Jimmy Kimmel + Haley Joel Osment (Carolla Classics)

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Anyway, this half of the show brought to you by the way I heard it. The podcast, it's Mike Rose podcast, by the way, which we love. Edmond.com, cast your ledge, titanium strong. Tell you about that. So as you hear this, I'm getting ready to head over and do Kimmel Show. I was the lead guest, which means they couldn't find the good guest. He's the lead guest on the lead guest. And what happened? Oh, you said as you hear this. Oh, not as you hear this. Yeah, I don't mean as you hear this. I say this. I'm getting ready to head over as you hear it. I hear this. He killed again. He killed again. I got a message late last night. You were bumped. And my, now, my reaction, because I'm a corolla is, oh, I don't have to do something. Fantastic. Canceled plans were like heroin. They really are. Like John Mulaney said, they really are. Like they, I don't know that it gets, it is like heroin and that it doesn't get you anywhere. It feels good. It feels good. Oh, no, I can nothing. Right. And sweet relief. I, uh, and then I, then, uh, my cogs said, oh, not bumped. By the way, bumped means I stay home. Kimmel's flown out to Letterman, sat in the green room in his dressing room and been told that night, no going on and flown back to New York. Not part of the green new deal, by the way, flying people out from one coast, having him sit and, uh, eat some presents. And some cheese and then go turn around and go back to LA. Not part of the green new deal. Helps some crude while you're back there. That's right. So, um, I, uh, sold us bumped and then I said, oh, bumped and then, uh, Mike said, not off the show just from the first slot. And then, uh, he said, uh, Lady Gaga is going to be the first guest. And, uh, also, that makes sense. It makes complete nuttersense. And I have been thinking about this, uh, I don't know why all the, uh, all the, uh, all the queen talk lately. It's just a lot of queen, a lot of queen and a lot of commercials, a lot of queen at the Oscars, a lot of queen, everything. And then, um, I keep hearing that stupid radio Gaga song and I keep thinking about the missed opportunity for Weird Al to do a lady Gaga. Wow. That, I mean, look, if he can do, uh, my ballona and the, uh, LaZonya, the LaZonya song, no, no, you know, you got radio, you got queen and you got Lady Gaga. Let's, let's do Lady Gaga. I mean, you know, look, you write the rest of the stuff. How would that go? I'm saying the master craftsman that put this master piece together, he could, the master piece together. He could go ahead and do that with Lady O'Gah-Gah. I don't know. Somewhere that rhymes with, you know, stars born to brand the Cooper or into the into the shadows or whatever it is. I'm not gonna tell weird how what to do. I'm just telling him next subject Lady O'Gah-Gah to Radio Gah-Gah. I've never said this before but since you have had such a problem with people remembering to bring their stiptic, I would like to volunteer to personally be your stiptic holder if Lady O'Gah is gonna be there. Well it's funny because- Whatever you do to help. Yeah. I said to Linda- I said to Natalia last night I said, I'm doing Kimmel tomorrow and she went, can I go? And she wants to go to go to Kimmel but not from- oh no. Not her dance. Oh, I don't know. And it's an issue. So- She's her mule from backstage. So I was like, I don't know. I like the idea. I like the experience part. I'm very much into the experience part of kids which is to say going and sitting in a classroom. I can't you know, there are three or four days out of my entire scholastic experience that I remember sitting in the classroom. I remember when- One was on the earthquake? Yeah. I know my memories of in the classroom is ray farting and then going out in the hall and me being moved by Mr. Bernal. I remember when a guy named Mike told Mr. Tompkins, I wish- I wish like I wish we could fight. Like he's the ninth writer said like, I wish it was okay to throw down with you. I'd like to kick your ass and Mr. Tompkins ran out the hall and yelled down the hall. That's my middle name at the- at the ninth writer. But that's about all I remember. I don't remember any specific lessons or any specific days. Scholastic achievements? Yeah, I suppose someone had an epileptic seizure or something you'd remember that day. You don't remember carrying a woman to the nurses office? Well, it was a standing ovation that I think got rid of that in my mind. Right. I definitely would have remembered it. If somebody said what took you so long, I would have went what do you mean? I was carrying a fat chick and they would have went well next time you got to move faster and then I went, God, screw you. Next time you carry the fat chick, I would have remembered that. But the standing o I don't I don't I blocked it out. Now going to Kimmel and going to the Long Beach Grand Prix and going to the Pebble Beach and going to the Oscars and these are things that will be seared in one's memory. So I will happily keep my kid out of school any day of the week. But I told Natalia, you know, your dad's the lead guest that I would exactly know. And by the way, whoever's coming up behind me, you don't you don't want to know that person. That person got kicked off a like survivor island like three seasons ago or something. You don't need that. And then I found out two hours later, Lady Gaga was coming on. Then I had to wrestle a little bit like, what do we do? So sorry to clarify, did you get bumped down the line of guest order? Okay, you're still in the show. I'm on after lady Gaga. You mentioned bumped and Kimmel. That's how what bumped means. That's why because Mike August can can only be confusing. Has used to work. Then it was bumped. But when you say bumped, you think off the show show in the first segment, especially with Kimmel because his long running joke was sorry, I had to bump madame right. Right. The email or the conversation you're in the second slide, not you've been bumped. I'll let you react to that. And then let me circle back and tell you what really happened. Now there's a real celebrity in slot number one. Right. So Natalia has got to reconcile that. Is there a is there a worry that you're spoiling Natalia with all these celebrities? She had Kim card. She has lady. She had one visit to bump another. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't come home from school because she threw up. It's school. She didn't know about it. And uh, you're gonna say today? I think we're gonna we're gonna let sleeping dogs lie because she was nauseous in a sleep when I left the house. But I cleared it with Lynette. I was like, you tell me and she's like, no, let her let her stay. She's got to be really sick. Yeah. Although she would recover. I'm assuming but then Rally is is Lynette's a bigger lady Gaga fan. Well, as long as I use that spot. Right. And I'll be in the headlines that a lady Gaga contracted meningitis. I was gonna say, I was actually gonna say like you're a good dad. You want to give your good experiences. That's very admirable. But you also hate narcissists and bringing a sick person around not just, you know, celebrities into perform, but you know, or other people. That's that don't do. Don't do that. Yeah. And I wouldn't if she was sick. I don't know what. I the kids who I don't I live in a world where everyone's sick and then nobody sick, depending on what's happening later that day. So everyone's too sick for school. But if they're going to trampoline world, they're very speedy recovery that afternoon. And so I'm not so sure what is it's not the adult version of I was nauseous and I threw up. That's you down for three days. This is something else. Yeah, she bounced back and trampoline world. That's what they do. They do that back. I want to thank everyone who's made it possible for the not Taco Bell material. Austin, Burbank, Denver, Dallas, Phoenix, Seattle, Washington DC all sold out. Nice. No thanks. And we shall put some more dates up on tug.com. And it's just kind of an interesting experiment. You make your little movie and it never gets formally. There was no shot it would get into a theater because it had to be bought by distributors sold at sundance or whatever. And even then it was a wrestling match to see if it ever went inside of a theater. Now you can put your movies in theater. So we'll we'll keep you posted. And we should do a hashtag that night. So everyone from all over the country who's at a screening can tweet their pictures and we can all go to the hashtag like, you know, NTBM, not Taco Bell material, whatever. Just so we can all see the pictures from everyone from their screenings. Well, I had the greatest moment, at least in a in a small feel good kind of way. I was on the website where I went to bed and I was like, Oh, no, how does that. The ticket sales going on over here and how many we're going to sell over there and how many we have left for Burbank. People want to come out blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, where is Minneapolis? Minneapolis was on there and it's gone. This was 10 o'clock last night. And I said, well, what happened to me? Wait, Minneapolis, are we sold like a hundred tickets at Minneapolis? It was also our first to clear the threshold. Yeah, it's like, what happened to Minneapolis? What happened to Minneapolis? And it was off the page and I don't read very well. So I scrolled down about five different times. I was like, no, it's not there. And then I woke up this morning and I opened the computer and somebody tweeted me, went to the Minneapolis show last night. It rocked. We all loved it. And I went, huh? And then I remember, oh, they got the job. One that was the 26. One was the day before that was Minneapolis. And I went from what the hell happened to. Oh, good. So we got that. Yes. We got some favorite tweets or liked tweets because I got the people been tweeting me stuff. Here's the tweets and light. He didn't reply because he cannot type. Here's the tweets and light. All right. Let's see. What do we got next, Pat? So this first tweet, it's from At. I got kids yo age and he tweeted a sticker that says, we need more heroes like this. And it's the back of a car window with a sticker that says driver carries no cash. She rescues dogs. I was thinking a message. I was thinking it's not a cab, by the way, the driver carries no cash. Yeah. Right. So it's also it's pretty antiquated. It's like got rescuers. Yeah. Like the driver carries no cash I don't know. Sitting in the Uber world we're living in doesn't really apply. It's like you know, getting what's cash. Right. Okay. Hero. And then I started drilling down like I'm trying to figure out when we kind of jump the shark. So I've said to you, everyone wants to be a hero. No one wants to climb into the octagon. Right. Or nobody wants to be engaged with another Soviet Megan have them have their missile lock on them. Like we all want to be seen that way. But then there's the actual action of being that way. The the doc that won the Academy Award was the free climber guy. We don't like to be that guy. Except for the part where we don't want to go up the devil's the devil's hamper with with no rope. So there's this we have to wait out. Yeah. So now we get the most bang for our buck by doing the least we've discovered a way to have both. We can be heroes by getting free dogs which which sort of night. The win win. The sad reality is no one thinks of you as a hero. You've just announced your hero. The problem of proclaiming you're a hero is if everybody proclaims their hero simultaneously. There are no heroes. If if you say now the award for most valuable player on the team and the entire team stands up and walks up to the podium. There really is no valuable most valuable player. But I started my whole so my whole youth there was something called the pound and when someone went to the pound they got a free dog and if somebody got a pound dog we sort of looked at him as I guess you didn't have the money to go the mall get a real dog. You just got the sloppy second. You got a CPO dog. Yes and I get I get all the the rescue part. I mean I get the part where the puppy mills and all and all that kind of stuff. But just when I was a kid if somebody had a purebred German shepherd or a lab or whatever it's like that family has their shit together they went to the mall and they got themselves a real dog. You guys went to the pound got yourself a free dog and that's what the pound was the pound in terms of dogs had a little bit of a negative connotation to it like you could only you guys like the Corolas couldn't have any dog because you would have you have to buy kibble and clean up poop and look after robbellies and try to the pound. But if we were good enough we would have been a pound dog family and it wouldn't be because we're heroes it's because we're zeroes and we wanted free when pay zero for a dog. So somewhere around this time where people who got free dogs from the pounds started announcing they were rescuers. They were like dog first responders. Who rescued who by the part of the that's if someone could figure out that date that's about the time we started jumping the shark. You know what may have precipitated this you know you my mother from your childhood our childhood. Wait can we say it at the same time. One two three pound puppies. Do you remember the toy? Yeah that was the wasn't your demo but yeah in the 80s or they're about there were pound puppies. It was very fashionable it was very good. It was adorable little stuffed dogs. I had at least one. I this one pound puppies. This must have shown up about the time I voted stickers came in because I don't think I voted stickers were around in the 50s and the 60s and 70s 80s. I don't think so. The I voted thing is a much the same thing which is first off it's kind of your job to vote as a citizen but secondly I wouldn't call it impressive it's just you did it. I don't know why you need to show up at the office and let everyone know that you voted. There's a pound puppy. Yes there they are. And there's so sad. Comes in a box. Just like adopt me. Rescue me. I don't know if I had did I have a few paragraphs on this in my book Max Bata and not pound puppy just in case I know Dawson talks to you. You have bought some pound puppies? I've no thought some pound puppies. I do sort of try to break down our society and try to figure out when people started doing the virtue signaling and when we started sort of jumping the shark that direction and I and I little things like nobody would ever call themselves a rescuer who just went got a free dog in the past but I also don't know how long I voted stickers have been around. Now I'm sure they've been around longer in California. It's probably true. Then Indiana because we like to virtue signal a little more than other states perhaps but I'm kind of curious when that started. Alright so this is in 50 years will all be chicks guys you can't hang out with one of them is guys who announced they quote rescue dogs. You didn't go into a burning warehouse or the roof of a flooded barn to get the dog you went to the pound because you're too cheap to go to the mall. You don't love dogs nearly as much as you love the idea of people thinking you're a hero. You ever notice people who buy their dogs rarely discuss how they got them versus these a holes who work the phrase she's a rescue into every effing conversation. What do you want? Spielberg to make a movie about you. I love to follow one of these douchebags around for a year with a clicker counter. Bouncer's used at the door of the club and find out how many times they utter the phrase quote she's a rescue. Over a over under would be 15,000. When I was a kid all of the sofas in my house were freebies we got from other people who were throwing them out. My mom never once referred to them as rescues. Powerful. Wow. It's a powerful. Finally given it to those rescuers. They've had a too good for too long. That was my mom. That was that was our version of a new sofa. Someone else's old sofa that we put a sheet on. That is the set. It's a sad thing. I think I key has probably done away with that. That move where you put a sheet over essentially a pulse there. Re-apulp there. You're so well with the sheet. I have a little info on the I voted stickers. Yeah. I'm curious. So you're right on the money. They apparently they first started making an appearance in 1982 but really picked up steam in 85 through 87. And are there state? Did they just go all national all at once? They said they started in I believe it started in Miami. And then it went to Phoenix and it became national pretty much in 87. I'm looking at. All right. So the people who go to the pounds and get dogs are good people. The people who then put stickers on their SUVs explaining they did that are bad people. Okay. It's a fine line. It's a fine line. You do a bunch of things that I don't need to know about and you can just go ahead and do that as a good person. Go get a dog. Go vote. Love your kids. Do whatever you got to do and just do it for you. Yeah. I don't need to know about it. Is that a fact? I prefer not to. All right. I try to wrestle on the I gave blood sticker. It's a little more committed than than than they vote. Well, you're probably saving a human life for at least you know, an emergency situation. But under under my logic, you still may not display that sticker. All right. What's the next one you got to max? Pat. All right. So this next one was tweeted to you. It's about a emotional support pit bull that mulled a five year old girl in Portland. There's a story that came out today. The mom is suing me. I mean, Mike Vicks backyard. Where could this be? Look, if that little kid hopped the fence and got into the gun on them, got into the backyard of this person in this crime riddled neighborhood, well, then that's an issue. So I need to know where it was. Was it Vicks? Was it the pit on Vicks property or was it just a backyard and South Central? Uh, this one is surprisingly neither. It's Portland International Airport. At an airport. Where does that? What's a dog doing in an airport? So, um, this was sent to you by Atlands Hardy and the article states that the mom is suing the airport Alaska air. Hold on private airport owned by Mike Vicks or a or a public airport. I'm going to drill down on this. This is a public airport. Yeah. Uh, first off, the piles of defecation and the diarrhea and everything I see in LAX or the kid get mulled by the pit. How could it go? Can it go any other way? No, this is the end. This is the this is the logical end point possible. You you have a dog. Of course, it can happen. The dog is being dragged around by someone who's presumably a little unstable. So maybe not the greatest sort of yardstick to measure the dog and how it reacts with people. I'm sure that person was like, well, the dog was only scared and trying to protect me. Yeah, yeah, all things you need to factor into the five year old and no faith. So you are you're very bad point of the point of entry. The part the part who gets to the side where the dog is the airport is a crazy middle-aged bitch. So that's no good. Then you just have sounds and lights and traffic and people and other dogs and people and noises and higher, you know, whatever. Yes. And it's going to end up with a lot of that. But go ahead. So the lawsuit is against the airport Alaska Airlines for allegedly allowing the owner she was to bring the dog into the gate waiting area where the attack happened when the dog wasn't a train service animal and wasn't properly confined. And they're also suing the owner so she didn't do it as well. All right. Into the air cannon. Into the air cannon. We got to test the metallurgy of the impeller and the propeller on that big Rolls-Royce jet engine that powers the 777 just fire it up, baby. Pink mist. And then we video the whole thing and we just pipe it in on every TV set. And every airport. And it might not be you, but it might be right. Well, you don't know. Yeah. We with this. This is what could happen if you don't have a legitimate use for your dog at the airport. If you're blind, don't worry about it. If I don't know. Service moves. If it's pulling your wheelchair or something like Ben hers. I'm like, fine, but it's just a comfort thing now. Now. Now. I obviously hope that little girl's okay, but I also hope this is the tipping point to where you know, these these, there's a crackdown. This has gotten out of hand. Yes. You know, put your pay for it, put your dog in a crate, or actually have a service dog. Take the train. Yeah. Yeah. And again, this presumes that people will do the right thing if you just sort of use your honor code. This is, hey, I can just leave a big plastic pumpkin filled with Reese's pieces in the front of my yard on Halloween because the wife and I are out of town. And I'll just put a little note limit yourself to one minute, your Hershey's bar per person. And then you come back and with within eight minutes, it's empty. And so when it's defecated into it. So sadly, that's where we're living. I do believe before there was airline travel, ironically, like this would have worked turn of the, you know, 19 1907, this would have worked. Like people had some decor. It wasn't a self-police. It wasn't a cage, cage match. Like it wasn't every person for themselves. It was just a sort of you don't do this because we're not the kind of people who do that. That was just wasn't done. We sort of self-governed back then now. It's also, it is the slippery slope of way too many rules. Flight for so much better in 1907. Yeah. It's going to stop. The slippery slope of rules is sort of the slippery slope of the IRS, which is you, if somebody said, look, we just take 25% at every dollar you make and there are no write offs and no dependencies. There's no anything. Everyone just gets 25% of every dollar you make. I'd be completely fine with that. But we want 45%, but there's a bunch of rules. So it forces you to start going, huh? Do I get around these rules? And the more rules are, the more ways societies trying to navigate around the rules, sadly. But it's also, I don't know. I often think about a sort of religious breakdown as well. As an atheist, I still wonder, like, I feel like religion used to keep more people in line a little bit. But maybe that's me. I don't know. I just feel like there's a decline of religion and a raising of every man for themselves. I mean, religion is sort of the opposite of every man for themselves, at least in theory, you're supposed to be looking at that guy. And we're in a kind of looting phase where we've broken into some stereo store and everyone's just running around grabbing stuff. And it's kind of like because we can. Well, think about it. How much crime is there in Utah? I imagine it's quite below the average. Utah is insane. Utah you walk into. And when you live in LA and you're used to seeing toilets dumped out by your workplace and graffiti everywhere, Utah is almost confusing. It looks. Did I die? It looks bizarre. Yeah, there is no, there's no, you don't, I mean, I'm in Salt Lake City. I don't know if there's a Southside of Utah and they're on the other side of the track. But I'm just saying that you don't see graffiti, you don't see garbage, you don't see all the shopping carts that have been had the wheels pulled off it and turned over and lit on fire. Like you just don't see all of what we see here. All right, is there one more? Oh, yeah. So someone just tweeted you this picture of a goat cheese and locks bagel. Oh my God. I got to say I find so many things wrong with this bagel. The bagel itself. The bagel itself. The bagel. That's an everything bagel girl. I know it's too much poppy seed for you. Everything bagels ain't nothing bagel. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like saying the everything ice cream like that. Everything ice cream is 15 flavors of ice cream, which is no flavor of bubblegum and chocolate. Yeah, it's it's not give me coffee or mint and chip or whatever, but don't give me everything. This bagel is you can't see the bagel itself because it's covered poppy seeds and caraway seeds and everything else. So the bagel itself is a disaster. The goat cheese is like, look, I don't like goat cheese, but if somebody tells me they enjoy goat cheese, I don't hold it against them. I politely explain. We'll never speak again, but I don't hold it against them. No, there, there's, there's, I max a pad of likes goat cheese and I was yelling at him and then he went, I like goat. And I was like, okay, my beef, pardon the pun with goat cheese is it tastes like goat and I don't like goat, but it max a pad of, you grow up on some insane island where people breathe through bamboo and I mean, when they're underwater, but that's a lot of the time. And you know, that's that's you. And if you want to eat goat, that's fine. And if you like goat cheese because you like goat, I'm going to, I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to, I'm going to grandfather you in. Go cheese four locks and he walked down the hall. All right, that's the end. That's your culture. That's fine. You eat shrimp tails and shrimp heads. You do things that only cats and garbage disposal still. And goats are onically. You are discerning as a garbage disposal and or a feral cat when it comes to what you consume. But you appreciate that because I'm not wasting anything. I do. I love it. You love it. You love it. Stone garbage disposal. Yes. Yes. And I'm a fan. I'm a fan. And so you're grandfathered in and that you like goat cheese. Yeah. Okay. This isn't so much that it's that you've replaced cream cheese. Oh yeah, that's the one. With goat cheese. On a bagel. Cream cheese is awesome on a bagel and cream cheese and locks and tomato and the smear and the whole nine yards. It's all the best. And now you have taken this and removed it. Not because we're out of cream cheese. You've decided to go another direction. So it's like yes. Pizza is great. Provolone is great. Provolone or whatever. What's the what's the cheese with doing pizza? Mom mozzarella mozzarella on the pizza. Whatever. That's all fine. But if you swap that out for goat cheese, now we have an issue. And the problem here is in that they're not assuming there is is not there assuming people like goat cheese. They're presupposing and correctly. People prefer goat cheese over cream cheese. You're right. Like goat cheese. I like goat cheese. I'd prefer it on a bagel over cream cheese. That's insane. The silent masses. Right. So we're out there. We're preferring exactly. I know there's an argument that if you're doing a beat salad and you want some goat cheese with your beats out, then that's an argument for goat cheese because I don't know of cream cheese would be good on a beat salad. But this is not that. This exists. People like it. Leave it alone. Stop reinventing things. And there's no doubt we can thank the San Francisco Bay for this because all the high pollutant people came out of there. And then they thought, you know what? All the things as you knew it, not good. We need to change it. And it did not work. You're Jew, Gina. How's that? You this is disgusting. It's an abomination and it goes against God. Fast. Thank you. Thank you. Jesus Christ. You ran torn and you'll never get tired. Keep sending him the tweets. All right. I want to give a little love to my friend, Mike Rowe, who we all just love. Looking for another great podcast. 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Go to Mike, go to Mike Rowe.com slash podcast today that is M-I-K-E-R-O-W-E. dot com slash podcast and check it out. Good guy. Yes. You know, it's really fun to do at the show. I've heard almost all of them. I love them. They're amazing. They're set up like mysteries. So he doesn't reveal who he's talking about until the very end. It's fun to try and figure it out before he gets there. It's it's really well written. Yeah, it's got a little um, thickened wooden. It's got a little Paul Harvey. Paul Harvey. Yes. Good day. Like he do these things and he'd talk about something and he'd lay it all out and he'd go and that man was John Denver and you'd go, oh no. My god, there's like you had no idea with all the different stuff he was talking about. All the travels and everything. It's kind of a fun kind of reverse engineering to do on a life. All right. Uh, hey Craig. 52 from Minnesota went to the screening last night. Craig? Yes. Thanks for taking my call. Thanks for going last night. Tell us all about it. Well, it was, uh, it was very good. Very enjoyable. Um, I had lots of laughs. It started off, uh, kind of slow and then the pace quickened and it was, uh, the theater was just lock us and laughing and, uh, I think everybody enjoyed it. It was, uh, anybody who's on the fence should definitely get a ticket. I thought it was just great. And then you get that theater experience too. Sometimes you sort of feed off the laughter of the others, but, um, I don't know, I can't say enough good things about it. I'm kind of a big fan. I've been listening for a number of years. I just thought it was great. Well, I, uh, thank you. I, you know, whenever you come up with something, you do something, you make a movie, a sitcom, a doc, even a doc, less or so a doc, but especially stand up special. Man, when you hear people go like, oh, check it out. I got a flight coming up. I'll, I'll watch it on my computer. I'm always going, oh, no, no, no, because there's like somebody's going to come by with a cart and offer you a moulson beer, like somewhere around minute 18 and it goes in the volume. Yes. And then it, uh, minute 41, the person at the window is going to need to go the bathroom. And you think it's, it's a thing. It's interesting. I've never really thought about this, but people think they can, um, they think they can multitask. How many times you talk to someone is like looking at their phone and you're like, hey, listen. And they're like, yeah, I know. I got it. And they're like, no, you don't, you don't have it. You think you have it, but you don't, you don't have it. It's literally a daily conversation with Christy and I, like, I'll tell her something to be on her phone. I'll try as well as I can. It comes off as fast and aggressive. I'm like, oh, wait. And she goes, I can do two things at once. I know you can, but I prefer a listen to me right now. I know. It's great living with people. We're all suggestions are taken as attacked. There's no nice way to say, go ahead. That's what you're doing. I think that's the same thing with the net, which is like, you look, you were texting when I walked into the room. I'm not holding it against you. I'm just saying, I'll wait till you're done. And then it's like, oh, it's like, okay. What? What are the alternatives? It isn't attacked. It's actually saying finish. And then I shall speak. I'll wait. So that's an attack. No, it's definitely a tag. I should learn my lesson. I mean, you're John Wayne Botan. He's basically with you. Are you somewhere? You're somewhere between Icturner and John Wayne Botan in terms of your approach to the relationship. Yeah. So, um, but when you do a stand-up special or whatever, having people in a theater and enjoying it together completely changes the experience. I just, whatever the drop-off is, if you decide to watch it at home on your computer. Now, look, if you want to buy it, watch it on your big screen and shut the lights and have a glass of wine and wait till Friday night. So, so be it. But the sort of check it out on your phone or your computer diminishes it quite a bit. Craig? Yes. Yeah. I'd like to add. I really like the forbath. When you got to the monitor and then started going through, I hope I'm not giving too much away by saying you went through some photographs. And, um, and that was fantastic in feeding off the bits from the photographs on the monitor. I thought was a unique thing that you'd probably do quite well. But it's more than just a stand-up one guy with a mic. And so I appreciated that. And I thought there was a lot of good new stuff or new takes on similar themes that you hear throughout your show. And then I thought there was plenty of, there was a little bit of inside jokes too for those of us that have been long-time listeners. So, um, but I don't want to discourage anybody who was sort of new to the show not to go. But you could tell there was a lot of fans there at the Minneapolis screening. It was, uh, there was a ton of laughs and people I felt they really enjoyed themselves. Well, thanks. And thanks for going, Craig. And we'll try to keep this going. And again, a few months ago, basically the Netflix guy just said, I watched 15 minutes and I'm not interested. So, this would be a nice comeback from, um, between, I mean, the come, it's the, it's the weirdest thing in the world. Thank you, Craig. I talked to my agent sort of the next day and he just kind of gave me a, yeah, I don't, I don't know. So it's like you spend eight years creating something. You go out, you hire a crew and a jib and everything. You, you film the whole thing and then you go whack the whole thing together and you're, you're, you're, you basically have 72 minutes of your life and you're very proud of it. And it's, it's years in the making and so on and so forth. And then you present it to Netflix and they go, and then you talk to your agent. Now to be fair to my agent, my agent goes off of the reaction of others. So if you, if you did the pilot for family guy and showed it an ABC past on it, then if you talked to Dix and he'd go, all right, well, that's no good. What's our next practice? He doesn't go, they didn't like it, but I like it. We need to do something. It's like his thing is like dead moving on. So we gave it to Netflix. The guy's like, I watch 15 minutes and then Dix and talk to him. And then I talk to Dix and like the next day. And he's like, well, anyway, moving on. And I was like, I don't want to move on that fast. This took a long time and a lot of effort and a lot of money and a lot of everything else to do. So maybe we shouldn't move on so fast. Well, and we can say at least two people who sat in a giant audience and watched this on the cruise. The people were, oh my god. I mean, obviously they were excited to be there anyway and see this in the making. But it not only was just hysterical, but it is so much fun to watch it with a crowd. Well, thanks. And to be fair, it's not like Dix and watched it. He just talked about it. And he talked to the Netflix guy who watched between four and seven minutes of it and said he was moving on. So let's let's be fair. All right. If you want, oh, if you went to the screening. So if you went last night, you can give us a call. Oh, I'll put the number up. 877-564-23-26. Or if you need your piano tune. And give us a call before. I think we're going to start at about four PM Eastern time and then let us know. And we'll talk about them. I'm very curious about. But it's also it's such a long road to go down. And it it's weird when it just goes away so quickly after after the road. So I'm going to try to enjoy it. You guys should too. We got each of your feelings. I'm excited about I'm almost I'm bumped by Ocean's 8. I watch Ocean's 8. Oh, you see the whole thing? Well, you know what happened. Oh, this is a two-way street here, Brian. Okay. The two-way street is we all have had the movie that was built up too much. And then we finally got around to seeing it. And then we left the theater or our dad and went, yeah, not as good as everyone made it out to be. That is a syndrome and it cannot be helped. It is like built up, built up, built up. Then you see it. The little letdown. That's how it works. Ocean's 8 was built down. First it was like, oh, it's a portion. Oh, it's so bad. What do we need girls doing this more? Boba Boba. Sandra Bulk is very likable. So is likable. And the way the oceans movies are made are made. It's a jingling keys over a crib and you're an infant. You know, say move along. So I ended up just watching it. And it's again, I just I like to sort of watch and see the cameos are and see why you got made and Boba, but there's a scene spoiler alert. At the very end, she went to the mausoleum where Danny, her brother was buried. George Clooney was buried. And she went to go basically make peace with him after the one last job or he would have been proud. I know it's always a weird thing. It's like, yeah, my brother would have been proud that I ripped off a bunch of stuff that wasn't mine. It's sold. It's just a walk. I'm sorry. Some guys running an OPEC nation like awesome. Yeah. Yeah. But all right. And she went there and she walked up to the mausoleum. And of course, I have to do what I do is I have to check the dates on everyone else who died at the mausoleum, including Danny Ocean, who I think was a 63 to 2018. I like when movies make people an age two, like, oh, he's that old. The picture and you can stop where she's pouring a martini and she's in front of the, well, you can sort of pull out MaxiPatter or pull in or pull out or whatever it is. We get we'll pull in. This is a lot of stillness. Danny Ocean's is above somebody named Helga and why are you? Yeah. That person was born in 1992 and did not see 2011 people. Jesus. That 18 year old Helga died in 2010. Yeah. Could have been 17 and three corners. I'm like, boy, this person didn't graduate high school. How about the person right next to him? That's the other person that was born in 1979 and died in no way. That's pretty young dead people here. That's pretty sad. And I'm just looking at it and I'm going morbid. It's a little like anyone who drives around Los Angeles and sees the bumper sticker on the back of the gardening truck that's honoring Hildago and it's like, Jesus, he was born in 89. He didn't die. No six. What? Like, he's like a weird, it's super depressing. The mobile memorials. The mobile, but when you see someone is born in 1929, died 2014. You go, okay, all right. I'm sure they have some great lines of mourns and whatever. You see someone who's born in the 90s and did get passed 2010. I'm just looking at it and Max Patel pull back and we'll show the whole thing at some point. Here's my thing. I'm going to tease it. You guys tell me. I'm sure they just did have sure they just found a mausoleum found a thing and they went, we just need to set dress one one plot one plot one one slab 128 inch by 20 inch slab of Carrera marble will put Danny Oceans name on it and will change the dates up. I would have also noticed a few of the dates around it and one this is going to this going to bump people or this seems a little off putting. I don't want to tell you this to me. So as long as we're making up fake things to graft on, yeah, make three more. Keep the kids out of it. The miners. So they're full. I don't know. What do you guys think? What do you guys tell me? I'll let you noodle on what happened. First I'll tell you about the Medmen 2019. Yes, Max Patel, I need the establishing shot. Yeah, we're pulling the scene now. Thank you. Because if we don't have this establishing shot, Max Patel, we don't really know. No one's saying we're at. Yeah, for everything. 2019 just started yet. The history's already been made. The new normal is here. Have you seen it? Finally, the moment when a product that once drove good people to the black market has been revealed as one that's now creating a global market. The, say, you used to inspire symbol of counter culture and long-lass. It's just culture. So the new normal has arrived and Medmen has put together a video that is spectacular. Very cool. Oh, you watched it. It's awesome. Yeah, I watched it yesterday. We have to now guess who the very famous director was who did that. Not you, Brian, you may get it. It's two minutes long. It's the new normal seeks to leave behind 80 years of unjust prohibition favor of a safer, happier world. And you can watch this video at Medmen.com that is Medmen.com. Yes, Max Patel, we always need the establishing thing. All right, you got. Yes. And everything all the time. She walks up the big wall of at the Mazzalim. She's going to pour herself a martini and toast Danny and just to a job. Well done, bro. Yeah, well, only three people got. All right. So there's Danny and his thing. But again, just below and just above him are the people never saw their 30th birthday. One guy is a teenager way easiest to see is the teenager. Oh, now it's pulling in on the teenager. It's as prominent, more prominent than martini. Right. All right. So some young chick named. He'll get the camera's moving. It's still in frame. Oh boy, still. It's weird, right? Someone who was born in 92 is dead, everybody. And I'm sure there's some heartbreaking story about Helga. What are the family noticed that this is in the movie? I would normally say yes, except for I now think no one notices anything at any time. That's my guess. I think no one noticed. So the movie was directed by Gary Ross, who's a good director, visual director, pleasantville, see best get he does this sort of. And that was a very good looking shot. That was like a jib shot. The shot down up above came around down below, finally focused on her. I think the lighting was where he wanted. I think every the blocking of it. I'm just where he wanted it. He didn't even care or notice. And if you know, it's he didn't care about the teenage victim and the more I would notice, but that's my job. All right, Gina, we're going to dismiss you. You're going to start making and being like they eat, eat our feelings, which I have no idea what she's whipped up, but I'm excited to consume it. Let's say, Haley Joel Osmond is here. He's 30. I mean, I look, he's been around since force, Gump, right? Yeah, he's four years old. He's still surprised that he's not over 30. He should be on a tombstone in that movie. Little forest. The movie is coming out with the Zac Efron. Lily Collins. Can I say this? It's a Ted Bunnie movie, right? Yeah, Brian, you tell me. I want to know. I watched a trailer. It looks good. I mean, I'm intrigued and everything like that. And Ted Bunnie was a good looking guy, but he wasn't jacked. Like he wasn't huge Jackman in Wolverine. Do we need the scene where Zac Efron's taking a shirt off and Ted Bunnie is basically a fitness model? What we need to do is Hollywood needs to do a little more of the itania model, which they did their best to get Margot Robbie's vision of all visions. See, it's a be the the tania hearting. Why notes and sacks writer that he needs to take a shirt off at some point, but could we just tell him to like exhale while we film him or something? Like he's jacked. And it's like I've seen a million pictures of Ted Bunnie who say nice looking guy who seems trim, but he doesn't actually in shape, but he doesn't seem like a middleweight Soviet boxer. Yeah, this is the this is like the punchline to the story you tell on stage where it's like Zac Efron takes a shirt off and everything. He does the Ted Bunnie story. Right. Actually did it in the Ted Bunnie story. I mean, my god. I get it. He looks he looks good with a shirt off, but Ted it wasn't like Ted Bunnie fitness expert and serial killer Ted Bunnie. Personal trainer and serial. It wasn't that it was just Ted Bunnie guy in a sweater. Yeah, he was a normal dude, right? I mean, for all of the normal dude, you know what I mean? Like he wasn't exceptional athlete from an understand. Yeah, it's kind of he's just a skinny guy. Okay, I'm just saying as long as we're making the movie Christian bail camp on 50 pounds. What I'm saying is, is are we portraying somebody who we're aware of exists and do we have photos of that? And if they serve is yes, whether it's Jim Morrison or Ted Bunnie, whoever whoever it is, you do your best to get as close as you possibly can to that. And if Ted wasn't featured in a Peloton campaign, then maybe Zac shouldn't be shredded for the role. Do you know Ted, was that featured in belt? I do not. Okay. Well, they're half to check that. All right. It's welcome. My dog today, and a guy came out of a office and said, you're going to be at the Peterson on the 10th. And I said, yes, I am. Can you do my piano? I'm going to be there. Walking the dog. How dare I'll be down there with my car. So the 10th Sunday, Dawson Sunday, the 10th. Come on out and see us. The shows sold out at night. Him will be there, but Leno will be there during the day and Danny Treon, and they will do the whole car thing during the day. And then I think there's a couple tickets left for up at EO though, I don't know. Willie Teal will be out there. As well. All right. Braia in Denver, going to be doing live stand up there as well. Adam Carlson prepared. And the digital download for not talking about materials, going to drop on this Tuesday, March 5th. I think that's right. Good chassis.com and iTunes. It's just pre-order. It would be nice. All right. Here's a picture of a Ted Bundy with a shirt off. Well, he's trim. Yeah, but he does not jolging arms. I know. I know. All right. Looks like a runner. Yeah. Running from the cops running after that. It's good. It's good not to be rotund when you have to skate facilities. A lot of times involves climbing out of windows and shimmering, shimming down drain pipes and things of that nature. Big dudes can't get away with that. Okay. We will take ourselves a quick break. And we'll be back with each feeling right after this. But now a real rotten rotten tomato's review of the Wizard of Oz. I sat cringing before MGM's Technicolor production of the Wizard of Oz, which displays no trace of imagination, good taste or ingenuity. That was a real rotten rotten tomato's review from Russell Maloney of the New Yorker of the Wizard of Oz, certified fresh at 98%. Now back to the Adam Corolla show. Does it say what year does it come from? Because if we, if it does, we should include that part. It'd be very curious. It feels like a contemporary review of, you know, from the day. Yeah, from the day. All right. Gina Grad, we have sampled her offerings and Oh, but did they like it? A lot. Oh, not stop me. Sugar and the grain. Then I friend Betty Hilton. Lose the weight she gained. Now she's cold. Healthy meals at night and ever since then her clothes on test tight. It's time for each of feelings. Do some healthy. Gina's recipe. That was by the way, the review was from 1939. Wow. Yep. Bizarre. Well, here's a palette cleanser. Chicken cacciatori was today's offering something I love and really believe doesn't need to be spooned over pasta. I think it's pretty hardy as it is. Yeah. Um, so this was easy. I mean, for me, for me now, Corolla, I cook all the time. I got a complicated recipes.com. You know, let me, let me rephrase that. Let me rephrase that. Oh, that was one of my pictures of it. It's, it's easy because it's all in one pot. I think that that's how I measure if it's easy or not. I can't do 18 different saucepanes going at once. I'm not wired that way. It's too hard. I don't like it when everything goes in one pot to me. I'm like, Oh, that was easy. But it's still, you know, the chopping and the in the schlepping and whatever. So these are chicken thighs, which I think, makes it a little more moist and flavorful. Just season them, salt pepper, serum, just so they're kind of crispy and then I got a side. I got a, I got a thigh. So I don't like to swim in. Linette made a lemon chicken the other Sunday night. Delish. Delish. Got the sort of half drumsticks. Don't be one upper