Legends of Avantris

Once Upon a Starlight | Ep. 2 | The Secret

179 min
Mar 16, 2026about 1 month ago
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Summary

This is a fantasy roleplay episode from the D&D actual play series Legends of Avantris, featuring a combat encounter in the undercity sewers and the discovery that a mysterious child named Mila may be a corporate experiment. The party disposes of bodies, sells advanced weapons to a black market dealer, and learns the weapons originate from Chrysalis Limited, a subsidiary of Chimera Biometrics.

Insights
  • Corporate experimentation on children appears to be a hidden threat in the undercity, with tracking chips implanted in subjects' spines
  • Advanced weapons technology from mega-corporations is being distributed to street gangs, suggesting deliberate corporate backing of criminal organizations
  • The protagonist Frost may himself be a corporate experiment, sharing identical chip markers with the child Mila, hinting at a larger conspiracy
  • Trust and discretion are critical survival tools in criminal underworld transactions, as demonstrated by the relationship with black market dealer Zed
  • Protecting vulnerable individuals (like Mila) creates moral and practical complications when those individuals are corporate assets being hunted
Trends
Corporate infiltration of street-level criminal organizations through advanced weaponry and financial backingBiotech experimentation on human subjects as a covert corporate practice with long-term tracking capabilitiesUnderground economy reliance on information brokers and black market dealers for weapons disposal and tech analysisEmergence of psionic/psychic abilities in experimental subjects as uncontrolled and dangerous side effectsMega-corporation hierarchies (Nexus > Chimera Biometrics > Chrysalis Limited) creating layers of plausible deniabilityNightclub venues as fronts for criminal operations and safe houses for fugitivesSewer systems and underground infrastructure as both disposal sites and habitats for mutated creatures
Topics
Corporate biotech experimentation and human traffickingUndercity criminal infrastructure and gang operationsBlack market weapons dealing and technology fencingPsionic powers and uncontrolled psychic abilitiesBody disposal and evidence eliminationTracking chip technology and biometric identificationMega-corporation subsidiary structures and corporate espionageMutant creatures in contaminated environmentsSafe house operations and witness protectionCombat tactics in confined underground spacesMoral dilemmas in protecting fugitive childrenInformation brokering and intelligence gatheringNightclub operations as criminal frontsSewer system navigation and hazard managementCorporate conspiracy and institutional corruption
Companies
Chrysalis Limited
Weapons manufacturer and subsidiary of Chimera Biometrics; source of advanced plasma-core weapons found on dead soldiers
Chimera Biometrics
Parent corporation of Chrysalis Limited; implied to conduct biotech experimentation on human subjects with tracking c...
Nexus
Mega-corporation at the top of corporate hierarchy; suspected to be backing Chimera and its experimentation programs
Mulnaia
Well-off crime organization in the undercity; employs soldiers equipped with Chrysalis weapons
People
Zed
Black market tech dealer and information broker; decodes weapon origins and provides biotech scanner to party
Mila
Mysterious child rescued from Starlight Lounge; revealed to be corporate experiment with tracking chip (ID: 029)
Frost
Party member and protagonist; discovers he may also be corporate experiment with identical chip marker (ID: 004)
Gideon
Party member with technical expertise; inspects weapons and operates biotech scanner
Greco
Party member and van operator; assists with body disposal and combat
Torbac
Party member familiar with undercity sewers; guides party through drain system and warns of mutant creatures
Cremi
Party member and Starlight Lounge operator; manages security systems and evidence deletion
Blarby
Trusted employee hired as babysitter for Mila; demonstrates loyalty and discretion
Quotes
"She's not from some fucking hospital guys. She's the chrysalis thing. 29 was it. She's not from some fucking hospital guys."
CremiPost-scan realization
"This is chrysalis chrysalis goes to chimera and chimera goes all the way to nexus this is this isn't just any old corpos this is the biggest the most dangerous you understand"
CremiCorporate hierarchy revelation
"No Tracy's back seas no from me to you no from you to me that's safe you safe everybody safe if you die I pretend I never know you"
ZedInformation broker discretion agreement
"I think about it her abilities her her her being found on the street like it like like she was she's just like me"
FrostRealization of shared experimentation
"We're not turning the girl over to anyone. Well listen, I think she can't stay here and I'm fine fine. We can't give her back to wherever she's going"
Party membersCommitment to protecting Mila
Full Transcript
Dawn has come to Neo-Ed effects. Not that anyone in the undercity can see the sunrise. As you see the result of the brutal battle, you realize that all of your lives are far more complicated than they were several hours earlier. Looking around you, you are in the quiet of the Starlight Lounge, blood soaking into the floor and pooling around your feet. A small girl barely alive amidst the rubble. Your lives have changed no matter which way you shake it. What was that? A little girl! And I am going to try to get up off my feet and I am not worried about how much I got blasted back by this. Now you are in processing. I am going to go run to grab her, to check on her, to make sure that if she is amidst rubble or the corpse of this Zorbrac, get her away and see which blood is any of the blood hers besides the soldiers' blood and all that. Go ahead and make a medicine check. Medicine check? Let me make a medicine check real quick. With my Quabdai, because it rolls very well for me. Well, that's how it goes. That's how it goes. Okay, totally fine. You can all be winners. A nine! With a nine, even with a nine, you are able to get a little bit of information. The situation in front of you isn't shrouded in mystery. You are easily able to see that the blood is coming from her nose, her eyes, and her ears. Though there is blood caked onto her clothes very clearly from the man that had been holding her that exploded behind her. She is covered in viscera. But you are able to see that not all of the blood is from the person that had been standing behind her, but that which is around her face is hers. And though you can't, right now she is unconscious, I would say with a nine, it's hard to tell how dire the situation is, but you can see the shallow rise and fall of her chest as she is breathing. I am going to lean in and say, she has a smile and it seems to me. I am going to go to humming. I am going to spend a first level spell slot and cure wounds. Oh, shit. You are going to hear me hum a little bit and sing a little song. I do that and I will say, Grammy, I think she needs some medicine. You got anything for this? Maybe this isn't my specialty in medicine. Soon enough, I can try. Is she okay? I mean, how is she looking? Yes, is she all right? She is alive. I don't know if she could get me in danger. I just did something I think to help her. I don't know. You begin to notice that her chest rises and falls a little more, with a little more strength. Then after a bit of time, you see her eyelashes flutter as she looks up at you. She begins to recoil for a second before her eyes very clearly adjust and she realizes that it's you. She reaches up a small hand and she touches your cheek. Oh, as soon as I see that she's conscious, I'm going to back up a little bit. I remember that she told, she said not to back up. Nervous, yeah. You're okay, little one. You helped me. We got you. The bad men that was looking for you. Where did he go? The one that had me. He's gone. You're not going to hurt you no more. Nobody's going to hurt you no more, little girl. What happened? You don't have to worry about nothing. Don't you worry about that now. You're safe and the men are gone. I'm dirty, I'm covered in gross. It stinks. The moment that I see that they're having this conversation with this girl and that I've gotten to my feet and I'm okay. I realize I'm in one piece. Silently, I get to work and I start walking around the starlight, collecting the bodies that we've now littered all over the place and essentially lining them up on the floor next to each other, but leaving the one obviously that the little girl is next to until they've kind of checked her over and pulled her away. I'm also collecting their weaponry and anything that they have and just organizing it and laying it out and just surveying what has happened because I know that they have the center control and I don't want too many cooks in the kitchen. I will be running to the bar and I will grab a bottle of seltzer and some of the clean towels and rags that we use for any task. I will immediately race back to Grico. Here, here, here. You can clean up with this. What to do, what do you want me to do with it? Take Beth? Just hold out your arm. I'll take care of it. She recoils for a moment, but she lets you touch her and begin to wipe away some of the four from her arms. It's good to feel clean. It's good to feel clean. It's all right. Everything's going to be okay. Can you make your shoes do the blinking thing? The pink color? I'm hunkered down and so it's easy enough for me to click the heels. As soon as I do, the panels in a sequenced order just start flaring up. There, there, there, there, there, there, there they go. Look at that. I like the way they dance together. Yes, I spent a pretty note on these. Is this a tooth? No, no, no, no. It's mine and she opens her mouth to show all of her teeth and she's just got these rows of pristine white teeth. You've got all your teeth. No, no, no, that's a dono teeth. I'm a count of us all being very interested in paleontology. How about that? In my mind, I'm going to touch Grico's mind with my own and he'll hear my voice say, can we get her in the back and away from the front of the, of the, of the lounge? We, we need to get her away from this mess. Can I respond? Yeah. Just get, just get her tautied up and I'll take care of it. Okay. We're just going to get you tautied up. We may need to take you to a sink so that we can, you know, finish the job. But you're as good as new. I'll set, I'll set. You're not going to leave. No, you are not. There's a big, there's only one big problem. It's not those scary old men. You left some of them chicken nuggets uneaten. We can't leave no chicken nuggets uneaten after I went through all that trouble to microwave them. I slayed our day over a hot microwave. That means very rude to not finish them. It is terrible, but even in all of these gross, I'm still really hungry. Well, no, that's the most time that you need a nice meal. Okay. So why don't we go? Can you stand here and I'm going to kind of like help us. She's very weak. She's very clearly malnourished and the, the effort that all of this took has clearly worn her out. When you first saw her, when you first saw her in the back room, her eyes were sunken in, her skin was shallow. She, but even now she looks worse for wear. She looks like she's, she looks like she needs a good night's sleep. I'll leave the way. And then a hearty meal. As Grico is keeping her up and guiding her, I'm using my flashing the lighting shoes to, as a distraction. Right, right, right this way. We'll get you fed. We'll, we'll, we'll. Mix them green. Oh, just, just one moment. I'll, I'll turn a dial on the side of the heel. Can you do yellow on one and green on the other? Are just the same. Oh no, I can do whichever color I want on either side. Check this out and I'll click it and it'll go through magenta, orange and then to yellow and all of the panels are still flickering in the same config, dancing configuration. See? What, what was your name? Oh, my name is Frost. Mr. Frost, do you have shoes like that in my size? I can certainly check, I, I'm, I'm not sure. I don't have money to pay for them, but I can clean really okay. I know what that feels like and we'll, we'll figure something out, I, I, I assure you. Uh, uh, uh, it's, excuse me, Frost, but, uh, I need to get in here. Yeah, come on. Oh, yes, okay, sorry. Yeah, we're going to the back. We're finishing the chickeness. I wouldn't try to get her to not look at the carnage behind us. She is... Roll a perception check. Oh my gosh, two rolls and... Oh my God. Okay. And I would say, yeah, I want you to roll it at advantage. I would say with how close you are to her, you can roll it at advantage. Natural 20, thank you. 25, 25, 25. You say this as you look down at her and you can see that she's not looking at the carnage all around her intentionally. And as you say these words, a look flashes across her face and you realize in this moment that she is not unfamiliar with this scene. Oh, wait. I am gonna kind of take a look and I'm gonna look back at Frost and give kind of like a knowing look or something. And I'll look down at the girl and I'll say, while I'm walking with, you know... Did you just... She reaches up to grab your hand. I'll grab it and I'll just walk with her. I'll say, did you have a little bit of a headache just before that? I always have a headache. Oh, you know, my best mate Frosty, he gets headaches too and he's okay. He's a very well-to-do gentleman. Maybe he might be able to help you out with that. I love the headache. It is a terrible feeling. I'm sorry that you're experiencing it. Headaches are the worst. I agree, they are the worst, yes. Do yours go away when you sleep, because mine don't. It depends. Not anymore. Not always. When I was very young, I remember having headaches. Mr. LaGruque, you have some nice medicine. We don't know if it's child's grade. You see that as you say medicine, she... It's not! Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You see that as you say medicine, she releases her hold on your hand a little bit and starts to move backwards, afraid. I don't want any medicine. Oh, you don't got that? I mean, it's only medicine that helps, right Frosty? Yeah, it helps, but we don't have to do any medicine right now. I don't want any, I'm not sick. We'll go, we'll go. There's some old remedies that I know that will help. We can put a... It doesn't hurt anymore, I promise. It's fine, it doesn't hurt anymore. Don't take me back to the hospital. You don't have to lie. We're gonna get you a cold compress, a nice dark room, we're nice and quiet. This will help soothe the pounding in your skull, I promise. It doesn't hurt anymore. It's very clear she's lying. Your passive perception would tell you that she is very clearly lying. I assure you that we're not going to give you any medicine. You don't have to lie. But it's gone. All right. Well, good, that's good. So why don't we celebrate with a nice chicken nugget or two? A chimkin nugget or two. What do you think, little girl? Okay. And I'll guide her, I'll be holding her hand and just kind of keep her distracted from what's gonna be happening behind us. And you do, you lead her not into the back room this time but just deeper into the Starlight Lounge. Is there any particular place that you would like to take her? Is there a access to the second or third floor of this place in the back area? Could we take her up to the living quarters area? Well, yeah, there are a handful of rooms upstairs that sometimes each of you has needed to crash at the lounge before. And that Barbie on occasion has had a wild night and you've taken her up to a room and let her crash. Sometimes your high paying patrons when they've had a really expensive night may need a special room to sleep off some of the effects of the alcohol and other things that they might have imbibed while at the lounge. And so you know that there are a handful of these. You think of one that you know to be incredibly comfortable. One that doesn't belong necessarily to anyone and I would say you're easily able to take her to this room. I would, with Grico, continue to guide her upwards. You know, I told you my name Frost. I may have missed yours. Did you say your name? No. Do you have a name? What is it? Mm-hmm. Can you tell us? Mm-hmm. Would you tell us now? Are you going to use it against me? Why would we do that? Certainly not, no. All of the big men use things against me. Well, you don't have to tell us your name. We can call you... You come here, lean down. Yes, what is it? Make them orange. Both will brighten up. Purple. Purple. Mila. Oh, Mila is your name. It's not the color. It's a very pretty name. Mila is a beautiful name. Thank you. We're not going to use that against you. Pink now. Okay, I stop. Here, here. So we got this, I'll go amongst like the wreckage of my AV stuff and I'll grab Hootie. I'm glad that you didn't, you let Hootie take his little nap, but now he's woken up and he's fixing the snuggle. And he loves sharing a plate of chimkin nuggets, eh? Especially before a nap. All right. I'm really tired, I think. If you would not think it rude of Mila, would you maybe let me eat this food and then, is there, is there a me-sized clothes to wear? And then I sleep for a while. We will find something for you and you're certainly welcomed to nap. It's early morning. You should be sleeping already. What I've done is, here, I've removed my shoes. You can play with these until we find something for you. Your feet are huge. Yeah, yes, yes, they are. I think I might be able to find you, I mean, unless you have anything against really cool band t-shirts, I think I might be able to find something. What bands do you have? Oh my gosh. Have you ever heard of Widow's Whale? No. Have you ever heard of Orphan Maker? Yes, but it's not band. What's the name of the bands? Oh, never heard of it, no. Oh, you know what, you're a pretty girl, you lock some glam metal, what about Hey, Hey, Yeah, Baby, Tonight? No. You'll lock that one, okay, let's get you a Hey, Hey, Yeah, Baby, Tonight shirt. Oh, pretty colors. I'm gonna go grab a clothes, given that I'm a goblin or a globlin. Yeah, you imagine, you imagine that one of your band t-shirts would be the equivalent of a large nightgown on her, it would be perfect. Okay, we'll get you something nice, okay, and so like, whatever apartment that we have, whether it be like appropriate for her. Yeah. I'd get her to, Yeah, I would say you go to the one that you normally, that Kremi normally runs out to Blarby