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Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffery of the morning and we do have a full hour for you where we're delving into the minds of men. That sounds serious, but it's just like things that men universally loved. Is this NPR? Yeah. No, it's pretty funny. Wrong podcast. Dude, the list Jeff came up with, it really made me laugh. It actually is really good. So we got that coming up, new laser stories. We got some relationship stuff in that second date for you, but first comments. Yeah, Rick Glover said, here's a petition to change the name of laser stories to Florida stories. Thank you. Florida stories. Yeah, it does make sense. I mean, really. But where does the food news come in? Oh, yeah, because it's not Florida. If it's not Florida, it's definitely food trends we do. Yeah. We'll workshop it. Yeah, yeah. But I like it. Yeah. All right, your full episode starts right now. It's time to undo an extra button for our hero of the week. It's broken, Jeffery, in the morning. As if you wear anything without Velcro. Let's be honest. Good point, Brooke. But this week's hero is a judge in Oregon. Her name is Adrienne Brown of the Multinoma County Judicial Circuit. And she's been getting some backlash lately for bailing on her court cases because she's too busy running for reelection. Mm. Well, huh. But you can't bail on court cases. This is real working. But also, like, are they? Well said, Brooke. That's why for weeks, she's been asking other judges to step in and cover her cases for her. And some people think that's quote unquote unfair, and quote unquote a bad look. It is a bad look. But Adrienne says her night's weekends and days off just aren't enough to put together a team and campaign on her own behalf. That's why she has to take time away from work. So she can go out to convince voters that she's the best person for the job, that she's making others do. I like it. Now I get it, Jazz. It makes sense if you don't think about it too hard. So I know a lot of people are judging her. But I feel like we should leave the judgment to the judges. Yeah. She's a judge. But she's good at delegating. Yeah. She got people to cover. That's a friend. But for her passion and dedication to keeping her job by having other people do it, that's what makes Judge Adrienne Brown our new hero of the week. OK. What an inspiring story and an inspiring woman. Let's move on and get to the job-gallant question of the day with a man who's requested that he never gets a day off from work. And we accept. J.I.G. Go for it. I bet you didn't know this. But you know the safety pin? Those little metal things they use back in the day to keep diapers on babies? If it was Polkmy, though. Yeah. They've been around a long time. Since 1849, actually. I used one yesterday to keep my pants on. I don't doubt that for a second, Brooke. For something called a safety pin, they're actually surprisingly sharp and unsafe. Yeah, that's a good point. But that's why today, in honor of real safety, we're doing a special no-chafing, just-safing edition of Plenty of 20. Everybody knows how this works. Oh, yeah. You'll say a number one through 20. I'll give you two safety features or products. And you have to tell me which safety innovation came first to stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who's now required to wear a safety helmet when she drives. That's Alexis. 10. Cute. It's pink. Your two safety items to choose from are the commercial car airbag, which you probably know a lot about. And the modern bicycle helmet, which came first. I feel like the things in cars came later than they showed up. Like seatbelts and stuff. But I don't know if it's just more people didn't use them till later. I feel like I definitely owned a car with an airbag before I ever put a bike helmet on my head. Yeah, if you ever look at movies from the 1980s or any videos like that. In the 90s. In the 90s, nobody's wearing bicycle helmets. No. That's true. I didn't own a helmet until I married my husband. And he's like, you have to have a helmet. I'm like, wow, you're the officer. They were cute at the wedding. Yeah. They were cute. I mean, yeah, stranger things. That's not that long ago. But they don't have it when they're biking in there. I didn't know it. Did you know anyone with a bike helmet? Yeah, I know who had bike helmets. Nerds. Yeah. Wow. Losers. OK. I'm not looking at the face. This is not a good PSA. But I am going to save. Airbags were first. Alexis says airbags came first. Oh. Right? And the bicycle was invented so earlier. Car airbags came out in 1973. The modern bicycle helmet didn't happen until 1975. Interesting. Two year difference. Brooke, we're over to you. Let's go 19. Which one happened earliest, the initial first aid kit, or the emergency exit sign? Oh. What's older? One seems easier to make. That is interesting. I mean, I feel like you just spit on wounds and rub some dirt in them back in the old days. Good for clotting. Yeah. My dad said when he was growing up, they told people to rub Crisco onto burns, which was a bad thing. Oh gosh. Yeah. Smell better. Uh-huh. So I actually think the exit sign came first. Interesting. Brooke's going exit sign. She's going pointless. The first aid kit happened in 1888. Buildings began doing lighted emergency exit signs in the 1920s. Oh. That must be so cool too. Like, ooh, fancy. That sign lit up. Now I know how to get out. If the building wasn't on fire, I'd be excited. Yeah. So, Jose, we're over to you. 10 and 19 have been chosen so far. Let's go 15. All right. Let's. Which safety feature came first? The initial construction hard hat. Or the fire extinguisher. Oh. Well, if the bike helmet took forever to get invented, it makes me think that the hard hat took forever to get invented because they needed to find a blend of materials. I mean, think of that iconic picture of the workers on the skyscraper in New York City where they're eating lunch. Not a hard hat to be seen. Not a hard hat at all. Or a bike helmet. No, it took it off for the photo, Brad. Yeah. They're eating lunch. They're not working. This is going to be immortalized. I think we all agree, fire extinguisher came first. Do we all agree? I'm just asking you. Do it. Jose thinks the fire extinguisher. And he's right. 