like I said before. Half thighs. I am very thigh-oriented and not so much with the drumstick. Maybe it's the phallic. No, I don't, I don't, I like drumsticks when I was a kid, but as I got older, I like the thigh meat quite a bit more and the thigh often overlooked. Yeah. And so it's like 50, 50 thigh mix because that's what came in the pack. Right. So why does I discuss it with Linette? And so we had a bunch of kids like come over and we ate everything and everything was the lectable. And then the next night, I was like, I'm having that lemon chicken again and there was just drumsticks left. And I was like, Olga, what'd you do with those thighs? You're like, I gave them to the kids and I'm like, never kids like drumsticks and like sunny. What do you like? I like a drumstick. Oh, oh, yeah, we got that bucket bucket bucket of K if you chicken as a kid, go right over the drumsticks. That's for six. Right. Yeah. So the thighs, thigh, you know, flavorful. Yeah. So the great thing about the thigh, the thigh is sort of Vinny Torterich and his entire sort of Gestalt and world and everything distilled down to a chicken part, which is we all used to do the skinless brass. It's like, ah, it's so dry and blah, blah, blah, but I want to do the right thing. And the thigh is so much more flavorful in the skin and everything else. And now you can be good and enjoy your thigh. Absolutely. So after we sear these, we just set them aside. We know they're not cooked. Don't worry about it. They'll get cooked. Toss in the vegetables. I use spinach, yellow bell pepper because I take notes mushroom onion. Get that going with the with the seasonings. And then the holy Trinity crushed tomato, heavy whipping cream and a little bit of red wine. That makes for a really delectable sauce. Put the whole thing in it. Some red wine for the chicken, some for mama, some for mama. You put the whole thing in an oven safe, a big casserole dish. You bake it so the chicken skin gets nice and crispy and everything's nice and braised. And it's done. And I think people like it. And it's going to be featured on my new website. That's up. It's grain free comfort food dot com. And I think I think Kale is going to show it to you. I've I've took took all the pictures. I made all the food. I did all the recipes. It looks like a real website. Thank you. It really looks good. And let me I'm really excited about it. Let me do my bewitched sitcom client from from out of town who's flown in to look at the Stevens's new campaign in front of Larry Tate. I don't like it. I love it. I love it. And then everyone goes not to know whenever speaks up. No one speaks that way in real life. I don't like it. It was like it was like the end of every sitcom in the 60s and 70s. Happy ending. Must have been easier to write sitcoms back then. How do we end our sitcoms? I don't know how they end Beverly Hills last week. Okay. We'll do the brain. They don't the pool. We don't have to just find a great. I'm going to pull. I mean the cement pot. Sorry. Yes. It's delicious. Thank you. So I'm having a ton of fun doing this. And I'm still losing weight. Thank God. And I'm really excited about this website. I've been working on it for a long time. I love all the recipes there. All the recipes are there. And I'm even the bad ones. Even the bad ones. Thanks Brian. I'm going to keep it. Sure. And you can sign up because I'm going to I'm going to have a newsletter. So sign up at grainfreecomfortfood.com. And I'll shoot you newsletter. And I'm excited. We'll see where the sky joke. But please describe my play. It is empty. It is empty. The mall is really good. Thank you. I'm having fun. Hey, Lee Joe. The law's been here. So we'll bring him in in a second. Talk about the Jack Ted Bundy. And only talk about that. Somewhere up in heaven Ted is smiling. Seeing ribs and trippin. That was one of the when we anyone who's rarely talk about windy city heat. But should be brought up more. It should be brought more. You guys I don't even know where to find. Where do you find windy city heat anyway? I'd call it a cult classic. But not enough people have seen it. But definition of a cult classic. Yeah, I know. But it also a cult. A cult classic become popular over. You have to be able to say to somebody the name of the cult classic. And they have to recognize it. But one of the scenes in windy city heat is we were telling scary Perry you need to demand like a double like a stunt double. You need a double. And we got this guy. It was like 400 pounds. And like Perry was like that's my double. Yeah, we got you a body double. There's like this guy was morbidly obese. And he was like that's not me. Another guy sure. Yeah, but found a guy looks exactly. I mean, you know, from behind, you know, we can see we can't see the face. And then he was like, so there was the first get the fat stunt double. And then the next part was turn the love making scene. The double at a stunt double had to step in and make love. That girl. And he was like, what? And then he was like, and then at certain point, of course, he was like, get rid of the double. And they got rid of the double. And of course, the next scene is him being thrown into a dumpster. That's good fun. You know, you might be on a something with the cult classic because it is not even elisted on justwatch.com. The site that I used to find where things are streaming. And that's that's a that's a deep dive. You're not in there. Oh, I mean, they have stuff on there that no one can. Yeah, yeah, if you can't find the movie, I did find that it's apparently on YouTube. It's entirety. So if you want to go ahead and over there for apparently for free or on YouTube, there's 19 DVDs available on Amazon. So it's a bad. Oh, you're on. All right, Hayley Joel is here. We'll bring him in in one second. I'll tell you first about the Castro led stronger under pressure, Castro ledge with fluid titanium transforms that are pressure keep the metal parts away from each other and fighting that power robbing friction. It is three times three times full stronger than leading full synthetics against viscosity breakdown as per the Kurt Orban test of five W30 viscosity grade. So they went against the other full synthetics and it is three times stronger. Castro edge y'all. All right, we shall bring Hayley Joel in here. Quick break. We'll be right back with Hayley. The Adam Corolla show celebrates a decade of podcasting. What's up, base Adam right here. Just want to congratulate you man on 10 years of podcasting. Holy shit. What an achievement bro. Here's a little something extra special. You earned it. Make it your new desktop screen saver holiday card, whatever. Look 10 years is a long time. I haven't even been having sex for 10 years. So I can imagine what it's like to put in that effort day in and day out and become one of the best in your field, which you truly have become. There's nobody better. As Tony Danza once said on the last episode of Who's the Boss, you know, it's not about how long you do something. It's about what you do with what you're doing and that's what makes what you do. How you do it, you know, because it's you're doing, you know, I fucking I don't remember man, but the point is congrats 10 years. What a run. I can't wait for another 10, you know, or maybe just 12. But good job. Now back to the Adam Corolla show. Hayley Joel Osmond in studio, the movies. It's not really the Ted Bundy story. It's more about his wife. Yes, that's right. Yeah, seeing, I mean, imagine the person married to this person. So I'm going to take a deep dive into this. Oh, I got it. It's exciting. That's right. That's one. That's poor. The net poor, the net. Very dual monster told me the monster next door. Still me to tell Lady Gaga. She's Italian tonight. It's helpful. I don't think Gaga's an Italian German. Yes. This half brought to you by brother Inc. Vesment tank printer. And I'll tell you about that. The second and simply safe as well. And Geico, go to Geico.com. So Hayley, the Ted Bundy thing is it's a really interesting story because he got away with a lot probably because he had a very good look and it worked on people. It's ripped. He was a horrible, horrible guy. And he didn't pray on like runaway prostitutes or anything. He'd just go find 14-year-old girls that were walking home from school and do horrible things at him. Did you have to, I mean, you're too young to remember Ted Bundy, but did you have to get coached up on him? I remember reading a lot about him when they finally caught the green river killer. And they had interviewed Ted Bundy trying to figure out how to catch this other guy. And that I think was the inspiration for the Hannibal Lecter Clary's Starling relationship and science of the Lams. Oh, really? So that was like 2003. And I remember reading a lot about him back then. But now after shooting this movie and seeing that four-part documentary on Netflix, which was directed by Joe Berlinger as well, who did our movie, yeah, I feel like I know too much about this guy now. Yeah, there's a thing we do that I always kind of talk about, which kids do it and humans do it as well. It's my sort of, you look at George Clooney and you go, that's the guy I went flying my airplane. That guy looks like he couldn't really fly an airplane. And you go, what just because he's got a good jawline doesn't mean he's good at flying an airplane. And Paul's your body. Yeah. Right. And the reality is, this Paul probably had to work a little harder and spend more time in the simulator because he wasn't getting blown on a water bed. So he's actually probably better. Tidd Bundy had a look like, oh, that guy wouldn't do anything to anybody. And it's and we go so much off of that. Yeah. He really knew how to exploit that. And even to the point where, you know, I think the people who get the benefit of the doubt, the judge complimented him on his, you know, abilities as a lawyer. He was a terrible representative of himself. And like always helped the prosecution because he was such an arrogant narcissist. He sabotaged his case constantly because he wanted to hear details of his crimes repeating the courtroom. So yeah, it's pretty amazing how far he got. And had he not jumped out the window of the courthouse in Aspen, he probably would have been acquitted in that first trial. And then he was really, yeah, the evidence was not good for a lot of these things. And ironically, the the trial, what he was convicted at in Florida, the bite mark comparisons that they used just now considered to be something of a pseudoscience. So even that was not really on firm ground, even though he was definitely guilty. Well, there's a couple parts of the case that I've always been aware of that I've always enjoyed, which is right. Well, first off, he got executed. And I'm glad these not just right on his fifth book and third marriage and ninth kid out of death row. I'm glad we just killed them. But also at the end, when they were going to take him to the electric chair, he said, like, Oh, I got more cases. I got more stuff I can tell you. And they were like, we got, we're good. We're going to kill you, which I just liked the notion that he was trying to bargain at the end. And they went, nah, we're killing me anyway. He tried to blame pornography in like that last interview, you know, it's just sort of looking for every angle possible to, you know, to stay alive. And that interview that he does with Jim Dobson is just so depressing to watch because he's he's trying to pass off, you know, almost a hundred murders. It's estimated on, you know, old detective magazines that he found in the trash. Right. Yeah. You murder school-aged girls. That's one thing. You blame pornography. Now you've crossed the line. I was willing to look the other way. But you'd be smurched pornography now. Now we got issue. Now we got to realize you about it. This is a problem. All the the greatest sign ever is the guys out front of the prison. And it says, I don't know what days that Tuesday is Friday spelled for the Y. Yeah. Ted Bundy. He's selling shirts. I burned Bundy burn. It's Friday. It's FRY. It's like some of the shirts to the girls out there. Yeah. Tuesday is Friday. I hope he went through the electric chair because if it was lethal injection, I still like where this guy's coming from. But the message is off. That's what Sean Payton was doing for was coaching the saints. That's right. It wasn't like to. Oh my god. He's got a very very Sean Payton. It's got side by side. Sean Payton with a shag with selling shirts before he did the the states. Yeah. So Tuesday's Friday. I don't know. Who do we, Gene a grad? Yeah. Who do we feel more sorry for as a spouse? Lynette. Lynette. She's always in all the above. You're all just just exaggerating and a mansion somewhere now. Now. Yeah. I want you really break it down. Okay. Do you feel more sorry for Ted Bundy's wife or more sorry for the wife of the guy who's going out front of the prison on Tuesday to sell T shirts he made up in the basement? Okay. Okay. Fair. Because that guy's not independently wealthy and as a crusader for justice. That guy is trying to make $77 on a Tuesday out front of the prison. He's clearly not providing for me or my family. So that's rough. I don't know if he's going out front of the Super Bowl or or or you know Cal Jam or other big events that are going lily fair. Maybe there's more. He can't just wait for people on death row. That happens once every four years. It's a whole knockoff empire. Right. As much as I feel horrible for Ted Bundy's wife and what she endured and what those poor victims endured, you make a valid point for this guy. I think for the wife. Yeah. What you're getting is you know, you're getting it's it's like he's cheating on you so you're getting flowers. You know, like these maybe over compensating a little at home for all the horror he's raining down where this guy comes home cracks a bud tall boy and back hands his woman. Does he go clean something with a t-shirt? He didn't. Yeah. That's right. Take that point even farther with Ted Bundy's wife. The nightmare is over at some point. You know what I mean? Yeah. This guy's wife never end every day. Yeah. Just like the other. Thank you for that honest answer. Sure. We make a compelling point. What was what was how was how did Ted treat his wife? He uh, this was crazy. She called the police instead. She suspected him in 1974 and then stayed married to him after that. So it crossed her mind that it was possible that he did it and she and there's an interview with her and the police from back then. But then he, you know, strung her along for another several years. All the while, you know, impregnating this other woman while he was in prison and just, you know, uh, yeah, it's it's kind of remarkable that she uh, stayed with him for as long as she did. But if you think of somebody as charming and manipulative and insane as Ted Bundy and you live there, you're in the house and it would be so far fetched to believe my husband's doing this, you could tell yourself anything and stay in that marriage forever. Yeah. The denial that you have to do. I mean, he used her apartment to dispose of bodies and all all sorts of things that she played with. She's still alive and single because I'll say we're the angle I'm working here. I get a lot of, uh, you know, Lynette does a lot of, we went down Irvine for Natalia's marathon volleyball tournament. A lot of the other dads were there. You weren't so we get that's it. But if I if I get hooked up with this one, I can go, hey, not Ted Bundy. The bar is very not I mean, like, let's forget about the volleyball tournament. That's that, that's a distant second to dismembering people in the apartment, you know what I mean? Shining armor. This is that C minus student. If you have a younger sister straight A's, you're screwed. If you have older brothers and Juvee, you're on easy street, right? I could be like Kurt. Come on. Come on. So if she's single and looking to mingle, she's in an undisclosed location. So it might be a challenge. Yeah. All fine. I'll use the defining rod between my legs. So she's still alive. She is. Yeah. And I believe his daughter is alive as well. I'm so well. A lot of people from I mean, it was 40 years ago now and a lot of people are still around. We actually had one of the television reporters in Denver do a part in the movie. And he tells the story where he was walking down the hall of the court. And he heard a voice go like, hey, word. He looked out and Ted Bundy, like head watch TV and knew who he was. And then when he escaped later, it probably didn't feel too good that he knew his name. So he was just complete sociopath, right? Like he's kind of psychopath or psycho. Yeah. Well, I don't, I'm trying to think the definition of both. But he would have liked to have shot up a school in 2019 or nightclub or something to get his name on to something on the body count or what? Well, and sociopaths don't feel remorse. Yeah. They do think about thinking of other society just themselves. Obviously, yeah, go ask that and then a lot more. Right. Yeah. Double down. No, the notoriety was definitely pretty important to him at the end. And I think that had as much to do with him talking, finally admitting to the body count as much as he was trying to save himself from the chair. I think he wanted people to know the extent of what he did to what what do we think the the number is? I think they estimate like between 70 and 100. But it's just impossible to know because even a lot of the women that he admitted to killing their bodies were never found because he went into such remote areas of the Washington mountains. Did, did, do we know like, so you try to look at this and you go, well, let's see if we can avoid creating more Ted Bundy's. Do we know about his past? Do we see molested with this? Was he abused? Where? You know, was it broken family? Was there some sort of craziness or is it just pure nature? I, it reminds me that that fantasy that Alex has in a clockwork orange where he, imagine himself dressed up as a Roman soldier like slaughtering people. I think just in a large population, occasionally you have these sort of people who are just uncontrollable killers. And he, they tried to find some inciting incident like that. And the closest thing to it was that he found out as a young man that he was an illegitimate child. He didn't know who his father was. And that upset him. But it's hard to see that motivating his, you know, he might have killed his youngest when he was 14. There was a girl who went missing in his town. His aunt had a story of waking up. And when he was a toddler and he had surrounded her with knives from the kitchens. So it seems like, seems like something that was there from the very beginning. Yeah. Well, it's also a very sort of humanistic way to try to solve a problem like we go. Was he abused with his stepdad, ignore him? You know, and it's like, I kind of tell that I always think about that with, with, there's two, two examples. One is like people go, oh, why is this guy have a sense of humor? Was there so much pain? There's so much anguish. And now they have a sense of humor. It's like, there is, there's tons of pain, tons of anguish, not a whole lot of Jerry Seinfeld out there. Like if there was a direct, the open mic line at the improv would go round the block every Sunday night. If, if the threshold for wanting to being funny was I have anguish or I was ignored or I had a bad childhood, right? That'd be everybody. So it's not that it's you have a sense of humor. And it's not that you're a killer. Like it otherwise everyone from every broken family would just go on a killing spree, right? Yeah. So weird. The one thing I always, I didn't I didn't give Danny Bonadoochie a ton of, hey man, you're right. But he always said, you know, they always make fun of, well, maybe this will work for you. I said, there was digging into child stars and like have that gone wrong and blah, blah, blah. I was like think about everyone you went to high school with. It became a drug addict. I got busted for this or did all that. Like everyone went to high school with at some point got arrested at some point and got thrown in whatever. So maybe it's just that's the ratio. We just know this child actors that go wrong. Yeah. I think I think that's it. Exactly. Well take all the kids you went to junior high with and put them in a cover of Tiger Beat and give them, you know, half a million dollars and see how well they go. They go wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Jans is our that's right. I need him. Cory and see what happens. All right. Let me. There he is. There he is. Oh my god. Wow. Gina. I still say the kid from the Christmas story. Ralph. Ralph. He's like. Yeah. Oh, John Payton. I'll let you make the God well since they're the same dude. It's not a joke. You're ruined your own argument. Brian. It's the same you're right. God. Oh my. Wow. There he is. The progression of Ralphie. All right. Tell August to book that guy for next week. I don't know. That's T shirts are going. Friday. And the chickish sings a Friday song. What happened to her? Like a black. Yeah. She's around actually. She's around. She's on Conway the other night. That was a test and you just failed. Oh. Screamed her name out before I finished my sentence. So hot. I mean, oh no. Oh, it on. All right. Let me tell you about brother ink vestment tank printer. It happens to us all the time and no moss. I say those ink printers running out of ink. Tired of the frequent expensive hassle of replacing the ink cartridge. Yes. Those things are insanely expensive. Brothers ink vestment tank printers internal ink storage tanks. So it has you fill it up. Like imagine if it get a cartridge of gasoline for your car every time how expensive that'd be. Larger ink cartridges and intelligent page gauge to display ink levels. 