The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

Good morning, girl, is it's the tallos? It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes? It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. It sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Tuesday. Ryan Lacti was on season one of Traders. Thank you. Star, Astor, kids Wednesday. So sorry about that. Not me accurately predicting who would make a good Traders cast and lo and behold, the casting team thought so as well. Yeah, I'm glad we all agreed. You are where it's Wednesday. You're kidding. Yeah, good news for you. Well, that for me. Wait, you're kidding. Yeah, Wednesday. Yesterday, the year toasters. Oh, yesterday, the year toasters. Yeah. Okay, so sorry everyone. Happy Wednesday. Already issuing a correction. Yeah, as Ben would say, it's probably the injection's getting to me. I have to tell you something. So yesterday, yeah, you guys are probably wondering what I looks different. I finally, after two years, got Botox and Limp filler. Now my upper lip is very swollen. You're talking a little different too. My upper lip, like it hurts. Like it's very swollen. No, I've been. Just bear with me. And Ben is one, I forgot because I haven't gotten like any sort of Botox and so long. Ben is so dramatic. He keeps calling it the injections. Okay, so this morning, I was like, oh my god, I am so tired. Ruby is running nose. So like it was not the best night's sleep. I'm just tired. I'm allowed to be fucking tired. I wake up and I'm like, I am so tired. And Ben is like, you think it's the injections? Like, I'm like, no. Like the injections calm down. Like he's being so dramatic yesterday and he was like, and like, what's in these injections? I'm like, I don't fucking know who cares. He's like, leave me alone. He's being so dramatic. Botox, because it's toxic. I actually got Disport. They were like, do you have a preference? And I was like, honestly. Disport or dat port? I'm like, the cheaper port, please. Like it was an expensive afternoon. Yeah, I don't care. So if I'm looking different, it's the Disport. Yeah. Do I myself what you did? Sure, I did Disport in my forehead. That's like Botox. But I was having to explain to the doctor my cat. Like, I'm kind of like a comedian, like a personality. It is a new doctor I've never been to. And so I'm on camera a lot. And so I still like to emote. You know, I don't want to be totally frozen. So she understood. And then I was telling her about like my upper lip saga, which she also understood. She gave me what I believe is a kiss. Excuse me? Oh, well, she gets me. Excuse me? She gets saying to the nurse like a kiss. So I think that's just like when your upper lip needs to be a little, because she didn't put anything in my lower lip. My lower lip is like fine and normal. Oh, interesting. My upper lip curls up when I smile. I'm so she did a little Botox under my nose. Oh my god, it was so fucking painful. And then I also got a full body check while I was there. What? No, nothing. What? No, nothing. Cardboard, Koji, it goes for injections. Cardboard, Koji, you need to go for injections, because you already commented about the price of Disport versus Botox. Okay, I don't know what the difference is. And I'm sure like I got the word. I'm sure I got the more expensive one, because I was just like, yeah, whatever you recommend. Just throwing money at the problem. Yeah, so Cardboard, Koji, I spent $3,000. So would Card, sorry, 2000. Would Cardboard, Koji ever do it? No, just two K on a random afternoon. But I was watching our show with the best show on our earth. Seriously, the greatest show. And it's interesting. Our eyebrows up until today, both of our eyebrows, like move so much, like we're so emotive. The face, I pulled an unremarkable student. I don't know that I could have made that face if I had Botox. So enjoy this moment for what it is. The show is very expressive as am I. But yeah, our fire heads were moving more than they probably ever. Our fire heads. Or than they ever moved in the show. I know. I was thinking that, like I remember when I was doing stand-up, I was doing less Botox, because it really was so important that I move. And now I seriously don't care. You guys are shows amazing regardless of whether my eyebrows move. And they don't. And a lot of you listen as a podcast. Oh, true. So this is irrelevant. Yeah, so I'm just like filled with stuff. With toxins and injections. And I'm jealous. Whatever. Like she could have seriously put anything in there. But that's like the good cut. Even the crunchy mom's like they still do Botox. Of course. And I also like not to bring down the mood. Back like beyond the pale. Not to bring down the mood. But while I was there, like they said, you know, we have also. Because it was a cosmic dermatologist. And we're like, also you should get a full body check. And like sure. Even though there's something so humiliating about a full body check, I make my full body. Like the whole thing, like even under my shirt. And so yeah, I did a whole body check. And yeah, not me having something irregular on my back. It's been biopsy. So stay tuned. That's good that you did that though. It's good that I did that. Like I wasn't expecting like full body checks. There's just sort of supposed to go off without a hitch. And she did my back very last. So it's sort of like scrolling there on my phone. And she was like, you know, I see something irregular. And you're back. And I'm like, I'm biopsy yet. So I had to get numb. It hurt so fucking bad. She scraped it off. So yeah, tune in next week to find out if it's melanoma. Like, okay. And I just feel like if I make a lot of it, it won't be melanoma. If I keep calling it. I also feel like, you know, lab's got a lab. I know. You know what? She was giving Sally. Like I think she just wanted to scrape my back. Yeah. That's what she's trained to do. Like, even though I was like, can I say and she like zoomed in on her like little stethoscope and to picture her, man? You can understand. I was irregular. It was not regular for sure. But there's a million things that a regular could be. A lot of them, like, good. Nothing. Yeah. So, hopefully. But I just feel like if I keep saying it's melanoma, like it won't be, you know? Yeah. This is your time to get your skin checked, guys. Yeah. And it's nice that like, you didn't even have to like, seek it out. Like, it's just sort of like, phone. I was never going to go. You were never going to go. Yeah. So that's really good. Yeah. So stay