Timmy No Brakes!

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W W W dot Patreon dot com slash are you garbage. You go over there and get all that famous. And gang, we are here for a very special episode of our. We couldn't be more excited that we're incredibly and I mean incredibly special guests here with us today for the first time. He is on a rocket ship to fame. One of the biggest to come out of Austin. Baddest one of the stars over there at Kill Tony. Give it up for Timmy No. Give it up for me. Thank you for coming in. You make you make time for us. You're doing well when you said when you said everybody's favorite podcast. That was a joke, right? Couple and select you. Not my favorite podcast. Yeah, I'm Steve Harvey. Yeah, he's my guy. Yeah, I don't know. He has a podcast. No, he has a couple parts. I think he has an entire podcast network where it's just the Steve Harvey show. Steve Harvey time. Big, big, big boy with Steve Harvey. A lot of stuff. Love Steve Harvey. Podcast. I only listen to black podcast. I got to get in on that. Yeah. All the scenes. Timmy, thank you for coming in and sitting down with us. We appreciate you making time for us. Yeah. You're very busy. I did not want to come. I forgot that I even said yes to this. So yeah, they sent me they sent me an Uber, but it wasn't even an Uber Comfort. It was an Uber X and I almost said, get out of here, Priyank. And then and then I ended up coming. So now I'm here. But yeah, doing big shows out in Belmore. I think it's a theater, like a 180 theater. The 180 theater. 180 C theater. People. Yeah, yeah. That's an intimate theater. Yeah. So I only do intimate shows so that I could see who in the audience I want to fuck after the show. Who you can beat up. I personally. My dick is going to fall off from the amount of Belmore pussy. Let me tell you. Oh my God. Has it been like that as of late? The broads thrown it at you. Big star. Yeah. It's like if you could, if I had a catcher's mint, I could maybe catch all the pussy that's being thrown my way, but I don't. So I just I have to feel as much as I can. But yeah, I'm fucking three, four, sometimes five times a night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I come every time and each session I hold my come for about an hour. So it's I didn't sleep last night. That was a six, seven hour back to back session. I just line them up outside of my Ritz Carlton. There's a Ritz Carlton out in Belmore, the Ritz. Yeah. You guys got to watch the Steve Harvey show. I'm telling you, he talks about all this stuff. He's a big Ritz Carlton guy. He's the guy that listened to his travel show. I listen to that and it tells me where I need to go. What Ritz is to stay at, which wants to stay away from. Wow. You're a Ritz Carlton. I wouldn't I wouldn't make your man of the people salty. There's blue color, kind of tough guy. I'd never pay humble beginnings. Yes, absolutely humble begins. Everybody's got to start somewhere. We all got to get. Yeah, you got to start somewhere. You got to believe in yourself. But most people don't have the talent to get to where I got. Of course. Obviously. And stuff like that. I know you guys are struggling, but if you stick it, you stick with it. You can get to where I get. You could be a big kill tone comic. A big kill tone. I assume you're flying private. Usually. First class at least. I drive everywhere. It took me seven days to get here, but I'm getting road head the whole time. So it goes by like that. That's good. What kind of car? What kind of car are you? And you got a, are you driving or you got a driver? I drive, but it's one of those, you know, those, um, uh, like drivers, Ed cars and stuff like that. So I have, I have my bitch driving. Okay. And I'm just on the wheel pretending to drive, right? And, um, and then she's suck my dick at the same time. So it's actually like really dangerous, but I can only come in a state of danger. So that's kind of why I do it like that. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough that listen, you know, I'm just being myself. I'm trying to be myself. That's good. Give us the give us the backstory. Give us the origin story. You tell me no Jersey kid, right? I'm a Jersey kid. Well, part of New Jersey, Trenton, capital, yeah, capital of New Jersey. Of course. That's good. Yeah. I grew up, so I had a hard beginning. I grew up over a dumpster fire underneath the 85 highway in Trenton and stuff. My mother was a whore and my father never met him, right? And so I was, you know, basically on my own from as a baby, right? Fending for my own, you know, and a lot of black people there. That's how I got into black culture and stuff. Started slinging dope at three. Last opportunity at five. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. How old was she? She was like 70. She was one of those, you know, you have a type. So she was a she was a whore, of course. And I was like, I got to get it in, you know, so I paid. She was older or whatever. And then she ended up paying me back with interest because I fucked the show. Good. So after that, I got into porn and but it was just me, you know, it was it was they were all they were all mills, gilfs or whatever. And I was doing that for a while. And then eventually I get to the point where I'm about 17 years old. And I mastered a bunch of stuff. I was I was doing chef stuff. I was making Girl Scout cookies for a while, selling them on my own. Top seller. Yeah. Bootleg shit, samosas, you know, all that sort of stuff. And tag tag lawns. And, you know, and I remember I was going door to door and there was this this door I went up to and I had my Girl Scout cookies and I dressed up like a Girl Scout to really get the sales going. Nice. And they were there and they were like, I don't want those cookies, right? Uh huh. And I look them in the eyes and I'm like, yeah, you do. And I could not get this guy to buy my cookies. And so I ended up just a joke came out of me, right? And I was like, you're gay. And all of a sudden he started dying, laughing. He bought the rest of the cookies that I had. So I was like, maybe there's something here. I hit up an open mic. There was this guy at 17 at the time. I'm 17 and there was a guy named Johnny screwball in the or Freddie Hammers, something like one of those guys in the audience. He sees me. I go up and I kill. Looking for talent. Yes. Look, I guess. I don't know. An agent in Trenton. Yeah, something like that. But there's a big trend in scene. Capital. Capital of showbiz. It is literally the new Hollywood. And I, you know, so I was there. I go up, I kill, right? I killed this guy's like, I want you to come on the road with me. So I start doing road dates with this guy. Freddie, first Freddie Hammers or Johnny screw. It was one of them. I really can't remember. How long ago was this? Well, I'm 18 now. So that was that was like six, six or seven months ago. Oh, no, no, no, it was like 10 months ago or whatever. And you live the life. You can't remember six months. God, I am so. A lot of pussy. I'm so hopped up on cocaine most of the time that I don't remember my nights. That's the only way I can fuck that much, because we all know cocaine gives you massive erections. Of course. So anyways, I do. I do that show. I start to get taken on the road by this guy. And the first night that I'm on the road, I bury him. He bombs after. Yeah. And I was. Well, I was supposed to do five, but I ended up doing an hour and a half. And that'll bury anybody. So I do an hour and a half riffing the whole thing. I don't have material and stuff. I'm like, you're gay, you're a whore. You, you know, take out your dick. Show me a dick. That's a micro roast in people for an hour and a half. Killing, telling my stories, talking about training. You know, I ended up playing. You know, I ran out. I was like, you know, lost. I was running out of steam, to be honest, for the first time doing stand up. And and I started, I took out a deck of cards and I started to just play war with different people in the audience and people were laughing a lot. I'm like, I win and people, you know, start dying. You win every hand, I assume. Every fucking hand. I'm like, A, because I cheat. And I was going to say, lucky guy. So yeah, I was on the road. I was doing that. And then had that set and he ended up being like, OK, I'll open for you. So I started switched like that, switched it like that. That's why I started to do my four hour set. You're doing four hours. So I give him three minutes. I was giving him three minutes at the time. How was he doing with the three minutes? Well, he was so afraid to, to, you know, bad. He would bomb. He would bomb. He also wasn't a good comic because he just does hammer material. He's like, I'm Johnny Hammers. I'm going to nail you. And it's like, it wants to hear. So you would you would bury him going after him. Yeah. Have you ever done that? Jesus Christ. The foreshadow. I'm serious. The foreshadowing of me doing well would reverse bury a man. I'm the only person that's ever done that. I call it the Timmy No Breaks, bury technique. It's like a funeral up there, you know, it's it's like a way. It's a way for you. It is, it is. And so, yeah, we started reverse burying him. And I just dropped him from the tour. I started to do my own tour. Exactly. Then I was in Austin. I've told this story before, but I was in Austin doing the mothership, you know, like Helen and the mother. They didn't know, but I just kind of the way I do it is if I want to do a show somewhere, I show up above whoever. And so I bumped Rich Voss off the show. His friend is Rich is a friend of our show. Yeah, he was really upset about it. And then by the end of it, he was trying to get me. You're listening like this is real. Dude, I just looked up and he's like, yeah, what else, Mr. Breaks? No, this is all real. And and so I was about to go up, right? I was about to go up through my set. And then they told me about the show, Kill Tone or whatever. And apparently it's just it's the number one live homosexual podcast. Huge show. Huge. That's