THE YSK HOUSE TOUR! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Forget that your good karma has come because the YSK crew is going back on tour. The YSK house tour is officially here. That's why this house has been here. Today is the day pre-sale tickets are available right now March 30th right now on the Koala Club and Koala Club only. For those of you that have made a massive mistake in your life and are not in the pager on the Koala Club tickets are available to you the general public April 2nd at 10 a.m. Easter. What is the YSK house tour? We will explain it some more. Me and Kam live completely different lives. The life of Kam, our oldest shovel dad, Payton, a single rich, rich, rich bachelor. But together we make the YSK house and we're bringing that house to cities across America and across the world. We're going to go to San Francisco, San Diego. My hometown Austin, Texas. Houston, Texas. Orlando, Florida. Boston, Massachusetts. The second home of YSK Columbus, Ohio. And then, Chicago, Illinois. But you know where we're ending the domestic YSK house tour? Right here in our backyard down this Texas. 10 feet from the studio right now. And we are confirmed, confirmed going to Sydney, Australia. We are, don't curse, we're confirmed, confirmed going to Melbourne. We are confirmed, confirmed going to London. We're going to Manchester. The YSK house tour is here. Tickets are available on the Patreon right now. The Koala Club only right now. But General Sale is April 2nd at 10 a.m. Eastern at ushanostudios.com. The link is in the description. We love you guys so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The Usha No Podcast. We got Koala's KM back in the studio. Boom, bucklot. YSK house tour, baby. Yes, sir. And you forgot something in the intro, big guy. You forgot something pretty big. About the tour? You could say so, yes, sir. What's about? Merch. Now listen, Merch is live the same day that general admission tickets are. So Wednesday, April 2nd. General admission? Maybe not general admission. Tickets are live April 2nd. Merch is live April 2nd. General public, not admission. So yes, Merch is live. I did forget. I'm going to be live as soon as the tickets go live. 10 a.m. Eastern time. So I'm very excited about tour. Beyond excited. Can I say something to the YSK fan base real quick? Y'all the worst. I love y'all to death. I was on a piece together this whole tour rollout for at least a month. How much money I spent on toy houses? We had the little dumb Tourette of one first. I can't see what that is. We had the first sale sign. And all the comments are like, oh, the studio is up for sale. They're moving studios. Are you nuts? We posted animated JPEGs throughout the last three weeks of houses, of ball pits, of all sorts. Yeah, so. I think you posted a picture of a bus that said tour bus. Yes, I posted it on Payton's Polaroid Instagram. It's a small Instagram page, but I posted literally a tour bus on it. So a couple people got it. Like they were like, maybe this is about a tour. I mean, somebody thought I was becoming a real estate agent. Whenever I posted like the professional pictures that me and Cam took on my Instagram. Like it's unbelievable the things people come up like a real estate agent. It's like, are you here? Like what would possibly make you think that you're just going to go start selling houses? It was impressively bad, the guesses that y'all had. But to the few of you that got it, congrats, because there was some few. We all had a couple there like, oh my God, y'all going on tour? Win, win, win, win, win. Yeah, congrats to y'all. And so we are going on tour. It's the YSK house tour. We can explain it a little bit. Yes. You want to take the reins? Yeah, so the YSK house tour is me and Cam's life is so different, right? Like Cam is a father. Well, by the time we go on tour, a father of two. Father of two, that's wicked saying. And I am not a father of anything. You're my father. You are your own father. Yeah, you are daddy. A lot of people do call me daddy like Pierce, right? Say it. Daddy. There you go. See? Daddy. So we live two different lives, but we're forming this one household together. Yes. His household is chaotic full of kids, minds full of degeneracy, drinking, and partying. But we're going to combine it to the YSK house. And we're taking this house on tour and all of y'all are invited into the house. So each time we go to a city, once you enter that building, you're in the YSK house. You're in the YSK house and there's relatable parts for everyone. Yeah. You have the chaotic, you have the kids running around, the up early, the going to bed early. You have the never going to sleep, the partying, the gambling, all the fun stuff. Being able to just drop whatever he wants to do and do whatever. You got all that in one place and it's the YSK house. And I think it's really interesting too because the fans, like y'all, the people that support and watch, I noticed this a lot in the last tour because it was the Payton vs. Cam tour. A lot of people whenever they were signing with Cam is because they related to his lifestyle. When they sided with me, you related to my lifestyle. And so that's why I sparked the idea of like, our lives are different. And everybody that listens and watches, y'all's lives are different. But together we can form this YSK house. And I think once y'all come to the venues and come to the show, you can see like, we're creating a whole world around this. It's going to be amazing. And it's just, obviously we're not going to give you the whole thing right here. But like, the conception of it, to the promo-ing it, to just talking about it, like it's going to be amazing. I'm actually beyond thrilled that we finally announced it. Oh, I'm so excited. It's like a weight off the shoulders. It actually feels weird to talk about it. It really feels like we're saying Voldemort. We're like, oh my god, no pun intended. It's kind of like the same review all over again. Bring in the YSK out store. Literally. But you just need to live to cry. It feels great to finally say it. And it is like, we're talking about a dirty little secret. Yeah. And so a lot, I know there's inevitably, every time we announced the tour, there's going to be comments about, why aren't you going to this city? Why aren't you going to this city? Well, it's because I don't like going to Kansas. I don't know what I'm saying. No, it's not it. We would love to tour all 50 states, but it's even a, it's, it's a miracle. We were able to do this tour because this is a month after Cam's second child is born. Yeah. We're going on tour again. So you got to keep that into, please, into consideration. So, and that's going to even be the beautiful part about tour. You're all going to get fresh dad of two cam. And so he's going to be like extra in his dad bag. Oh yeah. He's going to be checking on people in the audience. Everybody has sufficient water. I'm like, Hey, Medics, we need medic. Row four. She doesn't look good. That eyes drooping. Get down. I go, Cam, she just has a lazy eye. I go, call them off. Call them off. No, it's going to be, yeah, definitely keep that in consideration. Obviously we'd love to go see all of you, but we try to pick some, some big spots, some spots that are like central to multiple other locations. Like, you know, it's where it's not, it's not like, Oh, we're going to New York and Cali. It's like we're going, we're going pretty much our big places and our touring agent did a really good job of putting this tour together. So I'm super, super excited about it. If you're in the quality club, go get tickets right now. You know, those meet and greet sell out fast. And then to general public, if you're in the general public right now, you don't want to wait till April second, go get in the quality club right now and you can go get a ticket. So, yeah, it's fantastic. I'm super excited about it, man. Oh, I am too. I hate how you act on tour though. Why? Dude, you're so weird on tour. I'm weird. I'm weird on tour. Yeah. I'm weird on tour. If I followed your footsteps last summer, I'd have cirrhosis of the liver. And I'm weird on tour. I'm weird on tour. How the hell am I weird? Dude, this is because I actually said alarms. I make sure we're up. I actually brushed my teeth before we leave the room. Okay. That's not a tour thing. That's a life thing with me. I don't brush my teeth. Oh my God. I love it. Dude, it's because you just like, it's either you want to have the most fun or you're the worst person ever. Like, Peyton, sometimes I'm tired. That's all it is. That's all it is. Sometimes we're on the four- four shows, four nights, back-to-back-to-back. Yeah, I might not want to go street-sweeping in Columbus. Sue me. No, that was the worst part because I remember we were in like some lit city. Like, I forgot. It was either- let's say it was like Boston or Chicago or like some cool-fun city- I know it came I was like, you know, I'm gonna call it a night. I'm not going out But then we go to Detroit and he's like let's scooter around the city at midnight. Are you kidding me? I'm not going around my my what in was really talking about. I'm getting on eight mile my lime scooter. No, I mean, I'll give you that I don't think that's weird. I think that's being a human. No, I think sometimes I got that little