The Bulwark Podcast

Derek Thompson: The Party of Vicemaxxing

61 min
Jun 2, 2026about 2 months ago
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Summary

Derek Thompson discusses Trump's appointment of Bill Pulte as DNI, the decline of Republican institutional pushback, and his essay on "vice-maxing"—the shameless normalization of corruption. The conversation explores AI's economic trajectory from bubble to value reckoning, declining youth happiness in English-speaking countries, rising national debt concerns, and fertility crises reshaping global demographics.

Insights
  • Courts have become the primary institutional check on executive overreach, as Republican Congress and Senate fail to provide traditional oversight mechanisms
  • AI spending is entering a critical value-assessment phase where companies question ROI despite rapid revenue growth, suggesting a potential correction ahead
  • American anxiety culture and consumerism are being exported globally via English-language media, contributing to measurable happiness declines in English-speaking youth versus French-speaking Quebec
  • Moral relativism in politics follows a predictable pattern: in-group behavior is excused by pointing to out-group failures rather than defending actions on merit
  • Structural problems in institutions (NBA, politics, economics) cannot be solved by individual excellence alone—systemic reform requires addressing root causes
Trends
Institutional erosion: Republican Party abandoning traditional checks on executive power, relying instead on courts for constraintAI value correction: Enterprise spending on AI tokens declining as companies struggle to demonstrate productivity ROI despite high adoptionMental health inflation: Diagnostic expansion and therapy culture creating self-fulfilling anxiety cycles, particularly in English-speaking marketsMoral relativism normalization: Political discourse shifting from defending actions on principle to justifying them through comparative out-group criticismGlobal fertility collapse: Sub-replacement birth rates spreading beyond developed nations to middle-income countries, threatening long-term demographic stabilityDebt trajectory unsustainability: Interest payments exceeding military spending for first time, with no political will to address entitlement growth or raise revenueSocial isolation acceleration: Smartphone culture and negative social comparison reducing in-person dating, friendship formation, and community participationIndividualism without institutions: American secular individualism creating vulnerability without traditional support structures during hardship
Topics
Executive Overreach and Institutional ChecksAI Economic Bubble and Value AssessmentYouth Mental Health and Happiness DeclinePolitical Corruption NormalizationMoral Relativism in Partisan PoliticsNational Debt and Interest Rate CrisisGlobal Fertility Rate CollapseSmartphone Culture and Social IsolationTherapy Culture and Diagnostic InflationRepublican Party Institutional DeclineAI Job Displacement and O-Ring TheoryAmerican Culture Export and AnxietyConsumerism and Negative Social ComparisonNBA Structural Problems and TankingPaternity Leave and Family Formation
Companies
Anthropic
AI company experiencing explosive revenue growth from $7B to $44B annual run rate, now valued near $1 trillion for IPO
OpenAI
Mentioned as developer of autonomous agents (Codex) competing with Anthropic in AI market experiencing demand surge
Microsoft
Implementing limitations on engineer use of external AI due to cost concerns and inability to justify spending
Amazon
Spent $500M in one month on AI tokens for developers, canceled leaderboard contest after employees used AI to cheat
Uber
COO stated difficulty justifying AI costs due to inability to link spending to feature increases
NVIDIA
VP noted that AI costs for one team exceeded what human engineers would have cost
Cursor
AI coding company experiencing surge in demand from software engineers using autonomous agents
Fannie Mae
Bill Pulte appointed as chairman despite lack of intelligence experience, raising concerns about politicization
Freddie Mac
Bill Pulte appointed as director of Federal Housing Finance Agency overseeing both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
People
Derek Thompson
Guest discussing political corruption, AI economics, happiness research, and cultural trends
Tim Miller
Host conducting interview on politics, AI, and cultural trends
Bill Pulte
Appointed DNI despite no intelligence background, previously involved in mortgage investigations of Trump opponents
C.S. Lewis
Referenced for moral philosophy framework in 'Mere Christianity' explaining excuse-making patterns
John Helliwell
Conducted research showing youth happiness decline in English-speaking countries versus French-speaking Quebec
Justin Wolfers
Co-hosted podcast with Thompson on national debt crisis and fiscal trajectory concerns
Jesus Fernandez Viverde
Guest on Thompson's podcast discussing global fertility crisis and birth rate collapse mechanisms
Laurie Santos
Research cited showing men with no close friends tripled from 5% to 15% in two decades
Mark Andreessen
Referenced for perspective on AI replacing tedious tasks and reducing interpersonal friction in work
Adam Green
Conducted study of 300,000+ student essays showing AI improves polish but reduces idea diversity
Mitch McConnell
Mentioned as lame duck Republican showing more willingness to push back on Trump initiatives
Bill Cassidy
Mentioned as lame duck Republican showing more willingness to push back on Trump initiatives
Tom Tillis
Mentioned as lame duck Republican showing more willingness to push back on Trump initiatives
John Cornyn
Mentioned as lame duck Republican showing more willingness to push back on Trump initiatives
Graham Plattner
Example of moral compromise discussion—scumbag whose election is strategically necessary for Senate control
Quotes
"It's the same story over again. The one ability we have to stop the president from essentially being a king is the courts."
Derek ThompsonEarly in episode
"Graham Plattner is a scumbag manors should vote for. Both those things are true."
Derek Thompson (citing Jerusalem Demsus)Mid-episode
"We're judging people on our side by our best intentions and others by their worst examples."
Derek Thompson (citing George W. Bush)Mid-episode
"If you completely excise disagreeable interpersonal relations from your life, you're going to have a pretty lonely retirement period."
Derek ThompsonAI discussion section
"A certain form of American anxiety is the new Mickey Mouse. A certain form of American anxiety is the new Coca Cola."
