Justin Martin Says One ‘Duck Dynasty’ Episode Stands Above the Rest

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What have you done in the last 20 hours? Well, Liz fell and broke her wrist. She slipped down, fell, broke her wrist. Yep, broke her wrist. This morning? Are we going? Yeah, I was asleep in bed and all of her was yelling, Ah, scared the crap out of her. Well, she broke her wrist. I thought it was Christine. There you go. But she all right? Yeah, pause. I know she was in surgery. The last thing I heard. That's intense. Get it. Well, prayer is up for Liz. Get it repaired. There you go. Wow. What's she slip on? Do you know? Banana peel. She was thinking, I'm sorry. Getting the trash out of the trash can and slipped on plastic somehow on the bag. There you go. Why are banana peels really not that slippery? I never stepped on one. I've always just been, I guess, convinced they were. I don't. It's easy to slip on stuff when you get older. Oh, no, that's the true state. How old is Liz? Yep. How old is Liz? You got to be extra careful. No clue. No clue. Yeah. I didn't know. Extra. Have you been extra careful? I've been since I failed a prayer in Arkansas that day. Oh, that was a couple of years ago now. Yeah. Well, yeah. You learned it. That was painful. You learned it. I get quite such a big hurry, didn't you? Yeah. Slow down, dummy. Slow down. Like they say, slow down and smell the roses. Yeah. Yeah. Stop and smell them. I'm guessing you were hunting. Yeah. The hunt was over. He guess what? The hunt was over when we come to the dock. No, he busted his hook. I was stepping out. Somebody in the back moved and it was on the bank. Well, when he moved in the back, I stepped out and it wasn't the bank one there. He gone. He was gone about two foot back and I just air. Did you go face first or what? I fell right just in there. And what bad was is I fell on that stupid oxygen machine on my ribs and it was very painful. I can believe it. Yeah. Yeah, not ideal. For sure. Oh, yeah. Slow down. See, I had an interesting dinner date last night, huh? I went on a dinner date with young Hunter last night. How was that? Well, I was jogging because it's the thing I do now. It's weird. I don't like it, but I do it anyway. And I looked down at my phone about midway through and Hunter has done tagged me on Instagram. And he said, what did you say? You said, oh, he was making fun of me because I take a picture every time I go to Waffle House. And I was like, well, watch this, which of the three are you at that are between here and my house? And I stopped and had dinner with Hunter. It was a romantic evening. Did you jog? I watered at the Waffle House. I ran. Hunter was done eating by the time I got there. And I was all sweaty. So I drank like a gallon of water. And drinking a gallon of Waffle House water's commitment. Yeah, because those glasses, they put too much ice. Yeah. We don't need that much ice, people. Yeah. Like Waffle House is so anti-European, they just fill the glass with ice. There you go. Yeah. But yeah, we had a good time until the, you know, there's always a weird guy in Waffle House by himself. Well, it was Hunter until I showed up. I was about to say, I thought you fixed that problem. It was someone else before you showed up. Oh, really? Okay. He just moved down the totem pole. Yeah. And so then me and Hunter are sitting there eating, talking about life, liberty, pursuit of happiness and all that. And there's, you know, the bar at Waffle House? There's a guy just sitting there. Yeah. He's ordered. And this is at like 6 p.m. Yeah. Not a lot of crowd at the dinnertime Waffle House. They only have two workers. Yeah. Very friendly people, but yeah. This guy turns around and looks at me. He's got a straw on his mouth with the paper still on it. And then just blows it. You know how you- Like a kid? Yeah. Yeah. Like at you. At me. And I look at Hunter and Hunter looks at me. And then the guy just swivels back around. And the straw wrapper is just in the middle of the floor. And I'm looking and I go, Hunter, that just happened. Nobody's going to believe this, but we're both here. So don't go to the Waffle House. Not the one on this side of the town. Not an oxy. Yeah. With a straw. He just looked at me and went- Is that the way you challenge somebody to a duel at Waffle House? Like is that equivalent to a white glove across the face? It was exciting. Yeah. I wonder what he would have done if he just walked over and grabbed me and just back. The problem is- I was a chair. I think he could have taken me and Hunter both. He was a big guy. Oh, really? But then me and Hunter just sat there. You know how in Hunter Labs, and he can't breathe. But he's trained to be quiet over there. He got that laughter because he was afraid to just laugh at the guy. So then we just sat there laughing. Oh, man. And no words were spoken. None. We just- I said, we got to tell the story. Who left first, him or y'all? Us. Yeah. I had to make sure I could get home to my kids. It was- I didn't know what that meant. You like walk past them. No, we were right beside each other. So I was- Once he turned around, once he was deep in them eggs, I said, I gots to go. Yeah, white jelly gets the plate of food. And then you're like, all right, put this one on Seabass and you just keep going. And then Hunter said, well, man, thanks for coming to eat with me. He tried to pay for my meal. Hunter is a gentleman and a scholar. There you go, Hunter. He did. Also learned that's where he met his girlfriend. At Waffle House. He even showed me what booth. We weren't in that booth. That's a special booth. Oh, wow. It's reserved for dating. Wow. Hunter's got some history at that Waffle House. But that's- I mean, are you talking about like when you met her years ago? Yeah. Years ago. And you still remember. Yeah. Wow. He's only 25. It wasn't that long ago. Well, that was then just- A high school? I was 17. Like, I don't know what happened in high school. I just graduated high school, actually. You were 17 when you graduated high school? Yeah. Young and- What a young