986. Andy & DJ CTI: Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

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Don't forget share the show out. Can't have no hose. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You don't know it's how bad the thing is until you get like one day. Yeah, I just wanted to figure out what the fuck it wants to do You know what I'm saying like it's been doing this our whole lives, dude. Just pick one. Yeah, I know If I'm saying but like I'm just like the government well, this is one of my hopes like I hope that those like climbers activists and shit are kind of right? Just bring me eat dogs. I'm cool. I'm cool with it man, but shit It's like a oven here in the summer. So I guess I don't know maybe maybe just you know just let it be It's fine. It's fine. We got the chats rolling chats are live and well we have Twitter rolling um x rolling YouTube is rolling welcome appreciate you guys hanging out with us Jason that's 100% not true so you know what do you say talk about it later okay all right I missed it all right yeah man have a hell of a show uh put together for everybody yeah um but I think I you know I was thinking about this I felt that it's extremely important um that you know before we really get into these headlines we have to we have to prepare ourselves mentally yeah um I think that's important um and so you guys listening at home right now wherever you are um I felt that we should take uh 60 seconds okay for some liberal insanity okay before we get started all right you ready yeah raise yourselves oh what are the chances that do bang like four of those nests yeah the guru is here let's let's ascend to our spiritual selves they have to be naked two things the women go home and they're like how do you what happened oh we got a spiritual experience I'm a I'm a woken yeah what do you think that tense smells like oh bro that was my second day first what the I can smell this smells like bio and perturb patrulli mixed together bro patrulli that's that musk stuff yeah all the hippies use it man oh man oh and my second thought was you know I guess and you are right you can truly be successful if you try hard on anything I don't know because he I don't know what that is y'all called a scam is that my fucking skins there's no doubt about that how much you think that shit cost ago I looked at the tickets I have the ticket price what do you think uh 500 bucks 250 250 yeah woo woo woo woo woo woo you really do give me 500 yeah fuck man oh man what is going on dude well they they don't this is this is how desperate people are for some sort of purpose dude bro like imagine showing this video to someone from like the 1950s oh my own saying what is going on bro oh fuck dude my problem my real talk though like you know 10 to the toe guys just get real fucking candles bro like you don't even got real chaos LED bullshit yeah you know I'm saying oh it's a business but truly ain't going to work if we got LED candles like everybody knows that dude dude dude dude it's I got I don't get it dude oh no she's feeling good man I am wired just a completely I got a completely different fucking program than those guys did holy shit oh man what did we notice about this too there is no black people not one no not one but we I'd be scared to walk no rhythm allowed I'd be scared dude I'd be scared to walk in there I am an equal opportunity make fun of people oh that was made that up yeah I love it dude yeah this is great this is great boil hot dogs and no rhythm wet nickels that's what it smells like it there oh my god yeah man yeah and and some good news before we get you know you know see we got good news I got news bro okay the flu's back flu oh and that great yeah it was on a vision question bro it was gone it was there with whoop the wound yeah man flu's back guys so you know be grateful and we're good man it's got to be a great day yeah it's going to be a great day let's um let's we're prepared now this is my least favorite week of the month what's over the year what is that because I got to open up my Instagram and I got to see all the same people say the same fucking shit that I see them see say for the last fucking 10 years on the internet bro there's in my year more year you're fucking doing this time my Wednesday they're gonna be fucking will Billy Bob you know maybe talk about new path yeah you know that was a little too serious for me so I you know went this other way yeah the work the work myself the worst one is uh you know what I'm just gonna try on twenty twenty five maybe you shouldn't accept yourself maybe you're a piece of shit you know I'm saying like you ever it never occur like just accept it oh I got self love why no right there's things about you that you probably shouldn't love you anyway I get irritated dude yeah I get it because like dude I pour a lot of my life in a trying to help people that quite honestly you know they don't want to actually change a lot of people do but there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change you know they want it to fit they want to sound good they want to feel good about it I'm gonna do this but then never do it and it just irritates me yeah yeah it's almost like they want to see if if you if you believe him this time yeah right yeah twenty twenty six no nobody believes you until you do it man man yeah whatever dude that's neither here nor there yeah I'm just yeah let's just move past let's get annoyed let's start yelling you guys say that for Hitler I'm aware I know I got it coming I know yeah man guys if you would like to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to Andy for seller.com you guys can find them link there check down in the description below for that as well so let's get into our first headline now set in the tone okay obviously we got to talk about the Venezuela thing so before I you know for all of those out there I'll give you you guys a couple of seconds to take your your Ukraine flags down and take your your pro Palestine flags down and before you switch them up and I did some homework for everybody this is what the flag of Venezuela looks like for all of us oh no we've already seen it we've already seen it within within six hours yeah which was very interesting I don't know if you have this but within six hours of this man being extracted from Venezuela we had protesters oh yeah on the streets of New York City with printed signs no now I've been in business for a long time and I've had to have a lot of shit printed okay a lot so much so that's one of my best friends owns like one of the best print shops in the fucking world he trains everybody how to do this shit we send them all kinds of business and money and we've been working with the I could not get signs printed that fast no it would be fucking impossible which I thought was interesting because these guys must be have the hook up when it comes to the printing you know what I'm saying they go to those woohoo ceremonies yeah woohoo they know it's coming yeah like it's coming I just just I just found that interesting you know in that weird I just found it interesting you know we had the we had the scarves and we had the signs and you know we went from which was interesting no kings you're right okay all right hold on no kick this is this is real shit I did the math no kings to defending a fucking dictator right in 75 days mea proof that you could transform your entire life haha fucking proof baby that's real man yeah well I can go from you can go from one extreme to the other 75 days that completely change your life it's science yeah unfortunately these people their lives still look the same but I wanted to put that up just in case you know and I also did a little extra homework okay for those that are unaware here's a map okay yeah showing you where where Venezuela is okay let's zoom in on it right like right by Columbia North of Brazil right there you go okay I did the homework for you but yeah Maduro I'm kidnapped extra I did I don't know what you would call it we're gonna get into it though because they're extracted it could be a lot of things you see a lot of things yeah there's a lot here dude there's a lot yeah dude you know the crazy thing is though like this picture here I feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on the boys weekend you know saying like trying to try that's me you guys are dragging out right right right right we try to get kind of shoes you wearing there what is that did I don't know man there's got the orange Jordan's on those like some Venezuela bro you see they they so they kept switch switching them out right and what he was put him in origin but did you see Pete respond yeah he said every game is giving thumbs up because yeah I saw that dude that was so funny solid way to handle down it was fucking great but yeah they got him man and that's his wife that's his wife there yeah you yeah and then they got him out so he's out he already has been presented in court for his official plea entry where of course he pleaded not guilty and he claims that he's a prisoner of war and that he was quote unquote kidnapped by us forces as he pled not guilty so yeah he goes he goes into court he appeared there on narco terrorism charges um and uh you know he entered the courtroom he said happy new year in English to the audience before greeting his lawyers um and then he went on to say I am the president of the Republic of Venezuela I am here kidnapped I was captured at my home in Caracas Venezuela 63 year old fallen despot proclaimed in Spanish before judge Alvin hella steen stopped him the judge shot bat quote let me in a fear there will be a time in in a place to go into all of this your council will be able to make motions at this time I just want to know one thing are you Nicholas Maduro mortos the judge actually ousted dictator replied I am Nicholas Maduro Moras that's pretty good right um but yeah but to your point dude very quickly there's two bands here we got