just the number one live podcast. No, it's a homosexual. No, it's a homosexual. I think they've done it and I'm not a homosexual. Well, you don't have to be gay to do it. I've done it. I'm not gay. Oh, you're OK. So anyways, they were like, hey, don't do the set. Common sign for Kill Tony. And they put me up at the end and, you know, people didn't really get what I was doing for the minute. But as soon as I get into the interview, it's just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I shined and yeah, started, you know, life changed after that. Rest his history. I was doing I was doing, you know, like theaters before and now I'm doing stadiums. Stadiums. Yeah. There's a stadium. I thought it was a hundred and eighty seat intimate theater. Well, that was that was a theater show because I, you know, Long Island is, you know, one of the places I love giving back to. It's a charitable thing. So I'm not. I'm going to be serviced. Yeah. Instead of charging $100 for tickets, it was 75. You know, like I knocked it off for them. Do you donate that money when it's a small check like that? I do. I do. I donate to myself. What's the most you've made on one show? I heard it was seven million. Yeah. I think it was seven million. And then my agent and my manager get it cut. So it was like six point nine or something like that. That's another thing I heard too, that your agents and managers, they take less just to work with you. Exactly. Point two. Point two percent. I heard point two percent. Well, the first manager and agent I had would pay me every show I did. And then just for the opportunity. And then I would imagine if you represent Timmy, no breaks, the people will bang in at your door to be on your client. Yeah, they're like this is an advertisement all the time. So I'm with UTA now and UTA signed me in order to become successful. Sure. Because they were one of the smaller. They were unheard of. I know. Yeah. Yeah. You probably never heard of them nine months ago. I think it's when it started. Nobody knew them. And then they signed me and then and then now they're like one of the top. We don't have that kind of talent. Yeah. I mean, undeniability. It's just it's just everything, you know, comes to me easy. I make music now. I do rap. You really? Yeah. I put on an album to me, no breaks, self titled, checking out on Spotify. What instruments do you play? So I do the entire production myself. I do all the raps. I engineer it and I distribute it. So the only thing that the only special thanks I could give on it, because nobody else actually did anything, was the owner of the studio gave me had the whole time. And so special thanks, Diane Keaton. Diane Keaton Studios. Yes. You ever heard of it? Of course. It's great. It's a great place. You got to do Diane Keaton Studios. Because I heard you were the first rapper to feature on his own song. Yes, that's right. So that's crazy. Yes, I've got Def Jam featuring Timmy No Breaks and I do the whole song. And then like and then I, you know, like whenever you do, I don't know if you listen to black stuff, but it whenever I do, whenever you do a rap song, you know, you set up the feature like get a Kendrick Lamar. And so I did that to myself just because I'm an innovator, you know. I got a question. Timmy No Breaks to feature, Barry Timmy No Breaks the rapper on. Yes, I buried myself. And that's something I started to do with my shows, right? So I've got an opener, a feature and me, but it's all me. Can you believe that? That's how you build the progression. Exactly. And you're triple dipping on the pay, too. That's right. Money goes right in your pocket. Right in the coffin. Boom. Right. What do you what does what does Timmy No Breaks, the host get paid per show? So it's around seven, you know, a million. And then as a host, the host gets seven million. Yeah, we all get seven. So that's about a twenty one million dollar at seventy five dollars a ticket. Have you heard this guy, Shane Gillis or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. He's doing Lincoln or whatever. Yeah, he's doing a link. I'm going to take that show. Really? I think I'm going to I'm think I'm going to book that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be me. Do a lot of the older guys, you know, like Leno, Letterman, Ber, Louis C.K. Do they all come to you for advice and stuff like that? They're kind of the old guard. How do they feel about the new young, you know, yeah, they're 18 year olds, the rough 18 year old phenom on the scene. Well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You guys look like you're 70. So this guy, this guy's been eating nonstop before this entire thing. When did you start shaving? When I start shaving. Yeah. So right when I lost my virginity to that 70 year old, it's like full bush popped up. So I would say five, six, maybe. Good. Yeah. Take us back to Trenton, if you don't mind. So you were living in a dumpster with your mom. She was turning tricks. Any brothers and sisters? Yep. I got four