Famous Floppers

And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Crossen and Robert Kelly. I saw a video this morning of, I want to get to David Fox-Mallon stuff, but of Yamanica and Chelsea Hamlin, I think drunk in a hotel hallway, falling all over each other. What a weird connection of people I would have never put together. I guess Yamanica is opening for her all over. Yamanica is her opener now and she's touring with her and she's taking a liking to Yamanica, which I love. I'm glad that somebody, you know. Someone like Yamanica? No, I love Yamanica. I know, it's something we were going to say. No, don't get mad at me. Don't turn on me, make it real. No, I love her. I would never turn on you. I love Yamanica, don't say that. No, I love Yamanica, but I'm glad that somebody big took her under her wing. No, it's great. She's going to get exposed to a big audience. She needed somebody. She's that funny where she can go out and get some fans. She lost a lot of weight too. She looks... She lost a lot of weight. She looked better. Yeah, no doubt. She's grinding it out. Big, big cans, man. I mean... She does have ridiculous size tits. I mean, they're nuts. Oh, is this the hallway? Yeah, they're in a hallway at a hotel. They've done a couple weird things. I actually called her on one. There was some sexual tension happening. She said that Chelsea got her a bunch of dildos and vibrators. Something. And she likes one of them. Yeah, the big one. I think. The big one. The one with the sword handle on it. I mean... Oh, she's biting. She's biting Chelsea. But first of all... She's pulling you on the ground. Which is definitely impossible. You don't want that. You don't want to pull Yamanica on top of you. That was crazy. Yeah, they're on the ground fighting in a hotel hallway and Yamanica has a fur coat on... And it looks like she's going to go finger Yamanica's arm. Yeah, dude. She's pulling her... She's trying to get in her koochie. I mean, listen. You're going to act all tough when you're on the floor. She's trying to tickle her, I think. Tickle her in her asshole? How do you tickle somebody in their asshole? Don't even try to do that. I take that back. I know how that's done. By the way, I do... I don't like necessarily though that... What? I don't know if Yamanica feels this, but I would feel. I don't like when my friend is treating me like the big lummicks that you can do rougher stuff to like that. And like, Chelsea and they're taking a running start to just jump on Yamanica while she's on the ground and like fall over. Knowing Yamanica's just going to laugh would make me feel like, I'm like, don't fucking make it look like... You know what I mean? You might as well walk up to me and like rub my... Jiggle my belly in front of people. Hey, Jay. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Hey, go, hey, look how easy it is. Look how sturdy you are. Chelsea Handler's a fucking drunk though. That's some drunk ass shit right there. Yeah, yeah. I think doesn't she like almost like attribute her whole career to alcohol? I guess, yeah. All right. Her books, weren't they like, Hey Vodkits, Me Chelsea. Yeah, yeah. It's called like a... Black horizontal life. Whiskey slut. Yeah, I wouldn't want... It's a whiskey slut. I wouldn't want to have to put up with this. You know what I mean? If you were under somebody's wing opening for them and they were just tackling you drunk in a hallway trying to tickle your vag and you have to put up with it or you can't say no. No, but I know it's like the thing, it's like that would... Somewhere in me, I'm not saying Yamanica feels this way. That would make me feel hurt. Yeah. That's some of that on... With all this video they're making obviously here that the joke is kind of like, I can take this person jumping on me. And it's not like Chelsea's like a particularly little person. You know what I mean? It's one thing if we were like, me and Jacob were doing this in a hallway. It's funny because Jacob's so small. Yeah. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Chelsea Handler is not that she's like a tiny, tiny lady. She's just showing that she can throw her full oomph into Yamanica and it's not a big deal. They'll all still be laughing. I'm over analyzing it for sure. I'm digging it. It's a very uncomfortable hallway situation that I don't like seeing my friend Yamanica Oh my God. Getting thrown to the ground by some drunk old white lady. Also, if you pop out of your room the whole thing's uncomfortable right away. It's like, oh my God, finally up. A big loud black woman in a car and finally got into it in the hallway. Well, I guess this is going to be my night. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, they're laughing together? Yeah. This is some weird shit. What a big old pig. The tackle is the one where I was like, I don't like that for Yamanica. And I'm just projecting for sure. I mean, look, I... Yeah, I... I went through some of this, I guess, on Torgasm and stuff like that. So I went touring with him. I mean, yeah, I think he hit me with a stun gun once. Really? I think this video of it's something... You got... Dane Cook taunted and bullied you? I think so, yeah, with a stun gun. And that's what... So it's hurt people hurt people and then you would come home and bully us. Yeah. You would come back and say mean things to us and tell us that we couldn't sit at the table with you or you don't want to look at my face while you eat. These are all old Bobby Kors. I still don't want to do that. Oh, okay. So, I mean, yeah. We have to have lunch together every week. Baby, you can look north and I can look south. We sit back to back. What the fuck is it I'm doing? You have to somehow get in and break a rule. Bobby, if you... Oh, take that, dude. You broke a rule. Time to get the zap. Yeah. Bobby, what's the zap? You want the Dane zap? You get the zap? Ow! All right. No, stop. You want the zap? Tell me you don't like what Chelsea Handler's doing to Yamanica. I don't like it. I don't like it. I hate it. I don't like it. You don't like all my fun. That one was... That'll stop. I'm having fun with it now. You're an asshole. I'll give you a zap. Well, here's the problem with this. When I was... Me and Dane were fucking around. We were just young dudes being assholes. This is middle-aged women in a fucking hallway. This is just... This is the age where... Oh, they shouldn't be behaving like this at all. Yeah, dude. Like, I would never fucking attack you in a hallway and drag you to the ground. I'd always... Again, it says late night this. What I would not be part of. And again, I don't get drunk like that. But I would not be part of this. All I would be thinking about is I go to the people in the rooms and they're like, What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, it's like at a certain age, you got to kind of grow up a little bit. Listen. And not tackle your chubby friend in the hallway. If they got in the room and started doing it, I see like even losing like a touch of like your volume in that regard. You know you're in the hallway of the hotel and it's late night. That's pretty wild. And somebody's videotape. It's content. Now look, I know what clip farming is and that's what this is. Total clip farming. As the fluencer. This is