two camps okay it was interesting before you even start there it was interesting how you know I popped open my phone is we were texting what were we we were talking what was that like eight in the morning we were all texting about it fucking you know Sunday morning right or was that Saturday morning or Sunday morning so whatever yeah the morning after yeah eight o'clock in the morning what the fuck's going on we're trying we're all talking about it I don't my phone fuck dude everybody figured it out oh yeah it was amazing bro listen it was crazy every single person knows that talks about what was going knows exactly what's going on they are Venezuela and his neurologist dude it made me feel stupid bro you know the funny thing I actually think we should probably just pack it in because like they're knowing the shit within five minutes yeah why don't you even do this yeah frs o the freedom road socialist organization at signs ready to go um you know and they're rolling and there's two there's two camps here right there's you have American citizens who's funding them oh well I could I could I have a very educated guess on that um but you have you have American citizens here right in this country in the United States of America um and you have a few of them a very very small amount of them um that are protesting in favor of Maduro right yeah um and to your point everybody's a fucking expert on this field right they've been studying Venezuela for it made me feel stupid yeah for sure right I must be way behind but the funny thing is dude when you actually talk to these people this is what they have to say check this clip what do you know about Nicolas Maduro um I don't know much bro but um here with central CSO and we fight against all this um with like the the with truck the truck administration um ice um police brutality so we're just sharing support of all that right now and what is what is Maduro have to do with all that shit bro you know but we're here in support I mean it makes sense you know Nicolas Maduro is responsible for almost eight million people leaving then as well uh like a quarter of their population over the last decade I mean he's he's contributed a lot right yeah but um you know we share supporting you know what I mean yeah yeah go go Nicholas Maduro can we do that let's do it go no oh no you don't want to do well I mean you know to be fairness he's he's new to socialism oh that's what you can tell you can tell because he's fat that's right right season socialist we're starving so he's new he's a figure that out yeah so you figure that out so kick kick get on him too hard he ain't gonna like it yeah he ain't gonna like yeah he like he didn't tell him that part he had told him so no turtles what are you doing manitory diets for everyone you know but the funny thing is though right you got you got American citizens here in this country with a protest in the arrest and capture of Maduro right how fucking stupid are people yeah between the woo woo at this it's like I had to put I told you yeah I had to prepare yourself you had to prepare yourself um what did he do but these are all people right like these Americans are protesting their mad they're upset right but then I'm conflicted because you go to Venezuela right and you see the reports from the people in Venezuela they're fucking celebrating it and they're happy and they made their own posters they didn't get this you printed out right thank you president Donald Trump I mean yeah I mean here's a clip check this out I hope you have your coffee when I tell you this but these are great news all eyes on Ben Venezuela these are historical news this is history in the making my chest it feels like it's gonna explode with joy because after I mean before I was even born there had been struggles that my family has been fighting for so many years before before I was even here they have told me about it they told me about a time where democracy existed and now I can finally look forward to that I mean look dude we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going on here that could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same things yeah I did see a number of clips of people saying I see a lot of these yeah there's a lot of these dude and like and to be fair I mean we're it's 721 pm central time here there's still reports that like you know Maduro's people they're still fucking fucking people up like anybody that's in the streets right now they're shooting still going on and they're like rafsi and brovc and some crazy clips like them in the big am wraps and stuff just running over civilians that was going on before this before it's still going on right and so I mean there's a lot of interesting stuff happening and it's hard to get a good gauge right to your point it's hard to know well fuck what is the truth right and I imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle for sure right but these are the citizens that are you know you see both sides both camps it's funny though because this also happens with our politicians um Pete Buttigieg uh Pete up the butt just got it uh he just got lit up uh for blasting Trump over Venezuela but then a past statement that he made comes out right so he just posted this on Twitter January 3rd saying quote it's an old and obvious pattern an unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home decides to launch a war for regime change abroad the American people don't want to quote run a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one okay now and listen here Pete Pete up the butt I get it but you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself you were also the same fucking person saying this right quote the illegitimate takeover of this Venezuelan national assembly is further evidence that dictator Maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate his grip on power I stand behind wine gattle and the Venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim the democracy and defend their rights you gotta pick one buddy and I feel like that's the case with a lot of these people right like they're not mad that Trump did this they're mad that it was Trump that did this is the I mean I got every look that's tribalism right right you know I'll have to perk it somebody else had a clip like this too it was Schumer Schumer did the same thing yeah bro Biden had a fucking bounty on this dude's head yeah check this this from KGP no it's been a while since we talked to her check this one out Cleeturn to Venezuela where Maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration as president Biden emphasized during his meeting with president elect and mundo González Urutio on monday january 6 we believe that it is essential that the will of the Venezuelan people is respected in coordination with our partners we've given Maduro and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy but they haven't so today we are building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions we announced new sanctions on key Maduro line officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable and we imposed more visa restrictions total totaling nearly 2000 individuals we also increased the reward amount to 25 million dollars for a Nicolas Maduro and his so-called minister of interior as part of the department of states narcotics rewards program quickly wasn't it the same Maduro that the Biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to the United States to hear that's what I'm saying yeah isn't that weird isn't Venezuela like the main country that all the dominion voting systems were run out of I've heard that too let's not forget about that and that weird uh and that weird weird there's a lot going on here there's a lot to unpack you yeah there's a lot to go back to the previous statement where uh Buttigieg says Americans don't want to run another company country well that depends I mean if gas is fucking 50 cents gallon over here nobody's gonna give a shit all right that's wrong some more yeah here's what I'll appreciate here's what I will say about the the statements that I heard from Trump how much more do you have here yeah I mean keep going good but what I will say about Trump is I like the fact that he just straight up said it that we're gonna fucking take the oil we're probably gonna sell something to two and we're gonna send our companies in there and that's what we're gonna do and then people were bitching about that and we have Venice Waylands on the on the ground saying um because before it was you know China and Russia yeah trying to align themselves aren't even in this hemisphere correct and the guy very the guy very simply says you know he's just a dude on the street yeah apparently they got smarter people than we do um he goes he goes to and to those are you guys saying that the US once our oil what the fuck do you think Russia China wanted are able to sweet yeah we we much rather have you guys have it than us or than them yeah right you know like and it's just it's just funny dude it's funny seeing all the different shit it's it's crazy now again I mean I know there's a lot of the funniest thing to me though is like how everybody hasn't figured out yeah like everybody sitting in the room you know I'm saying there's things we know and then there's things we don't know for sure right for sure like this could all this could be so many different things yeah I do not have a group I'm gonna tell you right now I do not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on yeah okay this could be this could be a this could be the first step in Trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are you know Russia and China strategically right it could be it could be this has to do with 2020 election this could be it he was a installed role model player from the CIA that they extracted this could be so much shit there's no way to know right now it could be an Israel player there's no way to know there's no way to know and I