Ep 575 - Black Seed Fart Max (feat. Nate Marshall & Egan Robinson)

Wow, wow, wow. West and we're live. We're just talking about black supplements. Seamos is the biggest Seamos is black ladies love Seamos. Seamos during covid, they got really into what's that? The tea is the tea is supposed to be good for your respiratory system. My mom was always trying to get it to me during covid. Elderberry, I think it might have been elderberry. Yeah, it was elderberry. Elderberry was a big one. Seamos and you're saying black seed or black seed oil. You're on the black seed oil. Black seed oil. Although that's it's funny you say that that was a black lady supplement, which I believe the that crossed over. I think black people, black guys, black ladies too. Like because I saw dudes talking about rubber on their meats for like black seed oil. Yeah. That's what I was. Black dudes are sneakily on the forefront of the hardest boner. It's crazy, especially you get like a Jamaican dude. Like that's why they're all like eat your beef. You need zinc. You need to be strong. They are right about the zinc. That's crazy. They all know that. Yeah. They're huge on zinc. That was a crazy start. Every every country you go to has some sort of thing they sell where they're like, oh, it's very good. It makes you more to the world. Like if you go to like any island, they have some weird concoction. They're like, this gives you the hardest boner. I've I've I've tried I've tried black seed oil. I want to try two things. I've tried black seed oil and I tried. Well, I think it's Korean. It was like the ginseng tea. Oh, ginseng. Yeah. Right. Ginseng. Yeah. The ginseng. I tried nothing. I thought they just like jacks you up. I didn't know it was like I feel like a metal. No, there's a certain type of ginseng that is I think. So specifically. Ginseng. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't think black seed oil gets you hard like that, though. It's like an anti-inflammatory. Although I haven't rubbed it on my meat, though. I didn't rub it on my meat. I did take a little but I don't know. I saw I saw because I saw one thing that said it worked rubbing on your meat. And then I saw another thing that the guy was like, my meat broke out. Even when you're meat to break out. Break out. I've had a meat break out. I've literally survived. I'm a meat break out survivor and it's dude. It's not pretty because you panic and you make it worse by trying all these other things you read about on the Internet. And your meat just gets worse and worse. Oh, I just got to not to stay on the subject of meat. I know, dude. I got I had a horrible meat moment the other day. What happened? I was trying to I was trying to like just I was with my girl all day. So I was trying to like raise her up all day. Little flirty shit here and there. I'm moving around, get myself charged up, get her charged up. Nice. But I don't know if I like gave myself blue. I think I gave myself blue balls. You got to charge. I got to charge. Oh, no. What were you doing to get her like hyped up? Just like flirty. She like grabbing her ass. Grabbing her ass. Yeah, for sure. He flirty stuff. Grabbing her head to hit. Titty squeezes like we walk into a store like nobody's around. It's all day. She was in the center of the Minotaur's maze. Just like out of nowhere, like, mid fuck. I just my balls started like for real hurt. I know I'm on Sean. I thought of you. I was like, I hope I'm not going through Sean Sean during sex. That's kind of crazy. Fucked up balls. All right. Yeah. I know he's a fucked up ball fucked up asshole survivor. Yeah. I'm sorry. I've had my cut my nuts in my butt are all fucked up. Really? Yeah. My guts pretty bad today. Is your guts still fucked up? I mean, I, you know, it's mostly caused by copious amounts of Irish whiskey. Yeah. And today I vomited in the morning. Oh, man. Yeah. That stinks. I had too much to drink last night. My favorite. My butt and my nuts are okay. That's good. My favorite visual where you can tell Sean is like he's crossed the line. It's he'll he'll just start hell his head will go down. He'll just do this when you talk to him. He'll be like, so I'm so fucking a dickhead. I'm like, he's trying to hang on the conversation. I had far too much to drink at the knock this last night, but it was a good knock. Do not not. That was a knock. This was crazy last night. Yeah. It's so fun. Thank you for doing it. Thank you. True. Who's who of Austin comedy? Yeah. Kind of bummed that wasn't there. I should have. I should have pulled up. It was the green room was so fucking packed. It was crazy. It was a powerful green room. Sorry. I went to a Bible study instead. No big deal. Did you really? I actually did. Nice. How'd it go? It was good. I mean, it was like the first meeting and it was like just like half like awkward dudes and half like kind of awkward chicks and then like a handful like really. Co-ed. Yeah. It was co-ed. It's pretty cool, but it's funny because people instinctually like split the room just by like boy and girl. Did they really? No one wanted to mix at all. Yeah. It was like a high school dance. Yeah. Not even it's like a middle school dance. How long do you get like an hour? It was like an hour and a half and then we went over like the next week's gospel and then just like chat it out and like the floor's open and it was to say what you thought about like one verse or whatever. And then you know some people gave their opinions is like so you some people are like they're just it's like the base level. But some people went like super deep. Yeah. Picking guy. Are you like base level just sit there? Oh dude. I just didn't even I knew I didn't have anything unique to say. So I was just trying to stay quiet. I'm just taking it all in. But I mean if you get adults together and have to hear their opinions, it's kind of torture. Honestly, I was just trying to find like a place in the room to stare at while they did it. I was like, yeah. Was anyone was usually in those in any setting. It could be like a real state class. We Bible study. There's one person who the whole room is going shut this person. They fuck up. There was one guy that like every single dude. It's like every no matter where you are, there's one person is like I got this and they just sound like a total buffoon. It could be me this whole time. I was I was on my head. It's like maybe it's me. But there was one guy who like at the like the logical end of the whole session was like, you know, this is maybe thinking about like a Bible verse. Let me pull it up and then he just like reads like a like a three minute long thing. It's like not about anything we had just talked about. And you're like, yeah, thank you for sharing me. That's kind of nice. So I actually I've been I feel like I've been kind of circling the drain on a Bible Bible Club. It's common. I'd like to do it. It'd be nice. Yeah. It was cool. I'd never I'd actually, you know, older. You're reading older new. We were hitting new gospel. Yeah. Okay. But I never done one like Matthew Mark, Luke or John. Oh, I think it was Luke. I could look it up. That's fine. We should know that. I feel like a bad person because you're talking about going to like a Bible like a Bible group and all I'm thinking is like I'm maybe a piece of shit is like the ladies in there. Oh, okay. Because I'm imagining them dressed very modest and for some reason in that setting that's so sexy. I can't even I couldn't even. That's just the enemy talking. But that is that is that is wrong. And there's obviously, you know, as soon as you said there was co-ed my brain went there. I went like, I mean, they're probably. I will say I would have it in the garden when I was in there. I just like someone walked in. I just clocked. I was like, yeah, I mean, I'd marry you three. Yeah, I send those Instagrams to my wife all the time of like there's accounts called like the reformed wife. Any of those like women who are like, why would I ever give my wife my husband attitude when he gets home? I love those ladies. I can be a doll style loving wife and I just fire him off here all the time. It's it's the best. Is that the ones like they're like, oh, that's like living a farm and like drink raw milk and stuff. Yeah. But it's like some of them. It's not even a video. It's just like a quote. A lady. It's like, it'll be like, yeah, I could act like a big brat in my house, but I choose not to because I love my husband and the Lord. I'll be like, send. And I go, yo, this is so funny. Read it. It's like, I was just like laughing or never. I should probably read that. It's hilarious. We can laugh at it together. I'm like, but I mean, it doesn't have a point though. It's kind of crazy. Dang. So you're a Bible study. Yeah. Didn't know about Noctis. I did know about Noctis. I was like, you know what? I agree to do this. And like, this is what God's will was for me to go to this. True. And not to go to the who's who. Yeah. But then I will say I left and I saw like Tim was on. I was like, oh, that'd be cool to go see. Oh, fuck. I went to Bible study. I was like, that's