prodigy. How'd you meet her at Waffle House? Was she working there? The- Give us the break. Give us the break. Okay. Give us the break. Quick, quick breakdown. Quick breakdown from Hunter. A friend of ours set us up to go to prom together and she actually backed out. And then after I graduated high school, I reached out to her or something. And I think I said something stupid about like- We all did. Yeah, I don't know. May the force be with you or something? Yeah, you know, could have been something like that. But she just never stopped talking to me. Like, and just kept texting back. I would say, well, it was nice, you know, officially talking to you. And then she would like keep the conversation going. Yeah. Hunter's got game. And then you were like, Hey girl, you feel about an all-star breakfast. Yeah. Is that what she clipped you for? All-star? You remember what y'all ordered? She orders an all-star every time. Yeah. All-American woman. You gotta keep her, man. Can't hide money. Yeah. Godly. What did you eat, by the way? You had already eaten by the time of the day. Cheese steak bowl. Okay. Cheese steak bowl. I get the healthy option. What are you laughing at? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you laughing at? There's a guy who ate there every day for a year. No, they turned the corner. How do you, what is healthy? The fiesta chicken protein bowl. Which is? To find eggs and chicken. Notators? No, that makes me a little sad. No hash browns? I'm on. So you got both, you got both ages of chicken, mature and immature. Yeah. I got pre-born and dead. Future birds and the breast of another bird. It's pretty good. Never wonder if they have like a weird family reunion in that bowl. Like, could the mama be the one that, like, are you eating both? Are you just genocide right there? It goes good. And like. Waffle house is in on the protein dinner game. So you. 52 grams right there. 52 grams and what else is just chicken and eggs? Like, no. And some wonderful vegetables. Halophenians, stuff like that. Oh, okay. That came from a can. How much is that? Oh, yeah. 1325. Without tip. Yeah, well. Yeah. Hey, that's just nice. Not terrible. Waffle house is a great place. And now they're a healthy choice to eat. I just don't know that I could walk in there without getting hash browns. It has been difficult and trying to get hash browns. Yeah, I can go there and not get a waffle, but it would be tough for me to not get. Well, I just ran three miles. So I was nasty and sweaty. So I was like, man, whatever I eat is about to just come out. Always get the same thing. BLT with hash browns. Yeah, that checks out. It's such a great American. They make a mean BLT and the hash browns are always excellent. And anytime you eat there, yes, you should put it on Instagram, Hunter. He was trying to make fun of me. I said, we're about to do this together. I replied to his story, shots fired. That's like, and then he said, yeah, but in a friendly way. So it was really like just an invitation to dinner is all it really was. And I'm not a person that would ever show up. But last night I had nothing to do for about an hour. I didn't expect you to honestly. And then here you come. Yeah. What'd you do once he got there? Since you were eating, you done eating. The boy drinks coffee at six, seven o'clock at night. What was the conversation about? Oh, man, we covered everything. Y'all solve everything. This podcast is going places now, boys. Me and Hunter are on the same page creatively. And I can't wait to see what's in store. So what do you think about zebras? I'm just kidding. What about Zebra? That's just what we normally do. Now we talk about every talk about his girlfriend. And we were in the booth where me and my dad ate every Tuesday for 13 years. So really? 13. Oh, you ate every day in Waffle House for 13 years. My dad took, we didn't go to Waffle House. We had like a break where we went to Cracker Barrel because I don't know. It was a weird time. Apparently I switched over to pancakes for a minute. Yeah. No, my dad took me to breakfast every Tuesday from kindergarten till I graduated high school. Why so? So it was really nice of him. That's cool. That is cool. And now I do it with my kids. The boys are Tuesdays at Waffle House this morning. I had Chick-fil-A. There you go. Egg white grill also in the protein game. You can do it anywhere now. Yeah, they make you feel better about it. Yeah, they make you feel better. I wouldn't agree on like full and healthy. You want to race right now? Why would I want a foot race? Also, no, I'm wet. Why are you wet? Well, you want to race a truck or a car or a motorcycle. Foot. Just a foot race. Yeah, ready, set, go. I blow something out. I ain't running. I'm in to running. What are you racing with? Your own foot? Yeah. It's my new thing. I'm a yogger. 10 toes. He's racing with 10 toes. I just get off work and start running places. Then you're burning a toenail off? You know, my ankles are always hurt. Too heavy to do this. You wear ankle braces. Can't scrape the tires. I got a bunch of them. Yeah. I have a bunch of ankle braces. I got a few myself. They tend to roll pretty easily from old injuries. I can roll one on a piece of newspaper. This episode is brought to you by Pocket Hoes. The world's number one expandable hose. Look, weather is starting to get warmer out there, or it was. Now winter's back. With spring is just around the corner. You can see it. Look, it's time to get your yards in shape. There's yellow stuff everywhere, but we have got this spring's secret weapon for making yard work a breeze. A new expanding hose from Pocket Hoes. You know, I just got one, Martin. 