Running Up the Tab! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Hey, yeah. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedian, and we find... Not today. Fucking Michelin-starred dickhead over here. We find out if they grew up to be happy, not yet. If they grew up to be classy, or if they're just a big old piece of trash, like my co-host. Real garbage man. Hi, my host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toadies in a new edition. She is up to something. I don't know what it is. If I was prepared, I would know the joke. She's got a lot going on. Yeah, so do you, apparently. She does. She's working in a kitchen now. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, what's with all the kitchen content? The Michelin star. She's in the kitchen. I've been watching that Marco Pierre White making him sardine sandwiches. Uh-huh. Butter. Life without butter. Why don't you try watching an elliptical, will you? My co-host is coming at you from across the table. I'm ignoring that. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and, unfortunately, my best friend in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James, Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you, as always. Are you clapping? Stop cutting me off. You fucking kiss-ass. They're all kiss-asses over here, by the way, everybody. All of them. They'll suck up on Kippy's teats. Hairy nipples. I don't get it, but some people find a track. Hey, stop telling us your fantasy is creep-out. I'm trying to do a comedy show. These guys. Let me get the fucking plugs out of the way. Shut up. Let me thank you. You got tickets to move. Let me thank the goddamn people for tuning in. Shout out to. No, stop it. Shout out to you for tuning in. Yeah, I love you. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And I got to tell you, those numbers are cooking, baby. Yeah, they're pretty good this week. They're doing great. I like how you say that and people start tracking it and think that there's problems. I call balls and strikes. Uh-huh. Some days we're down. Some days we're good. We're killing it right now, though. It all depends on what day you release. Things you go up to get. It's all political. It's all political. These people are bought and paid for. Sure. Not us, baby. old school renegades. That's right. But we could be bought. Yeah. Somebody make an offer. Somebody open up the fucking checkbook. We're not the guys you kill. We're the guys you pay off. Michael Clayton. Bobby Slate. Bobby Slate. The pitbull. The pitbull's the comedy. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash ryegarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content gang and them numbers are knocking on the door. 16,000 strong, baby. That's right. Ryegarbage. You're going to have a good month. I'm feeling it. Going to be down there in Austin? Going to be down there in Tampa? Yeah, listen, Tampa's, I mean, there might be like 30, 40 tickets total left for Tampa. Because we're going to be doing a little filming down there. So get them tickets. Then Austin's moving, too. A little OF. Uh-huh. Only then. Yeah, no, I got you. What are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? Putting fucking action figures in your belly button? What are you going to do? Is there a market for that? I don't know. Is there a market for that? I just assume you're good at it. I did that in the bathtub when I was younger. Make your G.I. Joe guys go splunking or spladunking. Anywho. It's a family episode, Kevin. We're pivoting quick. With your sultry conversation. Disgusting. You're the one who brought up my nipples early on. No, I was saying everybody sucks on your teats. They all kiss up to you. This whole office is a bunch of kiss asses. I'm the fucking renegade right now. Give a shit. What this guy says. You know what's nuts is part of you thinks that. I've been missing deadlines left and right around here. Part of you. Take in the heat and keep it moving. Everybody else, man, I say something in that group chat, it's like a ghost town. You chime in with the worst crap ever. Some meme. You disappear. Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri. I don't know. No, your thing is you disappear. I don't disappear. I have a stomach bug. All day. All day. All weekend. At one point, I had to accuse you of having another job. That's how absent you've been. I remember yelling at you, do you have another fucking job I don't know about? Because you're going to, you know, you're like the fucking FedEx delivery guy. If we don't get you, you ain't fucking coming, man. Two to five, I'll be around. You leave a slip to say, you fucked up. You're not the great Sebastian. Yes. Sebastian Maniscalco, hit him up. Tell him to do the show. Call me. No, you call me. Okay, I will. It's a family episode, gang. Uh-huh. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. I thought you said you had something to start off. Just the way. I'm lying. Just the way we like it. Big man shooting from the hip. In the kitchen. Right. What? You don't have anything. I was sick. I just, you know, and you don't like when I talk about that stuff. I got something. Nobody died. I got something. I was ill. Okay, easy. Neurovirus. Something. Bad. They can use their wildest imagination. What? Wild. All right, stop. It was like an action park lawsuit. Yikes. Multiple people named. A lot of skinnies. I got a little bit of a confession to make. Not proud of this. Yes. Not proud. Yes. Very not proud. You stink and I'm awesome? Finally, I'm glad you came around. No, I'm going to run the group chat. Yeah. Well, if you were, like I said, if you were in there for more than once a fucking, you know. Listen, I am in there. No, you're not. Yes, I am. You decide business hours. All of a sudden, you text. Our business hours. Everybody gets nervous. No, they're business hours. They're working business hours. And I get back to you. And during my office hours, which are every third Thursday. The pizza place only gives me a 15-minute break. They say no phones behind the counter. Yeah, what can I do? It's the middle of February right now. Yeah? Uh-huh. What? You missed the summer. It's too cold. What? The snow's getting to you. No, why would that be embarrassing? The heat's off. They shut the heat off. No. You gambled the money away. My water bill's nuts. Really? Again. No kidding. A couple hundred bucks. In the fall and the winter, my electric bill is nothing. We don't even have to use our heat because we're up high. In the summer, that is. All that blubber. In the summer. I eat a lot of salmon. You're inside a tree in the living room. I just found out, you know, those bears, they don't eat the whole salmon. They just eat the skin. That don't sound right. I'm not saying you're wrong. When they get ready for the winter because the skin has the most fat in it. So they just fucking rip the skin off and throw it out. That's good salmon. Split that. Me and my mom could split that as a fucking... We got another meal. I know I'm getting older because that's starting to become a