your clip farming. And whose bag is it open that has a dildo and a gun? Who is that? You can't tell. Go back to the tackle games. I'd like to see where she gets there. There's actually another one too where they they it gets kind of sexual. It was a little weird. I was like, are you fucking Chelsea? You think they're fucking going at it? You think she was just wants black dick that bag that she'll settle for black vagina? This Chelsea is very straight. Talk about getting it. What is this? It bugs me. What she's trying to tickle her back of her leg. She doesn't understand Yamanica's curvaceous body. I would immediately take this video and follow lawyer. Oh, on that fateful day. Chelsea handler was against all odds having crossed that goal line. Yamanica in a three point stance facing the other way was going to give her all she could handle. It's a wrap tackle. I mean, look, I guess they have a fun as alcoholics do, but absolutely. No, they're having fun for sure. I'll tell you, it sucks to become friends with the person after they have the thing that could actually propel your career majorly when she was doing Chelsea lately. Man, Yamanica would have really benefited from that. Yeah, but she missed the moment. Chelsea missed the moment of it. So now she's with Chelsea and they're too late. It's the same thing with everything else. You become friends with someone after the fact. Well, this is the type of shit that like when this friendship goes away, when she stops using Yamanica or Yamanica becomes big enough to which she doesn't, she can't do these anymore. This is the type of shit down the road like that Katy Perry thing that's happening. When you do these weird things and you're fucking around having fun. What did Katy Perry do? Oh, you didn't hear about that? Yeah, Katy Perry. Dude, Katy Perry. I blocked her ever since we had that weird conversation. Katy Perry got accused of sexual assaulting Ruby Rose. Nice. But it's almost... Jacob, stop. What are you laughing at? Because it sounds ridiculous for a woman to accuse another woman who is another tiny woman of sexual abuse. It's kind of gross. It's kind of gross. What happened? Is it though? Yeah, a little bit. What was it? She finger with a booger? No, she'll pull it up. That'd be gross. I want her to read it. Who's Ruby Rose? She's an actress. She kind of looks very dude-like. She plays like a very masculine woman in all her movies. She's kind of hot. She's hot. She's got short hair. You wouldn't like that. I don't watch Orange is the New Black. Poco. Weirdo. She was actually, I believe in John Wick. Do you want to see her? I'd like to see her. She was the Italian girl in John Wick with the short hair. Remember her? Just a picture of Ruby Rose. Sorry, I was trying to find the video. The allegations. Yeah, you know she is. I don't know her. What has she been and I've seen her in those past few years. I think she was in John Wick. Say John Wick again. John Wick. She was in... Yeah, I'm like, clearly that one I don't know. She was in Orange is the New Black. Yeah, she was in Orange is the New Black. She's been in a bunch of shit. You know her from a bunch of things. Definitely John Wick though. She's been in John Wick. We know. Okay, I'm just letting you know. She was in John Wick chapter two. Chapter two, second one. The one that went to Italy. Batwoman, no idea. She played Batwoman in the, I believe it, failed. She did, yeah. She's seen... She's seen Jacob's type of girl. She definitely knows who she is because look at all the stuff. She's in Supergirl, the TV series, DC Legend of Marr, the Flash TV series. So she's Batwoman in everything. Yeah, I don't know. I thought I recognized her face or something, but I don't recognize any of these things. You might recognize her from John Wick. Was she in John Wick? She was in John Wick two. Chapter two. Chapter two. Didn't tell. You might recognize her from that. I think I do. I think that's what it was. Why did you say John Wick from the beginning? Well, I was just trying to say it, but you know, she was definitely in John Wick two. Okay. Yeah. I kept cutting you off at John Wick, never got you to two. Chapter two. Yeah, that was my fault. And everyone says they interrupt too much. So hungry. Who says you're... You do not interrupt too much. I'm so hungry. You do not interrupt too much. I love it. You do not interrupt too much. Got him on. Okay, so Ruby Rose alleges that Perry... Wait to hear this. Now 41, Saw Me. Why is that in quotes? I'm just going to put something on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her under with her side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her. Come on. That's hilarious. It's disgusting. What? It must have started. You could do worse than having Katy Perry rubber muff on your face. Well, for me and you, but if it smelled or it was just disgusting. What's the equivalent of this? Mark Slaughter from the band Slaughter. Mark's nuts across your face while you're sleeping. Funny. Funny, but you might projectile vomit. No, it's Mark Slarder. The guy was gorgeous. Not gorgeous. He was mediocre. No. Buddy, he's a six. Okay. Bon Jovi dragon nuts across your face. That's nice. Or just fucking maybe laying... giving you the Roman Soldiers helmet where he puts the cock down between your eyes from your forehead. I could never do that. Me either. It wouldn't be a Roman Soldiers helmet. It would look like a Widow's Peak. It would look like my dick's giving you... it would look like my dick's giving you Eddie Monster hair. Yeah. Yeah, you do the vampire well. Hey, what's that? You got the little Widow's Peak right there? He goes, no, that's a full human penis. Oh, you must have a big forehead. Nope. She saw me resumé and put a projectile vomit. Rose also wrote that as a woman, for a myriad of reasons, good word. Great word. Opening up about W on W, women on women violence and sexual abuse seems to be a hundred times harder than speaking out about the male predators. At least for me. Yeah, because everybody goes, uh, so what? Yeah, who would want that? Yeah, fight back. You're both girls. None of you can knock the other one out. Yeah. Fight forever. Fight forever or walk away. Yeah, you'd have a case if Yamanika did it to you. Yeah, yeah. I hope Yamanika sues fucking Chelsea for trying to finger her in the hallway. Yeah, it will come. She's not interested in filing a report over this. Why not? I think she did. She went to the police and did file a report. She said she said she's not interested in filing a report. I just read something online that she did. She went, uh, she had to go and do it or something like that. She said that, but it says who claimed, uh, a threads user who claimed she was speaking out on connection to a Twitter feud she once had with Perry in 2017 when she slammed her song, Swish Swish. Oh, come on. That's a banger. Swish Swish. I don't know what it is. That's when she had all the basketball players and heels dancing around. It was kind of a nightmare. Oh, she performed it somewhere? Yeah. I kind of remember that now. I kind of remember that now. What the fuck is this? Oh, everyone's wearing basketball. Shit. Anyway, swing down. That's it. Just rub their muff in her face once. Get the fuck over yourself. Rudy, Ruby Rush. She mushed it