Chris Franjola on Lamar Odom, Saint Khloe and Kanye

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I just saw them last week. So you have the good genes. You're going to live to your very, very old. It's still living. It's on there. It's close. Chris for Adjola. I don't even need to say your name. Everyone hears your little chuckle and they know they're in for a great show. Star of cover to cover podcast. Cover to cover podcast. Come over and give it a listen. Now listen, we had an incident that happened about a week and a half ago involving you. And I had to share it with my people who many, we share many audience members that love us both. Yeah. When I started to talk about this story on Patreon and whatnot, I started to see the comments. I panicked. Okay. And I felt I had to say, stand down, juicy scoopers. Yeah. Yeah. Stand down. Do not come after Chris for Adjola. I appreciate that. Because Chris was on this show and very confidently told us Okay. and me that I would love a movie called Is This Thing On? Okay. Wait a minute. All right. I'm just, I would have saved my piece and then you're going to save your piece. So it's about stand up. It's about a guy going through a divorce. He's like, it's very relatable. I think you'll like it. And I, you know, I go, okay, fine. So then we're bored one night and we turn on the TV and I go, oh, this is that movie. Now it's free on streamers or whatever, Netflix or whatever it was that Chris said to watch. So we start watching it and I'm like, the text immediately. I'm like, no, I waited till the end. I waited till the end of watching it. And I just said, this isn't good. And Drake was there. Drake witnessed your recommendation as many juicy scoopers did. And he's, you sometimes get pissed at people. You're like, why this is, we will get it twice bad. Sorry, Will Arnett. It's not like you've had me on Spartan list that I could give a shit. It wasn't good. And so then I go, Drake, you have to understand. I know Chris. Chris is what I'm guessing. Okay. I am predicting that Chris was on the road for a long, maybe three, four night weekend. He was by himself and he was walking around with a big black coffee. Okay. Not a Starbucks. 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven. Yeah. And he was like, maybe I'll just go see a movie. And he goes to a movie alone at like 11 a.m. It's an 11 a.m. movie. This is so dead on. And he's like, this could be good. I want to just, like, I just want to like get a cup of coffee, see a movie by myself. And, you know, watching a movie about stand up while you're doing stand up, maybe in a more emotional place, you're lonely. And it tricks you into thinking, I think everyone would enjoy this movie and you are wrong. Now, explain yourself. Okay. You, I was very excited to come here and defend yourself or not. Defend myself. Okay. Because A, you're 100% right. That was exactly the scenario. I had been in a casino. I was performing in a casino, Roar Comedy Club out there on the East Coast. And I was in the casino for like three days. Movie theater in the casino. Everything was perfect. 11 a.m. first show. Walk down from my room. I cannot believe I was right about it. Everything was exactly dead on. Coffee, you got it nailed it. And then of course I was excited because there was a stand up element to the movie. This is great. Yeah. And then of course, you know, by yourself in a theater, you're watching, it hits you differently. It hits you like plain movies hit you differently. Exactly. Okay. Plain movies definitely hit you differently. I actually have read that something about the, the, ever, ever, ever, yeah. What was that word? Evolution. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Elevation sometimes can affect your moods. Also when you're on a plane, you kind of get emotional and you're like, am I, when I land, I like, is my family going to be even alive? Like you think of all these really bad things, at least I do. And sometimes if you're in first class, you're maybe drinking a little and you're definitely like less critical of a movie. Yeah. Absolutely. The problem I have is I have extreme, which I didn't even realize what this was until a couple of years, codependency. When I bring someone to either watch something and I think it's good. Okay. And it's not good. Yeah. So I'm worried about, you know, Drake not enjoying it, or even if it's just a half hour show that I'm like, have you seen, and I just can tell the person's like, maybe not a comedian or they're just kind of like, what is this? It bothers me. I have it too. Yeah. Whatever that is. And this is why I now go alone to everything. I do not, I know I have weird quirks about certain concerts and movies and I do not subject anyone else to my quirk. I'm even, I'm even nervous about telling you know, you or somebody, but I don't believe that I said it was, did I say you? It's a great movie. Yes. You know, I don't know if you said it was a great movie. You said, I think he said you, you said I would like it, that I would like it, that I would enjoy it. Yeah. And it was a complete opposite. It like infuriated me. And as you guys were texting me, you know, I had forgotten about some of the details of it. And you guys were writing me more and more and I'm like, oh yeah, I did forget about that. It was. I wrote him like 30 messages because I was just like, what, what was wrong with it? And I did talk about it on my Patreon and people were like, I told my husband, let's watch it. Chris Frangiola said it was good. And I was like, okay, now you guys just please don't go after him. Did you get any messages? Some people did write me and they say, I think Heather was wrong. It was a good movie. Okay, good, good. I want to be wrong. More than that than less. So there was some people said I did enjoy it more than Heather did. So we got that. This is what I think. I think it's called this this thing on if you guys want to go check it out yourself. And this is the reason why when standups get deals to do shows about their lives. Yeah. Sitcoms. Um, they, we always want to say, well, my life is that I go on the road and I'm a standup and oh, this is how this crazy bit happened. Right. Okay. What I have learned is when people, people like to watch cooking shows because they like to know how did you make that be strobe enough? Okay. Uh huh. Nobody cares about how a joke was made. Nobody cares except another comedian. Right. Nobody cares. Nobody cares that someone stole your bit. Nobody cares. Just make us laugh. Right. They, you know, if you cry, someone stole my bit. They're like, you're a fucking rich community. You think I give a shit? I don't think the bit was good. Like that's the company. So the part of all, so, but people that have never been standups like Bradley Cooper seems yes, people that are not standups, but they love comedy. Yeah. It's their, it's like their dream to be a standup. So they gravitate towards wanting to write a movie about standup. But the circumstances of what happened in the movie are completely unrealistic, which is Will Arnett is a finance bro. He's a 50 year old successful New York finance guy with a stay at home wife and two kids. She says, I think our marriage is over and he's like, yeah, okay, no problem. He moves out to an apartment where she can still live a stay at home life. He buys her a beautiful car. He still is an active dad. What scenario is this by the way? Don't know. And still great friends. Yeah. Just first time after 30 years together, like, you know what I was thinking? I think I'd like to get divorced. I'm totally good with that. I don't feel fucked over. I don't feel cheated on. Like, let's just and let me just keep you in the beautiful house while I drive an hour to pick up the kids for lunch. Then he stumbles in to an open mic and just gets up there and the comedy cellar, by the way, which is the hardest place to top of the time. You got to be the best of the best, the best of the comedy cellar. And it's always like, I could see how the director is just like, oh, I love the banter of the comedians. It was probably the other shit. I know. And so it's like, and then he plays some weird, like it reminds me of like, yeah, when someone's just like, I want to play this crazy character that wears a wig and you're like, what? And then they just create a weird character and you're like, what was this weird fantasy? Like his character had nothing to do with the movie. I'm like, if anything, his character who was like this struggling actor should have been like kind of jealous of his finance bro friend. And also that these eclectic that these people at all different walks of life, conservative for finance bro guy, a crazy actor, drug, druggy guy, Bradley Cooper, and then eccentric gay couple. The fact that the six of these people for the last 30 years have gotten together 10 times a year to hang out. No one's ever made other friends that are might be more into what they're currently doing. Right. Again, hate that element of a movie. We go to the same lake every year. Yeah. No, you don't. Yeah. I love it. I feel like it's a plot line for a lot of movies where a bunch of adults get a house together. Yes. I would ruin that movie in two minutes when people will be like, and you stay in the upstairs room. I'm like, no, I stay in a hotel and don't deal with this bullshit. Like I'm not going to ask somebody if I can have an apple or can I flush that toilet? You know what I mean? Like I'm not. I've done it. And it was that Peter Knight and do enough housekeeping. It was my favorite story. We didn't cook enough. We didn't do that. These other people were up doing the breakfast during the omelettes. The next time I went out with these people to a different place, I said, can we please work out my kitchen duty schedules because I cannot have you guys talk shit about it. I didn't bother. And then they said, oh, well, this place we can go to the country club or whatever and eat every day. And I was like, okay, fine. Yeah. But like I, you know, it just, it is a really hard thing. But of course this couple, you know, like everything's fine. And then just the shots of him doing standup where it was fucking up his nostril. Like why was the camera that close? Like why did I have to count the pores on his nose? I think that, you know, Bradley Cooper was trying to do artsy. Yeah. It was like, this is how intimate stand up can be or something. I don't know. But I mean, you tell me, Chris, you're still out in the streets. Well, that's the reality of the situation. Would, would 35 year old up and coming millennial type standups that are pretty good embrace a 50 year old first time finance bro, elitist in