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It's right. Friday. Friday. You're gonna say it's Friday. Yes, this is it. This is bad. So this is not a tool to. Oh, no, it's a bad song. It's a bad song. But if you like it, oh, it's guilty pleasure. How about my Barbie girl living in a Barbie world? That's a tool to it. That's a great song. No, that's not a good song. We're not calling. We're calling that a tool to. Oh, yeah. A toss and just threw up and it's just said it was a good song. Oh, my God. It's not just a novelty song. Do you Brian? It's so much more. Oh, yeah, let's go, Pawnee. I got no problem with this song. I have no problem with it either, but I don't win the lump it in with Peter Satara's song. It's a different, it's a different breed. I don't know. I think you define the tool to versus guilty pleasure. I think this is in the guilty pleasure department. This is like a fever dream. I can't hear you guys. And then where does push your little daisies and make them come up? Where does that? I don't know. Who is that fish? No, I don't know if we need like a fish. I don't know if we can have a tool soon. They're just kind of hipster. That's a, that's a third weird category. I don't know. I can't. All right. Let's see. What's upsetting? I think that's right. Why is Forrest Gump on my screen, Max? I just put in talking points. Oh, I like you. I'm just naming songs. I love Forrest Gump. You look very keen. Pay it forward. Hey, I, I don't have special intelligence. All right. Madonna. You have a daughter named Lord. That was his friend. That was, that was Larry Dispass saying Madonna. Talk to your daughter. Madonna. Lord. Or when he asked Jerry Seinfeld, are you an actor who's a comedian or a comedian who's an actress? I love it. I did love that movie. Obviously, you're four when you did that movie. So, there is no way to, there's no way for you to know what you were involved with. extent. Yeah. But it was such a huge inspiration. It's really like. No, I know. I mean, should stick in your memory. But I, I think of that movie. It's rare that movies in my, in my opinion, movies are big and commercial and sort of groundbreaking. As a matter of fact, getting back to the Oscars, I like more of these movies and less sort of moon lights in terms of, like, I don't like the weird little ditty slice of life. That's fine. But not for that, for best film of the year. Of course, it's an epic. That's what I'm saying. I kind of missed the, the epic. And I just thought that that movie was just groundbreaking when I, when it first came out. I saw it in the theater when you were four and a half over here in Glendale. You, you were in the, like, lockers, senate, Glendale, lock and yada. Yeah, when Ty school and lock and yada and grew up until I was like 12 in Glendale itself. Yeah. Did you go to the same high school? So my kids have a junior high and the high school is attached to it. Is, do they go to flinch up there? I don't know. Oh, it's locked in Yada for LCS. Go on, answer those forums. Don't look at your producer for what school your kids go to. Listen, it looks at Chris. Like, it's screw them. They just got, they just raffled off a tour of my garage for $2,500. If I need to remember them for, they need to remember my name. They're, they're, they're, man, that's name you should be on all your lips over there. What school my school go to? What's its face? Academy. That's who. You're not going to hard to give the rats ass. Yeah. I don't know. So they're by JPL. Yeah, right there. Yeah, that's there. It's like that weird little cluster where it's like sacred hard, the same Francis LCS and that's all in that same block. That's their school. Yeah. Yeah, that's the school. My daughter isn't at today and my son is not learning anything else that's there today. So you were celebrity when you went there, right? I guess. Yeah. It was, you know, that was after the sixth sense and AI had come out. But the nice thing about it was that it was like pretty much the same group of kids for like six straight years. So it didn't really have any effect on that community. I was still an awkward teenager who had very little success with the ladies. You, you made a nice transition. The, the child actor. Oh, that's the guy from, you know, I don't know. You guys answer me. Riddle me this. You tell me. I'll, I'm going to load it a little bit, but you, you tell me it used to be that, oh, that guy does TV. Can't do movies. Come on. And now you do TV, do movies. You do everything. It used to be like, hey, if you were little buddy from Gilligan's Island, I can't have you in our movie. You're Bob Denver. You're your little buddy. We've sort of opened it up like we opened up the TV to movies or movies to TV and like, all right, we recognize that guy from that movie. But now is an adult and cheese an adult and they can act in our thing as well. Is it seem more open? What's our period where you felt like I can't transition. And now it's a different climate. Or you tell me, I'd say when I was in high school, there was still that kind of divide. Like you wouldn't want to take a television show because yeah, it would establish you as only being in that line of work. And now, yes, just wide open with streaming now. I think there's like, like, 465 new shows produced last year. And it's just, I don't know what is going to happen to the industry when there's just so much content all the time. How about the transition from child actor to adult, which you've made nicely. But I don't know if those doors, I feel like we're a little more arms folded 20 years ago. That's that young kid from that movie. He's not going to be an art adult show. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, even, you know, and I knew it was going to take a lot of years, but it took working a lot, I think, to kind of not have those movies be the first thing, you know, you think about when you see my name on something. But I also kind of enjoyed it because for, you know, right out of college, I did some roles where, you know, a lot of people, you know, when I was in Entourage, were like, oh, I didn't even realize it was you. And as an actor, that's really fun when you can kind of sneak into things and people don't don't exactly know what they're looking at, looking at quite yet. Yeah, I enjoyed your role in the theatrical version of Billy Bob Thornton sort of weeny. Super weeny, super weeny, super weeny, son. Is that how you describe him? Yes, they're like, he's a real weeny. We get can up some of that weeny. It was fun. All right, let me tell you about Simply Save and we'll take a break. We'll do some news. Simply save. No one should feel unsafe at home. Period. 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Give me the news with grad news with Gina grad breaking viral all those crazy truck tweets give me news with Gina grad trouble in the Middle East. So let me truck bell down. See news with Gina Gina. The news with Gina grad. Well, now that Michael Jackson is back in the news, the one time never land ranch of the late pop stars returning to the market for a massive price reduction. It was a hundred million asking price in 2015. Now it's just a mere 31 million. Meanwhile, Realtors say the property didn't show well because of the drought. I haven't thought. But that's not all. We're now living in a time where this could be a good job for me. Dead celebrities require publicists. Oh, yeah, the States. Yeah. I just mean like literally publicists like, hey, we got to get out front of this whole John Wayne interview thing. He's a representative. Dead for 37 years. Yeah, we got to get out in front of this story. Someone's got to make a statement. We have to get an avatar to make a pilgrim. I like pilgrims of all colors. Like they really like this guy's being charged with molestation. This guy's being charged or being erased. It's like, you need a publicist for after your death. There's no resting in peace. I never thought about that. You're right. I wonder who's going to be my after death publicist. That's a lot of work. Well, they say it had a little to do with the drought. Is Michael Jackson kind of needs a publicist and how? Yeah. Also, there's just I don't know if you remember, but there's a little controversy about him, lasting kids and now the documentaries coming to HBO. So get out ahead of it. Yeah, $70 million price reduction. Yeah, I don't you guys. The thought neverland went ranch is every I always say like everything's sort of like the bat mobile. If you if you physically see the real bat mobile from the 60s show you'll walk up on it and go, oh, come on. Look stupid. That's not real. You know, like when that's your neverland, it's going to be that way. Like the bad carpet, bad pan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's like that's a granemals hanging from the chandelier. Those statues, those creepy statues. You filled the home with. Yeah, like you just have to if you've ever seen the game room of the playboy mansion. Yeah. Yeah, every large carpet, everything cool about the mid the well, the mansion and also neverland rich. I mentioned the stuff in the house, the collectibles, the games, the whatever. Take a less. I found it's just a weird ranch up in the middle. It just looks like the 70. It's weird because the game room at the playboy mansion is just bad carpet with way too much padding and a very very bad 70s kind of thing. And it's like sunken beds. Yeah. And it is sort of two things. Like one side of it is one side of it is sort of like, oh, I guess it should be this way. And then the other point is you'd want to redo it. Yeah. And up to every 10 years. Yes. All right. Like having his girlfriends. Yeah. Up to every 10 years. Absolutely. Well, the doctor who prescribed anti-anxiety meds to Chris Cornell says the sound garden singer was well aware of the risks involving taking those drugs. His doctor Robert Koblin. He's requested that the wrongful death suit filed by Cornell's widow, Vicki Cornell, be dismissed before it goes to trial. The blast reports that Koblin has denied the allegations that he overprescribed out of an before Cornell suicide in May of 2017. And he adds that he's covered actually I didn't know this covered by a malpractice law that protects doctors when a death occurs as a result of a patient's ongoing disease or condition. The doctor also claims that Cornell was asked not to be informed of all the risks with taking anti-anxiety medication, whether that's true or not. Well, I have to ask this public. Yeah. Exactly. We need them. You're very good. Mm-hmm. Wait a minute. What about? Yeah. He's one of those guys where people liked him, whether he was alive, but then when he died, they loved him. Yeah. Like everyone just went nuts. I was just my favorite. He's the greatest. I get whatever. So, Roger, all of those like, okay, but a little more of this when and when he's alive. Maybe we'll kill himself next time. Yeah. And Vicki, his wife was actually at Capitol Hill on Monday talking about the opioid crisis because obviously she has should a lot of experience with that and how it's a brain disease and how we need to and that's the thing I don't understand. Didn't Trump declare war or whatever we do on on the opioid crisis? Isn't there a lot more attention and money going to that now or? I'm supposed to be on it, but I don't know what she's done so far. I've got her in a 24-year-old kid who worked on the campaign in Tennessee. I'm sure has a lot of great ideas. I'm sure they'll get back to that. I'm going to solve this crisis. We're living. We're it is a it is a recipe for disaster because people are sort of turning on themselves. Spending way too much time looking at screens and phones and arguing with people via Twitter. We've never met before. The pill is funny when I was a young boy. The notion of the future was a pill, but it was a food pill. Like it was like, are you're going to eat? Oh, what is this pill? That's turkey and stuffing. It was stupid. No, that's never going to happen, but the pill pill. Take the pill and you know, so the mood is completely scrambled and altered by staring at a screen who you know, physiologically and I'm not you know, I'm not a chicken little like, oh, you spend too much time from the screen. You get your eyes, you'll get eyeball cancer or something like that, but physiologically staring at a screen for 11 hours a day, probably not physiologically great or something going on and then psychologically not great and then somehow the pill is going to ease the pain a little bit. Like we got to get back to the cabin people. We got to get back some we got to take an axe and start chopping wood. We got to get back to it a little bit because the pill, I think the pill and the screen are kind of going hand in hand. Yes. And I've seen recently the best and quickest way to show that example is you put a toddler in front of the TV and their mood sucks and they're demanding and they're cranky and they're angry. You turn the TV off, you go play and it's a different kid. I mean, I see it every two hours if he's watching a movie or if he's not, it's a completely different child. Yes, and we are going to make a decision. Was I talking about my son? The path of least resistance is where we're going and that's not the best path, but that's where we will go. Yeah. And that's to the screen and to the pill. Well, speaking of drugs, a South Carolina man who went viral after he bought every single. Chris Cornell documentary. Oh, well, not a documentary, but oh, oh, yes. Oh, documentary. Sorry, by Brad Pitt. That's doing Brad Pitt as I miss red. Sorry. And Pete Burke. Pete Burke director. Wait, how is Brad Pitt involved? He's directing, I think. Yeah, they both they're working on it. They just announced at this month that they're making a Chris Cornell documentary. I love Pete Berg, but he's nuts. Dr. Moins, I called him and I'm like, where are you Pete? I'm at sea. I'm like, where are you? I'm on a sale boat. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm riding the movie battleship. I'm like, okay, I can't you do that from land? He's like, not me. Okay. Terrence Malik wanted to walk across the entire Southwest before he started writing a thin red line. He had to walk across the South. You should have kept walking. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. All right. Well, a South Carolina man who went viral after he bought every single box of cookies from a Girl Scout troop in order to get them out of the cold is now in jail. It's great. It's so great. Dietrich McGowan was called an amazing soul after he handed the girls $540 until them pack up your cookies. I'm taking them all so you can go home and get out of the cold. The photo he took went viral. Everybody loved him and also the police recognized him as a big drug dealer. I was going to say I was just looking after trying to get McGowan was arrested Tuesday by the DEA in charge of unlawful possession of heroin, cocaine and fentanyl with intent to distribute. He's accused of running an operation to import drugs from Mexico. The arrest was the culmination of a long running investigation and also netted 10 other arrests. No good deed goes on. Yeah. Jason Moe was some I was. I don't know. They sold out. Really? Yep. They sold out. Can I say this? I've been thinking about the Girl Scout cookies and the Girl Scout cookies kind of serve two purposes. One is they want to raise money for the Girl Scouts and then the other thing is you want to teach the young girls the entrepreneurial spirit. Having your dad show up and walk the halls of Jimmy Kimmel live essentially making him into a a coyote slash drug mule and have just walked up to everyone's desk and hit him up and you know you go good. Give me give me three the peanut butter chocolate and they go oh just three. They put you down for a case. Yeah. Cousin's out about a case up the way and then they're thinking all right screw it. Put me down for a case of the peanut butter whatever. And then you just sell 500 units of Girl Scout cookies and then just go home. Yeah. I don't know. What was that teaching hurry valuable lesson? And by the way let me tell you something sweet art. That's that how life works. You just dispatch your dad to go somewhere and go get the money and bring it back. Bring it back to you. I don't like that. My feeling is go sell your cookies but don't don't take your dad or mom and deputize them and then give us the whole guilt trip at work where they show up. Yeah. The money is going for the what can I put you down for and then name all the other people who bought more than you're willing to buy. Yep. Yeah. You're right. And on Facebook when you scroll through every girl I know every woman says my daughter selling and it's so much easier now. You can just go to her link. Go to her link and I run it and just sign up. It's just so they're not even getting off the couch. I'm gonna say it's part of the price. Part of the price. Where are you girls got? No, I can't figure out. We sell the process. Part of the process though. Right? Get out there. Pound the pavement or set up a stand or do whatever. It's part of the. And didn't your elementary school make you sell a summer sausage and cheese? Some version of that. We saw the idea. No, no, no, not that. We saw like generalizing anxiety disorder. I thought I was going to die. I'm going to go to the store doing it. They had to sell magazines. It in public school is like how does this company seems like it's doing something illegal deputizing kindergarteners to sell magazine. Trash bags for Boy Scouts. Yeah. Yeah. I had the weird little chocolate. The chocolate sort of bricks. You know, the ones that are shaped kind of like a little gold ingot or not. I think about like a bar. Yeah, like a bar. Had a couple of almonds in there. Coming a little cardboard case with 12. And then they give you a little miniature envelope to put the money in and then fold the money and stuff it into them. There's no medium sized manila envelope. They got big and they got miniature. They're like a minute of a medium one. And they'd have to stuff it in there. And I had I couldn't sell things to people like I there was something wrong with my personnel. They were like I couldn't go to people and go hey it's a dollar for a candy bar because back then candy bars were like 50 cents. It seemed like overpriced. And my house didn't have any food and certainly no sweet. So I would stare at that brick of candy bars and be like I'm just going to eat half of the one and have the one. At some point it just we'd get to the end of the thing for the East Valley Trojans P. We football. And my envelope would have three dollars. And the box would have one and a half candy bars in it. And they were trying to like make the math work. They're like they're okay. They're nine and a half candy bars that you've not account three dollars. What's different in the team? How do we make this work? And that was always the problem. Yeah. And there's always some ass wipe is sold the most and like got a shwind Stingray or something. Yes. Parents stop helping your kids do this. Let them give them get their little radio flyer and go down the corner. Do it themselves. Yeah. Hopefully 10 Bundy will swing back. VW van. Hopefully. God willing. And I think this was after your time. But Haley and Brian, did you guys have book it when you read that book? You got a personal pan pizza? Yes. I never got one because I never read. I wasn't. I got a gracious reader. You guys, you guys dodged a whole green. Oh God. God are our W or whatever green stamps or blue stamps of the green stamps. I've told you guys about you get that. This is a weird. I don't know who who came up with this Max patty. I think they're called green. Green stamps is initial. Anyway, you fill up a tank of gas. You get 10 stamps. They're like came like like posit stamps kind of stuff together and perforated. And you want to the supermarket and you spent more than $20. You get 10 stamps. I don't know how they worked it out, but that's how they worked it out. And then you take them all home and put them in a booklet and you know, each booklet had 100 stamps. And if you got 20 booklets, you could get a kayak or a tent. It was S and W green stamps. Oh, S and H. Sorry. A lot of work and H. It kind of looks like a dumb. Yeah. Green stamps and you just cash them in and get some stupid thing that you couldn't use like a lantern or something. And I don't know how it worked or why it worked, but it was a big deal for poor people when I was when I was young. Damn. All right. Go ahead. All right. Well, Fox News reports that three sonic drive in locations in Ohio are without employees after the entire staff of each one stage walkouts this week to protest new management. According to reports, Circleville, Lancaster and Grove City have all experienced complete walkouts after the fast food stores were purchased by new ownership, which they did not like. According to an I know, Hi, I'm news outlet. Well, I boycott its sonic because I don't like those gay dudes that are just parked out front of there. Eating their chili. They're all day long. They're all going about eating their frosties and blizzards and stuff. I don't approve. I got kids. I better things to do. It's a weird message to send. Couple of gay fellas just sitting in the parking lot. Loving. What you do on your own time and the darkness of your own apartment is one thing. That's right. Out in the sunlight for everyone in God's disease. I got kids. I got kids. I must most explain that. How good those tater tots are. Well, they claim the employees claim that their wages were reduced to basically four bucks an hour. I'd like to get hold of Jared from subway. I know I can find them. The very first year, the two sonic guys came out and I'd show them that you know Jared. He's like Dr. Drew when he talk about other doctors, he just like folds his arms. Yeah. Call me in two years. See if he's still working. You know what I mean? Like that's his thing. Don't be on the trashy with flow. Right. That's right. I love how much snitching there is on him from like the other people in the prison. Like there's some area nations guy going, Hey, Jared's getting fat again. Like. There's always these stories about what he's up to in prison. I'd love to see the hard and criminals who are gossiped. Jared. Jared. First year, those guys came out that 10 years from now, they're going to be going strong and you're going to be in the joint. Your name will not be uttered in the hallways of subway. Yeah, she would have been confused by that. Very. So the new management says that's all a lie and we're not doing that. But this was the letter that was stuck to the door. If you wanted to go in and get a, you know, a lime A or whatever, it would say warning all in handwriting. Let him misspelled due to terrible management. The whole store has quit. The company has been sold to people that don't give a, I imagine, shit about anyone but themselves. Sorry for the inconvenience, but our team refuses to work for a company that treats their employees like shit. When they have put everything into the store, we have worked too hard for too long. We are all off to better things. So to the new owners, F you, by the way, if you work for Sonic, the second you step outside, you're technically off the better thing. Literally, you could take a municipal bus to hell and you'd be off to better things. Well, Shirley's moved on to better. Oh, she was in the bathroom. Well, so was it one management team that managed the three Sonic's? Yeah, I think that's a little franchise of three operations. Yeah, well, it's like, it's everyone's fault because when I was, when I worked at McDonald's, my manager, Ken, which is called me like boy, you know, boy, get out here, give a sweep in the mop and air. Now everyone's a team member. Right. You're a team member or team. So we can rebel as a team. One does we all go. Yeah, when you're goon per number four and somebody, somebody yacked and one of the stalls in the men's room, you got to go clean it up. You're not a team member. You march your gear in there. Yeah, and you don't go. You watch your tone. Or I'm going to, or I'm, what that works. Yeah, I'm going to organize a, yeah, a boycott. Yeah. Guess what they call this? You see Norma Ray? No, let me explain. Guess what they call this when I worked at the phone, the catalog phone center for Disney in Lawrence, Kansas, when I was in college. Were you a cast member? Yes, I was. Yes, I was. Yeah. And if you were let go, you were beat. You were cast away. Oh, I like that, actually. Yeah. Did you have mystic titles for the minimum wage jobs in a way, a little sadder? Like, I don't know. I feel, I also feel that way about, uh, waiter, waitress versus server. It's like, that's a move toward the light. You're my server servant. What do you stand on? Something like that? I think that's a male female versus stew thing or stewardess or whatever. Anyway, somebody, somebody, I believe them. Somebody came in there, lived on the wall. Yeah, they loved them. The other two stores also had notes. One just said, thank you next, which is an Ariana Grande song and the other one just said goodbye. Uh, allegedly, uh, they cut their rate, are they're paid to four dollars an hour plus tips. And I was just like, what? Who, who, like, tips at a sonics? Yeah. So that's why I said fast food. I literally just said that just to work there. Sorry. Okay. No problem. Sorry. I'm looking at some of them. Territory. I know. Sometimes I just don't know what they said. The news, the next appada they said, no, no, they did say that for tipped employees, I don't know, the car