Summary
The Cinephobe hosts rank their top 5 favorite character voices from film and television, debating the qualities that make certain voices compelling to listen to repeatedly. The episode features disagreements about whether voices should be judged on acting merit, distinctiveness, or pure listening pleasure, with selections ranging from Sylvester Stallone to Sam Elliott.
Insights
- Voice quality as a standalone criterion can override traditional acting ability—hosts valued distinctive vocal characteristics even when attached to poorly-acted or annoying characters
- Accent detectability matters significantly to listeners; ambiguous or hard-to-place accents generate more interest than clearly identifiable regional speech patterns
- Voice deterioration over time affects retrospective rankings; hosts acknowledged that repeated exposure to certain voices can diminish their appeal or that voices change with actors' aging
- Physical attractiveness and charisma can bias voice appreciation; hosts acknowledged their selections were influenced by actors' overall personas, not purely vocal merit
- Authenticity versus performance is debatable; hosts disagreed on whether altered voices (character voices) should qualify versus natural speaking voices
Trends
Growing interest in voice acting and vocal performance as distinct from traditional acting metricsNostalgia-driven appreciation for 1990s-2000s film voices and character workPreference for raspy, gravelly, or unconventional vocal qualities over traditionally 'beautiful' voicesAccent and linguistic distinctiveness as markers of memorable character workVoice-based character recognition across multiple film appearances and franchises
Topics
Voice acting and vocal performance evaluationCharacter voice distinctiveness in filmAccent and linguistic characteristics in cinemaSylvester Stallone vocal performance evolution1990s action film voice workTara Reid vocal performancePatrick Warburton voice actingSam Elliott vocal characteristicsJeep Chan vocal performanceSharon Stone voice qualityWanda Sykes comedic voiceVoice deterioration and aging in actorsAuthenticity in character voice performanceRaspy and gravelly vocal qualitiesCross-film voice consistency
People
Sylvester Stallone
Ranked for his distinctive voice in Rocky Five, debated whether it represents his natural voice or character performance
Sam Elliott
Selected as number one voice choice for his distinctive vocal qualities across multiple films including The Big Lebowski
Tara Reid
Ranked number two for her distinctive voice quality in Van Wilder despite concerns about voice deterioration over time
Patrick Warburton
Ranked number two for his distinctive deep voice work in Seinfeld, Family Guy, and Men in Black II
Jeep Chan
Ranked as both number two and number one for his distinctive California desert accent in Legion and Tokyo Drift
Sharon Stone
Discussed for her voice quality in Action Jackson, with hosts noting voice deterioration in later films like Catwoman
Wanda Sykes
Ranked number three for her distinctive comedic voice that makes hosts laugh regardless of dialogue content
Chris Lambert
Selected as outside looking in for his distinctive, somewhat lispy voice in Mortal Kombat
Mariah Carey
Selected for her distinctive speaking voice rather than singing voice, noted as world-famous but underappreciated for...
Liam Neeson
Ranked for his distinctive Irish-American accent across films like Honest Thief and The Ice Roads
Michael Wright
Ranked number four for his raspy, gravelly voice in Five Heartbeats
Kid Sable
Ranked number three for his distinctive raspy voice in Action Jackson 2
Carla Gugino
Ranked number five for her distinctive voice quality, often heard in phone scenes across multiple films
Charlotte Lewis
Ranked number four for her distinctive accent in The Golden Child that hosts found compelling but hard to place
Dennis Quaid
Mentioned as comparison point for Jeep Chan's voice work in Legion, noted for his own distinctive vocal qualities
Eddie Murphy
Referenced in context of The Golden Child film discussion
Sean Williams
Co-host of the Underworld podcast about organized crime, featured in pre-roll advertisement
Danny Gold
Co-host of the Underworld podcast about organized crime, featured in pre-roll advertisement
Quotes
"I'm a man of listening. I'm a man of sound."