New York City, no, trying to take stage time from them. Would they embrace that person? No, and the other thing was, which this is every standup comedy movie. And there's quite a few of them strangely, but every one of them you watch the set and it's supposed to be like a killer set, you know, in the movie. And you know, we all know the audience would have booed this guy off to stage. Nobody's sitting there letting a guy work it out, you know, about some weird story about him and his wife. Yeah. Like we you if you're not great for every second on stage, the audience will turn on you immediately, especially not knowing you. They come through and then also just like there's always the elements of a standup movie. It's sadly depressing. Yeah. Just like just like in like there's always a part like, you know, like a stripper movie where there's an old stripper who she's like, it's showtime. She's like way too old to be like the stripper. And you're like, oh, God, I don't want to become that. I want to see that. Same element of the standup where the guy's like, you know, they're like waiting to go on and some guy has like a crazy hat and he's got like a little prop thing. He's been doing the same act for 50 years. And you're like, as a punchline with with punchline is unwatchable. That one is Sally Field and it was kind of taking off of like a a Joan Rivers or a Roseanne and that the mom is the hilarious one. And she does this and the dad is like, John Goodman. Yeah, I don't know if you can be gone every night when we've got the little girls and then he sees how funny she is. And he's like, all right, we're going to do it. And then they're like, you can we want you to come and do the tonight show. And she's like, you know what? I'm just going to stay in Philly. Yeah. What? Like, there's just so many things about that just like infuriated me. And then always there's the breaking point. You know, we even saw it and the scene of where they don't know someone's in the audience and they're ripping on them. We saw it with Chae Diaz. They stole. Brad Bradley Cooper was watching. And just like that, because Chae Diaz got on stage and made fun of Miranda and that she was a bad lay as a as a non-binary person who was getting with a fresh lesbian. She didn't know what she was doing. And I'm like, the same thing with this. So I was just like. And everybody knows once again in comedy, your friends, if you have any. They never come to your shows. They come to the first one that you ever did. We handed out a fly or something and then never to return, which is a good thing. Right. And so and that's but you got to do that. You got to bring the people and then, you know, and then hope that they like it. And yeah, you but all of a sudden that that she also just stumbled in that he that she was like flirting with. They managed. Yeah, they had to get put him in it. And then he's like, we're having fun. Let's get a drink. Someone know whatever goes. Let's get a drink at an open mic comedy that we don't know that the people ever for in New York City when there's all these other cool spots to go. You're not going to that. Just like on a first date or whatever. Well, also, I think this is probably a case of Bradley Cooper at this point. Big star. Yeah, there's no I think the yes. It's all yes men. Yes, there's nobody saying no anymore. So that's why you get that weird character. Oh, it's awesome. I love it. The cowboy hat, everything about it. Yeah, so funny. And, you know, once you start getting into that, yes, people. It's I've seen yes, people ruin so many careers. Usually when you have like the one big hit like stars born, the next one is all yes, people. And it's usually terrible. And this was literally like they they were getting drunk one night or has spoken weed or whatever. And they're like came up with this movie idea. They're like, let's all work on it together. Yeah. And we'll, you know, because we're famous stars, we'll shoot it like real quick in New York City, where we want to be. We'll knock it out in three weeks or whatever and make a lot of money and everyone will come see it and you get to be like a stand up. And I get to be this other person and it's it's fine. I'll never get those two hours back. But it's yeah. And then and then the ending I don't care because I'm not I'm not ruining the party. Who knows? The ending there's a there's a kid a scene where the kids are in a band. OK. And yeah, just because she's finally going back to work, which she's like a coach for the Olympics team of volleyball. Yeah. And she almost misses her kids major performance. Like if my kid had a solo or something and I plan on going, I wouldn't be late. Either I'd miss it all together because I wouldn't be late. She's running and they they're playing guitar, the two little boys. And then there's these two other girls. I don't know whose dad they were. I'm like, is that Northwest? Like you fucking suck. Like why are these kids seeing they're so bad? And I'm like out of all the young, like 12 year old kids that would have gotten a solo in real life that can kill it. Like so whatever. That was like some probably assistant director's kids and they're lovely. But I'm just saying we all saw through it. It was awful. All right. Well, yeah, go check it out. Well, now that we've said that my next recommendation. Yes. Is a movie that you will certainly hate. But I would love for you to watch it. I loved it. Called Blue Moon, Blue Moon, Ethan Hawke plays like this weird playwright. 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Chloe Kardashian, Saint Chloe, patron saint of cheating. Asshole. Yeah, addict X's. That is what she is going to be known as when she gets sainted and also she will be. I also feel like a saint for doing the documentary. Like she could have been like, no, I'm done with this chapter of my life. I think that she did because she does still feel she is still so sweet that a day she wanted it. She knew she needed to be a part of it for it to probably go. Right. She knows he needs the paycheck. But also I think there were some false narratives that were perceived in the media, which I'll get into that didn't make her look like a saint. And I think she wanted to clear those up. Oh, OK. Yeah. And so, you know, we get to where they fall in love. And the story that we always that was it is she went to this party and he saw our cross the room run our tests met a world peace. Yes, he's going to have the party, which is all cool to watch. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so he has a party and they are just to be cohosted by Chloe Kardashian. She gets five. Yeah, she's like, OK, I'll go to this this basketball thing. And he immediately, you know, zooms in on her and you get from his ex-wife who also was a part of it and really quite classy and delightful and his kids. And he, you know, that he is a charmer. He's a player. He, you know, he's not just a catch because he's a famous basketball player, but like he just knows how to like love bomb. And so I remember when I went out with Kris Jenner one night for dinner and she's like, you're not going to believe what's happening right now. Chloe is dating Lamar Odom. I'm like, who's that? I had no idea. Yeah. This is they'd only been dating like a week. And she's like, you know, he's just so into her and Lakers and all this stuff. So I look about, oh, like this is that I'd already won a ring, all of this before he met her. And then the thing happens, we're going to get married. And the reason they were going to get married, she's like, we have to get married on this date before he goes back to like Laker training. And also this on this date, it's his favorite number. And you this was not in the in the doc, but this is just what I remember from our knowledge. And it was interesting because he played that kind of shit with her throughout their relationship, where he's like, oh, my God, I got high for three days because it was the anniversary of my son's, my son who died of SIDS. Oh, my gosh, this is the same time that my dad or my mother died, like constantly. So like she would just go, OK, so she really did not even have a real boyfriend before meeting him. And now I look back at the wedding and everything and I'm like, oh, that's why Chris and the and the sisters wore purple. Well, why they wore lavender because of the Lakers. Oh, that's why that was that color. OK. Chris immediately got a personalized license plate. Laker mom. Yeah. Like like didn't spell out the Lakers. Somehow she worked it out that that was the personalized license plate that I remember like Laker mama. And I remember going on game and all the other the opposing time. They all had Chloe faces for when he's playing to like make it like he was so distracted by his mad love for her that he couldn't play right if they put up her face. It was such a cute time. And now I realize that cute time was so short. Yeah. Well, it's wild to watch any documentary, of course, about the Kardashians because there's been so many changes. I mean, they really look so different. Just that and all of them. Yeah. As he came, you see, you know, Courtney and they're all completely different. And then, of course, you see Bruce in several pictures and you're like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. You can't talk about how much different how different they look like when you when you think about the the the patriarch of the family. I know. And he was just like, oh, yeah, there's Bruce. And I remember, you know, in the show and stuff, there was this little thing does Bruce at the time walk Chloe down the aisle. And I don't know if that was for the show or what, but then she decides yes. And I remember he was like, you know, he wants to live in a more, you know, he doesn't want to spend so much in a house. And he's like, I like this guy. I like this guy that he's smart about money. And I'm like, and you he was snowing them all. He then reveals in the stock that he saw Chloe and was like, loved the fame that the Lakers brought and was like, oh, I want that. Yeah, I want to elevate my life. Well, he says it the way they live several times. Got that like I wanted to be a list. Even if I want to be a list, he says, am I a list now? I got a documentary. But also it's like the gift that Chris and all the girls have in like being like like homemakers. I mean, yes, they're rich, but she they. She was always like that, even when they weren't rich. And I remember when. Bruce at the time and Caitlin and Chris broke up. Caitlin then said, you know, she set me up in the house. She got her team there. I walk in my new house and in Malibu or wherever he was staying. She was