This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human. Take my money. You, you and you. Gather in the name of chicken. For thou shalt not eat alone. The KFC popcorn bucket. 60 pieces for $5.99. Get the deal. Believe in chicken. KFC. Available until 17th of May. Subject to availability. Participating restaurants only. Not available on delivery. See website for full season sees. Hello gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. I am so thrilled to be back on this Wednesday. Happy hump day. Oh, last week was one hell of a week. Let me tell you what. You're just saying, what's the wrong? What's wrong, Harry? Did some little filly break your heart? Yeah. What did some little filly break your heart? Not a filly, but I'm thinking about switching that way. I'm really thinking about like. Guys, it's been a rough couple of weeks in this home. Well, just between like the surgeries that have been happening, which we've spoken about that are super depressing and then like me for the first time in God knows how long letting my guard down and then immediately wishing that I wouldn't have done that. But we live and we learn. I know, but it took me out. Yeah, you don't say. Yeah. Lauren, you. It took me out. Your energy is fantastic today. Can I be honest? Oh, you've been a buzz killing 10 for the past two weeks. So it. Two weeks. Why two weeks? Well, mom had her surgery and then I was to. Chela and you went to Vegas. And when I got home from Coachella, you had been a little distant from your own self in mind. I definitely lost sight of myself and I learned a lot. I learned a lot and I'm, I was saying to East and I was like, this feeling is not worth it. I'm never opening up again. Like I was living a peaceful life. My happiness was contingent on just myself and my kids. I learned that I have very little patience. I learned that I am very capable of loving extremely hard and maybe too quickly, which is something that I need to look into. But I was like, I'm never doing this again. And he goes, Lauren, the last time you opened up to somebody, it was like four years ago. Do you realize that women go out into the world and try to find their person and actively date multiple times a week and get these pits in their stomach? You've done it a couple of times in five years and you're ready to call it a day. I was like, you're right. I cannot be wounded and scarred by this. I'm gonna go and have fun and move on. And we're not gonna let this just like completely shatter us to the point where the wall is built back up to the sky. Yes, but I don't know. We're very the same because I- What do you mean? Well, it is easy to get back out there. Like when girls like dating apps and stuff and they're like, I've gone on three dates this week. I'm like, Jesus Christ, I went on three days in about a year, right? But like maybe that's why they get over it a little quicker than me. I sit, I grovel in my sorrow. Well, because it's an intense feeling and I was told that, which was a tough pill to swallow. I did not love this at all. I was talking to a friend and she was like, Lala, you emotionally relapsed. I was like, what do you mean? She was like, love, love will put it in air quotes because who the hell even knows what that means. I don't, I think I will know when it falls in my lap. But she was like, love can become like a drug and you can have withdrawals from it and just like the communication and the things that you get used to. And so I've only listened to Cardi B. For the past. For the past weeks. It's the only thing I can listen to because she's just so spot on. She's so spot on. You were, but I understand that it's a relapse for sure. When she said that, I was like, oh my gosh, because it also takes 90 days to break a habit. Yeah. But I think it only takes like 30 days to build one. Anyway, I feel great today. I really feel like a fabulous human. You woke up and I felt your energy was that when you were getting ready to take your daughter to school. Yes. You know what's weird? The child. The child. I will go through these moments and I then hit a point where it's like, nope, we're done. We've given it enough of our time. We have committed. You're breaking the routine. Yeah, we've committed to the bit of sadness and now fuck this. You think I'm gonna let this, this dictate how I'm feeling going into my day. What the fuck is that? Is that why so many girls though and guys, like after one, like it's like, oh, it's done. It's really, you got to hop back on something that get over the other. Because now think you've been just like sad for the past week, two weeks. Most girls would have been like, fuck him. I'm going on another date. And they would have gone on three and this guy would have been in the past. I don't move like that. You don't either. I don't move that way at all. But over the weekend, what did help me tremendously is I got asked to speak at Girls Day LA, which is just like a moment where girls who are just needing to be uplifted and feel less alone can go, they have like an area to get tattoos. There was jewelry. It was just a positive environment. It was a woman who slid into my DM and she was like, hey, I met you at the magic show that took place in Vegas, like in 2018. And it was, I remember it exactly and I was not sober. So she asked me, can you speak this year? And I was like, of course, that sounds amazing. And she gave me like what the talking points would be. And