Derek ThompsonHappiness research section
Full Transcript
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Bill Pulte, the hack grifter that used to be like the rich guy that gives away 500 bucks to people on Twitter if they follow him. The same guy who was digging into the mortgages of every opponent to Donald Trump, you know, who went after Tess James and others based on their mortgages. He is now going to be the DNI. He has no intelligence experience, no experience at all. I think it is pretty obvious why Donald Trump is putting somebody who has shown complete unapologetic shamelessness in going after his foes. In a position, we'll have access to a lot of material that will allow him to go after his foes. It's extremely alarming. So we'll get to Pulte. We'll get to the primaries and a bunch of other stuff on the next level, which will be out here later on Tuesday. So make sure you're subscribed to the next level feed. But on this show, we'll bring back a longtime tech culture and political writer at the Atlantic. He's got his own sub-stack now. He's got us to plain English. He wrote some books, including abundance. He's got a new book coming out. It's Derek Thompson. What's up, man? What's up, man? Great to see you again. Good to see you. I want to start with one of the other news items. Then we'll kind of tick through some of the stuff you've been covering. Yesterday, after we taped, the administration said that they're going to drop the Thug Fund, the Slush Fund, after a couple of court rulings against them. Mine are good news, I guess, that the administration is following court rulings now. They had some pushback from Republicans on the Hill. We don't really know, you know, like, is the immunity part of the deal gone? Is Trump going to go back and try to get another deal? There are some unknowns, but I'm wondering what you make of the pullback on the Slush Fund. It's incredibly welcome. I feel complicated about the fact that the justice system, the court system, seems to be the one bulwark, so to speak, against Trump's immorality. Like, you know, it's every time he overreaches. The Republican Congress doesn't step up. The Republican Senate doesn't step up. Republican commentators, I suppose, object when it's the war in Iran. I've actually been very interested to see how much objection there's been among some of the top podcasters and commentators about the war in Iran, because typically this man has just been allowed to do it every once. But over and over again, it's been the court system that provides any kind of blockage, any kind of limitation, any kind of constraint on someone who is so unlimited and unconstrained in his clear interest in being a dictator, in being a king. I mean, there's just no question to me that if, you know, that third branch of government didn't exist, that Trump would be, you know, slashing the federal workforce more. He'd be cutting programs even more that he thinks are part of the woke mind virus. He would be creating, slush funds of not 1.8, but $10.8 billion, $100 billion for his friends, his thugs, and people who he believes have been either her by the Democratic Party or who he thinks can bend the knee and he can get something out of them. So it's the same story over again. You know, this happened with the tariff policy where Trump was just essentially, and I think what did I call it at one point? Like the way they treat the law is as kind of like a control F monarchy function, like they pull up all of the laws and all of the regulations and they essentially do like a control F function to see like what kind of esoteric law they can use in order to sort of rest kingly powers themselves. That's what they were doing with the tariff rule. That's what they were doing with this $1.8 billion slush fund. And again and again, when there's constraint, it's constraint that's imposed by the courts. So it's not so much that I think the courts have this like uniform system of moral excellence in American politics, but to date it is the one, I won't use the B word again, but the one ability we have to stop the president from essentially being a king. So to that extent, yeah, it's welcome news. I want you to start using the word bullwork as often as you use capacious, you know, like you have some words you like and it would be good, like kind of, you know, subversive branding for us. Have you kept using it? Yeah, man, I agree with that. I guess I would add there was not like the legislative, the traditional pushback you would want from the hell really, but there was consternation among senators. And I think that like Trump, it is demonstrated that Trump can be pushed back against. And I think that sometimes, you know, particularly in left media spaces, there is like a fatalism to all of this. When he fails and his authoritarian aspirations are successfully pushed back on, it's just important to note, I think, as far as spine stiffening is concerned, because, you know, this has happened now in a series of various things that he's had to back off on, whether it be El Salvador prison or Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. You know, I mean, it's not how the system should work. But it's important, I think to note that it's workable. Can we pause there? Because this is actually really an issue to me. I did see these little burblings that are coming up from the Senate and the Congress that were Republicans were expressing some consternation about the slush fund. And I wondered, to what extent did you think that that I considered it somewhat light pushback, but let's call it pushback will hold the noun. Sure. I think that in primaries in Texas feel like they can say, I'm sorry, Mr. President, I have to draw a line here. We're not creating a $2 billion slush fund for you to pay out to your friends and, you know, various people who were indicted by January 6th. Like, is it about the slush fund itself or is it about this cosmos of things that's happening around the slush fund that is piercing this impression of invincibility that's surrounded Trump for the last few years? I think definitely the cosmos of things. I'd add one more thing, which is his revenge tour, which is working in the micro and getting rid of Republicans that oppose him, but is backfiring a little bit and the dynamics on Capitol Hill. You know, you have Bill Cassidy, Tom Tillis, John Cornyn, Mitch McConnell. In addition to the people that are now making political and choices based on incentives, like there's a small number of Republicans that are like, shit, I'm up for reelection. He's getting less popular. You have this other category of people that Trump has went after and who are now lame ducks and retiring, who are like more free, I think, to speak their mind. And so I do think that that like confluence of political realities is affecting him. And I think that just one way to look at this is just kind of rule of thumb is if this was June 2, 2025, I don't think that there would have been any pushback on the Hill about this. I agree with that strongly. And so I think that shows that there are at least some elements of political gravity that are applying to him. So you wrote an article about this where he lumped in the slush fund in with a bunch of other stuff that's happening, talking about Trump's vice-maxing and how they're trying to maximize all the corruption in every way possible. And there's so much of it. It's my beat and I miss stuff. I was just looking this morning, my friend Justin Canoe over at the Tennessee Hollow was posting about the Albania. There's this huge outrage in Albania right now over a property that the government there was working with Kushner on and their protests. And these guys are making money in so many places all around the world that it's like hard to even keep track of. And so you have that on top of, you know, I've written in the past about like the vice signalling in the Republican Party going for Paxton being the latest example of this. You wrote this like you're concerned about this being a never-ending cycle that we can't break out of. And you're at the in-groups bad