know everybody thinks they know right but there's no way no there's no way well I know this here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me right because there are a lot of arguments of like why this happened and it could be all of these things like to your point it could be all it could be you know certain things it could be all these things it could be none of those things in this it could yeah like it's like there's a lot right but one of the things that doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs right like that's an argument that's out there both left them right they're saying you know well you know all the drugs that are flowing that's not true yeah because if that was the case we'd be bombing the shot of in Mexico we'd be bombing the show out of Canada we'd be bombing the shot of China yeah right which none of those things have happened and I don't believe what happened so I don't believe that this really has no that's it's statistically not true by the by the percentage of drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places yeah it's just not true yeah for sure I mean do we do now is that is that could that go into the decision making sure I'm sure that was a point in the procon yeah pro pro pro side right to me that obviously feels like what what what can we sell the public on right right right right so I mean like there's that I don't I don't buy that you know but then again like I'm big on what are the actual people that are there saying and from what I've seen there's a large majority of people that that are happy that this appears that way to me as well you know I'm saying like this dude there was an election he stole the fucking election installed himself as president on was like here said deal with it here's the thing dude there was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is bot based traffic okay yeah now this is why it's important to take a breath and when you get outraged and you get pissed off and you form an opinion in one second you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the internet and then you combine AI and then you combine algorithms on top of that we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way so there's certain people they want to make mad and there's certain people they want with it and they direct that through social media so it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is it is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school that is not what social media is now it is a full blown pop a propaganda culture bending mechanism that is used in force collectively by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe that's the truth no so it's very very important that people understand that when you see a post is that AI yeah do you know if it's AI right I don't know do you know it's hard to tell okay the traffic on the post are those bots or are those real people are all those likes imagine somebody behind the curtain dude who says oh okay here's what we want people to believe here's the messaging we want them to go with so we're going to put out a video or we're going to take someone else's video saying that and we're going to turn the likes up to or the views up to 50 million right and we're going to turn the comments up in support or against like there's that okay and that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on we literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine it used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was whether it be you know whatever because we all just that is gold yeah we all trusted and for a long time I believe that you know I would say things like this man when I was growing up the news was just the news and you know but it wasn't it was just people telling you the shit that they wanted to tell you and so now we have this system that is an ecosystem that most people live inside at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people to believe certain things are the truth so you know when you look at the video here right and we're looking at this picture where Venezuelans are celebrating present Trump what is there 50 people in that picture right we don't know we're not there right okay we we have to we have to take these things into consideration before jumping into conclusions about what's going on and it's it's weird to me it's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly not learning any such confidence not learning anything from like the last six things that have well bro I mean to that point man like it truly is like you are going to see more of what not you want to see what they want you to see yeah right and like I think a big eye opener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd right and during that time how much divisive shit was being pushed out right and then we saw we they they pushed that again probably about a year ago with the white versus black narratives right like inundated with this shit and I'm not saying that things were not actually happening yeah right but it was like this like you could you could just tell that it was not genuine right right like like why am I just like it's all I'm saying why is nobody in real life acting this way yeah like where is this at right where is this at that story no I started noticing that in 2014 yeah uh when Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis yeah and yeah I was getting texts from people that didn't live here and they're like fuck bro you okay what's this whole city's under attack I'm like bro it's like one block yeah right right it's like one block it's like a out of hand block party you know what I mean yeah yeah so it was no dude that's that's very important man I think that's a great question like anybody listening watching you like the next next piece of content why what's the point of this what's the point of me watching this right right what what's the goal right like what what are they trying to achieve with if there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve what would it be right right right I think that's so important let's check it with the chat see what the chat got what it is and it's also important it's also important for people's voices that you listen to right like a lot of these people have made they they were no they didn't have a business they didn't have they were nobody they were nobody before 2020 no one even heard of them and now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because of this and that and this and that's no different than the mainstream media the mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in and so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying their bills right like I don't run ads we don't run ads here you don't say it anyway now that that's super important dude already in the chat a guy named full send aviator was saying I was born in Venezuela and was raised in Texas this is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States and Venezuela what's your take on that I think it's possible I think it's possible yeah I you know when oil prices go down everything follows so yeah I mean because goods get cheaper to ship they got you I mean they've it affects everything yeah like oil truly does affect that was a Venice Whaling person though I'd be fucking like super pissed yeah not about this but about like you have more oil than Saudi Arabia look at those motherfuckers are living yeah right you know I'm saying well bro I mean it just goes in the corrupt absolute power corrupts absolutely bro you know what I was getting uh went like reading his statements in court right bro I was getting like uh Nicholas Chescoo vibes bro you know I'm saying like motherfucker you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting touting and thinking you have power here bro you have zero my toe and there at the end there says I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come well the economic boom comes for me all the time because I work my fucking dick off that's what actually matters the most yeah so let's not lose sight of that that's real so I said bye bye Amazon rainforest yeah so oh another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says it's crazy we can go over to another country and arrested dictator in just hours but we can't put one politician in jail well that's what I said that was the thing I had to say I had to say look dude I'm gonna be real I thought you know I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that from us that was great especially after what Biden had done in the in our collective to our collective American brand internationally weakening it making it look silly you know having generals dress up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird shit I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that no and then on top of it to add to that comment yeah let's see some of these tactical snatchings you know of you know Fauci and the corrupt politicians and the people who did COVID and the people who you know have been doing all of these crimes and stole the let's see those things about economic boom yeah bro like I'm just saying let's let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that that are here in the country let's let's let's let's let's use our skills that we clearly have you know Joani is saying the exact same thing in Super Chat yeah yeah dude I agree bro we got a lot of probably got to handle here bro yeah he's right a lot yeah a lot bro we like again I thought the same thing I thought was I thought it was a great show of force but like but those dudes if we don't fix our shit a lot of those dudes that they were in that action they're gonna be homeless with the rest of the vets that I hear you know I'm saying like we're not of course anything bro I don't like okay cool gas goes down we get cheaper that's great that's great we still got what if this is what if this is the first step to now playing devil's advocate obviously well what