Ep. 671 (Full Episode) My Granny's Getting Cracked...!? 🙃 + Selena Gomez’s Dirty Foot Fetish | Brown Bag Mornings (03/04/26)

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to tie Brad back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, perito, do it, go! This has to be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, S.S? Don't you know I'm local? I'm so cool. And I wanted to share with you all. California just announced who is going to be inducted into the California Hall of Fame. Yes, we have our own Hall of Fame. One day we will be there, my friends. One day we'll be. Yes. Actress Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow. Wow. Is going to be inducted into the California Hall of Fame. Also, the Govonetta. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. Which I think is really cool. Yeah, that's cool. I wonder what they're going to do for him. That's what I was thinking right now too. I was like, why? Is he from California? He's not from California. He's from California. He's from the freaking governor. He's from Austria. Yeah, but he did make his name in Venice, California. Yeah, I was going to tell you Gold's Gym. I know it because of the freaking Arnold Schwarzenegger. By the way, have you seen the documentary? Have you seen Gold's Gym now? Pump and Iron. No, no. Have you seen Pump and Iron? Love it. You would love it. You would love it. You would love it. You really? He talks about what the pump feels like. Yeah. You pause. No, no. Play, play, play. Fast forward. It feels like an explosion. Yeah. All right, I got to watch it now. You have to watch it. I'm watching it. The governor will be immortalized in this Hollywood, California excuse me, Hall of Fame, Jamie Lee Curtis as well. You know all her acting? Yeah, yeah. All her scary movie acting. Halloween, all the stuff, freaky Friday. So overdue. No bull is going to get inducted. Wow. Oh, wow. The restaurant. The guy. Oh, god. Oh, god. No bulls, no bulls, no bulls, no bulls, no bulls, no bulls. I, again, I saw a documentary about him. It's on Amazon Prime if you guys want to watch it. I'm going to add that. You didn't know that was his name stupid? I'm going to add that, but like, I'm going to add that to a California winning in hell. It's not it. What is it? Hall of Fame. No, the food, not the food. It's not the food. It's the shit. Yes. The food Prime won a lot of stuff, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no bulls actually really, really cool. Something I learned about him in his documentary. I watched this so you don't have to. Is that clearly he is from Japan. Learned the sushi, how to create it, all of that. Then for some reason, he goes to Peru. In Peru, he starts using the things that they have as ingredients. And he's come up with so many things. When you see the alapeno on top of a roll or anything, he did that. Oh, wow. He added cilantro and I was like, wow, Peruvians in Mexico can tell the same thing. No, but he did that. He's created a, but like, the crispy rice that we've ate in sushi restaurants. Yeah. That other people have copied or just made their own. He started that. He created so many. You know, like that dish where there's oil and there's sashimi, which is just like sliced fish. He created that too. Like this for him. So she was just regular rolls and then just like the fish on top of the rice. Or like hand rolls and stuff like that. Nothing too crazy and he kind of mixed and fusioned it up. Wow. We have to thank him for all the Instagram stories and stuff like that. Your Instagram stories. Oh, sorry, that's our next entity. Your Instagram stories, little hater. Okay, but speaking, what's up, bro? Is there anybody from actually from California on this list? That's what I'm saying. Oh, crap. Is that adding up? I'm sure Jamie Lee Curtis is from my community. Maybe he's a little bit of a... No, I wanted to tell you guys also and big up. A groundbreaking all female group, Mariacci Reina de Los Anjeles. They too are going to be inducted into this California Hall of Fame. Sound a little bit like this. Come on, baby girl. Come on, baby girl. Jamie Lee Curtis, by the way, is from Santa Monica. There we go. Why you cut off the Mariacci, the women. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey. Don't cut off women. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, don't cut off women on women's minds. Come on, man. Yes. Come on, man. March is for Mariacci's. I'm Jimmy Lee Curtis. Mardiache March. That's right. Yeah, Mardiache March, madness. Yeah. That's a nice shot. That's a huge, dirty thing we're doing. It's like, hope you have fun. Okay. Hey, big up to all of the inductees. There's a couple of US Olympians is there as well. But I just wanted to highlight and big up everybody that was on this California Hall of Fame. Nice. And one day, one day, manifestation, one day, it will be us. Yes. Yeah. And we are from California. We are. Yeah. I got him. I'm gonna switch up right after, you know. Shot on. Do it, come here. Now what's going on? Yeah. Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, this cheesemation is a little bit. Oh, by the way, Angie is out sick. Yep. I hope she feels better. Send her good vibes. Please send her medicine balls. Send her all of that. Okay. But just in Timberlake, I think he's trying to hide something. Okay. So he was arrested. I don't know if you guys saw this. We all saw the mug shot. I remember him. I love him being arrested. Like in the Hamptons? Yeah. But he has now filed a petition to stop the release of Bodycam video from his drunk driving arrest. And he says it would cause him irreparable harm if it got out. Oh. What do you think was in there? I already know what was in there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He tried to bust some terrible dance moves to get out of the ticket. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, if he was like, I'm just in Timberlake. Yeah. I'm gonna rock down. That's what I was gonna say. That's what I was gonna say. Like, if he tried to see. And he was just terrible because he's watched now. And he was just like, oh. Like, guys. Nobody's gonna go to his tour if they see that. You know what I mean? I got this feeling. No, no, no. It's just in Timberlake. I think that would make him more popping. No. No. Trying to find this thing. Okay. I was thinking what if he's listening to Britney Spears while I pull him over. Oh. That could be. Like, that's sex. Oh, yeah. Was she the passenger seat? Or something. I don't know. It happened something he says. It had to be something that he says to the officer. Yeah. Irreparable harm, bro. Or is he just so drunk that it's embarrassing? No. Embarrassing things happens every day that makes us celebrity more likeable. What the heck would he have done to give irreparable harm? Yeah, I just picture him doing the rockier body like Vic said. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Janet Jackson should have been banned more time or something. I don't know. Like something bad. That would have been very well. Yeah. Oh, when it's not Vic's the body. It would have been terrible for him to say that. He was arrested on a DWI charge after leaving the American hotel in Sag Harbor, New York. Initially charged one count of driving while intoxicated in two citations, one for running a stop sign, and one for failure to keep in the lane. Bro, he was kind of river, bro. He was crying. Oh. Oh. They pulled him over. It was a good sign. Why do we have that in the system? But not all the old school stuff that I was looking for. What? Why don't we have F faces by scar face in the system? That should be fair. I'd be a rare right here. Anyway, let's see you here and we're there. Justin's in here, like, is trying to keep this drunk driving arrest body cam video away from our eyes. And you know that's going to make us want to see more just things. Yeah, I know. We didn't even know about it. No one can't wait. No one knows. No one knows. 