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Messaging data rates may apply C terms for details. I don't think I have blood in me because I've never bruised. Well, let him cut. That time I got hit by a car, no bruising. Hit by a car. Let him cut you and find out. Interesting. I don't want to cut. That's bleeding. No, I got hit by a car straight in the hip one time and it knocked my shoes off. Wait a minute. You got hit by a car that makes you knock out your shoes? How are we 500 into this? I told this story. Have you? Yeah, I figured y'all already probably talked about that. No, you ain't told this story. I was like, hold on. All of us are looking at each other. I wasn't here. I've never told the story about the day Allison broke up with me and I got hit by a mini dump truck in Rome. No. In Rome? That's a whole story that is a 100% true story. In Rome. Yeah, Italy. The city. Wow. Oh, you didn't ever tell that story. I remember. I wasn't here. That seems to be it. It starts with Allison breaking up with me. Sounds exotic. You went to Rome just to get hit by a dump truck. Well, I'll tell you about it. We did other things. I'm going to find the picture. I got it. I understand that. He's got a picture of it too. How old were you? 19. Okay. Young and dumb. I was just trying to figure out. Young and dumb. I was in a cross. You got it. If you had a dump truck going over you, you're young and dumb. It was a miniature dump. It was a European dump. Well, it was a dump truck. We need some imagery here. It's way back in the Facebook files. I'm going to find it. Did they stop? Oh, the whole town stopped. Did she take you back? The mayor might have been there. I don't know. Nobody spoke English. I went to Rome when I was looking at the Coliseum and I got run over by a dump truck. No, we were at the mall. Did you do it on purpose for her to take you back? He got hit. I mean, I guess I was sad. Wait a minute. You got hit in a mall by a dump truck? Outside the mall. Outside the mall. So we're walking out of the mall. I'm going to find the picture. And then you wanted to tell me that you weren't young and dumb? Anyways. You got to start from the beginning. How did and why did you get there in Rome? I went to school. Oh, he went there to get hit by a dump truck. He's like, study abroad or something? Yeah, I studied in Italy for a semester. Really important for everybody to do that. It really helps your college career. I took a vacation for three months and made really bad grades. Is it the same place William Corey went? Yes. I've been there. I've been there. Okay. Yeah. I went to school there. You stayed at those people's houses? I always asked about case. Uh-huh. You stayed at those people's houses? Hey, you won't work for me. Look, the guy that was with me, I was in his wedding. Kyle. Anyways, so I wake up that morning. Allison's had enough of the long distance thing. She's like, I'm out. She was still in high school at the time. It just timing was off. And so I was like, well, that sucks. And so now I'm single. But hey, I'm in Rome. So she chose report over Rome. Single and in Rome. Yeah. So look. Is that called a city of love? That's what I was thinking. Yeah. Well, if you get hit by a dump truck in the middle of the street, none of the girls are in prayer. What are you just showing your love? I can't believe I never told the story. The dump truck driver will just show you love. Well, welcome, American. So look. He said, welcome. Bam. So I'm walking. And knocked him out of his shoes. We're walking. That's what gets me. Yeah. So we're doing the touristy thing. We were walking down the street and we're about to cross the street. And I take a step with my left foot into the crosswalk and I hear JD. And a kid named Allen's yelling at me. And I turn back this way. I said, what? And at that moment, I'm gone. Decleted. Is that the picture of the dump truck? Yes. Look, that's him. That's the picture of the, hey, the dummy getting hit by a dump truck. No, that's the guy that was driving the dump truck. Yes. If you notice, that is a dent right there from my hip. Yes. And so I, I, I wake up somewhere in the air and I'm 10 yards away from this. If thing was going, we're going to have to do kilometers, probably 35 kilometers per hour. It gets hit and he wakes up in the air. I think that's a pretty high spot for a hip. Do you think you was having a mini dump truck? Did you think you was having a nightmare? I thought, yeah, still in it. So then I, I, I'm on the ground and I look up and there's just a bunch of Italians looking at me. Italians. And I said, I didn't know what to do. So I stood up, put my hands in the air and yelled, I'm okay. And I, but at the same time I was like, this hurts really, really bad. Magic trick. And then my buddy Derek walks over and hands me my shoe. And I was like, we're, and I looked down and one of my shoes is gone. And he, he goes, dude, that thing went a long way. And so then everybody's looking at me mini dump truck drivers like yelling at me in Italian. And then you can tell things are many because that guy's not. Yeah. Look, that's not a giant. That makes you right there where the dent is where his hip is. And so he checks his truck out and walks off. How did that guy fit in there? Hey, Europe got some weird cars, man. Then he goes down the roundabouts and he's gone out of my life. So was I hitting ruin? So that's, what was I supposed to say? You got to call the police, man. The police see, I did not want no part of. I was like, I think my hips good. Hey, he can't see. He can't say he didn't see you because you've got red, white. No, that's the guy driving. So that's him. That's the guy driving. That's who hit me. So he was inspecting his car in this photograph. I can't believe I've never told this story. Look, 17 years ago, this was posted somewhere there's an Italian telling this same story. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, stupid American. He stepped out in front of my dump truck. 