was thinking I was cute. He does think you're cute. You're very cute. No, he doesn't. He was flirting with Austin. No, don't agree because you are handsome. You're tripping. Get yourself esteemed together. If you were straight, I would be winking at you right now. Well, the problem is he comes in here and again, her little tummy makes him feel fat. I'll tell you. You tell him he's fat makes him feel fat. You're not. I also tell him he's fat. Do you? Oh, I'm done. I'm done. Sha! Ree! The last two times I've been here, they made me get on a scale. No, they did. I'm on the right side of the band. What are you doing? Yes. He's fat now. He got fat last summer. You are gorgeous. He got fat last summer. He does have a pretty face. He gained some weight last summer. Yeah. I gained a little weight. Yeah, where it was. But I'm losing it. I'm on my way down. 2026, New Year, New Meal. Oh, really? Where are you today? Where's the scale? I hit the break. We're not doing this again. No, cause you lost weight. Not in front of Kim. No, cause you lost weight. We have a guest here. What are you talking about? You lost weight. Get the scale. Your face is a god. You're chiseled. Thank you. After seeing your house, I am straight and I think we should get me. A lavender? Can we have a lavender? Oh my god. You can have tennis. People over for tennis parties. I love tennis. I love tennis lessons. Pickleball, pickleball, basketball. What else? I have pickleball, basketball, volleyball. Roller skating. Roller skating. Oh, you love that. I'm going to help you raise Joshua. Oh, I got another villager. We're going to take a break because you're going to go get on that scale. No, you're not going to. We're not going into a new year like this. Yes, we are. You are last way in of the year. I'm going to do it if Jeff does it. Jeff's going to do it today too. Now what? All right, but I have some very heavy boots on. Just keep that on. And a BBL. But I'll get on the scale. Do you really have a BBL? I had some injections too. Can I touch it? I'll show it to you. Oh my god. It's going to be interesting. Shadden, you got to see this. They are making Jeff get on the scale. Now we're sticking off the heavy boots. And what's the cute man? Michael. Michael. And Michael, he's so cute. They are actually getting on the scale, but this is good because it's the end of the year. So we're going to start the new year. Is Jeff big? Is he big? Come on in. We're a big bitch. Oh. But he took the boots off, right? He took the boots off. This is the most he's ever weighed. What? Michael. Jeff is Michael's, 201. Yes. What were you this summer in October, August? 212 when I came back. Okay, look at you. All right. 212, at least three pounds. No, no. He was 200. 200. That's good. He's seven feet tall. That's the most he's ever been. On this scale, you're 200? Was 199.8, but that's too much. Get closer to the mic, please. I need you closer to the mic. At his best, he is 190. But you know what? This is the thing. You, I'm looking at you, Jeff, and you have good man weight. You don't get too thin. This is good for you. Yes. It's something, my boy Ty told me he needs something to hold on to. Well, okay, so I, Ty is a jellyfish. As you age, and if you're too thin, you look gaunt. You don't want to be gaunt when you get older. Old man face. Okay, when I weighed myself this morning, it was 194.8. But I've had two, I've had two eggs. You did not gain six pounds. You had a pop tire. I have my clothes on. A pop tire. A pop tire. I had an 80% of a pop tire. All right, so I gained another pound. So now I'm at 195, 789, 3 pounds of clothes. It totally makes sense. Nope. But I'm still, you know, I still need at least five pounds. Keep where you are. No, you don't. What is the need? Okay, let me understand everything. Why? I just want good naked weight. I have good clothes weight. Yeah, it's not the number. It's not the number. It's how you look in your clothes. And how you look in your clothes and how you feel. Neck and weight means that, so you've took five pounds off. You're chiseled. I mean, what is this? Naked weight. He's added some weight with his fake ass though. So like he's had some injections. So I think that's how the portions are off. Is it filler? They put filler in your fanny? It's a... It's pretty funny. Pretty much. But is it your bad or is it... No, it's actually... And a freeze. It's interesting what it does is your body absorbs it and creates collagen. So when you feel it, it feels like a normal ass. Oh, I'm going to fill it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. But just don't go between the cheeks. Why not? That's where the best part... Are you kidding me? You don't know what's in there, bro. Oh, Lord. Okay, let me fill this. He's got filler in his fanny. Wait, wait, let me see. It's a new brand. I need a before and after. Look at that thing. Oh, here's pictures. Give it a squeeze. Oh, no, no, it's soft on the bottom. Like the underneath part is... She didn't say pull your pants down. It's a muscle on the top. No, baby, that's collagen. The collagen built up around the top. So listen, so if I grab you... If I reached under... Give it a big squeeze. Oh my God. Be careful though. I just got moist. Get away from me. That is nice. That was worth the money. I need to feel it. I need to feel it. Girl, you got to feel that. Get it under. No, go under the cup. Get your fingers under there. Be careful. Watch your hand because that thing's hungry. It's hungry. That thing is hungry. That was worth it. You know what I like? It's just