thing. How many meals I can get out of one meal? That's two meals. Wrap it up. Denise loves wrapping. I handed it to take out this weekend. Denise moved out of my childhood home that we were in for 30 whatever years. Yeah. Did you do a sentimental walkthrough? I mean, I didn't kick her out. It's not like they were waiting at the fucking driveway with their shit. There's a couple. They got to settle first. What the fuck? Fucking squatter. Back to my admission of guilt. Yes. Middle of February. This is bad. I let it ride through January. Kitchy Outside Christmas lights Still on the house And still on a timer That turn on every night Are they white lights? Yeah I gotta be honest with you Because the rest of the house I don't have a lot of outside light to begin with I need a little bit of what they call in the business Curb appeal Because at night it looks like a crack house Yeah you do need a little curb appeal man You don't know what's going on in there It's a nice home on the inside With love and family I don't like the fact that you've been stewing on this about my house. It's a little... From the outside. It's just that night. You could be making bombs or cooking meth or something in there. Well, so I had a leak. The leak ruined the switch. There was like a dial timer for the front lights. That got ruined. Ruined. It ruined. Now, that don't work. So I got to get that fit. Whatever. So the Christmas lights are still on. On a timer. Did you put these Christmas lights on? No, I paid a guy who just... He's gone. I ain't ever... He might have died. He's down in the Keys. He might have died because those guys I don't think are, like, living the best life. He's bartending down at Fort Lauderdale. You got to catch him next season when he comes back up. I don't just leave him up at this point. When he runs out of money. I don't think you'll be able to see it. You can't see him during the day. I can just let them run until next year, right? I don't know, man. White lights, you know? It looks good. Is it around the house? Yeah, it's like rich, trimmed, but it's not on the trees. What are you, Boathouse Row? I don't know if you can get away with that. It does. It's very Boathouse Row-y. Trim, clean, crisp, precision line Whatever, it's still up And now I'm real subconscious about it It looks, through January I give you the snowstorm, whatever I mean, middle of bed Does anybody else in the neighborhood? No It's bad It's bad We're jammed up over there Yeah It is Listen I've said this a couple of times Not here, but On another program I do Some people I know. Group chat. You know, I would leave the Christmas lights up. Listen, it's everywhere. It's classy. It looks nice. It's just. Do you know the William Penn Inn? No. You don't know the William Penn Inn? No. All right. Wait. The Billy Penn Inn. So the William Penn Inn on Skip Back Pike or 202. You say that so trash. Skip Back Pike. 202. Dude, every dirtbag from out where you're from always says that. Line kill bike. There's so many bikes out there. Hey, we're on Trooper Road. Trooper Road. They got a Wawa out there that'll fucking blow your eyebrows. What's out? East Norton? Norton? East Norton. Yeah, you live up there. East Norton. Okay. Why don't you brush your tooth and get out of my face? I don't know anything about it. I used to work these home shows. East Norton's nice. That's where fucking Corpolis is. Shout out to them. Over there in East Norton, which I told you, you could buy that whole shopping center. East Norton. I could buy it? Yes, $4 million. First of all, I can't buy that. That's what my mom told me. Your mom told you I could buy the shopping center? No, she recommended you. She said that they're selling the whole shopping center that it's in. Okay. You got a wine store, Chinese place, a beer distributor, and you got corporate. This sounds like you got in over your head in a conversation at a dinner party, and now we're on the hook for a fucking strip mall in East Norton. I'm telling you. All right, go get the money. What? I don't have that. What do you think I'm doing? I'm bringing it to your table. Publicly. Well, find your feet of me. I might be going to a couple of egg rolls. I have one of those black cards. A Chinese joint. What was I saying? The William Penn Inn has trees in their parking lot. Nuisance. They have trees in their parking lot. Okay. Okay. What does that have to do with anything? They have lights in the trees all year long. An establishment, I think, is a little different. Yeah, that sets the mood. I like the mood. Listen, mine are still up. I like it. Christmas lights in college in the dorms? Oh, fucking nice. Two years you spent there, and then six more you spent hanging out. What's up? Remember me? We're closing deals. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah, the cafeteria. So I don't know. Let me get his wife. I'd have to get eyes on it. What? I mean, if you did a little something with the yard and spruced it up a little bit, got that hunk of shit out of the driveway, maybe it would blend in a little bit. You know? If you had colored lights, you'd be fucked. Yeah, nah, get out of here. I haven't heard from this guy, so I might just... Willy Wonka lives there. Fucking windows are all spiraling and shit. Yeah, I'm jammed up. I gotta put a little TLC into the house. You do. Not the parts that you're judging. That's what I don't like. Go to Patty's, fucking place looks immaculate. That place stinks. That house stinks. That's crazy. That's crazy you think my house stinks and that house doesn't stink. That's wild. She keeps it sharp. That's wild. Keeps it sharp. Crazy. Her fucking Christmas lights ain't up. Matter of fact, it never went up. Problem solved. Case closed. Quiet Christmas this year. Circle in the wagon. I got to get her out of there. Uh-huh. What are you going to do? I'm thinking about taking over that mortgage. Muscling her out. What do you mean take over the mortgage? Start paying the mortgage. Take over the house. Like he had signed the deed over to you? This is a reverse mortgage. This is something Sam Watterson or something's in on this. And then immediately refighted. Oh, refighted. Yeah, right. That thing is fucking. Oh, man. That thing's a cash cow. Dude, that is on a razor-thin margin at the moment. 