RE-RELEASE - Bryan Cranston

Brian Cranston. I am the danger. Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston. Yeah. Wow. You know, it's very rare to have someone go from Malcolm in the middle, which is a very funny show, very culty, funny, and flip into Breaking Bad. I mean, a million things in between, but the two that come to mind. Yeah, and then, and now back to Malcolm in the middle. Yeah, back to Malcolm. The show is back. I've seen some ads on it. Running around in his underpants. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, he's like, he's totally like a regular guy. Like he doesn't wear Brian Cranston. Like any kind of ego, he just sort of, but man, Breaking Bad was, I mean, you know, arguably one of the best acting things has ever been recorded in his case. Yeah, I talked to someone yesterday who says they're rewatching Breaking Bad for real. That's something just kind of like the Sopranos. Yeah. Everyone says, oh, you can rewatch it. But to be able to do broad comedy and get big laughs and then do Breaking Bad, which got so dark and so scary and weird is such a range. But yeah, he's a fun guy to talk to. He's very real, smart guy. Yeah, very light, likes to laugh, likes the comedian world and just wants to crack up. So we had a blast with him and I think Malcolm in the middle is on presently. So you can see him in that. Here he is. Brian Cranston. Don't say anything. He can't hear us yet. He can't hear us yet. I can't hear anything. Not one thing. This guy. Brian Cranston is an A when you want to say it feels good to say it. Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston. Our whole goal is not to bore you. So I was just going so far. I think we're. You know, I just watched your monologue of Brian Cranston. Oh, Brian Cranberry. Oh, yes. And El mono. God. Oh, God. Thanks for coming on. You're a, you know, you're you're Brian Cranston. When did you first realize that? Like I'm fucking Brian Cranston. Yeah. When do you put fucking in it? When did you kind of go? Hey, I'm Brian Cranston. I'm Brian Cranston. I'm Brian fucking Cranston. Yeah. I want to know the moment because we don't have a real structure here. I'm assuming sometime during Breaking Bad, it must have hit you at some point. This is fantastic. This shows great. And I'm, I think I'm really killing it here. This is fucking, you know what I mean? You must have a moment or maybe it was a gradual series of moments when I got an SNL that worked out for me. I was sort of like, oh, wow, I'm actually on SNL and it's doing pretty well for me. So the same kind of thing was that was it there or was it Malcolm in the middle? Was it was it Seinfeld or I assume Breaking Bad? I'll let you talk. There you go. Yeah. You know, I mean, those elevations along the way when you're hoping that you have opportunity, I think I started to talk to some actors a while ago and also those of us who have been around a while. And I said, I think I realized what it was when you first start out, you have tremendous ambition, but low opportunity. And you want to conquer everything, but it's like you're struggling to find an audition. And then if you get really lucky as we all have, I think the opportunities grow sometimes larger than the ambition. And that's where I find myself now is is putting out the same amount of energy, but going, oh my God, okay, yes, I will read that script. I will get to that at some point. You know, I had instruct my agents now. I said, listen, please don't send me anything that you don't really love. So you know, let them do that work to be able to say, no, this script is really, really great. So you should take a look at it. But I think it's a question I actually had for you, for both of you. Thank you. Can I do that? Can I turn it over to you? We love that. We like it better. Yeah, it's better for us. You know, the interesting thing of when you feel like you've made it, when I was 25 years old, I got a job on a soap opera here in New York. And you know, it's churn. Man, you're just one script. You do the script, you throw it out, read so hard. Next day, next day, next day, next day. It's a lot of churn that you're going through. But there was something about feeling like, oh man, I could do this. I feel like I can do this. And it was from that moment on at 25 that I've only worked as an actor since. And so I wanted to find out from you guys, if that's the way you felt when you got on SNL, did something click? Did you cross over a threshold that you went, holy shit, this is it for me? David. My answer would be it was such a slow grind. I think Dana popped quicker on SNL, but I was doing stand-up. Then I got on an HBO Young Comedians, then I got on SNL. Then I was a writer first. So it took me to getting through SNL and having to make one more jump to something that worked because I wasn't quite solidified yet. You can always make one misstep off SNL and you get one free pass. Hey, we'll give you a movie, we'll give you a TV show or something. And if that doesn't work, to generate that heat again is so fucking hard. And so I got to a sitcom. And then when the sitcom started to work, that one just shoot me. It was probably on around when yours was on. But when that got to year three, I started to breathe again and go, okay, this might be what I do. I don't think I'm going back now. But when was yours Dana? Because that was, it took that long, to be honest. I bombed a lot. I just started doing stand-up. There wasn't groundlings or theater groups up in San Francisco in those days. So I was doing stand-up, but I didn't find out until 10 years later, literally almost from my first set to getting on SNL, like, oh, this is where I belong. So when I got on SNL and I'd done these characters as a stand-up and then I put the wig on in the dress with church laying stuff, it was like, this is really fun. We'll talk about when you host it. And also your LBJ, which I think is extraordinary. I was watching some of it. You do one of the best LBJs out there. Well, the only one where you, Fred Travolina, and this one. Well, he was doing it as an actor. I mean, I, Hollywood wanted to use me. I screen-tested for Amadeus, you know, for real. Yeah. Yeah. I did