if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got fucked with in the first place along with strategic strategic reasons and you're checking off multiple boxes at once you know like you don't think they only went there for I don't know yeah I don't know but they can't just say it's for this or that or this not enough information has come out yet it just hasn't yeah so put your little fucking signs down guys all right so yeah what's this uh what's James say hungry bro quick yeah there you go James uh it could have been multiple mature body doubles to hide where he really lives since different outfits dude who knows who knows here's what I know we got fucking problems here those problems need to be solved and if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of his mother fucking bed we sure as fuck have the ability to pull them the migrants and the criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over for the last fucking however many years out of their beds too okay so let's see some of that yeah man I thought it was great tactical snatching was my nickname in college let's check in with the chat man we're gonna spill a little bit with time with you guys before we head to our next uh our next and that's not saying that this wasn't an important move or was I you know I'll be real dude one of my biggest problems with what happened in the middle east was they didn't take the fucking oil yeah yeah they went over there and pretending it was about this or that or this and they didn't really do what they were you know like fuck dude if we're gonna send all these people over there let's at least get some shit out of it let's take some I say let's conquer it you know I'm gonna you know it's funny you say that because Tucker said something like that today did it about how it seems like this is very this is very similar to what happened in World War okay people don't really know what happened in World War II okay history was told that Germany invaded Austria against their will no Austria voted to a 99% one to join Germany they had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria and Austria's military went into Germany and they fucking threw a party okay but it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took dude that's not what happened that's crazy so now think about what's going on here what how could that be written it could be written one of two ways it could be written Trump invasion invaded World War eight right right or yeah the other way and now today he's talking about Greenland yeah so you know what did Hitler do he didn't he didn't stop it fucking Austria he went he said oh we need this for strategy we need that so there's a lot of parallels between what happened and ultimately we we all know this that the winners write the history books yeah that's right so you know or in they keep they they call Trump and Nazi well yeah you know I'm saying so yeah but I mean like they don't know what the fucking Nazi is no they don't they don't candidates the 51st state I you know that's one of the that's what yeah like conquer it if we're gonna go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters conquer that shit it doesn't sound like they want to be it sounds like they're willing they're willing partners in economic trade and business yeah but the problem is bro like here's the other issue and by the way if they're gonna be partners with somebody why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there here's my only issue bro I don't I don't believe and this has nothing against this current administration this is just the United States federal government in general help has never really been our forte no because everywhere we go we fuck it up yeah right that's right whether they've been Libya right with with Obama did and then fucking Clinton or if I get it Matt we fuck it up there's no helping other countries so my point is like if we gonna fucking get in there it needs to be ours like well because you can't just get in there fuck some shit up and then just leave yeah but look dude as fucked up as we may think other countries are they have structure in those countries okay and what happened in Iraq when they moved Saddam out was chaos right okay right same thing same thing in Afghanistan same thing with Kadoffi and here's how this works all right we saved him from the tyrant right he's gone now what and now what is tribal disruption tribal disruption right because over there they got people to support Maduro and they got people that don't now chaos happens and then what's the next step oh we got to send our people there to occupy and peace keep right okay and then it turns into a 20 year or deal so there's that possibility too and that play has been run over and over and over again so it's very hard to tell at this point in time like you just said when the show started there was a there's gunfighting going on there right now correct okay so if that goes on for another two weeks what do you think's gonna happen right they're gonna send our people down there to become stabilized yeah right so there's a lot to this and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same thing or if it's something different but it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single person on the internet already knows what the fuck's going on like come on dude all I know is I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking super happy oh Lindsey Graham oh yeah bro that I believe he masturbates to every new DOD contract report that come back I think I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed yeah putting on your soldier uniforms right he fuck I would ship him right to the fucking front lines yeah yeah if I was trumped dude I'd say bro you're such a fucking warmonger dude here you go go up and run the fucking front line he's so good at it bro go over if you said Lindsey Graham go to the front line he should his fucking pants twice yeah bro he's a bitch bro dude he over here fucking self clapping like a seal he's so fucking dude when you think of disgusting greasy politicians he's the disgusting greasy politician that I think yeah yeah yeah second to maybe Clinton but here I would also like to see all these motherfuckers you know clapping and cheering this shit on politician wise I need to see their fucking stock investments a week before this yeah and then that'll let me know that'll let me know be interesting to see that but yeah man guys jumping on this conversation let's go down to the comments what you guys think but that being said let's let's keep the cruise cruising I have one too yeah um got checked back in up on Minnesota real quick um so you know it's founding up oh Hana first here that's a good point okay this is a good point he says you have to look at it as China is Hitler China has been acquiring governments and resources globally very true the purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the U.N. is useless also very true so Trump isn't Hitler by the way that's not what I'm saying I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening strategic moves I am not saying that he's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become that's a very good point and that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland okay so it makes sense no it's very very very very real so I think that's a really good point and I appreciate you putting in the chat yeah 100% man all right well yeah guys let's let's keep cruise cruising oh second yeah and then he says strap Lindsey to a rocket of 500 no dude I we have to fucking send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss and shit his pants his cowardice yes the guys are fucking coward bro anybody who who who who listen we would have zero wars with the people who decide to go to war had to fight him mm-hmm fucking zero it's real easy to say oh yeah war if you don't have to go over there and kids don't have to go and it's not your kid they're easy to say yeah bro but I love when he dresses up in his national guards you know if you seen Lindsey Graham yeah he's a national guard he ain't never been to a fucking war though yeah fuck that dude man fuck that dude yeah all right well let's let's check it on Minnesota man headline to I remember covering this initially and you remember the FBI they you know cash put out the statement that oh we you know we have been up there we've been doing so much well that's funny but with all the talk and everything that's been going on now there's been over a thousand arrested and just as short week and a half in a massive Minnesota operation including murderers rapist and pedophiles well why it takes so long why did they take everybody and only a thousand right right a thousand sounds like a big number until you equate to how many people have come over here right you know like when you say oh a thousand people like damn you're doing work it's a thousand matter if it's fucking eight million there that's that's a that's a that's a that's a very very tiny amount yeah yeah but assuming it on Minnesota specifically federal authorities have arrested more than one thousand of Minnesota including alleged rapist murderers pedophiles gang members after sending a surge of agents to the state and its massive response to the reput fraud still being uncovered that again I thought y'all are already on top of right my assistant homeland security secretary Trisha McLaughlin to Fox News digital that the agency quote-unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week it quote has already made more than one thousand arrests of murderers rapist pedophiles and gang members dhs set and among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named liban island osman 43 who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus Ohio osman was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since May 17 2011 another dude then elect kio minny a 59 year old criminal illegal alien from lous arrested in the crackdown was convicted of two