brothers, Billy, Tom and Jameson. Huh. And Jameson. Only three of them have names. I said four brothers. You did say four. Maybe you were the fourth. I always forget about the middle. That one is. Oh, that he's trans now. It's a woman. So that's Shirley. Shirley. No. Shirley. And you never met your dad. Never met my father. Now is no breaks his surname or was that your mom's name? So apparently, well, I know his name, but I just never met him. You know, so I know, I know who would. Well, no, no, no, I changed my name. So my name was Tim Dice. And then and then I changed it. I heard that. Yeah. Yeah. Tim Dice or Tim Clay, you know, whatever. There's a lot of conspiracy about who your actual sire is, who your father is. No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. It is like that. Did I hurt Elvis? No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. I want to guess and everything you say. But I'm going to know about this one. It's Andrew Dice Clay is my father. He stole my whole act and I have no interest in meeting him. She's got a Gallagher thing going on here. Fucking wild. Man, can you break that down? Yeah, the original. I didn't get it either. Really? There's two Gallagher's. Is it really? Yeah. Gallagher, the real Gallagher, I believe, is passed away. Licens are sold his act to his brother, who would tour his Gallagher to. Do you look exactly like? Yes. So you would get it most of the time. I think through the late 90s and 2000s, you were getting a fake. You were getting a second Gallagher. What the fuck? Are you serious? Let's get affected. That is actually that is genuinely crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That's something you're maybe considering at a certain point. License. You could be fully no breaks. I'm a full franchise, so I have four. I have four different timmy no breaks to go. So for this, this is the real one. Or do we get we don't even know? Holy shit. We can be in the third fucking no breaks here. This could be the Russian no breaks. Gallagher. It's me. It's me. Holy shit. Why is this guy fucking not have pants on? That's crazy. Put your pants on. What the fuck are you doing? Said he's not gay. Was just the number one gay podcast. What the fuck is going on? Pre-recorded. Is that Rick Glassman and JFK? What the hell? I didn't know he knew Jay. Shout out to Glassman. Yeah. Shout out, Glassman. Big, big, one of my best buds. Did you do any college or anything like that? I'm on the education level. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm I'm homeschooled. Homeschooled. Yeah. Self taught. Self taught. Yeah. So I yeah. School of the hard knock. Yes. That's right. So I taught myself everything, you know, history, math, chemistry, playwriting, music, abortion, stuff. All the loosely. Did you play any sports? Because I heard you got offers at a young age for the NFL, for the NBA and for the MLB. What was the WMBA? So that just, you know, I said no to that one. NFL, I don't want to get CT and stuff like that, which I know both of you guys have so you can you can relate to that. Of course. I did one tour in the PGA and then Tiger Woods, you know, I heard you got jealous. I found out he was half Asian and I do not fuck with Asian. So I dropped out and then yeah, no, no sports outside of that. Outside of that. Yeah. Just PGA. What is that to me? No breaks like the eat. Like you go to a nice restaurant. What do you what do you like? I only eat pussy. I'm like a vampire with blood, but I only eat pus. So it's push has a lot of nutrients and stuff like that. Sure. Yeah. And then besides that, sometimes a lot of pizza. And what's that? You have a very famous rider. Yeah. What's on your right? To do your big theater shows. Yes. What's on my right? What's on your rider? So it's a bunch of things. Obviously there's horse, you know, so I've got six to 17 horse or whatever. A couple of ladies. Yeah. And I line them up. I get my nutrients, eat, push, push, push, push, push, set back, put, you know, because I'm doing three sets. So I come out like a vampire, you know, suck, suck it. And and then I also have stage lighting as well, because what I like to do is like a little photo shoot before everything, a little before and after. So I do that. And then I have four Jews that are there and stuff like that. And we debate Palestine versus Israel. That's my vocal warm up. And then and then I also have chips, various different chips. And then Air Force ones. And what I do and this is something I learned from Eddie Griffin. He's probably the only mentor I've had is and this is true. He'll he'll get Air Force ones. A fresh pair. And fresh, fresh pair, multiple fresh pairs. And he'll wait until like the door guys or whatever. Like, you know, you think he's going to leave them there for them. And I'll throw it in the mop bucket. So I'll do that. I'll just be like, hey, you want this, you piece of shit. And I'll be like, get it from the bucket. And then I'll throw it in the bucket. Coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the energy. Coffee. I have like a little production studio there in case like I want to like make a wrap or something like that. Oh, shit. Yeah. So I a lot of different stuff. There's things I'm forgetting. But what about you? What's on your right is gummy bears? Yeah. Honestly, gummy bears, some beers. Yeah. No chicks or nothing. No chick. Yeah. We're not. What else is on your right? Be honest. You can't get like that just from gummy bears. What are you talking about? Are you eating the table or something? Like what's going on? Sugar free gummy bears. They're sugar free? Sugar free gummy bears. He would have eaten 10,000 of them. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just that's a lunch meat. Fuck it. OK. Get some sandwiches sometimes. Yeah. OK. That's good. I mean, that's good. One time they didn't give me all my writer stuff, so I just didn't do the show. Just walked out. Yeah. Madison Square Garden. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I ain't doing it. You've mentioned, obviously, you've taken the comedy world by storm. You know what I mean? You have the rap game by storm. Yep. Number one on iTunes. Number one on iTunes. That's crazy. Comedy. Nine units. It was 50. It was 50. Yeah, it was 50. Any acting? Well, and if so, what, you know, what inspired? Who are your favorite actors that inspire you maybe to get into acting? Or is that an option? Well, I did. I did porn for a while, and that's that's acting and stuff like that. I think my biggest inspirations are have you ever seen 50 cent? Of course. Maybe. And I don't have it. Normally, I'm my own source of inspiration, but 50 cent, Curtis Jackson, shout out one of my best buds. It was the only feature I think I am having on my new album. No shit. He just does the intro. He doesn't even like rap it. But I would say his acting is unbelievable. He's great. He is great. Unbelievable. And so I studied with him. He does my my self tape audition reads and stuff like that. Really? He gives me notes. He films it. He films it. He he gives me notes on it. He's just an excellent art tour of of the style. You know, I'll be like, I'll be like, read it. Read it different. You know, like, like stuff like that. And, you know, what's the what's the motherfucking emotion here? You know, like stuff like that. And it makes me think about it. So yeah. Wow. So I would say him, he's really good. And then Daniel Day Lewis, probably those two. The two very good. Those two. Temporaries. Yeah. Yeah. The two guys that I would say are at the top of the game. I would say those guys. And then Quentin Tarantino has done some good stuff. You're like Quentin. Yeah. Have you seen his acting? I guess. Yeah. He's one of the best actors. Great Australian accent. Yes. Specific choice. Fantastic. And it's funny. He's got balls. He's a brilliant director, brilliant writer. He's a director. He's yeah. He's a director. I thought he was just an actor. He directed Jiggle. Yes. He's much better director than actor. Yeah. He should stop acting. But he's got the balls to criticize other actors. I love his tweets. Yeah. Because Paul Dano is very untalented. Really? All right. Timmy, no breaks. When was the last vacation you went on? I don't take vacations. I love that. But if I do. Yeah. I'm a big grinder. And you drunk grinder. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I use Scruff. And I know what that is. Well, read a fucking book. That's something you'd be able to do. Be on stage, killing. Open it for yourself. And shmooze abroad at the same time. Yeah. So sometimes I do a full improvised set where I'm just trying to get a girl to fuck me. And it's just a one-on-one conversation. No laughs because I'm dead serious. And not be funny. But people still love it. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. And it's like, I get it within the first 30 seconds, but the rest of the five, what was it that I said, four hours, is just me toying with there and stuff like that. I'm like, show your puss. How wet are you? Can we get a mop over here? I bring a mop to every show I do. I do use them good bits. Yeah, I bring a mop to every show. Really? That's in the writer, too. Damn. Wow. Yeah, so I throw the Air Force Ones in it, and I also use it to clean up the pussy juice. All over the scene. Jesus Christ. It's crazy. You guys got to see my show. I don't. I mean, I don't. I make guys squirt. I'm afraid to show up, if I'm being honest with you. Yeah, out there as, but I make them squirt. I'm worried to watch you that you're going to bury me the next time I perform. Sometimes there is a one-week bury. One-week bury. Yeah, a lot of people don't perform. I'm doing Irvine Improv, and I think Tim Dillon canceled his shows when he saw. Yeah, it's kind of like you have a movie release a week after Avatar, and you're like, I'm going to change it. You bump it. So I've normally bumped people out two weeks to a month. And the club goes cold. Yeah. I put out, have you guys ever heard of Zainis? Yeah, of course. They're going out of business. What? Yeah, I