staying. And then it was like the TV was remote. Like every everything was done. The furniture was done. Things were put away. There was food in the fridge. Yeah, your cable is set up. Like all the things that you're like, what a nightmare. Like she just knows how to do that. And so then. I I love that Chloe was so honest about knowing that he's out and cheating while they're filming their Chloe Lamar show. Yeah, I had forgotten they had that many shows like Courtney and Chloe take Miami. Yes, there was a I didn't realize there was that many spin offs of that. And that and that he wanted it like Lamar wanted it. And then I do remember it all went to shit, not knowing what was really going behind the scenes when he got traded to Dallas. Dallas, this is something along with how a giant cruise ship is able to sail and not sink to the ground. I still don't understand how that is the case. I don't understand trading. I don't understand how like you're doing a good job and you're on the team. And then someone's like, hey, we'll give you this person if you give us this person. Don't I just don't understand it. I just don't get it. Can you explain it to like a non sports person how that works? Well, I mean, there's a million reasons that go into why so much traded, depending on the sport, it's different. But in the case of Lamar Odom, I think there was the fact that he was trouble in that I think they probably knew that he was so they want so so they wanted to get rid of him. And then you're like, hey, instead of just firing you, we put you on like, you know, yeah, like a list where then another team can pick you up and we'll call and go, hey, you need this person or that person and we got this person. So even though you're like competing against these other teams, you're still kind of helping them out because you're like, I'll let you have my person. It's not like the only business there isn't like a non complete cup, a non compete clause. There is some there are a lot of players that do a no trade clause, so they can't be traded. That's. Oh, OK. Yeah. So there is a no trade clause in a lot of contracts. However, do you remember Lamar Odom came from when Shaquille O'Neill got traded to the map because Shaquille and Kobe didn't get along. Oh, went to the Miami Heat. And that's how Lamar came to the Lakers to begin with in a trade. So so he goes to Dallas and that's when like I knew like I was close with them and it was like I knew things were not going well in Dallas and it wasn't working out, but she was like flying back and trying to do Christmas Eve with the kids and then going back to Dallas like she just was putting him first, even though she knew he was doing drugs knew he was cheating. And then when they find out he goes to big bear of all places to get high with some chick who then calls Chris finds his phone calls Chris. The other one called them. Yes, called Chris Jenner and Chloe and was like, I can't take your man anymore. Like you need to pick him up. He's freaking annoying. I don't want to be with him anymore. And they went and drove to big bear. No, that's like a toot. That's like a first of all, it's like a hellish drive into the mountains and it's like the word three hours. Like why is he making that again? If you're going to fucking sheep and do all this shit, could you do it in Encino? Right. Like why do I have to go to Big Bear? Like every single thing he did made her life difficult. And then finally, I thought this part was like really heartbreaking when they go, you got to have he's got to have an intervention. You're going to go in, Chloe, and you're going to say, if you don't go to this rehab, then I'll get a divorce. And he goes, OK, fine, let's get a divorce. And to me, that was just it was so sad because I really I don't think he loved her. I don't think he cared that much about her. I think she was a disposable woman in his life that it wasn't like this. Oh, my God, I'm pining for you for the rest of my life. She was replaceable. And I just thought that must have really that must have fucked her up more than anything else because she was putting up with all this stuff, thinking that she was the love of his life. And I don't think she was. I don't think he's even capable of loving anyone but himself. I think he's awful. Yeah. Really, I kind of had a different. OK, when I finished it, I kind of felt bad for the guy. I mean, I guess I never looked at it in that way, but yeah, I felt bad for the guy. OK, well, you know, I didn't realize his early life was as bad as it was. Well, let me tell you a few more things that people don't also know that were the details of the thing. So then he goes to their file for divorce. It's not done yet. And he goes on his binge to the bunny ranch and, you know, almost dies. They don't know what to do with this giant body. They can't get into the ambulance. And everybody's praying for Lamar. We really think he's going to die. And I remember like being involved in that and being like, oh, my God, this is so horrible. But I mean, she was divorcing him. Like this is crazy that they're all so like loving and forgiving and like caring about his life. And then there were stories that it was like, oh, Chloe's not letting these other people see him. And so I think that's part of the reason why she did the doc is because she made it very clear. Like I realized there were people coming in like giving him drugs. Yeah. And so she's like, I had to put my foot down. And she did say the dad said, don't resuscitate him. I want to get the life insurance. And then she took a pair of Nike's. Did you see that was my favorite part? The picture of the dad. Now I want to see a whole documentary on him. When he was a drug addict, too. Obviously by outfit. And so it was like, you know, and that was another excuse when my dad was a drug addict. So I'm a drug addict, you know, like sins of the father or whatever. And so then she's like, what do you need? Nike's a hundred bucks in a hotel room done. Like just get the hell out. And then there were these, you know, and there was this guy that like was on the show that was clearly his buddy from home that they would do drugs together. His name was. I don't know if it was pumpkin or somebody or might have been another friend that I remember from the show, they had this friend and he was supposed to be running Lamar's merch. And there was a whole storyline where like Chloe was like, you're not selling any T shirts. I'd like to live here and you party with him and like this isn't working out. Like you show her trying to put her foot down. Meanwhile, she would make like homemade fried chicken and sweet potatoes and all his favorite things. And right. And, you know, he like would eat all this candy and never been to a dentist. And she was like, can we get Lamar to a dentist? Like every little thing that she did, I was just like, oh my God. And so then she takes her is there for four months. They said he gets better. They then she then furnishes them in a house where they use their team because he's like seven feet tall, beds have to be specially made, couches, furniture, it's all custom for him, which wasn't in the show. But I remember that. And then she says, I go to visit, see how he's doing. And once you know the smell of crack, you don't forget it. And she smells the smell of crack. Someone got him crack. And then he goes, I mean, what kind of person gives me crack? Yeah. He really blamed the hardworking drug dealer that, you know, somehow managed to get through the gates of Calabasas to give you the drugs. Like I just. And so then I just thought the end he's done some interviews since. And they're like, again, people are like, wow, that have watched it. Wow, St. Chloe, like my God. And she really saved you when he's like, um, no, I think it was God. Yeah. No, it really wasn't. God was inside of Chloe. OK, and that was your angel. OK, the actual person that embodies that, it just pissed me off. I feel sorry for, well, the subtitle guy when Lamar Odom talked, because I had to turn on this. I forgot how hard he was to understand. Remember, people used to joke about that on Kardashian. Yeah, we would say, how are we going to see a whole show when he needs subtitles? He mumbles. Yeah. And then this time I was like, I don't even know if the subtitle people can make out some of those words that he was trying to say. Something weird happened with my peacock when I watched the Bravo. And I don't know how to fix it, but it's like I have this weird narrator girl. So I'll be watching like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And instead of this, it's subtitles plus someone reading the subtitles. Oh, really? And I don't. It's so I think that's for blind people. It's so weird. It'll be like Kyle Richards, Eyes Wide in and like they'll show Kyle's Eyes, Widing and then it's like, then you hear Kyle talk. Oh, my God. And then it'll be like, that's crazy. And then you know how they like show like scenes of like Beverly Hills shopping, whatever they'd be like, people shop on Beverly in Beverly Hills, a small dog peas. A pool is shown, an airplane going over site. You're going to have you're right. Maybe I'm just watching for blind people. You must have a blind people button that every time I turn it on, I'm like, oh, God, now I have to like like I have to call Drake and say, how do I turn that? And I just listen to this weird voice because I'm like, oh, that I didn't know my TV had such a thing. And did you catch the very end of the Lamar part where that he's like, are we done? And then he goes, let's go to Vegas and party. I want to get married, he said. I want to get married and party. Yeah. So I'm like, this is the guy who runs rehabs. Well, I don't think he's sober. Sorry, that's my opinion. He lives near me because I see him quite a bit. And I'm here to tell you, first of all, his car doesn't look like he's straightened his life out. He is in some real piece of shit like Pathfinder or something, an old one. And we saw him in the morning at this coffee place I go to and have my daughter with me and I told my daughter like this, play with the Lakers. My daughter, then I had some guy comes in, he goes, oh, Lamar, he did not want to talk to anybody. He was just like, yeah, bro. And got the car and took off. So I've seen him a bunch. So I'm signing like contracts on the hood of a car in a 7-Eleven parking lot. I listen, is he I don't think he's on the straight narrow, whatever. And I also just think like for Chloe, like there was this other time on Keeping Up Recently or now it's just called the Kardashians where she and her best friend, Malika, go and meet. And that was, you know, I guess this doc