Uncle Si Doubles Down on His Grizzly Bear Survival Plan

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That's a cool deal. But it was six veterans that planted in there. It was four kids and we killed 46 total. That's a good hunt. So it was a very good hunt. But that Cypress break was really beautiful. Yeah, man. They still some really cool untouched parts of the world. Oh, yeah. There's your spot right there. I know Cypress tree, but there's some pine trees there. Well, I don't know probably a lot of this pine straw now after the ice and eight I've got done. Oh, it's fine. Well, I just... Just right. I went and checked. Everything's good. Everything's good. Oh, man. It is not Godly for all y'all stuck up north and I know we're still dealing with this polar vortex. I hate to tell you, but it's been 70 degrees like the last three days down here. Oh, I'm here. I'm raised God for that. I'm back in shorts. Oh, yeah. I'm wearing short, naked bitches today. You got shoes on? Oh, he does have shoes on. Look at that. Look at that. God, we're turning on a new leaf. You got regulations. Well, I just didn't took them out. Well, regulations are straight. They ain't got laces. They do slip on. Oh, yeah. They're quick to kick off and get out of the way. Like the boat shoes of some sort? Yeah. Yeah, they look like hey, dude. Hey, dude. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. They're slipping them on and off. Asked about time. Go get these toenails worked on. Oh, pedicure time for God. That was still weird for me. I didn't enjoy it. Well, my woman enjoys it. So that's something we do together. Well, I get that. We do enjoy going to the store. How are you boys? How are you boys? I've got a woman. You do what she wants in the summer. And you get to do what you want all the way. Unless she does it with you. Then you got it made. Then you got the best of both worlds. Like we've talked about first dates. You know what my first date with Paula was? Boy, right. And squirrel hunt. Oh, squirrel hunt. Okay. We went to Chili's. We went to the woods. She kept saying, how do you say all of them squirrels? That's back when Chili's was good. I hear they're making a comeback. Are they? Well, I went to Chili's like probably four months ago. Yeah. Me and the fam were like, table for five please. I was like, it's a 45 minute wait. And I was looking around. I saw like seven or eight empty tables. And I was like, see you later. Oh, that's just because I didn't have nobody working. Well, I think that everybody just orders food on the internet now. Those are their house. So the kitchen's backed up that far. And I was like, no, play. I'm waiting for Chili's. That was my first date with my girlfriend, Paula and Sasku. We were squirrel hunt. That's what I'm talking about right there. Oh, they worked a bit. Look, when I was shooting at squirrel. She was on my back. Kill him, kill him, kill him. Yeah. And then after you failed, she looked at him. She said, you killed that poor little squirrel. I said, yeah. And you beat me half the death while I was trying to do it. Paula, do that too. No. Now, how many times did you shoot at that poor squirrel? Oh, about three or four times. Well, she was 22. That squirrel was trying to get a shot. Well, I was 22 and he was running. Oh, he was running upside. Three kids. Yeah, squirrel and dumplings. I'll shout at him like three times. Yo, I hit him twice. You had a three-a-bass? That's one. I heard it. Two out of three. I had a three-a-bass. I had a three-a-bass, maybe. I don't know. I've done a song about JD. I did. What song? I was two out of three-a-bass. There you go. They can't license that. I don't think I recognize that one. You don't know that meatloaf song? Meatloaf? Uh-huh. Anything but love, go. Uh-huh. I'm more of a meatloaf of the food kind of guy. Uh-huh. Why is meatloaf so good? I don't say I'm raising them sausage balls. I made for the Super Bowl so good, I guess. I don't know. You put everything in a little nice neat compartment. And it just works. Well, I can have protein. So I didn't get to watch it. The Super Bowl? Congratulations to the Seattle Seahaw. I was about to say congratulations to the side. I didn't have to watch it. I chose the wrong team. I thought I thought, I thought, uh, Drake would record back a purchase would be. Are you trying? Uh-huh. Hey, both teams played hard. And the words of your brother, I believe Mr. Mastel a little wet behind the ears. A little wet behind the ears? Thank you, Mr. Boyd. Yeah, I think he's still just a little. Still in the rookie stage. And he got the soup kicked out. He was like, he was trying to put it in the cracks and crevices. And there's a little pat. Yeah. So, but congratulations to Seattle, man. All two of you that listen to us up there and Seattle. Yeah, we probably don't have a very big home basement. Maybe some of y'all moved out of there and listen to us. Yeah, so if you're a, if you're a member of what they call them, if you're a member of the twelfth, then congratulations. I've been to Seattle. Have you chunk a fish? No, I didn't. You didn't go to Facebook. Yeah. I saw Willy go there one time. He chunked fish around. I've never been to Seattle. The most entertaining thing last night was the recap of the game. I mean, I think he was the first one to be in the league. I was the first one to be in the league. I think the first thing last night was the recap of the Olympics and catch fish. But I don't chunk him. You don't chunk him. I chunk him in Lake Crisco mostly. Well, you can't do that now. Lake Crisco. Did you just call it Lake Crisco? Yeah. I enjoyed that. Yeah. But now the, uh, the, the, the Olympics, man, winner Olympics. I think are you keeping up with it being a USA guy? A, a dabble. How's the dabble? I don't, I'm a big summer Olympics guy. The winner Olympics. To go for it. I can't even understand