50 seconds. Get on it. That was just stuff that we can't get. That's the sound of that, buddy. The petty police. It petty. It just puffy. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and impetuous. This. Pretty. Pettias. So this is one way to get back at social media for making fun of your boyfriend or husband. Selena Gomez. All right. Let me take you back a little bit. A little bit ago. Selena Gomez is man, Benny Blanco. How would you describe Benny Blanco, a guy's like a, he looks like Andre the giant. Yeah. Like a teacup. Yeah. Yeah. His fluffy hair, you know, recently did a podcast with Lil Dickie and in the podcast, which is a video podcast, you saw like that his feet were really, really dirty. Like he just probably walks around barefoot. Which might be a thing. I know some people they do that for grounding. Ground. Ground that brings you close to the earth. That settles your shock rose, equilibrium, all that nervous system. I think they watched their feet still though. Yeah. This is dark. This is dark. If I would have done that as a kid, I would have been grounded. Yeah. True, true, true. Yeah. But it wasn't just that. He also was like, hey, can the mics pick up things that like noises from my body and proceeded to do this. Let's see if you guys can pick this up. I'm gonna pick up. I like that. That was just a little. A little squeak. Oh. Oh. So him. What. They're like smell like. Yes. That clip went viral. Because people were like Selena Gomez. What the heck are you doing? Yeah. Miss Selena. Was this a way really plays. Selena Gomez. Yeah. Because she sold like, the 40-farts again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they go back on the podcast as a couple. Selena Gomez is by the funky little feet of Benny Blanco. And she kissed his feet like on camera. What? My mom said I was very... They liked that. Oh, don't make it a moment. Oh, no, I wasn't. I liked it. Oh, they're so gross. Oh, yeah, but that's what she got back. Everybody was clowning him. Everybody was telling her why you would him. And she just suck it to me. She was like, no, I'm a kiss his feet live on this podcast. Yeah, I'ma talk to my homegirl Selena Gomez because she just added me to her like best friends list. Oh, she added everybody. That's the whole thing Selena Gomez put everybody on her close friends. I got to talk to her about this. It's disgusting. Like his feet are... Super gross. They weren't as dirty as the first time he was on. I could tell like maybe she made him like clean that up. If you could try to hear the little that she does watch. My mom said I was very... Oh! Even the awkwardness makes it worse. No, because he was like, it was for play lookie. It was. Oh, don't make it a moment. Oh, no, I wasn't. I liked it. It made me feel good. I love you so much. Oh, and then she put... She puts her head... Oh, she puts her head there. She puts her head at his feet. Yeah, which I'll tell you as a wife that loves her husband, I've kissed his feet. Yeah, I'm saying like his feet are up, I'll kiss him. Yeah, but they're clean, right? Yeah, but also it's like been a long day. They've been in socks. Yeah. But like I'll still kiss them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean like, but they're not this dirty. Yeah, there's a difference between maybe sweaty and dirty. True. And I'll kiss them, but like y'all will never see it. It's unless he's down to do the only fan's account that I was telling him we should do. Oh, what? Do you want me to match it wrong? We want to see this. All right, that was petty. I'll see you in a go mess. But yeah, don't be talking to her. Don't be saying anything about her relationship. She'll just double down on it. Yeah, she's gonna do worse. No, no, no. All right, yeah. I don't even know me. Letty. Greg. Oh, he's done? I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. I said, yeah. Oh, he's done? That's how? Oh, he's done? What are we doing? We're going there. We're going there. We're going there. We're going there. We're going there. All right. People who need to put some respect on our names. All right. Well, meet me at Whole Foods. We're going to be at Whole Foods. No. No, no, no. Everyone, they got to get some. He's not throwing your face. People need to put respect on our names. Because we're going Hall of Arro now. So where? Hall of Arro. Hall of Arro. We're up right now. Because of our Byron Scott interview. That has to be a legendary Laker and coach. Yes. He was recently in, we just did an interview with him. And one of the questions that we asked him is going super viral. Concrete had asked him if LeBron should be gone and be done with the Lakers. And this is what Byron had to say. Are you ready to see him go from the Lakers? Um, yeah. You know, I mean, like I said, I'm going to be a little bit more honest. I mean, like I said, I'm a fan. But, you know, I don't miss words either. I mean, I think this should be his last year here. Eeeeee. Great job. Great question. Yeah. Great job. Yeah. Teamwork. Teamwork makes the dream mark, all right? And I saw it everywhere. It went everywhere. But nobody's giving us credit. So we have to call them out. We have to call them out. We don't mean no one's giving us credit. People are going on their own little shows that they have. Chill out, Rochelle. Chill out, Rochelle. Chill out, Rochelle. Chill out, Rochelle. It's a national show. It's a big favorite show. It's one of Big Star shows. This guy's called Colin What? What's his name? Colin Coward. Colin Coward. Colin Coward. Coward. Oh, my God. I don't know what to do with that. That was very cool. That was very cool. That was very cool. He went on his show and did it give us any credit. You know what he called us? What? This is what he had to say. 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Yeah, you don't spot him. I mean, what? What? We're a podcast. A podcast. He said he was on his podcast. This would be gladly byron Scott's podcast if we wanted to. But. Oh. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. That is what he said right here. I'm going to put Byron Scott really said that publicly? Definitely saying it. Yeah. You don't spot him. I mean, he was not on his podcast. I'm so mad. Right. I'm so mad. After all the times we talked about you, Shannon Sharps. Shannon Sharps. Shannon Sharps. Shannon Sharps. Shannon Sharps. I'm Shannon. Yeah. I do. Hey, maybe that was get back. Please just say your name. Oh, come on. We're cheating. Please say your name. Say your name. Nobody. No, no, no, no. Oh. Okay, go. Say your name. Say your name. Nobody. No, no, no, no. Oh. Okay, go. Say your name. Say your name. No one is around you. Say Brownback Mornies. Say your name. Say your name. Say my name. You act and kind of shade it and call it me Brownback Mornies. Oh my gosh. Please just say your name. We need it. It's not that hard. It's three words. Brownback Mornies. Okay. All right. Now, I don't know. Someone called us Brownback people were. That's a big bag. That's what we got to call them the Ug show. The Brownback. Yeah. Good job, good job, that was great. Check this out, homie. Need a homie or need some help? Bring me your head. Need a line? I mean, online. We've got you four. The homie, help line. Robert needs our help. Robert, Robert hit us up and said, Brownback. My name is Robert, and I saw you guys said, send in lesbian stories. So here is mine. We didn't say that. We didn't. We didn't. Concrete said that. Concrete said that. Because he said it's... Maddie, Maddie March Madness. Maddie March Madness. No, that's Maddie March. Maddie March. Maddie March. Maddie March. Maddie March. Maddie March Madness. Okay. But he