a sitcom with Mickey Rooney, Nathan Lane in New York City when I was 25 years of age at Studio 6A in Rockefeller Center. And then eight years later, I got on the, there. So to answer your question shortly, it's like, once I got on SNL, I felt like a fish in water. Like, I really belong here. And so that was it for me. And how old were you then, Dana? I was 51. No, I was 31 in my first set in a shit-box comedy club where these comedians came up and I thought, well, they're not that great. It was a no, it was imperfectly. And I scrolled on a napkin. I do a Howard Cosell. I do John Wayne, you know. And then a guy came up and levitated the room and it was Rob Williams. And then I crumpled the paper or the napkin, put it back in my pocket because I didn't know there was only one of him. But basically it was the classic 10 years of this, but the stand-ups always have a baseline like a band. You just go back to the clubs, go to the theaters, do stand-ups. So it's a nice little side job. It is. It's foundational for you. I did stand-up for about nine months. Back in 1980, 81. And I did it only because it scared the shit out of me. What you guys do was something that terrified me. So I thought, the only way I'm ever going to get over this fear of it is to dive in. So I rose from being terrible to being mediocre in those... That's a big jump. Yeah. It is in stand-up. It is big. No, I'm not just walking everyone. Do the job, get a consistent laughs. Was it New York? It was in LA. Oh, in LA. Back in 81, when they had... There were plays like the Playboy Club was there in Century City, the Laugh Stop, of course the comedy store, Improv. Is Laugh Stop a Newport? There was one in Newport, right? And there was one in the valley where I had a great night. My best night was in the valley. I did about eight minutes or something and killed. I got in my car, I drove to the Improv, I begged the guy, you've got to get me on. Oh, no. I'm on fire. I'm on fire. Right. He says, well, you stick around because someone may not show up. Come on, you're blowing it, guy. I know. So he says, I think what's his name is not going to show up. So in about 45 minutes, you can go on. Okay. Okay. 45 minutes. 45 minutes. I walked around the block in that neighborhood. I walked around the block in that neighborhood doing my set, just trying to recall it exactly as I did it. That got such a great reaction. And I felt great. And I got up. It wasn't the same. Not the same. Yeah. It's so weird. Crowds are like fingerprints. They're all a little bit different. And then you go, I just was on the road and I'm like, one night, these three jokes work the best. The next thing, these three. So overall it's about the same, but you go, why? Why didn't they bite on that? Did I say it wrong? Is it a different attitude? Yeah. Different something about it? It just, it didn't work. And you could, you could drive yourself crazy. Oh, we do. Trying to figure it out. Oh, it's. Anyway. And I started, I started turning down auditions because I was drinking too much. You know, I was in the clubs and, and if I had a good night, someone would offer me a drink. If I had a bad night, someone would offer me a drink. Oh yeah. And they're all free, which is great. Yeah. And you're just going and then sleeping until noon or one and turning down auditions. And finally I just went, wait a minute, what am I doing? And I realized that what you guys had innately was not me. It was not in my being. I was trying to overcome a fear. And all of a sudden I realized, wait a minute, I did that. Oh, let me go back to that. That was the point. Yeah, you did that, which was a huge thing. I remember. Does it scare you with acting? Does it scare you? Or is it the fact you have a few takes? So it's a little easier. Well, it's, it's just a different muscle, right? You, you, and you, you're attracted to certain types of performing. When you find something that you do well and it's, you know, inspiring, I, I didn't, I didn't wake up thinking, oh, I've got to get on stage and try it to tell this joke. I love being different people and getting into their skin and doing the research and figuring out what made that guy tick and why was he important and all that. So what are the police coming to your house right now? Yeah. That's from our parent company. It's just saying pick up the podcast a little bit. It's a little bit of, they put a siren in. It's a little bit like. I just curious for a second, because you become one of our great actors. It's sort of maybe happened secretly or whatever, but I know you would never put yourself probably with your, your nature into the people you watch growing up, you know, and then you realize, you must realize at some point you're doing work as good or better than a lot of your heroes. Right. I'm talking, I know what age group we're in. You know, there's, you're the people. You're the guy now when people are growing up. Better Tracy would have loved you. Jimmy Stewart, just so that's kind of surreal, isn't it? To realize that. I, I still don't feel that. I don't know. Maybe it's just the way I was raised, but there is that imposter syndrome that I think many people go through that you go, Hey man, I don't, I don't always know what I'm doing. But people think I do. You can get away with the line. Oh my God. Your acting choices are like so genius. I forgot my line. It's throwing a dart. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Stunner you did. I was searching for the word. Oh, when you spaced out, you looked off. So real. Close your eyes. Focus. Listen to work getting done with Monday.com. Relax as AI does the manual work while your teams are aligned on a single source of truth. Feel the sensation of an AI work platform. So flexible and intuitive. It feels like it was built just for you. Notice you're limitless. Now open your eyes. Go to Monday.com. Start for free and finally breathe. Hi everybody. I'm Maury Povich on my podcast on par with Maury Povich. 