Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853

Welcome to your mom's house. These are good cameras. Hell yeah dude. These are like good cameras dude. Look at those triceps. Oh shit. That's all natural. You see a horn missing a, you see a fucking horse missing a shoe. It's right here dude. Alright welcome. Welcome to an episode of your mom's house. Christina is out on a girls trip. That sounds fun. Where? She went out west I think to crochet and white water rat. Whatever chicks do. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I'm jealous but this is good to be here man. Yeah, fuck yeah. I love it. You stay up late when no one's home. Thank god. I don't have any rules. I just stay up late. But you got kids though. I know. So I tell them, we're all going to bed and then I don't. And you stay hang out at the east wing of the house. Yeah, then I just stay up. Yeah. Dude I'm so excited. I mean I've obviously run into you at the club a bunch of times but never got to spend that much time with you. I think first of all I have to tell you, I think per se I've always thought it's remarkable that somebody does stand up in not their native tongue in another country. I think it's really crazy. I really think it's crazy. I remember this like this would have been Jesus Christ. It's like 15, 16 years ago. I was writing on a pilot for Comedy Central when they were a thing and Kumeil Nanjiani was one of the other writers. And I was like wait so like you grew up in Pakistan and he was like yeah and I'm like and you do stand up here? Yeah. It's like yeah I'm like how? Did he also do stand up in Pakistan? I don't think so. It's a bit different. He started here. It's a bit different then because you have one point of perspective, the outside of perspective. I guess yeah you're right. But what I'm saying is like I get you know A you have to learn the language, you have to master a second language but also you have to kind of start to really understand culturally who you're talking to. And who like how you're coming all fast. Yes. You know they always say in therapy that's like a common thing. They say like if you're really in a rut in your life you should learn a new language because you discover because you can kind of become a new person. Interesting. You know it's like when you move to a new place. Remember when you were a kid and you were like switch schools? Sure. All the facts that all the other guys knew about you. It's all gone. It's a new slate but then it starts to slip. It slips it. And you're like oh you do suck. Yeah yeah yeah. I do suck. But like I see I have a perspective in that I've done full shows in Spanish. But I realize though it's not the same as what you've done because I grew up in first of all in a house where they were speaking Spanish and I have cultural insight. So when I perform even though they're like you're not 100% us. They get they're like oh yeah you're you get what we are. You know like you're partially us. The lucky thing about Estonia is such a tiny country. It's that Estonian is its own language but we're super influenced by Western media. That's what I keep hearing by everyone. Super influenced. It's like I grew up. I grew up in Shepalsha. Really. Yeah. South Park. So it's like it's like like Americans like to use the term you know bilingual. Yeah yeah. Like it's an achievement. Yeah. Estonia we just say not retarded. Yeah yeah yeah. If you speak only Estonian in Estonia you ain't going nowhere. You're going nowhere. Because you gotta speak Russian or Finnish or English. Do you speak all those? I speak a little Russian. I mean Russian is like Spanish and Texas. If you want to get shit done. You have to know it. It's like yeah. How close are Estonian and Russian. I mean different alphabet totally different. Totally different. We're like Finnish, Hungarian more. Okay. And so you speak Finnish as well. Finnish as well yeah I'm half Finnish. Oh okay. Yeah. That seems like a very like. Oh it's all fucked up. When I do when I do European tours I always do that thing because I've always liked languages where I'll be like you know I want to I like to be a good guest and be like hey how do I say please how do I say thank you you know little things right and then you just try to say and you can tell that people are like oh that's very nice of you to as a guest. Oh dude when when Estonian when you say when an American says something in Estonian. Yeah. They just rock hard. They love it. I was in Copenhagen and I was like how do I say whatever and the lady was like don't worry about it. And I go well I mean I want to try and she was like you really don't have to and then I go I mean could you just tell me and then she goes okay and then she says. Cook a flick of broken. And I go like this and she was like you just stick to English and I go like okay thanks. That's so funny. But that was like don't even worry about it here. I don't feel I feel like Finnish and Estonian probably the same right. It'd be like don't even try. Don't even yeah. Well how do you say like please in Estonian. Palun. That's not too. Palun is not. Palun. Yeah. That's reasonable. That's not too bad. Thank you. Aitah. Aitah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah we got those. We got those in there. And but you did stand up in Estonia. Well interestingly enough there wasn't like that was one of you like we talked about before the show I used to do a little bit of mixed martial arts and I did some fucking bananas getting kicked in the dude getting kicked in the head. Because you're a big dude. So I'm getting kicked by big dudes. By big. They're like I need to practice on a big guy. I could take a woman. Yeah. I can kick enough kicked women in the head. It feels it feels like something. It's a relief. I get it. It feels like this is what I've yeah. Yeah. This is everything. It feels very correct. Yeah. Yeah. To kick a woman in the head. Makes total sense. Yeah. It feels amazing. Have you fought women in the ring? Yeah. Sparring dude. And they always go go you know because it's disrespectful. Yeah. To be like a pussy. To yeah. They take it as a disrespect sign of disrespect. I could see that. So I'll kick the shit out of you. Yeah. And then they're like a easy bro. Yeah but I won't. But then yeah so anyway I was like traveling. I did some backpacking and then I moved to Melbourne Australia which inherently has a great comedy scene which I was unaware of at the time. But this after you started you already started doing a same number now. I tried it in a I didn't know what it is. So I watch Eddie Murphy. I watch Dave Superl. I'm like I guess I got to be black you know. Because I never saw a white guy do it. Right. Then I remember I saw Louis C.K. do it. And I was like oh fat slob of shit can do. Because when you watch black. Yeah. Because when you watch a black guy do stand up it seems like. It's like cool. And it looks like it's like pouring out of them. Yeah. But Louis C.K. is kind of like he presents it. He also kind of presents it in a way that he's like making it up. But not really. Right. It's still a present. There's a callbacks. There's all this shit. I mean Eddie just sings and dances. Yeah. It's like a package. I don't got that. Yeah. It's just slob of shit does it. Maybe maybe maybe. Yeah. So then I just did it. I printed out flyers and I did three shows of an hour without ever touching a microphone. This is. That's for your first time. Yeah. Because I didn't even I thought you just go. I thought you just go. First crowd was letting me like 60 people on my friends and I had like you know panic attack nervous breakdown. Of course. Because I've never even talked to him. Even the way it sounded so insane. So by the third show there was maybe 12 people left. And then in the third show I remember halfway about 20 minutes and I go you know let's just go home because nothing's happening. Yeah. I don't I don't have a narrative. I'm just saying stuff. Yeah. But it looks so easy. Right. So then I like abandoned that idea kind of. So then I moved to Melbourne. They have a comics lounge there. They got workshops open mics. I start listening to podcasts. You were on Roken I remember because Roken commented on the UFC. That's how I even found out about a podcast. Yeah. I was like oh the commentator has a