17 years ago, I commented on this picture, stupid mini dump truck driver. Yeah. Yeah. He, that's why he reported it. I'd like to put America stepped in front of my dump truck. Now that I have Google translate, I'd love to talk to him. Are you still bitter? Oh, yeah. Look, you can see it right here. I put the running light got taken out by me. He's probably thought would have run awesomest. You know? Oh, yeah. I was bigger than most people over there. Look, I mean, look at that dent. You weren't bigger than that driver though. Yeah, he looked pretty big. I didn't get in there. When I tell you. What kind of clothes do you have on? Do you have all black on? No. I mean, at the time, let's just call it like we see it. I was probably wearing sparrows, some cargo shorts, and a t-shirt that said top gun on it or something. No, Abercrombie. There might be other pictures from that night. Hollister. That's so good. Yeah. Did you have your shaved head? No, I was a bearded beard. And it was legit on the night of the day? Oh, yeah. Alison dumped me that morning. That night hit by a dump truck. For the next week, I'm limping around Rome. And I never got a bruise. And I was pumped because I was like, boy, is she going to feel bad when she sees this bruise? Nope. Nope. Did you not tell her till you got home or what? I probably. No. I mean, at that point, she dumped me. He had to call for sympathy. No, at that point, she dumped me. Baby, you ain't going to believe I just got swacked by a dump truck. What year was this? 2008, it looked like. December 5th, 2008. Wow. Almost 10 years. Wait, almost 20 years. Wow. Hey, hey. Two years. You wanted a big bruise to come up. Two years and 13 days later, Alison felt bad enough to marry me. There we go. So everything happens for a reason. Thank you, many dump truck driver for changing my life. Changing my hip alignment so I could get married. I mean, he absolutely smoked me. That was a good time though. I highly recommend it. Do you have any pain from then? No. Just you're recovered and you're good? I was good in about four days, I think. Four days. Maybe a week. We need to call one of the people that was there and ask them to decide. They would tell you the exact same thing. Man, I'd love to know the dump truck drivers perspective. Me too. That's. I don't think we're going to find him. Stupid American. I mean, like what happened? Although we could. No, no, that was the way the story goes. The Italian says, hey, you're not going to believe what happened this morning. Yeah. He said, I was driving. Yo, and he said, this stupid American stepped out in front of me. I'm out eating a pizza. I run over you. I didn't have anything in my hands. It's a good thing. I didn't have one. One of my feet didn't have nothing on it. That shoe went a legitimate long way. No road rash or nothing. Like. I don't know. I thought it was road rash. Nothing. Nothing. Everybody was excited about the bruise. For like 10 years, they told the story at that school too. Hey, did you see that? I'm holding at you. Crosswalks are different here in Italy. They do not slow down just because you're in it. They will hit you. John David O is looking up. Hey, can't confirm. Hey, this is experience talking. Yeah. Like I was part of the safety briefing for the next decade for students. You saw. I look both ways. Nothing was coming. Then I stepped out and got hit by a dump truck. I got it. It hurts. Look, as you get older, you realize just how important life insurance is because you never know what's going to happen. Right. Quickly grief can turn into financial woe. Look, you lose somebody you love suddenly. How are you going to pay for all of it? Right. That's where our friends over at Ethos. They make it easy. Look, because Ethos makes getting life insurance fast and easy because it is 100% online. 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I will say, when I went to France for like a week, best food I had in France, hands down was that McDonald's right outside the train station. Hey, hey. Then I puked in the Louvre. Ugh. Why'd you puke in the Louvre? Now my question is, hey, now my question is, was it Italian McDonald's or American? I was American. That double quarter pounder with cheese was like, thank God. Slice a home, baby. Hey, give me one in my Italian. I got 100 with that one. McDonald's. Have I ever known, I haven't told the story about puking in the Louvre? Has he? I was sick as a doll. I think so. But they were like, all right, well, today's, they were going to the Louvre and I was like, well, I got to see the Mona Lisa. And I was walking around there. I was like, this ain't good boys. And then what's the song? Mona Lisa lost what? Uh-huh. So Mona Lisa lost something. She been stuck on that wall for a long time. But now I realized I had to puke. So I was yelling banjo at people, which is Spanish. Fair, yeah. Yeah, so that didn't help. And then I puked everywhere and I just walked up to some old boy, looked like he worked there and was like, hey man, might want to clean that up. And they roped it off and cleaned it up. So I had my own exhibit in the Louvre at one point. Really? Look at this. And then I still hadn't seen the Mona Lisa, which was a buzzkill. And I was like, I got to go back to the room. But I went and walked past that Mona Lisa, had my little disposable camera, held it up, took a picture, kept walking. There was like 8,000 people in front of it. I was like, this was dumb. I'm going back to bed. Don't puke on somebody. Was this the same trip or a different trip? That was a few weeks. Oh, that was before. Okay. I'd already puked in the Louvre by the time I got hit by the mini dump truck. I was just wondering if it could be concussion related. No, no, no. Oh, nothing like that. No, I puked it in the train station. This dude solidified himself. Yeah. And the people in France, that's why they hate Americans. It was my fault, everybody. Stupid Americans. What did you eat that made you throw up? Might have been what I drank, but I'm not really sure. It was a long time ago. Lemon cello. And laws were different. Oh, lemon cello. That was nasty. What a 19-year-old. I got some crazy balls over there. Oh, that kind of sick. You weren't like Chester. You were. Oh, I was. I was every. That was the worst sickness I ever felt. You get over there to them dirty French people and you feel like that might as well be the flu. Polio or something because you were down for the count. Polio. Lemon cello. Enough about me. Let's talk about you. Talk about me and anything going on. I do have some wild stories from that trip. Broken wrist option. Yeah. Morning. I just can't believe I've never. You don't want to hear screaming and pain. No. When you're in a dead sleep. Yeah. I'd agree. I don't really want to hear it even if I'm awake to be fair, but. But startling. But startling. Yeah. Not knowing who it is. You never want to hear your name yelled either when you walk out into a crosswalk. Bad sign of things to come. And one of the light didn't fall down. Since I jumped out and jumped in my pants right quick. Yeah. Did you? 