said, send in lesbian stories. So here is mine. I can't believe I'm saying this. But my granny is getting cracked by a woman. This is not real. And I don't know what to do about it. He said, my granny is 72, by the way. This past weekend, we went to brunch for my mom's birthday, and we were all shocked at who she brought. Granny brought a much younger woman with her and said, this is her new girlfriend. We had no idea she was even lesbian. She just sprung it on us out of nowhere. Hmm. He said, I'm not gonna lie though, my granny seemed really happy. She was glowing, had a new perfume, didn't have that old red nail polish. She got French tips now. Oh my God. And she hasn't seen this happy in 20 years since before my grandpa passed away. She's never brought a partner around us since he died, and I guess I now know why. He said, I talked to my mom about this. She's not sure what to think yet. She's also processing it all. The lady was so nice to all of us though. Great manners, a real gentle woman. And she's probably in her like early 50s, he said. But she looks good for her age. And I'm just shocked and don't know how long this is going, has been going on behind our backs. Brown back, how do I deal with my granny coming out? Grandma has a new Subaru out back. Can you guys stop Subaru out back? I'm being... I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope our homegirls of the community can call in and tell us what kind of cardiovascular drive and one of them will not be, I think, good luck. Anyway, anyway, all right. So Rob is conflicted because I guess, trying to see how he can deal with the situation of his Avalita having a girlfriend. Yeah. After this whole time having photos of the grandpa, like of course, that's still part of it. She still loves him all of that. He passed away 20 years ago, is really, she hasn't seemed this happy in 20 years before my grandpa passed. Yeah. Wow. So very, it's kind of like twofold, right? Cause it's like, first, they didn't even know she was dating. You know what I'm saying? They haven't met anybody that she's dated. She's older and then all this, and now it's a woman. And he's got to be older if he knows how she was 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. So you think he's probably like, oh, it's probably just a phase that she's going through right now? Hmm. I mean, she's in her, she's out, let's say she's in her final phase. Oh, that's just 72. Which, nothing, Rob, 72, don't do that. My dad's 75 got way more to go. My dad's 75 got way more to go. Whatever you say, Vic. She going out with a bang. She, get cracked. Okay. How does Robert deal? Is he saying, how do I deal with my granny coming out? There's things that must be, like you're saying, you're seeing all the happiness that she's gone through. Yeah. But there's things that must be a little bit weird for you guys, not necessarily about the whole who she's dating, but that she's moved on past your grandpa. Yeah. The dad part's going to be something new to deal with. You said that this person seems really nice. This person is also much younger than your Avalita. If she's in her early 50s, that's a good 20 year difference. Yeah. Okay. How can we help them? Oh. Gabby in Southgate. Gabby, when was the Ask Gabby? How are you? Good morning. When was the Ask Gabby talk to us? What would you tell Robert? Robert's kind of going through a little crisis. Avalita passed away. It's about to be 20 years. They're planning a really big party. But he just found out that, a recently found out that his Avalita has a girlfriend and is going to bring that girlfriend to the 20 year anniversary. And he wants to know if he should just be like, no, we can't do it. You cannot bring her. Or if they should allow this new flame in Avalita's life. So I think to the original question about how does he deal with his Avalita getting cracked by a girl, he needs to mind his business. Because I don't know if it would make him sleep better at night knowing that she was getting piked down by some old men. Hi. Right. It was a different. I was going to say like that. Because he said it like that. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You got to hit him. Yeah. Yeah. He said it cracked by a woman. All right. You want her to pipe? Put all these old pipes. All right. You want to russy pipe in there? He's gone. Oh. Does she have an iron deficiency? Not anymore. Oh. All right. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Now, how about the part? As for going to the anniversary, I mean, same thing. Treat it the same way you would if you moved on. Did they expect her to never move on? But I understand if they find it a little bit weird. But I think they just need to face it that same way. She had brought them in. How would they react then? Are they still going to tell her, hey, you know what? We're not feeling it. You know, maybe not yet. Or maybe we feel like out of respect for him and what you had with him. Well, it should be the same way no matter what. It will bring him. That's what I'm saying. I mean, it's probably just like, okay, if they see her with like, you know, old dude from like the old folks home, it's like, okay, I get it. All right. He just takes this back. Gabby, when he says you sound hot for all that talking, oh gosh. He's one of those. Oh, God. He also said that, yeah, he would still feel the same way if it was a dude. Because it's for the grandpa. Okay. Then they should all, all the family should get together and they should tell her like, you know what? I understand he was your man at the end of the day also. But, you know, our his family too. We're not really comfortable with this. Yeah. And her girlfriend should understand that. He's just saying what's up, tell her what's up, tell her what's up. No, no, no. You have a man. There you go. Ah, I never, never. I never, never passed away. Would you, uh, no. No. Well, no, I'd be going with some food. Oh, you're so cute, Gabby. Just like me. Stop, guys. You're nice. I mean, it's what we do. Why do you even bring out those stupid questions? That's our one. She's talking about her grandma getting cracked by an old guy. Pipe. Pipe. It's insane. Pipe. I'm thinking about the wrinkly. All right. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, the rusty trauma. OK. OK, Alex and Reno. Oh, look, Reno. Reno. Hey. That coward. Alex. Alex. Uh, what's up, Alex? Alex. Alex. Alex. I was trying to figure out how to do with his Avalita, uh, having a girlfriend after all of these years. They had, she had Avalito. He passed away 20 years ago. He's also the favorite grandchild of that Avalito. So he kind of feels like this extra like, no, it's about, it was about to be 20 years. Like if you're not taking part in taking part in taking part in taking part in taking part would you tell him? I'll make a big but I agree with Gabby, I think you should mind his own business. All right. Thank you so much. You're so fast. Very insightful. Yeah. No, you should mind his own business, bro. And the fact that like the grandpa, like rest in peace, the grandpa, but like that food diet 20 years ago, bro, I think your grandma's a great grandpa. Oh my god. My nipples don't think like that. Wow. What does it matter the time? That is your mother. You're not allowed, bro. Time is a human construct, bro. True. It could happen just yesterday. Did you see interstellar? One hour turns into 30 months or something. Yeah. Yeah, his soul. I never seen him. Oh, go watch it. It's a great movie. In his soul, only five minutes went by. So after five minutes after, he's just seeing his wife. He's a speed through kind of watching overall of this. Yeah. I don't know. My, my girl's grandma's, uh, lesbian and, and we all love her, bro. Like no one, no one ever criticized her and all cares. And she's like a piece of nice person. So