a regular nice little... Just a nice... Jeff, you like pushed my hand in there. I need to see the before and after. Told you it's hungry. It was no booty at all. Ties in town. Shocking. That's nice then. That's a good job. Thank you. I would have been worth it. Thank you, Dr. Curves. It's a nice little... It's a nice little... Yeah. Thank you, Kim. I'll let you know. I mean, if you don't need it. I need it. No, no. I have a lot of European in my family. I wonder if Steve Gutenberg has a nice ass. Okay, Jeff. Can we call Steve? I'm going to Google it. What is he made of? I DM'd him. We just got divorced this year. Okay, wait. That's too soon. How long ago? This year. Oh, no, you got to... Well, this year, like six months ago, he's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a man. Women got to take all the time. He's great. Yes, it's time. He is primed. Okay. You did DM'd him? No, I DM'd him. I'm not a pursuer. Oh, you're going to be by your damn self. I'm traditional. I'm old school. So you want somebody to see you walk over? Well, I mean, I'm not... Do I take another break from my guy? I'm the woman. So I want to be the woman in the relationship. Okay. Okay, now I'm saying the other way. What is that? I'm a bottom. No, don't even start. No, no, I am going to DM my damn self. I'm your representative. Oh, my God. How about that? Hey! Oh, well, by the way, Jeff did DM him and get this. He read the message 15 hours ago and yet he did not respond. Can we check? I asked him. I said I'm a fan. I said I'm a fan. I'd love to have him on the radio show. Let's DM him a picture of Shannon. Oh, that was good. No, I thought we would bring him on the show and have Shannon on. Boom, smart. Oh, you also... Smart. You should have your wing woman here. Wing woman in his house. I'm not going to be on the books. I'm not going to be regular, but what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask all the questions that you want to know so you look like the woman you want to be. Oh, like the same questions you did to Ty. Oh, yeah. I know all his information. Just... I know about his sister. I know everything. I know about the sister. Hey! The past love. Those are just normal questions you ask somebody you're dating. That's what you ask. I know what his sister... His mother passed. His dad... They were in the arm. I know everything. So what I'm going to do for you is we're going to play... You're going to be sweet and cute. Let me see your cute face. Blink and just look over. Isn't she pretty? Bashful. She's gorgeous. So look over and be bashful. Like, hi. That's cute. She got it together. That's cute. So you're going to do that. She can flirt. She's sweating. She's a little... And I'm just going to say, how you doing after your divorce? Really great, great. She wants to be the first lady. Have you been dating? See, I'm going to do all that. Why'd you break up? Yeah, why did you break up? You don't mind sharing with us. You're charitable too. He's an animal rights activist, but you work at the church boutique. I do. I volunteer at my church. Do you love animals? Yes. And I'm having an auction of when, in February, of my clothes that I've worn on the show, and I'm donating it to the Southern California Golden Retriever Rescue. I just rescued a dog from there. Steve's going to love that. He's going to love clothes. Steve's going to love clothes. He's crazy. She's so gaming. Oh my God. And every now and then just go... Your dog. No, she's the first lady in the streets. What? And double penetration in the sheets. Is that right? Double action. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Hold up. Dual action. Dual action. She's a lady. She's a virgin. Dual action. I forgot. This is not your server. What are you doing? You cannot be on the show when he comes. You still have me at Tamo Shantar. What? So listen to this. Dual action. She's a dual action. She's two hands. Praise the Lord. Coincidentally. Look, she's meditating again. You know the little redhead. Little redhead. He and his boyfriend, they have reservations this weekend at Tamo Shantar's. Nope. So we're going to set them up. Tell them how he looks and I want them to sit and see what happens. Put them at the same table. Hey sexy guys. Hey stuff. Well, you know his name, right? So they can request his stay. Stay. Don't say his name. We don't want him to get fired. No, I got to ask Austin. No, no, not on here, but you can tell. Yeah. Tell Jameson. Yeah. Tell Jameson to ask for his table. Jason also has a sexy chocolate man. So I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. Yeah. See, I do think it's his type. He's down with the floral. I think he's going, I think he was not interested in you. Sorry. I think that, I think that he's going to be very interested in Frank, not Jameson. I don't think Jameson is his type. Is the server white or black? White. And so he let him, yeah. But y'all are killing me. I cannot be here. But the problem is that this server also has a gay swish and he's just like Jameson. So. So he's not going to be interested. So Frank might be into it. Frank might take the bait. Oh. They've been together now. How long? Two years? Yeah. That's perfect time to open up. Not two years. No opening up. No opening up. Does anyone else want to feel my ass before we go? Okay. The show is going off the rails. I want to take a picture of your ass. Take a tour doctor and say give me the same ass. Oh, get a picture. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. 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