Hannah Montoya Subs In For Brandon's 7-Year Work Anniversary | Mostly Sports EP 628 | 4.10.26

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And because, yeah, we were at that point 11 hours in to mini golf coverage and we completely ran out of material. You should spell mini golf, M-A-N-Y, with 11 hours. You know what I mean? That's too many golf holes. Yeah, man. You know what I mean? Dude, we're getting so after it today. We're already on a heater. Yeah. Can't wait. Only an hour and 24 minutes to go. Yeah, man. Let's keep this going. Also, are we all rocking hats right now? We're all rocking hats. Looks like a hat day, yes. Which I pretty often rock hats. So does Ebo. So does TJ. I would say so does Hannah. I think what you really just said there is you're wearing a hat. No, I welcome. That was just you announcing to the world you're wearing a hat today. No, I think that this is the first time everybody on the show is rocking hats. It's nice to be a part of the crew. Brandon never wears a hat. So this is... this might be a first. This is a Nicky Clicky move from you. Me? Yeah, he likes to wear the dad hat. A dad hat is the only thing that fits my head. Why is that called a dad hat, by the way? Yeah, I really don't know. I don't know. I think it looks like a navy. But more people than dads wear them. Oh, now you're taking offense? What is... I just don't know. What's wrong with being a dad? I don't know if that's exactly... I don't know if dads own that hat. Do we? Do dads own that hat? Do you wear a hat like that? That's your merch. That is your merch. Do you have dad fans? I would say so. I would say so. Mostly dads. If you're a dad out there... Is there a mom hat? Oh. That's a great question. I feel like the hat community is less mothers. I'm not sure the demographics on it, but I feel like it's less. Maybe there is. You wear a hat often. I do. Yes. And yeah, you just kind of just said it yourself. Women oftentimes do not wear hats. Yeah, that's true. I like to wear them a lot. I said mothers. You did say mothers, which I assumed you met women. Yeah. I assume... Shout out women. Off to a hot start, guys. Shout out women. That's gotta be the first time that's ever been said from that chair. Shout out women. That is the first time. Yeah. The microphone has ever heard the word shout out women said into the... Do you... Conor, you're from the South-ish. Yeah. Are hats like still a social norm type thing? Maybe not a social norm. What I'm getting at is there are people who believe that when you're indoors, you should not put a hat on. Correct. Those people live in either the Midwest or the South. Never wear a hat indoors. Yeah. Never wear a hat at the dinner table. Were you raised to believe these things? Never could wear a hat at the dinner table. Yeah. But indoors it wasn't a problem. But I also mainly grew up in the Northeast. But then in high school when I went down to South Carolina. Yeah, you just kind of... You kind of pick and choose where you're at. Listen, I'm a chameleon. Whatever suits you. Yeah. Whatever suits you for whatever point you're trying to make or whatever angle you're trying to attack something from, you're like, yeah, because I'm from Philly, but I'm from the South. Yeah. I'm from the South. Both. Hannah's the most Southern. You love to play both sides. I would say I'll back you there. I do the exact same thing. I feel like I... Because I'm half and half like Rockford and then Charlotte. Yeah. Classic house of... Classic. House divided flag, Rockford. Yeah, Rockford and Charlotte. Rockford and Charlotte house divided. The 815, baby. Yeah, it's like... Smoke said that I will amp it up depending on a guy that's around at a bar or something and that's just not true. What does that mean? What does he use to do? If there's a guy that I'm trying... Oh, accusing me of, I guess, like, code switching. Code switching where you're from? Yeah, but it's like the answer is still the same, but I don't want to just sit there and be like, yeah, so it was a seventh grade and a cold day and then we moved to Charlotte. That's actually a lot fucking easier than... Do you... But do you code switch to... I guess you're saying you don't even do this, but would you be more inclined, like if you're talking to a Southern man, do you then want to be Southern or do you want to not be Southern? So as to seem exotic? You know what I mean? Exotic. Yeah, it's called Rockford. Like being a little different makes you stand out. Or do you lean into, like, you know, the person you're talking to? I think I do the opposite. Yeah. You do the opposite, right? For sure. If you're talking to someone from Illinois, you're not like, you know, I'm from Rockford, you're like, well, I'm not like those other girls. I'm from Charlotte. That's so true. Yeah, right? Yeah, like a pick me in a pick me way. I'm like, I'm not like anyone else. I told Burns yesterday that I was from Rockford and he freaked out. Where is he from? Uh, Naperville. Yeah. So which is why would he freak out? He just kept going, I just can't believe it. And I was like, I feel like you're saying a lot by saying that. Yeah. I think that's a compliment. But also like kind of, I think he's shitting on where you're from while also complimenting you. I think he's saying someone has put together as you could not be from a shithole like that. I think that's his way of saying it. Yeah, it was a unique angle for sure. Yeah. Is Burns leading the masters, by the way? It's not the same guy. He was. It's not the guy that works for us. Same guy. Burns. It's impressive. It's really impressive that he does that. What are the stories from day one? I was busy playing 4000. I forgot myself. There were a couple birdies, but someone had a double birdie on one of the holes. An albatross. No. Wait. No. Not an albatross. That's not the second time. I guess it was a single birdie. He flipped off the hole. Oh, he flipped a bird after getting a birdie. No. Quadruple bogey. He quadruple bogey. He might be the first. But then he flipped a double bird. He might be the first person in the history of golf to quadruple bogey and birdie a hole in the same hole. I did see this clip of him flipping off a hole because it gave him fits. It says here that he has been reprimanded by the masters. Yeah. Don't know what that means. What does that mean? What could that possibly mean? I'm going to talk into. Naughty. Yeah, that's interesting. He got sent the time out. What's wrong with the middle finger though? Is that fine? I feel like that's not that bad anymore. Oh, I remember as a child, when Michael Vick flipped the middle finger, it was the worst thing that had ever happened. I was like, what? That's the thing I got introduced to the middle finger being bad. Oh, in my school, if you scratch your face with your middle finger, you got sent to the principal's office. Yeah. You just accidentally went like that. Oh my God. You might as well have just said, fuck you straight to the teacher's face. You do seem like the type of kid though that would do that on purpose. Yeah. Like that right now. Try to get away with it. Yeah. I was just eating my face. Oh, what the hell? Yeah. I would pop the ring finger a lot and then be like. Oh, I can go like this. Yeah. Got your ass. Stupid. Yeah. That was a good one. That was a great one. Classic. Why are middle fingers bad? I'll look it up. Give me the history of the middle finger. Let's get that out. I'm sure there's a story behind it. Get to the bottom. Yeah. Quadruple. I think that's an appropriate reaction to a quadruple bogey. I think you should be able to. That's better than. That's just like, yeah, middle finger should be more accepted as like a good way to blow off steam. You're not hurting anybody. You're not. You're not threatening violence. No. You're not saying anything offensive as far as we know. If all you're doing is just like, ah. I kind of love it. Like that's, that's, that seems fair. We need a mechanism, especially for athletes that are frustrated. You need a mechanism to blow off steam. That seems like a fair one. I think. Just be able to fucking. And then you move on. You tuck in your thumbs when you do that. I have long middle fingers, by the way. I think you tucking your thumbs is making them look longer as well. How long? Do you have one of the, do you have the thing where you're. Crazy, right? Is this real? Is your second toe longer than your big toe? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That checks out. Is that, is that. Wait, is your middle finger kind of like your second finger? No. My pointer would be. Yeah. But I think that's like a thing. I think my second toe is longer. Is that like a, is that a Greek thing? It's like a foot shape then. Mm. You know what? Middle finger, speaking of Greece, dates back to ancient Greece. Uh-huh. Also ancient Rome as it represented a phallus. A penis. Yes. A penis. Yeah. So it goes way back. So. You use this as a symbol of sexual intercourse in a manner. What? It's so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters so specific to these characters So when were clothes invented? 19. Yeah, like the 70s, I think, right? The 70s? That's when fashion was invented. Well, even in ancient Greece, it was all the old sculptures and stuff. Here we go. All the old sculptures have tiny little peepies. Tiny peepies. That was like, they thought if you had a big hog, you were an idiot. You're like an animal. You weren't like a civilized human if you had a fat penis. Yeah. So they wanted to roll. Times have changed. And I'll say this. Are you fucking rock? For a guy like me, boy, am I glad times have changed. Christ. Did you just break out some art history knowledge on us right there? Yeah, just a little bit. What? How? Why? Why what? Art history. I don't know. It's a special interest, I guess. Like, that's the most I can do. I wasn't an art major. How did that come about? How does a girl growing up in Rockford, Illinois, of all places? Like, what the fuck is going on? How do you become an art history major? I liked art a lot growing up. And then that was kind of my thing. And then in college. Sorry to interrupt. All art or just sculptures, paintings? No, all of it. Pretty much. Anything. Most of it. And then in college, I also just like, I like business a lot in a really weird way. I love marketing. And so I just did business for my major. But then I just like art a lot. I just love art. Yeah. Are you capable of calling art bad? Yeah, definitely. OK. Because I feel like people that love art will always find something to be like, I think the artist was thinking this. Or I think, you know, they don't have the ability to just be like, that's shit. No, I do. You can do that? Yeah. I mean, there's certain ones that I'll defend. And I know that it's bad. But it's like, most of the time, I don't know. It's nice to go, though, to have you been to the art institute here? Yeah, it's incredible. It's insane. It's so good. It is insane. Lots of tiny little penis sculptures. It blew me away. I didn't realize it was so expansive, extensive, extensively expansive. I didn't realize. I went there one day because a friend was visiting. And we were looking for things to do. And we just thought, let's go there. And yeah, I was like, this will kill a couple hours. And then six hours later, I was like, I feel like I saw half the museum. Did you feel better than most people when you were leaving? Like I'm small. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like it's superior. Yeah, yeah, of course. But I, yeah. OK, I was just making sure. I feel like if you leave the art museum and you don't feel like that, you did it wrong. I like to stare at the shitty paintings and try to figure out what they were thinking. Like, what the hell? Yeah. Yeah. I'm better than this artist. Or what? There has to be a reason you thought this was good. That's so true. You know? Like, what were you thinking? Yeah, yeah. I agree with that one. I do like art. I don't think I did when I was younger. I think it's like something you kind of, I've grown into. You've grown. OK, so you've grown to like art, but you've grown to not like museum art. I didn't like not like art. I just like the idea of going to a museum and staring at paintings seemed boring as fuck. And now I actually, I find that fun. I find that interesting, which speaks to how boring I am. Yeah, maybe. Because even you saying it, I'm like, that sounds terrible. No, so we were talking off air before the show and I mentioned this, but I need to clarify. I like music a lot. I love music. I don't have I don't listen to new music because I don't feel like I have time. I don't have I don't have windows in my life to give new music a chance. Like if the opportunity cost is too high, like I only have. There's yeah, as I've gotten older, like there's more shit going on and they're more like I'm never alone anymore. And I like to listen to music alone and now I'm married and I have a baby and all this. And I can't like find I want to just like put on some music and chill and like just lock in on the music, you know. And the rare opportunities I have to do that, I just I go back to the stuff I know is going to hit. And I don't want to try new stuff because you guys were talking about who did you ask Evo or Connor if they'd listen to. Ella Langley knew Ella Langley. Ella Langley, yeah. And then you guys were talking about like how hard or how easy or hard it is for you to listen to new music. Yeah, I just don't really the new music will find me. I will not find the new. Yeah, that's how I arrive. Reach I all the new music I consume is that like basketball games and they play. And I'll just kind of like bob my head to I'm like, OK, all right. I like this song. And then I feel like I found a deep cut and it's like the number one song in the country. Yeah, it's honestly and I feel like a lot of the songs that like are out right now are like Tick Tock. Like that makes it. That's how I find a ton of music now. I think a lot of old music is on on Tick Tock. And what I mean by that is, Evo, we were driving in Indianapolis and Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn comes on and you're you're just singing every word. Well, I grew up on 90s country. Like my mom, like it was just like Reba and Alan Jackson in the car growing up. OK, so that that was. Yeah, like that's what I grew up on. You had mentioned that like that's like a Tick Tock trend or something. Yeah, yeah. That's how Connor knows it, I believe. Yeah, Neon Moon has become very popular on Tick Tock. Really? Unnecessary shot. Yeah, not like me, but like this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but like Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, has had a big resurgence. I think I got up to number one in Billboard. That's the craziest thing is that a song from 40 years ago can still make it on the number one Billboard charts. Which is completely different than what the music industry used to be. Used to just be all the new ship and now the old. Running up that hill. Oh, it wasn't that one huge. Don't even get me started. I won't then. Because I just watched. I won't. I just saw the season where that came to be. And that was strange. Your thing. Awesome. I remember that song having a resurgence. That was Stranger Things. Yes. Oh, yeah. Did you finish that show? I did. And that was season four of the show. Did it maybe the best moment in the entire series is that song. Did it stick to landing? Oh, are you satisfied? I think so. But I also it's different. And I was this way with Game of Thrones, too, where I speed ran through all of Game of Thrones seasons one through seven to get to season eight before it was released. So for the people who had started the show back in like 2011 and they were waiting and waiting and waiting for that finale, I didn't have that experience. So they were pissed when the ending came about because to them they had wasted eight years on a show. To me, I had only wasted two months and I didn't even think it was a waste. Same thing here where people it was 10 years of Stranger Things and they get to that finale and they were let down by it. But for me, I did it in a month and a half. So I was I was fine. Do you ever watch shows as they come out? Never, except for Star Wars. Star Wars I watch even though I do have to movie, isn't it? No, but they're making TV shows. They're they're coming out with a Darth Maul show right now. I doesn't even know. Yeah. Darth Maul. He doesn't get the cannon. No, yeah. No, they have a Darth Maul show. They're going to Darth Vader. No, no. I think you're thinking of Darth Vader's favorite place to shop. Darth Maul. Who said that one the other day? It was a comedian on I stole a Tik Tok. You can see that. That's pretty good. Darth Maul get his shoes. Yeah, Darth Maul. I stole that. That is not my joke. Yeah, you quickly credit it, though. Yeah, that's OK. Yeah. Make sure we we clip that and cut the part off where Evo did give credit so it just looks like a self like it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Foot feet shape. Sorry. Here we go. Let's suck feet here. I think I am Asian. I think I might be Asian. Pull that back. But that on a quote card. I think I'm I think I'm Greek, but it's not that pronounced. Like it might my second toe isn't that much longer, but maybe it is. Has when I imagine your feet, that's that's what's popping in my head. Like if I had to guess when you're imagining my feet. Yeah, I'm doing it right now, I'll be honest. And I think that it's Greek. Yeah, I think I think I'm probably Greek then. Does that mean so does that mean I am Greek? Maybe like your soul isn't Titus like German. I don't fucking know what do we arrive at? Do you know, do you know your your lineage? Your your like where your people are from? Yeah, some of it a little. Yeah. I Irish. I'm Irish a bit and Mexican. Oh, OK. Alcohol. Louis C.K. Is it? Louis C.K. He's Mexican. Yeah. Oh, wow. Huh. OK. Then where you know? What about you guys? Someone else says no, I don't know. I every time these topics come up, I think Brandon's like I am where Brandon's like, I don't I don't want to look at my family history at all. Well, you know, you only want to go back so far if you're if you're Brandon. OK, fair, fair, because I mean, you're elongating this. Well, I mean, like, are you aware of American history? Like there was a deep south, the deep south, the 18. Yeah. OK. OK. There's going to be a walker plantation. Oh, my God. I know. The Walker family farm. Yeah. Oh, it wasn't always worm. Fuck. Fuck. But I I I like ask my parents and they just kind of struck their shoulders and they're like, oh, I don't know. Sam, really? And then I just kind of know we don't know. And then you're like, OK. So as far back as I have traced my family is Indiana. Far back. It's like, I think I think like my my ancestors just popped up in the ground in Indiana. They just like grew with corn. Like, like there was like a like a seed that was like mutated. They were planted like someone else was planting corn and there was a mutated seed. And that was the first one of my family popped up as far as I know. Sprouted. So I have no idea. So that's why like when I see them, my my feet are Greek. Does that mean I'm Greek? I don't know. Yeah, I'm not sure. But I feel like that's a good start. Yeah, it's better than seed, Indiana seed, Indiana seeds. Yeah, I would say that's a tough one. Ancestry really didn't become a thing until like 15 years ago. No, nobody gave nobody came. It's not true. No, no, no. It's not true. What are you talking about? No, nobody gave a shit. Prior to like, how old were you 15 years? How are you? I was 11. Yes. So that's like, oh, no one cared until I was sent in. So like every major 360 did. Because like 15 years. What are you talking about? History didn't matter. What are you talking about? What you said right there where your parents are like, I don't know. Like, well, that's because my my my parents are kind of the same way. My grandparents, especially like they didn't care about any of that shit. But every every major the internet is what country has like Chinatown and little Italy and it's because like the people came over and then they like wanted to preserve their cultures. Right. Because they care about their ancestry. But that didn't start 15 years ago. I'm saying in terms of like the 23 and me stuff where it's like, oh, I wonder what that's because we didn't have the technology readily available. But I'm saying that people didn't care. What is it? What are you saying? I'm just saying, you know, I there we didn't have the ability in mass to send out like DNA kits and have people send in their DNA to trade. Like this wasn't that's what you say. But but but he's not. You think you're not because people cared. I get 300 years ago, people cared where they came from. People care about their lineage, for sure. But at the same time, but not until 11 years. But at the same time, I don't think anybody was yet actively, you know, seeking it out. And now, yes, it's because we have the methods to do it better. But I don't know. I believe in like 1400, if people could like cut themselves out, how do you how do they do it? The blood where we go? Swab. OK. If you could swab your mouth and send it to a lab to figure out where you're from. I believe people would have done that. That's true. I think that as well. All right. Well, I don't know. I need to stand back. I'll stand back. People didn't really you know what's crazy is I feel like people didn't really care about the NBA till I was like 12. You know, like, you know, what's really weird is like the NFL is like such a big deal in American culture. But like, you really think about it. It really wasn't that big of a deal until like technology. Yes. High. I would say like junior high is what technology. They didn't care about like boobs. So like puberty around then, like for me. It's it's unlocked more curiosity for people, I think, as opposed to before, where they just kind of went about their lives. And it was it was kind of nothing. No, not saying that you can't care about your lineage or anything like that. But I don't think people cared about it anywhere near as much. I don't want to. I don't think I want to find out. Hmm. That's how my parents are too. I don't think I. Are you worried? This is exactly. No, I'm not really. I'm not really worried. I just. Uh. I think it's I think it's better to have it be a mystery. What? I think it's better to just kind of. To believe in the seed. Yeah. OK. It's bad. I mean, I know I know going back like four generations and that's good enough. Just hopping there. Yeah, I don't I don't. Honestly, that's not that's not the worst. But I think people have cared, Connor. You just said you don't want to know what you were like, you know, before four generations ago. Yeah. TJ just came in and said, yeah, his parents are the same way. Yeah. Like that's exactly what I just said. What? That nobody really cares. They didn't want to know. You said we were two people, Connor. You're saying nobody. I'm pointing to two mountains of evidence that like the whole reason I said, I don't think I care is because I feel like I'm unique in that regard. I feel like most people do care. OK. Let's get a poll in the chat. Poll the polls just do you care? Yes, people don't care about their ancestors. Crazy. People didn't care about their ancestry till like a couple of years ago. It's crazy. Anyway, I do. And