when she needs to stay. Yeah, oh cool. I do set my shoes to the side if she wants to play with them, change the lights, do whatever. She's already pulled it into the bed. She's donned the big t-shirt, she's pulled it into the, she's now got hoodie, a shoe on either side and she's pulled it up and now she's holding her arms out, waiting for a plate of chicken nuggets. I either wait for the next, for Grico to get the nuggets or I get them myself. And then she'll just quickly eat. She doesn't seem interested in making too much conversation, but you notice under her breath, she's talking to hoodie. Okay, well, you need anything else? How'd she had feeling? It totally feels okay. No more problems at all, a complete pain gone, I'm fine, go to sleep and feel fine and worried. Do I believe her? No. Well, you know, you know, it's not good to be telling fibs, especially when things are hurting, not feeling so nice, okay? Yes, that's so true, so I would never do that. All right. Well, since your head is feeling fine, you know. But you know, if like my head were to start hurting again, what do you do to make it feel better? Like just in case it happened again, not that it is or will. Here's what I've always done. You see this room to the side here, that's a bathroom, you can use the toilet in there or you can use the sink. Here's a dry towel. Just run the tap until it's cold and soak the towel and then return to your room and sit down and just lay the folded towel over your eyes and sort of let it soothe you. But how will I be able to see if danger is coming if I put something over my eyes? There is no danger coming. There is no danger coming, certainly. All the bad men are gone, let me tell you that. They're not around anymore. And you know what, little girl, Mila, if that don't work, you know what, when my only little girl, when she was having a headache, you know, this always used to make her feel better and I'll reach into my pocket. I'm gonna pull out like a red and white peppermint and I'll say, She said the candy. Oh, it's a peppermint. This is supposed to be something I think they put in natural oils. Peppermint makes your head feel better. A little bit of mint. You just suck on that thing. With frosty, frosty remedy, it always made my little girl feel better when she had a little headache, eh? All the people that said they knew, science and doctors always told me it was crazy, but that's what my mom always gave me. It's what's on gave me little girl and it always made me feel better and always made her feel a little better. And like, I could eat this if I wanted to. It's yours, yes. Yeah, I mean, I would say make it last, save for it, but if you wanna crunch it, you know, once a who free, pull a Mr. Owl, you know, pull a, pull a, pull a, that's a who he always likes to do. He scoff those suckers down. Thank you so much for the candy. You're very welcome, Mila. Your daughter is very lucky to have a father like you. Well, thank you so much. I was very lucky to have a daughter like her. And if you do me one favor, to repay me for that mint, have sweet little dreams, okay, Mila? Everything's gonna be fine. And if my headache comes back tomorrow, I will be good and not lie about it, okay? See if that's not good. Don't tell nobody, but I'll got the big guns if you don't feel better tomorrow. More candy? It's free, get sodas. That's the last resort. I love bubble drink. I haven't had bubble drink in so long. Well, you can't have it now because you need to go to sleep, Tom, okay? But tomorrow we will bring out the big guns. You have more word. Tuck in. Exactly, Ronald. Here, tuck in. Good night, Mr. Frost. Good night, Mr. Grico. Good night. I will lean over and I'll click the shoes. Good night, Mr. Houtti. To like a very, very light blue aqua. Like, and instead of a pattern of shifting shapes on the edge of this, they'll just sort of glow bright and then like sooth down and then glow bright. It takes two of the little, the light undulations before you hear these gentle snores of this little girl. She passes in this. Good night, little, you know. And I'm gonna like grab Houtti and be like, oh, we're gonna have a nice sleep together. That's gonna be so great. Let's get it back. And I'm gonna do that and I'll say good night, little one. And close the door gently with Frost. As soon as the door is closed, I'll use my mind to even dim the lights a little bit very silently. Well then, Greg, this is a disturbing night. I don't know what we're gonna do, Frosty. We need to get back downstairs and find out what the rest of the crew is doing, but I, this is hitting a little close to home. I don't know about you. I don't, I mean, this is a little too, I mean, it's very similar, right? It's not just me. No, I, she's, we have to find her parents or someone who knows her. Otherwise, she's just been out on the street on her own. It's a miserable life. It is just, look her, she reminds me of how I was before. Well, we need to take care of those fogs a little bit. Got a bigger problem, but I mean, she can't go back to wherever she was. No, no, no, we can't allow that. I won't allow it. It's gonna be fun. There's one moment. I'm gonna walk over to a locker. I'm gonna click it open after putting in my own little lock key combo. 17 digit code. 17 digit code and I'll open it and there will be shelf after shelf of additional glowing shoes. And I'll pull out, I'll pull out another set. I'll give them both a pump and then I'll, I'll put that much in the box. All right, Grigo, let's go. Smash cup. In the meantime. Yeah, I guess. The three of you, I know that you have been. The last body by the ankles and basically dragged it to where the others are laid out, like leaving, I assume a trailer. Oh yeah. And I would look to. There is, from basically chest up, there is nothing physical left of this man. I make sure to bring it over, lay it down with the others. I look to both of my friends and I say, Mr. K, I'm sorry, this is bad. Yeah, we got problems bigger than Chimkin here. I mean, we got a whole bunch of fucking dead bodies. What the hell are we gonna do? Not to mention what that girl was doing before. My God, it's by the God, it's by the God. So, back, you keep doing what you're doing. Get both the fucking front door in the back, all right? I'm gonna reinforce the back, I'm ready, I'll take care of the front, Yeren. I'm gonna front door. What did I say, kid, what did I say, I knew something was coming, I could feel something was different, I made the deal of my life, not even a day later, I got five dead, more naive, goons, laying the fucking floor on the, the, the joint. We'll take care of it, man, we'll fix it, we'll fix it, We'll fix the fucking head, well, that's not ideal, yeah, or, in fact, maybe it's a little more ideal, I don't know, man, We'll figure it out though. We'll take care of it But we have to we have to do something with these fucking bodies. Well, we can't have any but I mean I'm gonna have a picture start walking around here I had a feeling finding these bodies and and somebody spilled something on my and these guys fucking came in loaded for war We're gonna shit man. We're gonna need some of the heavy-duty garbage bags the big ones That we got we have those right? We got a stock in the back. Yeah, always keep a keep a fresh box on open Go get them but first Look at this weaponry. It's also over And I will have like organized and laid it out, but I'll pick up one of the guns and I know some things about weaponry But I trust Gideon more with this kind of stuff and and I just I toss it to him I'd like to just kind of start inspecting it from like a technical perspective to look at it's like Yeah, well investigation or perception your choice this doesn't look normal Gideon Man was so screwed 25. I don't know if I've never seen anything like this You inspect the sleek chrome guns and the grenades that haven't exploded The craftsmanship and the quality of the parts are impeccable and the crackling blue plasma cores and each of them prove that this is tech far to Advance and expensive for the undercity even for a well-off crime organization like Mulnaia Then you consider their former owners The body is a five well connected and dangerous soldiers lay around you and you know if Mulnaia or anyone with loose lips discovers them all of your lives will be in grave danger Even more than they may have already been for harboring the strange child. Oh man These things are way beyond under city tech man. I mean this isn't this isn't stuff I'd normally expect to see more than I walk around you call it out in the in the scuff Grammy. What do you make of this man? I mean hell chrome Plasma interiors I don't see anything like this down here. Oh hell these goons get their hands on it They will connected. They got some kind of wealth and donor sponsor or something and I'm going to all think I can I'll reach into my coat and I'll put in a canister so with similar kind of bubbling liquid but not quite as bright and glowing and Press a button and gas will sort of Start to kind of coat the empty the floor of the club as mechanically. I'm gonna cast fresh vegetation You are Not wholly unprepared for a situation like this you run a nightclub There's a lot of drinking and with that comes a lot of liquid garbage and so you are you have the bags necessary to dispose of Viscera like this But this is a much bigger job than you're used to and it requires more from you when it like touches the blood The blood starts to boil and like almost phase away As the gas it's anything that would be staining the floor is ideally And what what it can't dissipate you watch as it coagulates and almost pulls it up out of the floor into something Almost gelatinous that'll be a lot easier for Torback once obtaining the bags to scoop up and dispose of Between the two of you you imagine that you'll be able to get everything All the bodies wrapped all of the viscera Contained in a way that you wouldn't anyone walking in here would never know that even a drop of blood had been spilled I will kneel down and You have the mic line up, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's organized I want to like go through their bodies and just see if I can find any kind of identifying information or See if I can find anything else beyond the tech that would Tip me off to anything suspicious I'm sorry, but I was basically I just want to kind of go through and I definitely would carry idea on them Because they're like mob tunes. I want to go through and just see if I can like Collect any IDs or anything just in case we need them for any kind of ruse or scam or anything or or or to kind of The trail If I just kind of take that and collect that so it's separate from yeah, I would say you can take time to do that you as you suspected you don't find anything that seems to be Identification of any kind you don't find any key cards You don't I'm you one thing that you do find on one of their pockets is a set of car keys realizing that very obviously they must have had a vehicle to arrive here something that you may need to employ someone to To break down chop up You've got a garage filled with parts, but if you're gonna pull off disposing of these you have to get rid of all of the evidence Oh, I got the car No We got it. We have to get rid of all this fellas Wow Please things are fucking piling up man. And what the hell we're gonna do I mean we got the bags, but we're just gonna stuff them body hole in the bags walk out looking like we're carrying a bunch of fucking mummies No, no, no don't I have an idea for the bodies We'll bag them up. We'll have to throw them in Greco's van, but I know where we can take them. Oh Thank the gods Thank the guys. I'm plowing you to make what would I do without you on my sky? We can probably Figure out what to do with the weapons. I I Don't really want to dispose of them the same way. I don't know enough about them and they concern me I don't think we should be called with them on us. I mean Presumably Monon I know they sent these fucking guys here They might be looking for them and the car is an entirely different scenario to Surely there's somewhere we can take it right well, I can't handle the bodies, but the car I can take care of I know a couple people At the very least you imagine you can keep the car in the garage overnight and deal with it in the morning Let me get a bag a mop a bucket We'll bag them and we'll take them out the back. There you go. I'm right behind the bar Thank you, and I'm just gonna quickly go get the things that I need Crummy did a great job cleaning up, but I'm gonna do some more I'm sure he'd continue to press the digit aid after the fact and basically these guys weren't very big I don't think I'd have much trouble holding up a bag and stuffing each one of these guys in a bag Tying it off and basically just like very unceremoniously and pretty grimly just collecting them This is clearly something that you have done before. Yeah, this is not new and you are able to do it with an efficiency That is almost surprising. I'm not but I'm sure everything would be if the people around you didn't know you so And I just take the time to basically bag these bodies and mop up while you guys are thinking about the guns in the car Okay, the keys Take care of that kid with you. Yeah Well, dude, I'll go see if I can ping it right now moving in the garage come right back It is around this time as you're leaving to go deal with the car that Frost and Griggo are able to make their way back down to The main room of the Starlight lounge. Oh just the man. I was looking for men man's with the plans I'm sure we have a plan bar now, right? Did somebody mop? I Mean you should probably be mop. No one's gonna be able to do it good enough for you from staying It is a very good job, but I might I'll have to do it a second time no matter Whoever did it it's very good. It's very good. That's the moment Just look to Grig and I'd say yeah You're probably not gonna like this, but we're gonna need your fan My fan I just point to the trash bags When I put them in my car I wouldn't be able to be able to fit Yeah Okay Okay, it'll be quick. I promise tour bags got a place we can dump them. We can get rid of them That's about as far as we've gotten so far when you say get rid of you mean that they're gonna be gone, right? This is gonna be my question. Yes, so Deeper deeper down in the district where the sewers are I'm pretty familiar with the area. There's a lot of nasty runoff chemicals Bad stuff that all gets mixed up down there But it'll dissolve anything organic pretty quickly Stuff that falls down there does not come back out We're gonna go to the drain That's right. I mean I I know that's like where you're from lad, but I mean like that's That's really We're gonna need all of us. I don't like it any more than you do, but it's our only option I mean have you ever seen a map of the under city where they overlay missing persons with the Locations of the drain and they're all scattered around the actual drain entrances for us that you're so funny, man theories Okay, well shoes I'll go I'll go out back and get sherry ready She hang on I mean what the hell we're gonna do about the kid man We can't just all pop out of here in the fucking van to drop off dead bodies with a freaking kid upstairs And she blew that guy's head up my crazier. She fucking blew that guy's head up. No, she that was some frosty ass shit That was some frosty ass shit You can't tell you it's very clear that she suffers from some similar potentiality like myself I It She must have An innate psionic power Well, I she clearly can't control it and she doesn't have any memory of using it She she woke up to the the gore and and and and she put that memory away Well, so I mean can't fucking leave her here then no I quite agree If I go into the drain on father's need to go there. We'll be lucky far as enough I think happens when people start showing up for work and she wakes up and she goes crazy She kills out the fucking staff And we can't give her fucking crummy medicine. I don't think she's gonna hurt the staff What did she get surprised? We gotta close the club Until further notice. All right We got something making some posters or something make it seem like with close renovations Let's say I don't know two weeks Give us time if we can open up earlier. That's fine But we we got a fucking lay low until the heat's gone. We got past this place up to me I mean to our big for you that got through three tables and she blew up after dance floor crummy in addition to paying for all this damage and I don't know if you found any cash on these bodies, but in addition to these costs the cost of not bringing in any money for the next two weeks We're not gonna be able to do renovations. We're not gonna be able to pay our staffs. We're not gonna be able to throw a Unbelievable event we're gonna have to We have to solve one problem in a time. I agree, but Things are dire crummy So what are you saying? I mean people are looking for we would take her back wherever she's from no No, I know that's not an option. I mean, it's not an option We just keep her here for weeks and then what she This is the fucking starlight man. It's a nightclub. She just can't just sit upstairs. She attempted to Hide the truth, but when she was being necrico and I became clear that she is very used to living on the streets That's just been recently on the streets and she's been She was adverse to taking medicine she was she was adverse to The men in this room she's she's running from someone she's running from something the mission was a man She went from the hospital to the bad men If we keep her here, they're ever gonna go away Okay, give him back to wherever she went Well, we can I mean I do I mean I could probably bring out some posters right away I was I was I did finish up a first draft we can so I could add closer innovations one not only Zaydemax in hologram With a lot of shadow and metal sheen Yes at three pixel stroke That's just the right number first things first Get more night off our tails. Yeah, there's no starlight if we're all dead We'll worry about what we have to do to close things up, but I'm with them We're not turning the girl over to anyone Well listen, I think she can't stay here and I'm fine fine. We can't give her back to wherever she's going But I'm the door back. I mean that maybe that's a tomorrow problem. We still can't fucking all of us leave And dump bodies and leave her here me. What if they come back man? Reinforce the doors with a start knocking down walls if they think she's in here, they're gonna get her wait a second yourself