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Imagine if your therapist was a vulgar degenerate whose office was in a Greek diner. No scripts, no polish and absolutely no holding back. Listen to Stavi's World wherever you get your podcasts. When did Bob Odenkirk first come to you? Go. Oh, that was a great take. Oh, Brian, you're killing it. Oh, my God. It's so great. People are going to love it. Oh, God. Yeah. That's funny. That's so funny. Oh, Bob. When he was hired for Breaking Bad, he hadn't seen the show yet. And I just ribbed him about that. I go, so he got hired to be on a show and the episodes were readily available to you. But you chose not to be. But he learned quickly. And boy, what a lovely thing that's happened to him. Yeah. And when he was offered Better Call Saul, he asked if he could go out to lunch with me. And I said, sure. And he said, I'm not that guy. I'm not the, hey, follow me. I'll lead you to the promised land, guy to guy. And I said, I don't know that I was that either. But there is the need for that person to kind of take care, to kind of be the dad of a company. Show. Of a show. You're number one on the call sheet. It's kind of saying there it is for you to take. It's like quarterback. Yeah. You look up to you even whether you don't know it or not. Exactly. So I said, there's going to be a vacuum. If you don't take it, someone else will. Or it'll be taken up by someone who you don't necessarily think is the right person. You know, so it's, you know, just, I said, when I, when I first started getting some comments of my work, I used to push back. Hey, you're really good. No, yeah. No, no. I used to say that. Oh, you're a, you're a really becoming a television star. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just an actor. Just. And I found it did terrible things. First of all, it made the person wrong, which is not a good thing to feel bad. Yeah. It forced them to, to then continue the fight. No, no, no. More compliments. I'm being serious. It's a good trick. So what do you say now? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. That's it. You don't want to go on a set and be run by number nine on the call sheet. I'm not. Let me ask you a question about the, and I don't know exactly, I know the Malcolm in the middle is in that, but was. You were the lead lead in Breaking Bad and you were in the flow all day long. I mean, the, the pacing of yourself, but also when you're someone who comes in and does a guest spot or has one line, you're waiting all day. That's, I mean, you get into a flow, right? Where you're just that character for so many hours. Is it harder, better? Obviously it's how do you, how do you handle this year exhaustion? And do you get almost hypnotized even deeper into the, into the world because you're just doing so much of it? Well, as you guys know this, so for the listeners, it's, it's basically you, you find your rhythm when you're needed, when you can rest, you develop a system of how and when you're going to rise to an occasion or when you can shut down a little bit. But I always thought, and we've all been on shows where you have the, the person coming on the show who has one line and they know nobody and they have to come in and nail that line. And that's one of the hardest things to do. Yes. So I would always try to greet every costar. Sabotage them. No, go ahead. And, and just try to make them feel at ease because number one is the right thing to do to help this person. But number two, it also helps your show that they're very important. Those people that come in, it's really important to get, they get it right and they're in a vibe that they don't know. They're just getting in the current going, are we playing everything like this? And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're all down here. Like, but they don't know. And then you're okay. Let's make it all cool. All the makeup is kind of wearing down on the people have been filming all day long. The crew looks wasted. They're exhausted. They're coming in to land that line. Yeah. It's, it's, yeah. They bring them in, you're up. It's like, right before you wrap. Now just relax. Okay. Never thought of it. I didn't think of that. Great. But so you, so how old were you when you really made it, made it in your mind? Because you, you struggled for a while. Yeah, but you know, I, I, I expected to struggle. So I guess I didn't feel like I was struggling. So after the soap opera, were you saying like that, that was 25. So you kind of consistently worked after that. So that's really making it, right? Very consistent after that. I'd never had to do anything but act after that point. And that kind of confidence going into whatever you're doing next is, is brilliant. And it was a savior. And then about 30, I guess 35 years ago or so, I stumbled upon a philosophy that I realized, oh, I was doing everything wrong. I was, I was thinking that an audition was a job interview. And that, because I'm an actor and they're casting for a movie or a TV show or something, that's, that's a job. And I'm going to go in to try to get something. And I realized by doing that, you're putting, you're giving up your energy and you're, you're, you're sending it away from you. And so I thought, oh, whenever anybody wants or needs something, they don't have control. They're giving up control because they need something. They need a job. They need validation, need something. So I thought, oh, I'm just going to hold on to that. And I'm not going to want something. I'm going to give them something. I worked on this scene. I think I can do it, but you know, it's their option here. Here's an idea. You take it. If that, that works for you. Fantastic. But it doesn't, we'll see you later. Oh, like we're 50, 50. I'm going in. This is good. You want my product? Take it. Exactly. Goodbye. And in the modern era, I like that you can audition with your phone or with a friend, which is kind of nice. Like here's how I'd play it. You can see me, you know, a lot of people get roles that way as well. You can tweak it a little bit. That helps. I hated going in those rooms and I always bombed and it was horrible. I bombed in front of Paul Newman terribly. And Joanne Woodward. What did you do? Holy shit. Well, I had Paul Newman, the superstar. Take a shit in front of them or something. Were you there? I think Robbie Benson got the part. I had no training. I, you know, at all