in her face though. Ruby Rose. Dude, come on. Well, she puked on her. It's a heavy reaction. She was something. She was sick from something else. I'll tell you this. If I woke up, dude, and you were smashing your cock into my face, projectile vomiting is not how I would handle that. I mean, I can see being angry, uh, reacting. Maybe, uh, maybe just closing my eyes and acting like I'm still asleep but start sucking your dick. Yeah. I think that's... And then if we just fall into it, if not, I could always be like, what the fuck? What? I was asleep, dude. Yeah. That's what I like. Who's this? This is the... Oh, Katy Perry. It is bad, yeah. What? Bish. And this is all gay guys wearing high heels with her. Oh, God. And basketball shorts. Music is so gay. I know. I'll tell you what. The amount of things they put black people through to be a professional athlete that you have to sit through, you think a black guy wants to sit here and watch a bunch of dudes in high heels? It's like I said, the award shows when they have like Lil Nas X come out and like, uh, like butt fuck all of his friends on stage and then they just show a Method Man being like, all right. I guess that's the world now. Yeah. That's why I like Frank Sinatra. They didn't do any of that silly shit. It's really... It's the door kick open, like, uh, syndrome. You know what I mean? Like, the people were like, all right, look. If you're gay, you're gay. No big deal. And they go, well, hello NBA. Here's all the gays. And I go, slow down, man. And then they got to bring out a girl to Nicki Minaj or show her snatch to make it a little better for a little bit. But this just makes, uh, somebody like Jacob upset. This is when Nicki was all right. Yeah. I don't even know what that means. She's not, she's weird now. Her body's nuts. Well, I don't know her music at all. She stinks though, for what it's worth. Yeah. Well... I think she's the only one, like, the greatest rappers of all time. She's the only woman on the list. The only woman? Really? Really? Suck on that, Lauren Hill, and fucking Salt and Peppa and MC Light and everybody else from way before Queen Latifa. It's just not on the top of the page. Suck dick, Queen Latifa. That's crazy. Well, it's a fucked up thing to say because, again, some people are victim to... Exactly. Like, how do you put, like, the Sugar Hill gang on the greatest list of rappers of all time? They're terrible in hindsight because it was... They were devout... But they were inventing the style of music. So the fact that someone could do it now, it's like, they're the best of all time, was, well, yeah, so is the next person after her. It's gonna be better than her because it's all developing. It's a Jordan theory, man. I like talking about theories. It's a Jordan theory. I think that waking up to a vag in your face would fucking startle you. I think a cock is much easier because there's no... Like, a vag is just this open thing that has a smell. If you pull your panties to the side and smash it in someone's face, it's not... You're not getting pussy all over the face. You're getting muff mostly. What if her nose, the tip of her nose broke the seal of it? No problems there. Who cares? Another girl. Girls don't give a shit about girl shit. They all look at each other's titties and shit. Yeah, but apparently she does. Well, listen, God bless. She goes for it, that Katy Perry. I respect it. I don't know why she would go up. I respect her cool move more than I respect this woman making a big to-do about it. Well, if you have a migraine and you're just trying to, you know, rest your head on your friend's lap and then your friend comes over and rubs their snatch on your face. But your headache's gone. You think it has some type of medicinal purpose? Absolutely. If you had hiccups, they'd be gone. Okay. Cures cancer? Yeah, I mean, her it's been known to cure cancer. Now, if you tell me that, if she had HPV on that pussy and she's grinding it on your face, now possibly attempted murder. Yeah. I'm assuming Katy Perry's only got just problems from like, you know, British dicks that are all basically, they're in their own flesh condom already. So she's fine. You don't think Katy Perry's pussy is tainted at all? I don't think so, dude. I think Russell Brand's got a long, thinny where the head's always tucked away into that foreskin. Same thing with Orlando Bloom. I don't trust these guys. Orlando Bloom, though, has that fucking gonzo nose of a cock. Remember Katy Perry and him on the picture of them on the bodyboard? No. And he's just naked on his knees and his fucking dick goes like, oh, my God. Horns out, down. The gonzo nose. Oh, I remember all the dicks. Do Justin Bieber's got a nice thickie? Remember his dick was just out in that one picture? No. Thick old dick, Justin Bieber. Makes me furious. The game I don't think ever shows it, but he shows it through stuff. That outline is insane. The game's outline. Chris Brown's got a huge dick. Oh, is that his gonzo penis? Yeah. I don't know why the picture's not loading. You know what I don't want? I remember feeling it was bigger for some reason, but it's pretty, it's, for that far away of a picture. It's very gonzo. It's very gonzo. That's a soft dick though. It's a soft dick, but that's a regular dick. Maybe it is. Yeah, that's a regular ding-ding. Maybe I just felt confident in everything else going on with him. I think your dick is very similar. Could be. No. Well, yes, certain dangles for sure. But that's not, that's not just like pull my pants down and for sure that's what you're going to see. No chance. I tell you what, if I had that dick, I would not be this happy with it. I would not be naked on a fucking. I agree. Chris Brown though. Surfboard. Have you ever seen Chris Brown's? No. Insane. He's getting the same one? Insane. Greg Odin was the other guy over here. But Greg Odin was also seven foot two. So of course it's going to be a no-work. You know, it's easy to find a black guy with a big dick, I think. Is there a black guy with not a big dick that we know of? Sure, that shows up in pornography sometimes from here to there. But is there someone famous? Okay, Chris Brown's dick, dude. Oh God. I don't think that we've seen. That's not hard. So fat. This is not right. It's just uncomfortable. That's crazy. It's like. Now that's not soft for sure. That's not like how he's just resting his underwear every day. But I mean, that's not fucking a raging boner. It's nuts. That's just flopping down. Greg Odin, if you can find Greg Odin. Let me see if I can get Bobby hard. Get this fucking naked girl off the screen. Yeah, dude. That's gonna. Show me Greg Odin's dick. God damn. It's already down. It was up. It was getting up. Now it's down. Yeah, maybe. You may have been on the come down. That's a good time to take a picture for sure. Look at Greg Odin, dude. Where was he? Outside? Yeah, it's fucking nine inches of straight dangle. Yeah. I haven't had a hot dog in decades. I know. That's not a hot dog. That's a sausage. That's more of a sausage. Or like a killbasa. Yeah, maybe a blood sausage. Yeah, something like that. It's European. Absolutely. Ethnic without a doubt. Yeah. I love his bush fat though. It's fucking wild. He doesn't even take. He doesn't trim that at all. No, he doesn't