#166 - Godfrey

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We're pumped to have you here, Godfrey. Thanks, man. Big fans. It's been a minute. I'm gonna say this is the most, I've definitely gotten no disrespect, much harder gets, much easier. Blake Griffin was two texts. Blake. Blake loves comedy. Yeah, it's true, exactly. I was around him in Montreal when he was doing like hosting shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, I was like, oh yeah, I'm doing comedy. He's the man. He's such a good dude, man. He clearly loves stand-up, you're right. He loves stand-up. And it's the kind of thing where it's like you realize, for me it was a realization where it's like you watch the guy play, play Balsons, you know, because I was a kid when he's in the league because he came out of like one year. So he's in the league when he's 20, so I'm 20 watching him. And then you meet him and it's like, in your head, you're like, he's old, but it's like he's a 36-year-old dude. We're the exact same age. He just has like... He was doing old shit. Yeah. Because you're like at home, you know, I don't know, doing homework, doing some kiddie-ass shit. Totally. I was literally doing, yeah, studying in college while he's getting his dick sucked, dunking and shit. I used to see rappers when I was in college and I know them now. I go, you are my age doing albums. So I was like, you must be older. Totally. No, same age. Totally. I'm like, oh, you were on videos and on album covers in our college dorms. And now I know you're at my show and you were the same age. Totally. I'm like, you gotta be like 70, right? It is crazy how that, the pop culture age versus your actual age, that's gotta be tough for somebody who like, you know, Blake's doing great. That motherfucker Max Contract, he's on TV right now. Where's he, what TV? He's on Amazon. He's great. What is he doing? He's doing commentary. Oh, that's great. And he's incredible at it. That whole show is actually really good. That's good when they become good comment. Like Tony Romo is really good. He was. He's losing it. I heard he said some fucked up shit. Tom Brady's great at it. Tom Brady's coming around. He was bad at first. Well, he just started. Yeah. You gotta give him some time. I'm on Hater Mode. Troy Aikman actually. Yeah. Amazing. Aikman's so good. Aikman works at it, but I want nothing good for Brady or, you know, he's had too much good life. I'm tired of that. I hate the Patriots. Yeah, exactly. So I'm such a giants and fucking without anything else but them. Yeah. And I don't like that they won. It's tough that they're winning. They're good again. They're good again. And this will probably come out, this will come out after the Super Bowl probably. And if they won, I'm gonna, I think probably did. Oh man, the Bears, I grew up in Chicago. So yeah. There's the pretty good that Cal Cal. Caleb, good, good. How are you feeling about Caleb? He's amazing. He's awesome. You can wear fucking eyeliner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lipstick, high heels. I'm ready for a truly gay athlete. A truly gay quarterback. That's right there. But I want to, I want to see, I mean, his mom was like a nail tech. I think that's why he was. That's where he gets to do it. But he really took us to a really good place and Bears look good. We finally have balance in the office because we were always a defensive team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is garbage in Greek? Uh, scoopedia. Scoopedia! Scoopedia! Sco-b-t-t-t! Scoopedia, Malacca! Now I have two words. Scoopedia, Malacca! No love, sco-b-t-scoopedia is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scoopedia, because you guys got the words along. Like you've been saying goodbye. Your shit's so long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you say thank you? How do I say thank you? F'karisto. F'karisto. Yeah. I'm good at language. Probably Albanians. What's the name of the language? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm good at language. Probably Albanians. What do they say? Garbage in Albanian. Oh, Jesus. Oh, he's blowing it. You're blowing it. Garbage is pler. Pler? Pler? Pler. Pler. Yeah. Pler. Pler. That sounds fucking Dutch. Pler. I know, pler. Pler. Yeah, pler. Your trash. Because I know in Russian, bled is like fuck. Bled. Bled. So do you speak a lot of languages? I mean, my Spanish is the best. I studied in high school and college, but I taught myself to read French because I was French women, so to impress them. Yeah, yeah. I basic French. Nothing. Sure. Crazy, but I'm trying to learn some Chinese. I just try. Chinese, interesting. That's tough. I want to learn that shit. You're Nigerian, right? 100%. So do you... Ebo languages, man. Oh, look at this guy. You speak... Ebo, I like that. He's like, I'll do nice things. Hey, Yannis, you're the good boy. You're an Ebo. No, no, no. I've learned about Nigeria because of Yannis at the Kumball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a Greek? Exactly. He's kind of like us melded together. Hey, look at this. So it was all because of that basketball shit, you piece of shit. He's like, hey, you got a Nigerian that lived in Greece. I got to bring Godfrey over. For real? Dude, I promise you, he is tamped down racism amongst Greeks, like 40%. No question. And word use down. I know basketball will do it. Basketball will do it. Basketball will do it. And you living in Baltimore, that will do it. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baltimore City Schools, of course. Did they go through hell in Greece? Did they go through hell? Oh, his life was bad. For sure. That's why he's a... I really respect that he... I mean, he could easily be like, fuck Greek people. I mean, his family was truly like... They were like just the kids that would sell stuff at the fucking red light. Like they're selling trinkets, they're selling fruit, whatever the fuck. I mean, him and his brother, when they were starting playing basketball, they shared one pair of shoes. Truly like... And Greek people are really fucked up to immigrants until you become the best basketball player in the world. And then they're like, yeah, we'll give you citizenship. Like he was born in Athens, didn't have citizenship. Greeks don't do birthright citizenship. They kind of like to keep it racist. They kind of... Even no matter where you're from or just black people. It was easier for me, born in America, with Greek parents. Did they disrespect Greek Americans? Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. Do they hate Greek Americans? In Greece, you mean? Yeah. There's a little bit of that. I mean, I think it's not... I don't know if it just pronounces like... I feel like that's the classic thing is Africans versus black Americans is like a very classic... But Nigerians, because I'm Nigerian, when I went to Nigeria a year and a half ago, my relatives... I'm like doing videos, my relatives... The Nigerians are like, I don't believe you are not... You're from... Why are you here? Like that kind of shit. I was like, dude! Purity test. I mean, I know you Nigerians don't say dude, but listen. I was born... My parents were Civil War parents. They left. Damn. I was born in Nebraska, didn't mean to be. Nebraska. My sister was born in Nigeria, but we didn't know any of that. And then my brother in Chicago, so I grew up in Chicago. But I'm Nigerian, dude. The food, the lake. My parents' thick ass... All my relatives... Your people are here too. Totally. Like, and it's for a better life. I mean, now the immigrant story is hacky now. How hacky is this shit now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we were... Okay. And then I spent my work... Well, my family is kind of... Immigrants would be hack. It is the kind of thing where it's like... And first of all, not only is it hack, no, it doesn't matter anymore. They're like... Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking piece of shit. No, you wanted a better life. Fuck you. They don't give a fuck at all. They don't give a fuck at all. They have... Even like a... Like, I'm literally like, damn, is my dad gonna get deported? We're in the zone where my dad could get deported because he failed his citizenship test in 94. He just do some regular shit. He's outside going... He's hog-tied in Bolivia. Come here, man! I'm coming in one queen! Anybody can get it. It's fucking wild. After this woman got... It's nuts, dude. After this woman got shot, a white gay woman. God, it's like... LGBT... Yeah. Mayor... What? Yo, this is why, dude, fucked up. That... And then laying down with a Filipino wife. I mean, that's one of the most classic. The most racist guy of all time. Why do racist white men love ethnic women? I'm gonna put... I'm gonna put... Please explain this. I think you guys... Now, just purely... I don't know how racist you guys are. Purely academically... What? I just wanna know... Purely academically, I'd like to weigh in. This is not my... This is not... I'm not saying it's from personal experience. I think, particularly Asian, to me, it feels like these guys literally see them as like, almost high-level pets. It's like a... That's a really great description. It's like a Doberman with tits you can fuck. You know what I mean? High-level pets? I really feel like they bring them out of the caves. Because they don't respect women. They don't want an equal, right? No, they don't. Hell no, they don't want... So they're already misogynists. Yes. And they're racist. Yes. But they are horny. And how can they get away with it with a subservient? Yeah. Always says yes. Yeah, yeah. And the Asian culture usually is... Because I remember being with a Japanese chick and she just never said no. And she was Japan, Japan, learning English here. I just met her at this party. And she... I would tell her... I would just test her. Yeah. You know, get my shoes. She'd be like this. And she'd be like, hey! I'd be like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm like, just kidding. Say no. She's like, huh? I said no. I was fucking with you. No. I would just say, yeah, yeah. It's like no. I said, just say no. It's okay. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like subservient. No. I like... Well, man, I mainly love black women. So that's just 99%. Sure. Every once in a while some other women slip. Yeah. You know? Because I'm a man. You know? It's like if you love Greek women or you love Albanian women, every once in a while other girl, you know, oh, I've got a black girl. Well, I'm a Baltimore bitch. Of course. And you know what happens to us, man? If you go to Baltimore, like most of my jacking off as a youth was to black women. Of course. Because you're in Baltimore City Schools. So you're just looking at your classmates' tits. So a lot... And then all the porn is like... Oh, yeah. It's black kids bringing in like black porn. Black porn. You know what I mean? Black porn. Oh, speaking of that. A lot of great stuff. But it's like I like all kinds of... Sure. Different women and porn. I don't care. Sometimes I'm going to move for the Asian shit. Move for white. Sure. It depends on... Sampler pack sometimes. Sampler pack? You know, a variety pack. Variety pack is good. When it comes to jacking off, I'd like a variety pack. Because you literally get... It's like women in real life, you get sick of watching this particular chick. You go, let me try this chick. You know what I mean? And there's something about when women lay down, they look amazing no matter what their body looks like. When they're laying down. You don't want to see them get up and be like, oh, shit. But when they lay down and there's a certain angle, you're like, there's tricks. There's movie magic. There's the psychological thing of your brain sees that and it's like, oh, I guess if you see a naked woman lie down, your brain's like, well, you're about to fuck her. Right. So I feel like that's almost like, it's a Pavlovian response. Do all women look good or is your brain like, well, I'm about to fuck the ladies? Well, you're... Because you're... Right. Because you're... That's why people don't realize it's the cameraman that makes you jerk off. It's his... It's the camera work. The main camera guy. You ever watch a porn, you go, who's this fucking camera guy? Who's the DP on this? Who's the... You're like this. He went from woman to ball sack to woman. The ball shot's tough. I busted my... On ball sack. The ball shot's tough. Yo, you shot... Why are you showing the dude? Yeah. Because you know how you're trying to get to a... Of course, of course. A level. And you're looking at the girl like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He shoots to the dude and you busted it. That's a tough one. You're like, am I gay by proxy? By proxy. Yeah. I don't... Because this is voyeurism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And remember, if you're a porn dude, and I've watched porn for years, you're... This is what you become a fan of. Certain dudes' dicks. Because you go, oh, there's Lexington. That's my man. It's like athletes. Oh, they brought in Lex. Hell yeah. I don't know what's wrong with that. I don't know that I can go with you on this one. I don't know that I... You can say pause. No, I won't hit you with pause. Listen, that's your experience? I don't even think it's gay. It's not even gay because you go, you know, okay, there's Lex, there's this dude, you're like, oh, we know who that... Oh, shit, it's about to go down. So it's... You really want the woman worked over, and you know this man's a professional. If you want to see horrible sex, watch Indian porn. Indian. They're terrible at this shit. I see. I'm sorry, they're whack as fuck. That's why their marriages are arranged. They have no game, dude. And this is Indian with... I guess now that you're saying it, I can't think of a male Indian porn star. Because it's called Desi. It'll be like Desi, D-E-S-I, D-E-S-I, D-E-S-I. And then you can go, and the dudes just make... I'm familiar with Desi women, sure. Yeah, and they just... It's just when the dude shows up, you're like, there's no... Because you want to see the dude putting in work. I don't know what I do, really. No, no, no, I don't want... I'm not gay at all. But when a dude is like this, sure... It's like, what are you... Move, you're messing it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put some effort. Someone that's going to fucking freaking... yeah. I guess I'd like the average, slightly above average. I like to at least imagine I could be in there. No, no, but I don't like porny-looking women, either. You know what I'm talking about? There's the big... Sure, sure. And then they're doing a lot of porny... The noise is sure. Yeah, I'm like... Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. You know, I want more like... I love those amateurs, where it's like, oh, I look like I would screw that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could get myself in there. If I could get in there, yeah. That looks like my level. That's attainable. Or even if the girl doesn't have to be super hot, but I go, I smash her on a Tuesday. Sure, sure, sure, sure. But she's like a smashable girl. Of course, of course. I like that too, because I'm like, oh, I shouldn't be fucking her, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like she's not completely... I could get in there. Right. Right. I could get in there. It's like when Dave Attelle was talking about, he's like... I know you can't say that. Now he's like, I remember meeting this retarded girl. He's right at the time. He's like, retarded? Those titties weren't retarded. Those titties aren't retarded. A classic. A classic. Those titties weren't retarded. A classic. Those titties weren't retarded. Boom, dear. Boom, dear. Those titties weren't retarded. Boom, dear. Yeah. Reagist. Yeah. A classic. But yeah, so I'm saying, porn is such a psychological game. I'm not even trying to be nasty, but it's such a psychological game. Angles count. Like some cameraman, you go, yo, that angle right there. That's good. Camera work, brother. And yeah, that teaches you the angles you like. But because you know why? As an auteur. No, here's the thing. Because when you're a fashion checker, you don't see those angles. You're just on top. Right. You wish, oh, I wish there was a camera. That's POV. That's, I think that's the... That's POV. That's why we're talking about the proliferation of POV. Yes. Because people are like, yes, that's what I see. Yes, but they see an angle because you're, if when you're in it, you don't even see the angles you're at. But we're watching, right, angles that you wish you could see while you were doing it. Like, that's why people get mirrors. Like mirrors, you're like, okay. Yeah. It's almost you're similar. Right? Oh, there's nothing wrong. There's nothing worse than not expecting a mirror when you're fucking. Oh, yeah. And just seeing how pathetic you are. I mean, my experience anyway. Or just seeing your fat, me, my fat red-ass face. I'm just like... I saw a hotel mirror. I was not expecting to be there. And I'm just like... And I'm so fat. And I'm just like... And I'm like, this woman's fucking... Like, she's seeing this. She's seeing that face and like fat concentration. And she's like... And it kind of took me out of it. It took me out of it. You're like, do you do that? Or you got, I can't believe I'm fucking this hot chick. Since then, absolutely. But since then it's like exposure therapy where now I seek the mirror out so that I can... So I'm like, this is who you are. Face it head on. Yeah. It's like when a fat person is like... When a fat person looks at themselves in the mirror and it's like the head on angle, same thing when you're balding, right? When you're balding and you comb... For years you comb your hair in a very specific way where you look in the mirror. But if you get a bird's eye or you get a three-quarters view. So now I watch myself fuck as much as possible to really see the chins to re... Because that's the most honest you're going to be. Yes, it's nice. You know, when you're like purely animalistic. Yeah. I've had it. And it's, you know... Those where I'm like, ah... I'm not... Come on, get out of here. A little bit. It's so fucked up that you're literally 20 years older than me and you look so much better. I'm literally... I have a heating pad on because I have a bad back. And you... I got a bad knee though. Nice. Come on. Don't do it. Football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fucking... Don't fucking patronize me. I'm serious. I got a bad knee. Like for football... Playing sports, right? This knee is fucking... Oh, I gotta do... What'd you play? You played? Football, baseball, track and field. Okay. You know, I was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I acted like Spider-Man. Did you go to school for... Do you play sports at all in school? I was University of Illinois. Okay. On a line night? Oh yeah, I get the mic. Oh, sorry. I went to University of Illinois, Champaign, Urbana. Nice. You know, football and yeah, high school, track and field, baseball, you know, all the sports there. And then you got all the residue, the remnants of sports like ankle shit. Yeah, I mean, I have a shoulder from playing fucking high school football. Why did I do that? Were you a nose guard? I was a nose guard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the build. I have the build. Simple. Yeah. Awesome, awesome position to play. Like the Stoveros. Stoveros, you gotta hit that line, Stoveros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pug of the defensive line. The pug, hell yeah. You know. Fucking middle chest. Did your parents like you play? Because I remember my Greek parents, they did not want me playing football. Really? They thought it was dangerous. Well, my mom was a little... Yeah, father, you wanna play football? My mother was like, but it was cool. You know, you really... I guess the other option was fighting a civil war. So it's like, compared to that, they're like, yeah, what's a couple concussions? Yeah, yeah. You could have been a child soldier. I played like my first, I played like senior year in high school. I didn't even play in football. I was trying to feel. I said, why not senior year? Go out with a bang. And boom, I did that. Then in college, I played a little bit, I played some and I played baseball up to like, from little league up to high school. Gotcha. I did a little bit of everything, man. What were you like, your parents, was it a very immigrant upbringing where you have to be a fucking lawyer? Like, what did they want for you? Yep, engineer, lawyer, doctor. I was pre-med psych major in college. Wow. It doesn't be psychiatry because I love human behavior and brain and ministry and drugs to see, you know, like some awakening type shit with DeNiro. You know, that... I wanted to... But I... Yeah, but then I was like, got that comedy bug in college. I said, well, I think I want to try this shit, man. Yeah. I hung out with Tommy Davidson. He came to our college and shit. And yeah, I was like... So early on too. Yeah, I'm the same way. I started doing comedy. It was like 19. Yeah, I did 21. I was 21. And then I said, yeah, I'm not turning back. Fuck that. I have any money and have shit. But I go, God damn it, to get on that stage and you go, I fucking did it. Fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was working grocery store, working in odd jobs in Chicago, but I was doing comedy. I barely had any hours money. I had nothing. Yeah, I did. I was broke as fuck. But God damn I go, but I'm going to this fucking open mic, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my living... I lived in a base, my parents' house, the base. I was cool. But my father was like, yeah, eventually you have to move out and shit. You don't want to be living with your parents and shit. My father was... So you're the rare immigrant who the parents kick you out. My father's like, okay, you'll finish college. Now you have to find a place to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got lucky and I booked a commercial when I started... I had an agent. I started auditioning for a commercial. I got a McDonald's commercial and I got money for that shit. I got my first studio apartment and my father was so right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, if you need something, you call us. We give you anything you can come and grab. But he's... My father was literally going, you don't want to be fucking bringing women over. Your mother's like... My father was basically like, you want to be able to fuck? You know what I'm saying? You're spending without your mother going, what's that noise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Of course. So it was like the greatest shit. My father was so... My parents were so great at just raising us at certain level. I have an older sister, young brother, but they were just so good at it. Yeah. You know, you look back, they spanked us and all that shit. But I'm like, they really tried their fucking best. And my father was right. When I moved out, I'd go, fuck, I will never come back. And then when I would come back to hang out with my parents, I'm like, I'm so happy I'm out this bitch. For sure. Because my mother would work. My mother was like, why are you leaving? I go, I want to be out till two. Yeah, yeah. Without you going, where were you? Totally. No, my parents want... I mean, I lived with my parents right before. I had a very pathetic year. In college, had it off campus. Then I had to go back home. And that's sad, dude. Yes. I was 23 and I was like working. I was a paralegal, which I was not qualified to do. I was like a poli sci and writing. But I was the same way. I knew I wanted to do comedy very quickly. And I had a very pathetic year of just living at home, living with my grandmas and sharing a wall with my grandmother. I'm 23. It's so sad. And then I just convinced my friends to let me. I kind of scammed my way to a bedroom in a townhouse in Baltimore. I was like, just pay. Can I pay? All I got for is 300 a month. What is it? And they let me. It sounds like your situation. Is it the same way now? No, we're doing good now. But you're always hustling your way into living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. This is a weird sublet. It's like... Some might... I don't want you to get to live normally. I want you to keep hustling. I do. I never hustle this mansion. Yeah, yeah. I did get a six month hustle of a weird mansion. Now we can't say some odd things are afoot with this place. I hope it's not going to come to legal stuff. So I'm not going to talk about it yet. But mark this down, folks. You might be remembering this moment for very hilarious revelations later. What the... So one thing I'm curious, what do they have you doing in the McDonald's commercial? Oh, something about can you... Yeah, you set me up. Tell us stupid. No, I'm curious. It was like something... Doing something for McDonald's. It's like, 99 cents. What can you give for 99 cents? And it's like, I can get this, I can get that. It was pretty fire, man. I mean, I remember the first truly... We're in the right generation to really know your work as the make seven up yours guy. I mean, that was fun. That was shit. Literally, you're cemented in my... And you've done so much cool shit. And that was pretty... I let me loving stand up. So I know, like you were in my head before, like I knew about David Tell, just because you were like the seven up yours guy. And we were... And that's classic when you're a kid. Up yours, telling people