what God intended. Now the Bible study rules. Yeah, it was cool. It'd be nice to read it and be like, it just didn't hit that hard. Just be in there. But like, I don't know. I just remember this being better when I was young. I remember there was a moment when like they asked us, like, what do you think about this passage or whatever? And people were trying to say, like, oh, I think Jesus is saying that this thing represent this. He gives it an analog. He's big on analogies, obviously. And he does like, he says like something about some tower building a tower. I think the tower represents this. I think it represents this. And I was like, I don't think it represents anything. I think just using examples to see how ridiculous the prospect of being his disciple without giving up all your possessions is. And then they're like, yeah, for sure. All right. You scored. Do you remember what the passage was? I would love to have a take. It was the him talking about like, you can't follow me. I'm going to butcher it, but so you can't follow me without hating your father, your mother, your brother, your sister, your wife, even your own life. Like if you want to be my disciple, you have to like take up your cross and come after me. And then like the rest of that, he gives like examples of this name and stuff. It sounds like God would say, you just a hate man as a bitch. Yeah. Well, he just like, you got to love it. You got to love me more than everyone else. Space and the same. Yeah. You got to love your mommy and daddy. You do that. Would you give up your mommy and daddy for God? Yeah. Not my mom. It's not even given up. It's like relative to them. It should be higher. I don't think it was a trick. If he was like, give up your mom. If your mom was a God-faring woman, she'd want you to give her up. She was definitely say give him and I'd be like, but mom, like, yeah, I won't call you anymore. That's all I had to do. Not a big deal. True. That's why I'm having her for me in a while back. Yeah. Well, read the fucking Bible. God asked me to not talk to you. God told me to hate you. I'm sorry. No, there's there's a book called, I think it's called Light through an Eastern window where they go through. It was a guy, I think from India who went through the Bible and like there's weird little sayings that you only understand if you're from like an Eastern culture because they really. Yeah. There's like the fucking the fish or whatever they pulled out. There was like money and like it was money instead or whatever. Isn't that a Bible story where they like find a fish, but it actually contains a bunch of ringing its mouth or something. I'm not sure. Sounds like a hood store. No, I sort of got to find a bag. I think it's a Bible story about a fish that like you pulled out and there's like a there's a bunch of money inside of it. What's the black sea oil? Looks like the AI overview says that it's this got in the Gospel of Matthew. Yeah. To avoid tax collectors. Jesus told Peter to catch a fish and open its mouth to find a coin. Yeah. So there's really a fish. No, but there's actually a fish in the East that is known for swallowing shiny like jewelry and fishermen would catch them and pop it out and that was a story. It's like I don't have any money and Jesus like go fishing right now. There's any. And he pops a ring out of the fish's mouth, but apparently there is there are fish in that like area that swallowing. They're known to swallow jewelry. If you catch them, you get sometimes the fishermen like pull a jewel out of their gullet. That's cool. Yeah. It's a whole book about it's pretty cool. Little thing and explains like, well, this is what they actually mean by this. It gives like real world examples of like just like weird shit like you read there. Like why the fuck would somebody do that? Yeah. But apparently there's a reasons for a lot of it. What's got you wanting to get because you said you were like circling the drain on starting to join a Bible study. What's got you there? I don't know. Just a chat vibe, dude. Just read by read by. Yeah. It's one chat. I just want to chat by. I mean, you get to a certain age where you're like, all right, man, fucking. I've read a lot of stuff and none of us help me. It might as well read by. I can see that being a good. And dude, getting when you're married, it helps if your babes on the vibe because the vibes in your favor. Do you get by with you and your baby? Bibes got your back all the way. No other book. What other other only other books you're going to read is like Mel Robbins. Be like five, four, three, two, one, get out of bed or whatever. I can't do both though. I told you before I was trying to hope. Oh, you might not have been there when I was telling you I was trying to hold five, my lady. But you mean trying to hold five? Trying to hold. Stag Vixen. I'm trying to have it be more of a ho in the house. So I was like buying a bunch of dumb ho stuff. I feel like you can do that. Yeah. No, I didn't. You can have the vibe and still you think you got to get married, though. Yeah. No. Yeah. We're trying to unlock the true freak. I'm worried that marriage will lock away the true freak. That's a big fear. Not true. You think you think you're okay? I mean, oh, you're saying you kind of want her singing for a supper. Yeah. I feel like I feel like once she gets everything she needs, she's like, true freak going away. So I wear sweatpants around. It's a delicate dance. No, no, no way, dude. That's where the vibe comes in. Is that especially as a black guy, I'm surprised you're not using the vibe. I feel like black guys can lean into the vibe harder than anybody. And it just, I don't know, man, it looks good on you. It might be too late for me to because it might look phony, though. You think if I get into it right now, clearly not a vibe guy and just go like, I'm full vibe now. Hey, the Lord works in serious ways, bro. Yeah, you can for sure. It would be a good excuse to get a Jesus piece. I've needed a Jesus piece excuse. Oh, man. I'm right there. I'll go shopping with you. You want to do that? I need to get one. I got a wood one. I need to like a. You want a wood one? I know I have a wood one. You get a gold. True. I need some gold or some silver or something. I said that thing out for sure. I saw her Jesus pieces and get. Yeah, I feel like it's a nice thing. I don't know. I don't have time for it right now, but it'd be nice to fucking get in a circle and talk by the go back to my baby. Like, yeah, we actually talked about it. You're supposed to be a lot nicer around here. You go to the church, white church. I'll go wherever. But I honestly, I think I'm go for it. I'm not going to go to the Mexican church. Mexican vibe. I mean, let's say my church, brother, Catholic church, man, more or less. Oh, you're going to always be Catholic though. Yeah. Yeah. But Mexican Catholic Church is a whole different vibe. It's like a party vote. It I wouldn't say party vibe, but it is a different vibe. I've been to a few mises in Espanol. They're pretty. It's pretty cool. It's fun to be like the one white guy in this man in Spanish mass. Like they're like, you're one of the good ones. Wait, what is it called? A misé? Mise. Yeah. What's that? It's just mass in Spanish. Oh, really? Mise en Espanol. Damn. This episode is brought to you by Viori. 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So get the meta-pants now at viori.com. That's V-U-O-R-I.com. Exclusion is apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. Oh, yeah. But what is it? Doesn't the word Lord translate to like, hombre or something funny in Spanish? I'm not sure. I've seen it on a screen. It's like a, the word, huh? Caballero, yeah. He translates into Caballero. Yeah, isn't it just like guy? Caballero. Yeah, just, it's like cool, cool guy. This is the guy I saw that one time. I started laughing. Senor. Senor, that's what it is. I say it was senor. I saw it on there and it was like, it's just all the Bible just says senor. Senor cap, cabaless, senor. Save me senor. Yeah, it makes me laugh when I see that. Well, that's good. Well, yeah, I mean, look, we'll figure it out. Yeah. But I'm telling you, man, I might go, I might go black-eyed, bibe circle. It could be the move, honestly. I mean, it sounds like the most font. Good book of Exodus could get a little spicy in there. I'd be like, look guys, it's happening to everybody. What the hell is book X? It's what the Jews are escaping slavery. Look at this. What the hell? Worldwide institution turns out. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just I'm just I would never violate a black Bible study. With right wing talking points. I bet you get in there. It's probably more of a going on the thing. Oh, dude, big time. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Black people are conservative. They sort of got like every every black person you talk to one on one hits very conservative talking points for the most part. And it'll happen and then they'll be like, that sounds like some Republican ass shit. And then people like, no, no, it's like, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, maybe I don't know. It's not as much. It's not like hardcore damn line, though, because they're racist. Black people are racist as hell. I can confirm that for sure. I'll confirm it. So racist. It's like my favorite thing. It's like my favorite thing. It is nice to be like kind of allowed to as well. I think we're losing it and I am sadly out. It's not for real, man. Yeah, white ladies are taking it from you. Why ladies are taking it from us. And like we're not even allowed to be racist against like other types of like we used to be able to be able to make fun of Chinese people to their face to their fucking. I've seen it. Now we just can't without being monsters. Yeah, 20, 20, 21 kind of did a number on that one for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. I still think those guys who own shops post post 9 11, I used to see some horrendous displays and Dunkin Donuts and just sit there and be like, God damn lady, you are fucking nuts. Yeah, literally. Yeah, between like 2001 and like 2020, it was perfectly acceptable to call like an Indian guy Osama to his face at Dunkin Donuts. It was totally wasn't even like being funny. It was like almost like Poppy for Spanish guys. Yo, Osama, put cream cheese on. Dude, I mean, if you want to get back on like some of the Asian hate like the Chinese hate, just go to Japan. You can just openly be like, yeah, the Chinese are loud and dirty. Oh, they get fired up. That's nice. Yeah, I agree. Loud and dirty is so funny. It's rude is a big one. I mean, so it's also how Asian do you have to be like Chinese people fucking loud as hell? That's pretty much guys are out of fucking control. It's weird when you do see them like when you're in another Asian country and then you see a separate group of Asians in that country. It's like, all right, I can I can start to see you. Sorry. Yeah. How do you so if you're in Japan, did you see Chinese people? Yeah, they're usually in groups. They're usually in groups and they're usually talking pretty loud. Seriously. Like and they just don't even like like there's a line to something they're like cutting. They're like, they don't visually tell. I'm not the best. I'd like to say that I am. But then I think we did a test last time I was on and I failed about zero to 100. Yeah, but it was crushing. But it was really really well. Yeah, he was that was pretty nuts. Yeah, that's that's interesting. So they go to kind of do you think that's kind of a flex though on Japan where there's like they're just going to visit. Yeah, but they're here and we're going to get loud as fucking. I guess that's that's one thing I didn't realize I go in Asian countries that's like, oh, I forget like this is a place anyone goes to like, of course, Asians from other countries would go here on vacation to I was like, oh, it's a weird. It was a weird thing for me. I don't know. Gotta be interesting though. I know for a fact there's the Asian on Asian beef. I mean, it's Asian on Asian on Asian beef. Koreans don't like the Chinese. Koreans kind of sweat the Japanese. They're like they're kind of fucking cool. I think I think they would give it up. The shift is a two best. I think the younger the younger generation likes the Koreans a lot more in Japan. Really? Because like K-pop and all that stuff. Like it's like a cool. They're like the cool hot like cool. Yeah, I mean, I like blending it was kind of even though. Yeah, I guess it's kind of even that way. With the like the kind of younger generation. South Korea is kind of crushing it too. Here's Seoul's like the coolest place ever. I've just never. Yeah, there have been my my stays to go to Korea. Yeah, I don't like the food enough. The food sucks Korean food fucking stinks. Well, go eat great. Everything else I wouldn't eat. I've had bibimbap. They're not bad, but that's where China has them spanked. China's Chinese food fucking crushes. Yeah, real but not real. It's the shitty Chinese food. That's the best shit. Real Chinese foods awesome. Every time I've had like authentic high-end Chinese food. I was at a Chinese person's house at a graduation party in high school and they gave me the real stuff like home. I think they love the real shit. They give us the MSGs. I mean, but the MSG is so good. Your body processes in 10 seconds. It's perfect. I want to ask you because you're on the righteous path from what I maybe it's just the Tokyo is to me, but it seems like a super horny place. How do you how do you maintain? Buy panties and vending machines and shit. Yeah, but I'm not a fucking freak. You know, I'm not like, I'm like, yeah, I never wanted to do that even here. If I was available here, I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't just see just you can't take it out the big. Oh, nice. I wonder if she had some. I might not open it, but I'm keeping it a little plastic thing. It comes in. I mean, I'm going to bullshit. I'm saying. I'm doing it. It's a horny place, but it's also a very like Titty Milk bars. Yeah, but it's also so separate from real. Yeah, the bars you just go and get Titty Milk. It's so special. I mean, any macro purposes. Yeah, but it's just so separate from any real actual connection that it's like it just is this artificial thing that doesn't feel enjoyable. You can basically pay for like a lot of parts of being with a woman like you could have someone just like come with you and shit or just like staring to your eyes or something. But it's like, you know, on the other side, I'll be honest, I might crack the plastic during a cut. I've seen people do it. It looks so nice. I'd be leaving out of the bed like, hold on a second. Let me get something out of my pocket. There was there was one time when I was like just placing a situation. I was like, I got to get out of here. But where the temptation was the was the highest was I went to I went to Fukuoka, which is like the biggest city, I think in like the South Island. And I was just there for a night and I asked my concierge the hotel's like just asked me what's the cool area to like get something to eat, maybe drink a couple beers, you know, something like that. And he's like, oh, go to this area. Nakasu, go to Nakasu. I was like, all right, cool. Nakasu, whatever is walkable. I walk over there and I eat a really nice, like cool restaurant is rated really high on like the Japanese Yelp. And I'm walking around. I'm like, I don't mean a lot of hot chicks. Hot chicks and Nakasu. I like this area. This is a cool spot. And I'm like, there are a lot of hot chicks. And then I was like, it's weird that they're all wearing high heels. I don't know what's going on. But I then I was like, oh, wait, I looked at Google on my phone. I was in like the second largest red light district in all of Japan. I was like, I got to escape. I mean, they all had differently outfits. Like I could see them going to their different themed cafes and like bars and stuff in their different outfits. Oh, wow. Which was kind of awesome. But I was like, I got to get out of here. Did you go back and yell at the guy going through with the fuck? I was like, what the hell? It was all girl bars and like the two girls working in the hotel were laughing at that prospect. They're they're they're like, I was like, Riz and them up. I was like, yo, what's up? I bought one of the cheeseburger and oh, you got them cheese. I was like, I didn't get any hookers. There's a cheeseburger. Yeah, I got really tired of like all the Japanese grub. And this is like towards the end of my trip too. So I just like I Google like cheeseburgers like in the area and there's a place called US burger. And like the picture on Google images had had just a white dude working there. I was like, I'm going here. And so I went there and like it's really good. And I brought back cheeseburgers for the two concierge ladies and didn't give the guy shit. You didn't give nothing to the guy who was there told you the guy was gone. Just me and my girlfriends. Just eating cheeseburgers. Do you watch the meet them? I did. Yeah. I mean, I ate them. I brought I had one with them. I was like watching like it was like a mukbang. I was like watching mukbang. The burger is so fun. Double burger or single double obviously. Yeah. I'm doing well. Yes. That's undeniably creepy. I'm not saying like coming up. If I came back with two burgers to just American concierge ladies, it was like. I told them I was going to get a burger. I'm going to come back and bring you one. And I was like, you guys don't believe me, but I'm going to do this. And I came back like an hour later. I was like, at the burger. I'm going to do that at a hotel. And they just munched. They just house the birds. One of the girls was like, this is like the best day of my job. Thank you so much. Like no one treats us people like. Do you think that's a cultural thing? Like they had to do that in terms of like hospitality and they made themselves vomit after. No, no, no. She she. She had to like the security camera. She's like, I don't think like I'm allowed to like the work conditions there. It's like she would get in a big trouble if they saw her eat it. So she'd like get out of the view of the security camera and eat the burger. She had to eat like an adorable Japanese lady. Yeah. I watched. I watched that. You just ate it in the lobby on CCTV. Yeah. They ended up. True. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I said, I'm not gonna talk about that. What's the Bible quote dude, if you're fast, don't tell people about it if you're fast, bro. I mean, it is what it is. It's not even, I don't even think about it anymore. We just fucking crush Bergs with ladies, dude. That's a high-team move, by the way. Thank you, I thought so. I was really wrong. Brought you girls? Yeah, brought you ladies and burgers. I brought you girls and burgers. I went out hunting. I went out hunting, I brought you some meat. Step out of the camera and take a bite. Fuckin' money for making out on those whores. You can go through a hole, you came back, charged up from looking at all the hookers, went to spaz when a guy saw ladies and just was like, I'll buy you burgers. I'll provide for you. At least, they got to see your righteous fury to come back and say, how dare you, sir? I was actually kind of pissed. I was trying to be funny about it. I was like, what the fuck? It was all girls' parts. Yeah, send me to the hookers. He might be the first guy that he's ever had pissed, come back pissed from there. Well, I guess he clocked me. He was like, this guy wants hookers. Well, so back to Nate's question, it does seem like it is pretty normal there. Yeah, the culture there is so weird with like, you think Japanese people are like, oh, like, you know, kind of innocent, don't do that much bad stuff anymore. But they, like, cheating on your wife is like a totally acceptable, it's a very normal, like the cheating culture there is almost like, yeah, I mean, I don't love her. It's fine. Like, it's almost like. Yeah, but you can't talk back to like your grandmother. Yeah, it's like, you can like go eat a stripper's butt, come back to Thanksgiving. But you got to respect Obasan. Check Obasan. Yeah. I mean, that's fair. But they sell, like, at the convenience stores, like they sell like, white shirts, like they sell like white shirts and all this stuff. They sell like the base level, like undergarments and stuff you need to like when dudes go cheat on their wives, they can just change into it. And they even, a lot of places, like some of the, like the brothels and shit or like love hotels, they'll have scentless shampoos and stuff that you use. Like your wife won't be like. Are you serious? Yeah, they're, they're really big on the cheating game over there. I kind of knew it. They figured it out. They figured it out. Scentless shampoo is, that's kind of a deep cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. My buddy told me that. Come out of the wash, smell like VO5, you're like, damn it, dude, our technology sucks. How do you fight the fight all day then? Like how do you fight the good fight and stay on the straight and arrow? While I was in Japan? Yeah, or do you? I mean, I was just going, I was just munching and drinking with the bros and bars. That sounds perfect. And but I was, I was, I was going to bars. I was going to like the Isekai, which aren't like, you know, it's not like there's not going to be young girls there. It's just a bunch of old dudes and just regular guys off of work that I was just like, I was just drinking with them and just my running joke most of the time, which is saying like, I was with a buddy and I was just like, he's gay. I said he's gay in Japanese and they fucking love that shit. So gay jokes crushed there. That's all we're doing. Yeah. Me and my buddy Connor were just going around to call each other gay for like a whole night and the main dudes laugh every single time. That is better than getting asked to speak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome. I was thinking about the reverse. It would be the funniest thing. You just had a bar here to two Japanese dudes walk up clearly visiting. He's a gay. He's just, I would lose it. I would lose it. But like my pronunciation is really good. So it's like, imagine the Japanese dude always speaking Japanese and then perfectly annunciates, I'm gay. Like that side. That's what he's saying. The move I was pulling in Japan. 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It's over the shoulder. It's a dark room. You know, he's always, you know, before one on one shot of it, like the documentary straight on, but it's the guy walking up to the chair and he's trying to look a little disheveled in it. Like, like you still got money. He does strike me as a master manipulator. He, he really is going through that. Like, I mean, even when they went back to like the clips of him crying during the interviews, he's like, I, his, but he, uh, I mean, he had like a cut that looked like he was a refugee. He went from like his beautiful curly hair to like, I'm going to get no shape up. Yeah. He's like, look at the ribbon, kind of look like even, even worse, like, uh, I don't like, like, like the Nigerians, he was trying to frame or he would not frame, but you, you know, yeah, maybe he didn't, they had no, they, they're in it. They're in it. They're talking. They're like, yeah, no, he asked me to, like, they had the fool. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't him, because I feel like they wouldn't have put them dudes in there. Right. If he was, but, but I mean, like, yeah, I mean, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, But the whole time is like you called the car you called the cops on there's footage of I didn't notice when the cops came I didn't follow that story like that when it came out when the cops came He was still wearing a noose. Yes, it was crazy 35 Original take years ago. I was like what dude is gonna keep a noose around his neck Like even even as you're walking like you're running back to the crib My next thought is like what if they're chasing me? I got this noose. They can just set myself up for failure Yeah, so he's still wearing and then they cut to it. He was like I didn't I know it's not that I never took it off I just put it back on when the cops got there so they could see Understand how it works. Yeah Then he tried to say he was paying the guys cuz you know got that check for like 3500 that he gave Yeah, they tried to say that that was for he's cuz they went to Nigeria like right after it all happened And he said I was paying them to go get me steroids from Nigeria that you can't get over here like it's like a special They weren't trying to they there were there is like parts when you get towards the end of it where they hit you with those like Well, maybe cuz there is one foot is one of the one of the Like play devil's advocate One guy who said that I did see a white guy in a bottle Which is also hilarious thinking the white guys running around his shastes, but he the security guard was like I did see a white guy Running past I didn't see him with Jesse, but I saw him running past and there is like 10 seconds of Footage that would show the guys running past that is taken out of the footage Like it does a hard jump cut like a 10-second jump cut in the real which is the only thing I was like, you know, where did the Nigerian guys come in to put why would they say that? He did that this is how they try to say that the We're trying to sit in Nigeria guys might have been like flipped by the cops cuz once they did get them They weren't talking then they raided their house and they found a bunch of guns. They lived together I think they were saying they and Wander them as a felon so he can't have they so he can't have guns and he found a bunch of guns there and they were trying to say There's never there's not any like interrogation room Footage of them. Yeah, yeah some deal The only thing that they were like trying to use is there was Like the lawyer one of their lawyers was talking and saying that we can seal your records because they were actors too So they were trying to have the record seal for like show business shit. Yeah, but there's not that's that's really it It is just like there's the jump cut which does look crazy. It is like a real weird second of a jump cut There's a white guy in a Shai see running around There was a white guy in a Shai see who got a flashlight shine on his face But the 10 seconds that that happens in the footage is gone So you just see them running past interesting and it cuts that is a yeah And they were there they were like then when they go back to this like shooting that happened In Chicago where they did that at a fast food place like some kid got shot and I guess they took 35 minutes out of the Security footage and then eventually other footage got leaked so they were like that was like the long come around They were doing was like they did it before here Yeah, so look at them. Maybe they did it here too and yeah, I don't know Then they have one other piece of footage where they see one of them with the with the drone down And you can't really see