No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. A person who is not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the puja bhajjo on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. I love the radio segment! It's the radio segment that's hosting a team bonding event for billionaires, where CEOs play tug of war with their private jets. Picture two Gulf Streams facing opposite directions with a rope tied between them. Loser has to pay healthcare for their factory workers. That doesn't cost them that much, so it's fine. It's cool, it's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other helipad haters just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. Wrong start, Jeff, let's go. And if you've heard this segment before, you may remember the trials and tribulations of a man called Ronnie McNugget. Ronnie is well known for dressing up as Ronald McDonald and just walking around malls staring at people. Is he the one that actually changed his last name to McNugget? He sure did, and he made news last year when he was caught harassing a woman, and when cops took him down about a hundred red noses went flying everywhere. Wow, he's a very nice. But now Ronnie's in trouble for a whole new situation. He recently walked into a nearby McDonald's and put in an order. When he got his food, he demanded free cookies. I mean, if you are Ronnie McNugget, don't you get some perch? There's gotta be. It feels like you're entitled to them. But when Ronnie did not get the free cookies, he pushed the workers out of the way, went behind the counter, threw things at them, and took off with two other meals. It sounds like he did buy his original order though. But that's not 100% clear. An hour later, Ronnie was tracked down at a nearby apartment complex. He was arrested and charged with battery and robbery. Unclear if the local jail has cookies though. I've never heard of anyone wanting a McDonald's cookie. Like it's, you know, maybe the pies or... I know, McFlurry? Yeah, exactly. Let's go to your next laser story out of Michigan. Botched cakes have gone viral before. There's even websites completely devoted to them, but this past Easter, a lamb took the cake. Oh. Like a... The cake is in the shape of a lamb? I say that because there's a bakery in the Detroit area called the Homestead Kitchen and Artisan Cakery. They're very upscale, so it isn't a grocery store or like a cheap chain place. Oh, one of those fancy ones. But last week, they hyped the upcoming Easter holiday by posting a lamb cake straight out of a horror movie. It sounds... Oh no. It's terrifying. I'm showing a photo of it right now in the studio. They use those googly eyes that you can get, like the baked googly eyes, but it's more the teeth to me. What are those teeth made out of? There's three teeth in the center and one of them's pink. Yeah, the lamb has big bulging eyes, crooked teeth, and sloppy, droopy frosting that looks like it's been left in a hot car all day. Ain't nobody got time for that. Wow. So you can go see the photo on our Insta stories at Brooke and Jeffrey if you want to pee your pants. Looks like a real professional picture too. But even better than the scary sheep is the comments that it got. They were just classic. Someone said, where's the knife? I need to put it out of its misery. Don't tell me this is red velvet cake on top of it all. Another person said, you didn't bake it, you summoned this. No word on if the attention has helped bakery sales or hurt them, but everybody in that area is definitely aware of Satan's lamb cake now. I'll definitely hit him up around Halloween time. Silence of the lamb. I don't want kids around that cake. It's too scary. This next laser story is out of food news. We were just there. Did we just get out fooded by Canada? What? I say that because Pizza Hut Canada just launched a new pie for baseball lovers everywhere. It's a hot dog stuffed crust pizza. Wow. Oh my God, I want to get hot dogs and pizza at the same time. Absolutely. And if you're thinking, hey, that's not new. Yes, a Pizza Hut did do it with little wieners before and stuffed the crust. But Canada's features a whole hot dog baked into the crust of every single slice. In every slice? Yeah, like picture it long ways through the crust. I was thinking little mini dogs. These are the big boys. This 12,000 calorie masterpiece. There's no calories in this, Jeff. Be quiet. Yeah, why'd you need to say that? It's only available for a limited time to celebrate the start of baseball season. But some are calling it the most American thing Canadians have ever done. Yes. Dude, that is true. A medium hot dog stuffed crust pizza starts at $19.99. And it's available at participating Pizza Hut locations across the Great White North. Now that's what they can't do that Americans can do. Overcharge. Yes. They would have been 40 bucks in the way. $19.99. Yeah. What a bargain. It's a value meal. Yeah. Have you seen our food prices lately? Seriously. Let's go to your final laser story out of the science of how low can you go. Limbo world. According to new research, people who undergo rapid weight loss with ozempic and other GLP 1 drugs are twice as likely to get divorced. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Why is that? I mean big life change, you know. Makes you question everything in your world. I bet there's a lot of that. 12,500 married patients participated with the results being more than 14% getting divorced within six years of losing a lot of weight. Yikes. Compared with 8% among the wider population. Oh. Wait, that's still a pretty high number. Experts believe there are several reasons that this may be happening. For one, people who commit to weight loss treatments like this are clearly more comfortable making big drastic life changes. Mm-hmm. So, divorce. Oh, oh, oh, no. Okay, yeah. It's a stepping stone to divorce. It's like do everything at once. I'm gonna get a divorce, I'm gonna lose 100 pounds. Either that or you just stop eating as much because it just makes you full and so you're not sharing meals together anymore. Oh, sad. Oh, no. I would be sad. You want some popcorn? No. And number two, losing weight may make them feel more self-confident about moving on, particularly if the relationship didn't start in a good or a happy place. I agree. Yeah. If I can fix this, I can fix anything. Yeah. It is worth pointing out this is just an initial study since these drugs are relatively new. It'll be a few years before we get some real data on it, but when we do, it might get even worse. Oh, no. I know. This guy's going through his own weight loss journey. Oh, really? He's trying to get a certain part of his body smaller. What? Oh. Have a chill. Now, scientists haven't really come up with drugs for that issue yet, but got to stay tuned. That means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Friday. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. A person who is not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhachow on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty. Stay for the fire.