tuned. You know, for the results. Well, I'm really excited about your new lips. You know, when I love, I love work done. Yeah. And work was done. And then also we like laid out future plans. Like, for, you know, my next 10, 15 years, that was fun. You had a 10 to 15 year plan. Yeah. To that office to accommodate all of your plans. Okay. It's not that many. And yeah. Like, what sort of plan? Well, I was just, I don't want to say it because then, like, people start pointing it out, you know, like something that bothers me about my face. I totally agree. Because people, like, even if they never noticed it, it'll be like in my comments. And you guys feel like her blank is getting blank, you know? I completely believe it. So I'll tell you after. Leave your insecurities dormant. Like when Chris Appleton went up to say, what we hate about ourselves. Nothing. And I'm certainly not going to tell the internet. Like, I can understand like why that's a good exercise and self care. But like, everybody's also a man. Like, no, but also like, we're, it's not just the three of us in the room. Like, 1000%. I'll tell you off camera. A thousand percent. Sit down. How much time do you have? 1000%. Yeah. It's not really an activity for the public square. I know it's not for public consumption. Like, it's just not. Sorry. So if you want to know, you guys, guess. No, I'm getting don't. Um, no, I won't. And that's very exciting. I'm a couple months behind you. But enjoy these weeks while you have them. Enjoy these eyebrows. Lots of, lots of, lots of motion. Not even. You look so great. Well, you know, I've been using my pads, my viral pads. She did mention the pads that doctor. She said, have you tried these viral pads that I saw my favorite Instagram or Instagram? And I said, actually, that's my sister. Yeah. What about the sister? Yeah, right. I said, that's literally my sister. Um, the pads are padding. So I can tell you don't even need to go to the doctor. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. Um, the pads are padding. So I can tell you don't even need to go to the doctor. No, but like, imagine once I go to the doctor plus I'm using the pads 12 years old. Thousand percent. 12 year old. I aim to be 12 alert alert. Minor on the loose. I'm a company minor. You're going to look so young and when you get on a plane, they're going to say, where's your shop? We're on lit man. Where's your shop room? Man. Where's your shop room? Miss. Little miss. Little girl. And we did not watch Tommy Liza's last night because we were playing mahjong. So sorry about that. Um, recap will be coming tomorrow. Yeah. And also Kim is on Chloe in Wonderland today. Apparently she's talking about all the things including what we literally asked her for the Meghan Markle photos. And I didn't read about it. I'm going to watch the episode today. We'll talk about it tomorrow. I need to hear it from her lips straight from the full of context, full of facial expressions as much as they can emote. Even though she tried Botox once and didn't like it. Even though, okay, I'm actually so glad you brought that up because on my way, I was thinking about how on Chloe in Wonderland, one of the questions in part one was like, what's the plastic surgery or cosmetic thing that you can't live without? And Kim said probably Botox. And like, remember when she got Botox on TV and said she was allergic to it. And so we were supposed to be believing this whole time that like, she wasn't getting Botox because she like has her eyes. So whatever. Yeah. Like, okay. There was an error where the Kardashians were so like annoying about that. Like, memory and Kim got her buttocks right? Like girl. Right. Like, can we just say it? I don't know. It's like the one thing that they like. She won't. Right. Like, now they've embraced like Kim got her face. So Kris got her face lift. Kylie's shared her breasts. Like, come on. Yeah. Chloe's too. Like Chloe's is kind of crazier than Kim's. Yeah. All the girl. Well, no, not Courtney not. Not Courtney not Kendall. Oh, did you see Kendall's commercial? Yeah, it's a story. Okay, we'll talk about it because I thought it was so great. Yeah, I did as well. Um, might have to get out the Toasty Lions list. I know. And I never thought we'd be getting out the Toasty Lions list for Kendall Jenner. No. Or so soon. Like, I just felt like the bar was too high. I guess with Super Bowl coming up, you know, the marketers are marketing. Right. It's almost that time you guys be careful like you for what you get targeted with. They're vying for placement on Toasty Lions. But we do have to add to Toasty Lions Bruno for a better while. He did ads for dental health treats. Okay. Which is just hysterical. I feel like we're you're right. Now like people released their Super Bowl commercials like was the fabric, the fabric yeah, because she's well, it was a pre Super Bowl commercial because she's on her way to the Super Bowl in this commercial. Oh, right. And then I think there'll be a commercial in the Super Bowl because I hate it. Like, why can't the Super Bowl commercials just like air during the Super Bowl and have it be special? Like, no, people have to release it three days and we're out there to make commercials leading up to the commercials. It's like people are doing too much. Yeah, but like you spend so much on this commercial, I understand wanting to like beef it up. But it bit every good is all I'll say. And this is good. So this is enjoyable. But like when it's done again, like dunking in. Agreed with more Duncan. Well, if you want to know who the Duncan's are rooting, yeah, the Duncan's are rooting for it. They've already made that clear. Yeah, because they're zero Duncan Donuts in Seattle, Washington, which is crazy, but there's like 3000 in Boston. But didn't Starbucks start in Seattle. So they might have a monopoly on the state. Oh, this is kind of like this Seattle Starbucks. Starburst. Starburst. I think I'm ready for Starbucks. I locate Starbucks every single morning. I don't go to Starbucks. I like their supermarket products. You guys know, I like the medium. Oh, yeah. That's huge for me. I don't know if coffee mate was a team, I would be rooting for them too. But I think I might be rooting for the Seattle Starbucks. I might be rooting for the Seattle egg white bites. I know. Just something to think about. Something to think about. Well, we still have to sell it a fair game day plans. We do have to sell it a fair game day plans. Who wants to have a kid messy kitchen? Because wherever we go, Ben's