did Zainis the Lab, the smaller room. How is the most earnest thing you said? Yeah, no, it's true. They're going out of business. I feel terrible about it. They've been, they've put a close sign on that. All because of the lab. Yeah, and I did that in December. Can I ask you why, though? Because the lab is the smaller room of the club. Why were you doing the smaller room and not the bigger room as being such a big, you know, touring act yourself? Well, of course. Maybe you should ask them why they're closed now. Damn. You know what I mean? Sure. You know what I mean? And he stole the call up to the $7 million, I assume, too, right? To do a layup. Yeah, it's a base price. So the ticket. That's a guarantee. The tickets were like $900K or something like that. Whether you sell a ticket or not, you're walking with that $7 million. And I heard you only take cash. You like a duffel bag of cash. No, only take crypto. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Any specific crypto? What kind of financial advice could you bestow upon our listeners? Dogecoin is, so Elon and I have friends and stuff like that. So I have some insider trading information. I don't know if you should be saying that. Well, I think it's OK. I think it's legal if I do it. Dogecoin is going to take a dive. So get a doge, a tank doge. But yeah, my favorite is Ethereum. Ethereum is doing good because of the, I can talk blockchain all day. A big blockchain guy. Take it from top. Big blockchain guy. So yeah, so blockchain allows you to do all sorts of things on the chain more than just being a currency, right? So you can put, you know, big picks up there. You can put products up there. You guys could put your podcast up. You could put anything up there. Put your podcast on a blockchain. You should actually put RU garbage on the blockchain. I highly recommend it. You know, whatever. But yeah, get into crypto. Crypto's great. Get into Quibi is, I think, a new platform. The streaming service. The streaming service. Got again to Quibi. Quibi is going to be huge. Buy low, sell high. Wow. That's right. It's super cheap right now. Super low right now. And then Tubi. Tubi. It's well documented. We're a big Tubi family. You are. Yeah, we love Tubi. I love Tubi. Great movies. It's my favorite. Oh my god. No sign, no nothing. Dude, their original content is amazing. It's the best. I only fuck with Tubi. Couldn't agree more. Plus I got a couple of skin flicks on there too. I know. Did you see my cameo? Did you see it? I was just doing solo masturbate. It's uncredited. I had to watch it on a 70 inch screen. Sure. What? Yeah. You give back. You said you donate some money. Yeah, to my foundation. To your foundation. Yeah, the Timmy No Breaks Foundation. Yeah, Timmy No Breaks LLC. LLC. So I donate to myself. Your business owner. I didn't realize you were a business owner. Oh yeah. I've had all sorts of businesses. I heard you own like 70 Papa John's too. I do. I'm a silent owner of Papa John's. After he said the N word, I just was like, this is the best pizza I don't want to take. So I'm going to come in and buy it. I own a camera company. I supply the cameras to this podcast. You do? I started a microphone company called Roadmikes. Whoa. I didn't know you were behind that. And then I started a headphone company called Audio Technica. Damn. And then I'm the owner of Notre Dame. Really? The church or the university? The church. In France. Yes. Damn, I'm sorry about the fire. I assume that was some sort of insurance game. Wait, what? There was a fire? Yeah. Oh, shit. I have so many businesses. I can't keep track. I own a bunch of different chapels and synagogues. No kidding. Wow. Damn. Yeah. And those? And those? Those are write-offs, I presume. Yeah, just for tax-raffs and stuff like that. Now, obviously, you're a very famous guy. Who would you say the most famous person you have met in your life has been? Paulie Shore. Paul? And we were just talking about the great Paulie Shore not that long ago. What would you say your favorite Paulie Shore movie is? Because I have mine. In The Army now? Great one. Is a really good one. I mean, all of his movies, Biodome, Encino Man. I think Son of Law is the right name. Son of Law, Son of Law. Somehow that slipped my mind. Yeah, Son of Law is an absolute classic. But I read with him, before I got 50, I read with him sometimes. He's actually a good actor. He's a fantastic. Did you see his Gene Simmons? No, no, no, not Gene. Who is? What was that short film that he came out with, where he was the workout guy? Russell Simmons. Russell Richards Simmons. Richard Simmons. Genuinely, All Jokes Aside, he was great in that. Yeah. He was actually really, really good. I gotta be honest with you, I did not see Paulie Shore being the only person to get a compliment this episode. That's great. Yeah. No, he's top notch. He's great. He's great. And then Harvey Weinstein. Really? And we're back. And we're back. Oh my god. What was it? Yeah, I started the movie. I was the most famous person you ever met. I