behavior is justified so long as the out-groups behavior is appropriately condemned. And I don't want to say that like this backing off of the slush fund ends that cycle. But I'm just wondering kind of where your head's at on it. And I think it kind of informs a little bit the conversation people have been having this week about Graham Plattener too. Yeah, I mean this was an essay written out of a really deep sense of frustration that I had about the decline of morals in politics. And this is not going to be a pox on both sides situation. I think this is clearly worse than the Republican Party. But of course, it's not as if the Democratic Party like has no moral problems. So I want to be clear that like, I don't think the Republican Party has a monopoly on lack of ethics, but the ethical problem I think is clearly much, much, much, much, much worse than the Republican Party. And I just been so frustrated by this mode of excuse making that I have seen among Republicans. Or you know, you've got Trump taking hundreds of millions of dollars of crypto money from desperate followers and then, you know, a month later, you know, slashing funding for medicine for dying children or soliciting billionaire donations in exchange for pardons and tax cuts at the same time that he's cutting healthcare for the poor and the one big beautiful bill. Just the unbelievable rank corruption of essentially letting billionaires off Scott Free as long as they give him political donations. This just struck me as stuff straight out of the Gilded Age, but worse in a way because in the Gilded Age, at least the corrupt politicians tried to hide their vices. Whereas I call this vice maxing, right? Or you could call it vice signaling, this utter lack of embarrassment about that which everyone recognizes as being corrupt. And I want to make sure that I emphasize that point again. I genuinely do think that everyone, including the Republicans who excuse Trump's behavior, recognize that it is catastrophically and categorically unethical to take tens or hundreds of millions of dollars from someone who has been convicted of violating the law and then immediately turning around and pardoning them and even going into business with them in the bright light of day. This was happening so often and this excuse I kept hearing was always, will Biden's also bad? Will woke is bad? Will Democrats are bad? And sort of entirely separately from my life following politics, I was reading this book called Mere Christianity, which I'm a reformed Jew, so it's not a classic in my world, but it's a classic. I take it among Christians, a book by C.S. Lewis, that is essentially Lewis's defense of Christian morality. And he says in the first chapter of the book, and I thought there's just such a lovely, smart idea that you can learn a lot about the foundation of all moral thinking by watching people fight. That often when people have fights with each other, you'll have someone say, that's my seat, I was here first. And the other person doesn't question the principle. They tend to come up with some kind of special exception for why the principle doesn't apply to them. Like, oh, I thought you'd gotten up, right? It's rare for people to say, well, I'm stronger and taller than you, therefore I should get the seat and you should not, right? That would be vi- that would be suggesting that the principle doesn't exist. Instead, you come up with special exception to the principle. Like, biff from back to the future. Right, very few people who aren't psychopaths in the real world, not back to the future, are actually biff, unless you're the President of the United States. And so I thought, oh my gosh, like I had like a eureka moment reading this book that I thought didn't apply to politics at all. I was like, that's what Republicans are doing. They don't actually defend Trump's corruption on the merits. Instead, they always back into this idea of, well, look at Biden's pardons. We'll look at the Democratic Party. Well, let me remind you how much we all hate woke so we can distract you from the fact that Trump is- Hunter, Clinton, global initiative. And so I thought, you know, my God, like when will we escape this cycle of vice-maxing, of excusing that which we know is immoral, by saying essentially, I think you summed it up well, the in-group is always defensible, so long as we can accuse the out-group of being a worse evil. And I just got really, really mad about this theme that I was seeing, sort of take over politics, this explicitly anti-moral excuse for immorality. And I just wanted to warn people that I saw a lot of different pockets of politics slipping into this excuse making where the follies or the sins of the in-group were always excusable so long as the out-group was evil enough. Like a softer example of that, that one of my favorite George W. Bush lines that he used in a funeral one time was, he says that we're judging people on our side by our best intentions and others by their worst examples. You know, like there's this evidence of that, that that is like a natural kind of human instinct and now we've like hypermaxed that, but we're not even, you don't even have to like give nod to best intentions, right? It's just like, it is okay as long as it's rationalized, you know, based on the worst examples or even imagined examples that you've seen on the other side. The cycle of this is what I wanted to ask you about though. And again, no comparison between, and I did a long Platinum thing yesterday. And so, you know, listeners know my kind of view between like his old posts or his personal behavior in his marriage and like what we're seeing from the president. But like, whether it's Platinum or whether it's some of the rhetoric around what Democrats should do if they get back in power in 2029, like I see this impulse in myself, right? Which is, you know, going back to the old rules, like, or, you know, playing ball or taking the high road, that doesn't maybe seem right, you know, and it seems like the right thing to do is fight fire with fire. And maybe there should be times where, you know, it makes sense for the Democrats to be in league with somebody that has moral failings, you know, because that works for the Republicans or do some light authoritarianism on their own to send the signal to the other side that this isn't a one way street. Right? Like, that's the tougher conundrum for me a little bit of like how to break out of that cycle after we've been through this last decade, because in some ways that's rational, right? Like at a CS Lewis level, you know, I understand, you know, the moral weakness in it, but at a like practical living in the real world, you know, wanting to ensure that there's not one set of rules for one side and not one set of rules for the other side. Like it makes sense to like use those rationalizations a little bit. It's a really good and hard question. Like how do you stand up for universal morals? And at the same time, pay homage to the principle that one side really is worse, I think right now than the other side. Right. Even if the morals are universal, you know, what level of individual moral failing is acceptable among Democrats who we still believe to be better or more moral than Republicans. I think a one sentence thesis that really sums up where I stand on this issue is the deck to Jerusalem Demsus's article today about Graham Flattner, who is someone that I have to be honest. I try to stay abreast a lot of topics at the same time. I have not followed his story very closely until it just broke the internet over the weekend. This is her one sentence. Graham Flattner is a scumbag manors should vote for. Think about what that sentence does. Think about the work that sentence does. Like it recognizes that the moral failing exists. It doesn't do what Republicans do for Trump, which is to avoid talking about the sins of his corruption by consistently pivoting to describing the Democrats as being worse. Instead, it recognizes that it's bad to sext 12 women, including by taking a selfie that covers up strategically the quasi or actually Nazi