going to cook. We know. So it's like you are a little bit. I'm scared. Unless we go out, but like that's not fun. No, no. I don't want to have a relax and a real true American super bowl. Yeah, I need to line up my zip-out shot so I'm free to eat what I want. So yeah, I wait myself this morning. What are you down? 12 pounds. And I look exactly the same. What's fucking sad in the room? That's true. And your energy is lighter. When you start shedding the weight and you're feeling good, you have a different. Or a. Or a. Yeah. I had taken a couple a week off from wanting myself because I got my period. There's just no use on going on that on that emotional roller coaster. That's not my periods over tonight. Do I tell you guys I'm here? It's like a parody shirt. We manufactured it. So it should make it only we should do a line of like eternity merch, the period collection. Yeah. Right that time. We have a lot of big ideas. What else? Well, we have a maternity for eternity. Of course. Oh, you mean a lot of merch idea. And our men's collection paternity. Yeah, love that. Oh, yeah, we have a lot of merch ideas. Now that we're eternity merch, like the possibilities are endless. The rerunless. Yeah. We need redheads merch. You know, the redheads have a new jua de v. It feels like kind of a maybe it's only because it's the new year, but it feels like a lot of like a renewed rebirth energy. Yeah. Amongst our brands are branding. Yeah. It does. I feel like how has your January, has your January January, January as we close out the month soon? Did I say that I had a resolution? I feel like you did. I think it was my set bound, right? Like I had already started two weeks early. That's not like a resolution, but I feel like you said eating healthy is not my only. Well, you didn't come on here to say you're going to eat healthy. Like I said, I'm sorry, my health journey. That's not. No, no, no. I do feel like you had a resolution. It's not good that we can't remember it. Because I'm obviously not keeping up on it. If it was my subscriptions, I'm kind of crushing that. I can't think my peak rock when I get home. I feel like it didn't. But do you feel like you have successfully joined you? Are you? No. I feel like you have. I haven't been home. So like I haven't been on top of my shit. But you've been on top of your work. Like toast. I've been crushing it at work. It's terrible. You're on your zip-down weight loss journey. You have a new face. It's actually true. Like you've accomplished a lot from January 1st to January 28th. Like you've done a lot. Yeah, I guess. Thanks for helping me up. So, Vio. Thank you. But I'm not in really a position to January so hard. I know. But I'm meeting my, she'll be January in April. So come back. April 1st. Yeah. April 7th. If we're going to be like, get the month all the way. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Look, I guess. Let's get into the stories. Yeah. There's not to discuss. I feel like we keep waiting. We also got $100,000 haircuts like in January. I got $50,000. I only got half a haircut. But you got like the front, which is the important half. Yeah, but I'm a $50,000. I'm walking around with this hair, $50,000. This hair? Honnethow. It's something though. Honnethow, we're going to have a good time. That's a hands up to this guy. We going a toasty tonight. If you think we're going to, we are going to get toasty tonight. You're plans tonight? I actually do have plans tonight. So do I. But I also think I'll be getting toasty. Yeah. Do you feel? Yeah, I got plans tonight. Do you got plans tonight? I'm going to get to know tonight. No. Do you got plans tonight? I'm a couple hundred miles from Japan tonight. Yeah, plans tonight. Do you want to share them? No, she's private. Yeah. We've got big plans. Big, big plans. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I got some big, big plans. But a little has that. I'm going to have to go on forever with this game. Oh, yeah. That would be a fun game. Beatron. Where we play the game where you say a word and then you have to go back and forth. It's literally pitch perfect. The riff. The riff off. We are the riff off podcast. The riff off live. I'm just going to go back and forth. No, we just have to do it. Like the riff off. The bass, I hope. That do. We're just sort of like circling the drain now. No, I had like one more thought on our riff off. But if you have a day where like your brain and your mouth aren't connected. Well, you have a different mouth, so that would make sense. Oh, there's an likely issue as better as I say. You're like, it's the injection. Your brain is not connected to your new mouth. I'm just feeling like kind of like crazy, you know? Like my eyes, my brain and my mouth are three different organs. Well, you're holding it together really well. Oh, really? You're holding like crazy person? Yeah. No. Oh, okay, good. Here we go. Well, we go further. Did it do? It's crazy ass podcast. Here are the fast-paced stories that you need to do to know. Speaking of January, are you starting off 2026, transitioning off of a GLP1? We've all been there. It is one of the hardest things in a while. To soon January hard enough. Last year. 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Like the whole commercial, the concept, like 10 out of 10. The execution, 10 out of 10, she looked gorgeous. Whatever filter they had, it was so like south of France. It was so gorgeous, Gina Vagina, the styling. I loved everything about it and you just know who's rolling over in her grave is that Ben Simmons sister. Remember when Ben Simmons sister was like coming for Kendall, like, that she wanted to eat a cookie or something? It was so weird. I think cookies like from Slice and Make and- And she like cut them weird. Wow. Okay. Mom. Who's laughing now Ben Simmons sister? Wow, you really are disgusting. Wow. Really are disgusting. Um, this was so good. And you know what, shout out, I didn't even know Fanatic's had a sport book, you know, I know that. I thought they made merch and they like throw parties. I don't really know what they do, but now I know they're also a sport. Fanatic's is merch. Yeah. I found myself there now as a boy, mama. Oh. They have nice Cowboys merch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they have Fanatic's sports book. So you can bet on the Super Bowl. Um, that's the message. Honestly, like the message got through that's also part of a Toasty line is like, did I successfully understand the mission? Right. And like what your brand does. Yeah. The