wait a second Doesn't blobby do babysitting part time No, yes, give her a call See if she'll do me a favor shit. I mean baby Promise a time and a half How about time and a half and a half Even half and a half Yes promise her 1.87 Is she answering hey you've reached blobby I'm sleeping Oh my gosh, I was hoping you would think it was my voice message Hey, what are you doing right now? I was I was sleeping until he the bring bring bring hey listen We're well sorry about that. You know, I hate to wake you. Yeah, what you need is it? This isn't a booty call is it? Oh We're in a tight spot over here at the starlight We're hoping to bring you in I know I know short late notice We need some help. We got something going on tonight or something getting ready for a party We got some we got some going on that. Yeah. Yeah party medicines emergency, but she is an emergency We got to tell you in person is not over not over the line kind of thing. Listen. Yes, sure I mean, there's authorized time and a half all right and you know Tell him double Just double She was double Depends on how you define half and a half if you mean time and a half tell him I'll take time in a half I'll be there in five. No What blurry he says he'll do time and a half So double you you shaking on in here Yeah, you get time and a half. All right, I'll see you soon. All right. Thanks, Blarby That was Jesus and this one person that we can trust Bobby. Oh, she's on her way, man I mean that I mean that could work. I mean, she's the only one outside of the leadership team I think that would just with the child must as a child love this of this caliber the very least if she's here and something Goes down. I mean she can call us. Yeah, we can figure out something from there So, yes, you to call you the dancers cost a little girl would be doing glimmer in the bathroom within the week Just one more. You got me a big problem. It's diamond a half and a half two or is it 1.75? It's very unclear. Like I said depends on how you define half of a half I mean if we use a half and a half and that's two hands, which is a whole so I think that is double Okay, that's how I tend to do it anyway. All right. We have a solution We trust Blarby will make sure that nobody gets in around we are good You need a break you need a break for very clearly. She's coming stuff. She's seen some stuff Well, what is it? Oh, what you know about what you know about Blarby is that she She does like to talk to your friends, but she has never broken your trust or your confidence And what you know about her is that she doesn't ask questions. She has come in here for some strange things and She for whatever reason the friendship that you have acquired with her though. She is a though. She is an employee She trusts you and even if even when there are things that seem a little bit off and a little bit strange She trusts that you're gonna take care of it and it's not gonna be her problem. She's gonna do her job She's gonna get paid and she's gonna go home and she seems to like you well enough So you you imagine you have she's generally true to her word. She's probably just down the street at her the cute little apartment that she has over one of the little restaurants and So it probably won't take her too long to get down here But that means that you don't have much time to figure out the final piece of The precarious situation that you found yourselves in though you now have a way to keep the child safe While you are busy Disposing of the bodies there is still the issue of the weapons and what you are supposed to do about them and Gideon it's as you're thinking about how Barbies or Barbie is coming Barbie is coming to solve the problem of babysitting the child that you are looking down at these weapons and you Think for a second of someone that you know someone who Deals in tech and though looking at this yourself you are You're capable of taking a car apart putting a car back together You can do a lot of the maintenance around this place, but Tech this advanced is a bit above your pay grade, but you believe that you know someone that at the very least Would buy this stuff Hopefully for a good price Though he may not be able to give you the answers that you seek he'd at least be able to buy it and Though you can't guarantee it the way you can with Barbie you imagine that for the right With the right deal It would never get back to anyone where those weapons came from Toward back can you bag up the weapons to I think I know we can do with them sure And I'll just grab extra bags that we have a whole roll of them and Bag them up and make sure to keep them very much separate from the body bags But I would assume they also were just a little different from the outside. Yeah easy to tell I bag them up Okay I'm gonna go around back get share you ready if you could what that makes sure you walk down there the outside of the bags No, I'm not frosty trek your work. No offense door back. I know you're gonna there's none taken He's just extra clean it share Good of the front door all good. You're very familiar with this knock Go hey, Blarie come on Hey, Gideon. Huh? She's got her hair and curlers. She's got she's got a She's got a one of those silk teddies on with like the the little feathers Flambago feathers all around the real flambago But no, they're they're they're fake ones they're fake ones fake flambago feathers And she is Kind of shivering a little bit. That's a lot colder outside than expected I should have won my my heaviest slippers and you look down and she's wearing these just big fluffy pink slippers Well, frozen got a bunch of blankets going around we can get you on wrap you up Listen, here's the situation She walks inside and she looks around she goes, yeah, I'm not gonna ask so what is it that you need me for so Frosty you missed a spot there with the mop I did So there's a there's a little girl upstairs We're how little are we talking? Well, she's she's a kid. She's she's little she's a little looking after you know I'm not gonna ask questions. Yeah, she's in your room already She just needs some words. I think I think she's knocked out. We gave her some chimkin. No kids No, hold on a second. Let me I'm not gonna ask Some questions, but I'm gonna ask one question. You called me over here at dawn To pay me double To babysit a little girl who's sleeping and not ask questions. Yeah. Oh, I love this job sure And and if she does wake up while we're gone Just tell her that Grico and the rest of the lads are gonna be back very soon and just introduce yourself often You'll get along famously Yeah, all right now. I'm good with kids. She's up in your room already So we just we took her in the gas took her in up there. Oh, that's so cute Do you come into your own vehicle? Oh, no, I walked If there was any sign of trouble I would ask you to take her and and and get her out of here as quickly as possible I don't think that's gonna happen, but it is Critical that she remains safe and feel safe. Yeah, so I Is she like you know what not gonna ask questions we got a you know, I got this place ready for motion When kind of alert goes off you can give us a call, but we all I got the emergency exit on the window so worst-case scenario we slip out I got a couple of places I can take her you know how to reach me in worst-case scenario Thanks for your help kids gonna see up nice and tatin here I am gonna have a couple of free beverages and something out of the fridge to though drink whatever on you Yeah, and I'll take out my my my billfold. He has a 200 notes to not order delivery I think we got some frozen burritos in the fridge if you get hungry Okay, thank you. You're a life-saving blobby. I want to go get sherry ready and she she Bounces her way out of the room Mumbling to herself as she counts the notes. This job is fantastic And then she just prances on up to her room her The apartment she sometimes really is a barbie girl in a new zoid world, you know Grab those bags. I'll get the rest. Yeah, all right. Let's hit on that Wait for Greg to pull up and then I'll get their car taken to the garage and then We make well I'll lock the place up and then we make do from there I start dragging the body bags at least into the back to be ready to go in the alley when sherry pulls up So ceiling up the door getting their car. Yeah body bags out back Weapon bags if I need to but getting the van you're taking blarby up. I would like to All right fellas, I'm just take care of some business quick and I'll be right back I'd like to go to my office very very briefly. Okay, everyone's sort of getting ready You are easy easily able to go to your office while Greco goes to get his car Frost even though she doesn't need it frost still a score Grab you grab some blankets for both for Milla Gideon goes out to handle the goons car Torbac finishes Getting everything together and making it look as inconspicuous as possible Well, you have a free moment to head to to your office I'll walk into the office. I'll sit down and the rainbow tropical fish on the pure black background I'll hit the space bar twice and they'll blink out as I go into the security camera footage That I keep stored And as I've done in the past whenever we've had issues that I don't want any record of I want to go Find all the different camera angles that picked up anything of any of this and I would like to Delete them before I do I'm gonna find the camera shot that has This is our Brax head explode and I'm gonna like rewind it and play it a free by frame The wind that that is so violent slow down you hear the girl scream squad over and over and over again And seeing what she does and thinking back I'll hit delete and delete all the files I'll open the drawer and I'll pull out a bottle of red and white pills And I'll put it in my coat and I'll lock up You Do that and you know if this weren't your club if you haven't if you hadn't done this So many times before you would have to roll a computer check for this But you don't need to do that because this is your system and you know how you know how to manage it better than anyone else and as as you scrub through the last of the files and delete the final one you Take those pills and you look around Your office of the Starlight Lounge and you know Everything has changed What had been a day of hope for the future? Yes a little bit of debt for the Starlight Lounge But hope for the future with this Zeta max concert Is now muddied with what you what you're dealing with now But you couldn't have anyone better at your side than the crew of the Starlight Lounge and all of them are working Effortlessly and seamlessly to do the things that they need to get do to get this done as you lock up your office And you walk through the quiet halls of your lounge You have this moment of reflection before you're able to meet up with with Torback and eventually Frost and eventually Gideon down Close to the front door ready to head out onto the streets to meet up with To meet up with Grico. Is there anything else you'd like to do before you you choose before you choose to leave? No You have all finished the tasks that you had set out for each other the things that you needed to prepare to do Before heading out to dispose the bodies in the drain Grico you go to get your van as the rest of you make your way out to the front of The Starlight Lounge you close the door behind you and Make sure to lock it the only people inside are the mysterious little girl and Barbie Hopefully both of them fast asleep as you wait For as you wait for for Grico You Stepping out on the streets you Immediately realize that you are far too exposed here as you make your way around the side of the Starlight Lounge and begin to Make the slow walk towards the back of the club The dimly lit alleyway lined with dumpsters and broke is lined with dumpsters and broken bottles From the nearby garage you hear the sputtering of an old engine and the blaring rock music as an old van rolls into view It is painted black with a bright and colorful mural of a techno mummy rising from its digital Circophagus as robotic vultures swoop down from overhead Grico sits in the driver's seat and parks and parks out front before turning off the stereo Hopping out of the driver's seat and rushing to open the back Hey Lines Alright Sherry's going there's no noise order in snorkeling she and the green light this change no we're supposed to be doing right now We're going Can't take Sherry on a lawful death mission where she may not return with color of the trains I had to give her at least one last Rousy hey, what's that music turn it up? Oh And so I'll I open it and I'll say okay be careful you clean it up. You can make sure there's no Everything's fine. We're fine. We're fine as I'm hoisting these you lay down a tarp first But then yeah for sure bags and you know what you're doing You've done this before as I load these bodies into the trunk with Gideon's help provided he wants to help I would be just basically addressing the gang and say So the good news is since we're going down to the drain chances are good. We won't run into any other people The bad news is that some pretty nasty things live down in the drain So we're gonna have to be prepared and I'm just Unceremoniously throwing these corpses just into the back of it and they allow to get the back of the thing So just make sure you keep your heads on the swivel and don't let down your guard Well, I mean I've heard the urban legends I understand like they see this stuff down there, right? But like you seem like tweak is a drug addicts are gonna jump out and try to shank us while we're driving in the van No, mr. K's are not legends. They're horrific monsters All that runoff all those chemicals It's not good for whatever can survive down. Yeah. No, I had lads. They saw terrible mutants That was like the saws of a building up top. I heard total stories And when I was very young there was a number of urban legends as well about not approaching the it didn't matter how hungry you were or war war war What danger you were running from you didn't go down there or you were sure not to come back Just know we're going down to the drain because our problems will go away forever All right, we just gotta get down there drop the car go and get out quit You know keep an eye out great. Oh don't hit any giant horrific mutant monsters Simple as that Okay. All right. I know I know how to handle old sharing Are we sure that these chemicals aren't gonna fuse the body into some sort of nightmare Mollana? Goonking With this sometimes All right No problemo All right The bags are loaded up. Okay. Fine. We'll roll up the windows. Okay. Let me just Okay, fun. This okay. I wrote around to like a little box in my in the in my van I'll take the cassette tape and I'm gonna put it in we have to have a little music come on We can have a little music Don't roll down the window Up to you mr. K happy to do it Yeah, I'll point the way and I'll sit next thing to Greg. What should I sit down? The rest of the seats look like It's it's it's three rows like bench seating. Yeah Yeah, you guys probably we wouldn't had to put the the row down so basically there'd only be actually three So one of you is gonna have to write Yeah All awkward fold-down seat all the way close to the door It's just it's just the the waist strap. It's not over the shoulder. It's fine All right, kid. I bugle up for safety you got it once we're all seated and I'm seated next to you Kind of just acting as a navigator. You'll notice that before I fully sit down I reach behind and all my belly unlatched my hand cannon and just set it in my lap as we Go to the train we motherfucking dog at least be one of them one wall last at all lads I and I'm gonna kick it in a gear and I'll just start all someone just tell me where to go Give me directions to a bit You weave through the streets of the green light district piled into Grico's van alongside the five corpses of the mulnaia goons They have already begun to wreak and the trip becomes even more unpleasant as you go through the rougher areas of the district You descend even lower as waste management plants flank the roads and pungent gas belches out in noxious fumes Torbac guides the way until you arrive at a huge circular drainage pipe with a ladder descending into its depths as If welcoming you there is a huge graffiti mural spray painted on the riveted metal walls of this place Showcasing an artistic depiction of a bomb and an explosion of highly saturated colors Showcasing the text blow it up This is your last opportunity to park the van Do we get the sense of that? That spray paint looks like come tech revolutionary stuff. Oh I I would say you don't even need to roll for it. You see so much of the propaganda around I would say it's it's it's you don't have guarantee, but it's pretty likely. It's pretty likely All right, we got to find a place to pull the van over It's on foot from here on out. Oh, you think sure it's gonna be all right. Oh I just got the robot vultures touched up We're go I might be able to take care of this man. All right, we pull apart I'll leave I'll leave the big hole Okay Okay Thank you. Get in I hate to leave sherry You know what it comes in that range It'll be a nasty There would be I also would have played on our way there the first song a legally distinct rendition of Bon Jovi's runaway Given how thematically appropriate of us. Yeah And so I'm gonna go it's like, you know given I'm assuming this is like fucking like Midgar level of Industrial waste like so I'm gonna try to pull behind some sort of pipes or some sort of thing that's out of sight Despite how Gary should I Make a group Performance check to see how well you do Disguising Oh, I'm the wrong kind of grams of this 16 but you can go first I thought that was funny. Thank you with a plus 11. I got a 16 Three 16s I got a six So I'm basically it's not even helping. I'm just like watching them you you don't want to get any of this grime on your suit Or on your shoes And what do you got a 20 20 16 16 17 and then Krami is not healthy It is it is not difficult especially with Torbac's help Torbac has been down here before you're able to find Things that can camouflage the van but more than anything. There's so many there's so many knocked over garbage cans covered in Garish neon graffiti that you're able to pile them around and the The paint on the side of your van almost blends in you don't even know that it's there by the time that you're done You feel very confident walking away feeling that anyone should anyone come down to this place though It is unlikely if anyone did it is highly unlikely that they