Ep 596 - 4-Man Jamboree Slam (feat. Ian Fidance, Ehsan Ahmad, Tim Butterly)

Wow, wow, Wes. I should be able to, I should be allowed to smoke in here if I'm in this hot seat. No, I don't think you're, I, I would love for you to smoke, but I, I really don't think you're, we're allowed to do the building and all because we're on their air system. No. Hey, seven, allegedly. Excuse me. You're using coffee. I saw you. Coffee and cigarettes. That's a drug. That's true. Drugs, you're probably substance user. It's just giving it a word. Josh, my, my engine's fucking hot, right? Eating finance. I don't even feel like we're against you. We're not at all. Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. We have motherfucking eating finance. Sonoma, Tim Butlerly joined us for an absolute jamboree. If I got to be honest, that's the way the season worked out, dude. Your comics had us sit down for once, man. Sounded, you know, that's not the way the seating worked out then. Eat my cake. You guys, you're a lab or plan. You're the last one here. That's a good point. Do you need anything? Can I get it for you? Is that a trick too? We're not tricky. It's all above board. My hackles are up. It's so paranoid. The coffee's got you. Why? Coffee's got you like Jesse from Breaking Bad right now. You're whacked for it. Yeah, what's intimidating about this? Why? Yeah. Yeah, he was. That was wild for him. He was. I mean, between two normals and a grumbling. What's going on? That's that fucking chip on your shoulder ever, we're talking about down here. We're really privileged. I swear to God, I dude, we're just going to do a podcast and I didn't know you're in town. He told me and I said, yeah, come join. I know. Fuck, I don't know what we're saying. Thank you. Most comfortable. My little brother did the same thing. He sat in the seat. He had a beat broke his foot. He sat in the seat. Oh, he's chill. Everyone had a good time. My ankle has been hurting. There you go. This is a serendipitous. I'm sorry to hear that, but I mean, what a great comfortable way. Yeah, I just don't like being the center focus. You're not. That's crazy. You didn't even say that. Might look up big. I think my fucking podium is, dude. I'm obviously still going to. Yeah, but I feel like I'm on trial. And then there's a jury of blacks just touching me. What is this? That does sound like your nightmare. I'm just touching my insubiacal black people. You're probably going to turn the black shirt. Please. We're a little more level. I guess it's really a jury of my peers. I'm actually going to turn my black shirt. I'm actually going to turn my blacks around because. Sorry, mine's in. Well, I'm like a blitz. You're my black and boys. I'm going to turn my black and police around. I liked it better when he was just black. He financed. I'll tell you Ben, son of a mod, Tim Butler. What do you guys up to, man? Been good. You guys are right. These turbulent online climates. You guys, you guys are right. I'm off everything. Really? The only thing I do is Instagram. That's it. I don't go on Twitter. I don't go on anything else. Not going to the protest live. It was good. What? Not going to the protest live. No. What? Someone asked they were like, can you share this thing about taking off work on Friday? And I was like, well, I would, but I'm playing cap city. And I need to be there. Oh, no. Also, what are they going to go to their boss? They'd be like, eating finance told me I could take off work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can potentially get killed in the interaction. Yeah, no, I'm okay. You know what I think they should do though? Here's the thing. Like, you know, you don't know what the guy did. He could just be working at Walmart, which that's crazy. If we're chasing guys who work at Walmart. Wait, did another thing happen? What do you talk about? There's been two. There's a lady in Minnesota and there was a guy. Yeah, I see you in the show as well. Yeah, yeah. But like, what did the guy do? They were chasing because that's the big question. He could just be working at Walmart, which that's crazy. Wait, the guy they were chasing? Who were they chasing? It immigrant. And it'll be immigrant. And that's why the guy got involved. I think so. I think the ice was out. Yeah, but they weren't trying to get one. They were trying to get a bunch. Okay, well, look. Oh, so you're saying you don't know which one he was just at the thing. I really don't know which immigrant I died for would be important. That's the one. Yeah, right. It's kind of like, you know how you can adopt someone for pennies a day. Yeah, what you should be able to like, like, know which immigrant you're standing up for. Yeah, which, which Somali. I'm keeping alive. So I can. Well, no, that's just crazy because like, oh, so I didn't know how many kids are really child care. So I guess we're thinking a bunch of immigrants at once. They're going into towns and knocking on doors and ripping people out of homes. I thought they're chasing them because they call them doing illegal activity. No, they're not playing Benny Hill music. There's no fish dance involved at all. No, they should be. They're catching. Yeah, they're doing that's a big game. Yeah, man. Do you think the immigrants are just chilling in the streets? It's sort of milling around. They're working or committing heinous crimes. It's one of the other. No, the amount of immigrants they've gotten that are committing heinous crimes. It's like very, very low. It's like what they're doing. Like what they're doing is they're capturing people, detaining them for a while and then going, all right, you're a good one and then letting them go. Okay. They're like ripping them from homes and like, I'm going to ask a whole question. It's a great first draft idea for how to do it, I guess. I'm excited for V2. I think we're really going to knock it down. We're going to be held. I think what they should do because that's my question. Like what did they do? It feels like a debate. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to think that. My question is, you know, I'm not literally, this isn't even political. It's more logistical. Like at least have what they did when you're like, oh, it's coming. They should have like a, you know, like they do like VIP lounges and clubs like Sparkler and to be like, this is the chart. That's the chart. Well, what they did was, was just being illegal. Like that, what they did was just being illegal. It's not like they're like, you stole. So we're capturing you. It's like you are illegal. You've been here for 30 years. We heard about you. And you didn't, yeah, we got you. That's like the jig is out. The thing. I didn't know that they're going multiple. I thought they're just like chasing a guy. No, no, it's like a, no, it's like a raid. A huge raid with like an invasion of massed. They haven't got me yet. Wow, that's because we're here. That's because you have an army of blacks protecting you. They're the impedigible force of blacks. I was like, having me on, they might check you out a little bit more. And these ladies know that they were like going and like capturing immigrants in mass. Because they're coming in like big groups. They're coming in the ladies. The one with the air in the town. Then you go and you'll hate. Yeah, like people are talking and they're like, you know, sharing. I'm trying to keep informed. But the footage is so bad. It's so grainy. Well, now the thing is. Yeah, I'm trying to inform an opinion. Right. And it's just like, everyone's like, oh, from this angle, I'm like, dude, I don't know