funniest part of the commercial was at the end. Like she's joking the whole time about how like she's, you know, cursed and her siblings are cursed and everyone that they date, like, stinks at their game, whatever. She bets on it and makes money. And then she's like, oh, the Kardashian curse. And she's like, that's not even my last name. Oh my God. I didn't even see that part of the commercial. It's the last line of the commercial when she's sitting on the plane. That's hilarious. It's expertly written. AI could never. I need to give Kendall a lot of credit for agreeing to this concept. Not only to make fun of herself and her exes, but I felt like there were things in there that I would have assumed that she would not ever speak on. No, like make fun of herself or like, I feel like she takes a lot of pride in her driving, like the ditch cars and the fact that she made a joke like she can't drive. And then she drove backwards. It's really funny and self-debricating. And I do sometimes she comes off as like a little bit humorless and like all of this sort of dispelled that. No, this is such, she should have done it. I'm sure she got paid. I don't want to talk about how much she got paid. I'm sure she got paid a lot. This is something she should have done for free because everyone's talking about it's so positive for her. I think yes, she does often come off as like humorless and also takes herself really seriously with like her horses and her hobbies. And it's just like, okay, you're an nerd. So this was great for her image and a huge payday. I would love to know how much she got paid. She did post. The commercial on her Instagram, right? That's how I saw it. Oh, I don't know. Chris also posted it. Yeah, so like the social deliverables, she probably gets at least a million dollars for like an Instagram. And then like her day rate, her name and likeness, I want to say this is like a five six million dollar payday for her. And I think it also just went a long way not only financially, but just boosting morale for Kendall because she does sort of fall flat a lot on the show, her personality. Yeah, also, I think this is part of a larger commercial package just because of the story that they're telling. So I think it's really good to be on her way to the Super Bowl to go mess with some players and bet. She's obviously going to be in San Francisco, like with the game with fanatics. Yes. In the fanatics suite or wearing a fanatic shirt. Yes, it's a larger partnership. And I think there will be another commercial that airs during the game. That's a really good call about her time, who she's betting on for the game because, you know, maybe the joke is she's dating someone on one of the teams. So they will lose. I can't remember because I feel like we've sort of gotten to a place with Super Bowl, like Super Bowl fatigue. The commercials, it's like how many celebrities can we put and like it's not funny anymore. It's very hard to stand out unless you're going to like make me cry. Like, remember that like farmer's dog one that like made us cry. It's hard to stand out just because everybody's like literally uses all their budget for their Super Bowl commercial and it's just not funny anymore. And it's hard to stand out. And so I can't remember a time in recent history where I've loved a commercial so much. And so shout out to fanatics for like bringing joy back. Yeah. I feel like the last two, three years we've come on and we just like roast everyone because it's like no one, it's like just how many celebrities can we get. Yeah. And unless it's like the perfect synergetic partnership between celebrities, you know, like this. So still I may be done by this celebrity. Otherwise it's like why'd you pay all this money, throw a celebrity at the thing? Like people don't even like some of these people like. Yeah, it's so unmemorable. Yeah, they're not like actually influential in terms of like buying power. No, but it is really interesting to see like who from the internet, who from reality TV gets plucked to first Super Bowl because it's sort of like a what's sort of looking for? Help me. It's not like a right of a pat. No, no, that's what I was going to say, but it's not a right of passage. It's like a marker to like take you from the next level. If you get picked from like the slums of the internet and reality TV into this like prestigious and it happens every now and then. And I am really curious to see like who from TikTok is going to make it this year. Like well, Alex Earl. Well, she was in Poppy. Yeah. And Carl's Jr. Was that a Super Bowl commercial? I don't know. I don't think so. We might be in a Super Bowl commercial. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. But I just feel like drumming up like. Oh, we're better. Yeah. Yeah. Do you hear that? I mean, I wasn't going to watch a Super Bowl, but I hear two fabulous podcasters might be starring in a commercial. Yeah. That way people like just why don't we just put it out there? No one's watching. So true. Did you do Super Bowl commercial? We are going to be in a Super Bowl commercial. It's not really a big deal. We got asked to be in a lot, but we chose one because it was really near and dear to us. And like a long time partner of ours. And we wanted to support them. I think on TV it's like not a big deal for us, you know? It's like an everyday occurrence. Quite literally. So yes, this is making me excited. I think I'm like came with fanatics to the Super Bowl in Vegas. Yeah. I think just the girls are going to be girl and especially because like Taylor's not there. I feel like they can really like let's. By the way, that is so true. Let it be about that. Let it be about that. Let it be about that. Yeah, because you know, they last had to last two years off. Yeah. They went, but like hung their heads in shame. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was Taylor's event. Yeah. I didn't even think about that. That's huge. And who are the teams again? The Seahawks and the Patriots. And like any celebrity ties like, um, no, there's no. Some of the spouses. Patriots, Stefan Diggs is. Oh, it's Cardi B. A baby with Cardi B. Yes. Okay. So I don't know how late in her pregnancy she has, maybe she won't be there. Yeah. That's the only one. And aside from, you know, like the home girl, like Ann Michael May. Ann Michael May. And I'm sure there's an Ann Michael May of the Seahawks. Yeah. But that's kind of it. It's not celebrity heavy, which actually is okay. Like focus on the game. Like the footballers, you know, football. Yeah. And the celebs will be there. So I was just kind of giving like kind of vintage Super Bowl. Just like boys playing football. Not like Taylor Travis. Like Haley Steinfeld. Not like Celeb, not Hollywood. It's just like, it's very, it's giving like rugged, you know, like they're just raw dog in it. Like we're coming to San Francisco to play football. Yeah. Not like, I'm sure there'll be like a lot of parties and stuff. But maybe that's why the NFL scripts it in that way. Back to basics, Inaigarten back to basics. And also I feel like when we were growing up like 10 years ago, it was Patriots Seahawks like every Super Bowl. Like Patriots were always in the Super Bowl with Tom Brady. And there was a couple of Seahawks. You're right. So that feels familiar to me. It's giving throwback. I'm telling you, the theme is like vintage back to basics. Like I think maybe they scripted a little too close to the sun and they're pulling it back. And they wrote, no, the scripting so hard was good. Like they wrote to Saul in like how invested we are. And now they want us to like them for them. Yeah. That goes. No, actually I'm excited. What are we going to eat? When is it? Not this Sunday, the following Sunday. Okay, that's like, I have so much to do. Yeah. I have like, no, we need to get better. No, the nose is running. Like I have a million things to do. But we do need to like, menu plan. Yeah, because I actually, maybe everyone, maybe we should just do a chili, make it easy. I have something controversial to say. I love chili, of course. And it is like 50 degrees here. So we could make one today if you wanted. Um, oh, I think we should make one today. Um, maybe tomorrow, I'm planning on coming over to your house. Maybe needs a bit of a chili. Yeah, totally. Um, I just want to say about chili. I'm going to say something too. Oh, can you go first? Yeah. Um, I love chili. Of course. It's so obvious, but something has changed for me in that I won't have sour cream in my chili anymore just because I'm not like mixing meat and milk as much. And I just like, I don't know what that one just feels wrong to me. Um, and maybe it's like, I like sour cream. Not chili. No, I like chili, but like it really needs the sour cream. I'm sort of struggling. It's not as exciting to me without sour cream. So I echo the sentiments completely because obviously I'm on a health journey and usually when I'm like raw dog and I going nuts with chili, like it's basically just like a thing for me to put chips in and rice. And when you pull that back, you're all that's left with is your chili. And of course, like, chili is good, but maybe I don't need to be having it as frequently if I'm not like having chips and rice and like a lot of like fun, carbie snacks like fritos, you know, I will say this conversation is making me really want to chili. I feel like we've just been sleeping on chili last year. It's a ton of Siri, of course. So we have to make a chili. But yeah, when I have my child, I'm just like, Oh, darn, I wish I was having sour cream and cheese. Yeah. But did you see we didn't even talk about this. I don't know that in Israel, they developed dairy free milk, like real milk in a lab. Like it's like it's actually, no, not from a cow. So it's not dairy. It's beyond dairy. It is, but it's like it tastes like milk. It's like you can have all dairy products, but they're dairy free. Well, that one. They like, like, like, like, toast free. Like they've literally created milk, no dairy. I mean, the Shiba community wouldn't recover from such as the substantial scientific. People are saying that the kosher games are over. Kosher food game, like it's changed. I'd sounds like we need to get a hach shirt and open up a kosher restaurant and we can serve like meat and fairy. Fairy. That's the name of our restaurant. I love it. Fairy tail. It was literally made by a fairy because first they just developed it. So now a brand needs to make it into sour cream, butter and everything, but it's going to change the space. And so, the non-dairy girl is not even the kosher girl. Of course, but so, like this maybe year-long period is going to be hard for me where I can't have sour cream on my chili, but I do think that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Yeah, where I'm going to be getting. I'm glad we're both going to do like just a sort of revelatory. A chili evolution. A chivalution in the way that we consume chili. We have to be mindful consumers. But I do really want to chili now. I think I'm just hungry. I think I would eat anything if you put in front of me right now, you know. Chili or otherwise. But I also think like chili is good for breastfeeding because it's like warm and nourishing. Did you want to write a call at chili? I think because it's it's based with chili seasonings from the chili. I was thinking like because it's chili. Well, that's just coming in. It's a double entendre. But it's like the chili pepper. Yeah, for sure. Like chilies. I mean, do you remember my professor calm? Yeah. And then like all the professors if they were hot, they had a chili next to them. Do you remember that? I forgot the chili. So like when you would like get a new professor, it was only for college, right? When you would like sign up for your classes and then you found out who you professed to work, you would like look them up and read my professor and it was like, are they dick? Are they, you know, easy? It was like, yeah, for professors. Yeah, that was it. Is that still a website? Probably. It was such a good website. I wonder if that person like who created it. Oh my god, it does. I wonder if they still have the chili. I feel like they wouldn't have that in this day and age. It's like not appropriate. It's not appropriate. Okay, let's look at my school and why you. And let me think of a professor who was good looking like, do you think I can aim one of my professors? Like not one. Just look at the professor. I actually don't remember my professor. I remember my professors, but not their names. Okay. Adam Pinkas. He is a 4.1 based on seven ratings. No. No, chili. Yeah. Okay. Well, he sounds like an amazing professor of the sky. I just want to say he's so chill, according to this person, and he actually cares. Oh, please. Yeah. Brown knows her. Spare me. Are you ready for our next story? I think you're going to find why all the interesting of you haven't heard this yet. But Daily Mail is reporting that Nicola Peltz gets a million dollars a month allowance from her father Nelson Peltz as