extra pep in my step Oh, okay. I already talked to live. She's asleep Malachi did great the show is fantastic. Let's go kick it and other times I'm like, well, I gotta go talk to live the kids throwing up my feet hurt my back sweaty And I need to go to bed dude, but that's not fun That's the whole part about tours you're supposed to go be a party animal a rock star No, you and oh This oh my god this rock star thing with you you are you are you're very close you are your own version of a rock star but you Just The hotel room is not a rock star. Yes, it is Say this is like food or something's like He lays out takes the shoe off throws it he goes I was just $10 bottle water We have a shower we've every next show guys to that you only with once cam like I was finding like just stuff I could stand on yeah inappropriate things to stand on one a.m. And you're literally in your underwear You rip the curtains back. You're standing on like the 15th floor somewhere literally going like this Meanwhile if you pan if the camera panned over I'm in bed like this Just trying to go to sleep. Geez. No, I love sharing a bed with you though You didn't want to share a bed with me on tour you said my talons hurt we talked about this too much Yeah, you yeah, I think I would get two beds And that's kind of like the whole the whole principle of this tour I guess we just kind of explained it like how our lives are so different and I think as the tour goes on We'll create more tour stories and so when we do these shows in front of y'all y'all get like a live update of what's going on I'm super excited about it I'm excited to explore to dive into that that there's a very fine middle ground. Yeah, there's very fine It's very much patents over here. I'm here, but we share some things right in the middle Yeah, I think that's what the true lovemaking is made. 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I don't know if you would I'd be a better mom than you You You think you'd be a better mom than me? Yes, okay? What? Universe are you a better mom than I am you don't you are not loving like physically loving you're an aggressive guy You can't even poop in public I would whip my nipple out in a heartbeat to feed my child you don't go Kim you wear under armor compression shirts in the pool. You don't take your shirt off in public. That's not true That's not Kid, that's not try it way too many Oreos. That's not true. I take my shirt off So you would definitely not take your your your your feeding tube out Hey when you want to go to the club or go have a drink or go play top golf at 11 p.m. Yeah, you can't yes, I can you're not leaving the kid home with me That's how this works buddy Kim you have to pull us. Oh, you're the mom you're the mom mom I'm staying at home. Yeah, you got a feed. You're not gonna go swing a fine iron with little bubble going First of all I do to the sky so if you don't think I could produce milk at a rapid pace I would fill up like eight little bottles of Food and just haven't prepared I would meal prep with my I'd be like factor meals like first off my milk would be more pure than yours My milk would be more pure than yours. I'd have more pure milk. You'd have your meal I'd have your milk. I'm more nurturing the fact that you're trying to argue that is beyond you don't cuddle right I've never seen you cuddle your wife. I cuddle my wife all the time. No, you don't have Raise your hand if you ever seen cam kisses wife in public three two one nobody. Thank you Pierce. Thank you Pierce I'm just piercing Yes, thank you Pierce you've seen them kiss on the lips in public. Yes No He's Okay, honestly Cam I'm a cute. Yeah. Who's a more like genuinely like I know I'm I'm like hard like I'm a thug, right? Yeah, you have a soft heart. Yes, but like I I I cuddle well. I nurture well. I get gifts I love flowers. I asked for flowers. Yeah, that's dumb to me. Who's more feminine me or you? Probably you exactly but that's it But that's in that is in this real life if you actually had to be a woman I think I would be the better woman. I think you oh, oh my god. You have mother Left and right my baby would have Gucci on that like the baby pay for what are you doing for that Gucci? Cuz I'm I'm I'm nose out of your business. I'm nose down working hard. I'm working hard getting the man I'm working hard, too. I'm staying up as ladies. I have to know oh, but the difference is when you hit the bed when I hit the bed When I hit the bed, I'm going to sleep turn the shoulder you hit the bed You're pulling out that ring light and an iPhone 17 Pro Max with a crystal clear camera You can't just hit one of these right here and go oh hey Steve Oh, hey Steve and then the next day my baby wakes up with Rags to riches story and your baby's in a D or jumpsuit and that's first of all first of all Twerkers or workers. Let's not put it down. You can't you can't just know first of all you're not gonna diminish my career You can't do that. You're not gonna disrespect me in front of my face You're not gonna do that you can't just start a blue pages and then make forty thousand dollars a month You got a market that right? I would market that I'm a master marketer Okay, that's fine. And so that's the hard work that goes into it. You stretch your butt five times a week and see how easy it is You go it starts to hurt Okay, you might okay, you know that is a job that your profession. Yeah, you know That's fine. You know, okay. No, okay. Let me be honest. Can I say something? You're gonna go more points about go for it go for it the only motherly thing about you is those childbearing hips That kid would have a great a great birth now if it came out. Oh my god, octa mom You push on eight for you for you that kid be like Ow, I get pushed out of a two by four frame to talk like a tunnel. Don't talk about my narrow urethra Don't talk about you know, that's a medical condition that I'm having problems with wait, dude I got a tight urethra. You've a tiny pee-pee hole. Oh my god, dude. It's like what dude when I It's like Oh Okay, can I say something happened with me like how tight though like how time I haven't gotten an x-ray, but no But like how tight like well, I think it's like a ball like a ballpoint pin No, but the hook doesn't do anything with the hole the hook and hold they don't correlate Well, here's there's the whole thing. No, I know but at the end and where the stuff comes out is the hole What'd you say the hole mine's a slit not a hole yours is round I have a hole note my slit wait mine No, mine's a slit, but I'm saying it's big enough like there's that's the whole you open it up Yeah, I put gloves on like I don't know what you're saying. Let's do the new topic. Let's do the new topic. I'm sorry patreon We'll talk about all your rethra boy Howie-owie that hurts, okay? Oh, okay. No, no, I before I even lose this thought no no sir No, sir, you can punch it all you need to before I lose this thought I've lost a thought before but she found another man here we go More speed than you goes fast as you can goes fast you care, okay? It is about speed, but it's also about it's definitely about the depth. I think hold on I think Do it again Whoa, that's good depth Oh Yeah, you know it's something miss it that might be my hips It might be my balls aren't small I can do it good. Look at you It's a little it's like it's like a little jugletation back there. What are we talking about right here? We go back to reality Can I say something? Oh? Oh? Wow, I was at the roundhouse kick. All right. I wanted a bite. He did die. He did. Yeah, he's dead He went to my middle school. Why did he not get a lot of praise when he died? He did really just not on your FYP I guess not all of my FYP. I didn't see anything. I didn't think it was I did not know Chuck Norris The Chuck Norris died until Liv's grandma sent it in the family group chat. Can I be honest? I think it was a thing I didn't think he was still with us. I think that was a hundred percent confirmed. He was alive either Exactly. I think he's one of those like oh wow. He was still here. Oh my god. What was he doing? How old is he 90? Yeah, I mean he lived a full turn. Was he? 86 you love the full turn hell of a lot. I mean there's you if you're wishing for much more than that I mean you're selfish. Yeah, let's share some oxygen. 