Ep 80: Naughty New Year’s Resolutions - Swinger Bingo Edition

find us at VanillaSwingers.com and you'll find Kat's OnlyFans page there too you wish hey Kat yeah Leo I'm going to record one of those silly disclaimers that you put at the beginning of the podcast like a parental advisory sticker let's go because this is going to be explicit it. Oh yeah, we're going to talk about lots of sex. Lots of bad language. We might even have sex while on the podcast. We might have listening to the noise of our lovemaking. There might be nudity. But you can't see it on the podcast. It doesn't matter. You can hear it. You can hear the nudity. We might corrupt you if you're under the age of 18. That's a disclaimer. Don't listen. We're not professional. What else? We're not professionals. We know nothing. Absolutely nothing. And if you want to try to sue us, well, we don't have any money either. Because this is bite-sized and commercial free. We're not trying to make any money. It's fun. Fun. Fun. So if you like it, then tune in and listen. Yeah. Word. Would all acquaintance be forgot and au lang syne. What does au lang syne even mean? I don't know. And what language is it in? That's a good question. Is it Latin? Is it German? It's probably Latin. I don't know. I got no idea. I never really thought to ask because it's usually after a little bit of champagne and a whole lot of kissing and I'm not really thinking about the words of the song. So we're going to kick off this podcast differently because tonight we are playing New Year's bingo. Right. We're going to give you our New Year's resolutions, spicy style, bingo card format. And since we've got 36 apiece, we are going to need to get into it. I even wrote mine down. On a bingo card. We're actually, as the year progresses, we're going to X them out and see if we get bingo. This is how terrible my ADHD brain is. I wrote it down in like a notepad file. Like two weeks ago. And then I thought I lost it. And you said, well, maybe search for it. Think of one of them you did. I couldn't think of one of them. It ended up being 36. I couldn't think of one. And then you're like, oh, that was good. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, because we've done a bucket list before, but it wasn't really our bucket list. This is literally what Kat and Leah want. Mine's going to be an emphasis on the guys. I'm sure his is an emphasis on the girls. What makes you say that, Kat? I don't know. Little birdie told me. That's just my stream of consciousness, you know? I have it in the moment, and then it's, oh, look, butterfly. Yes, and like we talked about last week with the discretion, this is an absolute dumpster fire because we wrote it down, and it actually exists on a sheet of paper. Oh, we'd be cooked. Oh, my God. It is really bad. So here we go. So without further ado, you want to go first or should I go first? You should go first. I'll tell you if it's on mine and then we can talk about it. In the new year, I think I'd like to grab a drink with Lana. Oh, I would love to do that. We have not seen her in a really long time. We get a lot of people reaching out, asking us what's going on with Lana and life. You know, life is going on with Lana. We tried to see her a couple of times in the summer, couldn't get our schedules aligned, but we have such an amazing friendship. She was, again, our first throuple. We'd love to just grab a drink and talk about life. And with that said, a lot of people ask us, do we still have her in our lives in that particular way? And the answer is no. And the reason is, is because we have a throuple with Pujie. And not only that, but they're actually in the same city. And I don't think that that would be fair to Pujie. No. We wouldn't do that. And as we're learning with the lifestyle, there's a chapter to everything. Not everything lasts forever. And you just kind of, you ride the wave you're on. That's right. You have a season and then the seasons change. That's a good bingo card. I can get behind that one because I can disagree with some, can I? Oh, absolutely. I remember very vividly a moment when we were all just sitting there hanging out and she turned to us and said, I wish that this could be like a 20 year long love affair. That's because we had such an amazing friendship that was beyond just anything sexual. It was really wild. I think that encapsulated because if you were there in that moment, you would have understood why she said that. OK, moving on. Hit me. All right. I would like to have an MFMM and do airtight. If I mark this down, did I have this on my bucket list? My bingo card list? You can't exit off because we're going to exit when we do it. Well, I have that as B7. You sunk my battleship. See, okay, so we've done DP. We've done DVP. I didn't know what either of those meant two years ago. Although mine is written as you going to do airtight. Mine's written MFMM airtight. And they're going to be two hottie McTotties. And I'm going to pleasure everybody. And it's going to be so amazing. You know a hottie toddy. That's a drink, right? I don't know that. It's like some Irish thing. They'd give like little sick kids. They put some whiskey in there. Oh, make them sleep through the night. Make them sleep through the night. I'm still convinced. My mom used to give me a hotty-tiny. I'm still convinced my mom used to give me vodka and orange juice when I had like a cough, and she denies it bitterly. I don't believe her. That actually sounds pretty based. Well, I don't believe her. It's your turn. Sleep with a porn star. Yeah. I already did that. Oh, so you're one-upping me. Oh, okay. I've got that. Look, I've got porn star girl. I want a porn girl. Oh, wow. There's some overlap. Two out of three overlaps. But you know what? Boring. That would have been on our bingo card. We need to go deep, okay? And I already did that one. If we're overlapping, then we're not trying hard enough. That's my turn. All right, go ahead. I would like to play with a vanilla influencer. Some of these people that slide into my Instagram want to play with one of them. Yeah. You might just heart their thing. How do you define it? Because I have a lot of overlap with that on my bingo card list. I have pick up somebody in the wild. Oh, I have that too. That's totally different. Well, that's because you like to front run the punchline. It's called, I have actually two, MFM in the wild and MFF in the wild. That's probably why I lost my list temporarily is because you were over there copying it down. We want to do that so bad. Like if I had a whole year of just picking up people in the wild, God, that would just be so hot. So you were probably one of those people in high school that somebody would be trying to copy off your test. Yes, that's the truth. I was the guy that was copying off your test. So now you know what it's like. I'm copying yours. Yeah, you are. No, but that's not the same thing as play with a vanilla influencer. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want to get one of these guys that are in my Insta. They're not really DMing me. And they're so freaking hot. I want one of them. I've got find an OF girl or guy. Oh, God. slide into each other's DMs and do a collab with the foam head. Oh, well, I have played with OnlyFans stars, but yours is better. Okay. I like it. Okay. I've actually taken lately to observing, now that we're going to be going to the AVN Oscars or Porn Awards in Vegas. I know, we're going to the Porn Oscars. Vegas, baby. I have come across some of like the best female performer categories. Some of them are best content creator, which is a lot more homegrown. Right, I was going to say it's more homegrown. It's almost more accessible, maybe for us. You're saying like low-lying fruit. Yeah. And so I've been taking a mental note just as I took a mental note of Liv Morgan, the professional wrestler. WWE. Who is hot as a grease fire. Yeah. There's not many that'll stop me. But I'm going to be honest with you. I have looked through most of the guys who are up at least fan nominated, guy porn stars. And I literally, we went through them together. I literally would not do many of them. Yeah. I get what you're saying. And part of it is, is because most of porn is done through the male gaze. And the male gaze demands that the girls be young and hot. And I think you. And the male performers stick around well past their sell-by date. So I got really lucky with Porn Boy because he's super cute. He is super cute. And he should be on there as one of the best performers because he's so cute. Next year, we'll do some kind of grassroots campaign and try to get him up for an award. Oh, I love that idea. Whose turn is it? You just like went. I don't know. I'm halfway around the world. That was almost my entire first line, my last one on the first line. And it's not in any order. That's because we use the same half of the brain. I bet you don't have this one. I want to have a threesome in a truck bed. Oh, I did not have that. Oh, I got you. Now, we did play in a truck bed once upon a time on our way, stumbling home after Twist in San Francisco. Oh, you're talking about just the two of us. Yeah. Yeah, we were pretty three sheets of wind to do that. It was probably like three in the morning. They kicked us out. We were walking back to our hotel. We were in a lurchy mood. We wanted to do some kind of sexy fun. And we didn't find what we were looking for. And we didn't find what we were looking for. And on the way back. We saw a truck. Open truck bed. A truck. As truck beds are apt to be. Because Kat has a thing for trucks. I told you to climb in. And we both got busy in the back of a... Oh, God. You made me squirt all over the place I was soaking wet after. Yeah, I'm thinking, you know how people usually park their car within the line of sight of where they live, especially in like a walk-up building. Oh, and then there was a couple of people that walked by and we kind of ducked down beneath the truck bed to make sure they couldn't see us. Yeah, we're like, don't make any noise. And Kat's just like, oh! I want to do camping lifestyle edition. Oh, that sounds really, really hot. Like glamping. I think it could actually be a little more rough in it because I'll do a bonfire. Okay. I used to be a Boy Scout for like a second. Until you discovered girls, of course. That's pretty much it. I said, I'm out. Start the fire. We're all hanging out, having a drink, roasting some marshmallows. Is this going to be like a threesome, a foursome, a sixsome, a sevensome, an eightsome? Well, I don't know. What's the dynamic that we tend to gravitate towards? And that's probably a good guess. Okay. Okay. And I have something very similar, which says group sex or a threesome in the forest. Oh, okay. Wow. So like Snow White and Seven Dwarves? Have like a bird land on your ass while you're spit roasting? Yes. Then I'd be almost like airtight. I ho! She's not a ho. We have a lot of overlap. This is a lot of fun. I want a cute blind boy. Blind boy? It's on my bingo card. Okay, all right, all right. Because I was at one at Naughty during the blind convention. And the reason why I say I like a cute blind boy is I love the idea that they can't see me and they have to feel everything because then there'd be so much touch. We're going to have a blind gangbang. You're going to be in the middle of it. And I'm going to tell them that you're Liv Morgan from WWE. Oh, my God. I love that. It's your turn, honey. I want to turn a threesome into a foursome. When did we do it? A couple of times. The one time with our Vegas MFM, his girlfriend was over, he invited us over and it turned into a foursome. Oh, that's right. That was our first time that ever happened. Yeah, and that was really hot because they were kind of girlfriend, boyfriend-ish. They were more friends with benefits. It felt like two threesomes. Yeah, it was really hot. And we said that before, that that's probably our favorite dynamic of turning a three into a four is when they don't know each other. They don't have like a huge backstory. They aren't coupled. Well, we talked about that couple all the way back in Prague at Club Fantasy. They were the hottest couple. And we were hitting it off. But we were also pretty new. It would have been very, very soft at that point. Barely oral. And we thought we were being really clever. We thought we were playing chess. By using... We were playing checkers and they were playing 40 chess. We were playing checkers and we were missing some pieces. Absolutely. We were so ridiculous. I don't think we own a chess set that's not missing pieces. No, we play usually with Lego pieces. But that's totally on brand because I don't play chess. We're a little ghetto. Although I think it's always cool to see those guys like in New York City in the park. They play outside. And they're like these old grizzled men. They do them in Europe. In Paris, they do it as well. And they're like a grandmaster. If I wasn't having a spicy bingo card, I'd like to play a game of chess with one of them in the park. That would be really cool. You'd like to play some human chess. That would be fun if everybody had to kind of, you know, they get on top of each other. Oh, that'd be kind of hot. Like if it was like human chess. Oh, like a lifestyle edition. Yes. You could be the queen. You could have a bunch of hot guys. Queen's going to take pawn again. Queen's going to take three pawns. I like it. Okay, we'll do it. But that's not really on our bingo card, but I like the idea. I think it's my turn. I think you keep saying that over and over. You're skipping my turn. But I'm too dumb to remember whose turn it is. I don't know if this one's politically incorrect, but I would like to play with somebody who's in a wheelchair. Okay, I feel you there. And the reason why is I have to be attracted to them, first and foremost. I mean, it's not any kind of bucket list like that. But it's because I'm very much a nurturer, and I don't know, it speaks to my heart. Who are you bullshitting? You have a guy in your phone right now that's in a wheelchair who's really hot, and you're sexing him. I know. That's where this comes from. He's one of my sexers. Whatever. Nice try, Kat. But it's not just a guy. It could be a girl. There's something that touches you. There's a vulnerability. deep inside. And I just have this sense of, I just want to take care of people. Not that they need taking care of, but I don't know. In the lifestyle, we've come across a number of people that are actually in wheelchairs and we have, even some of the most fantastic people that we've met. I'm not sure there's been one that we haven't talked to. I think we came close. I mean, we were being really flirty and who knows where that would have gone, but that was at Naughty. Yes. And that was ketchup and mustard. And they were really just a beautiful couple. The problem was, is they are a couple and we were strictly threesomes at that point. ketchup. Is that what you're saying? Yes. We're going to finally join the Mile High Club. Yes, I've got that on there. I know you wanted to say that with flight attendant. Did you have that on there too? Flight attendant, want to get away or any flight attendant? Want to get away. That's the answer. Yeah, that is not on mine. Mine just said Mile High Club. Now, speaking of, we talked about in the last episode that there were some careers that people said they felt were terrible careers to have a serious relationship with. and one of them was a flight attendant that made that list And today we found out why Yes flight attendant is unable to join us very regretfully at the Avian Awards because she going to be in New Zealand on work I would like to have a surprise MFM Ooh that a good one I like that. You're going to plan the whole thing. You're going to know maybe it's a repeat. Maybe it's brand new, but you're going to know that I'm going to think you're super I've got to add one to my list here. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. Hit me. That would be lovely. Both of us should surprise. I know we touched on this in a previous pod. Both of us should surprise each other. It could be for like a Valentine's Day. It could be almost like an off birthday. Although you feel like Valentine's Day is for you this year because last year I had an MFM on Valentine's Day. Yeah. And so it's your turn to have an MFF. The tentative plan is to invite Pusher. Somewhere. To spend Valentine's Day. Because it's your turn and that would be super hot. And you know, that kind of dovetails because one of my bingo bucket lists is to get to know Pusher better. Like almost in a vanilla sense. Like by going on one of her work trips with her and seeing what she actually does for a living and getting to know her work colleagues. Yeah, we spend so much time either bringing the party, adventures, excitement, and then sexy fun. Yeah. And sometimes there's not even enough time to catch your breath. I mean, we chat all the time by text, but it is very lifestyle oriented. I don't know. Some vanilla thing like going wine tasting. Okay. It would just turn sexual. I've never been wine tasting. She's going to make it turn sexual because she would think that would a lot of fun. She's going to be doing PDA. I'm way too lowbrow for something as fancy as wine tasting. We've been thinking about having like preferably a lifestyle couple because it'd be more fun because lifestyle people are way more fun to take us wine tasting. Somebody who's in the know. Don't they have like a wine bus that they take you on? Because we like to drink wine. Yeah, because we're going to taste the wine. We're going to spit it out in a bucket. But we don't know anything about looking posh about it, and we don't want to look dumb. You've seen them do that, right? I have. They swish it, spit it. Come on. But you know what would be even more fun? I'm going to drink that. I, this is not on my bucket list, but it should be. I want to ride one of those beer, big bicycle cars. Oh, yeah, yeah. Everybody turns their nose up at them, and I'm like, I am totally down with that. I don't like beer, so I don't know how I would handle that. I guess I just have to grin and bear it. What, are you going to have like a Prosecco sitting on the kegger? I'm like, boys, you guys all pedal, and I want to drink. Yeah, all you sweaty shirtless men. All my pawns. Queen. Queen of the Beer Stein pedal bike. Oh my goodness. That is not on there, but that's a fun one. I would really like to turn one of my sexters into a real life MFM. Yeah, we're going to do that. I know that I've sat here the whole time because I hate to text it. I really do. It's not my favorite. Overtime. How many dick pics do you get? Chat has started to wear me down a little bit. I find some good ones. One of the reasons why is because. He loves me. Guys suck. And yes, I do love you, but guys suck. And he wants to make me happy. And sometimes you've got to make it up on the margin. So I am starting to warm to the idea of if they're a good guy, I figure they're going to either drop off or blow themselves out. But if they stick around. If they stick around and they're a decent guy, then I don't have a problem with that. We can meet them in person. I've got actually like three in my phone that I'd like to meet. So we'll see. Well, since you're talking about some that are a little unusual off the beaten track, I would play with either twin guys for you or sisters for me. Oh, my God. That is not on my mind list, but I like it. I like where you're going. If we're going weird here, that just seems like a weird thing. But we would never do like a mother-daughter, father-son. I think that's just a feel too far for us. No, you know, it's a guy doing two girl things at the same time. That's all. Not two girls doing the same thing at the same time. Twins. Oh, God. I mean, that kind of goes back to the whole MFMM. It would be lovely if it was a really cute guy and he brought a really cute friend to his. I would have loved being twins. I would have gotten up to 10 times more trouble than I did already. If I could trade places with my twin brother. Oh, man. Isn't there stories of, what's his name? Remy. And he has a twin brother. And like, they took each other's college courses. Are you talking about the guy that was in Bohemian Rhapsody? Yeah, that one. Yeah, he does have a twin brother. And I think that one of them was smarter than the other or better at certain subjects, and they actually took each other's finals. You know, those hijinks. If you're going to be twins, what is being twins good for if you can't do shit like that? Having threesomes. Oh, you should always be getting up to some crazy stuff. I'm not sure we'll actually be able to make that happen, but I like your... Is that like swinging adjacent? Because if you were twin guys and you were sharing the same girl, that's some E&M shit right there. That is. So they're like the forerunners of E&M. I would have loved to be twins, and I would have loved for you to be a triplet. You need two more of it. You'd be so happy. Hell yeah, boys! And then we'd bring Liv Morgan in. You showed me her. I didn't know who he was talking about. He went and showed me after the pod, the last one. And she is really hot. They did this little panorama that went from like age 21 every single year up until I think she's 30 now. I'm talking about all the AI slop that they're making all these videos that clog your feed. I love it. Then and now. Harry Potter edition. Oh, I love it. Every single movie that you used to see, it shows where they are now and what they look like. The Twilight series. It gets me every time. Speaking of Twilight. Oh, I should have put that on my bucket list. I want to see Edward. We're going to go back to Rome, just the two of us, and we're going to get Italian Edward full swap. Oh, my God. He's going to put his ice cube in your Dixie cup. There is one particular scene in Twilight. It's some still shot where he is identical. He looks just like Robert Pattinson. Yes. Oh, my God. But the Italian with the moffy hair and that dangly earring, that was really just one for the ages. That was so amazing that that moment started with you saying, don't even think about it, cat. And I had to say, oh, I know he's really attractive. Okay. That guy was so good looking, it wasn't fair. It's just like if Liv Morgan walked in early in our journey, I'd be like, hell to the no. And we're a little more. You'd body slam her. We're definitely enlightened now. And we would totally want each other to have the best of the best. That's one of the fundamental evolutions to our lifestyle experience and journey has been when we first started, we thought you kind of want to choose somebody that's similar to your significant other. We also wanted to go not just somewhere, but a little under. Maybe the same body type. So you don't fall for them, right? But then we realized early on that if we only play with guys who are as good looking as I was or less, you were going to come up with some ugly motherfuckers in the lifestyle. So thank you, honey, for giving me Edward because he kicked off my whole early 20s kink. And it's fun. And I'm all for it. I would like an Aussie guy. I just can't believe we haven't had that happen yet. Yeah. I need somebody with an Australian accent. Oh, that would just like my panties would be wet. I'd be so excited. I want to do a Venetian bowl on New Year's