this is a little bit too introspective, I guess, for a Friday show. What? It is very interesting to follow. Like if one person in your lineage dies like prematurely before they could have the next kid or the next like it's crazy, the line it takes to get to you when you think about it. Wow. That that. Did you just smoke weed before the show? What you saying? Like you want the amount of events that had to happen to lead to your birth is unquantifiable and it's pretty wild. And it all leads to you just sitting at home like jacking off and like like ordering like two large pizzas for yourself and jacking off and playing video games. Yeah, like so much like all the all the the stars had to align for you to be here. Jacking off. Just kind of like that's what most of us do with our lives. Yeah, right. That was a that's a good Friday thought. I think I think what I meant grateful. Yeah. I think I want to I think of my parents. I think of someone in my if like my grandfather sat me down and told me the history of my family, I would be very interested in it. What I mean is I don't think I want to like swab my mouth and send it to a lab. OK, I don't think I want that. But if I could if I could have like a family history passed down to me, I would be very interested in that. My family, no one in my family knew how to read or write until my grandfather. What? Yeah. So there's no evidence. Yeah. Wow. That are you lying? Yes. OK, great. Awesome. I was I was sure I'm lying. Chevy draft season is here, which means everyone suddenly thinks they're GM, which is when you realize some picks just make sense, like having a Chevy Silverado. Silverado has the power to haul pretty much everything. Gear, grills, tailgate setups. So whether you're driving to a draft party, a road game or towing a boat to the lake, you need a truck with strength, reliability and the drive to go the distance, the same DNA you'll find in a Chevy Silverado as capable and dependable as your top tier draft pick. Silverado shows up and gets the job done. It won't flinch when the pressure is on and doesn't take place off. When it comes to trucks, make Chevy Silverado your number one overall pick. Check out the current offers and build your own Chevy Silverado at Chevy.com. So yeah, masters are going on. Brandon is there. Brandon will be back on Monday. I'm off next week. I'm going on vacation. So Brandon will be back Monday, give you the full masters recap. He has boots on the ground. He's there today as well. He was there yesterday and today's Bradley Martin. And then I believe he comes back, which I and then and then his sister takes his tickets tomorrow. And she was telling me that that's the way he wants it, that Brandon gets first crack at the tickets and he wants, he would rather have Thursday, Friday than Saturday, Sunday. Is that the right decision? Do you think? Do you think that's the right decision, Hannah? Do you think if you're going to a golf tournament, going on the championship, do you would you rather go like for the opening rounds or would you rather go for the Saturday, Sunday when the stakes are at their highest? I would probably do high stakes. That's what I would think too. Yeah. I'm shocked by that actually to my core. Yeah. How do you guys have different opinions? He says that he likes to be there for the beginning parts because it's not great to watch. Like it's very hard. The sight lines and everything. You can't really get a full sense of the action. But at least if you go on Thursday, Friday, then you can make it back to your TV and watch the brilliant coverage. Yeah. On Sunday. Yeah. Which is a fair, that's a fair argument. Thursday, Thursday, Friday, there are more golfers to follow because you don't know the ones necessarily you need to be locking it on. It's the field is still open by the time the weekend gets here. It's kind of, we're honing in on just these guys. And if you're not following those guys, then you're not really following the tournament at all. But then everybody else there is probably following those guys and it's just massive crowds. So maybe he's on to something. Also, I think you take the approach that it's almost a state fair like event on Thursday, Friday, where you use, there's no high stakes around. I'm just going to walk the course. Yeah. I'm just going to find everything that's out there. And if I miss some action, I miss some action. I'm going to deal. And then you get to see everything. Right. All the important shots. Right. State fair. What's your what's your favorite sport to go see in person? Oh, I think right now it's I've been I've been liking hockey a lot. And then just I loved I love drinking so much. So I like watching drinking. Yes. Is that a sport? Yep. So I love doing that and watching hockey. And that's been my favorite. It will be baseball very soon. And I mean, but like if alcohol was it involved? So you like bears. So as I asked you that question, you were thinking. Drinking. Where can I drink? Yes. OK. Because you're I mean, when you're in the environment, it just makes you like sports more. Yeah. Now, when you say drinking, are you picturing yourself binge drinking at the sporting events? Is it like I want to go to a football game and just hammer beers? Or is it like I want to get the, you know, I want to go to a baseball game, have the sun on my face, have a cold beer in my hand. You know, I'll nurse the beer. But everything about that feeling is just the right mix. See, that's a great question. It depends on the game for me. And I think that there are different levels to this. And it's like if the game doesn't really matter that much, like not as high of stakes, getting plastered is so fine. I'd be like, that's so fine. But it's like if the game's just like if it's important or a rival or something, then I'll be like, OK, we're going to casually casually do this. But I think it's it's enhancing the game for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. But I feel like a lot of people rivalry games is when they want to get the most plastered. Is that kind of you're the you're the expert on getting plastered that basically I don't know. You've like solved. You've solved all of your fan experiences. Yes. Yeah. Never ever get drunk for a rivalry game. You don't get drunk for the rivalry. I'll have tops one beer. Wine. Yes. Wow. I don't want to take the edge off though. No, I love the edge. Oh my God. You're you're on one today. I like it. No, the edges is what makes it fun. The tension. Don't stop. Stop. Yeah. Yeah. Hunter loves it. This is everybody calls me a freak and it's like this is this is the type of stuff. Like I just said something totally innocuous and the people around me turn it into a bigger thing than what I said. I think it's your tone and cadence. Maybe you sound like a freak. Perhaps. You see. Perhaps. You know what's great is getting drunk at a game where you have no stakes in it. So for me the Wrigley Field experience like perfect work. I can go see the Cubs play on Friday. I can cut out of work. I don't have to work. I can be lazy and just go get drunk in the sun against two watching a baseball game of two teams. I do not care about. Yeah, that's a good time. Yeah. It is a good time. Maybe throw a homerun parley together. Is it only beer, Hannah? You drink other would you drink like a glass of wine at a. I don't. Would you like a cocktail at a sporting event? I would. I would. You would. And I have. I've had they do those like espresso martinis at the United Center. Oh, really? Yeah, it's strange. And so when I see it, I'm like, yeah, I don't trust that those are ever good. They are not. Yeah, I feel like cocktails at a sporting event are going to be dog shit. No, it's just like a weird like because it was there. I was like, yeah. And then now I feel like I have to have one because it's like funny and I'm like this tastes like shit. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like Pavlov, I think more of a. It's exactly what he gave his dogs. That's the whole point. Yeah. Give his dogs. He was listening. You don't know what Pavlov is. It's giving dogs alcohol. Yeah. Um, but yeah, like a JMU app state, like I'm not going to get completely obliterated. I want to lock in biggest rivalry in sports and in. Yeah, college football. If you don't know it, if there's snowballs at our players. Oh, really? Yeah, that's not classy. Yeah, that's not classy. That was wild to see. And then we threw a bunch of snowballs at Troy this year. So. Oh, there you go. Hey, the gift that keeps on giving you got tagged. Now Troy is it. And they're going to throw snowballs. Yeah. Troy, Alabama. Domino effect. Troy. Yeah. I just picture you throwing snowballs at a guy named Troy. Fuck Troy. Is everybody just lying on the car? The cars I can get behind. Yeah. Me and my home. Fuck Troy. Can we acknowledge the elephant in the room, which is you shaved your mustache? I have no lips. People out. I have been a white man with no lips. I've been looking off in the distance for what it was. What does that mean? Who are the people? No lips. Where does that come from? What's the DJ? DJ Pope, I think I'm just going to use the show. I think that's a man. I'm going to just like look at my body and like figure it out part by part. I have the I have the foot of a Greek. I have the lips of what? What ethnicity? I feel like we're the people. That's got to be just one. You're like one degree away from becoming clavicular. Hyperanalyzing every aspect of your look. So I needed to shave and I was shaving this morning and I I'm about to go to the beach. So I thought I should expose as much of my face as I can to the sun because I'm a pale. I'm pale as fuck. Look that up. Who are the pale people? Oh, I'm pale as fuck, I think. And yeah, before I go to the beach, I wanted to I wanted to expose everything to the sun. So that was that was the thought process. OK. And it is alarming. I walked downstairs and my my daughter gave me a side like she kind of was like, I was going to ask that. Oh, my God, because that was your first experience. Yeah. That's going to get. I was going to be like, huh? Yeah. Yeah. That's going to get worse. The worst days of my childhood would be when my dad would shave. So I'm like, what the fuck are you? Well, that's very confusing. Yeah. What? Uh, as a woman, as a young woman who I think you you would be classified as now fully raised. I'm setting this up as a weird, weird way. But the job is the job is done. Your parents have raised you, right? Oh, is that a fair way of I would say so. But you're still young. So I wanted to ask you that, like raising raising a girl in modern times, what do you think will be my biggest challenges as someone who just kind of went through the being a girl growing up as a girl who just grew up? Yeah. As a reflecting on your career as a guy growing up and growing up. What? What do you think the biggest challenge will be for me? I don't know. I mean, I I love my dad. Like, I have such a good relationship with my dad and stuff. And like, I feel like as a kid, it was just like, I don't know. He was just really fun and just hanging out and like, he definitely made us tougher too. At the same time, but it was like not going as far as like, I'm not going to do girly stuff, but also not. OK, wait, I'm just rambling here. But like my dad would do girly things if we like begged him to. And it was funny. But but then he would also like have us play like, I don't know, like he would have you do like Tom Boy stuff. Yeah, like he was like, I like it was a mix. Like you would have him play dress up sometimes. But then he would be like, all right, if you're going to be my daughter, you got to you got to know how to throw a football. And I like it didn't work that