86. Let's go. Yeah, what else you experienced especially is Chuck Norris How many middle schools can you get you're not? I mean he visited my middle school and I mean that's that's it flew Friendsy shut up shut up Chuck Norris Visited your middle school. I did not know Chuck Norris went on a PR tour a press run. No, no Chuck the Chuck Norris Visited you when you were 11 years old Chuck Norris visited my middle school every year Chuck Norris is at my middle school every year did he because I was in kickstart did what what is kickstart our karate program? Show me a move! Show me a move! You did karate? Yeah, yeah You didn't know I was in kickstart program? Were you ever gonna tell me that you you've done karate? Oh, I didn't do karate I was in kickstart program, which was a karate program. I never got past the white belt, but you did karate Oh, you have practiced a martial art? You've never said that. Oh, I had the traditional garb and everything Yeah, and Chuck Norris and the whole thing was Chuck Norris is gonna come at the end of the year to watch you kick wood That was the whole thing No, you didn't tell me karate and this is when you were young you had your long hair jagged teeth Oh Chuck Norris looked at me like I wasn't a human. Oh, yeah, you look like you probably came from somewhere I know you were inhabited Oh Yeah, no, it's probably say hold it little Yeah, yeah, so I remember yeah Chuck Norris I was in kid I was in the kickstart program. Well, Preston was in it first Preston was a dual athlete my brother. He was in band Doing the trumpet and then he would do kickstart program right after he quit kickstart quickly after And then he told me hey Chuck Norris comes to the school and I was like I love Chuck Norris I never really watched anything of him, but I loved him He's just one of those beings that you just heard of you never watched this but you knew Chuck Norris was I was like I'm signing up for kickstart right Is it crazy I don't have a single memory from kickstart other than Chuck Norris I don't actually remember doing anything. I remember having the gear and then like And just showing up and Chuck Norris was at the end of the year That's all I remember that is what and what grade was this six sixth grade sixth grade six that is very much like you're cognitive You're there. Oh, no, I was there you probably like sixth grade. You're you're you're liking girls. You're doing in sports like you're there I was figuring it out. I Would I want to be completely sold right there? I mean, I I didn't mean I didn't have any test subjects But that's what I think he said hell I tried I just couldn't yeah I mean there was a guy named Raul Escobar in my school and he got it done There's this older guy in my school. I was in kindergarten. He was in fourth grade. Is that little reading program? Mm-hmm. You're in a reading program swag You must know it wasn't like we didn't have to be it was like it was some for the fourth year They had to come down and read to the kindergartners. Oh, you're in pals. See you called the pals We didn't call it that see we only did that for our students that needed a little more help No, they did for every class. So maybe I did I think that's what I Go come to think about it. No one else ever talked No No, it was first grade, but no they but he bro. He just aura aura man, bro. No, dude No, that this is a better aura story we were in the seventh grade and we have this like we practically had like a week of Pretty much like borderline Olympics like the way our school worked and I don't I don't I'd never heard another school do this to be in Athletics like say for me I only wanted to play basketball to be in the period of athletics you had to play the sport that was in season Or you weren't in athletics. No, you weren't a good enough athlete. So no, no, it was for everyone's cross the board So school starts. I'm in football pads Because I want to be an athletic and I say hey, I need a helmet. They said we got to drive to the high school So we got to get no, I had a high school helmet in the eighth grade Audrey had a high school helmet when I was 12 And I'm not kidding. That's hundreds of fact. It was me and one of the me and Jared Bell Mine was more it's very normal shape just large his kind of kingdom crystal, but we both had massive heads They said bell Kennedy coming in coming the office shipments here We literally had we had high school helmets. So football boom, right? And then so forth so on football ends now. It's basketball, right? You have to think about I'm about to say there's a like for every sport. Yeah, there's a hundred and twenty kids trying out Yeah, they want to be in athletics Yeah, so and then the same at the track and baseball and baseball is at the very end So I finally was like I'm good. I don't have to be an athletics right right So at the beginning of the year though, they did your like baselines like we you did like your squat max your bench max Everyone went outside ran miles all these mm-hmm So they would just have it to gauge you as an athlete, right this kid I'm not gonna say his last name. His name is Noel shout to Noel. He ran in the eighth grade he ran I think a It was either 457 or 459 mile and when I He blew the rest of us out of water. Yeah Come to find out he was held back two times and a late starter He was 16 in the eighth grade He was 16 years old He was 16 years old in the eighth grade. I watched him drive himself home for practice one day I said we're in a junior high. How's he driving? I said how did he just get behind the wheel? Next year went to high school. He got arrested You want to talk about You want to talk about a Could have been pro dog y'all got my point Noel he was not granted He had a hell of a head start. I mean he was oh no, he started halfway Oh kids should have been on JV's playing eighth grade football B team But I was looking at scholarships. Yeah, I'm like, holy It's like Megatron catching those passes. He should be on varsity. I'm like what is going on? Can we find out what Noel's doing now? I probably don't want probably don't want to but hope I hope he's good Hope he's good. What did you lose track of Noel after got arrested? You got arrested and we didn't I don't really know what happened to him to be honest 9th grade he's 17 years old freshman He's probably he's probably doing all sort dude. He drove home in the eighth grade Drove home after practice. Yeah, that's right. Oh good practice boys. 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So I had an interesting story with a child. No, I put a child in my car Red card get him out of here. No, I didn't know the kid Oh No, you're gonna make me look like this you're gonna make me look like this That's not what I meant No, I asked his dad No, okay, this is what happened. Oh my god, hey, no more pauses or commas you got a key you gotta speed run this No, okay, so Very awkward story happen right very awkward situation So my neighborhood is full of like Oh Oh Much deep sleep last night. Oh god So my neighborhood's full of like kids and families walking up and down the streets right in the neighborhood, right? Yeah, it's all that I'm I'm new to this right, but there's always kids and families walking right Yeah, and so there is a kid and there's a kid and his father they were walking in front of my house Now I have a cyber truck right yes, and so cyber trucks are really cool to kids. They love cyber trucks, right now It's a big fridge with wheels Now I was inside my house, but I can see my front yard I see this father and his kid walk up to my cyber truck that's in my driveway. No sir And so now my neighborhood is really friendly right like everybody talks to everybody like everybody tries to be cordial And I'm new to the neighborhood so I don't want to be the get off my lawn. Don't touch my truck. Yeah And it's a child so I was like I mean you whatever you could have caused play as like a southern Alabama Seven-year-old white man right there. Yeah, I want it to be and I have a soft spot for kids Like I want them to like enjoy life and like you know if they if they see my truck I want to show them like Dax and your nephew. He loves my truck. Yeah, he did so It was a little too much, but the dad in the in the sun were looking in my car window No, yeah, I don't at that point. I don't care about being the new guy What do you think you're doing? Hey, that's not normal right? I wish I was Leave I wish I would have said that because what I did was so awkward So I walk out of my house and I go oh your kid liked the cyber truck and they go yeah, man Sorry, he just he loved cyber to his first time seeing one in person I was like, oh, I'll show me you want me to open the door. You can sit in the in the driver's side He goes oh, is it candy and I said yeah, of course because I've seen those videos on Instagram We're like there's a Lamborghini and like they make the person's life by letting them sit in the Lamborghini for the first time This was my Lamborghini, right? Yeah, that Lamborghini is typically outside of like a retail store though, right? Not your house right and so now if you know me my car is never clean So I forgot so I've been meal prepping right oh my god and one of my meal preps With salmon and the other one was ground beef. I had left two of The meal preps in my back seat for three days, right? In the Texas heat that's borderline like an offense that's like you put that kid in a chamber that is Infected Okay, if y'all want me to be honest one of those things I rolled out all the windows I'm like I'll get to that whatever I get home and I just always forget I'm being honest and y'all can't say I'm not on this podcast No, it's a it's a grotesque smell and so I'm like all open it up. He can sit in the driver's Daddy so excited for his son And put him in the car he goes look at oh my god I go oh my god I Grab my mouth I go I go and then I pretend like I've never smelled it before I go what is that? Oh my god, you flip the script you go what you do to my car? Kid goes dad. I don't want to be here Oh my god, he's putting this kid. He's like he's like oh my god the kids I Do Have the biggest painting attack ever that kid jumped out of that car The dad's a thanks so much Dude I was like standing outside of my truck like two minutes just like you know what do I do? I'm just like the game is