I was just a standup. And so acting terrified me. So I went in, they put us off in pairs. They auditioned. So I wanted a lovely young woman. We read the scene. I was all over the place. I knew I was bombing. Joanne Woodward was there with the dog. Paul Newman with red socks, really tall red socks. And then Paul Newman was so sweet. We just bombed. And then he spent 10 minutes saying, well, I appreciated that. It was just so nice about it, but the air was thick. And so I walked out with my partner. I just, I just met and I said, well, that didn't go well. And she was like, yeah, yeah, it didn't go well. You know, I mean, I really ruined her audition. Yeah. So anyway, what you just said, I hope, I hope young actors listen to that. That you're just showing them something. You're not really trying to get a job. It's, it's the difference is do not go in there to get a job. Go in there to do a job. Yeah. That's it. If you can just say, this is my job. I'm going to create something. It's either funny or it's, it's appropriate to this character. Here's my idea. There it is. Yeah. If you like it, great. If you know if that's a thing. I like that. You don't look so desperate and no desperation. That's my, my angle is desperate and thirsty because when I would go in, I would try to joke them. I didn't know what I was doing. So this is Dana probably does too. We spend eight minutes talking about the 405 and how the crazy drive. And then they're laughing. And then I read it. And then when it stops laughing, it goes, oh, forget it. Oh, that happened to me. I'm trying to win them over with the meeting. I made Suzanne Plichette laugh so hard. I had 15 minutes. I'm doing, I'm doing everything. And well, let's, oh, I'm excited to hear you read. And then it was just dead silence. And, you know, I mean, so, um, I'm just curious. I thought again, I'm curious about our guest today. I think I heard you say at one point. That I'm just going to do this show business. This is, you made a decision wherever it goes. I'm just going to do this. And what, what was that after the soap opera? No, no, I was, uh, I was actually going to a junior college in LA. I had no money. So I was studying, uh, uh, police science. I was going to become a cop. And, uh, you look like you could play a detective. You look pretty cool. Yeah. We'll get to that. You must have played a cop or detective. Yeah. Played lots of cops. Um, and, and I, I didn't know what to do. So I was going to become a cop and transfer to, uh, uh, a university to finish before I went into the LAPD. That was a general plan. But my second year of this junior college, I took an acting class and in the class, my job was to kiss this really pretty girl. I am making out with this pretty girl and I'm thinking, Oh my God. This is amazing. And so after, after that semester, now I'm 19 and I went, I have no idea what I want to do. That just spun me out of control. Uh, and so I, I hopped on a motorcycle and traveled around the country for a couple years getting jobs and celebrating the kiss. Yeah. I just, well, no, I was so confused. So in a way at the time, I felt like I was running away. And I suppose I was because I didn't know what it was I wanted to put all my energy in. And it wasn't until I was, I was on the Blue Ridge Parkway of Virginia, waiting out a rainstorm on my motorcycle underneath a, uh, a picnic covered, um, picnic bench with a slab of cement and me. And I stayed there for like five days because it just never stopped raining. And it was at that time I had this epiphany that, okay, I am going to go after something that I really feel I can be in love with, but I wasn't necessarily good at yet. Uh, as opposed to something I was good at, which was police work, but I didn't love it. And so that was the distinction to me. And I thought, okay, here it goes. I'm going all in. There's no God. That's ballsy. One of them is like a set job. And the other one is iffy, very, very iffy. And we'll always remain that way. When did you first get a, without giving numbers a check where you kind of went, holy shit, you know, compared to regular, you know, I was a waiter, a busboy, dishwasher, all the rest, but, you know, like, wow, that's amazing. They're actually, I love this. And they're paying me a lot of money to do it. It's very heady thing. Well, I was doing some community theater and some summer stock and dinner theater and stuff like that. But it was in 1979 is when I got my SAG card and started working and making a living. And I did commercials and I did industrial films and whatever would pay the rent and all that stuff. It was fun. When did you get paid too much money? When did you want to give some of it back? Because clearly this is wrong. There are some of those jobs now that you say no to. That you say no, no, no. Wait, what? You want to wait? What did you get for Godzilla 2017? What did you get? We don't ask. No, we don't. You don't answer that question. I'm sorry. I do know that, you know, I did when I was coming up, I worked, dude, voices for the power rangers. I did so many voices for the power rangers that they renamed when they changed all the names from a Japanese name to Americanized sounding names. They said, why don't we name the blue power ranger, Cranston, Billy Cranston, not Brian. Really? Do you mind? I said, I don't mind. We didn't think it was going to go anywhere and it goes there. So the blue power ranger, Billy Cranston is named after me because we did, I did so many of those voices. Let's go team. Let's go. Oh, I love that show. You defeat me. I will kill you. Oh, I love it. You've kind of done everything, haven't you? Voiceovers, sitcoms, movies, theater. It's, you have to expand your ability to work or else you're really narrowing the field, I think. Right? Well, I think you're in this new Phoenician. Is that the Phoenician scheme? The Phoenician scheme. Phoenician scheme. Which is very interesting. Phoenician. Those movies, which I will see this one because you're in it and we're buddies now, but also because it just, those are so cool, those movies that he does. He is, Wes Anderson is probably the most un-Texan-like Texan you've ever met. Yeah. He's very madly dressed. He's