hop, whatever. Oh, yeah. L.A. Lower to four, but the management says that's not true. So we'll see what happens in the Sonic and Ohio. They have to provide their own roller skates to do that. That's a very good question. I wonder how they do that. Well, Brian, I'm very curious what you think of this. You're a gin guy. Indeed. You like your gin. Please. Well, stuff at a small distillery are still stunned after they were awarded the best gin of best contemporary gin in the world. Oh, sharing ham distillery won the honor last week at the 2019 world gin awards. It gets a minute hosted by gin magazine in London, England. They're, are they in London? They're in Canada. Their little seaside gin was first recognized as the best in Canada and was up against 22 other gins in the rest of the world. Would you like to know what their secret ingredient is? Wait a minute. If you tell me it's kelp, what if I do tell you it's kelp? I think I've had this. Really? It's amazing. Yeah. It's kelp. It's not. It's not amazing. It's got to be a fishy kind of hot. Yeah. No, yeah. Exactly. They're in Greek. I saw it recognize the bottle. The secret ingredient is secret. But like their thing is kelp like sea water and kelp. Sustainable. I don't know if it's a sample, but it definitely has a, oh, there we go. I tried it just up. God, last weekend. And it has a definite ocean flavor to it. This is the kind of thing. You know, you can get like, like beer nerds can get too into beer and they're like beer that tastes like, you know, sunflower or something weird. It's like, I just want beer to just like beer. Like, I want gin to taste like gin. I don't need the kelp in my beer. Well, especially with gin that already tastes like pine trees. Yeah, botanicals and all that. Like this, this was a little too out there. The guy at the bar tender served to me was all too high. Like you got to try this. They bested it on them. I'm like, all right. By all means. It was like, man, it's just going to weird day over step. Sometimes I had some whiskey that had like a mushroom flavor to it. And it was disgusted. Yeah. You can't say for this. You get too into a drink whether to be or wine or liquor or whatever. And like you're you're constantly looking for the next crazy thing, the next flavor, the next, you know, they know it's been done before. It's like, we got gin figured out. What's going on for thousands of years? I kind of feel that way about the super mossy whiskey. Like I'm sort of like, I want the best gin flavor whiskey. Right. Give me the best you got. But don't don't you cannot diverge often, verge off into different flavors. Now it's it's weird. Yeah, I agree. What do you guys have? Do you have a favorite Scotch or whiskey? Go to every time I've heard what's Mark Gargis always talking about? I can answer for gin. The botanist. It's the best. Oh, yeah. The botanist is amazing. I did go to Chris Morgan's house and he did get out all the stuff like the good stuff and put it all together and make a gin and tonic that was quite a bit better than the gin and tonic that's been used to drinking in the park for so many years. We haven't done our side by side in a while. We did a vodka and we did I think some. Do we do tequila? We haven't done tequila yet. We got to do that. What do you guys want to do next? Well, my gin. That would be great. I don't love gin, but I'll be very curious to see if you can get me to like it. My go to cocktail or my go to drink is Glen Live it. It's the only one I can get down. Very, very smooth. You guys fans? Like Talas Gerer and Oban I think those are in that world. I just. Gerer. Gerer. Gerer gets like the McCall in 18 or 21 and Gerer gets I think has told me that the price of this stuff, you know, what used to be $1.75 now like $4.50. Some of this scotch. Like if you go to the boutique liquor stores, it's gone through the roof. All right. 18 is like 300 bucks. 300 bucks. Do not indulge in drive, but if you are going to drive, how about you get Geico and you save $100 on your car insurance. And I have to go anywhere. Just go to Geico.com. 15 minutes could be saving 15% or more on your auto insurance. Take that extra money. Put in your pocket. Be the most rewarding thing you do all day. Go to Geico.com. Spend a couple of minutes and find out just how much you could be saving on your auto insurance at Geico. That is Geico.com. All right. Let's do one more. Gina Graham. All right. Well, Fox News reports that an owner of a food cart in Eugene, Oregon says he's thankful. No one was injured when the cart exploded a few days ago and we have some footage of that. So I'll have you watch this real quick. And it is decimated. The food cart which specializes in fried chicken blew up shortly before 8 AM and a nearby surveillance camera got the whole thing on tape. The neighboring Oakshire Brewing Pub House, the door blew off. All their tap started spewing beer and get over the quick. Yeah. Local firefighters say a faulty gas line is to blame for the incident and that thing went up. Well, it's gonna happen. I mean, there's so many carts and food trucks and whatever. It's hard to regulate those kind of bound to happen, right? I mean, it's one thing to have a hardwired gas line going into a restaurant but having the tanks of like propane and stuff, just driving around with those things. Kind of surprised it doesn't happen more. Though the guy who runs the Staples Center did say one of those ghetto weiner street ducks. It's good name for a title of a movie. You know, Hey, Lijol else been in. That's the spin off. Yeah. Sorry. Hey, you're going to be watching during the scene. The ghetto weiner's taken over. But for us, come to ghetto weiner. ghetto weiner. They said the things blew up and caught on fire. And I mean, you have a, there's just propantizing grocery cars. Yeah. It's kind of weird that more we don't have more. Well, I'm sure he's doing everything in his power to show him away from the Staples Center. It is weird that we live in a society where the Staples Center came in to downtown and basically revitalized downtown. It just vitalized it. There was nothing. Yeah. There wasn't anything. Right. They've spun off all these different venues and restaurants and commerce and so much foot traffic. And then what they throw off in in taxes every year, it's got to be unthinkable. And some of the tens of millions of dollars in taxes. Well, just the economic impact too. You know, I mean, the parking, the attendance, everyone that works, are they employed a thousand people a night at least. And then they lease out all the restaurant storefronts, all the people that are on the property and everything. And when I said to the guy ran that place, I don't get it. The last time I went there, I walked out and tripped over a guy selling hot dogs. But he was, he was not the street. He was on your property. He was right by the door. He's like, yeah. Now that we can do, I was like, what do you mean nothing? You can do call the LA City Council, call the LA PD. Tell it, get these guys removed. They're on your property. The selling food. It's their unlicensed. What are you talking about? And he's like, I don't want to get in trouble with the LA City Council. I'm like, what do you mean getting in trouble? All you do is pay taxes. Just go tell them to clean it up. And he's like, hmm, not that easy. I'll get to the, what did I get? It's not going to work. Okay, wow. All right, everybody. I don't know. I don't like this. The bar outsticks of the cops coming in and sweeping out brown people. I heard trying to script together. I get it. But let's say that. Let's be colorblind and just say they're folks selling food that's unregulated on your property to customers. And let's get them removed. And you did shed some light on that operation that I did not realize. He, oh, there's a couple things. He immediately, delicious. Immediately pulled out his phone and showed me a giant cockroach roasting on a hot dog that one of us got. But also he said, you know, the thing is, it's like, look, these aren't poor migrant families trying to make ends meet. What happens is basically the coyotes realize that the kids don't really get busted and the women don't get busted. Like the dudes get busted. So they just get the kids and they get them all gathered up in a van somewhere and put coin on them. They drive them out to the edge of the whatever. And then they tell them all and then the money goes back to the coyote goes back to the pimps. Yeah. Essentially, they get a little snippet. But it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it can go no other way, right? What's unregulated? It's going to go no other way. Mafioso stuff. So all right, LA City Council get involved. How about you just do this? Enforce the law and that doesn't matter what color anyone is. It'll just be the law. You know that broad who's holding the scale? Justice went a blindfold for this reason, right? That blind breath. They just playing pin the tail of the donkey. Yeah, that's what she's doing. She's a birthday party. No, she's not hitting a pinata. She's she's in the justice department. That's why she got the blindfold on. I didn't know that. So go look, you're on statue. Thank you. All right. Let's bring you got it. I'm Gina God and that's the news. I got kids. Yo, age. That was the news with Gina grad. You think that donkey, you know, the pinata donkey started off as a donkey at least turned into Trump's head. And so later it was a donkey. It was a donkey. And then there's there's pin the tail on the donkey. Was the pinata. Oh, in my in my youth, it was always a character. It was always some. No, it started as a donkey. Okay. I was asking. And a couple things. There must have been donkeys present at some of the earlier parties that I had to look at this and go, what the hell? Drag your fat ass in a wagon across town for this. Bad enough asses red from getting you up here. Yeah. Number one, number two, I don't know where it comes from. Feels Mexican to me, but between the put the blindfold on disorient the kid and him swing a stick into the air or pin the tail on the donkey, which is disorient the kid put the blindfold on. Yeah, you put this pin on the end of the thumb and him just wander into a crowd. It's I don't feel it's good. I don't feel it's these things aren't safe. They're responsible. And also, what a donkey ever do. Thank you. Finally, someone said it. Where are they from? Where are those two things come from? It looks like it originated in China. Yeah. And then it's named Pinyata isn't actually an Italian word. And then I got to tell Lady Gaga world's sake. Yeah. And then, but it's most strongly identified with Mexico. Where the early Pinyata's donkeys because that's no, they're I'm seeing like a nine pointed star. Wow. It's like a ball of the bunch of little as the early. I'm not saying and a cow. Oh, and a cow. Yeah. So that's the early versions of Pinyata's where nine pointed stars and cows and nine pointed star feels. Julie, nearly to me. Too many points. Don't worry about the cost part. Let's just focus on the animals here. Yeah. Coward ox is for the new year in China. In China. Huh? Is the Mexican, it's a Mexican Pinyata. That start is the donkey because maybe they made the move. All right. I have a Pinyata of my head somewhere at the other shop which is funny, but there should be companies that just make X, X boyfriends and X, X wives, right? X president. By the way, from Obama. I'm looking at this one. There's going to be issues. This one says it was originally a seven pointed star to represent the seven deadly sins. What was it? Wow. So, but that we're Christians saying about the points and maybe that's where the points come from. Maybe they had two more sins in China. They got the Mexico and they switched to the donkey or am I making that whole thing up? Donkey. Yeah. Mexico star shape balls of points for the Christmas season and another event's traditional designs for children were donkeys which have almost entirely been replaced by cartoon characters based on US movies and television. There's a Brian. That's my youth. All right. Let's bring it home. We did. Oh, we did. Well, let me tell you about Castro ledge once again. Stronger under pressure. Castro ledge with fluid titanium technology three times three times full. Stronger against that leading full synthetic and they did a viscosity breakdown test and it's called the Kurt urban test and it's against five W 30 viscosity grade and guess who came out on top. Castro edge everybody. Haley Joel Osmond everybody. The movie extremely wicked chagginly evil and bow. It's coming soon to Netflix. We should just keep an eye open for. Yeah, I think it's in the later spring is what we're hearing now. Yeah. Future man season two now available now on Hulu. You can check that out as well. Haley any other places you'd like me to send anybody? That's the big one right now. Yeah. We just finished our second season. It's a really funny time travel show and I play a hundred and fifty year old hologram who cloned his daughter. So that's my story. Oh, that old story. Yeah, you know, that old that old bag. You can pre-order and not tackle bell materials. It's going to drop in a few days. So go to chassis two S's in a Y or iTunes and do that. It just helps and check out Joey Fattone and Joe. Oh, sorry, Moville Hill. Moville Hill. There it. Moville Hill. That's your Joey's anyway. They got a new podcast and podcast one. Check that out as well. Till next time, this is Adam for Haley Joel Osmond, Gina Brad, and Bob Ryan. Say Mahala. He's a real weeny. All right, that's Adam Cole show 2519. Till next, we have Adam Cole show 2526 from Peter San Automotive Museum live show featuring Kyle Dunnigan and the great Jimmy Kimmel. Check it out. This morning, he said his clock ahead 10 years to him. He'll still be doing the greatest podcast of all time. Adam Corona. Thank you so much. Jimmy, you can grab a, grab a mic and grab a chair and grab whatever you like over there. Hey, man, get it on. Got to get it on a choice, but to get on, man, to get it on. Thank you guys so much for helping me realize a dream of a decade of podcasting. I want to thank Paul Bryan over here. I want to thank Gina Brad and the man. Well, if he did not help me all those years ago, I would not be here today. Jimmy Kimmel everybody. Thank you. Adam, I love this. For this very special show, you wanted to take the show out somewhere very special and you found a place that looks exactly like your warehouse. That's right. Well, we did a car show here. As far as a bad sundays to spring forward, my day was, it's such a sad, it's such a pathetic thing, that thing where you're devastated that we're moving ahead one hour. Like the fact that that is so impactful in my life. Like I'd like to find somebody from some village that didn't have clean water and go, yada, yada, yada, well polluted with a goat. I get it. Now listen to my pain. I had to give a tour of my warehouse this morning at 9 a.m. to some super fans who wanted to come by and do it. So I had the tour in the morning and then the car show in the afternoon and then the screening of uppity in the early evening and now this. So a bad day to lose an hour, but we all landed on our feet. You know, it's worse than this daylight. But by the way, I feel like I was trick because I wasn't paying attention to which one it was. And my wife was like, yeah, no, it's the good one. And then I realized that about 10 o'clock, when I go, it's the bad one. It's the bad one. And she goes, no, it's good for the kids because it was like, no, it's bad for the for me. Yeah. No, it's it's like that episode of Night Rider where Hasselhoff had to fight his twin. The bad one, the one with the go T is the one where you spring forward. Right. Falling back. I would like, I'd like to, I'm a big fan of falling back. I wish we could just keep falling back until we got back in in Pampers. Until we're young again. Yeah. We could all fall back and then be held back at the grade school level. Dr. Drew is in the back over there. Oh, wave. Oh, yeah. I remember that, dude. And just in case anything happens to him, Dr. Bruce is there. That's right. You know, a definition I came up for Bruce and Drew. And I think you'll probably appreciate this Jimmy. Doc's in the his e. There's a lot of like Dr. Ruth and Dr. Fills and Dr. Chase and Dr. Pepper's and Dr. Doc Martins and all this kind of. The month. Yeah. Dr. Sue. Yeah. Sue. There's a lot of doctors and and so was always like, well, that guy real doctors. Is she a real doctor? She is psychologist. What is here's my definition. It's called airplane doctor. You're not a real doctor unless someone can shout on an airplane. Is anyone a doctor? Is there a doctor on this flight and you stand up? It's really weird that you say that because I got an honorary doctorate at my at the college. I barely went to you and I'll be and I was very full of myself and my brother and I was acting so and I'm sezologist was not happy. I had business cards printed up to say Dr. James Kimmel. I have stationary. I have the whole thing and I was kind of on a roll and really like a few days after this happened, I go on this fishing trip and we're flying into Boise, Idaho and there's an old man sitting in the seat right in front of me and he keels over into the aisle and the stewardess says, is there a doctor on the plane and I tell you it took every guy that I'm into my self control and even then I had to say not a medical doctor. Well you and Bill Cosby have joined in a lead. I actually got his doctorate. That's true. Yeah it was floating around and they said you know we got this one you can have it. Yeah sir doctor of sloppy seconds. But Dr. Drew I think the point is is the guy on the airplane who if there was a trouble he would put his finger in your rectum right? That's right. Much much as I believe you and I share that experience one time many years ago Jimmy. We didn't share it so much as you invaded me and by the way I'm doing a two-part documentary on HBO about that incident. It's called searching for my prostate. Can I at least be the voice for the animated figure? Didn't you yoke out Jimmy's ariola with a crazy straw? He did no no. No there's a re-throw. Is your re-throw? Yeah but I didn't do it. That'd be something else man. Sorry. Dr. Drew has been in my in my rectum and my urethra. He was trying to touch fingertips. That's nothing compared to talking to you about it across a giant room full of people. Yeah yeah it's more comfortable this way believe me. Is this violating those hippostatures where like you yell across I'm proud of it. Do you remember when we first met and of course we had that boxing match and I had to go get a physical for the way we wanted to do it. I had to go get a physical for the boxing match. Of course Dr. Drew we all worked together. Dr. Drew is a real doctor. He said let's go to Dr. Drew for the physical and so Dr. Drew is okay. Change into this robe and he kind of closes the curtain and Kevin and Bean and Adam are all there and while the curtain is closed I take off all my clothes and I just stand there naked waiting for them to and then he's like the curtain open and they shrieked like girls. It was really. Jimmy you still like to do that expose himself sort of spontaneously. You used to be yeah. And by the way Adam you asked about the hip of violation. I know there's a hip of violation because when he did show up for his evaluation Kevin was there with a tape recorder. Yeah sure. What's the whole thing? Yeah we we all right oh boy this is the greatest day of my life. We were playing poker at my house. Yes. And Kevin was with us again and a few other guys. We're having poker night at the bachelor pad and at some point late in the evening Jimmy excuse himself to go to the bathroom with a kitchen or something like that. He said deal me out of this hand and we did it was a very warm night and the window was open in the den we're playing in. Romance was in the air and about six minutes later Jimmy just dove through the open window completely naked. That is true yes. And do you remember what happened at the end of that night when we were doing the dishes? That wasn't even the most notable event of the evening. That was the the infamous coffee can. Oh night. Listen Lynette's here tonight she knows she knows the birth of the twins are a distant second to what what happened. Yes ma'am. Thank you thank you thank you. I was yeah go ahead. Well I'm just here because I've taken the kids home because they have school tomorrow but I know that Adam gets drunk and forgets certain things. What? And I wanted to make sure these things got covered because I want to thank a few people tonight. Go ahead. Oh because yes thank you Jimmy. Thank you. Jimmy knows. Okay. First of the foremost we started the podcast in our house next to sunny in italia but there's a couple guys that have been working with us since the very beginning and I know that you guys hear and you hear Adam and his meanness or whatever he's. But. Why is this taking a turn? No. Just just say you hear Adam. Let me just say one thing. I'm sorry. Producer Gary Chris and Matt. Thank you. Those three guys Dawson, Mike Chaffee, Mike August. These guys I do hope I didn't forget anybody. I hope you did. Because that's what a mean person would do. Come on. Listen those guys especially those three Chris Matt Gary especially but in Chaffee and August they've been with us since the very beginning and I cannot thank them enough. They've worked their asses off to get these shows up every day. He's got his show daily show. It's a lot to put in. And then the newbies like Kaylen and Dylan and. Gabe and Amy. Oh yeah. And me. Thank you. I wanted to forget somebody. I'm sure. All right. Yeah Patrick. Oh Patrick. Patrick is and then Peter he's a little like newbie but honestly these guys if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be here and the biggest most important people I want to thank are you guys. Yeah. The A's holes that are here today. Oh thank you. Yeah. The A's holes. Yeah. The A's holes. Yeah. See. See you here Adam. Oh thank you A's holes. Thank you A's holes. Because I told him 110 times. Don't forget. Look she's crying. Eddie. She's crying because you're sucking the life out of the room. It's dirt. Amy. Stand up Amy. Oh that's good. These are your people. They flew out from all over who came from the furthest. Chicago. Floor. Mars. All right. Okay. All right. I thought you were going to come up here and give a toast. That's my toast. Thank you Chris. Maxopada. Chris Loxamana. All right. It's a toast to you guys. All you guys. And the lackeys. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much. Honestly thank you. Really appreciate everything. Oh thank you sir. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. So anyway Adam parts of no coffee can. Thank you. Lynette Coroll everybody. By the way Adam. Yes. It's debatable but I think in Lynette you'll be witness to this. I think maybe the funniest thing you ever said was you and Lynette were driving alone and you farted in the car. And you were, um, wait you were wafting it towards your nose. Right. You were kind of, but you know, so you can enjoy it. Yeah. And Lynette goes, oh you have to, you have to weave it at yourself. And you go, I'm driving the car. What do you want me to do? Stick my head between my legs. I did love that story. It was a true story. The, the other fart story that I was about to embark upon was that night after Jimmy got dressed and the folks had left my home. Like an elderly gay couple we were a perch in front of the sink in the kitchen and Jimmy was doing the dishes because Jimmy is very conscientious. Jimmy is a, he's the kind of guy who would never go to your party and, you know, eat a bunch of guacamole and leave. He's going to clean every dish and he was there doing the dishes at the sink and I was kind of busing him to him and once again I had to fart. And Jimmy sort of had his back to me at the sink and I grabbed one of those traitor Joe's cylinders. One of those traitor Joe's coffee like whole bean cylinders that had about three or four beans rattling around the back of it and I popped the lid off and I put it against my ass and I gave it a half turn like to get a good airlock on there. It's giving a, even a turning of a seal and I just farted into this canister and filled it up with my ass gas and I slapped the lid back on it and I, I think the water was making enough noise and Jimmy's making enough noise and he didn't hear anything and then he tapped Jimmy in the shoulder and I said, have you ever smelled fresh roasted whole bean somatra coffee and he went and the thing that's that's diabolical about this which is like if you say to someone smell this milk they kind of go they're a little tentative, they're a little sheepish. If you do the smell my finger they're usually sheepish or they're in big time. I found there's some of those guys but when you tell them smell this coffee they just bury their face into this tube and Jimmy just put his face in and just just inhaled everything that was in that pan. He even lifted a bean up from the bottom just a little bit this this section was so amazing and he popped his head out and he had a look and it was that it was the greatest moment of my life because there's that little moment in life before you smell it it's coffee. After you processed it you processed it like it's those it's those middle moments that instant when you're anyone has ever had a car stolen has had that moment where they're like I park next to the four runner what would I do with my car and then you see the first moment you think you've lost you lost your car after that it's just like I'm gonna call the insurance company it's that it's that moment realization that three betrayal yes the discovery moment Jimmy like popped his head from the cannon he just looked like he looked like a dog watching someone beat off he just went like what he started panting and then it hit him I think it hit there's only one way it could have been better and that's if we were scuba diving yeah there's no way yeah there's no way all the wafting and all the rolling up of the windows and all the stuff like that is good but you can't make someone really ingest your ass although you did you know they say you can't do it but that's why I have to and that's a great lesson for the young people like this young kid. Yeah believe in yourself don't let anybody tell you anything's impossible start farting in small cans peanut jars you know with your friends you know those fake snakes that jump out of the jar farting those and work your way up and one day who knows you might be here on this platform that's right telling your own fart based stories and if you don't have a can a van de vegas will do right oh my god now we're on a we're on a fart a trajectory yeah yeah we should probably divert and I mean I do want to say congratulations to you on this remarkable accomplishment I mean to you know and it's interesting to me to when you talk about you know making this dream come true because I incorrect me if I'm wrong but I don't feel like this was your dream I feel like when you started doing this it was like this will be something I can do like I'll do this in the meantime because I'm still getting paid from the radio show yes it was not really something I think you thought of big commercial you know goals right no I mean because it didn't exist it was sort of like owning a refinery before the internal combustion engine was invented like I had this product but no one would buy it so it's maybe more significantly you've been on the radio for how many years at that time I've been well if you kind of include when I met you at Kevin and Bean I was 15 years yeah so every day for 15 years you've been talking non-stop and there's no way to just turn that off no no that's somebody's gonna get that whether it be Lynette the kids weren't around at the time to get it whether it be Olga whether it be the dog whether it be somebody's gonna be the recipient and you wisely decided to do it into a microphone into the computer right a series of strangers right why why punish my own family and not get paid right not punish an audience and laugh all the way the bank exactly so she went Lou Ferrigno retired from competitive bodybuilding he didn't quit going to the gym right I was about to make that analogy right you beat me to it do you want to play a little Adam Corolla's unprepared yeah sure yeah did you guys write down some words on some ping-pong balls yeah you got a nice full hopper where is that I never guess how I came up with this idea the way I came up with this idea for Adam is Adam is always unprepared for every situation and that applies to pretty much everything non-car related and so this really seemed like it would be in your wheelhouse and boy is it the thing I have a problem with is working the ball because well you know there it is I think I just believe that this is one word that you guys all wrote down I think people put their initials on there yeah so is it they're going to be a prize for best ball oh that's right yeah I think the best ball we're going to give a genius deep pack we got it right here a 10-p system by simply safe with all the add-ons and video doorbell valued around 500 bucks congratulations to the big winner thank you Jimmy Kimmel that was the radio pro by the way I'm going to point out that in here there are there are some initials on some of these balls but other way wise we have no ideas balls they who wrote them yeah that this is yours okay all right this one says Fox News Fox News well we can only do Fox but I guess we'll make an exception to Fox News it was funny I was talking to Mark Garagas two days ago and he was telling me about back in the day when the Red Avant Sustrin by the way you see your buddy defending Michael Jackson on that HBO documentary he's my hero man yeah the hero of the Norman man so it's got a fight for the underdog Mark Garagas was telling me actually if you want to know the truth about that clip where he's talking about like crushing anyone that comes forward with allegations or whatever it is yeah that clip was from when him and Michael Jackson I didn't tell you guys this or whatever it all so in the documentary you see these kids that have been molested and they're they're having to testify and then they cut to Mark Garagas and he's standing there with his evil mustache and he's and the words that are passing underneath this evil mustache or even worth it is like if anyone tries to go after Michael Jackson we're gonna crush him you think he's talking about nine-year-old molestation victims turns out he's talking about 11-year-old molestation victims oh no don't you all feel stupid no you know what it was he told me he flew privately from Vegas to you know neverland ranch with MJ on a private jet they they recorded him somebody the guy who owned the jet recorded him and wanted to sell him back the tape like was trying to blackmail him with the recording Mark Garagas went right to the whomever and said this is a attorney client privilege in this blah blah blah blah and so when he gave that press conference he was saying if anyone else out there is gonna try this they're gonna get it and he was talking about people who were taping him privately so even when you think you're watching a doc you're not necessarily watching it exactly like Willie T. Ribs white guy wow I'm saying there's there's room for some artistic license so Mark Garagas was telling me he was talking to a great of aunt Sustoran I think her name was back on Fox News and I thought to myself you know great of us okay but she wasn't a Fox News Fox like she wasn't what the chicks who are on Fox News look like today have you also if I I'm gonna open a dental center and just call it Fox News every chick's teeth can have a shaft of light come out of their mouth when they smile like that's that's what it does that's what the Fox News chicks do and I thought could you imagine Greta being on Fox she's that's still on today is she I don't think she's doing all right she's been what I'm basically trying to say is Fox News has discovered their target demo and their target is dudes who want to hear some good news about Trump and like to hear it leave the mouth of a hot chick with super white teeth and I don't think Greta fits that bill oh all right well then I'll go to another ball I guess right another ball all right the next ball again on identify oh this look at the initials here Adam you might want to be the initials of BM you know your parents are not paying any attention at all I grew up with a guy named Benjamin Myerson and that's all we call him is bowel movement Benji yeah of course you did that's what he needs to be called leave it Tesla is the is the ball Tesla I love that band I next everywhere I like there's forgotten about as a band is the inventor they name themselves after Tesla my wife drives a Tesla Lynette you hear no no that's right I have a drink hit the road drive a Tesla she has a Tesla a Tesla is a $110,000 he's in it right now going to mobile yeah she's she's going home in her Tesla right now she went to New York a few weeks back I hope you're all sitting to see Bruce Springsteen oh what oh she an enthusiast of his music she went there to see Bruce on Broadway she said to see only street I haven't seen him on yet East Street I've seen him now on Broadway and she left her Tesla and Gabe drove her to the airport and the following morning I got up and I was going to take the kids to school and I jumped into the Tesla and we took off for school and I could not find the key fob and when I got back to my driveway I saw it smashed in a million pieces because Gabe had stashed it on the front left tire and a Tesla a $110,000 car you may get into and drive away with the key outside of the car I talked to Chris Maxxapada Chris Maxxapada has a $27,000 Prius but you cannot get into the car and drive away with the key fob outside of the car but if it's on the tire it's within the perimeter of the vehicle I would say it is but it is still outside of the vehicle it's basically like you saying come on that Fanny Pax part of your body you go well it's on me but it's not really part of me so I like Tesla Elon I don't know what's going on with the X he's building cars intense now but either way for a 110 grand you still don't get a car where you can't run over the key fob but don't worry Lynette had a backup key fob somewhere other than the house I live in and Jimmy you're married tell me thank you is it worth pursuing these arguments when she said I said I called her New York I said where are you where is the backup key fob and she said it's not by the front door and I said nope and she said maybe a valet lost it now Brian I don't know why you're laughing that's a good creative answer should I pursue that or just go I'm gonna find that Fanny you know like Princess Pride I'll announce my dad's name I'll pull a sword out and I'll write this injustice you're like a Nigo Montoya yes that's what I'll do and I'll run that guy through yes all right women can I say this it's unfair for you to throw out insane arguments and then we have a choice we can either respond to insane argument and have full throw down cage match Donnie Brook or we can nod our head is if that actually has those are these choices that's unfair choice it's an unfair position to put a spousit yes thank you try that was Tesla this one says pug I don't know if that means the car I mean the dog or what pug yeah pug is a dog pug is a little dog pug is one of those dogs there's there's two kinds of dogs really like you can say oh there's millions of different breeds of dogs and so many different shapes and sizes and everything but there's really only two types of dogs dogs that are ashamed and do not want you to see their asshole and then other dogs who show off their asshole like it's a fucking movie opening and the pug is one of those dogs especially screams everyone stare at my asshole it's a wide release it's 4,000 screens it's Captain Marvel back there listen a black Panther 2 won't be as big a release as a pug's anus it literally has a tail it doesn't just go out it rolls up and their anus like the pug's a total width of a pug hip to hip outer dimension is three and a half inches two in three corners of inches of that is asshole like it's literally it's literally more than half of their backside it's all pug they're literally they're like look I'm sorry but if I ever heard of anyone who raped a pug annually there's not a cordon of land that would convict that man they're just isn't I'm sorry I know the law garrgus wouldn't take the cakeparagus would take that beneath me he'd take a pro bono it is just the dog now let me check in with the 11 year old and the big bang theory t-shirt to see if he agrees with us do you understand what's going on here are you a pet owner I got a dog named Phil he has a big old fat tail l l that dog that thing his tail looks like the back of davie crock its hat it just hangs there and I don't even know if he has an asshole I can only speculate you assume everyone's a mother yeah I'm assuming but I've never physically seen it where's a pug you can see from outer space and I'm just saying for that reason we don't need pugs there's a young boy in front row age about 12 ish and this is the best day of his life yeah how old are you young man 10 I like Adam what he used he used davie crockett to explain it to him you know someone who was dead 50 years before you were born you know fast parker right right okay of course you pick fast parker fan he's a young boy every young lad I'm sure you're up here with your red riser and your rider daisy air gun and heaven foot whether you got one of those little wagons where he put the roller skate wheels on it it's got the box are we playing stick ball earlier today or no 22 schedun nothing soapbox derby no uh what'd you cook in big brookland Dodgers fan are you what do you kids do these days this one says Hawaii Hawaii which is a state Hawaii is Jimmy and I went to Hawaii many years ago we were we're golfing tell us a fart story and uh Hawaii is one of the worst places the world to fart in it's not good farting country oh the islands islands are bad for farting yeah there's always a trade win carrying your great effort out to see yeah it's it's horrible but we were uh we were there and we were we're golfing and uh at some point Jimmy said to me you know why hawaians loves spam and I said uh I don't know why and he said because they used to be uh can't with cannibals cannibals yes there were cannibals and I said is that true and he said yeah that's why they love spam and it tastes like human flesh then we found we found a Hawaiian person to bounce that off of yeah yeah do you remember her reaction yeah it didn't really bounce yeah just sort of stayed there yeah just kind of stuck to it just kind of stuck to art what's the current you know I'll tell us again to the kid there was a time before google when people would say things and we just go with them there's no you nobody's like let me check on my phone you had to go to like the store and and insult the cashier and it was also funny because it was total 100% confirmation like Jimmy's like here's what happened we talked to one random hawaian chick who was 29 she said I don't know what you're talking about and we got on with our lives yeah we didn't have to do anything but I will tell you uh hawaii not is enjoyable for me as it is for my kids because um I don't know Jimmy you didn't you didn't get to do anything like when I was a kid no nothing when I was I was at Cub Scouts the one adventure we went on we went to the local Carvelle ice cream store in Brooklyn and they did not even give us ice cream right we just went and went to the store went to the store went back to the mom's house yeah that was our field trip I want to Eagle Rock to go to the Lorry's taco seasoning plant to see how seasoning is made and they gave us miniature packets of taco seasoning oh you got something to take home with us yes there's nothing a nine-year-old likes more than seasoning but it's not their group beef this isn't fun dip but it is now ruined every experience I have with my kids because when I went there with my kids and your cousin's sounds kids and everybody their whole thing is like we want to go to the Luau and it's like 95 dollars ahead to go to the Luau they go to the Luau they eat six dollars where the pulled pork and then at some point when the guy at the tiki torch comes out they announce we're bored we're going back to the room and then they all go back to the room to watch TV where we're all sitting at the Luau and then when we get to the room one of them announces they're hungry I want pizza and I want chicken fingers and then my wife goes running for the phone and then I yell put the phone down we just spent 95 bucks ahead at the Luau and then she's on the phone with the room service and then I go put the phone down and she goes pepperoni or Hawaiian style or what do you want and then my son's like and chicken fingers too and then I'm screaming yelling no and then it turns to the world's worst vacation it's gonna get to that anyway no matter what as long as you're spending money and the kids are enjoying themselves you're not going to be happy that's right this one I don't know this is in your I don't know wiki chubaka it says wiki and have you ever seen star wars I've seen the first one I've seen bits and pieces of it yeah I'm mad that obi one canobie is named obi one canobie and not obi one canobie when everything is C3PO and all this kind of stuff he was Mexican it was yeah obi Juan canobie yeah you're pronouncing it wrong we got to build that dome obi one canobie but everyone just said obi one canobie right did they say Juan let me tell you something there's a famous one there's Juan Valdez he picked beans for Hills Brothers coffee oh they smell so good that was a deep one try this that guy's name was Juan Valdez no one ever does that with obi Juan canobie they just say obi one canobie you're right with a lot of letters yeah no yes yes it doesn't make sense to me well he's not a wiki but we're gonna let you I put a a box on everyone who likes anything all science fiction and all anyone who supports those arts thank you yes we don't I don't care for that no this one my kids are gonna grow up in reality where they walk out of hundred dollar luos and order off of the room service menu that's the kind of world of gravity I went my kids to grow up in not this fantasy land where I'm in some outer space shooting the blasters at each other sorry I want to give I want to hand it to whoever wrote the word mitochondria on this ping pong ball it's right back all right back are you are your research clinician a registered dietitian oh you know what I like to have registered my hands that'd be awesome as dietitians yeah so tell us what that is I don't know I don't know what that is I failed biology I was I missed her delivery failed me in the 10th grade and I flunked out a biology so I don't even know how to answer that I work in a hospital and I assist patients with their any diet education they need or assess their nutrition status and you can't get fat with a job like that right because if you want to get like here's what you should be eating they're like okay exactly yeah yeah yeah but isn't isn't well first off I don't know what hospital but I hope it's not Kaiser no no Kaiser was Kaiser my whole life and then at a certain point they put the word permanent day at the end of it it's like well now I'm never leaving the hospital look a worse diarrhea permanent day it's always terminal at Kaiser Permanent yeah Kaiser temporary temporary yes the permanent day but being in the hospital the whole plan with the hospital is how long you're in the hospital permanent day sounds like you're you're never going to leave and if you do you're going to leave with a big Z across your chest so I'm sorry I'll wait a minute how can you get preachy about diet in a place that just pretty much serves up jello and shit on a shingle oh no no no that's not true Adam they do good food now absolutely you can get good food at the hospital yes well depends on what hospital you go to at my hospital we serve good food and so my condra what is the definition it's the powerhouse of the cell thank you oh the part there's like the nucleus and the whatever is in the Santa Maria and the yes the Pinto I think right right it's the part of the cell yeah let me tell you something when we start talking about how much we share it's like when people talk about you know you you're 70% water in the world is 70% ocean I just fucking glaze right over like a donut I have I know we're all just a bunch of cells I didn't even know there were parts of cells and uh you but but do you bore all your clients with this kind of granular I do but I get paid so it's fine you get paid I and doesn't do do people listen to you because I feel like I tell people things and they don't listen I'd say about 3% of patients listen to wow that'd be a bumper for me I still get paid though whether they listen or not right do you have weird nurse shoes you have to wear the house no no no I get to work cute clothes you get to work here ugly clothes I work cute clothes really gonna have a pop a few catheters out are you no no that's nurse work I don't do that okay all right I talk to patients I don't touch them all right well I've seen a lot of movies that depict nurses and I always appreciate your work but somehow they went from super hot candy striper to just big brothers you know my thought is and not with you so I can speak my mind you know I was by your theater and there must be some sort of nursing academy or something that's by your theater yes I have a nursing academy I didn't oh that's your nursing academy I he's a doctor I didn't know didn't I give you a business card I saw a lot of nursing students like getting off the subway or crossing the street or there's some some sort of nursing hub that was out front of your theater or next year theater some years ago and I started noticing that the nurses were getting huge like the gals were getting big and I realized they are wearing scrubs now they're not wearing the form fitting little skirts and tops that they used to wear the candy striper they're wearing these big billowy things and you know how rappers get huge because they wear sweatsuits they fill in they fill they fill it in like the goldfish does with the bowl and you know that feeling of when you wear pants and you eat too much and go oh it's a little bit tight like I got to take a little I got to take it a little easy I feel that way about nursing outfits we got to get them out of the scrubs and get them back into the dress that George Jetson's wife used to wear oh Judy yeah Judy Jetson that's that's what we need to do and also my policy with fat cops Jimmy you have a policy with fat cops I do what is it you get issued one bulletproof vest you do it when you're a rookie cop at 168 pounds and that's your only vest and if you want to get more really obese that's on you but you still got the one vest so you're gonna have half of you slopping outside of the vest I want to take a bullet that'll be your business on the taxpayer we buy no more vassal all right let's do one more tenacity tenacity I like tenacity I feel like it's thrown around a little too easily yeah it's not yeah there is time sometimes you should give up like yeah hear a lot