the guy but there's people who are looking at and they're going like that's definitely a white guy And then they're going to other people like that's definitely a black guy and then at the end they go with the black Nigerian guys on camera at all Not there's only one moment where you can kind of see one of them with their with the thing down and You can't tell what he is They literally pass it around on the iPad like hit play to like the cops and the lawyers and and Even to the to the two Nigerian dudes the Nigerian dudes like yeah That's my brother that's me and then but the other people are like even a guy who was like it was a white guy who ran past And he looked at him was like I don't look like a black dude to me like so but then there was like this lady who was saying that there couldn't have been any Like white people they were like Does kind of look like a white guy. It was like this one piece of footage that no one can agree What the guy looks like but their body types look like the brothers the brothers would Yo, it's like that picture of like the dress is this blue or white Why why would he send Nigerian guys to Africa to get steroids because it was supposed to oh his exact word was it Burr it's a certain type of steroid that burns belly fast That's all that's yeah It's bullshit. He could have went to a doc. He's a Hollywood actor. He go to a doctor and get He won't like hormone replacement therapy with a doctor. He's gonna get Yeah, send an Nigerian felon to Africa $300 like to get the steroids take the trip Like that's sus. It's so sus. Sounds like a big gay lie to me When they show the gay lie where they sort of pictures of the brothers and the doctor show one picture of one of the brothers It's the gayest picture of all time. It's just him jacked a little drawers And I was like, oh, yeah, these were gay guys having sex probably and then it turned into a whole yeah the whole thing I don't know. I may be putting that out there I might be just throwing you know throwing throwing darts at nothing, but it just looked like I Don't know ankle my ankle shadows. They're gay on those guys names. Sure. Oh, true. I mean, they did put themselves to pass You know what I mean? I mean, but then oh, that's the one thing that got me to having two choice gay brothers If I was a Hollywood a gay Hollywood a lister, I might try to snag two choice just top shelf And they got a link on some steroids I Yeah, it does I don't know Still doesn't hold up. It's crazy. It's crazy. Those guys had weapons. I didn't know those guys were thugging like that Those brothers are thugging you one of them the one I was a fella He had an attempted murder charge that I think got taken down the like aggravated assault Oh, yeah, but I mean they kept describing the guns as tactical weapons Which probably just means they had a fight right? Well, like I just mean they had a rifle I'm gonna attend it with an attempted murder charge is like yeah, also what happened with that? Well, I think it technically wasn't his it might have been in the house and I think you can still have them in your house That's where it's not my tactical weapon You gotta take a charge for attempted murder. This is like way before the really juicy stuff happened. He got off though I don't know. I think it got taken down the aggravated assault and he did Okay, he might have been hoping on someone's ass They didn't get all the way into like that They just they just dwell on the felony dwell on the guns and then all of a sudden nothing happened with that But it was like yeah, maybe they just weren't his guns and that's why nothing happened True. Yeah, that's his best argument. I'm still saying the only doesn't pass the smell test The only part there's like again that bother be about it was also the burn belly fat such a Burn belly fat is a certain type of steroid. It's like that's not It only gets you jacked it only is a jacked it doesn't burn any fat Any quarter to stare or you also can't you can't spot reduce fat. Am I right? Yeah, it's gotta be from the whole percentage Yeah, that's a be huge. That's definitely a huge yellow He can't you can't body you can't spot there's nothing that spot reduces fat on your body They bring in just like a resident like bodybuilder, but you can't I mean, that's not steroid that does that They just have rich piano being like you can't that's not no stare alive does that then I do guys did do a thing though That did trigger it all this usually triggers my bullshit thing is They are putting out a book about it and the book thing money grab. Yeah, the book thing is always that's like You know, you always like people were like aliens are real and I'll tell you all about them Yeah, and from being so into the alien shit It's has me now like I'm late on the book though that book would have crushed that they wrote it like four years ago I'm did I with the doctor they might have Even really know the title. That was a the funny part is it like that's like a money grab I hear the president you do a book cuz you know everyone but it'll it'll be pumped on this Oh, is Jesse doing the book? No brothers brothers the brothers and the one side of the room It's called Why you would what is the card again like this? But you know it's called He didn't get it but it's like a long dumb name like why would you fake something for attention something something the juicy? Like it's got a funny title. I want to look like they thought about it right there It's called bigger than Jesse the disturbing need for a modern-day lynching Yeah, yeah, damn. Yeah, some some Republican think tank definitely was like guys Although we'll give you the bag Yeah, but like the book will be nice dude. I Mean what? Lg2 Yeah, that's fucking bizarre Yeah, it was a it was a funny watch It was I don't know bummy out bummy up that it was like a whole thing for so long watching people get worked up about it They had they're playing all those clips of people being like this is a terrible thing during like the first couple days people bid on that hard Yeah, they jumped right on it. Yeah people bid on that pretty fucking hard But it was all the people you think would I go like John legend Obviously Yeah, he's I have he's been quiet though. You haven't heard much from him He was popping for a little bit on all that stuff and now he's kind of chilled He got think he has like a time I noticed from my girl He's got like a skincare thing at any we're giving it away. I'm not gonna lie. So they were giving Losing lotion Worse But I have like a spray that you're supposed to spray you challenge spray Cuz I started to put it on but I don't want to like fuck my face So I was like, what is this and it's like you supposed to shower spray on your face I either after you shave or what you do reduces belly fat I'm gonna get those Nigerian steroids just reduce belly fat don't do nothing else. Yeah It's all I know you had 35 Mission for somebody if they want to go to Nigeria to get steroids back 35 $35 for two brothers just to travel to Nigeria and also just this one cycle steroids like that's not that's not really Feasible you're long term. You can't you just get one you got to keep Wasn't he already kind of shredded he was already if he was doing if this is true And he was just trying to get some belly fat off of himself. So funny the mess he's in so funny even better Murphy's law Damn, dude, I'm fucking looking kind of flabby. I need to send those brothers back to Nigeria I'm gonna suck their dicks and then send them Hopefully, you know, hopefully it figures out what's going on I'd like the truth on the matter if I'm being honest That was the worst part of doc you go into it thinking like alright This is gonna get to the truth and then it gets to the end they're like we still don't know and I was like No, I think we did know you guys are trying to make it look like we don't know They ever just said did they press the issue on the brothers having sex with Jesse small it no I kind of just didn't do that. I mean everyone was wondering Yeah, it's because of the pictures that those guys post like they the ones that I mean if you watch the doc I know what people are already gonna say about me when they hear me talk like this But if you watch that doc when you see the picture they show it is like oh, yeah It's like a gay guys picture to take was he doing like modeling or something. I think it did say that he was a model on there, but That sucks they leaked the underwear photos just I mean he had it on his gram Like I think it was just pulled Posing was he like was like like muscle poses or is it like gay poses? Well, what made it to me gay is how small like I don't know you got wearing little like shorts this big one I mean, maybe I'm sure shorts. They were like tiny little shorts. I Pants, I thought they were briefs. I'll be honest. I didn't lock in on it I was like In my head have you ever watched saltburned? Have you ever watched saltburn the movie? No Anyone here watch that before I just fights. I think it's from a couple years ago. I just watched it. There's it's okay It's alright the movies alright