very, he's very erudite and polite and worldly. And he, it's not to say, let me clarify, it's not to say that Texans can't also be that, but sure. I understand. They don't have the sensibility. Send all your letters to Zana and David. But, you know, so I've done, this is the third project that Wes Anderson, he's, it's brilliant. He's such an auteur. You cannot go into it thinking, oh, I know where he's going to twist this or turn that. It's, he blows your mind with where he goes with stuff. Yeah. It's crazy. I think I saw that last one, maybe Astro or something with Scarlett Johansson. Astroid City. Yeah. Yeah. Astroid City. And went and saw the theater. So fun and so cool. And it just like wakes you up like, okay, here's a movie. Okay, pay attention. I was in that one. Everything set dressing, everything. Very good. You did a great job. And I love Benicio also. Benicio in this one. He's cool. What a cool guy running along the way here and there. But what are your, what are your thoughts on, on your co-star? Yeah. So give us some Benicio. So Tom Hanks and I played brothers. We played brothers in the Phoenician scheme. And we are shooting this in Germany. And so we go over to Germany and we're in every scene together. So we're rehearsing the other stuff. And we had basically in this, in this movie, Phoenician scheme, it's kind of light lift for us. But Benicio has a shit ton of dialogue. Very specific. Very Wes Anderson-y, you know, the way it's carved and moved. It's like, wow. And so we're, I would just say, if there's anything I could do for you, man, you let me know because you're carrying the load here. And he would just nod and look and he would cram. And so it's challenging work because of the fact that he is so specific and is in a shooting style and a symmetry of his, of his camera angles. And it's, it's, it's amazing. But the film works. Phoenician scheme really does. Those things I've already heard people that have seen it immediately. Of course. Yeah, you can tell it's, it's one person is making the movie. I mean, some, I know that he's, it just sort of hit me researching that sometimes he collaborates with Roman Coppola. Yeah. And I did a commercial with Chevy Chase and Molly Chan, whatever, for a phone company and Roman was directing it. And he had an immaculate suit on and he was such a gentleman. I was just very interesting to watch him do that. And so when I saw him connected to Wes Anderson, there is an eloquence about them. That is a type of director out there. Also, it's nice to be in a movie, Brian, where they're not just like, who do we get to direct this? You know, because it's going to look so specific to a director when he does it. You just watch the trailer and you go, oh, that's Wes. Okay, that's what that is. You know, and that's, that pulls people right in. I think, and to be an actor, to be in it would be what a blast. It's cool. I mean, there is some pressure being on it. When we were shooting Asteroid City in Spain, Oh, that was Spain? Shot in Spain for the California desert. Yeah. The California Nevada desert. But I believed it. He worked, Wes lives in Paris most of the time. So he doesn't like the fly. So he takes his big bus coach that he has all decked out and he travels that way. So he usually stays on the con. God, what a life. He's in Paris with a bus and he has complete control over his work. And he gets like 10 superstars. Yeah. So the budget for the acting, I heard that Hank's got 20 million for this one. Or is that, what? Is that right? Interesting. Wow, that's interesting. But how does he manage, because you're doing it for the love of the art. I mean, is that right? And he gets just the greatest Bill Murray and you guys. Yeah, we all make the same amount of money. And I honestly can't even tell you what that is, but I know it's not much. Yeah. It's like, I believe it's just more like, if he wants you and you do it. That's such a great thing that he has. It obviously must be just a hell of a nice person to want to be around. And it's a great hang because there are no trailers. You all go and you're in one like really souped up kind of tent with the rugs and nice comfortable chairs and. Speakeasy. And, and, you know, and everybody just kind of hangs out together and you go in. You only work usually about eight hours or nine hours a day. That's it. Within reason. And then at night, every night, there's a long rectangular table and all the actors and all the department heads and the writers and producers and West. We all have dinner together every single night with wine and. So where do you watch porn? That's my. How? We want to know where how who has to ask someone. It's embarrassing. Can we do it at dinner? Do we have to wait? I do anyway. I thought, yeah, you'll find you know, you'll figure out how do you personally, or I guess it's project like to be directed, you know, do you like a soft touch? You like someone in your face crouched in? I don't believe a word you're saying. I don't get it. Or it is Wes Anderson kind of just sort of wander around and sort of give you subtle notes or are you like it all? I mean, the first first day I worked on asteroid city, I had a quite a large speech to give and and I got through it in his tricky dialogue. And I thought I did pretty well and he did too. He came to me and he said, yes, Brian, that was that was very, very good. Now I just need it much, much, much, much faster. And it was like, oh, oh, oh, to hear that. So you're you're going so fast. You don't even hear yourself. You don't even think you're thinking and you're getting it out. So the work is the work is. It's hard with dialogue. People forget you're memorizing. It's so hard to get every word, but especially if you're working for a writer director and you go, I've had one where he came back and he said, you were great. You missed this one word here. Let's go again. And I go one word. It was like one word that didn't change anything. Yeah. But that's the way I wrote it. I go, got it. You said, instead of bone. Exactly. Oh, I hate that. I just hated movies because you go in the morning for the master shot and then you're hearing your close up eight hours later. And the script supervisor