... ... I hope you got to hear part one of my episode with Boston Robin Dillon if not go back and check that out. But without further ado, here is part two where we hear one of your embarrassing stories. I want to play a listener story and I want to see if it inspires any of your own fun embarrassing stories from when you were a child. Let's see, who do we have? Hi, Team Pete Pod. This is Hayley from West Virginia and this story is called Too Many Sit-ups. It's 2002. Seventh grade gym class, a place where dignity goes to die. We had to pair up and then came sit-ups. I went first. My partner sat at my feet holding them. Looking back her face was alarmingly close. One, two, three, four. Around set-up six, my body made a choice. I did not approve. A sound escaped and jam powered itself into the musty ol' gym mat. Time slowed. In a moment of pure panic and denial, I looked directly at the girl whose face was inches from the blasting zone and said, who was that? She paused. She blinked. Then mercifully chose to play along and softly said, I don't know. And that's where my memory ends. I assume my soul left my body in is still wandering that gym to this day. This soul left her body in fart form? Is that what I had? A great story telling you. I know. Also, I felt like she was whispering because she was like someone could. She was in her cubicle and she did not want anyone to hear. Man, I think Farts were the funniest thing as a kid. That was how I made my best friend. He used to be the guy that would fart in class. We'd lock eyes from across Eric Simon. He would just be like, I got one. And he just, I was just dying. We'd get sent out of the room. I would get sent out of the room because my body farted. That's a powerful fart when you get in trouble for it. You have a history of locking eyes with people across the room and it means something. That's my favorite. That's my humor. I love when two people are on it. What else is this? Rob, do you have any, doesn't have to involve Farts? Do you have any just particularly cringe or like if you wake up in the middle of the night, does anything ever like come to your mind where you're like, no, don't remember this whole story from the past? I have a story, but I don't know what I could say. You can say it all. Like the audience is mature adult. Okay, this is messed up. You're running and this is messed up. So I don't even know how to start the story, but like, okay, so this is like around like 16, 17 years old. My dad worked at a hospital at the time. He worked the MRI and he worked like weekend, like Saturday and Sunday, like 16 hour day, come home, sleep 16 hour day. So between like, Saturday and Sunday night, like we always knew like to be quiet because you had to sleep through the next day. So I was out with my friends, whatever the night. And I came home and my dad was asleep. So I got, you know, on the couch in the living room and I thought I was going to watch some TV. Now back in the day, they had something called a black box. The black box was like when you got the free channels, right? You get like HBO, cinematics, pay per view. There was one free channel called the spice channel. Oh, everyone remembers this spice channel. So what do you think? So what do you think? I know you're thinking one thing right now. Anyway, so I was watching some TV. The spice channel. I may have switched over to the spice channel for a little bit. And then I went back to whatever I was watching and I went to bed. No big deal. The couple days go by, it's like the middle of the week on a Wednesday. And my dad asks if I want to go over to my uncle's house to watch the boxing match. He was a big boxing fan. He used to watch, like it was maybe Tyson or something. And I was like, yeah, I'll go watch it. I was like Wednesday night. It's kind of weird, whatever. So we go over all my uncles are there, my cousins, even a few of my aunts were there. And we start watching the boxing match in about the middle of the third round. All of a sudden the spice channel comes on. And my father looks happy. And I look back immediately. I realized what happened overnight. He was video recording taping the fight. And in the middle of the fight, we were watching the video recording of the fight. And here I am. We get 20 minute preview of this. And he's looking happy. And without missing a beat, I looked at him. I was like, Michael, I blamed it. I'm like, I'm gonna brother. I was so embarrassed. He was so mad. I eventually told them, but I was like, what in the world? Yeah, that's good. Those days of having to record what was playing on the TV on your VHS to play that. That's what it was. Because I was like, why are we going to watch it to the fight on a Wednesday? And I realized he had taped it from the Saturday night. That's when people have lost their wedding video on his face. Everybody's like, they all look at him. And he just looks at me. And I was like, Michael, the worst part too is it's like a fight. There was probably the crucial building up to the main card. And suddenly that comes up. And then he just has to go home. Nobody stayed to watch the end of it. Did you or Danny, I was always so paranoid that I was going to fart during dance rehearsal. Did you see in the very famous clip? Yes, I love that clip. So funny. So good. There is a clip where a former contestant on Dancing With The Stars who, oh no, it was a dancer. Yeah, it was really sister. That's probably the best video from all of dancing. I love farting. It's unbelievable. But then I saw it like right before I started dancing with the stars. And I was like, oh my gosh, I don't know that I would never come back. I would just be like, well, no, there is a moment where I was having like I wasn't farting, but I was having stomach cakes. And I was like, I don't normally get stomach cakes. But it happened like a week in a row. And I would have to like be like, hey, I mean like five minutes my stomach hurts. And then we were training with one of our friends and they were like taking supplements so we don't hurt. And he's like, yeah, this might knees him. It's great. But he's like, don't have too much magnesium because it'll make your stomach hurt. And I was like, we both like look to each other. I was like, oh, I was like, oh, Dean, I'm so many electrolytes, so much magnesium. I was giving myself stomach cakes for like a week. Okay. Yep. A magnesium. I was holding them in that week. And then I do remember actually that I asked plasha once, how's Danny saying rehearsal is going. He said, I don't know. They had to finish early last night. Not to be worse. Don't have too much magnesium. Okay. Well, thank you both so much for being here with me. Thank you for including me and fruit and ninja. Everything's a competition. That was good. That was our first time with guests. Oh, really? You guys stepped up to the plate. Well, I hope we didn't. I hope you didn't. We encouraged you to do it more because it was really fun. No, it's fine. It was good. And invited back anytime. Okay. Yeah. You and Jensen did it. I will say it was off camera. Mr. Sherven did say of everyone's cuts. Oh, you had the best cut. I can't. Yeah. You're. As a matter of fact, if Dylan, if those don't work out with him, it's insane. You and I can't really show him. Boston. I was so excited. So sorry. It works every time. We're just Jensen. Oh, go. When I said to him when we were leaving Dancing with the Stars, I was like, listen, you guys haven't aligned, but Dylan and I have an alliance. So I kind of feel like the three of us are in alliance and he looked at me and he goes, I don't know you that well yet. And I was like, got it. Okay. I have to. I have not earned my right. You be careful. That's how you get voted out. You know, if you start cross alliances. Yeah. Sometimes the other two squeeze you out. You try to make too many of us. Well, also Jensen and I will come back. It's to do any challenge ever for any. Well, they might be nice. They're nice throwing. Pretty great. I'm not excited about the sparring be after that. After that little. You'll just have another diet coke. You'll be fine. True. Thank you both for being here. Thank you. So much. That was fun. Thank you. Teen Beat is an iHeart podcast produced and hosted by Daniel Fishel, executive producers Jensen Carp and Amy Sugarman, executive and charge of production, Daniel Romo, producer and editor Tara Sue Boksh. The theme song is by Mark Hopis. Yes, that Mark Hopis. Follow us on Instagram at Teen Beat pod. This is an iHeart podcast guaranteed human.