the there's a scene in it Usually I can watch anything without like being like a fucking real that the grave thing the grave thing was nothing Okay, there's the grave by the time it was a grave thing by the way, I heard that was improvised really Yeah, I heard that wasn't in the script and that actor just got it just great spirit Take over what he just he's like fucks a guy's grave at the end of it which but That to me honestly felt kind of overdone There was a scene Where the dude he's watching a dude jerk off in a bathtub. I Don't ruin this is kind of a major spoiler alert But he's like he like kind of watches in the wings and as soon as the guy like gets up to leave He's like draining the bath water and the dude jumps into the tub and just drinks the very last bit of the bath water And it was like a you dude it was it was so fucked up usually I can watch stuff I'm like whatever I saw that and I was just like Ah Then I do I fucking I'm in bed. I'm next to my wife and obviously I haven't put my hands on my pants So if I put your hands on your pants now, I'm like bro, don't even try it. Yeah, don't even accuse me of that It was fate for real She's like I was comforting myself anything I just got fucking rocked by a fucking bathtub come drink Went for it. The movie was actually it was He was jerking off in there jerking off in the tub I thought you I thought you were the guy in the tub you're gonna into it or the guy He's just the guys just having a good old time fabbing in the tub And then the brings his fucking freak to his house to like meet his family He's like thinks they're friends or whatever and the dude like you gotta see the movie with a guy like The movie is it is kind of cool, but it just it gets like towards the end You're like, all right, man, just kind of gets it's a little bit much Yeah, imagine that and then like 20 minutes later. He's humping a grave here like all right Yeah, that's this is an ad by butter help or better help the help with the butter It's nice. It's nice having someone you can try and work out all of life's problems with who do you go to when you need a vent? Need advice or just want to chat about life. I call you I talk to you true talk to you about Partner you are my partner and my friend. 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It's a lot of that so that's pretty nice and but it's a with the story is it's like post apocalyptic and The assessment is like I guess there's not a lot of resources So you have to be approved by the government to have a kid so what they do is they send a grown woman to your house to Basically assess like the grown woman comes to their house and acts like a kid and They and I cast you have to like see if you're parent. Oh, this is the freakiest shit I just was looking for Last week So like at some point like they're they go they're trying to just like she gets there What ages this lady pretend she is it's a question. She's gotta be pretending to be like five She's like at some point at some point. She just like they're they're sitting there eating and she just Like does one of those to the food on the thing But like I mean she so she's like and it's like a hot Spanish lady They look as hot Spanish lady that they keep showing naked Pretending to be a kid at some I don't want to tell me weird Crazy there's this one see I want spoiler cuz I know that's fine the movie wasn't even the movie wasn't asked But it is weird. I'm sitting there like I keep turning my girls. Yo, this cuz she picked it I was like, this is the freakiest shit Actually my plan might have been working the whole time But it's there's like this bedrock She picked the movie she picked it was of a Oftentimes showing her tits hot lady is pretending to be five child play well I don't think we watched the trailer beforehand It didn't look like it was gonna be as freaky as it was sure. Yeah It just like in it shows her tits a little bit, but they showed Elizabeth Olson's tits wait Elizabeth Olson playing sees the mom she's like the sees the they keep showing her tits They just happen to keep showing her tits. So it's such a hack for movies to like I'm saying hack not like calling Yeah, it's like a hack like a life hack. Yeah, they just figured out like you can just show tits and it made it look artistic I'm not gonna hold you watch it. It's to make a movie seem like well You see if you see like tits in a movie you're like It's pretty cool and they did It was like a waste of time Elizabeth Olson's tits didn't think that would happen to me in my life. Yeah, what was her name? Was she Wanda Wanda in the Marvel Universe want? She was Wanda. She was Wanda. She's like a big part of Marvel Universe Yes, I wish that's it and But there's like a scene where she leaves like Basically she gets a call that like her sisters and having an emergency she has to go there and there's been all this like underline Sexual tension with the lady pretending to be a baby could imagine cuz she's like He's gotta give her anything and if he doesn't that's the thing that it was like the crazy loophole As if he doesn't act like a good dad to this adult woman pretending to be a kid Like they're not going to get they can't have a real kid. How far do they push the line? It's a question I mean they go what the the two in the movie like so she's jumping on his back. That's you got tits on back That's already a yellow card. Sorry and it happens. How far do they go? They fuck They did so what happens to be a kid lady? Kid lady set him up though. It was It's a test it was like a so what happens I guess they that that call to her does the wife got this like your sister's having an emergency I need to leave and and she and she pretended she couldn't leave for a second and then she does leave Cuz the lady's like fine. We'll give you you have two hours. You got to be back in two hours or whatever and And so while that happens he goes to lay down and then the lady pretending to be a baby just pops up in the bedroom and just fucking Grabbed his meat and it's just kind of the vibe she puts out. It does seem like she's going Your lady's not here. I want to fuck you you want to pass this test. You got to let me fuck you So he's thinking like I really want to have this baby with my lady. I gotta fuck that mean also He's like I'm a fuck this lady But he it is kind of like a reverse rape scene like she does he kind of she coerces She coerces him but he's never the whole time. He's like staring like I can't believe I'm doing how they communicate all that in the dick Wrap because couldn't it just been like oh she talks she talks Oh She's talking like she goes to she goes full of If you want to have a baby And then he and then he fucks he busted he rolls over like I don't know why that was funny to me like just I Can't believe I had sex But I Don't even I could spoil the end but as it's just no, yeah, that's good. Leave it open. Yeah Is it honestly? Always pie in movies. Nobody pulls out. Yeah, he bought He sad pod and oh Yeah, I don't want to start a case for real wasn't an ass movie and it is a movie like I do think I don't know I think you So let's let's jump to this so we don't spoil the ending. Yeah, what'd you guys do after the movie? Can't I definitely be definitely fucked that day. I'm trying to remember if it was before after the movie So like I think if I remember right that was a before like we order food Fuck before food cuz you know getting older I do miss the day when you could go out Munch and then get a good like now if I'm full I'm like Yeah, you're done. I'm checked out. Let me get some black seed oil bring my Nice break out my meat, dude. I was telling Sean last night we We went to so we did the Oasis concert. Yeah, and Dude, it was First one for I just forgot how big Oasis was of a band. Yeah, fuck. They're massive. What would they perform? Soldier field. Oh, so it was just they're only doing like I think like five cities in America So we go and again, I only remember like their major major hits from back in the day. Wonder wall Yeah, like wonder wall back in anger. There's the other one. What's there was a there's another Supernova or something champagne supernova. Yeah. Yeah. So I go there and I was a little sleepy because I flew in that day And I'm like, oh, I'm kind of tired. I might as well drink some espresso martinis I drank espresso martini. I drank a cup of coffee. You know, I'm caffeine sensitive See, so dude, I I do that to get charged up. But then like, you know, once that's flowing it's like I started drinking and We're in like a kind of like a box thing Sort of like dude, this sucks in the box Let's just go down and like stand on the floor But I had being like kind of already drunk and just massively stemmed up I bought a giant bottle of class as well. Yeah, and right before we go down I Won't keep the person's name way. I don't know how they feel about if they're like, do you want some acid? Yeah I'm really yeah fine. So we take it we take it go just a little bit And we go down and then like I had also smuggled the bottle of class as well down the floor So I was like, I'm not