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This is your business supercharged with the help of Zero helping you public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public public I mean the day just got away from me. Hello my grateful giglers. It is the month of gratitude. Yep, timely. Timely. Being in the present. Being in the present. Thinkings. Every. Thinking about stuff and just. There's been some drama. I had a good run. I had a really good run with my fashion choices. People started to say that I was a visionary. You're not afraid to be yourself. I'm afraid to be myself. She takes a risk. She's a good risk take. She takes risks but we love her for that. Whatever she's not like everyone else. She like does her own thing. I saw a lot of that. I wore a dress at the Teen Vogue party. No, I'm just kidding. It was Elle, the woman in Hollywood party. I posted it. Teen Vogue went out. No, I think 17 went out. Anyway, one of them. One of them. Pretty as dead except for how to giggle. But you can get for any. What's your story about? You guys, we have so many stories today. But yeah, I wore this dress and the giglers were the nation was divided. Oh, you wouldn't even say that. I was actually going to say I think it was unanimous. It was. Here's my question. Here's my question. You didn't comment. I have to know it's bad. Oh my gosh. Looking through. No page comments. But you know what pages are you scrolling. I'm collecting my thoughts. I'm saving it for the pod. Here was where I was taken aback. The bowing your hair. That was the last minute decision. Do you think that was the one because I actually. I think I sealed your fate. I thought it I thought it was Cunty. It's the small designer who's like the shit. That's another thing that people don't talk about enough. You're always taking small brands, small designers trying to put them on a pedestal trying to. I'm supporting female run businesses and you guys are tearing them down. I'm like, have you seen the Zara window today? You know, Mila Sullivan might be Mila and I loved it because it had people were calling it a tampon, but it had this like red, which is very Hollywood to me and like the lace and yeah, the lace kind of looked nude on top without the bow. I think it really was good. Last second, it was brought up to we throw the bow and you know when you're just walking out the door and you're like, yeah, I had on. Yeah, glitter. Yeah, that's how the opposite of Coco Chanel. You're like, before you leave the house at at least three things. Literally is what happened. Yeah, everything was done and then we put it on. Um, I thought you would appreciate me trying to do a little girly bow. Yeah, the bows, I guess aren't, you know, it's funny is like, I'm always like, bring back Joan Rivers. Like nobody, everyone's afraid to say something. And then when it's us, I'm like, oh, that was mean. Like, oh yeah. They hit me right there. But you know, that's why you didn't comment on my photo because you didn't want to kick a dead, a dead horse. There's one thing the internet loves and it's piling on group mentality. And so if I did a comment that was less than favorable, you would have lit a fire that we could have never unfired. Yeah, yeah, I could have never put that out. But your silence was loud. Loud. I was at one point where I was like, did I miss her? Did I miss it? And then I was like, oh, she's mad, mad. I was like, she is leevish. I just, I, I, well, there's a lot of things about it that weren't me. So you're already starting me at a negative. Okay, you know, I hate lace. You do. Yeah, I hate lace. You know, I hate lace. You know, I hate like multiple colors in one thing. So like you already put me at a bad. Why would you do that? But you know what? I feel like I crave like it was too calm for too long. You love, no. I love a little chaos. Here's the other thing that I think that people insult me and give you a compliment that I do actually think is true. I love a trend. I love being influenced. I love seeing a girl and being like, oh, I can recreate that outfit. That was such a good idea. You have amazing personal style. You only go by what you like and what you think looks good and what you think is cool. So, and I think that's a great thing. I also have a unique body type. It's a very pair and it's hard to pull off a lot of trends. Like I can't wear a blazer dress. You love a blazer dress. My labia is just flapping around. Like my butt doesn't fit. Yeah, like anything I get, I'm like, what if we made it mini and be better? Yeah, like I can. Everything I'm like, I need it to be longer because my booty, but I digress. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I actually have a funny story. Okay. I actually have a couple of funny stories. I think my first story is. Tell me a story. So the other day I got an email. Yeah, I think an email or text. I'm so sorry. I was like on a Wednesday at 2 p.m. I'm not paying. I'll do it. I get an email or text whatever from Gmail like, hey, your email was logged on from another phone, from another computer, like whatever an I, if there's one thing I take seriously, it's cybersecurity. Okay. I'm very Uber's and cybersecurity top on my list. That's so funny because I'm like that's on my business. Oh, I've screenshot it sent into chat GPT. Like, is this a real email? Is this a real website? Like I'm very weary. No, you remember when like Dior emailed me for a collaboration and I forwarded it to my agent. They were like, yeah, the Dior doesn't want to. I go, it happened. They're like, no, it's Dior. They don't want you. Okay. So I get that email and so immediately I'm like, oh my God, this is like, and I don't know how to check like, oh, is that my phone? Whatever. I'm just like changing my password. So I go on and change my password, like whatever. How many passwords can one person have? I mean, I write it down in my phone. So if someone took it, I'm like, I'm combusting. Yeah. So then a couple of days goes by and my mom comes into town and whatever and she's like, whatever. And she says to me, um, I can't see your emails anymore. And I'm like my emails and I'm thinking she's like getting the word wrong. I'm like, what do you, you mean like my texts aren't going through like she, and she's like getting her hair and makeup done. She goes, no, your emails. I can't see your emails anymore. I go, how were you looking at my emails? And she goes, you gave me your old iPad. You never signed out of your emails. And the other day I got signed out of your emails. Wait, what do you, I go, what if you open something and I didn't open it and then I miss it? And she goes, well, come on, I respect your practice. Oh, you do? And she goes, I only click on things you've already clicked on. Wait, I'm obsessed that from eight to 10 p.m. every night, Kim has her shows and by shows, it's going through Paige's junk mail. I go, what are you looking for? She goes, I like to see how you respond. I like to see how other people respond. I like to see what jobs you're doing. I go, I was so taken back. But the best part about it was that like she was confused on why I was confused. And the end of the conversation was when I come home from Thanksgiving, I'll resign into my email on her iPad. Wait, now I'm mad that my mom isn't in my emails. Because now I feel like does my mom even care? Well, I really better be on their toes because I don't think you realize my mom is also reading it. Your mom is reading everyone's emails. Yeah. Wait, this is so funny. And she had notes. And she had notes. That's like when you're little and you're on the phone with someone and then you hear like a noise and you're like, is someone on the line? I was so taken back and especially because I was at a Daphne photo shoot and people were talking about like going home for the holidays and people were like, oh, I get a hotel when I go home so that I don't like burden my family and like stay with them. And I look at my mom from the corner of my eye and she's like, oh, no, get a hotel. You're like, I made my parents switch with me and I have their bedroom. I'm like, my mom is in my emails. Well, I didn't realize that I share a location with my mom and it's the that's the thing they don't tell you. So