counts of the crackdown is a crack like a crackpot cook off you guys have crackdown that's a crackdown you did say crackdown or is that like a like crack a dial fighting like dog fighting which one is it both okay so you get crack pots he was raping that crackpot you so you have crack pots and crack a dials I got it see I'm learning all about the culture man why people don't know these things man I would like to invite to the crackdown though sounds like a good time yeah that's good Andy that was really good I know it was so anyway this dude raped somebody alright in the middle of a crackdown and he's been on final removal since 2009 and the list goes on and on so basically final removal doesn't mean anything apparently not so we're gonna kick you out doesn't mean anything we're gonna really get you out of here yeah we mean it this time I'm serious it's like New Year's resolutions fucking 15 years later yeah it's the same thing like that's bullshit it's gonna be the year bro this is like this is like this is like this is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for fucking 20 years you know I'm saying like mom tries to keep him you're out this time yeah my fuck goes right back to the basement okay well yeah hits up the microwave those hot pocket in there you know I'm saying he ain't going nowhere you know and he steals a fucking social security checks he ain't going nowhere man who's been eating my hot pockets you mom oh fuck man yeah but that that's robin right now now again a lot of this fraud has been uncovered quote unquote um I'm glad it has nobody's no I'm not I'm not saying I'm glad that it has been uncovered I'm glad that a restaurant being made there's a lot more than he's been made but there has been an update in all of this tampon Tim is out he's uh he's not seeking reelection and allegedly he has zero regret Tim Walls ends reelection campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists over fraud scandal oh you mean people who like found out the truth yeah right right yeah right yeah you're not mad it's trot it's fucking Trump's fault that you are literally enabling yeah one of to our knowledge at this point in time one of the biggest fraud scandals has been going on bro he campaigned on this shit saying how he touted how great the daycare system wasn't Minnesota bro like it sure was it was it was great to be honest with Tim um yeah it was it was fucking amazing think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you how shitty your ideas are bro you know what I'm saying bro my ideas are so shitty I got to give away literally billions of dollars bro tampon Tim's a retard no there's no question about that like I'm talking great a I'm talking super short oh yeah I think I think he needs to have his hard drive check too I mean it's serious dude he gives me like pet ol vibes bro yeah bro yeah man yeah yeah this dude uh he's remember his over the top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail yeah like everybody's there to fucking see him like he's rock star bro he was doing the the finger banging will you call this that's my finger banging oh yeah finger blasting finger that's not that either what is it I don't know bad those are not the two things it is there's there's finger blasting he was Tim walls was finger blasting everybody all right he sure was and then we're giving it right back to him yeah I'm saying he took it yeah man he liked it took all the finger blasting yeah yep oh man anyway fuck Tim walls yeah he's out but you know listen all it took was one one kid yeah that's it yeah that's it and then we got everybody on the internet black pill who were we supposed to do you just had one kid with a fucking cell phone and half of a fucking brain who was willing to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast and everybody else like yeah right know that you're going to happen think about that's finger black yeah but you know he could he Tim's good on like he has a certain swag huh one with a ledge uh you know he has drip he's cool right he's gonna leave on a note let's see it that's exactly what he did let's see check the clip I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state I'm proud of the way that we innovate and I'm proud of the way that we are optimistic for the future no one's taking this away from us not the fraudsters certainly not this president not on my watch tomorrow I'll be back with you I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it and at that time I'll take all your questions thank you all and he's out best paid family medical leave okay so let's go look there thanks Tim bro what's the kids name mix early Nick yeah there you go bro next one that's your next one hold it over here now a lot of Somalis have signed up for this but I'm sure it's fine it's right it's totally totally legal there's no Somalis in here oh dude he bolts bro he's out he's out now just a couple hours ago the White House issued this statement I'm saying quote the Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple active ongoing and extensive investigation into the fraudulent activity it has occurred in various Minnesota programs the Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations I've suspected fraud sites in Minnesota with hundreds of Homeland Security investigations officers in the state and more on the way this was two hours ago yeah I just pushed this out they don't need to process bro yank the motherfuckers out like you did Maduro put them on a fucking airplane sending back to where the fuck they came from so they can go fuck goat yeah bro there's a lot of memes happening right now yeah the memes are good meme are great yeah yeah this was a good one for those in audio it's Maduro he seems pretty chill for just you know that's what makes me feel a little weird about he's pretty chill but then again if that were me no matter how no matter how fucking scared I might be I would still talk shit big buddy yeah bro happy figure bless everybody no you know for somebody that got kidnapped at three in the fucking morning he sure doesn't seem too sad about it you know but yeah 10th on 10 bro the memes this one I was gonna send this one to you that's a good one dude that's a good one yeah me with my manager asked what I've been doing all day yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah man guys let's check in with the chat guys jump down in the comments let's know what you guys got on this tampon Tim let's check in with the chat what do we got guys Colton says steam wall seems a type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose yeah and then nobody want him guys you see me drop it yeah we're dropping this sober here all damn day oops I dropped it again nobody wants a shot at the title huh hey man you pick the fucking soap up yeah nobody watch your old crusty ass yeah bro I do I saw this world meme it was like Elon Musk has more kids in these daycare's got oh man yeah bro yeah Maduro yeah Maduro's had they probably gave Maduro a cell phone hotel room at 5k no shit he can you know he's eligible for bail you know that how much is it I don't know you want to bail him out no and just see if we can fuck up disrupt the playing did you notice how big he is he's a big dish which is which is which is I get to Google it says he's six three but he was like way bigger than all the other guys statistically that's not normal for that demographic yeah I you know it's true most like central American Hispanic type people are pretty short that's right yeah just like uh uh Poo Bear over there in China that's right too yeah y'all mean that's an outlier yeah yeah Tim Wallace has more semen than the Navy yeah more semen than them than the USS aircraft carrier uh how's the new flavor for foreign energy bro oh man oh man it's really good I like the red one the paradise punch bro it's like Hawaiian punch with bubbles it's phenomenal yeah phenomenal every I think well I think the other one will sell better because it's like so enlightening yeah almost white lightning yeah almost yeah it's in right now yeah yep grape is out super lightning only we're gonna have a battle oh I bet if you didn't mix that shit that'd be pretty good yeah I bet I want to when I was at uh Wil grumpy's wedding I was doing uh I was doing alcohol with the uh oh yeah with the old traffic lighting oh yeah it was good pretty decent yeah pretty decent yeah you don't know if you want to work out or start or punch somebody yeah yeah yeah that green you said the green one no the fucking tropical lighting though oh that was I want the gold that was safe that was safe you're yeah you're fine green one what's new we got this one here is the paradise punch right brand new yeah and then we got the silver lightning all right this one here is probably my new favorite this is what I've been going to you every morning yeah smart man yeah I never got a line punch when I was a kid bro really yeah like we it was like a luxury you know like if you got fucking Hawaiian punch bro when I was a kid it was like it's a big fucking deal yeah so like you know like it and then what was the ones that came in the pouches Capri Sun's yeah we just had fruit pouches yeah if someone had a Capri Sun bro I thought about stealing it lunchtime why the fuck is that funny fruit pouches what's a fruit pouch like we did it was the off brand fucking we didn't have that shit bro we had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top you know I'm talking about yeah the barrels yeah the barrels yeah the barrel the fruit barrels yeah those things were awesome too bro these niggas laughing at my poverty bro what do you guys have these shots man what do you guys mix together buddy what you guys do you know what we had my water clean water oh man hey some somebody throw so somebody throw us some fucking super chat money so we can get these shots some fucking presides right that's right that's right never had one somebody said DJ had Hawaiian crunch oh man dollar wild man