Summary
The Handsome podcast hosts record an original holiday song called "Holiday Wishes" and build a website on Squarespace to host it, demonstrating the platform's ease of use for creators launching their first project. The episode showcases the creative process of songwriting, website design, and brand building for a new musical project.
Insights
- Website builders like Squarespace have lowered barriers to entry for creators, enabling non-technical users to launch professional digital presences with minimal friction
- Collaborative creative projects benefit from clear structural frameworks (individual verses, shared chorus) that allow unique voices to contribute while maintaining cohesion
- User-friendly design tools that provide templates, drag-and-drop functionality, and AI-assisted customization significantly reduce time-to-launch for digital projects
- Community and personal connection drive creative motivation more than external validation or commercial success metrics
Trends
Creator economy tools emphasizing ease-of-use and template-based design for non-technical usersAll-in-one platforms consolidating domain registration, website building, and content hostingPodcast hosts expanding into adjacent creative verticals (music, merchandise, live events)Sponsorship integration as primary monetization for podcast content creatorsDIY music production and distribution becoming accessible to non-professional creators
Topics
Website builder platforms and ease of useDomain registration and brandingMusic production and songwriting processCreative collaboration and team dynamicsHoliday marketing and seasonal contentPodcast monetization through sponsorshipsUser interface design and customizationContent distribution for creatorsBand formation and music careersDigital product launches
Companies
Squarespace
Primary sponsor; provides website building platform used to create handsomebansom.com for hosting the band's music
Allstate
Insurance company sponsor; advertised car insurance quote service in pre-roll ad
Airbnb
Travel accommodation sponsor; featured in mid-roll ad discussing vacation rentals and travel planning
Head Gum
Podcast network that produces and distributes the Handsome podcast
People
May
Co-host and musician in the Handsome band; leads creative direction and sings in the holiday song
Tig
Co-host of Handsome podcast; contributes verse to holiday song and participates in website design
Fortune
Co-host of Handsome podcast; provides marketing insights during website design process
Thomas
Podcast producer who assists with website design and technical implementation on Squarespace
Quotes
"Isn't it so fun to be unique? Just to be ourselves? Just to be ourselves. Isn't it a great thing?"
Host•Mid-episode songwriting discussion
"I honestly can't believe how easy this is. Yeah. Like why didn't we do this sooner?"
Host•During website design process
"We keep it handsome with you."
Song lyric/Hosts•Holiday Wishes song chorus
"Your website is an extension of your brand, so make it shine with Squarespace."
Squarespace ad read•Sponsor segment
Full Transcript
Checking Allstate First could save you hundreds on car insurance. That's smart. Not checking the layout of each hole when you're playing mini-golf? That'll cost you. You confidently putted your ball through the clown's mouth and it went straight into the water hazard. Ouch! Yeah, Checking First is smart. So, Check Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. In partnership with Airbnb, let's talk a little bit about travel. Tig, as you know, I'm about to go on my first big tour around the United States. And while I'm traveling in a bus, I want to make sure I get a couple nights in a nice comfy bed that's not on wheels. So, I'm going to book a couple nights' day on Airbnb. That sounds like a plan, May. What area are you looking? Well, I'm going to be in Florida, which I'm very excited about. And I'd love to find somewhere with a hot tub or a sauna that I can relax in. Maybe some nice nature nearby, like a big park or something. I love finding a home on Airbnb because I know I can get the place all to myself. And I can read tons of reviews and make sure it's a great place. Airbnb also has guest favorites badges that show me the highest rated and most loved homes. I've just never gone wrong booking one of those. You know, I swam with sharks in Florida. Is that something you would ever try? I hadn't thought about that. But if I'm near the ocean, then who knows? Maybe I will. On the other hand, if I find a really nice place on Airbnb, I may just never want to leave. This is a Head Gum Podcast. Hey, Handsomes. We're giving you something a little different today. Our friends at Squarespace heard that we wanted to start a band. So, they suggested we record a hit single and then create a website to host it. So, that's what we're going to do all in one episode. So, you may want to go over to our YouTube page to check this one out. Trust me. It's youtube.com slash handsome pod. Cheers. Handsome is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whatever your goals. Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, then showcase your offerings and grow your brand with a professional personalized website that stands out from the rest. Maybe you're just starting out, or maybe you're looking to level up your business as we head into a new year. Either way, Squarespace has you covered. We use Squarespace to build our own website as Handsome starts to take our music career a little more seriously. We built a gorgeous website to showcase our new single and everything about it is as handsome as can be. Using Squarespace was a joy. They're ready to go templates look great and customization was a breeze. Your website is an extension of your brand, so make it shine with Squarespace. What are you waiting for? Get started on your dream website today. Head to squarespace.com slash handsome for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Chad and the Friends on the Handsome Pod. Cheers. Well, well, well, welcome to a very special occasion. An extra episode. An extra episode of the Handsome Pod on Wednesday. On a, on hump day. On hump day. A holly molly. It's a holly molly, it's a holiday miracle. Guys, this is why we have to be really careful what we say on the pod. Yes, indeed. Because sometimes it comes to life, it becomes real. And that's what's happened today. I'm really pumped. I feel like we're finally like ticking something off the list in a way. We are very much ticking something off the list. We said we wanted to start a handsome band. Yes, a handsome band, do a song. On a Wednesday. We said we wanted to start a band on a Wednesday. Very much on a Wednesday. New Year's Eve. On New Year's Eve, no less. That is very specific. Yes. Starting the new, ending the new, ending the year. We know what you mean. Starting a new year. And checking something off the list. Our friends at Squarespace heard this. And they've now kind of, are very good friends. Very, very close friends. They love our friends at Squarespace. They've now corralled us into actually producing a song. And they said if you guys make a song, you can build a website on Squarespace that will host this song for people to listen to. What's the point of making a song if you're not going to try to get the people on board? They also did specify it has to be the greatest song ever written and recorded. A lovely holiday song. They wanted a holiday classic. Which is a toll order. We delivered. A la Mariah Carey. And I feel like George Michael. I feel like we're going to be able to create something pretty magical. Not a doubt in my mind. No. No. We all waltzed in here today. Like, all right, let's get this done. First of all, we learned to waltz. We did learn to waltz. And we waltzed in here. Which they didn't get it on. I am too. Actually, we did it on Star Trek. You did it? Waltzed on Star Trek? Season two. Just hold on to your pontis. Maybe you and I can waltz sometime. Hey. Fortune. What about me? And you too. Is there a three person waltz? Oh my god. Why is it there? Any three person ballroom dance? Where you have your arms like this? Ruffles are popping up left and right. Left and right and center. Yes. Okay. Well, that's also on the list. Okay. So we're going to have to today write a song. We're going to have to come up with a Holly Bob's holiday song. Yeah. You have any ideas? Do you like singing, too? I love it. You do. I'm one of the best out there. Why are you laughing? I feel like I've heard you say before. I don't know. That you don't like singing. Well, things change. Wow. You found your voice? I did. I found my voice. I've been working. I've been waltzing. I've been singing. Oh my god. I feel like we are a triple threat here because we all bring something different to the table. In every category of life. All of them. May you are a musician. And the number one person on Star Meter. Yeah. I've been tracking you still. I've been paying bots to keep voting me up, right? I'm keeping the bots. I sing at church. We all know this. Every Sunday. And by the way, you imagine if that's what I did every Sunday, I would not be that shocked. My mom would love it, but I don't. Do you love the movie Sister Act? Oh, of course. You gotta make a sequel. But you like Sister Act one or two better. Two is like very close to my heart. I think two. That might be one of the rare occasions. That's where we found Lauren Hill. Do you like Sister Act three? Is there a third one? I don't know. I was just wondering if you did. I think there's a third one. It's gotta be. But that movie was very instrumental in my high school years. Sister Act threesome. Sister Act threesome. There else? I don't know the words. Are you hearing my new sister act threesome? It's like three nuns hook up. Yeah. Really? Yeah. This sounds dirty. Yeah. Well, anyway. Look who's being dirty today. I know. Well, it's New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. This one. Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. Tig Marie. And the underside is filthy. It is. Tig Marie is the dirty bird on New Year's Eve. Dirty bird gets the worm. I guess so. Dirty bird makes the worm. Yeah. Well, if we are going to create this song, which I have. Which we are. We are going to do this. To go all the faith in the world. That's why I got up, took a shower, and headed over here. Well, I'm so glad you smelled so good. You look good. Yeah. I couldn't sleep last night. I was too excited. Do you guys remember that I asked you what your holiday wishes are? I did. Yeah. Well, I feel like that's what we should base the song around. Okay. My holiday wishes already come true because it's just to sing with my dear friends. To spend New Year's Eve with my angels. Remember that time when May was like, I don't know what, if I could like make time. If I could freestyle and freestyle, all I wanted to do is hang out with you. I think you could put it about it. And it would adopt us in our tracks. We would actually, we would stare at you like, I need to write like a Brian Adams style song that's like, if I could stop time. And it's about you guys. It felt like the moment in a relationship of years ago when the girl is dating said, what are we going to do for Thanksgiving? And I thought, oh, wow, she thinks you're going to be together for Thanksgiving. I feel like it was like early enough in the pod that you knew me pretty well, but maybe you didn't know where I stood in terms of like, how I felt about you guys. And you didn't know where we stood and how we felt. No, I know. I know you were going, I was never going. Well, cowboy, you know we adore you. I know it. I feel it. I feel supported. I feel loved. And when we walk into the same room together, it's a giddy love fest. Let's be honest. It's a giddy love fest. Please fortune. Do you like, no, we love tigs. Yeah, look at, I love a lot. See, I've got real hairy legs at the moment because I'm trying to see what that's like. Legs over here. Look at those little tiny legs. Beautiful, smooth little. They're not tiny legs. They're just legs. They're little. You know what? You know, they're like hanging off the couch. I love it. Well, it's really good. That is delightful. They don't actually reach the ground. No, no, it takes scoots back like this. Yeah. Okay. I got us off track. Holiday wishes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Holiday wishes. There's so many holiday wishes. We could build it into the song. Yeah. Everyone can think about what their wishes might be. Yeah. I like that. I want our song to be very positive and upbeat because I feel like, you know, there were some ups and downs this last year. I was thinking of kind of a Leonard Cohen style. Super sad. So we're keeping it positive going into this new year. Honowire. Do you think this is symbolic of anything? Yeah, that's a message about the bottom falling off this pod. Okay. Well, I think we should get all of our unique styles into it. I think, okay, here's my idea. Isn't it so fun to be unique? Just to be ourselves? Just to be ourselves. Isn't it a great thing? I think it's amazing. It's so good to be unique. It's so good to be unique. Yeah. Unique New York. Here's what I think. I think we should all have our own verse. Yeah. Okay. In any style you want. Okay. And then obviously, some sort of chorus. I'm shy. You're nice. I am nervous. With music, really? Yeah. It's scary singing in front of people. Yeah. Do you like karaoke in general? Love. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh my God. So fun. Do you like it? No. I bet you. Oh, wait, you do Shoop. I do Shoop. Do you know the lyrics to... Oh, no, I rap. Oh, you rap. I do Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Oh, that's right. I'll do Burning Down the House where it's like... Burning Down the House. Three hundred sixty five degrees. Burning Down the House. Yeah, okay. My how? Like, I can sing that. Okay. I mean, I wouldn't tell David Burn that I said I can sing that, but I do sing it. I think we can find a way to bring your unique style. Your unique. Because that's what we have to remember is we're all unique. We're very unique. Yeah, we're so unique. And it's special to be unique. Yeah. Not everyone is. No. Actually... Are they? They are. They are. Yes, we take that back. We take that back. Everyone's got their own fingerprint. Yeah, yeah. That's unique. I had to get my fingerprints done recently. Oh boy. Applying for my IRS. Oh, okay. I got booked. All right, we could go either way with you. Trying to get citizenship or prison. Yeah. But that's what's unique about you. That's what's unique about me. It was cool seeing my little my fingerprints. I had to go into a notary. I'm applying for my green card and then it was very intimate. He put on rubber gloves. I guess this doesn't sound intimate actually. What did he do? What is intimacy? What are the rubber gloves? Yeah. He put on a rubber glove. Are you sure he followed protocol? And then he like took my hand and he gently held it and he rolled my finger in the ink and then he rolled it on the page. But he was in a terrible mood. It was like annoyed that I even came in there. But... We don't like that. Did you ask him what was up? I should have said, hey man. Did you ask him what his holiday