Host (discussing voice appreciation)•Early episode
"It's a kind of magic."
Host (referencing Chris Lambert's voice)•Mid-episode
"I love her speaking voice. I can't wait to do glitter. Mariah Carey can say anything to me. And I'd be like, yes."
Host (on Mariah Carey)•Early rankings
"She can't yell. It just gets a little breathier and that makes me fucking drives me wild."
Host (on Demi Moore's voice in Disclosure)•Mid-rankings
"If you take away his incredible handsomeness and gravitas and persona, you were still left with one of the best voices of all time."
Host (on Sam Elliott as number one)•Final ranking
Full Transcript
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And every week, we'll be bringing you a new story about organized crime from all over the world. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Not sure how I'm going to, this is the list that I feel like I'm going to play the most jazz with. I'm, I made my, my order. I'm willing to move things around as we go. I don't do that. I know. I don't either. But you physically can't. It's tough. I've already crossed off and I've, and added more after I had my list and I, there's going to be some adjustments in the future, I think, as we do more stuff. I don't know. I mean, it's just so many. I had to really limit myself. I know we've, we've done this before. It was all, this is a limited number, but this one really was just tough. I could probably do this three or four times over. Plus what type of voice are you going for? The voices, CT five voices. No, I know what voice or do you want the voice to accomplish? Well, I guess we'll find out when we see all the communicate, I guess. That's what a voice does. A communicator voice that you want. Is it a voice that you want to listen to? Is it a voice that you think is all of my voices? Not all of my voices. Most of my voices I want to listen to. Not all my voices. All my voices I want to listen to. Hashtag all the voices I have. All the voices that made my list. You can't do, you can't do terror read five times into all the voices that I have on my list. All the voices on my cutting room floor. They're all voices I want to listen to. It's not like, oh, that's so, it's funny, but it's annoying. For what reason? I don't know. But if you hear some of these voices all the time, you might not feel the same about them as you did. I feel the same. Except for my first OLI, every other voice I want to hear all the time. Every voice I want to hear all the time. This idea is just straight up bad. That algorithm is busted. It's among the worst ideas I've ever heard. Top five, easy. I mean, it's drunk this evening, y'all, but he's got five. CT five. Welcome to Cinephobe, top five, aka CT five. This is the companion podcast for the top 10 in the world podcast and TV and film review Cinephobe. You don't watch Cinephobe. You don't listen to Cinephobe, I should say. What are you doing? Stop. Go back. Take a listen. Pick a movie that you've seen, so you're familiar. Listen to the jokes. You don't get some of the jokes. We have some handy dandy glossary episodes to help you with some of our catch phrases and things like that. And I guarantee you, you will not be disappointed. Then come on back here because what you'll find is when we do Cinephobe, there are all of these categories that manifest themselves and we find ourselves ranking things. Ranking. Like the other day we were talking about the very first CT five we ever did was Worst Dancer because we saw Sister Act 2 and we were like, wait a second. Is she a worst dancer? Lauren Hill is she a worst dancer than Samuel Jackson in Great White Ipe. And that bred this entire category of podcasts that we do now. We've got things like our top five dangerous night's crew, top five shape ships, top five rehearsals that is rehearsals from the show, the rehearsal that we'd like to see done from Cinephobe characters. But today we're doing something that is very near and dear my heart. I am a man of listening. I'm a man of sound. Wait, wait, wait. You're one of the worst listeners I've ever encountered. He didn't say he was a good listener. He said he's a man of listening, which I believe I love listening. I love listening. Maybe you should get a better voice and I'd pay more attention. One of these voices on my list for sure. I pay attention the entire time. Top five. I do have a, I don't have quite as deep a voice as some of the women you like on your list. I'm sure. We're all going