13% interest rate. You can turn into a flop house, put a bunch of fake walls up. Fucking moving a bunch of factory workers. Start making some money in that dump. Uh-huh. Nah, she keeps it tight. She keeps the yard good. She keeps the fucking place good. My place is good. Just the Christmas lights are up. You can't tell if anybody lives there or not. Yeah, there you can. What are you, casing a joint? What the fuck's your problem? I've been there. I know you've been there. You fucking, and you run your mouth every time you get out and say something so fucking bitchy. No, I say nice things when I'm in there. Nah. I say how nice it is, how beautiful it is. A beautiful mother-in-law. Nice stuff. Nice dog. Beautiful family. Nice kid. Good kid. A little guy. Sure. I don't talk shit. I save it. I might buy Patty's house. Really? Knock it down. That's what I'd fucking knock it down. That's what I would do. That thing's a tear down to begin with. Got bad bone. That thing's got bad juju in it. She's got mice. She do? She's got bad mice. Yikes. Can't get them out. Fuck the guy who's supposed to seal the crawl space. Sounds like there's one coming up your esophagus right now. Coming out for a little bit of cheese. Supposed to seal the crawl space. I might have to take that to the street. My cousin was telling me that I should be using my public persona to flex on him a little bit. saying what you know get this straightened out or I go to the army of garbage that's gonna what I'm asking what are the consequences what are you fuck them up put mice in his bed See how he likes it Make Patty live there for a couple of weeks. Have her break. He'll be begging me to take it. Have her break his balls. I don't know. But, you know, we do have a platform here. So you're going to trash a small business? The guy who's behind the fucking eight ball doesn't want to do work for your fucking ball-breaking mother? Don Pollock used to do that shit all the time on the news Shut up Don Pollock I mean it's not a scam did you pay him Huh He's probably owed from last year Your job ain't done Fucking bounce the check That's why you can't get All the money You gotta call him from a private number Catch him at the Wawa On Trooper Road Yo, Jerko, if I see you there. Taking shit out of his truck. I tell you, my sister did that. What? There was an issue with, I don't want to get into specifics, but there was some hard, you know, so they were redoing the deck or something, the patio or something. They hired a guy, wasn't great. Thing happened. Right. He pulled up and tried, like, she fired him or whatever. It was bad. those things can get ugly. So she was just like, get your, you know, get out of here. You're not coming back. Or something. And she's like, I'm coming to, he's like, I'm coming to get the tools. And the material. She said, she's not one you cross. She's like, the fuck you are. She took it and locked it in the house. Locked it in the garage. And was like, get the fuck out. You are not coming anywhere near here. Barricaded like the driveway and shit. Did you guys end up selling that shit? Yeah, and they turned around and sold it to another company. Dude, we operate. So you're the scumbag. What do you mean? Nah, he was overpaid. Nah, he was overpaid. He was the guy who told you he asked for like 200 bucks. What the fuck? I just needed like 150 to get out of there. Get through the day. He would, I, you know. That'd be me. That'd be a super lunch money. Straighten me out. You got a 20 on? A little bridge loan. Yeah. Kevin, let's talk about factor. Factor, factor, factor. Let's talk about the factor. Delicious, nutritious, ready-to-eat food right out of the fridge. Never frozen over there, Factor. Nope. Got a lot of choices over there. You got high protein. Got calorie smart. You got Mediterranean diet. How do you think them Greeks are living so long? 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Tell them the boys say it. Yeah. Listen, I got a discount rack pair of socks on right now. It was like 80 pair for a nickel. Brutal. I don't know if it's polyester or if the rubber, but these things, it's like the rainforest between my toes right now. It's going to ruin his pair of shoes. Ain't no coming back from that. Girl, weed in there. These things are soggy, baby. They got everyday socks. They got hunt socks. They got trade socks. They got compression socks. Whatever you need, they got you. For a limited time, Hollow Socks is having a buy two, get two free sale. Nice. That's the best kind of buy one, get one. Buy two, get two, baby. Alpaca. Head to hollowsocks.com today and check it out. That's hollowsocks.com for up to 50% off your order. Hachi Machi. After you purchase, they're going to ask you how you heard about them. You can support the show and tell them the boy sent you. Do it. Yeah, it's tough. Listen, it's tough to find, you know, that's a big thing. We have a lot of blue-collar workers, obviously. Finding good guys, mechanics, roofers, plumbers, anybody, it's tough. And at some point you go, I'm willing to pay a little extra just for, like, the good. You know you get the good service. You don't want the cheapest guy. The cheapest guy is going to fucking. That's how you got me. Yeah. I think I got stuck with me. When you find one of those guys and you see how they operate and, like, see the work that they do and stuff like that, you realize you're not that guy. Like, I don't do – I've known a couple of those guys. My Christmas lights are still – I'm not that guy, pal. I've known a couple of those guys. Like, the kitchen contractor that I worked for, this guy was meticulous. I don't take care of anything like that. No. Nothing. What? Everything was spotless. His house was spotless. He looked spotless. But there is a thing that, like, the, you know, the construction worker's house is always the shittiest house. Nah, this guy was short. Because they don't want to get home and do it. That was the case with us. I mean, we were missing outlet covers in our kitchen. Dude. My brother put in some sink that was like a commercial sink. He put it in my mom's house. Because it was, like, left over at the shop. In the kitchen? Yeah. It was like a three-bins, three-compartment sink. She's fucking washing pint glasses and shit. And sanitizing, rinsing. No, it wasn't that, but it was like a sink from a job that didn't fit. Commercial dishwasher. That would be sick. I know. I'd be washing dishes all the time. It did like 90 seconds, steaming. I've had my – I washed dishes for so long. Dude, I remember – I was thinking about that this weekend when I was doing dishes. But I remember my brother got a job at the same pizza. My first job me and my brother each had was four or five years apart, but at the same place. Old place called Santo Palato, Holland. Strip mall pizza place. And he was a dishwasher or something. I don't know if he was a dishwasher. I was a busboy. We worked five years apart. But he came home from working in a kitchen, and I was probably – He was probably 13. I was eight or whatever. He came home and started using really hot water to clean. Like, that's what he had learned. And, man, I thought he was like, you're like a dad, dude. You know this kind of stuff? Like, dude, my mind still. How water for what? Clean the dishes. Like, really hot. He's like, you got to get it steaming. And my skin was too supple to touch it. And I was like, God damn, this motherfucker. He'd be out there working, dog. Putting in a full day. He came home. I was usually a different man. It was like he went to jail and came back. I was like, oh, you're no longer one of us. You're locked into the workforce. He's got a rag over his shoulder. Hey, Kip, can't call it. How's school going, huh? Good? Yeah, you all right? Anybody bobbling you over there? Yeah. Oh, man. But all that's neither here nor there, gang. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. Talking about your fucked up house. Yep, you're talking. Yeah, there's a few things. I'm just not that handy. There's a lot of it comes down. Get the landscaper out there for the spring. It's going to be a good spring. See, now you're breaking my body. I just had them out there. We did a full cleanup, did a full mulch, and we did the whole thing. It's in the winter. First of all, yeah, mulch. Mulch the front yard and the back yard. I shouldn't have done the backyard. And then the dog gets into it. He comes in. All mulched up. Yeah, you gotta wipe him down. I used to hate doing that shit. Suck. Fucking mulch dumped in the middle of the driveway. God damn, that sucked. I ever tell you my dad got... I'm ruining my Sunday. My dad got it up his ass. Belly full of eggs. Dropped all that. He got redstone. He wanted the whole front and backyard gardens to be that redstone. I remember using a snow shovel to fucking put it in a... It's like you're in Shawshank. And, like, dude, it's one of those things you take a shovel and you go, okay, but then it settles down so you don't even see the progress. You're just... It's like you're digging to China. Papillon. Suck. But listen, let's get into it here. Speaking of... This is very bad blue-collar homeowner stuff. This is from Yo Mama Stinks, long time homie, never had one read. You ever use a pair of scissors as a knife or a screwdriver? Fuck yeah. Dude, if it's the right screw to get in there, that was something else. Good turn, good handle. You ever see when somebody, even when it's on wrapping paper, when they do the scissors and they open them up and it's... Get some good coverage on that. Man. Yeah. Fucking throat slitter. Love that shit. Yeah, and then, I'm not. I don't have good touch with any of that kind of stuff. I was more of a butter knife guy when it came to... Screwdriver? Oh, yeah. Get a nice flathead. You're in there. That and... You know what was always great? When you couldn't find... I could get the bathroom door open pretty easily. You know what I had? The little circle. And usually the little poker was up on top of the thing. That was another thing. When Danny, Dave, all the locks to all the doors were up on top of that. Because it was a new house when we moved in 35 years ago. You're in there cranking your root. Dude. I remember being like. You're in there weeding. I remember being like, how the fuck you get in here? And he likes opening a door. And I remember, you know. I'm like, what the hell? And I was too short and fat to jump up and get the thing. So he would put it back up there. Man. I thought he was like the fuck. He was like the warden, dude. He was walking up and down the hallway. What are you doing in there? Whatever. A little bit of private time. So fuck. Yeah. Who's Wallace? My mom was at work. He was running this. She was the man of the house. But you could take a Q-tip and get it in there. Pop that open. We were a bobby pin once we realized. Oh, love the bobby pin. Bobby pin, paper clip. Fucking, man. Take over a country with that shit. Fucking sneak in. Real MacGyver. Yeah. All right, let's see here. This one's from Sticky Vicky. Is Scotchgard in your shoes so they don't get stained a classy or trashy move? I don't 100% understand or know what Scotchgard is. I think I've seen one. I think it's like a clear spray. That's what I have in my head. I know 3M does it, right? It's like Scotch tape, I thought. No. No? No. It's the same. No, I realize it's a polymer. No, I know, but Scotch. Oh, yeah, Scotch. Scotch tape is clear tape. Scotch spray is clear spray. made by the same company. Scotch. Scotch. Yeah. Yeah, what am I saying? Nothing. What? I'm not saying. You need to lay off the fucking... I've been huffing a little Scotch. What do you got on Scotch Guard? 3M branded aerosol spray that repels water, oil, and stains from furniture, clothing, rugs, and outdoor gear. Oh, shit. It says it doesn't affect the fabrics of breathability. Nah, dude, here's the thing. They always try to come out with a new shoe cleaner and shoe protective thing that they're always trying to push on you at a fucking footlocker specifically late 90s early 2000s with the brush on the on the cap yeah that dude and nothing ever fucking worked and they'd be like you spray it like this and then they like dump it in water and look at it i remember getting a new pair of shoes i got home they sold me on that it's just 7.99 out of to pre-treat before it fucked my shit up and then that's all i had i only had no then i had a fucked up pair of white nikes i had And the, you know. That had no give to them at all. Oh, dude. It's like walking with, you know, walking in wooden shoes, dude. Yeah, fucking sucked. Getting dunked on. So I was just like, the cleaner never fucking worked. And then it had like the plastic bristles. And that would scratch it. I know, that would scratch them up. Nothing. It's so hard to clean shoes. Toothpaste worked really well with a toothbrush. Whitening toothpaste. Get your Air Force Ones real clean. What they use now, the kids, is the fucking Mr. Clean magic shit. Yeah. That stuff. Man, that would get rid of a body. The magic ring. You know, it's just sandpaper, essentially. Yeah, it makes it all go away. Yeah. Fine grit. I know, but when that fucking, that stuff reaches a thing when it starts breaking apart and rolling up, it makes my fucking blood run cold, dude. I can feel that in my bones. That's like cotton balls. I can't touch cotton balls. Fucking skeeve me out. I don't know what it is. I feel it's like, you know how like a dog hears frequencies? That's how I, that's what I feel with that stuff. Yeah, it's like chalk. I used to get that with drywall, touching drywall. Yeah, I don't have it with drywall. Bug me out. I can't work. That was very impauly. I can't work. I don't touch the stuff, T. Go check out the fucking lunch cart. Yeah, I mean, listen, I've never seen anything that didn't fuck my shoes up. I never found any cleaner or protective thing that really, truly worked. No. When I really cared now, I don't fucking care. But 3M, that's big. That's a big company. I mean, people would Scotchgard like furniture and stuff, I feel. Yeah. Right? Like, hey, you spray Scotchgard the couch, I would always get. Scotchgard the... You're breathing that shit? I don't think... We never did that, but that's like how I, you know... Like, that would be like the joke. Ah, you go over to fucking Antony, she Scotchgards the chair and stuff like that. I feel like families, the way it broke down is you had your cleaning products, and then the rest of the world had theirs. Great. Well put. We did, my mom did Windex. Sure. She did Pine Sol, heavy. The Spray, no, Pledge, I'm thinking of. We were Pledge. Oh, she was a big Pledge girl. She liked Pledge, and she liked a Murphy's Oil Soap. Yeah, we had all that. Yeah. And Lysol Disinfectant Spray. Oh, the OG. Yeah. That stuff. I get you. We have some in here. That's, oh, man. You know what we were huge on? which made fucking doing the dishes pretty nice box of