1818 was the first fire extinguisher almost 100 years before the construction hard hat in 1919. Oh my gosh. All right. Jose's gotten hers right. Brooke is out. Jose's got his right. And we're over to Jeffrey. I'll get number seven. Yes, you will. What came first? The child safety seat or the modern three point designed seat belt? It's with the band that goes over your shoulder and over your waist. Oh man. I feel like these were both very, very late to the game. Yeah, totally. I think a seat belt was like the 60s or 70s. 60s or 70s, I think is right. Parents put kids in safety seats before them. I'm going to tell you. No, in the 80s, I'll tell you, the rule in our family was if you sat in the back seat, you didn't have to wear a seat belt. Yeah, you could ride in the trunk or sometimes on top of the car if they strapped you down to the car. So I do think the seat belt came just before the three point one. Yeah, I'm going to go three point seat belt was first. Oh, Jeffrey's rocking the three point. And he scores it. The three point seat belt came out in 1959. The child safety seat in 1962. That's going to bring us to a tiebreaker. All right, Alexis, it's going to you. If you get this right, you win. If you get it wrong, the boys are going to win. It feels unfair. What came first? Childproof locks or home smoke detectors? Childproof. I hate those things. They're so difficult. Still can't take it. I'm going to go smoke detectors. Alexis says smoke detectors came first. And she's right. Out of pure hatred for child blocks. Darn those child proof locks. The smoke detector came in 1969. Childproof locks in the 80s. That means Alexis has won today's edition of 20 of 20. So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked. They're going to be singing the safety dance by Men at Work. Who's going to be? Men at Work, Jeff, you sing. No hard hat needed. Here we go. We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance. And if they don't dance, they're no friends of mine. That was great job. That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I am pleased to announce the countdown to summer has officially begun. Wow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm not saying this for kids getting out of school or adults going on vacation. I'm talking about food brands coming out with fun summer yum yum. Real start. America turns 250 years old this year. Wow. What a birthday. You look great for our age. I know. Seriously. Had no cosmetic work done either. Just a lot of SPF cream. I'm going to go with the red and white and blue birthday cake Cheerios. Wait. Cheerio. 250. This looks so good. They should have blueberries and strawberries in it. Those are barely colored. It looks like there's maybe some dried strawberries. I thought it was going to be a fruit loops type of addition. It's berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry berry And finally Dairy Queens launched the new limited-time summer menu involving three special blizzard flavors s'mores like camping Cotton candy blizzard The long-awaited brand new first time ever strawberry angel food cake It's funny because I pointed at that one like that one looks really good. I didn't even know what it was yet It has real juicy strawberries in it and actual pieces of angel food cake Blended into a vanilla soft serve-and-top with whipped cream. So I have an ice cream headache just thinking about it Summer bodies beware. That was your food summer roundup laser stories coming up right after this The radio segment that's been getting some bad press on his new bogos surprise kissing booth for charity Where not only do you walk away with a kiss? Yeah, but Felma behind the box is also giving out free cold sores with The passive that deal It's laser stories the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser Those other mouthmasters just don't this first laser story is out of Utah Like we get Florida, I know it just doesn't hit the same 20 year old man named Connor Hooch was pulled over After being clocked at 112 miles per hour in a 70 mile per hour zone while racing another guy on a motorcycle Wow Dude, so the motorcycle doesn't get pulled over what he does. Ah motorcycle was too fast and got away He did not and once officers approached the vehicle. They realized Connor wasn't alone He also had his elderly Along with his 62 year old mom These ladies got a need for speed The thrill of street racing with your mom and your grandma Connor told police quote. I drive like this all the time and arresting me teaches me nothing Oh His mother chimed in to and told the cop that her son wasn't racing. He was just speed And trying to show off. Yeah, so they should let him go with just a warning cuz he's a good boy She's the spot to the grandma and blamed her One of those moms Spoiler alert they did not let him go Connor was charged with reckless driving Exhibition driving and reckless endangerment as for mom and grandma They were working on getting bail money cuz Connor was their ride home I Feel like this is the mom and daughter from that Mount Vernon. That's where I live Yeah, you remember Let's go to your next laser story out of Glasgow, Kentucky 42 year old truck driver James Milby was working in the yard with his wife Tammy when he decided to go to the store to buy a red Bowl, whoo yeah, okay, but James didn't tell Tammy his real motivation before he left He was also planning to buy a scratch off lottery ticket With $30 in his pocket James bought a $20 ticket and wouldn't you know it? Ended up winning over half a million Telling his wife now well the issue with that is he had to go back to Tammy and tell her what happened And normally he doesn't say a word cuz he always loses. Yeah, right, but not this time So he went home to tell Tammy the good news and her response. She didn't believe him. Oh, I mean, I wouldn't need it Yeah, I mean like oh, yeah likely story Sure half a million in fact Tammy made James drive her back to the store to prove it I would love this cuz you'd be gloating the whole drive I cannot wait till we get there. There is a fight fight happening in that car on the way to the store I feel like he's thought he's one before me They drove back and when the store clerk scammed the ticket again. He told Tammy the good news and She thought it was a joke. Oh She did not believe It's okay to admit you're wrong in the situation $500,000 richer in fact She made James drive to her parents house and load up Mon pond the car Oh, and all four of them went back to the store And again the clerk told everybody the good news at this point there was no more need to be skeptical It was confirmed James really won and the entire family splurged on post-is products to celebrate And then she got a divorce because she still refused to believe he was telling the truth nope Just ding-dongs for everybody. Yeah, no balls all around Go to your next laser story out of food news Here's something you probably didn't expect to hear today chocolate and cheese could help you live longer I Well, who's hitting 140 this lady? A new study of more than 3 million Americans found that people who ate more chocolate cheese and fermented dairy like yogurt Yeah had lower death rates especially from heart disease Block of cheese right now usually people think that