to give you our top five. And then we're going to be two outside looking ins or Oli. Zach will go first. I go second, Maze, you will go third. Zach, who is your first Oli? Okay. I don't like this voice. But it does make me laugh because of the incompetence that is attached to it. So my first outside looking in, it's the one and only Chris Lambert. Wow. It's a kind of magic. He has such a stupid voice. He does. I would, I would get, I would get sick of it, but it is such a distinct voice. It does make me laugh. It's a kind of magic. I kind of like it. I don't know. Kind of like it. Yeah. And not like, and I'm not cheating here. I'm not including his old man voice. Yeah. Yeah. He's doing that. He's doing that. I'm just talking about his normal voice when he like, like in Mortal Kombat and all that shit. Yeah. I like it. I don't know. I like his voice. There's a thing to it that I just like that. It's like a little kind of lispy. There's sort of a list going. This look, I'll tell you what is another guy didn't make my list, but I'll give you this free one off the cutting room floor. Stephen Dorff. I like his voice. I always liked Stephen Dorff's voice. I don't know why. I don't know that I care about his voice. It's that blue vape. Cigarettes. I had that you're thinking of. I'm Stephen Dorff and I've been chewed up and spit out by Hollywood. But now I'm selling blue nicotine vapes. I mean, what's your first O.L.I.? My first O.L.I. is a voice that is world famous, world famous. Everybody knows his voice. Everybody loves this voice, but not for the same reasons. Everyone loves this singing voice sold millions of records. I love the speaking voice of the one, the only Mariah Carey. Don't mess with the Zohan. I wish there's none over here. I love her speaking voice. I can't wait to do glitter. Mariah Carey can say anything to me. And I'd be like, yes. Yes, you got a great voice. Yeah, that's a good call. But I think people think about like, well, of course, Mariah Carey wouldn't have been singing voice ever. Absolutely. But that's not the voice I'm talking about. I'm talking about her speaking voice. Yeah. Okay. All right. I like I said, we'll probably be playing jazz. I have to go with what I have written down and we'll see. I hope I'm not blowing up future picks for you guys. My first Oli is the one and only pretzy. Definitely not a voice I could listen to. No, I hate his fucking voice. I hate everything about him. I've decided he's fascinating. That's not the way you're talking to abroad. You understand? You understand? You understand? Broad. Pretzels. I hate his voice. I left him off intentionally. I did write it down as an outside looking in or outside, outside looking in, but no, like fuck him. I you couldn't you couldn't listen to that voice for more than three sentences. Could you? I have. We watched the whole movie with him. There was a debate at one point. There was a debate. Is that his real voice with us? Yes. Right. I remember that. I found him selling some kind of candy bar. What's the same? What's the first candy bar? It was probably that it had a it was old on house. Fuck billboard lower down by it was a wire on the stage to show us the picture of the candy. It was a it was a 10 grand candy bar. That was that's worth a million now. But yeah, pretzels very distinct. I'll give you this thing. All the movie. I just want to be because this is you playing jazz because I do want to throw you out like I'm Uncle Phil right now. Reference. Zach, your other Oli. I apologize for I know this is going to fuck up some lists, but this is where this voice fell. And I'm picking the voice for pretty much everything he's been in. But if I had to hone in on it specifically Liam Neeson in Honest Thief and the ice roads. Oh, you couldn't you couldn't narrow it down to a single movie. I'd narrow it down to three. He's been in so many and has so many to come for us. But yeah, I I'd try and I was like, okay, I could narrow it down to those three performances. I don't love that he yelled at Gertie, but when he does yell at Gertie, it's a great voice. It's a great voice. It's a great voice. It's a cutting room floor voice for me. But the great voice nonetheless. Does he ever have a regular accent? Well, people say that is an Irish accent. I'm like, not really. It's an Irish American. It's not American. It's not down a lot. Yeah, he's lost some of it. I'll tell you what's a good movie. It doesn't qualify. It's like in the Valley of Saints