says, no, your elbow was on top of the chair. Oh, really? I mean, that's why I've, have you done movies where it's like a moving master, minimal shooting, that kind of freedom? Yeah. Yeah. And actually, you know, I don't know if you remember this, Dana, but we worked together. What? Whoa. I remember running into you at Letterman, right? No, we've done that. But no, like Dave said. What was I first on the call? She, where was I? Yes, sir, you were. Yes, you were. Was I nice? Wayne's World? Opportunity Nox? Yeah, kind of. No, it wasn't that. No. Clean slate? Clean slate. Whoa. You were in that, that movie, that's your probably your lowest grossing movie. No, that's great. I'm so sorry if I could write you a check. Act, I'm going to do a Venmo. Where are you? I played the very pivotal role of club official. Yeah. Dana, what would that be? Do you remember? We were at, we were in Santa Monica on the beach. Yes, I remember that. That is the sub, right? Mm-hmm. And I don't remember anything else. Not a thing. Dana, does he remember Santa Monica? I don't remember a thing. So I play a character with amnesia. It was terrible. One of his acting coach and his theory was you don't, you don't have amnesia. Your character is pretending to have amnesia. But you don't, your character does not have amnesia. He was that real from the movie? This is Roy London. God rest his soul. He's this great actor. So that was his way of getting you out of your own way. So then there was a guy playing a blind person. We were filming at the beach and he had the stick and he's playing a blind person. And I say, I said to him, you know, I don't really have amnesia. I'm just pretending. And he goes, I'm not really blind. He'd gone to the same acting coach. You know, whatever. But, yeah, that was, that was ridiculous. That was me making a foolish choice right off of SNL. I had way too much heat, no experience. And I wish I could take it back. If we could have switched in that you became the lead and I was guard number one, it might have had a chance. Yeah. No, I was club official. Oh, club official. God, Wikipedia sucks sometimes. Yeah. That was written by Robert King. Yeah. Robert King worked with since. Yeah, I was partners with him on a series called Your Honor. He's terrific. Oh, yeah. I, that's a great show. I've never seen, I've never seen you bad. I don't know if you like. Oh, you were kind of bad. I want to see what was, what was the one we circled? No, but by the way, when I heard I'm welcome in the middle reboot, is it? That's right. What is it on? What is on Disney Plus? It's going to be on Disney. Yeah. Since they bought out Fox, we were originally owned by Fox. Oh, yeah. How do they do that? And so now we're owned by Disney. And they bought four episodes of this reboot. I didn't think it'd reboot. It's, it's something I was trying. I was pushing for for the last 10 years because I thought that that audience. It took, that was that hard? Wow. Well, no, Linwood Boomer, who is the creator of the show, when I first pitched it to him, he said, no, I'm not interested. About a year and a half later, I said, what about it? He goes, no, I really don't think it's something I want to do. And I went, really? It's starting to improve. And then a third one, the third time, three years after that, it was like, well, you know, if someone else wrote it, maybe I'll look at it. And I just started wearing him down until he said, I've got an idea. And I said, good. Love it. Go get it. Love it. Love it. We just finished it. We shot that a month ago. And it's amazing how these boys, who were my boys on that show, are now around the same age I was when we first started. Oh, no, really? They've got children of their own. There's a kid on their name. Eric, is there? Yeah, Eric. Sullivan? Yeah, Eric Purcell. Played a little Joe Dirt in an old movie I did. That's right. He played me as a kid. Now, David, did you remember that? Now that you were doing the research? I did. I remembered he was on it back then. He was really cute and funny. And he walked around with cowboy boots in the movie. But now that you say it again, I'm like, oh, that's right. He's probably older now. But he is the only one who didn't come back to act in the show. Oh, for real? Yeah. I talked to Eric. And I said, hey, we got the show. It's going to come back. He goes, oh, that's fantastic. And I go, yeah. So we're looking forward to having you back. He goes, oh, no, no, I don't want to do it. But it's fantastic. Oh, really? Yeah. Because he's actually going to Harvard. And he's a normal person now. Well, I don't think he's not normal because he's really, not my circle normal. He's really, really smart. And I think he's getting his masters at Harvard right now. He said, oh, god, no, I haven't acted since I was nine or something. So I'm not into it. Yeah. Wow. Because he's like, it just makes us all feel so dumb that we're actors. He's like, I don't want to go do that stupid shit again. I'm like, no, it's pretty smart what we do. And I'm like, no. Really? It's not that hard. Oh, cool. All right. That's good. I'm glad you did that. Pick a topic. OK. SNL, you hosted. Oh, god. And just because it was all over the place a couple years ago during the strike, that just the idea of AI and robots integrating with our industry and where it seems to be going is fascinating to me because we keep seeing these digital films by Alphabet Google where you're like, what the hell? I mean, it's getting surreal. We are actually digital copies. Right now, I just want to be full disclosure. But it is kind of bizarre, isn't it? Just to watch the future, right? It is. It just feels like something a little impersonal. But I remember it so fondly and being invited to host at that time when Breaking Bad was at its pink. And I immediately said yes. And it's such a rush. I mean, I know you guys have talked about this on the podcast before and everyone's experience, but it was incredible. And how deep dive involved you are in every moment of that. And from the first time I'm sitting in Lauren's office and that chair in the middle and everybody, all the writers are on the floor and behind the curtains and things. And I thought the pitches that