I, if she wants to rule that way, I think that I think you should just let her, bro. Let her live her life. Yeah. And to me, that's the least of the like, oh my gosh. Like that, you moved on. Yeah. And that's how you chose to move on. But it is the moving on period. It's bringing it to 20 years, bringing the new person. The bringing the new person. Yeah, that's like a whole like, you're old, bringing a new person into it. You should just die. I mean, you're like just die low from what it seemed like. I mean, okay. So like all the songs say die, die low. Yeah, she's not. I don't know. I'll be single for the rest of my life. There's that one. My great grandma, um, her husband, my great grandpa, passed away when I think she was in her 30s. And as far as we know, she's never dated ever since. They had 12 kids and she was just like, all right, I'll just, I'm a single, I'm single mom now. A lot of older people that just accept that they're going to be by themselves. To this day. Yeah. Like she hasn't dated, remarried, nothing. Well, the whole time and, and you know, I'm not saying it's wrong if you do, but I'm just saying like, sometimes they're just like, all right, peace out. I'm saying it's wrong if you do. I'm saying it's wrong if you do. I'm saying it's wrong if you do. Okay, I'll do it when you do it. You're trying to do it. Okay. Uh, actually, our guy Jose had a kind of similar. Really? Are you saying, could you talk about it? Yeah. Yeah, a couple of friends will mind, uh, by the sister, their parents ended up separating because they were both gay. Like they both ended up coming out of the closet. Oh, oh, wow. And they ended up being friends like, different ways. Yeah, like the mom was the last being in that was gay. Oh, yeah, so they can be besties, yeah. That, but yeah, oh, that was so different. I was thinking like that. I've bullied that guy older than, no, they, they, they separated. Yeah, they, maybe they catered each other. Yeah, they argue that each turn each other out. Why? But they get along now. Yeah, they get along now. That's common. That's common. That's happened to my brother before. My brother's best friend. No, not what he's saying is they both changed. Yeah, so my brother's best friend, their parents, their parents, they were dating for about what, 30 years. And then the dad came out being gay and they, Yeah, but did the mom come out to be lesbian too? No, the mom's straight, but they're best friends now. Oh, no, yeah, that's common. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is wild. Yeah, yeah. But like, both of them, just like you showed me, I don't want nothing. Good, because you showed me, I don't want nothing to do a job. Hey, girl, I got a confession. Okay. This is, okay, back to my character. Hey, old people. Robert's Aboelita has moved on from Robert Lito. There are about to be, this was about to be 20 year anniversary of his passing. And to him, it means a lot. He was a favorite grandchild. And they're about to have a party. But that willita wants to bring her new girlfriend. He's already trying to deal with and has asked us, how do I deal with my willita getting cracked by a woman, his words. Yeah. And now he's like, bro, I just don't feel comfortable in this whole little space of like this, this anniversary. Because what is it going to be? Hey, Aboelita, I remember, because the stories are going to be like, you and Aboelita, or you and then, and then you best have the amiga. Yeah. Yeah. Why is grandma have short, spiky hair now? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That naturally happens when you get old. Yeah, that's what happens when you get old. Yeah. Yeah, we all have short hair. We get hair, though. We get hair, though. No. Okay. Albert, Albert and Salki, what's up? Albert, talk to us. What would you tell Robert? Hey, what's the other problem? I don't know. He's the us. Yeah. I think we're looking at the wrong picture, bro. What if I were little? I already knew that grandma was cracked, was getting cracked by women. And I would let her just have multiple partners, bro. What? Hold on. What? Now you're making him a cheater? Why was he being, I'm not a cheater because, because if she was by, grandma was by, and grandpa accepted it, grandpa, all right, well, it's what, I got multiple, I got multiple people to crack at night. What do you know about your mother? So they were all getting it cracking together? Yeah, they were all, yeah. Would I know about my little, or let me find my little from the same pueblo we're here. No! No! Stop it! Stop it! I, I, I, I, I, pueblo Nuevo, and I had uncles that I never knew. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh. We're pie cousins, fall of line. Oh, no, no. Why is that a bring my family into your life? Yeah, that's wild. That was really wild. Oh, the, oh my gosh. So grandpa knew. Angie, Angie in Pasadena. Angie, Angie, good morning, Angie. Hey, good morning, everyone. Angie, this is a perfect question. I just saw your call notes. Please, go ahead. Talk to Robert, who's tripping out that his grandma has moved on after 20 years of his grandpa, his grandpa passing, and moved on with the woman, no less, and his eyes feels like, how do I deal with her getting cracked by woman? And then also is leading up to the 20-year-on-aversary celebration they're supposed to have for their abuelito and grandma wants to bring this woman around. Angie, what do you have to tell them? Robert, I just want to know what if it would have been the other way around and your grandma was the one that went first? Because men don't stay alone by themselves as long as women do. And I've been with my husband for 31 years, and I already told him, please don't bring a date to my funeral. Because that's how quick it happens. Damn. Dumbly. Yes. Yes. Dumbly a date to your funeral? Angie, he's writing back. He said, I was my abuelito's favorite, not my abuelitas. Okay. But that doesn't matter. So it's about him then. It's not even about the family. Yes. It's about him. Yes. He cares more about his comfort than everybody else. See, I'm here getting you. Other people are okay with it in this family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he needs to get over it. I'm sorry. I'm pressing keys, grandpa, but yeah, I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Hey, either grandma. That's that's pretty funny. Don't bring a date to my funeral. Yeah, because you fools are crazy. No. That's like, what if I'm if I'm gone, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. When are you coming? I'm going to. KPWRF, I'm HD1 Los Angeles, Paramanos 6. At least I'm all for hip-hop inside the homey-hop line. I don't know if I did that earlier. I did do it. No, I didn't. Okay. Okay, well, we're inside the homey-hop line. Robert hit us up. He's dealing with this. How? Because he said that you guys called this lesbian week and yes, it's women's the first week of women's one. I don't know if we're going to make it. They are concrete, conveniently left today. Yeah. No. Because you know what we should do? We should do Maddie Mucha Madness. Maddie March Madness. So here we are. I'm talking about Robert, who hit us up and said, hey, while you're doing this is perfect. My Walita 72. She recently got with a woman and it's tripping me out. The lady is nice, but my grandpa's 20-year anniversary is coming up. And I feel really sad of that to know that she's going to bring the woman to the celebration. How do I deal with this? Okay. Dani, Dani in Mission Hills. What's up, Dani? Hey, what's up guys? So I've had my talk with my wife about this. I get something where it happens to me. And I just told her, re-marry, who cares? I'm dead. Like, have a good time, have fun. Like, who cares? The grandma's doing. Just let her have a good time, dude. It's like, who cares? I'm