like, yeah, no, I knew that. Thank God she has it though, because I don't want to text her every time I land. Well, that's the thing. It's it's very it makes their life easier for us to share a location because they're like now when I text my mom, like I landed, she goes, I know. But also you as a mom, you're you're going to be I'm my microchipping. I'm sorry. I'm Russia. That was one of the funniest lines. That was one of the funniest lines you've had. And I think it's I think it's growing up because I feel like we are similar. We grew up in a household where like we love our dads. Our dads are great. Like totally they're like, patriarch, let's go. Yeah, I mean, but our moms are in charge. Yeah. So like if my dad's a personality hire, add some color or get out. Like unless you're adding a little light to the room, I don't need your shit. My dad comes in for dramatic affairs. But my mom is in control. Like anything serious. You're asking our moms. Like, yeah. So anyway, so I'm just like, that's how my household will be run because sorry, men are a little bit dumber. My dad is dumber. He's not a skilled. He doesn't know what's going on. I was just with my extended family, my brother, his wife and their two kids. Yeah. I was the fun on. Yeah. When I tell you we went off, we woke up. First of all, Lois wakes me up and wants me to read immediately, which read a book to her, which should be a torture device. Have you ever tried to read the second you woke up? I'm like, she literally likes me with this huge book and she's like, wait it to me. And then she knows she memorized the book. So if I obviously I'm trying to. I'm out at third grade. Once they come home past third grade, sorry, I can't help anymore. Like obviously I was like skimming the words. I'm not reading a full paragraph. I was like, let's get to the gist of it. And she was like, you missed this sentence. And I was like, I'm obsessed with you. Keep me on my toes. You're like, look at the pictures. Love us. So I was in Indiana, which, look, there's a culture there. And but I also this happens to me all the time. My opener, Ali Colbert jokes that I interact with people where it seems like it's their first day on planet Earth. I like attract that energy. Like it's their first time interacting with someone. So I tell Lois, let's go get smoothies because I'm fun. Yeah. So I go to your smoothie and I look at the lady and I was like, I'll have the strawberry banana. Add peanut butter please. Cause I'm fun. She looks at me. Tell me if I'm crazy. She looks at me and just goes, I'm in butter. In that moment, I'm like, okay. So many things can be happening right now. Are you suggesting? Are you suggesting it? Did you not hear me? You thought I said almond butter? Or you saying you don't have peanut butter and you're going to replace it with almond butter? Yeah. So then I go back at her because I just go, peanut butter. That's what I said, peanut butter. And Lois is just looking at me and I go, don't worry Auntie Han, I'll handle this. And the woman, I swear to God looks at me and goes, almond butter. Oh. So then my heart starts, my heart rate goes up. She added extra. She said almond butter. So then I said, I am so sorry. Are you saying that you don't have peanut butter and you replaced with almond butter? And she looks at me and she just nods her head. But I'm like with a full family. I'm with my family. Yeah. So you're in that moment. As far as she knows, that's your child. I have a child who is looking at her mother to see how she handles social situations. So my heart's beating and I'm, but I'm like, you know, I'm funny. So I put my card and I turned to my brother after I go, did I almost fight that woman? And he goes, that was fucking crazy. And I'm like, am I, did I say it weird? Like, is it me? Yeah. And he's like, no, it's not you. Then we go to Barnes and Nobles obviously with our smoothies and trying to find how to giggle. I look in every airport. I haven't found it. Me neither. I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, sure there's a good girl here. I walk in and I'm like, everyone's staring at me. Everyone's like, that's a girl in the book. I'm like, they know I'm looking for my brother. But I walk in and I'm all like shy and I'm, I'm like, let's try to find it. Can't find it on our own. But Barnes and Nobles is fucking huge. And also like, I don't know what our book is under. Like self helpers. Like who knows? Who knows? Is it considered new? Can't put us in a box. Best selling? I don't know. So I haven't been in Barnes and Nobles in a while. So I was like, oh, I know how to find it. They have that like table at the computer where you like put the books name in. So I'm like, come on, Lois. And I go and I put the books name in. I hear ma'am, ma'am, that's for employees only. So when I look at that and I'm like, look, look like I'm about to like rob Barnes and Nobles. Okay. There it is. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. And then look at my brother again. And I'm like, am I the problem? I'm probably the issue. You are the problem. So Lois is like, who knew those were for employees? I now thinking back, it was always an employee that would like write it, but it was just sitting there. Yeah. Like at least have a sign. Sorry, a girl wants to take charge. But this is why I don't leave my house. No. Literally, I said that the other day, I forget what I was referring to. And I was just like, and this is why I don't go home. This is what happened. This is the Lois got her nails done, which was the cutest thing ever manicure pedicure. And she's obsessed with sparkles. And she does this thing where she goes, Hannah, tell me a story. You should have seen, I got her so excited. I said, this little girl, you can just make up stories on your own. Like she literally would be like, tell me a story. And you started with saying there was a little girl and her name locked in. And she's like, and I'm sad. Her being like, give me gossip. I go, there's a little girl and I'll be like, and her name was Lois. And you know when they get that face where they're like, oh my God, like this is going to be so good about me. And I go and she had superpowers because everything she touched turned to sparkles. I swear to God, she went, she gasped. And I said, I'm about to freak you out right now. I'm gagged right now. She's like, I'm going. And her favorite color is purple. And she, and I go, and then one day it turned purple also. And she was like, I am freaking out. I just need to point out on the pod that you do also have a nephew. Bobby. Yeah. Well, this, this podcast is for women. No, Bobby is actually the cutest ever. Well, then we bring them to a, it's called Skyzone. This is what people do in the suburbs. There's a lot of creative things. Is this the trampoline place? The trampoline place. So I'm like, sorry, I'm breaking my neck. I was like, let's go get there. And immediately I'm like, I'm going to throw up. Lo is having the time of her life. She's summer salting, which I'm like, that's not what you're supposed to do here, but whatever you want. Bobby is just like bopping around the cutest ever. And I feel like I was going to puke. And then there was a like Ninja Warrior type obstacle course. The way I quit. So like, really? And then well, cause I'm, my body weight is all hips down. So I have no upper body strength and my fingers are really short and fat. So like there was one thing where you had to like monkey bar it and like, you know, they try and they fall. I just calmly fell down. Okay. Next Hannah and Paige try because I feel like I low key would be swinging. Okay, we have to do. What's it like? Like, okay, now that because you're not the parent and you're like the aunt, you're a little removed. Having seen like Lois and Bobby, like would you rather have a girl or a boy? Like what looks easier? Lois is observant. Lois doesn't let you lie to her. Lois says why? Where Bobby is just happy to be there. He's like happy to be involved. Got a snack. It's literally art. Like think of your parents. Like it's always the same. My dad was talking to, I think it was like my brother's girlfriend's mom. And he was just like saying, he was talking about like having kids or something. And he looks at her and he was like, well, I'm a girl dad. Cute. My dad has a son. Has a full son. I'm like, girl dad's are for dads who only have daughters dad. I'm like, you look, you, I know you feel that and I feel it for you. We have the same father. I go, you can't say that to other people. My father's like Facebook photo is a photo of me. He's like, no, but I am. I'm a girl dad. They call it, we're the password kids. Yeah. If my dad had to keep passwords and my mom obviously keeps them, I would be the password child. That's another great example. My dad doesn't, you ask him any passwords. Like what? My favorite cause the holidays are coming along. I love looking at my dad being like, do you know what this is? Cause you were not involved in any of the shopping. Anything. But guess who got to get for you? Me. You hit mom to do all of it. No, I love it. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I literally thought I was like going crazy. You know, like when you go on TikTok and it's like Mandela effect and it's like things, whatever. And like, usually I'm like, okay, there's like an explanation for that or like it changed over. I really started to get scared the other day to the point where I called my mom and she's like, yeah, I see it. She was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I thought Thanksgiving was always the third Thursday. Oh, this is about my pay grade. I don't, that's none of my business of November. I wait for someone to tell me it's next week and then I do it, but it's not. It's always been the last Thursday of the month. And people are like, if you, if you think that it was the third Thursday, you're in a different timeline. And so like, you have to convince I'm on a different time. I thought it was always the 28th. Is it? I don't know. No, don't listen to me. I don't. It's the 27th this year. It's the 27th this year, but I always thought it was the third Thursday. I got my tooth done. Let me see. Sorry, that looks sweet. It looks so different. Wait, okay. Wait, it doesn't, but also it does. Do you feel better? Yes. That's all that matters. Okay. So I got a veneer just on this tooth next to my front tooth, but I didn't get my tooth shaved, shavened down. You got a veneer, but not on the front tooth on this one. This one. Okay. I couldn't tell. Dr. Eric Chasen, Madison dental. He's been my dentist for 10 years. Wait, did they shave it down? No, because my tooth was so pushed back. He was like, I can just glue on the veneer to your tooth and it'll be like the result you want. And I'm obsessed. You have been pretty smiley lately. Have I? Yeah. I love my smile now. No, it was really annoying me though. Yeah. Actually, yeah, when I got Invisalign, you always have that moment where you're like, would you do anything? And the lady was like, yeah, like there's one tooth that I could like put some more tooth there. So I'm going to do Invisalign on the bottom and my top, like I'm good. I feel good. And he's like, and I don't need to see you now for a while. And I'm like, okay. You love a dentist. I love a dentist. A dentist. You love a dermatologist. That's where you feel alive. The doctor says like, sorry, I'm going to have to make you come back in like next week. I'm like, no, I'm sad. I love my appointment. I told you I went to get a facial and they were like to book a laser. You have to like book again. And I'm like, you will never see me again. Yeah. I love a follow up. You love a follow up appointment. They're like, and we're just going to need to see you back. I'm like, and I'm here. I'm here. You go just us two besties. Honestly, that's like one of the biggest reasons why I was like, I can never leave New York City. I'm like, all my people are here. All my doctors. Whenever I go to the doctor, I'm always like, I should do this more often. Yeah. But like it's, I told you I was talking to someone from LA and they were like, who's your anti aging doctor. And I was like, I don't have a doctor. Hey, I don't have a doctor. That's so LA, but what were they referring to? I wish you remember. I wish you remember. I wish you remember. Giglers, it's officially gift swap season and excited me and Hannah have gifts for each other from Ulta beauty. And I, you're my favorite person to get a gift from and also give a gift. Why? Because I like to see your thought process. You know, I like to see. But also I love Ulta because there's so many different things I could pick. And you can really get something for everyone, whether it's your skincare obsessed girl, whether the one who likes to put on makeup for a fancy event, fragrances, a ton of fragrances. Yes, it's just your ultimate gifting destination. Also, I love an app. They have a great beauty app where I could just boom, boom, boom, boom. Can I be your gift? Yes. Actually, swap. Swap. You go first. Okay. You know, I love like good packet. You know, I love that. I know you would wear that as like a purse to an event. I got you the Clinique Black Honey Vault. So Black Honey is the kind of their like iconic shade that they've known about forever. I feel like it really does look good on everyone. These are my favorite. Yeah. Do you want to know why? Because these are like a little nostalgic. I know. I also feel like you will have like six lip glosses in your purse and you still need more. Like you'd like to have options. I don't leave the house unless I have like three options for lip. And also like people don't talk about changing your lip midday. Sometimes you change with the mood. Like so many people are like, does it last all day? It's like, well, maybe it doesn't because I'm going to throw a different look at 2 p.m. Exactly. Exactly. Especially when you have outfit changes, you need lip changes. Wait, and then you can legit use this. Yeah. It's really cute. This is a great gift. I love something that comes in like a little set and it's like the gift is already practically wrapped. And silver's in. Let's see what Paige got me. So you think I smell? I love soldejanero. Soldejanero is the best. And also you're a driver now. So like you actually have to keep sprays in a car because it's just like a rite of passage. You could spray this anywhere anytime. Because it's a mist. Well, yeah. And it has, oh my God, fresh guava nectar, sunlit orchid and sensuous pink musk. Is that what you think about me when you think of me? Pink musk. Yeah. It is. And that's the soldejanero shirosa 48. It's one of their best sellers. I like to call it the pink one because I think it's the prettiest one. Also, when you walk into Ulta Beauty, you can obviously find a gift, but you might discover something new for yourself. Like there's always new skincare to discover. What I always say, one for you, one for me. That's how I do my Christmas shopping. Or you forget that you only got stuff for you and you didn't get stuff for everyone else and that's okay. That's okay. It's something I'm working on. We love how easy Ulta Beauty makes holiday shopping. There's a set for everyone. There's gifts for yourself. And they just make it so easy because not only can you go in store, but you can also shop online. And in the Ulta Beauty app. And this little swap moment was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and Acast Creative. Wait, another thing I saw on TikTok, which is really blowing my mind. It was this like news outlet in Canada and it was this woman who, I forget what her like exact job is, but it's like the study of like certain animal species. And she was saying that in the past 10 years, raccoons are making a really intense play to be domesticated. What was it because they're starting to become cuter? Their snouts have changed. They're smaller. Because they're smaller. It's easier for them to get food, I think because so many people are feeding them. And they said this was like similar to what cats did. They just like hung around more and were like, hey, how you coming? But also speaking of Russia. Last, last pod we were talking about it. They're domesticated in Russia. Like if you ever get like a random Russian TikTok, they have fucking raccoons as pets. They take them to the grocery store and stuff. Wait, but don't raccoons have thumbs? Chris, can you- I think raccoons do have opposable