up yours as a fucking fat child. After a lot of Jones. Yes. After a lot of... It's the rare time where you did the handoff. It was like, as a children, commercials are like movies to you. So to me, I was like, who the fuck is this guy? And then I'm like, wait a second, he's got. By God, he's got it. Because we were Orlando Jones fans too, because he did... He went on to do a bunch of shit too. A bunch of shit. So it was like, I remember, I actively remember being pissed they replaced him and then you winning me over in commercials. It's one of the first pieces of media I have a relationship with. My first commercial was I took my... The first one I took my shirt off. Oh, wow. I was in shape like a mother. I took my shirt off. The other guy had gone and he was a new and they were like... I remember not telling anybody when I got a shot about 10 or 12 of them fucking things. And I didn't say a word. And then it came out the phone was just like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the new guy going, yeah, man. You're like, what the fuck? I just saw you, you fucking... I was fucking... Because this is like for the culture. Totally. Growing up, my brother, my sister, we all knew commercial jingles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poptarts to fucking Tony the Tiger to toys, to Toys R Us to, you know, McDonald's. Because a lot of jingles were big time. I was going up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Pepper, Coca-Cola. Well, people watch TV. So like... Yeah, it was only so many channels too. So commercials are major. And then you realize commercials are what keep these fucking shows on. Totally. But we always thought it was the shows that make to keep the commercials on. You work your whole life to hopefully be able to sell fucking Ford Focuses to just give them shit to play between Ford Focuses and like toothpaste commercials. And the timing of it, you go, oh, all right, and then even they sell cars for parents. Oh, and during the afternoon, it's housewives, diapers, and it's just brilliant shit, but I never realized it was the reverse. The commercials are the reason why these fuck... And it'd be like, whatever, whatever, sponsored by Crest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sponsored by Ba Ba Ba. And to be in a commercial, the McDonald's shit was big. McDonald's is one of the biggest franchises in history. And I'm on a... That shit fucked people up in Chicago. That was awesome. You're an open mic. You're an actual... It's serious, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like super exciting. Did you get pussy off the McDonald's commercial? I was getting pussy before that. Sure, sure, sure. But I mean, people recognize... I think one woman sucked you off because it makes seven up yours. There had to be at least one. Well, there was some seven up. Yeah. It was a little bit of that, yeah. Little bit of, you know what I'm saying? Little bit of groupie, bubbly groupie. Yeah, yeah. This was with the Japanese woman. Is that what the Japanese woman found you? Seven up? Hey, don't worry, I told you. I was like, it ain't what it is. No, maybe it was a combination of shit. Yeah, of course. And then doing that, I'm part of American culture. Like fuck, I did McDonald's, I did a couple commercials. Then I did the seven up one was the biggest because I always wanted to be a spokesperson for a brand. What's his name for the insurance? Dean, whatever. He does these... I'm Havoc. He's like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The ex-accidents and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was from 30 Rock who played... He was from 30 Rock, he was from Oz. Yes, yes, yes. He's still, or the progressive lady. I've always wanted to, and I was able to do the seven up for two years and they sponsored MTV. So that's, I was doing stuff on MTV at the same time. Hosting, I hosted like Spring Break twice with Carson Daly. I was in Miami and Mexico. It was fucking, to be on MTV at the time. You fucking kidding me, bro. Must have been nice. But what is it was, when MTV was awesome, like it was music. I mean, I was with Fat Joe and Missy. I mean, I was like, this is incredible. Like, totally. I'm in the middle of all this cool shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you didn't get that much money at MTV, but I didn't get involved. It's MTV. Totally. You know, there was VJs. I couldn't, I wasn't a VJ, but I was part of it. Hey, what's up with Spring Break? We're gonna crown it. It was just fucking awesome. Like, dudes be like, yow, fucking ass, so you would Spring Break. It was badass, dog. I'm like, why? I remember when I went to fucking, we had like our senior, we had a senior trip. And they, it was like, you know, the Bahamas, right? It was fucking crazy. And they bring in like, truly a guy I'd never even heard of, the most tertiary, like, not even tertiary, like real world road rules guy. And that guy was a god. Amongst 18 year olds. A guy I didn't even know. It was just like, you just heard he was on the real world. Oh, was it Eric Neese? I don't know. I don't remember. The first real world was New York. No, no, this is like, dude, this is, think about the most, it's, I mean, just a guy no one even knows. You're like, just Brad, fuck off. Yeah, literally. And you know, I don't know if what he was up to was strictly legal. I don't know what Brad, I don't know if he was kind of the, you know, the celebrity guest with children. And let's just say he mingled. Let's just put it that way. You know, I don't want to get any, I don't want Brad's lawyers coming after me, but there's a lot of, it was fucked up. But it does. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but I'm just saying like that was the level of select before, right before the internet became, everyone became a micro celebrity. There was a couple spigots that you could let you could turn on and be famous. And for youth culture, MTV was fucking, was fucking. Are you kidding me? I met all the, and all the different rock sides because I knew Gwen Stefani. I would see her. She was so nice to me all the time. She still reminds me. I was like, you know, what's a Rob, Rob? Thomas from Matchbox. The nicest dude. Yeah. Holy shit. I knew him and his wife. We did a Mark Marin pilot. It was supposed to be like this British, never mind the buzzcocks. It was supposed to be a British adaptation and Mark. That's the most British sounding thing I've ever heard in my life. Never mind the buzzcocks. You know, those British love talk, those talk shows. Oh, yeah. So what you think about this headline? Right, right, right. Well, I'll just feel, you know, you know, it's gonna be one of those with Mark Marin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so, and just Rob Thomas, I just met like cool. It was just awesome to be part of, and then I got into VH1. Yeah. From there, they wanted me on VH1 to do all that. Oh, hell yeah. Talking head shit. Talking head. I was one of the first guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they saw that when I warmed up. And by one time we were doing spring break Miami, and it was hot as fuck. And in between, you know, they're doing makeup cars. So the kids are just sitting there, and I just got on the mic, started fucking with people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just fucking around. And I was, and everyone, and the dudes, one of the cameras like, hey man, you'd be great for talking, you know, you do stand up and shit. And you know, Buster Rimes like, yo, that shit was dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Missy was like, yo, you mad, funny, shunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, that's how I got the talking head. I loved the 80s, all that shit. And yeah, man, I was just, and like I said, money wasn't great, but it's the branding. Yeah, it's like, It felt awesome just to be around this. It was, what, I would, and I would, they would bring me in because I would make a joke about anything. I said, what's the subject? I'm gonna fuck. I just want to be, I want FaceTime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd be like, here, we got a, I have a stack of subjects, whatever. And then I, and then I would edit in my head. All you need is excerpts and shit like that. I would, I didn't give a fuck with the subject. I go, yo, I don't understand that. Yeah. Be, be, be, be, be, back to them. And they'll just, I also, it's all about manipulating air time. Also, it feels like back then you didn't worry about it being forever. Right. It would just air. Never. You were just like, I'll say whatever the fuck I want. I never, yeah, this won't be, I never think, that's why people go, man, you're mad cool because everything is transient to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if I'm in a movie and I, and I think I'm the hot shit, I go motherfucker, no one's going to give a fuck at some point. Yeah. So unless you're involved in an all time classic like Soul Plane, which is a bad, which for real we watched on the tour bus. What a transition. Yeah. Nice segue. Stop it. I have no other point. I'm just saying I love Soul Plane. No Soul Plane, I'm going to keep it 100 though. I'll keep it 100. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit was so fun. God damn. It looked fun as shit. Hanging with Snoop Dogg for 10 days. What the fuck are we talking about here? Tom Arnold's great in it. Yeah, Tom Arnold, Method Man sitting there fucking Lonnie Love, Monique, everybody's in DLQ. Kevin Hart before he was the most famous guy in the world. And I remember the audition. The audition was my, even my, my agents at the time, William Morris, they were like, yo, there's this script, ghetto is hell. Dab, dab, dab, but Snoop Dogg's dash. So I was like, I was like, oh, but the funny thing is, is I was at the writer's house for a party months before that and they would, they bring it up. Let me guess they were working really hard on it. Right. A guy with an outline on a napkin. There's some guy named Chuck something. And we were at this party and he was like, yeah, he's writing this thing with Snoop Dogg. It's going to be like a spoof on an airplane. Another type of urban one. And then it comes up and I go back. Might be the same shit. Yeah. And I went in and I said, they were like, so what do you got? And I knew the, I knew the casting director named Ulysses Ulysses. Love that. Great name. And his brother was the director, Jesse Terere Ulysses Terere Jerry Terere. They're from New York guys. And he goes, I go, and I go, you know what? There's two guys in here. I said an African to be perfect because we bump heads any way totally for comedy and it was great Fantastic, so I go in there and I just do some shit They were like and I got the part in the room They got you know, you got the part you got that shit Yeah, and I come out and everyone's like what the fuck did you do in there? Everyone's cracking up and so the whole movie. I'm really improving everything Yeah, I threw the script away and they just rolled the cameras and me and Snoop just bounce. I had snooping tears Every day now was it annoying when Michael Blackson comes around with the African voice And it's his real When you saw Muta sucker where you like there I mean there it goes Michael's my man Michael's my god. No Michael was my buddy. That's my dude. Michael's a Ghanaian dude out of Philly. Okay, all right And he lived in Africa though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he lived in Africa He lived in Nigeria and he told me when he was younger, but he's a Philly guy. Got people go. Is that his real accent? I mean he talks properly, but I hear a little bit of it African accent, but he's not this An exaggeration to fuck with people when I was 20 and I saw like a video of him talking normally It was like finding out Santa Claus isn't real I just want I want his masterpiece straight straight the DVD classics. Yeah, that's not his real voice Yeah, he's that's that's him. He talks normal. That's very yeah, but there's a little bit like certain things he says influence Because he actually lived off course and he goes to Ghana all the time Oh, interesting and he opened up a school shout out to my man Michael Blackson Yeah, man, he's open to school and everything school sick He'll always have a spot in my heart because he did skits on chief key chief keeps a bang three mix They put your fucking awesome Just like interspersed barely connected. I love that Hey, morasoka. Yeah Yeah, bitch. That's digga. That's awesome because you know like chief key was just sort of trying to recreate Stuff he vaguely remembered from his childhood Like and it was like whatever dude. Just figure it out. I love I love the 90s skits are thought out, but the ones I love but some rappers just want you on there. Yeah, like ghostface. I'm friends with ghost ghost faith I'm a Wu Tang head. Yeah. Yeah ghost face just calls me. I'm at the gym That ghost face is like yo god We shut man where you at? We I'm like, I'm in the gym man. I need you to do some voice over my new album Yeah, I was like, okay when now Yo, yo, yo son, yo just start you and all my man and I have my buddy rip michael's who's from Wildin out Rip michael's another chicago comedian who's fantastic. He uh, so it's me and him On on a three-way just ripping on each other. Yeah. Yo, we record man Almost like man, yo, you look like a motherfucking dadada dadada and they put it on a truck awesome No audio engineer. It's terrible. It's just like next like song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which album is that? Which one was that? Oh, there's newest one. Oh, okay. It's the it's a Supreme clientele tour. Oh, oh, it's like one of the one of the newest ones. Okay. I was like cool, man And it's ghost man. Yeah, you gotta do it. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I'm doing it because sometimes he goes. Yeah, man Sometimes I try to get people do shit. They be charging me. All right. First of all, your ghost face killing man I'll do it for free. I don't give a fuck another another great He was great on 30 rock too when he's doing jack donagies wine Oh, what donagie vineyards or whatever and it's ghost face ghost face is doing the ghost face doing the commercial for it anything ghost face is like when collin quinn goes he's like, uh, he's like, I don't understand these names, you know It's like it's you know these these rapper names is like it's kind of weird if you had like a real estate broken It goes hey, I just bought a house from ghostface killer It's awesome because uh collin's like I don't get rap culture joke is from 1996 He would he would have an aneurysm if he like If he like knew what they were named now Oh, like fucking what was that guy that was like rug rat kid's name like The you know, you got blue face. They got young boy blue faces. They're cool face really been been put through the ringer Yeah, oh yeah, 1900 rug rat. Just a white trash kid. That is not a name I don't I don't think they they just Put put they do it up. I think they do it on their screen names now like every rap every rap name Sounds like a screen name from like yeah, you know, it's it sounds like one of those those those racist trolls. Yeah. Yeah. Oh 1900 rug rat he is fucking bad 1900s not great You don't want a number you don't want a number that was a year that uh segregation was in place You want to get those numbers out if you're a white rapper 1823? Fuck it. That's my note to 1900 rug rat I did hear one of his freestyles. It was pretty good Elders was a big blue face believer Really when we were in college, I remember eldest said and I quote blue face is a star I really thought he was gonna go up big in a big way, but then he just kind of went away to jail for a couple years Yeah, he went he just got out again. Yeah, he's back. He's fat now. That's fat, which I like Yeah, I like I like a skinny hot guy aging into a fat guy. Welcome welcome to the community Only fans too or maybe he like someone he was Come on, dude, you're really like let's talk about the camera angles not the guy's actual cock cell I'm not with you on that one. He thought he's gonna be like, yo, what do you Blueface really is a star. Yeah, but when we like the guy, he seems like he just did club shea say with Shannon sharp Yeah, yeah, yeah, man That's now that's Two titans two intellectual titans back and forth I'd love to see that. Fuck. We got to dial that up later. Elders sharp like I'm with blue faith now. Yeah Welcome club shea and blue faith. Can I ask you a question? What the fuck does he have to ask blue face? Now now I'm gonna ask you this question. Where did you get a blue? Where did the blue faith go? Hey listen Super Bowl champion with the Ravens no first of all he got three rings. Don't get it twisted Yeah, yeah, he's sharp. Yeah change the position of the titan. Absolutely He's brother sterling if he didn't have a back injury. They were the coldest. Yeah, and when you meet shatter, you go Yeah, let me not talk no shit that big motherfucker. No, totally. But he's a cool dude But he people understand his his quarterback was john elway. Yeah Trent dillfram. He won a Super Bowl Always with the Ravens. Dillfram was pretty he listen. We won the Super Bowl. That's all that matters I was a fan ed read all those cats. Yeah. Yeah Ray Lewis the Ray Lewis before ed read I like the Ravens. I like them. It's just very funny what Shannon sharps post get like playing career has become Like how he became essentially the black joe rogan Damn, like for a second like for a second now, obviously he doesn't he's not he doesn't put out as much stuff But when someone wants to go to like I mean it really is It has a high ceiling like that. I mean the the fucking cat williams won amazing. It's fucking insane It went it. That's one of the most rocketed his shit crazy because cat williams was taking no pictures Exactly. He was the man dog and other comedians. He was talking about mother I don't know if it was true or not, but it was wonderful and it's and trying to see shannon trying like keep up He was like, no cat. Come on man. He's so you got to be lying Come on. Okay. He goes. I told you Motherfuckers the truth is gonna be told and motherfuckers is gonna be called out He's Yeah Trying to parse cat williams like quasi mystical like he's not he's not a mysterious Like he's like a fictitious little fucking figure. It's like you encounter a mage On a rock who gives you a riddle. Yes, you know what I mean? He's one of those follow the yep the road around go twice around the tree When I saw him talk on that he would always remind me of like my grandma telling me some old like crazy He's like rubbing his leg is that a lot of his shit. He said came into fruition. Yeah No, he's the fall the fall the downfalls of certain people Yep, he called that shit out and then every time these people fell all those memes of cat williams like I mean come on. I mean yeah, that's the man cat. He's just what cat is. It's just a phenomenal Like damn this guy is made himself this entity of fucking Knowledge and gangster and just a combination of cool. Shit. Like I love I love him. I'll just have that You can't just see him anywhere. Totally just appears. I just he was just on a michelle obama's Oh my god, really? I haven't seen that glasses. Thank you so sick I'm so in really well spoken of course and he's smart and he's dope And and whether you believe him or not the shit is entertaining Back where he put on his formal backwards Entity is a great way to put it. He's an ethereal being He really is what the colors of how you feel about him You can't keep your eyes off the guy 100% you guys what is he gotta say? I want to see what he says and he yeah Yeah, and in terms of the specials. I mean some of the best specials. Some of the best specials. He's one of the greatest period That's what it is. I just yeah, it's just that it just is so funny that I mean also everywhere Michelle too many people we got to stop with the podcasting Michelle obama should not lower herself to to podcasting That's fucking insane. Everybody and podcast got a podcast. It's tough and there's a podcast called everybody name And sometimes when I get my dms And the dms is everyone has a fucking to be like it would be a privilege to have you on my park. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I'm like, you know what happened. You know why? People got to order microphones on amazon. Yeah It's too readily available. Yeah, it was the mic. That's why I say it about drug dealing It wasn't the drugs. It was the big-ass north face coats. That's what caused drug dealing Yeah, yeah, I bought a north face coat a big one like some years ago I was like this shit is so fucking warm and they have the pockets right here. I was like It's meant for drugs Like just being on the block like what's good, baby. Yeah, you know the wire, of course You're like, yo, what's up got that rock, baby. Yeah, that rock. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It's the coats The coats are nice thin leather jackets or windbreakers. Well, fuckers wouldn't do no drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those big coats Fuck yeah, I'd be like, you know, I got rocks right here, baby. Got this ready here So because of how weather proofed it was you might as well Did you ever what's the most criminal thing you dabbled in? Did you ever oh stealing in college? Yeah, some classic stealing classic college Um stealing like college sweatshirts my friends would work at the fucking store. They go, yo, I'm there from four to eight, bro Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm going to back Don't forget to get me double x. Sure. Sure. We would do that. Sure classic stealing books Yeah, uh, because books were fucking expensive as shit. Yeah. Yeah. So I I had friends like I'm at the bookstore This is why get me that thermal dynamics joint. Yeah I have like organic chemistry. I had all the you were expensive. I was like, so I'm snap, you know, we had these We were good at that shit. Were you like the science stuff? Really? Go oh, you mean science. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty good at science. Yeah Nigerians are smart as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, but math I was I wish I was really damn good at math I'm all right that pisses you off to this day. Yeah, I still got to see the teachers. Okay. Yeah, interesting. I still do this Yeah, I mean, I'm bad at math. Yeah, I I wish I was like like my ex-girlfriend. She's a fucking genius She's applied chemistry applied. Oh calculus type shit. Oh, wow. She's fine. She just fucking that's that's a level of understanding math That is like beyond my comprehension language that not everybody understands and I think and the people are born with that Yeah, it's a level of like Yeah, because math is everything the reason why we can sit on these chairs because the math is right You know what I mean? The reason why I guess we're using why no Sure Listen think about it. You're sitting on this chair. It's it's weight-bearing weight-bearing. Yeah, it's fine It's all math. Great point. God. The math was right. Yeah Math was right. We do we have no, I was gonna say I'd love to take this perspective because we have callers We have our our listeners here. They've they've they've put in some voicemails So they're gonna ask us and you're a man with a wealth of experience. Are they listening right now? No, no No, they they called in they've already left voicemails for me. Uh just for our whatever guests Uh, but I do think we want to get this But we want your perspective With these callers right now and we should say in the middle point point of those of the podcast you got a special out Yes, it's called rebel with a pause rebel. I'm sorry rebel with the cause Rebel with the cause because I took it from the jimmy dean movie rebel without a cause And I just thought because I feel like a rebel because I've always been kind of left out of a lot of shit Just in the comedy game. Yeah. Hey, how come you're not down this? Okay? Well, they didn't want me, you know Fuck you talk about so yeah, so um and people had like a projection of How where I would be as far as this business and they were like, man, what the fuck I go dog. I'm just myself. Yeah, yeah I'm not the right black dude for them. Yeah. Yeah, they're black people Judd apatow put this black craig robinson who I came up with with the Chicago They put this they put uh jay ferro. I don't know. I don't yeah I just try to do What one thing I take pride in is being a really good comedian. I want to be really good. I don't want to be okay I don't I feel but as an athlete I feel bad if I get something because I was okay. Yeah, I want people to go. Well, yeah, he fucking deserves it Look, he's that's me. I believe in meritocracy. Yep, you know And I want to be really good at what I do. I think comedy you should be good at that shit It's hard as fuck and when you're good at it, you should be rewarded. Yeah, you should try I don't think you should be rewarded if you're trash at comedy. You should not be rewarded. Well, that's a That's just not how the world works. I know I know that I know I'm totally just saying that I know that and it's subjective and they go it's subjective. Yeah. Yeah Beauty's subjective too. Yeah There's fuckable and not fuckable. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean, right? Beyonce's hot It's not really my type but she's fucking pretty. Of course, you know what I mean? I'd rather have a certain type of woman, but they're all hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like in the whole scheme of hot What the fuck you talking about? Of course. He's fine. Yes, but I may not be my type I'll go for this one instead. Maybe, you know, it was like, oh, I like this person or I like Janelle Monay or whatever But in comedy, I want to hear that shit. You know what I'm talking about. You're funny. You're a funny guy I know you're talking about where it's like. Yeah You you you have to be the best of what you do now the older I've gotten the more I'm like Some shit just isn't for me and I'll stop hating on it and I get it But when I was younger I'd be like only, you know specific joke writing and this kind of shit But the older I get the more I'm like, you know, there's some shit that I would have considered like bullshit that I'm like People that suck need some idiots need to laugh too You know what I mean? Like sometimes I feel that way people that suck in the different types of comedy. Yeah You got one line or comics you got I mean look at like carrot time. He's fire when it comes to the props. I don't know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I laugh I go that shit was funny. Yeah, he's really and he that's his thing. Sure. But there's some sucky prop motherfucker Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's my buddy's like this. What do you call this? Boo! Yeah, yeah, yeah Carrot top with a fucking yo had a whole joint There's sucky musical comics. You want to be the best at your thing. There's Fuck that subjective. Yeah, you are whack at that. You're wack at that. You're wack at the puppet shit. There's whack puppeteers You're fucking garbage dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah Man, keep that shit up here, baby Keep that shit up here boy. You don't know how to move that puppet the fuck you keep it right here Yeah, moving your mouth. You're right. Good. I don't know who's who. Yeah, I know you mean there's technical ability Yeah, as I stand up, there are a lot of bombs. Fuck them I agree with you men and women at a trash that are on tv and all this other shit And I know women and men that are fire that I go. How is this person not there? Yeah How's and their styles are different? Yeah, may not be for me, but I like what they're doing Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? I know you mean go. I not really like that style, but they're good at it Yeah, so I want to hear that shit. I mean I get I get the I get the annoyance for short because Liking meritocracy the world just so clearly doesn't work that way. You know, Trump should just run fucking comedy He's done a great job with everybody else. That was so bad That was so bad. Can you believe it? I can't believe even have a special. Yeah. Yeah I can't believe it. Who gave him her special? That was so bad. I think he sort of is I don't know. Yeah You see what's uh, you know, yeah, like there's a lot of stuff that aligns with Trump Kind of the good selling out and you know, listen, but the right wing shit Like somebody's comics are getting all right and now they now they want to get shit on black people I go but we were with we were hanging out with you. Yeah, it's it's very it's pathetic I mean, yeah, it's like careerists But my thing is why are you going into the woods and shitting on black people? Well, it goes back to what you're saying about like it's a lack of meritocracy. These people are not good No, I understand that like Almost all these conservative figures Started wanting to just be famous Ben Shapiro wanted to be a fucking screenwriter I mean, that's real and all these people wanted to be famous and they realized they don't have the goods And so then they then they decide works. Oh, well No one's catering to these fucking and there's a lot of them. There's a lot of you know, that's just a whole day's Yeah, yeah, all of those guys look like they'd be pushed into bushes at school. Oh, I mean those guys are just pathetic Shut up fucking McCaffrey It does get to a point where you're like, is this what happens when bullying doesn't happen, you know, there's a little bit of that But yeah, there's there's a whole type of yeah The the pure racism comics engaging with that It's I'm done like I don't even want to discuss it with them because it's like once you engage. You're a fucking idiot You're so stupid. Yeah, and it's like and and this is the problem with comedy's gone to the point We'll move on because I hate talking about comedy, but it's like people don't care about being funny They care about being successful and being rich and so a lot of them see it as a smart market play There's a big market to the to the conservatives who want to shit on immigrants and shit on, you know, trans people So and I don't have the jokes to just be funny So why don't I make that pivot? Yeah, and it's and they the same the same guys who were sucking Trump off Maybe they weren't huge supporters was politics But they saw it as an opportunity to court his fan base and they put that over It's so pathetic to be a freedom of speech guy and then be like well, I support Trump. It's like are you fucking moron? Just because you can because you'll be able to say the n-word and you'll be able to say retard like That's he's gonna put he's talking about jailing journalists. That's not freedom. We don't matter comedians really think we matter We don't It's like journalists journalism matters so much more and like look what's happening. It's fucking cbs Where it's like it's just that dumb bitch Barry wise is just basically doing trumps, you know You know, it's just it's just become an arm of the trump propaganda, but yeah, it's fucking pathetic It's I think it's gonna crash, but I I do gonna fall within we started plugging your special and talked about how bad comedy is Rebel with a cause let me and you're truly i'm a huge fan. You're so you're fucking hilarious and and a legend and and You're you're great as a stand-up, but it's like I don't think you get enough credit as a comedic actor too I mean you're fucking I I love you on south side. That's a very underrated show. You were fucking great on that Chicago guys. Yes. Those guys are so funny. We put uh Zuri was in my movie We put her in let's start a cult because I love that show so much, but Um, anyway, check out the special. Yeah, and I raised money on my own for it I did it on my own because I wasn't a Yeah, yeah, but self-funded we in january 14th. We it was released in theaters. Oh nice We did a whole theater run. Fuck you. It's sold out around the country in some place like atlandish. It was it did really well So i'm gonna it's going to be a re-release. Okay again in first week of february. All right. Nice. It's gonna be at amc We'll put this out first week of february. Okay amc alamo draft house Sinopolis Cinemark and movie grow wherever your local theaters are in america We will be re-releasing it for about a week because we did really well Cool. So my producer razor rachel frazier. She fucking just came up said fuck all of that the regular way to do it That's awesome We're gonna do it screen, you know because screen because movies industry is weak It is and they want some quality shit and they go a stand-up special And it worked out go see it. I mean, yeah, we'll give us the dates We'll put it out the week of or the week before the first week of february, you know and uh Yeah, man Reveal with a cause and you go to my website godfreylive.com To for information and you go to my instagram godfreycomic And you'll click the links and all that but yeah, we're gonna re-release that shit again because it did well Fuck yeah, so we have a different plan of stepping outside the box. That's where the rebel shit comes from Because it's that's the story of my fucking career Like yeah, fuck him doing a different way Okay, and I want to say a shout out to will i am from black eyed peas who gave me funding And shack she kill an eel was backing me up and my go fund me for my fans great combo and a guy named I am in shack Another guy named rodrigo silva Um, who was just a venture capitalist dude was a big fan of mine Really came through with my and i'm hell yeah, and now that i've done it independently It's my attitude is so different now. I go. Oh, I know how to do this now I have people around me who know how to get money And they go if you need money again, let us know i'm like, oh great. So yeah So, yeah, we'll go watch it support independent creators. That's huge. Yeah, uh go watch you guys We'll put the we'll pull all the info out with rebel with a call rebel with the cause, baby Let's take some calls eldest what we got It's not playing dickhead god eldest you're fucking blowing it man He does he honestly had stopped doing this and he started again recently For a year and a half. He did this every time because we're back on the tv I will make excuses You're immediately your immediate instinct was to make an excuse and by the way That's not that's not an excuse. Oh because we can see it you fucking idiot You know this is gonna happen. We didn't catch you by surprise. I love that. Just do have your christmas tree up Yeah, I figured i'll take it down when i'm moving I should take it down christmas mother fuckers I I'd stop I held as high esteemed guests um Okay, so I have a boxing instructor and I'm gonna be honest The first thing he said to me is that he loves broad like white women nice and I am one of those Of course no question. We train like every week and he gives me a deal But I also have to pay to like use the gym even though I've had a buff my means already and I have an equinox membership That's over $300 a month. So I pay $50 every time I see him Sometimes I just try to speak in the gym I'll just like look at them like the front desk person. Hello and pretend I have a membership I do not have a membership at this fucking gym. Interesting and I'm paying 50 times every time I see him another 25 to 30 to enter this gym um, I I think just want to I love the idea of just being able to I love my Tyson and I like to the idea of like beating someone up and I would like to get into a fight like a Professional one not a maybe a street fight. I don't know someone plays their cards, right? So I guess my question is my boxing instructor has been sending me videos of women that he has sex with and Asked me for nudes sometimes Do about that She's talking about her fucking budgeting her gym I was wondering when that was coming. Yes. Yes, because bitch leave him alone Because if he's hooking you up making deals with you, he's gonna he goes. I love brolic white women He's trying to fuck it is crazy to be a trainer and immediately be like I like to fuck people exactly like you by the way Anyway, hit the heavy bag for a five minutes real tight so I could smash that ass Let's go It's like I love brolic white, but that's like he likes I go miss stop going there. Yeah, unless you like this shit. Yeah, this attention get the fuck out of there I'm at equinox. Yeah, go to equinox. Yeah a lot of gay dudes there. No one wants you there Totally totally just you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's also a great a crazy move He sends her videos of women. He fucks That's just first of all that's a wild move. Yeah, it's violation. This is the problem That's why women are so afraid of all kinds of shit now because you can't the world is a little different now It's dudes like that. Yeah, I make guys like me. Go. Oh, how are you doing? Like they're afraid of everything because of stupid shit like that. Why would you show Like that's just socially enough. That's a wild man. Well, let's let's let's let's let him play and I'll need to do like a tiny clarification okay, go ahead, but go ahead, but he does say that he he wants to set me up with some of the butch lesbians that he knows and kind of kind of also want the idea of a woman that could beat the shit out of me that sex with me so it is awesome i feel like whichever way i go i'm losing but i'm also winning so am i a winner or a loser right now what should i do and don't let um be so mean to you i know boy shut up i think she's ugly she's ugly she's an ugly chick she has maybe a decent body she's an ugly chick and the hot chicks talking like that in the longer version of the call her question basically was should i fuck this butch lesbian he's trying to set me up with should i fuck him she doesn't know what to do she's not leaning one way or the other i would say fuck both yeah she seems to be out for an adventure right yes she likes what she's doing she does seem to like the attention she's not she's not mad right so i would say start with the lesbian because this guy's gonna fuck you no matter what yes right there's nothing you can do to make this guy now want to set up yeah you're gonna fuck her they're all gonna come together and smash let me set you up my girl yeah she's like