We Shot Our Shot at Steve Harvey … He Shot Back

Greetings and salutations. He's back on it boys. I love it. Greetings and salutations. I just wish I was known for some kind of intro like that. You are. Who does that? Welcome back to the welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen. I know but greetings and salutations as much. You're stuck on that. I love that guy man. He's got a great voice too. He's not bad. He would be a great voiceover guy for commercials. Who are you talking about? Local honey hole frequent customer that come in the other day while I was in there buying some stuff. You'd buy nothing that day. I didn't. Martin has a new hobby. I'm 50-50. Martin hangs out at the honey hole like an old man. I'm working plenty. But we got a lot of wardrobe situations today. Yeah, what are we doing? I got Si looking like it's Easter Sunday. Shirt tucked in. And Phil took off a collar shirt. I had a steel button up by the way. I said the shirt's not dirty. Oh, it's good. Yeah. You're mongering. Staying right there on the left. No, what that is is that was on the right. That's a chocolate bottle last night. It's chocolate. Oh, man. God, I love you. Oh, man. And Philips where I saw him change. Hey, Philips got a collar shirt. The price is wrong. The price is right. Where did you get that? My daughter gave me this for my birthday. Are you going on the prices right? No, I would love to. I'd be pretty good at it. In 1983, I could win it. Drew Carey. That's the kind of thing. I'm excited. I'm going to go 84 because I'm all one of them. The price is right. It's hard now. Prices of everything change every day. That's whatever you think. Add 20%. That'd be all right. Yeah, it's my near cost of the hondo to fill my truck up. Oh, yeah. Oh, it just did to fill my truck and my boat up. I was just fixated. The other day, I looked at this truck. Good creeps. $85. And that wasn't premium. That was like, oh, that's regular. Just dropping bombs at the gas station, y'all. See what he did there? Hunter appreciated it. Hey, I got a question for you too. I said, they made a big deal about Roy McElroy's master's menu. Si, if you were serving a meal for all your buddy, what's your meal look like? Like your ideal? What was his? Roy's was great. Oh, they're making a big deal. Oh, if I cook a meal for a bunch of people. Yeah, but you have somebody else cooking it. It's just an honor of you. What meal is an honor of Si Robertson? Like appetizers. What are we going with? What? No, this doesn't sound great. Oh, yeah, it does because I want to know what he's got to say. Well, no, no. We're appetizers. Okay, yeah, there we go. We will have the duck wraps. Okay, duck wraps, wraps. Nice. Oh, like that. A little bit of dressing. What other appetizers are real, real good? Well, you like hush puppies. Yeah, I did hush puppies. Hey, hush duck wraps and hush puppies. What kind of barnhills meal are we about to serve? Well, no, no. Barnhills? That's straight from the Golden Corral. Hey, no, hey. Barnhills. This will be a good menu. Okay, well, you guys, let's be a good menu. You have a cheeseburger or filet mignon. And that's it. With hush puppies and duck wraps. What's your dessert? That's right. What's your dessert going to be? He's leaving off the French fries. Hey, move on. Anybody would make you anything you wanted for this. Hey, that's what I want. And we about to go down the frozen food section at Wal-Mart and just start grabbing some more. I had a French fries. I think I'm moving bars. And don't forget the hush puppies. Hey, hey, just have the hush puppies. With jalapenos peppers. And Willie'd be over there just eating the crust of the hush puppy, leaving the middle for every guy. Hey, I just jumped over and just slapped them. What? Hey, knock him out. Oh man, that was just outside. That was a lot sadder than I thought it would be. I was hoping for. I wonder what Willie would do if I just walked up to him and just back slapped you. I don't know. But if you do it, let me know so I can video. We need a camera. Yeah. So I'm going to all throw another option for your dessert. But the bread pudding that you like so much that you can't ever find again. Where'd that come from? Well, you had to go to Benion's. Benion's steakhouse has some bread pudding that casino. Yeah. The casino. And it's his great, great grandmother's recipe. There you go. Side to the vent for him over there. And they in three point. They paid him in bread pudding. Oh, three four. I figured it must. It had to be the one in tunica since it was Benion's. You went to that was it the one in three port. Oh, that was a three point. Okay. They got good bread pudding over at the house. How I guarantee there's good Christian. Ain't a full gallon of it. A gallon of bread pudding. Yeah. My wife was a pig that night. I wish I was that she was here so she could correct side. It was right. A gallon. You let me know. Because all the woman said was I was saying where was it at? And all keys she could get out of her mouth was always so good. And I said, I know where is it? Oh, it was so good. And I said, hey, you don't like the whole gallons. She saw it wasn't a gallon. I said, whoop, whoop, back up lady. I got 20 witnesses that will tell you that I left Benion's with a gallon bucket. And so Si's been trying to make gallon buckets of to go bread pudding. Yeah. Yeah, they do. And so Si's been trying to reproduce the same. Leave it to him to find it. The same bread pudding. You want it to go master is this guy right here. Travels with his old Styrofoam. Just box that up. Just box that up. Keep it kind of warm and I'll eat it next week. Check it with your luggage. He was a kid. And in the TSA line with three hours. Rum. Yeah, the kid was some type of rum, but there's a trick to it. You've got to cook it. Yeah. He just poured it in there. I