podcast. And I remember you Joe Ideas Bill Burr and you start talking about sets. I was like a set. Really. Open or closer. And then it starts like then I start realizing oh it's like a whole practice thing. You can't just charisma your way out of it. Right. You know. So then I started doing open mics in English. That's when I kind of started toured around Asia a little bit for like two years. You know featuring doing stuff like that. Fucking a dude really. Then I moved back to Estonia where the time I was away local scenes had started. Then I go to Estonia. I go to an open mic because it's such a new art form that you know the floodgates are open after the Soviet Union collapsed the culturally how Estonia started like developing was so rapid rap and braves and Western media and stand up. It's all like it's all ramping up. So open mics like 400 or 500 people. What. Yeah. Yeah. And are people performing in both Estonian and English only Estonia. Actually there was a couple of English guys there too. But I would say the local guys were mostly Estonian. You come back with like tons of confidence I bet right. Yeah. But I did it in English which if we speak the same language and I put on a different language now there's a filter. Yeah. Yeah. Between us and it's kind of bullshit. So then I started doing it in Estonian and within maybe like two or three years I moved to theaters because it was like there's nobody there doing American style stand up. Local guys were still storytellers and all that. Yeah. But I just had the reps. I had the reps in Estonia. The open mic would happen every two weeks. I did 20 sets in Melbourne. Wow. So I had that mindset of like and those Estonians because they did it. They started there. They were also they knew sets and all they already were educated much more than I was but they were still kind of like flubbering around of what is this. They're very indulgent in stage time because you get to 20 minutes. There's only if I can four guys. Yeah. You could 20 minutes. So there but I'm hitting like punch lines after punch lines like American style. Yeah. So then I did that but I still I felt like I need something more and it was kind of you lacking space. Like it's like being stuck in a small town doing stand up. Yeah. Who are you following? You know who are you? So it's there being a circle jerk with the other guys that I love them. They're my best friends but still we needed something new. So then I moved to Canada Vancouver. I moved to London. I did a stint in New York just to expand myself a little bit. Wow. And that was during the it was about five years ago when I started realizing that I always felt like God when I looked at the American stand up I was always like man I wish I was American you know. I wish I could fit in. I wish I could like I wish I could be one of the guys. If you watch like Bill Burr he's such an American man. So yeah all the references to sports. I remember you're listening to your album Thrilled. Great album. Thanks. Great fucking album. It's a killer but it's so American. You talk about black people. You talk about the culture. So I always felt left out. Yeah. But about five years ago it kind of clicked for me that I realized I actually might have an advantage because I am an outsider. So then I started pressing more. I started less trying to fit in and more trying to be like what's my thing. Yeah. How do I look at it. It took you all that to kind of figure that out. For sure. Yeah. So when you after those stints Vancouver New York is that was the next stop Austin after all that. Oh no then I was kind of in a rut and went back to Estonia for another two years. It just ran out of like. Yeah. What do. Where do I. I don't know if you know what's happening out there right now in comedy. If you're at open mics. No nothing's happening. Really. You know nothing's really. There's no ladders. You know of course there's now the mothership. There's the comedy store which you did. You know there was a. There's industry around. But you know how it is. There's a lot of people in fucking Seattle who are murderers. But you just don't get that opportunity. And you just got to move. You got to. And I was looking for my spot. I just couldn't find it. I was also a little offensive. So sometimes I would get in trouble with local scenes. Yeah. But the big thing like the big thing is that when you are in those places where you're like it's not happening it's the people who take action. Right. That's like the big like when I look back on like where I started and like those group of guys. A lot of times we sit around like people that I started with and you go like member so and so and so and so and so and so. And you're like that guy was so funny. He was so funny. And that the thing is they just at one point were like well I guess that's it. You know what I mean they didn't go like I got to find the next thing. And the reason other people did succeed is because they were like well I'm either moving or you know what I'm going to. Oh is that the person I need to talk to to get the thing. I'm going to go talk to them for sure. Like those people who take action ultimately you have to have some combination of the two. Me and friends we all tell true and really terrible stories. Into a toddler's face. Wild face sometimes. Regretful. Every STD. Horrible. I'm going to fuck you up. An amazing story. We just got started. I'm going to stop the terrace. You're in trouble. That's the reality. It's going to be a good night. It's going to kill us all. Come on. Come on. This should be in jail. Hey man are you OK? I actually do well. You don't fucking talk to me. OK. I'm a disciple of the Lord. I'm a disciple of the Lord. I'm a disciple of the Lord. I'm a disciple of the Lord. That is the spot. Where you from? How did I get here? How did this happen? That's a good question. You guys ready to start the show? When thinning starts it's not just your hair that takes a hit. Hair loss makes it simple to take control of hair regrowth and regain your confidence. 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Fast upload and downloadiness right here in rural tranquility. Saturn dreams. Is that a bull? Gigaclear fast for broadband for rural Britain from only 19 pounds a month. Season sees apply. 18 month contract prices may rise during contract. Check availability at gigaclear.com. I think I always had a little bit of delusion in me too. That helps. That's with MMA and all of it. That helps. Yeah. You have to have the right degree of it. Right degree of it. Yeah. Too much is not good but none is actually not helpful either. And bitterness is like a big thing. Fuck that motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Wait. You when you were doing this MMA shit which is so insane and you're getting throttled by these like massive whatever crazy fighters you must have racked up some serious concussions too right. I never was clean out. Never clean out. But I definitely had headaches falling asleep. Like your bell rung. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a crazy thing to do man. But an interesting thing very similar to in stand up or whatever you do in life it's like I was very like I was very driven but I always look for the shortcut. That was my thing. Like with MMA I was always I knew I was in trouble when I was in the middle of class. I remember my teacher was talking about arm bar defense and I'm like daydreaming about my entrance song. You know. Yeah. I'm thinking of the accolades. Right. Not of the actual work. Yeah. You meet a lot of people in stand up too. They want to be the fame. They want to be the cool guy who got it. Yeah. There's nothing. But they're not actually thinking about the emotion behind the set that they're doing that night. Yeah. They're thinking about the accolades. Yes. That was me in MMA. Right. Whereas in comedy I love the work. I love sets. I love jokes. So I can focus on that. But in MMA I was like man I just want to get these bitches. Yeah. I just want to get bitches. I mean that's the per like you summarize it perfectly. You got to be obsessed with the work. Yeah. To get success in something. Absolutely. I'm looking for like short but interesting how confidence sometimes works is when I kind of start letting go of that dream you know you start meeting