would notice your vehicle at least at first It would take a bit of intentional intentional searching. So you you feel pretty good about leaving it where it is as I promised of Rico all I'll take out the that Small metallic hog looking thing and I'll drop it in the ground and near where we've left it once more the large turret Gun. Oh my god. Well rubbed in space and just And as it does all just right to the side of my head this this metallic piece will Come out and then extend in front of me as I'll look through the Bulls and just All right, I got a lot of side on it Are you are you obscuring your your heart? Also, you're able to find a knocked over garbage pale one of the ones that has like the wide Opening and you're able to put it over it in a way that perfectly the the turrets gun is able to move along with it And it's very well hidden the only thing giving it away is the sound of the movement But even that is almost obscured by the strange noises that are already billowing up from this entrance down into Mechanically just so you know I can see through the eyes of my turret perfect And it has a century gun feature When a creature doesn't have the invisible condition and approaches within 60 feet of the turret It effectively it alerts me and then I could like choose to see through it and see what's coming All right I will let you know if anything if anything comes within 60 feet of it All right taking a quick moment to wipe down the interior of the van just in case and any of the cleaning Supplies that I don't keep in store in one of the side compartments. I will You know the towels or rags or whatever. I will stuff into one of the final garbage bags and Hold on. I have to do my guitar on my back. This shouldn't be too bad Everybody grab a bag. I'll grab two We just have to get deep enough to find the pools toss everything in and get out Will you be able to get my tow back always? They didn't have any a globlins with them Poggles or anything about my saws. I got you. Are you are you leaving the bag of weapons in the van? I am definitely not taking the bag of weapons. That is not my character. We leave the bag weapons in the van I'm only concerned about the potty's Organic materials cover it with a poster one of Greg as many rock rock posters to make sure that it looks you know Like something someone wouldn't want I Yeah, you cover it with the iron motley in I'll try to grab as many bags as I can in one hand Sling it over my shoulder to leave one hand open for the hand can And just make sure that we all have all to get one bag to the best of our ability and and if everybody's ready Attempts to lead us deeper into the drain. I follow. Yeah. All right. I call the headless guy It's like probably like he's also losing like this is all Just gone over you don't have to carry that come on. I mean it's for all it's gonna get one too. I've got one I've got one. Oh, no, that's just air escaping from the bull Dear God, they don't tell you how they should All right, we're big lead the way and I try proceed to if I may all right with the decaying bodies wrapped up and tied to your backs You make your way down the ladder into the stinking sewer system of the undercity This is my life you make your descent the strange sounds you hear even worse than the stench the occasional howls growls and screams are Unsettling but there is no way to tell if the source is just ahead or miles away as the sounds reverberate through the pipes With Torbek is your guide you continue to descend deeper and deeper and deeper Making your way through pipes and passageways until you arrive at a chamber radiating in a neon green haze The space is filled with the sounds of hissing and popping from a huge pool of acidic waste from the toxic runoff that shimmers with an iridescent slick Who knows just how many factories plants and labs are contributing to the vile mixture below you There was a low bubbling from the chemical reactions almost eager for the bodies you have in tow All right, this is it toss a man try not to get any on you You toss the first body in and at first it just sits on top of the sludge and undulates before it pops and bubbles and almost it almost looks like Tendrils of fingers reach up and begin to pull it down and as this as it opens up and accepts this body it Almost looks like a maw consuming you you know You never do quite get used to the smell and I throw the three bags. I don't know about this place man It's a very long time ago Gideon, but I Spent a lot of time down here before I found the rest of you or I should say mr. K found me And I know it was this bad And you sure the people don't come down here and that they're gone not many People who wander down here generally don't wander back out if you're down here you're down here for a purpose I Will What does it look like when the bodies hit do they sink or no no it was what I described where it's a it's Think about when you when you mix what is it cornstarch and water? How it's it's like liquidy when you put something on top of it It's solid for a minute, but it starts to undulate and as it slowly begins to accept it You hear this this popping and you see these bubbles below up and then it slowly begins to consume as it sinks down into it I Hate that how visceral that is I love that. Thank you. You're welcome. I Would basically stand I would help As the as the third body is tossed on it begins to sink down into it one of the bubbles pops and It's a sound almost as if the liquid is belching and you can smell a pocket of decay billow up around you I'm I'm I'm Pretty still like through all of this and I'm watching this happen But I'm paying a particular extra attention to these bags of you throw in just making sure that they sink that they are enveloped consumed and That nothing's going to float back up to the surface or anything like that You're familiar with this and you know that once this once this ooze once this liquid Actually accepts the body. There's nothing that's bringing it back up. It is nearly atomized in Within this goop there. There's nothing left to resurface any bags left is that all of them? Oh Gosh, I will have thrown in my bag as well. I've never done this before I heard about people doing stuff like this, but oh my gosh Well, it's not pleasant, but no one's ever gonna find these bodies. All right, what you said we should get in and get out Yep, I'll lead you right back out. Doleback time to go how close are we to those is there any within like arms reach? You It's like down so it's it's like a circular opening and your tossing body is down into it You you could yeah, so you could like get down like chest to ground and reach down. It's probably about Two feet down. I mean you could touch it if that's what you want to do No Oh Yeah, you imagine I won't make you roll for it you imagine that was the correct choice Um, I I see mr. K just kind of looking at it and waiting for a moment I give him his time and then I looked everyone and say, uh, all right time to go Let's get the fuck out of here And I would attempt to just lead us back the direction that we came from With the decaying bodies wrapped up and tied to your backs you make your way down Oh, sorry rereading when I already read with your grizzly task complete You're preparing to leave when you feel the metal beneath your feet start to rumble and a horrid bellow Reverberates from a nearby drainage pipe moments later an enormous mutant beast slops its way out a Grotesque mixture of turtle sewer rat and cockroach It eyes you hungrily as it shuffles toward you Toxic sludge sloughing off its putrid shell and wriggling with intent You realize now that it is blocking your only exit with a huge pool of dissolving acid behind you You have no choice but to fight or die. I need everyone to roll for initiative Turtles Like do we get assisted it was coming towards us like before this kind of popped off without a fair say yeah Okay, can I say that I may have done one thing before it all happened or Let me know what you want to do and I'll let you know can I also say that I have all of the mobs guns on me What was that my Oh Karkoosh is trying to get us into an MLM I just like to place my turret like before it like as it's like Isn't your turrets upstairs right? To all you two of them Wow Is it a reaction or bonus action? It's an action to place it there's an action to place it I don't need to roll for initiative So no, you know, no pressure. I'm just saying like if we if we would have heard it coming and it was you know This is like reasonable to say Uh, zero stress if not roll initiative. Tell me what your initiative is It's a what five. Oh, I'm gonna say with your initiative. You were bamboozled. I also got a higher. I would like to go first Yeah, that's really fun. I was actually rolling really well, uh, and everyone's still wearing their hyper tech schematics. Correct. Oh, yeah Did I get a hyper tech? Oh, it was the only one that didn't get one unfortunately. Can you remind me? Can you remind me? Yes? I can remind you Oh You have the Focus amplifier. I have the pressure. You're wearing the pressure band a creature wearing this item has advantage on saving throws made to maintain concentration and against counterspell It's probably gonna count for you. But if you have to yeah, I don't know that I don't know that Don't pretend to know the giant Um, you have plus one ac you have plus one bonus to attack rolls. Yep, and damage are just attack rolls Okay And I have something as well that is yet revealed Oh Does that last for until you take it away or is it until like a long rest it lasts until I do the I mean technically I make the schematics every day But like once I make them they're there until I make them again But I make new ones every like after a long rest I make new ones. Okay, but I just you know like unless something changes I'd always make those schematics Okay, and I'll have one for quick go next time. I'm ready. The creature is up. I believe the creature is up. I'm just Setting my dice aside that I'm going to need Because that's meaningfully important to me. Yeah, that's good You as as you attempt to leave this place you watch as this as this creature this this hybrid creature of Turtle rat and cockroach. It's hard to tell where one creature ends and another begins begins to Begins to move towards you as it As it oozes out of this out of this pipe that exits It exits the exit and begins to Slurm towards you It's going to it's going to pivot its body as it makes its way as it fits itself into this hallway It's going to pivot its body until all of its myriad of heads are looking towards you And it opens all of its mouths and begins to let out a spray And it is going to Yeah, it's going to do that. I need you all to make a dexterity saving throw please am I caught in the past I was able to get out of the way. It's a 30 foot cone 10 feet of me So it's just gonna be in your hand. Mr. K you get an additional plus five in terms of aura He's he's halfway then he's good too. Uh, you get an additional plus five you're saving throws while you while I don't have the incapacity This is my zone of safety What was it deck safe? Yes dexterity saving throw Oh, no 15 plus five. He said yeah, you get plus five from me. Oh my god 27 20 with 23 Actually, crazy. I only got a 14. Come on big dog Um the 14 fail The others pass when it happens Okay, yeah, I'll fail it's fine He helped us though. Yeah Um, it's 14 points. I rolled pretty low. It's 14 points of acid damage And uh half seven Cool. All right 14 is not bad So that's Back to 38 You are sprayed with this disgusting acidic ooze Um that uh almost as if this this creature has just vomited its innards up over you It sizzles and pops on your body Um as it as it bites into your flesh and your clothing. Uh, it is quite painful Um, but it does it does it almost does less than you expected But you you notice as it dots the ground around you that it's um It's almost undulating and royaling Um I'm gonna say All right, lunch the rumors were true They're all mutants down here and this one doesn't look like a hero in a half shell or a full shell or a quarter shell So we gotta kill this thing get out of here as I'm going to uh pull sling my guitar around And once again what we were listening into the car I'm gonna play a legally distinct version of bon Jovi's runaway On the guitar as I flick my hair back and the kind of pinkish red hair will suddenly shift to a Near platinum hair metal blonde almost with feathered platinum blonde as I am going to use as a bonus action my um emotional spectrum um Global in feature as I'm going to do yellow and so uh, I am shining. I'm filling this space with bright With with light and everyone within my light, um, which is within 10 feet emanation of me So i'm gonna try to stay Right here Uh, I is going to um enjoy Uh, hold on Oh the first time that you miss a creature with your attack roll you could add 1d4 Perhaps turning the miss into a success nice. Um, and then I am going to um Uh, then just be so dazzling Flick my hair back as I'm as I'm doing this ripping guitar ref as I whip my hair and a bedazzling Cone of light is going to uh from my hair metal hair Towards this monster as I from my head my hair. I am uh casting the color spray canstrip as part of the dazzle feature as a Okay, uh, and so it needs to make a Constitution saving throw DC is oh my god Oh my god, what's my dc? Where is it? Oh 16? It's the 16 12 plus four it succeeds. It succeeds So that is my turn Yeah You let out this spray of light and this creature reels back It's able to hide its mirrored of eyes Uh from the light and doesn't uh doesn't succumb to the magics that you are spilling out into This this darkened pipe But it seems to anger it as it's going to use one of its legendary actions And you see as this thing begins to burrow deep into the earth and it is going to move under you And it is going to uh, it's going it can move up to 20 feet And it's going to try and pop out on the exact opposite side of you in frost direction But just right behind you guys. So basically right there right here. Yes. Yeah, that's See, um If it surfaces during this move which it has done it can violently burst out of the ground Each creature in a 20 foot emanation originating from from it must succeed on a fit on a strength saving throw better at that That's all strength. Uh-oh. So again, everybody but frost gets an additional plus five I'm so glad I moved away Another natural fucking 20 that gives me 30. I got a 30 on my saves that that that that fails Okay, 19. Okay 12 Anyone who got a 14 or below? Fails I got it and you are knocked prone. Oh, I'm not prone Do we take any damage? No, you're just knocked prone. Uh-oh. I accept No, we're a meal We're a meal And that is that is torbic's turn Okay, um Gregor one. Yeah, Gregor one. No, I said Gregor certainly is yeah. Oh Got you by the dot and yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, um Real quick question on the weapon masteries the weapon mastery has a saving throw uses my DC which is 16. I believe yes, I believe so. I just wanted to check just wanted to make sure I think that's the case. Oh, no Firmware update tool is happening again. We'll see we'll see what happens Firmware I just wanted to let you know there's a chance that my computer is coming out. I technically In melee range of this one. Yeah, that changes what I want to do which kind of sucks Um I think it's pretty cool. Yeah, I have to kind of step away though. Um Um I'm gonna I'm gonna step away because I think the for for flavor. I think this is badass So it can take a reaction if you like once take an opportunity attack against me in bed Um Yeah, I think I think it will attempt to make an opportunity attack. Sure. All right, because I want to mix it up I want to I want to do some different So just punching this leg I is going to attempt to make a claw attack against you with a 17 to hit that meets it man. You got me. You got me I rolled two twos so it's going to be four plus nine slashing damage. Are you huge or smaller? I'm definitely smaller. I'm large grapples you Well, fuck This is really going sideways. The target is huge or smaller creature. It has the grappled condition from one of four claws Oh my god, I can't grapple something if I'm grapple. Can I I mean that changes everything mixed in a grapple I think you're both grappled. Thank you grapple each other How do you like them grab? Okay, uh, that changes literally my entire turn. Um, okay. Okay. I have a choice. I bonus action rage of the streets Uh, I use my last cosmic conduit to fill myself Uh With fury Nice And I will oh, oh shit. I'm my disadvantage on my melee attacks. No, I just can't attack Everything as long as you attack him, you're not gonna be your opponent. Fuck it. I'm gonna I'm just gonna attack him. See what happens Uh 24 to hit Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, it will have to make a dc 16 strength savings So to see if I grapple it because I have the ability to punch and grab I got a natural one So it's going to use a legendary resistance And six You also have the push master with your unarmed strengths You could knock it back. Yeah, I wanted to see if if that worked first It did not because great. Yeah, because uh, my my next two attacks would get an advantage if I was grappling it But I'm not so but even still if I push it, that's gonna fucking take me with him, isn't it? I'm not gonna do that yet. I'm not gonna do that yet. I get two more attacks. So, uh, the first one will deal 18 plus five Uh, that's gonna be 10 points of bludgeoning damage as I punch this thing once You punch into it and you watch as bits and pieces of one of the cockroach or the the cockroach portion of it Breaks away some of the exoskeleton. The next one's a 28 to hit Which will be another nine points of bludgeoning damage The last one Will be another 24 to hit and on this one. I'll attempt to use the push property After ideal 15 points. Sorry. I'm a liar 12 points of uh bludgeoning damage Um, so I am just it's it's grabbed it's grabbed me and I am just with my freehand. I'm holding its claw that's grappling me Just trying to bludgeon this thing. Oh, hell. Yeah, the best of my abilities You it is it is holding on to you because everybody's got friends like a grab on the mouth It's it's holding on to you. Um with uh with one of its with one of its appendages. Oh, no, I just Slamming into it and you're watching as bits and pieces of this thing are breaking away and plastering The sides of the wall occasionally flying off and landing in the acidic uh ooze In the center of this room as it bubbles and pops and eats the pieces and it looks like it's completely unbothered I absolutely cannot push it away because it has to be large or smaller and this thing's enormous It's pretty enormous. Um, so it's it's grappled me. 