were going on that first day, that Monday, were actually supposed to be sincere. Not some of them are. Some of them are. Most are fake pitches. Yeah, most of them. I just want to say this because it'll be rejected and let it die. Someone said, okay, so you're a barista at Starbucks and you finish your drink and you call out Trevor. Trevor. I smoke a latte. Trevor. Trevor. And no one ever shows up. That's that. That was a spin. That's a whole pitch. That was the whole pitch. I went, huh, I bet this is going to be a long week. Yeah, people think of that at Starbucks on the way to the meeting. They're like, because they have, I think the problem is you end the show Saturday, you don't wake up until Sunday at three in the afternoon. You do your laundry and then you're in front of Brian Kranz since you're like, I have, I will think of something for him. I just have not. I would say a guy walks up and says his name is Trevue. Trevue, no, not Trevor. Trevor. And then another guy walks up, Tenev. No, Trevor. Trevor. I'm Trevor. Trevue. I'm just trying to complete the sketch. We can write it. We'll write it. Lauren will be listening to this. We'll have him back after the Wes Anderson kick. We'll get good numbers with the Malcolm people. They have nicknames for Malcolm in the middle of fanatics, like Malcolmites or Middlers. They probably do, but I don't know. Not aware. I don't know. I'm not aware of that stuff. Yeah. I don't know. A great story like Monsters Inc. stays with you forever. And Disney Plus is where you'll find your next great story. From the return of the award-winning hit series, Rivals. Welcome to the naughtiest show on television. To the unmissable crime drama, High Potential. Got a dead body. 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He's like, because I was getting that, or you the guy from Malcolm and the man, you're the dad, you're the guy, you're the guy. It wasn't associating name with face. Your name. Breaking bad was on at that time, right? Yeah, but then you're kind of going up. You're kind of that guy. Oh, you're a wall. You're the guy from Breaking Bad. Right. Yeah. You're the guy from Breaking Bad. And it's not until someone actually knows your name connected to your face that you go, okay, things have changed, which goes back to your original question, Dan, is that that's when you go, oh, things have changed. But we did, yeah, we did the monologue and I just wanted to do anything. I had a couple pitches for them, which I pitched ideas, which were almost immediately shut down. I had a great pitch, which I think is still. I'm a circus clown and do you remember the pitch? I do remember the pitch. But let's hear it and let's see if it's really that bad. We'll grade it. Okay, so one to ten. So myself and a date and another couple, we can't believe we got reservations for this restaurant. It's supposed to be amazing. It's called in the sauce. And it's like, wow. And this very snooty waiter comes in and says, are you ready? Can we see a menu? No, we don't give menus. We serve you food. You eat the food, you leave. You know, it's like, oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes. And he said, it's all about the sauce. So he puts down a crudité and we dip it in the sauce and it's like, oh my God, just amazing. Crudité is taken away. Here comes the entree. You're eating the entree. We're eating. Oh my God, this sauce is absolutely insane. We're overeating. We eat too much. We throw up. We dip the barf in the sauce. Oh my God. It's all about the sauce. It's like, no matter what you're eating, as long as the sauce is good. What's in the sauce do we know? No, I like it's in the sauce. It's in the sauce. What if it's soiling green at the end? It's like, you know, you have a severed finger and you dip it in the sauce and stuff. Whatever. I got you. Yeah, still good. Still good. That didn't get passed Monday meeting. Yeah, it didn't get passed Monday. Now I truncated that pitch now. It goes much longer. I can do a longer version. Sauteed pig snout. You take a bite. Oh, this is horrible. Oh, yes. Dip in sauce. Get everyone to come in with a funny accent. You're halfway there. Did you get to play big, big broad accents, Italian, or get that out of your system? And just because you have a great ear. I mean, all you. You know, it's like that. Your listeners know the system now. So I mean, Tuesday is the big riding overnight. Right. And then Wednesday, the binder, the binder of 60 sketches. Terrifying. And each writer is, can I talk to you a second? Okay, now you're a pirate. You're a pirate. And you're. There's absolutely no system. He's grabbing the way to the bathroom. He's grabbing. Yeah. Oh, I know. You're a pirate. You're a pirate. You're a pirate. And so you're just making big choices. You know, okay, I'm going to do a New York accent. A Southern accent, an English accent. I'm a pirate. I'm a baseball player. Yeah. I just, you know, and so I don't know what I was doing. It was just one after another, another. And it's dizzying, as you know. And then, but, you know, he's weighing. Lauren kind of knows what he wants already. And then, and then I'm shuttled into the room. Shuttled. Seth. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Secret. Lauren's office. They powered the ground. Brings you. Seth and Steve came in. Steve Higgins, that's my. Steve Higgins. Yeah. And Seth and we're, we're looking at the board and he's, and Lauren said, well, is there any particular sketch that you felt connected to? And I said, yeah, that this other one is longer than that one. Yeah, that's not as strong as this one though. He hopes you agree. And then you're like, no, actually you're wrong. But you just picked would never work. Oh, here's one. It's better. You're a novice. It's not your fault. But we'll take care of it. Is there anyone you don't like? That'll be the cold one. Marcy, any more popcorn? No, no. Brian, he's starving. Help him. He's so fine. But yeah, I mean, it is, there's nothing like it. We've, it's been called an athletic event on the show by some people like a sporting event. It's tactile. It's, it's a high, I don't know. I mean, we got to get you back on. I want to co-host with you and