came after that where she kind of has a moment again, I think it was she was throwing him a bone. And I remember she went on. She uses that like expression because I remember she was dating that French Montana and I are you into him? She goes, no, but Kim was like, oh, Chloe, throw him a bone. Like throw him a bone. So I think she threw him a bone to so that he could get 10 K for the shoot or whatever it was. And she could also like kind of rip him a new asshole because she was like brought up this whole thing like I furnished you in a house. I visited you every day. And then some people tried to act like I was trying to keep your, you know, X. And you're your teenage kids from you, which was never the case. And but yeah, he didn't want any of them at the at the wedding, his family. He said, my family didn't come to the wedding or no, the family said, we weren't invited. You know, that I don't, there's no way that that was not the Kardashians doing that. That was him. And they planned the wedding in nine days at Irving Azoff's house. And and by the way, here we are. Here's Peter at the wedding. Oh, yeah, I saw that. You guys in the background. Here's Phil Jackson. Here's my hair. That's me. Yeah. That's pretty good. And and I also just wanted to bring this. This was also from the wedding with the purple. Oh, is that like a no problem? This this is the notepad of Chloe and Lamar. That was like a party in 27th, 2009. Yes. Put that on eBay. Especially after this documentary came out. I think I saw the Unbreakable perfume somewhere too. That was their unisex perfume. What does that smell like? Crack. I was the smell that was this way in testing and going around and testing. You know, they're always like, when you ever have someone do like a set thing, you're like, what are you attracted to? Or even when you get a massage, so like, do you want the lavender or the vanilla? And so like, and then that somehow is the smell that he was attracted to. And then they realized after they made the perfume, they're like, really smells like burnt crack. I also had a couple of weird reactions. As a guy, as an old dad with a six year old daughter, there were several times throughout this documentary where I heard and then he just stayed in the bathroom for three days and didn't come out. Or he went to the back house of a, you know, whorehouse and stayed there. Both times I was like, God, that sounds amazing. I would love to stay in the bathroom for three days with the door shut and nobody bothered. I think that too. And someone's like, I couldn't get out of bed for three days. I know. I was like, oh, my God, there's only been a few times that I've had like something like slightly medical or whatever, where I would get like a painkiller. And I was like, oh, my God. I can't believe I'm this tired. I love feeling this tired. It's I love sleeping. I love taking a nap because in my normal life, I never nap. Me neither. I am never feeling overly tired ever. And so the few times that I felt overly tired, I'm like, this is heaven. This is like, I get why people get addicted to this. Any time, any time, even like trapped in the woods, four days I was trapped in the woods. I'm like, I'll take it. I'll take it. Oh, my God. OK, what do we think? So Kanye came out and sold two nights at SoFi State. It made thirty three million dollars. People so excited to hear. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Good song. Ding. Right at you. Right at you. I agree. I get wet. I get tingles. I get it. He's walking on this thing that looks like a spear, but obviously it's not really turning around because he's not in fucking, you know, Cirque du Soleil acrobats. So it's an illusion. Yeah, it's an illusion that he's on a normal stage, but it looks like you spinning. North comes out and she performs. I'm your Miss Bestie, Westie, whatever. Good. And everyone loved it. And then the UK was like, you know what? Like maybe the fact that he was selling, you know, the Nazi signed t-shirts and things and all the horrible anti-Semitic anti-Semitic things he said, we actually don't want him to come to the UK. And therefore the entire wireless festival has been canceled, that he was going to perform in. Yeah. How would you feel if you were one of the other people on that bill? Right. That would suck. I know. But I think it's great. I think it's great. I think it's great that they just said, no, we're not doing it. Like we're not going to do it. This is just, I mean, a lot of people, I mean, it's amazing how many men can do awful things and everyone just forgives them from like, you know, comedians to this, to whatever, like, let's just forget it. Let's just keep going, you know, than other people. Well, you know, that are women will say one wrong thing and it's like, you're done forever. Banished, banished to move to Ireland or something. Yeah, like you, you said something that was anti something that nothing to the level of what he did. He did do an apology. How does he is he now saying about the Hitler stuff? Is he saying I was on medication? I have he just says I regret it. And it was like an ad that he put in a paper and it was just like a little thing that was like I was in a four month manic episode. Yeah. But I feel like it wasn't just those four months. Like, I feel like he was saying shit like that like three years ago. It was like, oh, and then it just got to the peak when he actually made the merch. And it's just that he showed on a commercial, like on the Super Bowl or something. Didn't he show that shirt? Maybe he paid for that. It was so the thing that is so awful is that in this world and I am going to get like a little serious this moment. The Holocaust never forget is a reason because there was a fear that one day a generation would forget. Right. And we're fucking there like we're almost there. And so someone that's that powerful and that influential and like the Picasso of our time as far as the Mozart art of our time, I think we have to really take it seriously because they can influence people to think that this didn't really happen and that this isn't and this could end. It can happen again. Right. Because we're going to push this out this propaganda that got them there in the first place. Now, I think it's terrible. Take them. I mean, because it's how fucking Hollywood. They don't give a shit. Yeah. They don't give a shit. And they're just like, well, he said he was sorry. He did an ad. He wrote an ad. Yeah. And he said he was sorry. But I just think it's something that is just beyond like I just I guess he went up at the improv last night and then I before too. No, he really did. Wait, really? Dean Cole, the comedian Dean Cole brought him up on stage like last night or night before I saw pictures at the improv. So a lot of comedians like really now we're bringing Kanye into the place. So I just it's wild. Yeah. And I think the only way people just want to go, look, I just don't even want to speak on it or he's so powerful and who cares and just. But gosh, I saw I saw those videos of just, you know, people just loving it and going to see him and. OK, I mean, it just it goes to show you that no one if you if you're believe that you can't be canceled and you just keep going, most likely you won't be canceled unless you're like behind bars. And what he did is not a crime. It's horrible, but like, I don't know. And just embarrassing and awful. And I think he has to do a lot more. Like, I think he has to really like do an interview and just go. I'm just horrible. But maybe he's not. That's what I think. I don't I do think he still thinks that way. Right. But he has to like, he has to sit with like a doctor who has explained what his condition is. He also said he's autistic. And I mean, let's not make it that that's a condition of people who have autism because that's certainly not. Right. But like whatever's wrong with it. I mean, clearly, yeah, he has issues, but that was just such a weird time and crazy. And then he's still with the Bianca Bianca, Senso. Yeah. And she's still, you know, wearing some camel toe in outfits and and the kids are around. And I think I just. Hope it was worth it. Anybody went to the shows? No, no, no, I. No, I have no desire. Like, you know, I would not want to support any of that. I've always thought his clothes, everything was weird. I did meet him many, many years ago when he was first dating Kim. It was like at Chloe's. I mean, at Courtney's baby shower. And he was a smiley delight. I met him. A smiley delight as well. And he was a smiley delight to me, too. Actually, overly friendly. Yeah. We wrote on the MTV movie music awards and he was like, super nice. Yeah. That was right. Right. I'm sure that's what she fell in love with. I don't think she. I don't think any of the family saw that side of him until. But it were. It was a classic thing where all of a sudden he changes her clothes. Then everything in the house has to be beige. Then North gets born. She can't wear anything pink. We knew that like before buying gifts, it has to be brown, black or beige. And she's a little girl. I'm like, well, one day she might want to wear a color. Now she's blue hair. Good for her. But like it was just it was a slowly allowing that to happen. And it's just kind of thank God she got out. But I mean, I just don't think there could be a worse person to co-parent with. And I've said that over and over. Then Kanye West. Like, how do you even explain to your friends who are Jewish or your manager, your agent or your neighbor or your kids' parents, friends? Oh, we're going to go to Kanye's concert and they're like, um. Yeah. Yeah, but like it's it's like it's Saints dad. The seats. Good. Yeah. And then what about the Jewish people that are just like, I still like the songs and I don't care. Maybe that's your. That's your pride. Listen, when I see the video of the ding, ding, ding, I'm like, I'm going to listen to the song. I mean, it is weird how we draw our lines, you know? I mean, Michael Jackson is still Michael Jackson. There's a movie coming out next week, you know? Yeah. But, you know, and I'm not saying that I'm just. That's the thing. You can go. You can go. You can go to see Louis CK. You can book Louis CK. You can do. You can go love a Woody Allen movie. You can, you know, I mean, it is what it is. But. Right. I try to. Yeah. Only see movies directed by Bradley Cooper. I hope nothing comes out about him, because I got to see all his movies. Is it weird that he's like been dating Gigi Hadid for years? A long time. Yeah. I hear stories about that. Oh, really? Just there's always been rumors about him maybe not being. I've heard all those rumors, too. 