who's even, I can't tell anything. So I'm just trying to get informed, honestly. Yeah, I'm going next to jerk off. And you're showing me these fucking videos of people dying. Terrible. I'm just thinking about talking about these. The perfect chaser, by the way, what? After you're coming after watching, yeah, he's like either decapitation or a guy being executed in the streets. Dude, they should perfectly destroy the cloud, the post nut like euphoria and gets you right back to being able to work. True. They should do a thing where on like porno, the next video is like an informative news story so that you get your nut off, but you're also informed. But then you're going to be way too impressionable and they're going to be able to just put whatever they want in there. I would say make me digest the news first before I get my own. Oh, because you're saying you're going to be more susceptible to be like, oh, immigrants are people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's my thing though. If I was going to, you know, if I, look, it's like that's the case, dude, like they're my neighbors. I'm like, no, these are hardworking guys. I'm coming take them all out. That's. I think that's pretty, do you think me showing up as that is going to really help or should I me and my friends get together and to work up some sort of like deception, you know, obviously, like a home alone, obstacle course. No, no, I'm saying like we all wear the gear. It's fucking. Bareho, poncho, mountain Blake. We're on our 40 bucks and they fucking think ice sergeant goes. Damned. We're lost. Yeah. Hold and get. I like that Scooby-Doo. I think I, yeah, yeah. We're going to go on these immigrants. If it wasn't for these damn kids. Kids and four year old. I haven't picked a side yet officially. I'm just thinking like, you know, how do you maximize? And right now I'm like, that would actually work rather than like, because if you're just a fucking old light lady, that's fucking the way. Pick the side yet. I can't tell from the footage. I'm looking at the footage. I need all the angles. You need the footage. And not just, I want to look at the footage. The gender of information. What's going on? I need to see all the angles. I've seen 270 degrees so far. I'm going to reach 360. I'm out. No, it's generally bad to shoot American citizens, I would say. Yeah. I don't want to start it up. I'm glad we finally got it. Unless, yes. You know, I need to see the crew. If they truly are, it depends on your new sources. I explicitly read the drugstore. Yeah, but isn't that like, they're all trying to buy this? I read Judger for two. I don't read any news. Yeah. Damn it. We got it. I said two. I read it. I'm just going to find it. I don't know what's going on. I'm trying to open mine a car. I'm just going to work for the numbers. You pick the side. I pick side. I think you're, all right? And my side is drugs no matter what. I love that little guy. Numbers are down. How do you get otherwise? I think I'm going to get in politics. That was my fault. Can we see how much life we've got to spotlight on me? I think it'd be great to take a bill more comfortable. I'm serious right now and I swear. I'm just waiting for you to pull out and my next boy. Now it's a treat to have you, man. Oh, great. Oh, thanks. Well, thank you. Mutterly, how you doing, man? I'll take this. I can tell, man. Is it working or is it too much? No, you're chill. No, you're great. It needs to be wish I brought my sunglasses. Why, so you can be the second sunglasses guy? No, crazy. So we could be in some here. So we could be blues brothers together? Because you said you weren't sure if it's working. And I'm saying it's working so well, you make me want to do it. Yeah, but then you completely redirected all the focus back to yourself, which makes me think that you're not uncomfortable in the hot seat and that you're actually kind of getting a sexual thrill fight. You put a lot of weird sex stuff on me. And I think it's subconscious in your brain. Well, I mean, he's been put a lot of weird sex stuff in the air. This whole episode of stuff. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Never been a weird sex stuff guy. I've been going. I think I have trashed the vibe. I'll take full responsibility. Can I be honest? Sure. I love the vibe. All right, man. You heard it. Don't change the single thing in a very long way. Appreciate it. I was just fishing for a compliment. Yeah. It's knowing you're doing great. Yeah, man. So I don't know. What else is going on? Um, This episode is brought to you by PrizePix. The big game is almost here. And there's no better way to cash in during America's biggest sporting event than PrizePix, where it always feels good to be right. And since the big game is right around the corner, that also means that it's your last chance to get into the football action before next season. So close the season outright with PrizePix by getting $50 instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. Hmm. Let me think some specific players. I've seen very, very well. 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I'm so awful. So bad. I've looked into the but here's the thing though coffee apparently and again everyone's different. I'm so real sensitive to caffeine caffeine. There's it's all anecdotal destroys or severely inhibits. What's it called divergent thinking so like creative thinking. Convergent thinking it's great. If you want to focus on a task and get it done, it'll get you for me to be. But if you want to subconsciously kind of like pull from like a bunch of weird stuff in your brain and just create a brand new idea. I swear to God, you know, I think I felt this personally. I was like, dude, I'm not coming up with any ideas. Got off the juice. I feel so much better looked it up. A ton of people said that. Crush is your creativity. Slaves use. Who said this? It's online. Like online forums. It's anecdotal. And then they did it coffee coffee or whatever. Some company did a study. I need to see all the angles. No, you said you wasn't that. What is the druch reports have about caffeine? That's the most important thing that. I just felt like dead. And then I like went off it. I have way more energy. It's I swear to God, I think coffee is a total sign up. Were you like super irritable when you got off? Yeah, I was fucking so mad for how long? For like a couple days. It was good. But I was like fucked up the first day. But then I looked up the study and they're like, because apparently there's enough anecdotal evidence where they did a study to prove that it doesn't mess with like, you know, whatever, however your brain does creative stuff. And they were like, nope, it gave people a single dose of caffeine. They're fine. It's like, dude, that's the biggest bullshit. Like coffee, like I don't dream when I'm when I have caffeine. I do. Do you have vivid dreams? Well, you might be not as sensitive. That's a thing. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. 