oh is this the relic one you was talking about yeah yeah that's the one yeah oh she nice right that's how the talk is when they try to do a treat some right she dope right good stop baby yeah yeah she is good stop that's interesting that's very interesting yeah they're setting it up man yeah listen yeah just have a good you see enjoying this fuck your way out of this situation because financially it's not solvent here you pay this much money every you pay 75 bucks every time just to work out this guy on top of your equinox membership gets get dick down eat some pussy get strapped up whatever you want and then move on i think that would be but this seems fun you seem like you're having a good time yeah it seems cool i would love the concept of some like jack trainer lady sucking me off sounds awesome that if i if we're flipped here now i don't i guess i i guess if we're flipping it i'd have to fuck her gay friend her twink friend whoa i'm just trying to whoa i'm trying to make an equivalency whoa let's look yeah whoa i'm just trying to i'm trying to be here i wouldn't want to i would choose her models camera angles buddy yeah yeah yeah that is true now at the same time i mean you care nah hell you've done three since before yeah yeah with two girls two girls not interested in another guy in the mix no fuck all that i just don't want the for me it's more of a i really prefer to be the center of attention i don't want to compete with another man yeah but i have friends who've looked at it as a team building exercise with the guy i feel like a team building exercise that's how i get you that yeah what the fuck your butt naked i'm butt naked where is the team building here i just i think they and i feel like greek people greek dudes like villagers would fuck like women together and even in high school i mean i feel like in baltimore kids were doing that and it really was like uh for the bros activity it was like they were they were straight but wanted a type of intimacy oh they weren't they weren't by the letter of the spectrum god damn it of the law there's a spectrum bro i am pure 100 percent sexual get the fuck out the room yeah so you're not interested in a in a two-guy one one no yeah me neither but running train right that's what i'm saying the train the the idea of running a train you would say that that is sort of gay is what you're saying almost unless it would have to be you know one at a time you leave your turn right your turn not yo yeah yo going in here nice dude yeah let's go let's do that yeah yeah yeah fuck that who is this who is this towards bro yeah yeah yeah don't get that shit boy like don't check off towards me yeah man they're like this yo i gotta keep it all baby yeah i'm like could you not stare at me the fuck out of here i'm with you i'm i'm not interested at all hell no i nah i would like it to be two women two women that's it it which is pretty cool yes i'm on the record that is pretty sick but yeah i fuck both fuck both these people you're fine yeah i'm happy for you you seem like you're if i get the vibe that she's kind of doing a late in life sexual like a coming of age yeah she's like bro like i don't mean maybe she got jacked recently hot but i don't think she's hot in between like sure because she's enjoying this attention brolic and she's experienced and she's experiencing like pasty but just like yeah yeah yeah she's like jacked women interest you right did like the fucking crossfit the right those kind dude you said jacked women i like the bikini fitness sure sure natural the ones that are natural i like yeah that shit i like girls in shape i love it i love girls what about you what's your type i mean i'm i'm pretty you know i'm interested in whatever honestly you don't give a fuck you like thinkers i like thick girls like big titties you know yeah yeah classic like big titties i like i'm like because i like the big i'm right down the middle give me what do you like i like some big titties big body like big titties so like a cop yeah what do you do yeah it's like a big titties with a side of fries there's definitely a a multi verse version of me i like my heroes in my you tell me feed me some pork and with some fat tits suck me off it's like dream evening you know me i like the big titties yeah yeah yeah yeah what are those called in greek uh visya visya visya visya yeah is there like a slang word it's just visya i you know you guys go what the boom bambos there probably is i have to be that's the funny thing about being an immigrant i'm sure you know it too it's like your slang is kind of old fashioned because it's the immigrants that you're around right so i need to go back to greece and figure out visya visya visya i think just means like boobs visya but i wonder if there there's gotta be a gotta be a new one oh they we call it the vala la la and albanian it's titsa oh yeah titsa it's almost like titsa yeah titsa means naked titsa titsa but that's that's like slang titsa titsa titsa titsa yeah titsa you said what titsa titsa titsa how far is albanian from greece on the border we're next door yeah that's where that's yeah yeah yeah we have ancient intro intro european white racism but there's a lot of greek indo greek shit greeks were all up in africa too really fuck yeah north out it came up in that bitch who's the greeks relax al this racism fucking relax albanian you fucking piece of shit albanians and greeks are fighting yeah yeah yeah they're you know there's they're below us they're sub they're sub greeks and they know it sub greeks want to be greeks i always thought that greek soys were want to be italians in america no how dare godfrey please we're having a good time there's no reason to say something that inflammatory like this i'm fucking gree no no no first of all fuck it all is oh no more overrated type of person if it wasn't for martin scorsese italians are nothing if it wasn't for a four mob movies they really are absolutely nothing no good fellas no you take away good fellas casino you know what i mean soprano's done you three movies in a fucking tv show and you're fucking nothing okay you stole our whole shit the roman empire stole everything from greece our whole our gods the whole flow roman took that and then greeks took from africa and egyptians sure all right we gotta get into this i went like this i think you're wrong brother your information is off and that's the problem you guys like to skew the truth and that's why i came on here starbros because i knew that bullshit and your greek shit you stole from egypt this has been a ploy this whole time i was fucking with you with the comedy shit but i knew that if i came with the correct history here we go here we go oh we got here you being from balsa more which is a fucking math okay fine because you come from a black city and they should have taught you that in balsa oh the fucking mummies were doing calculus i guess okay fine they were fucking stripping it off and writing equations on the fucking shit around their heads and that's the problem you don't understand man that was a code brother oh fuck beautiful i would honestly pay to see the real version of that argument some greek diner guy yeah that's good that's good stuff next question eldest at two we give you more more outfit choices with 20 kilograms of luggage allowance as standard more hotels built around what you love like that swim up suite more race you to the bottom water parks on site more oh that looks good food options from poolside snacks to alakart dining book on app in store or online you book it to we sort it at all and after protected keys and sees apply selected hotels only see website 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Hey, Stavie, big big fan, you know, long time, first time whatever the fuck the saying is. Anyways, I got a question for you very interesting situation i think i'm in right now okay basically uh i've been really good friends with this lesbian couple since high school like we all went to school together and i was around for one they got together and basically uh you know i've always just been photonic friends with them like no like never wanting anything but like as a guy being a friend of like a lesbian couple there's always a little thought i guess in the back of my head of like what if they ever asked for a three summer what if that ever happened i know it never will probably never will but always thought first of all what kind of lesbians are these i have some lesbian couples i've never considered fucking they're very clearly not into that no no there's more i'm just kind of roasting them in the middle of it but fuckers have long their lengthy this tough dissertation anyways i kind of had like a situation like that they reached out to me and they were like hit me with the like hey just want to ask you a question and i'm like oh shit is it happening and basically they go we wanted to know if you would be our sperm donor no baby and i don't know how i would feel about that because i basically uh that would be my first born child technically like what and uh so he worried about it your his inheritance he's gonna fucking take over your fucking uh pogs or whatever the fuck you have so but um i really like these despite everything these are like some of my closest friends uh and i know them for a long time but you secretly want to i don't know if i feel comfortable with it also i would never do this but what if you fucked up to ask them like yeah i'll do it but like maybe we just do this old-fashioned because of course it would they said was like i would have to do a bunch of like paperwork and i would have to like get my genes tested and like thanks for thinking of me as the father of your kids like kind of like can i uh propose raping you sort of yeah can my can my payment be a sexual assault hey i know you wanted me to jack off to a fucking i mean go ahead first of all wondering whether a lesbian couple is gonna fuck with you it's just a go get girls that want to fuck guys also that he says they're his closest friends like what these it's just it's nuts you're in the path of the most resistance what are you doing go to where women like fuck dudes like i never go into my lesbian friends going oh man i feel like really having a difficult time yeah hey lesbians being yeah why you on that bullshit yeah why would you do that like and then to be a donor yeah why not he is firm fucking donor dude i know him i we've this is kind of come up on the show because you're jerking off to them anyway yeah yeah yeah well he's talking about it being his firstborn child technically and it's like again not really oh really no if you if they adopt this kid i mean look do the paperwork so you're not you're not legally right so you don't want them to be like child support or whatever right but if they're all they're saying is you're really close to we don't know that you've been harboring this weird sexual fantasy yeah you've been wanting to take our uh men's genes off us and eat our pussies you've been wanting to get our carpenter cut boot our boot cut genes off us and our overalls uh but like like they just that's not i i go back to thinking that's not your kid i mean i know obviously biologically it is but it's like they like you enough to want to genetically have your gene and they tested they said test you out see if you're healthy and they don't actually breed someone like you who asks dumbass questions sell she leonept idiot yeah yeah it's also very like again i think about my lesbian friend couples and like that's not i would be of all the threesomes i've wanted right it's not like a girl and overall baking akish right and her wife who looks exactly like me you know what i mean like that's not the two people i want to fuck yeah yeah yeah who's your barber so that's i mean i don't know maybe these are two fem uh or maybe this guy's into that who knows it's interesting that's an interesting perspective or maybe he's in love with them because they're so close that maybe they're kind of cute you know maybe who knows i've seen some hot ass fucking like like lesbian i'm not sure damn she's pretty but she's so a guy yeah you know i'm yeah yeah pretty they'd be like whoa whoa people like if i see a girl go yo yeah i'm like yeah and then they sit like this like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know we crush no matter what the have some mystery i cross your legs yeah i mean look dude uh i guess we don't know it's just very funny to secretly want to fuck your friends this long um don't act i don't even believe him this feel it sounds kind of fake to ask you think some old has come up with some bullshit for you yeah this feels a little fake to me uh but anyway you're first born what are you talking about you're not a fucking landed lord in england he has nothing they have no legal