the most embarrassing moment see in that bro. Those are the reasons Those are the reasons that I've learned to not be kind in this life For those certain yeah, you can be overly kind to like it's it's it's one of those things like I'm not I'm not gonna sit here and say like Karma is this is this real thing that it's guaranteed whatever when you it is a it is so weird with an Unbeatable track record yeah when you're living a normal life and you're a good person Now you're bad person sure go out of your way to be kind once walk when you're a good person and nine out of ten things You do they're they're jolly they're legal everything's good Yeah, and then you just get that inkling to make a little kids day and to show them a fridge with wheels Yeah, put them on the inside of that spaceship. Yeah, it never ever works out. Yeah, so I think majority of the awkward things in my life have come from me trying to be nice Dude, it does that suck yeah, cuz it's like you don't want to be this cynical person I don't that's like me hot side that that girl's waving start waving at her back Yeah, she gets all scared and runs away now in the neighborhood creep they put my freaking picture in the Facebook exactly did that happen apparently Apparently wait, I mean I like now you're a most wanted in your name. I like but it was a picture of my car You're like watch out for this car. Yeah, is that why you park in the garage? Yeah? You don't need to know where I live Bro, I know I'm like I'm like I tried to wave at a girl that seemingly was waving at me Yeah, and then it was really her friend on the other side of the car. Yeah, and just cuz I go And do the cheese do it she runs off and tear came you up. Yeah, I go oh Dude hey, I Huh speaking of being with younger people I hung out with your kid man. No, I gotta stop Better it is crazy. It is like a jigsaw of words right now You are it's speaking of being with younger people. I think you need a paternity test for your son You are out of your mind if you don't think that kid is mine I'm saying it might be mine. What does that mean? Can I say something? No, what does that mean? You didn't this is an embryo tube thing that side with still a baby, but I'm saying no I'm not saying the mean you're saying that means you banged my wife No, I'm not saying that I'm saying we do share underwear sometimes so some things might have collided I don't know what happened. You think I don't know how it works. It says crustaceans impregnated my wife saying it's a possibility because I posted your son on my Instagram story the other week right and I mean in a Stounding amount of DMs I got off of that Instagram. They saw he was yours. They said Malachi looks Unbelievably like you Peyton and I go no no he doesn't I looked again and I say well This little white boy got my Bro, he does low key look like me. Yeah, he's I mean no wonder he's so cute look alike I Can if you FF if we looked like I If we looked alike, yeah, oh come on. Yeah, we look alike at all look do this Cam if we looked alike I would use a facial wash Your brother use the facial wash super good Brother live Arkham What do you mean? I don't want to know what I can't know you got to know that Oh Okay, yeah, don't say anything else Yeah, what on earth probably steal from the Rothschild Battery acid is facing super good as I think that has to be muted right that has to be muted it has to be muted Oh my god, okay, okay, I'm a page. I was getting a hell of an episode. This is unbelievable Wow ticket tour on sale right now for our tour the YSK house tour. Okay, this is if this is This isn't a sneak peek. I don't know. Oh, and if you know if you've been any other tour, you know, we're we're a loose cannon on stage Oh, yeah, a little bit. I believe we were labeled unhinged. Yeah multiple fans from every city I and I think the thing I like about this tour is it's not as segment-based I it's a lot of it is just riffing like it's just a going oh Dude when I tell you I'm gonna get on somebody else. Yeah, if you're sensitive don't go to the show But don't heckle us because I'll kick you out. Yeah, I'll make funny first thing to go And there's no refunds Okay, I say real quick No, you're gonna get next time okay, but what we're selling at the shows we're selling signed YSK house tour flags people that give VIP mean greets get a YSK house tour lanyard. Yes, sir and then exclusive Hats hats and then shirts and then we're working on one more thing But that's what you're getting at the at the at the at the show it looks really good Yeah, and mean greet you get a cuss you don't get but you get to be in front of a custom step and repeat Yeah, it's really cool. We're doing a lot of what a seven repeat is like the backdrop. Yeah, it's really cool. Yeah Anyway, what are you saying? I was saying I have a question. I now this is a timeless question Yeah, timeless and I think I want to see if your perspective has changed now being With Sarah so Timeless question age old. Okay. What is it? Would you punch Sarah in the face? Nope for a billion dollars Anybody I put your son in the face Okay, whoa, I'm sorry punch Dollars came there's not much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. So you punch Sarah. Yeah, hard as you can yes Sorry, no, that's fine. That's pretty much. That's it. No You could I wouldn't say anything don't say anything but I asked my dad that right? Yeah, we're sitting around the counter Yeah, and my mom's right there and it started with I put my fist up to my mom just playing with it That's white people fun my mom Never touch I don't know her face skin feels like She doesn't play like if you ever want to see my mom mad put a finger in her face. She doesn't play with that that's different It's different, bro Never touch your mom's own cheek. I don't know my mom's face feels like I'll never know I'll never know my mom's face feel like you not even like oh mom Oh, don't no no no like not when you were yelling like mama I don't know maybe it's like when I was like But like not like when I formed myself. No So listen to this I'm sitting there with my parents and I started with that and I was like, oh man I would that would really mess you up and my dad chimes it. He's eating pizza mind you. He's sitting there face down He goes, oh it knocker clean out fold bad. Yeah, and I just go Like all right, let me let me segue this I go dad would you Would you punch mom in the face as hard as you can? As hard as you can for a billion dollars my father Without hesitation As a piece of pizza and he looks at me goes I'd kill her No No hesitation no stutter no choppy voice he really goes I'd kill her I literally go dad what the f*** He goes he goes billion dollars a lot of money And I was like you're being serious. He goes. Oh, yeah, you can tell me qt's he could help He I don't know I'm not gonna lie. I think a qt cup is surgically attached to your dad's paw I'm not gonna lie. I've I've known your dad for about 10 years. I've never seen him out of a qt cup in his hand Like and I want I honestly want to I want to see your dad at that that cup. Oh my god Every day he wakes up. He's just like Yeah, I know right there. He's like he sleeps with it. I've seen him nap with it in his hand like this Oh Your dad is a cartoon character dog when I said I absolutely lost it. Oh my god, dude My mom was like, oh, yeah, of course. I'm just chop liver My dad goes lisa. We had a great life Honestly, honestly a million dollars. They've been together forever Yeah, I get that point. Why not? I think it's selfish if your partner doesn't let you see now that like that now Would you would you okay? There's not a person on this earth. I wouldn't On this you to me for a billion Hit no. No. Oh, no. No. Okay. Good. I was about to say. I was about to say we need to go I'd hit anybody. We need to go to couples therapy. You know anybody though. You said what anybody. Yeah anybody on the planet and caroline anybody You would you would rock them sock them. Hey, ain't caroline. Can I have a head rub? Clean through the jaw for a billion How many times Did you got to do one as hard as you can though? 