thumbs. That's your child. Like those are furry humans. Here's the thing. I really feel like it's a hybrid between a cat and a dog kind of. Because it's cat like where it's like taking things with its hands. But it's also like dog like because it's like- It's messy. Yeah, it's like hey. I mean, don't tempt me with the new animals that I could domesticate. Yeah, I'm just like in 15 years. Like if someone was like, here's your pet raccoon. Well, did you hear people are really upset about how pigeons are treated in New York? I have seen some discourse about the pigeons. Discourt? Because pigeons back in the day were- Renowned. Renowned. They were- They were- They were rich for the government. They were women in STEM. They were literally- Yeah, they were- How are the postal service. Have you seen Game of Thrones? Yeah. That's how they communicated. And now we're just like idiots. And now we're like get out of the way. And I don't know, men, do you ever see a pigeon that's like walking with you and I'm like, it could be us? Well, you want to know what? I have a lot of pigeons that sit on my window sill. Yeah. And I don't know why- They're gossiping. It was specifically my window sill, but those are kiddies friends. Yes, Butter loves and they go- Yeah, they shit all over my window sill, but that's another- That's for another time. Yeah. I did something kind of adorable and my brother and I went out to dinner together. Just the two of you. Which honestly, I don't know if we've ever done. Ever done. Like yeah, we'd hang out in college and stuff, but never like as adults. Gary and I went out to dinner just the two of us, not this summer, but the summer before. Because my parents- We were on vacation, my parents were like, we're not going to go, we don't feel well, you guys go. It's crazy. And we looked at each other. It's like, you're not supposed to be alone with your sibling. Like that's when like weird bad things happen. I saw a TikTok where it was like when my siblings crying and I pat their back because my parents ever taught us how to console each other. There is something like inherently awkward with your sibling, but then it's like so not- It's just, yeah, it feels so familiar, but also so weird. Also because we left his wife and children at home. But we maybe set the night before. There's also like an overwhelming ick to it because you're like, people think we're on a date. Like that's disgusting. There's a thing about me and my brother, he's blond with blue eyes. Yeah. And he's a year and a half younger than me. We're very close, but because he lives in Chicago, it's been like different because I can't see him. But it was so funny we get in the car and they drive differently in the Midwest. Like we were in a lane that wasn't moving and all the other lanes were moving. And you know, you're just in New York, like they'll kill a family to get ahead. Yeah. The car is like not going to other lane, but my brother and I are both polite. Yeah. Like we didn't have someone in the car to be like, can you racing to get home? They're like, this is life. We had a reservation. They were just like, oh yeah, the trap is bad. The traffic is bad. And I'm like, well, can you, can we make some moves? No, New York has definitely made me way more impatient than I feel like I used to be. And I love how the Uber drivers, you'll be like no rush. And they're like, it's okay. And then they just like, they're like, really? Cause I'm in one. They're just in the bus lane and you're like, actually get ahead, mother fucker, get ahead. So we get to the restaurant. I was just going to say, so like walk us through it. Like, did you guys talk about? So we're talking and then we end up being in like the worst traffic ever to the point where I was like, well, I think we ran out. We ran out of stuff to talk about. And we still have a whole dinner together. It's funny because it's similar to like, I would assume that when my parents go out to dinner together, just the two of them, like, what are they talking about other than me? You know, we love talking about the parents. So it's the kind of the same thing because making fun of your parents with your sibling is like a different symbiosis. I even was talking about like a memory I had and he was like, I was there. And I was like, you were. It's funny how your memories like you don't remember. I'm like, you were in the car during that. And he's like, yeah, a couple of years ago, it like, I don't know if it was like a therapist said this or like where it was. But it was like just because you and your sibling grew up in the same house with the same parents the same amount of years. Doesn't mean they had the same childhood experience as you. 100%. And it, it like kind of hurt my brain. I was like, wait, what do you mean you didn't experience that the way I like I experienced my dad very differently than my brother experienced my dad. Yeah, he walked in the room. Your dad didn't even say good morning. No, like he was like a little bit more. He knew my sweetie poopie. I'm like a little bit more scared of my dad because they would like have to work together where like, like if it snowed, my brother woke up knowing he had to shovel where I woke up knowing like. My dad's going to Dunkin Donuts today. Like, you know, like everyone's getting munchkins. Like there's so many different things where like you realize you had a different experience. But it's so cute to think of like the memories that just you guys had. Like I was, I was like, do you remember that Mexican restaurant we'd eat at the corner and we'd eat everything. And then we lived up that block and my dad would go, okay, race and he'd make us race on a full stomach full of Mexican Michael Vick. Like literally. My dad was crazy. And then I would always win because I was older and I'm like, was that because I loved winning. But I was like, that must have after like the 40th time you lost, that must have hurt. And I was weird for you play football. And again, it was bigger than him and I just knocked him down. It's so true. They siblings really are the only people that knew you as a child who also will know you as an adult. Like even some of your friends, like some of your friends don't know what you were like when you were three. Yeah. Also Daniel's kids are the same age difference and look exactly the same as me and him. Yeah. So it's like watching us as kids and try to explain to Lois. I'm like, what Bobby is to you? Daniel is to me. Yeah, like kids. I'm like, your dad is my little stupid brother. Yeah. Like does Lois know that her grandma is your mom? Probably not. She's fucking smart though. You know, every now and then you're like, are you fucking genius? Or are we in that situation where like, do you just think that cause she's yours? I'm so that person where I'm like, that was my thought like thing any kid's ever done. Or was it just like a waste of her time? She was. Or was that spin move kind of ridiculous and not at all athletic. You know, but because she's yours, are you like, sorry Lois is like. You don't have any niece or nephews, do you? I let you know of. I was explaining to Daniel, I'm like, that's my child. Like it's my jeans with someone else's jeans. The closest thing I have is like my cousin has kids, but they live in Chicago. So it's not even like I saw them grow up. It's also weird because my aunt and uncle, I'm like, yeah, like I like you guys, but like, I don't realize. I love Lois and Bobby more than anything. I mean, those are my kids. Like I'll steal them. Yeah, I don't have that. I don't have anything like that. I'm sorry. Okay. 