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But I don't think I don't think he's all those people who he knew what he was because he was not that big a star where you followed his personal life. Some people think he's a plant, an industry plant because he like fell out of the sky out of nowhere. And it was just like the biggest thing. Yeah, but I'm like, but that's also what he falls out of the sky. I don't know. Yeah, exactly. He was on Narcos and it was a big. Yeah, I mean, that is that could happen. You get one big show and then you do get and when you and timing is right and you get the good team behind you and you get the a few and you can come and never understood it. Never having us. I never had a good team behind me. I also don't understand an industry plant that doesn't make any sense. No, because the industry is so broad. It's not three people. Right. Like going, OK, the person this year is Sidney Sweeney. It's just not that like that. I don't agree with. By the way, I don't know if you've heard that. I heard now people saying that Sidney Sweeney is a man again. Yeah, this is the latest one. She's a man, baby. I know. I'm like, wait a minute of all the people. She doesn't seem like she's got any manly features at all. Absolutely not. Yeah. So all right, we're good on that one. We're good on that one. I hope so. Speaking of this. This will lead us perfectly into this. This is, you know, this is from last week, but I just had to get your take on it. Christy Noem, who has been fired for her job in in the administration. Yeah, because. And I was like, what what what was it really that fired her? And it was that she did an ad campaign that put her face on Mount Rushmore and it cost two hundred and thirty million dollars. Yeah, she was riding a horse through the woods. It was like, how could a commercial? I mean, how could you ever think that that wouldn't be found out that a commercial cost two hundred and thirty million dollars? Well, I think it was a series of commercials. I think that was more than one, but not that that matters. So then how and get this give us the story. How did they find out that the husband he's into wearing like big breasts that like a drag queen would wear like a rubber chestplate kind of thing? Well, bit of a backstory after she was, you know, you that used to be you. Yeah, I know. I mean, thank God it's not. I don't have any because you never know when they're going to come up. You know, also, God, I'd love to have some big dits, you know, it comes out of nowhere, probably. I don't have any of those weird fetishes. You know what? We never dressed you up as a woman ever. Ever. Chelsea Lately. No, I was the only one who didn't do the woman ever. And they they also say that they think that's an Illuminati thing. Oh, really? That they make stars dress up like women in a skit or something. And that means that that's your way of saying, all right, you got my asshole now. I'm really. Yeah, I'm completely. I believe in Satan and I wish I would have. That's all conspiracy. Chill out, people. I don't believe it. OK, I mean, go on. In my defense or if I can just get to me in the Illuminati, I don't know. We did do several things where I was transitioning as Bruce Jenner into. But before there was a real transition. Yeah. On Chelsea Lately, we were doing me transitioning just for fun. So, you know, in this in this world of conspiracy theories, where people would always go, you're great. That's crazy. And now we realize a lot of things have proven to be true. Like, oh, my God, I can't, you know, and everyone told you you're crazy. My mom would tell me would ask me right before Caitlyn transition. Is is Bruce Jenner transitioning becoming a woman? Because it was like in the inquire. Right. And I was like, no, mom, that is just stories. That is just, you know, he's probably just getting like some plastic surgery or something. He's just probably has like a vanity thing going on. And then my mom died. And then I was like, do I take. The vanity for. And show Joe to the grave. Yeah. And you were right. Yeah. You were right. And I was like, crazy mother. You crazy mother. And she was right. She might need some closure on that. Take, you know, whatever you need to take. She knows. So. So basically, how's the 34 years back story? Yes, she was fine. And then it came out that she had slept with a guy, a guy she worked with. Corey Lewin, the Ludenowski. OK. So there was that. Christy did. Yeah. As you know. So but then she said, we want privacy, where I'm staying with my husband. And I guess people started to dig for pictures or whatever. And I mean, it's not hard to find like a fetish website or something. He's all over only fans. He has a bunch of different only fans accounts with different women. Oh, where he's paying for the only thing. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not the model. That's one of the women you see in this picture here that she's one of the women that he paid for a lot of her stuff. And I guess he's into. Her name's Bimbo Bride. Boob quest to make her his Bimbo Bride. Oh, maybe they're just saying that on the California Post. But yeah, so she's some enormous. And he paid for the bigger ones for her. And then he bought her a boob job. That's what it says. OK. And then, of course, he has his, I guess, when you watch. This is what I'm gathering. He watches them, you know, on only fans or whatever, do I don't know what. And then he goes, hang on. Well, you I'm going to put on my big tits. So because it seems like he's not doing anything else. No, no makeup. Nothing on her way. And he's still wearing like a guy T-shirt. Yeah, over the big. I don't know if the big tits are part of the T-shirt or they go on first. Then the T-shirt goes over it because nipple placement is all fucked up. I don't know if you've seen it one or shooting left. The other ones are going wrong. Yeah, they're all over the place. He needs to work on that. Yeah. Wow. And so where are they now in their relationship? I have to try to work it out. I believe as far as I know, I mean. And I assume they have kids. That's that's the tough one. You know, the kids got to see this, I guess. I think they're a little older, which I don't know if that makes it better. But but it was a weird thing because I'm like, well, you know, if anything, he's not nursing is what I'm saying. You know, there's there's two ways to look at it. It can look like, you know, the first obvious way is, you know, based on their political affiliation, many people felt that they were very anti anything like this for others. Right. Yet they yet he does it for himself. And the other part is you should be like, well, look, we really weren't like that because I do it too. We're super open to it. You should embrace us. That could be an angle she should use. You know, yeah, look at us. We're we're into it. We're super. Yeah, we're super open to whatever thing you how everyone you want to live behind closed doors, but nothing's behind closed doors anymore because it's all can be found online. I know. Like because you are talking to someone on OnlyFans, because you are part of a fetish online group, because you are sharing child corn, you know, through websites. Like if you just kept it behind doors truly, then we wouldn't know. But there is no behind. Yeah, like you said, yeah, I always want to know for a guy like this, something that's really embarrassing like this, I just want to know what the day is like after it breaks. Like the day these pictures came out and roll over the place. Like what's the the trip to Starbucks? Yeah, because you're still out in the public eye, you know, like, what is that like the next couple of days going to the friend's house? You know, like, oh, boy, been a rough one up for you. I mean, maybe it'll just be like just like when Caitlin came out. Yeah, where you're like, OK, right. Maybe they are just like, OK. Yeah, I mean, you're you're I mean, you're not hurting anyone. No, not the worst thing. You bought this girl's boob job. Yeah, you're helping support single moms on OnlyFans. You're still staying married. Right. You're just part of a little weird club. Is this an indication that the big boobs are back? Because there was a while there, if you remember, the big boobs were gone for a bit. Remember, everybody was looking. I don't know, smoking is back and super skinny and low genes are back. So maybe 90 hard fake porno tits are going to come. Maybe porno tits are coming back. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you're right. Everything comes back in fashion. All right. This guy, his name is Dante, and he said, I need a Hulu or Netflix to gather all of the mental health experts and do a doc on covid. And how some people how I've always said, I think it would be so I'm surprised there hasn't one out yet. Yeah. So I'm going to tell them how they should do it. OK. We don't need to see the exact same photos and drone photos over and over over again of the empty streets. OK. Can I just say I'm so done with documentarians that only that are going to do a whole thing on someone who went missing or died and they only have three photos. I don't care if they're 60 and weren't part of Facebook. Fucking find more than three photos. Find more than three photos. OK. OK. I'm no. But there are some people who just don't have any photos. No, I think it's a lazy editor. I think it's a lazy editor that and a lazy producer. Go find more photos. Go literally. It's the same. Yeah. It's the same face from the wedding over and over and over again. There's got to have been somebody else that took a photo of you at a party in the last 15 years that we could use that for the doc. We're putting a documentary together. Yeah. So in this, I don't need to see the empty streets. I don't need to have them tell us what happened. We know. Get that quick. What I'd like to see is I want to hear stories about the covid divorce. The covid friendship break up. That could be a whole series of people that actually fell in love because they were like barely dating and then decided to just like move in together because they were already fucking and contaminated each other. Yeah. I want to hear about the person who discovered that their spouse was cheating because there was only one other lady in the whole neighborhood that had covid and then the husband came home with covid and the two dogs knew each other because they were going on walks and they were fucking at this. I'd watch all of that. I that's what I want. And then I want to know here from the person that's forever changed from covid like socially. They never go out. They don't care. They loved it. They wanted it to come back. And then