cheese leads to high cholesterol and things well the idea is that these foods help your gut health Because yogurt has good bacteria in it and chocolate has compounds that support your heart health But not all fermented foods made the list sourdough bread and miso for example were shown to not be as healthy You suck eating them anyway And not surprisingly experts came away with this thought the most important thing to avoid is sugar Lot of sweets are loaded with it and aren't great for your long-term health Which is a little confusing because chocolate tends to come with lots of sugar Yeah, the higher the cocoa the less sugar it'll have ah the worst tasting the chocolate Yeah, we have breakfast chocolate if it's over 75 percent you're good to go man Your children before they leave This go to your final laser story out of the bot world It's been a lot of talk about AI putting people out of work But what if that's not unemployment just more days off yeah, baby I don't believe it Jeff, but I want to well one expert the CEO of JP Morgan Chase Said in an interview recently he thinks artificial intelligence could actually reduce the average work week from five days a week down to three and a half That's what they said about like laptop Work and suddenly what it means is you're working 24 hours a day instead of the time that you're actually in the office Yeah, exactly I trust the CEO of JP Morgan He knows what it's like to have a 40 or 50 hour Honest guy so maybe you work Monday Tuesday and Wednesday you go in for half a day on Thursday And then head off for a three and a half day weekend Let's just send this to our boss and see what he thinks Yeah, we have to pump the brakes a little he said it could be 30 years down the road Yeah, I'm taking over in like seven years The implication would be that you'd still get a similar salary But you know obviously that sounds pretty optimistic see they're just trying to get everybody on board for AI take it over all this work They're like we promise in 30 years. It'll be fine I take your job right now. It's all cool if those predictions turn out to be true That's three and a half days on the clock and three and a half off in 30 years. I better have no days on the clock That's some work-life balance that I could get behind just like this guy Actually currently he's behind a construction boot that someone left at the cracker barrel And he's doing three and a half minutes on and three and a half minutes off Perfect balance and that sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Monday I think we all agree between the two genders Society pretty much has women completely figured out They love shoes and bags and sometimes shoes in bags just to keep us guessing I feel so seen That's about it. Yeah, that's all that there is to us. Can you believe they're the superior ones? It's true They're better, but men on the other hand. We're much more complex sophisticated creatures Yeah tough to pin down and understand and that's why the question was recently posted asking what are some things that all men universally like Thousands of answers came in some were shocking some were true you're gonna hear the best ones right after this What do men like it's a broken Jeffrey in the morning this song. Yeah Definitely this song, but I'm not just asking for personal reasons. I bring it up Because a popular female author named Aubrey Hirsch recently posed that question to social media Because she was trying to write a male character for a new comic she was working on okay But she realized she didn't have any close male counterparts in her life to know what a typical dude is actually into You want to fall down the stereotypical well, and we are a complex nuanced She could fall on the stereotype well and be fine She didn't want to go down that route and opened up her Twitter to pose the question What's a universal thing that most men like? Okay, so it doesn't matter where you're from your age any of that I'm curious to go over the answers from it and see if they're actually right okay here are some of the best ones This one says men love watching construction sites. No apparently this one is so common There's even a name for it in Italy umer el where men agree It's just satisfying and interesting to watch the process of stuff being built you don't get whistled out No, we whistle at them The problem is they always put up those fences around the construction site so you can't see They should put male peep holes around So no one can come peek in on catch the action so men and toddlers have very similar Bob the builder is actually for everyone Just let us watch. Yes. What's the big deal another one says men love standing up while watching sports or news on TV It helps you focus and lets everyone in the room know that something very important is happening on television right now You're purely locked in Yeah, yeah, if I'm ever having to sit down conversation with a man, then I'll know he's not fully And the other thing is if you sit down your team will lose The rules that's cause and effect. I know when you're not focused you guys are so powerful over how your team perform Set it Let's keep going another person said men love the masculine urge to dig ditches holes Tunnels doesn't matter, but the bigger the hole the better. Yeah, I'm trying to be like the construction site boys. Yes I will say at the beach. It's all dads that are like, let me bury you It's just male instinct. Yeah, a lot of us like to dig holes into our relationships, too Oh, yeah, so deep that we can't climb out. That's hopeful You're just joining us we're talking about the top responses on social media to the question What are some things that most men love? Okay, so the responses kept coming in one said men enjoy Throwing big rocks off of cliffs in the lake to get a giant splash with the deep-sounding Sploosh noise just like the ice thing I was saying. I'm sorry do women not like that. Yeah, women love this I feel like that's just baseline human satisfaction. Yeah, also spitting off a stuff also really enjoy it The better the spit Off of stuff, too. I wish I could We're jealous though. Yeah, I'll tell you that true. I have a high jealousy of the way you guys can urinate So much in common another says men love walking under low-hanging signs and trying to jump up and tap the bottom as he passes And the older you get the more likely you are to get injured doing Definitely, but if you don't hit it legally, you're not a man anymore Those are the rules of masculinity now. There says men love being asked to open a jar Yeah, but it's so escalating when you can't do it. Yeah Even the even like the fact that you thought I could open it Just all my years of doing nothing physical productive is finally gonna pay off now This one this one says men love