they're available I think now I've seen some people tagging me on stores yeah they're out they're out yeah yeah yeah they're out man but yeah man guys jump in the comments let us know what you guys think that being said we have to get to our third and final headline tang tang yeah the powder tang yeah if you had tang in a while thanks good I had it like they still make it I had I had it like a few years ago it was pretty pretty fucking nasty this is what mixed right then my 10 my taste buds have a mature yeah that's right you know that's right hmm hmm that usually happens as your income goes up is that what it is right that's right yeah man um all right all right all right all right all right all right headline three all right I mean I do have my card headline three man um gotta go to California do we I don't want to all right I kind of wanted to yeah yeah um plan of fitness they're in the news right now oh really because this headline reads trans gym goer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California yeah plan of fitness it's a great idea let's let's allow men who are mentally disturbed in a women's spaces fucking bro you know what dude that's a great fucking idea that's great I was just kind of joking let's do it hmm let's do it equality bro this kind of thing will never happen yeah there's no really scared of there's no way perverts would dress up as women to go on a women's locker room and see a naked this motherfucker didn't even dress up bro yeah he even dress up well it's just up dude this is this was wild this this is this was wild now that's see that now that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something that's completely absurd seemed like it's a decent idea for me yeah yeah yeah okay most women and I'm talking like 99.9 percent of women do not want trans vestites in their fucking restrooms no they don't want dicks in the fucking restroom okay but because social media created the narrative that that was a popular thing and then they bullied people who were against it people stayed silent and now we got this yeah well so the crazy thing about this is that nobody actually believes this is a good idea no nobody no no no now the crazy thing is apparently this this actually happened in May last May all right but for some it's acceptable then oh yeah right yeah it was cool then which means it's fine now and I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere never um how many times this happened doesn't make the news bro how many times does it happen like yeah there's zero records there's no public out right people are just like oh fuck right dude it's sad and then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled then they get attacked yeah yeah wait you mean you don't you don't want yeah I don't know I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with fucking balls and a dick to be around naked women in the bathroom yeah dude I mean I'm sure you guys have seen the video now I have it oh you have it no hold on we'll play real quick you're gonna put on your your Malcolm X there you go oh yeah he's definitely beaten it all right well so I want you guys to see this real quick do a little video breakdown of this yeah um and so based off my calculations right if you look at the trajectory of the shadow right you can take a little ruler yeah that's a white trainee you can't tell from his fucking white legs well you know what we we could tell its wife because he's not fucking jail what do you say buddy that's Ryzee shine fuck you get him oh yeah sir up sir up or jelly everybody gets their ass eaten jail it's a matter if you like sir up or jelly fuck me it's man yeah all right let's go on with the video please tell me the person video he says something well here's this is a great thing right even though this was back in May of 25 the woman recording this called a boyfriend in and this was the exchange minors like it does not fucking matter bro you're in the women's bathroom I don't know how to be here you can't matter fair love to be here you're not allowed to fucking jerk off in here bro that is so fucking good bro we have video fucking proof it doesn't fucking matter you are a male in the fucking I love it I love it sure just went to straight beat bro he was already you know he was being just joining it yeah I mean dude this is straight fistocuffs bro fuck and stops socks yeah stops bro that's only way people like this learn sorry bro he was going for a minute to listen dude it's the only way people like this learn the only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of shit is by physical repercussions yeah no I know this is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done stop recording yes yep yeah let me show you this is why life without before the internet and cameras were amazing no one cares about cameras anymore bro yeah I saw a video today it was fucking awesome there was this dude riding the motorcycle and this lady came out in the middle of the of the fucking street and was telling him you can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street and he's like uh-huh and she's like I'm putting you on the internet he's like cool I don't give a shit and she's like going on and on and she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore put it right there man fuck a tag me here's my Instagram I say make me famous yeah I would love to you no one cares no no one cares and only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were right they didn't under now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone it's gonna fucking do so I don't care I'm fucking care nobody fucking cares in fact I like the videos that I see where people do that shit and then motherfuckers just take the phone that's the shit I like yeah yeah you throw your phone in my face bro I'm take the phone I'm taking it my phone you ain't getting it back it's my phone yeah and then I'm gonna take all your fucking fucked up pictures on post to my Instagram be careful before you fucking flash that bitch in my face that's right oh man yeah no it was good to see this we in confront it nevertheless um I know that uh they reach they did reach out to that planet fitness for comment yeah didn't reply of course um didn't respond but it's like dude let's talk listen dude here's the truth here here's the truth this is what has to happen and it should happen it should happen years ago but it should happen right now but again any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should be completely fucking boycott it you know like zero tolerance yeah everybody should fucking leave it that's the truth okay and uh whether it's them or whoever else it doesn't matter now I was about to actually like it's like dude like from a from a culture standpoint where we are as a country right now we we've already detailed like why these come like people would see these come like man why would they allow listen well they had to right this is another thing that happened in viwara republic in Germany yeah okay they started burlin was the capital of like debauchery in cultural degradation yeah all right they had they had they were the first trans uh situations going on there yeah surgeries there were mother and and daughter prostitutes it was like the it was like the worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind and what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and fucking hanging them and being the shit out of them and that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being attacked by the citizens right so you know there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening but I'll be real dude uh if dude if there's a dude in a women's bathroom beaten as fucking meat he deserves every mother fucking ounce of heat that comes at him I don't I don't care what happens in any bathroom I don't care what happens no bathroom I don't care what happens I don't care I don't care these people are fucking predators they they there needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated bro there was a time in this country not too long ago where when like I mean think about this dude when you go to fucking jail okay and you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders okay people who have killed people people who have done all sorts of bad things the minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or did some dude you were x communicated and if you come out of yourself usually end up being killed yeah okay and that's fucking criminals but out here in the real world we give them rights yeah and we like listen to that bro fuck that these people need to be fucking dealt with so that it stops happening mm-hmm and this isn't about gay people this is about fucking whack job fucking pervert fucks like this yeah so don't mistake what I'm saying here no no there's no place for it in the society yeah I mean dude look that's people from the very beginning of human history until now there is a universal language that is spoken you know what that is it's fucking violence mm-hmm okay people know that when they get punching the fucking face that they shouldn't do those things and when you get punched in the face a couple times back when I grew up this fights were a normal thing they were a normal thing amongst men if you said the wrong thing if you did the wrong thing if you did something that wasn't right you got your fucking ass beat and it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like okay I can do this and I can't do that and we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like this mm-hmm which makes people feel like they can get away with them and I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beat the shit out everybody that makes a mad but I'm saying this when people could solve differences with with simple violence fists there was a lot it was a lot more civil of a civilization mm-hmm and there's no mistake why they remove that from culture yeah okay they didn't remove it because