like fighters who are like living in their car. They're like seven and four and the brain is starting to get mushy. Yeah. You know you're like I see like the CT setting in you know I would meet people like that in Thailand especially they're like on their last legs. They're doing all these like Thai fights you know they're like somewhere in a bar you get a five hundred dollars you know you live in the gym. Oh my god. And that's a life I couldn't do. No. So that's I realized that's a bridge I cannot cross you know whereas in comedy dude if I was still in hostels if I'm if I get a feature spot I mean yeah if I get to riff 20 minutes you know yeah I mean and I realized in MMA that's a bridge that I'm not willing to cross and then interestingly how confidence sometimes works is when I let go of the dream I got actually pretty good. Like the last year when I was already dabbling in comedy but also I went down to spar still because I still love the sport. That's when I remember my coach was like now you should start because I already had those losses and yeah it was all fucked. Yeah. He said now you should start because something clicked in your head. So interesting. You let go of expectations and you focus on just doing it. Yeah. And you weren't in your head as much about it either right. Absolute. Oh absolute. Yeah. I was losing. Yeah. I wasn't worried about what's the new day bringing. I was just enjoying the moment. Yeah. And it really taught me a lesson of like of like sometimes yeah if you if you become present and enjoy the work of what you're doing then you can really like succeed you know. Yeah. That's amazing. That's amazing dude. I forgot to play our opening clip. We always play an opening clip so I'll play it for you here and then we'll go into it. We do not eat ass. I don't eat no ass. Why? Uh shit become that ass. Now we get it. This shit is big time. Who was Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this. Yo mama in the fucking stand. Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura, Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura, Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sutsuru and Christina Pajitsi. There it is. He was drinking out of a bucky skull. Of course he eats ass. He's like, well, he did. Do you eat ass? 100%. Yeah. My tongue needs to go in your asshole at all times. Yeah. Just to establish like what type of things this will be. This is going to be, yeah, this is the relationship. When I was in, I was backpacking in Cambodia. I had a sweet American angel. She was a filthy whore. And she was like a hippie. It was like my first hippie girl friend. Yeah. She stole, you know, she didn't give a fuck. She didn't steal from a corner store. She stole like from Whole Foods. You know, she's like, fuck the system. She's got disability, but she didn't really have a disability, but that was the fraud. She was backpacking. She was filthy, fucking American girl from like San Diego, fuck the government, fuck you. Yeah. I remember I was like, I was like, we were like fucked up at the hostel, you know, fucking on a bunk bed when there's a guy on the border along for the ride. Mm-hmm. And I'm like banging on him, eating her ass. And I'm like fingering her fucking ass on the fucking finger. But going pussy to ass, which later, you know, we found out that's not a good combination. Yeah. And so I remember she like shatter all over my hand, like two little pebbles. Mm-hmm. It looked like Nesquik. Yeah. And I just put him under the pillow and kept banging. That's cool. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. I definitely want to establish I am this type of guy. Yeah. He asked fun. I mean, I, yeah. I don't think I've tasted, maybe I probably tasted shit, but not known. But it's a girl's shit. It's different. It's beautiful. And also it's like the taste and the smell are different, you know? Yeah. Oh, the smell is, yeah. You know, the smell lets you know something's there. Something's, there's an issue here. I remember even when, when I found those pebbles, we could both smell it and we had a moment of like, look at each other and then I just kept going and I remember she was like, I guess this is that sort of dude. This guy. I guess this is that sort of dude. Did that love end in Cambodia? No, no, no. We went to Australia. We can rock it. Oh, you guys, you guys can rock and rock. Oh, yeah. We can rock and rock. That's what a sweet angel. Yeah. And then faded out there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You have a girlfriend now? No. No. Single out there on the road. Arrimaddy.com for tickets. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Meet him. Go out there. Yeah. All men. All men. My whole career, man. It's always dudes. All dudes. Do you ever see a man right shoulder? Yeah. Yeah. It's, I know. So I know. You can do the, you can do the same joke three times in a row. Women just love it. I went to a venue the week after him and the guy at the venue was like, you know, it's crazy. I go, what? He goes, I forgot we had men in this city. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, Matt was here last week. He goes, it was like 85% women. He goes, I didn't know we had hot women here. Yeah. He was like, it was unbelievable. Crazy. Yeah. Really crazy. Shout out to Matt Rife. Shout out to Matt Rife. Bring out the bitches. Is Estonia, like, so I've been obsessed with like these foreign chiropractors because like we have our own standards here in the U.S. right? If you live here, you're like, that's the way things are done. And then you realize other parts of the world are doing shit like this. Like this guy's getting his ankle adjusted. But I don't know what kind of medieval contraction that is. But look at this guy's face when he does this, the guy on the bed. Also the phone number. He sits and he's like, I mean, that's, he's, he's scared. He's like, you just fucking did something to me. Damn. Would that be in Estonia? You know what I mean? Nah, this is some Middle Eastern shit. Yeah. Big ass fan in the back too. Holy shit. That's a big fan. Industrial fan. Yeah, big fan. People are sweating their ass off. Nah, I've never had a chiropractor. Never. Actually, one time I did have like some back adjustment or something and I had like infection in my back or like inflammation. After it? Inflammable. No, I had like inflammation and I go to a doctor that my friend said he's like a cool doctor. And chiropractors always have those diplomas on the wall and you read them. It's like one week course in Latvia. I know. Dude, I went to a chiropractor in LA who was highly recommended and they were like, this guy's, he's great. And I go there and I mean, I made the appointment. I want to be there. He's like, you know, a lot of people talk shit about chiropractors and he's like, it's fucking bullshit. And I was like, before we start, I'm like, yeah, no, I mean, like I made an appointment. He's like, yeah, I mean, I'm a, I fucking did this to much school. I did all this shit. People make their jokes and he's like, I'm a fucking real deal. And I go, yeah, I mean, I know, I want you to do this. And the whole time he was like telling me how qualified he is. And when sometimes when the, if you go to a chiropractor, they will like smooth out an area before they adjusted. I guess you have warmed it up maybe. Yeah. He's like, he has like some cream and he's like putting it on. I was like, I made a comment. I was like, oh yeah, I go, this massage feel great. He stops. He goes, I'm not giving you a fucking massage. And I go, Jesus. Just whatever you're doing feels good. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm prepping it to make the adjustment. I'm like, Hey man, you're the most aggressive motherfucker I've ever met. But he was great. I mean, he was great at his thing. Yeah. But like they, a lot of them feel like, because people chiropractors will get the title doctor. And so people are like, yeah, but you're not an MD. Yeah, I get that. They get sensitive about it. Yeah, I get that. And also does it really work? I don't know. Yeah, me neither. I don't know. I know that I felt better that day. This guy hurt the shit on my back. And then I, when I was leaving, he was talking to me about my sexual life. He was like, you really? Yeah. He was like, he was like, he was like, he was like an overall like holistic guy, wrong guy. Yeah. Cause yeah, I remember he kept like squeezing. I'm like on my back, he's squeezing like a part near my scrotum. He was like squeezing, squeezing. He goes, lots of tension. I go, am I getting harder? Like, yeah, lots of tension. Sexual energy pent up. You need to figure it out. You need to figure it out. I was like, are we going to figure it out here together? I'm like, yeah, this is a different type of doctor. This is like, this is a third world back. Ha ha ha ha. This is beauty. She doesn't look better, by the way. He's like, yeah, let me get us from bus. Wow. See, she does look compressed. She looks like she's in the wrong resolution. Yeah. You know, when a TV is like 16 and nine, it's a four and three. I don't know that she's going to walk out of there being like, that was worth it. Have you seen a video where there's a guy with like a crrrrr and it like the machine? Yes. Yes. And then they lower him down and they're like, yeah, those, I love those. I watch those for hours. I watch for those hours. Yeah. Because you realize these are just like made up contraptions. Totally made up. That ankle fucking thing? Yeah. There's no way like a doctor be like, that's a good idea. I saw that one video of a guy being in like a barber shop and he gets like, you know, sometimes barbers will also do like a little neck thing and the guy gets paralyzed. He like snaps the neck and the guy's on the check. In the video? Yeah, in the video. Yeah, because he goes, ah, ah. And then, and then like an article comes up, he got paralyzed. Holy fuck. Yeah, he had like a, it's like, there's some sort of a vein that you have here that, that like can get in the hit by a ligament or something. And if you snap it, it like cuts it off and you're done. If I got a haircut and I come back paralyzed, dude, I'm pissed. I'm pissed. And you know, like the settlement is going to be like four grand. That's the best part about these chiropractic is in America. Listen, if I hurt you, this is bad. In Baka Lakashan or whatever the fuck this is that with those diplomas. Yeah, give a fuck. No, dude, that office ain't even there tomorrow. No, he'll be like, yeah, sorry, I'll give you a free one. Not bad. Yeah, it's over. It's fucking over, dude. Yeah. Rural Britain, is there any greater value out there than giga-clear full fiber from only 19 pounds a month? It's out of this world. Speed and reliability. Vast upload and downloadiness right here in rural tranquility. Saturn's rings. Is that a bull? Gigaclear, faster broadband for rural Britain from only 19 pounds a month. Season sees apply. 18 month contract prices may rise during contract. Check availability at gigaclear.com. There's a burger place. Have you seen this burger place in Argentina? It's all over social media. I'm here at what people say is Argentina's best burger. Two big burgers. The burger has been quiet. Let's give it a taste test. Time to put this big black juicy burger in my mouth. That is succulent. That is good. That is black. Who's the chef, though? I mean, I feel like people are like, do they know what they're doing? Of course they know what they're doing. Of course they know what they're doing. Of course they know what they're doing. They're getting people to go like, I want to go to big burgers. I want to get big burgers. Yeah. This is a you know, Estonia does blackface and all that. They do. We still rock it, baby. That's fucking awesome. And a crazy blackface, too. Really? I get shows and all your live television, national television. No way. Because we have that thing like where you like. What's a TV show where you impersonate like famous singers? Do you have like one of those? We impersonate famous singers. I'm trying to think if that's a thing. I don't know. So in Estonia, there's this show and it's like it's like James Brown. Oh, and someone will be like, I'm going to do the even the background singers of blackface. We go hard. Wow. See if you can find that. That sounds really good. Just go Estonia blackface and Babush will come up. Hopefully. Oh, yeah. And we see. Well, OK. Go Estonian TV. Holy shit. This is like all looks like that one right there. Probably is from it. Right. Yeah, that's exactly that show. Yeah, look at it. Look at it. Look at him. Madis Aro. Yeah, yeah, he loves it. Yes, when I go go up to thought that's the TV show. Because no one there is like they're like, yeah, this is this is great. It looks like the guy now. Yeah, it's like spot on. Yeah, they're like, what are you talking about? Yeah, we have a. If he didn't put it on, he wouldn't look like James Brown. Yeah, exactly. It's like that doesn't make no sense. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. That's the guy. That's so funny. He's going to be so pissed that I did this. He's going to be so pissed. Yeah, it looks just like James Brown. It just looks. You know what I do love. They did the black face, but not like the weight or nothing. Yeah. They're like, doing your fat. So no. No. No. We just need the face. Just the face and real black. Not like spray tan. Like black is coal. Yeah. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Yeah. We don't give. Well. Well, that is really. Yeah. That's something else. Yeah. It's not like a thing. You know. And that would. Would that be like airing today. even. Oh, this was last year. We love it. How and we have three black people. We have three. Really? Yeah, we're three. Are any in comedy? They should be. Yeah. They should be. But they're not. Well, there's we got one guy. He's from Aruba. Yeah. He moved there in the 90s to Estonia and then took part of our you know Eurovision. You know, yeah, yeah. That's our thing. Yeah, Eurovision. Yeah. So he represented Estonia and Eurovision won the damn thing. He won it. Oh yeah. Because he's black. He's like, yeah, this motherfuckers can do shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He killed it. Eurovision is massive. Massive. We love it. We need it. We want it. Do you look forward to it every year? I don't. But have you gone to it? Like you actually gone? No. They hosted in a different place every year or is it who wins? That's who gets to host in their home country. Yeah. Yeah. So he went to Estonia. You know, it's funny. You know, like two years ago, they gave it to Ukraine over because it's like a political thing. Oh my God. And even Ukraine was like, you know, maybe we do it in Baku or something. Yeah, let's move it. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking a dude. Did you see a local guy speaking of people we know? Alex Jones announced that he's like the show was shutting down. Did you see it? His show? I think so. Yeah, this is what it says here. We're getting shut down. We beat so many attacks. And finally, we're shutting down with the middle next month. Wow. So the same what happens to people. Yeah. So this is a worships to fake auctions all over the Zephyr. So what are you gonna do? You're launching a new thing or what are you doing? Are you leaving? Is that why you're saying all this? Yeah. Okay. I am exhausted. 52. You don't want it. You good? You're right. I'm tired. Yeah, no, we're winning. So we're winning. Well, so there'll be a new thing maybe. Wow. Is he like drunk or? I don't know. Probably. Probably. Like does he talk like that normal? I mean, he talks kind of like that normal. Kind of like that. But all that he said, I'm tired. And then he goes, we're winning. Okay, sure, man. Yeah, there'll be a new. Doesn't he live in Austin? He did. Yeah. I don't know if he still does. He did. I've never seen him in town or anything. But yeah, people have said he lives here. Damn. Yeah, it's been a roller coaster for that guy. 400%. Texas is like the place where a lot of lunatics move, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I saw the liver king downtown one time. I saw him when he was looking for big man. We was looking for Joe Daddy when he was looking. You know, like he put, did you see any of those videos? Yeah. You know, he was like putting, bro, he was at the four seasons in Austin for like two weeks. Staying there? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, there was like a report of the cleaner after it was like shit everywhere. You know, because he does like crazy, whatever, like NMACoffee's and all that. Oh my God. And those videos of him like doing, like starting a fire on the balcony for four seasons. Yeah. Yeah. He had like his own like sticks and shit. And he would like dance around the fire on Instagram live as a four seasons customer. If I'm on the next balcony with my wife, this is my special weekend and my wife and I look over the balcony and I see the wolf hat and I see the guy around. Yeah. Get him. Yeah. No. You gotta go. He stayed there for the whole time. It's refund time for sure. You gotta go. And they didn't kick him out. That's what I remember when this guy was like, I'm all natty. And you're like, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Fucking amen. Yeah. It's like crazy. Yeah. He was making those videos like I'm I want to find you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to fight Joe Rogan. Yeah. What the hell? So he was arrested at the four seasons. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. And he posted the whole thing like on video. So was the arrest for the threat? Yeah. Really? But the threats were weird. He was like, I'm gonna, yeah, like I'm gonna consume you. I'm gonna make love to you. I'm gonna kiss you. We're gonna become one man. It's so weird. I've told him this before, but it's so weird to know Joe as long as I've known him. And like, I just knew him as another comedian and go on the road and do shows. And that he's like this global media figure. It's so strange. It's not even global media figure. He can decide what's happening to Iran. So it's fucking crazy. That's what I mean. Like the amount of influence the guy has, and then he's just like, you know, hey man, you want to try this coffee I just got? And you're like, yeah, it's fucking weird though. I know. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. He's got the Navy Shields. It's got security. Yeah, it's crazy. It's very strange. But he doesn't stress at all. I think he has a really good perspective on things. Really? Yeah. It's surprising. People don't know like what we see and how the guy navigates it all, but he's just always just pretty fucking even keeled about stuff. Because I remember when that guy got shot in the fucking neck. Oh, Charlie. Charlie Kirk. Yeah. That day I go to the mothership, Joe's back there riffing and I'm like, oh, you gotta hide. They're coming. He doesn't care. He's like, ah. And he says, and I kind of believe he's like, I don't read anything. Yeah. I don't see what people say. It's probably best. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Probably best. As a podcaster to reach that height. That's nuts. And then the people that come on that pot, you're like, who's on this fucking presidents? And you know what I mean? Like, it's like, it's such a strange world. It's like when you do Rogan, it's like, yeah, let's do the two o'clock one at 12. I got Prime Minister India coming. We're going to solve the energy crisis. Unbelievable. It's a weird, it's got to be weird, right? That you've found your way here and that this is like what you navigate now. Yeah, for sure. It is weird. Wait, so was here after Melbourne? No, this was like when I went back to Estonia, then I did a stint in London. I couldn't get no fucking traction. And then my good friend Sam Talant. Yeah. Yeah. Good buddy of mine. He came to Estonia to do some gigs. That's how we met. And he was like, just come to Austin, check it out. I came here for like two weeks and then I auditioned for Adam E. Get at the mothership, you know, you do the audition, I got passed. I was like, this is the only thing that's going on for me. And then next week, I did kill Tony and then Tony offered the regular ship. And then it just went from there. Yeah, it was awesome. Thank you. Inshallah. How's the road been treating you? Oh my God. Club is so much fun. It's fun. Holy shit. That's fun. Yeah, it's great. I love being on the road. That's amazing. I love it. Yeah. It's so funny, dude. Yeah. And you know, with your mom's house, I remember when I was like, I was like, drinking stolen coffee. I used to steal coffee. Is this from because of the hippie girl? She kind of taught me. Yeah. She taught me the ropes. Mm hmm. She kept telling me no one's gonna run. Mm hmm. Like if you steal something, no one's gonna run. Yeah. No security is gonna run after you know. It's amazing. So you go to 7-eleven and you put the there's in Melbourne, they had a $1 coffee, right? But you put three of those motherfuckers in the slurpy cup with ice, you make a really nice for $1 you get pa pa pa. Yeah. And then you just walk out and they located you, of course, the cash you know, which you're doing up in there for 45 minutes. Yeah. So remember, I was drinking one of those coffees and I listened to your mom's house like sporadically. But I remember it was that episode where Robert the Champagne. Robert Paul Champagne. Yes. You finally got in contact with him. Yes. And I remember that episode for me. I realized in my head what podcasting is gonna do now because although Joe was already big and politics was getting involved and like big stuff was happening in poly like like money was coming into podcast, that connection that you found this insane lunatic somewhere in New York. Yeah. And you made a whole thing about it. Yeah. That marked like a new era of podcasting for me was like, oh, now that's what's possible. Fascinating. Because that's I think in our lure of this show, I mean, that's gotta be the Hall of Fame. Yeah, for sure. Because there's no like no network. Like before podcasting that would have never happened. No, never. Never. Yeah. No, 12 meetings in a row where you try to tell about this guy who keeps wanting to get black men to suck him off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And get beaten up by and you're like, we're gonna we're gonna fly him out. Yeah, we're gonna talk to him. I'm gonna explore this world. Yeah. And it's been a crazy relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now you have so many like big figures, of course, well, in the show. Yeah, I suppose crazy people. Yeah. Yeah. That's our specialty. I love it. Is finding lunatics. Yeah. But he was the most, he was our golden goose. I would say for sure. Yeah. Like I remember in the park drinking my stolen coffee and listening and when he picked up the phone, I remember I was like, oh my god. This is a new era. This is a new era. I felt like that was a surreal thing. It's funny because I forget about that. But when I think about it, I was like, I don't think I had, I haven't had that level of excitement, you know, it was like Mark Maron Obama, Robert Paul Champagne are two of the biggest things that happened in the podcast. That's so true. Yeah. The two total opposites, the sitting president and Robert Paul Champagne. Who would love the sitting president. Yeah. Yeah. He would have been like huge Obama. Beat me. Beat me. Yes. Beat me. Piss on me. Yes. I have a couple of these that we always watch, which is you get to watch them and you tell me whether it's horrible or hilarious. You decide. It's like somebody like getting hurt. I mean, it could be. I haven't seen them. So I don't know what we're going to watch. They pull them and then you decide. Oh, dear. Okay. There's a guy walking out of a stadium. He just yelled at people. Oh, he's both the knees. Those ACL MCL. It's all torn. It's blown up. Yeah. He's never walking again. Holy sh and it's the the fury with which he's walking that led to that. You know, like if he was going to stretch, he was so angry. I feel like because look at when they buckle here. Both full extension. That's where you got to stretch. You know what always blows my mind when I see these like altercations in America, when there's like someone's freaking out. The rest of the people who don't move is insane. Is it you think it's different? I don't know. Maybe maybe it's just my thing. I have an acute sense of like whenever I walk into a bar or whatever, you know, who has no idea of that women, women have every video of world starters, women like in the middle of the yeah, yeah, just getting knocked the fuck out. Yeah, I have an acute as soon as I walk into a bar, acute sense scanning the room and everything. Yeah, this this guy, I can see potential threat and see that. Yeah, yeah, I can you know when you see this guy and he doesn't have friends. Oh, here we go. You just got to know where he's at. Yeah. And it's there's like a lady in front of him like just sitting there like, oh, I hope nothing. I know I'm getting away as soon as possible. Oh, for sure. Yeah, we you're right. That is a male thing. You have to develop a sense for like this is a problem. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I also love that later recording goes immediately. She sees this, she goes, somebody help him. Somebody please help him. So her first thing is just like, oh somebody help him. Oh, somebody help also he fucked up like if he was a nice guy and that happens people will be running over now you're kind of on your own. It's the worst scenario. He got loud was like, fuck you and fuck you and then both of his knees go out and there is something funny about being like, fuck you, fuck you, click, please. Can you help me? Someone yeah, yeah, he's done dude. That guy is fucking done. Okay, here's another one. Oh, it's propane tanks are good to sit next to. Whenever you see dirt and propane tanks. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This poor old guy. That was just a rogue bull. I was so expecting a propane tank to explore. For sure. That's like very India or some shit. It's like a propane tank and then a bull. I just want to sit and enjoy the afternoon. Hey, that's a Dalai Lama. Oh, man. Really. By the way, guys, great choice on the music. Did you guys do that? The music? That's crazy. That's a rough day. I feel bad for the old guy though. No, no. I don't want you to feel bad for me if that happens. Another good music choice. The guy walking on the end of a barge. Oh, my fucking god. Oh, did he get his head? Oh, no, he got under. Oh, my. Okay, funny. He escaped. It was funny. It was close. Close calls are always funny. That's funny. Fuck. There's like a cultural thing happening here. It also feels like whoever's driving that boat is like, fuck this guy. Because it doesn't feel like that accidental. Damn, full on. Full on, bro. Like, look how close this is. I mean, that would have been just a collapsed skull. Yeah, complete. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. What's the gnarliest shit you saw in your fight injury wise? Injury wise? Like, you ever see something just devastating? I've seen the Dibu effect. Oh, you have. Snap. You know, this goes half and it just hangs off the boat. Like, you see the, it just hangs off. I've seen those. I've seen two of those. I was at the Conor one? Conor one? Or Chris one? Oh, the Conor one. I was at Conor and then I saw it because I was so close. I saw it before the crowd reaction, you know, like I saw it and I was like, oh, god. And then like it was like beat, beat, like, people see, it was gnarly, man. Gnarly. But in, I would see gnarliest thing outside of MMA. I've seen like accidents. I remember one time when I was living in Thailand, I was like driving around my scooter, you know, that's how you drive around. Yeah. And they drive around too, you know, they have like a family of seven on one scooter, you know. That's another thing, by the way, if you're experiencing new things, like have you ever done like bungee jumping? You know, people always go to Thailand and they do like bungee jumping. Yeah. I was going to tell those people like their restaurants are on scooters. Yeah. How far you think the checking the bungee rope. Not a lot of regulations here. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, there's a lot of shit I wouldn't do. And I remember in Thailand, I even started getting oblivious because you know, they don't have traffic lights, you know, do nothing, they just go. There's no left, right, you just go. Yeah. And remember thinking like, oh, this is like a beautiful thing that I started thinking like, why do we even need traffic lights? Look at this. This is like a beautiful, and then like five minutes later, do, do, do, do, do, do, I go, I see a truck pulled over, I see baby shoes, blood, baby shoes, blood, family of five exploded heads. There was like a hand like in the bush. And then like a guy, listen, and then like a guy in the middle of the road, like some, I don't know if it was an officer or some guy from parking, look at, and he's like, he's like sweeping the body parts. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. So then I go home and I Google, yeah, number one place in the world where like people die in accidents is Thailand and India, of course, every day all day. And it's just like everyone explodes. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah. And it was like, yeah, baby shoes and like body parts and a tiny arm in the bush. And then the scooter under the truck. And then the truck. All right, let's watch this next clip. Oh, this is going to be a mark. Yeah, I did. That's out. Yeah. I like when someone goes, yo, it's not too bad. Yeah, he got fucked up, dude. I would say brain injury always the scariest scariest. I'd rather lose my legs. Yeah, then the brain injury. Yeah, 100%. You're crazy. Because you know, on Instagram, you scroll, you'll just see like, oh, here's a confrontation on the street. And it's always the it's the crack to the cement that makes you go like, oh, my fucking God, I knew a guy back in my day when I used to do mixed martial arts. He was a sweet guy. He was like from Hillbilly, a stone, he spoke one language. So he's like a nice, sweet Hillbilly guy. He never go to clubs and nothing. And then I mean, the guys were always like, you got to do something. You can't just you got to let loose. And then I didn't see him for a few months. And I asked my our mutual friend, I go, Have you seen him? You know, and he's like, Oh, yeah, he went to a nightclub. First time ever in a nightclub, bitches, bitches, bitches, and he's smoking cigarettes, he's doing shots. And he's a big guy, a big guy. He's doing shots, smoking cigarettes. First time getting all the stimulus. Remember the first time you would be in a nightclub and you tits and shit. And you're drunk. And you're like, Wow, this is the world. Wow. And he's in the cigarette room, talking to a girl, the girl's boyfriend shows up. You want to go outside? And because men only fight when there's women around. Yeah. That's the rule. You know, whenever you see men fight, it's because there's bitches around. Yeah, the bitches is what they're fighting. So the so he's like amp dub is like, Sure, let's go out. So because he's an MMA guy. He is. Okay. Let's go outside. So they go outside. The guy throws a punch and he hit kicks him. Sim. My friend. Yeah. But out of panic, he's not a bad he's a hillbilly nice, sweetie, patootie. He's not a bad guy, but he was drunk, probably stimulus, the bitches, it was a bad environment. So he hit kicks the guy and the guy hits the head on the pavement six years. He died. Yeah, he died. The guy, he so he killed the guy. It's manslaughter. Yes, manslaughter. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, I'm never going out again. I don't know. He's probably out now. But I don't know. He's probably somewhere stroking a fucking dog somewhere. Yeah, not in civilization. And that was like his one time he won out one time in the city, one time under the city lights. And then have you ever known anybody who's got a traumatic brain injury and they're different? Yes. Scares the living shit out. Yeah. At a friend who jumped off like of pitches around, pitches around. So he had to jump off a bridge into a water because this bitch is around. If it was all guys, we'd be like, hey, we don't know what's under the water. Yeah. So he jumps off the bridge. And he of course, if you're on a bridge, right? Yeah, you will think the deepest part is in the middle. That's how puddles and stuff works. Is it not? So he goes to the middle. But sometimes if it's an active river with boats, they put a separator, a pavement, you know, so the boats don't cross. So the middle part has this thing and it's like so deep. So he jumps off the bridge, pa pa hits his head. And I didn't see him for a few years. And I saw him at like, I saw him before going on stage one time. I see him outside. He's got like a little plastic bag. You know, when you got a plastic bag with one thing and it's yeah, you