David. Yeah. I would love to go back on because it is, you know, Steve Higgins said, there's two things. I, two pieces of advice I can give you. And I, and I had known Steve before because I worked with his brothers, Al Higgins and David Higgins, who were connected to Malcolm. Al was one of the writers of Malcolm. Dave Higgins was one of the actors on the show. So Steve says, two things. First and foremost, trust the cards. Don't think you can go off the cards and I got this. I know what it is because they're constantly changing. Cues are changing. The lines are changing. Trust the cards. And second, don't try to be perfect. Allow it to not be perfect. Allow it to be wherever it's going to go. That's part of the fun. Yeah. Yeah. And so I took that advice and I think by doing so, I mean, I had a blast. And man, that 90 minutes was over in, it felt like, it felt like, you know, 85 minutes. It was amazing. Yeah. The energy that comes because you're going, when you host that show, you're pretty wiped out by the time the dress and all the stuff and you're coming out and you're like, damn. And then of course it just, it just comes when you need it. As soon as you hear that music. And it's adrenaline. Yeah. And then to hear, for the first time, I'm backstage at that door with the facade and people are scribbling their names on the thing. And you're waiting behind the door and I'm standing there going, oh my God, I'm about to host Saturday Night Live. Oh my God. And I just took a couple of deep breaths and then I hear Don Pardo's voice going, I'm the host, Brian Cranston. You know, when I went, that freaked me out and the door opens and out we go. And it was like, oh God, like shot out of a cannon. Yeah. Well, Brian, before you go, I definitely want to tell you, it's great. First of all, great to have you in second of all, to have a line like, I won't get exactly right, but that scene when you say, I am the danger, everyone knows that everyone talks about it. It's great to have a show. It's already everyone's all over it, but then to have such a cool thing. What a blast. It was a gift, man. It possessed me. I was completely possessed by that show and the acting and Aaron Paul. All of it was just so new and different. And I try to think because I was talking to someone, I got with Sopranos, Breaking Bad. You know, when they say television's better than movies, you know. To be up in that category. I thought Ozarks was really good. There's been a lot of other shows, but I can for sure say Sopranos, Breaking Bad. Like if you have people who haven't seen Sopranos, you got to watch that. Haven't seen Breaking Bad. You got to watch that. And I think they're seminal. I think they're some. The wire also is. The wire. I hear the one. There are others where it's like not arguable. People like, okay, okay. It almost didn't happen for me either. We were, we were finishing Malcolm in the middle seventh season and Fox said, keep all the sets up. We might pick it up for an eighth season. Then they turn around and a month later said in May of 06. Now we had a good pilot season. So we're done with Malcolm. Thank you very much. We're all a little disappointed. We would have been, it would have been fun. But later that year is when Vince Gilligan wanted to see me for Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. And we shot the pilot for Breaking Bad in February and March of 07. Had Malcolm in the middle gone that eight year. I'm not doing Breaking Bad. Someone else. Wow. So it's, I try to tell that to young actors all the time to say, luck has a weird way of working. So just when something happens that you think is bad luck, it may be putting you in a position to have better luck. You don't know. Yeah. That's, I love Paul Newman for a lot of reasons, you know, his charitable work, but he always, people would try to go, how great cool and Luke and how great you are. He goes, it comes down to one thing, dumb luck, you know, whether that's completely true or not. But, you know, there is whimsy, whimsy to this life and whimsical things happen in show business. You'd never know. But you still should not have taken a shit on his red socks. No, that's crazy. That was a mistake. I know, but I did have a dream last night. I'll leave you with this. I had a dream last night because I thought of you as in a way like archetypal, like you could, you could have been an actor from the 40s and 50s or whatever, just because of who you, how you look, you're timeless in a way. And Henry Fonda came to me in the dream and I said, well, what do you think of these young actors, Brian Cranston? He said, well, he's as good as anybody's ever been. He sure knows his way around a camera. What a love to have done a movie with Brian Cranston. And then I woke up, you know, I said to my wife, I just heard Henry Fonda talking about Brian Cranston. So I just wanted to do that for you. Thank you. No one asked me to do Henry Fonda anymore. No, that's a perfect Henry Fonda. Unfortunately, you got to be 60 to know who he is. They only remember Jimmy Stewart. They don't remember Spencer Tracy, Cary Grant. It's Jimmy Stewart because of the Christmas movie. It's a wonderful line. Looks like a little bit like Springsteen today. Yeah. Don't you think a little bit? He does look a little bit. There's an underbite there. Yeah, he's got an underbite. Yeah. I like that. She's cool. We were. Thank you, buddy. All right. Thank you, man. It's just such a pleasure and good luck in everything. And I'm going to go see this Wes Anderson picture. I'm going to see this thing. The Phoenician scheme. The Phoenician scheme. Yeah, the Phoenician scheme. And we got Malcolm coming out soon. I'm not at all. Yep. Thanks, guys. Okay, bud. Have a good day. Hey, guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app. Give us a review, five-star rating, and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend. If you're watching this episode on YouTube, please subscribe. We're on video now. Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey and executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Mattie Sprung-Kaiser, and Leah Reese-Dennis of Odyssey. 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