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That's ethos.com slash ysk Application times may vary rates may vary now on to the rest of the episode Pete the other day I was sitting there believe it or not. I was sitting down and I was thinking about our relationship Finally and just how we vibe. You know, you've been working on me. You planted the seed. I've been sitting here thinking Now when you think about me is it close on close off? Uh partial partial nudity. No, it's like half bottom half. Uh depends. So I'm typically bottom half If it's bottom half the whole room goes dark hit me Oh my oh my god that was Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders taking Yeah Oh All right be Bernie Mack Legend are you you just are you here? AI Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mack because it was a Bernie Mac job of him No, like his face on top of his body when he does the head man. I ain't scaredy. I'll Yeah, I ain't scared. Yeah, Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mac on top of his face like Put Bernie Sanders face on top of Bernie max face. You're trying to argue, bro Don't you know some strange verb is no I haven't verbiage Verbiage is that a fact? You sit and read the english dictionary just you can make fun of people Wow All right. Anyway, so while I was thinking about us. I started thinking This some of the things we like about each other and dislike about each other It can't they can't be universal like some other guys might not like it some other girls with their friends They might not like it so I have a quiz for you. Okay. All right. This is simply red flag Or green flag homies edition Oh I got this. I've had some I I mean you're a fake homie 50% of the time. So hopefully this is somewhere reflecting on to yourself Hey, they're just broad statement things I was thinking about and I want to know if you think it's a red flag or a green flag Red flag green flag homie edition. Yes, sir. Here we go Continuous roasting or jokes of the other person just that it's circumstantial I'd say those are that's very circumstantial. I think it's green. I think it's green flag circumstantial Like y'all y'all literally y'all get off. I make it fun to me But then when we do it to someone else, it's just as much fun. You have to you have to have a big heart Yes, I think you're not friends if you don't roast each other that's number one But it depends on how it's done. It depends on how it's done and who's doing it. Okay now the caveat now the caveat continuous roasting or jokes In front of the women. No There's a little worse Dude, dude, uh, dude, don't try to get So I'm gonna make it fun to me You have to get my car when we leave and you're roasting me in front of them. Oh, no. No, can I like it? Camp that was you in college. No, that was the what? No, that was not What you know how many times because I was less fortunate than you whenever I was coming out of high school and we were What and we were roommates in college and I didn't have going outfits. I didn't have going out No, shut up and so we would be like let's go to the club. I remember I was 18. This is traumatized Oh, okay. This happened once. Yes, this is bad. Yes. And so I remember I was like cam I don't have an outfit for tonight for the party. Can you can I wear an outfit? I mean head to toe. It was cam's outfit shirt pants shoes Everything was cams and so I remember I had some energy with this girl And I guess cam liked her too Because cam came over and we're like I think she complimented something on my outfit y'all sitting there vibing. Hey cam goes, you know that whole outfit's me, right? I was like the worst part worst part was this they were vibing. She was like, I really like your fit I literally it was like a drive-by. I popped and I said, yeah, that's all mine I got the hat on a special two for one as well. Who is your reaction? No, I froze. I was like this Oh And I was at the weird part of my partying phase because I wasn't old enough to like buy drinks So when people would like leave out half empty like drinks, I would just drink them They called me the back you had communal Odeosis you had a sip of whiskey a half a tequila over here. I'm not gonna lie. Jen. That might be the sickest I ever did in college We would go to house parties like at oakland with state university like huge parties like 50 60 people in there And like the night was getting like done And so there's like a bunch of half drinking beers or half drinking like just mixed drinks Like just laying around like on counters or on night stands and I'll do like this And I would just go around and finish it because I wanted to get to Honestly, I think I did that for the fins because all the girls liked you more than me Yeah, I was tired of being second. Yeah, yeah, but it didn't come to the expense of my boy That was some holy No, like that was crazy. I really don't I kind of don't remember that and I definitely didn't intend it like that Yeah, this is homie court, bro. This is homie court. It's what we're here for. Okay Here we go take now. This is directly for me. This is from my heart and I just want to hear your answer Takes forever to respond or text back now Now, okay, we're gonna set personal side because we know I have I have some I have some some of that I have a little little munchkin, but I always try my best to get back to you But for the general public this is my stance on that If you need to text your homie 24 7 you'll always need to be talking y'all aren't actually friends He's two kids by the way Yes, no, I'm saying like yes, I could Like there's there's friends like I have back in my hometown I haven't talked to like two years if I saw them tomorrow It would literally be like back to regular like we've never missed time. Thank you. Yeah, that's real friend Thank you. That was another one on the list. Actually, just always needing to be around and always need to talk to No, you want my butt? There you go. Like damn I go, pay for it All right, here we go always Big big emphasis on always always down for anything Green flag Super green flag. Yes. That's what I don't like about you. Okay, but that's but that's a different thing. That's what I'm saying That's a different thing. I'm like shine by cam. I bother. No, I still want the invite No, no, I hate you. I hate your participation truck Oh my god, then what did you have been a participant? Why why how so how oh my god? Oh my god, the yin and yang of life the lunar cycle has completed that You used to do the exact same thing to me win. Oh You would do the exact same thing to me I invite you to the gym It's no no no no so then it gets because I'm insecure. That's different. So that's even worse You're taking your insecurity out on me. I'm just like I can't go there's a kid screaming He's screaming My wife's angry I'm hungry I've slept in 48 hours No, I'm sorry. I can't go drink tequila on a wednesday. I can't do it. I can't do it I Asked you go to the gym. No, no, no, no so the fifth time it's like oh, he's probably gonna say no. Why bother same thing No, that's different because I am no blow it out. No, you can't eat your cake Me you can't make the cake and eat it too. No, the difference is I am available I just don't want to go you're just not even available. So there's no point in talking to you But what if I can move some chess pieces around and you can't and get available you never have That's not true. And oh my god. Another thing is you'll call me at seven o'clock on a wednesday Be like hey, you want to go out in an hour? It's like can't do that. Tell me on sunday. You know Okay, next one here we go competitive with the homie What does that mean like always trying to compete always trying to one up. It's lame. I think that's not a big red flag That's not a big red flag. No, no, perfect Now this now this is a this is a potential one right here calls you out in front of others This is an interesting one. Now. This is big time circumstances. Who's he's calling you out in front of? Uh, let's do and calling you out on what that's it. That definitely depends. Let's okay without specifics Let's just say Is it like if someone calls you out? Is it respectful? Like say say, uh Say you said you're done drinking, right? Yes, whatever we go out Just in the vibes and in the moments you order a drink The homie calls you out in front of whoever's right there He goes I thought you weren't drinking thought you weren't drinking you probably shouldn't do that Like he's really checking you because he cares for you or is that lame? He could pull you to the side that's lame as you pull to the side and I have this rule with homies If I'm if I'm about to get in a fight with somebody or an arm arguing with something somebody and I do something wrong Maybe in public you you you take my side you take my side and then in private you tell me I was tripping But when we're in public you're on my side. That's the that's the rule. Yes, right unless they're Put giving harm to somebody or they're doing something like like legally wrong or absolutely wrong Yeah, that's different But if like I'm on a weight loss journey, right and I say I'm not going to eat the quiche But then we're out with the friends and the homies and the huzz and I see the quiche and I want a piece of the quiche I'm gonna eat the quiche and I don't need you to tell me not to eat the quiche in front of everybody That's a fact because now everybody knows I'm insecure about my lumps If you're insecure that I'm dying Okay, here we go last one last one now this is now this is I cannot wait to you gonna get us going always pays or covers for you so some people think That that's like, uh, you're doing the most like I can buy my own Like water burger meal. Yeah the homie that all oh, I got it. I got it. I got it now Is that green or red? I think it's a green flag. I think it's a green two I don't really if you did not give it a color it depends for about the heart though But if I have to go green and red, I'd say green Oh, there's a there's a caveat to it if they're paying for it and it's just they just That's what they do is they just always pay fine But if they pay for it and they're like dude, I'm paid for the last time I'm paid for you remember I paid for That's a problem. That's a problem. That's a but also but also But also are the homies making an attempt to pay very big See there's caveats to this because you can't be mad as soon as we show up somewhere and you go Oh, yeah, I'll take the number seven Waiting for homie to pay for it. No, okay not