well. It was fun. And I think like, yeah, doing both is awesome. When did you butt heads with your dad the most? Definitely high school. I had very strict parents growing up. And so like, like high school, I was I definitely feel like as soon as I started college, I was like, what the fuck? Because I literally had to put my phone in my parents like in the living room. I couldn't sleep with my phone in my room. Oh, really? So let your daughter do it. Let my daughter be on her phone or she'll be a little weird when she gets or else she'll turn out like you. Yeah. It'll be a little weird. I have notes. I have notes on myself. Mark, quick, quick parenting question. This is early. So I got a lot of time to think about a lot of ball left to be played. A lot of ball left. But you know, if you're not prepared, you're you can make an ass of yourself. Cell phone. Your early thoughts on the cell phone when it comes into play. This is why I'm asking you, Hannah, because we, you know, you and I aren't that different and I think I'm only a couple years older than you. But well, you're a fully grown. How old are you? I'm just in 25. Yeah. And I'm 28. So, you know, we're right there. But, you know, boy, times change quickly. The times change quickly. And when I think about raising my daughter, I think about how I was raised. And I think a lot of parents do that. You just default to like what you know and how you you think back on your experience. You're like, I want to, you know, these are the rules that I'm going to apply to my own child. But we were up in different times, like me and my daughter, you know, so like when I was growing up, cell phones were just kind of coming around. And my parents decided that there was really no need for me to have a cell phone until I was 16. And their rationale was once you get a car and you're driving around, if something were to happen, we want you to be able to contact us. So they were like, now you can have a phone because keep it in your car. I like, obviously that wasn't the rule I could carry wherever. But they were like, that makes sense to us now is that you're out somewhere. You need us to come pick you up. You need help. You're like, whatever. Just if you need an emergency, you can have a phone. So I think I want to do that with my daughter, but I also, I don't want her to be the 14 year old who's in her school that is the only person that doesn't have a phone, you know, and she's like the dork that just doesn't have a phone. So that's tough. That is tough. Because I, the way I think about it is like, there's just no need for like a 13 year old to have a cell phone. But if every other parent thinks a 13 year old should have a cell phone and my daughter is going to school and she's the, she's kind of the odd one out, I don't want her to get her ass kicked. By the Hannah Montoya's of the school. Yeah, I was just kicking ass. Just kicking every kid's ass. Kicking so much ass. Yeah. No, I mean, the phone stuff is really, is tough. Like I don't really know how you would do that as a parent. Like how to gauge it. But I think you're right. Just don't make her weird. Don't make her weird. Yeah. Don't let her be that far behind. You'll be fine. That's hard. It's really hard. But she also does have to be up to date on the TikTok trends. Sure. Right. How is she going to hear music? Or else she'll be outcasted. I feel like that is a thing where like if kids, oh, they don't get this new meme or like they don't get this new TikTok dance. Like, oh, sorry, we don't want to hang out with you. But are there, are there some kids that like, are there some kids that can rise above? Are there some kids that like that makes them cool? That'll be a test for your daughter. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. We'll have to find out later. But yeah, I'll report back in 15 years, I guess. Are you worried about maybe playing like Red Atkins in a truck? You're like, or you're driving her to school. She's like, yeah, my dad listens to oldies music. Like if you, you're worried about that phenomenon, maybe happening like your, your 90s country, her starting to classify it as my dad's oldies music. These are things I haven't really thought about. Okay. You both just peppering you. I will say that like I have, so she's nine months old. And I think there, there is a little premature spiking of the football that like I figured out parenting. And I do forget that like she's, she's going to be able to walk and talk and like things are going to, she's going to be able to form thoughts of her own. But right now I'm like, dude, we've kind of, we're kind of killing this. Nice. She pooped, she changed the diaper. She cries, she gave her a pacifier. It's pretty easy. You know, and I forget that like these are things I'm going to have to think about. It's like, dad, I want a cell phone and she's nine years old. And I'm like, fuck, I love my daughter, but what do I do? Yeah. No. Well, is this like, it doesn't feel like a puppy. Like when you have like a baby, like the beginning is just kind of, it feels very much like a puppy. I, in fact, all my instincts from raising my dog, I applied to my daughter. My daughter, we, we, uh, my wife and I love eating dark chocolate. That's like our little, I'm old. I'm very old. So we, we will oftentimes like have like some, some chocolate just like laying on like the coffee table or whatever, like a little bar dog. You eat a couple of bits and then you just kind of put the bar down, whatever. And my daughter yesterday was reaching for it and I instinctively said, you can't have that. That will kill you. Because she's a puppy. Because she's a dog. Yeah. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't. Don't, don't eat that. That'll kill you. Down. I was like, wait a second. No, it won't. That's hilarious. That won't kill you at all. Um, what frustrates you more, uh, people that make Hannah Montana references or the, the Montoya porphyvore thing? Oh my God. Which one is more annoying at this point in your life? At this point, honestly, the Montoya porphyvore has been like, it's been dwindling. That's, that's, that was very, that was a flash in the pan. That's disappeared. But, but Hannah Montana is back in the news for some reason. Why, why is a anniversary, right? 20 year anniversary. 20 year anniversary. 20 year anniversary. Also, anniversary special is dog shit. Whoa. Why do you feel that way? It's dog shit. Go ahead and get it. What? I didn't want to interrupt them. No, please do. You have a microphone. It was dog shit. They brought on Rando's. They, they had nobody from the original cast, except for her father. Didn't tell us anything new. Scripted questions from Alex Cooper. Dog shit. Rico. What was it? What, what actually was the event? They, they had a new episode? No, it was like an hour long special. There was a meet and greet with the, it was an Alex Cooper interview with Miley Cyrus. Yeah. But it was on the, not the original set. I think they recreated it, but, uh, the set of Hannah Montana, like their, their house and their living room. And then they, they were just asking questions about, yeah, the beginning of the show, recreating different scenes. They did a table read with Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus, but yeah, like Jason Orles absolutely should have been in the special. Wasn't there. That is crazy. And I wasn't Emily Osment also not. Not a part of the special. They might have beef though. I'm not, I'm not sure how, how good that relationship is, but no, it was like a long collar daddy. Yeah. They, they brought in a, they brought in chapel room. That was very strange. Right after, right after the controversy. Yeah. She had the whole thing. It was horrible time. How, how do the streets feel about Miley these days? She, she's beloved. She's like, not, I guess those are the two options. She kind of stays out of controversy. Or somewhere in between. She's kind of, she kind of stays out of, like her public presence isn't that big for how big of a star she is. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I think a lot of her star power has just been lasting from her. She had a, she had a phase where she was semi-controversial. Oh yeah. I think it was more so just like she went from Disney star to, like, I don't know, out there and just being like a 20 year old girl. Sure. And people were like, oh, here comes Britney Spears 2.0 and that didn't really happen. That's just materialized. Yeah. She's just, as it turns out, just kind of a normal. Yeah. Like the wrecking ball music video, I think was a big moment for people where they're like, oh, this is not Hannah Montana. Yeah. This is Miley Cyrus. I mean, like South Park did the episode like about her or whatever. South Park. Okay. You know what, Connor, if you don't want to go to South Park discussion, if you miss 25 years of culture, that's fine. No, no, no. Because even when I was talking on the car ride back from Indianapolis, I just assume whenever he makes a joke, I was singing that I don't get it. South Park. Yeah. Mark, I was talking about eating chili dog outside the tasty freeze and he goes, is that South Park? I swear to God, I swear to God, I was. Connor, you've never said that was South Park. Inside the tasty freeze. You never sucked on chili dogs. Sucking on chili dog. I'm looking up for this. Yeah, that's a Cartman song. That fucking guy, dude. That zany guy. Hand up. Yeah, that's not that's not South Park. No, not even a little bit. Hand up. That's, I saw it ticked off and it was like, you could have picked any other verb and like landed on sucking on is wild. Eating on, consuming. Chowing down. Chowing down. Yeah. No, not a lot of options. Sucking on. I think that's the wrong one. Yeah. Have you ever sucked on hot dog? It paints a very distinct picture. I will say like I. Like an animal. A very loony tunes way of eating a hot dog. I mean, maybe that's, maybe that's what actually happened. Maybe he's just reporting the facts. Maybe he's just like, yeah, Jack, Jack and Diane were in fact at the tasty freeze. It was wild. I wish they were eating the hot dog normally. I do. But I was there and what I saw. With my own two eyes was they were sucking on chili dogs. I have to tell someone this. Like I would say anything else, but they were sucking on. They were sucking on. Yeah. That's why it stood out so much. Cause like it's not really that, if they were just eating chili dogs at the tasty freeze, I wouldn't even remember that, but they were sucking on them and I can't get it out of my head. I can't stop thinking about it. It was so weird. You're on a first date. You go to the chili freeze or the tasty freeze. You order some chili dogs. He's a 10. Hannah, he's a 10. All right. And you get into his car, you're in high school. Take yourself back, right? You're a senior in high school. He picks you up in like his Mustang, his daddy's Mustang. It's a sick car. You've never been in a car like this. So true. He takes you to the tasty freeze. He buys you a hot dog and he says, you know what? Throw some chili on that thing. Oh, nice. Yeah. Cause I got the money. I'm going to throw some chili on that thing. And then he just like looks you in the eye and he's like, this has been awesome tonight. And everything else about him is perfect. He's a 10, but you just watch him suck on a chili dog. What do you do? I write, I have to write that down immediately. Like that needs to be televised. That needs to be told to the people. Do like a TikTok where it's like POV. You're the person sitting next to Jack and Diana on the first date. And it's just like. It's harsh inhaling going on. Icon pass. This is it. Sports fans with literally seconds on the clock. 