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I was on so many more cups, but now maybe on two cups a day, but at one point I was on five or six and I've cut back to where I have one in the morning than one in the evening. Day. That's crazy. Yeah. But I carry a coffee with me all day. I've noticed that. And I do like sips. It's weird. So I don't drink an entire thing. The entire thing lasts me like throughout the day. You know what I mean? So it's like a security blanket almost. Kind of. It's a big deal. I think I should do the same thing. I would keep one ready at all times and just because it's, again, everyone's dead. The whole thing I would say is that like it depends how sensitive you are to cafes. If I have caffeine and like noon, I'm up till midnight. Well, I'm not slugging one. I'm like sipping throughout the day. Got you. You know what I mean? Got you. So I don't know what the effects of that are. I don't really find any like a crazy like um, do you think you're divergent thinking it's totally fine? I think I am divergent thinking. I was going to say ironically like every day I wake up, go to a coffee shop and write. And I get a lot done telling you imagine if you were disconnected though from the slave juice. Imagine that. You were saying that. Maybe slave juice is what I need. I'm excited for Matt to find the perfect thing to deprive yourself of. And then as soon as the results are in, I'm going to eliminate that for my life. What do you mean? I don't know. I thought about doing the seeming retention thing for a while. That's a dead end. I thought you. Thanks for running out. Thank God. It's all I need to do. All right. Back on porn, baby. You can't not come. Turns out, well, I just say like it's, you have to, that's how you shoot up a place. Does he lie to you like for your body? Because if you, if you get too backed up, it can, you can get epidid amitis. So I've had chronic epidid amitis. John, were you not coming when you had epidid amitis? And when you, when you come, it like cleans out your pipes. Hold on, how'd you get epidid amitis? He was coming all the time. Really? Yeah. Were you edged? No, I got, I, I've had a lot of ball problems my entire life. What? Yeah, yeah. I had a testicular torsion. Was it twisted? Yeah, the tissue went around it and I almost lost. It's all right to have surgery. And ever since then, I've had like chronic, you know, the old thing is like, I have to get shots of my spine every once in a while because of my epidid amitis. You think it's back shots for your balls? So it's so fucked up. I'm here, doctor. I'm not a licensed professional care. You know, if it's your hair for a head wound, it's fine related to your balls. Oh, dude, everything is related to your spine. So everything is, so everything, like if you get a lower back injury, you're not can hurt because of the certain, like wires that go from your spine and the different parts of your body. What's the shot? They're giving you a like a stair road shot. And like a certain part of my spine. In like the ball wire in your spine. You have a bad, bad, so sick. I had a epidid amitis so bad that it was so inflamed that like sometimes I couldn't walk and they were like, look, like if this doesn't work, we're going to have to remove your epidid amitis. And I was like, well, that would suck. Yeah. That's like basically irreversible the sack to me. That's like the carburetor for the fucking ball. Oh, yeah. It's important. That is very important. That is a funny medical condition. I have to be like, yeah, my balls are so big. I can't walk. My feet by balls are huge. I like my wheelbarrow at home, brother. I didn't read the article. My friend sent me an article about guys. I believe in Michigan who are injecting their balls with something to make them gigantic. And there's these gay guys inject their balls. And they would just do dead lifts in like tight pants and just like a football. Like it was insane. I think they died from that. Because you can, you can dick max with, I think Botox. If you shoot Botox in your dick, you can dick max. I'm all, I'm looks max all the way right now. What's looks max? Dude, it's, you got to watch Klaven occur. What's Klaven's Lavin Flutter? Yeah. What does it say his name? Klaven? Are you not familiar with the fucking Miami Avengers? Oh, I'm so out of loop on so many online things. I know about him is that he, this is the first time I heard about him is he went to the club and they were playing a high-hitler. Yes. And that's, that's what I know about that. I thought you were talking about me because you were pointing down. I know. Good song when I'm alone. Dude, do the Miami Avengers run or fire right now? It's been a tough time. Who are these guys? You don't, you don't and your tape. Yeah. And your tape Tristan is brother. Mm-hmm. You don't know Andrew's brother from Wal-Made. Tristan. Him and Jay Waller are fucking boys. Who's Jay Waller? Who are these people? Tim, it is like weird internet. It's like weird internet. It's like weird internet. It's like weird internet. It's like weird internet. Yeah, it's like the Mio Manosphere. Yeah, like Manosphere guys. But it's Tristan, Tristan Andrew, Calvicular, who's a looks-maxer guy who like hits his jawline with a hammer to make it more pronounced. And he's doing like weighted newing. Oh, God. Yeah. And fucking Funtays, Nick Funtays, all went out together. He's a cool night out. A couple of influencers. A couple of bro's. Sick fucking bro's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then they blasted Hyle Hitler by Kanye West. Uh huh. And they got the whole- everyone got in trouble. For- And then they started to throw each other under the bus. Yeah, it's a bad look. You know what I mean? And they're like, clubbing Miami and singing Hyle Hitler. Yeah, I have hair. So. All right. All right. I don't really know. So they got in trouble. And then they started throwing each other under the bus. I was like, who really put it on? Who didn't like it? I mean, guys, it smashed their jaws and- and uh, talk the way they do wouldn't be loyal to. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't believe it. I think the one guy was the clavicular was left sterile from the chemical usage. Like, it's the whatever fucking peptides are sterile. T-R-T will do it. If you're on T-R-T too long, you can- your balls are- a sperm. Yeah, but don't- if you start taking T-R-T, don't you have to be on it for the rest of your life? Or else you're like- You can go- I'm just getting all the air products and stuff like don't- I'm actually getting all the testosterone. You're on it? Stepping down. No, I might even naturally, I'm not- I'm just fucking walking all the way. I've been holding her- It gets in your way and the lower it. Yeah, it starts like sending signals to your brain that you need to fucking nut. And it's just like, nah, I'm not gonna have that shit. Really? Yeah. Well, you're a medical order. So how much do you have to nut to keep your epididimus? It's- it's the- the shots have helped so much. So it's like not a issue. I have to be careful about if I like tie it off. Like if I'm having sex and I'm like, oh god, I'm gonna come, don't! Like that can- You can't even- No. Yeah, you're never allowed to think about baseball. Yeah. Bro, don't tell me not think about baseball. I love the 93 fillings. I love the 93 fillings. You should have let it fly. You should have let it fly. Doctors orders. Got to fly. But I haven't been- Dude, new year, new me, no porn. Let's go. I've only jerked off maybe like three times only to memories. And I am not doing that. So I guess maybe I'm unintentionally seaming retention. You're like, I saw. Like do you ever- Do you ever unintentionally- What's that called when you don't eat till certain hour fast? No intermittent fasting. Do you ever unintentionally do that? Right? Yeah, I've done it. I actually wake up and eat every morning early a cell. I know it's all right. I can. I feel like I'll get sick if I let you eat right away. Yeah. No, I eat for- I eat like 6.30 a morning. What? A lot of food right now. You have kids. That's something like that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get the