SOS pads. Love them. A fresh one? A fresh SOS. Dude. You couldn't tell me shit. What? The second use on those? It's like you're on U571. This thing's rusty. Yeah, it's bad. That's real bad. That can't be good for you. I don't know. That's so that like powder that was like sprayed on soap That stuff would get anything out Get that all lathered up Your hands would smell like metal Well like now yeah yeah yeah Now with like the baby it like you know you go oh what in this Or what's this? And it's like, I mean, obviously it's like kind of a trope at this point. But, like, we were pro-chemicals and pro-plastic in the 90s to the point where, like, you go, I don't know. It works. There's chemicals in it. Like, that was added chemicals, baby. Get the one with the heavy bike chemis. Yeah. And now you're like, you're using fucking seven generation shit. Now I got my fucking, I still have tomato sauce on my fork when it comes out of the goddamn dishwasher. Like a fucking. Patty's all about that fucking Dawn Power Wash. Woo! Man, you got to love a good marketer. That's the fucking kitchen. How do we phone this stuff? Small battery, little mechanism Fucking 70 year old housewives Be slipping out of their teeth She makes her own little concoction With that apple cider vinegar A smidge of crack To get stains out And she hangs them in the sun Man, good She's good And you produce a lot of stains I produce a lot of stains man I produce a lot of stains I get maybe like a month out of t-shirts Like I'll buy a bunch of t-shirts Five, six, seven t-shirts. Never seen it, but okay. Dude, I bought all them. I got all them true classics. That might happen one time. I'll give you that. I had like 15 of them. I had 15. The number just doubled. Listen, I'm going to tell you the truth. Thanks. I had 15 true classics that I bought. Okay? They sat in my closet because I couldn't fit in them. They were too big? They were too big. I lost a little bit of a weight. Got into a 4XL. Been rocking them. You've seen them. Been rocking them. They're all stained up. All got a little something on there. And it's not the stain. Let me tell you folks something. It's not the stain itself. It's you throw it in that wash without getting the stain out the first shot. It's over. Because once that shit dries, it sets in the fibers. And you're fucked. And you can't get it out. I sat in something in my jeans. like oil or something. Looks like I shit my pants. But I didn't. If I got 20. I mean, shit in your pants doesn't stain it. It's like stained like oil. Like I sat in olive oil. Weird. I had a fucking... Are you around olive oil presses a lot? No. Or do you shit your pants more than you're around an olive oil canning factory? Unless I drank a bottle of olive oil, there's no way it would stain like this. Okay. Okay. Okay. So sure. Kids remember that. Take that to the bank. Get a loan for four million dollars to buy a strip mall. Kevin, let's talk about Hexclad, baby. Let's talk about Hexclad's patented laser etched steel hexagons. Give you a better searing than other pans. You ain't lying, dog. Listen to that statement. Laser etched steel hexagons. That's what you're cooking. That's heavy. These are. Listen, you're cooking. future. These are heavy bike pans. Not in the sense of they're above your pen. They're great for the house. They're good. You can't really mess them up. They're good. A nice sear. Great clean. I cooked eggs on them this morning. Instead of using butter, I used superglut. They still didn't stick. 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And I get there, and he's like, fucking snipe me. Rat bastard. Kensington Cruiser. Great name. There's a world where we could have went the other way, where we could both be wearing jean shorts, white socks. What do you mean? I don't know. Could have been pill heads together. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. I mean, there's, you know, if you look at my friends, there's a 90. It's insane that I made it out without really getting into drugs. I never thought about that, but if you were into drugs... We would have never met each other. Okay. If I was into drugs, half the amount I'm into booze. I'm saying when we met, we did meet. Let's say we met. If you were into drugs, man, we would have never got here. We would have been in a lot of... We'd still be at the Titan House in Philly. To think we would be on a lease together still, if we and you were our main concern was just doing drugs? Get the fuck out of here. Imagine if Kippy was about getting gear. We'd be all fucking squared away. Pimp you out a little bit. Turn you out. Kippy, my bottom bitch. Yeah, it's a good thing. You're just an alcoholic. Well, at least it's socially acceptable. Of course. I learned the problem with drugs that I would have had with drugs, I think, is, like, you can do some pills or weed and not, like, you know, and go to work. Yeah. Yeah. I can't have, like, a six-pack and then show up and wait tables. No. You smell, you fucking, you're drawing, you're dragging. That's somebody, I don't give a fuck. I'm sitting at the bar having a cocktail. My tables are waiting for their check. Do a little perka-doodle. way to cut the paper. That's what, I mean, that's when, you know, that's... That's bad news. That's bad news, yeah. Looks like you got a stain going there, guy. I just sweat. Okay. It's fucking hot as shit in here, man. Turn the heat up a little bit. You can't. All right, let's see. Speaking of Kensington Cruiser, is it garbage to wash one dish out of a sink full of dishes only for what you need in that moment? I respect it. It's a dirtbag move. I mean, everybody's had to do it. Every single person. I'm so lazy when it comes to that stuff. I'm big on the... If the dishwasher... I think I asked... I might have asked somebody this recently. Dishwasher's clean, but I got a dirty dish. I'm throwing that dirty dish into the clean thing and just washing it again. All for one dish. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, yeah. I understand it. But in my head, it's like, well, you're double washing the dishes. Yeah. I'm sure your head you'll spin it any way possible. Yeah. Yeah, that's like... I've done it. I've definitely done it. I did it this weekend, actually, where you're like. You did. Yeah. Well, yeah. The thing, some stuff was spotty. I played dumb all the day. I didn't know if it was clean or dirty. Well, Nadine was like, there was a little miscommunication between both of us. She's like, it's clean. I'm looking. I'm like, it doesn't look. There's not 100% conclusive evidence. Your Honor. You turned into a general manager in Spain. So, yeah, I ran it again. Nice. But I got fucked on that one time at Patty's not that long ago. But if there's stuff still on it, it'll, like, double. That's like a twice-baked potato. It really stays on there. That's the problem. Oh, yeah. You then got to take it out and hand wash because that heat, talk about a stain sitting. Woo-wee. Uh-huh. I got fucked at Patty's. What was his name? Be a nice guy, unload the dishwasher. Oh, yeah, that's