have to. It looks like he's wearing a bikini bottom. He doesn't have to. He has enough dick to come out of it anyway. Right. Yeah. Which from ours then? Like a taper mind towards the base. So it looks like maybe dick starts a little. I always shave a little about a quarter inch above the top of my dick. A quarter inch. You got to fade? Yeah, just enough to make it. Because at least from maybe like a straight on view or something. You're going to see just a flesh color with not being hair. Might look like even another half inch. Even though it's just my actual bush fat. Yeah. Because it's no hair on that little part. It just looks like maybe it goes a little bit longer. A little bit longer, yeah. Optical illusion. It's like painting the cave on the side of the building. Who's this? The game. Jesus Christ. Look at that. Now, here's the thing. You can make a strong argument that his dick is completely hard right there and he's mushing it down those fucking underwear. But even if it is hard, God bless. God bless everybody. God bless all of us. All of us. I mean, it's crazy. What would you... If I had a dick like that, I would definitely try to suck it. Suck it yourself. I mean, wouldn't you? Yeah. I mean, if you didn't have to hurt yourself, right now I'd have to snap my... Risk being paralyzed. Jesus. Just try to suck my own penis. Unless you're bony thin. My God. Unless you're bony thin, the odds that you're going to be able to contort to get your dick in your mouth. Yeah. You know what I mean? Now you might have somebody like Paco who's very athletic. But it doesn't matter. Because he's fucking his own face like a rabbit, it's not... This dick's not going to reach. It's not going to. No matter what he does. If he had a few more inches of dick he could probably reach. That's going to be an Asian dick issue, which I also suffer from. Yeah, I do too. But I say, I don't have to get to that part because I go, Paco, they go, Paco, you might be able to suck your own dick. And then he's concerned is, fuck, my dick might not reach. When I go, Jay, you wouldn't try to suck your own dick. They go, why would I even try? I know I can't. I know I can't bend that way. There's too much gut and stuff in between. No, you'd have to go to China and have people like flex you for years into sucking your own dick. I don't think you could. I think the mush in between. There's a kung fu master that could help you do it. Yeah. What's his name? His name is Lee Kwan. Do I have to go on a great journey to find him? You have to climb a lot of stairs with two buckets. 11,000 stairs? 11,000 stairs with two buckets of water. Understand. Can I carry it like cattle though on a thing across my shoulders? You have to. You have to carry it like cattle. But you can never put it down. You have to start over again. If I was just woke up tomorrow with the game's dick, I would just start an immediately new life. I would throw barbecues just in my tight underwear. But I'd walk away from everything in my life and just start fresh and attack life new with that dick. Yeah, I would too. I'd say goodbye to everybody. Is it illegal to walk out with just those tight underwear and your dick? Shouldn't be. Right? Is that illegal? As long as you're covering it, you're fine. Fine. Showing off God's work. I would walk around with that all the time. Absolutely. Yeah. I would be my going to the store outfit. I would only wear the tight you wore from your mom on stage. Yes. So. Could you imagine the pop I would have gotten if when I dropped it there instead of wagging my dead fucking assless tussy? Then instead I showed a game fucking hang down my leg. Tommy Too Smooth was a comic used to do that. He did a character called Feliciano Fuck That Fernandez and he would put on yellow pants and no underwear. And when he would like pump, he would go fuck that. When he would do it, it would you'd see his fucking dick just smacking around in those fucking thin pants. Yeah. Michelle Obama used to do that. Yeah. Allegedly. She's the one to show her hand for sure. Have you seen that video where she's dancing and they, I don't know, it's got to be a, but they've got a little flapper hitting the edge of her pants. No, really. Yeah. There's a video. And it's this guy. I never stopped taking pictures of his fucking doll. Why would you? Why would you? I agree. I mean, first of all, look at his body is insane, but that dong. Could you imagine wearing white underwear and then your fucking dick stretches the material so much that you see the color of your dick through the white underwear? Do you see that? Yeah. His dick is making it see through. They're not see through underwear. His dick's making it see through. Yeah. It's pushing through the atoms. It's making it. It's doing science right now. That's fission. And he's always grabbing it. So he is, he, I'll tell you what he is doing. He's getting it to the point where it's hanging down. Of course. And he's grabbing it to keep that blood in it. That is a technique. I've done that technique. Yeah. We've all done the technique. This is never the result. But my, my technique is I can never do it to the side. It always has to be sticking straight up. Straight up. Yeah. I can never. I've never taken the picture, but anytime I thought of what would be the picture for that, it's going to have to be straight up. And then the problem is straight up because it's not a super long dick. It's it's strong and it's dense. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't lose strength because it's so long that you can only do like so much movement with it. So if I have a boner and I put it straight up, it's pulling the waistband away from my body. Yeah. But that's not a good way. It's because I'm raging hard trying to act like I'm not. Yeah. All the blood from the upper part of your body is in that small part. It's amazing. I'm able to stand up. Christine, could you stop sopping over fucking Orlando Bloom's little dumb dick? It's little and it's stupid. It is. It's a little dumb puppet nose dick. Yeah. Here we go. It's just this list is goofy. Eminem has a big one. No, it's not what this is. Oh, sorry. I thought you're bringing up big dicks. No, Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj. Oh, OK. I thought you're bringing up people with a big dick. It's a weird list. Drake does have a big one. Oh, yeah. I bet Snoop Dogg has a thin one. I bet his dick is so long and thin. Yeah. No one really likes fucking them. I have a theory that your dick looks like your face. Yeah. Yeah. You think it feels like a pineapple? I think your dick, yeah. I think your dick. Pineapple shape? Yeah, like Ari's dick is Ari's face. It is. Yeah. I never thought about what you're saying until you said that. And I was like, oh my god, it really is. It looks like it goes like, yeah. All right. Yeah, Lewis's dick is... If this dick can talk, it would go, all right, OK. Hey, you want to go travel the country? You want to go to... I don't know. When I get back, I guess, well, I'll do that. I will fuck. All right. Let me get hard. Lewis's dick looks like Lewis's face. Oh, yeah. Dan's dick is fat at the end, like his head. Yeah. I always saw Dan's balls from behind, but man, they dragged. Yeah, it's like his face. Joe's dick looks like Joe's face. I have