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A standing desk restaurant. And you do squats. This lady comes to the table and she goes, I just want you to know there's a lot of dairy on this menu. And I go, I go, I love a gigler with an entrance. I love a gigler that has a line and is like, I'm gonna get you. Yeah, I'm her parent. Meanwhile, my brother's literally looking like, oh, what? And I'm like, it's just me and the girls. I go, I'm gonna ship myself, thank you. And my brother's like, we're at a fancy restaurant. And I'm like, do you have a lactate? She's like, I actually do if you need. And I'm like, no, I'm gonna raw dog this one. Thank you so much. And of course she's like, I'm so biased with the giglers. They're all like a hot, successful, smart, funny, gorgeous. And she went to the line. And that was iconic. And then the guy comes and he's like, oh, we have some more recipes, some more options for add-ons. They had like a 150, I like ravioli. $150 ravioli. What is in the middle of it? It's like a truffle or something. Oh, truffle. I'm not sure. So my brother, the way he phrased this was so funny, but he goes, sorry, I didn't do a lot of research on the menu. It's how he started it. And I was like, oh my God. Cause we're like kind of young to be at the restaurant. He was like, old people. And then he goes, how many actual meals are there? And he leaves like, courses. Yeah. And then I'm like, damn, though we started that. It sounded like you were about to be like, is this Wendy's? So like, you're out of, so we're just like giggling. And then the guy puts down the meal and my brother looks at me and goes, I'm in butter. And then we're losing it. Like we are losing it. There's nothing better than a callback. Especially from like a sibling earlier in the day. Cause one thing about my brother, your brother's very, very funny. My brother's actually quite stiff and professional and like the adults, like he's more mature than me. But after one drink. Yeah. He's funny. He's me. Like he's so goofy. And then we'll grow back to siblings have different experiences growing up with you. You were probably someone had to hold it together. So loud and like confident. And like, I'm going to say this and this is funny that he was probably like, and that's her. And this is me. I'm like a little bit more quiet. He's strong. He's sensitive, beautiful, great man. So proud of that man. We support him in the arts. And then when you go to these tasting menus, the descriptions they have of everything. Why did you guys pick a tasting menu restaurant? Cause he's like, he's like a foodie. Like he like loves like. I know you like did it by accident. It is kind of fun. Cause you get to like Gordon Ramsay it. Like you taste it and you look at each other and you go, the acidity. Really soft. Is that a foam? There's always a foam. Is that an elder flamer? On a tasting. It's like, you didn't need to foam this. There's always a foam. They love a foam. It's like, that's like me adding a bow at the end. You didn't need it. But they were so funny cause they described these things. They'll be like, and then we got this rock from a mountain and fill and ask whatever. So then Daniel started like making up stuff. Cause they talk about like, they'll be like, there's so many skits that could be performed. And the way we killed this was, there was a ninja. There was no pain. The goat didn't see it coming. And its family was nowhere near it. Like there's just so many details about it. So he started doing that. Wait, that's so funny. So we're just like giggling the whole meal. And then the giggler was obviously coming in, adding ref. So we had, you had a nice time. I had a nice time with my brother. Wait, that's so nice. I had a nice time with my little brother. I also feel like, you had an older brother, which is completely different dynamic. I feel like they beat you up. Like, I'm beaten down. Like I came out of the womb just tired. Like Lois is the older one. And I'm watching Bobby will like annoy her and she's not going to beat him up. She'll just be like, Bobby, stop it. Where I feel like older brothers probably just like smacked you. Yeah, they, they beat you down so badly that you have nothing left to give. You want to know what I think that is why, like in so many of my like dating relationships that men have described me as like having a man's mentality because there is so much shit that I don't care. That I'm like, I don't care. Like shut up, whatever. And I think it is growing up with an older brother that like any emotional thing that I'd be like, and this is upset. He'd like, shut up. No one cares. Not a big deal. Get over it. So that, so I almost was like, okay, I don't care about that. If I had a sister, I don't think it would have been good for the world. I would have been so much more caddy and calculating. I feel like, and like read into things where like the majority of things in my life, I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, yeah. There is positivity of having a brother in the household. It's fun to like throw a tampon at them. Yeah. And I think my brother and I were a good amount of years apart that I actually, I always felt like an only child. I never felt like, because my brother was doing things, I couldn't, because it was so opposite things. He's so boyish. And I'm so girly that we never overlapped. It's my brother during high school, I went to three different high schools. Like I went for a tennis team, then I went to Florida, then I went back, and my brother was like there. So I like left him for a second when I was 14. My brother like to this day, now mind you, I'm 33 years old, this man is 37. Still will say you abandoned me. And I'm like, when? Because you went to New York? And he's like, when you went away? And I go to jail? To college? I'm like, wait, what do you mean? He's like, you moved to New York City. I'm like, to start my life, but it really upsets, like to this day, it really upsets him. Jerry has a metro card. Like you can get your little. I see you every weekend at my apartment. Yeah, in your apartment. You do more now than when you were in high school. You know, it's actually so freaking cute. My brother, I would like go to different schools because of tennis. My brother followed me to literally every school, except when I went to Florida. Did he like that? He ended, I guess, I don't think there was. We haven't talked about it. We haven't talked about it. No I do. He keeps it actually to himself and his therapist, it's weird. And then he went to Wisconsin with me. Oh wow. Is that crazy? Wait, that is fun. He followed me everywhere, but he had a whole different life. There's also, I think, a different discourse with me and my brother because I was younger, that like my whole life I was known as Gary DeSorbo's little sister, but now anywhere, like he's a lawyer, a whole being court and a judge will be like, we watch, here's this, you know? So like now he's Paige DeSorbo's brother and it takes a, it's very jarring for him. He does not like that. I don't want to put my brother on blast, but he's at a big company and he is doing everything in his power for people not to know that he's my brother. Disacisiability. Like literally he's so, like he's so proud of me, but he does not want to be part of any of that. No, I think, yeah. Thank you. So anyway, if there's some with my last name of your company, that's my brother. One thing I'd like to bring to the forefront. Oh, yes. That I think that like AI needs to get on, people at Apple needs to get on. Look, everyone's like, we don't need AI taking people's jobs, totally. I completely agree with that. Let's use AI for things that we can actually use. Why can't I go into my pictures, into my photos album, and type in exactly what I'm looking for and it not pull it up? Like I want to type in mirror selfie, red dress, purple shoes, give me the picture. It doesn't come up? No, like it's, they have the search, but it's not accurate. Yeah, like I'll put like mom and like it shows my dad. Yeah, I'm like pull her up. You know who she is. You know who she is. You know. Do you ever search for cat photos? Of course, Daphne's labeled in there obviously, but like, no, I'm only now that I think about it, my mom was probably to my FBI agent in my phone, like all good here, I got it. I've been monitoring your emails, we don't need you. I'll send you the report. Your mom is next level CIA intelligence. Like hire that woman. I can't stop thinking about it. Put her in the top level of the government. It needs to be moms running things. It needs to be more. Like, you know how Vince Vaughn did that movie and it was like retired Italian grandmas and they like made a restaurant? So cute. It really should be like retired moms, just like. My retired mom. Running some type of vigilante. He's so busy with, she has a knitting club. She