power tools Give a guy a new drill and he'll wander around looking for stuff that needs holes I just threw the guy once and he'd always just be in the garage and I was like, what are you doing? I gotta say power tools are pretty awesome. I mean, yeah, I I think this is borderline offensive That's like saying women love cleaning supplies. Give her a new dust buster and she'll be wandering all over that house looking for dust bunnies I will say I had more power tools going into my relationship than my husband did I don't think it's a universal man thing. Yeah, but it does feel good to have like a strong tool in here I will admit someone said men love memorizing their favorite lines from movies Then reciting them with all their friends who've also memorized them extra points for funny accents a true source of unparalleled male bonding Yeah My buddies and I always quoted family guy together Oh my gosh every day was pita. Yeah, brian. There's a message in my alphabet serial. It says It's funny for like two lines, but you all do it for like 10 minutes. I know it is sick Thanks for understanding brook another says men love using tie-down straps to secure a load in the back of a truck Then twanging the straps and going that's not going anywhere If you can ratchet it The smaller version this is my dad with the little net in your trunk, you know how that will oh, yeah He puts everything in the net so it doesn't move around It could be like one bottle of wine and he's like put it in the net. Is that what happens when you don't have a truck? Yeah, and would you have a hybrid suv? But you have to say that you have to say that's not going anywhere because it's the cherry on top of the sundae Meanwhile, someone's driving behind you scared out of their life. Yes Like that is all falling on the freeway at any moment It still felt good and finally someone says men love while shopping at the grocery store to lean forward with their forearms on the handle Of the cart as they walk up and down the aisles. I don't do that that much like crossed. I can see it Oh, I can see it though. You lean on because we have to conserve our energy to do nothing later Or to stand up and watch tv exactly Yeah Harness it. I think overall they pretty much nailed the list. What do you think? Jose? I mean, yeah, I like all these things, but I have 80d. So I like everything Those are the things that men love according to the internet and all men love laughing at our phone tabs That's coming up right after this doesn't it seem like in the last few years with technology and the internet life is speeding up Yeah, the way we do everything now just works different So we wanted to do an experiment about what the medical process might be like in the near future Talking to an ai robot assistant before you visit the doctor. Why do I feel like this is dystopian? And we call a guy who has an appointment set for tomorrow We just have a few preliminary questions based on what his wife told us about his medical history Oh my god, the ai ones are my favorite. This could get awkward in your phone tab right now Brooke and jeffree's phone tabs on the 20s Hello Hi, I am an artificial intelligence medical assistant from s*** valley family clinic. Is this mr. Curtis Uh, yes it is I am calling to confirm your appointment with dr. Shelby tomorrow for 2 p.m Please say yes to confirm no to cancel Yes Great you are confirmed for your appointment the doctor would like to know if you have any additional concerns Um Oh, would you know you can mention that I've been having a little bit of lower back pain lately How long have you been experiencing this? back pain A few months On a scale of one to ten, how much pain would you say you're in right now? Uh, I think it it's gotten worse than when it started so maybe like a three and now it's like a four I'll put down 43 You should seek immediate medical attention. No, no, no, I call emergency services for you And no, no, no, no, I didn't mean to say 43. I meant to say it was a three and now it's a four Got it. I will adjust that in my notes. Congratulations on getting better so quickly Uh, well No, hang on. It's not that it was it's never been that bad. So there's no getting better quicker before we conclude Please answer the following questions Are you dealing with seasonal allergies? No Stubborn cough No Skin rash No, absolutely not. I had no rashes According to my notes, you did have a skin rash in 2015 that could have possibly been an std Is that true? No, that's definitely not true. I I don't know where that note came from, but that's not true Got it. Never had a std putting that in my notes to the doctor. Patient is in denial of his own herpes What? I'm not in denial. I've never had herpes. Got it. Tell me more about your herpes No, I don't how did you contract it? No, is this some type of joke failure to complete your health survey will result in instant cancellation of your appointment No, no, no do not cancel on me. Tell me more about your herpes It wasn't herpes. It was a mild skin rash on my leg a long time ago. That's it. I see calculating data What is there to calculate? I already told you what it is According to the latest article in the journal of medicine 77 percent of all skin rashes on legs Turn out to be herpes Putting down in notes patient does not care if he contracts herpes again That is not what I said. Can we just get to the freaking end of the survey? Absolutely Your time is of great importance to us. Oh my god, let's start at the beginning Do you suffer from seasonal allergies? How about an innocent skin rash following a romantic encounter? Are you joking? We covered that Do you starfish in your bed at night thinking of me? What the hell is going on? This is no this doesn't make any sense. Got it My notes say you suffer from acute phone call prankitis What you can't deny it either like your dirty skin rash you've been phoned tapped by brook and jeffrey in the morning You're joking. This is a joke. Jose can take it from here. What are you talking about? We're not a medical clinic. We're a radio show. I'm Jose from brick and jeffrey in the morning No way. Yeah, your wife Rebecca told us you set up a doctor's appointment. So she wanted us to mess with you Oh Sorry, I know it's weird that we diagnosed you perfectly I was like, how did it know about my skin rash for 2050? According to the medical journal of science 77 of brook and jeffrey phone tap victims contract herpes Oh, okay. That makes a lot of sense. It really does. That's how I got diagnosed I got fourth. Wait, you know what? Never mind. Let's just end the call Brook and jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s Brook and jeffrey in the morning People are so particular on the dating apps these days Like I don't want a guy who's shorter than five foot seven I don't want a girl who's taller than five foot seven And I absolutely don't want anybody who uses hinds 57 on their hot dog The devil sauce People are particular now And one of our listeners says she finds it hard to meet genuine guys who are open to her particular situation online And she's willing to share it on the radio You're gonna hear what it is in your second date update right after this Brook and jeffrey in the morning second date update We have a listener who sent us an email asking for a second date and these are her words She said it's tough being on the dating apps as a single mom Trying to find time to go out and also meet a guy who's open to the idea But recently I think I finally found someone who's actually worth it Wouldn't you know he's not calling me back. That's all right. That's why we got your back That's not good, but that's what we're here for. Well, let's talk to eve about it eve. Welcome to the show Hi, thanks for having me. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to hear about this guy. What makes you think that he's finally worth it Okay, so like you said, I I'm a single mom. It's been hard to date So when I do find somebody that I connect with it's really nice because you know, it's It's worth the night out. It's worth the nice dinner. It's worth getting dressed up for and that kind of thing Worth paying for the baby center. I know I mean there's so much that goes into like Just even my husband and I going on a date, you know the planning and the babysitters and then the canceling like I can't imagine doing it on your own But Is always So you met him on the dating apps. Tell us how the date went I thought the date went great. Reggie picked me up and went to a salsa bar like a dancing salsa bar Oh, that's a like a little sexy date. That's fun Like food salsa or like dancing salsa like the culture of latin dance. No one eats just salsa That's just saying that there's a business opportunity there for somebody who wants to jump in and take it Okay, so a dancing date Yeah, so, you know, we we danced and we had a drink and it was really loud But like it was really fun Was he really good at dancing like my roommate got into salsa for a while And I would go to bars with her and the people who were into it were oh unbelievable dancers You might actually go to latin dance night and that was the funnest time But there's people on the floor. They're so good that are like throwing each other. So what level are you at? Oh, uh, you know, we were the level where we were doing our best and having fun That's perfect I just wondered if you're on the same page. Yeah, how far did he toss you across the room? How many feet? Thankfully not very far. Oh wait, you gotta go to the bathroom here All right, that sounds like a great night sounds like you're connecting. Yeah, and yeah We had such a great time But you know those kinds of places like they're really loud and it's hard to talk So we went to another place after that where we could just talk and like get to know each other Oh, what about this even better? Well, it sounds like this guy put a lot of thought into the day You know, like he knew you're a busy single mom that you needed to be treated And you just didn't have fun even if even if you don't like him at least he tried to have fun night Okay, yeah, totally and like I really liked ready because he was a really good listener You know like a lot of guys these days They only talked about themselves like they don't ask any questions That's not good for anyone So like talking with reggie was great and like I learned about him and his family and it was just really nice to Sit down and connect with someone. Is he a single dad too? I know he's not a single dad. Oh, he's a married dad. That's even better No, no, no, he's he's not married, of course And he doesn't have any kids, but he does know that I have a daughter. Obviously. I'm very upfront with that Okay. Well, that that all sounds great. At least on the surface. How did it end? I think it ended great. Like he he drove me back to my place and I didn't invite him up Of course, but I I did give him a kiss tonight and then I went inside and I haven't heard from him since So Can you think of any reason why that would be? I I've been going over in my head and like the only thing that I can think of is like He's a decent looking guy. He's personable. Like I had a lot of fun with him and like he probably Has a lot of options When you're on dating up you're looking at so many people and you have a bunch of options in front of you But you're the best option. So what's wrong with him? You have options too. Everybody does. Yeah, I know. I do know how that feels to to get that. So, uh, What to get the, you know, great guy, you know, why are you so sad lots of options available to you? Yeah, he's perfect Oh, you're the yeah, like being like the guy in that position with all these great options doing all these great things Oppressing all of these women. I thought you were getting turned down the other guy Well, it's just more believable the way Yeah Okay, well now I don't even want to hurt Just drop it. All right Brooke. You say the nice thing to end this call then go ahead I'm actually really excited to call this guy. I think we can fix it. Well, he's a jerk who's not calling you back So I I don't think he's quite that decent. We're gonna find out I would have called you back as like a good gentleman, but we'll see what his excuse is. Well, no, that's okay. Don't make excuses We'll see what he has to say when we come back and do your second date update right after this Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update On this show we love single moms Our number one single mom is a lexac's mother barb. She is our personal fave But number two at least for today is our listener eve who's been struggling to meet a good guy that's even open to the idea Maybe she should hang out with barb. Yeah barbs are looking for good guys. Let's be honest, alexis Eve met a guy named reggie online recently They went salsa dancing and they talked and connected but after the date reggie's gone kind of a wall Which is not cool. Alexis. What would barb do if this happened to her? wbd I don't know. She'd probably be out on another night out with her friends again, you know just moving on I hope that she would feel comfortable calling us for help like eve did From the bar you want to do an update with alexis his mom if she ever needs it But today we're stepping in to help our listener eve and if nothing else maybe get some answers from this reggie guy Oh, you're mad at him. You're mad mad. I am single moms deserve better and alexis I hope your mother knows that I feel that way. Okay. I'm done nudging my mom on this show I'm just saying we're always there for barb Barb if you're listening we're here for you, but I would love a new segment barb's problems. Yeah, but sorry this brings us back to eve eve. We're here for you today. Okay 100% Thank you. I think this is gonna turn out great I think that there's either some sort of scheduling thing and maybe he's intimidated that you're like a strong independent woman You know something that could be fixed. Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be something super fun like that Okay, so not that's positive. Yeah, he's he's intimidated by what a great woman you are. Yeah, that could happen Yeah, I'm with Brooke. Maybe we call him and he's like there's no other day can get better than that I sure hope so let's call him right now and see what he has to say if he picks up here we go Hello, hey, is this reggie? Yes, it is we're calling. Hello Reggie quiet talker. Hi, Reggie No, hello. Sorry. There's more than one of us. Hi. Yeah, you're on a radio show right now called brook and jeffrey in the morning And we are not too happy with you right now Reg Reggie you sound like a pretty stand-up guy jeffrey. You don't need to come in so hard He said hello and you got stand-up guy from hello He took a woman out on a beautiful date put some energy into it. What's this about? The reason why some of us are not happy with you is because you went out with one of our listeners named eve A wonderful single mother and afterwards you have the audacity to not call her I don't know why my co-hosts are laughing at that idea. It's kind of rude if you ask me Wait, why are you so mad? Eve called you Yes, she emailed for help because this might be shocking to you, but she had a nice time the other night Well, I mean You know something's weird with her. I think she's like a scammer or a liar Okay, I'll tell you normally if someone stole something They wouldn't call a radio show to reach out to that person for you. Yes. I'm kind of surprised It sounds like you planned a great night with her. She told me it's hard for her because she's a single mom Yeah, right baby sinners are expensive You can't afford it. So you're trying to be a gentleman here. I offer, you know, what if I pay for the sitter and then you can come Oh Brought that up. I didn't want to put that in the air, but that's a really nice gesture I think my husband would be okay if I was in a dating app if we could get somebody to sit So you're even more of a gentleman brother. Okay. I'm kind of apologizing now for coming on so hard at you at the beginning Oh, you're feeling bad That's a good move. I will admit it Okay. Yeah, so The night of the day that show up she comes down. I've emulhered a hundred bucks Everything's okay. You know Afterwards I drop her back off at her apartment. She goes inside. Yeah, I'm driving down. I realized she left her doggy bag Or leftover food in my car Oh, okay Come back go to the door of the apartment Knock on the door. There was another resident there So I told the person there. Hey, so I went out with a woman a mom who lives here in the building. Her name is e Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't know which apartment she lives in But this is hers. Can you give it to her? Okay? Yeah, what'd they say? She says I know eve But she's not a mom What? And I'm like, well, what do you mean? She told me she had a three-year-old daughter I thought she had a babysitter. I paid for the babysitter. She's like no, she has a roommate But no kids. What are you sure? Wait? Wait? Wait a second. Yeah, but I mean it's an apartment complex. There could be two eaves It's not like it's a super common name I mean, it had to be the same eve because she said that she just saw her come back My neighbors don't know I have pets like, you know, we lie. Yeah We don't lie about a kid Clearly we need to get to the bottom of what's going out here some sort of confusion is going on And I need to tell you reggie eve is actually on the phone already listening to this conversation What are you talking about? Yeah, that's how this works You're coming so pleasant. That was a pretty big accusation. Yeah, what's going on? Okay I am so sorry Wait a second Are you not a single mom? I mean that's why I didn't bring up my daughter's name. I mean it's like Don't have a daughter Wait a second. We had all this empathy for you Like we had a whole discussion about how hard it was for single mom Jeff almost attacked reggie before the phone call Are you serious? I came at him so hard at the beginning of this Why would you lie about that? Who wants to be a single mom on a dating app? Yeah, that doesn't help you does it? Eve explain I guess for the money like I have a roommate We both just like we will just say it sometimes on dates, you know, like it's a game we play Just slips out. Do you have a pretend child? $100? Sorry charge more Out of here. No, but that's why I think actually a hundred bucks is perfect because I would totally fall for this You're not gonna ask for pictures of the kid. Okay. Can we stop trying to make her scam better to get even more money? I just mean it's Maybe don't be that for a second This is terrible. Eve Why would you call us if the whole thing was a lie because she actually liked him watch Well, yeah, I did like him What's your plan to like go out with reggie like five ten more times until you eventually reveal? Oh, by the way Yeah, I never I'm not actually a mother of any children. And by the way, thank you for the thousand dollars in babysitting fees That you paid for all of our dates. When did the babysitting payment stop? Messed up. Yeah, that's so messed up. Yeah And not only that like you're ruining it for actual single moms who want to date these good guys Like now they're gonna be like all skeptical and jaded and I'm skeptical of Alexis's mom is really a mom at this point How do you even know? She's been asking for babysitting money for someone to watch Alexis Oh my god, that sucks I mean, there are some girls who just take the money before a date and don't actually go out with the guys But like I do. Okay. Well, yeah, you're right. You're totally a good person then You at least waited till after the date takes up the mother longer a real mom would say if other girls jumped off a bridge Would you jump off one too? Fair I mean The whole point of this call was to reach out to reggie to see if he wanted to go out with you one more time But first I think reggie probably needs an apology from you eve and probably his His money back. Yeah, do you want to say anything to reggie? I do reggie I'm really sorry. I don't have the money right now, but I I will repay you Eventually On a date with another guy who pays $100 I wish you guys wouldn't be so harsh on me like I really am trying here Told us the truth like why did you scammed us too, man? I mean, I didn't