went somewhere and ordered it and I said, y'all got any rum? Bring me some rum. I said, hey, he poured the bottle like this on it. Yeah. I said, bring me a shot of it. Si, you ain't driving home. He said, it's pretty stout. I said, I don't know. Bring me a shot of it. So when he brought it, he thought I was just going to drink it. I just put it on the rum and then tasted it and said, nope. I didn't know good. That didn't work. Yeah. Straight up alcohol on top of cakes. No, you got to cook it. You got to cook it in the other because it's got to crystallize. Well, yeah. Rum, you got to cook it on stove. You set it on fire. You got to flambo it. And I imagine, I guess you do. Flambo makes tagging. I imagine I did put it on fire because it was a, you know, whatever, oh, whatever sweets they had in it and put in, it was crystallized. Yeah. So it was, but hey, I'm telling you, that is the best. If you go, if you go pour you some rum and a skillet at the house, it'll make a really cool flame for a little bit. And then all that's going to be left is, that's all you're trying to get to. If I do that, I'm going to do it on my hamburgers or cheese burger. Do they spell flambo taggle box? Oh yeah. Flambo is F-L-A-M-B-E-A-U. Is that spelled? Flambe. It's spelled the same way. Is it? Sure. I wouldn't think flambe has a U. Who cares how it's spelled? So as you guys know, Si's birthday is quickly approaching. It's coming up. Seven eight, right? So 78 years young. Seven eight. Seven eight. Oh no, that's six seven. No, it's supposed to be seven and nine. You about to be 79? No. Do the math. It's 78. We're not, no. It is so sad. I'm just telling everybody I was 78 now. He born in 48, right? I was born in 48. According to Wikipedia, you're currently 77. Yeah. Yeah, you'll be 78. I've been telling people a lie. Hey, don't be pushing them. You're trying to get an extra year in. I like the angle. So his wife asked me, what can we do for Si's birthday party? And we have had some extravagant birthday parties. Y'all been a part of them. Yep. So this year. How to hold that stride and let Si karaoke by himself is one of my favorite traditions. And Si, you did a great job. You're the karaoke king. Well, hey, the last bus last bus man I ever did, which was last year. Hey, that was it. My mask. I don't internet socks. Everything went like that. Yeah. Because the singing was superb. So is that what you want for this next birthday? Because Christine told me to keep it simple. And I don't, you know, I don't really care. We should book him Ella Langley. What? Do what? Hey, did you see the latest news? Who's Ella Langley? That girl's singing at Texas. So no, what is the latest news? Si, your friend. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Are we talking about it? We got to. I've been waiting for you to kind of set it up. I just remember it was us four that were together when we made the request. Yeah. So your man, Steve Harvey's team said that they would come do the podcast. Wait, can you believe it? Get your butt down here, Steve Harvey. Yeah. And you'll need that one. So we can post it as a follow up. We fixed to have us a party buddy. Yeah. He was, I noticed I went and liked all of his stuff. Oh, Si did. Yeah, I knew it was you. I saw, I saw him. Disco man. Phil signature. Was that on there? Si's following Steve Harvey now. Me too. Hey, look, if you're coming out of a winter slump, now's a good time to hit that reset button. Taking care of your health doesn't have to be complicated. And that's why Phil's hitting it right now. Phil's hitting it right now. We love AG1. He's got him a little travel pack. Philip's drinking the AG1 berry right now. It tastes good, doesn't it, Philip? I love it. Because AG1 is a daily health drink that keeps it simple. One scoop. One scoop. What do you baby? 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That's drinkag1.com slash drinkag1.com slash We weren't together, but we were all we were all together via a group tech. A group text came through and it was just said, oh my word. Yeah. And I looked at it and it was Steve Harvey replying to Martin's Instagram story. Yes. He said, hey man, I think I will. I appreciate y'all. Dot, dot, dot. Let's do the podcast. And I screamed when I saw it and Allison thought something was wrong. Hey, that's gonna be a good one. Well, no, no. Now we gotta come up with, okay, okay. Who got the best teeth? No. Oh, no, I'm bringing back judge. No. Hey, no. Hey, that would be a good one, but we gotta come up with some, some good ideas for discussion. For Steve? Yeah. I say, I was just gonna sit over here and be quiet and let you and him talk. I was just gonna be a fangirl that day. No, no, no. Well, we gotta have some, some, some, uh, Dialogue. Interesting dialogue. Yeah. What, what are we gonna discuss? The problem with that one, I think, is gonna be to keep it not turning into a mini series. Yeah. I don't think. We got 55 minutes. Yeah. You give you and him the mic. I think we, uh, I don't, I think the last thing we need to do is really find out some room. Well, you got two people that are pretty good at improv. Me and Martin. No, me and Steve. No, we're, we are definitely supporting on this one. It can be a two-parter. I'm not, I'm not saying a word. I'm just gonna be right here. Can I have my picture with you, Mr. Harvey? Yeah. Hey, let's take a selfie. Oh, I know, I know first question. Well, that's what, what? Tell me about how you got started on your career. Oh, that's good. I think some of those stuff's out there. He's, he's, are you gonna, are you gonna interview him? Cause that would be a good style podcast. Hey, whatever. But what, they need to, they need to give us about four topics. Okay. Well, look, if when, we got hello at dot call room.com. Y'all come up with, with what y'all want to know. Yeah. Four good topics