and Sinners or some shit like that. It's like a period piece like from the 70s and the IRA and stuff like that. He's good in it and his voice is more Irish than that. Yeah. But yeah, less Irish than the cartoonish Irish accent that of course. Yeah, he's been in America for a very long time. Yeah, that's all I mean. I just wonder. Was it ever like a picture in my head how it's evolved over time? I'm sure that it has. Was it Donnie Darko? Is that his first big movie or? Well, no man is what you're thinking about. But yeah, before that he's in he's an Excalibur. Probably like Excalibur. No, but that was before Donnie Darko. King Arthur movie. I bet he has some kind of a more UK accent in that. Yeah, it's probably it's probably some kind of split. He would also fall. I started doing divisions in my OOLIs. Liam would fall neatly into the CT5 UK division. Oh, NBA Europe. Oh, yeah. Okay. Cross the pond. I like that. Should we expand into a Cinefob Europe? Yeah, we should. So we can finally do El Dedo. What do you mean? Finally, finally do it. Finally. You cowards wouldn't pick El Dedo until fucking Cinefob Europe dropped. Yeah. I mean. All right. So this I cheated on this one because it is two people, but they're in the same movie. So as I was trying to figure out which one had the better voice, they both have amazing voices. One of them sings, one of them doesn't. But I'm like, that's a good boy. That's a good voice. That's a good voice. And I said, you know what, you're both getting in under the loophole that it is from the same movie. So from Action Jackson, prime Sharon Stone and prime Vanity. Yeah. Great voices. If I had to pick, I would go Sharon over Vanity, but it's Vanity. He says it's it's the, I don't give a fuck about that. It's the most like razor thin of margins. Yeah. The problem with Sharon Stone. Nothing is that I know. No, there is something I know. I know. I know where that voice ends up like Catwoman. That voice is gone. No, it's devolved. No, no, no, it's it's she's past past the peak in Catwoman. But Action Jackson pinnacle. All right. And this is the one that really brings me some some pain and might move. But I'm bringing masculinity back. G my other OLA. Fuck you. Why is it masculinity on the fucking soundboard? Masculinity. Masculinity. Masculinity. Masculinity. Masculinity. Yeah. Arturio Masculini. Life coach representing the C T five south. Well, kind of. Yeah. Yes. What do you mean? Kind of kind of. What are you talking about? The SES the south. East. Eastern. Citi folk. It's a great voice. He's the pride of the CD five south, man. He's the chosen one. Hamer Huff. Specific specific movie maze. Do you think he changes it up? I mean, it's Tokyo drift. So you can say God team. Ya Cousa. But I don't get him saying Japanese words. I get cheap. I love that you called him cheap. I don't know his name. Yeah, I mean, it's black. Lewis. Lucas. Lewis black. Is he on any business? Not a playlist. Didn't make my list. No. I love Lewis black. I do not like that voice. The awful voice. You know who love, I mean, love Lewis black. I will play fucking stand up all time. David Griffin. My dad loves my dad loves my dad loves my VP of basketball ops for the for the pelicans. He loves Lewis black man. Like he's so funny. He's funny. He's a funny guy. I've seen it. I've seen a bunch of times. He's so funny. You know how some comedians will post now? This is the big thing on Instagram. They'll post their joke. But instead of the video, it's stills and like captions. You seen that? No, I haven't seen that. Yeah, they're doing this the thing now is like, oh, I don't follow hacks though. Well, that's good comedies in there. Name one. Carrot top. You know what? You don't even need a name to you got it. He beat your name to your trap. I uh, well, I reference carrot top to somebody earlier today. That's why I was arguing Zach Levine versus Aaron Gordon in the 2016 dunk contest. I said, yeah, Aaron Gordon was carrot top out there. I don't need prop dunks. I mean, real dunks. All right. Number five, number five. I, it probably should be higher on my list because this voice does something to me to me more disclosure. So great voice. It's a great voice. It's a hot voice for the, for the purposes of continuity. Put me down as well. She had a little higher on the list, but I'll drop her down. It's a, especially when she gets mad, she starts yelling at him, but she can't yell. That's what I love about to be more. Right. She can't yell. It just gets a little breathier and that makes me fucking drives me wild. I love to be more. In land man, they make it to do an accent is awful. I've never seen that. I don't even mean the accents awful is just, you took a fucking bumper stickers all over it, man. She had one of the altar. You know what the movie that made me like fall in love to me more is voice ghost. Oh man. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Ditto. Oh my God. So strip tees do great voice and strip tees love her voices, strip tees. Love it. What's your favorite scene in disclosure with her voice, featuring her voice? Oh, it's when, it's when she jumps him in the office and then he, yeah, he lets her go down on him for a few minutes and then decides like, no, I can't do this to my wife anymore. And he leaves and she's screaming at him. She's yelling at him cause even the buildup, the buildup to it's great. I was thinking that she's like trying to seduce him. Yeah. The deposition with the lawyer trying to trap. Oh, that's a good call to. I forgot about the lawyer. That's a good one too. The son is still up voice. She get a little emotional like quivering. Yeah. That was a Mormon. Great. I saw she doesn't actually get emotional, but she's. Yeah. She's like her character is ass off. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Mace, your number five. My number five always love this voice long before a synaphob. Her character that or another actress that when I was introduced to her, I feel like there's a lot of phone scenes like she's usually talking on the phone. It's Karla. Gugino phenomenal. He's always talking on the phone with great. Yeah. Or Ari got a great voice. Karla Gugino have a great voice. Absolutely. Are you going to mind? I got really excited when I saw her in the trailer for adventures, the cliff booth, turn the Super Bowl, the Brad Pitt. Is that the name of those of Brad? They're getting solo meal. No, I got solo meal on the brain. I would say I can't. I really, to be honest, I can't judge because the only obviously. Well, no, I can't judge because I can't think of any Karla Gugino quotes where she's not the bitch. Why bitching about something? Again, I know. I know. I know she's had more roles and great roles and she's an amazing actor. You tried to claim that she also was in Night at the Museum where she is neither a love interest nor his wife. No, isn't she? No, no. Is it like the mom? They just work together. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Not a bitch of it either. She's very lovely. The mom was a bitch though. Sure. I don't know. Kick save in a beaut. Is that good number four? Specifically for this one movie has been in a ton of movies. I am excluding all of those movies that we've done. It is specifically. Stallone and Rocky five. I got this point. He is up in the air at this point. He is deep in the Rocky character where he is. He can't separate real life from the character. And this is just how he talks now. I remember watching. Remember that boxing reality show, the contender where they were like finding it, like trying to create new boxers and everything. He had the same fucking voice that this is like he is. I don't know if he actually did some boxing and got to a place where he has CTE, but he has CTE voice since Rocky five. I got, I got really caught up. First of all, I was thinking, is it just me or does Rocky five have a lot of funny quotes in it, but Rocky four, not so many from Rocky. Although I do remember the part where he says he doesn't need snails and Apollo's like, no nails, nails, Rocky, right? Then I started thinking about what's the, what's the funniest? The funniest Stallone, right? Is it rantlers? Is it, is it him and kids? Kids. Yeah, it's him putting Rocky Jr. to bed. It's the fun. Or, or here's a dark horse for you Stallone as mystery lion giving Kevin James the advice. Is that his voice or is that him doing lion voice? You know, is that a character voice? See, that's what I was like kind of lost in the sauce with the Stallone thing is how much is he dialing it up? I do feel like Rocky is not being 100% natural. Rocky five, Rocky five is him. And that certainly is not even though he doesn't talk 99% of the time. I thought, I thought is his silence. Does that count as a CT five voice? It could. No, I would say maze. I think Rocky is like Seth McFarlane's Brian the dog. Like that. It might be a little different, but it's like that's pretty much his voice. I was