you can maybe hear from someone that wished for some for the world to just shut down and then it happened and they felt guilty the rest of their life. Yeah, we all I did that. No, like I literally I literally said right before it happened. Yeah, I said I was not looking forward to all the stuff that was going to happen at the end of eighth grade for my son. It just was like stressing me out. The Disney trip, the this, the that, the parties that. And I just go, oh, I wish I could just skip this whole next couple months. Yeah. And I said, I God, mean, it happened when you have that ability. When yes. Yeah. And then and then I went on stage and said, Jesus loves me the most and he flicked me to let the world know maybe people shouldn't get multiple vaccines. Right. It's hard being a vessel. It is a vessel. Speaking as a messenger of God is hard. No, I think that's what I want to see. OK, I don't need to see news of what's his name. Who is the guy, the doctor that was always fouching? I don't see that. I don't need to see Gavin with a scratchy voice. We're getting I don't need to see the new shit that we already lived through. Just give me the juice. I'm with you. It feels like a other lifetime. Yeah, it's like so long ago while that went down. It really did. And it was it was a covid jokes were so covid jokes were the best because it was the one thing. Remember, we're all in this together. It was the one thing that you could just tell your covid joke, no matter where. Right. Even if it was still going on or shortly after and the whole place would laugh. Yeah. There's been no other thing like that in life that was like that relatable. Right. Why is the guy driving around alone in his car with a mask on? Yeah, everybody ran that one into the ground. I like it. I like it. It was easy. I think that's when when the world turned on celebrities, too, when they all tried to sing Imagine. Oh, my God. Yeah. And then imagine all the people. Those people that are part of that once in a while, that'll pop up in my feet. And I'm like, how much of an asshole you're in your beautiful California backyard. I remember there were two. They were these funny twins and they were doing a thing of how one was in New York. I got these guys and one was in California. They did a thing of like how different the massive shutdown was. Yes, both places were completely shut down. Right. Cities while Texas were like having high school football games by like March 28. Right. But like or whatever. But but with this, it was like we're walking around in our neighborhoods. He's swimming in a pool like especially if you live in a nice neighborhood, it was like not terrible. You could go and you said, you know, and then how like have like wine parties across the street from people and all that kind of stuff. And then the New York person was just like stuck in their place. Like why the brothers like doing laps and stuff. What a nightmare. What a nightmare. That's what I want to see, though. Speaking of documentaries, if you're just pitch documentaries, I was fascinated to go back to Lamar Odom. Yes. At the very end of that talk, many when I talk about the whore houses and stuff. First of all, I thought that guy was great. The guy who worked at the with the Black Rocker hair that run ran the whore houses. Yeah. And then like when they just show the other like there's the bunny ranch. And then there's all these other ones. He's weird, just trailers in the middle of a desert. I want to there probably is one, but I need to see a documentary on that. Well, I goes like well, I loved I loved that show. Those of that with Airplane Annie and all that. Those girls and like the HBO show. Yes, HBO show where people would like bring their kid to get laid for the first time and be on TV and how they would sit around and like be chosen and how they would act like it was like a good and like they were all like happy hookers and stuff on the show. What I thought was fun fact, you know, interesting is the reason they're so far out there is they're it's only legal in Nevada if the town is under a certain amount of population, which I'm thinking that's a horrible ratio. Right. It should be the opposite. Yeah. So there's seven thousand people in the town, but there's five horror houses. Like what I know. And just trailers like that's why trailers are like no air conditioning. And I'm just like, I know. And then I look just seeing the bed that he was in because it was in like a museum now or something. Yes. And just the bed was like some ugly bed. I'm like, oh, everything about it seems like. And then how the guy I think he's passed that general guy, the guy that owned the yeah, how he like went on the today's show. And he was like, and don't forget to buy my book, The Art of a Pimp. Yeah. And he's like on the today's show, they're like, we're trying to get like they're trying to get the scoop. And they're like, so tell us like how fucked up, you know, Lamar Odom was when he almost died at your horror house or whatever. And then he's like, well, you know, he still wants to come back. He's still welcome to come back. We'd love to host him. We're going to give him 50 percent off. Like I was just like, what? Had a good time. Oh, my God. OK, wait. So Howard Stern, I just thought this was interesting. He doesn't have bizarre rules for stuff. It was an ending. So he has an executive assistant type that was assisting both of them, but in their home in Southampton, where it's like 20,000 square feet. So anyway, she's suing, saying that she was not treated right. And from what I found, it sounded like she only worked there for like a year and a half, and then they let her go like $300,000. Yes. But they also made her work. Yeah. So that's not OK. Oh, yeah. Right. OK. And then, of course, I read like it says is bizarre rules. And I was like, I read them and I'm like, nothing's that bizarre to me. The rules were in NDA. You can't tell the restaurants they like to go to. You can't talk about things like you like. Well, that was the stuff in the NDA. Like what? Just so what? So tell me what it was like. She doesn't talk about the restaurants they like to go to. You can't talk about the where they vacation. I'm like, well, that seems normal. Who would want to? You can't say that if you're, I don't know. I mean, you see an article like this and you're like, this is why they're probably going to get rich. People are probably going to get the robots. Yeah. Because it's like even though that's scary as shit. But I'm like, I mean, after a certain point, you're like, I mean, if you, you know, oh, she looked at me funny. My boss looked at me funny. Oh, they, they said I had to, you know, come in on a Tuesday. And I was like, I'll come in when I want. Like, what's wrong with you? Horrible people. Like it's just like so ridiculous. And then it was that she had all these cats and it made it sound like in the thing that there was like 20,000 cats running around the house. And it was like, no, they, they did have a fostering. Cats rescue. Yeah. But that was part of her. She managed the house. So it was like, oh, she's suing because she had to manage the payroll. She had to manage the caterers coming. Well, that was your job. Yeah. I mean, there was no part of like the good old days where people accused Neal McCamble of throwing a phone at their head. That was when it was fun. That was when it was fun. That was when you're like, and then you're like, that sounds like you had a mean boss. Staying in the Hamptons in a 20,000 square foot house and, you know, tending to a kitten, right, doesn't sound like a hellish ordeal and making 300,000 a year. But, you know, people have to make their money, I guess, or maybe it's really true. How do you feel about the astronauts? They said, your post wrote Artemis to astronaut Christina Koch's thirst traps from space, said social media blaze, drop your arm routine. So as she's floating around and doing selfies with her hair in the air and the earth from the, you know, she has some pretty good biceps. She's a workout girl. And so, you know, people are into it. I feel like no one cares about the story. Oh, I mean, I was into it. OK, so I so I mean, they've gone farther into space that anyone has ever gone ever, which is farther than the girls farther than Katy Perry. Katy Perry went to like Glendale, you know, yeah, further than that. Speaking of Katy Perry, Trudeau, her boyfriend's son, former, former. He's not currently the. No, no, no, no, no, no. He anyway, the sons, you know, he's he's doing some podcasts. OK, son, just saying like Katy's like a nice. He likes her. Yeah, sure. OK, why not? And anyway, so they it comes down in San Diego, which would always be my god, like I just be like, if I was an astronaut and be like, I'm so excited to spend the weekend in San Diego. So they plop, they're going to come plopping down in that little cute thing. Yeah. And Friday and San Diego was in the 70s. Yeah, just a little bit of a little pod. Like the I dream of Jeannie. Yes. Remember the beginning I dream of Jeannie. He came back. Actually, I dream of Jeannie's little. They kind of like this. I know, like these these pink chairs and stuff. I remember watching it as a kid. And I was like, her bottle looks so comfortable. Me too. I wanted to live in the bottle. Yeah. But then I was like, I want to go to the cocktail party. Like, why is he being such a dick? Yeah. Like it was kind of the same thing with I love Lucy. Like, why can't Lucy be in the show? Like you have a nightclub. You're performing every night. Let Lucy be in the show, you asshole. And then like same thing with this one. It was like, I dream of Jeannie. She's all cute and she's like, master, can I go to the thing? And he's like, no, I'm going to the officer's dinner by myself. You just comes back then or just like, shut up woman. It was wild. Say with be witched. She wanted to go do fun things too. And he was like, no, I'm going to the advertising meeting by myself. Yeah. And the thing about be which that I said one day, hopefully in my lifetime, this will happen. Which it is not was that she could get ready like that. Remember, she could your nose and I'm like, oh, every time I'd have to like start getting ready from scratch, I'm like, I wish I could just twitch my nose and be completely dressed, hair, makeup done. That was good time. Yeah. I've been doing this test recently with my phone. Oh, yeah. What's that? Well, you know how you go, you know, you're talking about something and then you you're like, oh, I need to get I want to get some patio furniture. And you talk to your friend about patio furniture and then you go to the bathroom. Oh, and you check my