want to be like, Hey, there's a pocket. Yeah. But you don't know about the pocket. So he's got that little thing and I go, Hey, but I heard that something happened, you know, to go, Hey, and it's like, it's like a dog looking at you. Yeah. Like that. Oh, I go on stage a bomb because you know, I'm like, it's in your head. Yeah. That scares the living I'd rather see you like no arms, no legs. Yeah, then I can still riff. Yeah, yeah. The plastic bags always the towel too. I had a comedy promoter one time. This is obviously in the early days. And this guy's like, you want to do a gig? And I go, Yeah, he's like, All right, go to this. He's gonna go pick up this guy. I go pick him up. He's like, Yeah. So the guy just is like, Yeah, go to Melrose and like Wilcox just pull over on the side of the road. I'm like, All right. And then I just see this guy, he's wearing shorts. And you know, like an old shirt. He's got a plastic bag. And I'm like, Are you? He's like, Yeah. He's like, You're gonna drive to the gig. I go, Okay. Whole way to the gig. He's telling me how the gig work. I'm like, I know how the fucking gig works. He's like, I want you to go up there. You say this. You say this, you say the next show's coming up. Because when I give you the light, you need to extend your finger to acknowledge that you saw the light. I don't need a head nod. You have to extend it. Like he's has all these weird rules. And then I do the gig. How did you pay in chocolate coins? I mean, I was expecting it. He gave me the money. And then he goes, How much did you spend on gas? Like to go to the gig and back because it was like out of town. And I go, I mean, I didn't fucking calculate. You know, I mean, like, you're like, I just drove to the gig. In fact, he's like, I think I'll give you 10 bucks for the gas. And I go, Okay, he gives me 10 bucks. And then I go, All right, where do you mean to drop you off? He goes just over there on the side of the road. I go, I can pull up to your place. And he goes, just pull over to the side of the road. I go, Okay. And I go, Hey, what's in the bag? And he's like, What? Like, you got a fucking plastic bag with what's in the bag? He goes, Don't worry about it. I go, Okay, that's his little plastic bag. That was his little plastic bag, which had God knows what in it. And then he's like, I guess I can throw you some gigs in the future. Maybe, but you got to clean it up. You would cursing too much up there. And I go, Okay, he knows about curses. Yeah. But he doesn't know about pocket. And he did. And he wouldn't let me go to his address. Like he wouldn't let me. So funny. So just like a fucking. Yeah. He wanted to keep it a secret. Like a system. It's like a system. Spooky guy. Damn. Spooky. Yeah. And there's, he's probably still there. I'm sure he's still out. He was, this was like in 2009. And he was like, he looked like he was about like in his 60s. Yeah. You know, I feel like he's probably still running these rooms. I bet you he is. Put a little plastic bag. His little bag in his shorts, his sandals, and being like, point when you see the light. Damn. Okay, man. Damn. Spooky. I used to go to summer camp. And there was this, all my friends would be like, Hey, you know, we have sauna night every Friday at summer camp. We have sauna night. So on a night. Yeah, we do mixed, you know, yeah, Estonians and cockballs. We'll see everything out. You know, oh yeah, we don't like to that whole cover up thing. And then how old are you? I'm like a kid. I'm like maybe 14 or something. And everyone's dick and balls are out. Dude, I would be like 12. And my mom's friends would be like, push out into sauna. And I would lie that, you know, in the sauna, there's levels, you know, the up is more hotter. And I would lie that I'm too hot and I would sit right in front of the pussy of my mom's friends, like the legs are here. And I look behind like I'm like, I can feel that close. I almost feel the heat of pussy on the back of my neck. Yeah. And you're like 12. So you don't actually know that I want to like pound this pussy. Yeah. But the secret of life is definitely here. And I want to be here as long as possible. Yeah. Yeah. So I saw all kinds of shit. So we're at the summer of Friday is like sauna night. And I didn't go because I went to the sauna at the gym. But the guys are like, no, you really, you really got to come. There's this crazy chick. She's she's like fingering at the sauna. You can fuck her in the mouth and all that. But these are like, this is like countryside summer camp where the city kids and the country kids collide. And the country kids are telling me you can fuck this girl in her mouth, you know, she's like fingering and you can do whatever you want. She's like an animal. She's at the sauna. And we all take turns, you know, I'm like, Oh, check it out. So I go there and in the wardrobe, I see she's full on mentally retarded. Oh my God. They're like putting ice cream on their cock. I don't know how they're making her do it, but giving her a little lollipop with the gum in the middle. You know, they're like, so the word of, you know, I'm good, you know, later. I let later. You know, she's kind of like, she guys noticed that she's she didn't have the face, but she would all over. Yeah. And they're like, she's an animal. She don't even know what cock is, you know, she don't know what her pussy's for. So I tell them, I tell them, you know, they go, Yeah, she's fun, you know, that she's always been like that. They didn't even know that that that was a thing. Yeah, that was the thing. They just thought she's a fun girl that just wants to get banged out. She's like, this is a lot of attention. I get a lot of attention. I get a lot of attention and good snacks later. Yeah. Holy fuck. So you passed on it though. I passed on it. Good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah. I was like a good man. Maybe she'll run for president. I'm ready to run for president 2028 as a moderate Democrat. He looks like a door guy from the mothership. And we need to make America more retarded again. Also, he's like cracking jokes. Yeah. He is 28. Yeah. He has the self awareness, which I cannot like. But not enough to point the camera in the middle. You know how the camera is like teetering off and what are you looking at? Maybe his script? Yeah. I don't know. See, this is what I've always thought about what's happening with the internet. You know how like, like there's rules what you can do in public space. You can't be no jacking off anymore. Right. But for sure, there had to be a time where everyone was doing crazy shit in public spaces until our culture and civilization evolved to a point where we go, hey, put the cock away where the kids are. Yeah. So then that was accepted with the internet. I think something's coming at some point where we got to be like, this shouldn't be public. Right. You know, this should be a private thing. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Because something's coming. Because this is getting like crazy. Well, we're overstimulated now with with this kind of shit. It's just it's like when you discovered like porn is on the internet. And then you're like, oh, there's like a site you can go to. And then all of a sudden it's like now there's 18.7 million videos. It's all porn. It's all porn. And then it's just it's like it's over. It's overdone. And then like craziness is now it's overdone. Yeah. There's too much of it. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Like at a certain point, I think I'm very jealous now of the people who are like, oh, yeah, I don't have I don't have social media. I don't have accounts. I don't see what you're talking about. To be honest, if you're outside, if you're not a whore, if you're a whore, you got to have social media. The only fans I get it, you're a whore. Yeah. But if you're like a guy who works at like a regular desk job, yeah, why are you posting? It's weird to me. Just you mean just look for entertainment then but don't post. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you're not an entertainer, like if I didn't have to, would you? No, I don't think I would. Dude, what? Post what? Like what is happening? You know, I agree. Yeah, it's like definitely. Yeah, I'm definitely envious of those people. I really I have friends who obviously they're not in entertainment and I'll be like, oh, I put it on my Instagram and they're like, I don't have that. I'm like, you don't have that? Like I don't have an account. Yeah. I have friends who literally hit me up. They're like, update your email. I'm like email. This guy is just fucking. It's definitely more healthier than watching this for four hours a day. This can totally melt our brains. Totally melt our brains. I don't want to. What is this? What do you got? I'm there. Given there's all kinds of crazy shit in here. Let's see. This guy is interesting. He posts, he used to post like inspiring things like he would go, he would do things like, you know, three signs that you are a psychopath. If these three signs describe you, you should probably go find a psychologist. Now he's clearly reading, but he's also just trying to like share, you know, some type of information, you know, you have a lack of empathy. Empathy is a normal human emotion. And if you're a psychopath, you don't have the ability to feel pain for other people. Now the point is I'm trying to show you is that he's just trying to like spread awareness awareness about a message. The message in this case is just there are psychopaths out there. Here's how to spot one, right? So you're like, okay, that's it. That's your lane. I'm trying to teach. And then all of a sudden you just start posting shit like this. I want to give you kisses all the way down your stomach. Incredible body. Yeah. So it's like, also look at the last video, you know what I noticed immediately? The shitty front porch thing. When you see the blinds, and there's, you know, the one like the sides are fucked up too. You see, a lot of peeking. A lot of peeking. A lot of observation. It's a lot. He's always like, yeah. And those are eye level for sure. Yeah, exactly. You can see one is cock level. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a really good observation. Yeah. This is bad. I mean, those pants, what are those knockoff for satchies. This is just weird. Everything's weird about him. Damn. He's a strange dude. Damn. Life is crazy. Life is crazy. And he's shredding and oiled up. And he's all oiled up and letting you know. Whenever I see a body like that, I'm always like, bro, I've been going to the gym for 16 years and nothing's going on. I know. And you're just like, and this guy is just like, I want to kiss your pussy and look at me. Yeah. An absolute god. I feel like this guy, I don't think he trains. Never. He don't count sets. He don't count reps. One of the crazy doing like a Dorian Yates schedule and nothing's happening. Nothing. Nothing. The craziest body I've ever seen on a dude, one of them. And I was at a pickup basketball game and I was like, so what do you like, how often are you in their training? And he was like, I don't lift. And it was just like a Donis, like just, yeah. I was like, what? I see homeless people in Austin. Incredible Greek gods. Yeah. Just next to the highway. Never even counted a rep. Never got up early. Just a fuck. But does some part of your brain, some part of your brain, like still hold on to hope, like it'll get there one day. Of course, every day. Like in my in my fifties, I am Arnold. Right. You're like, it's just gonna happen then. It has to happen. Yeah. It has to fucking happen. I feel like I go through the cycle of like, what do I even do this for? And then there's certain days you're like, one day it's gonna be fucking awesome. It's gonna be giant. I'm gonna show up like fucking the Avengers. It's just delusions. It's full on delusions. Like if it hasn't happened by now, it's not happening. Yeah. Yeah. It's not happening. All right. Go see Ari on tour AriMatti.com for tickets. Where are you? What's coming up? Where cities are you going to? You don't know? AriMatti.com. All right. You guys figure it out. You get tickets there. Oh, I'm doing San Diego. San Diego. Okay. La Hoya. Great. Great. You're gonna have so much fun in San Diego. Maybe you'll run into your hippie chick. That's where she's from. She is. She also. She fell off of a camel. So she's got a little. I mean, it's two of the things we talked about. She's a little. A little out there now. More. You know, when you see the Facebook post. Yeah. And when you click read more, a separate tab. You know when Facebook, that's her now. You know when Facebook is you're like, this is a lot. Dude, you're working the fucking best club in the country. What? Comedy works downtown. I love comedy works. Yeah. Have you done the downtown? I have done it. It's the fucking greatest. It's great. It's very it's it's actually bad for you. It is bad for you. If you if you were like, I'm starting stand up. If you had moved from like Estonia to Denver and just been like, this is the only place I work. I'd be like, that's gonna fuck you up. First time at Denver, the weekend I got back to the mothership to do gigs. I showed up with a leather suit because I think I'm delirious. Yeah. Because I'm like, I got it. I got it. I got it. I even have a set. You're like, fine. Like everyone who goes there, finally an audience that gets it. Exactly. Yeah. It's the best. It's a trick. Crazy. It's a trick. These are great places. You're doing great clubs, dude. Thank God. Congratulations on all your success. Thank you. Are you going back to fat? Soon. Like ever. You think it's gonna slip because it's in your bones. No, it's in my it's in my bones. It's in my heart. It's in everything. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I opened a bakery. So we'll see. Yeah. And it opened the biggest place opens in a month. I love it. So if I'm there a lot, I don't think there's any way around it. Because it is crazy that you did like the reverse of what like guys usually do when like women marry their husbands, you know, because you were like tub of ass. Do you know what? Do you know what? When I used to watch wire mates, you were a big boy. Ron White said to me the other day, it's pretty funny. It sounds like a humble brag, but it's just so funny at the way he said it. I walk into the to the green room. He goes, he goes, look at James Bond over here. And I go, hey, man, he goes, he goes, you look, you look good, man. Handsome. And I go, thanks, buddy. Like just like a nice compliment, right? And he just said, he's just looking at me. He goes, you know, the thing's different about you. He goes, you look back at my old stuff. When I was fat, you could tell there was a handsome guy under there. He goes, but with you, you were just fat. He goes, no one ever expected anything. And I go, is that the end of the sentence? And he goes, yeah, he goes, it's just a surprise. He goes, but anyway, you look good, man. I go, thanks, man. He goes, you were just fat. Damn. You know who looks great? I watch F1 with Brad Pitt. Yeah. How does he look like that? He's 60. He's 60. 62. Absolutely shredded. And a beautiful man. Yeah. And not look, how is this 60? It's amazing. When I was growing up, 60 was with when you're 60 was you had a special chair, a rocking chair, and your kids would like put the blanket on you. It's a new world, dude. It's a new world. Also, I mean, this guy, let's just be honest, some people are just blessed also. So blessed. Like just blessed. Wow. Your jeans, your face. I mean, he's also, I'm sure, had great maintenance these last 40 years. Yeah. But yeah. No, he's not a, that's not a regular 62 year old guy. For sure. Yeah. He looks, he looks incredible. And he was never fat. Never fat. Not like me. No. No. And maybe I'll be very fat again soon. We'll find out. At some point, it's gotta, the breaks are gonna fall off. Well, also, it's just like, it's in you. It's in me. And maybe I'll be like super fucking into it too. And be like, this is really what I'm supposed to be. Super fucking gross. All right. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much for having me. We'll see you guys. That's we guys. Bye. Full fiber from only 19 pounds a month. It's out of this world. Speed and reliability. Fast upload and downloadiness right here in rural tranquility. Saturn dreams. Is that a bull? Giga clear faster broadband for rural Britain from only 19 pounds a month. Season sees apply 18 month contract prices may rise during contract check availability at giga clear dot com.