going to say mystery lion is his voice. Sometimes when he's giving advice, I think that's, I don't think he's doing a lion voice. I don't think he's doing. I think he's doing a lion voice for sure. Okay. Well, let's rewatch it and then we'll determine. But yeah, I thought about, I thought about Rocky. I do love Rocky. I do love doing the impression. But like is, is rhinestone closest to real Stallone? No, see, I think it used to be like young Stallone. I think that's a young Stallone talk. Yeah. If you watch, this is kind of the opposite of how it means feels about Sharon Stone's voice. Right? Like it's like young Stallone. It's a, it's just a, it's not a good voice. It's just kind of a dumb voice, but not too dumb. This is like really like, I really think this is like a Lawrence Fishburne, Morpheus situation where he doesn't like, he can separate himself this point in Rocky five. Cause I don't think it was this, it wasn't this deep in Rocky four. And then I'm not really remembering what assassins was like. I feel you're a sub dude and it's tough with the glasses. Yeah. And then you got to, and you got to get here and over the type of, take the glasses off the voice. I mean, you're number four. My number four. This is, I look, I'm always a sucker for a, an accent that I can't quite detect. Right. If you got an accent, I'm like, I don't know quite where you from, but I really, I'm digging the way you sound right now. And so it's the chick from golden child, the one that recruits Eddie Murphy to come to Tibet and find the golden child and all that stuff. I don't remember this voice at all. I didn't do it out of obligation. I did it out of love and then she dies. Remember, I can't, I can't do her voice. Her voice is amazing. Yeah. But it's like, that's a cool ass voice, man. I'll have to trust you on this one. I don't, it's not ringing a bell to me. Chandler Yaddle. That's her name or no. No, her name. The actress is Charlotte Lewis. Her, her, Keenang is her name in the movie. Keenang. Sensing a trend from a mean here. It's interesting. Cool voices. Yep. He's your number four. My number four is a voice that I don't even know. I guess it's kind of sounds like you smoked 50 packs a day since the day you were born. It kind of sounds like gravel. It's deep, but it's got a lot of character. I think it's nope. Nope. Nope. Don't do it. No, it's not that. Nope. It's a voice that even though this man is a fine actor in his own right, the voice is enough to get it done. It's Michael Wright. Five heartbeats. Oh, wow. One, two drinks. Alcoholic. Alcoholic. Two drinks. That's not where I thought you were going. He's got a great voice. He does have a great voice. I didn't even, I forgot about his voice completely. Yeah. That's a great voice. It's like, it's deep, but it's also, it's not very audible. Like he, when he talks, it's kind of have to listen hard. He's got a rasp. Yeah. Yeah. One of the raspiest. Yeah. Well, speaking of my number three kids. Sable. That's where I thought you were going. Oh yeah. Oh, I was transfixed by kids Sable when he's on the screen in action Jackson to the point where I, I could barely concentrate on looking at how hot Carl Weathers is. Yeah. That's how great his voices sounds like he has the, the voice changer thing, but it's natural Chris Chris. Sable sounds like he smoked a pack of lawn mowers every day as a child. That's how he says lawn mower bread cigarettes. He's right. I love it. I was briefly in roadhouse, right? He briefly. Yes, he is, but I don't think he's like outside the, no, I think he says a couple of lines, but not much. Oh, he tosses him. He tosses him. He's yeah, right? When he, when he's ditching the car, he's like, yeah, care of this. Yeah. Yeah. My number three, I told you guys, I'm a sucker for an accent man. Give me an accent. I'm there. It's better if I can't detect where it's from, but if I can detect where it's from, that's all those. All right. Especially if I ask you what's this can made of and you say aluminum, it's the secretary from horrible bosses to cut, cutting the floor. Yeah. Holy fuck shit. Holy fuck shit. So you're going off of one word. Now is this voice voices or voices attached to who it's coming out of school. It's a great voice. It's a great voice, but the third best voice and history. I can't wait to hear it means originally, originally it was the fourth best voice. Oh, and then you got to switch around. Yeah. I rearranged just for got it for continuity. Yeah. You're