has a fundraising club. She has a historical society. I'm like, mom at this point get paid. Like, work. I literally said to my mom the other day, I go, how did you work? You're so busy. She's busier than me. My retired mom, I'm calling and she's like, can't talk right now sweetie, thank you. I'm running a new fundraiser. Or my mom will be out to lunch and she'll be like, sorry, I can't talk. I'm at lunch. You go Barbara. I have no idea who the fuck Barbara is. Yes, come on, you know her. I'm like, I hang up. I'm like, I can't. Who the fuck is Madeline? No, that's literally how I feel when she's like, I'm out to dinner. My mom says the knitting club is the craziest gossip ever. Cause these bitches just go to gossip. Like they sit. About like other people in the town. They know everything. They know everything and they're like, are you ready? And she's like, it's insane. But like it's hard to get into the knitting club. And these wingers. Oh, good question. Probably. I have a story slash I want to hear your take. Okay. Jennifer Aniston, who we love, has a new boyfriend. Have you seen this? I've seen snippets. I couldn't pick them out of a lineup but I saw he's like a good looking guy but he does motivational. And that's. Yeah. What is it? Like for couples? It's like a life coach situation. So look, I was with Ally, my opener before shows what we do. She says, what do you think about Jennifer Aniston's new man? He's so good looking. So I look, I see an older man. I said, you know, that's my type. And then immediately I see something about like, I am worthy or something. I said, hold, let me stop you right there. And I go, I don't like this at all. It's giving Denise Richards ex-husband that energy. And I said, also, your relationship coach who's single, I don't like that. I don't like any life coaches. I don't want my life coach to be good looking either because that means you're using an algorithm. But not look. I don't know this man. I don't know this man. You need a life coach. You call my mom. I'll give you the number. Don't get scammed by these people. Show us straight and you're right. That's my mom's favorite phrase. I'll straighten you right out. Do I actually trust this guy though because he did manifest Jennifer Aniston? Maybe he does know something about manifesting. However, having a good looking man, look at the camera and tell you life advice gets me sick to my stomach. Hannah, and preaching to the motherfucking choir. And I don't want to like be so negative you guys, but like whenever I've been depressed, what do you do? You buy like three self-help books that you'll never read. And then you like sign up for a class of like figuring out life. If you could just buy happiness, all of us would be happy. You just have to like get alone. And then you're fine. My thing with life coaches and like no hate, no shade, feel like a little, what as a person seeking some type of guidance, why am I picking a life coach over a therapist who went to school? Well also life coaches, if you, okay. If I'm a big podcaster, and I want to give advice on podcasts, that makes sense to me. Totally. What have you done in your life that you- If I'm a drug addict, and I'm trying to overcome being a drug addict, your life coach, you were a drug addict. Totally. But like what other, not just like I'm going through a rough time, want to become a Pilates instructor. But this is what they do, like Tony Robbins. I'm wearing. No, no, 100%. Cause what he's done is created a multi, multi-million dollar business. Motivational. To help people. Yeah. Where they make most their money is from classes to teach other people how to be a life coach. Now I don't know a lot of math. That would be like if one day- That's called a pyramid scheme. That would be like one day if we were like, hey, the Giggly Squad has great advice. Pay for the episodes. Yeah, well it's our pay for us to give you lessons on how to become a big podcast. And then you can, you don't become a big podcast though. You just teach other people how to become a big podcast based on our knowledge of podcasting. Yeah, it's just- It's crazy. Yeah. So I'm like, Ally's about to go, and Ally's like, no, but these people help you. Like you're over like down and you see a quote. I'm like, these people steal other people's quotes. Put their name under it and put it with a nice font. The anytime I see a good looking man posting a motivational quote. Something went seriously wrong. He's got financial issues. He's in the closet. Weird stuff with his mom. Weird stuff with his mom. Very weird. Very weird stuff. Boundaries have been crossed. So I'm literally, and she's like, but I love the idea of stuff, but I'm like, yeah, I love it. But when people start scamming you for money and they're making money off people in their darkest time, I don't like it. And she's like, okay, I'm like, get on stage. I swear to God. And I know the tone you got when you were really passionate. And she looked God. I could tell she was like, taking advantage of her. Allie was like, okay, I didn't realize you were so, but it was funny. Halfway through, I first she was upset and then halfway through, she's like, I just want you to know, you're turning me on this. Like I actually could be swayed with this right now. And then I felt the momentum and I'm going in. I'm like, this life coaching is fucked up. I hate it. I hope he's nice for her sake. The next day, I texted her and I said, hey, oh, this continued. I said, hey, my astrologer. Sorry about yesterday. I said, my astrologer psychic is coming after the show and she is going to give us readings. And she goes, are you fucking out of your fucking mind? And I said, don't ask questions. You just be irritated this way. I said, don't ask questions. She goes, so you lost in a life coach, but you're making me talk to a psychic. I go, hey. Different. Don't yuck people's yucks. Yeah, different. They're on a journey together. I have an appointment December 9th. But you know what I say? I know that I don't know. Yeah. And that's true knowledge is knowing that you don't know. And I'm not telling people that I know things. Ali did say I would be a great motivational speaker. Do you know why? I know I could do what they do. I'm like, I could literally do it tomorrow. I know how to do it. I have JV coach energy. I can get anyone from the dumps to be confident in themselves. I could be a relationship coach. What's the team in high school where it's like, it's varsity JV and then they're like the, it's like there's another one. After school. No, it's like. You're like too small. I was on varsity. I didn't know. Sorry, we're too small. Are you trying to say pee wee? No, it's in high school. Or bit is like eighth graders. It's like varsity JV modified. Oh, that was, that was a made up thing they told you. Modified. I guess every eighth grader was like, there was like if eighth graders played and it was just eighth graders. I mean, I didn't play anything. I wasn't on it. When I was eighth grader, I was varsity. I felt like I heard about it. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I don't even know where we're going like that. No, that I would coach them out of my tie. No, I love being a hype girl. I love making people feel better about themselves, but to make people pay money, it feels icky. It feels weird. You just get a friend. But then again, if you have psychic abilities, yes, church people. Totally. And if you're making up your psychic abilities, that's on them. Cause that's on them for paying. Well, I just am weary of like a man being a life coach because they lie a lot, you know? And also, when is a man ever reflected? No, you know, also like... I love how Chris thinks this is funny. When am I ever going to a man for life advice? You guys have been fucking it up for so long. How, when has something ever happened in your life and you thought, I'm going to call my dad? No, never, not one time. I've been at a four-way stop sign and been like, where do I go? A fork in the road. The only time I've called my dad in dire need is when my mom's getting her hair done and she physically pick up the phone. That is the only time that woman cannot take my calls. Do you know where the only people I want life advice from? Nana. An 87-year-old smoker. Yeah. Tell me everything. Which I feel like a human body. You do. You do. You have an old... I feel like I have an old... Nicotine soul. Yes. I feel like I have the energy of an 85-year-old woman who smokes a cigarette but still dies her hair. I don't want a handsome 47-year-old man talking to me about adversity. Certainly not one that has longer hair that he can push back. You know exactly what he looks like. It's grown a little bit. You know, he goes to the hairdresser and he's like, I want a little bit of a flow where I can kind of... I'm sick to myself. No. I actually got it. And I know that Jennifer Aniston is about wellness. She loves smart water. She loves working out. I feel like he might... He's not... Love it, look. You're just not loving it, bro. We're gonna wait and see. We're gonna... We're not gonna speak ill of him. Yeah. We're gonna... There's worse people she could date. Totally. Totally. But like, if she's my friend, I would want Jennifer. Yeah. I got it. I absolutely got it. I don't like it. I think it's scammy. I think it's scam scam. Well, we'll have to just like wait and see. I don't find... I think... Apparently they're really happy. Yeah. So whatever. They're really happy together. I'll talk to a psychic to find out. This is your business. This is your business. Supercharged with the help of zero counting software. 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It's like we're not going to be doing it for long, but it looks cool. So why am I not going to buy a jacket with a funnel neck? And I dabble with a trend that like is good with my face shape. Totally. Yeah. I watched a Zara Larsen documentary on app. Who? Exactly. Exactly. Zara Larsen. She has some of the top, I don't know why I just, yeah. I don't know, I can hear you. She has some of the top songs like ever. Okay. I live my day as if it was the past. Live my day as if it was the past. Living life, no life, no summer. Moving like the way I want to. Yes. And now I got it. Yep. She sings that song. She sings, okay, you know, she sings all these top songs, but no one knows who she is, but she has like five of like the top songs of the last decade. Why? Great question. She's basically like, why are my songs so good, but no one knows who I am. And I think it comes down to branding. And so it's really interesting to watch. She's blonde, her brunette. She's in between. She's blonde. She's blonde. She's blonde. She's Swedish. She's like so perfect looking like a doll. Like, but she dresses very kind of like sparkly 27. She, it's kind of like, you think of Olivia Dean. Yeah. You got the hair. You got the outfit. You see it. Like the branding is so good. I think I saw a thing that said that like, if you want to be a pop star, you can't be like, Tate McCrae is the exception where she's blonde brunette. You have to either be fully brunette or fully blonde. Also, but what I think Tate McCrae does is you have to stick to a hairstyle. Yeah. But I mean, Zara Larson does like have a hairstyle. It's more just like she hasn't found her voice. So it's a cool thing to watch this girl who's so successful, but no one knows who she is. And trying to find her voice and her managers are sitting there and I'm like, let's figure something out guys. But it's, it was just fascinating. She lives in America. She goes back and forth and she's really funny. Is she super famous in Sweden? I think so, but she's also like crazy talented. And when she was really young, she won like a Swedish song voice competition. One of the number one things that blew my mind as a child was thinking that there were other famous people in the world. But we didn't, like they were famous in their own country. And I'd be like, well, if you're not famous in America, then you're not actually famous. That's why I'm so obsessed with my husband because he's so famous in Ireland. No. And now I'm like obsessed with like being famous in a different country. That is so cool. Like if whenever anyone from Australia, like, not Canada, sorry guys, but like you're right there with us, you know, like you're basically live together. Okay, Drake. Like with someone from Australia or like if you get recognized like when we're in Italy or something, I'm like, this is amazing. So maybe she just hasn't translated yet into the American market. Yeah, but she's her songs kill it in America. So it's it's a very interesting. Also, do you remember 2017? There was like Halsey, Alessia Cara. Was that her name? There was all of these singers that like are like alternative type. Where is Halsey? Oh, I think she got married, had a baby and she's like on TikTok basically being like, I don't want to be that famous anymore, which I like I respect totally. But what's interesting about the Zara documentaries from the very beginning, like as a kid, she was like, I want to be as famous as Beyonce. I want to be super big. I she's like so focused on it. I think that she part of her like forgot to like live other things to have her own like opinions and stuff. She just has always been like, I want to be a successful musician. But I love watching a woman who is just ambitious and it's not negative, which brings me to the controversial take of the week, which is dancing with the stars. Are you aware what happened? I am a breast. Are you aware what happened? I have watched every single episode. What the fuck happened that fucked up dancing with the stars for her as someone who's watched all seasons of the week? I watched all seasons of Mormon housewives the first season they put me in everyone's like, oh, we hate her. Then you realize, oh, she's the whole show. Okay, they wouldn't have a freaking star. She's a star. Okay, basically, obviously they all start getting more famous of all the seasons then turn into like we're filming reality TV. It's very fourth wall cut to this season. She was previously like, I'm leaving the group now I want back in on the group because well, I want to film the show. And I have to film the show. And then the other girls found out that her deal with Hulu was great. I'll film mom talk. If you get me an audition for dancing with the stars. And also I want an audition for something scripted who said great because this is showbiz baby. And she also didn't ask for a raise. She said, I don't want my raise. She puts people in couches to watch TV. That's all they care about. Great. And the girls are like, are you only here because you want dancing with the stars? You're only here for the zip line. Yeah, basically she was like, yeah, I am. And they were livid. Okay. And then she got in her car and she said, not only am I getting dancing with the stars, I'm going to fucking win it. And I love that energy because she said that. So that's why people turn. So they're mad. And here's the other thing. Only women watch reality TV and no one hates a woman more than another fucking woman. And so people wanted her to see her not succeed at it, even though I do think she's one of the best dancers on there. I get very sensitive to like they were showing this scene where they showed all the girls auditioning for dancing with the stars in a meeting. And then when her meeting came, it cut to all these confessionals of all the girls being like, oh my God, Whitney. When her meeting was the same as everyone else's. So see. And Taylor went on to get bachelor. But it's again, it's the kind of person that people want. Sometimes I feel like people watch reality TV and obviously don't have it from our lens, but like people are like, don't realize. Okay, the bachelorette is ABC and Hulu. Taylor got the bachelorette because she's on mom talk. It's the same thing as Whitney going on dancing with the stars. Like it's all one network. Yeah. And also these people are making money for the network. Right. The network wants them on other things because it's going to make them money. People say people make money on reality TV because you made the most money. They're making the money. Yeah. But my also. Sorry, are you mad at Whitney for having vision? Wait, sorry, you mad at Whitney for being fucking honest. I love that she was like, this is what I want. Also, sorry, are you mad at Whitney because she was given a platform and she goes, how