accepting. Yeah, remember pierce We say hey boys, we got about 10 minutes. We got to hit the highway. Let's run through a chick flay Payton goes I'll get a number two diet coke Robbie number two diet coke. I said, uh number one power eight pierce goes Let me get the number one, uh large diet coke. Let's add an extra eight count nuggets Let's do a cookies and cream shake hold the whip cream hold the cherry and let's do an extra four count grilled nuggets He goes y'all got cookies. Yeah, we said Holy He goes it's on the company car. Yeah, what is this saying ours, huh boys? How much for some stock in this, huh? How much for the chick flay? So I put down right now to get monthly dividends you tell me Here, hey, the car. Actually I got it on apple pay. He goes. Thank you very much No, I I would agree though A heart from both sides depends depends on the heart. Okay. That was good. Oh man That's really good, man. That's really good. Check your homies, man. Check your homie. Hey, but don't check them from others Now homie wise I have I have one. Is it okay? Yes. Give me any if we didn't cover Is it okay to flirt with a girl your homie used to talk to? Oh, okay. Say I like I like answering it. This is the caveat. This is the caveat. Okay. This is the caveat the caveat is He left her and was doing her wrong After three months of just talking not together. So they never fully dated. No My only other question that I can give you the answer is how close are the homies Close they're two peas in a pod. I'm saying no go crazy. I'm saying no go crazy and the reason I'm saying no go How many people are in the world? Roughly eight billion right let's call it 50 50 coin flip. I hate that I hate when people say that too. I'm not going. I'm not gonna go to Australia Oh, actually we are ysk house tour is going to melbourne and sydney tickets available able to second. There we go. That's beautiful But no, I'm saying I get that but I'm saying it's it's I think if you're suit like you and me, right? That would hurt that would hurt my heart Even if I didn't date her and they really it shouldn't But I'm saying it's more of I don't really give a hurt it'd be You like there's you can get so many other people. Yeah, but you did her wrong Exactly you didn't like her I did Not I tell you though I tell you but that's what that's a thing by the way, bro You know the one you disrespect it. I like her so I'm gonna I'm gonna treat her right see but that's a thing I talk to you about it. I would just do it if I don't like her and I disrespect her It's like were we even talking like do it is that even a thing at that majority of how things go nowadays in this dating pool Disrespect and don't enjoy the people they talk to yeah What the welcome to the world yeah, I'm not talking to you if I don't like have you not been on a patreon exclusive with pierce I love pierce man wow really Oh, well you put it like that okay you put it like that it might be it might be just a gray flag I mean like honestly like if you were to ever cheat on live sorry Now that that would be punishable by yeah, yeah, I would never do that I would never talk to live again. I would go thank no, it's not true I would because because because you have because she's the mother of my nephew exactly So I would talk to her I also think and I mean I hope I hope to never ever like later night separate from okay I hope to never separate from live, but I'm if that were to happen like in the hypothetical Yeah, I want to be the type of man that can do it cordially and simply like I don't I and No odds are like something big would have to happen to even leave. Yeah, so it'd be tough But like I don't I don't like that like I How do you feel about that? This isn't necessarily the reason to leave no not reasons because Sarah's been leaving the No No, I'm kidding. Oh, there's hair in my cheeks again. I'm tired dude. Oh, I'm tired of it. Oh, I should oh my god I shaved my wife from ankle bone To the belly button two nights ago Hey, brother, when you say like that am I in love everything everything in between No, dude, no, but someone's breaking it. Yeah, what was that? Um, yeah, no respect to you, bro I was on my knees for an hour. You did that to me and call it. That sounds crazy. No, okay, but do you if you I was like come on Oh That's when you had your goat teeth All right, I was getting this up there now Okay, I was gonna say do you think it's all right to not do you think it's all right to be cordial with an x as long as nothing like Okay, I told you I was inviting my ex to my wedding. Yeah, okay. Now that's a bit much like I I think that's for you Don't invite someone that you're cordial with your wedding. You invite someone that you care about and a friend but No, it should never be lower than an acquaintance What do you mean? Like you get a new job at a new firm and you're really vibing with this dude Like he's cool as in the cubicle next to you and your wedding's in a month. You might lob him an invitation Simply off of the strength of like, oh, I've planned to work here. He's cool I became really close really quick. Don't fully know. We're not the best friends, but I'm getting married. You can come You don't like your x is not an acquaintance. You don't see your x every day I spent a lot of time with my ex more than john and cubicle three Really? Yeah, and if you ended on good terms, why not? Now that now is this I've always wondered this how does how does one just genuinely? 100 genuine from both ends. So 200 genuine My math is math end On good terms. How does a relationship end on good terms? But but 100 percent Genuine good terms because I feel like ending on good terms doesn't mean that no one's sad. Yeah, I agree. I agree Ending on good terms means we both For whatever reason have agreed that the future of this Or what has happened has run its course Yes, there's no future to this and we both amicably am yeah, that's a big word. Yep We both amicably be agreed that yeah, we both amicably we both amicably We both amicably good morning, it's gonna happen for you right there at home We both amicably agree. No, no, and I'm not joking cam. We both amicably agree. Is that not it? We both amicably agree. There you go. I think doesn't feel good amicably We amicably agree that this is run its course. There's no future for this and and we want different things, right? That's how relationships end positively. Yeah, but I do not see you being good friends after that I don't know. I could be wrong like yeah, and well, you're not I don't think it would be healthy But text and talk all the time, but like okay live in the same city you see each other out. How are you doing? Let's go get a coffee. Everything good. Want to run it back? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I would not like that I thought you want to get a coffee. Holy Still got the Wow, it didn't leave like me Whoa What are you doing at it? It's like Out of here. No, that's actually funny. Okay. Oh my god, dude. English is By the way, I mean I just watched my man go and we could be good. And that's a real word He really wait and we could be good. Yeah, I English is the English is nonsense. You know, it's the worst language ever It's the worst Think about this when we hear and it's nothing to that region But when we hear like say Mandarin it sounds I've never heard that in person it Yes, oh, maybe not in person. Okay fair, but it sounds like it's it's not even comprehensible to us It's like yeah, it's like Spanish. It's like how does that even even Spanish? Yeah, even Spanish, but it's like What's the sexiest language? It's gotta be I Gotta be I don't everyone says french. I don't know how much that play out I think italian dog. What wait, what's the difference between italian and french? Uh, it's France and idly I go that's a first start once smoking cigarettes eating baguettes What's the other one's making pizza in pastas piece of pasta Italian like that or this Italian that wants my swing swing. I feel like they're the same thing different octaves So they're different languages, right? So they don't say hi. What's hi in italian? That's spanish, no Ciao, I don't know what this was. Merci. Merci. Merci means. Thank you. Merci means. Thank you or what's up? I think Spanish is a sexiest language dude. Oh You ever seen you you really ciao you ever seen a nice hispanic man. Oh just great beard little built Nice starch jeans on or good pair slacks Golden they're gold. Oh my gosh. Just about say the gold accents on the belt. Oh, they're gold. Oh, man. They come they come up You know, yeah, puppy. Hey puppy. Hey puppy. I'm like, yes, sir Yeah, I go. Yes, puppy. Yeah, dude. Oh, hey, puppy. Oh my god Mi gusto de pollo. That's a good one guys. Now, that's where you that's where you lose me I don't give a about chicken and eggs. What is it chicken pollo and a bone to guys? 