you. Yeah. I unloaded a dirty dishwasher. Dude, Hal, I never understood that. I would lose it. How do you make it that far? Because she rinsed it. Still. She runs a rinse cycle. The fuck? I don't know. The shit was beeping. So I unloaded it. That's okay. Then you can't tell what's what. Whole place is contaminated. I'd have to move, dude. My brain couldn't. I'd have to wash everything. I'd have to. Just my brain couldn't. That's what she did. You got to check for a little water, like, on top of stuff. Yeah, of course. In the indent of, like, seems like it. She ran a rinse cycle. So the thing was beeping. It was done. Yeah, you didn't check it. Check what? You didn't check the... I mean, you clearly didn't check the plates as you're putting them away. They were clean, theoretically. It was just rinse, though. Who runs just a rinse cycle, by the way? I don't know. She can get all this water. I have to applaud you on bucking all responsibility from fucking... I do got to say, that is a big man move right there. I'm suing the dishwasher company right now. KitchenAid and all of its affiliates. Jenkins Plumbing who installed the dishwasher. Yeah. All right, let's see here. This one's from Hot Dog Jesus. When was the last time you sat in the back of a two-door car? It's one of my biggest fears. It's never going to happen anymore. I mean, hopefully it happens again, but it hasn't happened since I've known you. No. Who do we know? There's a two-door. I don't know any private eyes. A two-door? Not hanging out at a Saturn dealership. That seatbelt that comes up and gets you? My buddy Liam had that. I didn't trust that. They always, you want to sit in shotgun? Absolutely not. Didn't you have to click your own? Dude, I didn't get it. You had to click your own waist, I think. Was it just that thing? I didn't trust it. Slip right out of that. I didn't think of that. I thought it was going to fucking strangle me. Fat ass up in the front seat. Fucking start panicking. Look! Look! Let's go to your girls. Go do it. Uh-huh. Now. Not for me. But I used to always think if I was high in the back seat of a car like that, and you can look up and look through the back window. Oh, you're too far back. Dude, you feel like a fucking Russian astronaut. Fuck that. They'd never get you out of there. They'd never get you out of there. You're fucked. Jaws of life. They'd have to get the jaws of life to get you out. That's a Denise. That is a Denise. They're going to need the freaking jaws of life to get you. I heard about the jaws of life for about 15 years before I actually saw them. I was like, that's it? Yeah. I thought it was a shark or something. A little slow moving. It's a big set of tin sniffs where I come from. It's nothing. That's it? Pneumatic. It don't move quick. Hydraulics. Yeah. It gets you out, though. Of course. I'd rather have one of those big circular saws that the firemen have. Those things are sick. Yeah, they don't play on my own. Cut me out with that. Live on the edge. Get me the fuck out of here. I'd freak out. It sparks up. It sparks up. Yeah, that's a problem. Oh, the car goes. Why don't we all go? There you go. Take out a bunch of fucking heroes with you. Fucking rat. One last jam up. ruined seven families. Let's spray some water on it like you do with a wet saw. Keep the sparks down. Throw some sand on it or something. I'm not waiting for the fucking jaws of life. Yeah, no. Don't like riding in the back seat. That was the jaws of life and getting, in the 90s, getting impaled and staying alive was always a big fear. That happened in Merchantville. I remember Merchantville, New Jersey. And we got through. Throwing through the windshield was big, too. Oh, fuck that. Ended up through the windshield. Went right through the windshield. And it was never feet. It was always in yards. 200 yards right through the windshield. 200 yards? Quarter mile. What did Aaron Rodgers throw him? What are we talking about? 200 yards. That's a long. That's a big pass. You're going face. You get for speed without your seatbelt. Yeah, getting impaled in like a raw, I remember, a raw iron fence. Those things are dangerous. What the fuck did they ever have them for? Keep people out of castles? That shit stunk. And they were impaled. Then they came and read him. It was either they came and read him his last rites while he was on the fence. I remember being like, what do you say to a guy when you're waiting for the priest? I'd be like fake checking the cars. Where are you going? Um, that, and they had to cut the fence out, and he went to the hospital with the fence in him. That was always... I'm getting nervous over here. I've never seen you panic like that. I'm nervous. Yeah, that was always the big one. That's how they get you. Ours was falling over a balcony. Fall over the balcony. Or the balcony breaking. Sure. That happened to my cousin Sean. He's a listener. Shout out to you. He fell off a deck collapsed or something. It was one of those, like, stories that you hear about. He was down the shore, 30, 40 people on a deck. Fucking went down or he went off the back. Something happened. I forget. Wasn't paying attention. Is he cool now? Yeah, he's chilling. Do I know him? I'm sure you've met him, yeah. Comes to a bunch of shows. Not fucked up? Yeah. Doing pretty well. What's up, Shawnee? What's up, Shawnee? Hey, now, Shawnee! Go Birds. Go birds, indeed. Let's see here. This one's from George Johnson. Never had one read, lads. Is it garbage to take advantage of an open tab at a bar knowing the person whose tab it is went home hammered? Then you live like a king for the rest of the night. A friend? 100 a friend If you have that relationship with them Yeah 100 That was I mean that was Pat for me Here my thing If you get thrown out or if you causing a scene for the rest of that you know that's your duty to the group. You stay and close out their tab, though, like a gentleman. Sure. I'll close out his tab. Put it on that card. I'll close it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, you know, or so-and-so got bound. You'd get a tag. They threw me out or whatever. And you go, I don't know. I'm looking in the back. I can't find you. Meanwhile, I got 15 fucking gager bombs. Yeah, that's only fair. I remember my boy Deli, he got kicked out of the Borgata. And I had to go back and get him. We were going to, we were down there for a bachelor party. We were going to a titty joint. And we had all left. The gentleman's club. The gentleman's club. We didn't, everybody got, tried to separate him. And we were, you know, and then I got a call from the Borgata police. Somebody was like, you got to come get him. So I'm like, and I was like pretty, so I was sober enough. You know what I mean? Like, so I went back and they were like, either you can. And I was like, fuck him. Let him, you know, I'm not coming to get him. And they were like, any cash on him? They were like, it's either that or he's your, you know, he's going to jail. And you're like, all right. So I'm like, I got to go back and get him. So I go back and get him. I'm