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I said, well, I said, for a man that spent 24 years and a half years in the military, I'm not very good in a crisis situation. I said, I'm glad you boys can do what y'all do. And one of them said, well, because it was a fire department that pulled up and then the animals came up. Yeah. And the guy said, well, I was at. Oh, y'all hit him with a 911. The last one was where I emptied 2,500 gallons of water. And I went, whoa, that's a lot of water. He said, yeah, it is. I want a house fire. It's not fire. Y'all are somebody. Well, I wouldn't want to drop. Yeah. Well, every time they touch a shell, they'll paint when they were trying to. Move her. Move her and check out y'all. See what was going on. Baseball darling, I got to lift your arm and see what y'all. And she broke her wrist or her arm? Yeah, broke her wrist. I've had that one. It heals up fine. Eventually. I broke mine in a car wreck. I was a bit of a clumsy gush as a child. I know you should be surprised that took me 25 years to grow into this head. So, well, top heavy. I broke mine in a car wreck when I was a, that was great. Were you driving? Nope. Did you hit somebody in a crosswalk? No, another idiot was driving. Did you hit somebody in a crosswalk? No. Okay. We hit another car head on. Ooh. We. And hey, and it was both of the idiots who's driving the cars is the reason we hit. They was playing chicken. And nobody was chicken. Can't say they ain't chicken if they do that. Mm. Yeah. I got in a wreck one time. I was sitting in Corey's lap in the front seat. Oof. Come on, Corey. What the heck? I think it was Corey and Cheery was driving our other cousin and they ran into the back of somebody. Or maybe they just slammed on the brakes and I went flying and my head hit the windshield and busted it. That's a true story too. Well, that's better than the one I was in. Yeah. Because hey, a kid did the same thing in the car we was in. His head went through the glass and come back and it literally, right there lifted his whole face off. Oh, God. Yeah. No, it was raw. I hit a couple of windshields pretty good in my life. You hit a windshield with your forehead? Mm-hmm. We need to have Corey back on so I can ask. But I was the same thing that caused your sickness. Oh, yeah. I was a passenger. I was a passenger too, but I was like six and I had older cousins that should have known better. Yeah, I was not six. I should have known better there to do what I had done. They were testing that frontal lobe early. Yeah, give it a good shaking. Did you have a bruise? No. I don't bruise boys. It doesn't bruise boys. You're just a walking. He's bruised proofy. I guess. But you know what could cause a bruise? I saw this last night on the internet and I've been laughing ever since. What? There's an Italian semi pro wrestler. Have you seen him? No. Italian. If wrestling is fake, explain it. The boy gets hit with a pizza. No. There's a wrestler out there and knocks him out. Hey, if that ain't fake, I don't know what is. He's doing the dough thing. He's spinning the dough. The pizza, the dough hits him in the face with the dough and he acts like he's knocked out. Come on, get real. Wrestling's awesome. Mama Mia. That is so good. That's a bit, yo. Mama Mia, is it a piece of cake? You don't like pro wrestling? Hey, that's two clowns clowning. That is so good. If I'd have seen that as a kid though, I'd have been like, yeah. He just had his hand and would flip him in the face. I could believe it, but hey, do it. Hey, can we talk? I said, hey, he's out like that one. He got hit with a piece of dough. But can we talk about Mama Mia's dough skills? Yeah, that's pretty impressive. That's wild. Whoa. I would eat one of his pizzas. Boom, not that one though. That's why I got a handle on it. That one's been foiled by a man who needs bigger clothes. Yeah. So you don't like pro wrestling? So you don't like pro wrestling? It's been good. If it'd been slapping it, but since he stood up and then hit it with his fist and then went over and landed on his head and then he's on the bat. We need it. And then it'd be knocked out. So were you ever a wrestling fan? Oh no. What, never? Never. I mean, look, I come in, look, I come on and leave one day. Well, I don't remember what year it was. But I go to Phil's house. Uh-huh. Phil, Al, Jase, Willie, and Jep. They're into wrestling. Well, yeah. I mean, big time. I read in that kid, yeah. Oh yeah, I'm talking about big time boy. They turned it on and hey, I don't even remember who it was, but hey, the guy jumped up on the third rope. Yo, he had done body slam this time. He's laying there. He jumped up on the rope and jumped up and supposedly come down in this guy's chest on the mat. And then the guy like five minutes later, yo, they got to do this again. Then he won the match. Yo, and that was all time. Man, that was great. And I said, y'all believe that fake crap? Yo, and he said, well, you told me, yeah, you don't believe, yo. And I said, Jase, I said, I'll give you a deal. I said, I'll get up on the couch. You lay down on the floor and I'm gonna jump and land in your chest with my knee. And I said, and then I'm, hey, you ain't gonna get up and fight me and win. I said, they're gonna take you one or two places to the morgue or to the hospital for emergency. Yeah. I said, because you ain't gonna get up and be fighting me in the mood to fight me. Let's get out of the winter slump. If you're in a winter slump, now's a good time to hit that reset button. Taking care of your health doesn't have to be complicated and that's why we love AG1. You know what I'm talking about, Si. Cause boys, hey, it's simple. It's one scoop. One scoop, well do ya? AG1 is a daily health drink that keeps it simple. One scoop and you've got vitamins, pre and probiotics, superfoods and antioxidants. 