tattoo that you got in Croatia in 2007. That's bad. Like that's bad behavior. And we should be able to say that's bad behavior. And we're not standing up for that as good behavior. Nonetheless, it is morally significant for Democrats to take back the Senate and to keep in check someone who is averse to practically every principle of liberal democracy. Like both those things are true. And I like people like Jerusalem who have the moral clarity to say that they're both true. Both at the individual moral failing exists and is bad. And also to say taking back the Senate is a high moral cause in order to continue to restrain this man who has despotic and kingly tendencies. They're both true. And we can just say it as simply as one sentence. Graham Flattner is a scumbag manors should vote for. We're going to come back to this topic more, you know, if it seems like the Democrats might ever take power again, because I think maybe there's some more complex moral questions than Graham Flattner as one of 100 senators ahead of us. But I want to get you on a couple of the things. I don't think it can be already be surprised to learn. I'm bad at remembering passwords. I'm bad at remembering the little three digit code on the back of my credit card. And I like to shop for things from time to time on the internet. Like that's just those are a combination of traits that I have. 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On the topic of artificial intelligence, I've been leaning on you because in my head I'm like, you know, I recognize that, or I think at least, that in my area of expertise, which is media, I think that AI is basically an unadulterated evil. Unpurnicious. Maybe there are a couple of useful things for it, but almost entirely, I think it's going to be harmful to people's ability to understand what's real and there's a whole list of issues. But I recognize in other areas that might not be true. There are other areas where it seems like it's already extremely helpful. And on your podcast, I turned to it to get some clarity. And it seems like you don't have any clarity. Is AI going to reshape everything? Or is it hype? Will there be major job destruction? Or will it be the opposite? Will it gain jobs? Are we in a bubble or not? There's just a lot of uncertainty. And that's frustrating for me. I'm a simple man. I like certainty, Derek. So can you help me? No, it's frustrating for me too. I sometimes wonder whether my job is to be honest when I feel uncertain or to respect the brand of plain English and profess a kind of certainty that I don't have. And like, sometimes... I don't like that. The first one is right. Yeah. And sometimes I feel bad when I can feel myself going back and forth on a question like, is artificial intelligence a bubble? But the truth is that the facts on the ground are changing really quickly. I mean, in 2025, a year throughout which I was quite certain that artificial intelligence was a classic bubble. And I thought AI was a bubble for a really simple reason, which was that demand wasn't rising fast enough to justify the supply that was being built out. The hyper scalers, these companies that are building, that are buying the chips and building the data centers, they're spending like $500, $600 billion a year. That's completely insane. No private sector project has ever cost this much in the history of capitalism. And so obviously I thought this is clearly going to be a bubble because demand is going to have to rise at a rate that is literally historically unprecedented. And then what happened, Tim, is that between November and April, demand revenue rose faster than anything we've ever seen in the history of corporate accounting, like the rise of so-called autonomous agents, which maybe listeners have heard of as Claude Codde from Anthropic or Codex from OpenAI, Cursor is another company in this space. They've essentially seen demand, especially from software engineers, absolutely soared at the point that Anthropic, which a year ago was valued at something like $300 billion, is looking now to IPO over a trillion dollars. Their annual run rate, I think, increased from roughly $7 billion late last year to over $44 billion this year. We just haven't seen anything like it. So the fact that revenue was rising faster than anything we've ever seen pushed me on the margin back toward, okay, well, maybe it's not a bubble, or if it is a bubble, the bubble is going to pop later because revenue is rising so quickly. But the latest, right, so we've sort of gone through two chapters here, right? Chapter one, it's a bubble, demand isn't rising. Chapter two, it's less likely to be a bubble because demand is rising. We're in chapter three right now. And chapter three is the reckoning over value. You have all these companies now that have spent hundreds of thousands, in many cases, millions, or even tens of millions of dollars, buying tokens, which are the unit of computation in artificial intelligence, buying tokens to write code or do something else if they're a law firm or a marketing firm. And you're seeing, I think you and maybe a lot of listeners are seeing and hearing that a lot of companies are starting to wonder whether all that spending is worth it. And so there's this question now of like, is the revenue real, so to speak? Like did Anthropic grow based on selling a product whose buyers now regret all the tokens that they bought? I wrote down a couple of the examples like Microsoft is putting a limitation on engineers use of external AI. They have an internal AI, Uber COO said it's getting harder to justify its AI costs because there's no way to show a link between that spend and increase in features. Amazon had a leaderboard contest designed to incentivize employees use of AI, but they canceled it because employees use AI to cheat the contest. And so they're using all this AI. And I believe they ended up spending $500 million in a month or half a month, which I calculated is on pace with what Americans spend annually on shampoo. So just the developers and Amazon were spending the equivalent in like a two to three period of what Americans in that period spent on all shampoo, like all of us, all through $120 million of us. I thought that's what I thought was interesting just because of what the company is. NVIDIA said it was a VP. So they were looking at that and they think maybe the cost of AI for this one, this VP's team was more than what humans would have bet. And so you have this swing where you had right the era of it's clearly a bubble because demand isn't rising. The era of maybe it's not a bubble because people are buying so much AI. This is exactly what's needed to justify all of the spend to now wait, what's the value? Are we spending money on a technology that we thought might replace our software engineers but actually costs even more than the software engineers that they're designed to replace? We're in this sort of bizarre period right now where I think a lot of companies are going to try to figure out exactly what kind of AI spend is worth it for them. And that's going to make it hard, I think, to figure out like what is the trajectory of spending. So that's just the question about AI as a bubble and I know you didn't even ask about that specifically but I do think it's representative of how this is a story that as a macroeconomic phenomenon is just changing really quickly month to month. And so the question for me is like just like trying to be an honest journalist is like, should I like come up with one thesis that I like post on the front of my house and that's the thesis that I always try to defend just month after month no matter what the underlying data says, or should I try to be someone who is willing to have a new thesis depending on what the underlying data is doing. And I've gone with the latter but I understand if it's maybe been confusing because it leads me to doing podcasts that are like here's the case where AI is a bubble, here's the case why AI is sent to bubble and everything else. So that's an economic question. There's also this moral question that I