going to do your thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, what was her response? She said no. Yeah. And she got mad at you. It's like, what do you, you don't let me know if that you want me to keep me forever? You don't let me know that you don't want me to go ahead. I think she thinks I'm testing her, but I'm not testing her. I'm dead serious. Like, if something happens to me, I'm gone. Whatever you believe in, heaven and hell, whatever. Yeah. Like, I'm somewhere else doing my thing. Oh, he's going to be doing his thing. You're going to be doing his thing. Oh, he's going to be doing his thing. He's in heaven. He's going to be with 72 virgins. Yeah. Hey, Helen Keller doesn't look too bad. I'm sure it's whatever. God, why don't you go have him and killer out of all. What? Yeah, Marilyn Monroe. A lot of people you can name, but that's. Hey, I'm you're right. Yeah, what? That's what you're going to eat up, bro. Yo, I think she could see in the afterlife. What? I want to talk to your wife. Oh, I got sick out of all people. I'm a killer. We need a call. I don't know who Helen Keller is. I'm one of the few that doesn't hold. She's deaf and blind. Holikas. No. No, what? Ro. No. Greg. No. No, no, what? Greg, no. Who am I thinking of? Who am I thinking of? You're on your own, bro. Who am I thinking of? You're on your own, buddy. Oh, are you thinking of the Diary Girl? He's thinking of her, I think. I don't even want to say the name. I'm free. I'm free. No, I'm going to be a man. Oh, what? What? What? Whatever. I've done it. Girl. Oh. Oh. Take it to go to Disneyland. You got to pick between Greg and Vic. Greg and Vic are my two gladiators. They're even wearing gladiators. I know this is weird because it's, I don't know. What's is that a toe? It's just hair for Vic. It's just hairy sandal. These are really tied on my calves. Oh, goodness. I got them in my fashion cute. Also, the strap is broken. OK. We got Jocelyn in downtown LA. Jocelyn. Hi, good morning. Hello, honey. Jocelyn, who do you want to go? Who's your player in this game? I'm a friend. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Is there a reason Jocelyn? Do you like his little F-boy style? What is it? Greg just has a nice personality. Said no one ever. I like you, Jocelyn. He cannot afford these tickets to give to you if he uses. I just want you to know. OK. Estella. Estella in South LA. Who are you going for, what are you going for, Vic, right? Who's Cran's Vic? OK. Is there a reason? Don't like like Jocelyn did a bug egg. I feel like he always goes for it and wins. That's right. Winner. Winner. Say it again. No, don't do that. OK. It's between both of you fools. OK. So here's what we're going to do. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready to play? Another game. Yes. OK. So this is one of those games where I'm going to say a subject. And you each have to say something in that subject. And whoever loses, like whoever can't name something or repeats loses, OK? Easy. So Disneyland, one of our favorite Disney princesses. Disney characters is Ariel. Ariel. Oh, by the way, you guys want to rock paper scissors who go first? I'll go first. Oh, let them go first. OK. OK. OK. Ariel, one of our favorite Disney characters. She lives under the sea. Under the sea. Come on now. All right. We're going to go back and forth, naming things that are also under the sea, whoever gets stumped. You lose. Or you repeat, you lose. OK. It's something that's not under the sea. You lose. All right, go, Vic. Coral reef. Lobster. Fish. Shark. Dolphin. Whale. Whales perm. No. What do you mean? Where is it under there? It's part of the whale. It's part of the whale. Of course. It's floating around. Victor, no, I'm not going to let. Oh, come on. We're not going to let. We're not going to let. Oh, come on. Hey, Johnson, congratulations. You are going. I'm a very white Disneyland. Jackson, Kelly. Jocelyn, congratulations. You're going to Disneyland. I love all things. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. I would have won if it wasn't for you meddling people. Vic, why would you do that? Because it's true. I just beat fat, spit, facts. You know what I'm saying? Then you can get a ticket to Estella, though. You're biol. Because you messed up. No, I didn't. No, no. That is part of the whale. The whale. That's in the whale. It separates. No, it doesn't. It's in the whale. No, he lets it out. Out of his brawl hole. There's so many other things he could have. All right. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Essa? Don't you know I'm local? You guys. Zadi was on the news. What? Zadi. Who? Zadi. And who is Zadi? Who is Zadi? Who is Zadi? Who are you saying is Zadi? Who is my Zadi? She is. You tell me who's Zadi, Vic. Who is Zadi? Who's Zadi? Who are you saying is Zadi? Who is my Zadi? Who is Zadi? Who is Zadi? You have your Zadi? At your casa. Who is Zadi? Who is Zadi? Who is my Zadi? Say it. You say it. Who is my Zadi? Umberto. Come on. Umberto. Umberto. That's also Umberto Zadi. Umberto. Umberto. I will say it. All right. He wants Zadi. I will say it. It's one. Umberto. 20 minutes. He says it right away. He's about to get over here. Get over here. Wow. He's the rest room. Onto the video. You probably watched the video right now. Next episode. All right. All right. We're not going to move to Umberto. Come tell me who wants to say it. None of you falls to say it. I'm not saying that. But I'm going to do what to say to this mother. Yeah. Jorge Penicic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I'm happy. And I know what's I do. Let's do this. This is. Yes. But he's on the news. Represent. Represent. running the LA marathon this Sunday. Nice. And the new station went to go interview him. And I don't know if it's just me, but it got a little toxic at the end. And I haven't argument with him on the way. Listen to this. Long time business associate Jorge Piniccio says taking marathon from figurative to literal was always part of the plan. He's the one that put the battery in our team's bag and said we're going to do it. And in order to make good on that promise, you know, in 2024, our team took the initiative and said, you know, let's move forward on this. Peneche helped found the marathon run club to fulfill that mission, putting out an invite to the community. All of the participants are raising money for the neighborhood knit foundation, the philanthropic arm of the marathon brand. One of their goals, convert the cringe on slas and plaza that used to house the marathon clothing store into a community center. OK, all of that is amazing. Yeah, deservedly you deserve. Like that was so awesome. Well, deserved. But I'm still his wife. Yeah. You let another woman interview him? Wow. No, no, no, here's me because you might hear this and be like, this is really nice. And I hear this. I'm like, lady suffering. My husband, listen, we're chipping away one dollar at a time. You know, to make that happen. And we're in one mile at a time. I've been why she laughing. Why is he laughing? Yeah. He was not just laughing at somebody else. Don't you also interview people? So why why why did another woman do it? Yeah, you could have done it. You could have done it for them. They should have gave you the mic. Yeah. Wow. Well, I was here at the time. Oh, they should have waited. Hey, don't start the show. Don't start the show to like get there. These are all valid arguments that I will use if I little thugs he got to make him later. I'm like, I'm laughing for it. What's funny? What's funny? What is it? OK, I thought I was just tripping. I was like, wait, wait, wait. What's so funny? What's so funny? I worked at being away one dollar at a time. You know, to make that happen. What mile? And we're in one mile at a time. No, no. And he started to start to be two. One