Eve over in Venice. I have an Eyes Wide Shut type party, a Masquerade Ball, similar, but I didn't go into such specifics. Now I understand why I always copied off your test in high school. Because I'm smart. Yeah, you always came up with all the answers. But you were saying, does it have to be New Year's? I think I want to go big. I want to ring in the New Year. I want to take one of those speedboats over to Venice. I don't think they are on New Year's. Oh, you're just talking about boring details. We're going to do it anyway. Whatever. We're going to have to pick somebody up in the wild over in Venice. We're going to fly on our way over there and have a Mile High Club bingo card check mark with flight attendant as we head over for the Masquerade Ball. How many could we do in one night? Can you imagine? How many what? Of our bingo card things. Oh. Because one of mine is, I would like a French girl or a French guy. I'm not picky. Mm. Because you had that one French girl that you kissed. Mm. Pretty early on. Which one? I don't remember. She was at a Friction Hotel table. Oh, yeah. And that was when we still were doing the no kissing thing. So it came as a surprise. She was one of those nine out of tens that ain't coming back. I don't know where she came out of nowhere, but the reason that went nowhere is because she just came up and kissed me without a word. And she said, do you play alone? Didn't she? She turned to you and asked, does he play alone? I said, hell no. I was like, say that twice. We were not as enlightened then, and we still don't play alone. But today, we would have made that work. I would finagle it. Well, we could have a threesome. You might have said, I'll film it. I like girls. Can we do a little bit of stuff? Yeah, she was a pretty girl. Well, that dovetails a little bit to, I want to go to Paris for a weekend with you, just the two of us, and... Do Paris stuff. Do sexy Paris stuff. Well, it's a sexy city. We'll get up to such mischief. I think it's probably the sexiest city. It is, because the people are really sexy. The whole verbal, no verbal consent. And we've been around the blog and French people are incredibly sexy. And we can have the whole, we can mark off sex or threesome with a French girl or a French guy. It's kind of woven into their culture. That they're just sexy. They drip. There's just sort of sex and aura and energy. They drip sensuality. And they've got, I was almost going to say the Mon Chalet. That is as unfair as you get. That's a janky sex hotel. I'm going to take you to Mon Chalet, honey. Don't say I never took you nowhere. Oh man, that's like a truck stop motel in Denver, Colorado. Porn set, 70s style vibe. But it has the coolest sex rooms at their hotel. I would go there again. It's not on my bingo card. Make sure you BYOU because there's nothing to be found at the YMCA pool there. No, yeah. Bring your own play partners. I would like to have an orgy handpicked. I think at some point we'll be ready for that. I'm not saying I'm ready for that right now. I'm going to be honest with you. I am still not warm to the idea of an orgy. Okay. So yeah, if it's handpicked, that would be one of the few times that these vetted clubs, I've said it before. But so handpicked. We hate the vetted club. We're philosophically opposed to any form of vetting. because I feel like everybody should have a place in the lifestyle. The lifestyle is egalitarian. Yes, it is. There's a place for everybody. Hold on a second. I'm going to look that word up in my thesaurus here. Yes. Give me a spell. E-galitarian. It is very equal regardless of your social status, your wealth, your politics, which, by the way, all that shit should go out the window when you come to the lifestyle. It's also very equal no matter your age, shape, size, color, all of that. I love that about it because we have seen it a few times where people will pull up at a takeover in a fancy car. They'll rev the engine. And I chuckle because in the lifestyle, nobody cares about how big a wallet you've got. They're just wanting to know what you're packing. And the lifestyle really just strips you down. Because the other day I saw somebody mention, are there any apps or any groups that cater to a certain social style? Oh, I thought you were going to say like fun, fit and flirty. And you made it sound a little bit like it was based on how much money you had. That would be like the just for dinner, just for George. Terrible, terrible. Do not do it. Yeah, because, you know, sometimes that's anti-sexy. And people in the know said the only times those things rear their heads in the lifestyle is they're either kind of scams or they're just an elaborate way to get you to pay a lot of money for not a whole lot of play. Right. But one of the people said a young, good looking couple who's maxed out their credit cards in debt is going to be a lot more popular in the lifestyle than somebody who has all the money in the world, has a 500 foot yacht. I could not agree more. Yeah. So while on the surface, we're philosophically opposed to that, if you're going to do an origin, the only time that I felt comfortable with that is in the Leishendel, for example. But I'm not talking about that. Mine is much more narrowly focused than even that. I'm talking about like a handpicked orgy, like at an Airbnb, like really. Are you talking about people we've already played with? Yeah. But then that runs the risk of we're very jealous and I wouldn't want to see the people I play with play with the other people I played with. So I don't really think that one's going to happen on our bingo list. Okay. I want to have an MFFFFFFF. You do not. He has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So that would be six girls besides me. My hand started cramping. I said that I wouldn't mind having another MFFF or an MFFF, which is like two extra girls, three extra girls. But I like your thinking, honey. The more the merrier, right? I like your thinking. I am down with that. I'd like for us to all do DP and all three people. I am not doing DP. I draw the line right there, Kat. I want all three of us to go at the same time. You see how this bingo card sheet has a star in the middle? That's my star and it's closed for business. You're a porn star. You a porn star. What do they call that? Pink star? You would know these things. I don't know any of this stuff, okay? I'm like spouting acronyms like I know what I'm talking about. This is all new for me. I would like an MFM that's completely blindfolded. So I don't know who's coming at me. Isn't that a lot of overlap with playing with blind guys? No, because I can see the blind guy. This one, I can't see. Oh, you're blindfolded. Oh, yeah, okay. It shows how dumb I am. Isn't that a good one? It's your turn. One final Bliss cruise. I think we'll go in November of next year and that'll be our curtain call for Bliss. Okay, that's our swan song. But it'll be fun to kind of get the band back together again. Probably have a million people to see. I think a lot of people that we know had already planned for the November 26th. I think we convinced a legion of people to go on it. I know. You can't imagine how many people tell us, are you going to be on this one? I'm so sorry, guys. We discovered Naughty, and that was a game changer. So come to Naughty. We're going to be there. We'd love to meet you. Which sort of dovetails into another, which is I want to go and find more Naughty and Nolan's experiences that are in the lifestyle. I feel like we still have some yet to discover. Well, we think we're going to try Splash Atlanta Eroticon this year. That's kind of on our bingo card. We're pretty sure we're going to try that one. And Lake Havasu is also on mine. Plush Lake Havasu. That's not on my bingo card, but those are things we do plan to do. Kat