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Oh, we got watermelon T-jug. Watermelon, so. That was, some of those were fun to do. Hey, look, guys, stand there with a watermelon. Those it up. Oh yeah. If you take a samurai sword, a real one, okay, and whack that sucker in the head. Yeah, fruit ninja. Those were awesome. That was actually fun to do. Hunter, put a samurai sword in the budget. We need to bring that back. Buy one. Yeah, we can cut like a bag of Doritos. Get them a katan. No, I'm cutting. Wait, are they called a katan? Is that what they're like? Katana. Whoa, anime chimed in from the cheap seats. I knew it was something. I figured I was saying the game katana. Katana. That's like pirates. When they used to board chips and you'll cut everybody up. Yeah. That was nothing like pirates. All right, that was rough, boys. Pirates had samurai swords. Samurai pirates, if you ever run into a group of those, get out of there. Yeah. That's all I gotta say. Samurai pirates, that's what I'm saying. You don't want to mess with them. That's some hijacking for the heaven. Moana beat them. I mean, that's basically what them little coconuts wear on that one. Samurai pirates throwin' needles and everything else at them. The suckers wore a menace. I'm not fluent in Moana. Why not? You should be. I just have a great Disney movie. Is two any good? Oh, I ain't seen two. Me neither. Oh, I ain't seen two. Frozen two's trash. These little kids love Zootopia. Zootopia, we've watched it. The second one too. There's a reason. Yeah. It's a great film. Just telling you. I don't disagree. I just know I'm not fluent in it. The Paw Patrol movie is not good. Trash. Yeah, not good at all. Not only kids movie size ever seen as a... The Inline. Ted. Oh, Ted. Out of head? No, that was a wild experience. What is Ted? You've never heard this? I don't care that we've told this story. No, that wasn't... Tell it. And I swear. What years is it? Well, they run it. Well, they come out. Well, they run it on television. They said, y'all, what is it? 13? PG-13? PG-13. So being my wife going to it, cause it looked like it was gonna be a funny movie. Uh-huh. We sat down and from the start, it was foul language. Wait, is this the teddy bear? Like, Ted? Yeah, the teddy bear. Okay, I know you're talking about it. It's clearly rated. Hey. R. Oh, and matter of fact, hey, matter of fact, they've got a new one coming out. I've never seen the movie. Yeah, they got a new one. It's gonna be another bigger hit than the first one. You need to go watch the first 20 minutes of it just to imagine Si and Christine sitting in there. No, no, I'm not telling you to watch the whole thing. I'm sitting there and after about the first 30 minutes, yo, I looked at her and I said, I think we should all just get up and leave cause this is getting even worse than I even imagined. He showed up mad. Oh no, I was what? I was telling us about it. I said, yo, then they said, well, wait a minute, it was rated and I said, look on TV, then I watched it rated and they said, hey, PG 13 for kids. Oh, baby. PG 13 is not for kids. I'll say this. It is. It's supposed to be. I'll say this. I believe the 13s tense for 13 and older, sir. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hey, 13 is a kid, dummy. That's true. And here's why I tell you to go watch it because I didn't watch it until Si told me he went to the theaters to watch it. So then I had to watch it through Si's eyes. Oh no. So tick. It was, it was even funnier watching it. I don't even know if it's a funny movie, but vigilance and sign Christine. Oh yeah. On a date night was a pop. Yeah. Yeah. I remember it like it was yesterday, man. Cause we all, I mean, we can breathe. We talked about it on the podcast and I said, no, you did that on Duck Dottice that you were walking down the hall. Well, I said, hey, look, I went to a movie that I don't ever trust. That was the, don't ever trust what the media says. That was one of those that we wrote on the wall of the old duck call room. Like got to make sure we talk about this one. Si and Ted. Well, when Christine talked, I guarantee you for what three months that we, you saw me got a hoodwinked. Good hoodwinked. Hey, that's a good movie, little hoodwink. I said, oh no. I love that movie. Oh no. Hey, they literally run it and it said, hey, it's PG 13 is your for kids. Yeah. I have a similar story. Oh, isn't this thing, and I'm talking about from the opening scene to the ending scene. Okay. He was nothing but just garbage. Yeah. It wasn't care bears or build-up bears. I ever told you about the time my grandmother went to Hooters on accident. Oh no. Sick. The same one that got arrested for speeding. Yeah. Oh, Spike's there. Yeah. Very conservative. I would have loved to have met her. Very well. Okay. We will. She was, she was, she went to my dad said, where'd you go? He know this restaurant called Hooters and said, that's a, you went there? Oh no. What, what, what? What's she think it was? She just thought it was like Applebee's. Oh, just a, just a regular restaurant. That's not a bad idea. Similar to Ted. Uh-oh. My parents took me to go see this Liam Neeson movie when I was 13 called The Gray. Have you guys ever heard of The Gray? Nope. So it's about. Of all the Liam Neeson movies, that's what we're talking about. He did something other than Batman and Taken. Yeah. Oh. Qui-Gon Jinn, sir. Who? I gotta get more nerdy friend. That's why I went to dinner with Hunter last night cause he got that joke, man. Go watch Star Wars. It's literally. So it's about a group of people getting hunted by wolves after a plane crash. The movie is super, super bloody, super, super gory, super rated R. And now you're super afraid of wolves? No, I was 13 and had the time of my life. I was like, this is awesome. And then my parents were getting like weird looks from other people. That they brought their son to. Yeah. Fuck. That's. Oh. I remember the first movie I saw in theaters. Can you guess it? 1994, 1995. Ace Jam? No, no, no, no. Go up in ratings. Oh, I don't know. I was specifically told before we walked in, we were at the mall movie theater. My mom said, John David, you cannot repeat anything you hear in this movie. Friday? No, Dumb and Dumber. Oh. And for the next 30 years, I've quoted it the whole time. That's the first movie I saw in theaters. How old were you? Six or five. Highly inappropriate. What a culture shock. That's a good movie though. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, that's. I was in kindergarten. They got looks too, I'm sure. In kindergarten? At six? No, taking a kindergarten child to see Dumb and Dumber. That's why they went to the one, well, now I was gonna say that's why they went to the one at the mall, but that was the only one still. Yeah, probably. I went to the mall the other day. Yeah, but it was, I was just sad. Malls used to be so cool. And now the internet ruined malls. Yeah. Yeah, what I used to go, oh, they had the hunting store in there for a little while. The camouflage shop. That's still open, they don't have hunting stuff anymore. They just sell like t-shirts. I know, okay. But yeah, I was just like, man, there's just walls now. I said, buddy, this used to all be stores. Yeah. That you could go in. Not anymore. We need to bring back malls. Do you think it's possible? No. You think it's over? Yeah, it's over. Malls are so cool. I would say that form of a mall unless you're in like a big city. Did you ever go to the mall? Go what? Let's go to the mall, man. A mall? Did you ever go to the mall like, no. Why would I go to the mall? Oh, you went to the mall. No. You didn't go there chasing women. No, I was just like, I was like, the malls were like late 80s and 90s. Yeah. We used to go to the mall as a kid. Yeah, I mean, we went all the time. I went in high school all the time. So I guess they lasted through 2010-ish. There was like a fair, Oh, not the big old carousel. Right, let's go to the drive-in picture show. Okay. So our malls. That was our big time. Where do kids hang out now? Hopefully. No, that's what I wanted to do. We're hoping youth group. Where do kids hang out today? On Snapchat. Oh, no. A lot of it is online. That's why we're smarter than the night. We're the first generation smarter than the generation behind us. Have you seen that? Yeah. I just watched the whole podcast on BrainRot like by like scientific study, like with like two Harvard graduates and I did that, wrote a book about the anxious generation. I watched this today. Who's the anxious generation? Yeah, I think it's like Gen Z and back. No, I had told my grandson, Brady. Yeah. No, he was without a job. 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It depends on how you're raised and what you've been exposed to, but there's people that still do it the right way. But I would say majority of people that probably don't have like an insight in their life for someone to teach them. Well, I know this. The dating options that are available. Right. They're into that big. Huh? What do you mean, like an app or something? Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about dating now. Yeah. Okay. We call that the mall. Look, and the biggest thing on that is how big of lies they tell each other. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. They don't send their photo. They send another photo of what's going to happen when they meet. Yeah. But I'm just saying that fish, it would actually be funny. Yo, you tell me funny. That would be a funny thing to listen to. Oh, I thought you were going to say to catfish somebody because it would be hilarious. Yeah. And then they show up and it's, I like, it is that catfish by size. And I'll use me as an example. Yo, when Kay and Phil started dating, I was like the fifth wheel. I was in the back seat. Who were the other two? Huh? No, no, it was just Phil, Kay and me. Oh, third wheel. People would walk up to the one we was at and like, at the, oh, oh, Derek Wayne. Right. Y'all, somebody looked and told me, who's that in the back? And Phil said, oh, that's just, that's my brother, younger brother's side. Don't worry about it. Try to teach him something. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, mama was trying to, you know, I was a, a shaper. Yeah. No, today, I mean, it just changes from like people before me, you only knew who you ran in circles with, you know, now they know everybody. Well, now is a digital thing. So you can know anyone. There is no, there is question marks on no. The communication is really screwy. Yeah. In today's dating world. We need to have a youth on here. Cause most of them, most of them. You gonna break my phone. And I'll use Ronnie's done. Bring my cuss. I use Ronnie's done. He's not a youth. Well, I met him and talked to him at, uh, uh, seizures palace when I was watching show him and Bree, Reba and Brooks. Yeah. He said, Hey, yo, me and my wife are getting divorced. And he said, she's sitting on one end of the couch. I'm sitting on the other end and we're texting each other on the stupid phone. That's crazy. I looked and I said, uh, Ronnie, would you, do you think maybe that may be part of y'all's problem is that you live in a house. You're on the same couch and yet you're, you're talking through AI. You're not talking to each other. Oh, you're texting. Yeah. Texting. Yeah. That, that app was just talking about like boundaries with your phone and like how your brain reacts to just like everything they're putting out. Cause you still, you know, we'll be face to face. Hey, we're done. Now you get, you get a little text saying, Hey, it's a road, Jack. I need to find a youth to interview here. Youth or youth. Youth. Well, is that the new way y'all say that? That's just how I say it. Youth. Don't worry about it. Um, no, we gotta find one and ask them like, where do they hang out? There are a lot of people that is actually, they're actually dating. Yeah. Through a phone. They spend any time in a ride. Yeah. I