it. Yeah. Got like both of those halftime shots. No, uh, I don't even understand some of the things that they're doing. Because I'm, I mean, I'm Westman, Rob Born and bred. So like when they're doing things, yeah, it just, I can't even faggle me. But that's why I find it so fascinating because we're not around it. So like when Lindsey Vaughn took that big, I cannot see that. I got to see it. I looked like a NASCAR wreck, man, but, but like a one car. I mean, it was a human being and skis and with a human being and skis who left their via helicopter. Yeah. They're going 90 miles an hour. It was, man, word is smart. It's morning when I was. They were not, these people are going 90 miles an hour in skis and then they hit a little jump. And they go 60 yards. No, yeah. I don't even go 90 in my car. They showed like the length of that deal. And I was like, wow, they're skiing in a long ways. Then I realized in a minute and a half, it's over. Yeah, that's downhill. No way, right now. I mean, it was 90 miles an hour on the first ski, snow skis. Yeah, on seven foot skis, I think's what they said last night, which I had no idea that things were seven foot long. They were not long enough. You need 10 footers if you go through something like that. I'm going to do it on one ski. Oh, man. I do find that. I find that stuff fascinating just because we don't, I mean, that's not around us at all. Like that stuff is so insane. Yeah. What like it all? No, that's fast on a stupid piece of board. And that boy that did all them quadruple whatever's last night on him figure skates on an eighth inch piece of metal and land it without breaking something. That sucker did it back on the left. That was on two knives. Yeah, man, he's out there on a butter knife just letting her eat. Doing backflips. Yeah, it was incredible. Now he need to work on his wardrobe. Yeah, he looked like he had about the storm Cinderella's castle. Yeah, I like it. Real skate is a hard time to do. That's not it. Why don't you talk about doing it on two knife blades? Yeah, yeah, incredible. I want to have fun at the hotel. You don't have to use as much effort to go fast than figure skaters. Yeah, I don't know how fast I go, but I'm sure Speed Skating's coming, which I also find. Speed Skating's fun to watch. It's fun to watch that stuff. All that stuff is really cool to me. I find it even more interesting than the summer stuff just because I don't know nothing about it. Yeah, but I can go like whenever they're like, hey, I just ran a 9.800. I can go run like a 19 second 100 and they're like, man, they're twice as fast as me. This, I don't even know how to get started. No, yeah, they're doing it. I wouldn't even put ski zone because it's too steep. Well, it makes you want to watch cool runnings, right? Great. It's like Rocky on ice. It's a make up on the DVD cover. It's the Jamaican Bob Slid team. Just Jamaican have a Bob Slid team. Yes, they do. I watched that line last night. The lunge. The lunge. What ever you have to lose. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a high-level tier thing. What a big old blade sticking up there. Man, all that stuff to me is crazy. It's wild. How good they are and how fast they go. Yeah, Jamaican's back. Jamaica's back on the Bob Slid. Yes. If you're that fast. Go Jamaica. Because Jamaica, you know, every time it's the summer limps, they're like, all right, we're running on the 100-yard climb. You're in Jamaica. There's three Jamaicans and the other three that didn't make it would beat all y'all, too. Yeah. So, yeah, well, let's just push a sled together and see what happens. Yeah, no, I'm in. I'm generally a team USA homer in general, but go Jamaica on the Bob Slid. I want to sequel. I feel like cool runnings, too, would be really good. I'm going to ask this. How do they drain? According to the movie, they got a backyard derby car and went down hills. Yeah. I don't know how true that movie is. Yeah. Have you seen it? I wasn't John Candy the coach. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he put weights in it. Maybe I made a pick another movie. Now, cool runnings is cool. Now, cool runnings is one of the greatest movies of all time. It is a great movie. You will be thoroughly entertained. Hey, Sanka, you're dead, man. No, man. But I have to finish the race. I don't feel good Jamaican impression. You know, sometimes you take a bite of something and you're like, OK, this is legit. That is what happened when I took the first bite of that Tartel's beef. That Tartel's beef is so good. It is prim and upper choice beef from American cowboys and ranchers. And you will taste the difference the first time you cook it. Their stakes are eight to perfection and rival any stake you'd get at a stake house. Plus, they just looked the part, right? Like, I remember when I opened the box, even before we even tasted it, I looked at it and saw the marbling and I said, OK. 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Getting on. All right. It's getting off because she's 15 ago. Like that and take you out at the knees every time. And then blame me. When did you go? I come here and get sad. When did I get? Yeah, when was that? Mm. Been a few years. Yeah. I have used to go by over you. I went skiing in the fourth grade and crash. I'm cool now. I've experienced it. It hurt. Oh, yeah. I went down. I was on the last time I went. We kept doing the black slope. We can't show this on YouTube channel. Clearly NBC sports owns what I'm showing. Side right now. Oh, okay. But, sigh. Can you imagine being on top of a mountain? Is that the thing? And your job is to go two miles in a minute and a half. And she has a torn ACL right now. Yeah, she said, but if I had a knee brace, I'd be all right. And then she starts going. She's going about 60 right here. And now there's that turn. We're at the 12-second mark. Not good. Yeah, she ended