it was dangerous they removed it because this that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture right and can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening right need this bro if this had happened 15 years ago that you wouldn't even heard about it on the news it would have just been like the dude got his ass beat or he got his you know like there was a guy in Florida bro who was he was cutting the heads off of pedals yeah okay uh and by that guy beer yeah yeah yeah like listen it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it and that's cross culture yeah that's it doesn't matter if they speak Chinese no Chinese do comes up and does some fucking roundhouse shit in your face and flicks a booger on you and you punch him in the fucking face and knock him the fuck out he probably gonna do that again you know right you know and we have all this society full of capable men now who are true and we I think we have a more capable it's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence than we've ever had with less actual violence when it's appropriate yeah you know what it means to actually be a required yeah yeah like dude people didn't people didn't have black belts in jiu jitsu when I was growing up they didn't train you MMA they didn't do all this shit nowadays you got motherfuckers walk around with cauliflower here everywhere you go what good is cauliflower here if you can't fucking take care of business once a while only the flower I'll just say this dude's a fucking and dude I you know it's it's it's required hmm fist to cuffs violence is required for ordering society which is this yeah yeah if you're not gonna have fist to cuffs and you don't want fist to cuffs then you have to punish people like this publicly physically partially to set the tone so you can either have fist fights or you can have public executions I'm cool with whichever one we choose yeah yeah but you know no man let's check it with the chat man yeah let's check it with the chat I'm I'm allowed I see a lot of feminine are you allowed to jerk off in there bro like I don't think it is focus on this right here yeah man good lord yeah dude this is why man that listen you're ready to fucking hold you don't even tell me I'm ready to pull syrup syrup wins man you all motherfuckers nasty you want that like sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and like create syrup strings in your mouth and shit yeah I'm team jelly I'm going for the jelly that's not no better bro that is better because it's not like sticky what kind of jelly what I'm just saying yeah what else we got great oh fuck people don't know that's a clip from HBO from like 30 years ago they did a they did they had this show called Oz which was about prisons and they interviewed this dude who was in prison he's like everybody in here gets their ass they everybody knows what that's about yeah you probably find a clip on the book you know bro he's talking about how in jail they eat each other's asses and he's saying you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly oh god you find in the clip I see if you can find it dude that's real about the booty warrior though right the booty warrior yeah that's a real no real thing so you know the there's another docu series called locked up right yeah and they go into where these prison facilities bro this is real shit bro yeah like the ultimate warrior strings no like you like listen they sit down with this dude the fucking booty bro hold on bro listen this is like monumental right here see somebody those there that show was great yeah now I know your old his name's fleece Johnson bro bro this dude right here fleece Johnson the booty warrior bro they interview this dude and he's like you know because he's like yeah I'm a homosexual that's how he sounds bro I'm a homosexual yeah I like man's butts that's why he sounds bro and then they're like so like what what do you do so well I mean I see I see somebody come in new and I tell him very simply I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way well we can do this the hot way and they always say it's yours bro like that's a real thing like the bro that's like historic right there bro oh man and the producer but you should see that the interview the producer who was like asking the question he's like yeah like we got we were kind of concerned for our own safety bro he thought he was gonna come after us the booty band it might go get you yeah bro he got released not too long ago oh fuck yeah fleece Johnson well even that guy's got more fucking I guarantee you he's got more moral structure in him than these motherfuckers oh yeah oh yeah but he was like he said you find it yeah all right let's see let's see we're gonna educate some of your youngins oh god on the syrup and the jelly first of all that if he's a newcomer right I want to suck my ass and gel what they call toss the that's the slang word toss the sound it means sucking my ass right with jelly or without jelly some people you serve I prefer to use jelly right I will reach my climate right I will automatically get hard right I will you know come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer right it's it's a sensation feeling it makes you feel real good most all games do they you know saying like guys suck the ass it's just like a pussy right but the only difference is not a pussy like the person decent and the person know that that's an asshole but it's like one but it ain't but it ain't yeah this is what we grew up with what yeah oh god on TV man bro that's crazy yeah very famous thing Chris Rock did something on this too yeah it's very famous too here you go oh yeah please jocer when lock up visit at Kentucky State Penitentiary we met fleece Johnson a long time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality but we have sexual desires right so you got a bunch of mans locked up at one place all of them get hard all of them's horny all of them got sexual desires so what are they gonna do you own that in my half a woman they don't have each somebody's going to give us some booty and they're just as simple the most memorable story that fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary and he went on about it and on it like a boy in his prison baby booty was more important in food booty our man's butt what are we doing it was more part out sir it was more booty having some booty we want to put them in the drink and what the most can ever we said having booty is more important than drinking water it was all confused about us how did you nail his voice so good bro how much time did you watch this viral bro a million times did you get out your dad all right that's it that's it nothing that I didn't say they said it blood hit me I'm out with you how do we get here this shit like late nice in max that's not my man yeah the fucking booty warrior that's not that's not my father least chance oh man he's got the same voice all right so yeah anyway that's what's going on in the world let's see you fuckers later I say send this dude to go talk to please Johnson oh man yeah that'll fix that'll fix the world but that'll fix the world man yeah well guys final segment yes please put me out of my fucking misery yeah man guys it's time for our final segment up the show as always guys we have thumbs up or dumb as fuckers we'll bring your headline in we talk about it that was so gay booty it's the same way out here dude oh man all right yeah thumbs up dumb as fuck guys you guys know how this works we bring a headline in we talk about it we vote on it gets one of these two options and so it's not bears however it's something it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart so I'd appreciate some some seriousness on this topic okay chick filet and fried chicken they uh need your entrepreneur will take on this man they did some they're doing some some some new things and are you fed are you like chick filet yeah I mean it's got you the fuck doesn't like chick filet man right it's great right it's I mean it's it's great there's nobody and it doesn't like chick filet yeah I love it yeah I do too all right like sure these guys are talking um yeah they uh the bruh the coming out with some new frosted sodas they have red red uh retro cups um and some new bags and and kind of rebranding the the stuff a little bit just just for like a little bit not this not permanent um may as frosted soda huh it's like it's like a root bear float basically but like with whatever soda you want it okay right um so that's a whole new unveiling of a new brand of drinks uh it starts today or yesterday actually starts today uh jayuary fifth um the Atlanta based chain I didn't know they were based in Atlanta but that makes so much sense now okay why why do you well because I think zaxpies is from there too zaxpies is fucking good bro that makes sense that makes real that makes a lot of sense yeah gods chicken I mean there's a lot of uh there's a lot of there's a lot of uh homo sapiens I've heard in lana all right let's let's get on with okay all right no get no there's black people in the land yeah yeah yeah man uh these new drinks man they uh they they're starting off with three flavors so you can get uh coca cola doctor pepper um and sprite and then you can also um include things like phanta powerade high c bar treat beer um they're doing all of these but they're re they're doing some like retro style brandy um and so we talk about culture things were better back in the days right uh these are the new cup logos that are coming out new new bag logos retro vibe andy did they hit or miss i mean retro is always cool man yeah it's kind of hard to fuck up retro yeah you know i'm saying mm-hmm yeah i wonder i want the staff like to also like get in the retro vibe too though you know saying like like what like you got coming through the back door boy like pointy hats which one's better zaxby or chick philippe people in the chat are fighting over it oh to be fair i've