wishes were? That's what I should have asked him. Way to bring it back into... So what I do. Yeah. It's like you've been in the biz for a while. The biz. Yeah. Are your voices warmed up? Oh. Hey girl. I'm single so I'm trying to find a wife. Are you? That's part of your holiday wish. Why not a husband? Or a husband. I think you're gonna... I think it might end up with a lady. I think it would have to be such a special man. It would have to be a dainty man. Not necessarily but just very emotionally. I think you're gonna end up with a lady. My opinion. Listen. I think you are too. I think you are too. To be honest. That's where I see things going for you. Maybe we could build into the song like kind of... I can try to romance the audience. Oh yeah. Oh like a little boys' demand. Boys' demand. They were so good. They're still... I think they still perform. Of course. Well when I stop listening then groups and bands are done. Actually when you leave a room everything evaporates. Yeah. Speaking of karaoke. Yeah. A couple years ago for Joe Coy's birthday. Yeah. When he and Chelsea were together she threw him a big birthday. Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea. Handler. She threw him a big birthday weekend and we went to a bar that had like a sort of band, live band karaoke. Oh I like that. And two of the guys from Boys' Demen were there. No way. And were singing. Girl why didn't you call me? You know I love them. It was so cool. I didn't stop listening to Boys' Demen until like a year ago. They're amazing. And did they sing their own songs? I can't remember. But and then they also sang Joe Happy Birthday and it was very soulful and sexy. When a boy band sings Happy Birthday or like an acapella boy band Happy Birthday is something that pops up a lot of all. Do you say acapella? Acapella. Yeah. Acapella? Yeah. You say acapella. Yeah like pasta. Yeah but we discovered that the Canadians do it differently. Acapella. I would say do it wrong. Wow. But wait isn't okay English is called English because it came from the English. And then isn't Canadian like closer to English? We don't know. Anyway. I think here's what I think. Acapella. We're gonna take a minute. Aca. Go eat Traderone's Burs. And let's come back bring it bring what you got. Bring what you got. Yeah let's just do this. Let's just do it. Guys let's just do it. Guys let's stop not doing it. Let's just start doing it. Let's just do it. We're about to make the best holiday wishes song ever. Yeah. All right on three go handsome. One, two, three. Go handsome. My arm got stuck. Handsome is brought to you by our friends at Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online whatever your goals. They'll help you claim your domain then they make it a snap to showcase your offerings and grow your brand with a personalized and professional website that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're just starting out or looking to level up your existing business start with Squarespace for all your website needs. Handsome has a new song out which is pretty exciting and we use Squarespace to design a bespoke handsome website to showcase our new single as well as our handsome mugs. Three people designing a website together is a little chaotic but then again so are we and we are really happy with the end result. Who knows what will add to our Squarespace site down the line but with Squarespace's powerful design tools truly anything is possible. What are you waiting for? Get started on your dream website today. Head to squarespace.com slash handsome for a free trial and when you're ready to launch use offer code handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. All right we wrote the song we're ready to go. We did we are. Oh someone's ready to record. I've done this but I've been in a studio before. Yeah it's cool. You're like the George Martin of the group for sure. It's not the Teddy Templeman. Who's Teddy Temple? I don't know either. Produced Van Halen. Oh I love it. Okay. All right I'm excited to dig in. I think we should just go for it. All right let's do it. Okay. With you. My holiday wishes to sing at the church next to an exact on a big talent search. The here my voice and then my plan is to sing on the stage with me. Making some holiday wishes while you wash the dishes and listen to the pot. We keep it handsome with you. My name is Tig and I'm here to wish to always be handsome. You better work. My holiday wish I'm going to wrap my part while we hear a May fact about Bonaparte. Hey girl I know you've been lonely this year but this holiday season I just want you to remember in 1795 Napoleon Bonaparte wrote a romance novel. Oh that's so interesting. My fact. Yeah. Making handsome holiday wishes while you wash the dishes and listen to the pot. We keep it handsome with you. Making handsome holiday wishes this is what our bliss is. Chat with friends. Keep it handsome with you. Damn we're good. What a podcast. Whoa. Nice. Guys. Nailed it. We are good at what we do when we are unique. Oh my god we're unique. Yes we really might need to keep this