up with a broken leg. Yeah. Is that all that happened with her broken leg? I mean, I'm not too fast. Hear me, Lindsey Von Fance. I'm not trying to minimize breaking your leg. It's a guy who broke his leg when he was seven years old. I get on two little pieces of wood. Slippers. With a torn ACL. Yeah. No, thank you. She was at an undarmer event one time. Uh-huh. Yeah. She was at arm, she was at arm or day when I was there. I was rooting for her. What I'm thinking about right now is a road with my uncle on a smaller cycle. Uh-huh. But back he was running 100. No. No. Uh-huh. But imagine a hundred down. Two wheels. Down hill. He's going on two pieces of board. Yeah. We're going downhill. Yeah, he's going downhill all the way. And gravity just pulling. We're in the frame. Nope. Nope. I'm not that. I'll speed down the block. Maybe more exciting than they tell. I went down the blocks slopes last time I went. Did you see that? It's that hard. I don't know how different. I'm a butt. It would be to me because they ain't all this noise. What you mean? You're just looking. She's coming down the mountain and just. Pip, pip, pip, pip. Gone there. How you? I had a retainer. Them kids. They'll be coming from the top of the mountain straight down. No pole. They won't let them use poles when they're learning. Just. Looking like. No fear. Looking like Chevy Chase. And all you hear is us. Oh yeah. I should go back. I go. And then they. Those snow all over. No. The incredible thing is how fast they stop at the end of the. Oh, that's what it gets about. Down here. Because when you said that, I was doing it. I would remember seeing it watch it. Yeah. They turn sideways and do them this way. There you go. And then just finally stop. I hadn't plowed the green slope right there at the last. That's why I had to scoop my butt down the black slope and get back to the And then there's some of them that do it for recreation in the mountains. Do you mean the whole? Yeah. Well, they're jumping off of top of mountains. Yeah. Coming down the mountains. At Dominic Daca. They come off of some mountains. They fall forever and hit it in the soft snow. Yeah. Now you have a helicopter. Get a helicopter to take them up on top. Drop them off. Yeah. And then drop them off and then they bounce. Well, he'll come down. I can't even walk upstairs at that altitude. I was going down a mountain. Green slope going down a road. Just really easy down the road. That's what the green slope is. And they come over top. I mean, you see. I said, whoo. He jumped over you. Yeah. He was cutting the woods. Yeah. He was going down. What's the guy doing? What they do for recreation. Oh, he wouldn't have touched you. He was up there. Really all it is is parachute without a parachute. That's what it is. That one guy did that. That's it. Travelers. They land them. They jumped out. They'll come from top to bottom. And then fly away. And then they come down the mountain. Okay. And then free fall. And then fly away. And then they come down the mountain. Okay. And then free fall. And I don't have far. Yeah. Why? Just snow. Why? I got the strange fortnight. New years. New years. The eve night. I got to come down the mountain with holding two flares. It was, I don't know how many of us it was. It's just a little bit like a big snake. Yeah. It's just a little bit like a big snake. Yeah. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. It's just a little bit like a big snake. Schenshal. Yeah, but still listen to the dark. I mean, you can see I'll run you a little ways, but now you can't say that far. Have you ever been snow skiing? Oh, no. I've tried it. It's kind of what you have been. It's kind of a good one. I've tried it. He didn't make it out of the ski. I spent too much time going down in the snow. That's wild, man. I don't have a lot of balance. The last hill I tried to traverse. Now I storm ended up with me and I still got a bruise on my back. Now I'm here this time too. That was in West Monroe, Louisiana where the hills are quite smaller. Yeah, I'm going to have very good balance. Yeah, I ain't got it. I think some people, I think, I think I'm like surfing. You got to have real good balance. I ain't got that either. Yeah, I can't even need more. What I wouldn't do. I ain't getting on my feet. I can't get any of these. One of the things, I was wheels on them, little short boards that all the kids are doing, running on wheel thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I'm trying to get that too much to my butt. I got a hard rule that I don't get on anything that don't have at least three wheels. So you're down with roller skates? Yeah, I get on, I mean, if I got to, I don't want to though. That's right. He's gonna do it all the time. That wouldn't floor as hard. Yeah. Well, just don't hit it. It bruises your body. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's a lot of fun. I ain't doing it now. Good night. My knees are gone. If I got my druthers, I'm gonna be in a couple of seconds. You'd love a good snowmobile. Probably that's what's going on. That sounds like something more of my spell is stone. That guy at Jean Snowmobile up in Yellowstone in January. I'd love to do that. Yeah, cause all the bears are asleep in. Yeah. Then he just got word about the wolves. I ain't worried about him. Yeah. I like this thing like bumper cars. Bumper cars? Very controlled scenario. Yeah, we can control it to a little bit of the field. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm trying now. I'm trying to start off a more afraid of bears or wolves. Oh, I think I'm more afraid of wolves. I can't still upper to their camp. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. No, bears are wolves. If you're out in the wilderness, well, I will be afraid of the wolves because they run in packs. There you go. There's way more and more of them. Yeah, there's boy, see one wolf. You gots to bail because another one. You may have a chain against your rigidity bear, but I don't think you have very much chance to get away. You ain't fight. I don't think you have a chance for a month. I mean, there'd be no. Those wolves are a great deal of bear act or the Gris to bear it now. They tell you not to run because the Gris to bear runs about 45 to 50 miles a night. Tell me not to run. What am I supposed to do? Fight it. Nope. He's probably over the high day. Stand you round. Stand my ground. He's locked in. It's the bear locked in. They respect bravery. I'm toast. Look, Valentine's Day is coming up. 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I died trying to get away from him. I'll just say that. I didn't die trying to fight him. I don't like this, Google. AI overview. If a grizzly bear approaches, stay calm. Well, that's, come on. Yeah, that's out. Yeah, that's out. Hey, don't use heart beats. You're not raising your head. Oh, yeah. Do not run. Okay. And avoid direct eye contact. I gotta look at this dude. I said, Rob, I thought you had a vote. I thought you had a vote. No, be safe, yeah. Speak. No, you're three. Speak. Why are you going to ask me to throw him down? Okay, wait for it. Speak in a low-com voice and slowly wave your arms to identify yourself as human. Like that bear gives up. Yeah. Yeah. You're like saying, eat it, Joe. Well, eat it, Joe. I'm the waffle house. Yeah. But whatever you do, don't look even now. I do the, do the cal if I eat back away. Back away for chicken. Back away slowly. Yeah. Follows, stand your ground, use bear spray, ideally with it, when it's within 25 to 60 feet. So now I gotta have a freaking ruler. Well, they sell it there, but we're in convenience dollars up there. And prepare to play dead if it makes contact. Oh, I don't have to play. I don't have to play. I'll send that movie that I can't save his name with the bear I got him. Well, you don't play dead. I don't work. He was alive though. Well, I'm just saying, hey, you don't play dead. You don't play dead, but he goes, the bear is going to grab you and he did continue on. Well, you got to be like, oh, what's his name on Jeremiah Doughton. Okay. Anyway, yeah, you can agree. And he's been over here's pilgrim. Wait, is he can bring him? He said, hey, I'll bring another to the bear. I'm skinned out with this. I'm not, not bringing another. I'm bringing another one. Oh, if it attacked, you play dead, remain still and quiet until he leaves. We about to see how good this is. All right. I'll send only fight back if the attack persists. So now that you've now that you're woke, then you can fight back. Yeah. This is actually good advice. Hey, I'll tell you why you don't play dead. I've got a Weed of Mara Dahl that weighs about 125 pounds. We was in the woods and a possum comes around and he sends a dog and fell over and plays the ass. Well, she just had to run and pick them up. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, that's a little bit more. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that'll play a dead, don't work with it. All right. All right. All right. Here's your dog, a knee toe. And the first thing they do is sit there in the floor and tie it up. Get that squeaker out of it. Yeah. So hold on. I do feel like we need to help people in this situation. Do not scream or make high-pitched noises because that's going to make you sound like pray. That's actually good advice. The problem is when I go to Taco Bell, I get called ma'am because apparently I have a high-pitched voice. I am screwed, Martin. Ma'am. Yeah. You're done for. Don't worry. I won't scream when he gets home. I will have started screaming the moment I see him. Do not climb a tree. No problem. Can't do that. No, I have trouble. I don't like heights either. I don't want to. Do not drop your backpack. Why not? Because it might accidentally bite it instead of your spine. That's actually good advice. That's good advice. Keep your backpack on. Keep your backpack on cause he'll bite the backpack. Say I'm more of a, I'm cutting weight, bro. No, no, no. You can't run. If you run your toast. Well, he's going to bite me in my back. He's going to bite me in my back. He's going to bite me in my back. Hold on. Hold on. But it never turns your back on the bear. Yeah, go on. But your backpack's on your back where you're supposed to be put out on like this. Yeah. It feels like they're saying to your S.O.L. Yeah, they're just giving you a big deal. Yeah, I made a roll. Long time ago. You're straight out of luck, man. I don't know anything. It hurts me. It's a pair of a hunchy back. Well, I'm not, I don't ever intend to go grizzly bear hunting. I just, I know. Oh, sir. I said, every now and then you end up where they are. I hear my husband row. No. Why stay here? No. No, cause that reminds me of Adam Aroch and his son who was 17 at the time. They go to Alaska. Oh, when they shot them, Griez. Yeah. They go to Alaska and that kid shoots the brown bear at about old 15 feet with a boat. Yeah, nope. No, sir. 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There's a three-bear rule that us and West Monroe have no idea about. Three bears? There's three bear rule. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, good night. Really? If it's white, pull it. Good night. Yeah, polar bear angle. Yeah, you're done. But if y'all hear that I got killed by polar bear fun, if it's black, dark, dark, dark. Yeah, let's. The first question you need to ask is, why are you grabbing your hand? Yeah, if somebody tells you that I got eight by a polar bear, the first question you need to ask is, how did he end up in an Arctic Circle? No, because I didn't voluntarily go there. That happens to me. Something's going to ride the St. Louis Zoo. Oh, boy. Or that. Yeah, it would have made it. It's going to make news for a different deal. I have seen a polar bear in person at that St. Louis Zoo. They'd be. And it was just separated by me. And what I assume was a very thick piece of glass. Yeah. That's the biggest thing. I think we've done this. What's the biggest bear? The polar bear? The polar bear. The polar bear. Yeah, because they drink so much regular Coke. Yeah. Yeah. Make you fat. No, it's got to eat so many seals. Well, they swap to Pepsi. What do you say, the commercial? I don't like that. I don't like Pepsi coming to Coke with their... Did they? Yeah, Pepsi's started using polar bears like it's their thing. Were there any good commercials last night? Or did they have any good? Ray Bird. When you... I feel like there was... Oh, when you got two and three year old, it's kind of hard to... There was one Android... It's hard to watch it for what you usually watch it for. Like to be entertained and by the commercials and stuff. My sawed Mr. Beast giving away like a million bucks. Yeah, I didn't try that. Did you? Yeah, of course I did. It's a million dollars. Yeah, no dice. No dice. I don't know. What was the deal? What'd you have to dig? I had to solve some puzzle. But Lord wants me to have it. I'll have it and type some letters and numbers in and hit send. Yeah, no good. I'm not. Maybe not. Who knows? If it is good, I wouldn't tell you. I'm rooting for you if it is. I'm rooting for me too. 100... No, never mind. The polar bear is 1500 pounds at as big as the Kodiak bear is 1300 pounds. What about that Russian bear? Ain't there like a Russian bear? They're pretty... I was having them running all the time. Yeah, and they drank all that vodka. They don't drink Coke. They're running all the time. Oh, Russian. I didn't know we were going to go to bears here after the Super Bowl and the ice storm, but... And the Olympics, but here we are. Yeah. That is... That is cool. To God, I don't know. I'm going to tell you, I'm way more terrified of wolves for the same reason. I said, then bear... Hack hunters. Because there's more than one of them. Yeah, we just had a... Okay. I just want to increase my odds. Like, one on one and one versus 10. I'm not going to win the one on one, but I feel like I may have a chance, but if they versus 10, I mean, I mean, I did, they just go win. Like, there's too many of them. Well, cause, yeah. There's just too many of them. Yeah. All right, hold on. Do I do? Because even if I got nine bullets, you know what, I'm still one short. One short. Yeah. Yeah. If I got nine bullets at that gr is, you know, maybe. But... Okay, we got to talk to the people at Google. They've got all these suggestions. If you see a wolf, you don't run, make loud noises, clap, or use an air horn to let them know you're there and scared them. Oh, yeah. Let's just kid around an air horn. Yeah, I do. You bet. I got one, my pocket. My pocket. Oh, I do have one in my boat, cause now you got to keep one in there. If you run into a wolf in the water, you're in trouble anyway, cause that's terrifying. That means that water doesn't get hard. Look big, back away slowly. Look, group up. If you're with others, put your back to back. So you look for the only thing they suggested that I can do is look big. Pick up small children and keep pets close. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, if it's me or my dog, dude, I love you. Yeah. I'm a goat. That's why I was such a good dog. Get out of here. I think that's right. Get back there, say that a wolf. He heals just for the fun of killing it. Or... Hey, like a dog. He tries to get this quaker out of stuff, you know? He don't kill one of these hungry. He will, but I mean, that's that he just, you know, he kills for the fun of killing it. That's why Old Yellor whooped that one wolf butt. What a good movie. Get back, you'll learn. You remember Old Yellor? What? Old Yellor, the movie? Yeah. I'm such a good movie. Hmm. Look, it don't take no time for things to get a little off track in your health. Like an ice storm when you're locked in and you're eating all the stuff. 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Fly does him. You just got to fly this. Go away, bear. You got to be low voice and wave your arms. Yeah. Yeah. I know, I can hear you scream while you get 8 alive. I don't know. I just hope to never be in that situation. I will be one of the guys by end up in that country that was got like seven cans of that bear spray. Don't really know why, but it will in a big side arm. I plan on going down in a blaze of glory. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to shoot every bullet I got. I'm like, Mark, I ain't going to make it easy. I intend on shoot every bullet I got and people like, well, you can't shoot the bear and I watch me. We will sort that out in the aftermath. And I word against the bear's word will have to surprise. But no, David Crockett, tell that Mexican general. I got a warning. I'm a screaming. David Crockett said that. Yeah. Didn't see you down the moon movie. I don't think so. I did a book report on it. Billy Bob was David Crockett. Yeah. Thank you, was David or Jim Booey. One of him. He was one of him. I did a book report on Jim Booey one time. Cool knife. Martin, you okay, but yeah. I just had a big young come out and know where I'm going because I'm not bored. You know, you stayed up too late watching all the support. Now I cut out on that at about 10 30. I got up this morning at three o'clock. Just wide away. You have to eat. I walked this way. Well, I did. I walked this side of the thing. I never went back to sleep. I went and earned a TV young watching the boys come down at mountain. How much golf had he mined? I drank a pot, but. Check a whole pot. And then I had to make an edin for Blake Paula. Well, you know the pot. You have to go in there. Yeah. I take Paula coffee every I go in there and I make a coffee and I go in there