day started and all that. Yeah. I crush eggs for a second more. Really? Yeah. You look, uh, mm-hmm. Dude, everyone here. Thanks, appreciate it. Did the eggs? At EDF, we don't just encourage you to use less electricity. We actually reward you for it. That's why when you use less true and peak times on weekdays, we give you free electricity on Sundays. How you use it is up to you. EDF. Change is in our power. What's your heart? Should we take a churn off? Oh, sorry. No. Retention over. Someone's looking for a new memory to try. Any of those things about this is about... You did miss real quick. You had the courage. Making memories. What prompted the fucking S.R.? What are your guys' new years resolutions? Oh, but it's just... But it's very simple. It's just to take more pictures. Take pics. Yeah. I never... For people who are selfies. Just...just stuff my life. I have that... I have that nice. I never take any pictures and I've done a lot of cool shit. Yeah. Like, I wish I brought my... I have my meta-A. I got one. I wish I got one. Just take a picture of this moment from this angle. I think those are evil. Just take your phone out and do it. Yes, you know what? I like the meta though. Meta-6. I think it's evil. I think it's terrible. What is going to make content for Reignbet? I... I don't know how the hell you're going to make fucking content for Reignbet. I'm trying to get that calcium sponsorship. You're fucking talking about it. You're not the cripple of the entire industry. I think it's terrible. How do you feel myself pretending to swing on an old man? I just tore your... Yeah, the AI is bad though. I like asking questions. It's not good. I've never used AI or chat GPT. I really do rules. I used it for my whole last special. What? Shabby. Did you also use it to inform your opinions on ice at the start of the night? I literally used you last track. I'm like, what's up with the news? What's the most advantageous financial position? I can take financial. What will make you the most money? That's crazy. And that helps. GROCK was like, use the angles. For sure. I want the straight source. What do the billionaires think of the news without the advertisers getting in the way? There you go. Give me the straight prop. Yeah. So you've never used fucking GBT? It's crazy. And when I'm talking to friends, they're like, I don't know, it's chat GPT. I'm like, no, I'm asking you. That's what this is. We're supposed to talk to anybody who knows anything though. I know. You're one of his two. I can always say, it's nice to be in a conversation and you're arguing and you're both wrong. You don't know it. No, I wasn't. I was arguing with a friend and he just sent me a bunch of chat GPT. And I'm like, no, use your own thoughts. He's like, these are my thoughts, but chat GPT makes it more organized. And the argument. And you're an idiot. Yeah. I mean, I don't see the big deal about it. It's like Google. It's like being like, I'm not going to use Google. It's just super Google. Yeah, but you use Google and you can discern and like read different things and form your own opinions. Dude, how many Google? Which chat GPT. You click too, maybe. No, I screenshot the first result. I put it in my database for the organizers. I analyze it. No, I just, I don't know. I don't like that. I hear you. It would be sad to think that like I listen to music on YouTube for like background music and I do get bummed out. Like it's this fucking AI music. Yeah. It's numbing out the AI. I kind of, I try to find videos of a dude playing the song. Yeah. Is it kind of pisses me off? But even that could be at this point. Fuck. Yeah. How do you know anything's right? Like we're like this close to like not being able to put like, yeah, dude, you should be serving on Spotify. I have a platform that doesn't give money to artists. True. Why would you do that dude? It's a Spotify. Oh, shit. But it's convenient and eventually they will make money. If I guess he has money to artists, they give it to like five of them. They give it to five of us. Oh, I just got a Spotify. I have a, I have a travel show called E&Doo and Oddguy doing our jobs. And we're putting it on Spotify. I do have to say fucking idea. TV show. Spotify. Like watch or Spotify. Spotify. Spotify. You're great. Spotify is a good sense of humor. Yeah. They're like, sweet. Aren't they? I think they're sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Have good sense of humor. Do you tell me what the show. Tell me what the show. I actually saw this and I was kind of pumped on this. Oh, yeah. So all the towns I go and do stand up in. I find someone to teach me how to do their job. And then I do their job. And it's called E&Doo and Oddguy doing our jobs. The episode's coming out next week. I got my tattoo license in Wisconsin. And I tattooed a guy. And then I also made pizza in Oklahoma City. I've like cut hair. I got tackled by a bunch of police service training canines. Oh, I thought you were. I mean, those dogs had a fucking blast, I bet. Oh, yeah. I'm a dog and I get to attack people. I can't imagine a better target than they. No, they literally like shit on the. Yeah. He really, he really bit down on it. He was like, yeah, no shit. I'm in pain. You're the most biteable man. No, that was a Malala. This guy has a few balls. Oh, mm-hmm. Hey, let's check. You got to wear the suit. Yeah, it was cool. Did you get to like threaten one of them? Like, you're going to get them or they just like. Oh, no, they had me run. But I said things like, you'll never get to meet coppers. Or like, I want to talk to a white shirt. They tackled me. And I didn't like it. They gave me the thinner suit, but they didn't tell me that. What? Yeah. So you feel like you're going to get them. Oh, no, they had me run. And I didn't like it. They gave me the thinner suit, but they didn't tell me that. What? Yeah. So you feel it more. They imagine going to your barber for a haircut. And it's like, hey, just as a one time thing this guy is going to do it instead today. You're just like, full. Oh, yeah. I fucked this guy up. No. He walked out so lumpy. It was great. Yeah, I even think about that. What was it tattoo? I tattooed that S symbol on this guy's leg. You know that. I'm not sick. I'm just going to play it in my greatest week. Oh, in this weekend, I'm going to be a pit-boss at Terry Blacks. And I'm going to run security at the mothership. I'm going to do, do you do with the Marines in the morning? Yeah. And then they're going to put me in a taxi. Yeah, I took a broadcast that there's going to be a security. He'll have to walk night only this weekend. A liver, liver king is chartering a jet right now. There's all men coming, Charleston as a chance. And as a possibility, we did pitch over graveyard as a matter of fact. I was like, I wouldn't have been so lonely marching finally. They're going to attack me like, hey, not. But we were I'm still waiting back and it will probably be no, but we're pitching to Rogan to have me be the chauffeur that takes the guest to a show. But I wear the outfit with the hat and I don't go in. Are you going to serve me a certain terrorist plot? Also, the show where he gives you his inner head, he wears it. Yeah, I'll be next week. Next week I'm piloting a commercial flight from New York to LA. You guys know the iceman? I just need to get close to the train. What we did, it's great. New York is in full journey, Austin. How do the guys of my travels show? Also, the chauffeur, people say a block away from the bus. I can't wait. My plan is going wonderfully. The Archduke France Ferdinand. No, but it's