by the way I don't think you're gonna hear these stories anymore but a lot of those like people over 65 is like well when I met your mother she was dating another man and she was engaged at the time but I didn't give up right I stowed away in the trunk of her car and I popped out when we got back to her apartment the underground parking like there's a lot of like weird stories that should be super creepy and every story about dating back in the day was like tenacity we call it stalking now yes now now you're sexual predators like think about all this grandpa grandmasters like I walked up to Becky Sue I introduce myself she slapped me in the face and called me fresh but I fall in her out to the mule it's like the most tenacious people on earth are stalkers yes they really are they have tenacity that's one thing you can really say about them yeah it's like when I went to I just thought of this my wife and I went to her gynecologist when we were planning to have babies you know and I don't remember what led to this diagnosis if you want to call it that but the woman was looking around in there and she found something she saw something that I'd left behind and she said she told my wife your husband has tenacious ejaculate wow I love that band yeah tenacious ejaculate that is they're on the side stairs are Coachella but watch out for next year I would oh you and I hold your ears young lad you and I did a man show bit where we got our ejaculate tested right yeah we did yeah sperm totality test it mine was more mobile but yours was larger numbers mine was doing some sort of a choreographed dance we don't know what happened that's right yeah yeah I don't remember a lot about your sperm other than it sticks to the roof of your mouth it's like fucking creamy peanut butter but not not like you've ever had before hold that boys ears so tenacity like I'm gonna have a talk with my son right go son I'd like you to have some tenacity yeah but a reasonable amount of tenacity two much tenacity makes you a super pain in the ass or possibly a stalker right right right all right shall we pick the one we did ten which one do you want to review them real quickly well how much Jimmy how many of them actually have initials got to be all right I tried to only pick I got rid of the ones that do them initials so we don't have a problem Fox News Tesla tenacity pug uh what is this one I think I like pop I like the pugs my to conjure you hot ass stuff uh Hawaii and yeah tenacity again all right I say pug I say all right all right well let me find that one the uh initials are the person who wrote pug are mk so it could be one of like thirty people here now it's the two most common persons there's a woman approaching the stage hair shit man we did not have to stay I want you to have this ball hi how are you congratulations I'll let him know he's like my pug yes oh well let's hug thank you you're you're gonna wait let's say hi to Gina I think Gina's gonna give you something it's in ten pieces what was that a bucket of chicken what is uh oh she's getting a simple item you will be winning a ten-piece system by simply safe with all the bells and whistles and video doorbells around five hundred bucks muscles of Megan turn around face the audience go say I'm sorry people that beautiful I'm making every day actually you're you're like a young Jim Morrison like it and then he walked on down the hall mean the ten-year-old will listen that song later mother ah all right let's see Jimmy do we what do we got left let's see what do we have left well you've had a long day I know you have Kyle Dunnigan is out there getting ready to come up here and do his uh Donald Trump and his bill mar all right well I think uh Jimmy's done way more than for me and then I can go right huh just have him do me and uh nobody will know any different I didn't hear it's not it doesn't matter it wasn't that funny I'm sorry well Adam congratulations I remember doing that first podcast with you your very first podcast where the audio was all screwed up and I don't know I if anyone did listen to it they really really wanted to hear it yeah because it sounded so terrible and you were so mad afterwards Jimmy told me a great story backstage and I thought it was so true because at you guys at God willing will learn at some point that almost everything just becomes work no matter even if you're living your childhood dream it still turns into work at some point and Jimmy and I were living our childhood dream we were doing the man show and there was a bit where we got to be playboy photographers for a day yeah and we went to the studio and they had the playmates and they were naked and we were shooting them and we were looking also yeah yeah we looked hot yeah oh no I mean obviously yeah but them too yes the women were beautiful the women were naked and we were living the dream sort of duly we were not only were we starring in a show that we created together but because it was our idea one of the ideas was become a a playmate photographer for a day and we went back and we shot all day and we went back to the man show offices and like the next day or whatever the daylies came in or whatever they called it it was time to go start the editing process and we got some news and the news was the news was there was no audio on any of the videotapes right so it was useless we couldn't use it it was useless and what was funny is Jimmy was telling me backstage was we were both pissed when we realized we had to go back and reshoot yeah we were being a playmate photographer again and I said this again yes I'm really that's how you know you've arrived and I said Jimmy that's the day my dick jumped the shark yeah yeah that was a real revelation I knew we're jaded at that point like god damn it she's gonna take off her clothes again oh the labia minor and the major I think in E flat all right uh Jimmy came over every year in December we like the labia menorah for eight nights Jimmy Kim alive ABC's everyone good time 1135 the great Jimmy Kimmel the one responsible for all life thanks my brother all right Kyle done again yeah what time is it I brought a watch but it's barely 850 850 all right where's my uh huh oh that one sorry I'm looking at the wrong place all right let me tell you about uh let me tell you about simply safe while we bring Kyle done again up here yeah you just got your $500 chip pack from simply safe best reviewed home security the verge and wire cutter call it the best readers choice from PC magazine with a CNET editors choice twice over 40,000 five star reviews online simply say protects your home around the clock 24 seven professional monitoring set it up 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I have a few reviews here okay yeah I just thought maybe you could read a couple the bad reviews as bill and I could sort of I don't know purge my system of them yeah there were actually a lot of things okay here's way there wasn't a lot well bill that about taking over okay you've had your celebration okay there wasn't a lot of that you really deserve we've been doing something for 10 years that literally anyone could do a podcast I've been doing broadcast television for 25 years well you need ratings okay you need to click upload on iTunes okay here we go one star this is called old material by Ronnie the Yo this is the same material he's been doing for a decade okay this will probably be enjoyable if you've never heard of Gorola before which actually is most people okay I feel like he feels out living a little bit okay here's another one oh one star again oh well we picked the bad ones this is a picture yeah I did it sounds like you need to pick from well it sounds like you don't believe me the way you say oh yeah oh I totally believe we'll see there you go again it sounds like you don't believe it does it that's what I'm saying does the intonation this sounds sarcastic this one's called not his best work okay better in a live show format like his podcast love line or man show was really let down by his stand-up performance that's not good when you stand up it's worse than a show that has juggies in it okay was that one star bill that was one star okay here we go two stars this is double the other stars but it's still bad right it's still twice as good it's still very bad it's still it's bad as bad though it's double it's better okay it's double better but it's still bad right you've seen started off strong okay okay well that's enough but really faded towards the end oh seemed like he was searching for something to say not really that good must be a big fan to make it all the way to the end so I guess no one finished oh this is this this is a one these these are haters bill these are just a couple of haters there's so many I wouldn't say I don't know what couple it's just a few there's so many great five star reviews couple times 10,000 okay well no wait a minute you do stand up right I do something different than you my stand up has something called jokes in it okay oh no wait a minute it's bad on stage for two hours okay oh Bill wait a minute you haven't even seen my special I've seen your special I did I saw the first five minutes I was having trouble sleeping so I said let me watch this crap it did the job here we go two stars all two stars that's better than one yeah much better it's much worse than five though isn't it yeah I while there are many five star reviews people just keep that in mind we had to really search the internet to find a couple of bad reviews you know took a while Adam has a lot of friends that he said please put five stars on this piece of shit okay this one's called same old so many warmed over virgins of bits he's been doing for years it's saddened me to leave such a just no review not fresh so maybe he really is Taco Bell material oh you are like Taco Bell you know because diarrhea comes out of your mouth and when you have Taco Bell it comes out of your asshole okay I think we've heard not but yeah maybe this isn't a good segue but it's available at chassis 2s isn't a Y dot com and you can get it on iTunes and leave a nice review irrespective of what Bill said I would say it's pretty darn good thank you Brian I appreciate that Bill we're both stand up comedians I think we have well okay no I mean we both stand up comedian we both stand up no I'm saying we're both seasoned professional stand up I say jokes and you do your thing no I miss jokes too now I look you have your audience right I have my audience okay no no what do you mean okay I well they're different that's what I'm saying and by the way you just miss sunny Natalia those two are awesome who's that that's my boy and my girl wins those two I've told you about those two you like it it's hard for you to put that smile on your face I know what do you mean I love my twins right no I do it's that Natalia's awesome she's so full of life she's fai face is have they seen your stand up I'm putting that in quotes I know oh you don't have to do quotes I do stand up you can just call it stand up laugh at it do they right well I you know it's kind of mature audience thing you know I think it might be a little you 85 year old enjoy it no no I don't mean elderly I just mean you know 14 you know 13 plus PG 13 you know I'm saying oh right yeah you love my son seems like a great boy I said delight we watch your show together oh really yes okay and maybe he dreams of one day being on the panel I'd have many time you'd have many time right what's it all about you oh yeah no I mean to talk about the you know hot topics right okay okay I promise I will do this you okay you sound insincere but it's just your normal promise I will have your 12 year old boy on my show all right I feel like you're you you sound you're intentionally insincere no this is your day we're celebrating in a garage surrounded by machines that are killing the environment I love it here what's it that way it's less celebratory you don't seem very proud now you're right these are porches let's warm up the planet haha well I know I know Donald Trump doesn't much believe in the planet what's totalized it's a hoax oh there's there's gentlemen make up this hoax they made up the environmental okay snowing how is this possible well I don't think it's global warming I think it's called climate change you know it's just let's do it's a difference well the difference is it's creating it's not just all about it being warmer like we had the coldest February in in like 150 years yeah what's the problem it's called yeah I don't get it well I'm just saying we don't know what we're doing to the planet and now we have to start a green new deal in order to rain in all this seems okay to Trump it seems like pretty okay yeah it seems okay but I mean you're I go with my gut not science yeah I know but we should listen to science the gut is much more accurate really measuring measuring can go can be off the gut never off so you're you're saying your panace is more accurate I don't know what that is I drop as the most fantastical panace in the universe believe me Donald that's the part of your gut that sort of hangs over your waistline that he was saying penis no no panace panace drop as a terrific panace as well I'm saying you're trusting your gut more than just I trust my penis more than any measurements I go with the penis all right but can I ask you this if you had an airplane pilot okay and he was landing your private jet that my my log out or wherever you're beautiful beautiful no poor people anywhere near my log out right is it a remedy all right now would you would you want him to look at his altimeter to check his altitude I don't know what an altimeter is what I'm confused with what I'm maybe we're getting in the weeds here but what I'm saying mr. Trump president Trump what I'm saying is a expert all right so emperor Trump and what okay look at that your private you have a private pilot right you and Melania okay you and that old bag all right you and hooker just your you and weird words you and your gal okay you and a gal broad all right you and a broad are in the bag of a rod or in the back you're in the back of a layer jet layer jet 747 all right I'm sorry I've got four people okay very poor people fly around your little chance all right I'm sorry you're you're an Air Force wife I could throw a football in my plane really you throw a football in your plane I could but the Southwest flight attendant would toss me off the 737 it's round it's round upon it's round upon yeah okay so you're in Air Force I could kick a small baby on my plane it would not even hit a wall wow it sounds like you've done that that's a very specific detail twice do that is so hold on you're you're in Air Force one that piece of crap and you have yeah it's nice it the faucet's not even gold no I know but the but it's the brush the brush nickel it's a good it's a very good luck okay so listen you're piloting us forever to tell the story he's flying you into Florida right you're going to Marlago right beautiful beautiful okay he's landing would you like him to look at the gauges for altitude and airspeed and things of that nature or would you like him to trust his gut hmm let's see here trust the gut yeah see this is it took a long time to get here but I'm trying to illusory he doesn't have a trump gut oh he's got the trump gut is a oh he's got to have a trump gut solid gold gut oh I see so he's trusting a sort of mortal person's regular yes a regular normal dumb gut yeah so you know I could find the plane so you know what all the dummies to trust their gods right trust your gut that's right trump gut trump got vote trump gut 2020 trump done center of the Trump best gut in the universe you chocka max a patta do we have something I want to do with Trump I can't remember what we uh blah blah what if we just bow to our leader is that we can bow to you but I think he had could we go parade with some weapons I'm gonna check maybe so terrific I'm gonna tell everyone about Kyle Dunnigan by the way his Instagram at Kyle Dunnigan won you can also see him live March 13th what is that that's come uh huh that's that's tomorrow yeah yeah a couple days from now a couple days from now the Kyle Dunnigan experience that's at Largo and uh Nick Croll and Sarah Silverman are gonna be there Natasha Lissiero all my all my favorites all terrific and all there all right shall we do a little news and trump can hang out if you like and oh it would be an honor president for you to stay for news well now see news with Gina Gina the news with Gina grad the front row sang along with that song I want these people removed that was great well uh Adam I know you like to be on your feet but you might want to sit down for this first story because I have some very very bad news hmm actor Jan Michael Vincent the air wolf television star who let a glamorous but troubled life has died he was 73 the death certificate shows that Vincent died of cardiac arrest on February 10th took a while for the news to break it did and in North Carolina hospital no autopsy was performed it wasn't clear why it took a few weeks uh for his death to surface but it did now remember for those of you who aren't giant Jan Michael Vincent fans and I can't imagine there's anyone here uh he starred in such films as 1972's the mechanic 1978 Hooper in which he played a stuntman opera on Hooper yeah the mechanic was Charles Bronson I think was the mechanic of course it was now just be a squatty Mexican guy who put your seat too far forward but back then it was a cool dude with a mustache you kicked ass right yeah and his handsomeness earned him a spot on the cosmetic surgeons 10 best noses list of the 70s yeah yeah however things were not always rosy for Vincent here's a quick highlight reel of some of his troubles uh he pled guilty in 1997 to drunk driving uh he left him with a broken neck he was sentenced to a rehab program he was charged in the 80s with Barroom Brawl in a separate case he was acquitted 1986 of hitting a wife I don't hold the Barroom Brawl against the guy I feel like that's a feather in your cash we should all have one good Barroom Brawl yeah instigating a Barroom Brawl that's a bragging rate yeah also if you think about Barroom furniture uh it is simultaneously the most durable stuff on the planet because a 200,000 asses have to sit on it a year and also the most brittle because if you pick it up you can break it over anyone's head it's just every single Barroom Brawl I've ever seen on a western on a TV show the guy at some point picks a chair up mashes it over another guy's head and it disintegrates like it turns and vaporizes it turns into powder yes the bottles are all made of sugar the uh the the furniture is all made of balsa wood yeah so I don't see what the problem is with a Barroom Brawl okay we'll give him that one and by the way if you see the movie Hooper there is a great Barroom Brawl in the movie Hooper we're on it uh he was sentenced to 60 days in jail in 2000 when he uh violated his probation by appearing drunk in public and punching his then girlfriend oh Jan you can't do that it's a boy named Jan exactly so he uh as Adam would say he will be missed what did she do though look there's two sides there's a there's a chance she got mouthy she was a little mouthy well you mean for a living right yeah it's probably a waitress or a pub with this there's a little pub okay well no you mean what did she do for work no I mean would she do to get to get punched in the face hold on Donald nobody does anything to get punched with maybe she was a little mouthy as she says all right baby she even that would not be just the patient didn't know and they you know close the the trap sort of like you know well look I don't care if you're mouthy or you've been eyeballing your man or whatever it is you're there's never an excuse to hit a woman I'm saying you can't get this is why this is why he's the best funny guy okay Gina go ahead but you can't punch you cannot punch a woman wait is she's far away no no I go I'm like out of the distance no I'm not talking about rain arms okay I have very long arms okay I'm not saying there's no punching of women he's saying you should you should never I'm not saying it's a thing I'm just saying this to a side it's okay I'm one side we heard the punch okay yeah I'm just saying it's probably you know if you're running for re-election it's probably not a good angle what I'm saying is I shouldn't run on this no no I'm saying don't run on this okay okay bad optics okay yeah all right so Jan Michael Vincent gone gone Jan Brady still alive correct there is no god yeah there's no god it could I say this apropos of nothing but I saw an ant in my bathroom this morning and it was like wandering up the wall alone and I did that move where I'm like I got an ant and then I was like I got to kill this ant because we've all decided that the lone ant is a scout and right but maybe he's a drunken hobo disoriented and it's not like you see a guy wandering around the street walking in a half circle and you go that guy's a scout you go that guy's peeked out on best sauce it doesn't know where he is right he has no posse yeah the ant could be out after a long night could have had you know a tough night walking it off stumbling trying to find its keys you can't take that chance yeah I can't I don't but by the way when he gets back to the the hill or the hive or the pod or wherever he gets to what does he tell the rest of the ants like hey there's a bathroom with nothing in it come on like you know what I mean no sugar it's not like there's I got a fucking pig in the ground there's just it's just a bathroom there's there's like a couple of multivitamins laying around there is nothing why would you report back to he's gonna have nothing to report you got to figure there's another scout in the kitchen though he's the one who's got guys green news and are we too impressed with their strength like when they go they can live 20 times or so yeah they don't wane if they ever see a super skinny guy and he just pops off like 25 chin ups and you go big fucking whoop I bet you couldn't bench your buck 40 you know what I mean yeah it's too fucking easy I'm saying we're a little impressed with ants I like to wound the ant so he goes back and he's wounded oh he tells the story don't go in there send a message just right tell the world how do you wound an ant I think it just take one leg off just one just one you get out your two little bit to him so he shows everybody look what they did to my leg uh-huh oh like yeah like when a bookie like takes a pinky off and now now a message is sent right sometimes I'll mail the leg you mail the land back to the pill yeah back to the ant hill to send a message two stamps yeah two stamps yeah but you don't want it returned I guess right yeah you know what an ant leg coming back to you yeah it was unterritic what do you do with a ladybug punch it yeah yeah I had to think about that I feel like that was my idea all right I'm sorry no problem well the producers of the Simpsons are removing a classic episode that featured the voice of Michael Jackson I know right the action follows of course HBO's broadcast of leaving Neverland in which two men alleged Jackson sexually abused them as children and this was the 1991 stark raving dad episode which I'm sure you've all seen Jackson voiced a character who claims to be Jackson and who meets Homer Simpson in a mental institution the singer is listed in the credits as John Jay Smith the episode will be removed from streaming services and future DVD sets ignorant ignorant well I I look this is basically I I file this under the assholes with the co-exist bumper stickers on their fucking pre-assist like if it made a goddamn difference yes I'd be all for it like what problem is