handsome man going. Oh my seriously. I think it might have to go beyond the holidays. How do we follow that though. Well I think we have to get this up on the website we're going to build. We're going to burst onto the scene with this as our first single. Well and Valentine's Day is the next holiday. We could do a sexy song. Like a Marvin Gaye style romantic song. That's a good idea girl. Okay I'm really nervous to build this website. Thomas is going to help us. We're going to build our Squarespace website because we want this song to just be available to whoever wants to partake in holiday wishes. I really describe us as like the most tech savvy. You're pretty good fortune. I've never built a website before but I like that this just sort of walks you through it and anybody that wants a website can build one. Like Tegan I struggle to even record the pod sometimes. Even to get out of bed. Yeah to get the sound right. So many times I'm like no one can hear me and I can hear no one and I have no idea. But you know it's like life you know half of it is you just you show up and that's what we've done. We've shown up with an intention and we're going to get through this. Manifest this website. I mean people say it's easy on Squarespace so we're going to find out if that's true. Squarespace says it's easy. That's true. I did love this process of singing that song with y'all. I giggled a lot like a little school girl. Me too. It's very joyful. It's great to have that feeling. It's hard to get that feeling when you're an adult sometimes to go have a childlike giggle. Yeah it really is. Those are some true rivals. Yeah. Thomas how are you feeling about helping us do this? I'm excited. So the first thing I did was I got us a domain. We have a domain. We have a domain. Girl. Thank you. Welcome. Thomas boy. Does it work to go boy? No he doesn't. Everyone is girl. So it's handsome bansom.com. Oh yes it is. Oh my god. That's a start. And what's the... I guess we're going to have to decide like the home page or picture or banner or something. Yeah. So you'll see it all up. Do you guys see it on the TV? Okay. What's your site about? Yeah. So bringing handsome. What do you want to type in? Bringing handsome music to the people. Sex. Comedy. Comedy music. Entertainment. Oh it has to be one of those categories. We could do music. Yeah music. That's a great idea. Here we go. Bands musicians. That's us. We're a band now. We're a band. We're a band. Let's send in voices. We've got to start taking this seriously. We want to just sell on-demand videos. We want to showcase our work. Yeah showcase our work. Right. And build community. Yeah. And we want to sell access to group events. And I'd love to get appointments. I would love to get some appointments. I think that's good. Showcasing our work. We don't need get appointments. That will confuse it. Get appointments. All right. We also do nails. Yeah. She's a template. Oh. Look at the aliens. So these are all customizable but it's sort of like this is our starting point. I like that person with the sunglasses. They're cool. Hello down there. Oh yeah we could be three aliens. We could put our backs up. Goth styling Don Moe. These are all sexy. I like this. God we're going to be a very good looking band. Oh my gosh. The handsome Bamsom. If you go back up a bit Thomas we like the alien one. Because there's three of them. Yeah. Hello down there. We could be talking to grandma's problem area. And we just put where it says hello there we just put the handsome band. Yeah. And then underneath it's like. And we could probably pick a different photo than the aliens. Oh actually you know what the alien one seems like a different vibe. I think we should focus more music. Oh yeah. That's how one says new album. Yeah. Let's do that one. Sydney. Yeah I think keeping it simple. Okay. Keeping your hand. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay that one. And then click that and then grab that. Drag it over. Grab that. Drag it. Yeah. I think we do that. Oh that's good. I think we put the handsome band where Sydney is. Let me show you guys. It's a great idea. Okay this this is something cool. So under colors I can go to customize it. Oh yeah. And then I can go to edit palette. Okay. Wow. I'm going to upload the actual logo and then these are all actually colors that are from our handsome logo. Oh my god. Great. How does it know how to do that? Because it's square space. It's remarkable. This is going to be the best band website. Newt. We put holiday wishes song. Yeah. New single holiday. New single. Dropping January 1st. New single. Is that when it drops? I don't know. Does it drop? Yeah we might drop it today. Yeah we're going to drop it today. We're going to drop it like a hot potato. Yeah. We should write a song called Hot Potato. Yeah. So we can drop it. We have a lot of songs to write. Yeah. Here we go. Why has no one done this song called drop hot potato and then dropped. New holiday song. Hot potato it's dropping. It's dropping next week. There we go. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I like that. Yeah. Okay. Raise it up a little. There you go. Yeah. That's perfect placing. Uh-huh. Placement I mean. Very pleasing to the eye. Oh yes. Out today. Yeah. Or do we put new holiday song and then put holiday wishes and then put the date. Yeah. Holiday wishes and then. Is it too many holiday mentions? How about new single. New single. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're welcome. Good job. Yeah. It's a village. Yeah. Yeah. What a small village. New single. Yeah. Holiday wishes. Should it be handsome holiday wishes? No I think holiday wishes by the handsome band right? Okay. Okay. Oh yeah because we're going to put the handsome band. Yeah the handsome band. Do you think we'll go down as one of the greatest bands of all time? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You think we're sure. Yeah in the rock and roll hall of fame. Yeah. What do you want this to say? It doesn't have to say a date. It can say by the handsome band. No because that's going to be the big writing right? So maybe unless it unless there you put the and then handsome band big. Yeah. And not have a date. Yeah. How about that. You know what I mean? Sure. What I want is like. What do you want? If I ever God forbid pass away then I want. You will by the way. Oh one day. He says you. Hopefully not. I want like in my biography I want this band to be the number one thing. Known mainly from the handsome band. Yeah. From the handsome band. Holiday wishes. Yeah. Yeah. One of the singers from holiday wishes. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. That looks awesome. Yeah. I love that. I honestly can't believe how easy this is. Yeah. Like why didn't we do this sooner? Why are we doing it every now and then? Nobody asked us to. Yeah. Nobody asked for this. But we are delivering. I just love that we're going to have a website up and a song out immediately. Yeah. I love that we have a band. Yeah. So I'm just going to create a nice handsome green here. Mm. Green's my favorite color. Out. Have you seen me travel with my green jacket and green suitcases? Looks really good. Yeah. Has it always been your favorite color? Bean. No. Has it always been? Black and red. Not everyone can pull off wearing red. You could. You could wear like a I can see you in like a red matching sweatsuit. Mm. That would be nice. Yeah. Why don't we do this because this is going to change the whole look is change the back the actual background away from this because this isn't really. Yeah. Holiday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We need a new background. We don't want this mustard seed or whatever. So we perfect. I love it. What options do they have for backgrounds? Ooh. We need to let's look at winter or snow. Yeah. Oh. Fortunately, that's a good idea. Thank you. Really good. Oh, wow. Look how magical that is. I like the black with the flurries. The black with the flurries. Which one? Black with black with flurries. The second maybe the second one. I think the black with flurries. For 500. That one, right? That's nice. And then we would just change the writing to. You don't want the writing black. Yeah. Do you guys like that one? Yeah. I like that. And then if the writing's green and red. Or the writing's red. Red. Red writing. Yeah. Red writing. Red writing. Red writing. The writing. Love it. Okay. This is really. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Yeah. It has kind of a cool 90s feel. Yeah. That's so us. That is so us. Oh my god. Look at this. Huh? Which snowflake are you, girl? Oh my god, girl. I'm the one right under the H. I'm the one. I think that's obvious. That's just half tucked away at the top there. Uh-huh. Fortune's not even on there. That's right. Yeah. Make that red also. There you go. Ah. That looks good. Are we able to get the and the handsome man closer together? Oh, there we go. That's a good idea. Fortune. Fortune, you got a marketing brain. Like, she's good. Yeah. It's like you. Have you done this before? No. Have you made a square space? I've never done this. What about a band? Have you ever made a band? Never been in a band either. Have you ever written a holiday song? Never wrote a holiday song. Have you ever dropped a hot potato? I have not done that either. Oh. If we find out that you have another band. You guys, I would never. I would never betray you like that. Look me in the eye and tell me. Tig? Yeah. I don't have another band. Look me in my droopy eye and you tell me. Hey, droopy eye. Does my eye, is it drooping right now? That's fine. It doesn't seem droopy. I thought you got a fix. No, I can't until March. Oh. Okay, now we should add the song. Yeah. Let's add the song. What if we forgot to add the song? Don't do that girl. Girl. I like a listen up. I like the top left one. Yeah, simple. Keep it simple. Keep it simple. Keep it handsome. And I like that we're yelling at our listeners. Yeah. Listen up. Listen up. Or we just put listen. Listen here. I'm going to put this one under. Mm-hmm. So now when we scroll down. Yeah. Girl. Well done, girl. Well done. We are cooking with gas. Okay. Do you want to put a little message here to the listener? How about listen with caution? Check out the handsome man's first ever single and final. First and last single final. First and final single. Handsome man's first and final single. We hope it brings you holiday cheer. Yes, that's perfect. Yes. We hope it fills your heart with handsome joy. Handsome man's first and yeah, and stuff. And single. We hope it fills your hearts with joy. Amen. With joy and stuff. Yeah, great. With joy and stuff. Are we keeping listen up? Maybe we lose the amen. What about with joy and stuff and things? Yeah. And take out amen and things. Do we want to put listen or listen up? Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. That's very modern and check it, bitches. Here we go. Check it out. Oh, we do say it twice. Check it out. No, it's too aggressive. Making me feel sweaty. I love it. Do we want to check it out twice? If you're naughty, you're nice. Well, this could be listen to. Yeah, there you go. Wait, you guys don't like check it out, bitches. Whatever. Listen. May. It's what makes you unique. You used to do drugs and you won't let us in, bitches. I was the politest drug addict of all time. Check it out, bitches. Yeah. Okay. You could make this red, too. Yeah. Okay, Thomas, now you're. And why are we taking the eye out? Yeah, that's good. No, I do like that. Yeah. And then this, I will add the song in once it's mixed. That's right, because we got to mix it. Should we put in like a mug full of soy nog? I have a pitch, which is that you could all take a selfie right now and then send it to me and I can upload it to the website. Oh, good. It's that easy? I love doing selfies. It's not easy, May. Who wants to take it? Oh, I thought it was individual selfies. Oh, individual or a group. I think a group, right? I think a group. I have a big old zit on my face. Oh, well, then you're like, rude off. Here, hands behind us. May, come over here. Okay. We could do it like Charlie's Angels. How are our droopy eyes? Yeah, happy with that. Let me say. Yep. Okay, so let's replace this with Santa Claus. Santa, baby. Krampus. Krampus is like the sort of evil version of Santa, right? Anyway, with this. Yeah, put that in there. Oh, my gosh. I cannot even believe how cute we are. We should have put a filter on that. Oh, guys. Do you want me to put a filter on that? Look how shiny our faces are. Oh, my gosh. Shiny. Shiny. Wow. No one can say we didn't shower. Thomas, put a filter on that later. Thomas, fix it. I'll do a little tinkering later. Thank you. Yeah. But this is really nice. Can you take my gray out and my yellow teeth? This is just us judging ourselves now. I love it. I think that this website is perfect. People are going to go to handsomebansom.com. Then they're going to see that. So they'll go here, they'll see this. That's right. They'll scroll down. They'll be called a bitch. I think it's perfect. Shazam. I love it. And it's user friendly. I know. Click, drag. You too can have your producer build a point. Well, you sit on the couch and point and make bad suggestions. Do this. Do this. Why don't we have it say handsomebansom.com? Because that's it's website. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay. Beautiful. I love it. It's perfect. Okay. I love us. I love us too. I'm so into being us. Yeah, me too. Especially because we're unique. We're so unique. Well, this was so fun. So fun. I'm glad we did that. I know. I can't wait to go home and click on our website. I know. I'm going to be just refreshing it all day. Yeah. I know. Well, if you two want to do your own website, Squarespace is where it's at. Yeah, that was very easy and fun. And so when by the time this episode drops, the website will also have dropped. Yeah. And the song will drop. And the song will drop. And the potato. And the potato. Yeah, go to handsomebansom.com. Well, thank you guys for being a part of our journey. I hope you enjoyed this as much as we did. And girl, thank you. Thank you. Girl, thank you. All right. Well, until next time. Until next time. Keep it handsome. Ask yourself what do you my holiday wishes to sing at the church next to an exact on a big time search to hear my voice and my plan is to sing on the stage with me. Take out the Making handsome holiday wishes While you wash the dishes And listen to the pot We keep it handsome with you Making handsome holiday wishes This is what our place is Trapped with friends We keep it handsome with you My name is Tig And I'm here to wish To always be handsome You better work for my holiday wish I'm gonna wrap my part While we hear a May fact about Bonaparte Hey girl, I know you've been lonely this year But this holiday season I just want you to remember In 1795 Napoleon Bonaparte wrote a romance novel Oh, that's so interesting My fact, yeah Making handsome holiday Wishes While you wash the dishes And listen to the pot We keep it handsome with you Making handsome holiday wishes This is what our place is Trapped with friends We keep it handsome with you Damn, we're good! What a podcast! What a podcast! Thank you for watching!