super fun. That's cool. I like how to do it. I was just a Connecticut and I went to this place called Hardenco and they are a like a gene and clothing company. Everything's handmade with like antique American machines and tools. And so I made my own jacket. It's like pretty cool. You were belonging for the past. I love the past. Yeah, you're very, very steam-punch. Yeah, I know. Oh my God. Is that steam-punch when you're acting? You put like a tweet suit on, like a... I'm not trying to be a dick. It seems like you love the past. Like handmade stitching and shit. Well, he did call them the blacks over there. He's definitely yearning for it. He's definitely yearning for it. He's never heard of times. Better times, someone's a... Those are actually the antique machines. You're so good. Close the side to quit in hardware. I'm always like that. Don't you dare come in my voice like that. And I'm doing this. This one's acting up. It's good you weren't behind the auction podium. When you're standing up in the scoop. So I could give one. I knew you'd abuse the podium. Austin is better than New Yorker. Yeah, right. I'm going to go to my boyfriend. Two weeks. Well, man, I've heard his comments. I can't wait. I'm taking him down. That's going to be great. That'll be awesome. I'll come back. Yeah, the comedy... Interest city comedy beef is so far. I love that stuff. Oh yeah. I just love division. It's amazing. You do? I do. I like... I've been writing. I like unification. Really? I love unity. It's all about... It's all about... Today's all about this hyper division. Bombarding people with information. Tidilating them. Getting them free shots. Getting them into the streets. Making them clash. You don't like that? You don't like neighbors smashing each other with trash can lids outside? Because Facebook posts. It's fun to watch. I'm not going to lie. It's fun to watch. I'm going to show up and blow whistle the whole time. You guys are doing Lewis versus Muayra. I'm going to get myself shot. Yeah. I'm going to be defending Muayra with my light. I'll show a mask and tactical gear. I'm a citizen. Show me your papers Lewis. True. Someone's gonna bring a joke out of you. We don't like New York comics from out here. Yeah, it's embarrassing. Everyone's fighting each other right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's a hard... I'm with you. I'm unification for real. Thank you. Well, let's take a question from a premium subscriber. real I'm just fucking around. Thank you. Well, you let's take it to a question from a premium subscriber. Oh cool Let me see. Yeah, that's fine. You can do that one. Oh boy. This is for this is a perk we give to the patreon. Oh cool You know I figured since you plugged a bunch of shit in my as well. Oh, yeah, no, I appreciate that. What do you guys have going on? I true. I have a special out called you soon. Yeah, check it out on YouTube. I mean pissberg February 6 and 7 come do it to me. We got home hell yes message from the premium subscriber. It's they do Q and A shit. Okay read all of this. Yeah, man It's a fucking alright. I'm a Hungarian immigrant within eating dessert. Okay, let me do the accent. I am a Hungarian immigrant. Me so hungry. That's one of the premiums. That's like a fucking shareholder dude. Oh, I He's a premium subscriber. You're a good guy. Spotify is great. Sorry. That's not even Spotify. I'm a Hungarian Multiple leeches is I'm a Hungarian immigrant with the needing disorder. Oh, I came to this country 170 pounds Which is a good weight where I'm from a strong weight of a man But since getting here the food has been very delicious. I eat and eat and eat my mother tells me I am like the kiss gombok Which of you not familiar is a popular figure from Hungarian mythology in hungry It is common to store leftover pig parts and their intestines making a sort of satchel for further eating the kiss gombok is the pig intestine that comes alive Eating everything in its path getting bigger and bigger is more the village is consumed until a pig's shape is also eaten Who slashes it from the inside of this trusty blade? Freeing the village who dance and celebrating Either way, I am now waiting I Sent shirtless picture to my mother to prove how well I am doing in America and she calls me the kiss gombok Telling me she'd love to suck all my rich Bill Tells me in just that she wants to call inside my cavity and sit my belly like I once did in hers feeding for my American goodies like the parasite at once was only my mother is very old and she tells me she wants to die in my belly For as the old Hungarian saying goes better to be still born in America than do live a whole life in hunger I That's our premiums One way do you want to go I want to die in my son's belly I Am I ever find is when he goes if you're not aware of the kids gombok They're weird I love them. Yeah, I'm your pain to build that was great. I know these guys. They're funny Do you ever do like a instead of a question and answer like a patreon like short story contest or something? That would be fantastic. I thought I sound like a guy with a fucking problem That could have been that was really well. That's not real. You only that's real. That's a goof Maybe they're fucking pulling the you know the wall over my eyes, but do you think that's real? Well, we could chat GPT it No I was saying we could be here we could see if I'm written by chat TBC that would be really damning. Yeah, okay Oh my god, this is a guy. Please just come on. Okay, it's for the subscribers 35 year old metal worker here my brothers have been happy Can I do your job My brother's been having a real bad go with anxiety. I wish I could help him But I've never gotten anxiety myself at least not like he gets it He can just be sitting there doing nothing and the next thing I know he's all sweaty and freaking out It's kind of embarrassing especially if we're at a restaurant or something But I try my best to understand so I can be there for him because after all he is my brother Recently he has had an episode where I personally felt crossed the line We were at my place watching football me my brother and my boys. I have three sons two regular and one adopted I Too regular and one I don't love and so yeah, and so my brother starts his hyper ventilating bullshit And I yell at him to stop because he was freaking out my new son He's a two-year-old Chinese kid that I literally just got a few days before Which is a whole other issue And so I've tried tough love on my brother and told him that if I started have if he started having one of his sweaty Spass attacks I'd haul off on his ass thinking I'd give him something real to be afraid of Hoping he would cancel out any weird inner weakness shit He was displaying in front of my kids and so we get into it My brother starts crying which triggered the fuck out of me and so I started screaming at him trying to tell him Having anxiety as a man and not having been in an active war zone is extremely gay and pathetic and he yells Back saying it's not helping so I shoved his ass down into the coffee table and he spilled some wine on the carpet and now my wife is pissed Also, I only paid four grand for the Chinese kid which I thought was fine Since I I've never adopted and didn't know at the prices But one of my buddies recently told me that he had to cough up like 40 grand Do you think there's any chance this little fucker fell off the truck or something if you catch my drift Steve from Flint Michigan? Now That's a question. Yeah Your brother might be anxious because he's realized you've human traffic the Chinese babies The