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We have an organ in our body that does nothing. The appendix doesn't absolutely dick except it just explodes out of nowhere. Like an Orbeez or something. Yes. A gusher. Exactly like that. An Orbeez? Orbeez. An Orbeez. Oh, I think you said Arbeez. Just like an Arbeez man. Arbeez. They always just explode. We have the meats. Yeah. My high school teammate during a game was just like, kept grabbing his stomach. And like, everyone on the team, their initial reaction was like, is this guy really being a pussy about a tummy ache? Yeah. And it turns out his appendix almost burst. And we all felt like giant scumbags and- That can kill you? Or no? I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think it can kill you. If it ruptures and- That can kill you. That's serious business, but it's also like something that just happens to all of us. Yeah. Or does it? I don't think it happens to all of us, but it does pop up quite a bit. Now yeah. And the recovery. Should I just get my appendix out now? Uh-oh. Like a- Preventative. Like the guys that tear their UCLs or something, get it out of the way. Do you guys do that? I think some people try to blow their arms out early. Get Tommy John. Really? So you don't get it again. Wait, what? Can you not get Tommy John twice? I think it's less likely. And it's like a guarantee that you'll come back throwing harder. Yeah, sometimes. Because I think what they put in your arm is- Yeah. They give you a better arm. A little better. And it's less invasive these days. Less invasive. Less invasive? Yeah. What is it? Online? Ayo. That's a great show. Yeah, that's a great show. That was a- that's a Brandon joke that he made. We all just kind of stared at him. And he got really mad that we didn't erupt and laughter. He got really mad. It's a pretty famous moment on the show for everyone that's like watched every second of the show. Yeah. Brandon. Ebo was talking about a surgery and he's like, I think ACL surgeries are less invasive these days. And Brandon goes, what are they, online? And then it was just silence. Just dead silence. And we just stared at him. Did he not talk to you guys after? No, he was mad. Well, we also paraded half the office in here to see if they got the joke and nobody got it. One person, I think, it was Stephen Che. I think Stephen Che might have laughed. And that might have been one of the- Everybody else was like, everybody else was like, what? What are you saying? Should we run that back? Run what back? That joke. Should we just go get people right now? Get everybody in here and try it. Yeah. Maybe it was Brandon's delivery. Yeah. Speaking of Brandon, what is today, Mark, in Brandon's life? Oh, well today is a big day. And we celebrated this last year, I think, with Hannah as well. You weren't here for it. This is Brandon Walker's work aversary. This is a seven-year work of a three. So we got him a seven. Unfortunately, he's not here. He's not here. And we also got him cupcakes. We love cupcakes, so we got him cupcakes. Oh, and Connor got a candle, a seven candle. Wait, when you said we got him a seven, you were talking about the balloon, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a seven. What type of cupcakes are those? Strawberry? Does anybody want one? What's that? Is that a sparkler? What is that? Yeah, it's a sparkler. We gotta light that up. You gotta light that up. I think, yeah, we have to- It's kind of the only thing you can do with it. Yeah. Well, you can put it- You can put it somewhere. You can put it in a cupcake. And you can light it. You don't just have one on you? No. Brandon has been at Barstool Sports for seven years. Yeah, as of today. Wow. Incredible. So that means it's time for him to- I don't know. I don't know. I feel like I have to. I have to. Go ahead. I kind of blocked that one up, so stay with me. Okay. We should call him. We should call him and see if he wants to celebrate. We should call him. Yeah, we should call him. And if he doesn't pick up, he probably hates us. Seven years at Barstool, there it is. What are we doing? Graphic of Brandon Waller. That looks like all different people. It really does. Oh, that was crazy to hear Connor Griffin say that. Anyone have a lighter? How did he get a candle to not have a lighter? I sent- Have you ever seen the first Brandon Walker episode? What? His first ever show was he doing? He was doing- What was it called? I don't even think it was called Walked Line at that point. The Brandon Walker gambling show? How long we've been doing this show? We're coming up on three years. Three years? Two and a half. That's every now and then. And that dog's ass is mine. I am that dog. My name is Brandon Walker. And welcome to the first episode. TJ, can you pause really quick? What the- Nothing has changed. Nothing has changed. He wears the same shirt. His hair. His hair has changed. That's it. The backdrop is the same. He grew his hair out and he like actually pays someone to cut it for him. Or instead of him just buzzing in himself. That's what's changed. He made enough money to be able to get his hair cut by someone else. That's all that's changed. Welcome to the first episode of- What the fuck are we calling this show? Anybody? Bedding with Brandon or gambling with Shrek? I don't know. I don't know. Bedding with Brianna Tartt, whoever the hell that is. I am Brandon Walker. Welcome to the first episode of the Barstool Sports Gambling Show down here. It just means more in SEC country folks. We're gonna see. We're gonna see down here. He's not SEC Brandon. Where did- I will say his handle at this time was B-Walker SEC, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Been some crazy- It's been a crazy 24 hours. And yesterday- Look at the hearts pouring in. You watched me for another network, do another show. I have decided to leave that network and join Barstool Sports Barstool Gambling. Walk the line. I fucking love that name. Who came up with Walk the Line? Yes. Can I get Walk the Line for the win? Walk the line. Dave, print it. Print it Dave. So yesterday I was doing a show for somebody else. Oh this is boring as shit. Oh god. I see why Big Cat was desperate for me to save Brandon's crew. Don't say that. Connor just sat down, was handed matches, and then left the room with the matches. He said I'm gonna do this outside. Is that because he doesn't know how to use matches? He doesn't know how to use matches. He's going to find an adult that's like- Can do it for him? Can you please? Oh boy. You definitely do that. Oh this is- Here we go. Oh it's going to smell like sparkler in here now. Yay. There you go Brandon. Seven. Can't even tell it to seven. I can love you Brandon. Connor you're not going to be able to blow it out. You just gotta let it out. It's just got to get to the end. Connor do you not know how to light a match? Why are you- Connor it doesn't even look like- Why is it so diagonal? It's going to smell like sparklers in here now. One, two, seven. It is. Is that your first time with a spark? Oh. It's backwards. Yeah. Maybe away from the fire alarm. Why don't you get a candle? Nice. There's the smell. And now it smells like sparklers. This smells like 4th of July. Connor. Sucking on Chili Dog. Yeah. Connor. He just is disappearing left and right. It smells. I said why didn't you get a candle? And he said I wanted a seven. You know what they should do is make candles in the shapes of numbers. Wouldn't that be- It's crazy how they have every number except for seven. Wouldn't that be a great idea? Do you not know how to light matches? But I wanted to have it to be a big surprise. I can reveal it. Also one second. Wait. I had a surprise. That was- I don't- It was a great surprise, Connor. He knows how to use matches. That was a great surprise. He left to get a lighter. It would have been the same effect. I don't- What are the cupcakes for? Just to celebrate. Just for Brandon. For seven. Yeah. For Brandon, seven years. You're like very close with Brandon. I, yeah. It's off-putting if I'm being honest. Why? Because we have a handshake. Yeah. And you don't have one? No. I don't have a handshake with Brandon. And that makes you feel bad. Yeah, I think so. I think we're getting to the bottom of this. I just, I think it's a fake friendship. Why would you say that? I don't think you guys have anything in common. I don't think you actually talk about anything. I think that you shake hands. I think that you guys both get off on the idea that people are looking at your friendship and saying, that one, that doesn't make sense. They're an odd couple. You think we get off? I don't think you- I don't think you actually get off. You sick freak. That's something Connor would say. That freak. I think the depth of your friendship is a handshake. I think there's nothing else to it. I think you're a liar and a fraud. Interesting. And I don't agree with you at all. You want to know, do you want to know? You want me to unpack this? Yeah. Please do. I would say, I would say Brandon and I didn't speak or know each other. And then we did dog walk and everything changed that day. What happened on dog walk? Something magical, friendship, blossoming. We were ranking country songs. Yes. I literally think it was like, I think I could have, I don't know, died in front of him and nothing. Like he would have felt nothing. You were doing the 90s country draft. Because that was the one that I helped Brandon with. He was sitting right there and he was like, I'm about to do a 90s country draft on the dog walk. Are you claiming it? Stop. I mean, he bounced a lot of stuff off me and I, and then I watched the episode and he basically just stole all my picks. Oh my God. But, you know. This is changing things. You know. So do you think we should be friends? I like where we're at. You don't want it to go. I think we started off on the wrong foot when the first time, the first time you and I ever talked to one another. Let's talk about it. The first time you and I ever talked to one another, you and Ella Griff walked up to me and said, would you do a TikTok with me? And I thought, yeah, you know, these are, at this point you had been here for like a couple months maybe. And I was like, yeah, I should probably at some point talk to these girls. I should probably just not ignore my coworkers. I'll help them out. Thank you. I'll do a TikTok with them. And you made me look like a buffoon. Like a real boob. I was just, I was made to look foolish. And I didn't like it. We stabbed you in the back. Hard. And then when I put it on my story, it cropped out the end. So even making you feel bad, it didn't even get posted on Instagram. Yeah, that's exactly. You posted the video and you didn't even use my take. I'm very sorry about that. I brought, I brought. So you just did it for, you just did it for kicks. You just did it. How horrible. Yeah. Yes. Okay. For more context, guys, it was a trend on TikTok of, it was a give me your money trend. So you do like this like Italian, like heavy accent and do like, give me your money and everybody claps. And then someone else goes and everybody claps. And then the last person goes and it's vulnerable. And then you do, you give them silence. You give them silence. And that's the video because it's vulnerable and silly. But holy shit, that felt so bad. So bad. I brought in cupcakes the next day. Yeah. Me in particular, you felt bad about? I felt. Or everyone you did. I will, I'll be honest. You are scary. I'm scary. I was, I was afraid to talk to you. I'll say it. Why am I scary? You're big. It's a little freaky. I don't know. Tall man. Tall man, tall man, freaky. Yeah. I was afraid of you and Brandon, but more afraid of Brandon. So I didn't do it to Brandon, but less of you. Brandon, Brandon