find really interesting. So if you want to go into that, I know that AI is not merely a macroeconomic phenomenon. Yeah, go for it. I have an interview that's coming up on AI and writing. And one that's really interesting is there's been a lot of research now on what AI has done to student essays on college applications. And this one study by a Georgetown professor named Adam Green found that he looked at more than 300,000 student essays. And it finds it on an individual basis. The writing on average in these student essays in the post chat to be T era gets better. The sentence construction is more refined and polished. But if you look at all of these essays together in the post chat to be T era post 2022, the diversity of ideas significantly declines. And so I think that's a really interesting and sophisticated way to look at what artificial intelligence can do to art. I mean, obviously student essays and college applications aren't the apotheosis of art, but I think it's a useful representative sample. Sure. It can make certain things better. It can make certain things seem more polished. It can certainly make certain pieces of the artistic or thinking process feel easier. But because large language models are trained to come up with specific answers, it limits the diversity of expression. And so I think that's a really wonderful way to capture the danger of artificial intelligence. It's not so much. That's why Pluribus for me. Did you watch Pluribus? I didn't know. Okay, you should because it's the best. And Gylgin says that it wasn't AI that I inspired, which I find almost impossible to believe, but whatever. But the world gets a hive mind basically. And then I forget what it is, like six or eight people that didn't work on them. And so they exist with their normal brains and everyone else has a hive mind. And it's like everyone gets really smart, like really fast. Like, as you know, all of the world's knowledge, but then the hive minds are just getting very dumb. Interesting. Right. Because they're not gaining any new, you know, there's like this limit, right? Like everybody has to think the same. There's not new information. There's not new discovery. You need the weirdos to like, you know, have theories about new ideas. You remind me there's this concept in intelligence research that says the talk to the difference between divergent and convergent intelligence. So convergent intelligence will be something like, you know, do you know the capital of Croatia, Rwanda, right? Answers for which there are specific accurate answers. Math is a lot of convergent intelligence. But divergent intelligence is more like, if I give a child a set of blocks, how many things will the child build with that set of blocks? Right. How much can you do with a set amount of information? And it's clear to me that most people use artificial intelligence and artificial intelligence is best at a kind of convergent intelligence. But that's bad in the realm of art, because art is all about divergence. Art is all about like, allowing the human being to express their individuality. And if you instead are relying on this external system that converges on answers that have nothing to do with the individual prompting that machine, that's the opposite of art to me. And so on top of all the problems for artificial intelligence in like the macroeconomic world or, you know, in existential risk, I'm also concerned about what it will do to especially young people, but just anybody who uses it and how it will allow them to almost like self lobotomize without recognizing that they're self lobotomizing, because they'll think they're producing polished answers. But what they're actually doing is outsourcing the work of thinking for themselves. I'm very worried about that. When people hear that Mint Mobile plans only 15 bucks per month, a lot of them wonder, what's the catch? Well, there isn't one. 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We talked about the lump of labor theory and Jevin paradox and people can claw that if they want to learn what that is. That's conversion intelligence. Definitions are conversion. Yeah, exactly. And it combined with something else. I was watching Mark Andreessen do an interview because I hate watching Mark Andreessen interviews. Are you actually going to walk me into another Mark Andreessen commentary? No, I'm not going to compliment him. I forgot I baited you into a Mark Andreessen fight the last time you were on. No, not this time. He said something that I was like, you know, that's good. That's smart. He kind of did it in a dickish manner that I wouldn't have done it in, but basically he was saying that one thing likes about AI is that people that work for him, it's like, if you ask him to put together a deck for his next presentation and they work on the deck and then they come to him. And he's like, I'd rather the deck be in purple and yellow instead of red and black. And then they go back and they work three more days and turn it into purple and yellow and then they come back to him and he's like, actually turns out red and black was better. He's like, the person gets pissed at me. You know, because it's like I wasted their time and like the AI doesn't get pissed at me. And I was thinking about that and I was thinking about your interview and I was like, there are a lot of jobs in our world like adjacent, not really journalism, but like friends of ours and the whatever college educated professional class. They're like pretty unfulfilling actually. And I think that those are the jobs that whoever the sad person is that making that's making Mark Andreessen's PowerPoint decks, like they're getting paid a lot, but their job is very unfulfilling. And it feels like AI is coming for those jobs. And if the, you know, Jevons paradox is correct. And that would mean in theory that some of those people could maybe go find other more fulfilling work that we haven't thought about. That's my that's the most positive spin I've had on AI recently. Yeah, let me complicate that positive spin. I think Mark is saying two different things, which are important. The first thing he's saying is that there's a lot of jobs that are kind of crappy. There's a lot of jobs that are actually or tasks, I should say, that are very simple and a little bit crappy. And it's probably just better to build a large language model or some other artificial intelligence system that does those tasks better, faster, that doesn't waste the time, mental capacity. And emotionality of someone that you actually hired. They can focus on something else. Stanford grad probably. You should probably go into Stanford doing that job. Should folks who went to the graduate school of business in Stanford actually spend hours of their week, like changing the pixel colors of PowerPoints that Andreessen Horowitz partners are going to use to deliver to conferences. Is that really the highest level of flourishing for someone who graduated from GSB? Probably not. And so in this case, I welcome the machines. Like please take over the job of in three keystrokes entirely changing the color scheme of the PowerPoint presentation. That's a fantastic use of artificial intelligence, but it really is nobody's full time job to just change the color of PowerPoints. And that fits into this broader idea that Alexi and I were talking about that jobs tend to be O-rings. We tend to they tend to apply to this theory of the O-ring job. The O-ring is a reference to the part of the challenger, the tiny part of the challenger, the tiny ring in the challenger that was faulty that blew up the entire rocket. Most jobs have, let's say, five, six different tasks. And maybe the next few years, we'll find that artificial intelligence is really good at doing three or four of those tasks, maybe even five of the six tasks. But if they can't do the final task, then it remains in the province of four humans only. And in fact, because AI is doing five of the six tasks, the human is doing that task, keeping that job and becoming more productive in it, and therefore maybe even higher paid. So there's