to the bedroom. We got a desk in there and I go. That's her alarm. That's her. Get up. That's your love. Hey, you know, she comes and drinks a cup. I'll build us some toast or something. Well, how do my grandbabies do it? Good. They doing good. What's going on? Can you figure out which one of them is going to be the Olympian either too? Yeah, the guest. Yeah. What? But I don't know which one of these. It's the other one. I know the one, but I can't figure out who's one. Because I don't know. I'm a part. Paula said, I can tell him a part. And I was feeding him on. And she coming there and she said, did you switch? I thought you could tell him a part. No, I ain't sweet. Yeah, I got the same one I had. She told you, we're going to paint some toenails. Oh, so they're that identical. I guess. Well, I mean, you're around them all the time. So if you don't know, I know I ain't going to know. One of them's eight pounds and nothing's seven, 13. Yeah. I got one is 37 and one is 30. Yeah. Well, they're growing like Middle Weeds. They grow and they lookin' around, they startin' and laugh. And smile. I wonder what they're thinking. They're just smile all of a sudden. This is the juice. That's what they're thinking. They ain't ain't about a grizzly bear type. They don't even know about it. They don't even know about it. Yeah. And they tell you, oh, all the time. They don't bark. They bark. They say they fart. They bark. Like a grown man. It's stank. He changed any dirty diapers yet. Now that you... Well, she's breastfeeding her formula. Where's she? Pumping, she doin' a bottle bottle. But, yeah, breast milk. There you go. It's breast milk. Oh, no, they don't. You ain't, they get on formula. That's when they stink. Oh, no. Three pounds. Three pounds much. That's real. Yeah. That's bad. That's bad. If your breastfeeding, they don't smell as bad. Oh, no, no, no. What the deal is on that? That's just like advice from Uncle Simon. After that. I'm serious, because my... Tracer. She breastfed. Yeah. Then when she switched to formula, four good, three pounds. No, there was a big difference when they pooped. Oh, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. You know, sometimes you had to... They get to even worse. You know, to see if they... You know, poop. Yeah. That one they own formula, you don't... Yeah. When they fire, hey, yeah, four good, good. When they get on chicken and steak, you ain't got to ask them more either. Hey. Oh, man. Mmm. Blueberries and rice. How can we don't digest the skins of blueberries? Corn. Yeah. You learn, we learn, we learn things about all sorts of things that still back there. When you have kids, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's a lot of lives. Yeah, it's more like the little mini swimming pool when they get a little float. That's good, you get all in boat, can I all in? Yeah, yeah. Anything ducked, honestly. I was the same way, had a hot tub. Fire trucks. And yeah, no, it's, yeah. But I'm like, hey, I want to take a shower. No, take bath. I'm like, man, come on now. Like this bath time could go so much quicker. If we just take a shower, I'm trying to hang out. Oh, I know, because that's the last thing before bed. That's the last stop before we go getting the beds. Any amount of time you can, you can waste in that bath. Use, yeah. Yeah, I, I, I, yeah. Now shower would be too quick. Yeah. Now it goes bathtub. Now there's stuck on Noah's Ark on Veggie Tails. And so we have to watch that every night before, before bed. So yeah, had him sit and then I put everything things or the little, what rubber deer. I don't know what the hell. Kind of funny looking chair. Yeah, looking up at the TV she had one of them. I don't know who it was. Don't know who just sat there looking. Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to have some fun with them? Turn them on the hay bear. I think that's what she said. Was it a bunch of dancing fruit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild, man. Watch them to their eyes with them changing colors. Y'all stay, that's what you watch. No, that's what they did when they were that age. No, get some like track it and teach them track him with their eyes and stuff like that. That's what they're looking for. Me and my boys monster truck. You know what me and my boys watch that, man? What? The Lord of the Rings. Oh, yeah. No, they ain't there yet. It was awesome. They all bow back and yeah. Oh, that's the hub. Well, he's in the Lord of the Rings too. Yeah, no, they're the three year old. They're still not quite where things sit down and watch a whole movie. They're not. They're gonna give you 20, maybe 30 minutes. We couldn't make it through the Lord of the Rings. It's way too long. Yeah, that's the thing. They should have made six movies, not three. Yeah. It was a good part and I was like, you're gonna get a bad. It's too late. I let them stay up. I don't know. Lord of the Rings is cool though. Yeah. Anyways, but now it's cool. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm ready for him to grow. I hope I wish he'd give him fertilizer and let him get on up there. No, she said that she thought she'd come in out of day, me and Paula, we watched them while they went to church. They hadn't been to church in a while. And they wanted to go. So we watched babies and let them go. And Joe Hanukkah and she said, I smell them rotten eggs from here because we both hold them. Oh, rotten eggs. Yeah, they smell like rotten eggs. Yeah, everybody hold them. Yeah. Well, they got a strain. They'll cry. You pick them up, I shut up. Yeah, they know. Well, you get them this age, they wouldn't even help. Like I have mine outside, or we can help them pick up limbs. So like a game, yeah, it was fun. We didn't have fun. I was more of a, we're gonna have the biggest. The biggest pile gets. Yeah, you feel this up. The time daddy gets back when you get a new hot wheel, man. Cost you a dollar as the father cost you two dollars. And you can motivate them with hot wheels or at this age, you can. I had to come up with other stuff. Yeah, you probably want to come off a 20 spot or something. No, small threats. Oh, or that. I said, we gonna work today. Yes. I had chain saw tractor running. They were just throwing stuff in the back of the truck. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they, uh, now they had, they had fun. Well, I had to deal with them if they pick up two pine cones every time we hold a load and we got done, they pick a new, a new car out. Got me. I miss hot wheels. Yeah, man. One inflation, I got them too, but they don't. What are they, dollar 50 now? No, dollar 15. No, dollar 15. But you used to get them for a square dollar, but then master trucks, they got a crack. They got, you got a track. Oh, I got all kinds of tracks. Yeah, we got loops. We got tracks that, uh, suction cup onto the windows. I'm so like, you can suction cup it and let that, it'll go all the way across our house. Like you get it at the right angles. How wheels are cool. Made some stairs. We used to make the tracks down the stairs and send them out to the front yard. That was a good time. Yeah. The, uh, do you need some? Yeah. Dublin was not a fan either. Yeah, she don't like him cars going zipping up under her legs when she comes walking by. She looks like she's been shot every time. Look, Evie never imagined she would become pregnant. Doctors told her it wasn't possible. So when she found out she was expecting fear took over and her first pregnancy ended in abortion. It was a decision that left her carrying a grief. No one had prepared her for later. Evie reached out for help at a pre-born network clinic. She didn't find judgments. She just found compassion, truth and healing for the first time in a long time. Evie felt hope. But when she got pregnant again, everything was different. She returned to the clinic excited. And when she saw her baby on an ultrasound, when she heard that tiny little heartbeat, it was confirmed what she already knew in her heart. 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And they said to tell you, thank you for that. But then they left there with a dozen, dozen mallard decoys, because I had my decoys in the back of my rig. And I was like, man, they ended up trimming a bunch of other stuff too for them. So I was like, I can't give you nothing other than thank you. But I can sign one of these decoys if you want them. So they all walked out there with a mallard drink decoy autographed by yours, truly, as a thank you to them. I even swap phone numbers. Some of them, one of them lives on Truman Lake, go. Oh, yeah. What you need? If you need, I didn't ask him which arm, but if you need his number, he's a crappy guy up there. But they were all really cool, man. They were up in that bucket, 70 foot high. There was one on our road the other day. And I was, I mean, he was way up there. I said, oh boy, so I wish, he said, I wish he'd let us put our climbing gear on, because he couldn't get to the top. And he's like, I just take the bucket as high as it go and then get out and climb the tree. And I'm like, oh my God, man. Of course, they didn't let me know that pine tree is approximately a hundred foot tall. I mean, you just never, I know it was big, but when a 70 foot bucket won't reach it, I was like, holy crap. Yeah, that's gonna be a bunch of dead pines of them. Yeah. It's just going turn into pine beetles. Yeah. That's why I'm getting rid of my fastation. Yeah, that's why I'm getting rid of mine, ASAP. I had the greatest idea on earth. What's that? There's one limb and it's a problem. It's just, it's a missile pointed directly down at us. And you know, it's not going to hit the house or anything. You shooted out? See, I heard you just take a shotgun and shoot it out. Man, I've tried that. It takes a lot of bullets. Oh, yeah. It takes a lot of bullets to cut that limb. It's depending on what's the size of the limb is. And that sounded fun, but then we were all sitting around the store and I was like, well, if we could get a rope around it, you just pull it. I was like, y'all, it's too tall. Yeah. I said, it's like 60, 70 foot in the air. Yeah. Well, they said. And then Cooney said, you got to rod and reel, don't you? And I was like, oh, praise the Lord. You about to throw a lion or a drone. I tried. You didn't get it. I took, I took, I only had 14 pound tests, but I was going to bring it back. I was going to tie rope to it, bring it back over it. Yeah. I had a little one ounce weight. I said, I probably got one shot at this and we're going to make it count. I'm just missed and went on the branch under it. And then that weight went down and then I saw it go around that limb probably eight times. And I said, well, I didn't come back. Yeah. So now I just got a bunch of fish and line hanging from my chest. Now you got one ounce of lead to worry about falling out and hitting you one day too. It's up there. And I looked up and then I tried to get in with the smaller piece and I was like, you know what? They're saying, I don't know anybody that can make that cast because. Oh, I know a couple that can make it, but they ain't going to come down here to do that. No, my friend, I don't, I don't know that they've ever tried to cast 65 foot up. I don't matter. It's a different ball game. No, either. I don't matter. You give Jacob Wheeler a Kevin van Damme, a one-ounce trap and say, hey, throw that around that limb right there. You watch him suckers. You watch him suckers throw it around that limb. The windows about this big. Oh, yeah, no problem. I'd love to see it. I need him to come down. Yeah, them two right there. Somebody does him dock. She. Yeah. And I was put a man between two before crack. I tried. And literally