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You've never been to Inglewood once. Genuinely. I know where it is though. Where? It's south from here. Is it not? It's by Watsdog. I've been to the Wats Towers. Wats Towers? No, you haven't. Yeah, that's where I got my water. Have you ever watched water, dude? Yeah, dude. Is it good? Yeah, it's filled with cradum and all kinds of juicy things. Oh, I love it. Right? Yeah. This is a big thing, the Wats Towers. There it is. This was, you know, this was built by, these were actually, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out. I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought, did you think? No, no, I knew that you thought that. You thought it was a water tower? Yeah, I thought it was a water tower. I've never really seep into the Wats Tower. I was lying. This man collected. What is that? Loose pieces of the, because the train runs behind it, right? Isn't it from, he took parts from the train. And then I think the rumor was, it was art, but it turns out, it's actually the meetup point for Epstein people. Corestial rebar and wire mesh covered with cement, mortar-decorated mosaic, and recycled found materials. It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie? Would you Lee Orrovers? Was that the movie? Oh, the Pelican Brief? No, no, no, not that one. I love it. Where it densely played is like the conspiracy black. Is that him? David, did he ever play conspiracy black? What is conspiracy black? You know what I mean? Exactly what you think it is. Exactly what you think it is. I know, I don't think. Yeah, you can go inside their house, everything's tin foil. Yeah, I mean, that's just normal. Yeah, yeah. That's conspiracy. Yeah, but he happens to be black. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's conspiracy whites, too. I got it. Yeah, yeah. I think those majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial. You can find that movie. I think it's called conspiracy theory. You know why Bobby's in a good mood? Do you want to tell everybody? Or should I tell everybody? Nothing. Come on. What? I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone on. No, no, no, no, that's not it. A few days. That's not it. Erica Kirk. She's grieving. You know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right, that I need to hold her. Yeah, I'm grieving with her. Have you seen some of those like videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's wild, dude. That's not what I'm talking about. Man, shearing candidate, another banger. Yeah. There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up and denzells in that. Did I really? Did I tell you he's that's like every movie he's ever done? Yeah. Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button? Well, you would try to watch it backwards. It's better that way. We tried to watch it. Normal that way, you know, man. It's so fucking bad. Like watch it again in this era. It's I remember back then we were like, oh, it's wild. It's groundbreaking because when I saw it, I was in the theater. I was like, oh my god, we're in the future. Dude, it's remember? I can't believe it. It's so bad. I mean, look at the Fincher. You but look at it so bad. It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask. Oh, yeah. It doesn't look real. It doesn't look real. It dude, it's so weird. We tried. Look at that. We watched this. This movie won an Academy Award. Wait, wait, you saw it with whom? We watched it at the house. It was just on. And I think it was on like HBO. Yeah. Whatever, you know, and they're like, and I was like, we have I don't this movie was so long ago. I was like, I haven't seen it. I'm going to watch it again. Yeah. Dude, 20 minutes. I was like, I got to get out of here. It was tripped. Look at that. It was tripping me out. How am I supposed to come with that going on? It's insane. He turned into a Mitch McConnell. It's little Rudy. He's another one. Me, Joe Black. Oh, dude. Do you like that one? I used to. Yeah, yeah. Watch it. You know what? If I rewatch that again, it's like, he's an angel, right? Yeah. You like peanut butter? Yeah, what is that? What is that? What are we talking about? It's a little quirk. You mean, I just, yeah. How about almond butter? Why peanut butter? Why peanut butter? He's so hot though. Yeah, he's still. Have you seen him now? He's even hotter. He's hotter now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw like some new girl that he's dating. They had a picture of them together on the internet. And I was like, God, it never breaks, huh? Yeah, look at him. He was born that way. That guy is built. He is built different. Built for speed. Oh my God. Room, room. Room, room, look at that, dude. I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon. Yeah, man, I would lay on him like a futon. Yeah. Wouldn't you? No, really Pete. I know you're not gay, but. Absolutely. Right? Would you? We don't know. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked laying on your couch, you would lay around top of him. That's your instinct. I'd get naked immediately. Immediately. And I'd go, let's compare bodies. Stand up, Bradley. I think at one point, I'd be like, what are you doing in the house? What are you doing in my house? Yeah, but you say that after your life. After you have sex with Brad Pitt, you're smoking a cigarette and you're like, how'd you get in my house? Exactly. You don't ask before, never. Never. No, you just do. You just have to let it be. Yeah. That was from F1. Did you watch F1? No. But do you think he knows he's hot? Brother, do you know your Asian? Fuck, I do. Yeah, well, it's the same thing. Oh, fuck, it's the same thing. He knows it. Here's what it is. Yeah, yeah. I forget sometimes I have red hair. It's the red as I've ever seen. But I have red hair. I know it's so mutant-like. So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot. Yeah. But then look in the mirror and go, I'm hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so hot. Every morning you must look in the mirror and go, I have red hair. No, I get out of the shower. I see my little red penis and my red pubes and I go, red hair. Like it makes me laugh. I have little, I've red hair. Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time? It's, it's shock and awe. You know, I'm not a pure, I look in the mirror and go, holy fuck, I am Asian. It's like, it's startling because you're no, I'm in a white world. Yeah. I'm around a lot of white people, right? And then every night I look in the mirror and go, look at that. But it's, look what's going on there. No, what's positive? It's not. It's pure negative. Koreans are the best. Because I'm not like, you know what I mean? Like leading man Korean. Those are hot, right? You're next door neighbor. I'm next door neighbor. I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie. You know what I mean? Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be, you know who you are? Yeah. But the, I don't, what's the character's name in home alone that they think he's evil, the guy with the shovel, the old man, but he turns out to be the best. Marley? Marley? You're that because people are like, I'm weary of that little Korean guy. Yeah. But you, guess what? Yeah. Guys have got a great heart, great soul. Okay. That's out to be a great guy. All right. I want you to Google this, all right? Half naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. What? What? In Kung Fu Hustle. Yeah. One of my favorite movies. That's a bad idea. No, but that's who he is in the movie. You know what I mean? Every time I watch that movie, I go, I think I'm that guy. It sucks. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's 100% it. Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's a crack around. Yeah, that's me. But, you know, somebody has to be that. That's right. When I look at the mirror, go, somebody has to be whatever that. Someone has to be us. Yeah, yeah. And why not us? Or every, when I look at the mirror naked, when I see my naked body. Oh my god. It's pure shock and awe. The dog walked in on me taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me. I heard her, you know, chain. Yeah. And I go, oh, hey. She then looked up at saw me naked and went and walked out. Yeah. Not happy about it. Wow. Well, I gained a little bit of weight. You have got a little. A little porky. I'm 206 right now. I kind of like it. 206. Because it thickens out like a football player almost. I'm getting a little football. Yeah, yeah. Straight up. Yeah. I walk out of it. Just one, I don't even say something. No, I'm so sorry. Straight up is good. I have nothing else to do. Straight up. Straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Hot hut. You think they yell straight up? That's what you just said. Travis Scott. Didn't I say hot hut? Oh, you did. I thought they said straight up. Straight up. Yeah, yeah. Straight up. I don't think it's an move that they're saying out loud. No, yeah, yeah. Go to the right. Right. Go around me. Yeah. They know it's not a move. They're not telling the other guys are right there. I know, but it's like, Kim's because he's the captain, right? It's yeah. He's the leader. Yeah. The quarterbacks of the leader, right? Is the captain, right? So is it going in a mean? Neatron, go to the right. No, he doesn't yell out the plays. Oh, he doesn't? Well, then they would know they're right there. No, but it's in her own code word. Well, they do have code. Yeah, you're halfway. Pelican town. 260. That's a good. That's what. Yeah, yeah. Pelican town. 260's a play. Yeah. Downtown McGoode. Turn around. Turn around. Right. Yeah. And then they're like, Oh, I got to turn around. I'm going to downtown McGoode. Don't isn't that what they do? Yeah. Okay, I don't know football. I don't watch that sport. But anyway, um, you know football. I know the real football. You know, yeah, yeah. And Arsenal won the NA4 one. That's why I'm in a good move. David Astin, Villa. And they were three parts of the hall. As if they had won that game. They would have tied us for number one. Nice try, Aston. Nice try, Ollie, Awakens. Anyway, uh, Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name of a city? No, but it's a team of a football club. It's one of the oldest football clubs. Terrible name. Yeah. Aston Villa. Yeah. That's a symbol. How British does that fucking shit sound? Aston Villa. I play for Aston Villa. Yeah. How about you? Would you get for Christmas? Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm going to say that what I was going to say before because of the dog thing. And then I'll go to the Christmas. I'm a little wired up. Sorry. I like it. Okay, so, um, I love it. Well, there's three things happening. Go. I want to say all the things that are happening. Give it. Okay. Um, number one, I, I, I walked out of the movie last night and never, and it's like, uh, uh, it's Park Chan Wook, the guy that did Old Boy. He, I think he produced this movie. What's the movie called? It's called, um, I had Google, I fucking, wait, but you, you went to the theater to see? I was, I went to the grove. You know, busy the grove is right now, doing no other choice is what. No other choice turns out you had a few and one of them wasn't leave. And it's, it got, what is the, um, rotten tomatoes on it? I never trust tomatoes. 99%. I don't trust it. I think 99%. I just don't trust it. It's two, 98. That's way too high. Yeah. So, and it's the guy from Squid Games. Great actor. Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot, right? Um, it's a dark comedy. The comedy really works. They're just so talented. Right? Koreans in how to do it. But there's one moment. So I'm going to just tell you, I'm not going to give any spoilers. Okay. No, we're never going to see this. It doesn't matter. Really? No, one, I mean, maybe. All right. So this guy, right? They got to the right, right? Happily married two kids. He's a paper man. He works, he works for a paper processing plant. And he's been there for 25 years. Makes a good living. And he gets fired. Okay. From his job. For stealing paper. No. For, you know, the Americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments. Yeah. So anyway, there's a point where it's like, he won't get a job. Right? So they're running out of money. Right? So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs. What? Yeah, they had two dogs. They're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog? Yeah, that's the weird. It's as soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I walked out. You got rid of the dogs? Yeah, yeah. And the kids are crying. Yeah, it's, it was right. They're running the kids. I'd rather give it a give it a give it one of the kids. There's so much more expensive. They're way more expensive. Dogs are far, how expensive is dog food? I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a 50 pound bag from Costco for like 10 bucks. I know. Exactly. I mean, they're not going to be the healthiest food for the dogs. Dogs are going to get to keep it alive. It'll be a lot. Dude, dogs live on the street dogs. Whenever something like that happens in a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do that. I have to leave. I don't, you know, I saw a fucking thread today. Was it yesterday? Morning or this morning that pissed me off. Someone was like, I don't care. I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, this shit. I hate it. And they were like, hot take. I don't fucking care. If you're a dog person, you are stupid, just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean? That person is me. When I say, what does that even mean? It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it. Yeah. Because I'm a dog person. Yeah. I don't trust people that don't like dogs. I don't trust people. We're just being the fuck out. I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog. He's the only one. I know. It's crazy. In history. Have a cat. I don't, a durable. Actually, if he had a honey badger, I don't care what it is. Honey badger will be sick. That'd be sick. I got my little badger here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's mowing on Stephen Miller's ankle. All the though. Steve's like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh. Donald, come get your honey badger. Fuck it. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger. Yeah, you have to. Yeah. I don't get it. You got to have some kind of animal. Yeah. Here's another TikTok video that I can't watch. When they start up, I don't know who needs to hear this. Nobody. Nobody needs to hear what you're saying. But you're all shit. You're all shit. We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy. You're a regular guy. You know what I mean? It's like you're a regular guy. Yeah, the grassy, the scientist guy. Yeah. Yeah. What do we talk? Oh, Neil. He shows. No, whatever. You'll be grass-ticent. Yeah, yeah, Neil grass-ticent. Yeah, I mean, if he says, I don't need, I don't, then I'll go, oh, I think I'm good. I want to hear his opinion about this. Yeah. Or anyone professional like Scott Galaway. Now, let me pause on Scott Galaway. No, don't pause on him. Push play. He says some shit that I'm like, I know I love it. The fuck are you talking about? I'm reading his book right now. He does this whole skip about like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women. I don't know all this fucking shit. It's like, I don't, is that true? How do we know that's true? It's called statistics, my friend. Who's filling out those forms? What the fuck do you mean? In the Midwest, they do it. Where? They pull people on the street and they go, who's fucking? Yeah. I don't buy it. They don't do it in Studio City because I've been around. Yeah, they don't get old. Here's what I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again? McCone. McCone. Yeah. This guy, he's in the height of his 20s. He's in the center of it. He's not a normal. He's fucking. I know. But he's not an average white dude. He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen. No, you don't get up. This McCone guy. Right. He's a shifter. He's got the gift of gab. You know, I mean, he's slimy. Slimey. Slimey. He's got Hollywood quality. What is, and then what's, you have him when I first met him to just directly walk up to me and talk business is insane behavior. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, a little mover and shaker. That's a little one. Slimey move. Shaker. And then he gets into here, moves up. He's a fucking climber. You want to fire him? No, I love him. Okay. He's like a Pesty little brother. Yeah, yeah. So he stays. But when I'm saying it, I'm on to you. But he's not a normal, you know, I mean, average 20 something. You're old. All his friends are fucking. Yeah, because they're not. Have you met them? Yeah. Yeah. Half of them are. But the ones that he has in Minnesota, those ones, they're not fucking. Yes, they are. No, I met them. What do you mean? They don't even talk. They're combatotes. They're like a catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like, well, they are, they're big fans of you. They're not big fans, dude. Smile then. Do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up? No, you've never done that. No. That's like a move that people do. Where they bail on a date. Yeah, I can't do that. I don't, I've never ghosted anybody on a date. If you've been ghosted, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. See, that's why it burns. It hurts, huh? Yeah. But you still remember the person. I bet it sits in your memory bank. You know, who keeps deep in my soul. You know who did it. Yeah. That's why they do it, I think. You know that you know, somebody that did to me. Do I know who it is? Do. No, I'm asking you. Do I know who they are? Yeah. No. What? Who's on first? Who's on second? I don't know. What? Straight up? Straight up? Straight up? Wait, wait, who did it to you? Bickleroom back dash. Got it. There will be a college football team that uses Bickleroom back dash. Back dash. Yeah, I mean Bickleroom back dash. Up the straight. Right up. And then the wide receiver knows what to do. He does. And he does a little Bickleroom like move. If you're a college football player of any kind, please use the bad friends. Yeah, I'll let the line. Yeah. And let us know. Bickleroom back dash. What are you doing? How to properly yell as a quarterback? Yeah, there's like a specific blue 42. I got one. I would do this. I would close this one and open this one. Singla. Yeah. That's a good one. Give me one. Air lick. Don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own. Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line and you went, four, four, nine. And I would know what that is. Slyther. Slyther. Slyther. Slyther. Slyther around the defensive linebacker. That's a slither player. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. That is. Umari. Oh, it's a hook route. Yeah, it's a hook route. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm both sides though. Yeah. Double hook. One hook route. Single hook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Single hook is one side. You know what I mean? That'd be fun to come up with. We should coach a team. I'd do it. I'd be great. Let us coach your local team. Yeah. We should just coach. We should coach like an inner mural team. Yeah. We should have a bad friend's inner meal. And things would be, some of my coaching would be direct. Like, it's exactly what it means. Tarec? Yeah. Yeah. Headbutt the guy twice. It's exactly what that means. There's no hidden agenda, right? I just hit butt. You know what I mean? It looks like you have water in your ear. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right in the face finger. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the face. Right. And then some of it would be like, you know, I mean, not obvious. A little bit more secretive. Yeah. What is that? What was that? Look at the nose and focus. Oh, focus. Hey, booger head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that is. I get that. Yeah. I think we should do it. I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to. We'll draw up some plays. Yeah. With no in base. Is there knowledge of football? Is there plays in baseball? Yeah. I mean, that's a hard. It's not the same. It's harder. Well, there's there's there's signals from coach at this. You know, like, you know, signals, they do that the third base. But what does that all mean? Well, they're signaling to the runner, the next move at what the what the batter is going to do. Yeah. Yeah. To swing, swing away or to take the pitch or or to try to steal the base or just look, well, there's a bunch of different signals there. But they all have different signs, signs. Yeah. Yeah. Pitch, because these are pitch calls. Wow. That's amazing. They don't do this. They use an older hand. Is that my hand? That's my hand. I'm not kidding. That's my hand. That's the oldest head I've ever seen. I have an old hand. So this is something upside down piece. Yeah. This twice. Yeah. They get more creative, then. Well, the only have your hand. You have one hand. I know, but you could still, you know, what about this one? No, because this one has a mitt. One has a mitt on it. Oh, it's a mitt, right? The catcher has one mitt on it. Right. And then do they do this? Yeah. Meaning catch it. Catch it. Pitcher does that. Catch the ball, then. You know what I mean? That's from the pitcher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Draft King sportsbook. An official sports betting partner of the NFL makes every playoff moment feel bigger. Draft King's has your back with early exit protection. 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Not Tourette's, but like it goes into a seizure. That'd be fun. That'd be terrible. Yeah, but he's going... Right. And he's like, I don't know what to do. What? The batter? The batter. They see the coach. He's looking at it like, I don't know what move that is. But I'll try. Swing away. Yeah, I'll just go away. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's got to... That's feels like that's in movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern. Little Big League or whatever. Yeah. I feel like gang members could probably do it. Well, hey, still third. Throw up some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, dude, you know what I mean? Do this move, right? Well, you know, they have gangs. They have not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like, intermural leagues in prison. And longest yard, man. Yeah. Oh, hey. Oh, well, let's not throw any of these up. Yeah, yeah. Wait, let me see. Compton Crip. This one I can do. I don't think we should do these. Why? On the air. Probably a bad idea. Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers. Sure. Yeah. Dear gang. For hunters. Dear gang. Get the antlers, dude. Dear gang. I mean, yeah. What do you, oh, yeah. Japanese girl gang. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean, I like, I'm not going to lie. The hand signals for gangs are incredible. They're incredible. You see them throwing them up. You love them. Oh, geek gang. What is that? Yeah. Geek gang signs. Now, how can you take Oki Doki and turn to a gang sign? That sucks. Would you like it? Because if you're like seeing a guy, you're like, hey, Bobby, I'm going to go to the gym, right? And then go, Oki Doki. That's what I'm saying. It's unfair. Yeah, it's not. You can't see it. They stole it. Yeah, you can't do Oki Doki anymore. Because it's a gang sign. Well, yeah, yeah. You know, okay. I don't know. I know. I understand. I understand it. A lot of things have been taken over. Yeah, that's true. A lot of things have been taken. They're just, like the swastika. That was ours. No, that was Indonesian, right? It was like Buddha's storm of... Well, it means peace. It means peace, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's so crazy. The marketing is great. On the swastika? I mean, because to take peace and turn it into a symbol of hate, it's like taking the peace sign now and turning into hate. Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking some of the means that you're just turning into absolute hate, which is kind of odd. Good marketing. That's all phenomenal. Yeah, yeah. The team over there in Germany. Yeah. So check it out. Well, we're branding. We're going to rebrand the peace symbol. Yeah. Thank you. Hitler, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, give me some fucking math. Yeah, they did a lot of math. He loved math. Yeah, a lot of them did. Well, if you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you do, would you ride the horse? Would you do, heroin? I mean, I would do with the doctor prescribed, but much more. You wouldn't go street, street drugs? I might. I don't know, dude. I might want to face it head on. Clear death death. Yeah, what's so funny? Carlos is not one of Facebook. Like Ram Das says, it's a face traffic. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you want to be in the present moment of death? No, I don't know. Well, I definitely don't want to die in my sleep. That Jane Goodall. That's a huge fear. She died in her sleep. The ape woman. Yeah, she did. Yeah, I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she the ape was next to her? Oh, she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep, no? Fames people dying their sleep. James Gandalfine, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Brittany Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White. Wow. William Howard. Why not dying in her sleep? I want to know it's coming. Like when I die, I want to go, okay, that's happening. Oh, I see. I don't want to go to bed and being like, what a great day. Yeah. Honk you, honk you, and then I never wake up. Wow. I want to be alive when I'm dead. No, dude. You want to be sleep? Yeah, yeah. Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's going to happen. From a percentage person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get has to be for you. Yeah. By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before. Oh my god. No, he says they're fucking awesome. This fucking guy does. What? You don't eat reindeer dog. What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat. I'm just kidding. No, it looks good. It's like, it's too gamey, probably. No, he said it was actually pretty good because it was because it's fatty right because it's so cold they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter. So it's it's it's fattier than, oh, that does look delicious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's fatty. I think I think it root off and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, root off. You can't eat root off. Somebody dead. Oh, no. Somebody dead reindeer meat. See, it looks good. Dude, that's like I told you. When I was in Australia and I had kangaroo, phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like him, right? And I was like, well, try it. We went to like a little bar restaurant thing. And I was kind of like, I'll have a couple bites. Eight the whole fucking thing. Wow. It was delicious. Wow. But they need it. They need to get rid of them because they outnumber. Kangaroo is outnumber Australians. Like, what is it? It's crazy. It's like three to one or something bonkers like that. How much could you charge for root offs and nose? To eat. You if you actually caught root off, right? And you're like, you know, root off has one nose. And it's probably original because it's red. Bright red. Yeah. You could probably get eat it. Well, you're right. I'm sure you could lick it. Or you could boil it or something. What do you think it would taste like? I don't know. I mean, probably delicious. Like candy cane and... Ooh, yeah, yeah. Just a sugar. Like a sugary meat, like a Korean, you know, mean meat that's been like, you know, mean, what do you call it? Marinated? Marinated, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Marinate that. You could probably charge a million dollar for root offs and nose. Well, it's one nose. It's you have to charge way more than that. It's all one. Yeah. Or daffy ducks, like beak. How much could you charge for that? Oh, my God. Daffy duck beak. Daffy duck beak. Oh, right. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. You sell expensive? Yeah. Tinkerbell wing. Ooh, just for fun. Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling. No. But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing. The delicacy. At the delicacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about a Mickey Mouse here? Ooh, just one ear. One ear. A Mickey Mouse here? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I mean, a lot of people would be upset. So what? Right? Oh, God. But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean? See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear. Just one ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big deal. Yeah. Some green guy in the red headed guy took my ear. I was sleeping. Say that again. I can't hear you. What? Oh, yeah. Good one. Okay, what is that kangaroos? Oh, yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah, there's too many of them. There's crazy. It's crazy. There's too many Chinese. We don't eat them. Is that like the old slogan, eat the rich? Let's just eat the Chinese. Dude, we went out. We were out. What'd you do? And we're out in the mountains. And there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me. When you say we who? My wife and my well and her family. Great. What do you, I'm not accusing of anything. Well, you say like, who is I? I was with the whole. Well, you could have been with your family as well. Oh, yeah. We switched years. We do that this year. That year. That's all I wanted to know. What year was it? Which were it's there. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again. I think I think every year from now on, we're going to do double downs. You got to double down it. Yeah. I think I got it. My parents are getting older. So I got to do it. I want to see them more often. But we went up there to Utah. And it was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski this year. But my God, you feel bad. These people that like go up there. They're whole year. They wait to go up there. They get their kids. They spend all this money going to vacation. No snow. It's rain. You can't ski. Oh, no. There's almost no. There was almost no snow there. You can't ski without snow. Yeah, that's what they said. It's a big component. Yeah. Warnerski. The lakes were frozen. Oh, there are. Yeah. Oh, this is double. You could ice skate. There we go. Why can't you do that? I would love to ice skate with you. I'm pretty good. Yeah. What don't pick? You know what? I fall. You laugh. It'll be the end. I would love to go ice skating. I'd love to go ice skating with you as well. Speed skating though. We would race. Can you ice skate? Mm-hmm. Okay, I can too. No. You see? Is that Minnesota Indian's getting you? That's still got you. We should see. We. It shall see. I hate your challenging fucking vibes. It's so, you know, like, because he's Mr. Sporting. What's going on here? That's speed skating. Yeah, yeah. I can't do that, but we should try. Yeah. How funny would we be in those outfits? Oh, that'd be so funny. With those long blades on. Yeah, yeah. Well, the Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something Winter Olympics. Yeah. Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics in Italy, I think? In like Milan, maybe? Milan. How fucking cool. Invite us, NBC. From the Leslie Jones, did what? Look at these motherfuckers skiing in this motherfuck. No, but what didn't she do like that? Brazil or... Damn, these girls got big old ads. Back to you, bitch. Yeah. That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympics. Yeah, there she is. With Al Roker. Yeah. Yeah, this is, you know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again. What? We're not right for this. We try to do these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's insane. It's insane. Why are we doing this? Also, you have to edit yourself and you want to make it what you want to do. So many inappropriate jokes. Yeah. You can't say anything. You're getting to anything. By the way, we rewrote that. We just watched the, we were talking to a friend at the house when we were talking about vegetarian meals, like, giving you farts, you know. And Portlandi had like the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this? No. And while they're in the middle of it, the woman's like, we noticed some flatulation. Would you like to go on our fart patio? There's a patio just for people that are farting. And they're in full conversation as they're farting. Yeah. It's so dumb. If you do need to flanchulate, we have a designated area. So dumb, dude. I'm not. Dude, fart patio is brilliant. Wow. A little mustard seed. Apple for some reason. They are two of maybe the funniest. That show was so fucking funny. Yeah. It was like ahead of its time. It was really good. It was so good. We're. I love him. Armisan. Oh yeah. I think she's fucking brilliant too. I mean, they're both geniuses. Where's the person? Oh. I don't know her. Famous guy drop. Oh, Fred and I. I wait. Fuck. I like him because I know him. No, that's not what it is. Was that what I was doing? 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? I can't say. Oh, then let's do a do over. Dude, this is so funny. Let's do a do over. I do it and he's like. He doesn't use a. I didn't know. I really. Oh. Oh. Dude, there's not a different than a friend armisan, a comedian, right? That we all know, right? SNL staff. Or a lucky or um, Taylor Swift. Different. Different. Yeah. I've never brought. I don't bring it up. You bring it up. Yeah. But yeah, I love to bring it up. You name drop it. I don't think so. Yeah, you do. I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's let's. You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do. Aside from that, where have I made name dropped? Qtis. You know who? Michael Bay. You know who from the meeting demands me. Yeah, dude, you name drop all time. Stop it. Stop it. So do you though. No. Yeah, you do. No, who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private. Somebody. Tell me a story. I don't want to bring it up. Go ahead. No, I don't want to. Do it. Oh, I was at a restaurant in Bateman was there with Jennifer Aniston and this and that, right? Yeah. You brought that story up. On this show? No, not out loud, but to tell us. So I just said I tell you in private and then you bring it up on the show. I literally just said that. Yeah, but I'm just saying the app. No, no, no, no, no. The app of name dropping is something that you do. Okay, so I'm a timeout. You name drop in private way more than me. The win. We just don't talk about it on the show. I don't name drop at all, dude. Yes. You do. All right, so let's get this over it. You're obsessed with celebrity. Oh, god, Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, Fred. That's what you should have said. Is that what I should have said? Or I just said he's a genius and you go, he's a great guy. Yeah, like I know him. He's a guy I know. We were saying how I don't know anything. No, I did a movie with them like six months ago. Another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work. It's out of it. Oh, fuck you. Do you know what that one is? Yes, it is. I know what I don't like that above itself. I'm never going to do it again. What was the name of the movie? Is it out? Green days movie. Yeah. Oh, right. That's a huge one. Yeah, yeah. No, there's a lot of people in that. Yeah. Like a ton of people are in this movie. Yeah, so what's it called? New Year's Rev right now. When does it come out? I don't know. But they missed their opportunity. It's New Year's. Maybe next New Year's. Maybe next New Year's. But I see a lot of clips going viral by the way from our good friend logic's movie that you were in. Oh, yeah. I like a lot of clips on the, have you seen this on the internet? A lot of them are being bounced around. Particularly the conversation with him and his father because his dad is a crazy character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm barely in that. Shot out. I have no line. Shot out logic though. We love him. I have no lines in it. I love logic. He's a great dude. Yeah, yeah. I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing. I wish I could have come up there. Well, you know what, Hatham was I um, Spokane? Where was it? I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had fucking COVID. Oh, that's right. Right. And they go, you can't show up on set. I go, what do I do? And they're like, just stay. So I stayed in this hotel room for like five days. I remember you were stuck. That's right. And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy? You can see your hair. Call Santino. Background guy. Right here, background guy. So I just kind of did it, but you know, I love logic a lot. That's great to. Yeah, yeah, it's a great dude. You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so excited. No, no, I don't. Well, you you decline work. Declined work? Yeah, you do. No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way. On the stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it. You should read it first. I don't read it. If it's bad, don't do it. But I just do. Well, how about this guy read Crodi Ghost? I got something big. Bigger Crodi Ghost, yeah, I'll do it. I got something big coming up and I want to announce it. I'm very excited about. I'm going to brag right now, guys. Big time. Go ahead. Big time. Go ahead. Huge for me. Go on. January. End of the month. My best buddy's going to be shooting a special at the Bell Boa Theatre. Okay. Four shows. Sold out. They're not sold out. Yeah, they are. They're all sold out. Are they sold out? Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live sold out. Bell Boa Theatre Four shows. My guy. They're all sold out. I looked. They're all sold out. Click on them. They're all sold out. How amazing. Okay. Are you excited? Well, here's the thing. Okay, I'm trying to try not to think about it. What do you mean you're not trying to think about it? Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? It's not sold out. Yes, it is. Look at those little blue spots. Brother, that's gone. That'll be gone in two days. Those are like reserve seats. It's sold out. Yeah, I don't care about the back either. It's the wait. Are the whites the empty seats? Are fucked. No, dude, he's kidding. It's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, man. Okay. No, okay. Are the whites the empty seats? It's sold out. Okay, thank God. No, you're sold out. Thanks. The fucking God. Are the whites the empty? Yeah. Only the back row they bought. What the fuck? A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life. Yeah, yeah. Which ones are the ones I have? Yeah. It is okay. It could just say this about the special okay. Isn't that drive you nuts by the way when somebody's in your seat when you get to a place and you go, oh, those are seats. And they're like, they are and you're like, yeah, come on, man. Let's not do this dance. Yeah. And they're like, um, I don't, I think that, oh, let me see. Let me look. And then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're, we're way the fuck we're all the way up there. Yeah, you're like, you're fucking what are you doing? You knew you were fucking. I know. It's just, just I've sat in other people's seats. I've done that. I acted it. Yeah, but when you do it, you get up right? No, no, no, I've done it. For years, we go to Dodger games. Yeah. We would sneak all the way down. We used to do that all the time. Yeah. And then when they come to go, you guys are so, so you go, you got it, you caught us and then get up and go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, oh, is this, uh, where is this? Yeah, yeah. You fucking know, we sneak down. You know, that's like a part of the game is, you know, on TikTok, I saw a woman. She was a little drunk and she got, she sits in a first class seat. She's in college. The first class guy comes up and goes, hey, I think that's my seat. She goes, well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket and I decided I'm going to sit here. What? That's got to be a sketch. Top space, you know, I'm going to talk to you right now about this. Right? I've had a lot of trauma growing up. And if I held that in my body, body keeps the score. Okay? Body keeps the score. Yeah, yeah. And what I did was I did some EMDR through, um, talk space and, um, I'm relieved. 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If she was in my seat. Yeah. I'd be like, oh man, I think you're in my seat. But what'd she get in the seat? Okay, you're the drunk white lady. So I'm sorry, but I paid for a seat too. Okay. And I just kind of say here first. Oh, you said they're first. Yeah, I got on first and you're a little late. I'm just going to sit here and you can sit wherever I'm sitting. No, okay. So here's the deal. Yeah, that's my seat. I paid for it. I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move. I only think I'm going to because I can't, I hear first. Oh, you got here first. Yeah. Are you a little intoxicated, ma'am? Yeah, I have drank some brandy. Well, how about this? You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong and I'll give you drinks the whole flight. Yeah, I'm not moving. I'll give you drinks all flight. He read. Can I call you? You read? Please. You fucking freak. Whoa, you read ahead of the freak of nature. Listen here, Connie, John. You racist? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen. You, what army is going to move me from my seat? Ice. The red marmite? Ice army. They did eventually kick her out. You got it. It's fucking insane. But here's what I don't get though. It was a white lady. Okay. Right. It could be other races. You better not attack the whites. I know what I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me. The white women all are entitled? No, I'm not saying that. I just, she just happened to be, but when it's mixed with white, it's a little bit more bothersome to me. Right. No, actually, if it was any other race, it would be bothered me. You would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter. Yeah, I think that's how, yeah, yeah. But I just wanted to like, how's your eyes out? She's like, I'm hanging in my mouth. Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like, I bought a coach seat. Go back. You know what I mean? Or, well, or go, hey, you can have it. Just pay me the difference in the fare. Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it. And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go do that. You would do that? I don't think so. If they had a cash. No. Be a fun story. It's you real. Yeah, you're flying to Australia. I mean, yeah, yeah, insane. Insane. I don't know if you're not going to do that flight again. Like, I don't know. I love it down there. That's so, it was so long. It was like, it's so long. You feel like you wasted a part part of your life. Like, when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now. We were a flight together and you both first class. I never saw you the whole time. Yeah. It's 15 hours. Yeah, 15 hours. We never even saw you the whole time. Well, because it's exhausting. And then Burr was on the flight. You're right. Oh, yeah, Bill was on the flight. Yeah, yeah, and then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up to the bathroom so I can say hi. You got up to say hi? Yeah, I didn't have to pee or anything. I just say, I'm going to wait in line of the bathroom. When he gets up, he... I want to say hi. That sounds so creepy. I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi. Because I knew that what was going to happen. This plan's going to like, because he was in front of me, right? Yeah. That he was going to... You know, he gets an escort. Yeah. A group of people go, come on this way. You know what I mean? It's funny how he does. We don't. We would never get it. We don't have an escort. Well, he has parallel sketched escorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, with different kinds. Yeah, yeah. But, um, so I waited. He got out and then I said, Oh, I was surprised, dude. Bill? I could bill. What's going on? It's so nerdy. He said, hey, buddy, what's going on? You know what I mean? This and that. You know what I mean? But I purposely could get that. You've never done that? To say hi to Bill? No, just in general, like... Oh. Got it up. Put yourself... Okay. But I can't believe I haven't shared this story. Tell me. You want the biggest name drop of all? Tell me. I think I told you. Child in the middle. I got to meet somebody for five seconds. I know what it is. I told you, didn't I? I know. I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually... I did it. I met President Obama. That's amazing. Wow. It was fucking insane. My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, why? He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no, what? He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what am... What am I going to do? Like say, say hi. And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'd introduce you. So I go over there. Are you wearing a golf uniform? No, I'm just dressed nice. Okay. Because I'm not playing or not. I go over there to say hi. And they're done. And I'm kind of like hanging around. And this was like a moment in time that blew my mind. He was like, walking around the secret service. They're done. They're about to leave. And you know, like, secret services everywhere. It's crazy. And my buddy sees me. Makes eye contact. Because I told him I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't want, I don't need to, I don't want to bother. You're a force to the situation. Fuck no. And I don't want to make him be like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gives a shit about me. He gives a shit, yeah, yeah. And then he looked at me, made eye contact, and he went like this. And