is, is louder. So you're scared of him for that reason, I think. I went, what I'm not doing shows, I just kind of sit here. And keep to myself. And does that come across as scary? Like I, maybe I think I build like a little bubble. And I just kind of sit here. And that bubble. Yeah. Well, I think also your reputation at sweet green is intimidating. Your status. I've got status. Yeah, the status that you have. It is true. It's got to wait. The handful of times that we both order a salad, you get a green bag and I get a black bag. Yeah. And you, that has to make you feel bad. Yeah. And then you may, if it doesn't make me feel bad, you make sure that it does. And then say, look at your bag. Look at your bag. It's green. It's not black. And I'm like, yep, I know. I know Titus. Can I, can I, can I admit something? I don't know what, I don't know what the status means. I don't, yeah, I don't get any perks. I don't think. At all? I don't know. I don't know. I just order, I order the, yeah. I, I, I have become, Brandon is big, big customer. Yes. From Chick-fil-A. Yeah. But I've actually become big customer to, to the salad place. Yeah. And I didn't, I don't know how it happened. I don't know what it means. I, I like, they still charge me for all the shit. Like, I don't get. That's crazy. Does it make you. So I don't know. I don't, I'm sure there's like a benefit that I'm supposed to unlock. I don't know what it is. I haven't really looked into it, but yeah. Every time I get one, they're like, put it on the thing. Like, yeah. So as your main. I think it's called goat status. I don't know what the fuck it does. I thought you were joking. Like I thought, I thought it was another. I thought, I thought they were pranking me because I, the big customer thing with Brandon. Yeah. I was very confused by it. So insane. Um, tonight at 7pm central time, 7 0 7, I believe the, the Artemis 2 space capsule, the, the, uh, the crew is coming back. They're splashing down off the coast of California. And I have been desperate to find, not that desperate, because I've only just asked people who are sitting in that chair. Okay. Um, but I've been semi desperate to find people at this company who give a shit. Hannah Montoya, have I found someone who gives a shit? I will unfortunately say not really. I think it's awesome. Like so cool, but it's one of those things like new music. Like it'll be, it'll come upon my desk when it, when it will. Like my algorithm will bring me Artemis when I need to find it. When you need Artemis. But I haven't sought out. So when, when do you think that will happen? When do you think is it? When I'm ready. But hold on. When you're, hold on. So you have to get ready to have something that you have no control over happen to you. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It'll find me. I mean, I've, I watched a video of a astronaut eating toast with honey the other day. That was on my, So is this, is this the problem that the astronauts aren't putting out good enough content? That they're eating toast? Yeah. If they're doing like thirst traps up there, then I'll see it. But other than that, yeah, no, no, I, I did see, they went to the other side of the moon and found it to the crater and then named it Carol. They named the car, yeah. After a game you grabbed. What? Really? Hmm? Damn, you guys keep getting good things. Yeah. They're going 5,500 miles an hour right now. Are you sure? Think about that. Evo, Evo, are you, are you. Conceptualize that for a second. Evo, I, I, that's all I've done since the beginning. Conceptualize 5,000 miles an hour. That's what I'm so fascinated by people that don't care about this. That's like if, if you got into a car and then went 5,000 miles. That's right. That's exactly. Just like. We, we need Nikki Smokes to make a. I got his updates by the way. Oh, you have them? Yeah. Before that. Not to derail the space talk, but I do have those. Sorry. When, when I went. Sorry, Mark. When I went to go ask for a lighter from somebody, Smokes just said no, but I got that big thing on me. No fucking way. What does that mean? That was just completely unnecessary. No, but. I got that big thing on me. That's insane. Dang. He's talking about his penis. What are you talking about? A gun. Sure. One with a syringe. Yeah. A gun, I guess. Oh my God. Smokes has a gun. Oh God. Chat. I think he was talking about his genitalia. Probably. Probably. All right. Play the Smokes thing. We interrupt. But before you play it, I just, if you just tune in into the show, we were talking about how four, four human beings strapped themselves to a fucking bomb. That bomb exploded in such a way that it put them on a trajectory where they would orbit the earth, use the centripetal force of the orbit of the earth to slingshot themselves towards our moon, to then orbit the moon, so as to get a, the right read on where we will, in a couple years, send another spaceship to land on the moon to establish a base outside of planet earth, where human beings would then be able to conceivably send more human beings from that base into the solar system and beyond. And those four people, those four brave souls that embarked on this mission to have gone further than any human beings have ever gone, will tonight, hopefully, if everything goes according to plan, they will come back to earth, back to this place that every other human being, every human being in the history of human civilization has lived and died on this little small rock. They will come back home, they will tell us all about their experiences, and we will look back on this as like the first stepping stone to civilization beyond our world. We interrupt the discussion of that to show you Nikki smokes. We could talk about that, we could, we could talk about that more, but here's Nikki smokes. Fridays at our paydays is basically post-nut clarity, right? You're just laying there empty. You got nothing left. You have no money. You have no sense of purpose. You're just looking at yourself like, I'm fucked here. Like, why am I doing this to myself? Like, I don't make a lot of money. Why am I spending all my money? Now I gotta wait seven days, or now I gotta wait another 20 minutes to rub another one out. So the point is that your Fridays, where you don't get paid is basically your post-nut clarity, because you realize you're fucked. Wait another 20 minutes to rub. We gotta point out to Hannah. We tasked him. Yeah, yesterday, Nick and I, we gave him topics to make videos about. That was my assignment was, I wanted him to tie a Friday that isn't a payday with post-nut clarity. And he said it's, he said that. Yeah, he said that. And then Nick said, what was Nick's topic? Game show network. Yes, yes. And I forget what the other thing was. We'll find out. Football in college is a lot like the game show network. Like the price is always right. You're never gonna spend more than like 20 bucks on a night out at a college bar, because you either know the bartender, or they're charging you like one, two dollars for a beer. So you never have to worry about that. And my favorite part is you could catch 21 every girl there, young, smoking hot out of their parents crib. And when you're a sophomore in college, I'm pretty sure you're 21. If you're as dumb as I am, I think I was a sophomore in college at 21. If not, if you're younger, go up and bang girls at her 21. So yeah, that's how being a sophomore in college is, basically the game show network. Wow. That one, he seemed less convinced. I was not, I was not prepared for the catch story. It's pretty good. It's good. You had the last one? Yeah, give me one. And this one was, uh, I'll just play it. Just play it. Pussy is like pizza. Just put it in my mouth. And I'll say the cross for later. It's good. I really, really, really didn't want to start my day like this. Can we pause for a second? What the fuck is the crust? What is the crust? I don't know what he means by the crust. I don't know what he means. That's foul. What is the crust? I will say that's my favorite video that he's made. Just straight to the point. I feel assaulted. Just straight. Oh my God. I did not like that at all. Oh my God. Oh my God. Where do we go from here? Also, I thought it would end at put it in my mouth and then it got worse. Uh-huh. You were wrong. I will take responsibility for that. You're sobbing. I gave him that one. I used that as an example. I didn't think you'd actually make that video. Your eyes are watering. Do the video. Put it right in my mouth. And save the crust for later. What is save the crust for later, man? That's fucking disgusting. Oh my God. Well done, Smokes. What is crust, babe? Uh, where are we at? Back to Artemis. I'm trying to find something else to talk about. You want to talk about Diane Rossini? There is a Cam Newton clip about it. I haven't watched it yet. What? Yeah, let's watch this. I haven't watched it yet, so I don't know if it's going to happen. You're aware of the Diane Rossini micro variable story, I'm sure. Yes, great friends. Interlocking hands, yeah. That's typical friendship. Cam Newton has offered his thoughts and we will hear those thoughts now. This sight and sign up, I was not ready. And we're getting divorced at the end of the year. Right. Stop breaking news. Don't say that. It's hard. It's hard. We're going through it. Sorry, Kev. He doesn't even know who I am right now. We are not saying that Mike Rable is right and Diana Rossini is wrong. What I'm saying is, Vela, you are cooked if your lady publicly disrespects you. Cook, fry, saute, souffle, blackened, truffle, your chewed, spit out. Flat line. That's what you need to control. And delete yourself out of that situation. The AJ Brown situation been getting covered way before AJ Brown was in Doggo, Philadelphia. You been getting some insider. It's been some insider trading going on and they just talking about information. I'm talking about Oregon. You might be really getting inside school. Come on, man. Get this information. And all of a sudden, they get some of the pictures. They look closed, a little hand-holding. There ain't no cell phone footage. That's an eye in the sky. That's some shirt like home. Got them. Is this the patriot way, ladies and gentlemen? The owner, the player, and the coach, Robert Crash. She got his pass in the Paula's now. Ice cream, Paulie. Who's that? Step on, get Super Bowl. I'm gonna have my main thing, my side thing, and my head thing. All at the game. And now, Vrable. Watch this. Magic Mike and dirty Diana. I don't shoot a lot of women here in my day. The only time I interlock, we interlock. We lock. Come on. That type of posture right there. Come on. And the pool posture. Come on. You know what I'm saying? Man, I can't wait for these chicken tenders to hit these case of delas. I ain't condoning nothing. This is the type of foul play that you got going on. I wouldn't call it foul play. I'll call it cold play. Oh my god. They're doing heat checks now. Like they're filling themselves. Like they've seen. Sown up from half. Yeah. Like, he, Cam's hit like eight threes in a row. The prop comedy. Like, fuck it. Yeah. Hey, you interlocking. You are crazy. You making noises? That was good. Inside her trading? I'm just trying to imagine just listening to an hour straight of that. I don't, an hour straight. I couldn't do an hour straight, but I love every single clip we watch. The editors need a raise. Yeah. That's what, like, every time we watch those brands, like, I love Cam Newton so much. I'm like, honestly, I think, to me, Cam Newton is the third funniest guy involved in that operation. The funniest is the guy who clips the videos and puts the sound effects. The sidekick to me is the second funniest, which, because he just, he says one thing every 30 seconds. It's just like the perfect thing. Every interjection is just, like, why? Also, we don't really need him. And that makes it funnier. He's just there. Like, it's a surprise. He just pops up. That was beautiful. Oh, man. I want to tell the people all about Sport Clips. This is our MVP segment. The MVP segment is presented by Sport Clips. If you've ever stepped onto a baseball field, you know that smell. Fresh spring grass, leather gloves, the whole ballpark vibe. 