a way in which artificial intelligence can take over, I think, a lot of white collar tasks while not replacing the same level of white collar work, but actually maintaining the current employment level and making people more productive and therefore making them higher paid. That's, I think, the positive vision that one could spin out of the Andreessen story and they could also spin out of some real economic research work that's been done on O-ring jobs. So that's the positive side. But let me point out a dark side of that Andreessen story. Mark is not just saying there are some simplistic tasks that we should just have AI do so that humans can do more interesting stuff. He's saying, I don't want to deal with annoying people. He's also saying, I don't want to deal with annoying people. He's also saying, I don't like disagreeable interpersonal relations. And look, I myself do not like disagreeable interpersonal relations. I don't like being angry at people. I don't like feeling like I'm making other people angry at me. You know, like a lot of life, a lot of relationships, a lot of like work, both in a relationship and in a company, is about becoming comfortable telling the truth and working with people who are not you and therefore hold the possibility of disagreeing with you. And if we start to do this thing where we let AI do every task that it's like B plus a minus at, at what point are we insulating ourselves from the burden of having to deal with other human beings? And as you know, like this is something I think about a lot that like this is what I've called the antisocial century. We spend more time alone than we ever have. We have fewer friends than we've ever had. Just did a podcast, I think, I think it came out today with Laurie Santos, a happiness researcher at Yale University finding that the share of men who say they have no close friends tripled in the last two decades from five to 15%. What kind of a world is it where the Mark Andreessen's of the world, not Mark specifically, now I'm going to get in trouble with another another clip that seems like a big mark. We're going to put you on this one. We're gonna put you on. Well, let's pick another fight after this. Yeah, yeah, good. But like, you know, what kind of world is it where we essentially say, I find the people are too disagreeable. And therefore, if I have a, you know, psychotherapy question, I ask AI, if I have a parenting question, I ask AI, if my like toe kind of hurts, it's a little bit discolored, I take a photo of it, I give it to AI, why go to the doctor. Like on a one by one basis, these things are defensible. But if you sort of queem them all up, what you're talking about is self deporting yourself from human relations. And that doesn't seem so good to me. So I think that what Mark is saying there is interesting, but I think it's also more complex than as simple as, oh, well, you know, AI is good at some tasks and we can let it do those tasks without, you know, fully disemploying the entire workforce. Now, having to deal with people that annoy you is a pretty important element of the human experience, you know, it just is what it is. Or especially if it's having to deal with people that on balance that you like, but annoy you occasionally, you know, if you completely excise that from your life, you're going to have a pretty lonely retirement period, I would imagine, and maybe even before that. Fever tree ginger bear. There's no one quite like you. Is that that fiery character warming undertones mixed you make a spirited Moscow mule. But even on your own, you still have the most delectable kick. Fever tree, straight up or mixed. It's a matter of taste. This relates to the happiness question. There's kind of these two intersecting issues. I'm trying to decide which one I want to talk to you about. You mentioned the happiness thing. So let's talk about that. I was fascinated by a recent podcast you did where happiness is down basically since the pandemic everywhere a little bit, but in the anglosphere a ton. And you worked with somebody and they did research and Gallup research and they isolated like Quebec versus the English speaking part of Ontario and people and particularly younger people and the rest of Ontario were sadder than the people of Quebec. And I like I had my friend over who's from Spain yesterday and I thought I was going to have you on and I was just like batting around like what that's such an interesting conundrum like what could that possibly be. I'm wondering what you think. Well, so let me make sure that I spell this out because it's genuinely one of the most interesting and like dropping things that I've ever like worked with the researcher on. John Helliwell is one of the folks who runs the World Happiness Study. And we spoke a few years ago about the fact that the World Happiness Study, which asks thousands, 10s of thousands of people around the world about their subjective well being was showing that American happiness, especially my young people was just plummeting. And I was like what is this. And John says you know what's interesting is it's really only youth in English speaking countries that we see this. I was like, huh, I'd never heard that before. He was like yeah you know if you look at Spain, if you look at like Eastern Europe certainly if you look at Eastern Asia, you don't see this decline in happiness in the last few decades. And I said, what's a way that we could test this. And he went away and emailed me a few days later and he said, you know, just to spell out the story that you told, he goes, you know, we should look at Quebec, because 80% of the population in Quebec speaks French, and in neighboring Ontario, less than 4% of the population speaks French. So if you really wanted a kind of like, you know, controlled trial, here Canadians that the same in every way, except we're just changing the language, does that have an effect on their self-reported happiness? And the answer was yes. This is the quote from the research that you shared with me. In Gallup data used for the world happiness report, life satisfaction for people under 30 in Quebec fell half as much as it did for people in the rest of Canada. In a separate analysis of Canada's General Social Survey, which asks respondents about their preferred language, researchers at the University of British Columbia and the University of Alberta, found that young people who speak French at home saw a smaller decline in happiness than those who speak English at home. And quote, this is fascinating to me. What is it about speaking English that is making us miserable? There's a lot of different theories. You might have one that is more right than mine. Let me give you tell you the way that I kind of think about it. America is amazing at exporting our culture. We're incredible at it. I mean, if you travel to foreign countries that speak very little English, you'll still see Coca Cola bottles. You'll still see American pop stars. You'll still see Disney characters on shirts and water bottles. We're incredible exporting culture. Lala Palooza Sao Paulo, I went to a couple of years ago, it was like an unbelievable experience because it's like mostly Brazilian music with like American pop stars and like American brand installations and kids dressed like kids in America were two years before, you know? So my theory is that a certain form of American anxiety is the new Mickey Mouse. A certain form of American anxiety is the new Coca Cola. A combination of what researchers sometimes call diagnostic inflation. The fact that more Americans now are diagnosed with anxiety or even things like autism, even controlling for underlying symptoms. We diagnose more people with illness. We ask people in the US to pay more attention to their mental health. Our social media is drenched with a kind of performative attitude about anxiety and other mental health disorders. People talking about how PTSD is their identity. And I want to pause at least to like create this parenthesis here that says some of this is good. Like the world in the 1950s. Not talking about anxiety was