right because you jacked off in a solo cup and one of his mom squirted in her pussy solo cup specific i like that not dixie no nice yeah they got the good stuff at this uh this place but yeah whatever man you're fine just fuck someone who's not you're you know fuck regular fuck someone who's not your friend who's also in a marriage is also lesbian right you that's three strikes right there wrong orientation close friend married yeah not the kind of people you want to fuck so but yeah if you want to be here if you feel comfortable and you're good with that then yeah i would let i would lend my jizz to a friend i don't think they should want it i think my jeans should be fucking out of the gene pool i want to bring in my fan more of my family into the world but if somebody asks i would lend them my jizz stop it all that's cojack he would call stavros that's his uh i just love that stavros i think because i love i still watch cojack yeah yeah all the first bit of greek representation on tv cojack i mean little ball headed greek dude on tv who loves you baby yeah who loves you baby greek too and was best friends with jennifer annison's dad who was a uh soap opera star oh hell yeah and he has a picture of jennifer anniston in his arms as a baby that's hilarious oh yeah godfather that's godfather we're bringing back greek control of hollywood folks jellysavallas this podcast is ground zero for it greaks greaks i have a good line too in one of the episodes this dude uh cojack comes in and he's make a fun everybody he says he goes uh um he's a what are you in here why are you here cojack are you here to work on your your night club act and he goes and in his lawyers there he goes hey counselor tell your man to keep his mouth shut or he'll be a next contestant for a get well card right and he goes yo you see he's threatening me he's threatening me he goes greaks we don't threaten we order prophecy that's the fucking coldest and i'm thinking i'm just a fucking egyptian rodent for him oh god free well brother that's how i suck at you into that my whole point was the black man i got some fucking algerian sent it to him wrote it on a note card see that's the thing brother i'm i'm baiting you with the bullshit what else we got held this okay stop um i started listening to your show to do research on boys nice and i thought maybe you could help me out the last four or five guys that i've touched up with have either not been able to get it up or and or they last like less than three minutes both it's tough it's like what's going on is there anything i'm doing wrong no maybe you can like give them another discount code on the dick pills because i'm really sorry to take a push away um and i'm just yeah i'm just a point in and confused sure sure this is this is an epidemic of not getting your dick hard so what is yeah she's basically like she's the last four or five guys she's hooked up with have either not been able to get hard or busted fast and so now she's starting to take it personal but she's getting a lot of weak dick out there i don't think that's her i think that's just a state of america american male youth right now dick dick game is down health outcomes are down these are a lot of depression too people are depressed they're fatter than ever they're uh you know who knows what's in vapes that hurts your dick vaping i don't know what i mean also there's a lot of stuff being put into foods now they're getting making shit worse yeah it's affecting that also i think after me too movement along with lgbtq this whole thing against heterosexual the manhood has been attacked i think yeah but you're i think you're already fucked your dicks out your day we can't blame soft cock on me too we can't i think once your dick's out we can throw away all the societal stuff dick is out she's she's tugging on it hoping to get anything out of it it's he's just impotent i guess he just yeah i think there's some impotence going on there may be pressure of performance sure um and then but she said another guy came quick maybe was that good that's true i don't understand why the coming quick is making you feel bad yeah you know let's throw that out let's just focus on the soft it depends on the minute the minute still if it's not like 20 because women say like 20 minutes is decent that's that's when i 20 minutes of but if it's like one two then it's like let's hold on a second here 20 minutes of penetration or the whole act is 20 minutes i don't know i guess what is the average i think they said the average of actual penetration a good sex like we're talking is like 20 minutes or something i i'm gonna nato uh three to seven minutes going to a i and that sounds a lot more like it to me that's of pure penetration nah bro 20 minutes is nuts is that long yes relax dude no come on with oh i don't oh shucks wait that's a long time oh that's just me getting warmed up i thought to a you fucking know it's a long time hey man that's just one side of the coochie man this is the new information to you godfrey here's the thing about what the creeps in there from the existence you are and now everyone's fucked you over you've been around forever but you don't 20 minutes of penetration 45 minutes was like a normal like with the foreplay with the foreplay sure i'll give you eating pussy finger popping the whole okay okay okay it's a combination okay okay not penetrate 20 minutes of pure penetration i mean that's good that's not 30 of no no no no no 30 we're talking the whole thing is no no i mean i think you think actual penetration is 20 to 30 minutes yeah but if it depends respect watching tv together you're smashing like i love this commercial we're talking i'm saying just inside time spent inside yeah i go along into that wow no but i'm saying it's not like you're going all day it's different you're pacing yourself you're in mold so you're laying this way so africans take a marathon approach to sex as well well you know i know it's like white porn guys and black porn guys black porn guys stay in it right white just like yeah black just be like this chill yeah no no just sit on it yeah there's no sitting on it there's no just chill there's no catching a fucking f of something while my dick's inside certainly not i'm not doing i'm not leisurely fucking i'm in there you're in i'm really in there for that three to seven for that three i'm knocking doors yeah you shoot up the club and you're out of there how long did they get to the fine and kill bill nodden that's that's how long that's came in cool i had my tactical team bam came in shot up the club out clear clear clear clear came in with the night scopes boom exactly uh yeah listen i think there's plenty of bad cock generationally out there and it's not your fault it's truly not your fault i would say um i'm right here anytime you need godfrey's in here uh you know but unfortunately there's a there's a lot of bad dick going around for the youth and look you're talking to a man who you know pops a dick pill even though i'm 36 yeah i'll get in there when i really want to impress someone day to day i'll have normal you know wow yeah i don't know if you remember johnny wow good stuff i did not know that that is wild sure when i want to when i want to really i can't be i need to like put when i need to put a good effort in i'll take a dick pill and it's i will say it's psychological more than anything that's because this has happened to me where i will fuck and been like whoa like okay i was i'll be like oh i'm not that impressed with that dick pill and then like an hour later my dick will get harder than it's ever been and i'm like whoa the dick pill turns out the dick pill was inside you all along you know where it's like i find out later the dick pill i just mistimed it or whatever wow but for me it was like what used to happen to me when i was younger was when i really liked the girl my dick just wouldn't get hard the first couple times because i was like nervous that would fuck up and then when i got over that it was awesome with somebody you cared about and that's so it's like that could be happening i also think probably they're insanely unhealthy that's also part of my issue i'm that's why the pressure is on men is i think way higher because it grows just it's got a hole man it doesn't have to grow from a technical standpoint you're right it's just a hole i just like to make it a layman's term yeah that's not good technical you're right now we gotta make sure yes you know the pressure is on us the pressure of performance i think is definitely right yeah especially in a hookup scenario yeah they don't have to do it they don't really have although if you dig i do think i think the flip side of that is that they're not busting right if you're not like a guy once you're once you're getting it going and a hook a random hookup you're gonna bust right a woman is probably not coming from a completely random i think though most guys aren't really giving it their all with a completely random situation but at the same time from a just getting it up standpoint yes there's a lot of pressure and i would not i would not be negative on yourself this is they have bad dick is really the problem here yeah and unfortunately you're just gonna come across a lot of that and you know i would say give them a dose them with dick pills tell them to use promo code stave do we have a what's our most recent uh do we have anything going we have a few floating don't we hopefully by this step by the time this episode comes out you know we'll have a the right sponsor for your friend try to try promo code sovi for any of the dick pills yeah anyway yeah you know we have a we have a you know you're not the only pitch man here godfrey you know i'm also for 99s it's yo so stavros i don't have my own personal dick pills no but but you have for a company yeah i don't i don't come yeah yeah well that's not a bad idea we should get in there my own dick pills stavros yeah some greek seems to be posing up man stavros we'll figure it out try and tell you we'll figure it out you gotta take an excerpt from kojak and use stavros yeah i'm being sit from tell me about you're right stavros i'm not sampling sampling you i'm telling you i'm telling you know what fuck that i'm watching i'm gonna watch kojak and i'm gonna cord off my i'm gonna say please do get it on the soundboard please yeah we will put on the soundboard that's a good idea it'll be fucking fire stavros idea yeah all right play something else little elvis do a couple more calls here yo what's good stav all this esteemed guest i'm calling about my friend who is pretty much a leftist in cell and not like some punk ass weak lib he's like serious pro palestine militant leftist and he's a brutal dude to hang out with he's the type of guy that makes everything political and he's like right but it's really hard and we're both in our late 30s and i can tell bro just wants a genuine connection with women but he is classically scaring the hose yeah and so i'm just wondering man yeah many advice on how i can talk to him or advice straight for him on how to care about good things but also be a little more chill about it all right man thank you so much for the work you do peace and love yeah so he's he's scaring the hose he's too i mean look he's he's got the right politics but yeah you don't want you need to bring him up when you're trying to get pussy like it doesn't have to like the crimes the crimes being committed against the palestinian people don't have to come up at happy hour you know what i mean we don't have to talk about genocide when we're trying to get pussy here's a way to dry them up it's good to know that we're on the same page and you'd like to be with someone who agrees with you right but let's get sucked off first yeah you know what i mean yeah let's worry let's let's order of operations let's get sucked off second you asked them how they feel about israel all right yeah he cock blocks himself exactly and this and by the way this can happen to like anytime someone is very into something they can kind of retreat within them within that too much yeah that becomes like a place of comfort no matter what you're into uh and and you kind of see and you hide within your beliefs or you hide within anything and unfortunately being a good member of like society being a good actually putting some of your politics into practice also means talking to other people in a non-scary way you know what i mean like you read the room totally read the room yeah totally read the room you know what it's like it's that's why i'm surprised that some of these fucking politicians have cute wives because some of these fucking bozos yeah so extreme that they're actually wives are the kind of decent looking you know how the fuck did you get that broad power yeah got sure power is important