am I going to capitalize it 20 times? I'm so happy you agree with me. I would have been weirded out if she like lied to everyone and then like took someone else's spot. Also, I wholeheartedly agree with her. And as someone who didn't even really like her the first season, I'm on her side. Oh, 100%. Get your coins honey. I've been in that situation too where like sometimes you are so annoyed with people, you're just like, this is my truth. And then they're mad at you for it. And you're like, oh, fine. Here's the other thing. People that are on reality TV, I would even say specifically Mormon wives, they had a vision for their lives. I don't think being on a reality show popped into their head, but they were given this opportunity and they thought, oh my God, the actual dream I had for my life, this can help me get there. Her actual dream is to be a dancer, a performer. They're going to put her in Chicago. She's going to be on Broadway. She better be in Chicago. Also, this is a girl who was born into a religion that basically says you are like a servant of your husband. Yeah. So for her. My husband actually, I think of the whole group is the most supportive of the husband. So for her to get out of that, we should be applauding. Okay, I'm glad that my gut was right in this because I watched every episode of Dancing with the Stars and I'm sick to my stomach to the point that I might boycott it. And who's left? I'm sick to my stomach. It's people that like aren't even close to as good as her. So this is kind of the tea. There's this guy, Andy. There's always someone on the show who's like an older guy who's like really funny. He's a comedian. But he's not good. But he sucks. Oh, I know Andy. Andy Richter. But it's funny because there's a woman who's exactly his age that no one treats like that. Because she's a woman. Because she's a woman. But everyone's like, Andy's so cute and they're like, do better to the older woman. But anyway, Andy, everyone finally was like, we have to vote this guy off. He can't dance. We have to vote him off. So he gets voted off. But then everyone's like, we have to vote Whitney off because she can dance. And it's not fair that she's such a good dancer. And Andy goes on TikTok and goes, guys, first you want to vote me off because I can't. Then you vote off someone who can. What's going on here? Also, Alex Earl has dance training. The other woman has dance training. The other one's a gymnast. So she's trained. Yeah, she can move her body. She's a professional at moving her body. Dylan Efren's hot. And yeah, those are like the people. Oh, and Robert Irwin. He's amazing. But it was supposed to be Robert Irwin, Whitney, and Alex Earl are like the top three favorites. For Whitney to get voted off when she did. Before even the semifinals. It was a semifinals, but the semis are like a lot of people make the finals. It was so upsetting. And I do have to say, you guys, as someone who's done TV, when a camera's in your face, when you're emotional, it's very hard to hold it together. Totally. And in that moment, I was like, we're going to see her character a little bit. The mic goes to her and she goes, I'm so grateful for this opportunity. I met so many incredible people. I love you so much. Thank you. A queen. And I was like, you know what, I respect her because she got fucked. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because I know you also love the show. I would assume that the people watching dancing with the stars are of a certain age and certain gender. And that's probably over 55, a woman. And they probably have a couple sons. But I feel like the normal watchers of Dancing with the Stars voted for her because they were like, she's an incredible dancer. I love her. But it was the TikTok people who watch Mormon wives that were like, we're getting her off. Which are women. True. It's sad. It's actually so sad. I wish that the energy we took to take another woman down, we took to take a man down. Yeah, no. Literally any man. Any man. I have a list. I have a list. Hannah. And people go, I don't like her personality. She's dancing. All these other people who are not as good dancers as her, not working as hard as her, not as fun to watch. Well, that's the other thing. She's not as committed. She's extremely committed. She just has like presence on screen. I'm sorry. Like not all celebrities are people who get famous. Do you actually want to watch them on screen? Yeah. I want Mormon wives because I'm sorry. Without her, it's not as good. Yeah. I do also, I hate the gang up. I hate the bullying. I hate it on screen. I hate it off screen. So like when I see everyone decide like fuck Whitney, when it's like, give me something that she did that wasn't edited on a TV show. Here's the other thing. When one person is doing better than everyone else, everyone else is like, we got to claw her down. Because she makes us look bad that we didn't do anything. And it's like, okay, well, sorry, you have the same amount of time in the day as Beyonce and you didn't get it done, honey. I'm very upset. I'm mad at people. I'm disappointed. Now I'm mad. And now we're mad. And like the, I used to watch the bachelor a lot. Yeah. And then one season they go, we're going to mix it up and we're going to have two bachelorettes and we're going to have the men decide which is the best. Decide which one is the bachelor. I said, what man? Why are we giving them this decision? And I said, I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching two women fight it out for men to like them. I'll watch 20 women fight it out with one man, but not that. Not the other boundaries. I have boundaries. So anyway, I'm very upset, but Whitney already posted that she's in New York and like she's probably, I think she's auditioning for Chicago as she fucking should. I selfishly just like loved watching her dance and I love people. I love their dreams coming true. Yeah, they wanted to, she wanted to be on it for so long. But the truth is when the cream rises to the top and she's going to keep going and she's going to do well. Final thing. Yeah. Back to me. Rosalia followed me on Instagram. She did. And I was going to post about it, but then I was like, that's not cool. And then immediately I was like, what would a cool person post on Instagram? And then I was like, what does Rosalia think is cool that I should post on Instagram? So I am in a rut. I'm in a creative rut. I'm overthinking everything. Think about it because the last time we got into this situation, we apologized to Hailey. It was like a whole thing. Well, I think like if someone famous follows you, like she's my like actually my style icon. Wait, I had someone famous follow me and I haven't brought it up because I'm like so scared about it. Oh no. And because I just like, I got nervous like immediately and I can't like look at it and I can't like follow that because I'm so scared. Channing Tatum. I'm like, are we getting married? Wait, no Channing's a gigler. I think he thinks things are funny. No Channing is a full gigler. I know people who know people who know. He knows us. Like I got nervous. Well, he's my ex boyfriend. Right. 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The Jazz British Girls. I'm a big Ray fan. Actually, the British Girls now, plus Lily Allen. No. I've got to crush on it. Now I'm like, do you guys? Oh my God, like, should we change the song? Yeah, I can call Victoria. Oh my God. Wait! And then I was with a girlfriend who... Who? She's blonde. Yeah, okay, okay. I was with a girlfriend who knows Victoria Beckham. And she had said something and she was like, oh yeah, Victoria said that about you. And I go, sir? Sorry, what? She was like, yeah, me and Victoria talked about you. And I was like, okay. Wait, that's like when you have a crush on you, like what did they say? No, that's literally every fucking word. I was like, what was her tone though? Yeah, what was her tone? Like a click on mo, or was she just like, oh yeah, I know her, or was she like, oh my God, I love her? She was like, no, she thinks you're so adorable. I'm like, I am adorable. She's actually spot on. That's why I checked your website. It said she's adorable. 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