the further than I was like, man, that was only way to brought home. Oh, I never considered it's going to do around another brain. Oh, yeah. Take a bow and arrow. Like a fishing, fishing rig. Oh, there you go. Tied you rope on a drone. Tied you rope on a drone. What if it hits? Yeah. You tied not long string on it. He wouldn't know. That's not a bad idea. Oh, no. It's a hard string. Because I thought I could almost throw something on it, but it's just, oh, you can just get you one of them tree saddles and climb up there and do what you say. There you go. Nope. The cars. Did you want to have one stick? Yeah. Just tree saddles you way on up there. Oh, yeah. I'm out. Yeah. No, I got I took pictures of them boys up there at that just how high that bucket was. And I was like, no, wait. Is they in the wind shake at bucket and they're up there? You know, then boys use hand souls for 90% of that stuff. Oh, yeah. A lot of them. And they gave me one. I said, the hand souls have a iron channel on it. Now, this one got a red hand. What brand was it? You know, yeah, samurai. And then things are short, buddy, because I said, that ain't the same hand souls we can buy for hunting. Like, you know, it take you 10 minutes to go through a twig sometime. They were cutting logs and limbs up there, that big in about two minutes. Oh, look, this one. He said what the trick is is that it is that it cuts both ways. The ones that they have, he said that but they said you had to store only cut one way. He said, Arska both ways whenever you're doing it. Well, since we're on the whole conversation of winter animals and September tree stands, 80 month. September tree stands, 80 month and hunting and ice and everything. Before we got to got one email, Kelsey. Kelsey. Guess where she's from. Oh, Vir. Alaska. Nailed it. How'd you know that? Well, you said we were talking about it. You said winner. She is asked if we've ever been hunting in Alaska. I have not. She got one on their mind. That, Kelsey, that looks so cold. It hurts my feeling. Is that a care booth? That's a care booth. But wait for this one. Oh, that's a moose. Oh, a big. A big old moose. I assume that's a big moose. I don't know. The mega dea is small moose. The me is a giant. That looks like one damn fork. You would put on the wall. I mean, that's a huge. Yeah, he go, oh, time out there. Go back to that moose. Look how cool that picture is. That sucker's at the top of the hill. But yeah. Look how far away that is. I'm assuming that that down there is at the bottom where they live. God. Good grief. Look how much bigger it is than Kelsey. That's what I'm talking about. That's her first moose and first year. You go girl. Kelsey lived by the increases. She got there. Oh, she would be. Yes, we might need some bear advice. She would get back by. I could. But no, she could ask if we'd any of us had ever been to Alaska. I'd never been there. I've never been there, but I did hunt. Yeah. Did you like Alaska? Yeah. Oh, we were about as late as. I could barely know getting in a hurry. We watched the bears when the salmon run was on. Yeah. Today I'll take catch an assamble. I want to be out there catching them too. I'm going to eat moose. Hmm. But I bet it's no. I bet it's good. I bet he says moose is the best careboose sausage runner up. And I have had that. Huh. I bet they're both good. Yeah. The bearboost is pretty good. I've got it. Hunts all over the world. What's it? Talks like. We caught that. He had careboose, bear. Bear style. I can't, you know, I wouldn't do. I wouldn't eat bear. I mean, I would if I had to. Oh, if I started it. Me and them are tight. See, I don't need one of hunting. It's like alligator. They eat something like that. No or somewhere and it was pretty good. What's that bear? Yeah. And I said, I wouldn't expect in that because I was expect because I'd always heard. Oh, it's greasy. They ain't no good. So I was just doing it to be nice. And you ate garballs when I eat it. I said, hmm, yeah, I'll try most anything once. But you gotta have a note. Thank you, portion. I'd like to try moose. Moose, I bet. Moose is probably good. I would bet it's fantastic. I bet it's good. I bet it's good. Yeah. I bet it's good. Yeah. That's good. Anyway. Yeah, pretty much. Kelsey, shout out to your Northern snowy living. Yeah. They say mountain lions great. Okay, then we can't trust them. Wow. But I ain't ever. I mean, I can. Again, I want to stay on their side. I want to keep them tight. I have. I heard it's like they think they're sending signals from the beyond. Hey, I've just said it. The ducks would have attacked you by now if that was happening, sir. Well, I understand it. Sometimes they do. And you got to shoot them in self-defense. But, you know, I mean, sometimes they get right in their own, you know, but yeah, that's why for me. That's how I know birds are real. They're not drones because if they were, they didn't drop on on my head. That is true. Or they might not pick it up. But I just want to mountain line to look at me if everything's best. I said, you know, he never messed with none of us. I think that's a good old boy. I'm just gonna walk on. I don't take that sound. It probably isn't. But you know what? That's what I'm going with. How many? I mean, what about bears and how many is hanging on that lamb up there sitting in that fort just watching us go to deer's things? All of them. Yeah, they let us walk right by. I'm so cool with them, man. We good. No, not happened. Remember that in the bow range, we got up there to seven, Jay. Yeah, I'm out, man. Yeah. You're living in a backyard. Big cats. All right, well, let's go home. Second desoloneans, one and three, we ought always to thank God for you brothers and rightly so because your faith is growing more and more and the love every one of you has for each other is increasing. Keep loving each other, y'all. Amen.!