bad. Maybe talking about anxiety in every conversation also bad. Thank you. You did it faster than I was going to. And I think maybe we just created this culture and we've exported it to the English speaking world and the English speaking world has picked up on it and now sees people throughout the world now see themselves with this kind of sort of anxious, ruminating, self-derogating sense of like, is there something wrong with me? Am I anxious? Do I have PTSD? Do I have OCD? And we've just accidentally exported a kind of sickness to the world. And so that's my operating theory is that it's basically America's fault. I had two theories. That one is my more right coded theory, which you took. So, you know, it's just maybe therapy culture is a little out of control. The left coded theory that I think intersects when I was talking with my friend last time was kind of the similar way that therapy culture got out of control. Maybe like American consumerism got out of control. We're like, I like consumerism and consumer culture. Like when it's in your face all the time on social media, like that creates like a jealousy, you know, culture. And, you know, she was like, when I moved to America, you know, she's like, I bought a steamer and the steamer broke a couple months in. And I called my mother and my mother told me, you know, go to the repair shop, whatever. And then, you know, she said that then my friend who introduced us there, now married, came home from work and she's like, where's the repair shop for the steamer? And he's like, just throw the fucking steamer away and go back to Walmart. It's a silly story kind of, but it's like, there is just this, I don't know, like this kind of unending desire to want more and more that like intersects maybe with like Instagram culture in a way that's unhealthy everywhere, but like particularly unhealthy here. I think it's an excellent theory. Yeah. Now the term that researchers use that I've picked up on is one of the one of the clearest findings about how smartphones are bad for us is that they create negative social comparison among young women. They feel awkward about themselves. They log on to Instagram or TikTok. They see people who are rich and beautiful and carefree and happy. And rather than feel rich and beautiful and carefree and happy, they measure the distance between themselves and the people that they're seeing and feel like deficit and then feel bad about that deficit. And I could absolutely imagine that a broader form of negative social comparison is a core piece of American social media and American even social media inflected with American capitalism. And that in addition to a certain attitude toward our mental health and the way that we think about our own minds, we're also exporting this negative social comparison and this impossible dream of getting richer, richer, richer, more and more and more beautiful. And that because no one is the richest person in the world unless you're, I guess, Elon Musk and no one is the most beautiful person in the world, you will always feel that deficit when you spend a lot of time looking at your phone. I think that's it too. And I guess the last thing that I would put on that is that like, and maybe this is right-coded as well, but like I'm very interested in the fact that like, well, I think individualism does a lot of good and that countries that have no sense of individualism tend to be locked in traditions that are bigoted. And backward and anti-woman and anti-gay. There is something about sort of American secular individualism that seems to like put it all on us without supporting institutions to help us when we're down. And it seems to lead to a lot of aloneness and it seems to lead to a decline in time spent with friends and time spent in community. And I just think that life is hard. And if you're going to adhere to a certain kind of extreme individualism that cuts yourself off from the buttresses that have historically helped us when we feel fallen, that's not going to feel very good either. And so maybe there's an aspect of sort of toxic individualism that's affecting this as well. 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And now both of you kind of coming towards maybe starting to maybe not be alarmist, but be more worried about the problem. Why don't you summarize that journey a little bit? Basically, I was concerned about the debt trajectory back in 2009, 2010 when it was 30% of GDP. I just saw the facts in the ground as I saw them. And I was like, look, we've got a country where Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid, which are all programs that I support, are growing faster than GDP at the same time that every leader of both parties is finding reason to cut some taxes. You know, you've got Democrats saying we want to cut taxes for the poor. I often support that. And there are Republicans who say we want to cut taxes on the rich or on corporations, on C-corps and S-corps, which got enormous tax cuts and the one big beautiful bill. And I just saw, look, if we're in a world where entitlement spending is going to rise fast than GDP and we're never going to be able to raise taxes, clearly we're going to have an inability to control deficits and therefore debt. And that's the world we have. And right now, I think it's particularly difficult because interest rates are high and seem like long-term interest rates are going higher, which means that the interest we pay on the debt, which is already not particularly productive spending, I believe, is already higher now than military spending for the first time in modern American history, and you've got that situation where it doesn't seem like we're going to fix that. It's just going to get worse and worse for the foreseeable future because interest rates are high and now the party wants to raise taxes anywhere. So I don't know how this ends. And I want to be clear that one of the parts of the podcast that was both interesting to me and also frustrating to me is just how difficult it is to actually spell out what an American debt crisis would look like. Because there is no debt crisis right now. I am worried about the debt, but I also don't think this is just like climate change, where the problem is here and it's going to get worse. With the debt crisis, it's more like evidence of the problem seems to be almost here, but the problem hasn't actually hit our shores. So I trust Justin understands this, and most economists like him say the thing we should fear is that America gets into a situation where people don't want to buy our debt anymore. As a result, we have to raise interest rates. As a result, interest rates rise overall. That leads to higher cost of money, more expensive mortgages, more feeling that cost of living in this country is tougher. And I think a debt crisis in the U.S. will probably feel a lot like a cost of living crisis. That's really bad when you see what a cost of living crisis has done to whatever party has power in America. When Democrats had power in America, the cost of living crisis absolutely walloped them at the polls and at the ballot box. When Republicans are the party in power, cost of living concerns are really, really crushing them in off-year elections and will, I think, crush them in the midterms. So you do not want to be the party in power when you have a debt crisis that creates a cost of living crisis. And it seems to me like a lot of smart, sober, left-of-center economists who you do not think of as typically worrying about the debt are starting to worry that a debt crisis is inevitable. I was also intrigued with the punks about the fertility crisis. The other complaint I had aforementioned was you took off way too long for paternity leave. Yes, I did. The right code is, you know, I'm like, dads are needed for like a week, really. I mean, you know, you can get another bonus. I feel like you should get like another bonus week of paternity leave. Like when the kid is like six months, you should get another bonus couple of weeks, maybe. But you're doing a lot of sitting around the first three months