Brooklyn's billionaire in laws take him under their wing. So Daily Mail has put out this article talking a little bit about the money drama between the Peltz and the Beckham's that might explain how people with like infinite money are actually beefing a little bit. So Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a one million dollar month allowance from her billionaire father. The staggering allowances in stark contrast to the financial support. Brooklyn is sought to receive from his parents, David and Victoria. So her dad is worth 1.6 billion. Apparently the Beckham's are worth around 680 billion source. Billion? Million. Sorry. A source says from what I hear, I think the Beckham's give Brooklyn a lot of money, but not insane money. And they have this dream to some degree that he will stand on his own two feet and become independent, right? Maybe Nelson Peltz would deny this, but I hear that he said to them that I give my daughter a million dollar a month allowance. The one thing the Beckham's didn't think their children would be doing would be the one signing the pre-nutchable. They thought it would be the other way around. So I think the pre-nutch disagreement amongst the families is that like they put one for Brooklyn to sign. Yeah. Then maybe in that, then the Beckham's came back and were like, okay, the name thing. And I think he did sign their pre-nutch. They live in an 11 million dollar house in Hollywood. Who does? You think they did sign. Brooklyn and Nicola. And you think they did sign? I think they did sign. I think her dad paid for their house. And I think Victoria and David are like, you know, they, we saw in their documentary, they came from like working class families and like they didn't just like give over millions for their house. No, I think what they ideally were trying to do with like all of his failed career paths was like use their platform, their privilege to like get him in a position where he can, you know, be a provider for his family. And yes, you know, on the next, on the shoulders of his parents as a chef or whatever he was trying to do. And none of that panned out. So I don't know how Brooklyn Beckham pays bills if not from his wife or his mom. Yeah. But I think that they, I know there was like, they tried to also make him into a soccer player for many years. He was like, by the time he was 18, it was just clear that he didn't have it. But the other ones play, one of the little ones plays. Yeah, but like this was their first born. I think they thought he was going to be like a little David and it was probably like, this is your dream dad not mine. And he didn't have the skill. So that sort of flopped. Then the photography and then the, um, sheffing. And I think the goal was like, yeah, they funded a lot of these absurd projects. In the hopes that it would lead to a career. And he wouldn't be, you know, a nepo baby literally spending his parents credit cards every month. That's not as sustainable. It is more sustainable for a girl. Sorry, their rules are rules. But like Brooklyn, your husband now a provider like get a job. Yeah. So that gives me the ik a little bit. Yeah. Because we were talking last week. I don't think I'm on the show. But like, how does he go to the grocery store? And Brooklyn, I mean, David and Victoria are definitely not giving him any. If they were giving him money before an allowance, there's no way they're giving him money now after she did what he did. That would be like just incredibly foolish. So he's kind of got to play by Nicholas rules. She's, she has the power now. She's had the power for a while. But yet being completely financially cut off from the backums is definitely, um, a point in the Peltz's columns. Yeah. And apparently reports last year claim that David and Victoria fear their son is trapped by the couples pre-knop as well as his living in situation in LA because they live in this 11 million dollar home. But it has been reported that she is the primary. Obviously. Yeah. Her dad bought it. And I guess like David and Victoria did not want that for him. Well, I understand Nelson Peltz here, like my wife married this like, no, but so I think David and Victoria wouldn't have had them move into a home like that. Like that they couldn't afford by them. Right. Okay. You know, I'm not like, you know, Nikola, she's as a cacostom to a certain way of life. And so if her husband can't give it to her and her husband's parents can't give it to her, her dad will give it to her. I don't fault Nikola here and I don't fault, uh, it's nice to have generous parents. Like that's lovely. Mm-hmm. I just, and I know this is like setting, you know, women back a lot. I just think it's different for a daughter and a son. I think it's okay if you have come from very wealthy parents to like sort of cuddle your daughter and yeah, sorry, I do have to work. That's fine. Um, a son who's never working like, you know, I agree. I just think it's different. So I could see them having different philosophies on financially supporting their kids because I just think it's different and I don't think that the Beckham's, like if the, if the Hältses were doing this, I would call them cheap, but I think the Beckham's doing it is like you're trying to raise a man, a father, a provider. And yes, these people come from different circumstances, but some of these old age old gender stereotypes are there for a reason. Sorry. Yeah. A man needs a job. Yeah. Girl, I guess he'll be cooking and cleaning and oh, yes, of course. And then there's, you know, yeah, but he's not cooking and cleaning because they have like maids and chefs. But he's a chef too. Yeah. If you can call it that. But I'm just saying that's his trade. I don't know, tell backwards, but I could see how like this could get very hangled and how works. He could feel. Mo, money, no problem. Yeah. And now he really feels like beholden to the Peltes because they're paying his bills. He's in a bad spot. He's in a bad spot. He has completely isolated his family. Even though, you know, your parents should and will love you always no matter what, but he's really isolated himself from his parents. Um, I just really hope that and I think I, I think that they really love each other, Brooklyn and Nicola. I think that's really important here because if you have love, you don't need anything else in your 11 million dollar house. So I hope that they feel really happy together. I think that's like the one thing that needs to sort of, I hope this isn't taking a toll on their marriage or