gonna just let it go to waste So I stuffed it down the back of my pants and put tied my sweatshirt around my waist They're like this big The bottle is enormous So I had it like a battery pack and I was just like let's go and I was just you know I was like sputting Billy were there and I'm having them fucking cover behind me So we kind of kept it tight in formation and dude. I just like we get down to this like general standing area And I like pop it out and I just set it down and put my sweatshirt on it And I would like people will be walking and like kind of be like the fuck is that I pull my sweatshirt off And I think like eventually like that first little bit of acid started kicking in I'd be like yeah, dude I brought down a bottle of class as well help yourself They people like okay, and then people started actually drinking it and then we took more and dude I it was I mean thank God we did because I would have drank so much of that tequila and just been fucked instead. It was like Dude, it's I'm excited for Shane to get back so we can actually like rehash it from you know Everybody's perspective, but it was dude. I first of all I embarrassingly was just jumping around to a waste And then I would I would sit there and I would have to like everyone to get thirsty I don't know whenever I'm like kind of tripping. I think it's fun to go off on quests Yeah, so I would be like you I to walk all the way up these flights of stairs to get water So I was like guys I'll be back. I'll get water And I went up this day first I was in a line down on the floor level first and I was first of all I was just waiting in line and I was like Just I kept laughing about how torturous it is just to wait in line in general. I was like dude It's like an arrow to your stick the part of your brain that feels important is just getting launched every second with an arrow Yeah, I'm just laughing being like dude standing in line is so fucking funny But you're just really standing there and I'm just like sitting there with this dude I don't I think he was like kind of a Mexican dude So I'm just like talking to this guy and I'm like just tripping talking about standing in line How funny it is and he's like, you know, I'm trying to get some coke man. I was like, oh cool, dude Well, good luck with that Dude, I was bucked and then he He was like if we go all the way upstairs We get I heard we can there's no line if we like walk all the way up there So that's how we discovered like to get water. Yeah, so all night. I would just be vibing to a racist I would catch my bros and they like we need to get water because I was just I was just shamed standing there going We were fucking but You guys want some water and I guess please Now we're just trudge up like fucking 30 flights of steps and then just look into the concession bar, you know core water It's like those plastic water bottles of the weird shape Yeah, there were just being and literally an infinite supply of those things and I was like I'll have seven core waters Please they would give me a little cardboard tray to carry them down and eventually they ran on the cardboard So I have to just like hug all the bars Dude, it was so much fun. But the the thing the main the main thing was By one point my feet were soaking I didn't know your feet sweat from acid I don't know made mine did so because they kept being like dude. I think it's kicking in more So I was like this is first time doing it. I've never done it like that. Yeah for sure I've done like a little bit of it before but never enough to where I was like like kind of launched. Yeah, I'm never done It was so sick. It's my view the best ever honestly But dude my feet were like soaking fucking wet and I was I don't know if this is just like a feeling I'm getting they were I was sweating like a pig I confirmed later on But dude, so I go Afterwards like it ends and we like we're hanging in this like back area Just talking for like an hour. We finally go back to Shane's room talk for like another two hours And then it's like and I was I was hanging on to the chill because I knew I was like because it was wearing off And I drank all that caffeine was they were making fun of me because I kept being like I had too much caffeine guys You're on I brought one of those giant fat joints Yeah, I brought one of those thinking that like people would want to smoke it only like two people did so I was just Facing a bad and then the class a is all when I was like giving that out to people they were skeptical and I'm like guys I'll drink you to show you it's not late. I was just on acid Tequila and being like here dude, it's good trust me It's and dude it was by the end of the body They so the bottle got crushed someone show some people are passing around there like it's done. I'm like good job you guys Yeah, and then my you meant when you got down Yeah, I like squatted up with some strangers down there But then like I had my sweatshirt was just laying on the ground because I was like I don't care about that sweatshirt anymore And as I was going to leave I was like oh fuck I left my sweatshirt Do a guy out of nowhere goes here it is and just threw the sweatshirt up and I was like Okay, so now I have my sweatshirt. I'm like damn the sweatshirt found me But dude so I go finally I'm like I'm Shane will be like oh man, we should probably call it serious up like yeah Let's just hang out for a little longer I was like I'm gonna go back to my room and freak the fuck out I Was ending and it was like yeah I think it was the caffeine really and I knew what I was in store for because if I have too much caffeine I just lay there and like my heart's off my like chest feels tight And I was like I don't want to deal with this while I'm kind of tripping that'll be terrible Finally he's like dude because I had to fly the next day to go to like yeah Like a like a kid thing how early was the flight? Dude, I literally the flight was 1 p.m. Yeah, but it was like I'd been up all night I didn't I like I was trying to figure out like what time do I have to get up? Yeah, but I just said all my I looked at my Alarms was like just at like yeah 45 alarms. Yeah, but the so I finally I go like all right go back to my room I'm like fuck dude here comes the hurt locker and I walk in and I'm just like I'm like I should pack I'm like full on Jordan Peterson like I'm gonna clean up here and get this room in order and like Walking back and forth like yes. These are my pants. I'll fold these up here and everything just took so Slowly started being like dude is act normal. You're fine. You're just packing your clothes. Everything's fine And I was like yeah, but I could feel that caffeine feeling I'm like fuck dude this sucks And then I was like I was like all right. I'm going through my routine I start brushing my teeth finally caught the mirror and my first thought was like it's all been leading to this Stand there in the mirror and it's like dude. All right, you're not feeling great right now You're a little anxious. How about you just like actually show up for yourself for one Yeah, and I just in my head just like how about you show up for yourself and you get super present And I just like stirred in the mirror and I was like I'm here now instantly just I was like shut the fuck up and I was like And then And then my head was like dude shut up you fucking dork and I was like all right fair enough Let me finish packing my clothes robotically And then dude so I I laid there. I packed my clothes And I just laid in bed and it was just like Dude, I can't sleep. I'm in a hurt locker. I'm just laying there. My heart is just like it's the caffeine plus I'm still tripping so I'm like just feeding into it in this endless loop. So I'm going on like breathing exercises on my youtube to calm myself down I'm doing just like anything I'm like and I can't type I'm like spaz typing breathing relaxation anxiety into youtube and uh Finally so I get this one breathing exercise. I'm like all right. That's cool. And then it cuts out and I'm like Oh, fuck what happened straight back to zero and then I get another one and it's like it's like almost like hypnosis Or he's like do this breathe in this imagine this and then they're like If there's any tension in your body give it a color and I'm like, yes, yes, yes, it's red I'm like imagining a red. I'm like, all right. I got this and it's like now give it a shape and it's like multi-dimensional And I was like that would turn into like a spiked dragon. I was like, fuck dude You got a red dragon. It was just like Amorphous New dimensions of physical exam like this isn't working very well So that I lay there and I'm trying to give it a shape and then like it starts dissolving and coming back Because you're supposed to like Give the feeling a color then a shape and then allow it to dissolve into like Whatever else it is and but I was just my visuals are too strong Because I have to dissolve the new things It was like it was transforming into different things like a million miles an hour and I was like, all right Fuck this isn't helping me with my eyes closed