heard that on that. Hey, yeah. No, that's scary. That is scary. Cause the movies, you can just go get a ticket now. When I was a kid, they'd be sold out. Hunter, where are they hanging out? Um, I think, I think they hang out some at the movies and the movie park a lot and discord. I don't know if a phone's coming through or not, but I think it is. I am. It's a online, uh, uh, kind of, kind of like a chat room, but you have. You can talk in it. Like it's like the newer version of Skype, basically. Yeah. It's $10. I got a group message. It's like a group message, but more for gaming. No, I think kids, it just really depends on what they're, what they're interacted with, the where they hang out. Like if you play a few years and you go, no. Yeah. You were. Oh man. I don't like it. Like if a kid's in the sports, they'll be around people that play sports, but it's like, it just depends on what you're doing is what you're doing. I would like to know what our kids that are, let's say, 12 to 18 are doing. Gave me three days and I'm not 12 anymore. What do they do in their off time? Like a majority. He's a little different than me. You're saying like a majority of, like the majority of those kids. Yeah, I'd go. I would say it probably all comes down to what their parents, like. Because I remember it's on the weekend, like Friday night with all of me, dear queens, right? I have big times just clown around, you know, go roll somebody's house. Yeah. I went out a lot. Just. Yo, I can't. Yo, I tracks, but nowadays, you know, you didn't have anywhere in town. I would say a lot of kids that have access to a cell phone and social media. I would say a lot of them waste their time probably scrolling and doing that. Well, what I've heard from the TV, they spend the big screen told them about the small stuff out of a what seven day week, 24 hours, how many hours that? Yeah. Oh, how many hours is that? Yeah, they still probably around a hundred for a whole week. It's like 150, 60. Well, they spend like 50 hours on this stupid thing. Thank God. When I get my notification on. It's about. Asking. I get like four and a half hours and I think that's why you ask him. I, you know, I ask you what's wrong with me. What are all of these people that said, I think the average adult or I don't know if his adult or kids combined is like six hours a day on social media. Yes, I'm. I'm social media. Just social. Hey, like short way. Like, look, I tell you, it's insane. The amount of time they're staying on that. Yeah. My says may deal every Sunday morning. If I was a parent nowadays. What's yours? Hunter. Hey, same as yours. I can't have a phone. But if I'm with Olivia, it's like two. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. If it's hot and sees the nice one. They're like 16 years old out of hunting. So that's what they were talking about on the podcast about the brain rot thing is really there's only so much you can do. You can't tell an adult what to do. But I think one of the best things like take back like the kids now take away from social media until they're of age. Yeah. The psychologist is saying, hey, their grades are. Way, way down. Well, they they're asleep. They don't get enough rest. They don't feel purpose. They're losing weight. Not eating right. And it's because of that right there. And they don't have all the apps that are available for them to get into. They need to go to the mall. And a little mall. You know, the mall. And if you know they do on person, you might get knocked out. They need to have human companionship. Yes. For crying out loud at the mall. They need to lock their phone and just be a lot of the phone. I say lock it up. I say be alive. Just go be alive and explain. Because hey, I've seen something those day on it about schools. Schools are trying to pass a law that you can't bring that to school. I think that's good. Hey, you think it'd be we live in a world where you could, soon as you walk in the school, it just shuts out all the signal, like some kind of signal block or something. That's because you can't be doing that. Because I give you an example. I see you just wait to disable it. What are they calling out? I give you an example. A little EMP. Where'd you hang out in high school? We got to finish because we're way over high school. Where were you hanging out? I mean, I guess right. Aide, right? Age is crazy. We always hung out at somewhere where we could get something to eat. A bird. I mean, check. There's not a single Macalester's waitress from 2003 to 2007. That probably wasn't asked out by me or one of my friends. Yeah, that's where we hung out. No, any of them? Yeah, in high school, I don't know. I played. We hung out and I just talked to people. And then Spudge used to be legit. I still are. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess in high school. I mean, I played a lot of sports. So I did a lot of things with my teammates outside of practice, where they're just hanging out and just going to eat or always. I'd have rolled a lot of people's houses. I did a lot of ding dong ditching growing up, even in high school. I know that sounds very immature, but now everybody got a. Well, you can't. Yeah, now rain. Shut that down. When I was in high school, we either was at somebody's house. You're right. Or at a place to serve food and hamburgers, Jake, milkshake. We just always ended up at somebody's camp. That's where we we always went to the woods, right? Either riding four wheeler, getting your truck stuck, like tearing up. We were we were tearing up something. Yeah, with wheels like it did not matter. We rode around the car a lot like because we thought when I was 16, when I got in my car, I thought was the coolest thing. So like anyone that couldn't drive as my friends, like we would just ride around. Right. Like you want to ride around till midnight. You know, I thought it was bad of the bone. Did around me six, six and seven. These commandments that I give to you today are to be upon your hearts and press them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up. There you go. Mubu.