a theory that you want to know what a guy's dick looks like. Just look at his face. Do you picture Mark Normans as a very curly dick hair, like his head hair? Yeah. Mark Normans' dick looks like Mark... Probably. Yeah. I've seen your packer. It looks just like your face. Hey, dick face. Hey, dick face, I'm talking to you. Yeah, that was the Drake. I forgot about Drake. Drake's piece is just... He was showing his flopper on his private jet, which makes a dick look even bigger. Yeah. I don't know that... That plane's so tiny, your dick looks so big in it. Isn't it so funny that technology advanced so much that we could just take these amazing shots of our dicks and we can't because of our dick size? Yeah, still can't find that amazing shot. Yeah. I've seen every... I've tried every angle. I forgot about the Drake picture. Oh my God. Yeah, that one. I mean, come on. It's like blocking his fucking hand. Yeah. They had to find out to make sure it would... That's not him. That's fake. It says fake photos. All right. Doesn't it? He's hoping. Jay's praying, please tell me that's fake. Oh no. Listen, God bless him. I believe Drake has a really huge dick. Yeah. But how could you be that goofy looking and have your whole career just doing another guy's voice? It's insane. He does look like four races in one face. He is four races in one face. That is a great tattoo. I love that. It's just Drake's spread out. What is the tattoo? What is that? It's Drake laying his legs open, holding his dick. It's a little cartoony and they give you a lot of butthole in this picture though. You give you the butthole and then it gives you a little crease at the bottom of the butthole. Oh, that's true. Yes. God bless Drake. Drake's thing is so weird. I think I've said that before on the thing. His whole thing is like, people love him but he's just doing little Wayne's voice and just did it a whole different career. Right? With the same beats in his voice. You love Drake. I know you do. Blackloo. But am I wrong about that? That's not the way he talks. His rapping voice is a chosen voice like Cypress Hill almost. But he chose to do little Wayne's voice. I don't hear that. I gotta listen to it again now. That's crazy. They both, they go, they go, they go both do the same fucking things. One's from the place where you sound like that and Drake's from Canada. Little Wayne's voice is really. So is Drake's. Let me hear it. I thought he was a little more. I bet you could just, I bet there's a YouTube video that says Drake and Wayne comparison. The fact that Blackloo has said he's never thought of it that way sounds nuts. Baby's mamas. Oh Jesus Christ. Just stats of them. How many baby's mamas does he have? How do we just look up? Do people think little Drake sounds like little Wayne? It's gotta be. If you're the only person that thinks that. That's crazy. That would make me lose confidence in everything I've ever thought. You've been wrong a couple times today. Today? Yeah. That guy was not the hottest guy. I didn't say he was a hot guy. You're adding. You said he was gorgeous and he was not gorgeous. There's a reddit thread. Oh, there you go. That's all I need. Yup. Am I just tripping or early Drake sounds like little Wayne? That's a white guy too. That's from Big J. Ocasin. In songs like Believe Me. Bring up Believe Me. Here you go though. You about to have your whole world blown to pieces my man. I don't know man. You fell in love with a Canadian who's pretending to be from New Orleans. A Jewish Canadian. A Jewish Canadian. Disgusting. I'll tell you this is little Wayne. It's little Wayne's. It's his song. This is little Wayne. But this, that's actually Drake. Is this Drake? Yes. Yeah. That is Drake. That's a fucking snarky remark to me. Well my point is made by this. Your pain was made but you did give me a snarky remark. I'm sorry about the snark. All right. I got excited. You did. You did get a little excited. You tried to make me feel bad. That's where you get to show a black eye wrap thing. This is Drake. Yeah, you're right. You're 100% right. I think it might just be some cadence. That's all. That's the tone of the voice. It's the tone of their voice. Drake's doing a voice. Drake sounds more like little Wayne than little Wayne. Drake used to be a copy of little Wayne. This is. How Drake was inspired by little Wayne. He sounds exactly like little Wayne. Blackloo hides this from his algorithm. He runs away because he loves Drake too much. He loves Canada. Yeah. More than New Orleans, I guess. He loves child actors, cause playing rappers. We went down the fucking hole on that one. Blackloo's all Degrassi Junior high. Oh man. He loves that Degrassi, that Degrassi class. You were blown away and so happy to find that he wasn't actually in a week. He was in a wheelchair, blew your mind. You're a fan for life. What? He could walk? Shut up. Also, his real name is Aubrey. His name is Aubrey and he went to Drake. Anything would be better than Aubrey. Yeah. I mean, if you went just Aubrey with no last name, like no nothing, just, hey, what's up, I'm Aubrey. That's not bad. You know a boy named Sue? Maybe his dad did something like that cause he saw that massive cock and he was like, fuck this kid. That's not. My dick doesn't look like that when I was born. Fuck this cause his name's Aubrey. Now get pussy, you fucking asshole. You know how the little cock that we know, Black Dude, that shit had a bigger cock? Patrice. Did he have a little pecker? He had a huge body. He had a huge body, understood. Yes. It was hiding. I understand. No, he definitely didn't have a, let me pull it out and then press chick's dick. No, he had a dick so much that he just went to pure, just, I'm just going to use dildos. That's when you have a little cock. I'm like, I'm going to buy you a better dick. I can see buying you a better dick but you have to be able to at least use the one you have on you as well. Yeah. Oh god damn. Damn. Little Wayne and Drake. We just blew fucking Black Lu's mind. I'm sorry Black Lu. Yeah. Anybody else you want me to ruin? Gordon from Sesame Street was an Uncle Tom. You heard of here first. Frank Sinatra, nobody sounded like him. Yeah, everybody. I'm just joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Yeah, you guys all froze. In fact, I know the saddest, well I was starting to think, I was like, I think Drake and Little Wayne could easily sound like Frank Sinatra if they chose to. That's how easy Frank Sinatra is. Is that the only reason why you hate that music? Because anybody can do it? These were like the celebrities of the time and display some sort of a talent. Their acting sucks. Their everything, again, it's time changing. I understand that but at one point movies thought acting was supposed to be like, let me tell you something lady, if you're going to say something like that, you're going to find yourself in prison, okay? Acting evolved a lot. Acting everybody kind of sucked back in the day. Exactly. So you didn't need to be like, they just wanted to see Elvis or see Frank Sinatra. I'm a big fan of Westerns. I love like John Wayne movies. I love all the Westerns and they sucked. All the, they always had the young guy who just overacted anger. God damn it. Why are you going to do that to me? And then he looks to