then I'm not kidding, dude. What your friend did that? Yeah, he saw me. I thought Baroque did that. No, he just called me. Dave! No, I said, I'm on Dave! Your mind is going to be blown. Look at what? Because he fucking, he goes like this. And he like ushers him to me. Which was like, I was almost laughing. He's like ushering him towards me. Like around people. Like people are kind of waiting quietly. Wow. And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy, my interesting, you know, comedian, Chicago Illinois. And I said, I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. He literally goes, I know who this guy is. No, how does my Fred Armasen story? Oh, fuck it. Fucking compare to that dude. How you are to my fuck off? It was so good. Oh, oh my god. We chatted about Chicago for five seconds. And I said, it's an absolute pleasure and honor to meet you. Not to waste any more of your time. You said that? Yeah. Oh my god. I said, it's an ad- Pleasure and honor to meet you. Yeah. Don't want to waste any more. I know, will you nervous? No, because it was kind of like, he was his, he's extremely disarming. He's so, like, even though he is, you know, this figure. He's a historical figure. No, but I'm saying he's so cool. It's like meeting John Adams or, oh, you know what I mean? Or like, you know what I mean? Paul Revere. Or it's like, yeah, it's, I met Paul Revere. Like, who could say that? You know what I mean? It's like meeting Obama. He was so fast on the horse. You know what I mean? I barely met him. There he goes. Bye Paul. I met the horse. The horse. What? Just meet the horse. Yeah, it's just meet the horse. Yeah, yeah. No, he was very cool. Just his vibe. He was cool. He was very nice. He wasn't like, it didn't feel heavy. I mean, it's like the difference. Yeah. You know what I mean? Of a caliber. Well, we're not friends. I just got to say hello to the man. I know, but the situations that you weren't are so much different than situations. Yeah, I mean, I would like trolls and stuff. That's why I mean. Well, if you weren't such a fucking recluse. It may be. Yeah. If you got up, get out and did something. You'd meet people. Okay. But anyway, so wow. And then you shook his hand. Yeah, soft. He dapped me up. Oh, dude, that's the real shit. That's right. Is that the real shit? That's a good stuff. That's a good stuff. What's up? But you have to be introduced. What? If you're pumped. If you're introduced by a black person. Oh, you're friend with black? Oh, did you assume you're white? Yeah. No. Is it some of that we know? Is something I know too? You definitely don't know this guy. Is this because you don't have any black friends to say what this is? I have black friends. Are they all white in your master palette? I don't know. The guy who you called him like, just Dessani Jones, you didn't even know his name. You're like, Dessani Jones. It's like, what? Fuck. All right. Anyway, wow, that's a really, that's a life experience that, you know. It was, honestly, it was a moment my day where I was like, this is maybe. It's incredible. Yeah. Congratulations. Four seconds of time. And I literally said, I don't want to waste any more time. Yeah. And he was like, oh man, we gotta go. It's always go good. But he chatted about Chicago for a hot second. I mean, I had RFK Jr. on Patigra Valley. That's the Fowler Brothers, I think, all of it will go politically. It's a pleasure to be here. Yeah, that's what it was. But, no. No, it was an incredible moment in my life. Wow. Honestly, it was like one of those things. I was fucking awesome. Just got to, all I wanted to say, hi to the guy. Like, hey, man. Wow. It was cool. Yeah. And then when you, on the drive home, what were you thinking? I call, well, I call my parents. Yeah. It's fucking, it was cool. It was a cool moment time. It was one of those. Congratulations. Yeah, it stays with me. It's huge. And you know what the best part was? Yeah. No photo. That's so funny. You knew what I was gonna say. It was great because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture. Yeah. And I was like, he's not gonna like that. So they shut it down. Like not him, but other people were like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, don't dump it. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the moment. He gets pictures, probably up the kazoo. Well, think about this. People take photos of him everywhere he is. Yeah, yeah. You know how many times in public he sees someone like, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many people do that all day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, enjoy the moment. It's a memory. I was nervous at the very beginning and then he disarms you. You know what it made me feel like? You know when you're like, when someone's like, someone's like, you get nervous before you go on stage and you go, well, I'm anxious. I'm not like nervous. I'm just like excited. And I kind of get like, like, I want to jump out of a fucking skin. Sure. And the moment you get on and say something, it's like gone. You know what I mean? Like that anxiety like is gone. When you start doing the job that we do, it felt the same way. And then he got to me and it was like, this is gonna sound corny, but you do get why some people fucking get that kind of status. You talk to a guy for five seconds, you're like, I get it. This guy's fucking, oh yeah, yeah. He's got all your born with it. He's got all the pieces. It figured it out. You got to have the pieces. By the way, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet. There's a reason. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. To get there is crazy. It's a prime level in terms of politics. Any president you would meet, you'd go, oh, this is fucking. Yeah, except for Ford. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck Ford. You'd get Fuck Nerd. Yeah. No, no, you would. You'd feel the same way about anybody. Wow. Yeah, it was wild. I thought I told you. No, I told you I was going to have maybe no, you were on your way to go. Right. I was telling you I was going, you're not going to believe where I'm going. But I did say to you, I did say, I bet I won't get to meet him. Yeah, but then I said to you, make sure you call me after you do it. And you never did. I called everybody else. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like, wow. Why do you think I held it for this? Yeah, for the show. Okay. Wow. I knew you were going. He goes, uh, what? I remember. Hey, where's Bobby? No, he never did that. How fucking amazing. If it dude, also when he said, I know this guy, I thought I got this. He's definitely got to be plugged into the internet world. His kid's a director, his daughter's a director, right? Yeah, I don't know. Aren't they both in the business? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Shmalea is. Yeah. Yeah, dude, they're plugged in. Well, I just did a show that they produced. Yeah, they're plugged in, man. They know what's good. I mean, he was, yeah, he knows. And I literally thought, you know, I mean, when I got the offer for the show, they go, the Obama's producing it and I go, I'm in. I'm doing it. It's an offer. They go, yeah. And I show up out in the fucking Noverland and thinking that they're going to be there. They're going to be there. It'd be cool if they did. I know, but they're not going to be there. I just showed up. It was just a regular shoot with regular people. Oh my God. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, Jingle, but. Whoa. Oh, dude. So what is this is what they were talking about? Yeah, it works. It just Wi-Fi anywhere. You know what the best part about this is we bought these. No, you didn't. I promise. Who paid for these? We got it at a mouth and it's not going to come from y'all. So no way. We didn't buy this? Promise. No. No, we made sure that you didn't. Who paid for it? Seven X. Oh. Yeah. That he said. And so we paid for it. We paid for it. You. Yeah. I'm kidding. This is so cool. This is a great gift. This is very nice. I don't know how to do I just put my PlayStation. It's really easy. It's like setting up a night pad. You know, I'm nervous about this, about using these now. Why? Did you see that clip about Kamala and wired headphones? Mm-hmm. This is going to fuck you up. Thank you so much. This is great. Nice. And you can play any PlayStation game that's got the same effects. That's good. This is very cool, you guys. Thank you so very much. It's really good. Click on, yeah, click on this. Listen to this clip. So she got a lot of shit for like wearing these wired headphones. Don't be on the train using your ear pods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation. I'm just telling you, that's a little bit more secure. She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that. She's like, I served on the intelligence committee. I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking ear pod. No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation. How? Well, because it's what, this is Bluetooth. What are the, who are they? You have to ask from X-Men. I mean, like, how do you do it? Professor X is down in the subway. He does live in the subway. And you know why he lives down there? It's not ADA compliant. Okay, anyway. He can't get back up. You don't want them left? Once you go down. You don't want those eggs. I do, man. I'm just having fun on the show. I thought you were being serious. No, dude. Yeah, because if you don't want them, I'll take them. Just making a bit for the show. Okay, okay. Good bit. Yeah, thanks for killing it. Yeah, I destroyed it. No, it's okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, no. Good top. Stuff. You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people, you know, people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit. Well, I'm not, I don't know, man. I don't think I do. You don't want to change anything. Not really. No. Hmm. I think I'm pretty good. I'm in a good path here. That's great. Yeah. You have any? Oh, yeah. Give me one. I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. I can't spoil it. Did you say that's bullshit? I think it's very real. I wasn't. I know, but the night can make it up. Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is. It's making stuff up. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah. Okay. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah. I'm going to make short stilts. See? Funny. Is that funny? Funny. Yeah. I think they're too long. You know what I mean? When you see them, they're too long. Yeah. I mean, have them lay me two feet off the ground. They are too long. Yeah. Stilts are too long. Have you ever seen painters stilts? Yeah. Those. Those are tiny. They have them already, Bob. They have what? Short stilts? I don't know. I'm talking about the way, you know, oh, that's that. Oh, they are short. Fuck. Um. Man, your ideas are just getting taken. They're taken. All right. What is she doing? Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason. And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it. Just take the photo. I'm going to do a man his favorite yogurt. They got it. I don't think you do. They have it. You're mayo. Wow. You're mayo. They already have it. God, everything has been on Shark Tank already. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's think of something else. Let's create something here. I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Uh, we're going to manufacture. We're going to, let's do make a shoe company and we only sell left shoes. No rights. Oh, that's good. And it's called no rights. You have no rights. You have no rights. Yeah. And all the pros, please. Yeah. That's good. I'll give that a go. No rights. Only left shoes. Just this guy selling his shoe. Yeah. He's already doing it, dude. No. He's just selling it. All right. Now there's a website or just one foot. Oh, for people it's just one foot. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. They already have it. See, oh, you can't come out with it. All right. How about this Shark Tank? By the way. Yeah. That is so incredible. Because somebody at one point was like, I only need one. Yeah. Yeah. Just give me one. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have a let my left foot. Yeah. They call me loopy. I used to dance in circles. Shark skinned COVID mask. Oh, a shark skinned COVID mask. I guarantee you there's no way. They got that. Shark skinned COVID mask. Got that right here. That's the whole shark head. Yeah. It's a Canada. They have a shark head is way cooler. Yeah. You come over to another one. Wait, wait, wait. Go to all and see if they really sell it. Yeah. Shark skinned COVID mask. No. I think we're good with that. I think we're good with that. I don't know if it's going to give a good protection. You know. But still. Still. Yeah. Half a hula hoop. A hula. A hula. Just a hula. A hula half a hoop. Hula half a hoop. Hula half a hoop. Half a hoop. Half a hoop. Yeah. Like skip it. Members skip it. Yeah. I don't think it exists. No. There's no one more. I think we got it. It wouldn't work though. That's only problem. Somebody would find it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's a wheel. There's a way. Oh, look at this. Go back to that photo. Look at that. It's so maroon Luther King. Yeah. Oh, have a dream. Yeah. One day my brothers and sisters will be hooping at the park. Zoom in the park. Yeah. Zoom in that photo. What is it that black is thinking? I can't wait to steal her hula. That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. He's looking at the cameras. Like, damn, they got me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Look at zoom in. He's looking right at the camera. Yeah. He's looking. Shit. They got him. Or he's thinking the bitches I like wouldn't use a hula. They're too fat. That's what he's thinking. He's like an eight year old boy. Mama, why you got me? Yeah. I've never seen a black eye hulu. Can black guys who he's Googling? I knew he was going to go. Black eye hulu who video. Yeah. Okay. They do. They do. They do. Yeah. Let's see it. Yeah. Wow. Oh, because there's dancing involved. Oh, wow. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. There has to be dancing. Black guys vote hulu who, unless there's dancing, baby. Yeah. That's cool though. He could dance with it. That's incredible. That's so funny. It's so good. Whoa, dude. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Don't know. I heard your cousin hulu who. Oh, but he'd be dancing hulu who. He hulu dancing and that mother. Oh, get it boy. Oh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool. Yeah. They look. It's unbelievable. You a white guy fucking hulu whooping. Go to white guy hulu whooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hulu whoop. Yeah. White guy's got to be working out while he's hulu whooping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool though. That's pretty cool. I don't know. Yeah. I've never seen a black guy hopscotch. Black guy's hopscotch. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they do when they're kids. No, as an adult. Adults don't hopscotch. Oh, hopscotch all day. You be hopscotch. Yeah. Happy hopscotch all day. Dude, what's side? Okay. Uh, we love you. We're excited to see where this year goes. What a great episode. Okay. So what a good time. 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