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Because Max D'Alente got his ass kicked by T-Bob in a match that he could have won and just won the whole damn thing straight up. My MVP is me. My MVP is me. I'm giving myself MVP. I went 3-0 in this damn thing, and we somehow lost the event. I went up against Chef Donnie three times. Chef Donnie has, he said this to me off air, and then he denied it on air. Chef Donnie grew up with three country club memberships in a dime. Oh my god. Three country club memberships. He was going to every, that's all he did. He went to country clubs and was eating cake. That was his entire upbringing in a dime in Minnesota. He had every advantage in the world given to him. He had golf lessons. He had the whole nine yards. I guess golf course probably more than nine yards. I did not. I'm not a golfer. I didn't grow up golfing. My parents, we just simply could not afford it. We couldn't afford golf. So this is the first time I ever had a putter in my hand was in this event. And I'm going up against Chef Donnie, a David Goliath situation. I went up against him day one. I beat him. We don't even get to the 18th hole. I go up against him day two. Beat him again. We don't even get to the 18th hole. It's a blowout. Last night, mono-e-mono, me versus Chef Donnie, and a must-win spot. I once again dominate Chef Donnie and I win. We go 3-0. I felt like I did enough for my team to win. And in the end, it wasn't enough. So I'm giving myself MVP in a losing effort, which doesn't happen often. But Jerry West won MVP in the NBA finals, I believe, won here. Happens in Super Bowl once. Super Bowl some one time, yeah. And this is a rare occasion where the MVP is on the losing team. Chuck Howley. You and Chuck Howley. Me and Chuck Howley have that in common. If I ever meet him, we have something to talk about. That's what we are. We were both MVPs in a losing effort. That everyone voted on. Everybody got a vote. Oh. We tabulated the vote. And I have been named MVP in the world of sports. That's fantastic. Congrats, you bill. I'm happy for you. Yeah. I do love Max. I love that. So I came up with the idea for the tiebreaker on the YAC yesterday, because Big Cat and Hank were talking about what we should do. Should we make me and Donnie play another 18 holes, which in retrospect, that should have been the tiebreaker, because my team would have won. Should we have Hank versus Big Cat? Big Cat didn't want to do that. And then I had the idea, like let's do a sudden death or a soccer shootout hole in one type thing. And when I came up with that idea, that was the moment I had in mind. I just wish it was for my team. But Max hitting that shot and then losing his mind. This is this. Last guy to go on our team, by the way. Yeah. This is the moment you have in mind. He just pitted up. He picks up the side. What does he do to that? Sets that down. I love Max. And he picks up something else, that. He picks up a rock and throws it at me almost. Like I'm kind of, I'm walking over that way. Yeah, I was right. I had to duck out of the way. I own this. I love Max so much. And what I love about this is that moments earlier, again, it was him versus T-Bob. And Max could have clinched by beating T-Bob in a head to head matchup. And we wouldn't have had to go to overtime. And T-Bob just ho hum, took care of Max to send it to OT. And then Max gets to hit the shot and just go, this is my course. I dominated it. That's the joy of sports. All the name one we'll remember is the last shot. That's true, honestly. Mini golf, man. It just hits every year. It does. And I never fucking play. Yeah, I do. It's so kind of hot. Why didn't you play? I don't understand. Why didn't you play? Stop it. Something bad happened. What happened? Something really bad? Something really bad? Afarious? You got voted off? You, Tate and Lucas had a twist? It was out of, yeah, it was a massive twist, completely out of my control. I just lost a game putting. Something I couldn't control at all. It was fucked up. Fuck Tate, fuck Lucas. They have so many twists. I didn't think there would be putting involved in all the simplification of the putt putt. There really wasn't. There really was no putting. Who was it? Rudy didn't putt until three hours into the stream. Yeah. Yeah. It was the only time I did. Like it was that. And then I was like, fuck. You were good at everything else except the putt. Which was nothing else. Like it was literally just like vibes. And then Blutman and I were trying to surviving it. Like the whole time we were just sitting there like, OK, we're going to fucking vote off this person. Like nothing matters. So we were going to last because we had an alliance. Me, Jerry, Blutman. The big three. They survived and you didn't. No. Well, they did because they were on the team. Yeah. It ended up being me, Spider, Smokes, and Blutman for the last competing for the last two spots. And then, yeah, lost. It's tough. Yeah. Yeah. It was terrible. I wish I could play one year. Maybe next year. Maybe next year. Same. Yeah. Why aren't? Yeah. OK. TJ, question. Do you get upset that Lucas and Tate can get in there? Yeah, I would have voted that Lucas gave his money to the producers. Yeah. Lucas gets to keep his money. I think Hank gave his money. Hank is. Hank gave his money. Yeah. We each get like $100, which is cool. OK. Yeah, that's better than not. I decided I'm going to take the boys out for some beers next week. Wow. The most of sports producers, Cody, Connor. What about me, Jason? What about the guy that went 3-0? Listen, if you're around, if you're not. Where's my house? If you're not still in Miami. Oh, next week is when you go to Icy. Yeah. You said Chaps went on to feed a two. I didn't realize that. Chaps was really good. Chaps was. Chaps was. Head to head. I thought you were the best. Dude, yeah, Chaps had me. I was down three at the turn, and then I came back, and I went up one on 16, and then kind of just crumbled. I didn't pay any attention. He was very good. I didn't pay any attention to Chaps day one. So when I saw, but I saw you and KB were appearing at one point. And you were playing really well. So when I saw Chaps was going up against you, I was like, no disrespect to Chaps. I was like, Evo's just kind of dialed in. I didn't play good yesterday. And then Chaps won. And then everybody was telling me that the people that were watching Chaps were like, he might be the best on the entire course. He's very good. Really? He was very good. He was practicing a lot too. Chaps is, yeah, I think he's a good. But also, Max was the best on the course, because Max. He owns it. It's his course. He owns the course. I will say I had a, I think doing this show has made me more comfortable in terms of dealing with anxiety in front of crowds and when there's pressure and stuff. So I don't think I had a lot of anxiety standing over putts. But my adrenaline was out the wazoo yesterday. As soon as the event ended, I crashed so hard and had a three hour throbbing headache. It sucked. Oh my god. It sucked. But there was like, I mean, there was. You were jacked. Yeah, like. It's not what you want to be when you're off. I was amped up, which was crazy. Having so much fun. Yeah. I was ready to wrestle, cave in or something. Spider and White Sox Dave were in hell going up against each other. Because we identified, the blue team identified quickly that yesterday started out not great for the blue team. And then the old team. And then we looked up after the dust was sort of settled on some of the middle matchups. And there were like four matchups left. And Spider was beating Dave's ass. So I rallied all the blue guys to come over, all the old guys, to just try to get in Spider's head and help Dave out a little bit. And it worked. But then it worked too well because then I think it got Dave's head. It was like Dave started feeling himself a little bit. Because like Dave was down like four holes. And he comes back to tie it. And Dave's like, oh my god. And then like you can feel the adrenaline. And then the pressure started to build for Dave. Because I think the part of the reason he came back was because he didn't really feel any pressure because he was getting his ass kicked. And when you're down like 20 points in a football game, you're like just a little carefree. Fuck it. I'll just throw it down there and see what happens. So he was doing that. But then all of a sudden the game's tied. And there's five seconds left. And Dave, and then the moment was big for him. And anyway, watching those two operate, I think they were both just in absolute hell. Because the entire office was just huddling around them every single shot for the last few holes. They were both like physically trembling over the ball. Yeah. Oh my god. I was trying to grab my boy, Spidey, and just give him some physical contact. So it wasn't just you. I think a lot of people were going, like Donny and I, it was pretty tense with the two of us. I decided I didn't want to talk that much shit to Donny. I just wanted to beat him straight up. But it actually made it like way more tense. By not talking? By not talking. Yeah. So you regret that? A little bit. I do feel like that was the most he hated me was when I wasn't talking. Because every noise that we made was amplified. That he would miss a putt and I would just go, you know? Oh my god. And that's the only noise I made in three holes. But did he do it back to me? Yeah. Did he not reach a breaking point? No, we had one moment where I was going to putt off of a tee. This was on the 15th hole or something like that. We're getting towards the end. And I'm up by one or two holes. And it's like, if I just win this one, I feel like I kind of ice it. And I'm going to putt and he walks behind me. But he walks kind of close. So then I was like, come on. He's like, just hit the fucking ball. You know what I mean? We kind of had that back and forth. So then, of course, when it's his turn to go, I just walk behind him a couple times. And then that was the tensest moment. That was all we were doing. That was the extent of our trash talk was just like walking behind each other. But it made it way more intense. That is intimate also. What would you want to say to him? We're going to kiss at some point, man. I think you guys might hate each other so much that that's what it turns into. It's going to rival it. I think when we kiss, it's going to have to be an accident. Like we trip into each other and our lips accidentally touch. And then your tongues accidentally also go into each other's mouths. And then we can't stop. And then we both go home and go our separate ways and we can't stop thinking about it. And your wife asked you how your day was? And you're like, fine. Oh, that's fine. Fine. Fine. Don't ask me no more questions. I yelled at Donnie. We got into it during Afterdark, where Tate separated us. Oh, really? This past the qualifying one? Yeah, no. I screamed at him and called him an asshole. So yeah. And then I said, don't talk to me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Yeah. Well, you might be friends after all, Hannah. We're not so different than that. Yeah, if you hate Donnie, then you might have to talk more about that. Compare some notes. I