I just was like sitting in this room with all of these women who were staring at me and looking for the answers, which none of us have. And it was just such a crazy, I at one point had an out of body experience, which you guys know I have a lot of those, but I'm talking and I see people writing things down and I see people like grabbing the person next to them. And at the very end, it was like, what can you say that's for someone who's, for a woman who's feeling lost or alone and I just started sobbing. I was like, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not a girl right now. I was like, I so needed this day and I'm just grateful to be here. I feel very supported. I feel, you know, not alone. And it could not have been a more uplifting environment. No, and your answer just to let you know was beautiful. Because sometimes when you're just like, I don't know, I don't have the answers. But like when you, if you were to be like, well, you just gotta do, you know, A, B and C and then you leave and you listen and you're like, well, am I not doing A, B and C? You were like, I don't have the answers. And they leave going like, none of us do. I feel a bit better today about not having answers. Yeah, I think the biggest thing is like, in moments when you're feeling just lost and then the loneliness on top of it where you're like, I don't know what I'm doing. I feel very much by myself. And then you look at Instagram and everyone seems to be happy and living their lives. It does make you feel it's misery loves company and not saying that anybody in that room was miserable. I'm not even saying that I was miserable, but it was a situational. We're looking for something. Yes. We're trying to find something out of the life that we're out. Yes, we're not miserable, but I'm not gonna say that I'm happy. Right, that right now is not fucking tough. It's not good. It's not good. That's how I was feeling. And you know what? Anytime I'm feeling that way, it's so wild because I'll look at my calendar and I'm like, oh, I have such a jam packed day and I just wanna like lay in my bed and I just wanna like feel sorry for myself. And then I fucking go to these things. And I'm like, I needed this so badly. And then from there, I went to a baseball, Glassa. Oh. So it's... I got something to add to that one. Glassa is the league that Eastern plays in. It's an LGBTQ plus community that plays softball and Eastern is their token straight. And they put on a... We got a couple, we have a couple. They had each team a part of Glassa. I think it was like two players per like drag, drag team, I guess. I think it was each team had one participant. We only had one. Other teams could have had two. I didn't know the full. I was a judge, Gigi Gorgias was a judge. This guy named Leo, who was fucking amazing. And he's on the new season of Lute. He was fucking fantastic and so funny. These, I don't wanna call them amateurs because they were all fantastic, competed to raise money to go to the World Series, which is in what? Where's the World Series? Columbus, Ohio, which clear your schedule, bitch. We're headed there. We won. We're going to the World Series. And I want you to talk about it, but let me just say this drag show and judging, it was the funnest time that I have had in a very, very long time. My favorite. Gut, gut. Jason. Hackley. Jason on stage. I was dying. Janet Besman. Yes, and I was kind of like, damn, I wish I was up there with Jason. Really? Hell yeah, okay, put it on a little show. Jason crushed it. It was so good when I tell you, one of the players, one of the players, they had on like jeweled tights and she fucking busted down low, like onto her knees in the next round she comes in. And the fabulous drag queen who was on RuPaul was like, oh my God, are your knees bleeding? Were they? Oh no, the jewels got. And Leo was like, oh, oh, not the call out, not the call out about the bloody knees. I was like, I just thinking about it. You guys that night revived my soul. Moving on. So Easton is a part of, of Glassa and he's on the swingers team. Easton, tell us about your, what you did. So we punched our ticket with two W's on Sunday. And also, I didn't know how crazy this league was, man. So I wasn't there because I was in Coachella, but we played and we lost, but they look into each individual player and you are by points is how they kind of grade you. So if you have 10 points, you're like in the D league, then 10 to 15, you're in a C league. And I'm just throwing out the point thing. I don't know it, but like, if you have too many, you have to go up. These people, I guess the guys on the other team were hitting it far, way too far. So we had a, we put in a protest. Okay. So. So you guys are the rats of the league? We're the rats of the league, baby. Yeah, don't let them get us. We need that. We need it. So we put in a protest, Joe Schmelzer, our dear friend. He had to get on like a FaceTime. I had no idea. There's like 20 people involved and they're like, okay, well, how far did the ball hit? They go into it. Well, we won the protest. Two of their players had to go up a game. So what that does to our loss, cause we protested it is they have to forfeit. Okay. So we won off of a rat. We're headed to Seattle, Washington. No, that's just a, that's just a tourney, tourney. Oh, that's just a tourney. So we want to go for that. Just so you know, we got to get those tournaments in so we can be