the camera, you know, he looks away. But acting did evolve a little bit and Frank Sinatra was in shitty acting time. But that's why you also, what I bet Frank Sinatra also could do though was tap dance. You know what I mean? Never tap dance. That was, that was Sammy Davis. Damn dude. Damn. Why what movie was Frank Sinatra in? He was in the, oh my God, shitty, shitty awful ones. No, he was in a couple good ones. Tell me one. Really? He was in Ocean's Eleven. Was it good one? He won the Oscar for here to eternity. Yeah, here to eternity. He was in Ocean's Eleven was a good movie. I thought it was all right. There was no other movies then. What do you mean? There was no other, there was a ton of movies back then. No, listen, everyone says Citizen Kane's the best movie ever. Go watch it. I watched it. Sucks. It was a great movie. Boring. Great movie. Snoozer. Not a snoozer. It is. It is not a fucking snoozer. It's got one major problem as soon as it starts. What? It's black and white. That's fucking great. Nope. Dude, so, so was it. Black and white, black and white meet for a couple minutes. For a little while. I went Technicolor and I was in. That blew people's minds. My mind. Because we were all black and white, but all the movies were black and white. And then when it started in black and white and went to color, people in the theater was like, oh my, what the fuck is this? And these facts are why you're too old for Bon Jovi. I'm not. I am. Also, everyone's grandfather in the pictures around the house looked like Frank Sinatra when they were younger. That just looks like my grandfather. Well, everybody dressed the same back then. Yeah, slicked back hair. Parted to the side. Parted to the side, slicked. And a suit. Everybody had a suit. Yeah. Frank Sinatra as a young man was kind of ugly. He is. He actually got better looking as he got older. Oh, dude, you're not much pussy, Frank God. Yes, I do, Bobby. I don't think you do. Don't you wish it was a time where everyone could get laid simply from talking and rhythm? I think that time might come back sooner than you think. Sooner than I think. I think. I wish we would. And my long big notes are still low notes because I just talk it. Don't you wish they'd go back in the kitchen? Oh, my God. That's got to be his kid, right? I'd rather fucking Katy Perry wake me up with her muff than fucking listen to this. I'll take the puke. I'll take it. Yeah, Frank Sinatra was an ugly young dude. Oh, is that Ronan Farrow? Yeah. Do they say he's definitely a son? Yeah. Yeah, that's his son. He's another one with a big piece. He had a big piece? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's the guy with the big dick? William Neeson, John Hamm, Milton Burrow. No, from back, Milton Burrow. His dick was... I know all the dick, Bobby. See if you can... Why can't we find that? I'd love to see a picture of that. He said he used to pull it out on set all the time, right? It was like a joke almost. He pulled it out on SNL when he... And you see the SNL doctor? And Rodney had huge balls. Rodney would show his balls to everybody all the time. Yeah, it looked like his face. Yeah. It was on SNL and the guy... What's his name come up to him? I think it was... It was Chevy Chase walked up to him. And he was talking to one of the girls and he came out and he just... He was kind of being a dick on set. And he was kind of like, hey, man, relax. And he went... He just pulled his dick out and he goes, look at... You... Hey, kid, when you get one of these, you can talk to me or something like that. Jesus. There's a scene in the SNL documentary thing that they made. Oh, that movie? That movie where he actually... Yeah, he pulled his... He just pulled his cock out and showed him his dick and it was massive. And it actually bitched the guy who I think was Chevy Chase or Dan Ackroyd. One of those guys. Yeah. When you get one of these... Yeah, when you get... Is that what he said? Yeah. No, that's what you said about... Let me see. It says Milton Burrell used to pull his penis out in front of everybody. I personally know multiple people that Milton pulled his dick out in front of. I would too. Director Jason Reitman says... If I had a massive dick... Me too. That would be my... I'd pull it out at the end of my sets. Guys, thank you so much. And I'd pull my dick out. Love you, Mohican son. Thanks for coming out. And then I'd flap all the girls' faces in the front row of it. Man, I'll tell you this. I wouldn't do that at all personally. But I wish I was the person that would. I'll be envious of you doing it. We're gonna treat our big, huge dicks differently in the scenario. But I like your way. What would you do? She's not me. You wouldn't take it out. Yeah, no, I would take it out, but not like in those situations. I just go in the fucking weird. I'd find a way to point it out a lot. That's when you go to a strip club and you'd be like, whoa, don't dance too close. You're waking this guy up. And then they're gonna be like, what the fuck is that real? I go, I know, right? It's crazy. And why are you in tighty white? It's almost a burden. I wouldn't wear the, I wouldn't wear the boxer shirt. Why are you dressed like the game? I'd wear tighty whitey so it actually, the helmet would actually peek out of the bottom of it. Oh yeah. Oh God, is he, I didn't know. He's gonna mind his own this guy. Yeah, I would pull my dick out a bunch. Oh man, that guy was a good choice for Milton Burrell. Yeah. What's his name? J.K. Rowling? No. J.K. Simmons. Simmons, yeah. He was from Whiplash. Yup. Was not in John Wick. Was not in John Wick. No, it was not in John Wick. Just to let you know. First things first, let me know if they're in or not in John Wick chapter two. I will. At all costs, let me know. John Wick chapter two or not. If you pull, you can't even, I mean, be able to pull your dick out and not get fucking canceled. You can't pull your dick out anymore. I mean, times have changed. Different times. That's a different time. Jane Curtin's not gonna run to the authorities. Just shut up and take it bitch. You're lucky to be on TV. Jane Curtin. Remember what you had to deal with? Remember this thing was like Jane, you ignorant slut. That was like always the line on her. Yeah. And she says there's eat it. Yeah. Shut up. And then get over there to Kate and Allie shut your mouth some more while you're at it. Oh, Jane Curtin. What was her biggest thing? Then she revived her for, they woke her up out of her casket to get her up for the Coneheads movie that no one gave a shit about. Oh, she did Third Rock from the Sun forever. Oh really? I thought she died. No, that was the other one. Oh no. That was, what's her name? Was Christine wrong? I think I'm wrong. Rosanna Dan-erana, what's her name? She's the one. Gil-erad there. She's dead. She died also, yeah. Yeah, she died. She was married to, what's her name? Jean Wilder. Thank God she died before they were able to have kids. Oh my God. Yikes. That kid would have fucking been. Those kids would have been propaganda. They would have started the Gaza War earlier. She wasn't part of like the four main cast members, but she was John Lithgow's love interest. Oh, got you, got you. But she was on the whole series. Oh. I love this show. I guess they farted Jane