started the movie. How did we get here? Very. OK. Man. Very, very interesting. Yes. You've lived one of the most interesting lives I've heard of, obviously. Ask away, whatever you want. Sure. Wait, you know, you're a very unique clothing style. Where do you do your shopping now? Yeah, what do you shop? Men's Warehouse. Very nice. You're going to like the way you look. Yeah. Men's Warehouse. I think the tagline is you're a man. And they've really done a good job targeting the male market. Of course. You know? Now, do they give you the clothes? I assume you don't pay for anything. I don't. No. So what I do is I go in there. I'm like, that one, that one, that one. And then like, here you go. You have to show up. And like, they don't send you something. You don't have a personal shop or you don't have someone to. I misspoke. I misspoke. I misspoke. There's a men's warehouse. Well, I didn't misspeak. I should clarify. So there's a men's warehouse in every city. Right. That is just for me. No way. Holy shit. So if you look it up, it's not you're not going to see it. It's an unmarked building and stuff like that. But yeah. So one above shutting down a store. You just have your own. Like real famous people go a little shut down a Louis Vuitton so they can shut private shop on their own. You just got a staffed men's warehouse waiting for you. Yeah. And the way. If you show up. Yeah. My favorite artist is a yay. And he was the one that gave me the idea. He was opening for me for a while. And we would chop it up. Really? Yes. Yeah. Big fan of his. Big fan. Not so much his music. No. No. Just as everything else he's done. Yeah. Not even fashion. Yeah. Can you stop playing Heil Hitler? Can you stop playing it right now? Jesus Christ. I was doing him. What the hell? Holy fuck. The lines are. We apologize. So now his dick is on the table and he's fucking fist pumping the Heil Hitler. Luke is not normally like this. He's a huge fan. He got very flustered when he came in. And we apologize. He's not. He has that starstruck. We've had a lot of famous people in here. It doesn't get starstruck. But you. Yeah. I mean he got here extra early. Ah, amazing. Luke, you have a question for me right now? Yeah. Ask away. No problem. What's your question, Luke? What's your favorite song? Nope. A Rolp. Nope. Don't like that. That's what you give him? You got Timmy Nopes here? I'm so flustered. It's Come. C-O-M-E. It's by me. It's by me. I'm being serious. I have a song and it makes you come. Really? So that's what the entire song does. And it's tough because it played it for my family. At Thanksgiving. My nephew's like three. God. Our toys are a listening party for that. You got to play a clip of it because the entire audience will come. They will come. Oh, hey. Fucking age. What would you say your favorite TV show is? A guy like you. Probably not a lot of time to watch TV. Such a busy schedule. I don't have a lot of time to watch TV. But I like anything on the Oxygen Network. Or Bravo and stuff. Oprah fan. Yeah, big Oprah guy. Queer Eye for the Straight Guys is so funny. I love those gays. And then Teen Mom. Because a lot of them, a lot of those are my kids. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And what do you get those other guys? Well, this was when I was 17 and below. I just want to clarify. I am 18 now. Oh, right. I forgot. So I don't watch it anymore. I forgot. Of course. I forgot how old you are. And then I watch. I hate this show. But I watch. I hate watch this YouTube show. Kill Tone. I'm a big fan. Have you guys seen it? You guys have been on it, right? Yes. I would love to do an episode with you guys. Yeah. I hope the Hollywood powers that be. I'll talk to them. Mix of things. Please. I'll talk to them. Yes, absolutely. Do you drink alcohol? I do. You do? What's your go-to drink? So my go-to is I really like Tito's and soda a lot. I do. Very simple, I'm surprised. Yeah, very simple man. Guinness is good. I like, have you guys ever had a lemon drop? Yeah, of course. Don't like those. Really? Yeah, I'm not a fan of those. Do you get caught up in the trends? Like do you like an espresso martini? I do. I do. I have no problem admitting that. I like a little bite. I like a little bit. And I like a little tit. And you might be like, what does that mean? What does that have to do with an espresso martini? And you shouldn't ask that question. Fair enough. Yeah. That you will leave the whole set. Do a follow-up question and ask what that means. Makes sense. I wouldn't recommend it. OK. Makes sense. Do you, as a guy who gets his, you know, you're a ladies' man, well-documented, self-proclaimed. Probably one of the best. Clearly everybody that is here, there's like 14 people here. You guys have a huge staff. The fact that you let them all be naked is fucking insane. They did it on their own. Yeah. It's so you do do. I mean, it's something about you. It's something you put out there. It's not us. This is a normal day. It happens at every show. It happens at every. You are? He has been hard for three years. Really? Yeah. You get him hard. How big is your dick? It's tiny. It's not great. Damn. Tiny. It's like a thimble? Like a thimble. Holy shit. What about you? What's your dick like? Not great. Not great? We are a not great dick podcast. Damn. His goes the other way. So it probably averages out to like nine inches between the three of us? If we're all hard to sort. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm soft. I'm soft. I'm soft. You're nine inches soft? No, I'm 13. But if you, I'm just guessing what you guys are. 13's up? Yeah. It sucks because every person that have sex with dies afterwards. It's pretty bad. That's across the bear. Yeah, but it's not illegal because it's consensual. It's consensual. So, yep, but I'm a big murderer. I murder that pussy. Sure. I really do. Well, do you enjoy a strip club? Yeah, I love a strip club. Do you have a favorite one in the? Red rose, yellow rose are really good. Cybers is really good. Cybers. Cybers? Yeah, you ever been to Cybers? I have not been to Cybers. It's all AI. Oh, it's all AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's Trenton. It's Trenton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's all full AI strip club. It's great. It's great. It's like iRobot with Will Smith, but strippers. That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys see robot tits. Oh my God. I've seen expo. If you think fake tits are good, you got to grip. You got to feel how hard these things are. Holy shit. Like harder than your fucking micro penis right now. I'm telling you. That's yeah, you can knock on those knockers. You can fucking like, hey, let me in. And then they do. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do you how do you get your steak cooked? We go off for a nice. Well done. Really? Well done. Well, I'm well done in everything I do. I got to do everything. Well, I see everything all the way through. Well done. What about you? I'm a medium guy. Who gives a fuck? I don't even know why I asked that. I had no interest in knowing how you cook your steak. But yeah, well done every time. Every time. Delicious. I go to Ruth Chris a lot. They're like, how would you like your steak? I said, well done. They say, we shouldn't have even asked you. Now, is that another brand deal you get? Like, are they cutting you? You don't pay. You don't pay. I'll give you a bill for $89.99. So I'm like, I'm not like Uncle Laser, like all these people that are like, oh, price picks, you know, or like, you know, talk space or whatever. You don't do paid endorsements. I only do Ruth Chris. That's it. So every podcast, I'm trying to get the Jornos, but they, you know, I'd. They'll come around. Yeah, I don't know. Because in the porn that I was doing, it's all the Jornos. OK. You know, when I'm the pizza guy or whatever. Because it's not delivery. It's not delivery. You know? They don't want to be associated with that. Kimmy No Breaks. They're really anti-porn. You know, it's not like Papa John's, where it's like they're dishing out the N-word. They've never said the N-word before. Jesus. I know. It's crazy. But yeah, I really like whatever I said. It's what I like. That's what I like. Whatever I just said is what I like. Well, I mean, listen, you know, it's crazy. After all that, I have to say, you're 100% class. He's a classy guy. I would have never. I was nervous about it. Because I do. I really like you guys. And I want it to not be garbage to you guys. I want to be a good guy. You might be the classiest guy that's ever been on the show. That literally means a lot. I like you guys too. I never said that. You know, that means a lot. It really does. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy you're feeling the warmth I'm putting down right Oh my god. It's great. Yeah. Your energy is just so supportive. We're huge fans. I'm a fan of you guys. I love this podcast. We're lucky to be here. I mean, we're lucky to have you here. Oh my god. I can't thank you guys enough for having me. No, you got to get you back to your record. We have your payment in a duffel bag outside. Yep. What's the amount? It's $10 million. Oh my god. I will donate $3 million. You ever use money as a dildo? Guys, just fucking move on. That's a wrap. Ladies and gentlemen, 100% class, Mr. Timmy No Bricks. I don't hear you. We did it, baby. We did it. Fuck yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. Of course, brother. We know you don't need to do any plugs, because the shows are all sold out and you're killing it. I think I've done enough plugs last night. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's the only one you got for. Guys, we're over the road. Tickets on sale now. Shows are selling out. Get a wider hot. The great Timmy No Bricks, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. This is the greatest episode of this show we've ever done. Oh my god. Would expect nothing less. Would expect nothing less. Timmy, we love you. I love you, too. Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week. Bye.