know I was gonna be bussed on the radio So you're only sad and and upset when you get caught. It's like you get to cheat her and it's like well, I was gonna tell you Reggie, I mean she's apologized and offered to at least pay the money back when she gets it Do you have anything you want to say to her? Yeah, I'm putting her on blast. I'm putting this all over my instagram I got screenshots of your photo I want other people to know not to get scammed by you So are you saying reggie that you are open to dating her? Or are you done? Because remember we will pay for that next date and the babysitter fee too Wait, does it cost zero dollars if you don't actually have a kid? Yeah, that's exactly what we'll do. So we always offer to send you guys out. I'll watch your pretend, baby Reggie Yeah, no thanks God you could have made a lot of money as a couple, you know, you never knew how the scam would work out once you're married Yeah, you could have had like three more pretend kids got 400 bucks for it Eve, I mean has this taught you a lesson? Are you gonna change your ways going forward? Maybe I don't know. I have to talk to my roommate The scam isn't as tight as we thought It's brook and jeffrey in the morning Well, this is a good lesson for any guy out there who's going out with a single mom you need to say show me the baby Oh really you're a mom Just supposed to believe you I tell you there's not a mom out there that wouldn't immediately show a picture of their kids That's normally naturally Or just even see their lock screen their lock screen is going to be a picture of their children That's how it is. I mean I've heard of cat fishing on the dating apps before but baby fishing is definitely a new one I just still can't believe she was so confident that her like scam work that she called us I mean, how many dating scams do we not even know about that happen on this show right under our nose? People lying about something that we never uncover. I don't know thankfully this guy randomly figured it out by trying to bring his date Her leftovers and was outed for that and that was just the universe That wasn't anyone's fault she left it. Maybe that's why all those other radio shows ask the little kids to come on and talk for their mommy Is your kid in the background come say hi because you gotta prove it you gotta prove it But you don't have to prove anything to us. We'll take you at your word for the most part We really are just email the show. We'll call anybody who isn't calling you back and go check out all of our podcasts Wherever you get yours at brook and jeffrey Lawyers what are you gonna do with them? Tyrum usually I don't know defend your case with them It feels like the longer our show stays on the air the more legal mumbo jumbo our station attorneys force us to say Today is no exception here goes We here at brook and jeffrey in the morning strictly prohibit the use or distribution of any broadcast photos descriptions or accounts of brooks wardrobe without the express written consent of her mom My mom's a control we understand her chunky sweaters and large pans and jenki overalls are easily mocked Scorned and teased online All that we ask is that if you're going to do it Please be tasteful and stop asking which animal she hit with her car to make that scarf Thank you. Sincerely management Okay, that's cute. Oh got that out of the way Finally I didn't feel good about it either. Luckily a brand new song of the week with brooks outfit fully blurred out is coming up It's song of the week time Brook and jeffrey in the morning and I don't know where you guys are in the country necessarily But it's finally warming up around here. Yeah, and we should definitely be happy about that But with the positives also comes the hidden Invisible stealth like little sneakers creeping up your back shoulder Don't look now. Oh god, it's your seasonal allergies We're talking puffy eyes scratchy throats Giant welts all over your privates. Wait a minute. That's a separate issue. Do you guys not get that during the spring time? Oh For millions of americans, it is officially allergy season And it makes it almost impossible to enjoy any activities outside the house or even inside the house honestly You mean without your husband whining about it. I mean, he is the biggest baby right now Well, he's a baby when you have allergies. No, he has allergies Well, I feel for him and I think a lot of other people can identify with that type of suffering You got to take one sip of whiskey then one puff of flonies One sip of whiskey one puff of flonies That's what I've been giving my daughter this whole time Right now my favorite springtime fashion accessory is a fanny pack full of any histamine I'm glad you're not pro histamine. Yeah I'm here to say nature Doesn't hate you all year. No, it's just right now. Yeah The flowers are just they're coming after you and you just have to deal with it But the good news is you're not alone. We're all in this together That's why instead of singing Beyonce's country single. Yes, texas hold them. I love this song It's young jeffrey's kleenex blow them All right, i'm gonna try and clear my sinuses and then i'll point when i'm ready points We got two lips Frickin crocus Spreading pollen around my town These floral blessings If up to me bruh I'd mow them all down down down down Because my allergies got me feeling blue make a real weird faces boy I say I my eyes are litchy looking redder than a bloodhound. Whoa here comes 20 seasons in a row now Like a blow-hole From friewillie You'll need a poncho If you stand near me Come and weasel Then we survive in It feels like family double Whoo If I step outside my face stops well in life rocky after every fight Whoo And nothing I do helps put creamers in your coffee. I need better drill in mine grab your Kleenex And just blow them Red nose raw as a pound of ground round Been popping zirtex Like platers peanuts So much flamm I almost drowned And my sinuses have been clogged up to my breath sound like a Darth Vader suit It's a real big problem. I never be the bachelor. Whoa ceremony being allergy disaster Hepa fuses in every room more raw honey than a witty the poo that outdoor wedding I attended really wet and suck ragweed pollen got me sneezing through the whole vows Do you Jessica take this man to be your lovely well? To happen to hold from this day forward in sickness If anyone has a reason this couple should not be wed speak now I know you're the best man, but maybe she does go sit in the car Whoo I'm spirit airlines sat down in the middle seat just hacking the whole time Whoo I ruined yoga class Because during downward dog let out a two-sided sonic blast and infectious Ain't no coven So everyone calm down down down I'll just get restless around baby breath cause that tiny blue straight