as the dad. I just want to throw that out there. But you took a healthy paternity leave, but maybe that's the solution to this other problem, which is the fertility crisis. I was most fascinated by the podcast because like when GVL wrote his book about it, you know, the view was basically this was kind of like a first world college educated problem, right? Where people who are having economic success and women who are going to work force weren't having kids. And I didn't really realize like the degree to which that's almost reverse now and like the end group and places where you think they're having a lot of kids like working class Latin America. For example, or also having, you know, really declining birth rates while like college educated whites in America are like increasing their birth rates slightly. But anyway, what did you have any thoughts on the fertility crisis? Yeah, let me make my summary relatively brief because nobody don't have so much time left. My guest, Jesus Fernandez Viverde made this really lovely point that I haven't forgotten, which is that there's one set of issues that tends to make birth rates fall toward a replacement rate of 2.0. And that's things like economic development. It's things like women are going to college and they're working. It's things like a country is getting richer, women have more freedom, contraception exists, etc. All things that we tend to think are basically good. But there's a separate set of things that seems to make a birth rate fall from two to one to below one. And those tend to be things like housing is expensive. Smartphone culture is making it harder for people to couple up in the first place. It's having people spend too much time alone and so they don't actually go out to date and therefore they don't have that kid. And so he made over and over again this point that in many cases, it's countries like Thailand and its cities in Latin America where birth rates are falling below what they are in upper middle income America. And that suggests to me that this is a problem we might not know how to fix. And if you just run the basic arithmetic and you ask like what is a country with a total fertility rate of like 1.5, which is becoming quite common around the world, what effect does that have on a population say with the distribution, the age distribution of China? It tends to reduce the population without immigration by like 30% over the next 50 to 60 years. What do we say about cities in America that have 30% depopulation? We call them basket cases, especially like Youngstown. We talk about how we need to save these cities in Washington because they're the rust belt towns that are emblematic of like 1960s golden ages that we want to bring back. There's basically no example of a country of a place that loses 20% of its population that we think of as a success story. But if you just do the basic arithmetic, 20% depopulation rates seem like a mathematical inevitability in many, many cities and countries around the world. And so look, 60 years is a long time. A lot can change. Facility rates can go up. A lot of things can happen. I'm not claiming this is inevitability. But it's absolutely something that maybe like a debt crisis is the sort of the slow burn problem that I think we should begin to think about. It was a great pod. You also do good science stuff. We're out of time and I don't want to lose time for my final most derrick-y topic. So yeah, great progress on pancreatic cancer, et cetera. People should go read Derrick's work on the various science breakthroughs. So we both are big NBA pod consumers. You did a recent pod with my friend Tim O'Burton, all the problems that the NBA has. And a lot of them seem kind of intractable. And I just had this little light bulb go off that connected our interests when Wemby won on Saturday night against the awful thunder who are unwatchable and unbearable. And I'm thinking we have this Nick's San Antonio Spurs final. And it is such a gift to Adam Silver who had all of these problems about injuries and the season and foul bait. And for an NBA person, you can just list all of the problems that the NBA has and they've all been washed away. And so my grand unifying theory of how to fix our politics is the Democrats just need a Wemby. The Democrats just need a Wemby. I don't know who that is. A Frenchman, a tall person. Yeah, 7.7 alien who can just, you know, whose skills are such that it overcompensates for all the structural problems underneath. Yeah, absolutely. It would be great. I mean, look, is, um, was Obama a Wemby by this description? We thought so. It turned out no, actually. It turned out he was more like a LeBron, I guess that was great. But the structural problems continued. I see. I mean, I think the same way that Wemby doesn't fix the structural problems of the NBA, which is that the season's way too long and at least a third of the games don't matter. And so a third of the teams are going to want to tank anyway because they recognize that a good chance at a draft pick is worth more than the outcome to any particular, you know, March, Tuesday's game. There's a bunch of structural problems that Wemby can't fix. And the same way that Wemby is an absolute gift to the NBA finals, like what the Democratic Party needs is someone who transcends the problems of the party by becoming, by becoming an individual, a personality that people believe in, even if they don't believe in the larger institution. Like that's what Wemby is. And that's what these finals are. I mean, it's Gotham versus the Alien. It sounds like a comic book. It's perfect. It's the most exciting player in the NBA playing against the most sorry yet storied franchise of the last three decades. It's absolutely perfect as much as Blockbuster Gold is concerned. But it doesn't solve the other problems that this league has, which is that they're too greedy to ever shorten the regular season. But the length of the regular season is such that even the teams themselves don't care. I mean, Giannis Sanchez Acumpo, the third, fourth best player in the NBA, was begging his team to let him play. And his team was like, no, we're good. Giannis, we're good. Like you stay home, watch the NBA, catch up on, you know, Pluribus. Yeah, Greek drama. We don't want your services. Yeah. In what other sport is the team begging the equivalent of like Aaron Judge? No, no, no, please, please don't come back. Paul Skians, please don't pitch for us. Like there just aren't a lot of other scenarios where the regular season is so worthless that you have teams begging the third best player in the NBA to not play. So Wemby is awesome. The series is going to be awesome. I couldn't be more excited about Gotham versus the Alien. What does the heart want? The heart, the heart won seven games and the heart's going to figure out who I'm rooting for in the middle of the seven. Yeah, I think the seven. Does that make sense? I'll know in the first quarter. I don't think I scored the first game on the next. I think I want the next. But I need to see the court. I need to see Dylan Harper come in because I love Dylan Harper. He's he's my personal alien. How fucking unfair is it that like in three consecutive seasons, the Spurs Draft, Castle Wemby and Dylan Harper, I think it was three consecutive seasons. It's like two extraordinary guards and the best. Maybe since we can stay healthy. It's crazy. It's crazy. So we'll see. I think I'm going to be for the Knicks, but I don't know. Dylan Harper really, what did Chris Matthews say about Obama? He sent a tingle up my leg. Dylan Harper sends a tingle up my leg. He's a tingler? Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. That's Derek Thompson. Go check out his sub stack or plain English. And we left a lot of stuff on the cutting room floor. So we'll see you again soon. All right. Everybody else will be back here tomorrow for another edition of the show. See you all then. The board podcast is brought to you thanks to the work of lead producer Katie Cooper, associate producer, Ansley Skipper. 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