does this solve what if one member of ISIS like laid down this AK 47 at the fucking whole foods in Santa Monica big he saw the back of your precious car I'd be all for it but instead it's you just beating off into a ceiling fan just here to like hey everybody look at me look at me look at me and that a moment too soon 30 years after the allegations seeing the episodes like at a certain point we're gonna have to do the ultimate justice which is it's not gonna be enough that we've torn down the statues so that we've gotten rid of the paintings or gotten rid of I mean like even there's like colleges getting rid of pictures of great composers and and and and all the all the all the greats I can't think of right now all the Wagner's all the Wagner's no but even even all right we'll work out yeah blazing saddles everything like everything's gone but here's all here's all I'm saying soon we'll we will have purged all of this and it all it all be gone torn down put away well hang a sheet over the Shakespeare painting that's what's going to but it's still gonna be alive in our brain yes and we're gonna need to purge it from our brains like at some point Alexandria Acasio Cortez's daughter it's gonna show up and go I need to remove things from your brain not now just go about 35 years from now and she's gonna go I gotta get all those thoughts that you saw because if you think about it you brought up this episode I I saw every frame of this episode in my head when you said it so ultimate so it's always here I mean it's it's like you can tear down all the statues you want till that to the victims of MJ and we've all imbibed all of this stuff they want us to remove it's all in our heads really the only way to do it is full fucking lobotomies yeah sounds like a plan eternal sunshine stuff yeah yeah well what what snacks I mean if you think about it we're just gonna keep going we have to remove the the memory from everyone's head yeah okay awesome well a new study breaks down exactly what kind of liquor you drink depending on your political affiliation so let me just break this down for you see if this rings true Donald you don't drink right yeah I drink some oh you do yeah I thought you don't you don't drink not tell people that but I take the edge off I'll throw back a few you know what do it what's your weapon of choice whiskey whiskey I thought you brother wait your brother drank a yeah use a real boozer yeah and then you saw what that did to him yeah yeah so you didn't drink I thought that was a story I just I tell people that oh it's a good story so I learned my lesson yeah my brother right right I'll never do that again right so fun but I'll just never do it right yeah I'll see you too right yeah of course cocaine heroin roll Jesus yeah Molly Molly you do it all all that love it love it wow what the hell is going on good good time okay so and you do so maybe that that suggests some of your some of your some of your thoughts hey they get sweet like this if I was sober yeah you're right you're right you're right you're right it makes sense it was confusing when you didn't do drugs right yeah make sure yeah you got you there tell so uh so here's basically how they say it breaks down if you're partial to Michelop ultra keystone light you're probably a Republican and if you prefer whiskey or bourbon or scotch you're probably also pretty conservative however if you're super into white wine a real white wine enthusiast you're probably a Democrat and if you're really far left you love your cognac real did not did not know that is there a racial component to that I don't know what are the brothers doing what was the over under on bringing that up I got my boyfriend that early I got there were curva cia guys is there a difference hammer right yeah it's uh well that's interesting I haven't had a class of white wine in like like 19 years I'm gonna have that explain so much yeah I don't know I don't know why what happened you man used to be a white wine drinker well that doesn't stain my teeth all right Donald do you uh you do drink oh yeah you drink everything I've had a few before I came up oh really well maybe maybe that there's something to the maybe that's why you're punching women maybe you're talking how I was just saying this to stats that's all oh you're saying yeah you don't can never punch a woman you don't get you know you don't can what's that I never okay all right truck never ever punches a woman unless you know okay she does okay so punch with one one one side I hear you saying you never ever punch a woman under any circumstances absolutely never truck would never punch a woman right okay unless you know what again well you keep saying that at the end that's a qualifier right right right but I keep everything on the table okay so you never punch a woman never come on and a discussion I 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atom and checkout that is butcherbox.com enter the code atom all right Gina what else well a California family was extremely upset after they learned that their grandfather didn't have long to live and they got the news from the hospital robot instead of coming in in person the Kaiser permanent day hospital permanent day permanent day sent in a robot with the doctors face on the viewing screen to give the bad news and to make the situation worse the volume on the robot was too low so the patient's wife who's hard of hearing had to continue to have it re-explained to her over and over again because she couldn't hear what the doctor was saying the hospital apologized to the family this lack of humanities and saying did they make a divorce robot oh wait we can use the same robot it's the bad news robot the bad news robot oh okay I'll source the bad news I mean I suppose you can do anything with the robot so so sad how we've sucked the humanity out of out of relationships and out of life but they do have the divorce one yeah okay interesting um so the robot came in it's it wielded itself in said the grandpa grandpa's on borrowed time uh-huh and what then like when it cries the bolts come out of its tear jocks as it ball bearings if they shed a few ball bearing animated down they cut a few wires all right well someone's going to sue somebody right well the hospital apologized they promised to evaluate the procedures for delivering bad news to patients chant happen again can we put them like can we put the robot on administrative leave oh yeah put it in the rubber room just think about what it's done well we're gonna have to you know dock the robot or maybe garnish its wages or at least go to sensitivity training yeah like put put a strike on his permanent record and he can when we pull the robot file in a few years we'll see what this robot's been up to this is robot share other news like that'd be fun I mean it's just pulls into like bathrooms and tells people they're fat you're going to break the toilet to heckler rota heckler robots in a delivery ward yes a boy let's have the robot do some one-cell reviews not talk about the serial yeah Donald yeah you uh with the economy and everything you know it's going huh so terrific it's going good now it's never been better well it is it's the the economy is strong but people are worried about robots and automation and very scary huh very scary scary right robots yeah I'm starting a military force to fight the robots well yeah space shield there's something yeah the billet but those are robots which is weird all right but here's I don't want to put your feet to the fire but you say we need to build a wall right to stop big beautiful wall be beautiful wall to stop illegal some coming in here and taking American jobs but then what about robots well look first of all I have a more human thing to do for the border uh-huh I'm gonna dig a big ditch uh-huh just put them in there but a beautiful trump ditch uh-huh solid gold ditch right we just sort of push them in gently very gently push them all in there you know throw some food in there with the and what about the mothers and their kids and they'll go together with the mothers saying the kids the mothers and the kids and the robots in the ditch with the robot right everybody get the ditch wow trust ditch a solid gold ditch beautiful solid gold trump ditch the burden on the taxpayers no Mexico pays for the gold they pay for a solid gold yeah trust it'll happen it's gonna happen how do we get them to pay for it they got a bunch of gold down there they're hiding it those people they hide things they're very sneaky very so sneaky so sneaky I didn't know they were sneaky very sneaky okay all right so they're gonna pay for it right all right I I don't think they're gonna pay for it I trump ditch 2020 okay all right so we have trump gut and trump ditch right so the robot uh delivered the bad news yeah wealed itself on in and said grandpa's dad if you had to go in and tell a family a loved one was dying wouldn't you rather just recorded onto a chip until the robot to do it it was like the end of up in the air that movie we like we know where they they they they start firing people over you know television the same way yeah the cliny moving right and it just rolls back out yeah Homer Simpson receding into the bushes yeah I think I would like that I you know like went uh someone breaks up with you yeah you want I want to be over the phone people say they do it in person but I like actually is it weird I'm talking with my normal voice yeah we don't like we don't like this guy well wait I think I like that no it's weird because we can all agree like everyone goes I don't want to be broken up with over the phone but what if you apply that to many bad things like traffic accident like I don't want to get a head-on collision over the phone like I'd like to do everything bad over the phone sir that's that's me yeah I don't want to get a stranger you know in the room telling me something personal I like the robot I like the robot thing too a facts comes over the wire I'd like a facts would be even better yeah yeah you're gonna die yeah yeah stop full stop get back to carrier pitch it yes or just regular pitch it's not even we can't just pitch it they have all those pets to cheer everyone up you're right you're right the serve of the actual service dog the comfort dogs and remember we did the story a while back the the cat of death that would go sleep on people's beds in the nursing home and that person would die the next day yeah turns out it was like smelling death on people very the club yeah hmm oh we start like decomposing while you're alive like having gangrene or something yeah you get a head start all right sorry moving on moving shall we police in Florida say a woman was arrested this week for allegedly shooting her boyfriend because he was snoring oh this is my favorite story he was shot a man for snoring yeah time-lifed books we offer a whole series of time-lifed books now you could examine gun slingers for just 1995 made an authentic genuine imitation leather like I remember when I was nine going what is genuine imitation leather bound and beautiful and you can display these books and they had the they had the one where he goes that bank robbers no lady that's Jesse James did they they have like a just up but one was the guy he's so mean he shot a man just for snoring and well first off never go camping with that guy that's very mean yeah I don't I don't know which one of the Dalton boys that was but he shot a guy for snoring and it was in in the book so this wife she must have had the encyclopedia Britannica and took a page because 47-year-old Laurie Moran was charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery can I can we agree with this oh no that's not one of the Dalton boys were okay can we agree with this you don't get to shoot people for snoring in their sleep but you do get to shoot them once you wake them up and go hey man you're snoring and they go I don't snore then we get to shoot you right because now that self-defense yeah like this that's the Bible the person the land but that that's an attack there's a happy trust it there's not a court in the land so what you're suggesting I do is I randomly wake people up at 4 30 in the morning ago hey man you're snoring like I don't snore do you know what that makes me that makes me the worst person on the fucking planet that I just randomly shake people out of it to you leave me go hey man you're snoring I love the notes like if you do if you reverse engineer that part where they go I don't snore they're essentially accusing you of randomly waking them up and accusing them of snoring and what would be the benefit of that and also what do you do oh I gotta set my alarm for 4 13 so I can get up and tell my partner they've been snoring when they haven't been yeah no we were staring at the fucking ceiling and trying to do everything we could do to avoid waking you up before we woke you up that's a lost resort usually a little poke a little show you know like a little shift yeah pet their head gently we should go around robots to kill snoring people we should have robots tell people they snore that is the biggest denial move ever yeah I don't snore I fucking owned it like once in a like a million years ago Lynette woke me up and she said you're snoring and I said good it means I'm asleep and I went right back I went right back under but I owned it quick I owned it all right let's do one more all right well for the most of you who thought there were no blockbuster videos left you're wrong there is now one blockbuster video left on the planet and it's in bend Oregon yeah it's officially the last one now that the last one in Australia shot it's when I did the math on the pussycat theaters many years ago there were many pussycat theaters these were adult theaters and they would run these triple X movies and guys would show up at these movies with a whole bunch of other dude strangers and watch pornography in a group now every single one of them one under with the advent of home videos and VHS and blah blah blah but one is still in existence and that's the one on Santa Monica and boys town so there is chance a chance that things can exist as long as they go gay so if this gay blockbuster gay blockbuster Trump that makes sense to you right you have many gay friends no I don't I don't know any gay people but you say you have many gay friends yeah I say it but you don't have now of course I don't well you have many employees are gay no many your colleagues are gay yes I've a screening process of many people you've worked with over the years and the development goose egg all the projects and all the all the I've had hundreds of thousands of straight people all the all the development of projects for the well what about when you make a casino right and you have to design the interior of the casino make it very heterosexual oh really yes my designs repel the gaze oh really yes you don't have a gay guy come in and do the decorator I know no no no no just straight girls who choreographs the dancing fountains outside you what's that who choreographs all the dancing fountains out of big dancing fountains you yeah she's never been talking about you've never met a gay man never okay you only think by accident it's a hoax huh it's a hoax yes oh there's a gay hoax yeah there's no gay people this is coming from my gut again you're saying like climate change right homeless sexuality is just a hoax oh hoax zero gay people well wait a minute Anderson Cooper I think's gay it's very straight I know him very straight loves girls sun lemon very manly really yes I I think some I don't think do you agree agree okay there are no gay people okay I think but what about lesbians oh there's tons of those oh that's not gay though that's hot okay yeah that's not gay well I still think it's technically gay no no lesbian is not gay okay I'm sorry about that well not Clay-Ake and he finished second on the apprentice yeah Clay-Ake yeah yeah yeah we talked about brats me Clay yeah yeah yeah I was on that season I don't remember you guys talking about we talked about brats okay very manly okay well I got to tell you when we were traveling around there were claymates chasing surround everywhere so you know he's always banging brats Clay-Ake and always believe me believe me okay I believe you okay all right let me take quickly about Castrel Edge stronger under pressure Castrel Edge engines can lose up to 10% of performance due to friction Castrel Edge with fluid titanium technology three times three times three times stronger against viscosity breakdown than the leading full synthetic not one not two but Castrel Edge formulated in ways that always exceed the toughest industry standards all right let's do one more Gina Grant all right well doctors now have a better understanding of what happens to us when we die and many believe your brain may stay alive long enough after your death to actually realize your dead it seems that the really it's according to the New York Post it seems that you can still be brain active for up to 20 seconds that means for 20 seconds you're hanging out prisoner in your own lifeless body listening to conversations by doctors and loved ones talking about you being dead you'll have 20 seconds well five seconds will be I miss my kids and then 15 seconds will be I should have punched that goddamn robot when I had a chance the robot was right so I could still use my fist I should have punched that stupid robot so the lucky ones got their brains blowing out what's that the lucky ones out their brains blown out right you know they're dying instantly have no brain to you know what I said all right the guillotine you you're in that basket right you're in a basket they get they get to finish their silicaque there are anecdotal stories that you know people blink you know after her head beheadings things like that it's already got more but on you guys but it's it's it's it's great I feel like you're the one person who's allowed to the basket seems a little casual for heads you know what I mean oh you want something more it's doable it's basically a glorified hamper but it's for like noble people's heads right it's kind of a weird thing like in a world where like a spatoon is much nicer than a basket that heads go into every movie I've ever seen with the guillotine it's just a wicker basket yeah it's it's porous the blood would go through the blood would go through it it would stain easily it's like nice solid bowl like a make crusade you know what I mean yeah I tried it on the sun you know trump solid gold basket oh basket well not saying this trump I just watched my daughter play volleyball she's playing volleyball on a basketball court and she's wearing $75 volleyball shoes that I had to buy her to play on a basketball court when she could have just worn sneakers because that's what they use on that court so I'm saying in a world of specialization we have something for everything right just having the wicker hamper basket for the heads of the nobleman this feels a little catch is catch can it's undignified it's casual right there should be something or we should we should keep the marimen going like there should be a big puter pot with like crazy rats or something in it and they should attack the head Jesus it should be that thing where it hits like a domino and then that hits something else yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's that think of yeah the head the head rolls it strikes a match the match lights a fuse that's right and whatever it is it ends up with the next fall of the guillotine so we have to we have to hurry the next right the head knows for 20 seconds how cool it is yeah yeah why not make this some real like sort of whole family entertainment yeah instead of just you know cleansing out parliament the French Revolution or whatever we're doing this can be fun you're wasting a good roll yeah just roll across but strikes a match the match lights a fuse the fuse goes up fires a rock in the air it hits one of those bells with you know the strong men competition and at some point the game the game the balloons just take the head up to the head up to the heavens that's right the oh man beautiful all right one more Gina Grave all right well let's just stay with the macabre shall we yes traffic on a bay area freeway came to a stop recently after one California family chose to honor a recently deceased loved one by throwing wads of cash out the window of the car on the freeway one relative describe this as an oakland thing bram is there any truth man is this a black thing they said it's an oakland thing well that means the black thing and through five hundred dollars out the window that belonged to the deceased those were his wishes I gotta say brothers when you're doing that move where you're dumping some of your 40 on the ground address the people in the audience sorry my brothers that move where you dumped the little cognac on the ground for your fallen brother I was not down with I do not like the dumping of booze onto the soil I don't care how great the guy was but this balling up cash it we could use the buy booze you guys have jumped the shark that's absurd yes apparently the freeways were blocked for a while people leaving their cars in the middle of traffic because ones are raining down from the heavens you know what move I miss I haven't seen in a move in a movie in a million years the move where you rob a bank and like you're on this you're in a foot chase and you're like running through Harlem you're going through that neighborhood and there's everyone on the street you're not going over the Asian guy with the green grocer cart you know and you run out of the cops on foot and chase you that part at some point where you take a bundle of 20s you bust the paper ribbon off it you just chuck it in the air and all the people I'm running around as a cop as a stop it can't find you in the crowd that was a hot scene that's a good movie scene that they never do anymore you should add that to your list I'm going to add that to my max pet add that to my list of things I want to do that include jumping into a body of water with a knife in my mouth not long ways I'm not an idiot serrated side out think about jumping that's what tarzan used to do he like put the knife in his mouth and he just jump into the water like can you think of a word I'd rather put the knife halfway in my asshole and do a cannonball then put it in my mouth and go head first wouldn't you he doesn't make sense the only benefit must be that it looks cool because it's not as though a knife a super sharp pointy object would prevent you from diving into a body of water right I think it's gonna you know help you go a little farther put it in your sock or just hold it or just hold it I think it's there to scare alligators like the alligator go so fucking guys crazy I'm getting out of here I'm going on to the shore this guy's putting a knife in his mouth before he jumps into this room no thank you for that guy's nuts it's like fighting a junky on the street like don't do it you know you could beat him but the alligators are like I don't want to get hepsi too messy yeah too messy I'm sorry Gina grad let's bring it home you got it I'm Gina grad and that's the news Gina Gina that was the news with Gina grad last but not least guy co everyone's got a to do list how about you had save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance so you don't have to go anywhere pick anything up just go to guyco.com 15 minutes could be saving 15% or more on your auto insurance take that extra money put in your pocket save it up by this Gulf livery nice September 917 Porsche behind us that is worth probably 35 million dollars yes I'd say between 30 and 55 how 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