better job real sliding the question Embarrassment of the program How much does adoption cost a lot is expensive yeah, and the process is yes so long Four grand makes me think like where did you get this kid like you go to some massage parlor and they're like we have some Dear awesome kids that that thing is not real That's like a fake that's got to be a fucking pull my chain. Yeah You tried to something nice well, I tried to something nice you know, so I'd like to offer some advice Why not won't I mean the last one? The misdirect from the anxiety to the the Chinese chat children makes me feel like wonder why this kid has anxiety His brother's beating the shit Crying 25 to 40 yeah, yeah, he got a he got a knockoff Chinese child This episode is sponsored by better help Let's get real for a second here I found that comedy is a great way to discover more about yourself dude. I've learned Speak on how comedy has helped you discover something about yourself or helped you grow as a person You know, there's just something about talking in front of people and it's really helped me kind of like Grow my inner child or more specifically my pure arternis, which is the forever child and young in terms My shadow has been surely integrated. 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Thank you Hey guys, I have two young daughters two and five years old They're obsessed with the movie Frozen which I can't understand not that any of those movies are great But Frozen is the worst of the worst in my opinion and the message is complete bullshit Basically you have two sisters the parents both die and the kids are left alone in a castle The older one is essentially a moody bitch who moves out to an ice castle symbolic of a one-bedroom apartment cat lady After a younger sister archetypal slut hooks up with the first dude she sees Prince Hans of the southern aisle and so the archetypal slut ends up attracting the archetypal dickhead Who just uses her and so the whole thing goes on until Elsa the older sister throws the whole town Which I think is symbolic for a bitch type ladies general presence Comes back to save Anna But the slut sister somehow ends up frozen symbolic of all women eventually just becoming mean to no matter what and Is brought back because of her own true love not Christoffs who in my opinion is the movie's true hero But they may come out to be some unnecessary side character who just has to deal with the fact that Anna the Slut younger sister has been ran through by Prince Hans as if body count doesn't matter and I know she was technically only Wait and I know she was technically only once Prince but I think he got maybe typo here and I know she was technically only once Prince but for a fairy tale Which typically only deal with virgins one is kind of insane honestly symbolic of the fact that she'd been run through One in a fairy tale equals 100 in real life This is a frank in Manhattan. Why I'm just I'm just glad this guy's a father What the fuck it feels like he was typing with one hand and jerking We'll do better next week that's what a monster again. That wasn't even a question There was no question That was more of a not bad. He just wanted to use a fairy tale body can't stop That's very tell body count our fathers of young daughters dealing with like Body count issues right now probably more than any time in history. I think well, no, because I think they used to like kill them I mean They still kill your daughter or like you'd have to kill the guy if they dishonor Yeah, you had to basically sell them for yeah and fucking women knew not to fuck around Russ there be consequences. So of course they can he man. They're very Also, there's been barns full of you know, hey piles going back to the beginning civilization You know I mean yeah girls I never thought about this. You know it's crazy. No it's nuts So back in the day when you get like a medieval time to have a daughter You would get like one pig for your daughter right one pig. Can we look that up? That sounds low What is the thing dude that was like a Chinese big A wife only fans models make billions of years those guys. I think when drag they got drastically lowballed If you think about no, but most only fans woman's true value. It's like sitting on top of oil kind of but most only fans models make nothing Most only fans model are just showing holes to the void even 250 bucks a month compared in pigs medieval pigs That's a bad can we get a conversion rate? Yeah, but it's a hoarder 2026. Yeah, but if you see yields more pigs on a food and Not pigs and you're right. So like one pig yields. Well, no way man I've been to functions where a pig was barely one meal. Hmm. I've been to parties where an entire pig was just like the meal for the night You know, we're gonna do one feast in exchange for your daughter's Chastity and Yeah, but they probably also didn't eat a ton so they could make the pig last a while, right? No way It's meat. It'll spoil but then they also get cows and like donkeys and stuff a cow If you're lucky, yeah, you get a cow that'd be a good present. Yeah, but also didn't you get like a cow in some land like wasn't that the Dowery daughter pens on your daughter how hot she was and probably like the area your Fiddy shackles of silver. Uh-huh. Okay. Why are the equivalent in livestock basically? Okay, so that they're they probably had it paid pretty well then Wow, I was thinking people got ripped off in medieval times when selling the daughter I mean, they probably think yeah, I mean it just I mean the real people Got ripped off with the daughters What do you mean they're property of the father They were the father's rifle property Can you imagine having a daughter you like yes, this will pay off in the long run Miami maybe that is 18 years of just like feeding her while she learned like basket weaving and shit You don't get fat man That would be pretty nuts that is like yeah, that wouldn't feel good honestly if you had like a beautiful daughter and all you Think about was just selling her for like a sack of gold. Yeah, that would feel like you'd be like kind of It'd be better so be bittersweet imagine being like a hot Daughter and be like Ironman by the way. Really. I'm only worth a pig Go hot I am compared to these toothless goblins like shouldn't I be worth like a Two pigs But if you're like a peasant hot daughter it's still a pig. It's I'd rather a noble To get a goblin you would get a fattened sour though If you're a peasant hot daughter you probably get a fat pig and a girl that they'd probably be like that's cool Oh, see my neck of the woods they work with goats. I don't know how fat goats My neck of the woods are talking about Azerbaijan is very funny I prefer a goat to a pig for sure Yeah, goats give you milk. There's this more there's more happening with the goat you can fuck a goat with them What what are you? He said you could fuck a goat. I said you can fuck any animal true In a ranged marriage would there ever be like if you're not like status matching Would you ever make up the difference with an animal? I don't know. I'm looking directly at Shades are hiding your eyes My parents were a ranged marriage and the way that it worked is my dad grew up in a very poor village My mom came from a rich family in Bangladesh, but he got to America So that was his trade off like oh you get to America you get the hot girl of a rich family And then you break her family to America. That's that was the day to trade off to work harder Yes exactly so he he came in he got to America and they're like oh here's the anchor here. Oh man It was