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See in my adult age Like the past two to three years I've been putting my syrup in the refrigerator and I saw someone do it on tiktok and the whole comment section lost her mind Okay, let alone do I think that is absolute nonsense that it's cold I also hate the way you're saying the word it's syrup not syrup It's there's a why syrup That would be a you I don't give a a way. It's a dude. You're so oh my god. It's a Syrup no, you say this anime character. So why is it not pooth on and why is it python? And that's fun. That's python. That's how the world says it No, that's how it's supposed to be said that's syrup in python No, no same thing. I just cooked him. No, that's that's fine. I refuse to say syrup. That's fine I don't care what you're saying you putting it in the fridge is the lamest Makes absolutely no sense and it does not enhance the meal in the slightest. It's not about enhancing the meal Hold on. Hold on. It's not about enhancing the meal. What the hell's served for them storage What is syrup's utility man? Let me speak in your language. You understand what is syrups utility to enhance On czar breakfast I was meaning Yeah, sure. Yeah, so Storage has so storage has no play in this debate. Yes, it does storage is the whole service that it's holding in the debate Serb expires first of all and syrup is very easy to get mold on You can't get mold in the fridge on syrup First off you prevent mold You put syrup in the fridge to prevent mold You're supposed to refrigerate for like six to nine weeks or something You can you can get mold in the fridge. You can do anything. Yeah. No, no my strawberries get it all the time How long you leave your strawberries in there? We get it. We nibble on them and all of a sudden you pick it up one day It looks like you're holding DNA. Yeah, it's disgusting. Get rid of it. Yeah, but I'm saying It's syrup does not have a storage life of bread. It's not it doesn't go bad in a week Serb when you buy a bottle of syrup, I guarantee the expiration dates like two years in the future sure So storage is if you're not using one bottle of syrup in two years don't buy syrup You don't use it enough clearly. So don't even buy it. So storage really doesn't matter in this case. What kind of syrup are you talking about? I'm talking about whatever brand aren't you my mom talking about she's around anymore great value I'm talking about good gather I'm talking about mills. I'm talking about it all. No, it's the same that you're supposed to put peanut butter in the fridge, too Yes, you are if I want you to hear me if I walked into your home. I'm not baiting either. I'm being dead If I walked into your house and I saw a jar of peanut butter in your refrigerator. Yes I would literally without announcing it Turn around I'd get back in my car and I'd go back to my house And then I'd lock my door and I would I would try my hardest to not see you till the next day Kim you are not doing groceries And whole foods correctly syrup natural glass syrup Is supposed to go in the fridge Natural peanut butter like you know the peanut butter you have to you pop the top off and drain it Yeah, that's that goes in that goes into the fridge. You're not supposed to put that In the pantry says who? Nutrition is something now my question is this yeah, why is it dry? When you buy it mine's wet what no no no no peanut butter is wet. No no no dry foods Why is it not already refrigerated if the shelf life matters so much my syrup is refrigerated when I buy it My syrup is it's chilled. I mean not refrigerated, but it's chilled you're buying syrup from the cold section in the store Yes, I need to be Holding your pocket the next time you buy syrup because I don't Believe you No, you are not Kim. Yes, and is you where do you get your peanut butter from is it refrigerated? I get the peanut butter and the syrup on the same aisle. Oh Brother, are you buying with ebt? No, I'm not I'm buying with usd No, you can't it's my if you're see I don't maybe it's our lifestyles. Oh my god Er one no no an air one There we go that proves it. I don't care about no, but if you get no, no I'm trying to eat better. You should try it too. So natural foods like natural like organic stuff is going to be in the fridge to preserve It I have physically bought organic peanut butter. You have no you have to drain it. Yes. Yes, and then you bought it in the cold section No, I have not I bought it in you're supposed to read the label after you pop that top And then when you put it back on it's supposed to go in the fridge that is not Thank you. Yes, you are Yeah, cam you're the type of guy that still buys the peanut butter jelly when it's mixed together already Yeah, you are and it comes out like the shape of the knife already. Yeah, you do No, bro peanut butter aside syrup does not but I don't care if you put it in the fridge not putting in the fridge makes it worse It makes it thicker it makes it cold and Nine times I'd say you're putting on something warm when you go to a restaurant then why okay, then what's the difference with butter? What do you mean butter is Cold and you put that on a warm toast. What's the difference first off my butter is not cold my butter is room temperature What the f*** how you know no no you're supposed to have it. Oh you put your where's your butter stored? No, where's your butter stored? Where you put butter holder? What the f*** is that a butter holder? There's a butter compartment in the fridge in the door top right? Yeah, that's for for excess butter because you go through butter quick excess. But how much butter you buying? When you buy butter you buy it in like four sticks what what butter you buy in a stick of butter. I can't believe it's not You buy fake butter. That's not or get I can't I can't believe it's not butter is organic and real It's low. I get I get grass fed from Ireland You want to talk about healthy organic and that's supposed to go in the fridge in the top right in the butter bar goes in the fridge You have one stick that's the whether you have been how is it? On your counter my warm at room tip Blanket time out time out you just have raw dog butter on your counter it's covered Butter cover what is that? What is that? What is that? The fact you've never seen that blows my mind. Oh my god. You probably Country crock. Oh my god. You eat I do exactly Fake butter that is fake that might be Fake Real butter you set it down you see you keep one in a butter holder. It's like a little dish like this It's made to fit a singular stick of butter and it covers it. Oh you've changed. Oh, no, no, no, you've got too much money Right way. I'll pay you too much. You know I do things the right way. Oh you got butter holders. Oh my god Butter holder six dollars. Wow That's expensive That is crazy Six dollars you pay six dollars just to hold your butter. No, I paid it one time. Yes one time. Yes You want to talk about expensive? Yeah, sure name it. I'll win this okay Oh, you hit that hand quick. It's different. No, no, no, I'm talking about every day. This is no No, that's different That's different. Okay back to the butter the fat. So look when you make an egg. Are you spraying or you putting butter? I don't spray my pan I don't spray my pan. I do things. I do things weird and wrong. I don't want the calories. I don't want the calories Of like a oil or like a spray. I don't want those. There's just excess calories for no reason. I don't want those There's plenty that are Oh, but I think we should go back to the beginning of the conversation when I say I do organic Yeah, clearly not with your butter country crock I feel like that's racist when you keep saying that you are you are eating out of like an ice cream half gallon size of Fake butter. That's crazy. Let me break down my fridge syrup peanut butter butter right jail prison and alcatraz The butto note the my butter is acceptable my pantry. Yeah bacon. This is I I'm not am I here I've already I've already proved that that is right to put it in there. You put bananas in your pantry, correct? No, I have mountain the counter, but I don't have what the give no counter space you put butter You do that's what pantries and fridges are for puts them up. Hey, hey, you want to know something wild You actually don't do that. You put a banana in a dark Place it's going to age quicker. I put the bananas where they can get hit by beautiful natural sunlight I take the bag you have no windows in your in your kitchen. I have no windows in my kitchen No, I have the top one up there. I have two on the side and I have four that beam into the kitchen big house Just don't need to prove that I The fact We're going to the beginning syrup does not belong in the fridge. Hey when you go to a restaurant No, no when you go to restaurant Say I hop say waffles house. They have their syrup. What? I don't know. I've never worked there, bro. You don't have to get a job there to know what it's Why? They have it room temp. Sure. I wouldn't know. And I hop goes one further. You can even ask. Hey, can I get some hot syrup? No one in a milk no one in the existence of humans is a dude First of all this piping hot stack of flapjacks could really use some cold thick sludgy concrete syrup I bet we're going to check it out in the comments in the comments tag us in your pantries and fridges Oh my god If someone out there has bacon and bananas got to get the right ones Obviously, there's right bacon and bananas in their pantry with butter syrup and peanut butter in your fridge. You you Wow. Wow. You need to go I feel like you'd be surprised I feel like I feel like if you went to the grocery store With someone else not just air pods in live in your own life vibing. I don't want to go to the be surprised I haven't gone to the grocery store in a long