that me and Steve Harvey can dive into. This is that will be interesting. This is going to be a throw down here. I just want to sit on the rail and watch. Yeah. Well, you can sit right here because that's all I'm doing about. I ain't gonna say nothing. I just want to laugh real loud to you. Oh, I'm very excited. Yeah. We got to make this happen. Yeah. I couldn't believe they were playa whoever. Well, I'm sure he's got a team like size guy. It seemed like that was him, but maybe could be. I mean, he may not, you know, you never know. But I just love the fact that he's finally put his love for fishing out there. Yeah. And you know, he saw it. Cause somebody told him, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, I mean, that's what I said. I was just with, I mean, we talked about it. I was just with him talking to him about it. So that's why I went in and threw it up there to see if it would catch anything. And it did. Right. We caught one. Got it. Got it. Well, just why I'm going to scout a fishing hole for him soon. We get done here today. Make sure, you know, he's going to come through that. We're going to take that man fishing. That's right. We're going to take him to some years and it will be a competition. Si, we need to get him, we need to get him in on a domino's game between you and Steve. That's right. Oh, you won't. Oh yeah. Hey, I'm a better fisherman. Oh Lord here with Nile. It's a trash talking big. I don't know that I'd get in a trash talking match with him. I think he'd be pretty good at that. Oh, he talked trash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't ever doubt that. He's ready. He's wound up. Yeah. Anyways, we do have to give one little shout out about this whole situation. Go ahead. Hunter. Go around. Hunter sent that reel to me late one night along with me raising my hands because I'm Miss Kay's favorite and y'all can't take that away from me. And I was like, nah, we got to send this to Martin to post about Steve Harvey and bought a boom. Bought a bang, bought a boom. We got Steve Harvey responding to us. We did it. We did it, dad. We bought it out. We did it, dad. Well, we haven't peaked yet. No, because he's got to make it here. There's a chance. Yeah. Yeah, there is a chance. I mean, there's a lot going on in the man's life. The good news is, is I know enough people that have been with him in the past two weeks that I feel like we can get there. We can get. Now getting in his schedule may be a different, you know, who know? I would imagine a man like him busy. Well, he's on TV all day every day. That's what, yeah. I don't know. I don't know how he records all that stuff or how long ago it was recorded, but my man is busy. Yeah. He's like depressed. He's, he's, he's on air all the time. Is he still doing the Miss, the Miss, what is it? What kind of competition was it? Family feud? No, Miss World. No, like the, it used to be the Miss USA. I watched Family Feud. Oh, he, I didn't know he hosted a beauty, he hosted a beauty pageant. He hosted everything. Well, he should. I mean, he's like the one of the greatest hosts of all time. He's one of the top hosts. Yeah. Oh, he's great. Yeah. He's one of the top. He's smart. He's funny, you know, unlike all of us. And the boy is definitely quick on his feet. Oh yeah. That's gonna be a good one. Hey, I'll take that back. He's probably got better looking teeth than me. Probably. Yeah. Si, you're getting your permanent ones in two weeks. Oh, Lord. Then we'll decide I'm going to go with Steve's. We're going to go. I don't know. I'm going to wait and see, and then I'll decide. I'm going to put them side by side and we'll decide who's got the best smile. Oh, man. Well, I just love that it's even a possibility. Hey, it's been the highlight of my weekend. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's a very good day on Friday. And it ended with that. It said, happened late. Yeah, it happened late, late Fridays. Yeah. It was, it was after dark for sure. So yeah, it was interesting, man. I couldn't, I couldn't believe it. You know, but in this day, you sometimes you just shoot your shot. Man, I see where it lands. We've shot them before. We've shot them. They ain't landed. Still waiting on you, Mr. Goley from Team USA. Yeah. But he's playing hockey. Wow. Connor is. Yeah, but still. Come on, man. We got a hockey team. Yeah, we do. He'd be really good on that team. Not that our team's not great. We're in second place, but what does that mean? That we're in second place. Oh, just not that late. We got a black pence or siding in Alabama. He's reading my computer. Oh, boy. Well, if he's read it, let's see it. What he said, I haven't read it. I just, I read it. Hey, soon as I saw we caught this in Alabama. All right. Haley, you did a good job because Si can even read this without his glasses from Oh, he don't need glasses. Exactly. He got 2020. They caught this on their game camera. Grove Hill, Alabama. Grove Hill. He knows multiple old people. Oh boy. It's weird. They grow. Multiple old people. They're waving. They go out the old people who have claimed to see Black Panthers. Hey, it sounds like a conspiracy theory already. Her dad says he's seen and heard Black Panthers in their hometown of a little place called Bayou La Batre. Oh, I know that place. Yeah, that's where Bubba was from. Yeah. Hey, Baila Batre. All right. Are we ready? Yeah. Let's see what we got. What in the absolute? That's very foggy. You don't want. I don't like the fog. It's looking like it's, oh, that's not. Oh, come on. That's a dog, man. That's bigfoot. That's somebody black. How can you tell it's a dog? If you just made me pick, I would say that's somebody black. I ain't saying it's a dog. I think it's a calf. A calf? Yeah, I think it's a calf. You got to look at it for five minutes and feel your head real slow until it comes in business. The bottom of someone's leg or a baby cow? It's a baby calf. That's what it is. I've told you. Really? No. I wouldn't have got that. That is... It's a roar shot. It looks like a... Hold on. The tail's got a little U-toot. It looks like a Labrador's retriever. Hey, I don't even see his tail. That's it right there. Look. Yeah. Where I'm holding the mouse. No, it's just a shadow. It looks like a gainy beaker. That's a cow. That's a calf. That's not a calf. That's a black-angus calf. It's what it is in the fog. Claring out loud. Are you serious? Hey, I actually thought when I saw it, I was like, okay, we got a chance here with the tail, and he's going with cow. I'm going with a black-angus calf. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This person has met Si Emmett Millen. Okay. So, but the rest of this email is wild. Okay. We'll try... Unrelated incident, but I had an interaction. This is Haley speaking, not John David Owen, just for our listeners to know. I wouldn't claim this one. With an unidentified creature a few years ago, I was riding my horse in the woods one August day. It's a very descriptive rider. A creature with the body of a deer and the head of seemingly a pit bull dog came out of the woods, crossed in front of me, and disappeared into the kudzu. Kudzu? How do you say that? Kudzu. It was about three foot tall and liver chestnut in... You should write novels, lady. It moved like a deer, but it had a smushed nose and a much shorter neck. My horse did not like it and tried to get away fast and in a hurry. This is very unlike him as he often shares his alfalfa hay with deer and is very custom to having them around. A deer body with a dog head. You need to write children's books, man. I think he had just a liver chestnut color. You know what Knoxville, Tennessee has? Boots. A Takova store. Did you go? 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I don't know. Body of a deer. But with a squished face. I wonder if it could be one of them like mangy coats. You know, he ain't got no hair on him. So he looks a little bit darker. Three foot tall. But she's describing what she saw. Maybe it was a giant coyote that got hit by F-250 or something. Maybe it's a deer just ran into the side of somebody's car and then took off. Yeah. Anything could happen. I don't know. At that time, that's probably her best way to describe it even though that might not have been it. Or it could have been a deer and look and he was allergic to the wall stings and got stung on the face and that's why it looked like it did. Bombo bees. Oh, just done gack hats. Look, they gave me hey, Bombo bee gave me a Jimmy Durandy nose for about three weeks. We went four months without Jimmy. He's back. Jimmy's back. He's good for one a quarter. Every time we get paid for this show, Si gets, Si's like, time to. Gotta bring in a big nose. Jimmy's squaring his nose again. Run Jimmy back. We all got a little Jimmy in this, you know. Hey. Oh, man. I don't know what she would have said. That was a tough one. Si, you've never seen anything that you couldn't describe out in the woods? Well, no. Yeah, it happened on Phil's property. Three different times. Okay. And it was black. Okay. Always is. Hey. And I saw it three different times. Okay. First time I seen it was on the main road going to the lake. What did it look like? All I could tell you it was black and fast. Like tall? No, like a black painter because that's what it was. No, no, no. It looked like God. You're not talking about a painter right now. No, no. Hey, look, I'm going to four wheeler. I see it on the road, on the main road. You know, going to the lake. Like a black bear? Oh, yeah. Well, see, I thought it was that at first, but nope. I think it was a big river otter. It's what I think it was. Big. Because, because, hey, when I took off, I said it, I've done it. And one up here, he jumped, he jumped off the side of the road. Okay. And Phil's had Jimmy Redd was a track hole, you know, feeling, feeling in bad spots on it. So we've got water holes on both sides of the levee. Well, when I pulled up there where he won the calls, the water was rippling. You know, I said, okay, so he went in the water. So I turned the four wheeler off, and I sat there for like 45 minutes, waiting for him to come out of the water. Man, I got a lot to do. Never did, never did, never did come out. But that's what I, that's what I, on that occasion, I said, well, it was a big river otter and a big one. The next time I seen it, was us somewhere else on the property on Georgia side. That first gate, when you go through, look, going over the, you know, over the levee. Yeah, he was, he was like, and now this one I did, I thought it was a bear cub, black bear cub. When I looked at it, I said, that's how I think that's a bear cub. I need, he said, they, they disappeared so fast. So I need to get it side hooked up. My buddy now runs the, the black bear program in Louisiana. Yeah, John Hanks. Oh yeah, Hanks, he came by there the other day. He's always in the store. Oh yeah. No, I need, we need to get him a side hook. I need Si to go in there and dart one of them bears. No, no, look, I put it to sleep. Why they do all the work to it. Look, I see three, three bears, a mama and two cubs down there, honey break. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, they all around there. Yeah, they all around there. Well, I told, I told him, I said, Hey, I think it was Joe, uh, black, uh, bears. I wasn't, no, I said pig. I said pigs first. That's what I said. Yo, I said, I think I've just seen three pigs. Yo, man, I little things. Little pigs. But then I, but then I said, yeah, but there was something that went wrong with the way they running. Yeah, that's because that big bad wolf was after, you know, because I said, well, there was something wrong with the way they're, they run. Yo, and then I said, it probably, it probably was a bear, mama and two cubs. And then drew, drew, said, Hey, well, we got both. Yeah. And I said, well, hey, it was bear. So, but the other time I've seen it, okay, I was on the other side of the property and, uh, same deal. Seen it and just, nope. That day I said, well, it could have been a turkey. Yo, because it looked like, yo, it was just a blob, but then it had a kind of a, like a fan. He had his fan out. I really need you to just stick with the Black Panther. It was, it was, it was weird. I love it. Do you think Steve Harvey believes in Black Panther? Huh? He ain't spending enough time in the woods. Do you think Steve Harvey believes in the Black Panther? We'll find out when they go camping. No, Steve Harvey don't hit with white people, especially with shotguns. He don't go in the woods with them. It's favorite joke of all time. That is a good one. No, that was cause I, when Phil asked him, we died life. He said, let me get this right. I'm supposed to be going with a bunch of you white boys. Y'all all cut shotguns. And we're going to go in the woods. He said, no, I don't think so. He's out on out. He said, I don't think so. How long has he been doing family for you, JD? Can you look that up? A hot man. What 30 years? You think? It's been a long time. It's been there. I mean, and it's on every day. At what age do you turn into a game show network person? I feel like I'm not there yet. Oh, yeah, you're there. I'm there. 37? Yeah, you're there. Well, that's because when you want to watch that show, not the new under the sun. You go to you go to game shows and food network. Well, no, that's what you graduate to. You watch cooking competitions and everything. I feel like I'm at a game show family feud. It wouldn't be worth five cents except for Steve Harvey and he's interviewing all the people. He is good at and interaction with one of my favorite things on social media is when I get caught in the algorithm of family feud mess ups. Yeah, hold on. I'd like to look on his face with the answers that some of them provide. No, I can sit there and watch that for an hour before I realize I've even been watching it for an hour. And he cracks the sepa when he's here's a great thing about it. I can see it a hundred times and still is still funny. It's the first time I saw it. Yeah, you forget things because the luck he gives them now. Q pines, the greatest family feud. Yeah. What was the word that generally follows pork? You pine? That's one of the greatest videos of all time. Oh, that was a good answer. Good answer. Yeah, I'll give him this. I would have never come up with that one. Well, that's the problem with that is. No, no, no. That's why I told him. Oh, I know. But that's why I said he's quick on his feet. I mean, big time quick. Yeah. Quick as quick as a cat. Back to the emails, by the way, because I got tickled earlier. Oh, yeah, I saw you get tickled. What was that Bryson didn't put where he's from, but he gave me his phone number. So I know where he's from. Where's that Western Illinois? Okay, I just like hearing where people are from in the emails because, you know, there's a lot of good stuff from Illinois. By the battery. That's kind of, you know, we figure you're listening. Illinois is one of the things they do a big time is they ban wood ducks. They do that. Illinois to see and so. I mean, we've killed down on field property. Yeah. We killed a bunch of them. Hey, Dr. Frank Belrose. It just makes me happy when I hear people from places that I've never been that are like, listen, I like that. What is Western Illinois? I don't know. Thank Lewis. I mean, is that probably pretty close? That's in Missouri. Well, I know, but I think that's where you, I mean, I think they're east. Eastern Missouri, but it would be Western Illinois because they're, huh? No. Yeah. Right. Am I thinking of this wrong? Am I thinking of this wrong? I don't know. I did go to state in geography. Hey, you're right. No, it's been a long time. I put it on the screen. My bad. My bad. I was like, when did, when did Eastern Missouri and Western Illinois? What was that? Not a thing. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Martin is dead. Correct. I will. Hey, my hat's off to you, sir. I'm not. I'll give you this. You made me start recalculating. I was like, I've been wrong. I'll be wrong again. I had Iowa and Illinois mixed up there for just a minute. Okay. They both start with an eye. Yeah. Forgive me. This episode was brought to you by Pocket Hoses of the world's number one expandable hose. Look, the weather's starting to get warmer. Spring is here, right? And it's time to get those yards in shape. 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Anyways, Bryson said, I thought you might like this sticker he designed. Okay, I probably will. Oh, you most assuredly will. Yes. Yes. Lifting tea. Look at that. And he got that old school saggard in his mouth too. Yes. For those listening, we have a cartoon character very much resembles one Cy Robertson. Bryson, start an Etsy shop. I'll be your first customer. Oh yeah. I will slap that. Holding a teaglass. I'll slap that on the back of a turtle box so fast it'll make your head spin. I might put that on the back of my truck. Being on a Lipton logo. I need to get in touch with this guy. Yeah. I got his email and his phone number. Okay. And it starts with Western Illinois. Oh, there you go. That is that's good. Oh, that that makes me happy. That was funny. It reminded me of what I looked at and saw the other day or yeah Saturday in the yard that we were playing on a little bounce house in the yard and the boy disappeared. So I look over there and Jackson taking a leak, you know, just because that's what boys do. But Wayland decided he had to go number two. In the