anything because that would be bad. And Karen, Megan, right. There's stuck together forever. Yeah, they are. And he just shouldn't have posted that thing. They could have all these issues, but everything that we're talking about are like things that you can like get over. Oh, there's too much money. They're giving too. Oh, no. Right. Posting what he posted is really not something you can come back from. Let's go back to the million dollars a month figure. Okay. Your house is bought and paid for. Do you think that million dollars that covers the mortgage? Um, no, I feel like that's not fair. Like, right? Allowing is not like, well, it is for utilities and stuff, but I just think the household is like run on its own and like as a separate entity. I agree. Maybe they put it in like some sort of like inherited trust or whatever and it's like, it's paid out from there. Yeah. But I think that's why we have a mortgage. I think the million is like for trips to the Cape and like, you know, groceries and maybe like if Brooklyn needs to buy a tripod or something. Or if she needs a hundred thousand dollar haircut. Right. Which I feel like they travel a lot. Yeah. Um, but yeah, that's quite a staggering number. It is. It's just like somebody who makes $12 million a year. But like, is an allowance taxed? Uh, I think so above a certain amount. Of course, unless you'd like, you know, trusts and things of nature. Very interesting. Yeah. I think I could live up a million dollar a month. Yeah. And obviously like that feels like you have to cut back. Yeah, but I think I could do it. I'm braver than I want to be guys. So that's very interesting. That is really interesting. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm hmm. A little mom toxic mom group John. It's been a few days. But actually, Tisla and Haley doff have shared a moment from a play date together. After the toxic mom group drama. This is just giving to loser. Sorry hanging out. So Haley doff shared a photo of her daughter playing under a table with Ashley's daughter captioned under table shenanigans. Then Tisla reposted to her Instagram stories. I mean, this seems like, you know, just nonsense, but this is major. Obviously, it's an entrance to Zelle endeavor to take down one Miss Hillary doff. She's now congregating with her sister. A colluding commissary to Zelle conniving. Um, like, okay. This is a big loser energy on Haley doff's part. Like, as she tells just like doing what she can to survive, I don't fault her really. But this is big time loser energy from one Miss Haley doff. And when I tell you like Hillary's thriving, I don't know if you're seeing all the things from her tour. But that's gorgeous. They're like gangbusters sold out. She did this playing tiny venues, but sold out the clips are going viral. Someone's watching over me. She recreated her viral. Her viral dance. Like she's being funny. She looks gorgeous. She's making good TikToks. You know, the reception has been overwhelmingly positive. So it's like, okay, enjoy your play date. Yeah, but that's sad for the sister. Like it's, you know, Brooklyn and Nikla. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, the public and like, if you're going to like, if you have a problem with your sister and you go and find refuge with someone else who has a problem with your sister, like, fine, whatever, do what you need to do to survive. But like, posting the picture like she knew what she was doing. And like, this is just going to be like, never going to win, be a winner for me. I just, what could have come between Hillary and Haley? They say politics. I don't think that's true. I mean, what do I know? But like, Hillary did so much for Haley. Big time. And so what? It's just like a disagreement. I have to imagine it's deeper than that. I have no idea, but that's just what like the internet has decided. Oh, okay. That's so inner man. That's what they said about T and Tamara too. But yeah, but I think that was true. But then also another thing about it, they also said that actually Tisdale was Maga. And that Haley was Maga. So like, maybe they got together to chat about Maga. And yeah, they said, actually, she said, was Maga, but then she said she's not. Right. And that she's a registered Democrat. And that it wasn't about this mom group. Right. I forgot like how big of an L Ashley Tisdale took. This is not helping. She needs to go dark for a couple of months so we can all forget about this, pretend that never happened. Yeah. I, has it been good for her? We're talking about her almost every day. The name on everybody's lips is Tisdale. And she's going to sell her article to be a movie or show that everyone's going to be obsessed with. Yeah. And what was she doing before she did all this? I believe she was like an organic. Rivers were running quiet. They were running dry for sure. Perhaps it wasn't so bad. No, perhaps. Are you ready for our fourth story? Amanda Batulla is breaking her silence on her Kyle Cook split. She says, quote, it's easier to get along. So she was on serious XM's front row and she said, yeah, we're good. And that's it. It's easier to get along, but we're good. We talk all the time. We're both traveling. So I'm watching the dogs. He's watching the dogs. We're co-parenting the dogs. Oh, good. Together. Still call him if I have questions. But she feels like a weight has been lifted since they announced the breakup. She said, every step we've taken, there's a little bit of like a weight has been lifted. And ironically, I feel like last week having kind of pressed posts together, it felt like we were a little more lighthearted. I mean, look, she said more than anything. I want, oh, he said, I want her to be happy. And I want us to both be happy. Oh, he said that in that video. Yeah, that they are more lighthearted now. Okay. Like they're both giving like a weird random interviews, like an informal way. Yeah. And they're doing press summer house comes out next week. Right. And it seems like they're getting themselves into a position where like they might be able to continue to be on the show together because the show's not really important to both of them. Yeah. I think so. I can't believe they're co-parenting the dogs. Yeah, that's like major eye roll, even though like dogs are their life. But I feel like they're her life more. Obviously. No, and they're definitely like he loves them a lot, but like I think they're more for like someone has to win and it's just. It has to be her, obviously. And then he'll get love or boy. It seems like