and Leo, where in the world are Kat and Leo? We plan to do those in the new year. And we are going to stay with the impresarios of Lake Havasu. They have a place there. And they host all sorts of couples. And you get to go on their boat. They've got a party bus to take you to the plush party. So that just sounds like way more fun than staying in the host hotel. That's bucket list. That ain't really bingo card because we didn't write that down. That's just something we plan to do. I wrote it down Oh you did So you know when we do it we going to exit off And you know that if you get six across these are six by six cards You get an orgy You win With seven girls I didn say an MF M-M-M-M-M-M-M. You're a ban whore. Eight maids of milkin'. Seven swans a swimmin'. Six ladies suckin' your dick. Five golden showers. No, thank you. Don't you have a jellyfish sting cat? Come here, let me take care of that. No, thank you. I would like to play with chocolate. I can't believe I haven't done that. You want to play literally with food. You like to play with your food. Yeah, I'd like it to be on somebody's very nice, hard cock and lick it off. Where they have the naked gals laying down and you eat the food right off of them. That's one of those posh parties, like a kinky rabbit. I'm going to be the guy trying to bob for apples using no hands. I love it. They're going to throw me out. Why don't they ever have hot guys doing that? Because I'd want to eat off the guy. Oh, wow. Yeah, they'd probably let you eat off the guy. Oh, that would be so hot. You'd have a donut ring. Yummy torsos. I want a manicorn. I want you to deep throat to completion. Yes. Girls, am I right? Am I right? Priorities. Priorities. Oh, yeah. I like that. You've already mastered the art of the deep throat. Now you just have to bring it home. I want a manicorn. I want you to have a manicorn too. And it's actually on my bingo card list. Do you guys know what a manicorn is? It means a guy who really likes me and we have a repeat thing going on and he probably wants to sleep over at some point. It's three in a bed, right? That's on my bingo card. Sleep over with a guy. Just so you don't think I'm making it up that it's on my bingo card list too, find you a manicorn. I'm going to read something the cat wrote once upon a time that I saved. I wish I could find me a manicorn, a long-term situation. We're on our second long-term MFF throuple and it's the GOAT. Would love to have a longer term, super comfortable MFM, but no dice yet. Single dudes aren't wired that way. So I have no personal experience, but telling you I'd love to give it a try to have something regular, like once or twice a month, go on for three to six months maybe, would be hot. When did I write that? You wrote that probably to one of your sexting dudes. You copied it? And when I read that, it sort of hit me in the feels a little bit because I want that for you. I want that experience because you've been such a good sport going along with all of these throuples and, you know, they are a mile wide and a mile deep and they can be very intense. And we are drowning in unicorns, but I love the energy. I don't get that energy with guys. And so, yes, I want to make that happen for you. And it will, you know, the thing about throuples is it's an odd energy. I don't think we would call an adding a third guy, a throuple, but we would call it a man. A manicorn. And- Very unique single male who's like a unicorn because single men don't come in that variety. But something where they adore you and something where- When I call, hey, are you available? We're going to be up in the city. They're there. They're, yeah, I'd love to make time for you. But a regular thing. But these types of things, they just happen organically. There's no rhyme or reason why they do. But when they do happen, you have to know what to do with it when it's sitting in front of you. We're really good when something good is in front of us. We always know what to do with it. We're getting really good at that. Well, part of the reason is we're spontaneous and we don't mind taking a chance. And we're a little impulsive. We're a little extra. Isn't that pretty much what impulsive means? Whatever. Spontaneous and taking risks? So these next three of mine, I'm going to do three in a row. Good things come in three. Yeah, and they're really surfacant. Okay, and they have nothing to do with you. Surfacant is not a euphemism for boring. No, surfacant meaning they're shallow. Oh, okay. They're very shallow. That could be fun. I like a guy with arm sleeve tattoos. I've had a few come into my sphere, but I've never actually managed to play with any of them. I love tattoos. I'm going to get you a manicor with some face tattoos. Oh, stop it. I do. Maybe some prison tats? No. Yeah. I would like to play with a fireman, a real fireman, not just a wildland firefighter. And I think I'd like to play with someone that has a giant cock. You mean no poison? Okay. I don't know. You know? You mean like something that's straight out of a porn set? I don't know. I don't even know you anymore, Kat. What's gotten into you? Everybody thinks that's something they want to do. I don't know. Kat wants to play with somebody with a horse cock. I'm not sure. I mean, I generally like what has come my way, but everybody says it's like on their bucket list. I think it should be on my bucket list. I don't know. You want somebody who has a baby arm. I don't know. I've been fisted before. I'm sure I can handle it. Okay. All right. I like the feel of that. Yeah. I don't know. Just saying. Well, then I want a girl with the tightest pussy. She can bounce a collar off of it. Listen, you wanted seven girls. That's called a harem. So you should just write, I'd like my own harem. Seven tight pussies. You're terrible. It's your turn, though. I want us to go to Young Swingers Week at Hedo. Oh, I forgot about that. I want to go there, too. Yeah, we got to do that at least once. Maybe this summer. I always wonder how long can those things really hang around? Because everybody's going to age out of it. There's only so many of them to go around. We all know swinging, you know, they say 35 to 55. Let's be honest. It's closer to 40 to 55, 40 to 60, right? And so, yeah, if you're trying to be Young Swingers Week at Hedo, you probably don't have a whole lot of people. Maybe you'll find a horse cock at Young Swinger Week, Kat. You know, I put that on at the very, very end because I wasn't really sure it was that important to me. Didn't know I was going to have to go and have a dick swinging contest at Young Swinger Week. Because, you know, you're nicely sized. So it's not like I'm like, oh, I want someone so much bigger. I just, I hear people talking about that. And maybe that would just be a little different. But in keeping with Young Swingers Week, because it is my turn. Okay. Because I am a new character. I would like to go to Electric Light Forest in Michigan. Brave style. I call foul because you keep stealing off my paper. Maybe it was my test and you were copying off of it. Okay. You know, you wrote it first. So maybe I just kind of heard it buzzing in my ear. We are going to go to EDC and maybe Electric Light Forest Festival. I have EDC on mine too. Of course you do. It is a magical music festival that takes place in a Sherwood Forest setting in Michigan. But we have no reason to go to Michigan. So we've heard about it. We know about it. And for years, we're like, I don't know. Except we might have a reason to visit Michigan in the new year. We might. So that is certainly on the bingo card. Speaking of, mine has, I want to play with more baddies and nerdy girls. I love it. Oddly specific, I know. Yes, it is. I hear you, though. And I'm down. I mean, I don't know what's in Michigan. And it's kind of feels