like, well, you're now funding the rest of my night. I mean, he had to like pull his, I mean, he was like. It was like a glass of water. I had to throw him in the back of the fuse. Take that credit card, couple of dub skis out of the wallet. Let it ride at the Uber. We hit Wawa, got an Uber. But I always have the fear of open up a tab, leave it open, and then people coming up and saying, oh, yeah, put it on that guy's tab. The fear, though? What, are they going to get two Michelob Ultras out of you? Sons of bitches. What? Like, it's not like someone's going to be like, you know, give me the ribeye and the seafood tower. You know, it's like they're going to get like a couple of around the shots. Yeah, fair enough. You're not going to know anyway. If they're like, hey, it's $42 or $61. They're not going to go, what the? Be all fucked up. I'm all fucked up doing shooters. Yeah, that's, I think, definitely acceptable. I wonder, bartenders comment or write in, what is like the courtesy? Because like sometime back in the day when opening up a tab was big, now it's like, it's so common at this point. But before it was, I mean, back when I was banging, especially in college, it was mostly cash. Not that many people were opening tabs. Now it's like a fucking general story in the 50s. Now to keep it open, they're like, they like hand it back. You're like, no, I want to keep it open. And they're like, oh. People close it. Oh, really? Yeah, people close it out, like, constantly. It's crazy. Oh, I always keep it open. I don't want to do all that paperwork every time. Let it run. Yeah. It's a seafood tower, as I keep hearing about. Chef recommends. Some for the boys. Yeah, so it's like, I would just let, but there used to be, like, I would just say I was putting it on Pat's tab. Like, hey, can you go, can you put it on Pat? and he'd be like, if they didn't know you were together, and you'd have to give some sort of allude of a hand up or can you put it on his tab over there? You had to establish that you were together. I wonder what it's like now. What a bartender's like, I'll just put it on any tab. Could you be like, hey, you're sitting next to me, put it on Foley. I hear you say that. And then I just go, put it on Foley. I wonder how, if there's any checks and balances on a bartender. I think they usually, you know, they know who's with who, the recognized faces. Oh, it's a crowded bar? I mean, yeah, sure. Why the fuck are we at crowded bars? I'm not saying you specific. I'm saying bartenders in general. Oh, like a club? Like Red Oak or something? Yeah, Red Oak. What's it called? One Oak? Is that still banging? I think so. Really? You got to get down there. Find out what it's all about. No, like, are bartenders, is there any sort of due diligence to check, or they just go, I don't, you said a name, I don't care? I would err on, you said a name, I don't care. Great, you're having fun with this. Okay, thanks for... Trying to answer you technically. Sure. Of course. As a former server. You were never a bartender. Day bartender. And waiter. Yeah. That's mostly waiter. No, we would flip-flop, me and this kid from Romania. First time I ever had garlic and eggs. You've met garlic eggs and a little bit of spinach. Pretty good. Got into a big fight one day because he went behind the bar when I was part of him. You didn't like that? No, I didn't. Challenge my authority. I was also crashing pretty hard. Hey, man, either give me some more of that garlic or a couple of painkillers. All right, let's see here. I mean, I don't live in this world, but this is from Chili Willie. when you're ordering something for store pickup. Right. Right. Like, I guess from like a grocery store, a Walmart. It says more than a handful of bags. Okay. Do you get out of the car and help them load it in? And also, do you tip these people? I'm not super familiar with this process. I've done it once or twice during COVID. Curbside pickup? Curbside pickup. Like a Walmart. Walmart. Never done it. Never done it. I would assume tipping's probably in the checkout process. You want to add a $2 or $3 tip or whatever it would be. You'd throw them a 10, something like that. Something like that. The only thing, the only experience I have with it, I don't have experience with it, but it caught my attention when it started doing it. When Chili's or TGI Friday started doing that shit. That was early. They were early. Picking it up outside. Applebee's did that too. Curbs. I remember getting pissed because they were taking up all the good spots at my local Applebee's. Fucking a whole front row. Got a bad back over here. Goddamn veteran. Yeah, took all the good. I'm like, who the fuck? Yeah. Because to me, Applebee's, obviously not good food, but it's in the mood. I mean, that to me was a little bit of the start of the decline of. Well, when they started doing that shit? Not even of them. More of society a bit in the sense of like, you're eating that shitty food. Go to Burger King. We have establishments, fast food establishments for this. Okay. You know what I mean? But what do you want, a baked potato with sour cream and stuff like that, a Jack Daniels steak? If you want that, there used to have to be a go in. I'm going to go. I want this. There's some sort of barrier to entry to that. You don't get to eat a fucking steak and potatoes in your car. That's a job, right? That's a little, you put on a fucking pair of pants and pair of shoes, and you go in and you order it. You put it that way. Right? There's like a little bit. The barrier to entry to get that good, you know, better prepared food. I'd kill for a baked potato right now. Some chives. You like some chives? I told you I made a shepherd's pie last week. Oh, yeah. How was that? It's pretty good. Nice. I froze it. Came home, had it last night. Really? Like a wedding cake. Happy anniversary, baby. Two little fat guys on the top. Yeah, which I did. I reheated it. Now, how? Okay. Why'd you freeze it? Because I was going to the burbs for a couple of days, and I didn't want to. It wouldn't hold in the. You want to roll the dice. That's juicy down there. That's a lot of liquid. I've been rolling the dice lately. That's like swamp water. Man, I've been pushing expiration dates. So here's my thing. One, how would you go about reheating a proper frozen, like tundra frozen shepherd's pot? You take it out of the freezer, take the tin foil off. What's your move? There's two ways you could do it. Hit me. Because the one, and let's just put it, put it, let's set this, you're really hungry. Oh, fuck. I don't have. Well, you got two options. I don't have two hours to bring this to temp. In an oven. No way. In an oven. So one, you eat it frozen. I nibbled on some of the peas and carrots. You got to put it in a microwave. I don't have a microwave. Where? In New York. No shit. Man. The broad don't like it. And I don't have... I don't... You're fucked. Order a pizza, dog. What'd you do? I had some hard pasta. No, um... Pasta? A shepherd's pie? No, I was joking like I was eating... What you could do is you get a