it was he had to he had to like he went to engineering school in DACA with just Just rode a goat Onward in the goat Onward to the bearing straight Actually the life of pie was based on my dad The wife to buy the life of The life of cream pie So he did me that's a sick deal get America get the babe. Yeah, you got that Here is journey. Yeah, it's it's something to aspire to it's like oh my question is are they legal? Thank you for asking So he got here legally legally yeah, this order so how the why the hell couldn't she get here? She's rich. Well, yeah, like girls cat. Oh, they can have ideas of that Yeah My mom told the story about how when she was younger she like kind of dated the guy across the street from her And then her brother found out and they punish her by taking her out of school She's not teaching it. Yeah, I think she was good at school. Yeah, I'm going to college and she's a dentist now So she figured it out. I mean hey, yeah, you say that but check that out. Yeah, yeah, that's the together arranged marriages never get divorced Yeah, almost never it's like a 90% yeah, yeah, are they are they not allowed? No, they're allowed But it's like it's it's sort of like this the way the so they call it there's arranged marriages and love marriages That's what they call it and an arranged marriage You're sort of faced with the person and who they are immediately so you have to learn to love them and a love marriage There's passion and that phase over time and then you get to know the person right and then might change So it's like you come at it with a different mindset and do you think the arranged marriage like the goal is to have children and bring families together So then that they recognize it like they kind of have to lay down their Desires for the greater good of the family and communities so then they work together as a team rather than people to Anti-girl boss absolutely It's an Asian thing Asian it's like you work for the the whole culture It's but you know the nail that sticks out gets the hammer that's what they say in those cultures So you got to like we got to work for everybody. What about a range divorce? Yeah, you got to go back You're gonna go Like 23 years old I mean, it is a funny idea to think you're gonna like as a young person stare at a person and go yes This is total. This is like you know, I know that was obviously no better how to mash you up Yeah, and it's kind of tight man. I don't know. I look the idea of arranged marriage I've always thought it was cool. Well the idea the arranged marriages how everyone did it forever up until recently Like question even even like the American like yeah, go ahead. How do they decide the arrangements? What do you mean do they just like put names on dice and roll? We're talking about thousands of years of like culture. Yeah Fuck me Fire Here's how it works now is because there's like it's like a vestige of that where it's not like they're not forcing people Get married anymore, but they'll give the girls something called like bio dadas and it's like a picture of the guy's face and all his stats Like height weight what he does what he likes what kind of family he's from Where they broke off it's a day real file. So it's like Indian pop the balloon What if you don't pop the balloon you get married for like Classes is like you would love this what and what you're an old class is this I thought you would love Back they did in the good days Man to be done. So what would they do prior they would take The lady by her hair My mom walking to a wedding is one of those isn't that a show on TLC What did she do to her right? She like so she met my dad. They're like oh, we're kind of like yeah We I like this guy like this. We're kind of compatible and then oh, I we can get to America all that sort of stuff And then yeah, she walked into the next time they met she was like oh, this is my wedding It's like Realized like all we've been honest about like her feelings in that moment like was she and and initially attracted or would she like Like how did that work out? I think at first she was like oh But then I mean she understand yeah understandably but crazy situation but and But like she loves my dad my dad's a good man. So it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, he's so nice He funded her dream. So it's like she kind of lucked out. That's kind of like such a better love story Then it's like oh Yeah, there's like There's such a cute old couple they go they want they go hiking all the time like they do like 10 hour hikes together Yeah, yeah, I put my bio dad out And I will say because they're arranged there's more like those rough times. They're like really try to make it work Like there's no they're not trying to like get out also you kind of customer service is you just both call your parents and like what the fuck Yeah, you're in your own way you're falling you can just be like yeah, what the fucking you guys with that? Yeah, and I bet the advice you get from the parents since they went through it is way more like on the level and just logical then Going with like feelings and having like two families that have never dealt the same otherwise It's just you're drunk at a bar one night. You go. I think I'll fuck it Also likes hiking Yeah, I think it's just equally kind of a crappin interesting. Yeah, yeah I the I when I was younger I was like arranged marriages like never now that I'm old I'm like oh, I kind of see the I see the value in it dude. Yeah, what's up? Do you qualify for an arranged marriage? Could you be arranged as a as a comedian? There's not a lot of Bengali girls that would that would be interested. Yeah, yeah, I have to be like But in America right for them to even start like like right now like so do you aspire to be like a cauch? I like I'll say this I'm not trying to make better question. Do you aspire to be like a cauch like a year and a half ago? Yeah Yeah, I'm not like I'm not sure if it's a king by the way It's not life But yeah, like I correct, Brad correction. I'm not like I will say like My special right now is doing pretty good no Bengali people are watching it And I asked my mom I was like they're not gonna be like One of those countries where if you put like the unlicensed music they restrict it in that country Never do a YouTube video where you put like a song like we're not gonna show this It's not like you're fucking yeah, yeah, but it's like yeah, I would say I would say I'm not like in with the culture Really yeah, I mean I'm literally surrounded by white people all the time and wall of blacks If you're going to like a birthright trip to about the nods no not yet If I'm gonna go with my dad at one point before I was that's Ever gotten dizzy and go to a porta-poddy and think you've been on a birthright trip You're so But it's like I'm an American comedian I'm working they need to see you like on TV Or they're gonna make nom is gonna marry this fucking yeah, like You'll be like a cab driver in America like I aren't isn't my status higher Isn't no like America the the the foundational ground of like what status is compared to I'm not gonna go marry some third-world chick That's not that's not gonna happen Yeah, I want to let it's already here. Well, it's like this be reasonable. Yeah, my man. You ain't never gonna get that third world Where's your wife? Oh after she gets her polio shot she'll be over here. I'm not looking for it I'm talking about yeah, you know, it might be like investing in bitch coin that all hundred dollars or something She blocks them into a fucking time bro. I'm you can 10x on your wife