landlocked. I know somebody that's in Ohio. I know that's next door to Michigan. So that would work for me. Well, then that goes to something that I've got, which is take more spontaneous trips to places like Texas, Ohio, New York, and meet more listeners. We do need to do that. And play with some of those listeners. I really like that idea. Because it goes to another, which is to meet more newbie couples in the lifestyle. Because we love the newbie energy. Like the MFMs that the people I'm texting, sexting, right? The more newbie-ish they are, the more I enjoy the energy. Like a thousand percent. Because I think a lot of listeners who are newbie couples listening to us that we might be a great first experience for them. I think I'd like to be that for more people. A lot of people's first experiences. More newbie couples in the lifestyle. Okay. And the more people you meet, you never know who you're going to be attracted to. And also just to meet more of the listeners because we love you guys. You're amazing. You're really the reason that we do it today. Do you know that upcoming, it's like either February or March, we're going to be two years of doing this podcast. We're going to have to have like a two-year anniversary episode. Is that crazy? Two years in a car. Well, on my bingo card list, I've got build a podcast set. Yes, I know you do. Now, it's not what you guys quite think. No, we're still going to be recording in the car. But we're going to start doing video, and we're going to be throwing it up on Insta, TikTok, YouTube. And so all the reels. We don't have live video, right? We don't have video reels. And we've only told one person about that. That was Swing Nation. That's right. Dan and Lacey. So they know our little secret. They know our devious idea. Coming up in the new year. Okay. It's a surprise. I would like to have MDMA sex with an MFM. You should have thrown in a horse cock in there. That was a lot. My brain now, as you're throwing these out, I should actually take the time to process what it is you're saying. I'm not really that interested in the giant cock thing. It was really from that one where he was a fake guy, and the guy of the couple was telling me all about this MFM they'd had, and I was so attracted to the photo. Artificial intelligence guy is what you're saying. Yes, he doesn't really exist. but he was supposedly he was so big. Oh, he had a 10 out of 10 in looks department and then he had a whiffle ball bat in his boxer shorts. And so that's really probably when I say that, that's what I'm thinking of. I'm very happy where we're at because you are more than... Yeah, it's going to be like throwing hot dogs down a hallway. Terrible. You're going to have seven Fs, okay? Seven tight Fs. Get it straight, Kat. Okay, Leo. We're going to be doing kegels. I'd like to have sex on a motorcycle. Mmm, with the tattoo. I'll be in the middle. You can both be on one on the other side and I'll just keep turning around. I take your bullshit. Whatever you say, you can be. It's always, you could be over there in the corner filming it. I don't buy that for a minute. I can take turns with each of you. You know, back in the early days of our journey. That would be fun. And yes, you would have meant it. These days you're like, it's optional. If you're going to get a drink of water and you're in the bathroom and all of a sudden you get a bad case of the runs, take your time, honey. You're so funny. You should see the size of the guy in here. I said some of my stuff was a little surf again. Okay. A little shallow. I think it's your turn. Okay. You're not amused. How many more do you have left? We are going to do the grinder Tinder showdown episode. Oh my God. We are so epic. We're going to stick Leo on grinder and he's going to show his horse. And he's going to have all the guys swiping on him. I'm going to do the torso. I'm going to do a dick pic. Then you're going to go up on Tinder. We're going to have a head-to-head face-off to see who gets more interest. Okay. Knock them down. Drag them down. And you always like to say that the loser is going to actually have to go out on one of them dates. That's terrible. We do want to do that. That would be a lot of fun. Is that actually on your big O-card? I guess I'm going to end up in a glory hole. Mouth is a mouth. Right, Kat? You know, I think it'll be interesting to see because I like my chances. Because Grindr is a really different kind of app. I mean, it is horny. I always tell you, guys are dirty. They'll show up behind a dumpster at Wendy's. And when you've got two guys. You can imagine what happens when you get two of them together. Because at least when it's a guy and a girl, he has to keep his junk in his pants for a little while to not scare her off. Girls want an emotional connection. We're like a little doe in the meadow. That's right. You can't scare them away. You've got to warm them up. Guys, they'll show up sight unseen, dispense with all the niceties. It would be neat because Grindr, I hear it's almost like kind of DoorDash or Uber where you see the cars going around. You see where they are. It's like ordering a pizza. It'll be here hot and ready in 30 minutes. I think it'll be hilarious. And we're going to read out the results of it. Okay. So I already said this one when we were talking about a manicorn, but I have them in two different bingo sections. Very similar. I'd like, first of all, weekend away with a single male. Like, not alone. See, I love how you phrased that because it sure sounded like a Freudian slip. No, I wouldn't want to be alone with anybody that we play with. This guy isn't AI generated by any chance, is it Kat? Giant cock. No, like Lana. We've had weekends away with her. We've had the MFF for a weekend. I want an MFM for the weekend. But honey, if you're feeling a little sick in the bathroom, go ahead and take your time. We talked about. I'll be back on Monday. Bogota fuck boy. Okay. He was super hot, lived in Bogota. And we actually kind of mused, we should fly him to like Miami and have him spend the weekend with us. Yeah, why not? And that's amazing. Well, you've got to be spontaneous. Take a chance. And if you see something that you identify as a good thing, go for it. Because life is short. So have fun. Don't take the opportunity. It does pass very quickly. And it's not going to come back. There's a season for everything and they don't last very long. I will say, though, we joke about it. But in all seriousness, I think that the one line that will never cross is ever to do anything alone. And the reason is, is because there's enough OGs in the lifestyle. This is, first of all, not something that we'd ever want to do. Right. At least not officially on the podcast. Right, Kat? Shush. No, seriously. When I say weekend away with a single male, I truly meant bringing in an extra guy and having just like an MFM friend energy for the entire weekend, the three of us. I'm going to pick the perfect guy. That'll be the deal. I have to pick the guy that you go away on the weekend for. Honey, I want to introduce you to Steve Buscemi. I hear he's got a horse cock. Does he got some arm sleeve tattoos? You're going to get that blindfold. You're going to get to cross two things off at one time. Oh, so I'm going to make sure I get to choose all seven of those females. I get to choose their hair off. We'll just blindfold you because a mouth is a mouth. They got here in 30 minutes, honey. I don know who wrote this on my list Yeah who was it Delayed penetration using everything else Wow That must have been in a moment of weakness Well that because I been talking to you about I would like to do more dry humping Yeah give me a pin I want to just scratch that one off here I love the buildup and that slow burn, the sexual tension. Yeah, I know you girls do. Oh, my God. Just keep your jeans on and just unbutton them. Oh, my God. That's so hot. Guys get naked way too fast. Yeah, maybe we'll do that sometime. Okay, soon. Pusher. Yeah. I would like to have sex on an office desk after hours. So pusher. we don't work and we work in the hole so we don't got no office desk apparently she has a nice office space a little window with a view oh that'd be really that'd be quite a view i think we said that both of you would put your hands up on the glass yeah spread eagle and then i would have your way with us apparently do everything but penetration you can wear some jeans i might wash some windows while i'm at it i want to host a party at a takeover or throw a party a lifestyle party because we've come close to doing that with like the magnolia hotel takeover in Denver and we did jello shots. We hosted a room. Our room was the room. It was. And it was sick. Well, you do know that that's what a lot of the podcasters do. They go ahead and they become an event organizer. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that because that just brings money into it. And I don't really want to mix money with the fun. Okay. No money with pleasure. Like, I don't know that that'll ever happen, but I think that a lot of times when you make it about money, it stops being fun. But how are you going to do that then as far as like hosting? We're going to go to a hotel takeover where they open the rooms and we are going to- We're going to choose like the best location room and we're going to be the party. It's going to have gravitational pull. When you walk by our door. You're going to be sucked in. Sucked in. In a vacuum. To completion. I want more Porn Boys. I mean, I know I already got a Porn Boy and he was like one of the cutest Porn Boys there is. You already got some that are circling around on Insta. I know, but I want to put it on there because. Ever since we talked about going to the AVNs, all of a sudden we've had these mysterious Porn Guys come in and follow us. I'll play with a Porn Boy at the AVNs. That would be hot. I'm not counting on it because I think they're all in work mode and we're not in work mode. We're in play mode. Airtight with horse cocks. Bucket list. Yes. Let's do it. Oh, that would be fun. MF, M, M, multiple M's with all the porn boys. Okay. I'm going to be down the hall hosting a party with all the porn girls, and I'm going to have a foam head on. All right. It's your turn. I want to try to have some kind of vanilla relationship that's born out of the LS. So doing vanilla stuff with friends. Do you still play? Or are you not playing? Or did you never play? I don't know. I guess it could be both. You know, we have some LS friends that are in our sphere that we have never played with, and we may not play with. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Like going to Hawaii. Yeah. Seeing Pablo Sexobar and Mrs. Pablo Sexobar. Right. I love that. Because we've talked about pushy. LS friends are the best. And we just want to maybe see if we can, you know, it goes back to that theory. Can you be friends without always having to have sexy fun beyond the menu? Like the Lake Havasu people who invited us there. That's right. We think of them as vanilla lifestyle friends. I mean, we don't know them, but that's what I'm saying. It's possible that Hope Springs Eternal, you get in there and they think, you know, it'd be great. They said it's no pressure. You're just friends, right? We actually looked at some of their validations just to make sure. And time and time again, people said they're just the greatest, the friendliest people. They don't try to make you feel any kind of pressure that you're there. They're just people you want to hang with, which probably tipped it in their favor for us to stay with them. So, yeah, I just feel like it makes me a little sad to think that the LS is so shallow. I get it. It's a shared hobby. It's in some ways a shared addiction. OK. And just like an addiction, when you return to baseline and you don't have that shared addiction, sometimes that friendship can dissipate. But I want to try to see if we can make that happen. I love it. Well, I would like to have some public bathroom sex. That was a great segue, by the way. Wasn't it? We're going to have a vanilla relationship that ends up in a public bathroom. You know, I want to have sex in a Waymo, so it's kind of the same thing. Is that on your bucket list? It's on my bingo bucket list. I love your bingo card. Man, that's good. I want to go on a temptation cruise. I would like to do that, too. It's kind of like the Young Swinger Week at Hedo. But it's not super young. I think it kind of spans the ages, but it's a different, heartier vibe than Bliss, I believe. Oh, it definitely caters to a different craft. And the drink package is included. Yeah, when the drink package is included, I think you know it's catering to a different crowd. It's a party crowd, and we're not going to have to smuggle booze on. We're not going to have to drink flat champagne or flat wine the whole time. You're talking about in Rum Runners. Yeah, yeah, the little bladders that we smuggle on. Yeah. We're going to actually be able to get some fruity, fun drinks, which would actually be- You know, we're getting on a boat. We're smugglers. We're smuggling plums. I was just going to say that. You're smuggling some plums. I was thinking that. Yes, because my brain is in the absolute gutter. That's why you front run, is because you know every stupid thing that's actually rattling up in my two brain cells inside my skull. It's a very cobwebby, empty brain. But you're a little bummed about the Temptation Cruise because nowadays I think they discontinued allowing single males on there. They allow, yeah, it's couples only. I'm actually really bummed. I think we missed them. Yeah, that's kind of bullshit. Are they ruining it for everybody? Is that what they're doing? I don't know. They allow single people, but you have to go on as at least like a friends with benefits. And that becomes complicated because not all guys got a friends with benefits. We'll bring our manicorn. I know, we're never going to have a manicorn. No, we will. We will. Yeah. You know I'm really good about talking things into reality. Well, you know, we've had a few guys in our sphere none of which we played with, right, except for Surfer Boy, that you can see them being manicorn material. Yes. Like they've been sexters or we've met them but just haven't played with them yet. We know what we're looking for and we know it's out there. We just have to kind of wrangle it. But it also just takes luck and randomness because you can never predict when a thruple energy or a manicorn energy is going to enter into your life. And you just have to be open to it with the universe. And then when it presents itself, know what to do with it. My new fun thing is I'm on field right now since we can't really play because we've got a lot of family in town and we're not going out of town. Well, we got the countdown to New Year's a couple of weeks, right? Yeah. And so I'm on field and fantasy mode. And so I get people from all over the world. And a couple of those have turned into sexters that have gone on. One of them's over a month. He's been in my phone. And, you know, one of these might turn into, we might actually meet. You never know. I think that'll happen. Yeah. You're so awesome. Sex in our marital bed. And by that, I mean in our house, in our house. And it's just not something that we do. Nobody comes to our house. Only one person's been to our house ever. Yeah, But she didn't step foot inside. She sat in the driveway while we ran in to get whatever it is we were getting. It was probably a hazy memory at best. Whatever. I like that a lot. I did not have that on my