little bit of water in a saucepan. Uh-huh. That stuff takes so long, dude. You got no microwave, dude. You're fucked. Air fryer. Ah, the air fryer. Here's my thing. This was like a dirt bag revelation I had. But then you can't. The bottom, the frozen bottom of a shepherd's pie isn't really conducive to maintaining shape and stature in an air fryer. Right. Specifically because the bottom of the air fryer is a great. Exactly. And it's just you've lost everything. Yeah. You know what I did? Put some tinfoil down. I was first thought. Put some bread down. Sop it up. Make a big hot Sammy. What are you thinking? Inverted. No, but that was pretty. I didn't even think of that. I still don't think it would hold. Upside down shepherd's pie, pineapple cake. Well, also, I had to carve this thing out of ice, which I felt like I was making a fucking ice sculpture for a wedding. Dude, I had a fucking hammer and a fucking steak knife. Tapping into the ice wall down in Antarctica. Holy shit, dude. I got pretty good at cutting chunk squares out. You leverage it, you know what I mean? Dude, my steak knife was wobbling. The fucking rivets on that thing were screaming. Man. Put it in a bowl in the air fryer. Okay. It was great. So nothing at all stays in. How long did you have to put it in the air fryer for? 20 minutes at fucking... Nouveau shit's no good, dog. I had to put it at 980. You need gamma rays. I know. Fucking the Manhattan Project. 15 minutes, maybe? It was just enough before I started losing it. I was losing it. I know there was a couple of cold spots on that thing, wasn't there, kid? Buddy, you know me well. But you mash it. That's when you start mashing it. Use the heat from the other parts of the pie to infiltrate the rest of the pie. Even everybody, yeah. Baking everybody on the same plane. Every now and then you catch a cube like that. Been there, dog. Some of those. Fucking piece of lasagna. Some of those carrots are cut a little too thick. I was in a rush. Uh-huh. That's all right, though. Yeah, that was a big thing of you can put a bowl in the air fryer. Blew my fucking, blew my brains off. Didn't know you could do that. Great. But to go back to you tip the guy, I would, listen, I would tip the guy, I'm assuming in the carryout. Throw him a five. A couple bucks. There's got to be a. The kid's outside. There's got to be a choice of, like, can you add two or three bucks to this? You know what I mean? Hit him with whatever the suggested thing is. I would do that. If not, get out and grease him, I guess. I don't know. You gotta get out and grease them, I think. I don't know if you help them, though. Do they... Yeah, I can see that. I can see both ways. Yeah, you help them and you throw them a five. Yeah, I don't know. That's a lot of bad... That's a lot of fucking Jack Daniels shrimp, though, I'll tell you that. But also, like, if you're, like, an able-bodied person, just go to... I don't know. People are on time crunches. They got fucking appointments. They got kids. Soccer practice. This goes back to the steak in the fucking car, then. Go when you have the time. You don't get someone to bring you stuff just because you don't have the time. We're cutting out. There used to be, you got to go to the store. I got to go to the store. I single mom, got the kid in the car. Hey, I don't want to load the kid in. Do that. Yeah, have them come out. Do that. Pregnant. Yeah, have them come out. Do that. Disabled. Mobility issues. Have them come out. Do that. If our fat asses are sitting there and some kids. I got low mobility issues. And low T issues too. And you bring You got some fucking kid putting shit in your car What are we doing? I don't know That sounds very Kippy Rooney What? Your take on this What's the deal with curbside pickup? I don't like it Does it not make sense? I can't leave my Christmas lights up all year But you can pick up a gallon of milk at a Walmart It hasn't been all year It's been a month and a half It'll be up all year If this guy don't resurface, yeah. I ain't getting on that goddamn roof. Buddy, that guy's fucking down in Margaritaville. Stepping on Pie Pops, whatever it's called. I thought he was pushing daisies, if I was being honest with you. Oh, yeah? I don't know. Older gentleman? I've never met him. Huh? You weren't there when he did it? Look at you. Well, what's the deal with that? You got a guy come over and do it. Hold the ladder for him? I don't know. Yeah, you don't need to be there if he's doing outdoor service work. What's the deal with that retort? Well, I could pick up my English muffins at fucking Walmart and the curb. You got a guy bringing out just English muffins? That is the fattest shit I've ever. This one bag of English hands it to you through the window. There you go, man. You got a toaster going on the dash? That's wild. Oh, fuck me. All right, let's see here. We got time for one more. This is from Gunner. Talk to me. Ever bring your own sheets to a hotel? Growing up, my parents couldn't afford anything besides the cheapest hotels, and they didn't trust the cleanliness. So we had travel sheets. When we would get to the hotel, we'd strip the bedding off, throw them in the corner, and remake the bed with our home sheets. Only took about three minutes. I don't hate it. I don't hate it at all. I bet it was probably so much more cozier. You know the sheet. It smells like your fabric softener from the house. And it's like new sheets. It's like new sheets on your bed at home. Oh, I used to love that. Every couple of weeks, Patty'd roll in with fresh sheets. I'm only changing the sheets every couple of weeks. Whatever she did, I don't know. I was paying a lot, so ours were, we were burning and turning. We were like an Applebee's at Happy Hour, dog. Burn and turn. That's pretty good. That's not bad. Especially at those seedy, seedy ones. Yeah. You go like, I don't fucking. That's doing trash you right, too. Yes. Not to your parents. Yes. Because it don't cost anything more. Keep it a little bit of class. It doesn't cost anything more. Just a little bit more effort on your case. You got to get up and go in and get the steak and the potatoes. Go get your groceries. You change the sheet. Hey, just saying. I can't afford a Gallagher Steakhouse, so I go to Applebee's. But I put my slacks on, my shoes, I tuck my shirt in, and I get my steak. That's all I'm saying. Think about it. Making a little bit of sense. Plus, when you go in, you get the bread basket. You get the bread basket. You have a cocktail. Everything's vibing. Like, that's the thing they're selling is that fun in there. They always fuck you on the bread basket on to-go stuff. You never get to- Because you're never going to- You're not tipping them. I used to love that about New York diners when you got an entree. You always get an entree. It's soup, salad, two sides of veg, and they'd hit you with the fucking bread basket to-go. Take it. All right, let's go. All right, we got to wrap it up. Gang, we love you to death. Grab tickets and come see the boys on the road. What else? See you next week. Peace.