a fair trade, honestly. Yeah. Okay. The summer house. I'm so behind on so many things, but like I'm going to endeavor to catch up. Yeah. Like because I catch up on something from Beverly Hills and then summer house. Oh, and leads into our fifth and final story, which is some valley tea. Did you see that Lala can't tease a potential romance with Michelle Sinai? Wait, what? You know Michelle from the valley. Of course. Divorce Jessie, Michelle and Jessie. So she posted like a bunch of like photos. I need to get the caption verbatim. They were like kind of like, you know, like a little girl's gone wildy. Like cute friends, but then the caption was hold on. I could go Brad. I could go Angelina. Let me see the pictures. Okay, this is one you wouldn't think much. I don't know, like Michelle's arm. Just wait. Make it in the shower. What? The two of them like on a get back. I need to go. Yeah, go to the tissue picture. Okay, first picture like is giving like couple. Okay, but also like also be giving like best friends. I do think you reach a certain age where showering with your best friend like is no longer like a normal or platonic thing. Then they're at the beach. Oh, then they're cuddled up on a boat. Okay. Yeah. And we know like Lala is open to different romantic partners in terms of gender because the whole Ariana thing and it's in the caption. Oh, yeah, she told us. And that's like Kyle Richards quote from when she was like finally admitting that. Oh, is it? Yes, she said that on the season in Beverly Hills when like the women asked her about her sexuality. That's what she said. Okay. So they're a couple. A couple of us. We have like. And then yesterday Michelle posted there on a girl stripping Cabo with Brittany and Janet with Lala too. So so interesting. I mean, I can't think of two like less compatible people. Michelle is so like quiet reserved like Loki boring and Lala is just like busing with personality. And also I do think Lala is at a period in her life where like she definitely like needs and does like sort of click baity type of thing. So like this also could be nothing, but it's definitely giving just two girls who are in a relationship. We're like best friends who are hooking up. Okay. That's like not a thing like. And what happened to the honey guy? Aaron. Let me check Michelle's page. Was he there? No, it's a girl's trip. It said. No, but like Michelle, is she still with honey man? I feel like obviously not. She's taking the showers with her lover. Yeah, I don't see him in her. And I'm just getting also getting the vibe that this is being filmed because they're on a trip with like Cabo with Brittany and Janet is so like a Valley trip. For sure. And Lala is like full on the valley. And I thought you were going to say teases a relationship with Tom Schwartz. Well, that's what I let down like Michelle. You know, it does hurt that it's not Tom Schwartz yet, but I do think in time. I need maybe I just won't catch up on last season because it was like not the valley. Yeah, it was you can miss it. It was good, but it was not like, you know, and it was like all about Jack. Yeah, he's not even on anymore. So I was Lala on that season really. She showed up a couple of times, which is not a cast. I think I'll pick back up on the new season that she's in. That's the thing about the Valley on TV. It's can miss TV, you know, like I watch the first season, but I watch a second and third and like I'm fine. Yeah, it's so true. It's can miss television. And it's also like transient in terms of the fudes, like all things that deep, like you don't have to know the herstery. And I know the players and now I actually do know the history. So I feel fine if I didn't see like what happened with Jack's day by day after he left. It was crazy and he was so nasty like and where's he doing now? I believe he's like off the show. OK. And so it doesn't even matter now because he's on the journey. We're all of it. And Brittany is doing better than she ever was. She, you know, he put them in financial ruin, left everything in her name, did it pay the mortgage, like six months, took out, like took out. She took a second house just to get away from him and he were said he wanted to stay out. And he ended up not even paying the mortgage and so not even staying in that house. It was just terrible. I saw all of that. I saw all of that. Oh great. Um, so I'm caught up and now I'll have to be watching for this for lovers, StarCross lovers. I also saw love is blind next season, like cast announced they're doing it in Ohio. OK. And it's coming out and imminently. I feel like there are certain cities that are more ripe for like a good love is blind season. Oh, Ohio, it's like you need to be in like a very unremarkable, this is going to sound mean, but it's a very like normal, unremarkable city. Like the people from Charlotte, like that was a good season. They were very normal. You know, when you did Pacific Northwest, you're just getting a quirky, eccentric personalities. And sometimes that's just not the show is good when it's just regular people. Like you got these characters. So I actually think Ohio is a great place for that. Yeah. I'm excited. If any of our Ohio listeners are single and wanting to apply, like let this be your own line. No, no, no, it's coming out like any day. If anyone is in Ohio, you've missed your chance. Yeah, I was fine. So move to a different city where you know that they haven't done it yet. Yeah. But then if you do fall in love, you're going to be like, well, I'm actually from Ohio. And so we have to kind of move back. And that'll be a thing on the show. Yeah. And then it'll come out like it will come out that you moved for the show, which is never good. Which is such a red flag. Yeah. They should dump you. Yeah. Okay. Is that it? That is it. Kind of feels like in the saffé. A saff. Benjamin the saffer. It's in the saffy stadium. Oh, this, no, mine's better. Benjamin the saffer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The end is silent. The end is silent. I like that. Okay. Well, me and my injections have to go settle. We'll see you tomorrow. Guys, thank you so much for listening to the lesson. I'm running my own show. We'd love to fast-hours. You need to know about my different YouTube stuff. If you're new to this, please subscribe. We can visit you on the channel. We're also available as part of our podcast. We'll be fine. So that's about to be a pleasure. Probably we'll be right back. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you. Bye.