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Try the new Charlie Bigham's Asian Pan-Fry Noodle Range, handmade in my kitchen. Pan-fried in yours. Hi, Savros, hi, Elders, hi, gorgeous guests. I have a marital dispute I would love for everyone to look in on. I've been with my husband for 10 years. We've been married for five, we're in our mid-30s. And a few nights ago, we're on the couch, little stony baloney. And I was starting to feel a little horned up. I was trying to make some tray ludes to the bedroom and finally get the ball rolling to get my stony baloney husband upstairs. And I'm toasted up, I'm in the bedroom, I'm ready to go. And when he gets into bed, he has a string cheese. A string cheese. Respect. I was so offended in the moment that there was a delay of game. Four string cheese. And he finishes the string cheese and then he pulled out a second string cheese and he insists he has to eat so. Oh, two is awesome. Respect. That's an incredible respect to this guy. The one, I was about to be like, listen, you're allowed to have a snack. If I would have been mad if he didn't bring you or offer you any. But I'm like, but opening up a fresh string cheese that camp. That's crazy. Yeah. It's awesome. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Well, fuck this was I have this second string cheese. And I love him so much. But to me, this is like a little bit rude. And I could tell myself doing this patient ride. Sometimes it kills the mood a little bit to have to watch your man eat two string cheeses before you smooch up. So would love to know what you all think. He insists that the string cheese is gave him stamina. Right. That's what I'm saying, dude. I'm really my my current solution has been just to push us to more non-stone. Sure. Sure. That's true. I would love to know if you think that that was the way of game. Red flag fall. Can I board this over him and beat this horse to death as a joke every time we go to smooch. Where's your string cheese at? Sorry, let it go. And you prefer to snack before sex. No, I absolutely like to have a nice snack after. Yeah. I have the string cheeses in my like tucked in my underwear for right after. Right after. Yeah. Yeah. I have a cooler. I like to have a cooler by the bed to keep him warm. I'd like I like to eat afterwards in a very much like it's a reward for getting pussy to myself. It's like rewards stacked on rewards. Yeah. Nice fucking. So I scream some, you know what I mean? A little leftover. Yeah. You're cheersing yourself. Yeah. Um, but and that's why I'm like, I'm trying to put my head in his put myself. This would annoy me if I was here. This would annoy me. It's a but it's a really easy thing to just be like upset about in a funny way. Yes. And to make it a joke. Yeah. But I also see, okay, I think technically you're allowed a snack before sex, right? Quick snack. And I think it's reasonable to say my snack is two string cheese. So I think you came down on that side. I don't think with him, I'm not saying I come down on a side. I'm trying to reparse the argument here. I'm trying to even I'm trying to play devil's advocate and see if how what what if I were this position, what my argument would be. And it would be that for me, the two string cheeses is what constitutes one snack. I'm a big guy. I just want to, I just want a lot of string cheese. Once I'm finished that we can, you know, we can suck and fuck or whatever. I respect the fat logic there. Thank you. However, I will say the facts as she's laid them out, this guy has no defense. The second is the second one. The first one, even there's no defense. The first one you can get a pass. But like the second one is second is crazy. It's crazy because she said they were already like smooching, getting in the zone. Right. She say he gets into bed when he gets into bed. He's on string cheese. Number one. Oh, he gets into bed. She says I thought he was just like he didn't come to bed because he was eating them. She says I'm posted up in the bedroom. I'm ready to go. And when he gets into the bed, he has a string cheese into the bed. Yeah. He's eating outside. He's bringing the snack. Once you start like making out and you move to the bedroom, sex has been that's true. So it's very bad for you to bring to bring the snack. Who knows where he maybe he had the string cheese on the coffee table next to the bowl. You know, and he like just picked it up. But even still, you can't bring it to the bedroom and like, yeah, it's a weird, it's a very strange move and pulling out to it would annoy me. And I am pulling out to is like the move to the bedroom is like, yeah, you're right. It's not. You're going to fuck. Yeah. It's weird to pause. It's weird. It's like you can just eat the string cheese is afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, he's I world. It's almost like you would like to fast forward from the couch to the bedroom. So there's no time elapses. Yes. You kind of take an annoying, you know, eight seconds off or whatever. I feel like eating two string cheese. No, I mean, like walking to the bedroom. Usually it's like annoying, but two string cheese is like that turns into like, you have to go get them. That's a minute. I mean, it's very, very understandable that that might not make you feel like awesome. It's also just I also wouldn't burn it into the ground. If he ever did it again, yes, you get to uncork in a wild way. That's that's what I was making clear. Like, look, that was fucking weird. It was like, and it's not even just the string cheese. Like, imagine if right in the middle of fucking you just checked your phone for five minutes. No, it's it. Yeah. And just say, please don't. You know, just don't do that shit again. If it does again, then you can be like, all right, you're fucking. Then you can never let him hear the end of it. That's what I was so funny. It's such a funny thing. That's also a super long term relationship. Like, but still, you got to keep a little mystique here, man. Totally. Yeah. And that's the. You can't be getting ahead and being like fucking peeling a banana. Yeah. Yeah. Don't beat him over the head with it. He gets a couple of fun. Oh, you know, don't get a string cheese. My pussy's wet or something. You have a couple of those. But you know, it's it's hard to judge a man by what he does in the heat of the moment. Of course. You know. And I did. I want it on record. I tried to support. I tried to argue from a fat perspective. I did try it. You're the fat lawyer. I'm the fat lawyer. And clearly and clearly, you know, they were stone. She said they had a good laugh about it. Sure. This is all in good fun. They were stoned. That that's actually that makes it a lot a lot better. But yeah, he can't do this again. Yeah. If this becomes a pattern, now I can only come right after each string. He has to or he won't know it. Interesting. I'm in the kitchen with Charlie Bigham. So what have we got here, Charlie? My brand new pan fry pad Thai noodles. Noodles, but your Mr. Fish Pie Guy guilty. And while ovens are all at roasting, the pan is king of noodling. Whether it's Pad Thai, Yaki Saba or laxer, finding that perfect texture is a bottomless noodle rabbit hole. But all I have to do is stir it in the pan for six minutes, right? Bingo. Try the new Charlie Bigham's Asian pan fry noodle range handmade in my kitchen. Pan fried in yours.