woods. In the yard. In the yard. Straight in the yard. He said daddy. He said daddy. I poo poo like Jude. And I was like, they've been watching the dog out there take a dump in the yard. And so there he was just taking a dump in the yard. Problem is he didn't know the squat like Jude. He was just kind of standing there. It got all over everything he had. Hey, I have been any rubbous butts. He didn't sit there. Rolled down his leg. Yeah, I was like, oh, did you get the water hose after he did get the hose? That one he pocket hose. It's the pocket. Yeah, with the swivel head. It's very convenient. And then I had to get a shovel. That's the first time I've had to shovel human feces at my yard. But that's all right. That's the first time you've ever done that. Yeah. That's the first. He's the first human that is crapped in my yard. Well, now that you know of. Well, yeah, that I'm aware of the rest of it. I just assumed it's Jude that I tell you. Oh, you have to stop buying. I've never pooped in your yard. But I've never pooped. Why'd you shovel it? Because it was in a high traffic area. Just spray it till it goes away. No, that went to the burn pile. We'll set that on fire in a couple of weeks. Oh, yeah, that's nice. That's not good. Burning turds? Yeah, heck yeah, man. That's all about the greater. They'll probably be gone by that time. At least he wasn't like a dog turning around and eat it like some of the dogs. It probably smelled like size a month old coffee he never drank. No, hot chocolate. Hot chocolate. Yeah. I had to look about it. Why are you dressed for Easter? Are you trying out looks for Easter? No. You wore that to church yesterday. The reason I'm dressed this way is my wife went shopping. Yeah, okay. She bought me about four or five. What brand is that? Blue shirt. IZOD? IZOD. Oh, okay. Look at all the Martha's. It is a good looking shirt. You look great. It's a nice looking shirt. But what kind of socks are you wearing? Which one? Internet. I don't know. I thought so. I done got some What Would Jesus Do socks on, so I was investigating. I had to talk about Jesus. Yeah. You want to talk about Jesus? Yeah. Let us talk about Jesus and say talk about it. Yeah, let us talk about Jesus. Yeah. Let us talk about Jesus. Let us talk about Jesus. Everybody loves all the day. He's on chat rooms and that's like the Internet in the late 90s, early 2000. Why is Target on there? I will say this. These socks are really comfortable. There you go. I saw the matters. That people keep sending me. Oh, those were sent to you. Well, I think so. Hey, yeah, I don't know because my wife bought about 20 pairs when she went to the sock emporium. Emporium. Nothing but hey, think about giant warehouses and they all think nothing but socks. It's socks. Praise God. With little sayings on it. Yeah, with little sayings. You went to the right spot for you, buddy. I don't mind me reprieving because hey, I did it so good the first time trying to ignore you. Don't like that. Oh, that's on your sock. I thought you were actually talking to John Davis. I was like, what did I say? Yeah. It's like, wow, I thought that took a bad turn. I got a good one for side two here. Stephen emailed in. Stephen. And from heap in the wood. He doesn't say where he's from, but maybe deep in the woods. He emailed a post from Facebook and I'm now terrified. China reveals insect drones that are the size of a mosquito. No. And apparently in one episode of Duck Dynasty, after seeing a drone, Phil said, every fly you see on the wall is suspect best. Make brothers watching. So how do you feel about mosquito drones? As long as they don't buy it, I mean. Hey, why not? Could they replace actual mosquitoes? We got everything else. Why not? This is the birds aren't real all over again, but now it's insects aren't real. Well, I think they're real. Hey, we're running this earth that God created with mosquito drones. But all this crap. The government's watching you, man. Imagine if you could buy a mosquito drone, though, you know, that be for filming ducks. And they'd never even know he was there. He just put him like right up above the decoys and they just come on around. Are we positive that the giant fly in here that side keeps killing isn't a mosquito drone? Wait, y'all had a. Oh, well, I mean, you just get a new crop of rats come in here and die. And then you get them big dummy blow flies. Hey, I nailed one on that microphone. Right. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. We've killed many. Hunter said from that one was on that line and I hit it with my hat. Yeah. I stuck it in the camera. He found a bird that I hit off of that and it stuck in the camera. We got a new camera. Well, I didn't say stuck to the camera. I just said you flung it at the lens and it hit the lens. All right. It did hit the lens. Hey, Hunter, are you hearing how to tell a story? This is this is a lesson in storytelling 101. All right. That's them big, that's them big glowing green. That's what the drone looks like. Hold on. They glow in the dark. I don't like it. I don't mind. You don't mind. They're already listening to us on our telephones. Do you think a little mosquito size flies going to change anything about what they hear? Like, I mean, the only one I guess they could go find people like Si who ain't got a phone. Now they're going to know what size up to. Yeah, they're going to want to know how to get this chocolate. I got a camera on me. When they want to know how to get this chocolate. I just put my pants down and give them the boon. Somebody's watching. Hey, you checking up on me? Check this out. Your brother sure did that with a GoPro's in a duck blind. Hey, I'm telling you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It said he gave us the frontal view, not the back view. Phil Robertson never hesitated to take a leak