bringing what back? Masculine. That's clean. Naze number three. Okay. My number three. Yeah, I'm going to make a quick adjustment here and I'm going to go with a jazz a voice that is powerful. It's a voice you do not want to be on the wrong end of you do not want this voice upset with you. It's distinct. It's could be no one other than Wanda Sykes. Oh, kind room floor. It was such a great voice that makes me laugh every time. Yes. You want to talk about divisions. I had a division of voices that these people just make me laugh. No matter what they say, they could be reading the book. Yeah, I'll laugh. Anytime she appears on curb just hearing the voice makes me makes me laugh, makes me smile. Her reaction to Luke Wilson calling her home girl and my super ex girlfriend is so funny. And it's all because of her voice. At the bar. Oh my God. So good. All the things that she wants to do to him like yeah, one of Sykes and that's a perfect example is who he's basically mute. So she's doing all the talking like yeah, keep going. Give me more whole scene. Yeah. My number two. Number two. Set already doesn't spoil it for me because the realization that jeeps voice in Legion is is actual voice for a mean makes it even sweeter jeep and legion. I mean, my God, just a tour de force of a stupid sounding voice and it's his real voice. No acting there. No altering it. Like he's like a California desert kid, right? The irony is there is altering. he actually toned it down. For me to discover that like this was not the highest vert like he's actually kind of came it up for us. Yeah. Oh man. Jeep is the real form. That's right. Jeep. You can barely understand the word he's fucking saying in that movie. But I thought he was like the best actor of all time because he was doing that. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is Louis Pinocchio. With the deep Bama accent for a kid who's supposed to be from the California desert. The son of Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Dennis Quaid who talks like this. Real. Not my CTV voice Dennis Quaid. No, no, but he's not. I like his voice. But yeah, he's been making it. No, we're near top five. Yeah. Number two for me, not a whole lot of build up here. I don't know what it is. No accent, but you know what? Don't care. Tara Reid. That's why we're here. See, I didn't even listen to her again. She was so ass on in that movie and I didn't care. Just listening to Tara Reid. It's my day. I wonder if her voice sounds the same or has that deteriorated? It's taking a chance. I would have mad if it wasn't gone great. That's a shame. She had a great voice man. She had a great voice. Great voice. So the voice voice and so the full history. Maze your number two. All right. This guy. One of the best voices I've ever heard. Still getting work because of this voice today. And he sneaks into Cinefob. Thanks to his appearance in M.I.B. to its Patrick warburton. Oh yeah. He's got a great voice from Seinfeld. Everything you want out of a voice from family guy. Everything he's a phenomenal voice. Yeah. Deep soul tree. And it was even in my M.I.B. to one of the agents. Oh, okay. Because I have it written. I've written in the cast. One of the best voices in the game. Like he is a voice actor. Bobby Portis one of the best forwards in the game. Yep. That's him. But not my number one. I went a little more. Yeah. Close to the vest for my number one. That question. Okay. I struggled with this. Do I feel like I feel like we're going to be unanimous on this. But we'll see. I don't think so. No. I I struggled with this because I started wondering. Is it of a voice if you just hear like a lot of grunts and noises, but not a ton of words. Right. And then I thought, I'm not going to go that way. Let me stay true to form. It's the best voice instead of a history. Why? Why? Because he's got gin. Yes. It's Jeep again in Tokyo Dress. Two. Back to back. Two Jeeps. A fucking car lot. Like a garage. Car lots. Going to have to use car lot to Jeep. How about two dragons? Have a two Jeeps first two names I wrote down before I even started making my list. What are you talking about? Legion and Tokyo Drift. The first two names. The first two names is Jeep and Legion number two and Jeep and Tokyo Drift number one. 100% name three. Okay. Similar to you. Jeep that Terry drives and someone said a Jeep. I don't know. Similar to you. Zach. I also had my number one and number two written prewritten and then everything