prepared. Yeah. For the World Series in Ohio. World Series is end of October, end of November. Oh, this is so exciting. So, just know that. I don't even care that you had to rat him out. No, I don't either. I wasn't the rat, but my team was, but I stand by my team. Well now in the Instagram section, everyone's saying like, fuck swingers. I know. Well, just one team. I think all the other teams are kind of like silently rooting for us because they were cheating. The whole time. And you know what? You stood up for what was right. So you know what? I'm thrilled about it. I agree. What was the other team called? I didn't want to give them credit. Okay. No, I want to. Roughnecks. Boy, and they're rough, aren't they? Roughnecks. No, they're great teams. Honestly, all the teams are great. Like I enjoy them all. They're all great teams, but I had no idea. I love that you're on this, in this league. Everyone I talk to who's a part of the queer community is like, that is so incredible that your brother is like, I'm like, hey, allies deeply rooted. Deeply fucking rooted. I walk to the plate. Most of the time I go, hey, babies. I'm just in the open a bit and catch her. And every, all of them will go, you're the straight one, right? And I go, yeah. I go, we'll see how I go. You judge me off the swing. Yeah. Oh, I say usually do. Yeah, I know. So, but no, we have fun. It's so fun. It is the best point of the world series. I'm so proud of you. If anybody would like to attend, you know, come and support the swingers. We'll post it. Columbus, Ohio. Let's fucking go, baby. I need a shirt. Yeah, let's go. I'm 100% serious. All right, I'm making some merch too. You recorded songs this weekend. How'd that go? Recording two songs, good. I think I've told you guys, we didn't own the licensing rights. We do now. That's amazing. I'm so proud of you. So I've been sitting on, I mean, listening to the song. I mean, I'm hopping pills doing a whole bunch of shit. I wrote this thing three years ago. Oh shit. When I first moved out here and that, and it's about dad. So I was like listening to it. Is it the one that, is it that one? Just me and Siko. Yeah. The shovel. Yeah. So that's a good one, but very cut-wrenching. I don't think I could listen to it today. It's a good one, but listening back, I'm like, wow, I was in a terrible place. But it's great reminder. I was like, wow. That's really why I like creating it. And then I have the other song about my ex-girlfriend that I started writing a long time ago that we got out. We shortened it up and just like got it out. I want you to listen to it. We want you on it though. Oh, my favorite one. So we have two songs. So I'm going to start releasing. Judge me if you want. Honestly, I just want to do it to have like a creative outlet. I just want to like go and feel something. And they were like, so are you going to have like a release party? I was like, no. It's going to release it. And if people like it, they like it. And if they don't, move on. Yeah, if you don't, just, no, I'm not your cup of tea. Yeah, that's fine. You don't got to drink me. I love that. The Kentucky Derby was this weekend and asking why I didn't go with Brittany. You guys, you know I don't support like Kentucky Derby. That is true. I didn't watch. I don't. Can I be honest? You know that the girl won the first ever check. So I, it's very hard because you, it looks like cruel when you're hitting these horses. It is cruel. It doesn't look cruel. They are pampered beyond. That's not entirely true. They're like million dollar horses. They're getting like massages. Like they are their trainer every day. Like they are, every day they're making sure that they have no like bone spurs. Yeah. And they're being whipped to run as fast as they possibly. I don't support it and you will not catch me at the Kentucky Derby. Well, I. But I know Brittany had a good time. You won't catch me. Watching. You know, I. Being there, none of the things. I like that for you. I will watch it here and there. I'm on your side though. This one was fucking crazy that I saw. West Wilson's first cousin is accused of murdering their grandma. I mean, you know how fucking wild that is? Isn't this. And it was, I believe like the day before he had to film the summer house reunion, the call was made that a woman had been shot. And this was in, I believe, Missouri. All because. Before I go on though, before I go on, how wild that this Scamander is taking place season 10. The scandal on Vanderbump rules took place season 10. We're in a simulation. We're living in the fucking Truman Show. In the Truman Show. We're all in the Truman Show. Like how is it so similar and also the same season? No, do you really think that? Do you want to know what's crazy? Tell me. In my notes, I said that my ache of the week is that's how I've been feeling. That you want to be a part of a scandal? No, it's that I feel like we're living in a Truman Show and just none of us are aware. Except a couple of us. They're like, all right, let's run. Why'd you give us your ache already? I didn't know if it was gonna be the ache. Well, and now you've decided. So this is what happened. The summer house reunion is being filmed and West is set to go. The call comes in and the Hollywood reporter put that law enforcement officials in Carroll County, Missouri responded to reports of a shooting at a home on April 22nd. When they got there, there was a 75 year old woman who was