That's best case scenario I would be like no schooling Just make sure they got good teeth You get to start asking the mother ship to pay you in goats Yeah I'm a third world no schooling wife, and I was sure I would I would educator myself like Instagram Reals how like mosquitoes are from like Satan I would just do the fucking house. I would just do the thumbtrick Yeah Go The awesome did they know about the JRE in Hit him with a link Yeah, even in America even like a big least American bro like what are you talking about? Yes, that hasn't worked out for me. I mean pretty much everything I stated one Hindu girl That was that was interesting, but other than that has been most it's been all white chicks. I read a book. Oh, you know Life fancy lemons Yeah, I read a book about like older like you know in India specifically Wedding practices and that was kind of like Yeah, you as a young girl I'm like 12 your husband will be decided and they would just be like you got to live in their house And you just live under your future husband's mother who would like kind of haze you and like see what you're made of and believe And if you got pregnant with a son they would finally be like hey, we love you love you get out of the water They'd be like fucking bitch. I'll be like I hate you being a firstborn son in a brown family fucking sick. Yeah Fucking say they would be like for real and be like you were literally worthless You'd be there to like Cinderella style doing chores and you get pregnant They'd be like let's see it was a girl. They'd be like ugh you fucking piece of shit. Wow. Yeah It's like being trans in the South Get out Yeah arguably worse If you're trans in the South you can you can go somewhere if you're just in that situation you're stuck with a mother What about the the women of their born in the set those scenarios can have could they like run away? Is there like a underground railroad for I mean problem in children? Yeah right into a fucking brothel Yeah, probably The end result isn't probably not great at all. You know, just free. No way. You're just gonna go right into a fucking like, you know There's no like Bengali freedom fighters of like trying to free the the women from well I mean now but now that's just way more modern this is what we're talking about like older I was talking to you about your book. Yeah, this is yeah, this is the book you said you read. Oh, yeah No, that was bad. I was like in the early days I'll say this my mom is a third of nine brothers and sisters and she was the last of age marriage So like everything after that Was like more agency and stuff No, that's just that's just Indian tender Well Dill mills indian tender basically. It's like it's for the day. So I got to imagine the DM All bombs all the When you're creating your account you put in female goes are you sure? Are you ready for this? So so Dill mill is in the intender and like I didn't know that in that There are a lot of parents not everyone there's there's a but a fair amount of them are keep the parents are running the kids account trying to find some That's that's part of it, but People you could just be you could just be in there. Oh, so parents chatting each other What you do later on when those pedophile honors act like children to India's like Chris Hansen by the end you get married Come over to be making milking cookie Sure, it'd be funny to do a Chris Hansen show where there's no age of consent and the guy shows up and you go You're I'm still gonna read your text messages Welcome to catch a husband And Dill mill I know Dill mill was I didn't know that was a thing. Well, yeah, but but but that's still mostly just regular Dacey people go on the phone be like I know I'm talking to the mother. I'm trying to smash you I mean most likely you're still you're talking to the person that's like that's what What he's talking about is very rare, but does it just like a landline on an F. Yes, what's the what's the word? What is deal mill is deal mill short for something like dudes I'd like to milk What's the cultural significance? I actually don't know. It's probably something Hindi that I don't know Hindi very well Yeah, I understand the spice deals not a real prevalent spice Yeah, I probably don't call it deal. It probably means something we could chat you be to it, but I just Know I guess we never really probably a lot more fun to speculate. Yeah Yeah, just make up an answer and we'll go well, we'll never know Those kind of hearts meeting hearts meeting that's hearts meeting. Oh, that's nice. Hmm hearts meeting is nice man I like that. What does it mean to get the elders involved they come up with a nice nerd? Yeah, hearts meeting is tender It's tender is what you used to create a fire. Yeah Yeah You've been on the absent forever and you've never won stop to think what it means. That's crazy Not a lot going on up here Interesting What's the way to me? Hey Tim I retain Seaman knowledge Dr. I think you're backshot for my mind I think actually grinder is based on what your parents do and you tell The master team to weep The national teeth and weep It's what they think you should do when you should how you should die Deal mills kind of the opposite of grinder where grinder like you can like there's like they'll show you like how many feet Away you are from somebody deal mill They're like sending people in like a UK and like they sell you people everywhere really yeah, there's a big people There's a big like one of the things one of the things one of the preferences you can state That's pretty high as like whether or not you'd be willing to relocate but I couldn't join deal mills a white you probably could What would you know I don't know I don't know what brown person will be looking for a white person on dim All that seems but you can you can try it. Yeah, you can also go to the Trudeau route You didn't go Trudeau and didn't go blackface, but he also went like brown face kind of no you have brown face Yeah, you didn't do blackface you do brown face. What about rebooting soul man, but as a as brown face So man remember that movie that's the way he does black face together. Yeah, yeah And he learns what it's like to be a black guy. I never think about that That the think about that the speech at the industry. I can't wait. You don't know just yeah I'm not asking you to fund it Not about you exactly I'm tied up right now. I have a I have a movie I want to make I'm gonna do you know Nollywood Nigerian Hollywood You can make a movie for like 15 grand So I want to write a movie and then have I just write the script and have people in Nigeria Just film star the whole thing And I'm gonna put it out on my YouTube. That'd be pretty sick Just like a really wild soap So wait you would have them star in it. Yeah, I'm not going all the way over there So I would just have put up on fire You know He'd be the pig that gives Why Uh you married my daughter you're one of them in zero You guys really don't mess around up there do you Everywhere we go is like the cellar table Well, damn, I think we made it to an hour you guys I knew this would be such a fun. This is so fun. This is great You guys fucking ruled I'm great. We're gonna do what we're gonna do the patreon next up You guys want to stick stick if you guys want to leave totally I'm here I love to lamerica head and then drop the pig blood on the employees Real quick hurry up. Yeah, I'm gonna take your time. I'm gonna take a pee. Take a little break. We'll head into the patreon Thank you guys appreciate it. Thanks so much Watch new episodes of mat and shame secret podcast on Spotify do it