yeah but it's like this guy's not that right i don't know how he's screwing it up he must be really like hey ladies what do you think about the war yeah i i mean you know what i mean it's like what the fuck are you doing i think probably he just if he's starting from this place he probably just doesn't have a rich social life to begin with now and it's like look this is the kind of thing where we're glad he's on this side but the way this fucks your brain up is the same as incels on the right where it's like your dogma is what's is all that's important because you're not getting pussy you spend more time on message boards about you know this shit where it's like he needs to under and i think couch it in those terms of if you're serious about these politics you have to be able to talk to regular people right if he if that's if it's his most important thing in life which sounds like he's really into then tell him like dude you have to go work on your social skills yes for that for the cause yeah and then while we're at it why don't we talk to some women you know what i mean and it's like let's let's because he does want that he does want a connection he says it and it's like it's not easy but you're gonna have to just go out and like just make friends and like what is your social circle is one big question i have and who does he talk should this guy stick around with this guy like dude if he's gonna keep doing that shit fucking don't be around him or tell him if this is boy though tell him yeah that's why i'm surrounding myself people that tell me about myself for sure they go dude you're fucking up the pussy like that what you doing you do you can't do the greek stole a shit from me because i've even done that with women that you know even i've been on one of those things where i'm ranting about some race stuff yeah black women and they were like now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and i go oh you're right you're right at least i have to wear with all the for sure you know what it's too much you know just because she might want to hear that shit right now i think the problem with this guy is i don't even think he gets there right it sounds like he's just straight he's just on the incel timeline yeah and i think the politics are almost secondary i think what i would say to this guy if you want to get your friend to talk to women make a connection he's just gonna have to it's almost like it doesn't his politics don't really matter right now what matters is go just get it do him queer i him a little bit you know what i mean like if he's in his late third you say he's a brutal dude like get him a fucking shirt get him a haircut like fucking yeah go do more fun shit like like like before you start worrying about talking to women you have just talked to anyone before you worry about a dating life you have to have a social life so go do some shit go to bars with him go fucking join a bowling league for fuck's sake like just random go to like parties whatever build up his you got to build that shit up slowly yeah and that's i mean this is a class this is kind of the advice we give to all incels this is like find something about yourself you want to change and slowly work on it because just making progress helps your confidence all of this is ultimately confidence based of course so yeah that's what i would say and then the politics are almost secondary in this case but i get i get you know yeah good good on him for being on the right side of things but that doesn't matter when you're trying to get ahead you can't cash in your i'm correct suck me off tokens hey ladies net and y'all where we go yeah he should be in jail right that's not how it works i work for the massage yeah it would be funny if you just switch is up immediately leave some hot massage like honeypot goes to him yeah he's like you know what i've been thinking about it it's actually there is actually right yeah if he's getting like cash patelle he's getting his weird is really fake girlfriend whoo how did he get how did that goofy score that shit he's like fuck out of here i think we all know no definitely that is oh man yeah dude she's fucking she's rising up the ranks right now yeah this is her assignment this is the they're gonna owe her one after this assignment oh give us another one eldest yeah no worries take your time man how could you have fucking imagined i'd ask you to do this yeah great awesome dude hey stop hello hey eldest um i have a sticky situation right so i've been seeing this woman for a while we both have been unhappy in our relationships and sneaking around and we've been you know together for like 17 months and i have left my previous partner to be with her and she got scared last minute because she's built the same person oh she made you break over there girlfriend to be her side bitch she doesn't feel confident and change and he's been mostly abusing her neglecting her all the bad misogynistic narcissistic stuff you can do to a woman in a relationship right and i did all the right steps to get to the point where i'm like ready and you know all my friends are supporting me and my family and stuff even the the girlfriend gave her her blessing because she could worry about her feelings and she got scared and she has said that she loves me too much to the love of me and the pain of everything the unknown of that she feels like a burden she feels like she's too much and that eventually i'm going to leave her when if she's talking about never happened that's my tangible and i just wanted advice to really see what can i do and what should i do because i just don't know so thanks guys so i'm sorry this guy's in love with a woman so is he cheating with is he they they were cheating he said it sounds like they have fucked but he left his girl he left his girl yeah to be with this one yeah but then at the last moment she got cold feet yeah she she's still with her with her boyfriend and she and she's been with her guy for like 15 years he says he says the guy's like emotionally abusive but this dumbass left his girl to get with her yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean you got god did it look at you yeah yeah this is no good what yeah that was pretty stupid dude that was dumb that was dumb and even what he's saying now is like he's i mean hearing hearing it repeated is so stupid yeah she's too she loves you too much did you hear that she loves you too much she's scared you're gonna leave her so what she'll just never be with you you have fucking stupid that sounds dude like is she in a fucked up relationship maybe i don't know right is she brainwashed by this person i don't fucking know but i can tell you she's not doesn't whatever she claims to love you too much she's not gonna be with you and it's like the more you make yourself available to her the more she just kind of has her cake and eats it too yeah if you get to just sort of be her crutch through this abuse if this is an abusive relationship like you say you're her emotional outlet yeah but you're not her fucking you're not dating her so the only thing you can do is tell her like okay i don't know you could be like look whatever you want to say about this stuff that's fine i want to be with you but i'm not going to be like your side bitch here i'm not going to be like i'm not going to watch you stay in a relationship is bad for you and also you could also be like you're essentially cheating on me with him now i consider if now that you told me you want to be together you're not leaving him as immaterial to me because we were in a relationship as far as i'm concerned you're as far as i'm certain you're cheating on me unless you're over unless you break it off with this guy we can't even talk now maybe she doesn't give a fuck maybe she's trying to break it off with you and that's what she wants is to lead you there but either way but why would you want she's all fucked up yeah that's true she's gonna go from that to you 15 years of that shit that's a good point moron that is a good that's a good look yeah because she's damaged dude yeah and you think it's gonna be better with you and then this dude that's a great point dude who she's he's not giving that up it's gonna be a fight i think you know even if he does you're right she's fucked up like leaving a 15 year relationship you don't go right from that to an awesome healthy happy one fuck no that's not he's trying to be captain save him whatever the fuck it's not gonna it's just dumb you know the moment he told her it just became so real for her and she's like totally why'd you do that oh yeah she was not like she was expecting she just wanted double cheat together and then like and then you would get you would get like guilty and break it off for some shit she's fucked up she's like yeah you know she's got a lot of shit going on for sure so yeah dude i don't know look how about this jackass i don't know how they take that but yeah don't play you played yourself with that man you need to go make men's with the one you left hopefully or just go i mean that was probably a bad relationship that's just bad just you don't want to be in that shit and it's and it can be physically dangerous too you gotta be careful that's a good point that is a good point be mother fuckers it yeah you don't want someone running up on you man especially if you're saying this guy's abusive and narcissistic it's like that's exactly the kind of guy you're right who could fucking go crazy oh no doubt so look you're gonna have to walk away completely yeah and say like this isn't you know this isn't fair to me which is true and if she wants to hop back in if she wants to break up with this guy yeah and figure her shit out for a little bit and then come see you that's one thing but you can't beg her to leave this because this this will never work if you do that right it already probably won't if i'm being honest with you but there's no way unless you make a real clear if you really stand up for yourself set about you whatever and then she meets you on your own terms there's a small chance it could work but right now there's no chance it's gonna work give us some fun to go out on here little eldest yeah we wrap up yeah let's wrap up on this one i saw bros hi elvis whomever might be the guest and listen and since i started i am a patreon member thank you thank you the way but i more or less don't have a question i have a comment it's uh regarding penis side now i know we uh focused out on that a lot in the podcast but i don't know if you've noticed but all the greek statues you see have little penises sure i have and i was wondering do you know why that is i'll tell you what used to be thought that if you had a small penis small balls you didn't rely on that to be a man you were more intellectual and you were less of a monster excellent excellent now that being said of course you have the body of a greek god and you have the penis of a greek god that's right i want to let you know that and my question if i had a question was did you know that all right peace thanks for sharing a fun fact about so he said if you have a big penis means you're not as intellectual an ancient exactly i told you i wasn't good at math yeah an ancient greece back when the world was right i can't correctly i tell you these statues i'm dyslexic these statues you know this is what a man should be small dicked not one of these you know over the top gauche gigantic penises none of the you know a real man in the ancient greek ideal you're having penetrative sex for two to four minutes tops you know with some big sloppy you know i didn't make i didn't graduate high school it was thought of as un-gentlemenly to have a big dick and i think there you think that's a a simpler time you know when things were run the right way the greeks didn't learn from africa that's that's what that's when they had reached our own invention that was we got that we were like now this is that's nothing that has to do with it get this out of my face just i can't believe how they carry on it will keep the mass but the coccyx on the statue so that had nothing to do with it that was all that was an isolated incident right there i don't know why i'm using this seven is voice that's a weird juxtaposition everybody's eddie murphy now listen man that was enough baby why am i talking like a 70s drug dealer i don't know well that's a fun tidbit and i do i do recall thank you for sharing that with us my friend uh godfrey thanks for coming on the podcast this is badass this is very fun anytime you want to come back you got to head up absolutely oh come back anytime check out the special guys uh rebel with the cause in theaters we'll link it we'll link it to it first week in first week in february and uh yeah we will see you guys next time bye bye bye bye stop it or else