and then Eventually I had gotten stuck on the fact that I had gotten cut out of just through like constant caffeine use nicotine And whatever else that I had like disconnected myself from God's natural rhythm of the day because it was like I'd been up all night I hadn't slept. I'm like caffeine hangover. Yeah, I mean everyone obviously there was lc, but that wasn't the problem Truly, that was a that was a solution for sure But I was laying there and I was like, I just want to get back into the natural rhythm of the day That's all I want. Just give me back into God's natural rhythm. Please dude Not just like laid there and I had to lay there for like hours for like that caffeine thing to fall away I was eventually it was only black box bible quote just like Dude, please help me You had your bible study while you were here Gospel of john a gospel of john on the youtube black box. It was it was actually very nice Was john was john saying it called you kind of the chillest of all the gospels. Okay, I don't know First of all the beginning. I didn't realize he starts like he goes back to like almost genesis in the beginning I'm like, dude, it's like the word and yeah, yeah, I'm like, all right. Well, let's hope this fucking word helps me out right now And he goes it was pretty cool That one was I it goes into john the baptist when I remembered and listening to that and you know all this stuff It was tight But then uh But yeah, I do and I woke up that morning and just had a you know fly to the air had to go to the airport It was you know, no sleep just like And uh, but yeah ever since dude, no caffeine. Yeah, I've been back in the natural rhythm and I'm like I can't break it I'm like I'm like terrified to break out of natural rhythm I'm still tripping No, I will eventually but I did get all my caffeine and nick is I I was like not sleeping that good Because I'd always be on the caffeine And then I wouldn't sleep because I knew I had the caffeine and I was in this like endless loop of poor sleep That I was just like dude just There was like a flash where I was like night and day Rising and falling with it not artificially titillating myself and like it's been actually really nice But you're back when the right sarkans are back my circadian's locked in right now. It's nothing no And then it was also I mean dude cold turkey nicotine caffeine. I've already been stepping down. No problem. Yeah, that's my new thing I'm gonna start saying that during any nicotine ad reads be like dude. It's literally not addictive all you have to do is do I just gotta get back to God's natural rhythm. All I have to do is do all singing it back to God's natural rhythm But I do feel great. I feel pretty fantastic. Hell yeah, yeah So the first the first I will say the day after it was a lack of sleep thing But so it was a little wobbly the head was a little I would like just be driving and be like everything's cool And I see a bumper sticker like war is hell and I'd be like You were just thinking about like 40 Like yeah, fucking is I guess All right, let's go come on. I was trying to get back from the grocery store like Is that residual answer? Is that what they're like? I don't I think it was it really was a lack of sleep but yeah, I feel like the next day after because I like Stayed up all night was in the hurt locker And then I like woke up on an hour of sleep and then flew home and just did like full family day Yeah, going to like a dance. We'll see what dance stuff dance recital all this stuff, which was cool. It was very chill But yeah, there was like the next day even I was fine But like I could hit a thought loop where I'd be like shut it down Dude don't even go down that just chill and then I was like the net I got like three good nights of sleep Yeah, I mean if the second day I was fine once I got good sleep. I was cool But I was definitely a little my wife was like, you're all right. You're a little quiet and I was like Chill rooms won't hit you like this I like I think for the ass I like the acid over I don't even done it once but like with the thought loops for acid I feel like you can stop you can cut them off you can cut them off whereas shrooms. I feel like they just keep going But they don't linger. I think for the day. That's what I was thinking. We were saying I've never I've never done acid But I shrooms I'll go through all those loops. But once the shrooms are done, I'll do it chill Yeah, you just have those thoughts like you still remember them, but you were like those are kind of positive I think I'll take those. Yeah Yeah, I don't know I I'm gonna I'll definitely try it again I'll try it under different circumstances where I'm not like out all night and just obviously jacked up on too much caffeine in a bat and fucking But Yeah, I don't know. It was definitely it was cool. It was definitely awesome But it does the next day I was kind of thrown but I do think like if you stay up all night, you'll get whacked out Good thing you were locked in those waters. That's a lot of waters dude. I drank so you didn't get locked in those waters That would have been detrimental for the whole squad. What happened to me early on what happened early on is I went there and I you know Again, I'm like, I don't have like a particular Like nor dislike for Oasis. I was always like, yeah, I remember their songs are cool But I get there and like right away. I'm all my bullshit. I like the screen comes up. I'm going Who the fuck did these cheesy ass graph? I was just Just being nasty I'm like these guys are so old anytime I would think when they started kicking in if I thought a negative thought It would hurt my whole body and I'd be like, ah, this is gonna be a long night This isn't gonna be good. And then I was able to somehow be like Downregulate all negative thinking is off now. It just says like a survival thing And I just ended up having the gayest funest time Just jumping around to Oasis like a fucking little five You sing along with any of the Probably if I had if I if the songs I knew but I don't I honestly don't really remember singing along Yeah, I feel like don't don't look back in anger would be kind of a the whole To be ripping that yeah, and eventually I did get into the screen pretty hard. I was like these visuals actually are pretty But no, it's it is easier to control for sure. Like it's way easier Yeah, I feel if you do too much obviously you probably that's when it gets bad I don't know. I just remember trying to write down creative ideas last time I did it And looking at them the next day. I mean like I wrote down. I thought it was a great it says everything is about sex Burgers sex Well, I was watching I was watching luxury fragrance commercials and I watched a bunch of them I was like they're all about if you smell like this you can get pussy I was freaking out dude. There was a I sent myself an email halfway through thinking it was like the coolest shit I thought it was the coolest shit ever And I was like dude, I think literally wonder wall came on change just like staring at them playing a wonder wall And I was like do you want to read my email? I wrote to myself Dude not right now. This is the whole point of the concert I The song we're all here for This is the email I was trying to interrupt his wonder wall I was like sitting there was doing a water trip. I wrote an email to myself And I thought I was like dude, this is the most profound thing that's ever been uttered It was like your nervous system is your responsibility is your vehicle for making it through life. Please don't speed You're thinking about that caffeine the whole time I wrote that down. I was like that'll change the world tomorrow I kept trying like seriously dude, you should read my email and he'd be like, no, I'm not reading your fucking email You thought somebody's gonna read that and be like, holy Oh my god, there was like 40 other emails and I was like, I can't send myself emails all night I got to chill and enjoy fucking oasis. I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed It was fun, it was very funny the email was cracking me up. I was like It was just sat in my pocket. I was like, I can't believe that emails in my fucking pocket Such a sick email to myself the secrets to the universe Yeah, there was another one. There was a bunch of stuff. I started to like write and I was like It's just a waste of time. I'm not doing this. It was so fun though Yeah, you got the motherfucking owl. Well, you guys have anything you guys want to plough Anything you guys want to Jake the plug? I was gonna say pay it is in the mouth. Please listen Uh After I'm knocked this the next one is uh, September 16th. Please come to that. They've been great. Thanks again, man Of course And uh, oh and I'm gonna be at Atlanta helium october 23rd. Please please come to that Um, I'm gonna be in Dallas on october 26th at Dallas comedy club It's a sunday 7 p.m. If you can make it um, you can Find tickets just go to my instagram at eganism Hell yeah, yeah, thank you. Thanks for having me on appreciate it. Of course, bro. Yeah, thank you, man. Of course