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Well, actually no, it's not because It's already grappling you yeah, no, no you grappled torn back Oh, you're right. Yes, so it's gonna use his clock claw attack against you and its advantage. It's advantage That's what I wanted to natural 20 and a natural I thought it was a natural one was a natural 15 so it's natural 20 puny glow Uh-oh That's a big uh-oh. Yeah, I uh, I hope you use a lot of hit dice. I use all my hit dice, but I am an icon. Fuck. Well, now you see what it is It's a 20 points of slashing damage and it reaches out Um with one of its claws and pulls you close to it. You feel it's um, it's undulating body It is a occasionally mixtures of warm and cold flesh pressed up against you as it holds you to it's tightly The mutants are real the mutants are real Jumping A lot of freaking damage. Oh boy Oh boy, that's its legendary action Kremig you're up. Oh my god. What do I even do here? um Are you you're not grappling in are you? No, I am not no I use the legendary resistance. It did it succeeded That's right. Ha I don't even know if you can grapple if it's huge. I might not be able to actually that's a really good point Um, what are the odds? I probably can't oh a little note from dan if you push it out of reach if you knock it out of reach If the grapple breaks like you can't push it. No, you can't you can't yes It's good enough able to force it force it out of it the grapple breaks But if it moves while you're grappled it takes you with them. Oh for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I believe so Has he used his reaction yet? No. Yes. Yes. He took off. Oh, he did. He took an opportunity attack. Yes. Yes. He did His reaction is he got the opportunity to attack me. Yeah, so I've burned a lot of its resources. Yeah, I'm believing that's huge I'm believing a lot. Are you looking bad? No. No, I wasn't bad. Okay. No You know about as bad as torbic and look he's you know a little roughed up What are the odds that this guy's immune to point the poison Highly pretty highly highly to me think I thought about this acid not poison. That's true. They are different true. They are different um It's a mutant but it still has biology presumably Uh I'm gonna say Oh my god, stormy you weren't fucking around Breathe breathe breathe keep fucking punching and I'm gonna use uh if you would like to use your reaction Oh, shit. I am going to use toxic delegation um And take the attack action and I'm gonna forgo my attack and choose you You take a reaction to make one attack with a weapon or an arm strike If it hits it takes poison damage equals to my cheap shock damage. I will absolutely attempt Just one attack one attack Uh, that's a 19 to hit that hits. Um, it's got me by by my shirt collar I use both my hands to pull up and just try to slam down on it dealing um, I'm going to spend 10 points of bludgeon damage Uh, it will take an extra five points of poison damage Uh, you and and how do you do this? um Basically when you I see all of this like toxic sludge And in my desperation I'm gonna grab a can of certain loaded into my cane and it's going to The this gas will fill and it will feel Different that's similar gas that you're all used to and um, Torbic will inhale it and almost kind of go Not quite in the frenzy, but Alert and like a like an attack dog. Um on the front and you were punching it Yeah, I just bring both my fists down and as you bring your fists down your your your nails your claws are Dripping now with a poison that's oozing out of you from this from this Toxin that you're inhaling And it sinks into the wounds and you'll see immediately crummy that though it has an effect It's less than what you want to and so I only rolled two sneak attack damage Because I'm going to use one of my underhanded features. Hell. Yeah, so when I deal cheap shot damage I can basically spend damage dice and not roll them to instead make an effect. So I'm going to use toxic payload So how much damage was it in poison? I got five and only five and in Oh two two two two two two. Yep Um, so it needs to make a con saving for or have the poison condition for one minute. Uh, unless it's immune to that Uh 16 plus four 20 that passes That's uh, it is resistant to poison. It is not immune to poison or the poison Frost is over on the other side in a melee range Oh god, I'm just gonna run back and I'll string balance get the fuck away Um, but not too far because I still want to be able to help my friends that are being brutally grappled That's your turn. It's gonna use its final legendary action. Yeah, um, and it is going to um with torbek and um No, no, no Torbjorn right there. Yeah, and then gideon It is going to frost actually technically closer If I could use my my bonus action to basically slick away and try to like just touching the square Slick into the shadows. I would like to use the hide action. Just like I'm touching the square as a bonus action Three by three. Yeah, so So even though it's crazy we're we're engaged. Yeah, you you are not Yeah, so you Froster Like in yes, yes, uh, it is going to use its scuttle ability and move half its speed without provoking opportunity Attack and it's going to try and move with the two of you back down that hallway Like this way. Yeah, holy shit. Oh my god. So just move it and then we'll move us. How many feet? Uh, it can move up to 20 Uh, so Can I use a reaction to make a attack of opportunity? No, it does it without opportunity attacks, but I want to do it But I want to do it. So we're here and then just I love that for you Move us back to the other side. I'll just try to hold the spot. Yeah, there we go. I think he gets to the drain, right? Didn't he call 20 24? He came from the drain. He came from the drain and moved there one and a half 20 feet three four And then your your grapple are you still technically prone is that how that was out of that marker was for Oh, yeah, I'm grappling from. Oh, yes Why do we come down here? Oh my god Everybody man, brico is taking it's taking them down to its mutant lamp Brico's on down I'm freaking out. This is the one that's the teen's problem. This is a fucking nightmare Don't write this into the scariest thing that's ever happened to me Watch out there's a vehicle I'm not getting in. What do you do? Oh my god? Don't worry guys. I still brought something with me. Check out my integrated rail ordinance network ballistic offensive It's all rigged as I toss out one more uh metal package. Uh, and then hit it with uh, uh hit it with my uh Hyper hammer as it crashes into the ground Uh, another even bigger turd this time comes out. Uh, you can just call it the iron bore Uh as uh, I love that as my action. I'm summon the turret And now I'll use my bonus action and I will just the turret have Hit points it doesn't have any points. Yep as it points in and easy. Um, and I will use iron rain Where are you placing it? Oh, I was gonna place it So we'll be if you place it there, you should like right here. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine. I'll put it there Fuck fuck fuck. It just needs to be right next to me This is the burst I think it misses Don't turn this into swiss cheese. It's ac is 17. Yeah, miss. Oh, no, I think I don't think that's my turn. No, I don't have a reaction. I don't have a reaction. I can use double the range. I said light Hold on. We uh 10 foot emanations the 20 foot emanation from me Are you 20 feet? No, that's no I'm way over 25 Yeah, dang it One and a half You can't bar, oh bar against brash them Uh, that's a bonus action Okay Man I had so many plans and every single turn has changed my plan. I know It's so fucking crazy. It moves. Yeah, it's your turn. Yeah, I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Amazing Great, okay. All right I'm going to All I can do is just hit this thing real hard. That's fine. I want to help my friends But I don't have something that I can something I guess I should say Yeah, um, it would have taken it's the tunnel that had made when it did ground burst because it's a tunneler So it didn't it didn't just shloop into the ground it actually burrowed a tunnel beneath you and came up the other side And so there are two two giant holes uh separating frost from gideon and gideon from oh, is that gonna make anything Difficult for me. Well, I mean, it's just a a hole that you have to I'm just asking you mechanically I need to worry about going through this the hole under the hole is it difficult to rain anything along those points. Okay It just leaves a 15 foot diameter tunnel in its wake. Okay, so you can follow it so you can follow the tunnel Jump into the tunnel. I will Seeing my friends in danger. I will uh and knowing that nobody is in danger of being hurt Unleash my frisianic power No, no, no You're being hurt by this creature, but no one's next to me. Yes, I'm kidding Thank you That's important clarification Seeing that no one is neighboring me that might be hurt by the psionic blast that I know happens when I unleash my power I unleash my power Let's go I uh use my unbound sigh as a bonus action uh my spell save dc my blah blah blah bitty bit of bop Uh, oh, I get advantage on esper spells. I cast bippity bop. You heard him I'm going to uh bippity bop scorching ray. I think uh, so I will um hone my powers and uh, uh, basically um, super heat the air and these charges of uh, uh, Just using my mind alone these charges almost like bolts Will fly towards the creature and I'll see how many I can get uh add advantage And I'm gonna cast cool. Well, it feels cool Where is I had it up just one moment. I need to pull up the spell I just have to navigate the extremely reorganized dnd beyond right now and the answer is Scorching and the answer is I hi. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's what I thought. Okay, uh number one That's gonna be a 20 eight to hit That's going to be a 15 to hit. Oh that one hits. No that that one that actually misses the 50 It's the ac is 17. Oh my god, uh natural 20 And uh, that's gonna be one So you hit with two of the three, uh, I hit with two of the three but the netty 20 made up for it I Uh 30 points of fire as I uh unleash these uh super heated um blasts of psionic energy into the body of this thing I think I'm gonna stay where I am Uh, actually, I'm gonna step forward. Can you move me diagonally 1.5 one step closer? Yeah I'm I'm staying on top of things and I want to follow if they if they start to run But I don't want to get closer in this scene what it's doing to everybody even as scared as I am for my friends I'll yell out. I think technically you're in the hole I'm gonna can I can I walk along the rear? I would say is right along the ridge. That's fine. You can walk right up to the ridge That's my bonus action. That's my movement. That's my action You immediately watch as frost lets out this uh this burst of magic and you see as Again parts of this creature are a splintered off and tossed into the ooze And you see the spark happen torbek. You're familiar with the things that are down here You've been here before you warned everyone what would happen down here. You're familiar with the kemblites Um untold chemical trash that collects in the grimy underside of any factory sewer cd bar left long enough with enough mysterious Ingredients in a little magical spark these horrific experiments of garbage gain enough life to be dangerous Six kemblites Claw their way up out of the the ooze. Um two of them are gonna head towards you frost if you want to put these out on the ground Two of them are gonna around you gideon and the other two are gonna swarm you crummy as these bits of Now do you want to do you want to do a My stulf roll was a 20. Well, they they are Yeah, their perception is not fantastic actually Does it have hp? This is So i'm gonna say uh They'll it one on each frost and uh and gideon want to be behind frost and then the other one will Perhaps we shouldn't have come down into the drain Can you put this one behind you frost? We couldn't have found a big incinerator one behind you. Thanks buddy I already have two on me. Yeah. Well, they don't perceive crummy. So I'm fine So there are six of them and now only two of you because the other ones are in the hallway I could have cast blinked but I wouldn't want to be selfish the kemblites here who rolled a two on their initiative With a minus two so That's all right. Wow, I'm gonna assume that there are minions and that I'm gonna kill them in one blast That's fun. Um, and so that it's their turn. They are They are amorphous so they can move through Even the smallest of spaces and they're going to um, you didn't even notice their existence as they camouflaged themselves amongst the the detritus down here, but now that they're moving You sense uh, you can see them very clearly, you know if the kemblites had blindsight they would perceive scrimmy I don't know why I would know that but just out of curiosity One of them on each of you Yeah, I'm ignoring you One of them on each of you is going to spew out a corrosive Spew so, um, I need each of you Frost and giddy in it to make a dexterity saving throw for me, please Tone or just directly out of so that's where I'm a normal person just another natural. Oh, it's in a 30 foot cone So actually it can get cremy and just frost so even though they don't know cremy's there it could easily hit cremi Um, so I need to hit my turret. I don't know Well, if the one is hitting me would have to be three which would be perfect So that'll be the one that is perfect. Well, but even I mean there's a 30 feet like one could be hitting Like five only two of them are doing it one on air and one on air one on frost and one on yelp So this way but the one on frost might hit my turret If it's it'll be the one going the other way just make it easy What number is that the one going one is shooting one and three are shooting their toxic Because I just need to mark it off And so I need you to make anyone who's uh being hit by the corrosive spew needs to make a uh dexterity saving throw for me Please I got a four And I scream oh my god, they're kemming all over the place. All right, I trust you I can do a lot of damage. I just gotta stay alive Uh 14 Okay, isn't that always the cremi 14. Oh, okay Um, both of you are easily able um to dodge out of the way of this um Yeah, you don't you don't take out damage You're you're easily able to to get out of the way of this spew as it is going everywhere frost You did not see this coming as um, you can feel the bits of a headache pulsing I didn't see it coming at all In the back of your your your head you did not see this coming at all. No, no, I'm a very laser focused type guys I was I was um as one of them begins to let forth this corrosive spew You are going to take You're going to take 10 points of acid damage. Oh, that's not so bad and non magical armor Takes a negative one penalty to it's to the ac that it offers I Am using major armor, so presumed well, so that would not affect acceptable Armor, we'll call it that would not affect it at all So you do not suffer the consequences of the corrosive spew the other ones are going to attack view properly So we're going to get two Pods attacks against you frost as it reaches out this almost like a tendril tentacle like a appendage and Attempts to my ac 16. I got a natural 20 and a That's not good. Yeah, you look at it. Can we give you guys that doesn't have that this one isn't 11 Hey, Mike took my good die last week. I was rolling like garbage My magical piggy frog die, okay, okay, so I got a natural 20 and then a miss because the other one's an 11 Then that makes up for it. It does make up for it. Okay, you know that it rhymes, you know, it's cool It's right. So now I have three left before we hit uh, somebody Where is my d8 though? I need a d8 Does anyone have a d8? Uh, yeah, I've got one right here. What does a d8 even look like? Sure. Thank you. I got I'm gonna got two This is peaceful Oh, it rolled nice too. It has two fours pushed together. You are gonna take 11 points of acid damage Just frost just just frost and then the other one's going to attempt to attack you Oh, one of them's gonna fail and then the other one's a 15 to hit No, okay, well, I'm both of those hits fail frost frost is pretty beat up Um, I'll give you a pixel back. I'm not gonna steal her. Oh I have no choice but to kill this guy. Um, and that I think I'm gonna kill this guy. Let's negotiate. It's now the giant sludge's turn. Oh my god Look, I can take some I can take a bit of a beating an unfortunate initiative order. I got some health. It's okay The giant sludge, uh, I've got to see if it recharges its, uh acid spray. There you go. I do It doesn't I got it too. So it has no acid left in its tank. Thank goodness. Um, so it's just gonna make, um It's gonna make a claw attack against Gideon I call them the Esquire Yeah 19 oh hit 19 oh hit. Oh, oh, shit. How about them grapples he says Wait, 10 points of slashing damage 10 points of slashing damage I think I might be able to do something about this I can't do it until I get my reaction back Um, I can't do anything I would like to use God, sorry, uh, this is thank you. I'm gonna load the internet is great I'm so excited to share what we have to share with you I mean 17 000 VIPs. Thank you all Thank you Um, to silvery barbs. So can I use silvery barbs here? Absolutely. Yeah, I use my reaction within 60 feet. I use my reaction to uh, uh I believe I have it come on. Are you kidding? You could have used silvery barbs on me three times. There was a natural 20 And you could have used silvery barbs. I look like the grandma from Dante's peak over here He's silvery bars, I'm he's silvery bars. Yeah, uh, how does it work? That is hilarious, dad That is fucked up. You look like the grandma from Dante's peak This is when the Pierce Brosnan with the volcano explodes the turtle water to acid the very end of the film grandma's like She gets in the water and she pushes the boat with Pierce Brosnan that gets it in she's like my lids She's like getting Like acid burns Oh, yeah, you need to re-roll that you need to re-roll that die against Gideon 15 plus eight Okay, so it's now 23 Hey, oh, it's not missing to be chill back It's not missing to be chill back Okay, are you? So that's gonna be that's gonna be 10 points of slashing damage and if you're huge or smaller, you're now grappled as it grabs you with its third appendage Man, I rolled 15 I