deceased inside. He was identified as the suspect. And the grandpa, you guys, said that he was sitting on the couch and they have it as victim number one. And so grandma and Dakota were sitting on the couch. Grandma was getting on to him about not... Keeping up on chores around their house. Yep, keeping up on chores around the house. Like basically get your ass up and help around here. This was like 30 minutes that they were chilling on the couch. And then the grandpa says that he just like fucking shot her in the head. Can you believe that? No, I can't either. I mean, I can't even... They did find a holster in the house too. I'm just like, how do you wrap your mind around? Like you're going into a reunion, you're a part of like this giant scandal that even Rihanna has like participated in deciding she doesn't fuck with you guys anymore. Thought in itself is a lot. And then you find out that your grandma was shot by your cousin. BASK IN THE CALM AND CHARM OF BISDA VILLAGE Bask in the calm and charm of BISDA Village. Join us for the summer event and refresh your wardrobe with an extra 30% off the village price. From the 22nd to the 31st of May, select lines and brands, tees and sees apply, see BISDAvillage.com. BISDA Village, the thrill of discovery. Simone Biles says that she is staying in after... It's between 20... I've seen 22,000 and 26,000 for her bill. We're going to a red carpet and getting like all glammed up and fabulous between like the stylist and all of the things. And you know what? It was so refreshing to hear someone like Simone Biles say that because I have in no way, shape or form, ever spent 22 to 26,000 dollars on getting ready for an event. Okay, and you have to remember, styling is like a whole different beast. You hire them, they bring you a bunch of clothes, you pick them, you try them on, you like, you wear, you give back. So you're spending thousands of dollars. On things you return. I think the most I've spent on a stylist was like 6,500. And it was, I believe it was multiple looks. But I just find it, like I would rather go to Rodeo Driver, actually my most favorite if I'm in Palm Springs, the cab is on outlets who have literally every designer that you could possibly want under the sun, still expensive, but at least if I'm dropping thousands of dollars, I get to keep it in my closet. And if I want to wear it again, because I love to recycle is my most favorite thing, wear it again. Like I can't even imagine like the pit that you would have and the glam and the hair that you just like come home and wash off and then send the outfit back. And all I have is like a good photo. Guess what I might do. Tell me. It's called Wild West. And it's like 300 bucks a month. And they just have like a clothing outlet and you go in and you pick and you can have up to, I think it's like $3,500 of clothing at a time. And then you return it and then you can get more. But it's 300 a month. It's unlimited. Unlimited 300 a month. So 300 bucks a month. I get a gym membership, we'll just say, but a membership to go in. Now I can go in because I pay the monthly. Now I have $3,000 that I can put on credit to take and wear and then I bring it back and then they take it off and then I can go get $3,000 worth of clothes. Or a hundred. I could just go get a shirt or two. But yeah, I met, it was at Coachella, the girl that was running it. She was like, you should come in. I think you'd like it. So I'm gonna schedule a little walkthrough. Me and Calvino. Yeah, you should. So yeah, Wild West. The other thing that I wanna talk about is how crazy it is that I was watching the Beverly Hills reunion, the second episode. It has been so good. But I was so surprised to hear that the Potomac housewives had filmed with Mauricio at I believe Kimo's Sobby and that a lot of them were like gassing him up and like flirting with him and talking about how sexy he is. And then Kyle receiving, like I'm sorry. That was not cool. And Kyle's absolutely right. And maybe I'm up in the night with this, but I do feel like within our little Bravo community, it is like, and especially with the housewives, there's some sort of unspoken sisterhood where you just don't date within the crew. Even if you're not on the same show, you just don't do it. And as Kyle is talking about like if she wants Moe back or like why they haven't filed for divorce, she's saying that it's not that she's waiting for him to come back, but it's more of just like a timing thing like she's gonna know when it feels right. But her eyes said something different to me. And when they replayed her talking about how, if they would have chosen the other life, right? Where he didn't have two nickels to his name, but we thought about moving to Colorado, he'd be a ski instructor. And had we chosen that path, I think we would still be together. And how did we let something so beautiful slip away? I just, men and women think so freaking differently because Kyle's talking about how, she's holding on to like the memories. And she thought that going to her daughter's weddings or graduations that she would be with the father of her child, and she shows up to a holiday party and her not husband, slash husband, is like very much living a single life and feeling okay about it. And I just can't help but think like, are we supposed to like be together? Men and women. I don't know anymore. Like what is the point? You have your kids, you build a life, and then