Curtin. Like Third Rock from the Sun? I love Third Rock from the Sun. What was it about aliens? They were all aliens. You're too old for it. I was around. I was too old for it too. I was around with Third Rock and this is from the Sun. I just didn't watch it. I checked out his sitcoms probably at the times when all of them, that's why I don't, that's me and Christine's age difference. I don't give a shit about friends at all. I used to get mad at friends because I lived in New York and I was like, this is such, you really have that nice of an apartment? You have. It was her grandmother's. Whatever. She had rent control. It's explained through the whole series. Was it? I didn't know that. Oh, maybe I'll go rewatch it then. Yeah. That's all I needed. That's all that was going to be back. That's all I needed. Yeah. That's a six-story walk-up, right? Six-story walk-up. All right, all right, listen. Now that I have this information, I'll go. In the village in the 90s. Do they make a thing about that? That it's a six-floor walk-up? Yeah. Is that a thing all the time in the show? No, not a six-floor, but it's like the, I think it's supposed to be like the, yeah. Well, how do you spend the other apartments? Well, Chandler makes money. Ross makes money. He's a professor. Phoebe lives at her grandmother's house. How does Chandler make money? He's spending it all on fucking fentanyl and ketamine. Dad or reconfiguration. She won't acknowledge that he's dead. She just won't acknowledge it. Why? You know he's dead, right? I know. He actually couldn't watch the show for a while after he died. Why? I should start watching it again. Maybe sad. He's like, he's the best. Why would you be sad? You don't know him. The character, I mean, Chandler. Yeah, but he's still alive. That character still lives. Chandler is still alive. Chandler still lives. You know, Sex of the City is another one. I can't watch their apartments aggravate. It's like fucking bullshit. Obsessed with that show. They have no fucking money. They all have money. It's a lawyer, it's a PR girl. It's a girl that got a Park Avenue apartment from her husband. All right, maybe I'll rewatch that too. God, Bob. It's changing everything. I should have talked to you. Carrie's lived under her house since the 80s. It's the one bed. I also didn't have a, I wasn't beholden to Seinfeld either. I've definitely not seen every episode of Seinfeld. Have not seen every episode. I did watch it, but I didn't watch it. I've seen it. I think my grandmother liked it. So if I was with her, I'd watch it with her. It was first run only. I didn't go back on that when it would be a run. And by the time it was funny, it wasn't what was rerunned much in my time before having a computer on the road. It was still like coach. I've seen more episodes of coach by far than I've seen of Seinfeld. Yeah, I've seen a lot of coach. Because coach was just on. It was on at night in the hotel and it would come on. And then the last sitcom that I was like, it caught me and I was like, I'm gonna start watching a lot of this was King of Queens. That show was very fun. When I was a kid, my uncle used to watch All in the Family all the time and I didn't get it. I was too young. But I started. I started rewatching it in the last couple of years. They're fucking great. Oh, really? Oh, last couple of years. I haven't gone back. Now my sitcoms, I didn't care about that one. You should watch All in the Family. It's so funny. I'm a Jefferson's guy. And that really does make sense in what you guys say about me. He was not in John Wick, by the way. No, Sherman Helmsley? No. No, they couldn't afford him. Well, they couldn't afford him. And his rider was too much. Remember when he was sadly coming into the cellar towards the end for a little bit? Yeah, I remember, because he was doing stand up. Yeah, I did, I think a show. I think I did a Sherman Helmsley and Friends at Caroline's, even where he was just making a money grab and like hosting a show. I know, but it's still great to see Mr. Jefferson. It was neat. He was very, by the way, still funny conversationally. Yeah. And a very nice guy. Yeah. But I remember sitting at a table at the cellar and Kurt was just doodling with his, with the chalk on the table, Kurt Metzger. He was doodling and then I wasn't paying attention and I'm like, I'm just looking basically at Sherman Helmsley, George Jefferson, amen. And I'm like, and then Kurt just goes, hey, do you think he would think this is funny? And he just looked down and he drew like a perfect picture of Sherman Helmsley. There's like so many lines in his, you know what I mean? It looked good, but it was like clearly not a flattering picture of him. And I was like, ah, I had to go like with like hand array. I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? You have no idea how to be a haven public. I'm like, he's not gonna think this is good. Yeah, you're talking to nobody. He's not gonna think this is good at all. He's like, you autistic genius. Dude, Kurt hit some of the best like- Yeah, you can't give that fucking autistic genius chalk. I'm glad he lived. He'll solve world problems. I'm glad he survived long enough. He survived long enough, Kurt. I'm glad he survived long enough to get past that like people saw and see how funny he is despite his lunacy. Because his social awkwardness, man, when it would come out, some of the funniest ones do, I mean, the David Tell stories are great. It's amazingly, it became good friends. With how much I tried to organize that poorly. And then, yeah, dude, he was just like the fucking, Ben Bailey one time at the comedy seller. He goes up to him, Ben Bailey's like, yeah, blah, blah, blah, something me and my wife are gonna go to whatever. And he goes, oh, who's your wife? Weird question. Who's, not like, I didn't know you were married. How long you married? Who's your wife? And Ben Bailey goes, Mrs. Bailey? And then walks away. Kurt had a lot of people just walk away from a conversation. He just sit there like, that wasn't bad, right? I told you when he told me, Stu came, he came to me one day when we just met a tell. We're just starting to bullshit with him a little bit at the seller, a little bit. And now you bullshit a lot with a tell at the seller. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you'll lay for my show list. It's maybe the most important thing I go to the seller for. Yeah, well, you know, if you tell me you're gonna be there at 7.30, you should be there at 7.30. I tried my best. You did not. Oh, David Tell called. It was 30 minutes. It was by my car. 30 minutes. He was right by my car. Yeah, I called you on stage. We got Ben Bankus on, so look at the positives. Ben Bankus was there. Did I tell you what happened with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great though. I got, it's fucking. You tell, it's great. Yeah, I think, did I tell it on the show? No? No. Well, I have breakfast with Noam, whatever, once a month or whatever, we'll help me for breakfast. We've been doing it for years. He pays. And no, I pay. Wow. Yeah. He paid this time though. Who? But he goes, Robert, who's your openers? And I was like, what? He goes, I got complaints about your openers. And I was like, first of all, it's Danny and Joe and they're very funny. And they produce the show, but they do five, maybe eight minutes each. And they always do great. And I was on the show and the show was great. And I go, read me their complaint. I wanna hear the complaint about them. So he goes in and he gets. Was it just a letter about me? No, it was. It was the original letter. That was the letter. So he goes in and he reads the complaint and he's talking of course about Ben. The person complained about Ben and his political blah, blah, blah, very rude and blah, blah. And he goes, and I'm thinking it's gonna be you. Then he goes, and the guy in the hero hoodie. He's complaining about me. He goes, look, I say the word cocksucker, but that was a little too much. The two complaints weren't about Danny or Joe. It was about. Or me. Or you. It was about you and Ben Bagus. He goes, rest the show is great. But these two fucking idiots. Ah, fuck off. And then I go, well, were there any good reviews? He goes, oh, you got six good reviews. I go, then fucking focus on them, you asshole. I go, don't just focus on that. And first of all, the joke that I do about cocksuckers is that one where I, the guy's calling me a cocksucker, motherfucker, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he calls me cocksucker like 97. And then I go, it's a little much. The joke is about the guy saying cocksucker too much. Bobby, you understand, Nome sees everything as that one moment in time that you had. Yeah, I know. It's all that, it doesn't matter if the room and six people said they loved the show. Love the show. It doesn't matter if it was six people. Five star reviews, by the way. One person sends a letter saying they're complaining. Yeah. It's gonna make the book, dude. Yeah, it made the book. It's gonna make the book. I go listen, bro. Making part to a book. I go, anybody who writes a letter to complain, you should ignore. Right. Letter writers, who the fuck writes a, who sends an email to complain? I know, it should not be rewarded. No. Certainly not rewarded with a paid chapter in a book. But what do I know? What do I know? That lady is now a published writer. I'm not. You could be. Yeah. You should talk to Lewis and that guy. And that girl. And me. A more accredited writer than I am. And me, yeah. And Bobby Kelly also. And Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr. Yeah. And now I think, who else is doing one, they said? So, Kim. I was Kim writing a book. Yeah. I think Lewis just said he can get everybody a book deal. Oh, that's very fair. That's through BodyBrain. Yeah, BodyBrain presents the book club. I think you did a collection of short stories. You could do a book. We've been saying it for years. Good. Save for years. Save those stories for stage where I will need them often. Yeah, write a book in your 70s. Or just never at all. No, you're gonna need to type. So that's the one thing. I have a boring memoir, dude. Is that interesting? You have a great memoir. Dude, your black ears. Yeah. Your redneck ears. You got your fucking metal ears. You got your sissy ears. Those were all the same ears though. They all became the same. They just all became the same outfit. Who am I around and what day is it? You can get Wigger J in the same fucking breath as you get fucking Rave J. Who knows? Depends who I'm hanging with. You really are like, you are the boars. You will assimilate. Yeah, I wanted to fit in always. I was never, I wish I would have thought a little more like individuality when I was younger. I probably would have maybe would have been happier. Probably would have found a little more like, probably would have been better with chicks even too if I just had that kind of self-confidence. My problem was I'd see the not weight problem kids coming in in like the stylish clothes and I was like, oh, I should dress like that. Do you know what I mean? That was like- Yeah, you have the same mentality as retarded people. Yes, I think like a retard. Thank you. Yeah. That is correct. That is correct. When I lived with the six retarded men, they all started dressing like me. Yeah. Down to my bikini underwear. There you have it. Why did they see you in your bikini underwear, Bobby? Well, because I was fucking rocking back then. You used to walk around and show them the game style. You go out there holding your dick. Anybody want a little late night snack before we hit the sack or what's up? They all got their clothing vouchers and they came back with bikini, different color bikini underwear. I hope you retards aren't allergic to pork because I brought a sausage. Oh, shit. Christ almighty. There you go. So you wrap it up, Lou? That's it. The weekend's now, baby. The weekend begins now. Okay, Oakerson, you're going, he's going to do story wars in Nashville. One more show tonight. Yeah, you already did it. You already did. We did yesterday's. You're doing story wars tonight. So make sure you check that out. It's probably, I think it's my favorite podcast. Oh, thank you. I really do. It is the funnest show I've ever done as far as podcast goes. Easy and fun, that's what we're gonna say. Easy and fun. It's fun and it's so hilarious. There's skill to it. There's a lot of psychology that goes into it. People get there as you play more and more, you start to realize. I'll never trust you again. You shouldn't. I shouldn't. Not there. God damn you. Lewis has hurt me too much. You've hurt me, dude. Kansas City Friday Saturday. Kansas City Friday Saturday, bigjaycomedy.com. Make sure you check them out. He's all over the place. And youtube.com slash epicjocasin for his live show that he does and his specials are up there. And Bobby Kelly's gonna be at comics roadhouse in Connecticut this weekend with Paco. Yeah, Paco and Cody Moreno's coming. One show Friday, one show Saturday, two show Saturday. Maybe Ben Bankus. No. Anthony Neubin. Anthony's gonna be at Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, New Orleans for tickets and all tour dates. Punch up that live slash Robert Kelly, his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And of course, 7 p.m. every Tuesday night, Fat Black Pussycat lounge at the Comedy Cell, or you can see him live. Live. Live. Enjoy your weekend everybody. We'll be back on Monday. Monday. Yes. Will Jacob be back? Jacob's back. Ah, geez. Come on, maybe the vacation. You said you saw him on vacation on zoom. He looked miserable as ever. First day of vacation. First day. Maybe the second day. We should send a picture of everyday on vacation to see if it progressively gets happier. I don't know, I'm thinking about just getting a bungee cord and hooking it to the corners of his mouth and his ears. I'm gonna fucking make him smile. So I fucking don't feel so bummed out when I come in. Oh yeah, man, the other day when I came in late, I was like, I was in such a good mood immediately. I go, oh, we're all here laughing, having a good time. I didn't see Jacob's face going, this is gonna be bad, everyone's gonna be freaking out. This is bad, y'all. Yeah, there we go. This is bad. This is bad. Well, we'll be back. Hopefully, Jacob will be happy. We'll see you guys next week. Let's go to Chick-fil-A. Oh, I love Chick-fil-A. I know you do, because you hate gays. I love gays. Well, Chick-fil-A doesn't. 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