rolled 15 plus eight so a 23 It's again the Marcus Yeah, so 10 slashing and you're grappled now and being held to it and it has multi-attack So now that it has you grappled it's going to use its mandible attack and bite down on actually grico Because grico just started speaking and it got one of it got the attention of the snapping turtle portion of this thing as it One of its long snapping turtle head moves around and attempt attempts to snap at you. Oh, and you're gonna natural 20 What no actual way I rolled three natural ones and you can fuck right off I can't even help until I have my natural And now it's just me and I still re-roll Uh, it's uh, it's gonna be It's not so bad Draco it's brutal. It's only rolled a five Plus five ten points of slashing damage. Okay. If the target is grappled It's gonna take some acid damage A four points of acid damage. It's not looking good. It's not looking good But that's its turn it does get all of its legendary actions back though. Oh sweet sweet fantastic Just in time for me to pummel it again. Love to do that Oh Yes, it's rough man. Oh my god Oh, this isn't very rock and roll. Oh god It was me it was me it was me Oh my god by the gods I'm going to I'm gonna sway my hair back and forth as it then turns to a bright neon green as um I am going to uh use my bonus action to use emotional spectrum again. Hold on wait. I don't know if I can do that I think yeah, you can do it twice a day. I think I'm not sure Uh, it's it's uh, I think you can do it up to your uh three times. Okay. So these are my second time and I am going to Uh, I'm going to Turn into a nice smooth riff with my guitar. I'm trying as I'm being grappled. I'm just gonna it's this really chill um, it's like a Joe Satriani type tune as I am going to Uh use mass cure wounds Oh I don't know if I could see anybody You see man, what I who I can see you accidentally cure all I would say something more messing work um, you won't be able to see crummy or frost but you can see door begging Gideon Because Gideon's like up in the air because you are you're down the hallway With this thing and I would say the only reason you really see Gideon is there just like yeah So the three of us I'm casting a third level And so that is going to be Everyone's gonna enjoy some Uh, we're on my D. Oh my D's fours are literally right here I stand up by the way. Yeah, I would imagine. Well one of those are my turn, but oh Not anymore You should get a proper token. Yeah Actually, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Uh, it's the turn you've done well It's all deterrent Oh I'm sure I'll be fine. Hold on. Mike just said, oh, no, let's let's see what happens here 20 points of healing that's fucking I literally rolled max I rolled two. Uh, I rolled yes Oh, I can do this all day, baby. Back to no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I rolled 2d4 and that's a level three. That's all I can get at is a level three spell And so that's only eight points Then eight plus five is 13. Yep. Plus three 60 is 60 60 points. Sorry. This is so very good. That's great. That's huge. Okay, and that's it. That's it 45 hit points Oh, okay. That's what I'm gonna do. I just wrote 16 Um, that's it's turn or it's gonna use a legendary action What? Yeah And it is going to But still Yeah, so can you use a legendary action? No, I'm saying you're good. I just make sure that it was yeah, I'm going next. Um, it is going to We're good We're okay. It doesn't say whether it can take people with it through the ground burst So I'm gonna say that it can't because I think it has to use its hands to grow into the ground So it is Right, it could do that and head towards you know what it's gonna do that It's gonna go through the tunnel that it's already created directly onto frost who is right at the very edge And attempt to make a claw attack on frost No, no, no not not right now, but it can only do the ground burst which is the Well, yeah, because you're just going back through the tunnel. It's not about me It's technically the scuttle action because it moves up to a half its speed without provoking opportunity attacks I don't know that's where gideon's gonna be that that's He's just like just put all of you inside of and then we're gonna be like just put you inside of him If that's what you want to do, I'm cool. Yeah, we're being held up in the air above it So what happens to the ooze that he like lands on? He gets Did he get displaced and pushed into the pool or onto the path? Next to frost Is That was there Um, you know what? Yeah, he bursts up under it. I'll say the the ooze gets thrown into the air and let me see where it lands I'm gonna roll a d4 to see where it lands. It's fine. If I die, you know, actually one two three four five They're five of you It's going to fly over towards where crimmy is Perfect Okay And that's its turn uh tour back I beat the shit out of this thing. I take three more fucking attacks on it the first attack I'm going to attempt to also grapple it. It's gonna have to succeed if I hit Son of a bitch. It was a 15 and it rolled to a five. That's a 14 to hit Damn the first team that misses attack is gonna be a miss That was not it. Yeah, because I I shouldn't have gotten rid of all of y'all's problems Oh, hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. So I missed my first attack which sucks. Uh extra attack here we go That's gonna be a 22 to hit that hits. It'll have to make a strength 16 strength saving throw for me to grapple it Um, I got a two so I'm gonna use legendary resistance. Nice. Nice. Nice Nice Rage up the strength Uh, I still deal. Oh, wow. That's a shill of damage 13 points of nice bludgeoning damage. I roll almost max Are you adding one to the damage too? I am. Okay And then I will uh hit it with my last attack You watch as more chunks of it fly off landing into the pool of acid and 25 to hit uh as it um Yeah, yeah, that hits this time as I pull back Uh, you notice that there's a strange glow on the knuckles of the these this these not brass knuckles I keep calling them that but they're like, you know, some sort of uh knuckle dustiers that I'm wearing They have some shock technology with them. Yeah, and they begin to glow as I cash in on my cosmic just judgment Uh, I'm going to smite it Okay, just fuck this thing I get one free use of it Which is pretty cool Which is the part of the cosmic judgment and I have to take a long rest before I get the free use so Uh, the smite is going to be two an extra 2d8. So it'll be 3d8 points of damage That's eight max That's two which is 10 Plus four is 14 plus six is 20 points of damage Oh, yeah, this time when the knuckles connect There's this loud crack and flash as I am using my cosmic judgment You watch as it's it's almost like electricity that travels through the interconnected bones and joints and tendons of this thing As you watch as it starts to shake and bubble the smell of of burnt Ooze is filling your nostrils as you see some of the heads go limp Some of the many arms begin to snap off. It is looking incredibly weak, but it is still lurching forward It's um, it's many eyes on frost Traverse traverse Um, oh and well, so I I totally forgot to do this. Sorry grico. I need you To roll well, how close are you? Yep? You're in a 30 foot emanation from one of these guys One of the little guys. I need you to roll a constitution saving throw Because your turn past the start of your turn you have to roll one. So I need you to You need to roll into torbac because you're turned back any time you're within 30 feet of one of the uh, chem blights I got a 22 for both of you past they are letting off this um this billowing cloud of stench and uh, and polluted fumes that are causing you to choke and gasp But you are able to to shrug off the effects of it as it gets to But on your turns each one of you can attempt to make the the the break the grapple at the end So both grico and torbac. Oh at the end. Yes at the end. What about strength? um, it is Strength ordex and grapple. It's a yes strength ordex. I got a 29. I rolled 19. You are you're able both of you After after those turns are able to break free and jump off of this creature It is still looking towards frost and so now torbac's turn is over It's going to use a legendary action. It's second legendary action Its eyes are trained on frost. It's going to attempt to claw you Frost are you prone? No, ac 16 um 13 plus eight So 21 to hit um I'm at 16. No, it would it would meet it would meet Oh, that's so that feels so bad. That's the worst feeling in the world I could shield to meet it. I don't even have it eight points of slashing damage I'm uh, I'm looking like the grandma from dance It reaches out and it with one of its claws Now I can never never again Now three of them are free as it reaches out and slashes into you and as your body starts to go limp You're still conscious, but you're very weakened It wraps its claws around your torso and pulls you up out of this mass of of Pestulent reeking oozes that are swarming around you and you can all see is he's being held there limp the flashing of his shoes Illuminating the the air around you None of the shoes are off. No, no, they're on he's shaking He clicked my heels Crap is your turn. Um, I will see that my uh That the poison dam just is doing much of these things I don't fucking do it myself and I'm going to uh, take raise my cane up and hit another button and it's gonna Spray some gas in my face as I as I inhale it And I'm going to use one of my uh unstable compounds to do Stim injection as a bonus action as an increase within 30 feet of myself I can choose myself and I have advanced on the next ability tick or tackle I make until the end of my next turn So what that does is I have advantage and I can move um I'm gonna try to stay away from these guys and it's wise Move good move because you got plenty of were you within 30 feet of them when you started your turn? No, okay, perfect Uh, I'm actually gonna stay here and I'm gonna make sure that my range on this is 50 feet three six, I'm yeah And for the first time all campaign, I'm going to pop the Snap on the top of my holster nice pull out my gun and I'm going to uh give it a shot I 18 heads 18 heads This deals 27 points of radiant damage, how do you want to do this? I it's not looking at you. It is slavering over your over your friends over your family I don't like to normally get my hands dirty by doing the attack. I sort of let everybody else do that But in this moment, I see my dear friends and employees um And I feel like I need to do something to finally step in and save their lives so I want to do something where I like I aim and I shoot and I blow off like one of its legs or something that's on the edge of this Uh pool and something that's going to knock it off of its balance And fall into the acid mechanically so that they They get acid flashed. Oh I got you. I don't want to really fall in with everybody, but basically killing it My friends get dropped as it uh falls into the you You kill it You see that one you see that the the what you've been The the damage that has been done to this thing has been significant and it has one One larger leg that really it's putting all of its weight onto that's that's keeping it balanced and it's Teetering precariously right on the edge of this acid vat and as you go to aim you could aim higher But you instead choose to aim lower right where you would right where the the knee joint would be and you let loose this blast Bursting the joint apart and as this happens It begins to fall backwards in an attempt to keep itself stable and regain its balance It lets loose its hold on your friends as it claws towards the wall Roll a d20 for me 14 14 It will as it's moving for as it's falling backwards It's clawing out at anything that it can trying to find purchase it grabs on to two of the closest sludges that are around it And um pulls them into the acid with it. Um, yeah, whatever the two closest ones are Pulling it in with it with a loud with a huge splash. I do need you all to roll a dexterity saving throw as this acid is forced up into the air around you I crushed her But it begins almost immediately to sizzle and pop as the sludge begins to Silently consume the dead 13 I don't pass How many of the little sludges are left everything looks like frost Uh, no four left. Yeah four left, but they wouldn't I'll just I I failed Or acid damage All right. Thank you. Thank you. Um, two of them you could just pick two random ones are just completely annihilated Um by the acid. Oh, he's still here. Yeah So this is so potent that even like the chemical ones are slowly annihilated. How much did we take if we fail? Oh, what did you get? Less than 10. Oh, then yeah, I rolled the natural one. I also got struggling to calculate, but it's less than 10 You No, these are right. The DC the DC is 13. Oh, you get plus five from me. You get plus five from me nine That's a classic Wait, I can do something It's a 40 to hit I might Wait, did you wait a minute? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You failed on your on your saving throw. Yeah, guess what? I'm gonna use my reaction Uh pack minded. It's a species trait When an ally can see within 30 feet fails a d20 test You can take a reaction to encourage that ally and you would add 1d6 to the total possibly turning it from a failure to a success I can use this trait three times uh before I take a long rest, but When you enter the target gain the following benefit determined by my lineage Which is my warden the next time that me or the ally I help take damage within one minute. You gain resistance against that damage So first add a d6 to your fail fail to see if it passes Okay, nine. So see if you get nine. Oh, that's definitely 13 you No, I thought you just auto gave him nine. No, he gets he gets nine he has started with nine, but then you guys I got an 11 but you have resistance to the damage now. Okay, so Well, you're so how much is the damage? So the reason that the two died is because I'm just I'm doing I'm doing our um Our minion rolls so they only have one health. So they're they're gone. I rolled I rolled two ones luckily But that still doesn't help you. Well, probably not you so 14 points of damage I take seven Do you die? I am I have three hit points See finally That was very relevant. Oh my god, we killed the mutant So that leaves only two of them left. That's right. Uh, and that is Gideon's turn Uh, I'll I'll just activate the iron bore and fire my plasma rocket Uh, just at the ground right here AOM and it'll AOM and I don't know there's a chance that you don't can you can you do a quake jump at the same time? Even if those are relative damage and that's one one hit point. So you'll annihilate them. Yeah, what do you do? I think as you know the turret with the triple barrel Saved you uh, the the turret with the triple barrel. It'll spin. Uh, you know, it's it's sitting on the the iron ring But this will spin once Uh, and it'll war up in this white light will kind of focus around the from from inside You can see when folks around the end of the barrel as it'll fire out Hit the ground and do a Emulating blast it just comes up and almost a dome as it wipes out those uh, those last Slime creature, you know, what's crazy is that I spent three hit dice before we came down here And one of them was a one and my con is plus two. So I got I those are the three hood points I'm holding on to right now. I put a weak linen bad bandage on one arm actually insane even have any air bowls And an eerie quiet descends around you though this space prior to this um prior to this fight you found yourselves in had been uh Cacophonous with the sounds of roaring and uh howling from the creatures that live deep Within this space. It's almost the immersion of this creature Has scared everything in the vicinity away and all you hear are the sounds of the burbling popping acid As it quietly consumes the dead Are you all live? Holy shit. No time to lose our wounds. We gotta get the hell out of here And we please get the fuck out of here. Yes, exactly. Yes It's not even true all of them didn't even look like like pizza a little bit Nothing's ever easy. Didn't even have time to pull the hand cannon. Come on Okay, still got it fellas. What do you think? Mechanically though. Does anybody else I have healings and I would like to see for The sake of brevity you're easily able to make it back up to the van everything's still quiet You you get up You get up to the you get up out of the out of the tunnel and you find a gentle A gentle green mist illuminating the space as morning continues to creep ever forward The van is completely untouched your turret has been undisturbed though. You hear the sound of As it continues to scan the area, but everything is quiet There's nobody here. You have a sense of peace before you continue your journey for the morning Once we get back to the van and everything's good to go and we pile in I will pull out Uh, I have like what is the equivalent of a small fanny pack on the opposite side of my belt? Opposite from where I hang the hand cannon. I pull out some medical supplies some small Salve perhaps I'd like to use my level one feature bind wounds where I have a pool of 30 hit points that I replenish Is when I finish it long rest. I would like to give She's like two things I would like to give frost 20 points of healing of my 30 to hold him over With 20. Yes, 20 Relief just in case and uh, basically I'm just flavoring as I have this like miniature first aid kit that I carry around I try to literally bind his wounds um, I I was gonna do some cool shit until I got my ass I was surrounded by all the things I needed to tee up an Unbelievable turn if it had just been two more turns. I would have destroyed everybody Just do my turns as this happens as I'm still kind of I still have my green hair I am going to make it even more smooth and mellow I'm gonna like a I'm gonna rip like a masayoshi takanaka to like some city pop Everyone's going to enjoy 27 points of healing As I blow my last two third level spell slots on mass feelings As I still think I look like garbage. Yeah, it doesn't this doesn't heal the the destruction of my clothes. My shoes are ruined I I Toes start tapping your right right starts moving, but you know what after a tune I I start to nod my head and I am feeling I I nearly got back down there. I nearly I nearly lost everything. I I didn't even have a moment to react. I thought I thought I could focus but you were all much faster. I I that thing came out of nowhere. That was bad boobs over there That was terrible. I mean Scooped us all fucking up