never had zaxby's oh bro i can't say i'm not one of those people that just said shit okay unlike the rest of the fucking internet boot you gotta try it first yeah and then everybody yeah everybody else is you know they're why don't you say this fuck i don't know about that man holy shit that's what intelligent people do they say they don't fucking know bro zaxby's out listen i'm telling you right now dude is it good people are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades okay saying canes is better than zaxby they can shut go go back to uh go back to the other pictures which one sure this one right before that yeah i think that's cool yeah so like they're apparently like three thousand customers will have will get a gold cup um yeah that's the new rebrand oh what i want a b to go back to like the shorty bottles the short let's you know i'm talking about the short bottles not the longnecks the fucking short ones like a red stripe no they're like in betweeners they're like not a red stripe but they're not a long neck they're like shorties and they used to have natural light used to come in those oh yeah that's like a red stripe bottle yeah and i think bud light should go back to uh bud light should go back to like the original branding of like the old school branding hmm um late night cinemax that's all i'm saying that's all 67 but vised bottles look look look look up like a 19 mid 90s uh beer bottle beer bottle bit like a natural eye bottle in the 90s hmm it's not that cores one you showed either i don't know what it's called it's like an in-between type bottle would the still sick it was a 12 ounces yeah it was 12 ounces no it looks like it kind of looks like it flip it around let me see that was it something like this no it had a longer neck dude what if this is like the Bernstein Bears thing and what you're saying never existed no it did exist yes like that oh like that yeah so what's the point of the long neck well do when you got back then when you got long necks it was a big deal like because it was like the i don't know why it was marketing but like if you had long necks and not short necks you were like you were like you were fucking baller bro yeah yeah this is like they were pushing a baller there you go so so the one all the way up there on the left i used to buy those at the gas station with the fake ID for 509 for 509 at that gas station by your house on Butler Hill no shit yep 509 12 packs Miller light yeah Miller light it tastes like shit too i hate it i still hate it it tastes like fucking corn chip water hmm oh that's nice it's not a good beer no i'm a i'm a like you say i mean you make more money you start i like stella's now yeah stella's goals are good yeah stella's are really good i still like bud light though yeah i still like if i'm gonna drink outside like in the summertime i drink a bud light bud light's nice yeah yeah retro fit man i'm with it i'm with it and rub your floats i mean who who doesn't like i get rub your floats right i mean they're good they're good it's just like who has a time to like actually go order one and get one and make like yeah see i don't do that i do yeah i don't do that stuff oh my god of night um yeah i'm with it though i think i think i like it but a chief lay is good i think retro is cool man i think it's cool i think you can always make retro cool well you always talk to like i mean things are like like they're cyclical right in the world yeah cyclical cyclical yeah yeah what i said they are you said cyclical yeah cyclical yeah they're they come they come they come and go yeah the trends you don't yeah yeah and uh it's a crock off that's what it is you're so used to saying that hard art bro you can't lose on the other words water yeah man i just can't help it bro i didn't water it's water get over here waters oh man yeah man well let's check back in the chat man we got a few minutes here to spare all right let's see how the chat's doing that was pretty much like the most worthless show ever i think listen the answer is we don't fucking know and you know pull time right we got time for a quick poll yeah did you learn something this episode that's that's all the poll boomerangor boomerangor dude i got a funny story about fucking uh about hainikin somebody mentioned hainikin in there i like hainikins so i went to i backpacks for a year up a long time ago with a buddy of mine and uh we were like i was like 17 and we went to Amsterdam and we went to the hainikin burry tour at like 10 o'clock in the morning okay and the hainikin burry in Amsterdam is like the inside is like you're like there's no sunshine it's like dark and i mean like dark and like a lot of black people no no not that i know like you can't see your fucking hand in front of your face god no red and dark atmosphere got it and um i mean you kept your wallet you got it so anyway they're giving you so it's all you can drink on the uh hainikin burry tour we're we're fucking 17 18 years old so like we're like fucking free beer you know so we're pounding beers dude and after you know a few morning beers you forget what time of day it is right especially when it's dark on the inside right so we probably drank i don't know fucking 10 beers each through the tour man right we get out it's 11 o'clock all right fucking sons and my eyes we're fucking am i i'm hungry so we're walking up the street at we're backpacking so i had a backpack he had a backpack we're walking up the street and we go pass this uh we like start smelling all these like breads and like bakeries i love bread it smells so good i guess they'll remember it and um we got up to this this uh like bakery and they had an outside patio so we're like all right well we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill and you know they come out and they're like well if you're gonna sit here you got to order something and so i went inside and dude they got like you know dude just like you see in like uh like like you would see on instagram the perfect bakery dude breads and fucking croissants and oh cookies and brownies and like all but like perfectly laid out like and i'm like thinking i'm like dude i'm just so hungry so i'm like i want some of those some of those some of those and i got like 10 different kinds of cookies so i went out on the i went out on the patio and ate all the cookies and i start getting fuck like i'm getting way more fucked up and i'm like i told my buddy Gavin i'm like god i don't fucking feel good bro i'm like i'm fucking i'm fucked up i can't get him in so i fucking went back in and looked and they were all fucking weed cookies oh man okay so i ate and by the way i had very little experience with marijuana at the time oh so i'm like oh fuck dude and i start getting fucked up more fucked up and then and then like i wake up okay and i i'm wake up and i'm like laying on the sidewalk my backpack on and there's like my buddy and like three people i didn't recognize and i wake up and i'm like what do you guys doing and they're like what day do you think it is and i'm like i'm like what do you mean so dude i fucking passed out for a full 24 hours on the fucking street of Amsterdam and they like there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street and they say with me like and my buddy had made all these new friends oh man dude what a guy yeah yeah yeah and so they like they like like i guess they party while i fucking took a nap for 24 hours but think about i mean you know what i think about to you though like think of how much crazier like the times way that you could do that and i get fucked with oh dude it was film cameras no no i'm talking about like like like you didn't get robbed or fuck you know i'm saying like no i doubt you could do that now in Germany right now i don't know i doubt you could think i don't know i'm not been there in a while but i know this like i had no idea where i fucking was or when i woke up dude i mean it was it was the next day that's crazy Benji in chat says that's the day Andy donated a kidney yeah yeah exactly bro it's like that it was like fucking hostile fuck you know somebody said that dude that's how the hostile starts yeah yeah that's so crazy yeah dude and the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that so i am sure i'm as famous for the red red light district if you never been to a red light district it's it's very weird because like you're literally walking down the street and there's like these women in the window and the red lights are on and they're like you know dancing around or like trying to get you to come over and shit and i was wearing an orange shirt and the world cup was going on and they had won their game and that was their that was their color orange so like they were like free one free one yeah like trying to get me in and like bro i was like 17 i'm like i'm like i'm gonna get fucking AIDS right i was terrified dude i don't want your cuties yeah yeah bro you know there's a red light district in uh in uh it right yeah in the windows there's uh goats i believe it sorry i'm sorry i believe it i'm bad joke i'm sorry guys i'm at trance your damn that's right well guys uh thumbs up to chickful uh i probably stopped there so you guys tonight and uh hey brother i hope your son uh feels better man that sucks take mac yeah sorry knit sorry you're dealing with that brother hope everything works out i'm sure well man hope you like to the gay jokes the all the nurses are like who the fuck are you guys listening to listen to you're not playing on speaker show so nick appreciate it now oh guys that is all i have all right guys well thanks for joining the show uh don't be one of these people that says the same shit every year about what the fuck you're gonna do go i do it let the results speak for itself make the world a better place all right all right guys don't be a hoe show the show though counting millions in the cold bad bitch who did slow got a own bank row can't fold does it know here's shot case closed