mile at a time. Oh, it just happens. He has a few things really fast. So that I can't blame him for. All right. Well, thank you for joining me. I wanted to see if I was valid or not. Oh, yeah. Is that to the marathon room, Cloth? Yeah, sure. I'm raising money for funds for the neighborhood and new foundation. It's going down this Sunday, the LA marathon. So all the road closures, all of that. They could have interviewed them as a team, but they just chose him, huh? No, yes. No, no, no. Oh, there's a medal. Hey, just don't let the telemundo or the vision women. OK. See, told me telemundo. You were there yesterday, Alberto. Yeah. Did the telemundo interview Jorge? Yeah, they did. He was the first one. Did you do the weather? Stop. The weather. Where the weather girl there? Where the weather girl? The weather girl. It was a lady. That's two. That's two. Back to back. All right. Tomorrow. I'm warning long. Jorge, be careful. Who's my Zadi? Jorge? Please. Say Jorge's your Zadi. Jorge's your Zadi. That's my girl right there, Alberto. That's a girl. That's a girl. Oh, it doesn't. She's it. Now what's going on? She's Macein with Angie. All right. Big up to Hillary Duffman. She is doing her thing. Not only was she incredible when her younger years and her music career and her acting career, at least in McGuire, they had all the cool hairstyles. I really appreciate me. So some of these in McGuire, some Hillary Duff. But she was also on a podcast where they were talking about food. And she wanted to tell the podcast about her favorite plate at a restaurant called Casa Vega that's out in the valley, right? She talked about a specific plate and the internet is on fire. We all want her at our house. Please, stop. Check this out. Oh gosh. Okay. So they have this thing called Mocha Hete. Mocha Hete is like a mortar and pestle. Yeah. Okay. It looks like a bigger one of those. Number one, I never know what the heck a mortar and pestle was. I had to Google it. And it makes sense, huh? Yeah. I'm more impressed with the small Mocha Hete. Yeah. It looks like a little cup almost. I just don't like the name mortar and pestle. When you smash avocados in, right? No. Yeah. No. That's what the most. That's what the most. That's what the most. That's what the most. It's like a spice is in stuff, I think. Oh wow. It's like a small one, a cup one, yeah? Okay. Okay. That's keep going. And there's beef, chicken, and shrimp inside. Yeah. And then there's a pepper that's almost like a chili reyeno, but like not fried. Who showed her chili reyeno? I know. I know. I know. I feel like the person she's talking to has no idea about anything she's saying. This other lady is like, I know comprened a chili reyeno, yeah? Yeah. I've only been to Cabo. I have only been to Cabo. And it's stuffed with a cheese. Like a, it's a sharing meal. Yeah. And then it has like a special sauce. Yeah. Then that's what makes it the Mocha Hete. And like, okay. So I'm like, wow, lady. Wow, you know a lot. That's a lot about a restaurant. Yeah. She even knows what happens in our homes. Listen. Usually in like a Mexican family, they'll have their own special sauce. And so, Casa Vegas happens to be really good. How do you know? Yeah, how do you know? Let me find out. She was dating Latino man. Yeah. I look at her man's not. Her man's not Latino. That's all I'm saying, maybe back in the day. You know how I'm thinking though. The homegirls Latina. The homegirls Latina. Oh, yeah. The little homegirl. Yeah, I forgot her name, but yeah. Me too. But I would like to saw myself. I look like her. I don't know. Someone showed her Mocha Hete. I feel like that. There is like on albums. You have like the singles. And then you have the album cut or the deep cut. She knew a deep cut Latino dish. Yeah. She's not talking about enchiladas or, you know, tamales. That's like the tacos tamales. Yeah, brilliant. Even knowing the, what is it called? The ones that sizzle? That everyone gets. That's what he does. Yeah. Even that one, I would think she would go to. She went to Mocha Hete. Mocha Hete? You really got to know. She described it way better than I would have. I would have been like, oh, Tina Karnin. I had a thing. You know, the thing that grandma never washes. She said it's her flavor. And then, you know, there's some tortillas around there. You're on the center of the table, everyone did it again. Yeah. That's it. That's how I would have described it. She did a way better job. Who's a little Latina homie? Miranda Sanchez. Miranda Sanchez. Miranda Sanchez. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. Leyla. The thing called Mocha Hete? It's so funny the way that she explains our culture. I know. OK, girl. Sit down. I'm going to tell you about all about it. The Latins are Latinins. I think I was going to say, Linslohan. No, that was your aunt back in the day. We got to Hilary Duff. You're ready to look at Nostalda to a more guy Hete. To all of that, Greg wants to mow your Hete or two. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, please. Oh. Oh. Oh. You know Latins on the Echo rap sheet. Latinset. Go. Let me run that back one more time, New York. Give it to pop. You know Latins on the Echo rap sheet. Latinset. Go. OK, so have you ever been listening to Hete pop or saw a rapper being interviewed or saw a music video? And we're like, I would like to fight them. Low pump. Wow. You already have your answer. Yeah. Socks walk a rapper. Socks was streaming. And he was talking about a potential game that might be in the works reported a little allegedly. I don't know how true this may be. But supposedly it's called Only Hands and you could fight a rapper. If you could fight a rapper, that was going to be my question. Which rapper would you want to fight? And you say low pump. Oh, I have multiple though. I have multiple. Can you give me like why and reason and like what you would do? OK, low pump for, you know, what? What have you thought about this is what I'm saying? All the time. I think about it all the time. I would take out damn near all the lils. I would get low pump. I don't know. I think Lil Yachty might have some hand on the light. No, no, no. Lil Wayne for sure. No, no, no, leave them. He's a legend. Lil Yachty is not Lil at all. He's huge. He's big. Lil Dickie. You're going down, buddy. Oh, I like it. I like it. You're going down. Lil Dickie also might have some hands. Hell no. Or some very obscure fighting stances. Like he might pants himself. And he's like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do with my micro? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah. So according to this, only hand is going to feature Kodak Black, Lil Dirt, Kiglock, and other rappers. Oh, I'm not five. I was going to sit on that black. I'm cool. No. I'm cool. He's crazy. I think he has a strong paint tolerance. Yeah. Kodak Black. I know what I mean. Yes. Stop asking why. So that's why. But would you have someone that you were like, oh, I would get down? Oh, my god. I would want to challenge myself to this. And I would think the game. What? You're done. Bro, you're a. No, bro, that's the worst person you could do. I would pay for your ER bill. That's going to be a lot. So much street credit if I want. But you won't. No, you won't. Who knows that? You won't wait. No, bro. I'm left. The game in the game. I think you're a little too young to see. You never saw the 40-glag video. That part. You didn't see them run up on it. World star, world star. Yeah. No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. I was ready to say Kendrick, because you hate him so much. Bro, he's always hiding. Oh, I saw him. No, don't do that. No, just say, he's a boxing enthusiast, by the way. Why I see his burpees on? Yeah, right, brother. Come on. No, you did it. No, that's not letty. That is not big. That is not parallel to six. As a staff representative, as a crew, that is just great. There's so many rappers. I made you go. I can't let me get ahead of this, Kendrick. He's just saying that for Onary. He's just a troll. He's a cloud chaser. He's a six-line, a brown back morning. Yeah, right. Please, please. Yeah, right. Yeah, why not six-line? Why not fight him? No problem. Yeah, no problem with that. Oh, my God. You have no problem with that. You have no problem. You have no problem with that. Yeah, that's also giving me a good challenge. It's something in the game. You know, like Kendrick's easy. Bro, how are you going to suck up? It's possible. No. I wouldn't even choose with Khalifa. With Khalifa it is. With Khalifa it is. Yeah, and he's tall. But, yeah, no, that doesn't seem like a challenge either. Oh, bro, he literally trains all the time. So? Moe Ty, all that. Yeah. All right. Well, there's a game called Only Hands. A report allegedly in the work where you can fight everyone, OK? OK. You hear? When a level with the game and then we'll talk about it. The McMonmo. The McMonmo. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to talk about this one, Shobblifter. How she got caught, all of that, and how the Irvine Police Department is putting her on blast on. Irvine? Yes, Irvine Police Department. So there was a woman who was arrested for allegedly stealing more than $5,000 worth of clothing from Lou Lemon. So she took three pieces. Yeah, so over in Orange County at the Irvine Spectrum Center. I love going there. Last month, never in my life, because I'll be so nice. It is really nice. It must be my ex. They got it. Yeah, she loved that store. OK, well, apparently there's video you can check it out. Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram. She goes in there with like a double type of gym bag, which Lou Lemon sells. So it could seem like you're there shopping its vibes, right? She crouches down and she just stuffs a bunch of leggings and whatnot. And one legging, you know, I'm gonna lie 100 bucks, 110, 130, all of that, right? Just one. So she stuffs a bunch of them in her double bag, goes outside. This is the kicker. This is how she gets caught. They're waiting for their Uber. No getaway car. Oh, come on. No getaway car. It was her and another woman with the stroller outside waiting for their Uber. And then instead of an Uber came the cops, the spectrum cops, the fur and the spec. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so the Irvine Police Department put this video out on Instagram. I'm a warn you right now they have a hella like loud beat bed in the background, but you can kind of see how she's trying to excuse her way out of what happened. Check this out. Oh. If I give you the one, let me just go home. They feel like they're eating an EDM DJ. She tells him in the video you can check it out. If I give you a little lemon, can you just let us go home? No, no, that's not how it works Sharon. Come on. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's persecuted. Her name is Kylie Marie Schumaker, 27 years old. I know this because Irvine Police put it on the Instagrams. But yes, they try to put the stuff in a stroller act towards as they're waiting for the Uber as if the store wouldn't see what you. It's just Kylie you deserve to go to jail. Yeah, terrible criminal. Yeah. I don't know how the Irvine Police put it was like her right share was replaced by a very friendly driver in a top notch professional outfit in a black and white police car with the five star rating. No tip required. Ah, look at them. Look at your little social media person putting in that work. She is so dumb. Yeah, for real. She's supposed to keep running and running and running and running. Never look back. Yeah, you run out the parking lot. Yeah, we keep going and going and going and going until you are away. Get to the movie theater and then you know what I'm saying? The thing is they were literally waiting outside the store. I'm not familiar with that area. Yeah. But if you look at the video, the stores in the background when she's getting caught by the police. Yeah. Behind her. That's so funny. Yeah, the right share is like a whole little thing. Maybe she was just like chilling like if I act like I didn't do anything, they won't know what's me, but they pulled up on her and the pick up area from that Lulu is pretty far. It's like, okay, okay. The stores look like they're behind her is what I'm saying. Yeah, it's big. It's a huge shopping center. So what do you do when you shop? I just reportedly allegedly, you're going to just keep running, all right? So you keep running, go as far as you can and then you don't post anything about it. You don't tell nobody that you shoplifted for about the next two weeks to see if you're clear. So it's at least been two weeks since it's happened then, right? Once you clear and it's like, all right, nobody's looking for me. Nobody's asking. You sell one piece at a time. Boom. Offer up. Birmingham, please. Good main example to you. I hope it's that one cup that big thinks is cute. Whoa. Okay. All right, let's get into the studio. Four. Hey, you're not gonna tell us to use what's nine plus ten. Tell you what? Look at this studio. It's all right. But it's those who is the fittest and least fitest states in America? You guys have any guesses? Oh, I would say the fittest is Texas. The fittest is Texas? Yeah. Okay, good. I'll give it a thought. Okay, I will give it a say the fittest is Texas. The fittest. The fittest. The fittest. No, nobody said fittest. Oh my God. Fettest or less. Least fit. Yeah, least fit. The least fit is Alabama. Okay, you're close. So the least fit states are heavily concentrated in the South. That's right. Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, Alabama and Tennessee, all landing in the bottom six. Oh, man. Sharing limited exercise infracurion, high rates of inactivity, sharing limited exercise infrastructure, and high rates of inactivity, obesity and smoking. Vermont ranked the fittest state in the US. Really? Excelling and sleep diet, physical activity and low smoking rate while Louisiana landed last. Where's Kelly at? Kelly, you hasn't a guess? Anybody take a guess? I feel like we're fit. We're pretty fit. We're pretty fit. Yeah. We're different types of fits to get in the top 10. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of doing pressure over here. I'll do more. It's number four. Six. Six. I like number eight. You're right. At number eight, California is in the top 10 city net number eight. Are we better than New York, bro? As long as we're better than New York. We are better than New York. Oh, wow. We are better than New York. And because, obviously, we have a lot of trails. We have a lot of people tend to hike more here. I know good. And there's less bad weather, so people tend to be out more in Cali, too. We outside. I would have thought because of Jose. We outside. Well, that too. That's not fit, though. No, that's not fit. No, yeah. Well, if you want to get fit, don't go to the states of Louisiana, Mississippi, West Virginia, Alabama, Tennessee. If you want to be fit, move to Vermont. Move to Vermont. There's also Massachusetts. It's in there, too. Yeah, Massachusetts. Yeah. So there it is. But if you want to get fit, don't go to all of the Southern states basically, the August. There's a lot of fried foods out there. It's good and so good. The food is so good. It's so good. It's so good. All right. Stay smart or stay fit, America. Hello, studios. Look at this. Studio's out for. Shoot the J. Shoot it. Label. All right. So like I was saying before, before when gave context, you say a lot of stuff before like the bourbon copies hot. I didn't say that before. You said before we said that before. Before we went to break, before I was ignored, I said, have you ever asked a coworker for something and got completely ignored? I agree. But I don't know. Why don't we do that? I got you. I think you need the charger, too, right? Oh, yeah. What do you need? I got you. What's your favorite one? Yeah. Me or Greg? We're going one that might rain. Yeah. Congressman. Is this my segment right here? Oh. Hold on a minute. No. You know, oh, I took out Greg. Oh, yeah. Thank you for that. I'm going to just tell us your favorite. Yeah. Yeah. So it's your fine. It's my favorite. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fine. I'm trying to tell a story, you guys. OK. All right. So is your story about how we ignored you before? No. OK. But I can, there man. No, it's a good story. OK. All right. So former Laker and New York Nick Jeremy Lin was on Dwight Howard's podcast. And their former teammate, the goat Kobe Bryant, came up. All right. And Jeremy Lin went on to tell a story about him and Kobe's relationship when they played together on the Lakers. And you guys need to hear us because it is hilarious. Kobe's like, Falam. I was like, I know I'm trying to, but I'm telling the coach. And the coach is telling me, don't foul. So then I'm like, I don't know what to do. He had given me really bad body language. I texted him. I really don't appreciate the body language. Oh, he came back with a sharp response. And then I went back at him. It ended cordial. I was like, I'm not saying that you can't teach me. You're obviously 100 times the player I am. I want to learn anything and everything I can from you. I'm just asking, can you just say and do it in a way that's respectful to me as a man? He was like, all right, I got you. We didn't speak for five months. I'm down. Can you just be more respectful to me? He's like, yeah, I got you. Crickets. I'm a good role man. Talk to me like a girl. Bro, that's Kobe mother. Effing bright. Yeah. And he was in Germany. I was asking for a little respect. You got to let yourself be molded by him, bro. That's a robot. Like he doesn't have feelings on the court. Like that's Michael Myers on the court, you know? Yeah. Like it's the same thing. He's like, okay, when people go to the army, right? And he's like, oh, give me 10 maggot, right? You know that? That's part of like the, I don't know. I saw major pain. I haven't major pain. No, yeah, yeah. Of course, it's kind of like they break you down to like build you up and stuff. But like, at least Kobe, like he's trying to make you, he's not trying to make you suck. No. Look at me copying for Kobe because that's how I talk to the people. Yeah. He's trying to bring the best out of you. No, what do you think, Mike? What do you think? What do you think? Oh, well, well. It's not the messenger. It's the message. Well, I mean, I was, I was reading like a lot of the comments, like under the post and stuff and people are like, Kobe did not care about people's feelings. He cared about winning. Yeah, he did. And I was like, you know what, I can respect that. Jeremy Lin cared about winning too, but he also cared about being respected. Yeah. And you know, he obviously didn't go as far. And he was bounced out of the league, seven, eight years later, you know. As you mentioned it, I'm like, dang, we did have Linsanity on. Yeah. I'm thinking the Lakers. Oh, no, it was on the Nix, but he can't. But we had like, yeah, oh, Linsanity, yeah. But maybe too with Jeremy Lin, he got hella acclaim really fast. He did. Like, like when you said when he was on Nix, it was really fast. Oh, yeah. And it didn't seem like that would it followed him. No, for example, LeBron had a hella really fast. Yeah. But like, it's followed him. It's all career. Like he's maintained it. Yeah, sustained it. Lin just probably couldn't. Like the shine basically like the shine. Well, yeah, because people like it's like, they'll get rookies, right? And I'm not, I'm not Vic. I don't know as much about sports. But like you see the early newcomers, they tell you like a Luca had it really early. You know, like they do that looks like MJ's kids supposedly. Anthony Edwards. Anthony Edwards, like, but it's like, do you maintain that hype? Yeah. Do you meet it or do you fall off of it? Okay. And Lin may have fallen off of it. Yeah. And you know, then there was like highlights that I've seen. And, and you know, when he left the like, because he went to play for the Hornets, Kobe played against them and he fouled them super hard. Now, you know why? And now you know why he always resented him for that text message because I bet he's played with so many other better players in Jermy Lin. And none of them came at him and asked for that. Hey, can I have some respect? He said he did me weird body language. What would that be? Probably. That's what he said. It was your body language. He said, hey, I didn't like the way, well, I didn't like the way you like looked at me or your elbow was shaped at me or what's body language? I mean, I would assume maybe through his hands up. I don't think Kobe wasn't the type to like flip you off. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And so yeah, it was the body language and Kobe was probably just a pulp. Like he was probably like, bro, really? You're coming at me for this because I shook my head at you? Yeah. And he said he had a back and forth and it seems like Kobe was telling him, I'm trying to teach you. And he said, I know you're trying to teach me, but like, can you do it respectfully? And maybe for the things he's trying to teach, there might not be a respectful way to say it. Like, get me copying for Kobe's. Maybe I'd have to do that. And if I tell you, bro, if I say, hey, please, Craig, can you do a nice tease and like, that won't work. Yeah, it will. You don't listen like that. You don't, because I've tried it. That won't not try it. You guys walk all over. No. No, we don't. Look at her body language now. See? She knows I'm right. I tell her the time. Bad cop, good cop. I don't know how to discern internal. I don't know at all. But also, I mean, to give Jermelin some credit that to actually share this story, because a lot of people are going to come at him, because like, Kobe's not here. And everybody is going against him basically. I'm thinking, yeah. Play it one more time. Play it one more time. New up unlocked. I was like, I know I'm trying to, but I'm telling the coach and the coach to tell me, don't foul. So then I'm like, I don't know what to do. He had given me really bad body language. I texted him. Okay, what does that mean? I don't appreciate the body language. You know what I'm saying? Imagine you got that text. I really don't like her. I really don't appreciate the body language, big. Yeah. I'm like, when your girl's mad at you, she faces the other way in the car. Like your body language. Oh, they probably got under Kobe's skin. I get where Lynn was coming from. He's actual coach is telling him something, but the greatest of all time is telling him something to, what does he listen to? Nobody. No, you're supposed to listen to Kobe. Well, listen to the coach. I don't know. Because he's not going to use the coach, Mike. He's what the coach is to. Jamie Lynn, right? No, no, no. What I am telling you is he was coming up in Lakers. He got a direction from the coach and a direction from Kobe. Yeah. The coach probably told him. Yeah. Or he acted unsure and Kobe, probably, I don't know, did something looked at him. Listen to me. I'll get him out of here in two weeks. Yeah. So stupid. Yeah. It's a funny story and shout out to Jay. But we all agree that if Lisa greatness is pretty fine, right? That ends just by the means. Yeah. Michael Jordan punched Steve Kerr in the throat and they won six championships. Look at that. It could be worse, bro. You want to punch me in the throat? What ride would you think?