man. I mean who knew giant slime monster would get dig through fucking the ground would show up Toe back I have a confession to make Yeah I didn't really quite believe you that there was no way that the more nigh Soldiers didn't know about this place, but there's no fucking way That they've been down here. I don't know most people avoid it and not many people know what larks beneath Man, you must know some really fucked up people to live down here my bodyguards I try not to think about it too much these days. Well, oh, let's hope the sherry's okay And I'm gonna rush what you're you're already there. You see that you see that you saw Yeah, I brevity do oh sherry Oh, you're all right. Oh my gosh. If you miss me. Oh my gosh. We miss you so much Don't pull up my turret just say man. There's some hard punches down there torque bank We gotta start calling you the hound of the drains Oh, that's what I fucking do How did it rains? That's pure Thanks, kiddie, and I just Wasn't fast enough with the cannon everybody get in hell man. Who was okay, so tolbeck newest spot Gideon, you know it spot. Let's get us over where so you get back and nobody fucking sees us We have bodies and uh, let's get rid of these fucking weapons. We're gonna head over his heads, man I can take you there now Shades, all right. All right. Okay. Just lead away. I'm getting in the back take shot. He's up front Okay, come on big red. Let's go the dead man switch. All right. I think I've seen that show Leaving the drain behind you grikko's van leaves the waste side of the green light district Finally back to the streets and landmarks you were familiar with You make your way to a market bustling with people even in these early morning hours and begin to search for a place to park Oh exiting the van you follow you follow giddie in to a shop among the rows of establishments that line the streets A neon sign that reads dead man switch blinks overhead You walk through the door and find yourself in a dark space The only light is from dozens of flickering monitors attached to tons of computers and other devices and machines There are no customers that you can see and the only sound is the clacking of the keyboard at the far back of the shop An old human man with patchy stubble on his chin hunches over a computer terminal His finger is moving surprisingly quickly for his age He only notices you once you approach and he looks at you through thick rectangular goggles with the digital display in the frames Welcome to the dead man switch. What do you want? Well, hey, you said Long time. What are you doing here? Well, you know, we got some uh, something special came across the workbench Figure you're the only person that could take a look at it. Tell me uh, you're getting into trouble Oh, you know, it's hard to stay out of it. Hard to stay out of it down there. Yes getting into trouble always Yeah, how you been you stand out of trouble? Never Making lots of money too Well good Still don't talk about clients, right? Me? No, never Especially not you Well good to hear uh, we came across a cash a weaponry Thought you could uh, what kind? Price range greek give me price range I mean, uh, you know the stuff you ain't never seen before down here. Is that I've seen everything And well, let me let me shock and amaze you You're gonna want to take this for probably a pretty penny and off the bag from the from the van from jerry Uh, I'll pull it out and just kind of like open it on my side so you can catch a glimpse of What's in there and show off like the chrome You know be careful not to like start flashing around in the you know, even in here, uh, if there's a lot of I just you bring that the goodness look at this bag of money Yeah, exactly right Now we came across this uh I never seen anything built quite like this before See the chrome plating. I do but it's probably cheap chrome Well, no, this is this 100% genuine No, it's in plating at all. I took I took my own tools to this It could be fake But he said what are you doing here? You know, you know the genuine article when you see it Yeah, and you know what give you and if it is real Being caught with this would be worth more than your life. So I Would give you 500 notes per pistol and grinning 500 notes in if you lost your mind And get a call with it. That's why we came to you. Exactly, right? It's a risk. I'd have to take to bring it in Said this is like 5000 notes a piece at least 500 maybe I mean we went through a lot trouble and get this you understand this is this is stuff from the top sun This is not from the inner city You would be in a lot of trouble if anyone were to find you with it So well, I'm not worried about trouble as I shake out my hair. I use the last charge of my emotional spectrum I as like what the fuck as it turns to a bright hot pink um Streaked with orange and teal and it kind of like lifts up a little bit like a little bit as the e-star does sort of vibes as uh Ability checks made to influence uh in different creatures in the light have advantage perfect All I'm trying to say is that If you are found with this you are going to be in far more trouble than Then it's worse. Even if I were to pay this ridiculous sum of 5000 pounds a pistol pay 500 notes 500 pounds it's 5000 but if I what if I know look And you you just want to get rid of of the weapons. Well, not exactly I thought you want more There's maybe something else From Zed Gideon. Well, because I know you got it to give You know me well gabe. We're looking uh, we're looking to sell the hardware. That's true. We want to get it off our hands, but I see the sparkle in your eye Came to us in an unusual way and uh And uh, well, we think there's maybe something uh Barry didn't more information. I want you to tell me anything you can about them Where they came from whatever the sign if the register wherever you can tell me about the weapons Let me get hands here All right here. Take this one here Oh, it's heavy. Yeah real quick. You mind if we have a moment Have tens Yeah, Grammy. What's up? I look I appreciate it. I know that we strapped the cash, but At this point I'm just getting rid of him. He pulls the trigger and shoots something off the seat It's very fast trigger, right? It's very smooth I need to get you full of triggers. I sleep Fire a little .7 It's probably real quality. Learn your trigger control. Keep your finger out of the thing. I know I can. I apologize This is your professional computer guy, right? That's not cool. No offense I'm just saying if you trust this guy and you can keep his fucking mouth shut That's probably worth five five thousand notes weapon anyway Listen Zeds are fucking sharp man. I'm only five hundred. It's worth way more than that No, but my point is is that look I'll take a bargain deal If he can just be quiet about it Well, I mean he's he's a sharp man. He's gonna try he's fucking policing us Well, he's a talk man. Is that worth it all times people come through here for Unsavory business at times and he never flips man go out of business in the second down here like that So, yeah, do I trust him? I trust him to be a fucking snake, but I trust him to give his mouth shut too Man, maybe we should consider taking a shit fucking deal Get him to keep going hmm It's heavy here very light here It don't break Zed What do you think? Oh, I like my bandana keeps all my hair in place I'm wearing a bandana I because I liked it the way this feel and I think I do think you have genuine article here I think I will do you a deal 500 note per pistol and grenade and I will offer my service is decoding and cracking into the tech on this device for 15 000 notes 15 000 notes What do you think I was going to do that for you for free? Grammy we got that kind of money 15 000 notes Well, how many weapons we got will that cover it? Not even close So you you give you you give weapons all weapons free for that and I do the service for you Well, hey, if you're saying we trade the weapons free grotties for the information well, no no look If there's no free grotties here, I'm telling you it's gonna be a exchange weapons free grotties Grotties is a redundancy I don't speak common Well, what are you saying man? Maybe wants to charge 15k in the guns if he's gonna buy him for like three If he wants to do it even even Stevens then why don't we just fucking take it man? Unless you want to pay extra 12k no no no no look if you want to do an even Steven trade look just Get rid of him all right, and we weren't here and tell us what you can Let's that sink These weapons are really crap I will do it Yes, I will do it and I will give you the information you will seek but you will give me all weapons free grotties All right, you got make me one more promise. So I'll see what I can do You don't flip them to the bad guys down here Who's bad who's good who's that you say you know who's bad who's good You don't flip them in 87 Leave me somewhere else We're fine you fleece them they won't expect and they won't see you coming Well, I like the way you think you did in this way we friends fine. I will not flip in 87 Thank you, but I cannot promise whether bad or good in other districts. You don't ask that this That's a different neighbor's problem. All right Well, let me get the work there you you have time. Yes Well, I mean we're running out of time traffic's picking up I don't want somebody to walk in here while we're doing this you rush me you can't trust the might rush a mice Yeah, there he goes With your agreement finalized zed takes the weapon you've offered him and attaches a thin cable with a pointed Dungle to a small port Okay, the wire connects to his computer and moments later rows of code appear on his screen He makes a few quick inputs and clacks away on his keyboard hunching forward How about that almost all of the standard identifying information is white no big deal for zed I'm sure these amateurs didn't get it quick clean and he starts typing away Zed hunches forward even further his back almost looking like a crescent shrimp as he types even faster The colors of the code changes from green to orange as glitching begins to appear on the screen. All right. There we are Amateur hour over here. Sloppy. Sloppy work gentlemen. Sloppy work He hits a final keystroke on his keyboard until a row of data settles Zed observes and analyzes it as he makes a few taps on a nearby machine and looks at its readout Grunting and humming and hogging as he thinks finally he stops and turns to you Well, it's not a whole lot, but I was able to figure out the origin source of the weapon the manufacturer and distributor Chris Sallison limited from my grid searching. It looks like it's a weapons manufacturer that is a Rhythm is a subsidiary of chimera biometrics Not a lot publicly available, but that explains the quality of the build. What what the fuck that can't be good Well, my is running around with weapons from chrysalis was his own buck on Mira. These are the fucking here that right? I'm on a lithic What well I have to sell them now if the copos give fucking word and they're gonna be honest like flies on shit Well, then what am I supposed to do with these shoot people? You just can't talk Does this arm look like the arm of a shooter? Just do a demonstration Hold the fucking trigger Right now I knew it fellas I told you yeah Told you well, I mean, I don't get it man. My mind is just a bunch of fucking street goons I mean, what are they they mean spreading around but tied up with I think it guns from chrysalis Chimera some kind of backing some kind of agreement negotiation They're there there must be a reason these weapons float into the hands of those goons. Look I carry five Okay, be careful be careful. Just watch Yeah, well, I'm just saying I look pretty fucking cool. All right, no pressure little boy. I just why why the hell would a Corpo corporation want Want to back a gang in 87 with guns and weapons and shit. What are they staying the game? Um while he's listening to us. Oh, yeah, I would like to be he's listening But he's also he's really excited about these weapons. I get a sense Is do I feel like he knows something more? Do I feel like is he holding something back? Is he? Roll an insight check. I'm not wisdom anymore That is 16. Thank god. That was a six. Thank fuck 19 You don't know zed but looking around this is this is clearly a shop. This is for all intents and purposes a pawn shop and You have just come in and delivered Weapons that you have now found out this additional information about Manufactured by a city area of chimera, bayonetics and he's not even flinching at this information It's very clear automatically that people come in here with things they want hidden things that they don't want traced back to them All the time. He was incredibly capable at decoding Weapons that were meant not to be decoded and I would say even though he is putting on a good show of being The the goofy Arms dealer and hacker. It's very clear beneath the surface that he has more information. He's not offering up Okay Mr. Mr. Zed if I may call you that I know it is my name. Yes. I know you got A little more I know you're I'm you're a very good grid sparker. I'm told a great grid runner. I don't know nothing about that I do love flattery. Please come on. I prefer the more and I love the better if it's on tight. That's how I prefer it But I know that you got You got more than just a name you got something This This is more than just about weapons. There's a lot more stake here. This is our neighborhood. It's our community. It's taking It's Do you like this neighborhood? I make a lot of money here Look at the cute little apartment above the shop If you would like that to continue, I the noodles down the street are pretty good. Anything you can share at all would be of great benefit truly It doesn't know much but roll a perception Um chat or not a perception a persuasion check at advantage because uh frost is helping Oh, and then don't forget you've got your I think you have an aura around for something like that. Maybe 25 Zed looks between each of you and seems to be calculated As he kind of looks around this place and you see you see a gentle smile a light across his face Is this is clearly home and the words that you've said to him resonate Um, you see as he looks around and eyes some of the some of the tech and some of the other weaponry that adorns the walls as if He is making connections of where they came from the history behind them And sometimes you see flashes of sadness as um as he looks around at the space Yes, I I do want to protect my home our home He leans back in his chair and reaches into his desk pulling out a small handheld device with a blinking green screen You know These biotech companies they work on living experiments They usually implant an identification chip in the spine of the nape of the neck I could throw in the scanner that should be able to read different things for you If you think you've got something going on here that might be attached to anything Could tell you like walking down the street Is this a person I should be worried about you know That's really the best I can do is all I know but I've There's there's some strange things that I've been hearing about some You're saying people weapons they work on people Got something in their neck and you got a scanner He looks at the he looks at one of the guns in his hands and he flips aside a little a little panel and you see You see a symbol for a chimera Biometics and he holds out the little scanner and he flips it aside. You see the same exact symbol I Don't think it is coincidence. I get my hands on this and you bring in these weapons shortly after the whispers of these living experiments it is I It's all too. Yeah. Well. She'll Zed say I coincidental All right, I'm not sure if it is helpful, but you could walk down streets. Say, you know, look at this hairy fellow And then you find out that he was created somewhere. Well, I think I can make Don't scowlet me I'm not shoot you Just my face. Oh, apologies This guy I'll take the scanner Okay, what you pay me for We'll just part everything man. You want me to give for free? Well, how much you want for this? Oh, you want the information you want me to protect you you want? No, no, no, okay, okay, I like you. I like you and friends, and I like you you take I like you you take All right, thank you block You get in deeper than this. He does not come back my way and let's have a lot of money Of course, and you can make sure no one traces. We know trace. No trace. He's back. He's You hear those both place. No, Tracy's back. He's not for me to you. No from you to me No Tracy back seas no Tracy's back. No Tracy's back seas If it does we're both dead you understand that My good never die I'll remind you that the green light district all any of us ever have no I know this That's why I give you information that thing cost me pretty penny to and I haven't even get to fun with it If we lose that this all comes crashing down for you just to remember to try to remind Why you threatened me I help you just No Tracy's back seas no from me to you know from you to me that's safe you safe everybody safe if you die I pretend I never know you This is deal we have yes Yeah, yeah, is that now best friend? He's come get free drinks and start off lunch. Yeah. Oh, I mean we're gonna have a great show We've got uh, we've got uh, uh, say the matches hologram I do love me I listen to a few of his arms. He'll be well served if you come to the lounge I will make sure of it. We'll put you on a list. You can bring a plus one. I don't have one And there will be plenty of others who don't have a bus for me now get out The joke goodbye Love you. Love you. Love you buddy shuffle on out. We got oh man I'm so glad we got our computer's repaired. I'm saying I like talking loudly He is so fast and getting in getting that all off the computer You see as he puts a big pair of headphones on and you immediately you hear the clack as he does something on his computer And you immediately hear the sounds of zilla max's most recent it as he begins to listen to music and go back to the coding that he was working on No, no notes needed to be exchanged Uh, you as you glance back you see as he um is scanning each of the weapons And grenades into inventory clacking away on his computer and putting them away in safes Beneath the desk is there a sliding down into the ground themselves He doesn't look back out at you But you see um his eyebrows raised as the door opens and a soft smile on his face as you all Walk out he registers that you leave but he says nothing more and you eventually find yourselves out on the early