else came after it. Number two, as you know, is Terry and Van Wilder. Number one, dare I say, is the voice of Sinifope. Come on guys. It's young Frank Dukes. How come you put him but not me? We don't know who the fuck that is. Couldn't verify. I told you. I told you. I love an accent that I can't quite place. No, you do. And young Frank Dukes. In your in your favor based on his LinkedIn or Facebook, here are the solving skills. I was intended to believe that his real voice. What I you this is what this is CT five unsolved mysteries. Yeah, it's obviously 80 are not a bad CT five by the way. It's on the list. Obviously 80 are we don't know if it's really the kid. We don't know. Obviously a D or. You cut him but not me. I wasn't going to steal it. Not yet. But we don't know if it's somebody trying to do an impression of JCVD or not. That's right. That's what that was my struggles. I just didn't know if it was real voice. So I didn't even write it down. But play like pretzel. Pretzel. We know that's his real voice play. How come you coach him but not me? Listen to that. Tell me that's not someone's actual speaking. How come you coach him but not me? There's no way. We don't have enough. We don't have enough. It sounds like a dumb child trying to do a French accent. No, it sounds like a dumb child. Period. If you expect me to be spunching bad, you can forget about all deal. Spunching bag. All deal is not something. All deal. Not something that someone can come up with. What are you talking about? As an affectation. Oh, you know what I'll do? I'll pronounce our deal as all deal. So to be clear, Zach, I mean sees Jeep and says that's got to be fake. Here's young Frank Duke says that's a hundred percent real. That's got to be real. Right. Unreal. Okay. Well, at least you kind of you know why? Because it's because it's a list of chicks you want to bang. Yeah. It's best. Illinity is not high. That's why he doesn't know. What? My number one. I saw. I don't know what you're talking about. I saw. What? What are you saying? What are you saying? No, what do you say? I don't know what you're saying. You're saying like number three is aluminium secretary. And number four is the chick that recruits Eddie Murphy to come to Tibet. I mean, like she has. She's a pretty big character in the movie. I know you guys wouldn't remember her. If I said just the. You didn't know that you didn't know that. But you're saying that now because I said I don't remember. I knew that. I knew that. I knew that. I knew that. I know the aluminium secretary's name. That's right. I don't. I must admit. I love you. Healy Hazel. My number one. I mean. If you take away his incredible handsomeness and gravitas and persona, you were still left with one of the best voices of all time. The champion of the CT five south, none other than Sam Elliott. Yeah, let them off. I thought I knew one of you guys would take care of that. It's almost. I did. Yeah, I would. I have and I would again. It helps that he's an incredible voice. Big Lebowski, but it's just that's not a that's not a cinema. What do you do? I know. But we got ghost writer. His voice does work in that. Right. He is Carmel doing an impression of him that you were shocked. Shockingly good impression. Yeah, he's fantastic. He does tone it down for a Hulk. If I remember, I recall, click, click. He's in Hulk. Yeah. I remember that movie at all. He's Jennifer Connelly's dad and he's got. I thought there was a little bit of a fuck. No, Nick. Nick. No, he's David Banner. David Banner. Oh, it's the Hulk's dad. Nick Nolte, by the way, we did not show him any respect here. He's all well. He does. He has a challenging voice. What do you talk about? It's not. It's it's a distinct voice. We got the opposite of the Sharon Stone situation. That I mean. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. I'm sighing in the fucking location. I wish we had. I wish we had like, I wish you had time. Wait, hold on. Mays, can you recap the top five for everybody, please? Zach had the meme or from disclosure sliced alone from Rocky five. Moose kids, Sable from action Jackson, cheap from Legion and cheap from Tokyo drift. I mean had the broad from disclosure, the broad from the golden child, the broad from Horrible bosses to the broad from Van Wilder and young Frank Dukes. And I had Carla Gugino. That's not right. I don't want to say editorializing Patrick Warburton and Sam Elliott. 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