phone. It's all patio furniture. I believe it's gotten to the point where it's actually. So I just think about. So I've been doing that. And it's happening, right? It's happening. I know. I know. I'm not saying I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll think about it. I'm like, I kind of want to see a story about this person. And I'll just kind of go. And I'll open my phone and it's like the second one is it. And it's not the biggest story. It's not the biggest thing. Yeah. And I won't say it. So I feel like the next thing is I'm going to be able to twitch my nose. We're getting there and turn into Sabrina that he'd wet. And Peter's going to be able to take his gyrocopter into space. Yeah. And hopefully not return. I mean, I wonder if it's, you know, because these guys, these astronauts, there's three, three Americans and a Canadian of the four of them. And they all had to say goodbye to their families. So I wonder if there's like one wife who'd be like, oh, Jesus, can this guy just. Yeah, because remember the other people were gone for so long. Yeah, the two of them. Yeah. And I was like, are they like still are they friends? Are they talking? It was just like. Yeah. Or you're just like, no, we're good. And I'm saying you got to move on with it. I mean, I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just going on with your life. Like he passed away. When Helen Hunt. You know, she leaves. She thinks Hank's is dead. He comes back. She's married to Mr. Big. Chris Knoth. Right. Craziness. God. Yeah. I always wonder about that too. But I. Again, I've said it over. I never, ever want to go to space. That one. When. No. When Sandra Bullock's character was like floating around by herself. OK. And then she eventually did get to drop in into the pod or whatever. And I just heard her legs look so good. But I was just like, I just think how happy I mean, I get happy when I can see LAX. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh, we're so close. I can't imagine like being in space and then just being like, can we how far off are we to San Diego? Well, San Diego is a beautiful place. And I hope they have a fun, cute weekend there. I hope so too. Yeah. And well, they went to, but then I'm not kidding. They're literally like, you could see it all over the internet. People like, they're in Burbank. It's fake. They're in front of the green screen. I know now people are like, shut up. And you know, there's just like everything is nothing's real anymore. And maybe that's true. I don't know. But I thought it was pretty cool. I think this, I think this is real. Yeah. I, the picture didn't look unique to me though. Well, I mean, you've seen those types of. Oh, it's the backside of the moon. I'm like, okay. Yeah. I don't know. Well, everyone wants to see like an alien. That's what everyone wanted. You know, it's like, oh, this is boring. I want to see. Yeah. Oh, there was some other guy that just was doing a podcast talking about, yeah, they're the aliens. We talked to them or whatever. Yeah. I always think that the one really crazy story on the, on the TikTok internet is when they thought like aliens took over that, um, mall in Miami. Look it up. It is weird. The mall in Miami, like they took it over. It's just, it's so bizarre. So you're saying the only people going to malls now are aliens? At least somebody's going. Where's the Jamba juice? Yeah. It was like, I don't know though. It could all be fake, but it was like all these, and these people have talked about. And the same thing is remember the people that said there were these giant like figures, that they can like see through them. Oh. They're like eight or nine feet tall, but they're not like solid beings. It's more like a sh, like a, and they said they saw like in the backyard of the house in Las Vegas. Yeah. Well, those are, yeah. Yeah. But then what they say too is then something that's on your phone. And I've heard this from people not regarding aliens stuff where they filmed something that's very highly sensitive to something the government doesn't want us to know. And then they don't delete it, but it gets deleted like a video. Really? Like without their, like about certain people that, you know, were assassinated that some people think are not, maybe not assassinated that way. People that had filmed it, it's no longer like on their phone. Oh man. So I'm, so I go, let me see that. Yeah. Yeah. So let me go see that video that's been dismissed. I mean, that's how crazy the world we live in. It's a movie. We're living in a movie. So just enjoy it. A few weeks ago, I think Barack Obama was on a podcast and he goes, oh yeah, there's definitely aliens out there. And he's on, he's on like, he's not on Joe Rogan. He's not on even Michelle Obama's. He didn't even save it for his wife's podcast. He said it on like Timmy Tom's or something. Timmy Tom's in the sports run. He's like, what? I know. And then it just kind of went away. I'm like, people don't, that's, I feel like that's the biggest story of all time. I'm like, yeah, we got a guy who's got big tits over here. Yeah. Nobody, nobody cares. They're like, yeah, people might or may or may not be eating babies and they're, but you know, and they're made up by aliens here. So quick. Because I feel like that's why I'm like, if you're in some shit, like, like, you know, I said this on the other day where Blake Lively with a, you know, everything that happened with her, I'm like, if she would have just ignored some of the shit she was reading online all a year and a half ago, like she just, she thought the whole world was like, give it six days. Nobody cares. I think it's literally down to six days and it's like over with like Taylor, Frankie, Paul, that whole story, she's in court today. They have mutual restraining orders against each other. She's able to see the little boy, supervise visits for eight hours a week. It's going to work out. They should stay the fuck away from each other. They did it virtually. Everyone's like, who cares about that story anymore? I mean, honestly, and you and I, we live in this world. We look at this stuff. People who don't, like they're not in like a world of pop culture. They really don't care. Yeah. I bring these stories up to like my friends who cat and cat are like, who's Frankie Taylor, Paul? I'm like, oh, let me tell you. Like, why would I know that? I'm like, I don't know. It's just the shit I know. I'm not proud. It's just out there. Yeah. And, um, okay. The last one is this water polo star. This was a story we talked about. Yeah. Harvard Westlake. It's a school down the street here. My wife went there and a lot of people. Very expensive. Coed, private, non-religious school. It's been around a long time. Yeah. It's a very exclusive private school here in Los Angeles. $52,000 and basically a year. And basically this young man is suing the school. And I believe the guy that he was his bully, his assaulter, everything. It was water polo. Yeah. And I, as someone who had a sudden play water polo, I mean, it is skimpy outfits. It is very, very skimpy. And it's like, you're watching, you're there and you're like, I don't even know if I feel okay sitting here. Like watching all these young bodies. Like it is, it's weird. I mean, they should be able to do it. But they're like, so the, this guy, this kid is black and, you know, and they would say racial things to him, but then they also digitally penetrated them. So I guess with their fingers, they would go up while he's taking a shower. I don't know what they were doing. And this one guy in particular had written text kind of admitting to it, being like, oh, I'm sorry. And the lawsuit, of course, you want to sue the kid, but you also, they're suing the school. They're saying the school didn't do enough. And I'm like, you know, that's why you pay for a private school. Well, it's. So that you kid does not get harassed and bullied. Like are you fucking kidding me? Exactly. That's what people are saying now. Like, could you imagine being $52,000 a year to still have this stuff happen? Yeah, I understand when you're, you know, that's why you're like, I mean, I used to look at like a public schools when I was in high school and like there was a movie called 1984. It was like punkers. And I was like, Michael J. Fox. Yeah. It looked, it looked like a prison. Like, so you were like, no, I can't send my daughter to go to the prison and like she's got to go. And then you're like, I'm going to be with Morgan Freeman. Remember that movie? Like just the, the hallways were just as fires burning. Yeah. Just like people fighting. I'm like, God. And you wonder why people are like, you know what, maybe we could do homeschooling now with the help of AI and computers. Like maybe I don't need my kid being digitally penetrated for $52,000 a year. Like I get it, but I hate that, that the teachers just and that's a problem. Like there's been stories where, you know, these rich kids, their parents that like donate so much. Yeah. What are you going to do when there's a dispute between two kids? You're going to get rid of the person that gives you an extra 500 grand. Right. Or the one that was like paying the normal amount or maybe even on scholarship. I mean, I kind of live in this world a little bit, you know, I mean, my daughter goes to one of the, the school that is the feeder school to this school, more or less. Yes. So the hope is that one day my daughter will be digitally penetrated. I mean, I guess on in a water polo game. You know, speaking of my old school, St. Mel's, they did a thing on the Today Show with Brian Cranston and Jenna Hager Bush. Jenna Bush Hager. Oh, Jenna Bush Hager. Yeah. And it was like, are you lying or not? Or something, some little game they were playing. Yeah. And she was like, when did you get, where did you get your first telecommunication or something like that? And Brian Cranston goes, oh, I was nine and it was St. Mel's. And she starts laughing and she's like, obviously you're lying. There's no school called St. Mel's. And he's like, no, there is a St. Mel's in Woodland Hills. I don't think he did it, but he just, he was telling the lie and thought of the school because he grew up in Woodland Hills or something like that. And yeah, so it's just like, I don't know, that was my school, St. Mel's, and it does exist, but. Still, still going. Still going, but it was always such a, it was such a weird name. It does seem like it's a fake name, but there is a St. Mel's then. That's why. But people would be like St. Mel's smells, you know, that's always nice to harass people. But I don't know what's going to happen to this kid. He had to move to Spain. Well the