morning streets of the district and you You feel that for the most part you have cleaned up your mess to the best of your ability You've gotten rid of the bodies you've disposed of the weapons in a way that Potentially could not be hopefully cannot be traced back to you You've found yourself with this strange scanning device that As of now you're not sure how it can benefit you in any way, but In the back of your head you have the whispers of chimera and living experiments and it's all a lot to process as you Make your way back towards the van Well, mr. Little crew would you like shotgun now? I know how to get back from here. I don't mean no directions I have a feeling that we've got a little bamboo so often you got a much better end of that deal I think that these those guns will be quite lucrative for him. Yeah, it always gets a better end of the deal But I Leave it to a grid run. Hey I'm just glad it's over with no no frost you get you take shotgun. Oh come on frosty You better clean yourself up. You can't go and show yourself to blobby looking like that You know what's tunes I enjoy? Okay Mr. K Yeah, you know, I'm not going anywhere But I'm real worried about corpo back thugs flooding this district Me too So he's he doesn't make sense but This goes to nexus you understand fellas as I get in Next to my two very large friends I mean This is chrysalis chrysalis goes to chimera and chimera goes all the way to nexus this is This isn't just any old corpos This is the biggest the most dangerous you understand Yeah, I don't know what comes next but I'm concerned. It just doesn't make any sense man. Well, I just don't get it the nexus is Caught up in all this and they're they're flooding that they're they're backing gangs and testing human weapons I mean hell that sounds like something we just met, huh? Human fucking weapons running from something test to them. Oh, that's exactly right. Yes So that's why they're down here Just a fuck if I know I mean she's I guess maybe just the one that got away Any more than one If she's still asleep when we get back then I propose we Check I'm not scared with it, but you know, it's she's asleep. Yeah, I might learn something about it might learn how to help her Oh frosty, I guess I can keep putting on the music you like are you going to bars? Hey frosty, yes You gotta you gotta a little smudge there. I'm gonna oh look my thumb will smudge some of the ooze It can't be so in blobby. You got sort of face unpresentable log. I need a shower Very badly I think all of us do but I you know at the very least we know that blobby is with with little mela Her name is mela part of why very pretty name. Oh mela. Yes mela, huh? Yeah, you got a name, huh? Yeah, I guess it she's safe with blobby and they're safe and sound and we did it I guess if we scan her and it tells us more. I mean we know more than we did An hour ago we can figure out what to do with the information and how to take care of her from there It means that she's not just someone who's been Somehow found herself out on the street. It means that the corporations are after her. She did she'd be in much grave or danger I hope that it's negative. Yeah, it also means that if this is camera And it goes to the top They're not gonna stop just because we disintegrated some thugs and dumped the weapons I'm good news is he said it was a subsidiary Maybe all we gotta deal with is uh, avoiding one subsidiary of a subsidiary That's a legend a one degree of separation. Hey lads. That's a little bit of luck Yeah, I mean it's probably you know It's possible commentaries got their hands washed for this whole thing. Maybe it's just gristless Yeah, all the same maybe all chimeric cares about is laundering money We'd be fucking lucky. It's always tax fraud when he's cool pose, hey I'll drive us back to the starlight lounge you drive back to the starlight lounge and you um Instead of dropping anyone off you all just head straight to the garage you park the van and you walk back together Heading towards the back alley and the back door to the the starlight lounge You are he's quickly able to unlock the door and head in through the back room And it's as you're passing the there's a small kitchen down here where you make Uh, hands at certain parts of the day that you you do offer food though. The menu is not robust. There's it's uh It is a solid quality establishment that you run and as you are passing by the kitchen you hear to hear a loud clang and then two Giggling girlish voices You open the door and you see in the kitchen Blarby and mila completely covered in flour as they are making breakfast together as blabby reaches over and tickles mila She rolls around in the flower. She's just knocked over and blart and they don't notice you as barbie blabby jumps up to flip the pancakes that they're making And she uh, they're nematohan shaped as she flips it into the air very clearly almost almost burned and uh, she turns back around to To toss it down onto the plate. Oh Hey, you're back a lot earlier than I thought you were gonna be you want breakfast. Oh, you look awful. I'm not gonna ask No, no, we had quite an experience. Uh, and you should know what I'm not gonna ask Well, you're you're covered in flour. Yeah, it's better than whatever you look like an oazoid delight. Oh, thanks. It's really sweet, honey Hi She reaches she reaches down and she picks up mila around the waist and like and holds her to her hip And as she moves around mila kind of bounces along her Along her hip is uh, she heads over towards you. We just making breakfast. You guys hungry Yes, very actually very Everything's been fine. No no sign of anything No, everything has been okay, but you look oh you stink. You're making the breakfast not yummy. Can you go away? Yes, I should take a shower as soon as possible. Yeah, I guess we should shower we should clean up Will you come back and eat food with us? We made the nematohan cakes. Oh, that sounds delicious. Uh, Uh, yes, uh, we would be happy to yes. Are you sure you didn't hear anything? You didn't see anybody? No one came knocking. There were no knocks or noises or things explosions. Nothing nothing happened while you guys were gone Uh, it's sweet little thing over here. Just slept for for a couple of hours and then woke up Uh, had a bit of a headache. So I put a cold compress over her eyes. She's been doing what you can't I figured she was hungry so we came down here listened to some music and uh You know making making some breakfast wasn't sure when you guys were gonna come but I can definitely whip up some more for you You look like you can use a stiff drink You uh, all you you want a little bit of alcohol in your juice Just a little bit just a tiny bit. You know what? Yeah, you know, all right All right, you all are you freshen up meal and I got you. Okay. You come back for breakfast get out of here. You do smell All right. Thank you. Yep. Get out. Oh, but you're cleaning up frost You hate it when I do it And I'll be back. Thank you. All right. And before we go though Um Mila, I'm so glad that your best mates with lobby. I knew you would Um, but Mila, we actually got we heard that you had headaches. We have a special Uh, a special thing that'll help you with that You've you found something so that it will not hurt me anymore It'll start to it'll be the first step of it. We actually very expensive But it was worth it because we're helping you out She looks around the room to the flower that's coating everything the bowl that's sitting over on Is knocked over on the floor Bits of ingredients spilled out all over. She looks up to barbie who's smiling down at her Occasionally reaching down and tickling her side and then she looks around at all of you Okay Whatever you need me to do if you think it will help and and that means I can stay with you Yeah, we're not and and with the ballerbee. Oh you we can stay you I mean granted a nightclub especially the caliber and the Tops of offerings of sins of the flesh and the light that the starlight lounge offers It ain't no place for a cute child, but we can make some some special arrangements make your exception Mila but Mr. Mr. Gideon here Is the one who's got the uh got the the thing look how fancy isn't it? You look very expensive None hurt a bit she looks at it and you see almost a look of recognition flash across her face for a second And but then it almost immediately gone as if she doesn't recognize it whatever she recognized she no longer remembers Okay, so what do you do? You like uh prick my finger make a little blood. So oh no, you just you just come on over here You you sit down. I'm just gonna you know take this and I'm just a little Little pressure towards back your neck and we'll just say you know It should should help out from there. She looks up at Blarby and her eyes get really big and Blarby reaches out and she pinches her cheek It's gonna be all right, honey. Hey look, I'll do the gringo. I'll do the gringo real quick. Oh Don't hurt him at all. Yeah Oh very easy Watch watch the kid. That's not that's not how you use that watch the pink locks hit this button I don't know. No. No Give it here and I'll take it and I'll handle it And I'll do you though. You've never held this exact model you're familiar with something similar and it's easy for you to manipulate this And I know that whatever I do is going to make some sort of effect and show a scam on grico's uh neck on the back of his neck. Oh Mr. LaCruz Oh, look at that. How do you feel grigo? Oh, you know, I was having a little bit of headache. I was gonna drink free ghexotus olive a secret earlier But now me headache's gone. Well, at least it's starting to be gone You watch as the the code begins to appear and it begins to Copy You you see numbers appear on the screen among other things and eventually just flashes red Pretty colors. Thank you. Yeah Totally fine. Right grigo. You're finding her best. So red red is is good then because you know, you don't have headaches Well, it's good. It was very nice So if you wouldn't mind kiddo just sit down in front of me. We'll give you a little Tap to the back and you should be feeling right as rain for for now You can put me down blurby. I'll do it All right, honey, it's gonna be all right. I promise and she puts her down and she um, she tickles her sides one more time She's like, you got this. Don't be scared and uh, she walks, uh Cautiously over to you. She doesn't sit down in front of you. You should jumps up onto your lap and she turns around. Okay. Go ahead Well I know kid here we go You Hold the scanner in your hand is the girl before you sit still but is clearly uncomfortable with any sort of Presence around her neck You try to be as quick as possible and with a quick button press a green light emits from the nose of the device and begins to scan across Her neck Suddenly the screen lights up You see code flash and glitch out and clear encryption protocols But then finally a single number appears on the screen zero two nine Oh Well Mila, do you feel better? Yeah, you're feeling better, right? Uh, no, not at all. Could you tell me not to lie? So I don't feel any better though But he said it with his gc stars and so I will feel better eventually soon It'll be a slow release kind of thing. Uh, you know, yeah I mean, I know I think it's probably especially if you've been having some big headaches I think we'll figure those headaches out mila. Yes, we're gonna And it's just to stop it's just so you finish your flapjacks and froggie them froggie And then you come back because then we'll lead them together and I will make some inspiration because I had this idea if we were to put like Like maybe like all kind everything in the kitchen inside one of them and then eat it together will be super delicious That sounds like a wonderful like the the chimkin nuggets we could put in there And then we could also put like a lot of sweet stuff and then we could put like sour drink in there All would be so good What do you think of my new head too? How do I look? You're really pretty in pink. Hey, mr. Greco. You're really beautiful. Thanks. I'm just gonna look. Oh, look Oh Mr. Frost, you smell really gross, but green Green what green? Oh I uh, click my heels together. I I had anticipated green and so I don't even have to notch them I uh, click them together and They start to do a their colorful display Okay, blarby and I cook you go get clean and then we see soon. Okay. Yes. Yes. I'll be back Yeah, we're gonna go clean up. Mr. Greco I had a frost Hmm Thank you for not taking me back to the hospital. Of course. Thank you for helping me. This is better than the house. No, no, hey We'll go this way. I truly uh, and and and sincerely understand Hey, we we we want you to feel happy and safe here and Enjoy your creative food inventions. Oh and I Mr. Greco, I hope you don't mind but she rushes over to the overturned bowl of flour spilling all the floor She reaches she reaches in and she pulls out a very flour covered hoodie I didn't want I didn't want him to be sad upstairs alone. Oh, it's perfect. He loves making flapjacks. He loves it. Don't worry You're looking good. Hootie. You're falling making some flapjacks again I promise I'll clean him. He just he's really good at cooking That's great. We'll get him all patched up. It's like we're gonna need to clean up Then who do you get cleaned up? Well full bellies with some breakfast and we're all gonna be happy, right? Okay All right, goodbye stinky boys. We're back in a bit. I'm already back. See you get oh Just give me a moment Come on blurry. We have to put that meat on the grill She just skips over to the cooler box and starts rummaging through upstairs everybody. She's still wearing She's still wearing the oversized band tea And you see as she's half Ducked into the cooler boxes barbie bounces over to help her so that she doesn't fall in And the two of them get back to cooking as you walk out shut the door behind you the music That poppy music that they were listening to is muffled by the closing of the door And all of you are able to make your way upstairs. Are you going to kremi's office or just a different room? There are presumably a variety of of showers Oh, yeah, there are a variety of apartment rooms that kremi runs out to the staff in general You even have spaces of your own before before we scatter. Yeah, we'd start we'd start talking 29 was it She's not from some fucking hospital guys. She's the chrysalis thing 29 well, there's a number of implications the first is of course that she has been Experimented on it may explain her headaches and it may explain more additionally That chip may have a tracking device inside of it There may be more already or aware that she is here and we are in great danger even now and there's Her behavior, uh, she she seems sweet and wonderful, but she doesn't remember anything about the the the Violent episode that she had even though she was right there in the moment. It's a bit grim, but I'm pretty happy We didn't find blarby splattered all over the walls. Oh my god, you told me Why would you even think about that? He's not wrong. It's a possibility. No, it's a valid point. I'm not gonna tell her to go home Do you think she should go home now? She shouldn't be here And now that we're back let's enjoy a nice breakfast and then we got to take this fucking seriously All right, this is life and death. You understand fellas? Yeah I still get cleaned up and have a nice breakfast and then we'll think about and worry about all that All right, and I guess on account of it being a reward I suppose I will bring myself a shower be a good idea lads I'll stop by my my little fridge grab a crispy boy And I'll stop and I'll say hey Topec. Yeah I I didn't believe half the things I heard about the drain. I'm uh I'm awful. Sorry that you had to live long that for so long You didn't deserve that lad I appreciated Greco, but don't worry about it. It's in the past And today He's a gift. It's what I call it a present, you know, that's what my mom always said Okay, time for a shower be a lads. I'm already there You are getting ready to spurs to make your way towards the showers. You've just had this realization that this poor girl is not sick but is most likely some sort of experiment by the corpos that That exist in this place as You are thinking through What this child has gone through and frost you have a realization The headaches the power You put your hand to the back of your neck You feel something hard and sharp A little bit painful Something you never really thought about before She's Just like me on the streets All alone and then But that's impossible there. I I don't remember any Experiment I don't remember any I'm just talking to myself. You you all stop in your tracks as frost just begins to speak to himself You watch as he rubs the nape of his neck looking nervous. There's no Increasingly, there's no way that that's could have happened What are you talking about frosty, okay? Yeah, you're right. I I think i'm just losing it. It's been a long it's a long day, but I I feel like I I feel something here. Can you can I do you pills that? No, no, no I haven't I haven't in many hours, but just just get in can you can you over here quickly? Can you can you scan me? What are you talking about? Crammy you know, you know how to use it. What are you talking about? I Scan you that I I I Think about it her abilities Her her her Being found on the street like it like like she was she's just like me I Just have to be sure if we scan me and then there's nothing then I can go take a shower and we will be we we Please please I'm just asking. I'm just begging begging begging. Please All right. All right. I'll show her this Scanning Gideon you approach frost the scanner in hand Responding to his request, but not sure what you'll see Just as you did with Mila you press the button and the light washes over the back of frost's neck You wait a moment thinking for a second that has detected nothing Then the screen alights It mirrors the exact same process of reading the encrypted code until just like with a mysterious girl It displays a single number zero zero four And that is where we'll end the session Oh my god You You're message amplified ready to share your message with the world start your podcast journey with pod bean Pod bean the ai powered all-in-one podcast platform thousands of businesses and enterprises trust pod bean to launch their podcasts Use pod bean to record your podcast use pod bean ai to optimize your podcast Use pod bean ai to turn your blog into a podcast use pod bean to distribute your podcast everywhere Launch your podcast on pod bean today