bingo card. That's a good one. And part of it goes back to that thing again where we talked about the beauty of the lifestyle is it strips you down to your birthday suit. Figuratively and literally, you come as you are. Yeah, nobody talks about their vocation or their children or all the things you talk about in normal vanilla life is just out the window. And sometimes, you know, when people find out more things about your vanilla life, it can sort of change their perception of the way they look at you. And so I kind of like it like that where you keep it separate. And yeah, it's sort of like when you're meeting people and they say like, well, what do you do for a living? That's a terrible question. It's so boring. It is so boring. Come up with something better. At least ask what their hobbies are or something. I think my last one personally, because I've touched on all 35 of them now. Oh, I probably have a dozen left. So I'll carry it from here. I think I'd like to do like an Airbnb weekend with a bunch of LS couples. That's interesting. Yeah, I saw somebody, it was OG Swinger that said, we don't normally do that. He put it in the same category as we don't sit and have sit down dinners with like a new couple we meet. He said, we have to know you very well in order to make it like a cabin retreat. I mean, that's similar to you wanting to go camping. There's all this. But I am thinking couples in that regard. On paper, it does sound. Yeah, it sounds like a movie, right? It could be Airbnb skiing. It could be Airbnb just on a random like you're in the middle of Arizona or Ohio. Like that Playboy swing and they should make it more modern and have it be like an EM thing where couples, they kind of go on a random vacation together and make it just a reality show. I'd tune into that. I would too, because that one was a little bit scripted feeling, the whole Playboy Swing one. If you can put something like Swingtown on network television on CBS, whoever greenlit that show, I am sure is fired. I'm sure they're swingers too. I'd like to find out how they slipped that in there and hope that their boss wasn't looking. Well, they have Channel 4 open house great sex experiment. Oh, that's true. And that's way more E&M. It's kind of more threesome-esque. Hit me. I'll tell you if I agree or not. have somebody on the podcast. Ooh, like an interview style. I don't know who. We don't do collabs. We don't do interviews. It's not a funny form thought. Yeah, you don't even know if it's someone we played with or someone that is a porn star that might be fun to talk to. I see where you're going with that. Somebody that the listeners might find interesting to actually, for the first time, to hear somebody else in the microphone. Okay. Okay, I can get behind that one. Next. Keep this thing secret. The whole thing, because it being a clandestine double agent spy secret life is so much more fun. It makes it so much more sexy. I know a lot of people you do share, but I'd say the majority of people don't. They keep this thing under tight lock and key, under wraps, and it makes it so much, it's taboo. And if you're out and open to everybody, then more power to you. I ain't yucking anybody's yum. But then you are not dealing in the taboo nature that the rest of us are because- I love that we drive cars to meet people and we get dressed inside the car. I do too. All of what we do is so fun. And I'm wiping off the makeup as I'm coming back home because I know, well, that's going to look a little sus because I don't go around dressed like that all the time. That's the same shit you used to do like in high school and college. When you're 16. Absolutely. You go out. You've been sneaking out. I'm going to go to my friend's house for a sleepover. And then you put on the dark black makeup and, you know, the little skirt. And you're like, okay, here we go. Let's shimmy it on. I used to have friends over. We would head out about midnight and we would stay out all night. And when I come home, I would spray myself with cologne. Because did you smell? Oh, I'm sure I did. He reeked. Skunk. I still reek. Some things never change. They don't. And I still like the clandestine sneaking out the window, so to speak. I love it. you feel like you're in high school again and who didn't love that i once had sex in the same room my mom was sleeping in in a hotel again i have to stop myself that is a sentence that i didn't know that i didn't want to hear no well it was okay because it was clandestine you had sex in a hotel room that your mom was in sleeping like next door oh man and there was a guy on the other end that thought he was fulfilling like a daughter mother fantasy no she was sleeping it was clandestine like she wasn't supposed to know about it oh man it was clandestine taboo okay go ahead hit me Hit me. Oh, oh, oh. It's your turn. We're going to finally upgrade Bernie Bot in the new year. No. And I know we're going to be sad when it goes. No, I love Bernie Bot. I know. Is it because of the camera? Why do you want to upgrade Bernie Bot? Oh, because we don't have certain apps. We can't even like update our apps. That's right. The iOS won't update to a certain build. You're right. I couldn't like get, I don't know what it was. If we were to travel outside the country, for instance. Oh. You're going to get eSIM card. And it doesn't work on that phone. You get it ahead of time. So your phone works in a foreign country. Yeah. I don't think it works on our Bernie Bot, even though we love it. I love Bernie Bot. Even though it's part of the lore, it's part of our story. As long as it still has the blue case, I'll be happy. Oh, that's true. But it'll feel the same. And we'll put Bernie Bot into our memorabilia box. Do you know that Bernie Bot... Along with this bingo card list. We are going to put the bingo... We're going to cross stuff off, but Bernie Bot has one of those things on the back of the phone where you can put a credit card in or your driver's license. We always have a key card in there from whatever was our last fun threesome. So I take it out from time to time. Oh, look at this. And it reminds me of whoever it was we were just with. Just a little fun fact. You were pulling somebody's underwear out the other day. It still smelled like them. And you told me here, smell it. Not in the way you think. No, it had the perfume. It just the whole panties smelled like... It was a perfume. It was a scent. Yeah, I didn't know what it was. It was earthy. Like incense. I liked it. I liked it too. Very hot. Yeah, that takes you back. You're going to stay in a yurt. How about that? I want to make you happy. Oh my gosh, I didn't know where we were going with that. I love hearing when you randomly tell me how happy you are. That's so sweet. I love that. Okay. And I know some of that is with the backdrop of the lifestyle, but I want to make you happy. And I also want to make your life extraordinary. I think we could like stop right there. That's the best. Just like the Hunter S. Thompson. Yeah, we're going to go down swinging and we're going to go down. Exclaim, wow, what a hell of a ride. We're going to be skidding in and having a fantastic fucking time. So we're going to find that manicorn with a horse cock and a blind stick. And we're going to airtight you in a cabin in Tahoe while I'm having seven maids of milking. Happy New Year's. So if you liked what you heard, go ahead and either subscribe or I didn't know how that works. Just come and listen. We might post once a week. We might post a couple times a month. I don't know. We might get bored and stop doing it. So you better come and listen while it's still going. Otherwise, we'll lose interest. Tell us how much you like it. Yeah. Leave a comment. That'd be cool. We love it. 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