knocks me out In the mind of country my faithful food this knees god really ain't no match for you Keep raining down boogies like a bunch of mortar shell rounds manager said go shut the salad bar Springtime comes no one ain't no flu my nose blasts like an oven hiler Need a plastic bubble if I ever want to go out run away screaming if I see a daffodil sprout You killed it bro That was so disgusting Sorry for you guys were in the splash zone for that one Honestly as if your mic guard didn't need to be replaced already. Yeah, that was a that was a rough one There was a lot of liquid coming out of your mouth on that one. That's nature doing it. That's not my fault I feel guilty. I wore a flowered jacket Making me itchy just looking at I was like literally almost sneezed half way through the song I was like do I have allergies by listening to this? The text in 7592 if it feels like paul in season has just punched you right in the face too This will help Well, we're gonna post the video up on all of our socials at brook and jeffrey on our tiktok insta Facebook youtube all of it with the lyrics there. So fun. Good luck with your allergies We're gonna keep our distance from each other. Hopefully the season passes quickly. Yeah, that's your song of the week Brook and jeffrey in the morning I got a text 7592 that says even though allergy season sucks It's the only time I can address my wife is hey snot face and she can't get back So I kind of like it Look at the upsides of allergies But if you missed it instead of singing the song texas hold them by Beyonce I sang my own version called clean x blow them because we're in the throes of allergy season and the flow nays is a flowing Millions of people have to deal with it every year and I know that because we've had a bunch of texts coming into 7592 with people that can relate brook. What are you seeing this one says? Oh my god? I had a job interview yesterday and my eyes were so red They must have thought I hotboxed my car That's not true. I just had allergies and I was really hungover from the night before A mix of both the method just worn off too. So it wasn't that either. Yeah, my allergies are making me throw up too Sorry guys If you missed it though, if you want to hear it again, we're gonna put it up at the brook and jeffrey youtube page on facebook Instagram and on tiktok go follow and subscribe brook and jeffrey in the morning Five years ago our listener jamie played brook and got absolutely crushed on her birthday So what's changed since then? Jamie now has a one-year-old baby named riley who's been taught from birth to hate brook And seek vengeance for her mom. That's why jamie and riley are playing together against brook today Jamie can we assume little riley's middle finger is stuck up to the phone as we speak? Yes, it is. All right. Now. We're just going to get to the game. Vengeance can be yours today jamie You got 30 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible If you don't know one you or riley can say pass but you have to beat brook outright if you want to win Are you ready? Yes. Good luck. Your time starts now today is national siblings day The two men credited with inventing flight are orville right and his brother named what? Who starred as harry potter in the movies? Pass what famous Broadway musical was based off the 18th century french revolution I had no idea pass not including russia. What country has the largest population in europe? germany Squeeze that answer in the middle of a work meeting right now Um watching my baby right now I heard a guy's voice. Yeah, I hear a lot of voices. Maybe there's a tv show going on. Oh tv Is he watching a movie? Ah, I got it. Will you turn it up? I'd love to hear more of the movie No, let's let's not Are we all watching a movie in here? Sounds like a good movie. What are we watching in? But jamie it says here you not only have a one-year-old, but you also have a 19 year old Yes, whoa girl. Is it hard being a mom again almost two decades later after you finished with the first one? It's not fun. It's fun. It's a lot more fun. Oh, yeah You're a little more prepared. You know, you won't break them. Yeah. Yeah, okay I don't know if she likes you either. She does it. Yeah I'm fine with it. It's a family thing. It's very strange. Just one more thing I did hear little riley walked for the first time just days ago and you have video of it Yes, you do That's like rare. Well, I mean these day and ages you don't ever take your phone away from yeah All babies have the phones too. So they do a little selfie videos of them taking their first step Baby riley's watching the movie on exactly A little baby phone. Anyway Congratulations jamie on you and your growing family now. It's brooks turn brook. Are you ready? Yes your time starts now Today is national siblings day the two men credited with inventing flight are orville right and his brother named what? Oh my god Orville james Who starred as harry potter in the movies? Daniel recliff what famous Broadway musical was based off the 18th century french revolution Uh layman's a rob not including russia. What country has the largest population in europe in europe? Uh, who shoot? Germany gosh dang it That must have felt good to hear brook be so flustered didn't it jamie? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes Okay, that's good. That's awful. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own hose Catch me outside. How about that catch you outside? Balanios, bro. She's unrecognizable from that video now jamie. You got one correct today I don't know you finish strong one for your baby's finger Oh the middle one Here number one and brook three All right Wasn't enough today. Let's go over the answers It's national siblings day the two men who are credited with inventing flight are orville right and his brother wilbur wilbur I don't think I would have got that You can see the actual kitty hawk in the smithsonian You know that yes, yes, they have it in the smithsonian I gotta see who starred as harry potter in the movies That'd be daniel radcliffe the famous broadway musical based on the 18th century french revolution is lame is arable Yeah, and not including russia germany has the largest population in europe 84 million people So jamie, i'm sorry. It was not enough to beat brook today, but just for playing We are going to give you a pair of tickets to see r&b star babyface perform at the muckleshoot casino resort event center on april 18th All right on thank you Have fun. Do you have any other hot tips for new moms out there jamie? I do not Burn that up. I'd love to hear more what's going on in the back. I think that's a baby crying. Oh, yeah, yeah crank it up You enjoy jamie come back and play again soon with riley. We're gonna do it same time on monday