have devastating news to report. Love on the spectrum couple Abby and David split after five years together following disagreement over marriage. You watch Love on the Spectrum? Yes, I do. It is my favorite television show by a wide margin. And we just started the new season last night. I fucking love the show so much. I am actually heartbroken about this. As a guy who likes to believe he is above these sorts of things that I've aged out of this sort of thing, like why do I care about celebrity couples? Why do I care about this? I don't care about this. Two celebrities are dating and then they break up. Don't care. This one rocked me to my core. Yes. I hated this news. You know, it's love. It's the harsh reality of it all. And do you know what the reasoning is behind the split? No, do you know? She was ready for a ring and he was on a different page. Five years. Prioritized herself and her needs. I feel like that was a little hint to that in some of the season. I just started it as well. I'm not fully finished, but it's like. They were so perfect together. They were. Their Africa trip. The Africa trip was legendary. I thought that was end game. I thought that was it. But maybe it, but that's kind of her point is like, we've been on an Africa trip together. She's right. She's kind of right. She is. And that sucks. They're both great people and I know they'll be doing great things. Well, you got to hear both sides. What if David is like, listen, I love you just the same. Why do we have to get the government involved? Why do we have to get jewelry stores and the government involved in this? That's true. You know, like, do you think, do you think that me giving a large chunk of my salary to a jeweler and also having the government have me sign some documents? Do you think that's going to make me love you more? Wow. Like I said, I love you. I said, I love you a hundred out of a hundred. Do you think there's like another level we can unlock by me buying you a ring? And she says, yes, I do. Yes, that's exactly what I think. Yes, of course. Wow. Yeah. No, it was devastating. That was yesterday on like every news outlet. It was just my whole Twitter was, you know, and then TikTok too. I'm surprised it's not a Jack Mack video yet. Do you know who I love the most? Love on the spectrum? You know, my favorite person on that entire show is. And this is this is my wife watches this. I don't I haven't really talked about this with her. So this is going to be awkward. But I have a massive, massive crush on Connor's mom. What? Yeah. Connor's mom is so cool. She's so hot. Oh, she is the coolest. I just I there's something about Connor's mom I can't get enough of. Every time she's on screen, I pause it. I'm looking at her. She's got charisma. She's got like she's she's she's she's sexy. She is she's sexy in a way that like a woman of that age, you just wouldn't expect to be, you know? Honestly, fair. She's on one. That's a great. Wow. Wow. Conner's mom. You know, I'm talking about, too. And Connor. Yeah. I mean, hard to look away. Listen, we just did 12 hours of mini golf content where Nick was just doing the same thing. We just we don't have to rehash. OK, sorry, man. We don't have to rehash. I'm being I am being serious that there's a there's a guy. Yeah, I know him. Conner. I know. Very funny, very, very easy to like every time he's on screen. I'm like, here we go. I love this kid. I've been rooting for him and his mom is cool as hell. I just I just can't help but notice that you guys like immediately look towards me when you you talk about Conner's mom as if to say, hey, we're referencing this Conner's mom, but in reality, we're talking about your mom, Connor. Speaking in code. Yes. I didn't pick up on that. Yeah. What's what's the success rate of the show? Like how many were they the most successful couple these two? Well, people people have been people are married. Yeah, there are people married. It's probably the most successful. They were the the couple. Well, there are some I think that got married and then just kind of disappeared, which is, you know, they're they're the most successful. These were that they were the couple. They were the ones that like you felt like you're just going to get updates constantly. They're the ones that you as the viewer are the most invested in, if that makes sense. Gotcha. I would also go a little bit further. Abby's a star and like, yeah, I am familiar with her being like she was at the Hannah Montana. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's incredible, but she'll be fine. She'll be fine. They both do great like PR wise as well. So I love the show so much. It's so wholesome. It's so perfect. It's like I cry every episode. How can you not? It's just like, yeah, you see the parents and the siblings and how they interact. And like the whole thing is just perfect. It's whoever came up with the idea for that. I talked about it last year when when the show came out. I'll talk about it now. It's my favorite show. It's my favorite piece of media. I love love on the spectrum. It's the best and Logan knew he's new for the season. He is my favorite. He's awesome. He's incredible. His sister's incredible. Yes. The sister's like the coolest chick in the world. Like she the way they interact. It's like I could I could watch if that was the only television show I had to watch for the rest of my life. Like I'd be fine. I think I think I would be doing better. Yeah, I would be a better person probably. I really think so. Yeah, it's incredible. Hannah, this was great. You were so nervous. Why? Yeah, I was. I was so. Yeah, uncomfortable. I made everyone feel bad. I mean, we're nervous. I mean, we got to land this plane. Yeah, she doesn't do well. Oh, soccer. She doesn't. She does. How about you? No international football. Oh, my God. Don't do this. Don't do this. Being lucky, you should be. Meet the new lucky one sweet tea from Miss Peaches, the vodka drink that's positively doing good. Made with real tea and real vodka, non-carbonated to 100 calories. And here's the scoop. Their new sweet tea is the only vodka based sweet tea on the market. Simple ingredients in a smooth, full flavor that makes it taste just like the real sweet tea. 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Maybe the only compliment I'll give, but I can't imagine what it's like for someone to ask you for a lighter and your responses about your day. I don't know how that works. Not just someone, Hannah, a coworker and a place of business. Yeah, yeah, as well. Yeah. It's 30 in the morning. We have different jobs, sure. But you were not on air counter. No, no, we were just in the cage. Oh my God, no cameras. This was not for content. This was just a man looking for a lighter. A coworker was looking for a lighter. And Nikki Smoke said, I got that big piece. What did he say? I got it. He said, no, but I got that big thing. I got that big thing on me. Hannah, this was delightful. Thanks for having me. Thanks for thanks for doing this. I will I will be out all next week. So maybe you'll be back. Maybe maybe Brandon Walker will have you sitting this chair. Oh my God, I'm out all next week. I'm I'm going on vacation. I'll be back the following week. Brandon will be here though on Monday with plenty of masters discussion. The boys will be here, right? Yeah. Yeah. Mark, actually, I have something for you to remember me by. You want to take that? Oh, thanks, Connor. This is the this is the cork for the bottle of wine from our team dinner in Indianapolis. Yes. Oh, wow. Yeah. When the waitress opened the bottle, when we when Brandon and I take the boys out, it's the same routine every time when it's time to order drinks. They don't know what to do. Ebo does not all. I'm Ebo. I can. Yeah. You know, I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle of somewhere. Ebo doesn't like being grouped in with the the rest of the. With the uncultured swine. But they'll come around. They'll they'll ask for for drink orders. I don't want to be presumptive and order a bottle of wine because I don't know if everyone else wants wine. So I'll order a glass of wine. Then inevitably Cody and Connor who have no idea what they're doing and and the the the drink menu might as well be in Mandarin. They're just staring at it. They like I caught Connor holding it upside down. It's not. No, I which he doesn't know. So they will inevitably just be like, we'll just do whatever Titus is doing. Just whatever Mark just ordered. That's what we want. And then like there'll be a trickle down the rest of the table where everyone's ordering the same glass of wine. So then I go to the waiter and I'm like, let's just make it a bottle. You know, so we get the bottle of wine. They come out. They're pouring the bottle of wine. And then the waitress looks at me and she's like, kind of like, where do you want the bottle of wine kind of thing? And I was like, well, obviously put it by Connor. So she puts it by Connor, sets the cork down next to Connor and Connor picks up the cork and it like it is like it is like an alien looking at it. It is it's it's it's it's Ariel, the little mermaid looking at fucking a fork, you know, or she's just like, what is this? And he's just and he's like, what do I do with this? And then I told him you're supposed to suck on it. And I really think I could have gotten him. If the rest of the table hadn't left. Oh my God. I really feel like I told Connor you got to suck on the end where the where the wine was. I was like, that's that's the best part. You want to suck on that? And then I guess, Connor, you kept the cork. Who's to say I haven't been sucking it back at home? It is more faint. Yeah, it's less color than it was when like a pacifier. So you just been holding on to this, huh? Yeah, to give it to you. Thanks, man. You're going to be gone for a week, so we'll miss you. All right, let's do a grid and get out of here. Thank you, Hannah. Hey, thanks for having me, guys. Soccer grid. Fuck. Fuck. What's the middle? What's the middle middle? Top middle. That's League of One, which is of course, France. What are? Yeah, let's see if Connor can get middle right. Let's let Connor get middle right here. Liverpool. I hate I hate to do it. But that's Fernando Torres. Middle right is that's Fernando Torres. I've never seen that bottom left logo in my life. What is that? What is bottom left? Whatever you're ready, Hannah, just go ahead. Yeah, that's not that's not a thinner. That's not a team. It's been a boxy. Is that sporting? What's top left? Is that a Portuguese sporting CP? That's a I believe that's Ronaldo's boyhood. Well, would you just? Oh, well, then Ronaldo top left. Really great. Oh, Cristiano. Cristiano Ronaldo played for you. Ventus, didn't he? Didn't you have a? I thought so. Nice 91 percent. That was great of us to do. League wanted is Griezmann. Did he play for Liverpool? Could have. Probably for me now. Liverpool and any French, any French Liverpool player. Boppe. You can do Griezmann in the middle. Virgil, you can do Griezmann. Do Griezmann. We got to go get salads in the middle. Have we decided are we doing are we doing the English one or the world one? We haven't decided. I think the English one is probably easier. Antoine Griezmann. Fuck, do the English one. Let's just do them both. I don't care. Could we have gotten this? But I feel like we need to lock in on one. Whoa. If we're ever going to get it. Oh, Salah. Oh, Ozil. Ozil played for Fibonacci. OK, that's good to know. He's on Arsenal. Ozil. OK. I'm not going to remember any of these guys. That sucks. What is top left? Bolt. That's not a real team. All right, that's the show. We'll be back on Monday. Thanks, Hannah. Thanks for having me guys. That's a bull's-done. Fun.