in front of a GoPro, man. Give me a shot of what the sun don't ever shine. Yeah, never. I think he did it knowing that when the editors find this, this is going to be a good laugh on. And like, it's not funny to me. Yeah, well, it was to me because I'd look down there and see him do it. And I'm like, oh, Lord, here we go. But that's one of them times you're thankful for not having smell of it. I think the boy did it on purpose. Oh, he did. No, 100%. Hold down. So he'd make eye contact with it first when you look back through the footage. Oh, he saw it put it over there. And then he actually, I got to take a leak. Yeah, I got to take a leak right here. Yeah. So I do have other news. I'm just in the emails today. I've had a lot of good ones that haven't been able to go through them. What else is new? I have great news for America. Okay, what's that? What's great? Because in Lindale, Texas, I feel like I've been through there. Where's Lindale? What's Lindale? Why do I feel like I know where that is? In Lindale, Texas. I think that's around Tyler. East Texas. It is right above Tyler. Oh, I just know. Oh, Lindale's on the interstate. Yeah, okay. Right after Tyler. Yeah, I've been there too. Why does that so familiar? That cracker barrel's right there with the water burger. Okay. The cracker barrel's with the water barrel. The cracker burger's with the water barrel. That's right. So many people like, we're like, yeah, that's right. I know where that is on I-20. There's a young man. His name is Emmett. And he- He own J-Mart? No. No, but he's a- He owns something even better. He's a really good football player though. This is Bates. Come on in. He has started- Tackle shot. His own roadside tackle shot. Look at my man, Flex. I love it. Yes. Look at this guy. What's he selling? Individual Bates. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love it. Look at him. Oh, look at his customer though. That's the juice. He's got on house shoes and a mullet. Thank you. He's ready to go fix it. That's the guy you got to get in for the rest of your life. He's a big, a Marlboro Reds away from being a perfect picture of the 80s, son. Gosh. So one Bates, $5, two Bates, $8, three Bates is $10. So he's even- Thank you and God bless. Look at there. Look at Emmett's Bates shop, man. I love it. Entrepreneur. Entrepreneur. Yeah, got very little invested in this table, two Sender blocks and a piece of particle board. Hey, hold on though. Hey, check out his outfit though. Is that a honey hole shirt? That's what I'm talking about. Well, no wonder you got a sale base to pay for. Hey, calm down. Calm down. But my man's out there just slinging individual worms for $5 and I respect it. Yeah. There are some H&H spinner Bates. That's the only thing I can make out in the picture. H&H. That's a gold. The old double hook spinner Bates. That's a good bait. 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Make Sam sharpen their pencil. Like I'm just saying, I love Sam's too. I do too. Oh, I love $1.50. $1.50 at Costco. I actually, I'm Britney driving two hours tomorrow to go to Costco. What? Yeah, we're, we're members of the Costco and Jackson. Hold on. You know who got her on that? Your mother-in-law. Oh, well, you know who ain't on that? My wife. Hold on. They're members of a Costco. In Jackson, Mississippi. Yes, sir. We just got back from Jackson. But you know what I found? You actually like for us, going to Tennessee and all the stuff that we do east of here, I always just throw a cooler in the back of the deal. So we stop every time we're on 20, like coming back. To find a Costco. No, in the one in Jackson, it's right off 20. So like we just swing in, get whatever we need. Because there's some stuff like there's these little, man, they're so good. This is going to sound weird, but there's some kind of little almond flower cracker that are better than a wheat then. It's incredible. It's a me that almond flower. I know that's the anti me, right? But man, them little crackers are good. And you can buy them by a big huge box. Almond flower. I look good looking hot dog. That was a Sam's hot dog. It's also $1.50. Yeah, they're good. If I'm lying, I'm dying. I like the chocolate covered almonds from Bucky. Those are good. Yeah, I get them too. How do you get them? Just saying. I mean, if you go eat almonds. Yeah, the almond flower crackers, man, are really good. Some like they're called like simply meals or something. They are good. They are. I'm against. He's out on do almond. I don't do almond. Good almond milk. Not really. I mean, I don't really. I've never tried it. No, it's just slurried almonds. It's water and almonds together. But I miss I just wanted to see if it was any good. You know, it's way better. Cow's milk. You know what my son asked me? I just don't. I don't drink it. What? And it was perfect. He's kind of turned it into a little God one. He walks around asking these deep, weird questions and with puns in them. But he was like, dad, why do we call chicken meat chicken? But we don't call cow meat cow. We call it beef. And I was like, I can't even begin to. There you go. Hey, it kept me up at night. Hey, hey, fish, fish. Well, we call pig pork. But why don't we call it pig? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, why not? We call chicken meat chicken. Oh, chicken fingers, chicken streus. Why don't we call them nuggets? Why don't we call them like bellies? Well, that would be very confusing. I wouldn't mind getting hit by that cow patty. Well, let's think about this because pork and cows, they have different kinds of meat. You know what I mean? Different cuts. Well, I mean, chicken thigh, chicken leg. That's right. You're going to get some different cuts of the cow. But it's still going to all be beef. Why is it not just cow? I don't know. Great. All chickens, chicken. Yeah, that's true. I'm having chicken thighs. Well, why bacon, bacon? Bacon. That's right. Because by the way, the best way to cook bacon go. Best way to cook bacon? Microwave. Grittle. Incorrect, incorrect. Bake it. Oh, the oven's tight. But the best way to cook bacon. I don't know. In the oven. Big Dave cooked some bacon last night and I could eat the oven. The oven's good when you're cooking. But so are the griddles now. I just like that. Griddles are good, but that oven. I just like having them outside. I like my house smell like bacon. Yeah, I don't. And there was one piece of bacon left last night. And my niece, I was going for it. My niece was going for it. And I was mature. Did you box her out? No, I'll ever have it. I was sad. But I'll have it. Which one? Lindley. Oh. I love bacon. I don't take it. Lee, Hunter eats a lot of bacon. Do you? I don't. I'm just, I don't know. He's kind of zoned out over there. I was trying to keep him in the cage. My wife, look, we do bacon, BLT. She makes me two BLTs. And then like two more, enough bacon for two more than others. Eat after I get through the BLT. You just eat the bacon? Just the bacon. That's right. I'll say, y'all, she's got me two enough for two. And I mean, I like when I come in a pile on the bacon. Oh, I got it. Y'all cook a whole pack of bacon and make me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who doesn't cook a whole pack of bacon? There is never a time when you open a package of bacon that you shouldn't just cook the whole thing. Oh, I, trust me, I don't understand. A standard rig. I don't understand why any of them companies make resealable bacon. Because once I bust it out, that writes bacon. That's a lot. Well, if you get the double pack. Yeah. But we buy the double. We got the double bacon. Look, I get what? It'd be 12 slices of bacon on six on each sandwich. And then she cook us be 12 more. Oh, so you get two packages of bacon. Oh, yeah. You cook two of them. Because there's about 12 in a one pound package. No, no, no, because I, yeah, I got, I ate two BLTs. That's 12 still. Yeah. And then she cooked me 12 more than I just, when I'm done. You eat a pound of bacon for me. Oh, no. I'm telling you. He loves BLTs. I just sit there and watch TV and eat the rest of the 12. When that man goes, we're taking him to LSUS and we about to look at some things. We're going to enter him into that cadaver program and we're going to have to look at some things. So do you. Because he is like the, everything a doctor tells you not to do, he on it. All right. And I got, and to that, I got to ask you all the question. But first I'm going to say that Si loves BLTs. Every, anytime we go anywhere, he's like, feel like. Don't put no egg on it. Don't put no egg on it, but go get me. No, no, it will be okay if okay. Just tell me it's going to have egg. Look, my wife cooked me egg sandwiches. Yeah. You like it? Eggs, you just don't want it on your belly. Hey, but hey, well, no. Just tell me it's coming. That's like, whenever you go, you got, you know, your taste buds, you're like, Christian, say what do you want? And I'll tell them something, she'll cook it. Well, you know, when I ordered the BLT, I was expecting mayonnaise, bread, bacon, lettuce, tomato. Well, when I bit into it, uh-oh, there's something. I saw you, you spit it out across the room into a big trash can. And look, I done this right here. I was there, I watched. Hey, I got a question. Oh, hold on. He told me to get him a BLT, the last hotel we stayed at. So I called down there, they've got turkey sandwiches, ham sandwiches. I mean, you can have bacon added anything you want. They would not do a BLT. They would not do a BLT. Tell them you want a ham sandwich with no ham, extra bacon, and lettuce, and tomato. Take the ham on the side. Yeah, can I get the ham on the side? I'll eat that. Hey, they wouldn't do it. So I had to go find BLTs for a side. Question. Yeah. So when somebody brings you something to eat, you don't open it up and look at it first. Oh. Because I got to know, like when somebody sits something down in front of me, I'm like, eh. If it's a sandwich, you got to live for a minute. Let me peek. But Si just has full trust in him. No, no. Because I would have seen that egg. Like, see, I would have trusted, I trust the person when I said, hey, because I tell him when it's ordered. God, I love you. Bacon, lettuce, tomato. He said trustworthy, man. I love you. Little mayonnaise. Don't go heavy on the mayonnaise, just light. Yeah. It didn't say BLET. Yeah. He said BLT. But if you'd have known it was there, it wouldn't have been a big deal. Well, it wouldn't have been a big deal. Yeah, it's the surprise it got. It was just, hey, when I bit into it, okay, there is a foreign object down in my mouth. Yeah. Yo, hey, I sprayed it across the room. Yeah. You got a Bible verse getting inside of you? We already done? Yeah, we're done. Yes, I have a Bible verse. Oh, I got a good one. You'll have to look it up, though. Okay. I don't have a Bible. John 1. That's in the first part of it. Like, Little John or John chapter 1? Just John. And the word was with God. To John. Yo, because I didn't really, Jesus gives, if you, hey, if you receive him and believe in him, he gives you the right to become a child of God. There you go. That's a good one, son. What's the verse? Somewhere in the first, first job, the, John chapter 1. It's not the first four or five. Probably about 12, maybe, it's somewhere in 10 to 12. Age 922 in my Bible. Okay, yeah, hey, he found it. John 1.12. There you go. That's what he was going with. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God, children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision, or a husband's will, but born of God. Amen, buddy. All right, well, we'll see y'all next time right here on the Duck Call Room. We're out.