time. I do the uh drive pickup. Oh my god It's so good. Oh wait till you graduate to the next step might be hard in your neighborhood You know, I've like armed guards at the front right right you you have a you have a small infantry Infantry not infantry Infantry infants or babies Any amount of usd infantry Infantry yes, so it's like a baby of it's an army of babies babies They're like It's infantry. No, it's it's infantry. Yeah, but for me regardless you have like the steel team six outside of your so it might not work for you but The first graduated step is stop shopping do the pickup that second step which you'll never go back kind of like you with Haircuts you'll never go back Let him drop it off. No, no, I'm against that. I'm against that. I'm against that. I'm against that I'm against that. I don't want my perishables in somebody's car Why I'm you're you're apparently putting them in your Supersonic scientific fridge that kills any bacteria. So you should be good You put them in a cryo chamber when they get inside. You know what the weird part is is because um My parents tried that when it first came out like years ago and I lived in my parents house They were still in beta. They came into the house. Yeah, uh, that's that that's horse No, I think walmart. I think walmart actually did that. They had a system I I think it was designed for elderly handicapped can't like not good movement whatever. Yeah, but that that'd get real weird real quick This episode is brought to you by I get money P do you know right now if you had to tell the truth every single subscription you're paying for? Oh No shot. Uh, I didn't either and I just want to tell you I had Legitimately about eight that I thought were canceled years ago. Yeah, that was wasting money. 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Yeah, I remember we had a school end of the year trip at the um like a water park And I and I like intentionally tried to drown myself to get cpr from like the hot girl This is some salami What yeah, yeah, you tried to dude. I literally I can't swim I'm preparing myself So I basically said Schlitterbahn shout out to Schlitterbahn So I remember I was like in the wave pool and I was like dude work and I cancel him dude Be careful. I can't swim. So I was like Intentionally trying to like mark my way around to get to her like where she could see me I was in her in her gaze and I was right and so I it took a lot of like mental preparation I was like dude. Do you this she saves me or itself? And I remember being like I thought about Thought about my mom And I got a guy knows how to popped up a media I did I was like I got scared He said no And I still tried to fake it. I tried to drown above water You're sitting there She's like she's like stop And one of my homies with my big homies came over like that was big and I was grabbing you okay, p. I was like get off me Garrett It's bad. That was a pick. What age was that? I don't know. I was like sixth grade, right? That's after kickstart Oh Do you have any moves in you still yeah You shut up. Yeah, I got some you can see them on tour though If you want to see me do kickstart you can only get that if you buy a ticket to the ysk house You know that's fair. I was in a little sneak peek, but that's fair. I like that. I think we get out of here man I think this is a good episode. Oh my god. Can I see her one more thing? It's very it's a current thing, right? Okay, so there's a city. We'll make it pop culture. Sure Let's do it fast. This is pop culture pain again Pop culture pain again. Wow. Basically long story short. There's a there's a city here near us called salina It's on the outskirts, right? Uh very nice, uh wealthy city, right? Is it? It's it's wealthy Yeah, but it's getting there. No, I have all the places in dfw area. I wouldn't put saline as the wealthy area Let's just say this. They're the little brother of prosper Okay, yep, it's good. No, just know that there was reported this weekend. Yeah There was a house There was a house party At a some would call it could be classified as like a micro mansion I don't know how what square footage you got to be to be a micro mansion. You're probably close, but a micro mansion, right? So a micro mansion had a house party The news came with a helicopter Because as reported in the statement, there was approximately 800 people there at a house eight 100 people at a house party now. I want you to think about 800 people at a house in the actual report. It says there was approximate Five to 800 people. You know how no no no Eight who is this guy or girl that has that many friends No, no, no, that's like people from another county got like they said they said that it was it was Promoted on social media. So you obviously you're gonna have your stragglers that have no clue whose houses there's coming to vibe Trying to get a girl trying to get a guy whatever But eight think about the sheer massive like the biggest house party I've ever been to In high school college is different. They used to like run out of rena's and go In high school the biggest house party I probably ever went to Legit probably had no more than like 80 people And that was huge that was huge. No way. I think you felt like there's 80 people. There's no way Like peak 2016 house parties were the That's exactly what it was Shout out sanjans shout out big sanjans He did he ran It was it bro he threw a banger part there was legit probably 80 like it was Wow, did anybody get hurt deep? No, but it was so loud so rowdy the cops came I mean, it's a it's a imagine college football stadium imagine 10 Imagine 10x 800 people Craziest part is yeah, they interviewed a neighbor across the street neighbor dudes on the interview He goes he goes. Yeah, it's it's crazy because if I'm being honest, I didn't even know there was a party Say I didn't hear I didn't hear much ruckus. I didn't hear cars going up and down the street. I didn't hear anything until the police showed up I that guy was in on the party. Yeah, he was at the party. He had to be huge at the party five at the door No, he was at the party. He was at the party. What matter? That's him Man, what man? That was him 800 people though. I had to share that. Yeah, that's crazy. Like That that that's all I know but there's nothing like a good house party though So no one got hurt and I'm assuming all of them were of age. So I think it's a w. Yeah Well, okay before you go on air saying that apparently apparently toward the end when the police showed up Some shots fired and stuff, but I don't know what you said. No one got hurt. Yeah, I don't think anyone did but there was shots Not a good party. Yeah, but not a good party. Okay, but I'm saying like remember 2016 house parties like kids Like y'all won't know like back in my day. Yeah for real. We were at the perfect age trippy red. I mean Yachty playboy carty Peak music. I mean Oh ds2 And so I remember because I was in Austin at the time and so a lot of the parties are at Texas state Which is in san marcos. Yeah, you just drive 40 minutes And I remember one I think this was in san marcos It was like in the apartment where like there's a house party the floor. I saw that I saw that on social media You just break tables like dude. It was the best time and I think that Doesn't do it for me, right? Really? Yeah, I mean you were never born for fun. I like put no My god, I didn't create you and was like this guy's gotta be a good I I had fun. I pulled up with my boys. We all went in we were talking mix and mingling It was time to go. We might hit a little water burger on the back end. You were like, I'm gonna walk in I'm a break that night stand I'm gonna slam this my elbow that door. Yeah, I'm a dance and leave. Yeah See, I think that's what we got to solve here on the ysk house for tickets available a second Every second available as well as mercs. We got to we got to solve that on tour I think we got to like bring you into my life and we got to test you on some things Maybe we got we have to bring you in my life and test you on maybe on stage We like try to get you to shotgun and we try to like because you can't shotgun Like it's the funniest thing camp cannot shotgun. I have it on video. You can't shotgun. I shotgun better than you You have one we'll do it on tour All right, we'll do it on tour. We'll change a diaper on tour too. I go Do we have anybody that would offer their baby up for that? We'll get a doll or something, but yeah, we could do that. We can do that. It could be a part of the tour Okay, okay. No, you might have me be on shotgun. I'll try you're awful But I'm I'm gonna try to teach you I'm gonna try to teach you to be a father. I'm gonna try to teach you that fun Okay, fair deal. All right. I'll see you on there. Get us out of here. That was pop culture pay they can Appreciate each and every single one you come back to episode two One zero two ten as others call it guys. This was a massive massive episode We have finally finally been able to announce it. We are going on tour the ysk house tour tickets available april second Tickets available right now If you are in the koala club Yes, so if you want to make sure ensure your seat your booty is in a seat for this tour Go join the koala club first link in the description right there. 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