other kids moved to Spain. The other kids moved to Spain, so he could still do water polo and, and I guess be far away. Many seas away from this guy swimming up his asshole. Yeah. I mean, sports, I've never been, you know, I was never into sports. I mean, I like sports, but I was never good enough to be on like a team. So I feel like all sports, there's some sort of weird, you know, like, I don't know what you would call it. I don't know if this is like rough would be not that I'm not, I'm not saying it's good or bad, you know, good, but it's like a rough housing thing or something. I don't know. It's weird. It is weird. I feel like there's a culture in sports that is like. I mean, that kind of vibe. I think that the idea of putting your kid into sports is good because it builds teamwork and working together, but it also breeds like a really competitive person. But it also leads to rape and murder. Yeah. It also leads like, you know, like cheerleading. Remember the cheerleading mom person where their daughter didn't make the squad or something. So she like set out to like kill the other girls. So there'd be a spot. Yeah. I remember I didn't make the cheerleading squad. And the day I found out, I was just like devastated. And my mom was so. Why didn't you make because you weren't a good cheerleader or you didn't have the look or what was it? I'll tell you exactly why you didn't have the moves. I'll tell you exactly why. Okay. So it was crispy. So all the Louisville girls tried out. And it was JV. We were all only sophomores around the JV team and then juniors and seniors were on the senior varsity team. And so many juniors were coming back to be on the varsity. There was only four spots. But there was like nine of us trying out for four spots. Okay. And we had to try out in front of the guys. Oh, the guys were voting for us. Yeah. Yeah. That's very strange. Yes. Because I don't have a boyfriend. I, you know, I was told I was beautiful by two people in my life. My parents. But apparently I wasn't. No, let's not. I've seen the photos. Anyway, I had so I'm just going from one to 10 around that time. What are you? I think of a solid 5.756. No, you're higher than that. I've seen some of the early pictures. You definitely higher. I don't. I was okay. Yeah. Anyway, I had these chicken legs. This one guy told me I used to watch you cheer and I thought, how does she stand? How can possibly those things work? That's what he said. I was like, wow. I had a lot of issues with which kind of socks I wanted to wear. Now I just go, I don't care. And I'm wearing the like the kind that don't even show that go just under your ankle. But I thought almost like a leg war me type of would would balance out my tiny ankle. Like a scrunch. Like a scrunchie. Hooters waitress. Yes. And then they were like, well, you can't be the only one wearing these weird socks, Heather. We all have like, you know, sexy little normal sized legs. Okay. So then I did the thing and I was like so stressed. I hadn't eaten. I was so nervous to do this dumb routine with my friend who was the hottest Heather. Yeah. In all of the San Fernando Valley. And then there was just me, the Heather McDonald one. What do you know who what's become of the hot Heather? Oh yeah. I'm friends with her still. Oh really? She's still hot. Okay. That's good. So she still looks great. Okay. We did the routine and I feel like we have to like answer questions of like why we want to be cheerleader with these guys. Yeah. I started to feel like nauseous and I run and they said, and then they're like, oh, she's an anorexic with those legs, but I just really wasn't ever because I just felt like so scared and nervous. I could throw up. So then that was like on a Thursday and then we're going to find out on Monday. So then Friday we go to a party. We were always at people's part. Everyone always had parties. Your parents were gone and we could always find a party off of Wells. Okay. You just drove down Wells and saw, you know, trans Am's parked somewhere and you're like, let's go. So then I was at this party and I see the daughter of who's trying out for Trillion as well, whose mother is the head of the whole Trillion thing. And I see her and I'm like, hi Penny. And she's like, like she just avoiding the eye contact. Oh no. And I was like, that's happened to me now a few more times in life and I detect it now. Yeah, you know where? I know you're older and wiser. You're often. And then that day we had to drive to the school and see the list and my friend went and called me and she's like, you and I both didn't make it and I bald crying. But then it was like, you know, the first time I experienced, you know, life's rejection is God's protection. And my mom was like, you're not good. Yeah. That was the first time she was honest about my talent. She's like, you really should be like singing and doing acting and like you can't do that if you're on this quad. But also so the so for the hotter people got it. Right. And then when the other people left and they needed people senior year, then that same daughter came and said, I really think you should try out because now we could use you. And I'm like, no. Too late. No, I'm going to act and sing and do a, you know, night mother. I'm going to do music man. Yeah, right. Pick a little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, no, not doing it. Good for you. Go. Yeah. And that was the story. So yeah, it's it was stressful. Well, I made the football team. You did. Eighth grade. Yeah. Well, I think they took everybody and I made the team, which was that was where the embarrassment began for me because they had broken us up into two squads, right? The people who played and the people who didn't play. And I was on the people who didn't play squad. And one day we were playing a game against the other school whose losers, each other, the losers were playing the losers. And one of the dads of the good players came to that game thinking it was a real game. Okay. And I was standing on the sidelines. I don't think they had pads. Like they had run out of pads and they were like, well, just he doesn't need pads. He's never going to get in the game. Yeah. And they're like in a uniform, but no pads underneath it. You're basically destroying today's Lulu lemons. More or less. And then the father comes and the other good players are there in regular clothes. Yeah. They're not playing. They're like, we're just coming to watch the loser game. Oh. And the father comes walking up and he says, where's Tony, my son? And one of the kids who's on the good team turn, he goes, this is your son's not here. This game's for the losers. And he refer, he pointed to me like these as I was the loser, like it's for these people. Look at him. He's so, look at his body. Like he's not an athlete. And he, so I was the reference point of the loser. And I was like, oh yeah. Okay. So now I'd say you're better off not making the team, I think. My earliest memory is it was like kindergarten or first grade. And you know how they would teach you how to hold a pencil? Yeah. I was like, I wrote my own way, which was like this. And they brought someone into like observe the school. And I was just writing my own with my own like, this is the way, instead of writing like this, I wrote like this. Okay. Okay. I wrote like that. Yeah. And I was doing it and this girl goes, look at it. Look at how they, look at how she's holding her, her pencil. She must be retarded. Oh no. Yeah. What's wrong with her? Yeah. And then I was like, okay. Isn't it funny? And I was like, okay, mom, I guess I have to learn how everyone else writes now. Because I was like, so. You're bullied into doing it right. Exactly. Chris, where can I ever see you again? Oh my God. You guys know the place Buffalo Helium next week, April 15th, Comedy Bar in Toronto, Comedy at the Carlson and Rochester, April 17th. New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut, April 30th. Brokerage, Belmore, Long Island, May 1st and 2nd. And Nashville, Zanies, May 29th and 30th. Frenjola.fun has all my dates. Go there. Come out, see me live up close. Free meet and greets, everything. I do it all. I come out and meet the people. I hang out. We have a lot of fun. And I don't know how much more I have in me, you know, like road flying across the country and all that. Sherry's been saying that for a long time. I know. So have I. I try to threaten them. I try to threaten them. You've got to threaten them. But and then you and I, May 9th, May 9th, I'm looking forward to so much fun. And HeatherRickDoll.net for me. And you know, you love my parents. Is there an after party on May 9th? Absolutely. But here's what I want to know. What? Like for real, like a real after party, not just me, you and Brandy and Julie sitting at a table. I'm talking like Netflix after party. All right. Well, let me find out. Yeah. Because there probably is. It's a whole thing. It's another place where the other people will want us. I feel like there's a bunch of different shows going on that night. Right. I know. All around town. And not all of them are sold out. No, I know. I that's congratulations. That's a that's great. Well, I mean, I feel very lucky, but I love that I have my favorites and you guys are going to be there. And I think that also helps. And I'm just, yeah, I'm relieved. Yeah. I'm relieved because I just didn't know what that would look like when, you know, all these other hot young ins. The reason I bring up after parties because I mean, I don't think I've been to that part where Avalon is that Hollywood. I'll make sure Hollywood proper. I don't think I've been there in 20 years. OK, well, I will try to get a student by to a real party. If not, we're going to have our own party. But I want it to be like a Hollywood party. Like we show up as people, paparazzi popping. Oh, I can make that happen. Please do. OK. Oh, I mean, the last time I called them, I went to your tenure and there was a paparazzi thing out front. Oh, yeah, we had all that. Yeah, I know. And I got stuck behind the dance moms. She shows up in her wheelchair, took her 45 minutes to get down the sidewalk and I'm stuck behind her. You were the star that night. Yeah. Don't you worry. Thank you very much. Love you. Bye. With WOOP, you can focus on living better for longer, understand your sleep, optimize your training and build habits that support your well-being. WOOP gives you personalized insights into your sleep, your recovery, your strain and the patterns that may influence how you feel. With more clarity and consistency, you can create routines that support you throughout the year. 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