you run the risk of in 30 years where you have literally every single memory of your adult life and becoming a mother. How in the world does one party, usually the woman, move on from that without holding on extremely tight where the man can go out and just like find women in their 20s and totally be okay and not even think about the memories? It's just really, really hard to wrap my mind around and reconcile it. Because I think about this like brief interaction that I had with someone and I'm like, I can't imagine having 30 years with somebody and it coming to a close. I'm like wrapped up in my own head. Kyle is a strong woman, strong, strong woman. And I don't even know if I should be sharing this. It happened so long ago, I have to say. When I was doing the podcast with Easton and my old assistant, Jessica, I got the weirdest DM and I was talking about Kyle and Mo at this time and this was like at the height of them not really knowing what they were doing. But I got a DM from him saying something along the lines of I talk about him on my podcast and he would like to grab a coffee and I just never opened it or responded. What? I mean, what would you have to talk about? Maybe trying to convince me that like what I was saying, I don't even know what I was saying on the podcast about him at that time. He was trying to do control damage. It could have been control damage. I don't really know the point, but I'm certainly not gonna be caught out having coffee with you. I wanna know. That's not gonna happen. What a good look. No, I just, beyond the look, it's like just no. We don't need to talk about what. There's so many other podcasts that are talking about this exact same thing. What you wanna do. How about we all, we'll all grab a coffee and you can try to win us all over. Cause it's not gonna look good for him. No, well, certainly not a one on one. If you're upset about the podcast, there's many a podcast that are a talking. So we're gonna need to make this a group meeting. He's trying to put out like one little fire when the whole mountain's flaming. It's like, buddy, just good luck.哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 rebuilt, but there was this ad on TV that talks about these fires. And if you put in this sprinkler system where they go off inside of the house, they're basically yes, they're basically like a built in fire department where they're just like, what in the house? So your house is soaking wet while flames are around it. And Easton said that he was in an Uber the other day because I was like, oh my gosh, what a smart idea. I'd never heard of this. And apparently it's been around for a long time, these sprinklers, but now they're since the fires last year. It's like, oh my gosh, everyone's yes, everyone's thinking this is what we're getting for our new build. So tell me what the Uber driver says. So we were just talking and it just got brought up and he was like, yeah, I lost my house in the Eaton fires. I was like, oh, did it burn down? And he goes, Oh, no, funny enough. I had the indoor sprinklers and it saved it. And I go, Oh, so you're good. And he goes, well, no, he goes, it's a 22. You're in a rocket. He goes, either your house burns down or it's saved by the sprinklers. And now you're just living in black mold and ash. And he was like, because thing, it gets so hot that the windows explode. So now everything's coming inside just getting wet. And he was like, like four feet up the wall. It's just like, wet, wet moldy. And he goes, so pick your poison. And now I'm pissed off because he goes, I rather it have burned down. Now I have to, he can't even go to the property yet because they haven't So either way, it either gets burned down or he has to demolish his home. Yeah. But he was telling me he was like, if it burns down, it burns down. Now you just clean the rubble. He goes, now my house is standing, not livable. So now I have to pay to have people demolish it. So now he is in hasn't received any money from a lot of people, even people who lost their homes to the fire. Yeah. But that was his biggest thing. And he was just kind of laughing about it. He was like, I have to laugh at this point. He was like, so put them in, get mold. Don't have it burned down. I actually have to vote today. And I'm not telling you we vote. No, but I have heard that Spencer Pratt has a pretty good chance of winning this shit. I think, I think his advertisements and things have been really well. I feel like he's boots on the ground. He's with the people he's going and he lives in his trailer on his burnt down. Like he's when people look at Spencer, you're like, all right, I can relate with this guy. He's living like we do. He has a voice and is kind of fighting for what we so many people are like, but he was in reality TV. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, so was Erica Kirk. Was she? Yeah, she was on summer house. She was a friend of guess who else was. Yes, he was. Beforehand, Donald. Exactly. So area. Yeah, wild, wild west out here. People can change is all I know is during those fires, someone dropped the ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Change. Empty change needs to happen. The last thing I'm going to talk about before we jump into the ache and relief of the week, because I could not believe my eyes when I saw this, that Sidney Sweeney, you can just keep that. That's my ache of the week. Freaking went did a hard launch with Scooter Braun, who did so many people in the music industry, the most notable. T Swift. T Swift. He did. I know people are like, he's worth 800 million. It's like, yeah, off of other people's hard work. He did nothing. He has no talent. He cares. Scooter Braun's a. Who cares if he made. Hey, people can change. Hopefully he's changed. Whatever, I don't know. I'm not making any judgments. Yeah, we all have our thoughts of the way that I love to ignore a red flag. I don't like it. I mean, here is the deal. The heart wants what it wants. But OK. And when you're in it behind closed doors and you're making memories, it is very easy to fall into this place of like, I don't see anything beyond what's right in front of me. I just could never be with somebody knowing that that person did so many people dirty. I would think I'm next. You don't know what he's told her. Yeah, a bunch of fucking lies. Yeah, we can see that. But again, when you're in it, when you're yeah, your heart is like. In it. Yeah, like in it, dude. Like the amount of times that my mind and my gut are like, get rid of this person. Get rid of them. This is not good for you. And I've always said that. And then my and then my freaking heart is like, no, no, where we can't let go. I'm like, oh, I say I'm over it. Chakras aligned. That's what it is. I'm doing not this week. I'm putting it into my notes. You got to get your seven chakras along. Oh, my God, Easton. I work on mine. You're on to something. Kevin Gates told me, baby. Diddy, what do you say? You got seven chakras. You got to get them all aligned. And if you can get that, there's a lot of things you can. Pray and meditate, breathing exercises. There's a lot of things to get your body, your mind. I will never allow what happened. Yeah. This, however many months that it was to ever happen again. Yeah. And I hate that I'm 35 and still trying to learn this, but that is why I cannot wait to go. I meaning I can wait, but I cannot wait to to fall into putting myself out there because then what happens is I become comfortable alone. I think that I have it all figured out. And then, you know, what it reminds me of is when people talk about going to rehab and they're thriving and their sobriety and then they reenter the real world. And it's like, oh, this is very different than I thought. What happens is I've become so comfortable and peaceful by myself. And I think I have it all figured out. And I'm like, now I'm ready to date. And I go into it and it is so disorienting. Yeah. It's scary when the tires hit the road. Mm-hmm. Let's talk about our ache and relief. My ache of the week. Sosa is a cryer, a whiner. You tell her, no, she starts sobbing. She doesn't want to go to bed at night. She clings to me like a koala, which is great. I love that. But when it's time for bed and she's screaming bloody murder and crying mama and it's nine o'clock at night, which is way past bedtime. It was a lot. It's turned into a lot. She's going through a weird phase. Um, my relief is that it's Mother's Day. We're going to a comedy show. I don't know how the Gigi's going to feel with the hip. She may or may not make it. And then we're having a group of mamas, um, go out on Sunday and just have fun with the kids. I'm thinking a little Benny Hanna from what Janet said, because that's hella fun for the kids. You know, so fucking fun. Um, and I'm also getting my jaw injected today. And if Dr. Diamond says to me, la, la, this is called age and we're going to need to like take some skin from here. See. And pin it. I just need to show you back like that. Do you sign me up? It's going to look so great. Guys, everybody make a big deal. Gigi said to me, Gigi gorgeous. Cause I was telling her about this at Craig's after the drag show. And she was like, Oh no, honey, don't do a filler. Just do a quick nipping a tuck, call it a day. You'll get that nice L shape. You're going to love it. I was like, you know what? That's the energy I need. That's the energy I want. Nothing wrong with a little nipping a tuck. Everybody help us over here. All right. What's your ache and relief? And let's wrap it up. Guys, my aches has been Bernice. What's wrong? Her little arthritis. Oh, yeah. So her aches are your aches. Yeah. Her ache is my ache of the week. So trying to get those shots. That's what I'm thinking. So we're taking her in. We've been giving her some like some powder. I don't know. Lisa knows all the goodies about it. She gets it. I just feed them. But it's for joint pain. Yeah. It's joint pain. But yeah, that's my ache. My poor little baby. And then my relief, honestly. What? Honestly. What? Is that this is the last week of like Lisa being immobile. Immobile. I love that too. That's a great one. So that was my relief of the week. All right. Is the hospital house is almost coming to an end. I think baby Jesus, I need normalcy. Relief. Relief. Relief. What is that that the kids do? Clock in or whatever? Like this. Oh, I don't like that at all. All right. Thank you guys for listening to another episode of Untraditional Lulala. Remember a bonus comes out on Monday, a regular old episode again on Wednesday. Don't forget an unlikely affair with myself and Amber Childers comes out every Thursday night at 9 p.m. You can catch it then or Friday morning. We will catch you. Love you. Bye. Bye. You suffer too long. Your days of sluggish broadband are over. 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